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Are you my coworker? I swear my boss will randomly scream and its embarrassing.
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Surprise
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True :/
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Neutral
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What if I dont want the service? Why should I be forced to purchase that service?
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Fear
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It's a reference to an old tweet [NAME] sent about [NAME] when he was still in Congress ahah.
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Neutral
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And then I got to meet the president. My name is [NAME] and this is my homo story.
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Neutral
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A life well spent....
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Affection
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If we flip it, it’ll be too expensive for you to illegally emigrate there and retire, grandma.
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Fear
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I'm sitting here as he has never even lurked.
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Neutral
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sorry should clarify ... have dinner / drinks and then go our separate ways to other events that night.
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Disgust
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Out of town then, too. I blocked 3/21. W00t!!!
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Neutral
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The only winner here is this guys future divorce lawyer.
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Optimism
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> Yes, I truly believe in soul mates. we'll just have to agree to disagree
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Fear
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right. which is why he got suspended. because nothing happened. makes sense.
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Neutral
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Say you ate something or say things they cannot measure.
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Neutral
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Her attempts to be “edgy” fall flat are incredibly cringeworthy.
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Fear
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Ah good call - I dont plan to take submissions for that reason
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Affection
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Just tried and I was able to register it. I got the first Juul from the same place too and that charger worked fine
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Neutral
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I have a feeling if my car won’t start my ETL would come and Uber me to work
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Optimism
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No I don't lose points from losing to someone I wouldn't get points from beating.
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Neutral
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So much better that way!
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Affection
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... Oh dear gods, no...
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Sadness
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That’s a pretty cool TIL
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Affection
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All of Leviticus is wonderful and interesting. (But I do get the point you are making).
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Affection
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Try painting a penis around the pothole. Seems to have worked in Manchester
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Anger
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Disgusting. This is blatant nepotism, and that man should be ashamed.
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Disgust
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This article was written so poorly that it's hard to take seriously. It's like a stream of consciousness with very little to actually say
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Anger
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love how nobody decides to run over to him and help
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Anger
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My guess is that we will get it done at $9.1 for 8 years. Slightly high number now that will seem like a bargain in 4-5 years.
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Neutral
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Might be wrong but isn't it [NAME] who wanted gase more than mac
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Neutral
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I would of at least helped the poor guy. Throw some fire crackers at the dam thing
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Anger
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Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from?
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Happiness
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Or both!
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Neutral
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good point I’ll keep that in mind
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Affection
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Why did he think that you work there? People visit hospitals all the time.
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Surprise
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Dont break NC. Bring doggo inside and warn the grandparents. Unless theres a good doggo beach/park nearby then maybe go out instead
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Anger
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Wait..whaaa? :D
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Neutral
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Wow, pretty transphobic to say prostate owners have a penis and non-prostate owners have a vagina. What about the neovagina and front-hole bearers? /s
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Affection
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Women don't get an ego boost from and don't enjoy sex with men they're ambivalent about.
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Neutral
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Horrible night for dodo
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Happiness
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Sky full of song, June, Patricia and The End of Love all by Florence + The Machine
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Neutral
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lmao and I thought I was the only one
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Affection
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We need an update, man. What's this "Outside" like???
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Surprise
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Lol. Build your own or make some tweaks to the printer.
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Anger
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Yeah that's what I just got. Fkin annoying.
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Anger
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I haven't listened to new music since 2006.
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Surprise
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I gotchu bro, house By Gucci Mane I’m a huge Gucci mane fan.
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Affection
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Shhhhhhh ... It will be ok, honey.
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Affection
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Knew someone at that actual party, according to them he was talked into doing it by Odd Future members not sure who tho
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Neutral
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I have no idea what that means.
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Fear
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Just hanging out at UQ St Lucia is pretty cool.
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Affection
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“Why is there always someone that brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?” -[NAME]
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Surprise
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I am afraid to look, but my morbid curiosity draws me to ask.
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Disgust
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I just have a controller on my desk that I turn on when I fly. I've always hated mouse flying.
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Anger
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I've seen Orange Marmalade in the No Brand store.
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Neutral
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Just like an unwritten rule to discuss a perfect game during a perfect game. Interesting
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Affection
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Why did you think the BP script was better than Spiderverses?
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Surprise
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yeah. thanks for your reply
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Affection
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Police numbers in London are at their lowest (per head of population) in twenty years. Those fucking cuts!
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Sadness
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So edgy.
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Fear
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It’s not clear to me that vulnerability functions as an ethical compass. Will table further replies in deference to a culture war thread.
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Neutral
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Oh boy....
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Neutral
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[NAME] hire a mod and write up some rules! Is this a text based story sub or images or videos or chaos?
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Surprise
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I wish I could be desensitized to my sadness sometimes lol
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Sadness
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Seriously, I’ve been catching and loving this one since it first came out.
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Affection
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Damn if we could beat the Spurs ~~reserves~~ that would be great
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Optimism
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Wait did he’s married with a family and tried getting in your pants?!
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Surprise
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i will downvoted u into oblivion!!!!!!
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Anger
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Wrong on so many levels. Just sit back and watch it implode. It will hurt at first, but guarantee, you will have the last laugh.
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Happiness
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I feel like you almost have to or else some regulars will try to pull a fast one thinking your a green bean.
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Neutral
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Don't eat the [NAME] family. You shouldn't eat trash.
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Happiness
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Oh, I don’t know, maybe... Vaccinate?
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Fear
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Food must be good then. It looks good. Besides the wood plank lol
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Affection
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In her defense it’s like 20 something degrees in Indiana right now
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Neutral
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Wish they showed us more of their friendship in previous episodes, this drawing is amazing.
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Happiness
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My favourite goes back to one of the first battles ever on YouTube:
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Happiness
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Hell yeah o/
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Disgust
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Because he’s actually cool with racism and anti-semitism. Just draws the line at rape.
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Neutral
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I love [NAME]
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Affection
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Strange, I just told a few hundred guns to go kill people. They didnt respond. Are my guns broken?
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Fear
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Lol. Ill try but its just not fun anymore. Haven't dashed in 2 weeks. Busy day job now so no extra time for shenanigans
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Anger
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The Swiss military used pigeons until 1994. are cost-effective... Anyway, sounds like DHL is your best bet.
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Affection
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I just can’t. I love you [NAME], thanks for the laughs always x
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Affection
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Guys message got deleted, what did he say?
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Surprise
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No it’s not! It’s much easier to pull in to the space and leave it there.
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Neutral
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The other person was [NAME] on Hell's Kitchen. Shot herself in 2007.
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Sadness
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That's a lot of words to say "I'm upset that women don't want to date me."
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Sadness
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Suddenly, I was awake.
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Neutral
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So you abandoned your Russian heritage for... what, exactly? The things you are describing are the result of the west screwing Russia over.
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Fear
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this rabbids x drag race collab is everything i didn't know i needed
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Neutral
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Yeah, I actually do really like the TD Centre. Love walking around on (non bone chilling Saturday's) and just admiring the city.
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Affection
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Lmao r/starwarsleaks and r/starwarsspeculation in a nutshell
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Neutral
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She is an asshat for driving on the walkway but fuck these guys. They should probably find something better to do with their lives.
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Neutral
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Lol this happened literally 5-10 seconds after the screenshot was taken too
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Happiness
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More like [NAME] stalker,lol.
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Happiness
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It's hard to start over. I wish you happiness.
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Affection
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You said it baby, can't wait to see what marvelous wonders the rest of 2019 will bring!
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Surprise
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I’d say probably not
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Neutral
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It’s been over 20 years since I rode the 15. I’m still traumatized.
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Sadness
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Great show honestly
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Affection
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Highlights will be glorious to watch! Here’s [NAME] shootout zinger!
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Happiness
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