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Are you my coworker? I swear my boss will randomly scream and its embarrassing.
Surprise
True :/
Neutral
What if I dont want the service? Why should I be forced to purchase that service?
Fear
It's a reference to an old tweet [NAME] sent about [NAME] when he was still in Congress ahah.
Neutral
And then I got to meet the president. My name is [NAME] and this is my homo story.
Neutral
A life well spent....
Affection
If we flip it, it’ll be too expensive for you to illegally emigrate there and retire, grandma.
Fear
I'm sitting here as he has never even lurked.
Neutral
sorry should clarify ... have dinner / drinks and then go our separate ways to other events that night.
Disgust
Out of town then, too. I blocked 3/21. W00t!!!
Neutral
The only winner here is this guys future divorce lawyer.
Optimism
> Yes, I truly believe in soul mates. we'll just have to agree to disagree
Fear
right. which is why he got suspended. because nothing happened. makes sense.
Neutral
Say you ate something or say things they cannot measure.
Neutral
Her attempts to be “edgy” fall flat are incredibly cringeworthy.
Fear
Ah good call - I dont plan to take submissions for that reason
Affection
Just tried and I was able to register it. I got the first Juul from the same place too and that charger worked fine
Neutral
I have a feeling if my car won’t start my ETL would come and Uber me to work
Optimism
No I don't lose points from losing to someone I wouldn't get points from beating.
Neutral
So much better that way!
Affection
... Oh dear gods, no...
Sadness
That’s a pretty cool TIL
Affection
All of Leviticus is wonderful and interesting. (But I do get the point you are making).
Affection
Try painting a penis around the pothole. Seems to have worked in Manchester
Anger
Disgusting. This is blatant nepotism, and that man should be ashamed.
Disgust
This article was written so poorly that it's hard to take seriously. It's like a stream of consciousness with very little to actually say
Anger
love how nobody decides to run over to him and help
Anger
My guess is that we will get it done at $9.1 for 8 years. Slightly high number now that will seem like a bargain in 4-5 years.
Neutral
Might be wrong but isn't it [NAME] who wanted gase more than mac
Neutral
I would of at least helped the poor guy. Throw some fire crackers at the dam thing
Anger
Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from?
Happiness
Or both!
Neutral
good point I’ll keep that in mind
Affection
Why did he think that you work there? People visit hospitals all the time.
Surprise
Dont break NC. Bring doggo inside and warn the grandparents. Unless theres a good doggo beach/park nearby then maybe go out instead
Anger
Wait..whaaa? :D
Neutral
Wow, pretty transphobic to say prostate owners have a penis and non-prostate owners have a vagina. What about the neovagina and front-hole bearers? /s
Affection
Women don't get an ego boost from and don't enjoy sex with men they're ambivalent about.
Neutral
Horrible night for dodo
Happiness
Sky full of song, June, Patricia and The End of Love all by Florence + The Machine
Neutral
lmao and I thought I was the only one
Affection
We need an update, man. What's this "Outside" like???
Surprise
Lol. Build your own or make some tweaks to the printer.
Anger
Yeah that's what I just got. Fkin annoying.
Anger
I haven't listened to new music since 2006.
Surprise
I gotchu bro, house By Gucci Mane I’m a huge Gucci mane fan.
Affection
Shhhhhhh ... It will be ok, honey.
Affection
Knew someone at that actual party, according to them he was talked into doing it by Odd Future members not sure who tho
Neutral
I have no idea what that means.
Fear
Just hanging out at UQ St Lucia is pretty cool.
Affection
“Why is there always someone that brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?” -[NAME]
Surprise
I am afraid to look, but my morbid curiosity draws me to ask.
Disgust
I just have a controller on my desk that I turn on when I fly. I've always hated mouse flying.
Anger
I've seen Orange Marmalade in the No Brand store.
Neutral
Just like an unwritten rule to discuss a perfect game during a perfect game. Interesting
Affection
Why did you think the BP script was better than Spiderverses?
Surprise
yeah. thanks for your reply
Affection
Police numbers in London are at their lowest (per head of population) in twenty years. Those fucking cuts!
Sadness
So edgy.
Fear
It’s not clear to me that vulnerability functions as an ethical compass. Will table further replies in deference to a culture war thread.
Neutral
Oh boy....
Neutral
[NAME] hire a mod and write up some rules! Is this a text based story sub or images or videos or chaos?
Surprise
I wish I could be desensitized to my sadness sometimes lol
Sadness
Seriously, I’ve been catching and loving this one since it first came out.
Affection
Damn if we could beat the Spurs ~~reserves~~ that would be great
Optimism
Wait did he’s married with a family and tried getting in your pants?!
Surprise
i will downvoted u into oblivion!!!!!!
Anger
Wrong on so many levels. Just sit back and watch it implode. It will hurt at first, but guarantee, you will have the last laugh.
Happiness
I feel like you almost have to or else some regulars will try to pull a fast one thinking your a green bean.
Neutral
Don't eat the [NAME] family. You shouldn't eat trash.
Happiness
Oh, I don’t know, maybe... Vaccinate?
Fear
Food must be good then. It looks good. Besides the wood plank lol
Affection
In her defense it’s like 20 something degrees in Indiana right now
Neutral
Wish they showed us more of their friendship in previous episodes, this drawing is amazing.
Happiness
My favourite goes back to one of the first battles ever on YouTube:
Happiness
Hell yeah o/
Disgust
Because he’s actually cool with racism and anti-semitism. Just draws the line at rape.
Neutral
I love [NAME]
Affection
Strange, I just told a few hundred guns to go kill people. They didnt respond. Are my guns broken?
Fear
Lol. Ill try but its just not fun anymore. Haven't dashed in 2 weeks. Busy day job now so no extra time for shenanigans
Anger
The Swiss military used pigeons until 1994. are cost-effective... Anyway, sounds like DHL is your best bet.
Affection
I just can’t. I love you [NAME], thanks for the laughs always x
Affection
Guys message got deleted, what did he say?
Surprise
No it’s not! It’s much easier to pull in to the space and leave it there.
Neutral
The other person was [NAME] on Hell's Kitchen. Shot herself in 2007.
Sadness
That's a lot of words to say "I'm upset that women don't want to date me."
Sadness
Suddenly, I was awake.
Neutral
So you abandoned your Russian heritage for... what, exactly? The things you are describing are the result of the west screwing Russia over.
Fear
this rabbids x drag race collab is everything i didn't know i needed
Neutral
Yeah, I actually do really like the TD Centre. Love walking around on (non bone chilling Saturday's) and just admiring the city.
Affection
Lmao r/starwarsleaks and r/starwarsspeculation in a nutshell
Neutral
She is an asshat for driving on the walkway but fuck these guys. They should probably find something better to do with their lives.
Neutral
Lol this happened literally 5-10 seconds after the screenshot was taken too
Happiness
More like [NAME] stalker,lol.
Happiness
It's hard to start over. I wish you happiness.
Affection
You said it baby, can't wait to see what marvelous wonders the rest of 2019 will bring!
Surprise
I’d say probably not
Neutral
It’s been over 20 years since I rode the 15. I’m still traumatized.
Sadness
Great show honestly
Affection
Highlights will be glorious to watch! Here’s [NAME] shootout zinger!
Happiness