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Furry and scaly damn | Neutral |
The only thing that stops a depressed guy with a gun is a physiologist with a gun. << [NAME] | Surprise |
Well, I guess that explains my gf mood now | Optimism |
My two favorite things, The Office and The Show. combined in one reference. Life is good. | Affection |
I don't feel so financially secure | Fear |
I know a guy who is 25 (same age as me) and has FOUR. I would hate my life so much. | Anger |
Hearsay as usual, no proof, [NAME] computer proves he needs help. | Neutral |
I had so many avatars named after Star Wars characters on Millsbury. I miss it 😭😭😭 | Neutral |
Bugger them all | Neutral |
[NAME] is one of my favorite [NAME]. I would love for him to come home to LA | Affection |
Huh? Mutts are usually healthier than pure-breds. It's the pure-bred dogs that have weird genetic issues. | Affection |
I'm sorry, I'm new. Included the TL;DR and age alrdy. Thank you! | Affection |
The level of envyness far too much | Anger |
Yeah, surely this is *exactly* what democracy is? | Fear |
haha love it! | Affection |
yeah you got wooshed way too hard | Sadness |
I'm still surprised this thing is only 2 Lanes in each direction | Fear |
Why the fuck does this exist | Anger |
Let your work speak for itself IMO. | Neutral |
Oh no... It's never had sex before. | Neutral |
So do I. But you can't just blame it all on the dude. | Neutral |
Well it does appear to be a gold/bronze Cadillac. And I think I see a flat bill in the front seat. | Fear |
The Supreme Court has already ruled the police have no obligation to protect you. They are there to enforce laws. | Neutral |
I would not feed her anything that would cause extra butt wiping. No effing burrito! | Anger |
I remember hearing a story about this type of highway camaraderie once from a trucker who helped a woman escape a man... wonder if it was your mom | Surprise |
This is what I always do.. is this not normal? | Neutral |
the Browns called. They would be happy to help you end your career | Neutral |
that’s awful🤣🤣 | Disgust |
Poor fella just got his arms out of plaster and we’re already making fun of him | Happiness |
Good thing the races weren’t reversed otherwise we would be organizing a march or rally instead of having a good laugh. | Neutral |
I don't necessarily hate them, but then again, I dislike it when people breed while knowing how harsh life is. | Anger |
You most def are a quality human. This story just warms my heart. | Affection |
I’m in my second year. Still closeted. Still uncomfortable with my body and sexuality. Still socially awkward. | Sadness |
That was a perfectly crafted joke and I see nothing wrong here. | Happiness |
That thang juicy | Happiness |
This is a huge stretch, but I would enjoy seeing some tweets from her hubby about it... | Happiness |
Hahaha dude that was *so* well put | Affection |
Of course. Queen! | Neutral |
came here to say this. i've watched it through more than five times at this point. one of my absolute favorites. | Happiness |
[NAME] so much hate. | Sadness |
Thank you! I will! | Affection |
This seems like something that would be hilarious as a parody | Happiness |
This definitely was what I was thinking too. With the things that go on nowadays, I wouldnt be suprised! | Neutral |
> If you actually believe they are still a threat oh, if only it *were* up to me... | Anger |
I just watched the entire episode. They never once hint that they were having an affair. That information didn't come from the show. | Affection |
She is :( | Neutral |
Would love to share this on twitt and FB ... | Affection |
Oh [NAME] it's [NAME] against dinosaurs again | Anger |
That’s cool. I didn’t know they had cameras like that. Thank you for sharing :) | Affection |
What's even worse: the deciding voter refused to support the subway because he was strangely obsessed with a horse & buggy transit plan from 1858. | Surprise |
Exercising. Yoga. Meditation. Walks out by myself. ( walking meditation) Good friends. Time with good friends. | Happiness |
2 is washed out, 6 and 10 are too dark. Also imgur showed me a bald naked chimpanzee right after your last picture and I nearly choked. | Disgust |
What is this from? | Surprise |
Yeah, I mean we’re all just in their wake over here. I’m humbled. | Affection |
Why did he think that you work there? People visit hospitals all the time. | Fear |
Roger that thanks | Affection |
welcome to the community, my good dude! | Affection |
They're holding out for as much as possible... some mysteries arent that hard to solve | Neutral |
Weirdly I never heard of this show till I saw it on the RTE player this morning, and now this post... Maybe its a sign? | Fear |
In the wild, it’s expected that something unexpected will always happen i guess | Optimism |
Can’t even tell what’s happening here. This isn’t cringe. | Fear |
I’m kind of out of the loop... is THIS the big Chungus? | Surprise |
Don't cry for me, Argentina. | Sadness |
Sorry im a french guy | Sadness |
!remindme 7 months | Neutral |
Umm did you see the guy? Serious question. He looks like he gets into fights at the bar | Anger |
I hate the marvel stuff. I do love stuff like murder mountain and you. So that’s a hit for me in the last month. | Affection |
an interesting trade would be [NAME] and a 1st to the Mavs for [NAME]. and [NAME] | Neutral |
At least they've got their hand-cry coordination down. | Neutral |
My score per minute is terrible because I only snipe so asking the wrong person. Sorry dude | Sadness |
> but it isn't just motivated in hate Selfishness and greed, then? The need to dominate in order to feel powerful? | Anger |
I love when you get the text afterwards - my last donation apparently saved a life in Cairns! Really cheered me up actually. | Affection |
What I’m hearing is you’re under 15. /r/teenagers is that way | Surprise |
I don't even care about the draft, I've tasted playoff hopes and I'm not going back. | Neutral |
Oh [NAME], someone did it already, and it was 3 DAYS AGO O.O | Surprise |
Why.? | Fear |
I know many bf who would be excited for that | Happiness |
Don’t tempt me. Maybe do like a photoshoot.. that might work.. | Affection |
Nobody said they don't have the right. It's still embarrassing. | Disgust |
That's exactly what I said and not arguing in bad faith at all. I applaud your intellectual honesty and hope your sexually repressed dystopia is swiftly enacted. | Affection |
Got to love the people who decry a two-colour view of the world by painting it all monochrome | Affection |
It's not so uplifting that it's guaranteed to die in the Senate... | Neutral |
Im more impressed with the non-toxic team work! Good job! | Affection |
Which sex communicates better? Typically women. Don't judge this guy like your girlfriends. he sounds pretty normal to me. | Surprise |
He kinda looks like [NAME] | Affection |
You're taking all of this WAY too literally AND making a lot of assumptions. | Anger |
Why not both | Neutral |
Come on, I want to know how it goes. | Surprise |
How are you doing man? I mean, what's up in your life right now? You seem really miserable tbh. | Neutral |
She did NOT try hard, that's the problem. | Affection |
Wait, this is actually a really interesting point. That could/should play a factor if he‘s a legitimate candidate. | Affection |
WHY IS THERE WOMAN ON MY ENTERTAINMENT?????????? | Neutral |
My wife is going to hate me for laughing my ass of when I tell her this later. Worth it! | Neutral |
If he didn't know the damn roster so well, I'd have assumed he was a Pats fan troll. | Neutral |
I also think license should be spelled liscence btw, so don't feel bad | Affection |
You have to spit into a plastic vial. It would take some decent effort to pull that off. | Neutral |
Now **that** is a spicy meata balle | Neutral |
You are what's ruining America | Anger |
Downtown Charlotte at a pretty nice restaurant too Edit: missed the when part. This happened around spring 2017 | Affection |
that's an adventure! | Happiness |
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