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DETECTIVE JACK | The Sims 4 - Part 25

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2024-11-29T10:31:44.732111

ladies my name is jacksepticeye welcome back to the Mythbusters somebody broke my toilet just replace that they got all that cash all the chatter all that cheese where's Jackie boy Jack what are you doing checks checking up a girl Shh here we see the ancient jacksepticeye the majestic boss your voice is weird okay okay impress me pester flash crazy eyes I like you better go away we're going to flash me crazy eyes at you jack Jesus now you're embarrassed you're [ __ ] busy get out of the way geez everyone is [ __ ] houses a [ __ ] block wait wait no here go inside a nice these two are not getting along Jack I want her to be your noob okay apologize apologize down on your knees and apologize Ben oh that is it Jack yell at her yell at her I was hoping that me and you could live happily ever after but no you know hook me [ __ ] bean toy the [ __ ] out of my house no no we're not playing turkey bird today Chuck get the trigger with a hand buzzer - go - hello sir fry her ass she wasn't good enough for Jack don't wait bye see you later I was really get going yeah let's see you later [ __ ] she she laughed at me first when I tried to impress Lee pester her and be your license flash krazee-eyez this [ __ ] up over my bin and then my hand buzzer didn't work on her what the hell are you wearing he looked like something from Mad Max they say you look quite attractive famous sucker for a bad boy I mean girl this is some nice boots you got Steve just like real life jack he's happiest when he's taking his [ __ ] haha Jack we gotta get your job okay you can't be just hanging around all day every day not doing anything that's a good job well you're on the toilet when you go up when you go for the interview and they say how did you come to find a career in whatever you found a career in and you just say I was learned and they struck to me you're gonna be a doctor or a detective hmm doctor sounds corny could deliver babies but a detective gets to arrest people oh you're ready to eat aren't ya oh you're holding out that cake that [ __ ] jack see that he'll be all over you like cake you just put one of it arms here you want some of it Steve Steve you are the best I Love You Man wait what are you doing no Steve well Steve no no Steve Steve please don't tell me he staged pieces that me he's dead please oh god I can't do Steve oh he's gonna puke come back up here we go it didn't make the taster bear all these [ __ ] are gonna die on me oh we could milk the cow plant a bee get it on that waldron just teed it up I don't think I milked one of these before - I did yeah cuz you're a fool now look at the size of these teats there you go essence of discomfort here milk this one get all that cow milk this is the cow plant equivalent to blue balls you just have a buildup you need to get rid of it you need to eject it out again and then you feel great essence of happiness worked rubella is about to start and we're gonna do so much better at this time she was still let's find his last thing she didn't make any myth it's like TV has taught me the scientists make mess maybe that was just Breaking Bad probably anyway I hope people are still like in this series anyway and people seem to really like the last episode because Jack was brought into it which is something I should have done just a long long long time ago but I kinda forgot to do it all so I hope people are just enjoying the channel as much these days as well I got really like paranoid lately about a certain stuff because I don't know I really like to try and have a connection with people a lot of the time and doing certain videos can I'm waiting here because I don't want to waste any time but certain videos could have like just too much of like all over-the-top action or funny jokes or that kind of stuff and I was hoping that when I was playing like huniepop and those things the people didn't think I was just going down a bad road which if I played too many of those games I probably would you'd attract like a bad audience and like people wouldn't really see them as a joke anymore or well I couldn't get in on them did you see them as me like trying to get views because of like boobs and thumbnails and like it's a game all about like sexy times and those kind of things and really hope people don't see me that way because that's that's not the reason I'm playing them I I played them cuz they're funny and I think they're a fun time to have and like we can all get in on the joke and everything not because I want like boobs into some nails or anything hopefully you guys get me anyway and like nothing has changed at least I don't think it has any way um mixed synthetic food serum experiment laughs guys about co-workers with mica Bromfield who's mica Pro field gossip gossip gossip uh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] theorize about aliens no you know here we go we got to done over-watering pad I forgot I can just pause the game like when she's doing [ __ ] and compose it go around find the next thing practice analysis so you can just go over this style practice analysis and egged it off that one what was he doing that before I don't seems well it's where I never played the game before I have you've seen it it's like 20 episodes big synthetic food serum I don't know how to do that what we're going to do with this a new element found nice Swann Bella she's gonna create Godzilla or something pause to exit out of that brainstorm an invention constructor no make him make synthetic food serum I don't know how I do that what do I use to do that right as the harvest the plants how does the plan I have to times plants I got a decorated egg what can I still do this no oh wait yeah was here synthesize serum yes here we go synthesize that [ __ ] yo here we go de bellas gonna be a great scientist you [ __ ] all trying to do these things though how can I get to the gold here we go here we go here if I start come on let it yes now you got a brainstorm in this thing brainstorm [ __ ] we can t brainstorm we're gonna drink what we just made what's that gonna do to us what did I do are you gonna die don't die before me if you turned into shrek or something we're doing good we're doing good rob us there we're almost there drinking that food serum me I'm good I like boosted us way up race on this invention this takes forever okay is that good we're almost there we can do it this time that's a co-worker for a crystal I've never done this you know how I do this so in that case we're just fine analyze plant here we go here we go we go yes yes almost there almost there we got like 15 minutes left in game so good I did it yeah yeah you're the best scientist I think that's good that's a co-worker for a crystal city need to figure out to do this are you talking to him there's no crystal option that's gonna take us poor co-workers yeah you know what Bell is just gonna go cook we did good today we scientist the scientists did the [ __ ] heard of this day with the best scientist I know why we just go hurt we drank a food serum but doesn't know what you need to cook shouldn't you be fooled you drank a whole food serum yes promoted to apprentice inventor I'm gonna create a robot his name is going to be wooly and he's gonna carry out daily tasks he's gonna be my husband prizes eventer that's not English she will now make an additional $8 per hour that's crap she is ray also received well I guess in the real world would be awesome she has also receive the following bonus 100 mega jars new clothes journey to the stars what I don't know what that means but sounds amazing so works for Jack size of 15 hours so he's got a lot of time to get his muscles up which is probably what he should be doing excellent work out I should buy new stuff here we go we're gonna buy a like squat racks and everything Jack it's gonna work out let's see what muscles you got you better have them plus one biceps all right you're letting down the jack name he's good you could have the plus one boys tips if he doesn't that I'm just gonna punch him in the face myself I can do that cuz he's me ah what he you were you may just not be wearing a sleeping bag to exercise you [ __ ] useless okay well you're just like me get those little chicken legs I'm all about the upper body workouts um I don't skip leg day but my legs are just crap they can't exercise well and every time I try to exercise that my legs are turned to jelly I really need to focus on them and get them up but I got stairs in this apartment now so I'm assuming my legs are not stronger than you because gone up and down two flights of stairs every day and I eat a lot slowly you can imagine the amount of times I have to go up and down them stairs this sexy dance back but he could not be more white it's like what was it was in hitch that I was in it was like oh this is like your dance move like the white guy dance move you're just like sitting on the cob and you you just you just felt like one move and you just stick to that it's not bad but it's not good either so you can't really go wrong either way check you're not finished working out you think you're gonna be going into the law right now work out push the limits yes indeed you wanna be a detective soon to be able to run after guys down the street poke them into the ground tackle them handcuff them and all that stuff you could have you gotta be forceful you gotta need muscles and I think Jack's got the muscles I changed this outfit for workout where do you see oh yes look at that sexy man no Steve no ooh Europe you push the limits test your might Oh super strength how come every time Jack goes to work out people come in to dance around him maybe they just saw his like naked body into like haha and I had to death but anyway yeah I hope people are still enjoying the videos on the channel anyway because I'm always very self aware about the kind of commentary I'm doing and the type of styles that I'm doing and like sometimes I do myself drift a bit too much into the whole like loud shouting like edited kind of stuff and that's for that's like the main style of the channel but I don't want to alienate the people who like sir a different kind of style as well who like to like just sit in relax and like watch the videos and get to know me a bit more and connect with me a bit more because when you do like editing a bit a bit too much or you make too many jokes or that kinda soften it's all about dicks and breathing be Jane takes a knock anything it kind of it's very hard to connect to that kind of thing so I really want you guys like stay connected to me and like feel like this is a place that we can all just hang out we're all friends here and I'm not just a source of entertainment which I really don't want to go down that route so it's a very fine line to walk and I hope I'm doing okay still don't get me wrong I'm not freaking out about the channel or anything everything is still going absolutely fantastic and I couldn't be happier it's just like reading comments I I've seen some stuff from some people and again I I'm self I'm very self aware about the kind of things that I'm doing like honey pop it's all about like dicks and getting in with the girls and like nakedness and then I did maybe even engineers where I just like made a big giant penis so like I just need to like keep that stuff like spaced out a bit more I like this this kind of stuff is stuff and this kind of stuff is stuff quality commentary these kind of things are like bits that youtubers normally wouldn't admit or talk about like if they felt like they were doing certain things a certain way they usually just like keep it to themselves and then change and hopefully everything will they go back to normal or whatever and they wouldn't say anything because they'd be afraid of how like you guys would react they'd be afraid of like drawing attention to stuff and like being afraid of like how you guys would react to that kind of thing but like I said I respect you guys and I know like I keep saying it I'm self-aware about what I'm doing on the channel you guys are awesome I could not be happier with the community that is here and how we all talk to each other and I was going to tweet out about it earlier but I mean I didn't want to seem pompous or egotistical or anything but I was going to say that like I've been looking at the videos and the comments for so long now and it's very very rare that I see like outright hatred towards one another or towards me or anything usually it's like if a video hits like the popular on YouTube section or like the front page of YouTube or tough searches or that then just random people come in and start like [ __ ] all over us and that kind of thing but those people don't matter they just they come in they drive by comments and then they leave again like the people who are here who like the channel and are subscribed and view it every day those like you guys are really really nice yeah but nor of newark and you're such a pleasure to make videos for like I never feel like I'm being forced into making a certain type of content or certain videos or whatever I just I really love this channel I really love all you guys there I'm I'm really happy with the way things are and I'm rambling now because I'm waiting for Jack to wake up so we can go work Oh duty calls you could say it's the call of duty hey let's go to work he's a detective he's a badass detective I can't wait to see like his uniform or his outfit if we get one I'd assume so Betty Bella got one when she was the scientist it's time to start fighting crime yeah wait you don't [ __ ] sit ups for again okay good get a case of Simon I got a pause just so I don't waste any time get a case assignment uh discuss case theories yes that's good I know it's your first day in the job and you want to like make a good impression doing situps outside just makes it look stupid I don't know how to get a case assignment I clicked on everything I can discuss case theories but I thought if I did that long enough they would just turn into a case assignment there's nothing there's no wait are you doing it to get a case assignment what am i doing who knew you could reverse time god damn it everything like half the day already listened to that music oh no it stopped I thought we were gonna like NLCS I get a report from the witness take crime-scene pictures collect clues at the crime scene oh okay we gotta pause first because we gotta scan the area and see what's going on is there somebody here hello police officer here we go get her witness report tell me what happened chase Oh somebody broke your heart okay take crime scene pictures where is the crime scene exactly over the warts detective I don't know what's going on here we go send out your detective sonar there we go oh wait can they just do that anywhere oh okay okay okay I get it let's go to scan for clues got something wider you collect evidence sample I know what you are but you just beeped my guy is hungry but you don't time for that an evidence sample has been added to your inventory okay what is it oh no analyze evidence sample this sample can be analyzed at the chemical analyzer but I can't [ __ ] bring it back yet oh okay Jack boy wait here search for clues okay we need one more picture and one real clue after this there's the picture and then collect the sample okey play pausing and then start it up again because I'm running out of time okay I check in here that I check in here now that you've gathered evidence from the crime scene Sam you start tracking down a suspect here's the chemical analyzer and computer to evaluate the evidence that you found at the crime scene okay there's a chance you discover information to come who commuted to crane right put I gotta use pee pee first an amount of time so that was a great day it's been like the first hour of my job not doing anything [ __ ] it only $144 we can do better I wonder see have worked the next thing because I might just speed it up and do it again that was a fun job cuz Bela's is fun but like all the stuff is just in one area this was like go to the police station get a case report go out find evidence take pictures talk to the witness and then go back in the police station it's like telling war no no my conference died oh man honest source Oh what were the names to get them busy and Bessie and Suzie there's something I can't remember it's been so long ago na ho that's so sad I mean with a rebound to die eventually cuz I put them out here because I was hoping people off the street we just walk buying go up to them but like my family kept going in their mouths which is not good then my family would die okay so guys take you bye dammit detective jack reporting for duty Jim George could see if I'm back 20 day to train harder is that like a a die hard in a training day reference there's still a bit more to learn before first time communities are pulling your reputation so if they chat with civilians there's no civilians out maybe I got like knock on the doors come on knock on the door it's you again here we go here we go I tried to calm you down then oh you knocked over my pin I'm a detective now I can bust your ass if I want you count as hawkish this video I don't need that count that is talking to us video hey come here what are you do get in there oh okay does that count no I need to pace [ __ ] sake issue citation here we go for beating up an officer urine I don't really know what a citation is there you go how do you feel about that [ __ ] haha we brought our citation now what are we gonna do next when you gotta go pee first issue an all-points bulletin what that's what an APB report is suspect fitting the APB ah yeah that was it you put out an APB on that guy that was what they say yeah I have to arrest the suspect can you tell me what the suspect was wearing no you pointed at somebody she waited him she said she saw someone like that right there is it you are you the suspect now you're pointing over here he's pointing it was either that girl who I think is that or it's a guy who's just after leaving [ __ ] I think it was the guy with like a little the goatee thing keep asking more people maybe it's death he's pointing over here you guys are all just pointing in random directions I think it's her I'll ask her about the suspect and see what she says isn't that her right there is it you are you the suspect I need to arrest somebody for lawful arrest you've lost job performance for train to arrest someone that does not match the clues who is it then makes no [ __ ] sense you're all pointing at random people end of shift check did a terrible job today crime was surely flourished due to such negligence $27 iDrive [ __ ] you guys I didn't know who you're pointing at when they were there you were plating over here whenever the other face were pointing back over there you Simmons just have no brains it's probably my fault no you spit Jack back out right now please please oh thank god wasn't it a thing when my pyrius that he got eaten twice and then he was gone forever cuz you're after getting eaten three times now my girlfriend's anyway this episode of Sims 4 here I'm really really enjoying the back to air get to work DLC it like I so much more to it now they don't just go off to work and I'm after home wondering what the hell I do with the rest of them now I can actually like go ahead and do [ __ ] with them in their jobs and hopefully they add more to the other careers cuz right now it's only three or four careers it's like doctor scientist detective actually I think are the only three and the rest just do normal jobs like always so I hope they act like astronauts later on or whatever I dunno you can meet aliens as a scientist because there was something off aliens like there was a screenshot of an alien on the DLC and it's like I don't see any other jobs unless you arrest an alien as a detective I don't know but anyway thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch Cybernet in the face like a boys [Music] like this my hands are frozen I did the in the next video too hard

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"duration": 3.031, "start": 101.579, "text": "then my hand buzzer didn't work on her" }, { "duration": 3.809, "start": 102.84, "text": "what the hell are you wearing" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 104.61, "text": "he looked like something from Mad Max" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 106.649, "text": "they say you look quite attractive" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 109.409, "text": "famous sucker for a bad boy I mean girl" }, { "duration": 4.379, "start": 111.81, "text": "this is some nice boots you got Steve" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 113.49, "text": "just like real life jack he's happiest" }, { "duration": 4.411, "start": 116.189, "text": "when he's taking his [ __ ] haha" }, { "duration": 4.379, "start": 117.81, "text": "Jack we gotta get your job okay you" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 120.6, "text": "can't be just hanging around all day" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 122.189, "text": "every day not doing anything that's a" }, { "duration": 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"start": 149.48, "text": "see that he'll be all over you like cake" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 151.64, "text": "you just put one of it arms here you" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 154.069, "text": "want some of it Steve Steve you are the" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 157.97, "text": "best" }, { "duration": 8.091, "start": 158.689, "text": "I Love You Man wait what are you doing" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 160.78, "text": "no Steve well Steve no no Steve Steve" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 167.26, "text": "please don't tell me he staged pieces" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 169.489, "text": "that me he's dead please oh god I can't" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 171.739, "text": "do Steve" }, { "duration": 5.5809999999999995, "start": 172.459, "text": "oh he's gonna puke come back up here we" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 175.579, "text": "go it didn't make the taster bear all" }, { "duration": 4.229, "start": 178.04, "text": "these [ __ ] are gonna die on me" }, { "duration": 8.629, "start": 179.51, "text": "oh we could milk the cow plant a bee get" }, { "duration": 8.071, "start": 182.269, "text": "it on that waldron just teed it up I" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 188.139, "text": "don't think I milked one of these before" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 190.34, "text": "- I did yeah cuz you're a fool now look" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 193.129, "text": "at the size of these teats" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 194.359, "text": "there you go essence of discomfort here" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 198.139, "text": "milk this one" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 199.069, "text": "get all that cow milk this is the cow" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 200.989, "text": "plant equivalent to blue balls" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 202.549, "text": "you just have a buildup you need to get" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 204.199, "text": "rid of it you need to eject it out again" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 206.03, "text": "and then you feel great" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 207.59, "text": "essence of happiness worked rubella is" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 209.87, "text": "about to start and we're gonna do so" }, { "duration": 3.179, "start": 211.43, "text": "much better at this time she was still" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 212.9, "text": "let's find his last thing she didn't" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 214.609, "text": "make any myth it's like TV has taught me" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 217.37, "text": "the scientists make mess maybe that was" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 219.349, "text": "just Breaking Bad probably anyway I hope" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 223.129, "text": "people are still like in this series" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 224.389, "text": "anyway and people seem to really like" }, { "duration": 3.181, "start": 226.099, "text": "the last episode because Jack was" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 227.479, "text": "brought into it which is something I" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 229.28, "text": "should have done just a long long long" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 230.959, "text": "time ago but I kinda forgot to do it all" }, { "duration": 4.141, "start": 233.359, "text": "so I hope people are just enjoying the" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 235.4, "text": "channel as much these days as well" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 237.5, "text": "I got really like paranoid lately about" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 239.689, "text": "a certain stuff because I don't know I" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 241.939, "text": "really like to try and have a connection" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 243.709, "text": "with people a lot of the time and doing" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 246.139, "text": "certain videos can I'm waiting here" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 248.359, "text": "because I don't want to waste any time" }, { "duration": 4.741, "start": 249.409, "text": "but certain videos could have like just" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 252.169, "text": "too much of like all over-the-top action" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 254.15, "text": "or funny jokes or that kind of stuff" }, { "duration": 3.661, "start": 255.739, "text": "and I was hoping that when I was playing" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 257.63, "text": "like huniepop and those things the" }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 259.4, "text": "people didn't think I was just going" }, { "duration": 3.779, "start": 260.63, "text": "down a bad road which if I played too" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 262.969, "text": "many of those games I probably would" }, { "duration": 3.251, "start": 264.409, "text": "you'd attract like a bad audience and" }, { "duration": 2.621, "start": 266.539, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 267.66, "text": "people wouldn't really see them as a" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 269.16, "text": "joke anymore or well I couldn't get in" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 270.99, "text": "on them did you see them as me like" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 272.28, "text": "trying to get views because of like" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 274.02, "text": "boobs and thumbnails and like it's a" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 275.85, "text": "game all about like sexy times and those" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 277.5, "text": "kind of things and really hope people" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 279.15, "text": "don't see me that way because that's" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 281.19, "text": "that's not the reason I'm playing them I" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 282.6, "text": "I played them cuz they're funny and I" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 284.34, "text": "think they're a fun time to have and" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 285.93, "text": "like we can all get in on the joke and" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 287.22, "text": "everything not because I want like boobs" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 289.35, "text": "into some nails or anything hopefully" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 291.69, "text": "you guys get me anyway and like nothing" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 294.69, "text": "has changed at least I don't think it" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 296.34, "text": "has any way um mixed synthetic food" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 298.41, "text": "serum experiment laughs guys about" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 300.21, "text": "co-workers with mica Bromfield who's" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 302.55, "text": "mica Pro field gossip gossip gossip uh" }, { "duration": 4.87, "start": 305.54, "text": "[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] theorize about aliens no" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 308.79, "text": "you know here we go we got to done" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 310.41, "text": "over-watering pad I forgot I can just" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 312, "text": "pause the game like when she's doing" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 314.58, "text": "[ __ ] and compose it go around find the" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 316.59, "text": "next thing practice analysis so you can" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 318.66, "text": "just go over this style practice" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 319.65, "text": "analysis and egged it off that one what" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 321.72, "text": "was he doing that before I don't seems" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 324.03, "text": "well it's where I never played the game" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 326.07, "text": "before I have you've seen it it's like" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 328.77, "text": "20 episodes big synthetic food serum I" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 331.32, "text": "don't know how to do that what we're" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 332.76, "text": "going to do with this a new element" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 333.96, "text": "found nice Swann Bella she's gonna" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 336.87, "text": "create Godzilla or something pause to" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 339.18, "text": "exit out of that brainstorm an invention" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 341.85, "text": "constructor no make him make synthetic" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 344.19, "text": "food serum I don't know how I do that" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 346.05, "text": "what do I use to do that right as the" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 348.45, "text": "harvest the plants how does the plan I" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 350.07, "text": "have to times plants" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 351.5, "text": "I got a decorated egg what can I still" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 356.04, "text": "do this no oh wait yeah was here" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 358.14, "text": "synthesize serum yes here we go" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 360.06, "text": "synthesize that [ __ ] yo here we go de" }, { "duration": 3.6310000000000002, "start": 363.419, "text": "bellas gonna be a great scientist you" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 365.37, "text": "[ __ ] all trying to do these things" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 367.05, "text": "though how can I get to the gold here we" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 370.32, "text": "go here we go here if I start come on" }, { "duration": 5.11, "start": 373.34, "text": "let it yes now you got a brainstorm in" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 376.35, "text": "this thing brainstorm [ __ ] we can t" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 378.45, "text": "brainstorm we're gonna drink what we" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 379.77, "text": "just made what's that gonna do to us" }, { "duration": 6.79, "start": 382.53, "text": "what did I do" }, { "duration": 6.1, "start": 385.35, "text": "are you gonna die don't die before me if" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 389.32, "text": "you turned into shrek or something we're" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 391.45, "text": "doing good we're doing good rob us there" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 392.8, "text": "we're almost there drinking that food" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 393.82, "text": "serum me I'm good I like boosted us way" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 396.19, "text": "up race on this invention this takes" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 398.53, "text": "forever okay is that good" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 400.21, "text": "we're almost there we can do it this" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 401.65, "text": "time that's a co-worker for a crystal" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 403.36, "text": "I've never done this you know how I do" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 405.94, "text": "this so in that case we're just fine" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 407.62, "text": "analyze plant here we go here we go we" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 409.75, "text": "go yes yes almost there almost there we" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 412.63, "text": "got like 15 minutes left in game so good" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 415.72, "text": "I did it yeah yeah you're the best" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 420.79, "text": "scientist I think that's good that's a" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 422.68, "text": "co-worker for a crystal city need to" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 424.33, "text": "figure out to do this are you talking to" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 425.86, "text": "him there's no crystal option that's" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 429.25, "text": "gonna take us poor co-workers yeah you" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 432.34, "text": "know what Bell is just gonna go cook we" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 434.23, "text": "did good today" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 434.92, "text": "we scientist the scientists did the [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 438.1, "text": "heard of this day with the best" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 439.48, "text": "scientist I know why we just go hurt" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 441.19, "text": "we drank a food serum but doesn't know" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 443.32, "text": "what you need to cook" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 444.19, "text": "shouldn't you be fooled you drank a" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 446.32, "text": "whole food serum yes" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 448.21, "text": "promoted to apprentice inventor I'm" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 451.33, "text": "gonna create a robot his name is going" }, { "duration": 10.05, "start": 453.34, "text": "to be wooly and he's gonna carry out" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 457.57, "text": "daily tasks he's gonna be my husband" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 463.39, "text": "prizes eventer that's not English she" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 465.97, "text": "will now make an additional $8 per hour" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 467.77, "text": "that's crap she is ray also received" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 470.29, "text": "well I guess in the real world would be" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 472.03, "text": "awesome she has also receive the" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 473.83, "text": "following bonus 100 mega jars new" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 475.63, "text": "clothes journey to the stars what I" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 480.16, "text": "don't know what that means but sounds" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 481.45, "text": "amazing" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 482.56, "text": "so works for Jack size of 15 hours so" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 484.9, "text": "he's got a lot of time to get his" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 487.18, "text": "muscles up which is probably what he" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 488.98, "text": "should be doing excellent work out I" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 490.45, "text": "should buy new stuff here we go we're" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 492.88, "text": "gonna buy a like squat racks and" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 494.41, "text": "everything Jack it's gonna work out" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 495.73, "text": "let's see what muscles you got you" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 497.92, "text": "better have them plus one biceps all" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 499.81, "text": "right you're letting down the jack name" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 501.01, "text": "he's good you could have the plus one" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 502.6, "text": "boys tips if he doesn't that I'm just" }, { "duration": 9.299, "start": 504.55, "text": "gonna punch him in the face myself I can" }, { "duration": 9.689, "start": 506.41, "text": "do that cuz he's me ah what he you were" }, { "duration": 4.091, "start": 513.849, "text": "you may just not be wearing a sleeping" }, { "duration": 6.731, "start": 516.099, "text": "bag to exercise" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 517.94, "text": "you [ __ ] useless okay well you're" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 522.83, "text": "just like me get those little chicken" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 524.6, "text": "legs I'm all about the upper body" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 526.52, "text": "workouts" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 527.12, "text": "um I don't skip leg day but my legs are" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 529.76, "text": "just crap they can't exercise well and" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 532.37, "text": "every time I try to exercise that my" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 533.6, "text": "legs are turned to jelly I really need" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 535.1, "text": "to focus on them and get them up but I" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 536.72, "text": "got stairs in this apartment now so I'm" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 538.7, "text": "assuming my legs are not stronger than" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 539.87, "text": "you because gone up and down two flights" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 541.34, "text": "of stairs every day and I eat a lot" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 544.07, "text": "slowly you can imagine the amount of" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 546.11, "text": "times I have to go up and down them" }, { "duration": 10.65, "start": 547.07, "text": "stairs this sexy dance back but he could" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 554.6, "text": "not be more white it's like what was it" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 557.72, "text": "was in hitch that I was in it was like" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 560.21, "text": "oh this is like your dance move like the" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 562.85, "text": "white guy dance move you're just like" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 563.93, "text": "sitting on the cob and you you just you" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 566.69, "text": "just felt like one move and you just" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 568.31, "text": "stick to that it's not bad but it's not" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 570.08, "text": "good either so you can't really go wrong" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 571.64, "text": "either way check you're not finished" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 573.32, "text": "working out you think you're gonna be" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 575.36, "text": "going into the law right now work out" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 577.4, "text": "push the limits yes indeed you wanna be" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 580.73, "text": "a detective soon to be able to run after" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 582.59, "text": "guys down the street poke them into the" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 584.93, "text": "ground tackle them" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 586.37, "text": "handcuff them and all that stuff you" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 587.81, "text": "could have you gotta be forceful you" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 589.76, "text": "gotta need muscles and I think Jack's" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 591.95, "text": "got the muscles I changed this outfit" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 593.48, "text": "for workout where do you see oh yes look" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 598.22, "text": "at that sexy man no Steve no ooh" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 602.09, "text": "Europe you push the limits test your" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 605.39, "text": "might Oh super strength how come every" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 608.42, "text": "time Jack goes to work out people come" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 610.37, "text": "in to dance around him maybe they just" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 613.28, "text": "saw his like naked body into like haha" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 615.53, "text": "and I had to death" }, { "duration": 3.19, "start": 617.77, "text": "but anyway yeah I hope people are still" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 620, "text": "enjoying the videos on the channel" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 620.96, "text": "anyway because I'm always very self" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 623.63, "text": "aware about the kind of commentary I'm" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 625.46, "text": "doing and the type of styles that I'm" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 626.81, "text": "doing and like sometimes I do myself" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 630.41, "text": "drift a bit too much into the whole like" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 632.15, "text": "loud shouting like" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 634.25, "text": "edited kind of stuff and that's for" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 636.29, "text": "that's like the main style of the" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 638.21, "text": "channel but I don't want to alienate the" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 640.04, "text": "people who like sir a different kind of" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 642.68, "text": "style as well who like to like just sit" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 644.18, "text": "in relax and like watch the videos and" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 646.25, "text": "get to know me a bit more and connect" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 647.93, "text": "with me a bit more because when you do" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 649.37, "text": "like editing a bit a bit" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 651.29, "text": "too much or you make too many jokes or" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 653.389, "text": "that kinda soften it's all about dicks" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 654.8, "text": "and breathing be Jane takes a knock" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 656.779, "text": "anything it kind of it's very hard to" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 660.079, "text": "connect to that kind of thing so I" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 661.37, "text": "really want you guys like stay connected" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 663.529, "text": "to me and like feel like this is a place" }, { "duration": 3.269, "start": 665.75, "text": "that we can all just hang out we're all" }, { "duration": 4.411, "start": 667.009, "text": "friends here and I'm not just a source" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 669.019, "text": "of entertainment which I really don't" }, { "duration": 3.419, "start": 671.42, "text": "want to go down that route so it's a" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 672.5, "text": "very fine line to walk and I hope I'm" }, { "duration": 3.541, "start": 674.839, "text": "doing okay still don't get me wrong I'm" }, { "duration": 2.519, "start": 677.06, "text": "not freaking out about the channel or" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 678.38, "text": "anything everything is still going" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 679.579, "text": "absolutely fantastic and I couldn't be" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 682.069, "text": "happier it's just like reading comments" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 684.889, "text": "I I've seen some stuff from some people" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 686.779, "text": "and again I I'm self I'm very self aware" }, { "duration": 4.231, "start": 689.449, "text": "about the kind of things that I'm doing" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 690.8, "text": "like honey pop it's all about like dicks" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 693.68, "text": "and getting in with the girls and like" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 695.24, "text": "nakedness and then I did maybe even" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 697.16, "text": "engineers where I just like made a big" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 698.75, "text": "giant penis so like I just need to like" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 701.6, "text": "keep that stuff like spaced out a bit" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 704.329, "text": "more I like this this kind of stuff is" }, { "duration": 5.219, "start": 707.42, "text": "stuff and this kind of stuff is stuff" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 709.339, "text": "quality commentary these kind of things" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 712.639, "text": "are like bits that youtubers normally" }, { "duration": 3.331, "start": 715.639, "text": "wouldn't admit or talk about like if" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 717.68, "text": "they felt like they were doing certain" }, { "duration": 3.059, "start": 718.97, "text": "things a certain way they usually just" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 720.68, "text": "like keep it to themselves and then" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 722.029, "text": "change and hopefully everything will" }, { "duration": 2.851, "start": 723.829, "text": "they go back to normal or whatever and" }, { "duration": 3.871, "start": 725.389, "text": "they wouldn't say anything because" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 726.68, "text": "they'd be afraid of how like you guys" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 729.26, "text": "would react they'd be afraid of like" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 730.97, "text": "drawing attention to stuff and like" }, { "duration": 5.491, "start": 732.949, "text": "being afraid of like how you guys would" }, { "duration": 5.219, "start": 735.8, "text": "react to that kind of thing but like I" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 738.44, "text": "said I respect you guys and I know like" }, { "duration": 4.411, "start": 741.019, "text": "I keep saying it I'm self-aware about" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 743.51, "text": "what I'm doing on the channel you guys" }, { "duration": 3.899, "start": 745.43, "text": "are awesome I could not be happier with" }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 747.5, "text": "the community that is here and how we" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 749.329, "text": "all talk to each other and I was going" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 751.069, "text": "to tweet out about it earlier but I mean" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 753.35, "text": "I didn't want to seem pompous or" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 754.99, "text": "egotistical or anything but I was going" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 756.86, "text": "to say that like I've been looking at" }, { "duration": 5.611, "start": 759.949, "text": "the videos and the comments for so long" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 762.11, "text": "now and it's very very rare that I see" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 765.56, "text": "like outright hatred towards one another" }, { "duration": 4.771, "start": 767.269, "text": "or towards me or anything usually it's" }, { "duration": 4.709, "start": 769.37, "text": "like if a video hits like the popular on" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 772.04, "text": "YouTube section or like the front page" }, { "duration": 3.211, "start": 774.079, "text": "of YouTube or tough searches or that" }, { "duration": 3.539, "start": 775.67, "text": "then just random people come in and" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 777.29, "text": "start like [ __ ] all over us and that" }, { "duration": 3.331, "start": 779.209, "text": "kind of thing but those people don't" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 780.56, "text": "matter they just they come in they drive" }, { "duration": 3.67, "start": 782.54, "text": "by comments and then they leave again" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 784.62, "text": "like the people who are here who like" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 786.21, "text": "the channel and are subscribed and view" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 788.34, "text": "it every day those like you guys are" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 790.59, "text": "really really nice" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 792.12, "text": "yeah but nor of newark and you're such a" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 795.69, "text": "pleasure to make videos for like I never" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 797.91, "text": "feel like I'm being forced into making a" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 799.83, "text": "certain type of content or certain" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 801.51, "text": "videos or whatever I just I really love" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 803.79, "text": "this channel I really love all you guys" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 805.41, "text": "there I'm I'm really happy with the way" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 807.36, "text": "things are and I'm rambling now because" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 809.67, "text": "I'm waiting for Jack to wake up so we" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 810.75, "text": "can go work Oh" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 812.16, "text": "duty calls you could say it's the call" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 815.37, "text": "of duty" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 816.42, "text": "hey let's go to work he's a detective" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 819.75, "text": "he's a badass detective I can't wait to" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 822.06, "text": "see like his uniform or his outfit if we" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 824.25, "text": "get one I'd assume so Betty Bella got" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 827.07, "text": "one when she was the scientist it's time" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 828.75, "text": "to start fighting crime yeah" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 833.52, "text": "wait you don't [ __ ] sit ups for again" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 835.68, "text": "okay good" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 837.03, "text": "get a case of Simon I got a pause just" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 839.22, "text": "so I don't waste any time get a case" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 840.75, "text": "assignment uh discuss case theories yes" }, { "duration": 4.03, "start": 844.85, "text": "that's good I know it's your first day" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 847.14, "text": "in the job and you want to like make a" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 848.88, "text": "good impression" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 849.75, "text": "doing situps outside just makes it look" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 851.37, "text": "stupid I don't know how to get a case" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 852.78, "text": "assignment I clicked on everything I can" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 855.24, "text": "discuss case theories but I thought if I" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 858.3, "text": "did that long enough they would just" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 859.38, "text": "turn into a case assignment there's" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 862.05, "text": "nothing there's no wait are you doing it" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 864.3, "text": "to get a case assignment what am i doing" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 866.25, "text": "who knew you could reverse time god damn" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 867.87, "text": "it everything like half the day already" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 870.83, "text": "listened to that music" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 872.64, "text": "oh no it stopped I thought we were gonna" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 874.89, "text": "like NLCS I get a report from the" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 877.53, "text": "witness take crime-scene pictures" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 878.94, "text": "collect clues at the crime scene oh okay" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 882.3, "text": "we gotta pause first because we gotta" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 884.01, "text": "scan the area and see what's going on is" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 886.26, "text": "there somebody here hello police officer" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 890.1, "text": "here we go get her witness report tell" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 892.77, "text": "me what happened chase Oh somebody broke" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 895.14, "text": "your heart" }, { "duration": 6.79, "start": 895.97, "text": "okay take crime scene pictures where is" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 900.24, "text": "the crime scene exactly over the warts" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 902.76, "text": "detective I don't know what's going on" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 904.62, "text": "here we go send out your detective sonar" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 909.29, "text": "there we go oh wait can they just do" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 912.15, "text": "that anywhere oh okay okay okay I get it" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 915.81, "text": "let's go to scan for clues" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 917.91, "text": "got something wider you collect evidence" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 921.51, "text": "sample I know what you are but you just" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 923.61, "text": "beeped my guy is hungry but you don't" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 926.31, "text": "time for that an evidence sample has" }, { "duration": 1.5899999999999999, "start": 927.93, "text": "been added to your inventory okay what" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 929.28, "text": "is it" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 929.52, "text": "oh no analyze evidence sample this" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 932.13, "text": "sample can be analyzed at the chemical" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 933.6, "text": "analyzer but I can't [ __ ] bring it" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 935.52, "text": "back yet" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 936.24, "text": "oh okay Jack boy wait here search for" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 940.62, "text": "clues okay we need one more picture and" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 942.42, "text": "one real clue after this there's the" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 944.61, "text": "picture and then collect the sample okey" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 947.16, "text": "play pausing and then start it up again" }, { "duration": 5.17, "start": 949.1, "text": "because I'm running out of time okay I" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 951.69, "text": "check in here that I check in here now" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 954.27, "text": "that you've gathered evidence from the" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 955.53, "text": "crime scene Sam you start tracking down" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 957.18, "text": "a suspect here's the chemical analyzer" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 959.16, "text": "and computer to evaluate the evidence" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 960.9, "text": "that you found at the crime scene okay" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 962.82, "text": "there's a chance you discover" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 963.99, "text": "information to come who commuted to" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 965.22, "text": "crane right put I gotta use pee pee" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 968.64, "text": "first an amount of time so that was a" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 971.91, "text": "great day it's been like the first hour" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 974.1, "text": "of my job not doing anything" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 976.23, "text": "[ __ ] it only $144 we can do better" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 981.72, "text": "I wonder see have worked the next thing" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 983.13, "text": "because I might just speed it up and do" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 984.75, "text": "it again that was a fun job cuz Bela's" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 987.9, "text": "is fun but like all the stuff is just in" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 989.82, "text": "one area this was like go to the police" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 991.71, "text": "station get a case report go out find" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 993.9, "text": "evidence take pictures talk to the" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 995.7, "text": "witness and then go back in the police" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 998.43, "text": "station" }, { "duration": 16.25, "start": 998.79, "text": "it's like telling war no no my" }, { "duration": 14.48, "start": 1005.42, "text": "conference died oh man honest source Oh" }, { "duration": 7.3, "start": 1015.04, "text": "what were the names to get them busy and" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1019.9, "text": "Bessie and Suzie there's something I" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 1022.34, "text": "can't remember it's been so long ago" }, { "duration": 7.51, "start": 1024.31, "text": "na ho that's so sad I mean with a" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1029.42, "text": "rebound to die eventually cuz I put them" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1031.82, "text": "out here because I was hoping people off" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1033.08, "text": "the street we just walk buying go up to" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1034.7, "text": "them but like my family kept going in" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 1036.77, "text": "their mouths which is not good then my" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 1039.23, "text": "family would die okay so guys take you" }, { "duration": 5.65, "start": 1042.22, "text": "bye dammit detective jack reporting for" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1047.48, "text": "duty" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1047.87, "text": "Jim George could see if I'm back 20" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1051.59, "text": "day to train harder is that like a a die" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1056.09, "text": "hard in a training day reference there's" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1058.07, "text": "still a bit more to learn before first" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1059.75, "text": "time communities are pulling your" }, { "duration": 4.069, "start": 1061.97, "text": "reputation so if they chat with" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 1064.1, "text": "civilians" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 1066.039, "text": "there's no civilians out maybe I got" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 1069.11, "text": "like knock on the doors come on knock on" }, { "duration": 6.871, "start": 1071.029, "text": "the door it's you again here we go here" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1076.73, "text": "we go" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1077.9, "text": "I tried to calm you down then oh you" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 1080.809, "text": "knocked over my pin" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 1081.77, "text": "I'm a detective now I can bust your ass" }, { "duration": 5.549, "start": 1085.49, "text": "if I want you count as hawkish this" }, { "duration": 5.689, "start": 1087.98, "text": "video I don't need that count that is" }, { "duration": 11.61, "start": 1091.039, "text": "talking to us video hey come here" }, { "duration": 12.101, "start": 1093.669, "text": "what are you do get in there oh okay" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 1102.649, "text": "does that count no I need to pace [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.899, "start": 1105.77, "text": "sake issue citation here we go for" }, { "duration": 5.221, "start": 1109.399, "text": "beating up an officer urine I don't" }, { "duration": 2.311, "start": 1112.669, "text": "really know what a citation is there you" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1114.62, "text": "go" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1114.98, "text": "how do you feel about that [ __ ] haha we" }, { "duration": 4.649, "start": 1118.25, "text": "brought our citation now what are we" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 1121.22, "text": "gonna do next when you gotta go pee" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 1122.899, "text": "first issue an all-points bulletin what" }, { "duration": 6.029, "start": 1127.64, "text": "that's what an APB report is suspect" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 1129.98, "text": "fitting the APB ah yeah that was it you" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 1133.669, "text": "put out an APB on that guy that was what" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 1136.49, "text": "they say yeah I have to arrest the" }, { "duration": 8.03, "start": 1139.07, "text": "suspect can you tell me what the suspect" }, { "duration": 8.701, "start": 1141.169, "text": "was wearing no you pointed at somebody" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1147.1, "text": "she waited him she said she saw someone" }, { "duration": 3.309, "start": 1149.87, "text": "like that right there" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 1151.1, "text": "is it you" }, { "duration": 5.891, "start": 1153.179, "text": "are you the suspect now you're pointing" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1156.85, "text": "over here he's pointing it was either" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1159.07, "text": "that girl who I think is that or it's a" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 1161.92, "text": "guy who's just after leaving [ __ ] I" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1165.13, "text": "think it was the guy with like a little" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 1166.75, "text": "the goatee thing keep asking more people" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1169.87, "text": "maybe it's death he's pointing over here" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 1173.32, "text": "you guys are all just pointing in random" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1175.48, "text": "directions I think it's her" }, { "duration": 3.01, "start": 1178.049, "text": "I'll ask her about the suspect and see" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1180.4, "text": "what she says" }, { "duration": 5.821, "start": 1181.059, "text": "isn't that her right there is it you are" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1184.66, "text": "you the suspect I need to arrest" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1186.88, "text": "somebody for lawful arrest" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 1188.53, "text": "you've lost job performance for train to" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1190.57, "text": "arrest someone that does not match the" }, { "duration": 5.969, "start": 1191.71, "text": "clues who is it then makes no [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1195.7, "text": "sense you're all pointing at random" }, { "duration": 5.011, "start": 1197.679, "text": "people end of shift check did a terrible" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 1200.32, "text": "job today crime was surely flourished" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1202.69, "text": "due to such negligence $27 iDrive [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1206.47, "text": "you guys I didn't know who you're" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1208.15, "text": "pointing at when they were there you" }, { "duration": 2.759, "start": 1209.41, "text": "were plating over here whenever the" }, { "duration": 5.069, "start": 1210.73, "text": "other face were pointing back over there" }, { "duration": 7.171, "start": 1212.169, "text": "you Simmons just have no brains it's" }, { "duration": 8.87, "start": 1215.799, "text": "probably my fault no you spit Jack back" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 1219.34, "text": "out right now please please oh thank god" }, { "duration": 4.991, "start": 1224.669, "text": "wasn't it a thing when my pyrius that he" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1227.71, "text": "got eaten twice and then he was gone" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1229.66, "text": "forever cuz you're after getting eaten" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 1231.91, "text": "three times now my girlfriend's anyway" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 1235.63, "text": "this episode of Sims 4 here I'm really" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1238.75, "text": "really enjoying the back to air get to" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1240.52, "text": "work DLC it like I so much more to it" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1243.49, "text": "now they don't just go off to work and" }, { "duration": 2.549, "start": 1245.26, "text": "I'm after home wondering what the hell I" }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 1246.49, "text": "do with the rest of them now I can" }, { "duration": 4.711, "start": 1247.809, "text": "actually like go ahead and do [ __ ] with" }, { "duration": 4.351, "start": 1250.059, "text": "them in their jobs and hopefully they" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1252.52, "text": "add more to the other careers cuz right" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1254.41, "text": "now it's only three or four careers it's" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1256.9, "text": "like doctor scientist detective actually" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 1258.97, "text": "I think are the only three and the rest" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1261.16, "text": "just do normal jobs like always so I" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1262.929, "text": "hope they act like astronauts later on" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1265.03, "text": "or whatever I dunno you can meet aliens" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 1266.559, "text": "as a scientist because there was" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1268.36, "text": "something off aliens like there was a" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1270.61, "text": "screenshot of an alien on the DLC and" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1272.83, "text": "it's like I don't see any other jobs" }, { "duration": 4.049, "start": 1274.51, "text": "unless you arrest an alien as a" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1276.76, "text": "detective I don't know but anyway thank" }, { "duration": 4.411, "start": 1278.559, "text": "you guys so much watching this episode" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 1280, "text": "if you liked it punch Cybernet in the" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 1282.97, "text": "face like a boys" }, { "duration": 17.55, "start": 1290.66, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.05, "start": 1306.35, "text": "like this" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1308.21, "text": "my hands are frozen I did the in the" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 1311.4, "text": "next video too hard" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

JacksepticEye

BIG BEAR BRIAN | Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator - Part 5

Time to do some ego wrestling with the Big Bear Brian in Dream Daddy! Huniepop ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--sBkJKSfc&list=PLMBYlcH3smRw9N8DKnqKezg_VK5vDDOlE ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Game Link ► http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/ Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:31:53.697662

(Whoopsh~~) Top of the morning to you, daddies!!! . My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to "Dreeeeeeaaaaaam Daddyyyyy!!" Last time we had our lovely sexy date with our big old man boy Craig-a-licious. I don't know if I'm still going to continue down the Craig path.. Because I don't know how the game diverges from here. If I just continue down the Craig path, does it end when I finish that or should I go on some other dates with some other people but does that mess me up with Craig? I don't know. That's why I didn't sleep with Robert at the start of the game either So...We'll see what happens. "While I'm doing my afternoon word jumbles." Ugh, word jumbles? "I hear the mail truck pull up through the cul-de-sac. I wonder if we got any coupons today." Stop being a dad! "The nice mail person slides a couple letters and a large yellow envelope through the slot. It takes a couple of tries for them to get it in. Hey my coupons. I took a closer look at the large yellow envelope. Hmm I lightly knock on Amanda's door; she probably has headphones on. Amanda? She yells through the door. What?! I have something for you. I'm kind of busy right now. Can you come back later? Okay, just thought you'd want this big ol' enve- velope *gibberish stammering* HIA Hey, yes! Immediately, Amanda pushes her door open." Some people had said I saw in the comments They said they didn't like my voice for Amanda - which is fine you don't have to like any of the voices that I do for any of the characters, but Some of the reasoning I have for giving her that voice was that her, her like voice sample in the game like that "Yes!", kind of sounds like "Hey THIS is my voice. I'm kind of like hey What's up?" Kind of like a sparky punky little girl, which I like - I like the voice I gave her I think it suits her very well Some people just thought it made her sound too Whiny and they really like the character. My intention is not to make her whiny - and I love the character She's my favorite character in the game, so I'm right there with you. "Horne Institute for the Arts?! I mean if you're busy I can come back Hah, father, please. I hand her the envelope which she tears open with her teeth." AARGGGHHH that's my girl. "That's probably bad for your teeth. She doesn't seem to hear me and spits out a piece of the envelope. She pulls out a letter and unfolds it...And? The suspense is killing me. This is her dream school, and I'm the dream Daddy - Amanda's face is unreadable." Maybe because it's a face and no words are written on it. "I can't believe this... Oh honey! It;s ok if y- I GOT IN! Oh! I got IN!! Amanda tosses the letter aside and gives me a big hug. Congrats, sweetie that's amazing. I'm so proud of you. Heh, she pulls away and looks at the letter again Oh my God. I really can't believe I got in..." Awww! Good job Manda-Panda. I just realised she has a panda on her pins. Manda-Panda - makes sense, it's all coming together. "Well of course you got in you're a great student you nailed that interview and your photography is incredible!" wait, Dad, I know this one's really expensive and it's so far away. I think for a moment; HIA, which I'm going to pronounce as HIYAH was one of the more expensive schools that Amanda applied to but I know she's had her heart set on it for the longest time It'll be tough but we're going to make it work. What a good dad Really? Of course! Amanda hugs me again. Yes. Thanks, Dad Okay, sweetie. We're celebrating tonight: dinner, your choice, wherever you want." Please say pizza "Wherever?" "Amanda and I walk along the bay-" That was fucking quick, *snaps* okay, we're there! "Walk along the bayside tearing into our foil-wrapped burritos from a nearby food truck". I had my heart set on pizza, I love pizza but I've had it the last two days in a row so burritos: excellent choice. That's my girl "You could have chosen anywhere in Maple Bay. Cost was not a determining factor Please dad you know I'm a simple gal. Just give me a 'rito with a view". What about some 'za?! "I can't say I'm mad". Burrito's pretty fucking good. "Amanda and I sit on a patch of grass and watch ships sail lazily through the Bay". It's nice music. "Yeah, and the dorms are right near a bunch of cafes And there are all these galleries nearby and there's a discount if you want to bring your student ID- Amanda, slow down, you're going to choke on your 'rito. I know, I'm just excited. Did I mention that students get their own studio space once they're seniors and we get all the professional photo editing software for free?" That's pretty fucking cool. I missed that aspect of college because, when I went to college, I was 18... was the first time I went to college, I was 18. And when I was that age, it was the case of like, Oh, I'm finally away from home for the first time and I get to do all the things and I didn't fully envelop myself in Like the software because I was doing Music Production. So I didn't involve myself in the studio aspect of things mainly because they were always hired out But I was always like I have all these new friends and this new place to explore. And all these cool new things are going on. And I just wanted to play drums all the time so I don't think I fully took. advantage of the college space when I was there.. So you should if you're going to college for something that you actually really liked you should definitely take Advantage of all that stuff because the friends and everything will happen naturally anyway, but the college. Like work side of things you don't often get to do that, so it's pretty cool And then I went back to college again for hotel management, but I went back for because I just wanted a simple easy degree.. So I didn't really get involved in that that much either So I know my college life has been all over the place pleased to see Amanda thought was so enthusiastic out here.. But I wish you wouldn't do it between bites of a burrito. I thought I taught her how to chew with her mouth closed. I wonder who my roommates gonna be you take a survey online and they match you with someone with a similar major and interest I Felt was going to be best friends. That's actually pretty cool Craig and I were a good roommate can be a lifelong friend also a fucking broad Then you can meet him later on and kiss him and see him shirtless And maybe welcome a little I don't know but don't even get me started on bad roommates. Oh No, then just kidding. We didn't have a bad roommate our only other roommate was a puppy the craig bought home brought home one night We spent a semester fabricating a story about our new foreign exchange student who had a really bad cough That sounds exactly like a dog's bark. Terrell Rule All right, oh They let you have animals and dorms if you get a note saying you need one. I bet I could forge one I think I'd get a rabbit or maybe a snake or maybe both But the snake eat the rabbit though probably oh Boy think I'll leave that up to you. I'm glad that the diet is like believe that up to you instead of being like don't force things He's not being an overruling dad. He's just being a supportive one my man. She's so excited I don't want to disappoint her, but I need to be real for a second, so You know I had a talk with that, Mr.. Vega he didn't tell you about the dumpster fire did he a Dumpster fire what know what dumpster fire. We get back to that whatever I don't want to put a damper on the good news But I need you to knock it out of the park these last few months of school Okay, if you really want to go to horns. We need that scholarship money I Know you can do it It's a lot of pressure. She's already looking like she's dead, but okay, I Promise I'll try harder. I pat her on the back then on the head then kiss her on the forehead. Think you can handle a 14-hour drive to come home for the holidays there's going to be some treacherous ice roads to cross That's the weird thing as well is America still beak and I always hear about students going away to like far away colleges. And then they come home for the holiday when I was in college. covalence, not that big you can actually cross Ireland left to right in about four hours or Top to bottom in about five or six. I don't know the actual time but my college would like an hour and a half away The first college I went to so I would go back every weekend. It wasn't just going back for the holidays. It was going back and Forth all the time Don't even get me started on the paranormal occurrences. Well, it'll be worth it if I get to see you. Oh My eyes immediately well up with tears oh!! (Jack Begin Sobbing.. :( ) Dad don't cry! Sorry, I'm just Very very proud of you know growing up now. You're such a good person. I hope you don't hold porn you are to me Dad stop, you're Gonna make me cry Q not me Gotti's too late honey, it's happening Yeah, I can't get tears in my burrito. It's Gonna make it taste Sad Well, I'm on it in for a hug and kiss her on the forehead. I knew I kissed her on the forehead. Love you kiddo. Love you, too. Pop. Oh Actually, kind of teared up there for a second you guys don't make me cry you got o my best. ( Don't Cry Jack!!) Favorite part of the game is that I get to be another dad so I could go with Craig again.. And I kind of want you just to progress that path. We can't want to try out somebody else. And I really want to see what the date with Bryan is like he came off a little strong Talking about his daughter a lot, but he's so big and burly and hairy and ginger Beardy and I love him He's a big old bear Hmm who go with Matt cuz he's like hey, I'm Matt How's it going like Matt could just talk his way into your pants I thought he needs to do brian he can look his way into your pants and craig you're already in my pants dude I Know a lot of you probably want me to continue to continue down the craig path, and I probably well That's funny the dad's I'm going to end up with but I can't want to give brain a shot Or what that messed me up was crank cuz if then I won't Just want to try it out. We come to craig again another time Hey, I'm brian I spend most of my days hanging out with my awesome daughter and thinking up new ways to Carrillo things If you're like fishing, and we'll get a lot mmm Anna phrasing that you were most likely to see just how slowly I could cook a piece of brisket So you're the one with all the steak options then and all the grille options? I thought that was going to be joseph because he was the Master griller Have you one thing to take with you on to a desert island? What would it be my fishing pole? I think that's a euphemism, so I let that one flight What are your turn-ons, please say me please say me a keen understanding of state cuts. Oh, I'm a big fan of the rub That's actually why was the music a little tink okay? What did you want to be when you grow up Fireman? Okay, you're a hot sexy piece of ass. You're on fire Okay, I know and your ginger hair makes it look like your heads on fire What's your favorite movie Genre Romantic comedies? Hmm Brian I really fucking wanna like you but your ideal date deck-building It's just two different types of deck-building to me are we talking about like Hammer Nails would at the Bachelor House are we talking about some like Yugioh magic Gathering kind of deck building some past song Cuz then I kind of lean more towards you but I think you're talking about deck building is in like Using your hand. Which is fine. It's just I like card game. What do you never leave home without my part of a fishing pole? Brian why When you have to be like a guy's guy The stereotypical like hey, I like doing things with my hands cuz I'm early but a lot of time thinking about how my daughter is smarter than I am Go back and read some others Avid music enthusiasts. Oh wait the oldest nicknames Maxilla I want to go back let's frame thickening Brian harding Hmm brian, you're making me harding Roberts small they whole fucking nuts and small about that big boy game Ian a blood march I knew you had a vampire look about you You've literally look like you're dressed like alucard from Castlevania. Which is Dracula backwards Cue ball vega, and you that and joseph Christensen with Chris Kristen and Kristen Chrysanthemum Blossoms Believe me your kids, right? Okay, let's let's read maps avid music enthusiast passionate coffee drinker. Oh Those are two things the near and dear to my heart You can find me most day selling bean juice over at the old coffee spoon Oh, that's fucking good. Old dirty bean water or hanging out at the paris is my amazing daughter Hit me up about 80s. No wave music Guys Matt's looking a bit Matt's really Selling himself to me and afraid tonight. You were most likely to perfect my cold brew setup one drip at a time, baby Okay, a little hipster, but it's about coffee So I let it go if you had one thing to take with you on to a desert island or to be Fine-tuned to pass the days away, oh, my Goood oh Yes, I've an itchy eye if you had a voice in the game for like a professional voice actor I'd say or like someone who's in the business and big high up one I'd say Phil lamarr would suit you very well What are your turn-ons? Multi-instrumental Ism. Dude you must be like really into dream theater or rush What did you want to be when you grow up a Barista weirdly enough? Okay, whatever. I'm not gonna shit on your dreams, but maybe aim a little higher What's your favorite movie Genre shit with subtitles? Okay, the thirdly a genre. That's just foreign movies which to other people are just movies What's your idea? They we go to the animal shelter and seriously consider adopting a cat? Oh? if that had said poppy I might have just had to go on a date with you right then and there don't get me wrong cats are awesome I love how bouncy and like agile they are if I wanted to be an animal a cat would be one of them because then I'd be able to sprint around the place and See in the dark and be all like cats. Okay like Spider-man Ii they're very agile and bouncy but cats I'm kind of allergic to them if I cat scratches me. I get like a big, Ol like Bubble on my hand and I if a cat licks me I get like a rash or if I'm around them for like like Extended hours like if I lived at a cat I get very like bum Doc But puppies and dogs. I love so much more as pets because they're so loyal and awesome and they play a lot faster just apples Wouldn't you never leave home without my headphones both in here and over here just in case It's been a lot of time thinking about worded writing comments into song titles come from and where's it go? Where did it come from Cotton-eye, Joe? Did we all disagree that that's a bad idea? Okay, maybe nice Let's go. It's Ryan. I want to go up Ryan just to see what a date with him is like I hope he takes his shirt off Drink plenty of water good tip don't have any water with me here now Man, no, I feel about hanging out with Brian more, but it seems like Jay-Z and Amanda get along really well Maybe I should just bite the penis bullet and hang out with Brian for sake of the kids Okay Crack my knuckles I already cracked them and Sarah typing that's what you don't realize is that under my Screen or under the camera frame all the time. I was cracking my knuckles. Oh shit Hey Brian, great grabbing burgers with you at the old cooker ooh yesterday We should get the kids together and chill. I make it myself sound cooler because they don't come across cool here Oh, wait minutes until ding comes from the computer computer couldn't open for that. I can't talk Animators pops up on screen it's brain let's see what he has to say Hey, hey, man, always. Love a good bird with a buddy I call it Burger II Yeah, we should definitely hang out. What do you think about mini golf? We solve Mini golf? Where you could bring the girls there and have ourselves a friendly competition? Rock on Brian just going to flex just going to Flex on them haters Right now you know that's that's what we do from now on look dabbing on them haters. Let's Flex on them haters Flex on Flex on slow like uh-huh You know just realize that I'm saying Kendrick Twice and this series so far It's always a good series when you can sing out from Kung Fu. Kenny's and Kdot Friendly competition This is perfect, and oh I'm Anna and I will crush Brian at the door I've been taking her to Mini Golf courses since she was a wee little laughs and I'm proud to say that she's almost better than I am Almost ha ha ha ha I knew it Have you noticed a pattern every time I say something myself? The characters do it like two seconds later. I am this dad his dad is me and Amanda as well I love it. This is my real-life Itright back that sounds great man name the time and place, and I'll crush your nuts any day of the week Hey, Amanda. Hey, would you be able to mini golf of Brian and Amy? I'm a little out of practice and I know my backswing leaves something to be desired But I think I could keep it in the negative ha ha ha but of the way she talked But it's not like I think I could do okay. It's like. I think I could keep it in the negative I think I could keep it under par perfect come on giddyup kitty oh Let's do this. I can't talk. That's cool You ready for this hi, matey. I'm as ready as I'll ever be Are you talking like that? Because this mini golf course is pirate themed I just now realized that we are indeed spending the top of a giant pirate ship in the middle of Putt-putt course You're not very Observant oh Come on. Pirate dad won't you talk like a pirate with me our ahoy? I'm curvy currency purse or any Angles Avast ye, scurvy dogs. I'm a crane and daisy walk the plank with my superior selling abilities. I mean a doubloon I'm Irish so I can do a pirate he kind of voice a bit easier it's in the accident its built-in it's like when you have like a Pseudo mixer and have like all these effects built-in I get us turning them on. I are a pirate Come on. Dad you told me that this is just going to be some friendly competition? friendly competition is that code for actual competition I need to prepare me body mind and soul to defeat brain and the field of Glorious life I'm going to get me some of that booty here and this time. I'm not talking about doubloons it's Just minigolf Just minigolf. He sings it's so much more than that He'd probably stop talking like a pirate might know but I just like the voice And he alone in place that hand on Amanda's shoulder. I just want you to know that. There's no pressure It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it too much But we have to be bright, but many on Whatever happened to just having fun. Oh We'll have fun real soon when We beat them Amanda give me a side eh but before a side emoji, but before I can fight I her back as my brain and daisy Hi there ladies Hi, either way. It were like sort of a Southern Belle voice and then he just like hey, that's good. Hey Just make a stop like popeye Robots of a daisy and Joe it looks like they already rented us some golf clubs for our mini golf Excursion total power move why didn't I think of that? All right first mate. I hear there's very treasure in these here waters. You're going to help me plunder it. Oh Amanda I don't think this is a real pirate ship. I think it's just to play Putt-putt. Oh I'm gonna give Daisy a look we've seen bad Shishir Dad no, I mean ah cap'n Daisy winks at Amanda ah Look at these two just a couple of old down there are two peas and a big old green Pod So you're excited to get some mini golf in oh you fucking know it B-Dawg What's up? You want to go be man? You're your fucking throat out, huh? I'll do right here right now dick So you know you're quite a substantially large man, so you probably have a joy in Pee oh You know it. That's very I meant to say You a gambling man. We're not doing this not gambling Then what's on the table do I get you if I win? The power move no I know when to hold them depends on what's on the table. I doing a gamble What are you willing to part with how about the loser buys drinks tonight? All right, however. We make it a bit more interesting I'm listening the loser has to mow the Winner's lawn this weekend Well my eyes pretty big are you prepared to take that on I? Think you should be a little more concerned with how you're going to maneuver around my hedges It's highly technical work not for the faint of her and not for the heart of fate you know not for the change of fart Also, you need a bit more of a delicate touch don't know if you're into that brain I Don't think I need to worry about that I'm very good at Mini golf you know oh Yeah, hole-in-one every time I ain't talking about mini golf no more Talk about that hole-in-one. Yeah Hole of one with my club. You know euphemism got a fucking dad what I just said is not a true thing, but it already came out of my mouth, so I have to stand by I'm looking forward to see that happened plate and Iii each other up and down You good, bro May the best Dad win brain and I shake hands and lock ice it's about to go down okay? Why are you even doing this I? Actually get to play golf oh fuck What's up, bitch? What's up you want to fucking? Come on games fucking rage games a piece of shit Haha, what's up? What's up right? And that's riot. You want to go you want to fucking tussle with Jack Dad Okay, pride comes before the fall Ha ha ha ha ha that was clearly a trap You don't get one shot in golf you get a bunch fuck my ass actually no oh balls You're gonna have to like ah that Was terrible what are we doing get your head in the game get a grip get a grip I? Know why I thought that was gonna work It was going so well it was going so well Amanda pulls me aside well Brian a daisy start walking to the next home. Hey you having a good time I'm having a great time. I'm in a fantastic time trying to destroy your brain underfoot Not smoke like I'm having a good time. I just asked because your eye is twitching I do know it's not What are you talking about? Why? I feel my left eye twitch Moderators our eyebrows We're out here to have fun remember just a game You're right. It's just a game. I came with extremely high Stakes, but we are currently losing Amanda Dad please Please nail this next hole for me. I need your help now more than ever arm If it's really that important yeah sure Amanda walks over and tees up for a particularly hard, windmill hole gripping her club she winds up and Launches the ball into the parking lot. She looks me right in the eye and does an exaggerated shrug yeah, like the reaper shrug hmM oops I disagree with her actions but I appreciate her act of Youthful defiance that's my girl can't be mad when I see so much passion in her she walks over and punched me in the back That was for your own good Love you kiddo, and they'd be over now Awk Bawk She gave me power Amanda gave me power. Oh, yeah Shit's going down now brady. Oh, oh so close my prize oh But they sure fuck some dad's oh All the way back follow me back shit up so can you try to immaculately me back fuck my Magic oh she She washes over her land This is bad This is just you know. What fuck it. We're just here to have some fun right to do that some fun Cheered have some fun At this rate. I'm just fucking firing blindly Pedo sh What's up with that? What's up with that way, right? Well? I'm aaron your dad people say I Try to maintain an air of professionalism because there are children present But I can feel the crushing weight of the four dads before me casting a disappointed look upon my broken frame I failed you for either And for that I'm sorry I'm sorry, Senpai I'm sorry master since I was asked for your forgiveness man there was some good shooting there Jack I Fought valiantly and my only regret Was being bested be like Sir alistair. I? fought, and I lost I Have lost I have lost lots of put-Put Many others, beneath me. No, I'm just gonna say I have lost left to put put I'm sorry sorry Amanda growing our daisy. Did you have a good time? Yo-Ho-ho, I did We haven't even found a very treasure yet. Oh the wrong voice action I think we would need to apply for a permit to dig around here. I Can take daisy home so we can get the city paperwork started for digging you to go? Enjoy your night? I? Don't know if I want to he beat me what I supposed to do now. Just suck it up and ah Sounds like a plan jack you cool with that Sure, just don't get yourself into too much trouble Can do I make sure we get into perfectly reasonable amount of trouble? My man Daisy skip away yelling about Bury Treasure listen Amanda 18 and Daisy's 10 or 11 That's a bit weird, but whatever you guys have one blast that kids tiny rebellious heart well, if you should hit the bear down there's actually a tiki bar attached to this place alright that Sounds like a plain old p Ryan Guess I'm spending more time with bright which I'm not just about considering it just completely blew it on the foot foot course okay Dad you can do this. I'm just going to drown my sorrows and some tropical loser drink and get out of here Yeah, not feeling the state I kind of just want to go home curl up and be embraced by Craig That was much nicer. We just hung out and shot the shit. I didn't have to prove myself to anybody there Ryan and I walk into the freaky deaky a kitschy Island themed bar palm trees that draw on the walls several fake parts are strewn about Ukulele music played Softly in the background pray and I approach the Bamboo back to pineapples of Hospitality please the parent center whips us up to room drinks inside a hollowed-out pineapples he sets them on fire We have to blow them off before we can drink them Fuck jeez pregnant. Oh quite Okay whoa fruity Usually I like to uh I know drink my drink If you don't want yours, I'll take it and Best me again. I think not I take a sip of my pineapple hospitality Sorrow Kate, ruddy Hey, I told you tastes fruity. I just said that My Lord care needs are very particular. I hope you're up for the challenge Oh, don't worry I'll bring my old salt to promote healthy growth in a sustainable environment Bring it back a lime bring some like weed killer sir. Come on. Now Jack. I just having a little fun with you You're like twice the size of me I? Grumble and sit more of my fruity sorrow drink fine. Fine. You got me on this one Well, it's it more my drink another TV in the corner. Hey, actually makeover deck edition is on I love this show always made me want to own a deck Huh, I hate this show Why it's so clearly fake come on and try to have a nice day, too But I'm nice time, but you tell you fuck me over all the times. They're not in the good way. That's awesome Well, yes reality TV. Who cares I care I'm a general contractor. I work with dicks all the time. There's no way they're renovating those decks in a matter of two days It's impossible. There's a three-week job minimum So you wanted to cover those three weeks extensively in every episode? It can't be that interesting to watch a bunch of dudes slave over a deck for that long nobody would watch it. I Like any of those home improvements york. I want to watch stuff. That's real like long Haul eternal life of ghost truckers. Oh Hey terrible for you Jack no, no, not them - That's the awful truth. Not the ghost though. That was a real Tex just don't have that have emergency escape would Indict you for so long. I shouldn't have come out on this date. I Shouldn't have come out on the date with a big old burly dad Appearances are deceptive don't meet your heroes you'll only be disappointed motherfucker We both chuckling sip on our pineapple. So wait you're a general contractor sure in may actually help plan the cul-de-Sac We live in wow nice work Where does it all look like shit brain? Yeah, hey you took after the footsteps of my old man? He was a general contractor to the bird He practically built half of this town with his bare hands, and I'm not talking about his naked hands He actually had bare hands It's weird. How you spend your whole life try not to become your father, then you wake up one day and there you are but I get it work with my hands and it pays more than enough to take care of my daughter, so It's an absolute dream job for me at least That's impressive building stuff has always been my weak point and as a dad I've been okay with that Until now I must defeat him I do have that patio furniture that I haven't put together still sitting in the carriage Okay, okay. Maybe I should look cool. Maybe I should cool it with the dad competition gotta keep it light Tell one of your classic jokes. I don't know if he's ready for that I don't know be Ryan deserves one of my classic bad jokes. I mean they are off the hook chain Asked about his otter stare him down. I'm blinking so Three-legged their dog walks into a bar Okay, okay, uh-huh? He goes up to the bartender and says I'm looking for the man who shot my leg? Is that how it goes? No, but but I refuse to admit it Yes, it's one of those anti jokes Antti jokes, it's very Avant-Garde you know. Oh, so it's supposed to be not funny No Supposed to be fucking hilarious you big old pile of sawdust sure yeah, we go with that. I'll take a long sip of my drink See we can keep things friendly here. That's perfectly pleasant. I could do this all night, and she's grinding his teeth into dust Because I feel in an eighth need to impress Brian and prove. I'm better than him obviously. That's the only reason we think Let's keep it moving Complaining about kids. He's a compliment. His beard. I want to get out of the state. I don't wanna be here I don't wanna be here with Brian He sucks. He's a big old pilot I'm asked what his dog. Oh, I got the eggplants immediately I Want to go home. I don't like to say it immediately nails it so your daughter sure do Hmm. I can't quite remember what he looks like oh He's a little corgi. Oh is this a handkerchief around his neck Yeah, I'm not getting it. I think I might need a visual reminder to jog my memory No, I don't want to go back to his house You have to have any pictures of said dog. Maybe on your phone I like to think he's one of those guys like Wendy's dad from Gravity Falls And he's just so manly that when he does normal stuff like banging the desk oh - laughter - hoy Fuckin equator shakes Jack if you wanted to see pictures of maxwell you could have just asked show me the goods then Obviously a dick pic on this phone brain pulls out his phone and flips through an entire album of dog pictures. Oh, yeah That's stuff What a good boy look around the room. This is like what it's like to be on reddit and take in all the kitschy decor looking for something else to comment on there's a gigantic fish hanging about bright and I gesture to it cool. Fish. It's definitely fake Brian You're the fear literally the fucking robot who's hammering that no fun allowed signs mean, but really Everything in your spring the palm tree over there. It's just a ficus or just plastic coconuts glue to it hella cover. He's right when I almost got something like that fish was fight with bigger though not trying to prank put him trying to brag of Course it was oh Clearly I know people like this I've talked to people like this who constantly have to want up you all the time like everything They say it's like like you tell them something that happened to you, and they're like. Oh cool Yeah, I did that one time as well something like that happened to me, but better Like oh I've been doing this thing and it's really cool. They go. Yeah, that's awesome So of I but mine has been going on longer, and I did it better than you did oh I don't care. I just want to talk and have a conversation instead if I have to fucking prove myself Yep, I went in a boat ripped away. Maybe a decade ago we're out in the sea for three days catching fish freaking beer you know guys, so We had a hot plate on the boat so we could hear the fish right after we caught it So I throw a little bit of sun lemon on there. Oh, man Burn out bony appetite. Yeah, that's some of the best food. I've ever had Cool good for you. How do you that actually sounds amazing I said lying to him? well, it was the last day everyone had gone to bed already, but paris is out there watching the stars at my line out to That's code for my dick there all of a sudden it just starts running now. I'm talking about my fishing lighten up my dick so we jump on the real real good real manly like Before it gets ripped out of the Rod rack and start fighting with some damn thing Right there for maybe an hour can't can't call to my shipmates. It's just man against nature Finally I'm starting to Tucker the guy in Like get him up to the surface and finally get a straight side of it the biggest Marlin I've ever seen hemingway asked I get into the boat Single-Handedly of course, it's just fucking I'm awesome, and you know what happens now What happens next? The damn thing smacked me in the face when it saved knock smear wake up the next morning on the deck the fish gun never felt dumber So it got away What you're saying is that you failed at something for once I? Think there's another version of me that would have spent the rest of my life trying to catch that fish Captain ahab style Sure, Daisy would be supportive man Fishing the life haven't got enough lately you go fishing Actually, I have a confession to make I've got a data confession to make Wait, let me doing probably having this inexplicable urge to be vulnerable with him I can't help him tell them that I'm terrible at fishing by leaning cloaks No one can out fish me. I'm amazing efficient. I'm the best at fishing they called me fisher, man Jack That's my name back. East don't ask them though. They don't remember because I was too good I'm simply the best there is Okay, since you're such a pro. I'm taking you fishing you want to go fishing Wait, don't answer that yes you do we're going fishing. Oh No, oh, I I don't know Come on. It'll be a blast another perfect little fishing spot. I'll bring some beers We can just sit back relax and reel in some trout. Will you bring the kids with us come on? You know you want you I say I've been conquered and not in the good way not the way that. I thought these dates were gonna. Go yeah Okay, plane gives me an exuberant high flight. The only good thing he did Yes, maybe we'll see who can catch the most fish fish fuck so I can get you more in my log You can try to beat me, but they don't call me jack good at catching fish Daddy for nothing That's what they call me Jack good old Reels them in real quick Daddy I'm spinning a web of life that a fear will one day consuming. It's okay Charlotte's web was full of light as well Translate it'll be a scrap brain and I finish our drinks and head out safe till next time. This is a great opportunity For friendship. I'm real excited kiss my bass, right? It's a great opportunity for friendship got the fucking eggplant Not so for catching more fish than brain you're curling me with these buns jack fucking night Mull it over your comrades at the fish related Die jokes in no time Brain extensive hand it gives me a friendly but firm handshake crushes all the bones Feels good. I see that competitive fire in his eyes. This is going to become a whole thing isn't it oh He looks like Twitter, Rocky Twitter Rocky's father in My hero, Academia You know what you guys were right? And you guys were yelling at me to be like no, go craig again. Go craig again? I was like no, I want to triumph right you're right should have done that. He's just a boy well When's the brain takes over babysitting duties Amanda walks home with me? She immediately pops down in the couch and flips on the TV So, how was your hang with Brian? it was Okay, oh Yeah, he seems like a neat dude. I Think so I don't know the guy loves a good competition I can't be friends with like what people like that I can or at least I can't be around them for extended periods of time because everything turns into a competition and I hate it But then again apparently so do I what did you end eight the end of doing? Oh? We hunted for treasure for a bit? But daisy was really adamant about not digging without a permit so we just watched some Documentary about theoretical physics a butter to bed and then sat around eating brains food Don't tell him I said that oh my girl, but found her babysitting protocol. I believe I really like hanging out with daisy She's super Mature for her age Beard hairs going into my mouth yeah Brian says he has a hard time relating to other kids She thought she has a real hard time relating to other kids She kind of might be of you at her age although. She invite people as much as you did I Can't believe I'm finally the cool older kid feels good You're gonna hang out with Brian again That's the thing he wants to go fishing with me. Oh I told him I was an amazing fisherman Yeah, you hate fishing. I know I'm kind of panicking Okay, so we're never going on that date. I'm sure it'll be fine All you have to do is wake up at the crack of Dawn and sit silently in a boat on a lake for hours on End with no promise of a tangible reward your only companion being the fear and doubt you harbor within your heart That's a good fishing fun You remind yourself at the world Darkens around you and you wonder if it's really you staring back at yourself in the lakes reflection For simply just the abyss Yeah, laugh, it up Amanda. You're coming with us It is my constitutional right to outright refuse this order. Thank you coming, too well that I could convince Brian to bring his dogs fine sold I mean All right, I'm poor just gonna call it a night. Don't stay up too late. Okay, you got a pass Nice. Do what you love and the money will come that's a good it's a good option as well ah You sure know how to make a dad blush. Hey sure eyelids Barry voice How does it take me that long to realize that that was barry? Oh yay? Barry? I love you, dude Welcome you got dad okay? We're going with craig again. I've learned from my mistake. I've learned we're doing this Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches But maybe be a super old one that you'll end up gettin worms inside you and they rebuilds you into a stronger person There's a reference. I really want to get some good quality time in with Craig the last time we hung out He was so big with the kids and fending off ready man. So they feel like we barely talked Yeah, I didn't even get to see if his rocking bod Ever since the first time we hung out I've been trying to get up a little early for once I don't think I'm going to be as embarrassing his last name. Maybe I even be able to catch up with them now They type out a message to my dad book This message for me hey, man. I've been training on my run game recently ready for round two Craig responds almost immediately Turn of course emojis I Don't know why he didn't just send me an emoji rather than typing it out cuz he's fuckin cool. Okay poor craig cat What's his name? another might response in the main box from Craig Let's meet up early tomorrow morning for my favorite morning activity brunch. I type back Brunch, what's that? You run, and then you get brunch I call it b rog, oh? right Craig, and I agree to a time to meet in the morning, and I have a chance to spend the evening hanging out with Amanda That's a just Lickety-split So we doing pizza tonight Again, how would you like a salad light? I knew she'd want pizza. I said it earlier in the episode creator Fuckin awesome Dad you want to help Kick I? Not yet. I formed the committee to examine the possibility of being on a health kick They haven't returned with our finding. Well. She did get some pizza. We could eat some milk. Yeah He's won a health kick and I have to go on a health kick white virtue of being under the same roof as you I Don't know if I have the constitution for that Don't worry about it committee you still out. I'm sorry Amanda. It's time What the fuck down when the daddy for town? It's time both of us wise up and helped it out And if I had something to say about it suddenly Amanda lunches for the phone before I can stop her She has a pizza place on speed dial of course Amanda. No, you know not what you do Hi, yes, can I get an extra large pizza with chicken bacon extra cheese and tomatoes and a couple of the garlic sauce cops? Amanda he's going a little north here. Oh Right can you maybe throw some leaves on there or something? Yeah, he's going on a health kick yeah, Rico. I know It's tragic. I love her she knows the guy she knows Rico and Rico knows me and our lifestyle commander listen for a second Hold on all right? Dad is Oregano a salad or oregano. Whoever the fuck what you want to say I already know it's not a salad. It's a herb. It's a spice. It's a flavoring Can't blame me for trying now, Rico. I'm talking to my dad will you just go with the meat lovers fantasy? Sure, they I need a wife and kids for me Amanda hangs up Rico says hey The food get delivered and we put down and coach to eat some fucking Garden, ahh Just be careful running is a gateway drug. It's a slippery slope Dad first you learn a couple of light jogs and before you know it you're converting the garage into a home gym and Renewing your subscription to some sort of Weekly Kombucha delivery service fucking Kombucha question Cue Wash Kombucha I also would like to know I've no idea caboose, but it's also known as a joke for healthy people Okay, so you ant to fry onion? I'm just giving you a hard time pop I'm really happy that you're running more and caring about your health. I want to keep you around for as long as possible oh Thanks kiddo speaking of which. I'm ready with Craig tomorrow. He's gonna be able to keep up with him. Hey Probably not We laugh and eat the mores off then it's party Then is probably healthy in the name of carbo-loading. I call it a night early so that I'm ready for tomorrow I'm gonna work it off Pop when I first started running in the morning It was pretty hellish none of them a few sessions in it admittedly has become a little bit easier despite It always ending and me dry heaving over a trash can is that what the runners hi is just? Dry heaving I lease up my tennis shoes lace up my laces throw on a t-shirt from writer side I went to 20 years ago and head out the door for a moderate job. Craig is already a fabled River strapped to his head Hey, it is. He's dressed. Head-to-toe and coordinated running gear wow. I look like a total slob next descent Hey, brah Barna Crank, we're going to be running with us Best as she can for taking it to the limit are we get off yeah, tony brofist. Oh I know what that means craig hunter a stuffed toy which makes her smile here to hear she's from fucking kill ha ha That's Arnold's the KP, Barra Sometimes it's the only thing to get her to stop crying. Oh, I've been there man. Dad is so panda that she carried around Everywhere he would have a tantrum if we didn't try to wash it if we even tried to wash it. It was gross, so You've been Ronnie lately Every morning for 30 minutes. I'm basically an elite athlete at this point Well, I'll try and keep up slow. Where are we headed? All right thinking that we can do a couple laps around the park Okay, that sounds reasonable, then we'll do some hill climbs up a slope Okay, I can probably handle that and then we've closed it off by doing some wilderness survival hike running to increase our agility Certainly stroking an overwhelming need to crawl back into bed It sound okay to you I usually like to throw some time Murder Sprints in there But I'll go easy on you since you're a beginner that ass son Like something that I am physically able to do hey great. Let's get started Break a night finally write the park a few other lone joggers make their way around the perimeter and river waves Enthusiastically yet everyone we pass. Oh It's a lot more peaceful in the morning aside from Birds chirping and river gurgling away in the stroller. It's pretty quiet All right, good warm-up I was the warm-up Dude, let's start the fucking shot here boy craig reaches into his banking tons with me a water bottle I fumble eight, but thankfully doesn't run you got a hydrate bro cut a replace those electrolytes dude I Think a long drink from the water bottle and feet reinvigorated man. I don't drink enough water Hey, you got to get that you got it replace those electrolytes man, and then you're ready for speed momentum Accuracy, it's all about forward-thinking my dude. Hey, hook down and pick up Arnold Rivers toy and have it back to her What's a drop this? Oh? Thanks for looking out bro. Are you ready? yeah, ah She's asleep We finally finished our however many teens lap around the park and breathing heavily the company if I actually didn't lose craig He's even breathing heavily - which makes me feel a little bit better I look down at my shirt and notice that I'm drenched in blood because I'm bleeding from the chest Because my hair has exploded I didn't realize how hard. I was running thomas looks like a frowny face That's one What hey fun just kidding good awesome out there? I'm really impressed you're way better than the last time at launch you off a treadmill Yeah, man, you really pushed me to my limit. Just now can't believe I hold on Are you going to do that bed later craig push me to my limit? I'd be lucky that I can hold on I hope so I'm giddy for Daddy Sometimes you just need someone there with you to push you to your absolute, best. I'm glad I could be that guy, bro I actually had that when I moved here first I went to The Gym with Felix a couple of times and one of the trainers there which happening like coaches through some stuff and I'd never Done stuff with like a trainer before and I realized that I was actually pushing much further than I would have on my own cuz Or me. I'm like I could probably give up here. Yeah, that's my limit I don't push with the trainer there, and they kind of like help you a small bit really fucking works Who's ready for he'll Klein's and oh I am? River and she probably just said stop, but I prefer that she said Brett Because rivers the cooling fucking baby dude. There's my little cheerleader jack you ready uh I like the middle one because I'm not too happy, but I'm not too displeased either. Yeah, you bet Crane takes me to a separate portion of the power course there's a steep hill that seems to go up forever I strain my eyes to see some other joggers at the top So what do we do you know we run up that thing dude? That looks like a lot Check there's two things you need to know about this hill one. Don't stop running till you get to the top and to? Craig points the Seventh hill. Oh, that's not the table. Oh I find it recent up the hill after making my way past what I originally thought was the top of the Hill once there the Switch over onto me need and gasp for air my lungs are like Daggers poking into my ribs You can see my heart in my ears River when I am home, please oh boy Craig looks like he's taking a beating as well, huh, so he is human Well, I thought it was a machine because no one gets that sexy by god-given design it has to be manufactured so jack you Put your arms on your head and stretch out your elbows. It'll help you breathe better That's a good thing You ought to like stretch out your chest that really like opens you up and you get more lung capacity I do is Craig's esPosa lets me chew off my crop top a bit better. Oh, yeah It was great sense you feels a little bit better, but I'm still in agony Here craig tossing me the water bottle again. I hydrate like my life depends on thanks tears The fuck about fall apart some think you want to vomit. I think you guys sit great Alright, I'm okay Phenomenal work, do you feel that lightness in your head, that's the Runner's high oh I see I thought it was just you know dying Want to take it slow for a bit. I would like that very much crank. That would be cool and good for me As we're catching our Breath River starts going What's wrong sweet pea you want to play with Arnold? No? I just wanted you guys to push it to the limit I don't want to go slow. I want to see the reaper Greg let's around us hey. Oh boy man down. I think we lost arnold. Oh No River keeps wailing shit nice. Have a banded my child. I've abandoned my boy. I've abandoned my boy We got to find him dude It should be simple, right? He's going to retrace her steps. I've never river her last having your turn at the bottom of the Hill Craig, and I jog down the pot searching high and low from the three three go for the soft Kp, Bara ire knows Where's your trousers which Craig takes the time to explain to me as a large Rodent Layton native to South America? Handsome and knowledgeable craig you got it all we haven't the place where river might have dropped it But it doesn't know where to be found Looks like we got a mystery on our hands We have to get to the bottom of this I suspect foul play looks like this is a prime case for world-Renowned Detective Daddy TM-2, it's time for a brawl adventure a provencher Again, oh yes, oh, I'm literally this Game, we high-five decide to jog back to the park to see if we can find any leads So looks like there's a couple more places to check and some bros around here that we could interrogate sound good Wait, what's good? Cop? Who's good cop and who's bad cop? You know I craig I'll be back up. I can't see you ever being good car or ever being back up You're nothing, but peace love and joy in this world. You're everything that's right with humanity Well, I think that with your stature and overall resilience. You would make a pretty intimidating backup no The other hand you do have an adorable baby strapped to your chest let's Soften the edge of it Yeah all Valid points, I think you would make a great good cop because if you're a congenial attitude and willingness to try new things But then again I've seen how you care when there are too many commercial breaks during a show I just want to fucking watch game of thrones in Peace ok So you have the potential be a scary bad cop? I don't have to watch meat hell in three minute segments with five minutes of commercials in between and they're loud And the commercials are too loud I just want to watch my shows in peace without people yelling at me to buy wiper fluid and stuff But Brian would love that bro, bro case in Point That's right moment by moment smart nice. So we're too protective Mm To the fucking one dude Yes, we weren't in the woods, but I just want to be alone in the woods with Craig who wouldn't want to be that's amazing Sips, I love the music we make our way to the outskirts of the park there are a couple of benches by the dense tree line looks like Roberts here all by himself this also seems like a perfect place for our clues wait Boys Robert here Look for Clips Megan I searched through the outskirts of the wood hoping to find anything that might be the Saturn There are a couple of cigarette and empty beer cans scattered around the ticket This is probably the hotspot for Edgy teens to hang out at night and say swears and stuff and probably do a little bit Uh-oh, but it is a look like there's any recent activity there might be capable of later this might be a dead end partner, bro We returned to the woods let's interrogate Robert. Maybe Robert saw something we've all the Roberts base hey Rob Don't call me that okay Hi Robert fuck Don't call me that either Okay, hey buddy, oh What are you up to? Thinking this is my thinking page It's a good a solid two to three hours of brooding and per day filling quotas Have you by any chance seen a small self to KP bar around? I can't be buried it's a large rodent native to South America. I know they think South Africa before So have you seen one a soft one not a real one that would be weird Be good come come on Robert sooner you tell us what you know sooner. We can let you get back to brooding. Oh bad Cop Time Robert Robert if you know help us and going to put you in a headlock. I want to put him in a headlock I'll make you feel pain Is that a threat or a promise? I'm into it. Whoa slow down back off We return to the woods Okay, let's move to another part. Where do now, bro Good it. I want to take the playground God damn it We wondered us where the grassy field let's enter the park there Isn't a whole lot to see but there are a few figures Camped out on a blanket and the grass could hold any number of secrets Matt and Carmencita desert the Mountain his order cameras neatest buses from across the way and wait She's sitting down with her dad on a sunny green patch of grass we jog over hey dude Hey, bro We just sat down for picnic some snacks Got anything to increase my glycogen reserves um we have apple slices Thank you very much shiny bro. I should be fine You guys working out good day for it yep? I'm the picture of health and athleticism Good transition jack today. You haven't seen a stuffed Kp bar around here. Have you? What's a KP bar? It's a large rodent that's native to South of America Wait a second. How do you know what a KP bar is you wouldn't happen to have had Hands-on experience one recently would you tell me what you know? We learned to get both Kt. Bar is in the fourth grade I think it's more suspicious than you know what a candy bar a is, Aa Fair point oh my God what if I took our nose? What if I'm the culprit and I just don't remember it that would be a great twist I'm watching too much TV. I quickly check my body for any polaroids I might have taken I've kept on my person to remind me of who I am or who not to trust good reference very good reference Okay, there. We go something mental once and I'm pretty sure that's how it works Good movie many of you haven't seen memento go watch it nothing What if that's what I wanted myself to think don't trust his life No, Jack don't let them win Shake off the thought So a couple of squirrels over there the by that three trees Oh, I don't know if that helps but if you want to see some cute squirrels, you know definitely worth checking out Thanks for the hot squirrel tip car masuda. Well, we better get moving go to find that Kp bar before river here has a breakdown Good luck Let me get some of those apples for the road though piratinha. Hooked me up with some fucking sweet slices. We're on our way We maneuver back to the field look for food still want to go to the woods again That's a great place for me and Craig. Do you no good? We carefully comb through the field of grass and flowers. I can't seem to find much besides a couple of ladybugs a nickel well I'm looking craig or calls out to me from across the field oh I could hate you. Oh fuck. Yeah Hey, Jack. I jog over craig is kneeling in the grass expecting something I approached my heart my throat as I leaned over craig. I see it. This is Arnold's Leg I Put my hand over rivers ice no one have sugar should have to be subjected. Let's add violence My God who or what would do this crate? Hey, actually said I don't know the same. I don't know But now I think we might be dealing with something Beyond our grasp You ready I? Can't look at this anymore. I turn around trying to wipe the image of the stuffings stroll across the ground from my mind too much Running out of time We may already be too late dude Bag and tag it let's keep moving. Okay. Where are we going? interrogate River Good call I called the suspect I called the defendant to the stand wait Let me try this I've always it's always the culprit you lee suspect Again eye-to-eye with river who still looks like she's on the verge of tears just kidding just getting real closer Just that's because of my camera Getaway. I pull it out and then it's like a Real fucking counselor. Hey, good cut Hey, sweetie Believe me nobody wants you to find your KP bearer more than me. We need more clues I think somewhere in that baby brain of yours you might have something that'll lead us to it So what do you say kiddo? Bam Hmm. I turned the crank. We're getting nowhere with the witness We've been over back to the feeds check out those squirrels Where the suspects ate a squirrel to be again? the freak ah There they are I like how the fucking inherit came out of the side of the screen the same premise Tina was telling the truth These are some fucking rad squirrels who ever seems happy this may have bought us some extra time good call Move on to another part of the park. I had juice where we should go next Back to the void I want to go back to the woods on a rhian tire again Robert time to grill Robert again. Oh Christ what now? Be back up Robert. I'm gonna keep being vaguely threatening until you tell us something useful oh I told you haven't seen tomorrow. What is you guys is damaged damn again? We returned to the woods Let's interrogate Robert again Come on Robert the series has seen go back to brooding ok we've been through this shit no, oh fuck I Messed it up. You know what I'm not having that. I'm not having that failure I thought robert would actually have some more information, but yours. I'm we're doing this with Craig No, never fucking head back to the Woods Christ We're doing this again fuck's sake We're doing this properly move to another part of the park. We're going to the playground here we go we're making way up to a small playground the edge of the park a couple of kids playing the jungle gym where parents watch the Nearby benches over on the benches. I spot a familiar face Hmm Ready to Camp River down the Prehnite playground might as well get a couple of swings in What about Arnold? Maybe having a little swing my cam river down might buy some more time hey, you're right dude. You're right She's about to go nuclear I'm Sorry, whenever the song gets into my head I just have to think it's my prepare for the possibility of us not being able to find our old Life is a cruel. I'm tough life is cool and tough but at least we always have swings That's true except every time I try zeroes in fucking playgrounds anywhere, it's like. Oh only for kids if we go in there We can't go on anything because too old See no one prepares you for that in school Everyone sits sounds like oh, I'll Jabrai x y z whatever, but nobody sits down be like hey one day You're not going to be allowed to be on swings in the playground Reality hits you hard bro. I Take a suite in the swing next to work and immediately realize that I'm stuck River seems to love that crank eventually helped me out of a swing because he's awesome And he's got some sweet sexy man biceps and we decide to get back to the investigation, okay? Look for clues Greg and I two grown adults Walk onto the playground to begin examining it meticulously for clues. There's no forensic evidence here No, straight Kick Ribera hairs at least after searching fruitlessly for some time We look up all of the parents are staring at us we smile and wave as we awkwardly sink away, huh? I'm leaving Hi We head back to the playground Interrogate joseph let's see what Joseph's up to we talk over to joseph who seems to be engrossed in his voice herr joseph dude Joseph Marie drops his book ha ha ha Good line Aaron. Hey, guys didn't think I'd see you two here Jack. Are you? exercising Erm, you know me. I just love to run and Be healthy that's kind of my whole thing. Why are you reading? Oh? Just a book on nuts, and rope tying so we can go out of my boat this weekend oh all right once for all because Something he's trying to murder people for Boats boat Robes, right? Say he didn't happen to see a stuffed Kp bar around here What's the gaping Bora the large rodent that's native to South America? Joseph thanks for singing hmm. Haven't seen one around lawrence of Arabia Well tell the kids to keep an eye out your kids are here. Hey joseph books around What fuck why? They were here a second ago must have gone exploring around the park Do you know where they could have gone run offs you? There cute they get into mischief sometimes But they always come back and I'm the suspect joseph. Where are you take Joe? mischief you see where do I get the feeling that that was just errands we have going into the Recording booth and said whatever the fuck he wants, so they were like that's funny. We'll keep that Oh, yeah, wait am I being interrogated right now? Only if you did something wrong What are you hiding joseph? Oh? Getting kind of getting the third degree here. It's as serious as a capybara on the line I Mean you're more than welcome to ask Christian and Christie I Imagine they're having their ears to the ground on all the latest playground drama They might be somewhere around the woods Thanks, Joseph. We'll let you get back to your Ol book boot rubes Okay, back to the Wizardy woods we go Clock's ticking dude, where do we go next? to the woods We return to the woods just the twins must be around here somewhere Are we interrogating Robert again? Uh? There's nothing else. Hey Hey, oh Shit the racks the answering property fuck. I was missing the line yeah Robert, bro Do you know where they are I do a lot of people underestimate the sentence of a man who Broods I? Saw them lurking around here a little while ago Where'd they go right into the woods I'd be careful though. You don't trust him, but then again I Don't trust anyone Not even you guys piss off not even that, baby that baby's looking at me weird What? baby, just cuz but I Take that back. You're an old soul kiddo Thanks for your help Robert the woods go deeper into the woods. I stare into the depths of the forest Who knows what could be in there? Are you prepared for what we might face in there? I mean, are you prepared for what we might face in there? I'm ready partner bro. You know, but if it gets river to stop crying I don't care let's do this we start on the path into the woods keeping eyes and ears peeled for any sign of Arnold There are no squirrels or birds anywhere the silence of them settling the sun can barely peek through the canopy Colder here suddenly we hear voices. I want to do it. You got to do it last time Hey, can I come to a clearing with a freaky bass or twins our? Stop right there twin amigos. Hey put your tiny hands where we can see them Christian and Christy just stare at us you heard the guy put your hands up We're kind of in the middle of something here Yeah, can you like come back later? What are you kids doing? Couldn't stuff up. My heart is pounding is this is this the end of the line they were fucking murder us? They have murder in their eyes. I've seen a murderer before that's that's two murderers right there. I step closer how many what I'm seeing a pair of safety scissors light in the dirt and It's Arnold What have they done to him hey Arnold? Dude what? You heard the baby hand over the cave Ibarra. No fair finders keepers yeah, but fires Fuck you No, not finders Keepers. That's our property and you've desecrated it Well, can you prove it's yours? Craig holds up Aaron a severed leg exhibit a motherfucker. I have to look away. I can't I Can't look at it. You two got sloppy your left evidence behind I think you find that this leg here fits perfectly on his body Kristen and Christy look at each other. They don't know what to do How about a deal you give us the KP bar? And we don't tell your dad about this fine She hands over the soft animal and give us those safety sensors. They're clearly no longer safe in your hand You've desecrated the law of safety scissors if safety scissors aren't safe anymore. What have we got in life? Wonder what kind of code do we have? She hands them over I'm glad we could figure this out come on partner Come on Sexy bro partner Craig and I started making our way out of the woods he turns around and calls back to the wind And tell your dad to stop letting you watch true Crime shows Yolo assholes Put the Candy bar back with its rightful owner craig, and I shamble into a nearby diner Exhausted from our adventure. We find ourselves in we find ourselves a corner booth and settle in That was a tough case, but we cracked it We're different now changed Could be getting too deep we're changed men now Craig We skewers it to the edge of the law and we've seen what is in the void I don't know if we can ever go back to normal Craig. Hey It's not in the hardy brunch can fix my stomach grumble. I suddenly realize how big of an appetite. I worked up. Huh, Raj Get me brett. I have strong philosophies on Brunch You see the first thing you do is divide your brunches between Boogy brunch and upper-class mimosas and eggs Benedict brunch and Grimy brunch the give me coffee and bacon and cheesy hash Browns brunch Dad There's a time and place for both. I think most of life is about freeing out which one you need You got it down to a fine. Thanks there craig. So what kind of brunch dad are you jack? Think of a fucking grimy bitch nothing on the old grain ball Make it frightened and oily and clean the floors of the hose and I'll be happy a fine choice But wait aren't you going on a health kick. Yeah, but I'm going to run it off I Kind of want to say that I lied But I also want to say that I carbo-load because he knows he turns and that'll be good nothing like a man of kirby kirby cheesy mountain potatoes or brian refueler right but right old Fuck-all Paulo there chum Aru That is not even remotely how carbo-loading works? Fuck he's onto me. I thought just saying the term would get me in there. I know that's not how it works, but Fucking knows the young waitress passes up menus as craig situates river into a high chair Is this your kid? you betcha She's so cute. Hi you? Wow Okay, liver might be my favorite character in the game Hey, kid Middle school. It's going to be really tough, but if you can make it through that you can make it through anything fucking life coach our kid Seems like you're the most eligible bachelor in Town okay, so Anyway, here's the thing about brunch. You don't do business during brunch brunch is a time for Roulette rest relaxation Rest acts ation as I call it and restoration With those that you love and while we're having brunch at a traditionally brunch time The most important thing to do did is to remember the Brunch isn't the time it's a state of mind If you can't have brunch on your plate, you can always have brunch in your heart You can keep that you can take that with you dude a good one I Don't disagree with you. I just don't know if I can match your intensity I'll open your eyes bro. Just you wait. Hope you open up something else there craig We order our food and the waitress and the waitress after very blatantly hitting on craig multiple times eventually brings us our brunch fees river Munches on cereal right next to us more or less managing to get it in her mouth oh, I'm so hungry if recording for an hour and a half Yikes sorry oops, I Gotta Say man It's really great having you back around to hang out with things have been so busy with work and fitness and the kids Just really haven't had time to go out and you know get to know people With you here. It's like we're picking up where we left off No problem, bud no problem Roo Another feeling man moving into a new place could have been really rough for me, especially with Amanda going off to college soon You're making this a lot easier Craig smiles at me But that awesome smile that he does his whole just like Man, I wish I looked like craig. He's fucking awesome Feels really good to go on another broad venture with you dude. Just like old times For a while. I forgot about anything that was bothering me in life, and it was just you and me and more coffee, oh No, thank you So do you like how I work out how? Yeah Mostly calisthenics, but I try to lift as far as the regimen That's alcohol. I've been looking for a workout buddy. You know fuck off He's mine. I'm hitting on him fuck you I'll bite you I Wish I could help you out, but I'm enjoying brunch with my workout bro right now Hello That's me workout proud number one fuck off Sorry, maybe in a bit, too rude a bit too like out there I'm aggressive when it comes to my craig where I come from I see reg my crank Cuz you're my craggy sheriff rock Craig well if you change your mind The waitress late to fold it. No - craig and walks away craig makes her face as he reluctantly puts it into his pocket That's the facing me. We can't take you anywhere can we well? It's a blessing and a curse isn't it the next time we hang out You should be in the middle of the woods where people can't interrupt us And also maybe and some different words than the ones where the little kids Like to vivisect things and also where Robert isn't just brooding like a fucking werewolf in the middle of nowhere Craig laughs from the head remember all our camping trips back in the day We should just go camping again Camping in the woods. You know go out there get some s'mores get some sausages on sticks You know maybe take our shirts off a little and like hang out what what was that last one? I don't know what you're talking about Joshua tree, Yellowstone that was the best. Yeah remember when we were out there and we took our shirts off Well, what sorry I didn't hear you give anything that all over again dude We should do a camping weekend. Yes Maybe take your shirts off a little what oh I don't know a problem an adult now of all these adult responsibilities. You know like waking up and working out I don't think I can just drop everything go hang out in the woods for a few days. You know Come on. Dude. If you plant things right we can do this Great don't you ever do anything for yourself? Craig stares into his coffee mug Wondering if the person looking back at him is really him at all or if he's just let his life Get ahead of him without looking in the mirror. I wonder if he even owns mirrors Did you actually know how good-looking he is? Of course I do yeah like what? Sometimes I let myself have one scoop of vanilla ice cream before bed, but only if I didn't meet my caloric intake for the day And sometimes I let myself hit the snooze alarm, but only once Craig we need to get you out of those sweatpants and into a pair of fun pants Dude, you got to relax some timers want to kill you please come camping with me. It'll be so fun, bro Every day, bro I Guess I couldn't get smashley to take the kids for the weekend I'll think about it We finish our brunches and head back for the cul-de-Sac By the way great job keeping up today seems like you're already making a lot of progress Ha probably going to need a little bit of recovery time after this so the girls I said hello, bro. Oh well See you protective boom Fucking pound town right now. I think about you craig and step inside. God I'm ready for a shower in a gallon of water and a nap hmM better, Man 2 still asleep. Oh Hey, we've been doing this for a long time, so I'm going to leave this episode here I'm not going to get into any more story elements right now the game just saved I feel like that's a good place to stop it off and not make this 2 hour long episode Those are so weird further mcQuaig and we learned our lesson not to actually go with Brian at all if I just went with Craig With from the start we actually could have been further in the story We'd be having a grand old time right, but you know you live you learn you lose some time. That's life. Well anyway Thank you guys so much For daddying it up with me today. If you Liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!! LIKE A BOSS! And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x* Thank you guys and I Will See you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!! (Outro-I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy!

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That's why I didn't sleep with Robert at the start of the game either" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 29.519, "text": "So...We'll see what happens. \"While I'm doing my afternoon word jumbles.\" Ugh, word jumbles?" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 35.1, "text": "\"I hear the mail truck pull up through the cul-de-sac. I wonder if we got any coupons today.\" Stop being a dad!" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 41.26, "text": "\"The nice mail person slides a couple letters and a large yellow" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 44.649, "text": "envelope through the slot. It takes a couple of tries for them to get it in." }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 49.989, "text": "Hey my coupons. I took a closer look at the large yellow envelope. Hmm" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 56.05, "text": "I lightly knock on Amanda's door; she probably has headphones on. Amanda?" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 60.72, "text": "She yells through the door. What?!" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 64.54, "text": "I have something for you." }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 67.03, "text": "I'm kind of busy right now. Can you come back later?" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 72.1, "text": "Okay, just thought you'd want this big ol' enve- velope *gibberish stammering* HIA" }, { "duration": 7.129, "start": 78.04, "text": "Hey, yes! Immediately, Amanda pushes her door open.\" Some people had said I saw in the comments" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 85.17, "text": "They said they didn't like my voice for Amanda - which is fine" }, { "duration": 3.029, "start": 87.75, "text": "you don't have to like any of the voices that I do for any of the characters, but" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 91.63, "text": "Some of the reasoning I have for giving her that voice was that her, her like voice sample in the game like that" }, { "duration": 5.629, "start": 97.39, "text": "\"Yes!\", kind of sounds like \"Hey THIS is my voice. I'm kind of like hey" }, { "duration": 5.309, "start": 103.02, "text": "What's up?\" Kind of like a sparky punky little girl, which I like - I like the voice I gave her" }, { "duration": 1.75, "start": 108.329, "text": "I think it suits her very well" }, { "duration": 2.15, "start": 110.079, "text": "Some people just thought it made her sound too" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 112.229, "text": "Whiny and they really like the character. My intention is not to make her whiny - and I love the character" }, { "duration": 2.43, "start": 117.57, "text": "She's my favorite character in the game, so I'm right there with you." }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 120.61, "text": "\"Horne Institute for the Arts?! I mean if you're busy I can come back" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 125.86, "text": "Hah, father, please. I hand her the envelope which she tears open with her teeth.\" AARGGGHHH" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 132.02, "text": "that's my girl. \"That's probably bad for your teeth." }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 136.38, "text": "She doesn't seem to hear me and spits out a piece of the envelope. She pulls out a letter and unfolds it...And?" }, { "duration": 5.209, "start": 144.19, "text": "The suspense is killing me. This is her dream school, and I'm the dream Daddy - Amanda's face is unreadable.\"" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 149.86, "text": "Maybe because it's a face and no words are written on it. \"I can't believe this..." }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 155.47, "text": "Oh honey!" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 156.61, "text": "It;s ok if y- I GOT IN!" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 158.96, "text": "Oh! I got IN!!" }, { "duration": 2.3890000000000002, "start": 162.28, "text": "Amanda tosses the letter aside and gives me a big hug." }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 165.19, "text": "Congrats, sweetie that's amazing. I'm so proud of you. Heh, she pulls away and looks at the letter again" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 171.57, "text": "Oh my God. I really can't believe I got in...\"" }, { "duration": 7.1, "start": 176.2, "text": "Awww! Good job Manda-Panda. I just realised she has a panda on her pins. Manda-Panda - makes sense, it's all coming together." }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 183.489, "text": "\"Well of course you got in you're a great student you nailed that interview and your photography is incredible!\"" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 189.85, "text": "wait, Dad," }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 192.04, "text": "I know this one's really expensive and it's so far away. I think for a moment; HIA," }, { "duration": 2, "start": 198.45, "text": "which I'm going to pronounce as HIYAH" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 200.86, "text": "was one of the more expensive schools that Amanda applied to but I know she's had her heart set on it for" }, { "duration": 1.9300000000000002, "start": 205.92, "text": "the longest time" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 207.85, "text": "It'll be tough but we're going to make it work. What a good dad" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 212.47, "text": "Really? Of course!" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 214.87, "text": "Amanda hugs me again. Yes. Thanks, Dad" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 219.24, "text": "Okay, sweetie. We're celebrating tonight: dinner, your choice, wherever you want.\" Please say pizza" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 226.72, "text": "\"Wherever?\"" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 229.12, "text": "\"Amanda and I walk along the bay-\" That was fucking quick, *snaps* okay, we're there! \"Walk along the bayside" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 234.24, "text": "tearing into our foil-wrapped burritos from a nearby food truck\"." }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 237.68, "text": "I had my heart set on pizza," }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 240.3, "text": "I love pizza but I've had it the last two days in a row so burritos: excellent choice. That's my girl" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 247.45, "text": "\"You could have chosen anywhere in Maple Bay. Cost was not a determining factor" }, { "duration": 5.69, "start": 253.209, "text": "Please dad you know I'm a simple gal. Just give me a 'rito with a view\"." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 259.66, "text": "What about some 'za?!" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 262.56, "text": "\"I can't say I'm mad\". Burrito's pretty fucking good." }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 265.62, "text": "\"Amanda and I sit on a patch of grass and watch ships sail lazily through the Bay\"." }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 272.139, "text": "It's nice music. \"Yeah, and the dorms are right near a bunch of cafes" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 276.81, "text": "And there are all these galleries nearby and there's a discount if you want to bring your student ID-" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 281.86, "text": "Amanda, slow down, you're going to choke on your 'rito." }, { "duration": 7.3, "start": 285.06, "text": "I know, I'm just excited. Did I mention that students get their own studio space once they're seniors and we get all the professional photo editing" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 292.36, "text": "software for free?\" That's pretty fucking cool." }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 295.32, "text": "I missed that aspect of" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 297.42, "text": "college because, when I went to college, I was 18..." }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 300.76, "text": "was the first time I went to college, I was 18. And when I was that age, it was the case of like," }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 305.44, "text": "Oh, I'm finally away from home for the first time and I get to do all the things and I didn't fully envelop myself in" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 312.099, "text": "Like the software because I was doing Music Production." }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 314.979, "text": "So I didn't involve myself in the studio aspect of things mainly because they were always hired out" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 320.13, "text": "But I was always like I have all these new friends and this new place to explore." }, { "duration": 5.869, "start": 323.65, "text": "And all these cool new things are going on. And I just wanted to play drums all the time so I don't think I fully took." }, { "duration": 2.489, "start": 329.52, "text": "advantage of the college space when I was there.." }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 332.139, "text": "So you should if you're going to college for something that you actually really liked you should definitely take" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 336.729, "text": "Advantage of all that stuff because the friends and everything will happen naturally anyway, but the college." }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 341.83, "text": "Like work side of things you don't often get to do that, so it's pretty cool" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 346.44, "text": "And then I went back to college again for hotel management, but I went back for because I just wanted a simple easy degree.." }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 352.09, "text": "So I didn't really get involved in that that much either" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 354.93, "text": "So I know my college life has been all over the place pleased to see Amanda thought was so enthusiastic out here.." }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 361.36, "text": "But I wish you wouldn't do it between bites of a burrito. I thought I taught her how to chew with her mouth closed." }, { "duration": 1.27, "start": 368.73, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 370, "text": "wonder who my roommates gonna be you take a survey online and they match you with someone with a similar major and interest I" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 376.36, "text": "Felt was going to be best friends. That's actually pretty cool" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 380.38, "text": "Craig and I were a good roommate can be a lifelong friend also a fucking broad" }, { "duration": 3.259, "start": 386.62, "text": "Then you can meet him later on and kiss him and see him shirtless" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 389.88, "text": "And maybe welcome a little I don't know but don't even get me started on bad roommates. Oh" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 397.09, "text": "No, then just kidding. We didn't have a bad roommate our only other roommate was a puppy the craig bought home brought home one night" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 406.03, "text": "We spent a semester fabricating a story about our new foreign exchange student who had a really bad cough" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 410.88, "text": "That sounds exactly like a dog's bark." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 413.53, "text": "Terrell Rule" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 415.66, "text": "All right, oh" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 418.09, "text": "They let you have animals and dorms if you get a note saying you need one. I bet I could forge one" }, { "duration": 4.259, "start": 423.24, "text": "I think I'd get a rabbit or maybe a snake or maybe both" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 428.02, "text": "But the snake eat the rabbit though" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 430.15, "text": "probably oh" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 432.28, "text": "Boy think I'll leave that up to you." }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 435.01, "text": "I'm glad that the diet is like believe that up to you instead of being like don't force things" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 439.51, "text": "He's not being an overruling dad. He's just being a supportive one my man. She's so excited" }, { "duration": 3.209, "start": 445.05, "text": "I don't want to disappoint her, but I need to be real for a second, so" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 448.93, "text": "You know I had a talk with that, Mr.. Vega" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 452.17, "text": "he didn't tell you about the dumpster fire did he a" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 456.31, "text": "Dumpster fire what know what dumpster fire. We get back to that whatever" }, { "duration": 2.099, "start": 461.46, "text": "I don't want to put a damper on the good news" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 463.56, "text": "But I need you to knock it out of the park these last few months of school" }, { "duration": 4.529, "start": 467.82, "text": "Okay, if you really want to go to horns. We need that scholarship money I" }, { "duration": 1.83, "start": 473.11, "text": "Know you can do it" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 474.94, "text": "It's a lot of pressure. She's already looking like she's dead, but" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 479.41, "text": "okay, I" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 481.09, "text": "Promise I'll try harder. I pat her on the back then on the head then kiss her on the forehead." }, { "duration": 6.109, "start": 487.9, "text": "Think you can handle a 14-hour drive to come home for the holidays there's going to be some treacherous ice roads to cross" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 494.02, "text": "That's the weird thing as well" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 496.3, "text": "is" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 497, "text": "America still beak and I always hear about students going away to like far away colleges." }, { "duration": 3, "start": 501.94, "text": "And then they come home for the holiday when I was in college." }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 505.61, "text": "covalence, not that big you can actually cross Ireland left to right in about four hours or" }, { "duration": 7.37, "start": 510.08, "text": "Top to bottom in about five or six. I don't know the actual time but my college would like an hour and a half away" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 518.149, "text": "The first college I went to so I would go back every weekend. It wasn't just going back for the holidays." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 523.57, "text": "It was going back and Forth all the time" }, { "duration": 6.679, "start": 526.25, "text": "Don't even get me started on the paranormal occurrences. Well, it'll be worth it if I get to see you. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 533.96, "text": "My eyes immediately well up with tears oh!!" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 536.32, "text": "(Jack Begin Sobbing.. :( )" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 540.26, "text": "Dad don't cry!" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 542.75, "text": "Sorry," }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 544.31, "text": "I'm just" }, { "duration": 7.099, "start": 545.69, "text": "Very very proud of you know growing up now. You're such a good person. I hope you don't hold porn you are to me" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 554.06, "text": "Dad stop, you're Gonna make me cry Q not me" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 559.07, "text": "Gotti's too late honey, it's happening" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 563.54, "text": "Yeah, I can't get tears in my burrito. It's Gonna make it taste Sad" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 568.91, "text": "Well, I'm on it in for a hug and kiss her on the forehead. I knew I kissed her on the forehead." }, { "duration": 3.019, "start": 573.44, "text": "Love you kiddo. Love you, too. Pop. Oh" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 577.79, "text": "Actually, kind of teared up there for a second you guys don't make me cry you got o my best. ( Don't Cry Jack!!)" }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 583.07, "text": "Favorite part of the game is that I get to be another dad so I could go with Craig again.." }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 589.3, "text": "And I kind of want you just to progress that path." }, { "duration": 1.669, "start": 592.73, "text": "We can't want to try out somebody else." }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 594.399, "text": "And I really want to see what the date with Bryan is like he came off a little strong" }, { "duration": 5.899, "start": 598.88, "text": "Talking about his daughter a lot, but he's so big and burly and hairy and ginger Beardy and I love him" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 604.779, "text": "He's a big old bear" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 607.13, "text": "Hmm who go with Matt cuz he's like hey, I'm Matt" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 611.329, "text": "How's it going like Matt could just talk his way into your pants" }, { "duration": 6.059, "start": 615.04, "text": "I thought he needs to do brian he can look his way into your pants and craig you're already in my pants dude" }, { "duration": 1.019, "start": 621.68, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 622.699, "text": "Know a lot of you probably want me to continue to continue down the craig path, and I probably well" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 627.19, "text": "That's funny the dad's I'm going to end up with but I can't want to give brain a shot" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 630.889, "text": "Or what that messed me up was crank cuz if then I won't" }, { "duration": 2.419, "start": 635.75, "text": "Just want to try it out. We come to craig again another time" }, { "duration": 7.7, "start": 638.93, "text": "Hey, I'm brian I spend most of my days hanging out with my awesome daughter and thinking up new ways to Carrillo things" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 646.63, "text": "If you're like fishing, and we'll get a lot" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 650.899, "text": "mmm" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 652.639, "text": "Anna phrasing that you were most likely to see just how slowly I could cook a piece of brisket" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 657.68, "text": "So you're the one with all the steak options then and all the grille options?" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 661.269, "text": "I thought that was going to be joseph because he was the Master griller" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 664.31, "text": "Have you one thing to take with you on to a desert island? What would it be my fishing pole?" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 668.509, "text": "I think that's a euphemism, so I let that one flight" }, { "duration": 7.609, "start": 671.779, "text": "What are your turn-ons, please say me please say me a keen understanding of state cuts. Oh, I'm a big fan of the rub" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 682.009, "text": "That's actually why was the music a little tink okay?" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 687.019, "text": "What did you want to be when you grow up Fireman?" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 690.709, "text": "Okay, you're a hot sexy piece of ass. You're on fire" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 695.42, "text": "Okay, I know and your ginger hair makes it look like your heads on fire" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 699.56, "text": "What's your favorite movie Genre Romantic comedies?" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 703.19, "text": "Hmm" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 704.93, "text": "Brian I really fucking wanna like you but your ideal date deck-building" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 712.639, "text": "It's just two different types of deck-building to me are we talking about like" }, { "duration": 6.529, "start": 716.18, "text": "Hammer Nails would at the Bachelor House are we talking about some like Yugioh magic Gathering kind of deck building some past song" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 723.44, "text": "Cuz then I kind of lean more towards you but I think you're talking about deck building is in like" }, { "duration": 7.25, "start": 727.76, "text": "Using your hand. Which is fine. It's just I like card game. What do you never leave home without my part of a fishing pole?" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 737.63, "text": "Brian why" }, { "duration": 2.329, "start": 739.13, "text": "When you have to be like a guy's guy" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 742.069, "text": "The stereotypical like hey, I like doing things with my hands cuz I'm early" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 747.319, "text": "but a lot of time thinking about how my daughter is smarter than I am" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 751.49, "text": "Go back and read some others" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 754.069, "text": "Avid music enthusiasts. Oh wait the oldest nicknames" }, { "duration": 4.42, "start": 757.399, "text": "Maxilla I want to go back let's frame thickening Brian harding" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 762.52, "text": "Hmm brian, you're making me harding" }, { "duration": 4.069, "start": 766.36, "text": "Roberts small they whole fucking nuts and small about that big boy game" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 771.67, "text": "Ian a blood march I knew you had a vampire look about you" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 776.44, "text": "You've literally look like you're dressed like alucard from Castlevania. Which is Dracula backwards" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 782.47, "text": "Cue ball vega, and you that and joseph" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 786.13, "text": "Christensen with Chris Kristen and Kristen" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 789.52, "text": "Chrysanthemum Blossoms" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 791.62, "text": "Believe me your kids, right?" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 793.39, "text": "Okay, let's let's read maps avid music enthusiast passionate coffee drinker. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 799, "text": "Those are two things the near and dear to my heart" }, { "duration": 4.099, "start": 801.46, "text": "You can find me most day selling bean juice over at the old coffee spoon" }, { "duration": 5.429, "start": 805.56, "text": "Oh, that's fucking good. Old dirty bean water or hanging out at the paris is my amazing daughter" }, { "duration": 2.07, "start": 810.99, "text": "Hit me up about 80s. No wave music" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 813.67, "text": "Guys Matt's looking a bit Matt's really" }, { "duration": 7.309, "start": 818.2, "text": "Selling himself to me and afraid tonight. You were most likely to perfect my cold brew setup one drip at a time, baby" }, { "duration": 2.309, "start": 825.66, "text": "Okay, a little hipster, but it's about coffee" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 827.97, "text": "So I let it go if you had one thing to take with you on to a desert island or to be" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 833.35, "text": "Fine-tuned to pass the days away, oh, my Goood oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 838.75, "text": "Yes, I've an itchy eye" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 841.66, "text": "if you had a voice in the game for like a" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 844.63, "text": "professional voice actor" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 845.71, "text": "I'd say or like someone who's in the business and big high up one I'd say Phil lamarr would suit you very well" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 854.08, "text": "What are your turn-ons?" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 855.88, "text": "Multi-instrumental Ism. Dude you must be like really into dream theater or rush" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 861.07, "text": "What did you want to be when you grow up a Barista weirdly enough?" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 865.97, "text": "Okay, whatever. I'm not gonna shit on your dreams, but maybe aim a little higher" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 871.79, "text": "What's your favorite movie Genre shit with subtitles?" }, { "duration": 6.169, "start": 876.68, "text": "Okay, the thirdly a genre. That's just foreign movies which to other people are just movies" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 884.18, "text": "What's your idea? They we go to the animal shelter and seriously consider adopting a cat? Oh?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 889.01, "text": "if that had said poppy" }, { "duration": 5.099, "start": 891.04, "text": "I might have just had to go on a date with you right then and there don't get me wrong cats are awesome" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 896.139, "text": "I love how bouncy and like agile" }, { "duration": 0.55, "start": 898.3, "text": "they are" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 898.85, "text": "if I wanted to be an animal a cat would be one of them because then I'd be able to sprint around the place and" }, { "duration": 5.609, "start": 903.49, "text": "See in the dark and be all like cats. Okay like Spider-man Ii they're very agile and bouncy but cats" }, { "duration": 4.049, "start": 909.1, "text": "I'm kind of allergic to them if I cat scratches me. I get like a big, Ol like" }, { "duration": 2.629, "start": 913.82, "text": "Bubble on my hand and I if a cat licks me" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 916.449, "text": "I get like a rash or if I'm around them for like like" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 920.93, "text": "Extended hours like if I lived at a cat I get very like bum Doc" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 925.339, "text": "But puppies and dogs. I love so much more as pets because they're so loyal and awesome and they play a lot faster just apples" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 932.42, "text": "Wouldn't you never leave home without my headphones both in here and over here just in case" }, { "duration": 4.909, "start": 936.68, "text": "It's been a lot of time thinking about worded writing comments into song titles come from and where's it go?" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 941.63, "text": "Where did it come from Cotton-eye, Joe?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 944.36, "text": "Did we all disagree that that's a bad idea?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 947.51, "text": "Okay, maybe nice" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 952.22, "text": "Let's go. It's Ryan. I want to go up Ryan just to see what a date with him is like" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 955.449, "text": "I hope he takes his shirt off" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 958.339, "text": "Drink plenty of water good tip don't have any water with me here now" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 962.389, "text": "Man, no, I feel about hanging out with Brian more, but it seems like Jay-Z and Amanda get along really well" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 967.67, "text": "Maybe I should just bite the penis bullet and hang out with Brian for sake of the kids" }, { "duration": 1.411, "start": 973.519, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 974.93, "text": "Crack my knuckles I" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 978.8, "text": "already cracked them and Sarah typing that's what you don't realize is that under my" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 983.089, "text": "Screen or under the camera frame all the time. I was cracking my knuckles. Oh shit" }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 987.8, "text": "Hey Brian, great grabbing burgers with you at the old cooker ooh yesterday" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 992.329, "text": "We should get the kids together and chill. I make it myself sound cooler because they don't come across cool here" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 998.199, "text": "Oh, wait minutes until ding comes from the computer computer couldn't open for that. I can't talk" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 1004.769, "text": "Animators pops up on screen it's brain let's see what he has to say" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 1008.699, "text": "Hey, hey, man, always. Love a good bird with a buddy I call it" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 1014.76, "text": "Burger II" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 1015.99, "text": "Yeah, we should definitely hang out. What do you think about mini golf? We solve Mini golf?" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 1023.329, "text": "Where you could bring the girls there and have ourselves a friendly competition?" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1027.169, "text": "Rock on Brian just going to flex just going to Flex on them haters" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 1032.61, "text": "Right now you know that's that's what we do from now on look dabbing on them haters. Let's Flex on them haters" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1039.51, "text": "Flex on Flex on slow like uh-huh" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 1043.53, "text": "You know just realize that I'm saying" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1046.679, "text": "Kendrick Twice and this series so far" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 1049.679, "text": "It's always a good series when you can sing out from Kung Fu. Kenny's and Kdot Friendly competition" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 1054.29, "text": "This is perfect, and oh I'm Anna and I will crush Brian at the door" }, { "duration": 1.461, "start": 1058.799, "text": "I've been taking her to Mini" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1060.26, "text": "Golf courses since she was a wee little laughs and I'm proud to say that she's almost better than I am" }, { "duration": 2.419, "start": 1066, "text": "Almost ha ha ha ha I knew it" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1069.21, "text": "Have you noticed a pattern every time I say something myself?" }, { "duration": 6.92, "start": 1073.47, "text": "The characters do it like two seconds later. I am this dad his dad is me and Amanda as well" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1080.39, "text": "I love it. This is my real-life" }, { "duration": 5.869, "start": 1083.25, "text": "Itright back that sounds great man name the time and place, and I'll crush your nuts any day of the week" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1089.94, "text": "Hey, Amanda. Hey, would you be able to mini golf of Brian and Amy?" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1093.9, "text": "I'm a little out of practice and I know my backswing leaves something to be desired" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 1097.679, "text": "But I think I could keep it in the negative ha ha ha but of the way she talked" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 1102.66, "text": "But it's not like I think I could do okay. It's like. I think I could keep it in the negative" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1106.91, "text": "I think I could keep it under par perfect come on giddyup kitty oh" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 1111.33, "text": "Let's do this. I can't talk. That's cool" }, { "duration": 5.179, "start": 1115.29, "text": "You ready for this hi, matey. I'm as ready as I'll ever be" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1121.74, "text": "Are you talking like that?" }, { "duration": 2.329, "start": 1123.84, "text": "Because this mini golf course is pirate themed" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 1126.2, "text": "I just now realized that we are indeed spending the top of a giant pirate ship in the middle of Putt-putt course" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1132.539, "text": "You're not very" }, { "duration": 1.861, "start": 1134.459, "text": "Observant oh" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1136.32, "text": "Come on. Pirate dad won't you talk like a pirate with me our ahoy? I'm" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1142.799, "text": "curvy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1145.889, "text": "currency purse or any Angles" }, { "duration": 7.459, "start": 1148.32, "text": "Avast ye, scurvy dogs. I'm a crane and daisy walk the plank with my superior selling abilities. I mean a" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1156.389, "text": "doubloon" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 1157.769, "text": "I'm Irish so I can do a pirate he kind of voice a bit easier" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 1161.639, "text": "it's in the accident its built-in it's like when you have like a" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 1165.629, "text": "Pseudo mixer and have like all these effects built-in I get us turning them on. I are a pirate" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 1170.849, "text": "Come on. Dad you told me that this is just going to be some friendly competition?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1176.519, "text": "friendly competition is that code for" }, { "duration": 6.619, "start": 1179.039, "text": "actual competition I need to prepare me body mind and soul to defeat brain and the field of" }, { "duration": 5.869, "start": 1185.94, "text": "Glorious life I'm going to get me some of that booty here and this time. I'm not talking about doubloons" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1192.599, "text": "it's" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1193.979, "text": "Just minigolf" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 1196.169, "text": "Just minigolf. He sings it's so much more than that" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 1199.789, "text": "He'd probably stop talking like a pirate might know but I just like the voice" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 1203.369, "text": "And he alone in place that hand on Amanda's shoulder. I just want you to know that. There's no pressure" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 1208.609, "text": "It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it too much" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 1212.099, "text": "But we have to be bright, but many on" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1215.459, "text": "Whatever happened to just having fun. Oh" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 1218.849, "text": "We'll have fun" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1220.499, "text": "real soon when" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1222.719, "text": "We beat them" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 1224.459, "text": "Amanda give me a side eh but before a side emoji, but before I can fight I her back as my brain and daisy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1231.539, "text": "Hi there ladies" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 1235.139, "text": "Hi, either way. It were like sort of a Southern Belle voice and then he just like hey, that's good. Hey" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1244.559, "text": "Just make a stop like popeye" }, { "duration": 4.309, "start": 1247.169, "text": "Robots of a daisy and Joe it looks like they already rented us some golf clubs for our mini golf" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 1251.579, "text": "Excursion total power move why didn't I think of that?" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 1254.759, "text": "All right first mate. I hear there's very treasure in these here waters. You're going to help me plunder it. Oh" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1263.099, "text": "Amanda I don't think this is a real pirate ship. I think it's just to play Putt-putt. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 1269.299, "text": "I'm gonna give Daisy a look we've seen bad" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 1273.649, "text": "Shishir Dad no, I mean ah cap'n Daisy winks at Amanda ah" }, { "duration": 6.619, "start": 1280.7, "text": "Look at these two just a couple of old down there are two peas and a big old green Pod" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 1287.84, "text": "So you're excited to get some mini golf in oh you fucking know it B-Dawg" }, { "duration": 6.379, "start": 1293.51, "text": "What's up? You want to go be man? You're your fucking throat out, huh? I'll do right here right now dick" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1299.889, "text": "So you know you're quite a substantially large man, so you probably have a joy in Pee oh" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 1305.539, "text": "You know it. That's very I meant to say" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 1309.679, "text": "You a gambling man. We're not doing this not gambling" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1314.809, "text": "Then what's on the table do I get you if I win?" }, { "duration": 7.489, "start": 1319.49, "text": "The power move no I know when to hold them depends on what's on the table. I doing a gamble" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 1329.389, "text": "What are you willing to part with how about the loser buys drinks tonight?" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 1335.51, "text": "All right, however. We make it a bit more interesting" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 1339.409, "text": "I'm listening the loser has to mow the Winner's lawn this weekend" }, { "duration": 4.789, "start": 1344.51, "text": "Well my eyes pretty big are you prepared to take that on I?" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 1350.179, "text": "Think you should be a little more concerned with how you're going to maneuver around my hedges" }, { "duration": 7.489, "start": 1354.11, "text": "It's highly technical work not for the faint of her and not for the heart of fate you know not for the change of fart" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1362.269, "text": "Also, you need a bit more of a delicate touch don't know if you're into that brain I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1367.82, "text": "Don't think I need to worry about that" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 1371.36, "text": "I'm very good at Mini golf you know oh" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 1374.899, "text": "Yeah, hole-in-one every time I ain't talking about mini golf no more" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1381.47, "text": "Talk about that hole-in-one. Yeah" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 1384.169, "text": "Hole of one with my club. You know euphemism got a fucking dad" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1388.88, "text": "what I just said is not a true thing, but it already came out of my mouth, so I have to stand by" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 1394.419, "text": "I'm looking forward to see that happened plate and Iii each other up and down" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 1399.73, "text": "You good, bro" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 1401.71, "text": "May the best Dad win brain and I shake hands and lock ice it's about to go down okay?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1407.37, "text": "Why are you even doing this I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1409.69, "text": "Actually get to play golf oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1412.96, "text": "fuck" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 1418.84, "text": "What's up, bitch? What's up you want to fucking?" }, { "duration": 4.189, "start": 1424.75, "text": "Come on games fucking rage games a piece of shit" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 1431.889, "text": "Haha, what's up? What's up right? And that's riot. You want to go you want to fucking tussle with Jack Dad" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1442.029, "text": "Okay, pride comes before the fall" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 1446.26, "text": "Ha ha ha ha ha that was clearly a trap" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 1454.149, "text": "You don't get one shot in golf you get a bunch fuck my ass actually no oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1464.98, "text": "balls" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1467.35, "text": "You're gonna have to like ah that" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1471.279, "text": "Was terrible what are we doing get your head in the game get a grip get a grip I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1480.549, "text": "Know why I thought that was gonna work" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 1484.36, "text": "It was going so well it was going so well" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 1490.059, "text": "Amanda pulls me aside well Brian a daisy start walking to the next home. Hey you having a good time" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 1496.6, "text": "I'm having a great time. I'm in a fantastic time trying to destroy your brain underfoot" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 1501.519, "text": "Not smoke like I'm having a good time. I just asked because your eye is twitching I do know it's not" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 1508.36, "text": "What are you talking about? Why? I feel my left eye twitch Moderators our eyebrows" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 1514, "text": "We're out here to have fun remember just a game" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 1519.279, "text": "You're right. It's just a game. I came with extremely high Stakes, but we are currently losing Amanda Dad" }, { "duration": 1.01, "start": 1527.289, "text": "please" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 1528.299, "text": "Please nail this next hole for me. I need your help now more than ever arm" }, { "duration": 6.049, "start": 1533.2, "text": "If it's really that important yeah sure Amanda walks over and tees up for a particularly hard, windmill hole" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 1539.769, "text": "gripping her club she winds up and" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 1543.039, "text": "Launches the ball into the parking lot. She looks me right in the eye and does an exaggerated shrug" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 1547.899, "text": "yeah, like the reaper shrug hmM oops I" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 1552.129, "text": "disagree with her actions" }, { "duration": 1.69, "start": 1553.229, "text": "but I appreciate her act of" }, { "duration": 5.989, "start": 1554.919, "text": "Youthful defiance that's my girl can't be mad when I see so much passion in her she walks over and punched me in the back" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1561.909, "text": "That was for your own good" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 1564.639, "text": "Love you kiddo, and they'd be over now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1569.049, "text": "Awk Bawk" }, { "duration": 5.779, "start": 1574.57, "text": "She gave me power Amanda gave me power. Oh, yeah" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 1583.179, "text": "Shit's going down now brady. Oh, oh" }, { "duration": 2.089, "start": 1588.369, "text": "so close my prize oh" }, { "duration": 2.119, "start": 1592.299, "text": "But they sure fuck some dad's oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1595.929, "text": "All the way back follow me back shit up" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 1600.219, "text": "so can you try to immaculately me back fuck my" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1608.019, "text": "Magic oh" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 1613.809, "text": "she" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1615.669, "text": "She washes over her land" }, { "duration": 1.5310000000000001, "start": 1618.039, "text": "This is bad" }, { "duration": 4.009, "start": 1619.57, "text": "This is just you know. What fuck it. We're just here to have some fun right to do that some fun" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1624.19, "text": "Cheered have some fun" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1626.44, "text": "At this rate. I'm just fucking firing blindly Pedo sh" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 1641.049, "text": "What's up with that? What's up with that way, right? Well? I'm aaron your dad people say I" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1649.479, "text": "Try to maintain an air of professionalism because there are children present" }, { "duration": 2.15, "start": 1653.619, "text": "But I can feel the crushing weight of the four dads" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1656.379, "text": "before me casting a disappointed look upon my broken frame I" }, { "duration": 1.5110000000000001, "start": 1660.009, "text": "failed you for either" }, { "duration": 1.03, "start": 1661.52, "text": "And for that" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1662.55, "text": "I'm sorry" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1663.87, "text": "I'm sorry, Senpai" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 1665.97, "text": "I'm sorry master since I was asked for your forgiveness" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 1670.17, "text": "man there was some good shooting there Jack I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1675.57, "text": "Fought valiantly and my only regret" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 1677.73, "text": "Was being bested be like Sir alistair. I?" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 1681.36, "text": "fought, and I lost I" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 1684.96, "text": "Have lost I have lost lots of put-Put" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 1688.95, "text": "Many others, beneath me. No, I'm just gonna say I have lost left to put put I'm sorry sorry" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 1694.44, "text": "Amanda growing our daisy. Did you have a good time?" }, { "duration": 1.71, "start": 1700.08, "text": "Yo-Ho-ho, I did" }, { "duration": 4.699, "start": 1701.79, "text": "We haven't even found a very treasure yet. Oh the wrong voice action" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1706.49, "text": "I think we would need to apply for a permit to dig around here. I" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 1711.09, "text": "Can take daisy home so we can get the city paperwork started for digging you to go? Enjoy your night? I?" }, { "duration": 5.029, "start": 1718.05, "text": "Don't know if I want to he beat me what I supposed to do now. Just suck it up and ah" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 1723.87, "text": "Sounds like a plan jack you cool with that" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 1727.14, "text": "Sure, just don't get yourself into too much trouble" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 1731.94, "text": "Can do I make sure we get into perfectly reasonable amount of trouble?" }, { "duration": 7.189, "start": 1736.74, "text": "My man Daisy skip away yelling about Bury Treasure listen Amanda 18 and Daisy's 10 or 11" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 1744.63, "text": "That's a bit weird, but whatever you guys have one" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 1748.77, "text": "blast that kids tiny rebellious heart" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 1752.52, "text": "well, if you should hit the bear down there's actually a tiki bar attached to this place alright that" }, { "duration": 1.8900000000000001, "start": 1760.77, "text": "Sounds like a plain old" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1762.66, "text": "p Ryan" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 1764.73, "text": "Guess I'm spending more time with bright which I'm not just about considering it just completely blew it on the foot foot course okay" }, { "duration": 4.589, "start": 1771.23, "text": "Dad you can do this. I'm just going to drown my sorrows and some tropical loser drink and get out of here" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 1776.04, "text": "Yeah, not feeling the state I kind of just want to go home curl up and be embraced by Craig" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 1781.71, "text": "That was much nicer. We just hung out and shot the shit. I didn't have to prove myself to anybody there" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1788.7, "text": "Ryan and I walk into the freaky deaky a kitschy" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 1791.91, "text": "Island themed bar palm trees that draw on the walls several fake parts are strewn about" }, { "duration": 3.769, "start": 1796.32, "text": "Ukulele music played Softly in the background pray and I approach the Bamboo back" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1801.539, "text": "to" }, { "duration": 1.17, "start": 1803.279, "text": "pineapples of" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 1804.449, "text": "Hospitality please the parent center whips us up to room drinks inside a hollowed-out pineapples he sets them on fire" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1810.209, "text": "We have to blow them off before we can drink them" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1813.659, "text": "Fuck jeez pregnant. Oh" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 1816.419, "text": "quite" }, { "duration": 1.4100000000000001, "start": 1817.679, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 1819.089, "text": "whoa fruity" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1820.739, "text": "Usually I like to uh I know drink my drink" }, { "duration": 2.779, "start": 1824.669, "text": "If you don't want yours, I'll take it" }, { "duration": 1.111, "start": 1829.079, "text": "and" }, { "duration": 7.189, "start": 1830.19, "text": "Best me again. I think not I take a sip of my pineapple hospitality Sorrow Kate, ruddy" }, { "duration": 2.5789999999999997, "start": 1837.379, "text": "Hey, I told you tastes fruity. I just said that" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1841.109, "text": "My Lord care needs are very particular. I hope you're up for the challenge" }, { "duration": 1.241, "start": 1846.199, "text": "Oh, don't worry" }, { "duration": 3.8890000000000002, "start": 1847.44, "text": "I'll bring my old salt to promote healthy growth in a sustainable environment" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 1851.669, "text": "Bring it back a lime bring some like weed killer sir. Come on. Now Jack. I just having a little fun with you" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1859.109, "text": "You're like twice the size of me I?" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 1861.479, "text": "Grumble and sit more of my fruity sorrow drink fine. Fine. You got me on this one" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 1866.099, "text": "Well, it's it more my drink another TV in the corner. Hey, actually makeover deck edition is on" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 1871.279, "text": "I love this show always made me want to own a deck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1875.789, "text": "Huh, I hate this show" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 1878.219, "text": "Why it's so clearly fake come on and try to have a nice day, too" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1883.609, "text": "But I'm nice time, but you tell you fuck me over all the times. They're not in the good way. That's awesome" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 1891.029, "text": "Well, yes reality TV. Who cares I care" }, { "duration": 7.459, "start": 1895.649, "text": "I'm a general contractor. I work with dicks all the time. There's no way they're renovating those decks in a matter of two days" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 1903.69, "text": "It's impossible. There's a three-week job minimum" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 1907.739, "text": "So you wanted to cover those three weeks extensively in every episode?" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 1910.979, "text": "It can't be that interesting to watch a bunch of dudes slave over a deck for that long nobody would watch it. I" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 1917.969, "text": "Like any of those home improvements york. I want to watch stuff. That's real like long Haul eternal life of ghost truckers. Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1925.829, "text": "Hey terrible for you Jack" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1928.34, "text": "no, no, not them -" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 1932.57, "text": "That's the awful truth. Not the ghost though. That was a real" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 1937.28, "text": "Tex just don't have that have emergency escape would" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 1941.72, "text": "Indict you for so long. I shouldn't have come out on this date. I" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 1945.41, "text": "Shouldn't have come out on the date with a big old burly dad" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 1949.79, "text": "Appearances are deceptive don't meet your heroes you'll only be disappointed" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1954.89, "text": "motherfucker" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 1957.38, "text": "We both chuckling sip on our pineapple. So wait you're a general contractor sure in may actually help plan the cul-de-Sac" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 1965.14, "text": "We live in wow nice work" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1968.39, "text": "Where does it all look like shit brain?" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 1971.51, "text": "Yeah, hey you took after the footsteps of my old man?" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 1975.05, "text": "He was a general contractor to the bird" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 1978.23, "text": "He practically built half of this town with his bare hands, and I'm not talking about his naked hands" }, { "duration": 2.489, "start": 1984.52, "text": "He actually had bare hands" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 1987.53, "text": "It's weird. How you spend your whole life try not to become your father, then you wake up one day and there you are" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 1994.76, "text": "but I get it work with my hands and it pays more than enough to take care of my daughter, so" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 1999.44, "text": "It's an absolute dream job for me at least" }, { "duration": 4.789, "start": 2003.31, "text": "That's impressive building stuff has always been my weak point and as a dad I've been okay with that" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 2008.92, "text": "Until now I must defeat him I do have that patio furniture that I haven't put together still sitting in the carriage" }, { "duration": 6.619, "start": 2015.64, "text": "Okay, okay. Maybe I should look cool. Maybe I should cool it with the dad competition gotta keep it light" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 2023.89, "text": "Tell one of your classic jokes. I don't know if he's ready for that" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 2026.97, "text": "I don't know be Ryan deserves one of my classic bad jokes. I mean they are off the hook chain" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 2033.28, "text": "Asked about his otter stare him down. I'm blinking" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 2037.03, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2038.41, "text": "Three-legged their dog walks into a bar" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2041.08, "text": "Okay, okay, uh-huh?" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 2043.51, "text": "He goes up to the bartender and says I'm looking for the man who shot my leg?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2050.44, "text": "Is that how it goes?" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 2052.75, "text": "No, but but I refuse to admit it" }, { "duration": 3.1390000000000002, "start": 2056.08, "text": "Yes, it's one of those anti jokes" }, { "duration": 5.989, "start": 2060.639, "text": "Antti jokes, it's very Avant-Garde you know. Oh, so it's supposed to be not funny" }, { "duration": 1.111, "start": 2068.859, "text": "No" }, { "duration": 7.549, "start": 2069.97, "text": "Supposed to be fucking hilarious you big old pile of sawdust sure yeah, we go with that. I'll take a long sip of my drink" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 2081.399, "text": "See we can keep things friendly here. That's perfectly pleasant. I could do this all night, and she's grinding his teeth into dust" }, { "duration": 6.679, "start": 2088.75, "text": "Because I feel in an eighth need to impress Brian and prove. I'm better than him obviously. That's the only reason we think" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2095.98, "text": "Let's keep it moving" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 2098.44, "text": "Complaining about kids. He's a compliment. His beard. I want to get out of the state. I don't wanna be here" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2103.5, "text": "I don't wanna be here with Brian" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 2105.819, "text": "He sucks. He's a big old pilot" }, { "duration": 5.329, "start": 2109.18, "text": "I'm asked what his dog. Oh, I got the eggplants immediately I" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 2115.269, "text": "Want to go home. I don't like to say it immediately nails it so your daughter sure do" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 2122.349, "text": "Hmm. I can't quite remember what he looks like oh" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 2125.799, "text": "He's a little corgi. Oh is this a handkerchief around his neck" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 2129.759, "text": "Yeah, I'm not getting it. I think I might need a visual reminder to jog my memory" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2134.14, "text": "No, I don't want to go back to his house" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 2136.599, "text": "You have to have any pictures of said dog. Maybe on your phone" }, { "duration": 4.189, "start": 2145.599, "text": "I like to think he's one of those guys like Wendy's dad from Gravity Falls" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 2149.789, "text": "And he's just so manly that when he does normal stuff like banging the desk oh - laughter - hoy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2154.48, "text": "Fuckin equator shakes" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 2157.539, "text": "Jack if you wanted to see pictures of maxwell you could have just asked show me the goods then" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 2163.599, "text": "Obviously a dick pic on this phone brain pulls out his phone and flips through an entire album of dog pictures. Oh, yeah" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 2170.41, "text": "That's stuff" }, { "duration": 6.109, "start": 2172.21, "text": "What a good boy look around the room. This is like what it's like to be on reddit and take in all the kitschy decor" }, { "duration": 4.219, "start": 2179.17, "text": "looking for something else to comment on there's a gigantic fish hanging about bright and" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2184.299, "text": "I gesture to it cool. Fish. It's definitely fake" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 2189.25, "text": "Brian" }, { "duration": 6.439, "start": 2190.75, "text": "You're the fear literally the fucking robot who's hammering that no fun allowed signs mean, but really" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 2198.609, "text": "Everything in your spring the palm tree over there. It's just a ficus or just plastic coconuts glue to it hella cover. He's right" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 2206.859, "text": "when I almost got something like that fish was fight with bigger though not trying to prank put him trying to brag of" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2214.24, "text": "Course it was oh" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 2216.369, "text": "Clearly I know people like this" }, { "duration": 4.739, "start": 2218.67, "text": "I've talked to people like this who constantly have to want up you all the time like everything" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2223.41, "text": "They say it's like like you tell them something that happened to you, and they're like. Oh cool" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 2227.65, "text": "Yeah, I did that one time as well something like that happened to me, but better" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 2232, "text": "Like oh I've been doing this thing and it's really cool. They go. Yeah, that's awesome" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 2236.369, "text": "So of I but mine has been going on longer, and I did it better than you did oh" }, { "duration": 4.609, "start": 2240.52, "text": "I don't care. I just want to talk and have a conversation instead if I have to fucking prove myself" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 2246.7, "text": "Yep, I went in a boat ripped away. Maybe a decade ago" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 2250.42, "text": "we're out in the sea for three days catching fish freaking beer you know guys, so" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 2258.579, "text": "We had a hot plate on the boat so we could hear the fish right after we caught it" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 2263.44, "text": "So I throw a little bit of sun lemon on there. Oh, man" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 2267.789, "text": "Burn out bony appetite. Yeah, that's some of the best food. I've ever had" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 2273.069, "text": "Cool good for you. How do you that actually sounds amazing I said lying to him?" }, { "duration": 7.61, "start": 2279.369, "text": "well, it was the last day everyone had gone to bed already, but paris is out there watching the stars at my line out to" }, { "duration": 5.989, "start": 2287.95, "text": "That's code for my dick there all of a sudden it just starts running now. I'm talking about my fishing lighten up my dick" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 2295.27, "text": "so we jump on the real real good real manly like" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2298.059, "text": "Before it gets ripped out of the Rod rack and start fighting with some damn thing" }, { "duration": 5.419, "start": 2302.92, "text": "Right there for maybe an hour can't can't call to my shipmates. It's just man against nature" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 2309.19, "text": "Finally I'm starting to Tucker the guy in" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 2312.22, "text": "Like get him up to the surface and finally get a straight side of it the biggest Marlin" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 2317.579, "text": "I've ever seen hemingway asked I get into the boat" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 2321.549, "text": "Single-Handedly of course, it's just fucking I'm awesome, and you know what happens now" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 2330.26, "text": "What happens next?" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 2331.91, "text": "The damn thing smacked me in the face when it saved knock smear wake up the next morning on the deck the fish gun" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2338.96, "text": "never felt dumber" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2341, "text": "So it got away" }, { "duration": 3.349, "start": 2344.06, "text": "What you're saying is that you failed at something for once I?" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 2348.17, "text": "Think there's another version of me that would have spent the rest of my life trying to catch that fish Captain ahab style" }, { "duration": 2.539, "start": 2354.62, "text": "Sure, Daisy would be supportive man" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 2357.77, "text": "Fishing the life haven't got enough lately you go fishing" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 2362.93, "text": "Actually, I have a confession to make I've got a data confession to make" }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 2369.83, "text": "Wait, let me doing probably having this inexplicable urge to be vulnerable with him" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 2374.17, "text": "I can't help him tell them that I'm terrible at fishing by leaning cloaks" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 2379.64, "text": "No one can out fish me. I'm amazing efficient. I'm the best at fishing they called me fisher, man Jack" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 2385.58, "text": "That's my name back. East don't ask them though. They don't remember because I was too good" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2392.72, "text": "I'm simply the best there is" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2396.05, "text": "Okay, since you're such a pro. I'm taking you fishing you want to go fishing" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 2401.03, "text": "Wait, don't answer that yes you do we're going fishing. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 2404.33, "text": "No, oh, I I don't know" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 2408.11, "text": "Come on. It'll be a blast another perfect little fishing spot. I'll bring some beers" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 2413.96, "text": "We can just sit back relax and reel in some trout. Will you bring the kids with us come on?" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 2419.26, "text": "You know you want you I say" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 2421.97, "text": "I've been conquered and not in the good way not the way that. I thought these dates were gonna. Go yeah" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 2428, "text": "Okay, plane gives me an exuberant high flight. The only good thing he did" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 2434.27, "text": "Yes, maybe we'll see who can catch the most fish fish fuck so I can get you more in my log" }, { "duration": 6.62, "start": 2440.96, "text": "You can try to beat me, but they don't call me jack good at catching fish Daddy for nothing" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 2448.04, "text": "That's what they call me Jack good old" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 2450.98, "text": "Reels them in real quick Daddy" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 2454.7, "text": "I'm spinning a web of life that a fear will one day consuming. It's okay Charlotte's web was full of light as well" }, { "duration": 6.949, "start": 2461.68, "text": "Translate it'll be a scrap brain and I finish our drinks and head out safe till next time. This is a great opportunity" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 2469.99, "text": "For friendship. I'm real excited kiss my bass, right?" }, { "duration": 4.099, "start": 2478.69, "text": "It's a great opportunity for friendship got the fucking eggplant" }, { "duration": 5.659, "start": 2483.43, "text": "Not so for catching more fish than brain you're curling me with these buns jack fucking night" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 2489.76, "text": "Mull it over your comrades at the fish related Die jokes in no time" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 2494.05, "text": "Brain extensive hand it gives me a friendly but firm handshake crushes all the bones" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 2499.18, "text": "Feels good. I see that competitive fire in his eyes. This is going to become a whole thing isn't it oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2506.47, "text": "He looks like Twitter, Rocky" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 2508.48, "text": "Twitter Rocky's father in My hero, Academia" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 2511.59, "text": "You know what you guys were right? And you guys were yelling at me to be like no, go craig again. Go craig again?" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 2517.44, "text": "I was like no, I want to triumph right you're right should have done that. He's just a boy well" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 2522.37, "text": "When's the brain takes over babysitting duties Amanda walks home with me? She immediately pops down in the couch and flips on the TV" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 2529.21, "text": "So, how was your hang with Brian?" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 2532.51, "text": "it was" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 2533.83, "text": "Okay, oh" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 2535.27, "text": "Yeah, he seems like a neat dude. I" }, { "duration": 3.979, "start": 2539.08, "text": "Think so I don't know the guy loves a good competition" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 2543.06, "text": "I can't be friends with like what people like that" }, { "duration": 6.209, "start": 2545.61, "text": "I can or at least I can't be around them for extended periods of time because everything turns into a competition and I hate it" }, { "duration": 4.459, "start": 2552.76, "text": "But then again apparently so do I what did you end eight the end of doing? Oh?" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 2557.95, "text": "We hunted for treasure for a bit?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2559.77, "text": "But daisy was really adamant about not" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 2561.79, "text": "digging without a permit so we just watched some" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 2565, "text": "Documentary about theoretical physics a butter to bed and then sat around eating brains food" }, { "duration": 7.399, "start": 2571.36, "text": "Don't tell him I said that oh my girl, but found her babysitting protocol. I believe I really like hanging out with daisy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2578.8, "text": "She's super Mature for her age" }, { "duration": 4.459, "start": 2581.59, "text": "Beard hairs going into my mouth yeah Brian says he has a hard time relating to other kids" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 2586.23, "text": "She thought she has a real hard time relating to other kids" }, { "duration": 4.709, "start": 2588.9, "text": "She kind of might be of you at her age although. She invite people as much as you did I" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 2594.789, "text": "Can't believe I'm finally the cool older kid feels good" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2600.759, "text": "You're gonna hang out with Brian again" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 2603.249, "text": "That's the thing he wants to go fishing with me. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 2606.759, "text": "I told him I was an amazing fisherman" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 2610.569, "text": "Yeah, you hate fishing. I know I'm kind of panicking" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 2614.969, "text": "Okay, so we're never going on that date. I'm sure it'll be fine" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 2619.209, "text": "All you have to do is wake up at the crack of Dawn and sit silently in a boat on a lake for hours on" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 2624.479, "text": "End with no promise of a tangible reward your only companion being the fear and doubt you harbor within your heart" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2631.959, "text": "That's a good fishing fun" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 2634.15, "text": "You remind yourself at the world Darkens around you and you wonder if it's really you staring back at yourself in the lakes reflection" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2642.729, "text": "For simply just the abyss" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 2645.219, "text": "Yeah, laugh, it up Amanda. You're coming with us" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 2649.599, "text": "It is my constitutional right to outright refuse this order. Thank you coming, too" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2656.859, "text": "well that" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 2659.229, "text": "I could convince Brian to bring his dogs" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2662.38, "text": "fine sold I mean" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 2665.019, "text": "All right, I'm poor just gonna call it a night. Don't stay up too late. Okay, you got a pass" }, { "duration": 6.139, "start": 2673.39, "text": "Nice. Do what you love and the money will come that's a good it's a good option as well ah" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 2685.239, "text": "You sure know how to make a dad blush. Hey sure eyelids Barry voice" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 2691.689, "text": "How does it take me that long to realize that that was barry? Oh yay? Barry? I love you, dude" }, { "duration": 7.939, "start": 2698.799, "text": "Welcome you got dad okay? We're going with craig again. I've learned from my mistake. I've learned we're doing this" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 2710.799, "text": "Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 2713.16, "text": "But maybe be a super old one that you'll end up gettin worms inside you and they rebuilds you into a stronger person" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 2720.309, "text": "There's a reference. I really want to get some good quality time in with Craig the last time we hung out" }, { "duration": 3.419, "start": 2725.039, "text": "He was so big with the kids and fending off ready man. So they feel like we barely talked" }, { "duration": 2.31, "start": 2728.459, "text": "Yeah, I didn't even get to see if his rocking bod" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 2731.92, "text": "Ever since the first time we hung out I've been trying to get up a little early for once" }, { "duration": 4.049, "start": 2735.42, "text": "I don't think I'm going to be as embarrassing his last name. Maybe I even be able to catch up with them now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2740.17, "text": "They type out a message to my dad book" }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 2743.44, "text": "This message for me hey, man. I've been training on my run game recently ready for round two" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2748.569, "text": "Craig responds almost immediately" }, { "duration": 1.831, "start": 2751.299, "text": "Turn of course" }, { "duration": 1.919, "start": 2753.13, "text": "emojis I" }, { "duration": 6.83, "start": 2755.049, "text": "Don't know why he didn't just send me an emoji rather than typing it out cuz he's fuckin cool. Okay poor craig cat" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2762.16, "text": "What's his name?" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 2764.769, "text": "another might response in the main box from Craig" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 2768.64, "text": "Let's meet up early tomorrow morning for my favorite morning activity brunch. I type back" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2776.199, "text": "Brunch, what's that?" }, { "duration": 4.189, "start": 2779.019, "text": "You run, and then you get brunch I call it b rog, oh?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2783.94, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 2786.459, "text": "Craig, and I agree to a time to meet in the morning, and I have a chance to spend the evening hanging out with Amanda" }, { "duration": 1.5590000000000002, "start": 2792.67, "text": "That's a just" }, { "duration": 1.441, "start": 2794.229, "text": "Lickety-split" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2795.67, "text": "So we doing pizza tonight" }, { "duration": 5.989, "start": 2797.89, "text": "Again, how would you like a salad light? I knew she'd want pizza. I said it earlier in the episode creator" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 2804.729, "text": "Fuckin awesome" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 2806.289, "text": "Dad you want to help Kick I?" }, { "duration": 5.179, "start": 2810.19, "text": "Not yet. I formed the committee to examine the possibility of being on a health kick" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2816.579, "text": "They haven't returned with our finding. Well. She did get some pizza. We could eat some milk. Yeah" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 2821.529, "text": "He's won a health kick and I have to go on a health kick white virtue of being under the same roof as you I" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 2826.539, "text": "Don't know if I have the constitution for that" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 2830.41, "text": "Don't worry about it committee you still out. I'm sorry Amanda. It's time" }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 2834.43, "text": "What the fuck down when the daddy for town? It's time both of us wise up and helped it out" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 2840.459, "text": "And if I had something to say about it suddenly Amanda lunches for the phone before I can stop her" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 2846.039, "text": "She has a pizza place on speed dial of course Amanda. No, you know not what you do" }, { "duration": 6.949, "start": 2852.3, "text": "Hi, yes, can I get an extra large pizza with chicken bacon extra cheese and tomatoes and a couple of the garlic sauce cops?" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 2860.1, "text": "Amanda he's going a little north here. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 2863.91, "text": "Right can you maybe throw some leaves on there or something?" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 2867.36, "text": "Yeah, he's going on a health kick yeah, Rico. I know" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 2871.4, "text": "It's tragic. I love her she knows the guy she knows Rico and Rico knows me and our lifestyle" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2877.68, "text": "commander listen for a second" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2879.96, "text": "Hold on all right?" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 2882.03, "text": "Dad is" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 2883.65, "text": "Oregano a salad or oregano. Whoever the fuck what you want to say" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 2889.05, "text": "I already know it's not a salad. It's a herb. It's a spice. It's a" }, { "duration": 1.4100000000000001, "start": 2893.46, "text": "flavoring" }, { "duration": 6.109, "start": 2894.87, "text": "Can't blame me for trying now, Rico. I'm talking to my dad will you just go with the meat lovers fantasy?" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 2902.01, "text": "Sure, they I need a wife and kids for me Amanda hangs up Rico says hey" }, { "duration": 4.6690000000000005, "start": 2908.55, "text": "The food get delivered and we put down and coach to eat some fucking Garden, ahh" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 2913.86, "text": "Just be careful running is a gateway drug. It's a slippery slope Dad first" }, { "duration": 4.709, "start": 2919.01, "text": "you learn a couple of light jogs and before you know it you're converting the garage into a home gym and" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 2924.36, "text": "Renewing your subscription to some sort of Weekly Kombucha delivery service fucking Kombucha" }, { "duration": 1.29, "start": 2930.39, "text": "question" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 2931.68, "text": "Cue" }, { "duration": 6.11, "start": 2932.91, "text": "Wash Kombucha I also would like to know I've no idea caboose, but it's also known as a joke for healthy people" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 2940.02, "text": "Okay, so you ant to fry onion? I'm just giving you a hard time pop" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 2945.15, "text": "I'm really happy that you're running more and caring about your health. I want to keep you around for as long as possible" }, { "duration": 0.85, "start": 2950.81, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 2951.66, "text": "Thanks kiddo speaking of which. I'm ready with Craig tomorrow. He's gonna be able to keep up with him. Hey" }, { "duration": 1.5899999999999999, "start": 2960, "text": "Probably not" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 2961.59, "text": "We laugh and eat the mores off then it's party" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 2964.53, "text": "Then is probably healthy in the name of carbo-loading. I call it a night early so that I'm ready for tomorrow" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 2971.49, "text": "I'm gonna work it off Pop when I first started running in the morning" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 2975.17, "text": "It was pretty hellish none of them a few sessions in it admittedly has become a little bit easier despite" }, { "duration": 5.459, "start": 2980.78, "text": "It always ending and me dry heaving over a trash can is that what the runners hi is just?" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 2986.7, "text": "Dry heaving I lease up my tennis shoes lace up my laces throw on a t-shirt from writer side" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 2992.75, "text": "I went to 20 years ago and head out the door for a moderate job. Craig is already a fabled River strapped to his head" }, { "duration": 7.129, "start": 2999.33, "text": "Hey, it is. He's dressed. Head-to-toe and coordinated running gear wow. I look like a total slob next descent" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 3006.71, "text": "Hey, brah" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 3008.36, "text": "Barna Crank, we're going to be running with us" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 3011.81, "text": "Best as she can for taking it to the limit are we get off yeah, tony brofist. Oh" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 3020.51, "text": "I know what that means craig hunter a stuffed toy which makes her smile here to hear she's from fucking kill ha ha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3029.6, "text": "That's Arnold's the KP, Barra" }, { "duration": 6.439, "start": 3032.06, "text": "Sometimes it's the only thing to get her to stop crying. Oh, I've been there man. Dad is so panda that she carried around" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 3039.32, "text": "Everywhere he would have a tantrum if we didn't try to wash it if we even tried to wash it. It was gross, so" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3045.35, "text": "You've been Ronnie lately" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 3047.72, "text": "Every morning for 30 minutes. I'm basically an elite athlete at this point" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 3052.97, "text": "Well, I'll try and keep up slow. Where are we headed?" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 3060.59, "text": "All right thinking that we can do a couple laps around the park" }, { "duration": 3.829, "start": 3063.86, "text": "Okay, that sounds reasonable, then we'll do some hill climbs up a slope" }, { "duration": 7.13, "start": 3069.14, "text": "Okay, I can probably handle that and then we've closed it off by doing some wilderness survival hike running to increase our agility" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 3077.48, "text": "Certainly stroking an overwhelming need to crawl back into bed" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3080.75, "text": "It sound okay to you I usually like to throw some time Murder Sprints in there" }, { "duration": 3.3890000000000002, "start": 3085.27, "text": "But I'll go easy on you since you're a beginner that ass" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 3089.27, "text": "son" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 3090.5, "text": "Like something that I am physically able to do hey great. Let's get started" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 3097.19, "text": "Break a night finally write the park a few other lone joggers make their way around the perimeter and river waves" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3103.67, "text": "Enthusiastically yet everyone we pass. Oh" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 3107.87, "text": "It's a lot more peaceful in the morning aside from Birds chirping and river gurgling away in the stroller. It's pretty quiet" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3114.56, "text": "All right, good warm-up" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3117.04, "text": "I was the warm-up" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 3119.6, "text": "Dude, let's start the fucking shot here boy craig reaches into his banking tons with me a water bottle" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 3125.32, "text": "I fumble eight, but thankfully doesn't run you got a hydrate bro cut a replace those electrolytes dude I" }, { "duration": 4.969, "start": 3133.01, "text": "Think a long drink from the water bottle and feet reinvigorated man. I don't drink enough water" }, { "duration": 5.87, "start": 3137.99, "text": "Hey, you got to get that you got it replace those electrolytes man, and then you're ready for speed momentum" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 3144.5, "text": "Accuracy, it's all about forward-thinking my dude. Hey, hook down and pick up Arnold Rivers toy and have it back to her" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3151.19, "text": "What's a drop this? Oh?" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 3153.5, "text": "Thanks for looking out bro. Are you ready?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3158.12, "text": "yeah, ah" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 3160.7, "text": "She's asleep" }, { "duration": 7.219, "start": 3162.38, "text": "We finally finished our however many teens lap around the park and breathing heavily the company if I actually didn't lose craig" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 3169.7, "text": "He's even breathing heavily - which makes me feel a little bit better" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 3172.99, "text": "I look down at my shirt and notice that I'm drenched in blood because I'm bleeding from the chest" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 3178.16, "text": "Because my hair has exploded I didn't realize how hard. I was running thomas looks like a frowny face" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 3183.59, "text": "That's one" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 3185.33, "text": "What hey fun just kidding good awesome out there?" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 3189.4, "text": "I'm really impressed you're way better than the last time at launch you off a treadmill" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 3194.33, "text": "Yeah, man, you really pushed me to my limit. Just now can't believe I hold on" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 3199.13, "text": "Are you going to do that bed later craig push me to my limit?" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3202.84, "text": "I'd be lucky that I can hold on I hope so I'm giddy for Daddy" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 3207.47, "text": "Sometimes you just need someone there with you to push you to your absolute, best. I'm glad I could be that guy, bro" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 3213.43, "text": "I actually had that when I moved here" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 3216.08, "text": "first I went to" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 3217.73, "text": "The Gym with Felix a couple of times and one of the trainers there which happening like coaches through some stuff" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 3223.09, "text": "and I'd never" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 3223.85, "text": "Done stuff with like a trainer before and I realized that I was actually pushing much further than I would have on my own cuz" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 3229.69, "text": "Or me. I'm like I could probably give up here. Yeah, that's my limit" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 3232.51, "text": "I don't push with the trainer there, and they kind of like help you a small bit really fucking works" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 3239.32, "text": "Who's ready for he'll Klein's and oh I am?" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3243.07, "text": "River and she probably just said stop, but I prefer that she said Brett" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 3248.26, "text": "Because rivers the cooling fucking baby dude. There's my little cheerleader jack you ready uh" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3258.13, "text": "I like the middle one because I'm not too happy, but I'm not too displeased either. Yeah, you bet" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 3264.31, "text": "Crane takes me to a separate portion of the power course there's a steep hill that seems to go up forever" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 3268.59, "text": "I strain my eyes to see some other joggers at the top" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 3272.5, "text": "So what do we do you know we run up that thing dude?" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 3276.82, "text": "That looks like a lot" }, { "duration": 6.11, "start": 3280.51, "text": "Check there's two things you need to know about this hill one. Don't stop running till you get to the top and to?" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 3287.08, "text": "Craig points the Seventh hill. Oh, that's not the table. Oh" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 3297.97, "text": "I find it recent up the hill after making my way past what I originally thought was the top of the Hill once there the" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 3304.05, "text": "Switch over onto me need and gasp for air my lungs are like Daggers poking into my ribs" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3308.5, "text": "You can see my heart in my ears" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 3313.03, "text": "River when I am home, please oh" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 3318.22, "text": "boy" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 3319.9, "text": "Craig looks like he's taking a beating as well, huh, so he is human" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 3324.34, "text": "Well, I thought it was a machine because no one gets that sexy by god-given design it has to be manufactured so jack you" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 3332.41, "text": "Put your arms on your head and stretch out your elbows. It'll help you breathe better" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 3336.04, "text": "That's a good thing" }, { "duration": 4.859, "start": 3337.32, "text": "You ought to like stretch out your chest that really like opens you up and you get more lung capacity" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 3342.18, "text": "I do is Craig's esPosa lets me chew off my crop top a bit better. Oh, yeah" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 3349, "text": "It was great sense you feels a little bit better, but I'm still in agony" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 3352.69, "text": "Here craig tossing me the water bottle again. I hydrate like my life depends on thanks tears" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 3358.96, "text": "The fuck about fall apart some think you want to vomit. I think you guys sit great" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3370.609, "text": "Alright, I'm okay" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 3372.739, "text": "Phenomenal work, do you feel that lightness in your head, that's the Runner's high oh" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 3378.979, "text": "I see I thought it was just you know" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 3382.789, "text": "dying" }, { "duration": 6.379, "start": 3384.349, "text": "Want to take it slow for a bit. I would like that very much crank. That would be cool and good for me" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 3391.249, "text": "As we're catching our Breath River starts going" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 3396.259, "text": "What's wrong sweet pea you want to play with Arnold? No? I just wanted you guys to push it to the limit" }, { "duration": 3.419, "start": 3402.279, "text": "I don't want to go slow. I want to see the reaper" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 3406.91, "text": "Greg let's around us hey. Oh boy man down. I think we lost arnold. Oh" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 3412.759, "text": "No River keeps wailing shit nice. Have a banded my child. I've abandoned my boy. I've abandoned my boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3421.339, "text": "We got to find him dude" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3423.619, "text": "It should be simple, right?" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 3425.719, "text": "He's going to retrace her steps. I've never river her last having your turn at the bottom of the Hill" }, { "duration": 6.289, "start": 3430.13, "text": "Craig, and I jog down the pot searching high and low from the three three go for the soft Kp, Bara ire knows" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 3436.419, "text": "Where's your trousers which Craig takes the time to explain to me as a large Rodent Layton native to South America?" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 3442.459, "text": "Handsome and knowledgeable craig you got it all we haven't the place where river might have dropped it" }, { "duration": 1.45, "start": 3447.339, "text": "But it doesn't know where to be found" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 3448.789, "text": "Looks like we got a mystery on our hands" }, { "duration": 7.31, "start": 3451.489, "text": "We have to get to the bottom of this I suspect foul play looks like this is a prime case for world-Renowned Detective Daddy" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3461.449, "text": "TM-2, it's time for a brawl adventure a provencher" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 3470.419, "text": "Again, oh yes, oh, I'm literally this" }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 3477.019, "text": "Game, we high-five decide to jog back to the park to see if we can find any leads" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 3481.969, "text": "So looks like there's a couple more places to check and some bros around here that we could interrogate" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 3488.41, "text": "sound good" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 3489.89, "text": "Wait, what's good? Cop? Who's good cop and who's bad cop?" }, { "duration": 1.619, "start": 3495.14, "text": "You know I craig" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 3496.759, "text": "I'll be back up. I can't see you ever being good car or ever being back up" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 3501.009, "text": "You're nothing, but peace love and joy in this world. You're everything that's right with humanity" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 3506.63, "text": "Well, I think that with your stature and overall resilience. You would make a pretty intimidating backup no" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 3512.24, "text": "The other hand you do have an adorable baby strapped to your chest let's Soften the edge of it" }, { "duration": 1.621, "start": 3518.089, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 3519.71, "text": "all Valid points, I think you would make a great good cop because if you're a congenial attitude and willingness to try new things" }, { "duration": 6.709, "start": 3527.839, "text": "But then again I've seen how you care when there are too many commercial breaks during a show I just want to fucking watch" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 3534.859, "text": "game of thrones in Peace ok" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 3537.89, "text": "So you have the potential be a scary bad cop?" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 3540.369, "text": "I don't have to watch meat hell in three minute segments with five minutes of commercials in between and they're loud" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 3547.039, "text": "And the commercials are too loud" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 3548.779, "text": "I just want to watch my shows in peace without people yelling at me to buy wiper fluid and stuff" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 3554.869, "text": "But Brian would love that bro, bro" }, { "duration": 1.621, "start": 3558.259, "text": "case in Point" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 3559.88, "text": "That's right moment by moment smart nice. So we're too protective" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 3565.759, "text": "Mm" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3567.259, "text": "To the fucking one dude" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 3570.89, "text": "Yes, we weren't in the woods, but I just want to be alone in the woods with Craig who wouldn't want to be that's amazing" }, { "duration": 1.351, "start": 3578.029, "text": "Sips, I love the music" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 3579.38, "text": "we make our way to the outskirts of the park there are a couple of benches by the dense tree line looks like" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3584.99, "text": "Roberts here all by himself this also seems like a perfect place for our clues" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3590.24, "text": "wait Boys Robert here" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 3592.819, "text": "Look for Clips Megan" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 3594.579, "text": "I searched through the outskirts of the wood hoping to find anything that might be the Saturn" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 3598.579, "text": "There are a couple of cigarette and empty beer cans scattered around the ticket" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 3602.599, "text": "This is probably the hotspot for Edgy teens to hang out at night and say swears and stuff and probably do a little bit" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 3607.549, "text": "Uh-oh, but it is a look like there's any recent activity there might be capable of later this might be a dead end partner, bro" }, { "duration": 6.01, "start": 3614.93, "text": "We returned to the woods let's interrogate Robert. Maybe Robert saw something we've all the Roberts base hey Rob" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3622.03, "text": "Don't call me that okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3624.43, "text": "Hi Robert" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 3626.74, "text": "fuck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3628.18, "text": "Don't call me that either" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3630.67, "text": "Okay, hey" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3633.1, "text": "buddy, oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3635.17, "text": "What are you up to?" }, { "duration": 2.33, "start": 3637.27, "text": "Thinking this is my thinking page" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 3640.48, "text": "It's a good a solid two to three hours of brooding and per day filling quotas" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 3645.46, "text": "Have you by any chance seen a small self to KP bar around?" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 3649.23, "text": "I can't be buried it's a large rodent native to South America. I know" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3654.64, "text": "they think South Africa before" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 3658.72, "text": "So have you seen one a soft one not a real one that would be weird" }, { "duration": 6.739, "start": 3666.85, "text": "Be good come come on Robert sooner you tell us what you know sooner. We can let you get back to brooding. Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3674.14, "text": "bad Cop Time Robert" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 3677.38, "text": "Robert if you know help us and going to put you in a headlock. I want to put him in a headlock" }, { "duration": 1.96, "start": 3681.66, "text": "I'll make you feel pain" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3683.62, "text": "Is that a threat or a promise?" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 3687.13, "text": "I'm into it. Whoa slow down" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 3691.45, "text": "back off" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 3693.22, "text": "We return to the woods" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 3695.2, "text": "Okay, let's move to another part. Where do now, bro" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 3699.1, "text": "Good it. I want to take the playground" }, { "duration": 0.99, "start": 3705.13, "text": "God damn it" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 3706.12, "text": "We wondered us where the grassy field let's enter the park there" }, { "duration": 2.219, "start": 3708.81, "text": "Isn't a whole lot to see but there are a few figures" }, { "duration": 3.829, "start": 3711.16, "text": "Camped out on a blanket and the grass could hold any number of secrets" }, { "duration": 4.909, "start": 3716.08, "text": "Matt and Carmencita desert the Mountain his order cameras neatest buses from across the way and wait" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 3721.03, "text": "She's sitting down with her dad on a sunny green patch of grass we jog over hey dude" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3726.73, "text": "Hey, bro" }, { "duration": 2.539, "start": 3729.16, "text": "We just sat down for picnic some snacks" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 3733.21, "text": "Got anything to increase my glycogen reserves um we have apple slices" }, { "duration": 2.569, "start": 3740.89, "text": "Thank you very much shiny bro. I should be fine" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 3744.46, "text": "You guys working out good day for it yep? I'm the picture of health and athleticism" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 3751.45, "text": "Good transition jack today. You haven't seen a stuffed Kp bar around here. Have you?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3759.28, "text": "What's a KP bar?" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 3761.59, "text": "It's a large rodent that's native to South of America" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 3765.04, "text": "Wait a second. How do you know what a KP bar is you wouldn't happen to have had" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 3770.62, "text": "Hands-on experience one recently would you tell me what you know?" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 3775.3, "text": "We learned to get both Kt. Bar is in the fourth grade" }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 3778.03, "text": "I think it's more suspicious than you know what a candy bar a is, Aa" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 3783.55, "text": "Fair point oh my God what if I took our nose?" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 3787.21, "text": "What if I'm the culprit and I just don't remember it that would be a great twist" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 3791.32, "text": "I'm watching too much TV. I quickly check my body for any polaroids" }, { "duration": 0.85, "start": 3795.03, "text": "I might have taken" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 3795.88, "text": "I've kept on my person to remind me of who I am or who not to trust good reference very good reference" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 3802.21, "text": "Okay, there. We go something mental once and I'm pretty sure that's how it works" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 3806.08, "text": "Good movie many of you haven't seen memento go watch it" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 3809.02, "text": "nothing" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 3810.16, "text": "What if that's what I wanted myself to think don't trust his life" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3814.84, "text": "No, Jack don't let them win" }, { "duration": 1.71, "start": 3817.57, "text": "Shake off the thought" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 3819.28, "text": "So a couple of squirrels over there the by that three trees" }, { "duration": 4.949, "start": 3822.6, "text": "Oh, I don't know if that helps but if you want to see some cute squirrels, you know definitely worth checking out" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 3828.37, "text": "Thanks for the hot squirrel tip car masuda. Well, we better get moving go to find that Kp bar before river here has a breakdown" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 3836.92, "text": "Good luck" }, { "duration": 6.62, "start": 3838.36, "text": "Let me get some of those apples for the road though piratinha. Hooked me up with some fucking sweet slices. We're on our way" }, { "duration": 4.189, "start": 3845.77, "text": "We maneuver back to the field look for food still want to go to the woods again" }, { "duration": 2.329, "start": 3850.21, "text": "That's a great place for me and Craig. Do you no good?" }, { "duration": 6.59, "start": 3854.44, "text": "We carefully comb through the field of grass and flowers. I can't seem to find much besides a couple of ladybugs a nickel well" }, { "duration": 2.789, "start": 3861.03, "text": "I'm looking craig or calls out to me from across the field oh" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 3866.56, "text": "I could hate you. Oh fuck. Yeah" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 3869.2, "text": "Hey, Jack. I jog over craig is kneeling in the grass expecting something" }, { "duration": 4.949, "start": 3873.12, "text": "I approached my heart my throat as I leaned over craig. I see it. This is" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3879.19, "text": "Arnold's Leg I" }, { "duration": 4.779, "start": 3882.34, "text": "Put my hand over rivers ice no one have sugar should have to be subjected. Let's add violence" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 3887.79, "text": "My God who or what would do this crate?" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 3892.2, "text": "Hey, actually said I don't know the same. I don't know" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 3895.29, "text": "But now I think we might be dealing with something Beyond our grasp" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 3900.51, "text": "You ready I?" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 3902.13, "text": "Can't look at this anymore. I turn around trying to wipe the image of the stuffings stroll across the ground from my mind" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3908.46, "text": "too much" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3910.59, "text": "Running out of time" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3912.72, "text": "We may already be too late dude" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 3915.27, "text": "Bag and tag it let's keep moving. Okay. Where are we going?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3919.68, "text": "interrogate River" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 3923.13, "text": "Good call" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 3924.29, "text": "I called the suspect I called the defendant to the stand wait" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 3929.58, "text": "Let me try this I've always it's always the culprit you lee suspect" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 3934.17, "text": "Again eye-to-eye with river who still looks like she's on the verge of tears just kidding just getting real closer" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 3939.51, "text": "Just that's because of my camera Getaway. I pull it out and then it's like a" }, { "duration": 3.979, "start": 3944.49, "text": "Real fucking counselor. Hey, good cut" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 3949.2, "text": "Hey, sweetie" }, { "duration": 5.429, "start": 3950.66, "text": "Believe me nobody wants you to find your KP bearer more than me. We need more clues" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 3956.46, "text": "I think somewhere in that baby brain of yours you might have something that'll lead us to it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3962.88, "text": "So what do you say kiddo?" }, { "duration": 1.11, "start": 3966.81, "text": "Bam" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 3967.92, "text": "Hmm. I turned the crank. We're getting nowhere with the witness" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 3971.76, "text": "We've been over back to the feeds check out those squirrels" }, { "duration": 2.119, "start": 3974.49, "text": "Where the suspects ate a squirrel to be again?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3977.19, "text": "the freak ah" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 3979.89, "text": "There they are I like how the fucking inherit came out of the side of the screen the same premise Tina was telling the truth" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 3986.13, "text": "These are some fucking rad squirrels who ever seems happy this may have bought us some extra time good call" }, { "duration": 4.219, "start": 3993.54, "text": "Move on to another part of the park. I had juice where we should go next" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 3999.839, "text": "Back to the void I want to go back to the woods on a rhian tire again Robert time to grill Robert again. Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4008.03, "text": "Christ what now?" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 4010.49, "text": "Be back up Robert. I'm gonna keep being vaguely threatening until you tell us something useful oh" }, { "duration": 7.31, "start": 4017.72, "text": "I told you haven't seen tomorrow. What is you guys is damaged damn again? We returned to the woods" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4026.9, "text": "Let's interrogate Robert again" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 4030.71, "text": "Come on Robert the series has seen go back to brooding ok we've been through this shit" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4040.55, "text": "no, oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4045.77, "text": "fuck I" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 4048.08, "text": "Messed it up. You know what I'm not having that. I'm not having that failure" }, { "duration": 4.229, "start": 4052.03, "text": "I thought robert would actually have some more information, but yours. I'm we're doing this with Craig" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 4056.51, "text": "No, never fucking head back to the Woods Christ" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 4059.93, "text": "We're doing this again fuck's sake" }, { "duration": 5.629, "start": 4063.89, "text": "We're doing this properly move to another part of the park. We're going to the playground here we go" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 4069.52, "text": "we're making way up to a small playground the edge of the park a couple of kids playing the jungle gym where parents watch the" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 4075.43, "text": "Nearby benches over on the benches. I spot a familiar face" }, { "duration": 1.83, "start": 4079.97, "text": "Hmm" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 4081.8, "text": "Ready to Camp River down the Prehnite playground might as well get a couple of swings in" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 4086.75, "text": "What about Arnold?" }, { "duration": 7.1, "start": 4088.52, "text": "Maybe having a little swing my cam river down might buy some more time hey, you're right dude. You're right" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 4095.69, "text": "She's about to go nuclear" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4097.43, "text": "I'm" }, { "duration": 1.55, "start": 4102.47, "text": "Sorry, whenever the song gets into my head" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 4104.02, "text": "I just have to think it's my prepare for the possibility of us not being able to find our old" }, { "duration": 4.969, "start": 4109.16, "text": "Life is a cruel. I'm tough life is cool and tough but at least we always have swings" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 4114.71, "text": "That's true except every time I try zeroes in fucking playgrounds anywhere, it's like. Oh only for kids if we go in there" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4120.91, "text": "We can't go on anything because too old" }, { "duration": 1.9500000000000002, "start": 4123.74, "text": "See no one prepares you for that in school" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 4125.69, "text": "Everyone sits sounds like oh, I'll Jabrai x y z whatever, but nobody sits down be like hey one day" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4130.12, "text": "You're not going to be allowed to be on swings in the playground" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4133.25, "text": "Reality hits you hard bro. I" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 4135.8, "text": "Take a suite in the swing next to work and immediately realize that I'm stuck" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 4139.73, "text": "River seems to love that crank eventually helped me out of a swing because he's awesome" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 4143.65, "text": "And he's got some sweet sexy man biceps and we decide to get back to the investigation, okay?" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 4150.07, "text": "Look for clues Greg and I two grown adults" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 4153.1, "text": "Walk onto the playground to begin examining it meticulously for clues. There's no forensic evidence here" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 4158.56, "text": "No, straight Kick Ribera hairs at least after searching fruitlessly for some time" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 4163, "text": "We look up all of the parents are staring at us we smile and wave as we awkwardly sink away, huh?" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 4170.09, "text": "I'm leaving" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4171.71, "text": "Hi" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4174.02, "text": "We head back to the playground" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 4176.42, "text": "Interrogate joseph let's see what Joseph's up to we talk over to joseph who seems to be engrossed in his voice herr joseph dude" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4185.12, "text": "Joseph Marie drops his book" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 4187.52, "text": "ha ha ha" }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 4189.26, "text": "Good line Aaron. Hey, guys didn't think I'd see you two here Jack. Are you?" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 4196.64, "text": "exercising" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 4198.5, "text": "Erm, you know me. I just love to run and" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 4202.19, "text": "Be healthy that's kind of my whole thing. Why are you reading? Oh?" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 4208.19, "text": "Just a book on nuts, and rope tying so we can go out of my boat this weekend" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4216.1, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4218.18, "text": "all right once" }, { "duration": 1.9500000000000002, "start": 4220.55, "text": "for all because" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 4222.5, "text": "Something he's trying to murder people for Boats boat Robes, right?" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 4227.75, "text": "Say he didn't happen to see a stuffed Kp bar around here" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 4232.43, "text": "What's the gaping Bora the large rodent that's native to South America?" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 4238.25, "text": "Joseph thanks for singing hmm. Haven't seen one around lawrence of Arabia" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 4244.4, "text": "Well tell the kids to keep an eye out your kids are here. Hey joseph books around" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4250.58, "text": "What fuck why?" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 4253.7, "text": "They were here a second ago must have gone exploring around the park" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 4258.08, "text": "Do you know where they could have gone run offs you?" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 4261.77, "text": "There cute they get into mischief sometimes" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4265.31, "text": "But they always come back" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4268.01, "text": "and" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 4270.14, "text": "I'm the suspect joseph. Where are you take Joe?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4275.63, "text": "mischief you see" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 4279.11, "text": "where do I get the feeling that that was just errands we have going into the" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 4282.35, "text": "Recording booth and said whatever the fuck he wants, so they were like that's funny. We'll keep that" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 4286.599, "text": "Oh, yeah, wait am I being interrogated right now?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4291.26, "text": "Only if you did something wrong" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 4294.05, "text": "What are you hiding joseph? Oh?" }, { "duration": 6.379, "start": 4297.469, "text": "Getting kind of getting the third degree here. It's as serious as a capybara on the line I" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 4304.88, "text": "Mean you're more than welcome to ask Christian and Christie I" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 4309.349, "text": "Imagine they're having their ears to the ground on all the latest playground drama" }, { "duration": 2.3890000000000002, "start": 4313.94, "text": "They might be somewhere around the woods" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 4317.54, "text": "Thanks, Joseph. We'll let you get back to your Ol book" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4321.77, "text": "boot rubes" }, { "duration": 2.809, "start": 4323.81, "text": "Okay, back to the Wizardy woods we go" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 4328.429, "text": "Clock's ticking dude, where do we go next?" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 4331.639, "text": "to the woods" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 4333.619, "text": "We return to the woods just the twins must be around here somewhere" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 4339.5, "text": "Are we interrogating Robert again? Uh?" }, { "duration": 2.33, "start": 4346.849, "text": "There's nothing else. Hey" }, { "duration": 1.8010000000000002, "start": 4350.929, "text": "Hey, oh" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 4352.73, "text": "Shit the racks the answering property fuck. I was missing the line yeah Robert, bro" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 4356.77, "text": "Do you know where they are I do a lot of people underestimate the sentence of a man who Broods I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4362.75, "text": "Saw them lurking around here a little while ago" }, { "duration": 6.589, "start": 4365.42, "text": "Where'd they go right into the woods I'd be careful though. You don't trust him, but then again I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4372.739, "text": "Don't trust anyone" }, { "duration": 5.689, "start": 4374.78, "text": "Not even you guys piss off not even that, baby that baby's looking at me weird" }, { "duration": 1.351, "start": 4381.409, "text": "What?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4382.76, "text": "baby, just cuz but I" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 4385.489, "text": "Take that back. You're an old soul kiddo" }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 4389.06, "text": "Thanks for your help Robert the woods go deeper into the woods. I stare into the depths of the forest" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 4396.409, "text": "Who knows what could be in there? Are you prepared for what we might face in there?" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 4401.139, "text": "I mean, are you prepared for what we might face in there?" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 4411.019, "text": "I'm ready partner bro. You know, but if it gets river to stop crying" }, { "duration": 7.439, "start": 4416.17, "text": "I don't care let's do this we start on the path into the woods keeping eyes and ears peeled for any sign of Arnold" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 4424.01, "text": "There are no squirrels or birds anywhere the silence of them settling the sun can barely peek through the canopy" }, { "duration": 6.949, "start": 4432.59, "text": "Colder here suddenly we hear voices. I want to do it. You got to do it last time" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 4440.239, "text": "Hey, can I come to a clearing with a freaky bass or twins our?" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 4444.92, "text": "Stop right there twin amigos. Hey put your tiny hands where we can see them" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4450.679, "text": "Christian and Christy just stare at us you heard the guy put your hands up" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 4456.679, "text": "We're kind of in the middle of something here" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4459.979, "text": "Yeah, can you like come back later?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4462.86, "text": "What are you kids doing?" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 4465.499, "text": "Couldn't stuff up. My heart is pounding is this is this the end of the line they were fucking murder us?" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 4472.119, "text": "They have murder in their eyes. I've seen a murderer before that's that's two murderers right there. I step closer" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 4477.639, "text": "how many what I'm seeing a pair of safety scissors light in the dirt and" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4481.519, "text": "It's Arnold" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4483.709, "text": "What have they done to him hey Arnold?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4486.229, "text": "Dude what?" }, { "duration": 7.369, "start": 4488.9, "text": "You heard the baby hand over the cave Ibarra. No fair finders keepers yeah, but fires" }, { "duration": 1.71, "start": 4496.999, "text": "Fuck you" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 4498.709, "text": "No, not finders Keepers. That's our property and you've desecrated it" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 4503.209, "text": "Well, can you prove it's yours?" }, { "duration": 6.62, "start": 4505.82, "text": "Craig holds up Aaron a severed leg exhibit a motherfucker. I have to look away. I can't I" }, { "duration": 3.979, "start": 4513.019, "text": "Can't look at it. You two got sloppy your left evidence behind" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 4517.039, "text": "I think you find that this leg here fits perfectly on his body" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 4522.079, "text": "Kristen and Christy look at each other. They don't know what to do" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 4525.32, "text": "How about a deal you give us the KP bar? And we don't tell your dad about this" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 4532.26, "text": "fine" }, { "duration": 6.169, "start": 4533.49, "text": "She hands over the soft animal and give us those safety sensors. They're clearly no longer safe in your hand" }, { "duration": 6.839, "start": 4539.66, "text": "You've desecrated the law of safety scissors if safety scissors aren't safe anymore. What have we got in life?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4547.08, "text": "Wonder what kind of code do we have?" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 4549.27, "text": "She hands them over" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 4550.92, "text": "I'm glad we could figure this out come on partner" }, { "duration": 0.43, "start": 4554.18, "text": "Come on" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 4554.61, "text": "Sexy bro partner Craig and I started making our way out of the woods he turns around and calls back to the wind" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 4559.98, "text": "And tell your dad to stop letting you watch true Crime shows" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 4564.24, "text": "Yolo assholes" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 4565.92, "text": "Put the Candy bar back with its rightful owner craig, and I shamble into a nearby diner" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 4571.29, "text": "Exhausted from our adventure. We find ourselves in we find ourselves a corner booth and settle in" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 4576.84, "text": "That was a tough case, but we cracked it" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 4580.47, "text": "We're different now changed" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 4583.38, "text": "Could be getting too deep we're changed men now Craig" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 4586.32, "text": "We skewers it to the edge of the law and we've seen what is in the void" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 4590.24, "text": "I don't know if we can ever go back to normal Craig. Hey" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 4593.61, "text": "It's not in the hardy brunch can fix my stomach grumble. I suddenly realize how big of an appetite. I worked up. Huh, Raj" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 4602.07, "text": "Get me brett. I have strong philosophies on Brunch" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 4607.29, "text": "You see the first thing you do is divide your brunches between Boogy brunch and upper-class mimosas and eggs" }, { "duration": 6.859, "start": 4614.46, "text": "Benedict brunch and Grimy brunch the give me coffee and bacon and cheesy hash Browns brunch Dad" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 4621.32, "text": "There's a time and place for both. I think most of life is about freeing out which one you need" }, { "duration": 4.819, "start": 4626.91, "text": "You got it down to a fine. Thanks there craig. So what kind of brunch dad are you jack?" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 4634.95, "text": "Think of a fucking grimy bitch nothing on the old grain ball" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 4639.75, "text": "Make it frightened and oily and clean the floors of the hose and I'll be happy a fine choice" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 4645.71, "text": "But wait aren't you going on a health kick. Yeah, but I'm going to run it off I" }, { "duration": 1.31, "start": 4652.98, "text": "Kind of want to say that I lied" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 4654.29, "text": "But I also want to say that I carbo-load because he knows he turns and that'll be good" }, { "duration": 7.419, "start": 4659.07, "text": "nothing like a man of kirby kirby cheesy mountain potatoes or brian refueler right but right old Fuck-all Paulo there chum Aru" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 4668.96, "text": "That is not even remotely how carbo-loading works?" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 4673.25, "text": "Fuck he's onto me. I thought just saying the term would get me in there. I know that's not how it works, but" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 4680.81, "text": "Fucking knows the young waitress passes up menus as craig situates river into a high chair" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4686.15, "text": "Is this your kid?" }, { "duration": 1.679, "start": 4688.31, "text": "you betcha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4689.989, "text": "She's so cute. Hi you?" }, { "duration": 1.259, "start": 4692.48, "text": "Wow" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 4693.739, "text": "Okay, liver might be my favorite character in the game" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 4697.159, "text": "Hey, kid Middle school. It's going to be really tough, but if you can make it through that you can make it through anything" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4705.86, "text": "fucking life coach our kid" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 4709.28, "text": "Seems like you're the most eligible bachelor in Town" }, { "duration": 1.379, "start": 4712.61, "text": "okay, so" }, { "duration": 7.1, "start": 4713.989, "text": "Anyway, here's the thing about brunch. You don't do business during brunch brunch is a time for Roulette rest relaxation" }, { "duration": 3.259, "start": 4721.85, "text": "Rest acts ation as I call it and restoration" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 4725.929, "text": "With those that you love and while we're having brunch at a traditionally brunch time" }, { "duration": 5.659, "start": 4730.85, "text": "The most important thing to do did is to remember the Brunch isn't the time it's a state of mind" }, { "duration": 4.009, "start": 4737.21, "text": "If you can't have brunch on your plate, you can always have brunch in your heart" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 4741.5, "text": "You can keep that you can take that with you dude a good one I" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 4746.6, "text": "Don't disagree with you. I just don't know if I can match your intensity" }, { "duration": 4.309, "start": 4751.37, "text": "I'll open your eyes bro. Just you wait. Hope you open up something else there craig" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 4757.67, "text": "We order our food and the waitress and the waitress after very blatantly hitting on craig multiple times eventually brings us our brunch fees river" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 4765.02, "text": "Munches on cereal right next to us more or less managing to get it in her mouth oh, I'm so hungry" }, { "duration": 2.309, "start": 4770.35, "text": "if recording for an hour and a half" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4774.23, "text": "Yikes sorry oops, I" }, { "duration": 1.319, "start": 4776.9, "text": "Gotta Say man" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 4778.219, "text": "It's really great having you back around to hang out with things have been so busy with work and fitness and the kids" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 4784.46, "text": "Just really haven't had time to go out and you know get to know people" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 4788.78, "text": "With you here. It's like we're picking up where we left off" }, { "duration": 2.509, "start": 4792.5, "text": "No problem, bud no problem Roo" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 4795.98, "text": "Another feeling man moving into a new place could have been really rough for me, especially with Amanda going off to college soon" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 4801.71, "text": "You're making this a lot easier Craig smiles at me" }, { "duration": 2.419, "start": 4806.39, "text": "But that awesome smile that he does his whole just like" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 4809.81, "text": "Man, I wish I looked like craig. He's fucking awesome" }, { "duration": 3.979, "start": 4812.84, "text": "Feels really good to go on another broad venture with you dude. Just like old times" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 4817.46, "text": "For a while. I forgot about anything that was bothering me in life, and it was just you and me and" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4823.34, "text": "more coffee, oh" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 4826.49, "text": "No, thank you" }, { "duration": 2.899, "start": 4828.11, "text": "So do you like how I work out how?" }, { "duration": 1.11, "start": 4831.98, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 4833.09, "text": "Mostly calisthenics, but I try to lift as far as the regimen" }, { "duration": 4.069, "start": 4836.6, "text": "That's alcohol. I've been looking for a workout buddy. You know fuck off" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4841.19, "text": "He's mine. I'm hitting on him fuck you" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4844.64, "text": "I'll bite you I" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 4847.61, "text": "Wish I could help you out, but I'm enjoying brunch with my workout bro right now" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 4851.81, "text": "Hello" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 4853.04, "text": "That's me workout proud number one fuck off" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 4857.18, "text": "Sorry, maybe in a bit, too rude a bit too like out there" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 4860.56, "text": "I'm aggressive when it comes to my craig where I come from I see reg my crank" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 4865.64, "text": "Cuz you're my craggy sheriff rock Craig" }, { "duration": 1.55, "start": 4869.72, "text": "well if you change your mind" }, { "duration": 4.979, "start": 4871.27, "text": "The waitress late to fold it. No - craig and walks away craig makes her face as he reluctantly puts it into his pocket" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 4877.64, "text": "That's the facing me. We can't take you anywhere can we well?" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 4885.29, "text": "It's a blessing and a curse isn't it the next time we hang out" }, { "duration": 2.819, "start": 4888.91, "text": "You should be in the middle of the woods where people can't interrupt us" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 4891.73, "text": "And also maybe and some different words than the ones where the little kids" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 4895.43, "text": "Like to vivisect things and also where Robert isn't just brooding like a fucking werewolf in the middle of nowhere" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 4901.7, "text": "Craig laughs from the head remember all our camping trips back in the day" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4907.34, "text": "We should just go camping again" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 4909.65, "text": "Camping in the woods. You know go out there get some s'mores get some sausages on sticks" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 4914.71, "text": "You know maybe take our shirts off a little and like hang out what what was that last one?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4919.48, "text": "I don't know what you're talking about" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 4921.98, "text": "Joshua tree, Yellowstone that was the best. Yeah remember when we were out there and we took our shirts off" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 4927.64, "text": "Well, what sorry I didn't hear you give anything that all over again dude" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4933.17, "text": "We should do a camping weekend. Yes" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 4935.84, "text": "Maybe take your shirts off a little what oh" }, { "duration": 6.619, "start": 4939.02, "text": "I don't know a problem an adult now of all these adult responsibilities. You know like waking up and working out" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 4945.64, "text": "I don't think I can just drop everything go hang out in the woods for a few days. You know" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 4950.42, "text": "Come on. Dude. If you plant things right we can do this" }, { "duration": 2.299, "start": 4953.96, "text": "Great don't you ever do anything for yourself?" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 4957.5, "text": "Craig stares into his coffee mug" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4959.24, "text": "Wondering if the person looking back at him is really him at all or if he's just let his life" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 4964.13, "text": "Get ahead of him without looking in the mirror. I wonder if he even owns mirrors" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4968.03, "text": "Did you actually know how good-looking he is?" }, { "duration": 3.1390000000000002, "start": 4970.31, "text": "Of course I do yeah like what?" }, { "duration": 7.129, "start": 4974.51, "text": "Sometimes I let myself have one scoop of vanilla ice cream before bed, but only if I didn't meet my caloric intake for the day" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 4984.65, "text": "And sometimes I let myself hit the snooze alarm, but only once" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 4989.72, "text": "Craig we need to get you out of those sweatpants and into a pair of fun pants" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 4993.98, "text": "Dude, you got to relax some timers want to kill you please come camping with me. It'll be so fun, bro" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5000.25, "text": "Every day, bro" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 5002.32, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 5003.7, "text": "Guess I couldn't get smashley to take the kids for the weekend" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5008.17, "text": "I'll think about it" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 5010.21, "text": "We finish our brunches and head back for the cul-de-Sac" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 5013.39, "text": "By the way great job keeping up today seems like you're already making a lot of progress" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 5018.64, "text": "Ha probably going to need a little bit of recovery time after this so the girls I said hello, bro. Oh well" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5025.24, "text": "See you protective" }, { "duration": 1.05, "start": 5027.37, "text": "boom" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 5028.42, "text": "Fucking pound town right now. I think about you craig and step inside. God" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 5033.51, "text": "I'm ready for a shower in a gallon of water and a nap hmM better, Man 2 still asleep. Oh" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 5040.3, "text": "Hey, we've been doing this for a long time, so I'm going to leave this episode here" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 5045.25, "text": "I'm not going to get into any more story elements right now the game just saved" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 5048.81, "text": "I feel like that's a good place to stop it off and not make this 2 hour long episode" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 5053.38, "text": "Those are so weird further mcQuaig and we learned our lesson not to actually go with Brian at all if I just went with Craig" }, { "duration": 2.07, "start": 5058.47, "text": "With from the start we actually could have been further in the story" }, { "duration": 5.659, "start": 5060.67, "text": "We'd be having a grand old time right, but you know you live you learn you lose some time. That's life. Well anyway" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 5066.46, "text": "Thank you guys so much For daddying it up with me today. If you Liked it, PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5074.62, "text": "LIKE A BOSS! And High Five all-round!!!" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 5076.78, "text": "*Whoopsh!! 2x*" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 5079.74, "text": "Thank you guys and I Will See you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!" }, { "duration": 13.82, "start": 5083.76, "text": "(Outro-I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 5098.02, "text": "Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy!" } ]

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WHO WILL SURVIVE!? | Until Dawn #4

Things are heating up in Until Dawn! We're so close to finding out the killer's identity! ►Subscribe for more great content : http://bit.ly/11KwHAM ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr: https://www.youtube.com/user/jamesrfarr Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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Top of the mornin' to Ya ladies. My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to until Dawn We're here with Samwise Gamgee And we're getting ready to go out because a big mass murderer Motherfucker came in Blew out all my candles and I can't even have a sensual bath on my own and we'll go out see if its all my friends But it's not because we're probably gonna get murderlized Okay, he [wasn't] [he] [wasn't] [gonna] [be] at the door. Why would he be at the door? Is that a ballon? Why is there a balloon just here? Okay, the balloons pointing right. That makes me feel like I don't want to go right Makes me feel like I wanna go the opposite of what you're saying. I can't. We're stuck. We have to go right Sorry guys. I tried try it so hard. I got so far But in the end doesn't even matter. At least we look great in a towel Hello? Oh, it's dark in here. Oh, it's so dark- oh no we're fine. (Laughter) (SCREAM) Exactly exactly what I was gonna say. Oh, you're not a shiny thing. You're just a reflection off the clock Hey, you told me to go this way Why would you do this? You wouldn't- you wouldn't- like be afraid? Yeah, me too Good Ooh! What's that? Don't know if you can hear it sometimes I said this before in another episode if you're not wearing that good headphones or good speakers You're missing a lot of audio in games cuz it's very, like, (Sound effects) Whoom Whoom Whoom. Yeah, whatever Sam. Shut up. There's Sam, Beth, Hannah, Josh, oh no is that Mike? Ready for the senior prom Hannah, Sam, Mike, Emily. Okay. It wasn't, ah, Beth or Hanna I don't know. I'm getting confused with all the freaking names They were twins, okay And yet we're still going downstairs because fuck logic am I right haha up top. No, it's not something to high-five Why would we go on this side of the room? If they're not out here in the middle of the area they obviously don't care enough to see you in your towel. So you can go back to the room. Also a key, a lock, every door has them. (Whimper) Sam I have a bit more information on the situation than you do. Behind you! We're gonna have to run aren't we? Yep Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to run. I'm ready to get out of here! Hi No! Which is? Just a Slideshow of his dick? You you did not have a camera in that room! No? Cause you told me to watch! Oh! Do we have to watch this shit again?! That was Chris. To what? WHOHKAY (SCREAM) Hi? RUN Of course! Fuck that dude Do you have a fire extinguisher...or is that the flamethrower thing? Have no idea. Okay, there was no qte stuff that time Jump jump I'm gone. I'm not fighting. I'm not taking this tension. I am goooone! See you later fucker Are we good, are we good? Oh!Oh that was close. I got it just in time. There we go here. There we go. There we go. Yes. Yes. I'm ready to do this. I'm ready to escape Nice face. Great Do I have the control her-okay, no just run. Just run Sam. Just keep on running hidin's not gonna do us anything You have a busted leg! Does somebody else get a busted leg when I played this? I can't remember It's time to get a handle on the situation. Pull. Pull this out Pu- PULL Sam Handles on it. Yes, and he has a broken leg. So he can't make it over that. (Laugher) Never mind Go go go go go go! YES. Oh, shut it. Shut it. Shut it. YES Whado I do?Whado I do?There we go. There we go there. There we go safe. Safe as houses. OOO Now into this fresh new hell, run Sam surprised you didn't lose your towel in all that. That is held on with Superglue. Do I have to force my way? I am so glad I'm so manly and strong in this game Where are we? That's a cool shot as well, okay quite fast now Sam Now would be a great time if a sprinting mechanic came into the game Run. No I'm not hiding from anything. I'm just running from everything oh OH NO! Oh balls. If I had hid would I have been okay? Ah shit Oh...you Noo (Whispering)I didn't FUCKING know. No I don't For videos Yeah (Laughter) (SPOOKED) OH What? What's going on? Okay, previously. (To Josh's death) AGAIN. REALLY? I don't want to be looking at this shit. Yeah? We really do Hi psycho His voice sounds familiar It's not showing anything from Mike for some reason. Oh yeah all the deer. People also pointed out that this is the cliff that Beth and Hannah fell off. Because the sign that they fell off and broke Vengence! Five hours until Dawn Uh jump. Rebuke, get a hold of yourself or stay calm Emily. Stay calm Emily They're just-they're just deer, (To Matt) Yeah! Shit UUUH Okay, soo then. Down the cliff or through the deer? Ima go through- OH. I have the deer separating powers. I'm like dear moses! And so he said unto them, let my people go, lest I part these red deers. We're doin' good. Emily? You kinda want to follow maybe? Why's she not follown' me and why does Matt have that face on like (Makes face) I love dear Oh oh (Gibberish) Whay- OH. OH NO Why- why did I do that? Why did I do that? I could have done nothing. I keep forgetting that I could have done nothing Fuck! Sorry sorry! Oh I did a bad. My bad! Why did I do that?! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Matt hold on now! There we go. There we go, as long as I have my qte skills UUUUUHhhhh climb around. I did that. I did that. I got that. I got that. You can't say I didn't. Shimmy left because I like the word shimmy Shimmy shammy. these fuckin' qte's are super fast now. Climb to the top. Why would I shoot me back right? Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Jesus Christ these are fast AHH! oh Are the deer gone? Okay they're gone. What the fuck was that all about? I'm going to thank you so hard. In your face Like a boss (Laughter) That was weird. What was the point of all that sequence? I don't know but I got some good coffee. Also, I'm sorry about some of the decisions I make in this game. I will make decisions in the split reaction moment There is no such thing as a wrong decision these types of games you play however you want to play so I'm sorry Oh I'm playin' as Emily now, (Continuing) so I'm sorry if some of you disagree with some of my decisions But please stop calling me dumbass or moron or stupid or any of that kind of stuff. It's just a game. There's just decisions Many other people are playing this game you can go watch their decisions if you want. Or you can play it yourself. I'd actually highly recommend playing it yourself. Really good game We can walk Yeah. Suuuure Great idea. Up in here, into the Overwatch tower. (LIGHT) AH! Swear to Jesus Matt! Using that motherfucking brain I Love you Matt. Such a sexy man Even though I have a feeling you're wrong Whats gonna be up here? Also I know, I'm not releasing these episodes super, like, frequently I still try and, like, keep stuff spaced out on the channel So I'm sorry if you're expecting this constantly and I know some people have it finished already But if I lived youtube that way I'd end up spamming the channel up with stuff and I don't wanna do that We'll just take our time. We enjoy it for what it is. I'm gonna look around a bit. Now the light went off, maybe Matt was right No shit here There's just a ladder. I really like some of the camera shots in this game. It's fucking nice Up we go You comin' Matt? Don't look at my ass while I'm climbing. It's not a very gentlemanly thing to do Okay, he's just gonna stay down there. Okay. See you later boo Okay I'm not scared. It's not like it's in the dark with a murderer goin' around AND a great height at the same time! Not like all my fears in one. Don't even worry about me, I'm fine, strong! S'alright, I can do this. Will of a champion! Will of steel. Cuz you're climbing high Is Matt following me? Oh he is, hey Matt. How ya doing buddy? Yeah. If I die don't come up. Like if I get like chopped in half on the way up, don't follow me. In fact go down. Up we go! (Grunt) Yessss I think we're safe Hello. (Laughter) We made it, Yay. This is cozy You okay there, buddy? I'm fine. Don't even Fuckin' worry about me bro, I'm Golden. Golden like a retriever. Pull the door. Oooh nooo They're not missin. They're just ghosts now. Well one of them is Radio doesn't work Matt. We're fucked. Can you MacGyver this shit? maybe Lets just keep looking around. Ooh, what is this? Is a printer or a fax machine? No hope Why did I decide to go back out? Is there a generator out here? Ooh theres a switch thing on the wall Here we go. I got it Matt don't even fucking worry about it. Keep saying that sorry Here we go, flick. Flick? Oh, we're flicking up got it. Used my brain to overcome the situation I heard breathing Okay, let's see what this does What are you printing out though? Don't be a picture of a dick-oh Beth is missing You sound so sincere about that Emily. Hey radio, breaker breaker 1-9 stuck in tower. HELP. Did we do it? I can kinda hear... Go again, go again. Hi Breaker breaker? Hi! Ranger Rick! I don't like how this is being like angled and set up I heard Whispers Ghosts no...uh comply Not important Ranger Fucktard... LISTEN TO ME (Girly) Oh no..he's after us Thought that was the cam version Yep, it's time for shit to go down Nope! I feel so safe Bout six inches (Laughter) (NOISE)THAT'S the name of the game! Not until dawn, over? He's comin' for both of us. It's not all about you, the world does not revolve around you Emily get a fucking grip If you're a friend, say so if you're a ghost fuck off Uh oh. That's bad. That's terrible. That's the worst thing in a situation like this that could happen Emily I think you're scarier than any of the creatures Where'd the fire come out of!? Uh oh It's comin' down! Oh God, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Is somebody gonna die here? Oh! Triangle. Got it nice Hold on Emily! Grip of steel! What would wonder in Shadow of the colossus do? (Laughter) You don't sound very scared FUck You could try climbing Whado we do? Nothing apparently Okay then. Down into the ground. We go. Everybody's dead. Matt's not dead, good job Matt. Oooooh Damn it all Is Emily okay? So far Josh is the only one who's actually died Ah she's alive (Girly) Help me please! I'm comin! Really? I'm here what are you waiting for? (Girly) Get me outta here Um no, I'm going to be supportive. I'm not gonna bring up relationship-relationship shit right now You're gonna be fine, okay? Byyyyyyyeee Ima just let you sit there, and think about what you're talking about You know Emily right now is the time not to be a bitch Yeah (Whispering) Shut up... You're making me not want to save ya. Jump to safety, save Emily. Why would he jump? Oh, fuck did I make a wrong decision? Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh uh oh, I think I did a bad. I'm ready for qte's. Uhhhh Jump to Safety! Jump to Safety! AH NO! AH NO! NOOOO! I think I done fucked up Sorry What now? Cutscene? What was that? Okay? (Laughter) Right then Ashley 2:03 a.m.. Oh fuck Idon't know but Ashley your shorts and boots combination are amazing (Laughter) Ooh! I don't think I can go through this door, but I want to check anyway No Frickin problem Figures You're a nice guy Chris, ta Ashley ta Josh you're an asshole (Laughter) But he doesn't even care cuz he's dead now Is that the same picture thing he looked at That Sam looked at? I think it might be. Let's see what Ashley has to say about it. This is a different one. But I think I've seen this before though. Yeah, it always shows um Hannah's uh tattoo Josh with his lovely sisters Hannah and Beth, looking great guys! Cape Cod Okay, ye said nothing about it fantastic. What are you cold and heartless? We were Bros! And it's supposed to be bros before hoes And I made the wrong decision Shh, never mind. Don't like this. Maybe we should just leave Eahhh! Ashley looks fine. Ashley looks like a lost mouse Wait, we'll see the camera like zoom in right in her face now in a second Wait for it wait for it WAIT for it. You did it for every other character in like two seconds. And now you won't do it this time. Fine. You know what fuck you game. Livin' my own way, doing my own thing Yeah, I'ma go back this way (Laughter) That's another nope gif for ya That's exactly what I'd do in real life I'm not gonna go through a door and opened on its own while all the others closed on their own That was not Sam...that was not Sam Chris!? Really? I don't know what I saw...I saw a ghost. I insist. Is this gonna be like Scooby doo? It's gonna be like holograms Come on in. Yeah, when the door opens on its own like that I is like 'Hey lets go!' There's a party down here In the fuckin' basement Don't these guys ever watch anything horror? Bad shit always happens The lower down you go the darker it gets and the worse it gets Chris? Chris are you dead? Oh, he's alive. He's good. Okay We can- UHA Can't do this. I was just gonna say we can do this, but we can't do this. Chris you're on your own (Laughter) Everything else is scaring you as well You believe me now Chris? Ghosts? No? Ringin' any bells? This isn't open Which is what? Fuck you Chris Yeah, that was real Real fucked up The fuck? Chris? There's a-Okay, never mind then. There's a thing there's things going on Oh. Yeah, this is where the thing fell down You gonna say something about this? No, okay. I didn't know if you were gonna say something because they were talking last time Where do we go? Chris you kind of maybe want to help me instead of just standing there looking at everythingggg Fuck Chris (Laughter) Christmas Past Yeah they were twins. Oh he did it. Oh he did it That was not Sam's voice Let's go check The Key Thanks? That's pretty convincing I'm goin' through the door Wait, that's not for this? What did I get a key for? Was it speed? (Laughter) The key to your heart? Oh, maybe the thing is leading us. Lets go this way I don't want to look into this Creepy Childish music. No thanks. Oh, it's the camera. It's the prank This is a Keyhole I get it, key hole. (This little key) went to the market. Or trying to get you killed Doll Orgy! But it's it's so accurate Well Matt had a video of it NO. I'm noping the fuck out right now dolls moving is not my jam Fucking hate moving dolls. What is this? Yeah, read it! Mom finally agreed the invitations are uh The party is gonna happen. I hate that I have to wait. So far Ash, Matt and Sam said definitely yes. Nothing from Mike. Okay? Oh, we got a tattoo. Oh my God Mike confirmed (Laughter) MIKE CONFIRMED He phoned Josh this afternoon There's a little heart Mike at the bottom left January February 1st Totally got to stop- Totally got to stop obsessing, but I can't help it and don't want to Oh that was the end, okay It's another fucking door opening (Through gritted teeth) I'm having a good time with this game This is fucking weird. Shits getting creepy though. Which is cool, but also very uncool Okay, there was nothing Don't let any- AHHHHH What the fuck? YOU SAW A FACE I thought something was going to walk across at the end And then it just popped up right in front of my face. You can't do that you sons a bitches. Oh a lovely dolls head Ahhhhhhhhhh Oh ho ho ho No fuckin' thank you. My feet are bouncing up and down right now Earthquake? Fantastic Great Oh lighten up. It's just a game, Ha! I'm not scared The fuck is this place Good question I heard a laughy laugh thing, or a sound Kiss Chris, kiss him. Yeah!? That's exactly what you did (Laughter) There's a lot of worse things you can do to somebody. That was a pretty shitty thing you did But I mean- There are a lot of like really bad things you can do to somebody I keep hearin' Ghostie sounds Oh no, a bracelet There's a light over here. Whoo Okey-Smokey-Dokie Newspapers What? A very good question. 18th of August 2014, the fuck is going on? It'll turn out now. It's like. Oh Hannah and Beth never died at all. This is all just another prank We waited a whole year to prank you guys (Laughter) They'll pop up at the end. They'll be the ones in the masks That's not what I actually believe will happen that's some Scooby-doo shit Ah come on You're this far Yeah, you've already done that one friend Let's be courageous (Laughter) Two kids gon' die tonight (Laughter) Ah, this is a fun date Chris. I'm so glad we got together. We're having this time together Yeah...be a lot nicer if there was a lot less death going on and ghosts But you know what, you make the best of the situation Like what? We have to find clues. This is so Scooby-doo man Scooby Dooby doo, where are you? Got some work to do now. Oh. God. I don't know what that was, ooh can I mess with this? Yes Nice lens flares Okay, I don't think I can mess with it, no X is coming up. I can't walk any further, okay, moving along swiftly Chris you're not the bad guy, right? I remember- I remember I had my suspicions about you, and now I'm down, all the way down here on my own and It never clicked with me That if you're a maniac bastard that you're gonna do bad things to me down here (Whimper)I haven't been thinking about it because I've seen ghosts! This is some saw level shit down here. I don't like this There's a saw blade. Oh, I thought I saw an X, thought I saw an X uh uh Meat hooks are nice...so are bear traps and more traps and more meat hooks. Yeah We still can't rule them out! Well maybe rule out Josh cuz he he's, like, in half back there (Laughter) But unless that was a trick and he's still alive, but that was pretty damn convincing I mean, I can't turn my body in half and have all my intestines and bloods pour out from a saw blade. ooh Josh is crossed off Does it have Sam, Jessica, Ashley, Chris, Mike. Where's Emily and Matt? Looks like one Fucking mannequins. Why? Why the mannequins? I hate Mannequins 'Cept when their wearin', like, really sexy clothes Ohh, movie room He showed the thing to Sam Flick Heh, (Girly) Oh! Oh its the video Matt took! Just a little (Laughter) (Whispering) Burn it Well, then! I'm playin' a game Yeah (Whispering) What if it's you Chris?! Well then! Shits going down. It feels like we might be like rounding out the game feels like we might be coming to a climax Any minute now-Roll credits Great game! (Laughter) Where are we right now? Are we in the sanatorium? Uh its blood on the floor! No! That's the killer dude! That's the killer dude! Oh! Ballsaroony, lets investigate the movement. I'm sorry Chris! I'm makin' bad decisions aren't I? Oh I don't think that this is going well... Told you was the killer dude. How did you think that looked like Sam? You can't see her? Really? (Laughter) Was that fake hair or real hair? Oh, you're gonna run right into him. I think. Or Chris (NOISE) OHHH! Told ya Fuck you, Chris. What?! (Whispering) Keep your voice down! Oh! That's the sound of Samuel! Sam? Sammy Boy? Samwise? (Whispering) What the Fuck? She alive? No! No! No! No! No! No! Ah balls! Hi! Hi hi! REALLY ASHLEY? Ashley's bad at this So that's the canister he's carrying around with him. It's not a fire extinguisher or a flame thrower or anything. It's the, gassy gas. Hello, Paul. I'd like to play a game. It's very saw like (Laughter) Ima murder his face off Oh, there's a gun on the table I love you! Oh, that's a bad sign Hello, Jigsaw Only one can live Whado I do!? That was a good decision What if I just do nothing? What if I just sit here and do nothin'? Ima just do that this time. I don't feel like killing anybody Do I really have to wait? I don't want to do anything! It's getting closer. I feel like I might be getting closer. Are we both gonna die? I don't know what to do! I don't wanna kill either! No, no, no no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it, not doing anything I think that that might be a bad decision, but I don't want to kill anybody I like both of them! Whado I do? Whado I do? Whado I do? Whado I do? Whado I do? Oh no! Oh no! This is vibrating like a bitch! I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! I'm just not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna do anything! What happened?! Ah Fuck So he was talkin' to the killer all that time? Well I kinda guessed but...that's confirmation? But he had a hat on What the shit is happening? Yeah,... HEY buddy Fuckin' scared me again. (Laughter) I want to know what happened with them two Ah God, I know some of you are gonna hate the decisions I'm making in this video, or the game in General I'm sorry. I don't know what the outcomes to things are, I don't know what to do Ya alright there Mike? Seven. Loss. Four hours until dawn Hey, Mike 3:05 a.m. Okay, I don't know whether to keep going or to leave this episode here. Because we have, like ten minutes left until the hour. I think I might just leave this episode here. It seems like a good point to stop it off and start the next one I'm sorry for such a cliffhanger to what's going on. I have a feeling the next one might be the end one I don't know. I don't know how long the game is but it really feels like it's like climaxing right now everyone's coming together We know who the killer is, it feels like the big reveal is going to be very soon, so I'm very curious I don't know who it is. I thought it was Josh, and then shit went down, and then I thought it was like Maybe it's Chris and Josh together And then like Chris is like almost dying now and there's still a guy running around It can't just be the guy who's like the arsonist Who's trying to kill people before that Mike was following. Even though we still don't really know who that guy is but There's something going on that I'm not getting and there's still the idea that it could all be inside someone's head Because of what he said in the last episode, I don't know but for now Thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it! PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS AND high fives all round! (WHAPISH WHAPISH) Thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO! What am I? Bad motherfucker! The-there. Is that in frame? Yeah, BAD motherfucker, that's me.

[ { "duration": 3.409, "start": 0.73, "text": "Top of the mornin' to Ya ladies. My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to until Dawn" }, { "duration": 1.29, "start": 4.44, "text": "We're here with Samwise Gamgee" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 5.73, "text": "And we're getting ready to go out because a big mass murderer Motherfucker came in" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 10.12, "text": "Blew out all my candles and I can't even have a sensual bath on my own and we'll go out see if its all my friends" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 15.12, "text": "But it's not because we're probably gonna get murderlized" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 20.05, "text": "Okay, he [wasn't] [he] [wasn't] [gonna] [be] at the door. Why would he be at the door? Is that a ballon?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 25.99, "text": "Why is there a balloon just here?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 30.55, "text": "Okay, the balloons pointing right." }, { "duration": 2.39, "start": 33.489, "text": "That makes me feel like I don't want to go right" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 36.88, "text": "Makes me feel like I wanna go the opposite of what you're saying. I can't. We're stuck. We have to go right" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 42.239, "text": "Sorry guys. I tried try it so hard. I got so far" }, { "duration": 3.989, "start": 45.57, "text": "But in the end doesn't even matter. At least we look great in a towel" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 55.629, "text": "Hello? Oh, it's dark in here. Oh, it's so dark- oh no we're fine." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 60.669, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 1.831, "start": 62.669, "text": "(SCREAM)" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 66.52, "text": "Exactly exactly what I was gonna say. Oh, you're not a shiny thing. You're just a reflection off the clock" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 73.299, "text": "Hey, you told me to go this way" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 76.6, "text": "Why would you do this? You wouldn't- you wouldn't- like be afraid?" }, { "duration": 1.199, "start": 90, "text": "Yeah, me too" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 95.08, "text": "Good" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 97.22, "text": "Ooh!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 99.76, "text": "What's that?" }, { "duration": 1.37, "start": 102.01, "text": "Don't know if you can hear it sometimes" }, { "duration": 3.809, "start": 103.38, "text": "I said this before in another episode if you're not wearing that good headphones or good speakers" }, { "duration": 3.029, "start": 107.19, "text": "You're missing a lot of audio in games cuz it's very, like, (Sound effects) Whoom Whoom Whoom." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 111.91, "text": "Yeah, whatever Sam. Shut up." }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 115.63, "text": "There's Sam, Beth, Hannah, Josh, oh no is that Mike?" }, { "duration": 6.739, "start": 121.15, "text": "Ready for the senior prom Hannah, Sam, Mike, Emily. Okay. It wasn't, ah, Beth or Hanna" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 127.89, "text": "I don't know. I'm getting confused with all the freaking names" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 131.17, "text": "They were twins, okay" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 133.48, "text": " " }, { "duration": 6.771, "start": 137.429, "text": "And yet we're still going downstairs because fuck logic am I right haha up top. No, it's not something to high-five" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 147.34, "text": "Why would we go on this side of the room?" }, { "duration": 4.9, "start": 149.34, "text": "If they're not out here in the middle of the area they obviously don't care enough to see you in your towel." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 154.26, "text": "So you can go back to the room." }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 156.9, "text": "Also a key, a lock, every door has them." }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 161.4, "text": "(Whimper)" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 163.14, "text": "Sam I have a bit more information on the situation than you do." }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 167.06, "text": "Behind you!" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 171, "text": "We're gonna have to run aren't we?" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 174.64, "text": "Yep" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 175.78, "text": "Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to run. I'm ready to get out of here!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 182.22, "text": "Hi" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 187.14, "text": "No!" }, { "duration": 0.9500000000000001, "start": 195.15, "text": "Which is?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 198.84, "text": "Just a Slideshow of his dick?" }, { "duration": 3.171, "start": 202.829, "text": "You you did not have a camera in that room!" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 214, "text": "No?" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 222, "text": "Cause you told me to watch!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 226.32, "text": "Oh!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 231.04, "text": "Do we have to watch this shit again?!" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 234.88, "text": "That was Chris." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 237.58, "text": "To what?" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 244.54, "text": "WHOHKAY (SCREAM)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 248.18, "text": "Hi?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 250.44, "text": "RUN Of course!" }, { "duration": 1.7109999999999999, "start": 252.599, "text": "Fuck that dude" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 254.31, "text": "Do you have a fire extinguisher...or is that the flamethrower thing?" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 259.979, "text": "Have no idea. Okay, there was no qte stuff that time" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 265.77, "text": "Jump jump I'm gone. I'm not fighting. I'm not taking this tension. I am goooone!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 273.18, "text": "See you later fucker" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 278.129, "text": "Are we good, are we good? Oh!Oh that was close." }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 282.659, "text": "I got it just in time. There we go here. There we go. There we go. Yes. Yes. I'm ready to do this. I'm ready to escape" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 289.469, "text": "Nice face. Great" }, { "duration": 6.109, "start": 293.37, "text": "Do I have the control her-okay, no just run. Just run Sam. Just keep on running hidin's not gonna do us anything" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 301.349, "text": "You have a busted leg! Does somebody else get a busted leg when I played this? I can't remember" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 308.129, "text": "It's time to get a handle on the situation. Pull. Pull this out" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 312.629, "text": "Pu- PULL Sam" }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 315.8, "text": "Handles on it. Yes, and he has a broken leg. So he can't make it over that." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 320.18, "text": "(Laugher)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 321.14, "text": "Never mind" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 323.76, "text": "Go go go go go go! YES. Oh, shut it. Shut it. Shut it. YES" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 331.94, "text": "Whado I do?Whado I do?There we go. There we go there. There we go safe. Safe as houses." }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 336.72, "text": "OOO" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 337.88, "text": "Now into this fresh new hell, run Sam surprised you didn't lose your towel in all that. That is held on with Superglue." }, { "duration": 7.369, "start": 346.259, "text": "Do I have to force my way? I am so glad I'm so manly and strong in this game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 357.08, "text": "Where are we?" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 359.42, "text": "That's a cool shot as well, okay quite fast now Sam" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 362.5, "text": "Now would be a great time if a sprinting mechanic came into the game" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 369.88, "text": "Run. No I'm not hiding from anything. I'm just running from everything" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 376.96, "text": "oh OH NO!" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 383.84, "text": "Oh balls. If I had hid would I have been okay?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 390.26, "text": "Ah shit" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 393.72, "text": "Oh...you" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 402.36, "text": "Noo" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 415.18, "text": "(Whispering)I didn't FUCKING know." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 426.38, "text": "No I don't" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 429.64, "text": "For videos Yeah (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 436.08, "text": "(SPOOKED) OH" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 439.56, "text": "What?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 442.72, "text": "What's going on?" }, { "duration": 2.539, "start": 445.51, "text": "Okay, previously. (To Josh's death) AGAIN. REALLY?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 449.38, "text": "I don't want to be looking at this shit." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 456.42, "text": "Yeah?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 458.48, "text": "We really do" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 462.52, "text": "Hi psycho" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 468.44, "text": "His voice sounds familiar" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 479.86, "text": "It's not showing anything from Mike for some reason." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 484.92, "text": "Oh yeah all the deer." }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 489.13, "text": "People also pointed out that this is the cliff that Beth and Hannah fell off. Because the sign that they fell off and broke" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 496.84, "text": "Vengence! Five hours until Dawn" }, { "duration": 6.189, "start": 502.12, "text": "Uh jump. Rebuke, get a hold of yourself or stay calm Emily. Stay calm Emily" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 509.96, "text": "They're just-they're just deer, (To Matt) Yeah!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 518.36, "text": "Shit" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 520.36, "text": "UUUH" }, { "duration": 6.139, "start": 521.34, "text": "Okay, soo then. Down the cliff or through the deer?" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 529.14, "text": "Ima go through- OH. I have the deer separating powers. I'm like dear moses!" }, { "duration": 6.169, "start": 535.89, "text": "And so he said unto them, let my people go, lest I part these red deers." }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 543.69, "text": "We're doin' good. Emily? You kinda want to follow maybe?" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 548.6, "text": "Why's she not follown' me and why does Matt have that face on like (Makes face) I love dear" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 557.06, "text": "Oh oh" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 558.98, "text": "(Gibberish) Whay- OH. OH NO" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 561.36, "text": "Why- why did I do that?" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 563.7, "text": "Why did I do that? I could have done nothing. I keep forgetting that I could have done nothing" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 569.82, "text": "Fuck! Sorry sorry! Oh I did a bad. My bad!" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 576.3, "text": "Why did I do that?!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 578.62, "text": "Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 580.62, "text": "Matt hold on now! There we go. There we go, as long as I have my qte skills" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 588.28, "text": "UUUUUHhhhh climb around." }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 592.08, "text": "I did that. I did that. I got that. I got that. You can't say I didn't. Shimmy left because I like the word shimmy" }, { "duration": 5.299, "start": 597.54, "text": "Shimmy shammy. these fuckin' qte's are super fast now. Climb to the top. Why would I shoot me back right?" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 605.04, "text": "Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Jesus Christ these are fast" }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 611.9, "text": "AHH!" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 613.96, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 616.46, "text": "Are the deer gone?" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 622, "text": "Okay they're gone. What the fuck was that all about?" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 633.57, "text": "I'm going to thank you so hard. In your face" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 637.65, "text": "Like a boss (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 642.81, "text": "That was weird. What was the point of all that sequence? I don't know but I got some good coffee." }, { "duration": 5.299, "start": 652.95, "text": "Also, I'm sorry about some of the decisions I make in this game. I will make decisions in the split reaction moment" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 658.56, "text": "There is no such thing as a wrong decision these types of games you play however you want to play so I'm sorry" }, { "duration": 3.329, "start": 663.59, "text": "Oh I'm playin' as Emily now, (Continuing) so I'm sorry if some of you disagree with some of my decisions" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 666.92, "text": "But please stop calling me dumbass or moron or stupid or any of that kind of stuff. It's just a game. There's just decisions" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 673.47, "text": "Many other people are playing this game you can go watch their decisions if you want. Or you can play it yourself." }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 677.92, "text": "I'd actually highly recommend playing it yourself. Really good game" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 684.8, "text": "We can walk" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 688.46, "text": "Yeah." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 695.96, "text": "Suuuure" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 697.46, "text": "Great idea. Up in here, into the Overwatch tower." }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 700.92, "text": "(LIGHT) AH!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 703.9, "text": "Swear to Jesus" }, { "duration": 2.899, "start": 712.2, "text": "Matt! Using that motherfucking brain" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 716, "text": "I Love you Matt. Such a sexy man" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 720.28, "text": "Even though I have a feeling you're wrong" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 725.76, "text": "Whats gonna be up here?" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 728.39, "text": "Also I know, I'm not releasing these episodes super, like, frequently I still try and, like, keep stuff spaced out on the channel" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 733.96, "text": "So I'm sorry if you're expecting this constantly and I know some people have it finished already" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 738.06, "text": "But if I lived youtube that way I'd end up spamming the channel up with stuff and I don't wanna do that" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 744.9, "text": "We'll just take our time. We enjoy it for what it is. I'm gonna look around a bit." }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 749.22, "text": "Now the light went off, maybe Matt was right" }, { "duration": 1.3900000000000001, "start": 752.6, "text": "No shit here" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 753.99, "text": "There's just a ladder. I really like some of the camera shots in this game. It's fucking nice" }, { "duration": 1.651, "start": 759.779, "text": "Up we go" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 761.43, "text": "You comin' Matt?" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 763.889, "text": "Don't look at my ass while I'm climbing. It's not a very gentlemanly thing to do" }, { "duration": 2.299, "start": 768.12, "text": "Okay, he's just gonna stay down there. Okay. See you later boo" }, { "duration": 1.35, "start": 778.38, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 6.19, "start": 779.73, "text": "I'm not scared. It's not like it's in the dark with a murderer goin' around AND a great height at the same time!" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 786.64, "text": "Not like all my fears in one. Don't even worry about me, I'm fine, strong!" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 790.22, "text": "S'alright, I can do this. Will of a champion! Will of steel." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 795.839, "text": "Cuz you're climbing high" }, { "duration": 6.71, "start": 803.76, "text": "Is Matt following me? Oh he is, hey Matt. How ya doing buddy? Yeah. If I die don't come up." }, { "duration": 4.609, "start": 811.44, "text": "Like if I get like chopped in half on the way up, don't follow me. In fact go down." }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 818.85, "text": "Up we go! (Grunt) Yessss" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 827.76, "text": "I think we're safe" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 834.1, "text": "Hello. (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 838.14, "text": "We made it, Yay." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 845.78, "text": "This is cozy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 848.44, "text": "You okay there, buddy?" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 850.88, "text": "I'm fine." }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 853.66, "text": "Don't even Fuckin' worry about me bro, I'm Golden. Golden like a retriever." }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 860.66, "text": "Pull the door." }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 864.66, "text": "Oooh nooo" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 873.29, "text": "They're not missin. They're just ghosts now. Well one of them is" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 883.1, "text": "Radio doesn't work Matt. We're fucked." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 888.94, "text": "Can you MacGyver this shit?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 896.12, "text": "maybe" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 898.24, "text": "Lets just keep looking around. Ooh, what is this? Is a printer or a fax machine?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 907.26, "text": "No hope" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 910.66, "text": "Why did I decide to go back out?" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 913.269, "text": "Is there a generator out here? Ooh theres a switch thing on the wall" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 916.42, "text": "Here we go. I got it Matt don't even fucking worry about it. Keep saying that sorry" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 921.25, "text": "Here we go, flick. Flick? Oh, we're flicking up got it." }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 928.93, "text": "Used my brain to overcome the situation" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 937.12, "text": "I heard breathing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 940.57, "text": "Okay, let's see what this does" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 946.329, "text": "What are you printing out though? Don't be a picture of a dick-oh Beth is missing" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 954.48, "text": "You sound so sincere about that Emily." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 959.66, "text": "Hey radio, breaker breaker 1-9 stuck in tower. HELP." }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 967.44, "text": "Did we do it?" }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 970.3, "text": "I can kinda hear..." }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 973.02, "text": "Go again, go again." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 977.26, "text": "Hi" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 982.36, "text": "Breaker breaker?" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 989.82, "text": "Hi!" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 992.38, "text": "Ranger Rick!" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 1001.74, "text": "I don't like how this is being like angled and set up" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1014.76, "text": "I heard Whispers" }, { "duration": 4.42, "start": 1018.66, "text": "Ghosts no...uh comply" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 1029.7, "text": "Not important" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 1036.42, "text": "Ranger Fucktard..." }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 1039.18, "text": "LISTEN TO ME" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1045.28, "text": "(Girly) Oh no..he's after us" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1052.1, "text": "Thought that was the cam version" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 1056.78, "text": "Yep, it's time for shit to go down" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1061.86, "text": "Nope!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1069.21, "text": "I feel so safe" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1073.74, "text": "Bout six inches (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 1079.56, "text": "(NOISE)THAT'S the name of the game! Not until dawn, over?" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 1086.16, "text": "He's comin' for both of us. It's not all about you, the world does not revolve around you Emily get a fucking grip" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 1092.54, "text": "If you're a friend, say so if you're a ghost fuck off" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1105.26, "text": "Uh oh." }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 1109.05, "text": "That's bad. That's terrible. That's the worst thing in a situation like this that could happen" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 1118.929, "text": "Emily I think you're scarier than any of the creatures" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 1122.7, "text": "Where'd the fire come out of!?" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1124.92, "text": "Uh oh" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 1125.98, "text": "It's comin' down!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1132.52, "text": "Oh God, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1135.549, "text": "Is somebody gonna die here?" }, { "duration": 0.791, "start": 1137.549, "text": "Oh!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1138.34, "text": "Triangle. Got it nice" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1142.14, "text": "Hold on Emily! Grip of steel! What would wonder in Shadow of the colossus do?" }, { "duration": 1.199, "start": 1148.84, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1150.04, "text": "You don't sound very scared" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 1152.12, "text": "FUck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1155.58, "text": "You could try climbing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1160.65, "text": "Whado we do?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1165.31, "text": "Nothing apparently" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 1172.02, "text": "Okay then." }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1175.06, "text": "Down into the ground. We go. Everybody's dead. Matt's not dead, good job Matt." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 1183, "text": "Oooooh" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1188.06, "text": "Damn it all" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1191.06, "text": "Is Emily okay?" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1196.24, "text": "So far Josh is the only one who's actually died" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 1203.46, "text": "Ah she's alive" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1206.76, "text": "(Girly) Help me please!" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1208.1, "text": "I'm comin!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1212.18, "text": "Really?" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 1215.5, "text": "I'm here what are you waiting for?" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 1222.42, "text": "(Girly) Get me outta here" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1224.26, "text": "Um no, I'm going to be supportive. I'm not gonna bring up relationship-relationship shit right now" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 1238.96, "text": "You're gonna be fine, okay? Byyyyyyyeee" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 1247.179, "text": "Ima just let you sit there, and think about what you're talking about" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1253.3, "text": "You know Emily right now is the time not to be a bitch" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1260.8, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1267.1, "text": "(Whispering) Shut up..." }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1268.42, "text": "You're making me not want to save ya. Jump to safety, save Emily. Why would he jump?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1272.76, "text": "Oh, fuck did I make a wrong decision?" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1276.42, "text": "Uh oh Uh oh" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1277.72, "text": "Uh oh uh oh, I think I did a bad. I'm ready for qte's." }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 1287.6, "text": "Uhhhh" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 1288.84, "text": "Jump to Safety! Jump to Safety!" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1291.24, "text": "AH NO! AH NO! NOOOO!" }, { "duration": 2.15, "start": 1303.48, "text": "I think I done fucked up" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1309.21, "text": "Sorry" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1312.78, "text": "What now?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1315.57, "text": "Cutscene?" }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 1317.96, "text": "What was that? Okay? (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 1327.08, "text": "Right then Ashley 2:03 a.m.. Oh fuck" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 1335.1, "text": "Idon't know but Ashley your shorts and boots combination are amazing" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 1340.96, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1342.02, "text": "Ooh!" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 1349.58, "text": "I don't think I can go through this door, but I want to check anyway" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1353.4, "text": "No Frickin problem" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1355.68, "text": "Figures" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1361.38, "text": "You're a nice guy Chris, ta Ashley ta Josh you're an asshole (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 1366.84, "text": "But he doesn't even care cuz he's dead now" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1371.37, "text": "Is that the same picture thing he looked at" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 1374.46, "text": "That Sam looked at? I think it might be. Let's see what Ashley has to say about it." }, { "duration": 6.979, "start": 1380.31, "text": "This is a different one. But I think I've seen this before though. Yeah, it always shows um Hannah's uh tattoo" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1388.77, "text": "Josh with his lovely sisters Hannah and Beth, looking great guys! Cape Cod" }, { "duration": 3.46, "start": 1393.78, "text": "Okay, ye said nothing about it fantastic. What are you cold and heartless?" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 1406, "text": "We were Bros!" }, { "duration": 1.96, "start": 1407.88, "text": "And it's supposed to be bros before hoes" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1411.06, "text": "And I made the wrong decision" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1415.07, "text": "Shh, never mind." }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 1419.26, "text": "Don't like this. Maybe we should just leave" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 1424.28, "text": "Eahhh!" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 1428.6, "text": "Ashley looks fine. Ashley looks like a lost mouse" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 1432.32, "text": "Wait, we'll see the camera like zoom in right in her face now in a second" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1435.92, "text": "Wait for it" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1437.66, "text": "wait for it" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1439.78, "text": "WAIT for it. You did it for every other character in like two seconds. And now you won't do it this time. Fine." }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 1444.28, "text": "You know what fuck you game. Livin' my own way, doing my own thing" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 1451.58, "text": "Yeah, I'ma go back this way (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1454.82, "text": "That's another nope gif for ya" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1457.34, "text": "That's exactly what I'd do in real life" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 1458.78, "text": "I'm not gonna go through a door and opened on its own while all the others closed on their own" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1463.12, "text": "That was not Sam...that was not Sam" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 1487.08, "text": "Chris!? Really?" }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 1493.3, "text": "I don't know what I saw...I saw a ghost. I insist." }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 1507.16, "text": "Is this gonna be like Scooby doo? It's gonna be like holograms" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1526.1, "text": "Come on in. Yeah, when the door opens on its own like that I is like 'Hey lets go!'" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 1531.22, "text": "There's a party down here" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1532.12, "text": "In the fuckin' basement" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 1534.3, "text": "Don't these guys ever watch anything horror? Bad shit always happens" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1539.34, "text": "The lower down you go the darker it gets and the worse it gets" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1544.64, "text": "Chris?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1547.38, "text": "Chris are you dead?" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 1551.64, "text": "Oh, he's alive. He's good. Okay" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1554.68, "text": "We can- UHA" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 1555.92, "text": "Can't do this. I was just gonna say we can do this, but we can't do this. Chris you're on your own (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1571.919, "text": "Everything else is scaring you as well" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 1575.4, "text": "You believe me now Chris? Ghosts? No? Ringin' any bells?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1586.14, "text": "This isn't open" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 1589.62, "text": "Which is what?" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1598.3, "text": "Fuck you Chris" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 1605.14, "text": "Yeah, that was real" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1607.1, "text": "Real fucked up" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1613.4, "text": "The fuck?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1616.82, "text": "Chris?" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1618.64, "text": "There's a-Okay, never mind then. There's a thing there's things going on" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 1625.38, "text": "Oh. Yeah, this is where the thing fell down" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1632.52, "text": "You gonna say something about this?" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1635.66, "text": "No, okay. I didn't know if you were gonna say something because they were talking last time" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 1640.88, "text": "Where do we go?" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1643.38, "text": "Chris you kind of maybe want to help me instead of just standing there looking at everythingggg" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1653.42, "text": "Fuck Chris" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1658.64, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1664.68, "text": "Christmas Past" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1673.86, "text": "Yeah they were twins." }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 1681.52, "text": "Oh he did it." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 1683.24, "text": "Oh he did it" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 1691.52, "text": "That was not Sam's voice" }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 1696.1, "text": "Let's go check" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1701.78, "text": "The Key" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 1706.68, "text": "Thanks?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1719.22, "text": "That's pretty convincing" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1724.58, "text": "I'm goin' through the door" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1727.11, "text": "Wait, that's not for this?" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 1730.56, "text": "What did I get a key for?" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 1733.24, "text": "Was it speed? (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1735.08, "text": "The key to your heart?" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 1737.6, "text": "Oh, maybe the thing is leading us. Lets go this way" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 1749.9, "text": "I don't want to look into this" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 1752.68, "text": "Creepy Childish music. No thanks." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1765.76, "text": "Oh, it's the camera. It's the prank" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1768.86, "text": "This is a Keyhole" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1771.56, "text": "I get it, key hole. (This little key) went to the market." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1778.2, "text": "Or trying to get you killed" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 1787.38, "text": "Doll Orgy!" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 1794.63, "text": "But it's it's so accurate" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1814.32, "text": "Well Matt had a video of it" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 1824.299, "text": "NO. I'm noping the fuck out right now dolls moving is not my jam" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 1833.12, "text": "Fucking hate moving dolls." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1836.9, "text": "What is this?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1839.18, "text": "Yeah, read it!" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 1842.54, "text": "Mom finally agreed the invitations are uh" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1845.86, "text": "The party is gonna happen. I hate that I have to wait. So far Ash, Matt and Sam said" }, { "duration": 4.889, "start": 1850.66, "text": "definitely yes. Nothing from Mike. Okay? Oh, we got a tattoo. Oh my God Mike confirmed" }, { "duration": 2.331, "start": 1855.549, "text": "(Laughter) MIKE CONFIRMED" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1858.48, "text": "He phoned Josh this afternoon" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 1860.38, "text": "There's a little heart Mike at the bottom left" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 1862.64, "text": "January" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1863.62, "text": "February 1st" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1873.72, "text": "Totally got to stop-" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1875.44, "text": "Totally got to stop obsessing, but I can't help it and don't want to" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 1879.56, "text": "Oh that was the end, okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1885.22, "text": "It's another fucking door opening" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1889.78, "text": "(Through gritted teeth) I'm having a good time with this game" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 1893.92, "text": "This is fucking weird. Shits getting creepy though. Which is cool, but also very uncool" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1902.649, "text": "Okay, there was nothing" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1906.64, "text": "Don't let any-" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 1907.14, "text": "AHHHHH" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 1912.72, "text": "What the fuck?" }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 1925.64, "text": "YOU SAW A FACE" }, { "duration": 1.599, "start": 1927.56, "text": "I thought something was going to walk across at the end" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1929.159, "text": "And then it just popped up right in front of my face. You can't do that you sons a bitches." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1934.179, "text": "Oh a lovely dolls head" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1936.76, "text": "Ahhhhhhhhhh" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1940.46, "text": "Oh ho ho ho" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1941.52, "text": "No fuckin' thank you. My feet are bouncing up and down right now" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1948.28, "text": "Earthquake?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1954.98, "text": "Fantastic" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1956.22, "text": "Great" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 1959.68, "text": "Oh lighten up. It's just a game, Ha!" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 1962.64, "text": "I'm not scared" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1965.94, "text": "The fuck is this place" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1969.38, "text": "Good question" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 1978.03, "text": "I heard a laughy laugh thing, or a sound" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1982.08, "text": "Kiss Chris, kiss him." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2008.22, "text": "Yeah!?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2009.44, "text": "That's exactly what you did" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 2025.38, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2034, "text": "There's a lot of worse things you can do to somebody. That was a pretty shitty thing you did" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 2038.32, "text": "But I mean-" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 2039.38, "text": "There are a lot of like really bad things you can do to somebody" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2044.06, "text": "I keep hearin' Ghostie sounds" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 2049.88, "text": "Oh no, a bracelet" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 2060.88, "text": "There's a light over here." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2063.62, "text": "Whoo" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2064.34, "text": "Okey-Smokey-Dokie" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2068, "text": "Newspapers" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 2075.08, "text": "What?" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 2080.72, "text": "A very good question. 18th of August 2014, the fuck is going on?" }, { "duration": 5.329, "start": 2088.94, "text": "It'll turn out now. It's like. Oh Hannah and Beth never died at all. This is all just another prank" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2094.269, "text": "We waited a whole year to prank you guys" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 2096.269, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 2097.069, "text": "They'll pop up at the end. They'll be the ones in the masks" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 2099.94, "text": "That's not what I actually believe will happen that's some Scooby-doo shit" }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 2109.76, "text": "Ah come on" }, { "duration": 0.52, "start": 2111.82, "text": "You're this far" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2120.68, "text": "Yeah, you've already done that one friend" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2125.8, "text": "Let's be courageous" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2134.76, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 2144.92, "text": "Two kids gon' die tonight (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 5.86, "start": 2148.64, "text": "Ah, this is a fun date Chris. I'm so glad we got together. We're having this time together" }, { "duration": 4.219, "start": 2155.48, "text": "Yeah...be a lot nicer if there was a lot less death going on and ghosts" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 2159.98, "text": "But you know what, you make the best of the situation" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2184.059, "text": "Like what?" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 2186.16, "text": "We have to find clues. This is so Scooby-doo man" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 2190.39, "text": "Scooby Dooby doo, where are you?" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 2193.27, "text": "Got some work to do now. Oh. God. I don't know what that was, ooh can I mess with this? Yes" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 2200.86, "text": "Nice lens flares" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 2203.1, "text": "Okay, I don't think I can mess with it, no X is coming up. I can't walk any further, okay, moving along swiftly" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2214.06, "text": "Chris you're not the bad guy, right? I remember-" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2216.96, "text": "I remember I had my suspicions about you, and now I'm down, all the way down here on my own and It never clicked with me" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 2223.299, "text": "That if you're a maniac bastard that you're gonna do bad things to me down here" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 2229.599, "text": "(Whimper)I haven't been thinking about it because I've seen ghosts!" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 2237.4, "text": "This is some saw level shit down here." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2243.22, "text": "I don't like this" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2246.4, "text": "There's a saw blade." }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 2250.15, "text": "Oh, I thought I saw an X, thought I saw an X uh uh" }, { "duration": 7.1, "start": 2256.5, "text": "Meat hooks are nice...so are bear traps and more traps and more meat hooks." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2267.58, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 2272.859, "text": "We still can't rule them out! Well maybe rule out Josh cuz he he's, like, in half back there (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 2280.359, "text": "But unless that was a trick and he's still alive, but that was pretty damn convincing" }, { "duration": 5.791, "start": 2283.649, "text": "I mean, I can't turn my body in half and have all my intestines and bloods pour out from a saw blade." }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 2293.68, "text": "ooh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2295.42, "text": "Josh is crossed off" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 2298.14, "text": "Does it have Sam, Jessica, Ashley, Chris, Mike. Where's Emily and Matt?" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 2309.4, "text": "Looks like one" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2312.66, "text": "Fucking mannequins. Why? Why the mannequins? I hate Mannequins" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2316.98, "text": "'Cept when their wearin', like, really sexy clothes" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 2325.2, "text": "Ohh, movie room" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 2328.78, "text": "He showed the thing to Sam" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2332.78, "text": "Flick" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 2335.52, "text": "Heh, (Girly) Oh!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 2344.46, "text": "Oh its the video Matt took!" }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 2353.64, "text": "Just a little" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2364.02, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2396.7, "text": "(Whispering) Burn it" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 2411.3, "text": "Well, then!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2431.04, "text": "I'm playin' a game" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2437.98, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 2444.52, "text": "(Whispering) What if it's you Chris?!" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 2451.16, "text": "Well then! Shits going down. It feels like we might be like rounding out the game feels like we might be coming to a climax" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 2461.44, "text": "Any minute now-Roll credits" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 2463.64, "text": "Great game! (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2466.52, "text": "Where are we right now? Are we in the sanatorium?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2475.3, "text": "Uh its blood on the floor!" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 2489.12, "text": "No! That's the killer dude! That's the killer dude!" }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 2496.94, "text": "Oh! Ballsaroony, lets investigate the movement." }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 2500.02, "text": "I'm sorry Chris!" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 2504.62, "text": "I'm makin' bad decisions aren't I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2508.52, "text": "Oh I don't think that this is going well..." }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2516.56, "text": "Told you was the killer dude. How did you think that looked like Sam?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2525.589, "text": "You can't see her? Really? (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2534.94, "text": "Was that fake hair or real hair?" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 2543.9, "text": "Oh, you're gonna run right into him. I think." }, { "duration": 0.52, "start": 2549.38, "text": "Or Chris" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 2556.62, "text": "(NOISE) OHHH!" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 2559.52, "text": "Told ya" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2561.32, "text": "Fuck you, Chris." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2578.7, "text": "What?!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2592.48, "text": "(Whispering) Keep your voice down!" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 2610.98, "text": "Oh! That's the sound of Samuel! Sam?\n Sammy Boy? Samwise?" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 2629.5, "text": "(Whispering) What the Fuck?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2635, "text": "She alive?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2650.5, "text": "No!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2651.2, "text": "No! No! No! No! No!" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 2654.2, "text": "Ah balls!" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 2660.24, "text": "Hi! Hi hi!" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 2662.34, "text": "REALLY ASHLEY?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2666.42, "text": "Ashley's bad at this" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 2671.23, "text": "So that's the canister he's carrying around with him. It's not a fire extinguisher or a flame thrower or anything. It's the, gassy gas." }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 2683.86, "text": "Hello, Paul. I'd like to play a game." }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 2688.92, "text": "It's very saw like" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 2693.16, "text": "(Laughter)" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 2695.16, "text": "Ima murder his face off" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2703.76, "text": "Oh, there's a gun on the table" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 2723.5, "text": "I love you!" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 2750.54, "text": "Oh, that's a bad sign" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2760.53, "text": "Hello, Jigsaw" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 2767.92, "text": "Only one can live" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 2781.68, "text": "Whado I do!?" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2790.4, "text": "That was a good decision" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 2798.78, "text": "What if I just do nothing?" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 2801.16, "text": "What if I just sit here and do nothin'?" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2803.24, "text": "Ima just do that this time. I don't feel like killing anybody" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2807.39, "text": "Do I really have to wait?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2810.33, "text": "I don't want to do anything!" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 2813, "text": "It's getting closer. I feel like I might be getting closer. Are we both gonna die? I don't know what to do!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2817.55, "text": "I don't wanna kill either!" }, { "duration": 4.219, "start": 2820.08, "text": "No, no, no no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it, not doing anything" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 2824.3, "text": "I think that that might be a bad decision, but I don't want to kill anybody I like both of them!" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 2832.17, "text": "Whado I do? Whado I do? Whado I do? Whado I do? Whado I do? Oh no! Oh no!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2837.99, "text": "This is vibrating like a bitch!" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 2840.74, "text": "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do!" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 2843.04, "text": "I'm just not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna do anything!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 2854.62, "text": "What happened?!" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 2857.92, "text": "Ah Fuck" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 2876.11, "text": "So he was talkin' to the killer all that time? Well I kinda guessed but...that's confirmation?" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 2881.98, "text": "But he had a hat on" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2908.04, "text": "What the shit is happening?" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 2915.12, "text": "Yeah,..." }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 2917.24, "text": "HEY buddy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2922.7, "text": "Fuckin' scared me again. (Laughter)" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 2930.18, "text": "I want to know what happened with them two" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 2942.8, "text": "Ah God, I know some of you are gonna hate the decisions I'm making in this video, or the game in General" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 2947.81, "text": "I'm sorry. I don't know what the outcomes to things are, I don't know what to do" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2955.23, "text": "Ya alright there Mike?" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 2961.88, "text": "Seven. Loss. Four hours until dawn" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2971.18, "text": "Hey, Mike" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 2974.94, "text": "3:05 a.m." }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 2979.9, "text": "Okay, I don't know whether to keep going or to leave this episode here. Because we have, like ten minutes left until the hour." }, { "duration": 4.619, "start": 2984.61, "text": "I think I might just leave this episode here. It seems like a good point to stop it off and start the next one" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 2989.23, "text": "I'm sorry for such a cliffhanger to what's going on. I have a feeling the next one might be the end one" }, { "duration": 5.429, "start": 2994.09, "text": "I don't know. I don't know how long the game is but it really feels like it's like climaxing right now everyone's coming together" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 2999.52, "text": "We know who the killer is, it feels like the big reveal is going to be very soon, so I'm very curious" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 3004.71, "text": "I don't know who it is. I thought it was Josh, and then shit went down, and then I thought it was like" }, { "duration": 1.4100000000000001, "start": 3008.79, "text": "Maybe it's Chris and Josh together" }, { "duration": 5.5, "start": 3010.2, "text": "And then like Chris is like almost dying now and there's still a guy running around" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3016.1, "text": "It can't just be the guy who's like the arsonist" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3018.34, "text": "Who's trying to kill people before that Mike was following. Even though we still don't really know who that guy is but" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 3024.01, "text": "There's something going on that I'm not getting and there's still the idea that it could all be inside someone's head" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 3029.95, "text": "Because of what he said in the last episode, I don't know but for now" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 3033.97, "text": "Thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it! PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 3039.3, "text": "LIKE A BOSS" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 3040.72, "text": "AND high fives all round! (WHAPISH WHAPISH)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3043.86, "text": "Thank you guys! And I will see all you dudes..." }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 3046.88, "text": "IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 3063.2, "text": "What am I? Bad motherfucker!" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 3064.74, "text": "The-there. Is that in frame? Yeah, BAD motherfucker, that's me." } ]

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Top of the Mornin' to ya Laddies, my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to some Trollface quest Videogames. This is the second one which I didn't know is out, but here we are. I think this one is brand new. umm I don't know when it came out, but I I haven't seen this one before but I always like playing these types of games We have a long... Storied history of playing these games of the channel so we might as well play the newest ones when they're out so let's go! We've a PubG, thing, right here. umm... Ahh, Lara what are you doing? Okay, you're gonna count my clicks again? You gonna shame me like that? Why is that level fail? That feels like I did it exactly like I was supposed to. K- Okay, I tried to click-and-drag you okay, that was kind of a different face though. What did I- Okay, I have no idea what I'm doing to do that ohh! Ohh! Oh, you're gonna get stomped on oh (Jack looks on as a fat and buff Lara Croft tries to fly) Ohh! You were supposed to win not Lara, okay, Jesus Christ alrighty! What do we got my Starcraft dudes? I don't think that's gonna work on her. She's impervious. She got a bulletproof boobs! (???) Okay you did that that's good see now I have to- like worry about clicking and dragging shit all over the place. Why're you trying that again it's not gonna work a second time Okay, pull down the visor is there something else somewhere. Can I can I? Can I? Can I pull a star out of the sky or something? You can click on you, but you're not doing anything for me. Okay a billion clicks. Oh don't click out of the game. Ummmm... Okay, I can't click and drag her, it seems. (Devilish laugh) Sounds like spongebob Really?! Oh sweet Jesus... Okay, I have to click and hold? Oh My god really? Okay. Go! kick'em... kick'em... Kick'em! Wooooo! Bye! I knew that that was going to fail it but... Hahahahaa! (disappointed) That's still a fail? (What did he just do?) I don't know how I feel about that. That's strange. if you go now? That's still the same thing okay, try and kick him when he's bent over. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Jack is filled with pure disgust and jealousy) I Hope that you're hopping straight to a doctor, holy crap he stuck his foot up his ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know everyone's parents always say I'm gonna stick my foot up your ass, but Jesus...! Okayhaha, Is this Wha- okay yeah GTA. (laughter) "Wasted" ah I get it. Umm... I can't click on 'em! Okay wait I can click on them, but I- Now that works! Okay, let's think this through, actually why would I do that none of these things ever make any sort of fucking sense. I'm trying to hold on him. But It's not working! Apparently that did something? Peace out dude! good for you! Oh, I don't have to press something else to I? Oh, thank god Jesus Good. The solutions to these are so obnoxious! You have to like click and hold very specific directions and everything now. Oh is this papers, please?(?) All right no it's hitman. It reminded me of papers, Please because you have a booth. I Want a papers please one. Shit. No change- change the page is what I was going to try to do. I didn't even click you! Okay, okay. Okay, Okay, Where else can I click? Cuz this music all my sounded like Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob dudumm! ooh... Ohhhh! Scan the back of your head there you go (Jackaboy laughter) It's so stupid! I Get it agent 47! still wish it was a- Still wish it was a papers, please. Cause then it could have been like: GLORY GREATEST!!! Detained!! I miss that game, miss that series. Okay, grab the wigglies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is this supposed to be Slithereo? Slither.io? ohh Jesus, Oh God. Ohh God!! Christ! I never would have played that game if I knew that was gonna happen. Okay, I'm tryna- I'm I'm kind of getting it now Okay, maybe not that was completely unexpected. All I'm literally doing is clicking and dragging on shit now to see what happens Who won? (I don't know what you said) Is that it? Don't tell me that's it. Is that really it?! Oh... Okay... Ummmmm Can I click on anything else right now? Little fucker! What are trying to tell me to do? No, put the card away, put the card away. I don't want the card. No Okay, I don't know This is what hell sounds like, just everyone laughing at ya all the time. Okay, I don't know! Maybe if I- I clicked and dragged on his card, maybe if I click and hold it. Didn't do anything oh! It's solitaire! Thanks for laughing over 370 clicks in! my Jesus, okay, are you the wolf among us? That's cool game I'm just like clicking- Ohh! Um excuse me?! It's a very very meaningful bark Don't end, don't end. I- I need something else! I'm not even clicking the character. For drag something up if I just click you if I keep clicking you the other one had a bunch of clicks in it Just howling apparently is defeat I I can click on it again If it just keep shaking that work that'll get him Okay Oooh! That worked what the hell were you? Amalgamation creature creepy creature you have to click her a bunch of times, and she fell down okay. Hey, it's Bioshock one Didn't work you need to scare him or scare harder damn it Okay, he's asleep where'd he go? What now? Oh, do you scare him (arcadelike roar) Oh, huho! Cool! Ha! I did it! 530 clicks later. Christ allmighty Wait troll face quest, TV shows? have I done that? I HAVE I have done that one. I don't know if I have done internet memes (dank or spicy?) I Feel like it did a meme one, but I don't know if it was internet memes specifically I don't know. It's so hard to keep track of them. I need to go back and see if I actually completed that one If not, I'm gonna play that one as well because I love these games this one was a bit more obnoxious because some of the solutions I'm fine with the ones that just need a click or ones that need a clicking a drag one its clicking a drag in a Specific kind of direction or if it's multiple clicks like shit's just getting annoying after a while I just want fun little animations. I don't want to have to think But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS!!! And, *High fives all around* Whapeesh! Whapeesh! (?) Well thank ya guys, and I will I see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! Subtitles done by NIMROD Do you ever sneeze and it almost kills you? That's me

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You gonna shame me like that?" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 36.37, "text": "Why is that level fail? That feels like I did it exactly like I was supposed to." }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 44.649, "text": "K- Okay, I tried to click-and-drag you okay, that was kind of a different face though. What did I-" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 56.02, "text": "Okay, I have no idea what I'm doing to do that ohh!" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 60.34, "text": "Ohh!" }, { "duration": 2.809, "start": 62.739, "text": "Oh, you're gonna get stomped on oh" }, { "duration": 5.072, "start": 65.548, "text": "(Jack looks on as a fat and buff Lara Croft tries to fly)" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 70.78, "text": "Ohh! You were supposed to win not Lara, okay, Jesus Christ alrighty! What do we got my Starcraft dudes?" }, { "duration": 4.78, "start": 81.3, "text": "I don't think that's gonna work on her. She's impervious. She got a bulletproof boobs!" }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 86.08, "text": "(???)" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 90.22, "text": "Okay you did that that's good see now I have to- like worry about clicking and dragging shit all over the place." }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 98.9, "text": "Why're you trying that again it's not gonna work a second time" }, { "duration": 4.699, "start": 102.53, "text": "Okay, pull down the visor is there something else somewhere. Can I can I? Can I?" }, { "duration": 2.419, "start": 108.11, "text": "Can I pull a star out of the sky or something?" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 113.6, "text": "You can click on you, but you're not doing anything for me." }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 117.68, "text": "Okay a billion clicks. Oh don't click out of the game. Ummmm..." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 121.88, "text": "Okay, I can't click and drag her, it seems." }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 126.56, "text": "(Devilish laugh) Sounds like spongebob" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 131.66, "text": "Really?!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 136.3, "text": "Oh sweet Jesus..." }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 139.58, "text": "Okay, I have to click and hold?" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 142.28, "text": "Oh My god really? Okay. Go! kick'em... kick'em... Kick'em! Wooooo!" }, { "duration": 3.049, "start": 150.38, "text": "Bye! I knew that that was going to fail it but..." }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 156.58, "text": "Hahahahaa! (disappointed) That's still a fail?" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 161.14, "text": "(What did he just do?)" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 166.06, "text": "I don't know how I feel about that. That's strange. if you go now?" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 172.6, "text": "That's still the same thing okay, try and kick him when he's bent over. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 177.32, "text": "(Jack is filled with pure disgust and jealousy)" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 186.66, "text": "I Hope that you're hopping straight to a doctor, holy crap he stuck his foot up his ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 192.91, "text": "Know everyone's parents always say I'm gonna stick my foot up your ass, but Jesus...!" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 200.58, "text": "Okayhaha, Is this Wha- okay yeah GTA. (laughter) \"Wasted\" ah I get it. Umm..." }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 212.14, "text": "I can't click on 'em! Okay wait I can click on them, but I-" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 218.739, "text": "Now that works!" }, { "duration": 6.529, "start": 222.34, "text": "Okay, let's think this through, actually why would I do that none of these things ever make any sort of fucking sense." }, { "duration": 2.33, "start": 232.86, "text": "I'm trying to hold on him. But It's not working!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 239.01, "text": "Apparently that did something?" }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 242.85, "text": "Peace out dude! good for you! Oh, I don't have to press something else to I? Oh, thank god Jesus" }, { "duration": 7.579, "start": 250.41, "text": "Good. The solutions to these are so obnoxious! You have to like click and hold very specific directions and everything now. Oh is this papers, please?(?)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 262.2, "text": "All right no it's hitman." }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 264.75, "text": "It reminded me of papers, Please because you have a booth." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 269.61, "text": "I Want a papers please one." }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 274.8, "text": "Shit. No change- change the page is what I was going to try to do." }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 280.29, "text": "I didn't even click you! Okay, okay. Okay, Okay, Where else can I click?" }, { "duration": 7.07, "start": 286.74, "text": "Cuz this music all my sounded like Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob dudumm! ooh..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 297.45, "text": "Ohhhh!" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 300.45, "text": "Scan the back of your head there you go" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 304.65, "text": "(Jackaboy laughter)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 306.99, "text": "It's so stupid!" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 310.83, "text": "I Get it agent 47! still wish it was a-" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 314.73, "text": "Still wish it was a papers, please. Cause then it could have been like: GLORY GREATEST!!!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 320.52, "text": "Detained!!" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 322.2, "text": "I miss that game, miss that series. Okay, grab the wigglies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is this supposed to be Slithereo?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 327.86, "text": "Slither.io?" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 336.04, "text": "ohh Jesus, Oh God." }, { "duration": 1.53, "start": 338.89, "text": "Ohh God!!" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 340.42, "text": "Christ! I never would have played that game if I knew that was gonna happen. Okay, I'm tryna-" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 345.18, "text": "I'm I'm kind of getting it now" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 350.41, "text": "Okay, maybe not that was completely unexpected." }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 357.94, "text": "All I'm literally doing is clicking and dragging on shit now to see what happens" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 365.74, "text": "Who won? (I don't know what you said)" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 372.24, "text": "Is that it? Don't tell me that's it. Is that really it?! Oh..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 380.92, "text": "Okay... Ummmmm" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 386.2, "text": "Can I click on anything else right now?" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 391.72, "text": "Little fucker! What are trying to tell me to do? No, put the card away, put the card away. I don't want the card. No" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 405.04, "text": "Okay, I don't know" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 409.99, "text": "This is what hell sounds like, just everyone laughing at ya all the time." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 419.28, "text": "Okay, I don't know!" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 424.949, "text": "Maybe if I- I clicked and dragged on his card, maybe if I click and hold it." }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 432.38, "text": "Didn't do anything oh!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 438.32, "text": "It's solitaire!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 442.53, "text": "Thanks for laughing over" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 444.57, "text": "370 clicks in! my Jesus, okay, are you the wolf among us?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 450.509, "text": "That's cool game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 453, "text": "I'm just like clicking- Ohh!" }, { "duration": 2.059, "start": 460.38, "text": "Um excuse me?!" }, { "duration": 2.089, "start": 465.72, "text": "It's a very very meaningful bark" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 472.289, "text": "Don't end, don't end. I- I need something else! I'm not even clicking the character." }, { "duration": 6.859, "start": 483.229, "text": "For drag something up if I just click you if I keep clicking you the other one had a bunch of clicks in it" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 496.939, "text": "Just howling apparently is defeat I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 506.809, "text": "I can click on it again" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 512.329, "text": "If it just keep shaking that work that'll get him" }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 518.44, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 522.76, "text": "Oooh! That worked what the hell were you?" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 528.14, "text": "Amalgamation creature creepy creature you have to click her a bunch of times, and she fell down okay. Hey, it's Bioshock one" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 544.189, "text": "Didn't work you need to scare him or scare harder damn it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 553.61, "text": "Okay, he's asleep" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 561.3, "text": "where'd he go?" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 567.48, "text": "What now?" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 572.74, "text": "Oh, do you scare him (arcadelike roar)" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 576.34, "text": "Oh, huho!" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 579.6, "text": "Cool!" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 581.41, "text": "Ha! I did it! 530 clicks later. Christ allmighty" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 588.34, "text": "Wait troll face quest, TV shows? have I done that?" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 594.16, "text": "I HAVE" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 596.6, "text": "I have done that one. I don't know if I have done internet memes (dank or spicy?)" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 599.86, "text": "I Feel like it did a meme one, but I don't know if it was internet memes specifically" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 603.51, "text": "I don't know. It's so hard to keep track of them." }, { "duration": 2.609, "start": 606.45, "text": "I need to go back and see if I actually completed that one" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 609.06, "text": "If not, I'm gonna play that one as well because I love these games this one was a bit more obnoxious" }, { "duration": 1.37, "start": 614.35, "text": "because some of the solutions" }, { "duration": 5.489, "start": 615.72, "text": "I'm fine with the ones that just need a click or ones that need a clicking a drag one its clicking a drag in a" }, { "duration": 5.591, "start": 621.209, "text": "Specific kind of direction or if it's multiple clicks like shit's just getting annoying after a while" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 627.66, "text": "I just want fun little animations. I don't want to have to think" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 631.36, "text": "But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS!!!" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 639.1, "text": "And, *High fives all around* Whapeesh! Whapeesh! (?)" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 643.52, "text": "Well thank ya guys, and I will I see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!" }, { "duration": 13.72, "start": 648.8, "text": "Subtitles done by NIMROD" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 665.14, "text": "Do you ever sneeze and it almost kills you?" }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 667.58, "text": "That's me" } ]

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JacksepticEye

The Hardest I've Ever SUCKED In Luigi's Mansion 3 - Part 3

This might be the game that I've sucked the most in.... get it? It's more of Luigi's Mansion 3 gameplay of course! We also fight our first real boss in this one SUB TO BE EPIC - https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksepticeye?sub_confirmation=1 Become a Sponsor: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:32:27.496937

top of the morning to you laddies welcome back to money simulator 2019 who'd have thought that Nintendo are the people that would make a money simulator I know crazy also people are talking about how I'm not tearing down all these pictures there's just too many of them oh ho did you have money in them though we don't bandits do that if they've wanted posters everywhere or does it just tear that on their own posters because you get money out of them punter pop hold on hold on a sec the how he's so cute and slimy and groans well I can't do that until now wow I'm just a vandal you're just destroying the place Luigi what are you doing are we gonna have dinner thank God I'm starving I eat ghosts for breakfast yum-yum stinky cheese dogs aren't supposed to eat cheese but you're dead so what are you gonna do what are you gonna do toy again Oh God hi did you guys know there was money laying around there's there's more money up here that's me there's a pig's ass on the wall haha why you threw pig's ass to the wall okay I want to suck up the balls hey did you guys see the pigs ass sucking up balls there you go get all the balls in no I don't think I was supposed to suck up the balls I think I'm supposed to put them into thing oh I stuck it up the balls up bad they just ruin it all yeah all the balls in damn it now I think the rights will be enough Quinn do it great great a hole oh don't go you know what the jokes just write themselves Luigi don't go finger in holes okay put the balls in the holes in it [Music] yes Oh baby the pool table or snooker table billiards table was full of money there's money everywhere I'd see in life there are money and balls everywhere [Music] that's excellent okay yeah feel all the holes guy it's it's not me I'm not even trying to make the joke anymore this is just how it is I don't think there's anything in any of the holes okay when you give all those holes a good phiston that's not that scary suck the ass [Laughter] yo this is so silly I love this game it's so fun now can we open these [Music] there you go oh Christ okay I did not mean to destroy everything but there's money in the wall who leaves their money in a wall get a safe use a bank well actually don't cuz oh nope cuz I got the money because of that okay just yes look the thing yep nope yep ah yep alright I didn't need to destroy them but I kind of wanted to alright what do we do with this does that not work so does it work on you nah really let's blow the doors close I am confucian I also give up very easily make it rain make it rain make it rain on em oh well you're wrong make it right why is that money just floating there and what it should be in my pockets lining them [Music] tonight did I learn any other new tricks that I should be doing you should go EG be doing this as well there you go that double sock double team it Luigi okay whatever I don't care I want to keep moving I can always come back to this stuff later on because it's it's open world and the level design is awesome Oh yeah I know a poultra pop I know you're doing a thing whatever like a fun of your footprints I'm just making sure okay there's hidden stuff everywhere everything is an obstacle I'll be right with you calm down I've money to get if I'd been here oh that's awesome this is the door I came to earlier and I couldn't squeeze I threw it for some stupid reason oh that's excellent level design that's some Dark Soul [ __ ] dude everything is dark souls to me you could fit through there you're a slender man but the slender man though Oh could even suck at holes all this time ooh money boom baby and with no consequences I can just get all the money I want and not have to pay anybody back Cooper Cooper Cooper green and red direction yeah goddamn it I get all confused about the direction I'm supposed to be facing because I'm a dumbass this game is only for big brain people but small smooth stinky brain like me that that perv is gonna have money too wasn't it though sometimes he just turns very quickly I'm gonna blame the game for all of my problems none of the problems are mine hello sorry wait can I just open the door blasting it all over the place and ruining the whole thing is there a ghost behind this behind this newspaper or is that newspaper taking a poop hello sorry sorry I didn't mean to I didn't meet you I know you're taking the poops oh wait no come here but man even ghosts have to poop thank God my favorite activity in the living world is still an activity you can do in the dead world I did it [Music] yep destroy everything okay that's not what I wanted to do mm-hmm stick I like that it locks on to them sometimes all right go Iggy it's your time to shine are you ready you can easily Yoshi mmm this passive is way better than the other one so much food in here you don't even need to go anywhere it's a bathroom and a cafeteria in one I know I could just open the doors but I do like pulling them off the hinges oh did I get that I did I'm even greater than I thought of us no turn around you freak is there nothing in here who's secretly poopit who's doing a ghost poop Oh money money money money oh yeah where was this block Oh his buck from the food okay I don't think there's anything I can do here well maybe flush them Gareth I sort oh I do not envy the dude who swallowed that or the ladies this is the ladies bathroom right ladies bathroom is so much better than the boys bathroom you have food you get swords I think we need to change the mean I mean like boys locker room girls locker room doors locker room is way more baller than the boys okay all right no come back ello all right Poulter pop I'm on my way now we can do the thing that you want to do let's do all the things you want to do ten points in the comments if you get that reference [Music] you just showed me your office space is great there's so much food I mean none of it edible for me or else I'll end up like the rest of you gotta love those Olive Garden breadsticks all right this is too much food for a Luigi to handle I'm gonna this place is filthy this place is filthy I'm gonna have to strip it all down I'm gonna have to Yap take the cushions as well no sir there's a filthy housekeeping housekeeping he's ever in a hotel and housekeeping are just so [ __ ] incessant I'm trying to clean your room and you're like dude I'm naked on the toilet trying to deal with whatever food I had last night and you're in here telling me that I need to clean up my face when c-money back there I see you can't hide the money from me I sniff out money like poultra poop sniffs out food give me that Gord that's a bag of money yes Oh baby the biggest money note of 2019 all right oh we triggered a thing there's money back there hey let's stand perfectly still the revisions based on movement Oh Luigi the karlon in the buys or shite I'm actually lactose intolerant oh god there's so freakin many okay okay we have two and one two four yeah hey Dix okay get in the vacuum get in the Hoover okay okay okay we got too late we got two they're feisty ones they're feisty legs nice okay pick up the money before it disappears ha ha ha try to chase me Oh ha ha miss me are you gonna kiss me okay he died immediately so did he okay get here get into Hoover get my little Henry okay we're going again Oh God this ain't my first rodeo [ __ ] I am destroying the place what this is our biggest battle so far why is it not doing to think there you go there you go sucky sucky the nude waves is brow like root and free eat cheese nice i straight mess them up that was an intense battle a battle for the ages somebody's making some weird sounds back here hahaha they pulled it off without knocking down any of the plates that's cool I'm a magician oh yeah oh yeah some of my five a day the only five a day I need is money $500,000 a day that smell really wafts doesn't it wait can I do something with this can I can I stinky cheesy somewhere and uh-oh maybe you have to put it on this Luigi can you turn okay okay I can't I can't stick it up there okay I I can't I can't okay it's not doing anything I'm sure I have to do something with this but I don't know what it is yeah suck it suck it real good okay you know what whatever there's a lot more sounds going on in this room and I'm very curious as to what the hell they are [Music] hello can i suck up all the smoke oh my god that's cool I love that it's so satisfying okay I don't think it actually works but if I blow the smoke away no that's not working either maybe if I suck the vents they go through the door oh you can't do it alone Luigi didn't I yes I've greedy what am I doing with my life ah pack me up and send me home hell yeah what's up mustachio look take a jak & daxter character you messed up my fish he's mad Luigi's mad Oh God ow ow okay you distract them you distract them and I'll hit him from the back damn it ouch ouch ouch okay that's not working ah no don't hit actual Luigi goddammit there you go there you go yeah Saki Saki not so lucky okay let's go back to actual Luigi Luigi is fine Luigi can handle it he's a tough lad all right let it work let it work all right work I need something bigger here fish go damn it I can't aim this [ __ ] [Music] haha I will use the fish to destroy the fish Monsieur I opened up a whole cave of possibilities I need the health you like watermelon oh god he stuck the watermelon he's too strong I missed maybe I shouldn't throw it as he's doing this thing alright we have to put a go easy don't know I put him down but forgot to switch back alright alright alright I am low on health peace nice one nice oh wait at the flash ok the sword tight yeah yeah that's how we do all right careful gooey jeez there's water over there don't go stepping in it ok ok alright alright come this way come this way you hit a gooey G idiot you're such an idiot [Music] ok those fishes don't work let the hearts over here though I'm full health again excellent ok switch to gooey G [Applause] he's gonna do his thing wait for the perfect moment to strike where the hell am i aiming doo da doo da and then am i aiming at him no I'm not hey he hello okay wait for the end and he really loves that attack his name [Music] okay you threw the fish at me thinking that it's going to destroy me but uh uh god it's so hard to judge the depth of where the hell I'm looking there we go got him this should be the last one come on the air come up come up big something big suck well sim then you feek whoa he was cooking up an elevator button all this time i am i eating I'm gonna take some celebratory coffee come on to leaky you can go get the key for yourself you're not that stupid no you little rat bastard even I worked so hard get a bougie come on man fine back in my hole can I open up the oven you were showing me that I could and now you're not letting me yes what are we cooking up a giant rotisserie chicken I'm gonna use that to kill him all right wait wait wait wait watch this I'm a chef now I'm gonna cook the chicken perfectly glazed perfect steamed hams yep secrets I thought I was in sight like a Hawaii lisanna I saw a pig I saw a piggy in there oh god it's an anglerfish Jesus pulled her puff do something wait what are you doing I can't see anything what's going on [Music] okay his teeth are still locked can I like pry that beautiful mouth open I don't know what I'm supposed to do I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas blow the teeth his teeth are sensitive he's gonna hate the wind suck the teeth Oh Luigi but of course so I didn't try all my ideas stop yelling at me okay I know you're all sitting there in the car with me like Jack go EEG for [ __ ] sake I get it okay I could be a little stupid but that's my thing what the cheese is back ah maybe use G's doing Ty's little hat come here you okay where should I put it very far away now I cared the whole how you want the cheese you want the cheesy nibbles maybe if I use go easy is he afraid of gooey Jeju no he's not oh wait maybe a little come on out I know you want the cheese to a you little rat bastards love Oh what made the flashing with the life no no no kill him kill him dead Luigi damn it Luigi what are we gonna do with you all right let's do this song and dance again I'm ready I know how to do it now [Music] but where did he go that's my question can we fit in that hole no there is a hole up here though if you can see it up in the top left there he didn't go to another room did he he oh you little oh damn it alright I think he's gonna come out the hole back at that door but I'm not sure Oh cuz into this room do do do do I see you I see you I have a plan though watch this no don't move are you gonna into the hole up there I will kill you oh the Hecker stinky stinky tune I'm gonna call you stinky 8-ball wait you're gold oh do you work just work the same I thought there was going to be a different methodology to kill you [Music] where are you go stay saw him I saw him he's in this hole I gotcha I knew those holes have to be for something I had great practice fisting them earlier they were weird though there were golden ghosts I thought that they were gonna have a completely different methodology to kill them but it was the exact same as always maybe go Iggy and Luigi are just so good at killing things now that nothing matters oh you're in one of these he's in this one is in this one I know it gotcha Luigi Luigi you can take on ghosts with the greatest of ease but when it comes to rats sucks okay let's go get him I'm gonna straight-up destroy him I'm gonna kill him and his entire family isn't here I'm using this method to to really scare him wait I can just yeah indeed look at the fourth daddy fourth button I didn't realize it could just flash the rats and that they would die flash rats get money that's the whole point of this game all right back to the end of a tour we're gonna head to the fourth that sound good Luigi excellent ding-dong I would like him please do you think do you think you guys gonna call me but do you guys think place your bets no yes or no right in the comments [Music] the fourth there he is I knew it opens yes gang yeah you get a high-five from good old jacksepticeye the jacksepticeye the high five man himself Louie you're doing a great job why don't you make your way back to the lab okay there's something I want to tell you see you soon is it the fact that you're my dad Luigi have somethin to tell you I don't know how to say this but I'm your father I know the resemblance is uncanny but I've kept the secret from you for a long time I never loved your mother that's why I left but I couldn't bear to look at you my perfect mirror-image son is it finally that the store is open Oh Louie you're finally back hey you shouldn't keep an old man waiting you know I've been busy down here this lab is almost fully operational by the way Luigi you must be getting pretty good at exploring the hotel am i right have you been sucking up stuff for the porter guys goo the Poltergust your pockets must be fit to burst see well that money you've picked up out there finally egad you're speaking my language money is the only currency Fred not at the perfect solution dear a cumbersome currency conundrum just give it all to me drum roll please I'm proud to announce the shop professor egads shopping network is now open for business right here in the lab come on come on come on down if you one day gold bone a boo finder or a gem finder egads store is the place for you do you find your pockets burdening with money do you find them bulging with success do you want to decrease your load but increase your wealth then come on down to egads store where you can piss all your money away on absolutely nothing I stuck some rather useful items they're all yours for a modest fee ponter poop will come to your aid if your health reaches zero you'll take the bone after restoring your health though to celebrate the shops grand opening just this once I'm giving away a free gold bone go on Luigi just select the gold bone to claim it tada for the grand low low price of nothing sweet goat bones are incredibly credible items that give you a sick and win for if your health runs out you'd be wise to give it a few on hand have a keep a few other hand I can't read ha I have a three year old that looks like an 8 year old so if you want more other items in stock okay oh I almost forgot I have one other matter to address while you're here Luigi could you turn around for a moment I need to adjust your poll to the school there there I did it I fixed it I'm a scientist this is science it's mush my science now my mic can pick up two voices at once and I just added a new feature to the part of the scoop my research indicates that boos are hiding out in this hotel I just added a feature to help you track them down don't worry about the details I'll fill you in later that's gross egad well that's it for me Louie get back out there and explore the hotel okay um I was come on down I was promised that this stuff would be cool that's the characters that will project the location of jam on your map where each one reveals the location of a new gym this is stupid I'm gonna buy two of them these are poopy items these suck more dick than your mom man I was hoping that it would get like two suckers so the end of my back you might be like oh I could akimbo a vacuum but no all I do is sit on a throne of disappointment and lies fine whatever oh cool fine Jim let's go find boots up there's something in my waters the virtual poo is ringing also yes and what a weird that's the play on the Virtual Boy everyone was like magic didn't even get the reference I did I just didn't address it because I mean I don't think it's that great he didn't say that it was defunct and stupid which is it like a fun little jab that Nintendo have it themselves but again I'm I'm not a kid I I don't dwell in the references of you peasants I need top-tier references uh but yeah ie I didn't click it at all that it was a virtual boy I was actually just too stupid I know that people said in the comments I was like oh yeah hey it looks like you something across a boo already there's a sign that indicates there's a part of your body you actually just [ __ ] your pants let me explain it in more detail where are those no carrots you see gooeys body is made of a material I dubbed GU it kind of looks like flubber but copyright claim we're not going to say that kodiak's at the frequency emitted by boots so if there's a booty hiding nearby the gold vibrate to indicate this the closer you get to a booth location the stronger the vibration will be you'll definitely be able to tell when you're really close because your whole body will be vibrating that your teeth are gonna fall out they're all make sense weak strong vibration means a boo is nearby okay get out here and catch a lot of booze already I'm sick of the smell yet I'll start thinking about the best way to organize but bye silly [ __ ] wait I did this already wait that did I miss how to get them oh okay if the boo is just nearby but the vibration is not super strong yet okay the vibration got weaker let's go back this way [Music] it's pretty damn strong there and now it gets weaker again [Music] or is it strongest [Music] oh it's getting stronger oh he ain't here that's the wrong button where you at boo come on out baby boo okay oh wait I could just this is a thing the only currency that I care about do I have to reveal him or just flash when I think I'm close hold on a second hold on a second [Music] what this Oh God yeah that's where I was already is he hiding in here hoho I'm movement looks like you found me or did you really okay dude i'ma [ __ ] you up are you ready go what is happening was he broken I see you I see you he's moving this way there you are there you are you little Oh what [Music] you might that's make I see him that's cool it's so spooks don't be so scared Luigi [Music] oh my god oh my god oh my god Luigi Luigi stop he's already dead Jesus Christ what a lunatic right in front of me okay Luigi okay Luigi okay here's one more left in him that's so many Mons ones yes Manny whoa I think I just I think it just glitched and got on top of them the washing machine when I shouldn't have been able to hear and you go it's like a ball and paddle or you're saying wait Frick do I do this like that turns out wasn't that hacker I did it okay I see you're washing money one could say that you were laundering money you got that way okay I wanted to blow you in that direction no yes stupid is it stuck on something go that way excuse me I need to get in there there we go yeah so worth it so monies except I'm gonna keep my money from now on I'm not wasting my money on egads stinky stupid things I'm gonna keep it for myself be rich so when I leave this place I can afford the therapy to get through it alright let's go to fourth dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb tall and tan and young and lovely The Girl From Ipanema goes walking didn't realize that they thinking for their rights just for this one it's a musical floor I was gonna say it's a trouble clef oh this is actually quite nice hey Lucy if you find yourself needing to return to the lab quickly I got the perfect solution for you I've streamlined the transfer system just for you what you have to do is access the VPN so I clap then we'll be face-to-face in an instant the system goes both ways - when you're ready to get back to your adventures the system owner attorneys at the same place you left that's all keep the transfer system in mind while you're out there exploring so okie dokie bye-bye so fast travel that was a see-through symbol okay I want the piano that's in this picture make it real fine can I that's super fun okay and then do this yes I I did it GUI G doesn't deserve the price it was me oh me freaking Luigi you're not even really I love you all the same though I've only known go easy for five minutes but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone else in this room and then myself took off stinky thinks Oh popcorn save that for later everything I put in here I'm saving for later oh no I broke it looks scary though oh Jesus hey I need this ow ow ow okay I got it money money money money bonnet wait how do we get over this ah it's fun who's doing it stop it just smelly dick oh yeah yeah yeah see I wouldn't upgrade that it like sucks harder and pulls more life out of them like the longer you're sucking it sounds very sexual but it's not how I mean it okay do more yes I watch more let that pop pop go for days oh ho I'm a legend sweet and one of the things in the pictures give me the things in the pictures please man I wanted to pull the paintings off the wall so I can have them for myself okay let me say anything else here pull down the cymbal pull down the cymbal pull you can't get to it Aereo Wow that was totally worth it alright this is where the coins whatever moving on Oh doors you know I keep pressing the wrong foot damn it yeah baby no coin left behind money is the lifeblood of Luigi okay that's the wrong button again why do I keep pressing the wrong button Jesus okay go easy time to shine and you go bud you you so gross do you kiss your mother with that ass okay and now go in here sounds so gross flush it brush it real good oh oh can I just go through even you ooh what are you doing you Oh secret candy store there's so many golden tickets on the ground okay this place is filthy to clean it up [Music] okay let's try and figure this out that's a good one other than what's happening okay Luigi you're [ __ ] it up [Music] just blow them all off the shelf they blow on them okay same thing ah okay so I have to start here okay stop what's happening yeah would you not work suddenly okay with the Freak okay you start with that one go to this one and then yeah [ __ ] sake hey hello start with that one sometimes it blows it and sometimes it doesn't okay stop the [ __ ] music it's like I don't get now you work but then another time you don't um no I'm aiming at the ground and it's working there we go I don't know why I didn't just do it all with Luigi I don't know how I thought I had to use go easy oh my god that was very annoying I mean once I figured out to just aim at one of them and then walk down the line it was actually pretty easy and that was my fault but I also stand by the fact that screw that alright let's go oh no I need my vacuum close up those hands don't want to see you anymore we're through you and me you and I us we're through I'm up cool spider yes spiders have money in them I keep trying to tell you guys but you're all sitting at home so be like no spider scary what if I told you money spider money good yes there's there's something about the control sometimes that when I go to turn sometimes it feels like he turns a lot and then sometimes it feels a he doesn't turn at all and he also moves on his own there's [ __ ] tilt controls are you serious can I turn those off gyro sensitivity zero movement why poltergeisting don't turn turn I don't know what that means there was tails controls on all this time oh that's so much better oh my god that's so much better no wonder I was so inaccurate constantly and he would just turn around at a moment's notice Oh tilt controls and motion controls can eat the inner sanctum of my ass that sounded like someone going for the toilet oh my god this already feels so much better and makes such a difference okay let's go on in what are we chasing I get so distracted by sucking up everything in every single room that I'm like wait you what are we do Oh boss time I see toad we get to save toad yes lady help help but how do we save the toad we use the chod ah I'm scared you man Luigi come on suck it up use those big boy balls oh hello mr. Grady damn get it dude even in death you kick ass what Oh God [Music] please please get out of here with that weak sauce you're gonna run out of chairs run in circles oh I'm switching it up huh switching it up Luigi is not intimidated by thugs and scum and trash like you luigi is a man of high-class and honor you also have money here thank you dude you suck so does your mom you suck about as much as my vacuum does a mite vacuum sucks the life out of dead dead things let's make any sense keep your enemy ah yes hey what are you going to do now tentacle ass I like it [Music] okay I know how to deal with you now I'm a big boy uh he changes the music as you grab them that's so cool yep okay do I just have to beat you guys so beat you to death come here come here oh gee ah don't do it again is there a trick I'm supposed to be doing or just beating y'all his ass is the good thing cuz I'm okay with that I'm okay with I'm okay with beating ass okay with eating ass there you go suck it you get it [Music] okay Jesus dude now he become piano my god that's terrifying let me alone Jesus what do I do what do we do do we do I don't know what to do yeah Oh God Oh God ice I realized it too late [ __ ] okay okay oh my god Jesus dude this is intense oh I get it or do I no I don't get it today now I have to suck those up and fire the back at you all right I'm ready this side I'm ready to some I know what I'm doing Jeffers [Music] yeah wait wait hold on a Fricke ouch Christ there you go hahaha fun okay now I know how to do it piggy oh wait wait wait wait oh crap supposed to be doing a thing yeah kick his dumb ass Oh sookie sookie so you want an upgrade that sucks harder here so I can do more damage as I'm sucking ha beat the piano see how you like it [Music] all right round two Jesus Christ is they copied all of sudden okay do the big one I almost [ __ ] that up alright here we go here we go watch out for the first pots musical notes wait wait wait no that's illegal what oh this is a [ __ ] there's so many steps to this boss fight no what are you doing there's only one place you should be shooting them straight to hell oh I got your number now dude Oh sup y'all grabby hands so gross I'm a stinky ass and I like that's how you sound boy okay this is intense oh wait second round here nice that's what I like sorry nice song that [ __ ] oh crap no I messed it up Oh it'll hurt him ah hey watch out for the teeth [Music] I'll show for the teeth again stay far away stay far away my mom oh okay you got it you got a new eg you're a boss you're a animal don't let anyone tell you differently Oh God okay nothing ah Jesus okay now the big one there we go there we go into your casket of death this is really her [Music] okay that one went well that was a good one is that really not doing any damage to him the whole bomb thing feel like that would do more damage from than a Hoover no more piano sing us a song you're the sake man ha ha ha get in my belly once more into the fray into the last good fight he'll ever know he did a little bow that was fun that was awesome our first boss fight me kick his boot a good job Italy gee I didn't even use GUI G at all honestly it feels like it wouldn't have helped that much cute Oh because I told I forgot I said you were just gonna take a [ __ ] in the corner thank you brendi get poulter pup from the second game on the DS oh wait there's a gym here though hold on a sec toad can't [ __ ] wait okay that was it reveal your secrets come here realest [ __ ] nice gym what all right play it [Music] Luigi you're amazing that's why that guy tried to kill you because you were you would upstage him you're so much better at this than he is nice doughnuts all right that's all I wanted in here all right toady it's time to come back out yay you saved my big ass yes yes sit down oh yay it looks like you rescued one of your friends week it would be best for your friends if your friends stayed with me here in love you should take toe to the elevator okay come along it looks like you're was to grab Luigi's ass wait oh I was so hoping that I could do that oh my god [Music] oh my god are you okay you just launched him anywhere is anything that needs a smacking toad Oh toad I'm so sorry but also this is amazing this is my toes my favorite character he's just saying well what is he bounced around again ooh [Laughter] wait can I smack the speakers again he just loves it he's down to clown wait go get pop no nothing happens okay let's go ahead that's so fun bye the help oh she's watching me what a creep grouch oh she's a cool ghost cat oh she mad hose mad hose mad you've managed to find up one of your friends how many does that leave though I see two toads and Princess Peach oh and your big brother - he's still captured seems like he's a bit more work to do wouldn't you say well good luck bye you smelly [ __ ] okay put the key in the elevator the button I guess not a key six yeah [Music] you still do it Luigi and every time you know it's just gonna do that I got her right in the right way up all right what I thought it was a nine okay but half the floor is done there's a secret floor though between B 1 and 1 maybe it's B - seriously Luigi again with this you're gonna keep doing this all the time I know you're scared for your friends but you rescued one of them surely the stress is helping because you drink too much coffee Luigi gives you the shakes and the shits ooh sword oh man I love that every floor is themed that's so cute [Music] [Music] that you're fine anyway I'm gonna leave this episode of Luigi mansion here I hope you guys are still enjoying it I am having an absolute blast this game is so charming III all I want to do is play it all the time it's so much fun don't forget to leave a like in the video if you're enjoying the series and also don't forget to subscribe if you're new here because these episodes are probably gonna be coming out daily so if you enjoy this subscribe so you don't miss another one but until then I'm gonna wish you guys a sweet boo bye [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

[ { "duration": 4.8, "start": 0.03, "text": "top of the morning to you laddies" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 1.11, "text": "welcome back to money simulator 2019" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 4.83, "text": "who'd have thought that Nintendo are the" }, { "duration": 4.891, "start": 6.839, "text": "people that would make a money simulator" }, { "duration": 4.949, "start": 8.61, "text": "I know crazy also people are talking" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 11.73, "text": "about how I'm not tearing down all these" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 13.559, "text": "pictures there's just too many of them" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 16.17, "text": "oh ho did you have money in them though" }, { "duration": 4.061, "start": 18.949, "text": "we don't bandits do that if they've" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 21.39, "text": "wanted posters everywhere or does it" }, { "duration": 2.939, "start": 23.01, "text": "just tear that on their own posters" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 24.09, "text": "because you get money out of them punter" }, { "duration": 10.321, "start": 25.949, "text": "pop hold on hold on a sec the how he's" }, { "duration": 12.39, "start": 30.63, "text": "so cute and slimy and groans well I" }, { "duration": 8.85, "start": 36.27, "text": "can't do that until now wow I'm just a" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 43.02, "text": "vandal you're just destroying the place" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 45.12, "text": "Luigi what are you doing are we gonna" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 48.57, "text": "have dinner thank God I'm starving I eat" }, { "duration": 11.76, "start": 52.71, "text": "ghosts for breakfast" }, { "duration": 12.31, "start": 55.91, "text": "yum-yum stinky cheese dogs aren't" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 64.47, "text": "supposed to eat cheese but you're dead" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 68.22, "text": "so what are you gonna do what are you" }, { "duration": 7.379, "start": 71.67, "text": "gonna do toy again" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 72.84, "text": "Oh God hi did you guys know there was" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 79.049, "text": "money laying around there's there's more" }, { "duration": 8.809, "start": 81.24, "text": "money up here that's me there's a pig's" }, { "duration": 5.7010000000000005, "start": 86.909, "text": "ass on the wall haha" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 90.049, "text": "why you threw pig's ass to the wall okay" }, { "duration": 6.049, "start": 92.61, "text": "I want to suck up the balls hey did you" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 95.97, "text": "guys see the pigs ass sucking up balls" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 98.659, "text": "there you go get all the balls in no I" }, { "duration": 3.61, "start": 102.53, "text": "don't think I was supposed to suck up" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 104.46, "text": "the balls I think I'm supposed to put" }, { "duration": 3.509, "start": 106.14, "text": "them into thing" }, { "duration": 7.51, "start": 106.92, "text": "oh I stuck it up the balls up bad they" }, { "duration": 7.421, "start": 109.649, "text": "just ruin it all yeah all the balls in" }, { "duration": 7.41, "start": 114.43, "text": "damn it now I think the rights will be" }, { "duration": 13.25, "start": 117.07, "text": "enough Quinn do it" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 121.84, "text": "great great a hole oh don't go" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 130.32, "text": "you know what the jokes just write" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 132.28, "text": "themselves Luigi don't go finger in" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 134.14, "text": "holes okay put the balls in the holes in" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 136.18, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 10.14, "start": 136.54, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 11.92, "start": 137.76, "text": "yes Oh baby the pool table or snooker" }, { "duration": 9.779, "start": 146.68, "text": "table billiards table was full of money" }, { "duration": 11, "start": 149.68, "text": "there's money everywhere I'd see in life" }, { "duration": 4.221, "start": 156.459, "text": "there are money and balls everywhere" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 160.82, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.56, "start": 162.51, "text": "that's excellent" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 164.32, "text": "okay yeah feel all the holes guy it's" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 171.07, "text": "it's not me I'm not even trying to make" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 173.02, "text": "the joke anymore this is just how it is" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 175.99, "text": "I don't think there's anything in any of" }, { "duration": 8.19, "start": 177.13, "text": "the holes okay when you give all those" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 179.65, "text": "holes a good phiston that's not that" }, { "duration": 3.8890000000000002, "start": 185.32, "text": "scary suck the ass" }, { "duration": 15.41, "start": 186.89, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 14.431, "start": 189.209, "text": "yo this is so silly I love this game" }, { "duration": 3.31, "start": 202.3, "text": "it's so fun" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 203.64, "text": "now can we open these" }, { "duration": 7.13, "start": 205.61, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.74, "start": 208.41, "text": "there you go oh Christ" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 212.74, "text": "okay I did not mean to destroy" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 214.15, "text": "everything but there's money in the wall" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 217.29, "text": "who leaves their money in a wall get a" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 219.7, "text": "safe use a bank" }, { "duration": 8.41, "start": 221.61, "text": "well actually don't cuz oh nope" }, { "duration": 12.86, "start": 224.44, "text": "cuz I got the money because of that okay" }, { "duration": 9.5, "start": 230.02, "text": "just yes look the thing yep nope yep ah" }, { "duration": 4.27, "start": 237.3, "text": "yep" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 239.52, "text": "alright I didn't need to destroy them" }, { "duration": 12.33, "start": 241.57, "text": "but I kind of wanted to alright what do" }, { "duration": 12.63, "start": 245.05, "text": "we do with this does that not work so" }, { "duration": 13.25, "start": 253.9, "text": "does it work on you nah really let's" }, { "duration": 15.87, "start": 257.68, "text": "blow the doors close I am confucian I" }, { "duration": 8.68, "start": 267.15, "text": "also give up very easily make it rain" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 273.55, "text": "make it rain make it rain on em oh well" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 275.83, "text": "you're wrong make it right why is that" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 281.08, "text": "money just floating there and what it" }, { "duration": 6.47, "start": 282.97, "text": "should be in my pockets lining them" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 286.96, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.35, "start": 289.44, "text": "tonight did I learn any other new tricks" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 292.3, "text": "that I should be doing you should go EG" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 294.79, "text": "be doing this as well there you go that" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 297.07, "text": "double sock double team it Luigi okay" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 302.74, "text": "whatever I don't care I want to keep" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 304.63, "text": "moving I can always come back to this" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 306.79, "text": "stuff later on because it's it's open" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 308.65, "text": "world and the level design is awesome Oh" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 313.57, "text": "yeah I know a poultra pop I know you're" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 316.42, "text": "doing a thing whatever like a fun of" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 320.02, "text": "your footprints I'm just making sure" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 325.03, "text": "okay there's hidden stuff everywhere" }, { "duration": 7.67, "start": 327.07, "text": "everything is an obstacle I'll be right" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 333.43, "text": "with you" }, { "duration": 9.91, "start": 334.74, "text": "calm down I've money to get if I'd been" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 340.21, "text": "here oh that's awesome" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 344.65, "text": "this is the door I came to earlier and I" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 346.54, "text": "couldn't squeeze I threw it for some" }, { "duration": 9.62, "start": 347.86, "text": "stupid reason oh that's excellent level" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 352.33, "text": "design that's some Dark Soul [ __ ] dude" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 358.38, "text": "everything is dark souls to me you could" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 363.64, "text": "fit through there" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 364.96, "text": "you're a slender man but the slender man" }, { "duration": 11.88, "start": 368.98, "text": "though Oh could even suck at holes all" }, { "duration": 10.53, "start": 373.66, "text": "this time ooh money boom baby and with" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 380.86, "text": "no consequences I can just get all the" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 384.19, "text": "money I want and not have to pay anybody" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 386.08, "text": "back" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 386.74, "text": "Cooper Cooper Cooper green and red" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 390.91, "text": "direction yeah" }, { "duration": 6.31, "start": 392.79, "text": "goddamn it I get all confused about the" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 398.11, "text": "direction I'm supposed to be facing" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 399.1, "text": "because I'm a dumbass this game is only" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 402.61, "text": "for big brain people but small smooth" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 406.06, "text": "stinky brain like me that that perv is" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 410.26, "text": "gonna have money too wasn't it though" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 413.56, "text": "sometimes he just turns very quickly I'm" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 415.54, "text": "gonna blame the game for all of my" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 416.86, "text": "problems none of the problems are mine" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 419.31, "text": "hello" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 423.92, "text": "sorry wait can I just open the door" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 431.3, "text": "blasting it all over the place and" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 433.32, "text": "ruining the whole thing is there a ghost" }, { "duration": 10.8, "start": 438.06, "text": "behind this behind this newspaper or is" }, { "duration": 10.32, "start": 440.61, "text": "that newspaper taking a poop hello sorry" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 448.86, "text": "sorry I didn't mean to I didn't meet you" }, { "duration": 9.15, "start": 450.93, "text": "I know you're taking the poops oh wait" }, { "duration": 9.18, "start": 454.41, "text": "no come here but man even ghosts have to" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 460.08, "text": "poop thank God my favorite activity in" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 463.59, "text": "the living world is still an activity" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 465.06, "text": "you can do in the dead world I did it" }, { "duration": 2.71, "start": 469.73, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.41, "start": 471.11, "text": "yep" }, { "duration": 6.11, "start": 472.44, "text": "destroy everything okay that's not what" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 476.52, "text": "I wanted to do mm-hmm" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 478.55, "text": "stick I like that it locks on to them" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 481.2, "text": "sometimes" }, { "duration": 8.34, "start": 482.42, "text": "all right go Iggy it's your time to" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 485.4, "text": "shine are you ready you can easily Yoshi" }, { "duration": 12.4, "start": 491.54, "text": "mmm this passive is way better than the" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 500.37, "text": "other one so much food in here you don't" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 503.94, "text": "even need to go anywhere it's a bathroom" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 505.8, "text": "and a cafeteria in one I know I could" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 509.97, "text": "just open the doors but I do like" }, { "duration": 9.48, "start": 512.37, "text": "pulling them off the hinges oh did I get" }, { "duration": 10.55, "start": 515.04, "text": "that I did I'm even greater than I" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 521.85, "text": "thought of us no turn around you freak" }, { "duration": 13.3, "start": 526.76, "text": "is there nothing in here who's secretly" }, { "duration": 11.88, "start": 531.51, "text": "poopit who's doing a ghost poop Oh money" }, { "duration": 10.47, "start": 540.06, "text": "money money money oh yeah where was this" }, { "duration": 8.67, "start": 543.39, "text": "block Oh his buck from the food okay I" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 550.53, "text": "don't think there's anything I can do" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 552.06, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 552.45, "text": "well maybe flush them Gareth I sort" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 556.59, "text": "oh I do not envy the dude who swallowed" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 560.1, "text": "that or the ladies this is the ladies" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 563.16, "text": "bathroom right ladies bathroom is so" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 566.97, "text": "much better than the boys bathroom you" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 569.04, "text": "have food you get swords I think we need" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 573.27, "text": "to change the mean I mean like boys" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 574.89, "text": "locker room girls locker room doors" }, { "duration": 7.61, "start": 578.07, "text": "locker room is way more baller than the" }, { "duration": 10.11, "start": 579.81, "text": "boys okay all right no come back" }, { "duration": 6.13, "start": 585.68, "text": "ello all right Poulter pop I'm on my way" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 589.92, "text": "now we can do the thing that you want to" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 591.81, "text": "do let's do all the things you want to" }, { "duration": 4.39, "start": 594.99, "text": "do ten points in the comments if you get" }, { "duration": 4.699, "start": 598.08, "text": "that reference" }, { "duration": 6.819, "start": 599.38, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 602.779, "text": "you just showed me your office space is" }, { "duration": 5.851, "start": 606.199, "text": "great there's so much food I mean none" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 609.769, "text": "of it edible for me or else I'll end up" }, { "duration": 11.089, "start": 612.05, "text": "like the rest of you gotta love those" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 616.879, "text": "Olive Garden breadsticks all right" }, { "duration": 5.069, "start": 623.56, "text": "this is too much food for a Luigi to" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 625.72, "text": "handle I'm gonna this place is filthy" }, { "duration": 4.351, "start": 628.629, "text": "this place is filthy I'm gonna have to" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 630.49, "text": "strip it all down I'm gonna have to Yap" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 632.98, "text": "take the cushions as well no sir there's" }, { "duration": 6.569, "start": 634.93, "text": "a filthy housekeeping housekeeping he's" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 640.12, "text": "ever in a hotel and housekeeping are" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 641.499, "text": "just so [ __ ] incessant I'm trying to" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 642.97, "text": "clean your room and you're like dude I'm" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 645.129, "text": "naked on the toilet trying to deal with" }, { "duration": 3.211, "start": 647.529, "text": "whatever food I had last night and" }, { "duration": 7.019, "start": 649.42, "text": "you're in here telling me that I need to" }, { "duration": 8.819, "start": 650.74, "text": "clean up my face when c-money back there" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 656.439, "text": "I see you can't hide the money from me I" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 659.559, "text": "sniff out money like poultra poop sniffs" }, { "duration": 4.731, "start": 662.259, "text": "out food" }, { "duration": 10.421, "start": 663.629, "text": "give me that Gord that's a bag of money" }, { "duration": 14.23, "start": 666.99, "text": "yes Oh baby the biggest money note of" }, { "duration": 10.05, "start": 674.05, "text": "2019 all right" }, { "duration": 17.46, "start": 681.22, "text": "oh we triggered a thing there's money" }, { "duration": 18.469, "start": 684.1, "text": "back there hey let's stand perfectly" }, { "duration": 3.8890000000000002, "start": 698.68, "text": "still the revisions based on movement Oh" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 703.86, "text": "Luigi" }, { "duration": 10.37, "start": 710.21, "text": "the karlon in the buys or shite I'm" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 718.58, "text": "actually lactose intolerant" }, { "duration": 10.72, "start": 720.58, "text": "oh god there's so freakin many okay okay" }, { "duration": 10.98, "start": 725.21, "text": "we have two and one two four yeah hey" }, { "duration": 11.34, "start": 731.3, "text": "Dix okay get in the vacuum get in the" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 736.19, "text": "Hoover okay okay okay we got too late we" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 742.64, "text": "got two they're feisty ones they're" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 745.16, "text": "feisty legs nice okay pick up the money" }, { "duration": 7.309, "start": 749.72, "text": "before it disappears ha ha ha try to" }, { "duration": 2.899, "start": 754.13, "text": "chase me Oh" }, { "duration": 13, "start": 760.99, "text": "ha ha miss me are you gonna kiss me okay" }, { "duration": 10.88, "start": 767.959, "text": "he died immediately so did he okay get" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 773.99, "text": "here get into Hoover get my little Henry" }, { "duration": 7.571, "start": 778.839, "text": "okay we're going again Oh God this ain't" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 781.73, "text": "my first rodeo [ __ ] I am destroying the" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 786.41, "text": "place what this is our biggest battle so" }, { "duration": 10.65, "start": 789.86, "text": "far why is it not doing to think there" }, { "duration": 9.029, "start": 794.18, "text": "you go there you go sucky sucky the nude" }, { "duration": 10.71, "start": 800.51, "text": "waves is brow like root and free eat" }, { "duration": 10.771, "start": 803.209, "text": "cheese nice i straight mess them up that" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 811.22, "text": "was an intense battle a battle for the" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 813.98, "text": "ages somebody's making some weird sounds" }, { "duration": 5.739, "start": 815.72, "text": "back here" }, { "duration": 5.549, "start": 818.04, "text": "hahaha they pulled it off without" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 821.459, "text": "knocking down any of the plates that's" }, { "duration": 7.94, "start": 823.589, "text": "cool I'm a magician" }, { "duration": 9.711, "start": 826.079, "text": "oh yeah oh yeah some of my five a day" }, { "duration": 9.281, "start": 831.529, "text": "the only five a day I need is money" }, { "duration": 12.789, "start": 835.79, "text": "$500,000 a day that smell really wafts" }, { "duration": 15.079, "start": 840.81, "text": "doesn't it wait can I do something with" }, { "duration": 11.94, "start": 848.579, "text": "this can I can I stinky cheesy somewhere" }, { "duration": 13.57, "start": 855.889, "text": "and uh-oh maybe you have to put it on" }, { "duration": 11.3, "start": 860.519, "text": "this Luigi can you turn okay" }, { "duration": 4.9510000000000005, "start": 869.459, "text": "okay I can't I can't stick it up there" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 871.819, "text": "okay I I can't I can't" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 874.41, "text": "okay it's not doing anything I'm sure I" }, { "duration": 11.37, "start": 877.019, "text": "have to do something with this but I" }, { "duration": 17.331, "start": 878.519, "text": "don't know what it is yeah suck it suck" }, { "duration": 9.69, "start": 888.389, "text": "it real good okay you know what whatever" }, { "duration": 3.91, "start": 895.85, "text": "there's a lot more sounds going on in" }, { "duration": 2.991, "start": 898.079, "text": "this room and I'm very curious as to" }, { "duration": 7.73, "start": 899.76, "text": "what the hell they are" }, { "duration": 12.759, "start": 901.07, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 15.88, "start": 907.49, "text": "hello can i suck up all the smoke oh my" }, { "duration": 12.361, "start": 913.829, "text": "god that's cool I love that it's so" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 923.37, "text": "satisfying okay I don't think it" }, { "duration": 7.94, "start": 926.19, "text": "actually works but if I blow the smoke" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 929.16, "text": "away no that's not working either" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 934.91, "text": "maybe if I suck the vents" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 940.06, "text": "they go through the door oh you can't do" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 945.4, "text": "it alone Luigi didn't I yes I've greedy" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 948.31, "text": "what am I doing with my life" }, { "duration": 10.98, "start": 950.53, "text": "ah pack me up and send me home" }, { "duration": 13.81, "start": 955.65, "text": "hell yeah what's up mustachio look take" }, { "duration": 12.15, "start": 961.51, "text": "a jak & daxter character you messed up" }, { "duration": 13.26, "start": 969.46, "text": "my fish he's mad" }, { "duration": 11.58, "start": 973.66, "text": "Luigi's mad Oh God ow ow okay you" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 982.72, "text": "distract them you distract them and I'll" }, { "duration": 9.54, "start": 985.24, "text": "hit him from the back" }, { "duration": 8.8, "start": 986.37, "text": "damn it ouch ouch ouch okay that's not" }, { "duration": 7.43, "start": 994.78, "text": "working" }, { "duration": 13.25, "start": 995.17, "text": "ah no don't hit actual Luigi goddammit" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 1002.21, "text": "there you go there you go yeah Saki Saki" }, { "duration": 12.46, "start": 1008.42, "text": "not so lucky" }, { "duration": 12.4, "start": 1011.24, "text": "okay let's go back to actual Luigi Luigi" }, { "duration": 4.859, "start": 1020.88, "text": "is fine Luigi can handle it he's a tough" }, { "duration": 8.799, "start": 1023.64, "text": "lad" }, { "duration": 8.111, "start": 1025.739, "text": "all right let it work let it work all" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 1032.439, "text": "right work I need something bigger here" }, { "duration": 8.689, "start": 1033.85, "text": "fish go damn it I can't aim this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 1040.569, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 10.84, "start": 1042.539, "text": "haha I will use the fish to destroy the" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 1046.869, "text": "fish Monsieur I opened up a whole cave" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 1053.379, "text": "of possibilities" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1054.399, "text": "I need the health" }, { "duration": 10.081, "start": 1059.759, "text": "you like watermelon oh god he stuck the" }, { "duration": 6.929, "start": 1065.44, "text": "watermelon he's too strong I missed" }, { "duration": 4.929, "start": 1069.84, "text": "maybe I shouldn't throw it as he's doing" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 1072.369, "text": "this thing alright we have to put a go" }, { "duration": 7.9510000000000005, "start": 1074.769, "text": "easy don't know I put him down but" }, { "duration": 4.171, "start": 1079.179, "text": "forgot to switch back alright alright" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 1082.72, "text": "alright" }, { "duration": 11.189, "start": 1083.35, "text": "I am low on health peace nice one" }, { "duration": 10.439, "start": 1091.69, "text": "nice oh wait at the flash ok the sword" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 1094.539, "text": "tight yeah yeah that's how we do all" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 1102.129, "text": "right careful gooey jeez there's water" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 1103.359, "text": "over there don't go stepping in it ok ok" }, { "duration": 7.54, "start": 1108.119, "text": "alright alright come this way come this" }, { "duration": 5.991, "start": 1111.009, "text": "way you hit a gooey G idiot you're such" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 1115.659, "text": "an idiot" }, { "duration": 7.419, "start": 1117, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 1119.669, "text": "ok those fishes don't work let the" }, { "duration": 7.271, "start": 1124.419, "text": "hearts over here though I'm full health" }, { "duration": 7.639, "start": 1125.47, "text": "again excellent ok switch to gooey G" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 1131.69, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 1133.109, "text": "he's gonna do his thing" }, { "duration": 7.829, "start": 1135.1, "text": "wait for the perfect moment to strike" }, { "duration": 10.11, "start": 1138.059, "text": "where the hell am i aiming doo da doo da" }, { "duration": 8.661, "start": 1142.929, "text": "and then am i aiming at him no I'm not" }, { "duration": 3.421, "start": 1148.169, "text": "hey he" }, { "duration": 9.43, "start": 1152.89, "text": "hello okay" }, { "duration": 8.66, "start": 1155.42, "text": "wait for the end and he really loves" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 1162.32, "text": "that attack his name" }, { "duration": 6.31, "start": 1164.08, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 1167.65, "text": "okay you threw the fish at me thinking" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1170.39, "text": "that it's going to destroy me but uh uh" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 1172.99, "text": "god it's so hard to judge the depth of" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1175.46, "text": "where the hell I'm looking there we go" }, { "duration": 7.03, "start": 1179.53, "text": "got him this should be the last one come" }, { "duration": 15.09, "start": 1182.09, "text": "on the air come up come up big something" }, { "duration": 12.36, "start": 1186.56, "text": "big suck well sim then you feek whoa he" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 1197.18, "text": "was cooking up an elevator button all" }, { "duration": 8.15, "start": 1198.92, "text": "this time i am i eating" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1202.91, "text": "I'm gonna take some celebratory coffee" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1207.28, "text": "come on to leaky you can go get the key" }, { "duration": 9.9, "start": 1209.48, "text": "for yourself you're not that stupid" }, { "duration": 8.56, "start": 1211.57, "text": "no you little rat bastard even I worked" }, { "duration": 9.57, "start": 1219.38, "text": "so hard" }, { "duration": 15.15, "start": 1220.13, "text": "get a bougie come on man fine back in my" }, { "duration": 9.18, "start": 1228.95, "text": "hole can I open up the oven you were" }, { "duration": 8.46, "start": 1235.28, "text": "showing me that I could and now you're" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 1238.13, "text": "not letting me yes" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1243.74, "text": "what are we cooking up a giant" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1245.63, "text": "rotisserie chicken I'm gonna use that to" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 1248.24, "text": "kill him all right wait wait wait wait" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 1251.75, "text": "watch this I'm a chef now I'm gonna cook" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 1256.64, "text": "the chicken perfectly glazed perfect" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 1260.12, "text": "steamed hams" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1263.899, "text": "yep" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1269.989, "text": "secrets" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 1273.93, "text": "I thought I was in sight like a Hawaii" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1275.73, "text": "lisanna I saw a pig I saw a piggy in" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1281.01, "text": "there" }, { "duration": 12.12, "start": 1281.34, "text": "oh god it's an anglerfish" }, { "duration": 13.08, "start": 1285.57, "text": "Jesus pulled her puff do something wait" }, { "duration": 8.06, "start": 1293.46, "text": "what are you doing I can't see anything" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 1298.65, "text": "what's going on" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 1301.91, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 11.33, "start": 1306.03, "text": "okay his teeth are still locked can I" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 1312.03, "text": "like pry that beautiful mouth open I" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 1318.95, "text": "don't know what I'm supposed to do I've" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1323.58, "text": "tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1325.97, "text": "blow the teeth his teeth are sensitive" }, { "duration": 13.38, "start": 1329.07, "text": "he's gonna hate the wind suck the teeth" }, { "duration": 12.75, "start": 1332.01, "text": "Oh Luigi but of course so I didn't try" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1342.45, "text": "all my ideas stop yelling at me okay I" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1344.76, "text": "know you're all sitting there in the car" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 1346.26, "text": "with me like Jack go EEG for [ __ ] sake" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1348.6, "text": "I get it okay I could be a little stupid" }, { "duration": 9.19, "start": 1352.64, "text": "but that's my thing what the cheese is" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1355.86, "text": "back ah maybe use G's doing Ty's little" }, { "duration": 9.02, "start": 1361.83, "text": "hat come here you" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 1364.47, "text": "okay where should I put it very far away" }, { "duration": 24.419, "start": 1373.89, "text": "now I cared the whole how you want the" }, { "duration": 14.82, "start": 1385.65, "text": "cheese you want the cheesy nibbles maybe" }, { "duration": 5.191, "start": 1398.309, "text": "if I use go easy is he afraid of gooey" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 1400.47, "text": "Jeju no he's not" }, { "duration": 9.57, "start": 1403.5, "text": "oh wait maybe a little come on out I" }, { "duration": 13.2, "start": 1408.51, "text": "know you want the cheese to a you little" }, { "duration": 16.609, "start": 1413.07, "text": "rat bastards love Oh what made the" }, { "duration": 7.969, "start": 1421.71, "text": "flashing with the life no no no kill him" }, { "duration": 8.14, "start": 1431, "text": "kill him dead Luigi damn it Luigi what" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1438.15, "text": "are we gonna do with you" }, { "duration": 7.07, "start": 1439.14, "text": "all right let's do this song and dance" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 1441.51, "text": "again I'm ready I know how to do it now" }, { "duration": 4.089, "start": 1446.21, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1448.28, "text": "but where did he go" }, { "duration": 3.171, "start": 1450.299, "text": "that's my question" }, { "duration": 12.931000000000001, "start": 1454.259, "text": "can we fit in that hole no there is a" }, { "duration": 12.87, "start": 1461.74, "text": "hole up here though if you can see it up" }, { "duration": 17.849, "start": 1467.19, "text": "in the top left there he didn't go to" }, { "duration": 13.37, "start": 1474.61, "text": "another room did he he oh you little oh" }, { "duration": 4.901, "start": 1485.039, "text": "damn it" }, { "duration": 9.01, "start": 1487.98, "text": "alright I think he's gonna come out the" }, { "duration": 15.75, "start": 1489.94, "text": "hole back at that door but I'm not sure" }, { "duration": 12.12, "start": 1496.99, "text": "Oh cuz into this room do do do do I see" }, { "duration": 9.51, "start": 1505.69, "text": "you I see you I have a plan though" }, { "duration": 11.419, "start": 1509.11, "text": "watch this no don't move are you gonna" }, { "duration": 5.329, "start": 1515.2, "text": "into the hole up there I will kill you" }, { "duration": 14.96, "start": 1520.53, "text": "oh the Hecker stinky stinky tune I'm" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1532.29, "text": "gonna call you stinky 8-ball" }, { "duration": 9.52, "start": 1536.09, "text": "wait you're gold oh do you work just" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 1539.28, "text": "work the same I thought there was going" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 1545.61, "text": "to be a different methodology to kill" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1546.9, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 9.91, "start": 1549.35, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 11.17, "start": 1554.12, "text": "where are you go stay saw him I saw him" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 1559.26, "text": "he's in this hole I gotcha I knew those" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 1565.29, "text": "holes have to be for something I had" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 1567.33, "text": "great practice fisting them earlier they" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 1573.39, "text": "were weird though there were golden" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 1574.71, "text": "ghosts I thought that they were gonna" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 1575.76, "text": "have a completely different methodology" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1577.41, "text": "to kill them but it was the exact same" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1578.43, "text": "as always" }, { "duration": 5.23, "start": 1579.83, "text": "maybe go Iggy and Luigi are just so good" }, { "duration": 11.76, "start": 1583.08, "text": "at killing things now that nothing" }, { "duration": 13.85, "start": 1585.06, "text": "matters oh you're in one of these he's" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 1594.84, "text": "in this one is in this one I know it" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1598.94, "text": "gotcha" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1600.62, "text": "Luigi Luigi" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 1609.32, "text": "you can take on ghosts with the greatest" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 1612.51, "text": "of ease but when it comes to rats sucks" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1618.59, "text": "okay let's go get him" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1624.31, "text": "I'm gonna straight-up destroy him I'm" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 1626.68, "text": "gonna kill him and his entire family" }, { "duration": 17.86, "start": 1629.07, "text": "isn't here I'm using this method to to" }, { "duration": 16.47, "start": 1634.48, "text": "really scare him wait I can just yeah" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 1646.93, "text": "indeed look at the fourth daddy fourth" }, { "duration": 9.47, "start": 1650.95, "text": "button I didn't realize it could just" }, { "duration": 9.99, "start": 1654.85, "text": "flash the rats and that they would die" }, { "duration": 6.61, "start": 1660.42, "text": "flash rats get money that's the whole" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1664.84, "text": "point of this game all right back to the" }, { "duration": 12.62, "start": 1667.03, "text": "end of a tour we're gonna head to the" }, { "duration": 10.49, "start": 1669.16, "text": "fourth that sound good Luigi excellent" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 1681.99, "text": "ding-dong" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1683.32, "text": "I would like him please do you think do" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 1686.2, "text": "you think you guys gonna call me but do" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 1687.82, "text": "you guys think" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 1688.54, "text": "place your bets no yes or no right in" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1690.64, "text": "the comments" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 1693.69, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.85, "start": 1697.89, "text": "the fourth there he is" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 1700.15, "text": "I knew it opens yes gang yeah you get a" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1704.74, "text": "high-five from good old jacksepticeye" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1706.66, "text": "the jacksepticeye the high five man" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1708.55, "text": "himself Louie you're doing a great job" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1711.04, "text": "why don't you make your way back to the" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1712.72, "text": "lab okay there's something I want to" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 1714.1, "text": "tell you see you soon" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 1716.14, "text": "is it the fact that you're my dad Luigi" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1721.75, "text": "have somethin to tell you" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1722.83, "text": "I don't know how to say this but I'm" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 1726.16, "text": "your father I know the resemblance is" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1729.55, "text": "uncanny but I've kept the secret from" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1733.3, "text": "you for a long time I never loved your" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1735.31, "text": "mother that's why I left but I couldn't" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 1737.8, "text": "bear to look at you my perfect" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 1739.66, "text": "mirror-image son is it finally that the" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1745.48, "text": "store is open Oh Louie you're finally" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1747.79, "text": "back hey you shouldn't keep an old man" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 1749.38, "text": "waiting you know I've been busy down" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1752.89, "text": "here this lab is almost fully" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1754.09, "text": "operational by the way Luigi you must be" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1758.14, "text": "getting pretty good at exploring the" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1759.73, "text": "hotel am i right" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1760.75, "text": "have you been sucking up stuff for the" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1762.67, "text": "porter guys goo the Poltergust your" }, { "duration": 3.23, "start": 1765.67, "text": "pockets must be fit to burst see well" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1767.44, "text": "that money you've picked up out there" }, { "duration": 7.69, "start": 1768.9, "text": "finally egad you're speaking my language" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 1771.19, "text": "money is the only currency Fred not at" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1776.59, "text": "the perfect solution dear a cumbersome" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 1778.33, "text": "currency conundrum just give it all to" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 1780.07, "text": "me drum roll please" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1783.87, "text": "I'm proud to announce" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 1789.71, "text": "the shop professor egads shopping" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 1795.78, "text": "network is now open for business right" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 1797.31, "text": "here in the lab come on come on come on" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1803.85, "text": "down if you one day gold bone a boo" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 1806.43, "text": "finder or a gem finder egads store is" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 1809.25, "text": "the place for you do you find your" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1811.74, "text": "pockets burdening with money do you find" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1814.56, "text": "them bulging with success do you want to" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1817.02, "text": "decrease your load but increase your" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1819.84, "text": "wealth then come on down to egads store" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1822.51, "text": "where you can piss all your money away" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1824.49, "text": "on absolutely nothing I stuck some" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1827.16, "text": "rather useful items they're all yours" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 1828.72, "text": "for a modest fee ponter poop will come" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1831.72, "text": "to your aid if your health reaches zero" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1833.55, "text": "you'll take the bone after restoring" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 1835.14, "text": "your health though to celebrate the" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1838.59, "text": "shops grand opening just this once I'm" }, { "duration": 8.3, "start": 1840.36, "text": "giving away a free gold bone go on Luigi" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 1844.95, "text": "just select the gold bone to claim it" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1848.66, "text": "tada" }, { "duration": 7.33, "start": 1850.73, "text": "for the grand low low price of nothing" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1854.78, "text": "sweet goat bones are incredibly credible" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1858.06, "text": "items that give you a sick and win for" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1859.74, "text": "if your health runs out you'd be wise to" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1861.63, "text": "give it a few on hand have a keep a few" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1863.58, "text": "other hand I can't read ha I have a" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 1865.53, "text": "three year old that looks like an 8 year" }, { "duration": 11.16, "start": 1867.45, "text": "old so if you want more other items in" }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 1872.07, "text": "stock okay oh I almost forgot" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1878.61, "text": "I have one other matter to address while" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 1881.13, "text": "you're here Luigi could you turn around" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 1885.87, "text": "for a moment I need to adjust your poll" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1887.43, "text": "to the school" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1894.49, "text": "there there I did it I fixed it I'm a" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1896.89, "text": "scientist this is science" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1899.17, "text": "it's mush my science now my mic can pick" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 1902.59, "text": "up two voices at once and I just added a" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1906.16, "text": "new feature to the part of the scoop my" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1909.61, "text": "research indicates that boos are hiding" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1911.32, "text": "out in this hotel I just added a feature" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 1913.06, "text": "to help you track them down don't worry" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1915.01, "text": "about the details I'll fill you in later" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 1916.68, "text": "that's gross" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 1918.43, "text": "egad well that's it for me Louie get" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 1921.82, "text": "back out there and explore the hotel" }, { "duration": 7.42, "start": 1924.42, "text": "okay um I was come on down" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 1929.38, "text": "I was promised that this stuff would be" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 1931.84, "text": "cool" }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 1933.99, "text": "that's the characters that will project" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1935.83, "text": "the location of jam on your map where" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 1937.69, "text": "each one reveals the location of a new" }, { "duration": 12.72, "start": 1939.13, "text": "gym this is stupid I'm gonna buy two of" }, { "duration": 10.56, "start": 1946.51, "text": "them these are poopy items these suck" }, { "duration": 7.41, "start": 1951.85, "text": "more dick than your mom man I was hoping" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1957.07, "text": "that it would get like two suckers so" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 1959.26, "text": "the end of my back you might be like oh" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 1960.52, "text": "I could akimbo a vacuum but no all I do" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1966.04, "text": "is sit on a throne of disappointment and" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 1967.99, "text": "lies fine whatever" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 1972.01, "text": "oh cool fine Jim let's go find boots up" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 1976.99, "text": "there's something in my waters the" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1979.33, "text": "virtual poo is ringing also yes and what" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1983.26, "text": "a weird that's the play on the Virtual" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1984.7, "text": "Boy everyone was like magic didn't even" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1986.74, "text": "get the reference I did I just didn't" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 1988.15, "text": "address it because I mean I don't think" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1991.03, "text": "it's that great he didn't say that it" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1993.13, "text": "was defunct and stupid which is it like" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1995.26, "text": "a fun little jab that Nintendo have it" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 1996.91, "text": "themselves but again I'm I'm not a kid I" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 2000.9, "text": "I don't dwell in the references of you" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 2004.29, "text": "peasants" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2005.19, "text": "I need top-tier references" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 2009.36, "text": "uh but yeah ie" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 2012.39, "text": "I didn't click it at all that it was a" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 2014.94, "text": "virtual boy I was actually just too" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 2016.74, "text": "stupid I know that people said in the" }, { "duration": 7.939, "start": 2018.87, "text": "comments I was like oh yeah hey it looks" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2024.66, "text": "like you something across a boo already" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 2026.809, "text": "there's a sign that indicates there's a" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 2028.74, "text": "part of your body you actually just [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 2030.21, "text": "your pants let me explain it in more" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 2032.04, "text": "detail" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 2032.61, "text": "where are those no carrots you see" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 2034.83, "text": "gooeys body is made of a material I" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2036.87, "text": "dubbed GU it kind of looks like flubber" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 2039.09, "text": "but copyright claim we're not going to" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2041.1, "text": "say that kodiak's at the frequency" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 2042.51, "text": "emitted by boots so if there's a booty" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2043.98, "text": "hiding nearby the gold vibrate to" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 2045.66, "text": "indicate this the closer you get to a" }, { "duration": 2.969, "start": 2048.21, "text": "booth location the stronger the" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 2049.35, "text": "vibration will be you'll definitely be" }, { "duration": 2.43, "start": 2051.179, "text": "able to tell when you're really close" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 2052.32, "text": "because your whole body will be" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2053.609, "text": "vibrating that your teeth are gonna fall" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2054.99, "text": "out they're all make sense weak strong" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2057.45, "text": "vibration means a boo is nearby okay get" }, { "duration": 2.339, "start": 2060.03, "text": "out here and catch a lot of booze" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 2060.81, "text": "already I'm sick of the smell yet I'll" }, { "duration": 7.621, "start": 2062.369, "text": "start thinking about the best way to" }, { "duration": 15.21, "start": 2063.33, "text": "organize but bye silly [ __ ] wait I did" }, { "duration": 14.369, "start": 2069.99, "text": "this already wait that did I miss how to" }, { "duration": 7.31, "start": 2078.54, "text": "get them oh okay if the boo is just" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 2084.359, "text": "nearby" }, { "duration": 5.59, "start": 2085.85, "text": "but the vibration is not super strong" }, { "duration": 5.331, "start": 2088.619, "text": "yet okay the vibration got weaker let's" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 2091.44, "text": "go back this way" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2094.19, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2097.09, "text": "it's pretty damn strong there and now it" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 2099.31, "text": "gets weaker again" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 2103.71, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 2107.17, "text": "or is it strongest" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 2109.74, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 11.49, "start": 2113.15, "text": "oh it's getting stronger oh he ain't" }, { "duration": 14.011, "start": 2117.619, "text": "here that's the wrong button where you" }, { "duration": 15.99, "start": 2124.64, "text": "at boo come on out baby boo okay oh wait" }, { "duration": 12.439, "start": 2131.63, "text": "I could just this is a thing the only" }, { "duration": 7.649, "start": 2140.63, "text": "currency that I care about" }, { "duration": 10.23, "start": 2144.069, "text": "do I have to reveal him or just flash" }, { "duration": 9.111, "start": 2148.279, "text": "when I think I'm close hold on a second" }, { "duration": 5.671, "start": 2154.299, "text": "hold on a second" }, { "duration": 10.38, "start": 2157.39, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 12.3, "start": 2159.97, "text": "what this Oh God" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 2167.77, "text": "yeah that's where I was already" }, { "duration": 8.379, "start": 2175.74, "text": "is he hiding in here hoho I'm movement" }, { "duration": 9.89, "start": 2181.27, "text": "looks like you found me or did you" }, { "duration": 7.041, "start": 2184.119, "text": "really okay dude i'ma [ __ ] you up" }, { "duration": 17.681, "start": 2191.369, "text": "are you ready go what is happening was" }, { "duration": 12.36, "start": 2204.55, "text": "he broken I see you I see you" }, { "duration": 11.43, "start": 2209.05, "text": "he's moving this way there you are there" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 2216.91, "text": "you are you little Oh what" }, { "duration": 3.19, "start": 2220.48, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 2225.5, "text": "you might that's make I see him that's" }, { "duration": 6.61, "start": 2227.33, "text": "cool it's so spooks don't be so scared" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 2232.28, "text": "Luigi" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 2233.94, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.23, "start": 2239.48, "text": "oh my god oh my god oh my god Luigi" }, { "duration": 9.76, "start": 2242.53, "text": "Luigi stop he's already dead" }, { "duration": 11.92, "start": 2245.71, "text": "Jesus Christ what a lunatic right in" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 2252.29, "text": "front of me okay Luigi" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2257.63, "text": "okay Luigi" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 2260.09, "text": "okay here's one more left in him that's" }, { "duration": 13.77, "start": 2262.83, "text": "so many Mons ones yes" }, { "duration": 10.62, "start": 2268.46, "text": "Manny whoa I think I just I think it" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2276.6, "text": "just glitched and got on top of them the" }, { "duration": 9.25, "start": 2279.08, "text": "washing machine when I shouldn't have" }, { "duration": 11.3, "start": 2280.83, "text": "been able to hear and you go it's like a" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 2288.33, "text": "ball and paddle or you're saying wait" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 2292.13, "text": "Frick do I do this" }, { "duration": 16.83, "start": 2299.61, "text": "like that turns out wasn't that hacker" }, { "duration": 15.15, "start": 2305.08, "text": "I did it okay I see you're washing money" }, { "duration": 9.34, "start": 2316.44, "text": "one could say that you were laundering" }, { "duration": 8.79, "start": 2320.23, "text": "money you got that way okay I wanted to" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 2325.78, "text": "blow you in that direction no yes" }, { "duration": 10.05, "start": 2329.02, "text": "stupid is it stuck on something" }, { "duration": 10.35, "start": 2332.79, "text": "go that way excuse me I need to get in" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 2339.07, "text": "there there we go" }, { "duration": 10.15, "start": 2347.03, "text": "yeah so worth it" }, { "duration": 8.471, "start": 2350.809, "text": "so monies except I'm gonna keep my money" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 2357.18, "text": "from now on I'm not wasting my money on" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 2359.28, "text": "egads stinky stupid things I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 2362.369, "text": "keep it for myself be rich so when I" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 2366.15, "text": "leave this place I can afford the" }, { "duration": 13.471, "start": 2367.799, "text": "therapy to get through it alright let's" }, { "duration": 12.42, "start": 2374.01, "text": "go to fourth dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb" }, { "duration": 10.37, "start": 2381.27, "text": "dumb tall and tan and young and lovely" }, { "duration": 8.01, "start": 2386.43, "text": "The Girl From Ipanema goes walking" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 2391.64, "text": "didn't realize that they thinking for" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 2394.44, "text": "their rights just for this one it's a" }, { "duration": 11.129, "start": 2396.72, "text": "musical floor I was gonna say it's a" }, { "duration": 15.841, "start": 2398.549, "text": "trouble clef oh this is actually quite" }, { "duration": 8.041, "start": 2407.849, "text": "nice hey Lucy if you find yourself" }, { "duration": 2.969, "start": 2414.39, "text": "needing to return to the lab quickly I" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 2415.89, "text": "got the perfect solution for you" }, { "duration": 3.421, "start": 2417.359, "text": "I've streamlined the transfer system" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 2419.16, "text": "just for you what you have to do is" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 2420.78, "text": "access the VPN so I clap then we'll be" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 2423.45, "text": "face-to-face in an instant the system" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2425.91, "text": "goes both ways - when you're ready to" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 2427.65, "text": "get back to your adventures the system" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2429.15, "text": "owner attorneys at the same place you" }, { "duration": 3.629, "start": 2430.2, "text": "left that's all keep the transfer system" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2432.75, "text": "in mind while you're out there exploring" }, { "duration": 6.23, "start": 2433.829, "text": "so okie dokie bye-bye" }, { "duration": 2.99, "start": 2437.069, "text": "so fast travel" }, { "duration": 11.41, "start": 2441.209, "text": "that was a see-through symbol okay I" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 2450.67, "text": "want the piano that's in this picture" }, { "duration": 7.1, "start": 2452.619, "text": "make it real fine" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2456.599, "text": "can I" }, { "duration": 7.521, "start": 2460.859, "text": "that's super fun okay and then do this" }, { "duration": 8.5, "start": 2469.279, "text": "yes I I did it GUI G doesn't deserve the" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 2474.749, "text": "price it was me oh me freaking Luigi" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 2477.779, "text": "you're not even really I love you all" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 2480.869, "text": "the same though I've only known go easy" }, { "duration": 2.31, "start": 2483.959, "text": "for five minutes" }, { "duration": 3.061, "start": 2484.829, "text": "but if anything happened to him I would" }, { "duration": 8.33, "start": 2486.269, "text": "kill everyone else in this room and then" }, { "duration": 10.5, "start": 2487.89, "text": "myself took off" }, { "duration": 7.99, "start": 2494.599, "text": "stinky thinks Oh popcorn save that for" }, { "duration": 10.949, "start": 2498.39, "text": "later everything I put in here I'm" }, { "duration": 22.291, "start": 2502.589, "text": "saving for later oh no I broke it looks" }, { "duration": 19.49, "start": 2509.339, "text": "scary though oh Jesus hey I need this ow" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 2524.88, "text": "ow ow okay I got it" }, { "duration": 14.43, "start": 2530.6, "text": "money money money money bonnet wait how" }, { "duration": 16.28, "start": 2535.4, "text": "do we get over this ah it's fun who's" }, { "duration": 6.65, "start": 2545.03, "text": "doing it stop it just smelly dick oh" }, { "duration": 5.05, "start": 2551.77, "text": "yeah yeah yeah" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 2555.38, "text": "see I wouldn't upgrade that it like" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 2556.82, "text": "sucks harder and pulls more life out of" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 2558.83, "text": "them like the longer you're sucking it" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 2563.33, "text": "sounds very sexual but it's not how I" }, { "duration": 13.47, "start": 2566, "text": "mean it okay do more yes I watch more" }, { "duration": 15.21, "start": 2571.07, "text": "let that pop pop go for days oh ho I'm a" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 2579.47, "text": "legend sweet and one of the things in" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 2586.28, "text": "the pictures" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 2586.91, "text": "give me the things in the pictures" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 2587.84, "text": "please man I wanted to pull the" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 2591.44, "text": "paintings off the wall so I can have" }, { "duration": 11.85, "start": 2592.85, "text": "them for myself okay let me say anything" }, { "duration": 11, "start": 2597.95, "text": "else here pull down the cymbal pull down" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 2604.7, "text": "the cymbal pull" }, { "duration": 9.87, "start": 2610.74, "text": "you can't get to it Aereo Wow that was" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 2619.38, "text": "totally worth it" }, { "duration": 11.34, "start": 2620.61, "text": "alright this is where the coins whatever" }, { "duration": 15.81, "start": 2622.32, "text": "moving on Oh doors you know I keep" }, { "duration": 7.46, "start": 2631.95, "text": "pressing the wrong foot damn it yeah" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 2638.13, "text": "baby" }, { "duration": 14.17, "start": 2639.41, "text": "no coin left behind money is the" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 2644.67, "text": "lifeblood of Luigi okay that's the wrong" }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 2653.58, "text": "button again why do I keep pressing the" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 2655.11, "text": "wrong button" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 2655.62, "text": "Jesus okay go easy time to shine and you" }, { "duration": 9.24, "start": 2659.01, "text": "go bud" }, { "duration": 10.05, "start": 2660.32, "text": "you you so gross do you kiss your mother" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 2668.25, "text": "with that ass" }, { "duration": 16.51, "start": 2670.37, "text": "okay and now go in here sounds so gross" }, { "duration": 14.31, "start": 2676.38, "text": "flush it brush it real good oh oh can I" }, { "duration": 9.5, "start": 2686.88, "text": "just go through even you ooh what are" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 2690.69, "text": "you doing you Oh secret candy store" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 2696.38, "text": "there's so many golden tickets on the" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 2698.28, "text": "ground okay this place is filthy" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 2701.48, "text": "to clean it up" }, { "duration": 12.52, "start": 2706.73, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 2711.66, "text": "okay let's try and figure this out" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 2721.56, "text": "that's a good one" }, { "duration": 11.28, "start": 2729.41, "text": "other than what's happening okay Luigi" }, { "duration": 4.87, "start": 2738.29, "text": "you're [ __ ] it up" }, { "duration": 6.49, "start": 2740.69, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 2743.16, "text": "just blow them all off the shelf they" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 2747.18, "text": "blow on them" }, { "duration": 2.99, "start": 2749.32, "text": "okay same thing" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 2753.91, "text": "ah" }, { "duration": 9.51, "start": 2756.94, "text": "okay so I have to start here okay stop" }, { "duration": 3.17, "start": 2763.28, "text": "what's happening" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 2767.099, "text": "yeah would you not work suddenly" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 2776.83, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 6.59, "start": 2780.77, "text": "with the Freak okay you start with that" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 2784.04, "text": "one go to this one" }, { "duration": 10.839, "start": 2794.98, "text": "and then" }, { "duration": 12.689, "start": 2797.16, "text": "yeah [ __ ] sake hey hello" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 2805.819, "text": "start with that one sometimes it blows" }, { "duration": 3.051, "start": 2809.849, "text": "it and sometimes it doesn't" }, { "duration": 9.391, "start": 2813.799, "text": "okay stop the [ __ ] music it's like I" }, { "duration": 4.621, "start": 2821.759, "text": "don't get" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2823.19, "text": "now you work but then another time you" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 2826.38, "text": "don't" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 2830, "text": "um no I'm aiming at the ground and it's" }, { "duration": 2.459, "start": 2832.64, "text": "working" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 2833.119, "text": "there we go I don't know why I didn't" }, { "duration": 5.5809999999999995, "start": 2835.099, "text": "just do it all with Luigi I don't know" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 2836.81, "text": "how I thought I had to use go easy oh my" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 2840.68, "text": "god that was very annoying I mean once I" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 2843.71, "text": "figured out to just aim at one of them" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2845.27, "text": "and then walk down the line it was" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 2846.47, "text": "actually pretty easy and that was my" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2848.51, "text": "fault" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 2848.93, "text": "but I also stand by the fact that screw" }, { "duration": 9.02, "start": 2853.55, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 10.72, "start": 2854.71, "text": "alright let's go oh no I need my vacuum" }, { "duration": 6.7, "start": 2862.57, "text": "close up those hands don't want to see" }, { "duration": 14.31, "start": 2865.43, "text": "you anymore we're through you and me you" }, { "duration": 14.12, "start": 2869.27, "text": "and I us we're through I'm up cool" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 2879.74, "text": "spider yes" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 2883.39, "text": "spiders have money in them I keep trying" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 2885.83, "text": "to tell you guys but you're all sitting" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 2887.33, "text": "at home so be like no spider scary what" }, { "duration": 7.949, "start": 2890.66, "text": "if I told you money" }, { "duration": 8.32, "start": 2891.58, "text": "spider money good yes there's there's" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 2898.609, "text": "something about the control sometimes" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 2899.9, "text": "that when I go to turn sometimes it" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 2902.63, "text": "feels like he turns a lot and then" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 2903.95, "text": "sometimes it feels a he doesn't turn at" }, { "duration": 13.43, "start": 2905.15, "text": "all and he also moves on his own there's" }, { "duration": 8.3, "start": 2910.28, "text": "[ __ ] tilt controls are you serious" }, { "duration": 9.52, "start": 2918.67, "text": "can I turn those off gyro sensitivity" }, { "duration": 7.94, "start": 2924.05, "text": "zero movement why poltergeisting don't" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 2928.19, "text": "turn turn I don't know what that means" }, { "duration": 9.91, "start": 2933.59, "text": "there was tails controls on all this" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 2938.04, "text": "time oh that's so much better" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 2943.5, "text": "oh my god that's so much better" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2946.53, "text": "no wonder I was so inaccurate constantly" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 2948.63, "text": "and he would just turn around at a" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 2950.85, "text": "moment's notice" }, { "duration": 8.45, "start": 2951.6, "text": "Oh tilt controls and motion controls can" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 2956.28, "text": "eat the inner sanctum of my ass" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 2966.54, "text": "that sounded like someone going for the" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2968.8, "text": "toilet oh my god this already feels so" }, { "duration": 5.459, "start": 2971.38, "text": "much better and makes such a difference" }, { "duration": 4.629, "start": 2973.68, "text": "okay let's go on in what are we chasing" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 2976.839, "text": "I get so distracted by sucking up" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 2978.309, "text": "everything in every single room that I'm" }, { "duration": 12.051, "start": 2979.869, "text": "like wait you what are we do Oh boss" }, { "duration": 11.311, "start": 2981.849, "text": "time I see toad we get to save toad yes" }, { "duration": 8.23, "start": 2991.92, "text": "lady" }, { "duration": 14.09, "start": 2993.16, "text": "help help but how do we save the toad we" }, { "duration": 10.939, "start": 3000.15, "text": "use the chod ah I'm scared" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3007.25, "text": "you man Luigi come on" }, { "duration": 14.89, "start": 3012.52, "text": "suck it up use those big boy balls oh" }, { "duration": 15.36, "start": 3015.13, "text": "hello mr. Grady damn get it dude even in" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 3027.41, "text": "death you kick ass" }, { "duration": 11.54, "start": 3032.51, "text": "what Oh God" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 3038.66, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.03, "start": 3044.05, "text": "please please get out of here with that" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 3048.41, "text": "weak sauce you're gonna run out of" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 3051.08, "text": "chairs run in circles oh I'm switching" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 3056.15, "text": "it up huh" }, { "duration": 11.45, "start": 3056.93, "text": "switching it up Luigi is not intimidated" }, { "duration": 8.69, "start": 3062.78, "text": "by thugs and scum and trash like you" }, { "duration": 8.74, "start": 3068.38, "text": "luigi is a man of high-class and honor" }, { "duration": 8.98, "start": 3071.47, "text": "you also have money here thank you dude" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 3077.12, "text": "you suck so does your mom" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 3080.45, "text": "you suck about as much as my vacuum does" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 3082.85, "text": "a mite vacuum sucks the life out of dead" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 3086.36, "text": "dead things" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 3087.29, "text": "let's make any sense keep your enemy ah" }, { "duration": 15.45, "start": 3091.78, "text": "yes hey what are you going to do now" }, { "duration": 9.17, "start": 3098.06, "text": "tentacle ass I like it" }, { "duration": 6.789, "start": 3109.39, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.98, "start": 3117.64, "text": "okay I know how to deal with you now I'm" }, { "duration": 7.19, "start": 3121.31, "text": "a big boy uh he changes the music as you" }, { "duration": 8.63, "start": 3126.62, "text": "grab them that's so cool" }, { "duration": 15.01, "start": 3128.5, "text": "yep okay do I just have to beat you guys" }, { "duration": 14.76, "start": 3135.25, "text": "so beat you to death come here come here" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 3143.51, "text": "oh gee ah don't do it again" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 3151.12, "text": "is there a trick I'm supposed to be" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 3153.17, "text": "doing or just beating y'all his ass is" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 3155.18, "text": "the good thing cuz I'm okay with that" }, { "duration": 12.33, "start": 3158.8, "text": "I'm okay with I'm okay with beating ass" }, { "duration": 12.57, "start": 3161.6, "text": "okay with eating ass there you go" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 3171.13, "text": "suck it you get it" }, { "duration": 13.919, "start": 3174.17, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 13.65, "start": 3176.02, "text": "okay Jesus dude now he become piano my" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 3188.089, "text": "god that's terrifying" }, { "duration": 5.699, "start": 3189.67, "text": "let me alone Jesus" }, { "duration": 5.89, "start": 3197.27, "text": "what do I do what do we do do we do I" }, { "duration": 8.429, "start": 3200.9, "text": "don't know what to do yeah" }, { "duration": 12.87, "start": 3203.16, "text": "Oh God Oh God ice I realized it too late" }, { "duration": 11.921, "start": 3209.329, "text": "[ __ ] okay okay oh my god" }, { "duration": 9.589, "start": 3216.03, "text": "Jesus dude this is intense" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 3221.25, "text": "oh I get it or do I" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 3225.619, "text": "no I don't get it today now I have to" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 3228.27, "text": "suck those up and fire the back at you" }, { "duration": 11.58, "start": 3230.66, "text": "all right I'm ready this side I'm ready" }, { "duration": 9.411, "start": 3232.829, "text": "to some I know what I'm doing Jeffers" }, { "duration": 12.56, "start": 3244.29, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 19.32, "start": 3245.42, "text": "yeah wait wait hold on a Fricke ouch" }, { "duration": 12.31, "start": 3256.85, "text": "Christ there you go hahaha" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 3264.74, "text": "fun okay now I know how to do it" }, { "duration": 17.13, "start": 3269.16, "text": "piggy oh wait wait wait wait oh crap" }, { "duration": 18.58, "start": 3273.56, "text": "supposed to be doing a thing yeah kick" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 3286.29, "text": "his dumb ass Oh sookie sookie so you" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3292.14, "text": "want an upgrade that sucks harder here" }, { "duration": 9.49, "start": 3293.94, "text": "so I can do more damage as I'm sucking" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 3296.3, "text": "ha beat the piano see how you like it" }, { "duration": 5.17, "start": 3303.43, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 3304.58, "text": "all right round two" }, { "duration": 5.609, "start": 3312.19, "text": "Jesus Christ" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 3313.789, "text": "is they copied all of sudden" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 3322.09, "text": "okay do the big one" }, { "duration": 8.669, "start": 3325.68, "text": "I almost [ __ ] that up alright here we" }, { "duration": 10.68, "start": 3333.119, "text": "go here we go watch out for the first" }, { "duration": 11.811, "start": 3334.349, "text": "pots musical notes wait wait wait no" }, { "duration": 4.711, "start": 3343.799, "text": "that's illegal" }, { "duration": 10.09, "start": 3346.16, "text": "what" }, { "duration": 9.66, "start": 3348.51, "text": "oh this is a [ __ ] there's so many" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 3356.25, "text": "steps to this boss fight no what are you" }, { "duration": 11.07, "start": 3358.17, "text": "doing there's only one place you should" }, { "duration": 9.9, "start": 3360.63, "text": "be shooting them straight to hell oh I" }, { "duration": 15.45, "start": 3369.24, "text": "got your number now dude" }, { "duration": 17.61, "start": 3370.53, "text": "Oh sup y'all grabby hands so gross I'm a" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 3384.69, "text": "stinky ass and I like that's how you" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 3388.14, "text": "sound" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 3388.71, "text": "boy okay this is intense" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 3394.74, "text": "oh wait second round here nice that's" }, { "duration": 9.18, "start": 3398.46, "text": "what I like" }, { "duration": 10.54, "start": 3399.18, "text": "sorry nice song that [ __ ] oh crap no I" }, { "duration": 6.91, "start": 3407.64, "text": "messed it up" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 3409.72, "text": "Oh it'll hurt him ah hey watch out for" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 3414.55, "text": "the teeth" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 3415.25, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 3416.76, "text": "I'll show for the teeth again stay far" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 3419.53, "text": "away stay far away my mom oh okay you" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 3423.01, "text": "got it" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 3423.52, "text": "you got a new eg you're a boss you're a" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 3425.8, "text": "animal" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 3427.86, "text": "don't let anyone tell you differently Oh" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 3430.95, "text": "God okay nothing ah Jesus" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 3435.45, "text": "okay now the big one" }, { "duration": 8.33, "start": 3440.51, "text": "there we go there we go into your casket" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 3443.63, "text": "of death this is really her" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 3451.15, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 3453.839, "text": "okay that one went well that was a good" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 3457, "text": "one" }, { "duration": 5.171, "start": 3458.279, "text": "is that really not doing any damage to" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 3460.51, "text": "him the whole bomb thing feel like that" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 3463.45, "text": "would do more damage from than a Hoover" }, { "duration": 7.63, "start": 3466.89, "text": "no more piano sing us a song you're the" }, { "duration": 11.19, "start": 3471.7, "text": "sake man ha ha ha" }, { "duration": 13.099, "start": 3474.52, "text": "get in my belly once more into the fray" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 3482.89, "text": "into the last good fight he'll ever know" }, { "duration": 6.97, "start": 3491.819, "text": "he did a little bow that was fun that" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3497.74, "text": "was awesome" }, { "duration": 4.671, "start": 3498.789, "text": "our first boss fight me kick his boot a" }, { "duration": 7.151, "start": 3504.539, "text": "good job Italy gee I didn't even use GUI" }, { "duration": 12.83, "start": 3507.91, "text": "G at all honestly it feels like it" }, { "duration": 16.29, "start": 3511.69, "text": "wouldn't have helped that much cute Oh" }, { "duration": 9.089, "start": 3520.74, "text": "because I told I forgot I said you were" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3527.98, "text": "just gonna take a [ __ ] in the corner" }, { "duration": 4.331, "start": 3529.829, "text": "thank you" }, { "duration": 3.31, "start": 3531.66, "text": "brendi get poulter pup from the second" }, { "duration": 6.659, "start": 3534.16, "text": "game on the DS" }, { "duration": 9.68, "start": 3534.97, "text": "oh wait there's a gym here though hold" }, { "duration": 3.831, "start": 3540.819, "text": "on a sec toad can't [ __ ] wait" }, { "duration": 12.421, "start": 3550.839, "text": "okay that was it reveal your secrets" }, { "duration": 7.889, "start": 3564.4, "text": "come here realest [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 3568.21, "text": "nice gym" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 3573.79, "text": "what all right play it" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 3578.38, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.3, "start": 3580.2, "text": "Luigi you're amazing that's why that guy" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 3585.49, "text": "tried to kill you because you were you" }, { "duration": 11.16, "start": 3587.5, "text": "would upstage him you're so much better" }, { "duration": 10.43, "start": 3590.02, "text": "at this than he is nice doughnuts all" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 3598.66, "text": "right that's all I wanted in here" }, { "duration": 21.1, "start": 3600.45, "text": "all right toady it's time to come back" }, { "duration": 21.66, "start": 3603.01, "text": "out yay you saved my big ass yes yes sit" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3621.55, "text": "down oh yay" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 3624.67, "text": "it looks like you rescued one of your" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 3626.11, "text": "friends week it would be best for your" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 3628.54, "text": "friends if your friends stayed with me" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 3630.52, "text": "here in love you should take toe to the" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 3632.44, "text": "elevator okay" }, { "duration": 18.45, "start": 3634.36, "text": "come along it looks like you're was to" }, { "duration": 19.55, "start": 3637.12, "text": "grab Luigi's ass wait oh I was so hoping" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 3652.81, "text": "that I could do that oh my god" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 3657.52, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.55, "start": 3660.82, "text": "oh my god are you okay you just launched" }, { "duration": 12.72, "start": 3665.92, "text": "him anywhere is anything that needs a" }, { "duration": 12.57, "start": 3669.37, "text": "smacking toad Oh toad I'm so sorry but" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 3678.64, "text": "also this is amazing this is my toes my" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 3681.94, "text": "favorite character he's just saying" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 3686.46, "text": "well what is he bounced around again ooh" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3692.65, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3693.98, "text": "wait can I smack the speakers again he" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 3697.17, "text": "just loves it" }, { "duration": 6.629, "start": 3697.98, "text": "he's down to clown wait go get pop no" }, { "duration": 7.549, "start": 3702.78, "text": "nothing happens okay let's go ahead" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3704.609, "text": "that's so fun bye" }, { "duration": 10.81, "start": 3714, "text": "the help" }, { "duration": 14.01, "start": 3715.39, "text": "oh she's watching me what a creep grouch" }, { "duration": 15.69, "start": 3724.81, "text": "oh she's a cool ghost cat" }, { "duration": 12.48, "start": 3729.4, "text": "oh she mad hose mad hose mad you've" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 3740.5, "text": "managed to find up one of your friends" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 3741.88, "text": "how many does that leave though I see" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 3744.97, "text": "two toads and Princess Peach" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 3746.53, "text": "oh and your big brother - he's still" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 3748.6, "text": "captured seems like he's a bit more work" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 3750.88, "text": "to do" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 3751.36, "text": "wouldn't you say well good luck bye you" }, { "duration": 9.98, "start": 3755.8, "text": "smelly [ __ ] okay put the key in the" }, { "duration": 8.19, "start": 3759.85, "text": "elevator the button I guess not a key" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 3765.78, "text": "six yeah" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 3768.04, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 3770.16, "text": "you still do it Luigi and every time you" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 3772.78, "text": "know it's just gonna do that I got her" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 3775.84, "text": "right in the right way up all right what" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 3776.98, "text": "I thought it was a nine okay but half" }, { "duration": 7.22, "start": 3783.16, "text": "the floor is done there's a secret floor" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 3785.41, "text": "though between B 1 and 1 maybe it's B -" }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 3790.38, "text": "seriously Luigi again with this you're" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 3793.45, "text": "gonna keep doing this all the time" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 3794.68, "text": "I know you're scared for your friends" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 3796.72, "text": "but you rescued one of them surely the" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3798.46, "text": "stress is helping because you drink too" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 3800.74, "text": "much coffee Luigi gives you the shakes" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 3803.02, "text": "and the shits" }, { "duration": 8.69, "start": 3803.86, "text": "ooh sword oh man I love that every floor" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 3809.08, "text": "is themed that's so cute" }, { "duration": 3.25, "start": 3814.64, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.05, "start": 3820.69, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3822.61, "text": "that you're fine anyway I'm gonna leave" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 3825.74, "text": "this episode of Luigi mansion here I" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 3827.81, "text": "hope you guys are still enjoying it I am" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 3829.43, "text": "having an absolute blast this game is so" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 3831.47, "text": "charming III all I want to do is play it" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3833.66, "text": "all the time it's so much fun" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 3836.15, "text": "don't forget to leave a like in the" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 3837.38, "text": "video if you're enjoying the series and" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 3838.97, "text": "also don't forget to subscribe if you're" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 3840.95, "text": "new here because these episodes are" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 3843.11, "text": "probably gonna be coming out daily so if" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 3844.55, "text": "you enjoy this subscribe so you don't" }, { "duration": 4.63, "start": 3846.26, "text": "miss another one but until then I'm" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 3847.79, "text": "gonna wish you guys a sweet boo bye" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 3850.89, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 3851.96, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 3853.13, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.99, "start": 3858.84, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 3859.99, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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BOSS Vs. BOSS | Terra Tech #2

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2024-11-29T10:32:37.086793

my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Terra Tech with my badass machine look how [ __ ] awesome he is ready to do business read a [ __ ] it up so some people were saying that I really need to use this trading posts over here I was using the trading post I just put out a lot of it because it was just going back and forth between my face the thing said not to leave your face too close to this cuz like enemies use it so I can get new guys from here but there's nothing there yet but I can also get new blocks which is what I was doing but I can get like new weapons and everything from this so I need to look through this properly and see what I can actually use and what's good and what's not good and I can get what you as well woo I wonder if I connect them all together will it work it will convert sunlight into electricity why it's anchored but becomes overburdened easily okay so how do we make like a big base that's what I want to find out I want to figure out how I make like a huge factory area that's making a lot of stuff me Oh pound cannon hmm these things sound awesome hey buddy how you doing you're not gonna last very long I hope you know that good god he's fast you want to go I think of the music kicks into like [ __ ] western style yeah get up okay so these guns are powerful but only if they [ __ ] hit you need to get it oh there you go there you go you need to get the trap guys or when they officially stop but this craze just bouncing all over is I need to get closer to where you got come here come here come here there you go that's what I needed to do it [ __ ] so I collect my materials I'm a little tractor pad dude oh yeah thank you and then it put you on that and then bring you onto this which refines them into bigger materials and then after that I put them in this oh it shoots them back into area that gives me money so let's see how much money these actually give me well one of these guys cuz they're huge they were giving me a lot before like 170 yeah 170 well what do you turn into did you better find oh you did now you're like a diamond what are you gonna give me thirty okay I have no idea I ran over over there but I picked up all this material I just brought it back and refined it and it gave me 170 BB I'm gonna call that billion billion what did it 70 billion billion each I don't know what it was I think it's time to buy some pound cannons beginning assembly ok can I buy a 2 pound cannons yes there we go did I get them oh yeah okay we need them [ __ ] I need the sunlight again I'm gonna put you one of you back here nice I know where the everything's out of like sync now everything's out of how how sim symmetrical it is I'm same thing at the word I'm sorry our tongue tight put you there okay I need I need more I need more stuff I'm gonna put the pound cannons on the front I look at the [ __ ] name of them that pound cannon oh god am i taking that thing oops okay you're okay but nothing [ __ ] spectacular fair enough good testes bad boys out oh yeah here we go boom you shouldn't have came near me oh god that poor dude okay let's take you guys on my arse no they're here we go I'm gonna add more wheels my guy is like a caterpillar of Awesome where's the other P is gone which wheels over here from the last guy fine I'll go get them instead you just had to explode all the little pieces didn't you [ __ ] okay there we go what the wheels on but the wheels are I Shh I like my dude now he's so cool I'm gonna make him bulkier oh you guys have like bits green and blues going through you are you guys important well you blew up easily so maybe oh god oh god the [ __ ] thing is messing me up there you go you're supposed to go on my tractor Pat and I can turn me upside down okay I might have to build another base somewhere because I see could go back and forth all the time why do you guys give me you you guys looked good you looked decent worried what are your finest 36 what the hell did I get the last time that give me 170 each yeah I need to get more of them whatever it was I'd also need more tractor pads oh wait wait wait wait why is hurtin and I need to figure out how to make a bigger bubble as well because this little tiny bubble is great and all but I can't fit my entire vehicle inside it to fix it I say one poon a site one dead now in a second oh Jesus I always feel bad from oh I said that a lot in the last episode actually I think I almost feel bad for them they kept saying it over and over here okay I don't need any of that III need some extra stuff I need I'm gonna get more tractor pads maybe this is a lot of [ __ ] maybe I should just get more refineries more refineries more cannons so you can put a load more items into my place at once this music reminds me of Borderlands when you've read that I got another bubble thing I just need to figure out how these things work like I got a new bubble that does it make this bubble bigger or what does the - well it's a shield never mind um this is the bubble bobble Bobble toy line dropper nope it just makes another bubble [ __ ] me now now I can fit my care in between boats and fix it oh god I'm stuck never mind so this one has a shield there's a battery here as well batteries are used to power shields I think I'm not sure battery tell me what you G's are small battery so small but ah [ __ ] come back and tell me what you do small battery power so they can be recharged by a generator use this to power shields yeah so can I put a shield on myself toad should be almost invincible then oh [ __ ] messing stuff up I need you to be more forward though like that dude that's pretty freakin cool my wheel broke I don't know something sparking um right let's go off and get a bunch of [ __ ] I'm a person too more tractor pads for my actual machine so they're gonna sit right in the middle with the other guy so I should be able to hold nine things now if I run over them and they don't they don't like block anything all that much playing everything still fires except this guy but I'm I'm too unwilling to give away guns so everything stays together uh-huh but I think there might be a way I'm not sure of making a conveyer system where everything is automated that I bring down my materials I guess they get sucked in automatically and then my stuff just starts processing them on its own I don't know how to do that yet I may have to look up a tutorial on how to do it and make everything work perfectly because there's there's a lot of conveyor systems and refinery tools and everything so I'll have to figure that out oh we got a big fella he wants to tour so he wants to go with the big dog you want to go come on bro come on who do you think sort of wait what do you thinks gonna win this Crash of the Titans like I won't turn turn I don't need the void get him get him get him [ __ ] sake oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] where you're not winning this the way we should be there we go he's upset out something out it is module get his macho attack yeah Jesus we took a [ __ ] hammer and in the middle of that we did it I don't need the wood what the [ __ ] is exploding on me god damn it my wheels are broke give me your wheels when I simulate you into me it's time to reform it's time to make this guy a lot more badass than he is which means getting rid of all of these and having to read [ __ ] everything around oh just you wait just you wait yes yes a full line of defense there's one block short for this but I can buy more but now you can see all my tractor beams and work oh god you don't turn very well now though you've too many wheels that's your problem you go great in straight lines that's that's amazing is that a guy are you up you just spawned in wreck of wake up wake up don't even get my [ __ ] chance not today oh man I wanted them they want you to explode [ __ ] these wheels are all too close together as well cuz they turn and run into each other I get like really into the game like [ __ ] my posture is all really close to the screen okay now is that processing all this oh wait these things don't even need to be attached to the solar guy so I could actually attach these to my vehicle I could go around and I could make a conveyer system that puts them all in it refines all the materials for me right stop doing that no what are you [ __ ] doing go there yeah so it's that way would go to like the resource guy it would turn it into something then it would go onto the next one and then it would shoot it back oh I think I might try and do that then like have all these on my actual dude no I figured it out I figured it out I figured it out yeah okay I need to do a test okay give me give me a piece of wood see what the piece of wood on this that's the receiver goes onto the conveyor goes into the refiner then the refiner makes the thingy it makes it more refined it turns it into the teardrop goes over there goes onto the conveyor goes into the cannon nice I did it I figured it out cool um now I don't need you I wonder could I make it work on these though probably not because I don't know how to make it go from these all to the conveyor onto the other ones because it seems to only go at the other direction so I don't know but here now you can just beat my own factory you just keep making [ __ ] 300k like it where'd you come out of you little D back it was height at the trees are you fully exploded now thank you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I need to collect this stuff there we go I'm just gonna back up into it beep beep beep oh look it's collecting it all in its own how amazing an invader would I know I just figured out her to sit [ __ ] up I just figured out my thing how I do Oh balls okay so I need a lot more laser dudes because these other [ __ ] lobby cannons the doors that log shots at them are so key and I'm gonna need some pound cannons here we go it's [ __ ] just you have been invaded by [ __ ] you no no where is he I need time to put my stuff on I can't even reverse wait you are you the invader come on no don't be a dick I can't move stop killing my thing stop destroy it I will destroy you you get invaded me your suit your suit you defeated doom buggy from payload Studios yeah well the [ __ ] trying to invade me we're not my weapons no but the roll out this side god damn it find harvest boss well hold on a [ __ ] Jiminy Cricket I need to put all my weapons on first [ __ ] nighttime I hate it - one last final heal up and then we go find Harris boss we're a [ __ ] that is I just want to make sure all of my stuff is good I have no idea what kind of an abomination this is this is one weird ass machine with those cannons and there's guns and there's machine guns everywhere on it and that makes me happy all my wheels are overburdened as well I di I need bigger wheels bigger stronger weaves but I need to start two feet and stuff because that's how I look that's how I increase my level and that's how I get new items so let's go okay I let some wheels back here maybe we can slap them on and even out the load have a spot here I come I want little laser at the back here for no reason it's just sitting there I left the gun back there as well but it's fine I don't need it I don't have an antenna or a radar thing either which we should have put on this this is unwieldy it does not turn the way it's supposed to okay you can't have to maneuver it like a tank can you just have to position it straight and narrow and keep it going and no I'm not I'm not fighting anybody else I'm not fighting anybody else until I find harvest boss wherever the [ __ ] are you hard-ass boss you're gigantic you're fighting him oh yeah that's the hardest boss ahead get him get him get him oh good [ __ ] holy jesus oh god he is saint kantak I'm winning I feel like I'm winning anyway white canons are immense get his cab it's all paid yes no he's [ __ ] did I win yeah no I got new items dude you don't just see who he defeated [ __ ] okay wait maybe maybe this little Fixit math but I'm all turned around and I can't turn around this is annoying hey that guy is stuck maybe we can just [ __ ] him up [ __ ] what real quick real quick real quick yes how did I survive that and it's annoying that I have to keep rebuilding every single time a fabricator is among the wreckage I don't know you can now take the fabricator back to your solar generator okay should I take more of this guy's bits I think I should I believe a butcher [ __ ] back there I don't need it I can read I can read you your dagger myself afterwards we've done good though we defeated a boss and well we've got some more items that we can actually buy in this so as long as they just keep building up my factory over here nobody seems to be attacking that or there hasn't been destroyed or messed up or anything yet so let's figure out the fabricator is will you make cool new items are you like subnautica yeah turn-turn I can't hmm nice you've arrived yeah I got that okay sliced into the base what do you do fabricator would be powered by the solar generator and then Vader is coming prepare yourself for fleet you sons of [ __ ] I haven't seen you figure out how many [ __ ] fabric hey everything worked can't you guys just leave me alone for five [ __ ] minutes okay okay invasion - 14 seconds I think I can do this I think I might still have enough weapons on me to be able to defeat this guy if not then everything will be lost Oh God and stuck I'm overburdened and I'm stuck in a [ __ ] hole invaded by Eagle Eagle [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] yourself ego hate you guys balls Plus wells turn turn turn Hannah boy atta boy atta boy you're trying to destroy my face you can go [ __ ] yourself are these real people or a ice cuz if the real people then I hate them if they're a ice I hate them oh come on just stay [ __ ] still and die thank go go go go go go go yes yes yes yes yeah yes I did it explode come on you're almost dead just [ __ ] explode just accept your fate there we go good lord haha can i play this an offline mode or something please if [ __ ] hate this oh yeah we think is working it's gonna refrain all mate materials on its own well it should but it's not my Canon s and setup said I set this [ __ ] okay well Louis things process I'm gonna leave this episode here there's still a lot but I have to learn about the game and they're gonna take a break now and learn some little bits that I need for the next time and if no invasions could happen then everyone's gonna f me in the a so need to go off and buy a whole bunch of materials I need to build a big-ass tank but it's annoying because every time somebody comes in an attack two chunks if you fall off and you can't repair them and they just go back and have all your machine repaired you if they're like rebuild the entire thing every time which is really [ __ ] frustrating but I figured out I figured I didn't make it work but for now thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face who are you boys and I basil Road thank you guys know we're sailing I'm said people would show up for my birthday then / - you're right because they burn that silly games like this who's gonna get in and take her out I just refined my materials will ya just work work like you're supposed to work like I want you to there you go thank you day [Music]

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now he's" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 225.61, "text": "so cool I'm gonna make him bulkier oh" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 227.38, "text": "you guys have like bits green and blues" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 229.69, "text": "going through you are you guys important" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 232.829, "text": "well you blew up easily so maybe oh god" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 236.38, "text": "oh god the [ __ ] thing is messing me" }, { "duration": 2.431, "start": 239.829, "text": "up" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 240.25, "text": "there you go you're supposed to go on my" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 242.26, "text": "tractor Pat and I can turn me upside" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 244.63, "text": "down okay I might have to build another" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 246.34, "text": "base somewhere because I see could go" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 249.13, "text": "back and forth all the time" }, { "duration": 4.651, "start": 250.299, "text": "why do you guys give me you you guys" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 252.25, "text": "looked good you looked decent worried" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 254.95, "text": "what are your finest 36 what the hell" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 259.9, "text": "did I get the last time that give me 170" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 262.33, "text": "each yeah" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 264.24, "text": "I need to get more of them whatever it" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 265.74, "text": "was I'd also need more tractor pads" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 267.39, "text": "oh wait wait wait wait why is hurtin and" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 270.51, "text": "I need to figure out how to make a" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 271.56, "text": "bigger bubble as well because this" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 273.69, "text": "little tiny bubble is great and all but" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 275.79, "text": "I can't fit my entire vehicle inside it" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 278.16, "text": "to fix it" }, { "duration": 8.77, "start": 279.14, "text": "I say one poon a site one dead now in a" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 284.28, "text": "second oh Jesus I always feel bad from" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 287.91, "text": "oh I said that a lot in the last episode" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 290.34, "text": "actually I think I almost feel bad for" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 292.26, "text": "them they kept saying it over and over" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 293.28, "text": "here okay I don't need any of that" }, { "duration": 6.97, "start": 294.98, "text": "III need some extra stuff I need I'm" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 298.47, "text": "gonna get more tractor pads maybe this" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 301.95, "text": "is a lot of [ __ ] maybe I should just get" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 303.9, "text": "more refineries more refineries more" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 307.23, "text": "cannons so you can put a load more items" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 310.11, "text": "into my place at once" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 311.22, "text": "this music reminds me of Borderlands" }, { "duration": 4.09, "start": 313.01, "text": "when you've read that I got another" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 315.3, "text": "bubble thing I just need to figure out" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 317.1, "text": "how these things work like I got a new" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 319.05, "text": "bubble that does it make this bubble" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 320.82, "text": "bigger or what does the - well it's a" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 324.36, "text": "shield never mind" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 325.65, "text": "um this is the bubble bobble Bobble toy" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 330.54, "text": "line dropper" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 332.09, "text": "nope it just makes another bubble [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 334.44, "text": "me now now I can fit my care in between" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 336.33, "text": "boats and fix it oh god I'm stuck never" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 338.94, "text": "mind so this one has a shield there's a" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 342.75, "text": "battery here as well batteries are used" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 344.4, "text": "to power shields I think I'm not sure" }, { "duration": 7.63, "start": 347.72, "text": "battery tell me what you G's are small" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 350.97, "text": "battery so small but ah [ __ ] come back" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 355.35, "text": "and tell me what you do small battery" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 357.18, "text": "power so they can be recharged by a" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 358.47, "text": "generator use this to power shields yeah" }, { "duration": 8.15, "start": 360.96, "text": "so can I put a shield on myself toad" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 364.86, "text": "should be almost invincible then oh [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 8.59, "start": 369.11, "text": "messing stuff up I need you to be more" }, { "duration": 9.42, "start": 371.04, "text": "forward though like that dude that's" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 377.7, "text": "pretty freakin cool my wheel broke I" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 380.46, "text": "don't know something sparking um right" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 383.67, "text": "let's go off and get a bunch of [ __ ] I'm" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 385.35, "text": "a person too more tractor pads for my" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 387.09, "text": "actual machine so they're gonna sit" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 390.03, "text": "right in the middle with the other guy" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 391.65, "text": "so I should be able to hold nine things" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 394.38, "text": "now if I run over them" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 396.27, "text": "and they don't they don't like block" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 397.62, "text": "anything all that much playing" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 399.6, "text": "everything still fires except this guy" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 400.86, "text": "but I'm I'm too unwilling to give away" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 403.68, "text": "guns so everything stays together uh-huh" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 406.86, "text": "but I think there might be a way I'm not" }, { "duration": 4.771, "start": 409.259, "text": "sure of making a conveyer system where" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 412.08, "text": "everything is automated that I bring" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 414.03, "text": "down my materials I guess they get" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 416.639, "text": "sucked in automatically and then my" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 418.44, "text": "stuff just starts processing them on its" }, { "duration": 3.211, "start": 420.509, "text": "own I don't know how to do that yet I" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 422.31, "text": "may have to look up a tutorial on how to" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 423.72, "text": "do it and make everything work perfectly" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 425.13, "text": "because there's there's a lot of" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 426.75, "text": "conveyor systems and refinery tools and" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 429.15, "text": "everything so I'll have to figure that" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 430.5, "text": "out" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 430.71, "text": "oh we got a big fella he wants to tour" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 434.16, "text": "so he wants to go with the big dog you" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 437.13, "text": "want to go come on bro come on who do" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 439.65, "text": "you think sort of wait what do you" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 440.97, "text": "thinks gonna win this Crash of the" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 442.11, "text": "Titans like I won't turn turn I don't" }, { "duration": 6.299, "start": 445.65, "text": "need the void get him get him get him" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 448.38, "text": "[ __ ] sake oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah" }, { "duration": 5.551, "start": 451.949, "text": "[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] where you're not winning" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 454.86, "text": "this the way we should be there we go" }, { "duration": 6.349, "start": 457.5, "text": "he's upset out something out" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 458.61, "text": "it is module get his macho attack yeah" }, { "duration": 4.69, "start": 465.38, "text": "Jesus we took a [ __ ] hammer and in" }, { "duration": 4.469, "start": 468, "text": "the middle of that we did it I don't" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 470.07, "text": "need the wood what the [ __ ] is exploding" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 472.469, "text": "on me" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 472.83, "text": "god damn it my wheels are broke give me" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 475.979, "text": "your wheels when I simulate you into me" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 477.69, "text": "it's time to reform it's time to make" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 480.09, "text": "this guy a lot more badass than he is" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 482.25, "text": "which means getting rid of all of these" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 483.84, "text": "and having to read [ __ ] everything" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 485.61, "text": "around oh just you wait just you wait" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 489.63, "text": "yes yes a full line of defense there's" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 494.43, "text": "one block short for this but I can buy" }, { "duration": 4.889, "start": 495.81, "text": "more but now you can see all my tractor" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 498.78, "text": "beams and work oh god you don't turn" }, { "duration": 4.141, "start": 500.699, "text": "very well now though you've too many" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 502.469, "text": "wheels that's your problem you go great" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 504.84, "text": "in straight lines that's that's amazing" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 507.889, "text": "is that a guy are you up you just" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 510.99, "text": "spawned in wreck of wake up wake up" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 514.529, "text": "don't even get my [ __ ] chance" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 517.19, "text": "not today oh man I wanted them they want" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 521.419, "text": "you to explode [ __ ] these wheels are all" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 523.58, "text": "too close together as well cuz they turn" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 525.44, "text": "and run into each other I get like" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 526.79, "text": "really into the game like [ __ ] my" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 528.5, "text": "posture is all really close to the" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 530.03, "text": "screen okay now is that processing all" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 532.49, "text": "this oh wait these things don't even" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 534.14, "text": "need to be attached to the solar guy so" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 539.18, "text": "I could actually attach these to my" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 540.92, "text": "vehicle I could go around and I could" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 544.04, "text": "make a conveyer system that puts them" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 546.89, "text": "all in it refines all the materials for" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 548.93, "text": "me right stop doing that" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 552.56, "text": "no what are you [ __ ] doing go there" }, { "duration": 4.57, "start": 555.43, "text": "yeah so it's that way would go to like" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 557.99, "text": "the resource guy it would turn it into" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 560, "text": "something then it would go onto the next" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 561.29, "text": "one and then it would shoot it back oh I" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 563.87, "text": "think I might try and do that then like" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 566.3, "text": "have all these on my actual dude no I" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 568.76, "text": "figured it out I figured it out I" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 569.93, "text": "figured it out" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 570.62, "text": "yeah okay I need to do a test okay give" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 574.55, "text": "me give me a piece of wood see what the" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 576.53, "text": "piece of wood on this that's the" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 578.15, "text": "receiver goes onto the conveyor goes" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 580.1, "text": "into the refiner then the refiner makes" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 582.95, "text": "the thingy it makes it more refined it" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 584.96, "text": "turns it into the teardrop goes over" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 587.9, "text": "there goes onto the conveyor goes into" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 589.52, "text": "the cannon nice I did it I figured it" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 592.58, "text": "out cool um now I don't need you I" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 596.57, "text": "wonder could I make it work on these" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 599.06, "text": "though probably not because I don't know" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 601.49, "text": "how to make it go from these all to the" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 603.02, "text": "conveyor onto the other ones because it" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 604.46, "text": "seems to only go at the other direction" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 606.26, "text": "so I don't know but here now you can" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 609.14, "text": "just beat my own factory you just keep" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 611.54, "text": "making [ __ ] 300k like it where'd you" }, { "duration": 6.65, "start": 615.26, "text": "come out of you little D back" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 618.31, "text": "it was height at the trees are you fully" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 621.91, "text": "exploded now thank you" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 623.17, "text": "[ __ ] [ __ ] okay I need to collect" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 625.66, "text": "this stuff there we go I'm just gonna" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 627.82, "text": "back up into it" }, { "duration": 7.681, "start": 628.779, "text": "beep beep beep oh look it's collecting" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 632.77, "text": "it all in its own how amazing an invader" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 636.46, "text": "would I know I just figured out her to" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 641.8, "text": "sit [ __ ] up I just figured out my thing" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 644.35, "text": "how I do Oh balls okay so I need a lot" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 649.3, "text": "more laser dudes because these other" }, { "duration": 5.699, "start": 651.64, "text": "[ __ ] lobby cannons the doors that log" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 654.79, "text": "shots at them are so key and I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 657.339, "text": "need some pound cannons here we go it's" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 660.22, "text": "[ __ ] just you have been invaded by" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 662.02, "text": "[ __ ] you no no where is he" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 666.25, "text": "I need time to put my stuff on I can't" }, { "duration": 8.73, "start": 669.16, "text": "even reverse wait" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 672.79, "text": "you are you the invader come on no don't" }, { "duration": 8.24, "start": 677.89, "text": "be a dick I can't move stop killing my" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 681.07, "text": "thing stop destroy it I will destroy you" }, { "duration": 5.11, "start": 686.52, "text": "you get invaded me your suit your suit" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 690.01, "text": "you defeated doom buggy from payload" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 691.63, "text": "Studios yeah well the [ __ ] trying to" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 695.14, "text": "invade me" }, { "duration": 4.229, "start": 695.86, "text": "we're not my weapons no but the roll out" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 697.48, "text": "this side god damn it find harvest boss" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 700.089, "text": "well hold on a [ __ ] Jiminy Cricket I" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 702.85, "text": "need to put all my weapons on first" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 705.49, "text": "[ __ ] nighttime I hate it - one last" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 708.13, "text": "final heal up and then we go find Harris" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 710.65, "text": "boss we're a [ __ ] that is" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 712.39, "text": "I just want to make sure all of my stuff" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 714.22, "text": "is good I have no idea what kind of an" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 716.56, "text": "abomination this is this is one weird" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 719.17, "text": "ass machine with those cannons and" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 721.15, "text": "there's guns and there's machine guns" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 722.56, "text": "everywhere on it and that makes me happy" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 725.02, "text": "all my wheels are overburdened as well I" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 726.85, "text": "di I need bigger wheels bigger stronger" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 729.25, "text": "weaves but I need to start two feet and" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 730.78, "text": "stuff because that's how I look" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 732.52, "text": "that's how I increase my level and" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 733.78, "text": "that's how I get new items so let's go" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 735.94, "text": "okay I let some wheels back here maybe" }, { "duration": 5.339, "start": 737.44, "text": "we can slap them on and even out the" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 740.29, "text": "load have a spot here I come I want" }, { "duration": 3.151, "start": 742.779, "text": "little laser at the back here for no" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 744.07, "text": "reason it's just sitting there I left" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 745.93, "text": "the gun back there as well but it's fine" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 747.43, "text": "I don't need it I don't have an antenna" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 749.92, "text": "or a radar thing either which" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 751.71, "text": "we should have put on this this is" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 753.45, "text": "unwieldy it does not turn the way it's" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 756.45, "text": "supposed to okay you can't have to" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 758.22, "text": "maneuver it like a tank can you just" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 759.9, "text": "have to position it straight and narrow" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 762, "text": "and keep it going and no I'm not I'm not" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 764.13, "text": "fighting anybody else I'm not fighting" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 765.45, "text": "anybody else until I find harvest boss" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 766.77, "text": "wherever the [ __ ] are you hard-ass boss" }, { "duration": 3.79, "start": 769.88, "text": "you're gigantic" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 771.54, "text": "you're fighting him oh yeah that's the" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 773.67, "text": "hardest boss ahead get him get him get" }, { "duration": 9.66, "start": 776.91, "text": "him oh good [ __ ] holy jesus oh god he" }, { "duration": 7.07, "start": 781.89, "text": "is saint kantak I'm winning I feel like" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 786.57, "text": "I'm winning anyway white canons are" }, { "duration": 7.06, "start": 788.96, "text": "immense get his cab it's all paid yes no" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 795.09, "text": "he's [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 9.27, "start": 796.02, "text": "did I win yeah no I got new items dude" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 802.53, "text": "you don't just see who he defeated [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 805.29, "text": "okay wait maybe maybe this little Fixit" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 807.87, "text": "math but I'm all turned around and I" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 811.14, "text": "can't turn around this is annoying" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 814.26, "text": "hey that guy is stuck maybe we can just" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 817.41, "text": "[ __ ] him up [ __ ] what real quick real" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 819.75, "text": "quick real quick yes how did I survive" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 824.49, "text": "that and it's annoying that I have to" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 826.56, "text": "keep rebuilding every single time a" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 828.81, "text": "fabricator is among the wreckage I don't" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 832.05, "text": "know you can now take the fabricator" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 833.7, "text": "back to your solar generator okay should" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 835.26, "text": "I take more of this guy's bits I think I" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 837.84, "text": "should I believe a butcher [ __ ] back" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 839.34, "text": "there I don't need it I can read I can" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 841.05, "text": "read you your dagger myself afterwards" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 842.34, "text": "we've done good though" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 843.99, "text": "we defeated a boss and well we've got" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 846.42, "text": "some more items that we can actually buy" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 847.77, "text": "in this so as long as they just keep" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 849.51, "text": "building up my factory over here nobody" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 851.58, "text": "seems to be attacking that or there" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 852.99, "text": "hasn't been destroyed or messed up or" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 854.91, "text": "anything yet so let's figure out the" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 856.86, "text": "fabricator is will you make cool new" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 858.45, "text": "items are you like subnautica yeah" }, { "duration": 9.15, "start": 862.14, "text": "turn-turn I can't hmm nice you've" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 866.55, "text": "arrived yeah I got that okay sliced into" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 871.29, "text": "the base what do you do" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 872.67, "text": "fabricator would be powered by the solar" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 874.38, "text": "generator and then Vader is coming" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 875.97, "text": "prepare yourself for fleet you sons of" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 878.37, "text": "[ __ ] I haven't seen you figure out" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 880.2, "text": "how many [ __ ] fabric hey everything" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 881.49, "text": "worked can't you guys just leave me" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 883.53, "text": "alone for five [ __ ] minutes" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 885.15, "text": "okay okay invasion - 14 seconds I think" }, { "duration": 1.9500000000000002, "start": 888.33, "text": "I can do this" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 888.96, "text": "I think I might still have enough" }, { "duration": 2.43, "start": 890.28, "text": "weapons on me to be able to defeat this" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 892.35, "text": "guy" }, { "duration": 3.95, "start": 892.71, "text": "if not then everything will be lost Oh" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 895.11, "text": "God and stuck" }, { "duration": 8.29, "start": 896.66, "text": "I'm overburdened and I'm stuck in a" }, { "duration": 12.23, "start": 898.92, "text": "[ __ ] hole invaded by Eagle Eagle [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 9.81, "start": 904.95, "text": "yourself [ __ ] yourself ego hate you guys" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 911.15, "text": "balls Plus wells" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 914.76, "text": "turn turn turn Hannah boy atta boy atta" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 917.4, "text": "boy you're trying to destroy my face you" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 919.62, "text": "can go [ __ ] yourself are these real" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 921.09, "text": "people or a ice cuz if the real people" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 925.05, "text": "then I hate them if they're a ice I hate" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 927.45, "text": "them oh come on just stay [ __ ] still" }, { "duration": 8.15, "start": 931.41, "text": "and die thank go go go go go go go yes" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 934.41, "text": "yes yes yes yeah yes I did it explode" }, { "duration": 6.82, "start": 939.56, "text": "come on you're almost dead just [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 941.85, "text": "explode just accept your fate there we" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 946.38, "text": "go" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 946.86, "text": "good lord haha" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 951.93, "text": "can i play this an offline mode or" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 953.94, "text": "something please if [ __ ] hate this oh" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 956.21, "text": "yeah we think is working it's gonna" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 958.65, "text": "refrain all mate materials on its own" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 960.42, "text": "well it should but it's not my Canon s" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 963.93, "text": "and setup said I set this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 965.79, "text": "okay well Louis things process I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 967.86, "text": "leave this episode here there's still a" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 969.18, "text": "lot but I have to learn about the game" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 970.32, "text": "and they're gonna take a break now and" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 971.88, "text": "learn some little bits that I need for" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 974.22, "text": "the next time and if no invasions could" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 975.69, "text": "happen then everyone's gonna f me in the" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 977.49, "text": "a so need to go off and buy a whole" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 979.35, "text": "bunch of materials I need to build a" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 981.27, "text": "big-ass tank but it's annoying because" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 983.55, "text": "every time somebody comes in an attack" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 984.81, "text": "two chunks if you fall off and you can't" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 987.18, "text": "repair them and they just go back and" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 988.89, "text": "have all your machine repaired you if" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 990.03, "text": "they're like rebuild the entire thing" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 991.59, "text": "every time which is really [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 993.27, "text": "frustrating but I figured out I figured" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 995.19, "text": "I didn't make it work but for now thank" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 997.05, "text": "you guys so much watch this episode if" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 998.58, "text": "you liked it punch that like button in" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1000.89, "text": "the face who are you boys and I basil" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 1004.28, "text": "Road" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1006.08, "text": "thank you guys know we're sailing" }, { "duration": 5.02, "start": 1009.07, "text": "I'm said people would show up for my" }, { "duration": 9.51, "start": 1011.6, "text": "birthday then / - you're right" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 1014.09, "text": "because they burn that silly games like" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1021.11, "text": "this who's gonna get in and take her out" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1023.45, "text": "I just refined my materials will ya just" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1026.66, "text": "work work like you're supposed to work" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 1029.54, "text": "like I want you to there you go thank" }, { "duration": 0.9590000000000001, "start": 1031.4, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 1031.64, "text": "day" }, { "duration": 2.39, "start": 1032.359, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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THAT WAS CLOSE! | Uncharted 4 - Part 5

Best set piece and action sequence so far in Uncharted 4! WHAT A RUSH! Uncharted 4 ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UAaxB35U7Y&list=PLMBYlcH3smRyKNA5sWkCQorx5s7Umg2Uk ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Outro animation created by Cranbersher: https://www.youtube.com/user/Cranbersher Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:32:46.948979

*Wapoosh!* Top of the morning to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Uncharted 4 We just left Sam, he's gone off to find a place on his own and now we're in this little teeny tiny village area Well, actually, it might be a lot bigger than it looks But, I'm looking forward to this I'm gonna search around And there must be secrets everywhere There's always secrets everywhere. Can I go take a poop? C'mon! I wanna go take a poop! Um.. People told me there's easter eggs in this location as well. So I should look out for that. *Puts on weird voice* Hellooo? Anybody?? Hey fellas! I can fix your car if you want. I'm good with, um, I'm good with my hands! Naw.. OK.. they don't care :( They're speaking Madagascarian. Which sounded French, actually.. I don't know what they speak in Madagascar but that sounded like French that they were speaking! Hello, hello people! How's everyone doing? You out to buy some apples today? Bananas! Beans! Fruit! That look like lemons. I want lemons. Hello, hello, how's it going? What's in here? Are people doing.. fancy stuff? Hello What's going on? Are there secrets? There must be secrets, you wouldn't have this area if there weren't secrets. What's going on here? Yep. Ha ha haa! Yeah! Glory greatest country!! Wait! Wait for it, wait for it! Glory greatest country! Arstotzka proud! Yeah! *giggle giggle* People have been reminding me as well that I say Arstotzka wrong. Supposed to be ArstOHtzka I mean, leave me alone! I don't know *laughs* That's so fucking cool though! Oh I can't go through? Can I go out the back? yeah, there we go. I wasn't trying to cut in line, mother fucker DETAINED! Ok, oahh that made me happy now! Maybe that's the secret everybody was talking about. Probably. Ooh! Yaggity Yak, don't go back. *laughs* God damn it, Sully. You're such a mess. There was an area back over here as well that I could've gone down. Um This reminds me of the Nepal section In Uncharted 2, When there was, like, a big train.. thing and you came up and you... She was into you, was she Sully? There must be a treasure down here somewhere. Traysure? Yeah! I got a cup ._. You could drink some great tea out of that. But yeah, in Uncharted 2, you had the big Nepal section and then.. You could- oh I can't climb that ladder. You.. after that you went to Nepal and you got to meet Tenzin and all that stuff- apparently I missed a, uh, an easter egg for him as well. Sorry. You can't find all the easter eggs. The game is so dense in a lot of areas. I'm not gonna find absolutely everything. Anybody else doing something? But this reminds me of the Nepal section where you got to go round and interact with all the people. It's so cool, it brings a lot of life to the game I think. Anybody? Anybody doing anything? Look out! Whup, woah! What are you, what are you gonna give me? Hello? Five hundred dollars for a compass?! Haggle with him. Haggle with him. Two hundred! Of cour- oh of course you did.. Other buyers! "Other buyers" Who? Your mom?! Hah! *Sarcastically* Oh yeah, you got him good! You got him good, Nate! Three hundred! I mean, thank God currency doesn't mean anything to me in this game. I just spent three hundred dollars on a fucking compass. Ooh, what are you guys doing? Painting? That does not match that wall. That is a different colour paint! You guys are fucking it all up! You're gonna ruin that house. Hello, how's everybody doing? Everybody out for a great day at the market. Yes! Buy your apples. Buy your pineapples. Fresh apples! Fresh apples! Yes! I just said that. You're not gonna wash it or anything first? Is that a good apple, Nate? He's actually eating the apple. Cool. Next gen people! Apple eating simulator, Uncharted 4. Come on down, get all your apples. Can I eat a pineapple next? Just like a full on pineapple? I don't think there's anything else I think I've been to those other areas. LEMUR! YAY! I can interact with the lemur :D Oh yes! Oh yes! :D Oh, he's adorable! C'mon, Sully, you big fucking stick in the mud. You big stick in the grass. Woah! Oh that's cool, that's a nice little touch! A lemur just stole my apple in a video game 10/10 would lemur again. Oh Sully, what are you saying? What is it time to go? *laughs* Doaaw, a little dog named Victor. I really hope Nate has a dog at the end of this game. *laughs* It's like the exact shirt he has. Is nobody worried that we're just going around with, like, guns strapped to us? I have a raffica attached to me a berreta, um, and Sully just has a fucking like, Smithen Western. Yeah I imagine the food in this place is fucking delicious. Lots of fruits and beans. Love that shit! Very tropical. Ooh, can I get a rocking horse? Sully! Sully! Sul- Victor! I want a- Daddy, I want a rocking horse! Can we get a tube? This one looks like Batman. Can I get the Batman one? *Repeats French accent* Attencion They are speaking French! Huh. Didn't know that. Do they actually speak French in Madagascar? This game is educating me. Not just on crazy physics and lots of other crazy shit going on But smart real life stuff. Can I go over here? Oh wait, is this the place I'm supposed to go? Woah *laughs* Nice dance you're doing there, Nate! ♬Ado da do da do da do do do da do da do do do do!♬ *laughs* That's funny! He just sticks out his leg! Does Sully do it? Oh, come on, Sully, you do it too please! Stick out your leg. No? Oh now this is a different one. Huh! Huerh! Huoh! Oh wait, do I have to go up? Oh, ok. Make's more sense. Sully, are you doing it?! I can't see you do it. God damn it, he moves when I'm not looking. So I didn't have to go in through the door I guess I had to come this way. Ooh, me legs.. Ooohhh.. Pretty! Very good question. Yeah. Again, I'm gonna gush about lighting. The way the lighting just hits the environment and bounces around and just sits there is really damn impressive. The, like, stained glass windows and everything. Cuz a lot of people don't realise how hard it is to get a game to look like this. Consistently. Keep the framerate up, Keep the level of IQ up. There's no, like, shimmering edges. The engine in this game is phenomenal. Sorry! I'm a geek! I like this shit. Snakes Oh my god! This is so Assassin's Creed! heh Good talk! Haha What do we do? Well I obviously have to climb all this... But, what do we do first?

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OK.." }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 37.86, "text": "they don't care :(" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 38.7, "text": "They're speaking Madagascarian." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 40.84, "text": "Which sounded French, actually.." }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 42.52, "text": "I don't know what they speak in Madagascar" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 45.24, "text": "but that sounded like French that they were speaking!" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 48.64, "text": "Hello, hello people!" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 50.52, "text": "How's everyone doing?" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 52.56, "text": "You out to buy some apples today?" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 54.84, "text": "Bananas!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 55.76, "text": "Beans!" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 57.44, "text": "Fruit! That look like lemons." }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 59.56, "text": "I want lemons." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 61.12, "text": "Hello, hello, how's it going?" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 63.12, "text": "What's in here?" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 63.94, "text": "Are people doing.. fancy stuff?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 67.22, "text": "Hello" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 69.04, "text": "What's going on?" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 71.68, "text": "Are there secrets?" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 73.1, "text": "There must be secrets," }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 73.76, "text": "you wouldn't have this area if there weren't secrets." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 76.44, "text": "What's going on here?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 81.72, "text": "Yep." }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 85.88, "text": "Ha ha haa! Yeah!" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 88.14, "text": "Glory greatest country!!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 90.1, "text": "Wait!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 91, "text": "Wait for it, wait for it!" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 94.08, "text": "Glory greatest country! Arstotzka proud!" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 97.82, "text": "Yeah! *giggle giggle*" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 99.34, "text": "People have been reminding me as well that I say Arstotzka wrong." }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 101.98, "text": "Supposed to be ArstOHtzka" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 103.56, "text": "I mean, leave me alone!" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 105.34, "text": "I don't know *laughs*" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 106.78, "text": "That's so fucking cool though!" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 108.82, "text": "Oh I can't go through? Can I go out the back?" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 111.04, "text": "yeah, there we go." }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 112.24, "text": "I wasn't trying to cut in line, mother fucker" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 114.08, "text": "DETAINED!" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 115.82, "text": "Ok, oahh that made me happy now!" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 118.12, "text": "Maybe that's the secret everybody was talking about." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 120.62, "text": "Probably." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 121.26, "text": "Ooh!" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 122.16, "text": "Yaggity Yak, don't go back." }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 134.74, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 136.26, "text": "God damn it, Sully. You're such a mess." }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 138.36, "text": "There was an area back over here as well that I could've gone down." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 140.76, "text": "Um" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 141.26, "text": "This reminds me of the Nepal section" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 143.02, "text": "In Uncharted 2," }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 144.04, "text": "When there was, like, a big" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 145.8, "text": "train.. thing and you came up and you..." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 154.3, "text": "She was into you, was she Sully?" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 156.38, "text": "There must be a treasure down here somewhere." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 159.5, "text": "Traysure?" }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 161.06, "text": "Yeah!" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 163.06, "text": "I got a cup ._." }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 165.02, "text": "You could drink some great tea out of that." }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 166.84, "text": "But yeah, in Uncharted 2," }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 168.06, "text": "you had the big Nepal section" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 169.56, "text": "and then.." }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 170.28, "text": "You could- oh I can't climb that ladder." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 172.94, "text": "You.. after that you went to" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 175.18, "text": "Nepal and you got to meet Tenzin" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 177.88, "text": "and all that stuff- apparently I missed a, uh," }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 180.58, "text": "an easter egg for him as well." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 182.62, "text": "Sorry." }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 183.12, "text": "You can't find all the easter eggs." }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 184.84, "text": "The game is so dense" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 185.82, "text": "in a lot of areas." }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 187.18, "text": "I'm not gonna find absolutely everything." }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 191.2, "text": "Anybody else doing something?" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 193.64, "text": "But this reminds me of the Nepal section" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 195.48, "text": "where you got to go round and interact with all the people." }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 197.92, "text": "It's so cool, it brings a lot of life to the game I think." }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 202.1, "text": "Anybody?" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 202.92, "text": "Anybody doing anything?" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 204.76, "text": "Look out!" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 205.88, "text": "Whup, woah!" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 207.18, "text": "What are you, what are you gonna give me?" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 208.8, "text": "Hello?" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 219.98, "text": "Five hundred dollars for a compass?!" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 224.2, "text": "Haggle with him. Haggle with him." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 226.54, "text": "Two hundred!" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 233.9, "text": "Of cour- oh of course you did.." }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 235.74, "text": "Other buyers!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 236.78, "text": "\"Other buyers\"" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 237.82, "text": "Who? Your mom?! Hah!" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 255.24, "text": "*Sarcastically* Oh yeah, you got him good!" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 257.02, "text": "You got him good, Nate!" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 260.08, "text": "Three hundred!" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 261.22, "text": "I mean, thank God currency doesn't mean anything to me in this game." }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 265.18, "text": "I just spent three hundred dollars on a fucking compass." }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 268.06, "text": "Ooh, what are you guys doing?" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 269.18, "text": "Painting?" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 270.84, "text": "That does not match that wall." }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 272.44, "text": "That is a different colour paint!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 274.24, "text": "You guys are fucking it all up!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 276.4, "text": "You're gonna ruin that house." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 279.5, "text": "Hello, how's everybody doing?" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 281.58, "text": "Everybody out for a great day at the market. Yes!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 284.62, "text": "Buy your apples." }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 285.74, "text": "Buy your pineapples." }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 288.84, "text": "Fresh apples! Fresh apples!" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 290.1, "text": "Yes! I just said that." }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 299.44, "text": "You're not gonna wash it or anything first?" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 302.08, "text": "Is that a good apple, Nate?" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 303.84, "text": "He's actually eating the apple." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 306.52, "text": "Cool. Next gen people!" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 308.42, "text": "Apple eating simulator, Uncharted 4." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 311.06, "text": "Come on down, get all your apples." }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 313.5, "text": "Can I eat a pineapple next?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 315.44, "text": "Just like a full on pineapple?" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 317.44, "text": "I don't think there's anything else" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 318.52, "text": "I think I've been to those other areas." }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 320.44, "text": "LEMUR!" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 322.46, "text": "YAY! I can interact with the lemur :D" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 323.92, "text": "Oh yes! Oh yes!" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 327.62, "text": ":D" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 329.28, "text": "Oh, he's adorable!" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 339.04, "text": "C'mon, Sully, you big fucking stick in the mud." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 342.16, "text": "You big stick in the grass." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 343.84, "text": "Woah!" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 350.78, "text": "Oh that's cool, that's a nice little touch!" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 353.66, "text": "A lemur just stole my apple in a video game" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 355.76, "text": "10/10 would lemur again." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 357.78, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 358.28, "text": "Sully, what are you saying?" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 359.88, "text": "What is it time to go?" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 369.28, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 372.48, "text": "Doaaw, a little dog named Victor." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 374.72, "text": "I really hope Nate has a dog at the end of this game." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 383.22, "text": "*laughs* It's like the exact shirt he has." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 385.02, "text": "Is nobody worried" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 386.22, "text": "that we're just going around with, like, guns strapped to us?" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 389.04, "text": "I have a raffica" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 390.42, "text": "attached to me" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 391.38, "text": "a berreta, um," }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 393.74, "text": "and Sully just has a fucking" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 395.88, "text": "like, Smithen Western." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 399.5, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 400, "text": "I imagine the food in this place is fucking delicious." }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 402.12, "text": "Lots of fruits and beans." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 404.56, "text": "Love that shit!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 406.08, "text": "Very tropical." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 408.26, "text": "Ooh, can I get a rocking horse?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 409.94, "text": "Sully!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 410.5, "text": "Sully!" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 411, "text": "Sul- Victor!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 412.88, "text": "I want a- Daddy," }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 414.14, "text": "I want a rocking horse!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 415.66, "text": "Can we get a tube?" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 417.36, "text": "This one looks like Batman." }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 419.2, "text": "Can I get the Batman one?" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 422.02, "text": "*Repeats French accent* Attencion" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 423.12, "text": "They are speaking French!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 425.62, "text": "Huh." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 426.12, "text": "Didn't know that." }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 428.5, "text": "Do they actually speak French in Madagascar?" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 430.68, "text": "This game is educating me." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 432.94, "text": "Not just on crazy physics and" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 435.34, "text": "lots of other crazy shit going on" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 437.6, "text": "But smart real life stuff." }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 439.36, "text": "Can I go over here?" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 443.42, "text": "Oh wait, is this the place I'm supposed to go?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 446.4, "text": "Woah" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 447.32, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 448.62, "text": "Nice dance you're doing there, Nate!" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 450.1, "text": "♬Ado da do da do da do do do da do da do do do do!♬" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 453, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 456.48, "text": "That's funny! He just sticks out his leg!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 459.44, "text": "Does Sully do it?" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 461.52, "text": "Oh, come on, Sully, you do it too" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 463.58, "text": "please!" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 464.12, "text": "Stick out your leg." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 466.5, "text": "No?" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 467, "text": "Oh now this is a different one." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 468.38, "text": "Huh!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 468.9, "text": "Huerh!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 470, "text": "Huoh!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 470.5, "text": "Oh wait, do I have to go up?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 471.9, "text": "Oh, ok." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 472.78, "text": "Make's more sense." }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 474.06, "text": "Sully, are you doing it?!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 476.18, "text": "I can't see you do it." }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 477.54, "text": "God damn it, he moves when I'm not looking." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 479.18, "text": "So I didn't have to go in through the door" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 481.1, "text": "I guess I had to come this way." }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 482.74, "text": "Ooh, me legs.." }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 488.92, "text": "Ooohhh.." }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 493.46, "text": "Pretty!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 500, "text": "Very good question." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 501.66, "text": "Yeah. Again," }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 502.54, "text": "I'm gonna gush about lighting." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 503.8, "text": "The way the lighting just hits the environment" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 505.48, "text": "and bounces around and just sits there" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 507.84, "text": "is really damn impressive." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 509.46, "text": "The, like, stained glass windows and everything." }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 511.14, "text": "Cuz a lot of people don't realise" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 513.08, "text": "how hard it is to get a game to look like this." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 516.8, "text": "Consistently." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 517.84, "text": "Keep the framerate up," }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 519.02, "text": "Keep the level of IQ up." }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 520.46, "text": "There's no, like, shimmering edges." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 522.54, "text": "The engine in this game is phenomenal." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 525.94, "text": "Sorry!" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 526.44, "text": "I'm a geek!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 527.16, "text": "I like this shit." }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 530.7, "text": "Snakes" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 534.82, "text": "Oh my god! This is so Assassin's Creed!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 543.52, "text": "heh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 546.06, "text": "Good talk! Haha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 548.06, "text": "What do we do?" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 551.38, "text": "Well I obviously have to climb all this..." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 553.3, "text": "But, what do we do first?" } ]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXN67HpBoRc

HXN67HpBoRc

2024-11-29T10:32:55.545670

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Outgoing and Energetic

JacksepticEye

EXTREME FURNITURE BUILDING | Home Improvisation #2

Putting furniture together turns into an extreme topless sport in Home Improvisation!! Home Improvisation #1 ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J54ugKF4tMo ►Subscribe for more great content : http://bit.ly/11KwHAM ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Game Link ►http://store.steampowered.com/app/357670/ Outro created by the super talented Cranbersher: https://www.youtube.com/user/Cranbersher Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIPfLImnA6o

qIPfLImnA6o

2024-11-29T10:33:05.231728

top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to home improvisation the game where you build IKEA furniture actually no I should call it whom improvisation that's heard a Swedish word Saint and we all know how half Swedish I am me felix buddy get nan well like all that so we're gonna build some more IKEA furniture and I got my instruction manual here so we're going to build it great last time we made an amazing smorgasbord but today we're going to make a trick least or treacly store okay we're gonna do it we're gonna make the best furniture so the one I played before was just a demo it was kind of like a free-to-play version of it just to show you what the concept was but this is the Steam version it's the early access team version and there's a lot more scenarios and it's got more rooms a lot more furniture everybody get on great mortgage brokers be damned through CLE stores are the way forward what the [ __ ] is function let's go in here hold me oh height challenge please your trophy up high for all those to see shatter as many objects as possible assemble furniture as quickly as possible well we all know this one is what I'm going to be doing um oh is that is that all you are okay let's go back let me build some furniture the furniture builder in me is really trying to get out living room we already did dining room we already did these oh I didn't do this here we have a carnie Labuan I stole that for those of you who don't know that's a candleholder stool I know it's hard to figure out [ __ ] I forgot to look at the picture oh god I forget how to play this game okay you go over there we just have to spread it out spread as the box still floating away look at the [ __ ] shadow bucks go away please um you heard the seat and you were at the back can I turn the [ __ ] camera okay how do I play this get in there we go there there we go [ __ ] tasty jizz any jams going on right now I'm going to build the best furniture anybody has ever seen you are you the back earthen oh I don't know ah we have a grinder what how do we how do we use this got our we grind I want to just grind it oh wait here we go here we go it's it's pointing that [ __ ] do it hey I think I can actually just grind off the holes hahahaha oh [ __ ] I messed it up I didn't mean to do that take a good look at the picture they're saying get a good mental image that is not a trick restore but this these directions are [ __ ] wrong why don't we read this [ __ ] got are the four pages [ __ ] [ __ ] - [ __ ] the directions we can do this we do we do in life okay I kinda do know I can candle holder so that was the bottom um righty all righty Heidi Dottie [ __ ] ready to build [ __ ] there you go down there and you a story Bob you go like this like that actually you know what we're gonna make it faceless face me I love this beautiful music that's going on right now okay in you go i clickety clack there's one PC yeah furniture oh can we get two pieces Oh glory Oh majestic the best um okay how the [ __ ] do I do you not you you were you oh god what's what right now I might have done it wrong Oh sexy sweet jazz playing right now here we go this is the music I needed for it how could you not feel great furniture with this [ __ ] music or not I think you going here no I know where the [ __ ] you go this looks way tougher that looks good to wave like a [ __ ] clue gun you can fix shattered objects no I need one that lik helps me to things paint good let's just create some holes at the bottom of this thing can I do that is that a thing I can do um no right right there there you go [ __ ] did I [ __ ] tell you to go in there what no look let me see this [ __ ] [ __ ] the instructions dude I'm gonna do it furniture building yeah furniture just like daddy used to build the best furniture that the land has ever seen this is the chair fit for a king didn't look like it it might look a little weird to some of you with your high standards and [ __ ] but this is the best furniture ever way to see can you can you click in there there you go exactly what I needed there we go done that's exactly what I wanted what do we want to do now I can't even be in a morgue or a park fun I'm alone for a [ __ ] Taquan because it looks badass looks like a helicopter raised it decapitate a bunch of people umm right what are you why are you um no take it take it back he says trick Lisa I need to make one of those oh [ __ ] I might make it some sort of portal to summon demons with this thing okay I'm gonna put it together this is exactly what God intended when he made the Swedish and then they made IKEA and then everybody had fantastic furniture for the rest of their lives wait wait for it wait for it wait for it wait is there not a [ __ ] hole here can you not just sit down into that no come on bro you know we're doing no we're not we're not even making furniture anymore oh you silly people now we are making art sweet Swedish art I some of you just wouldn't understand but me or my Swedish heritage I'm just the best at this Felix thought he could [ __ ] make furniture before no fight we don't we just balance it out - ha hiccups happen these things happen okay these things they take time you just got to be patient you got to be patient like a person in the hospital what do you mean it looks weird some of you just don't get out okay it's not about what the final product is it's about the journey the experience the thrill of putting something together and saying yes I did this here we go you're coming down here little bro can you can you can you can you fit in somewhere there we go fit in just like society wants you to but not too much you want to fit in too much cuz then you'll just blend in with everybody else you're gonna be your own thing what what even what even is oh it's a light just like I said it was what the [ __ ] is wrong with you people why would you buddy this and put it in your house huh I put it together and I don't even [ __ ] want it okay do we run a gluten or an aardvark well one of those is an animal and the other one is the thing that's in brain so I don't know which one I want um do we want to be an aardvark or do we want to go gluten-free those are both the same thing ah gluten-free please I want this thing oh [ __ ] okay um you candleholder chair you go over there that's a piece of you I don't know how you're missing that's supposed you're supposed to be attached can you attack there we go attach up here attach there we go oh it was it's leaky flargin Nordic [ __ ] candlestick okay I get it degree new room yes please I was going to destroy another room here we go living room well it's where we gonna do all our living so we might as well put stuff in it let's make a book [ __ ] yes up bouncing all over it that's what bork means it means bounce you know our people this is a fine swedish pad that I'm putting together look at this [ __ ] it's a great bed fit for a king everything I'm making by the way it's fit for a king a Viking cuz it's swedish ikea Sweden if I if I hammered home that joke yet I think I need to say it a couple of hundred more times and there we go then cool you where did cool that means you are one awesome dude bro you don't put together furniture properly you leave it a little lopsided a little twisty so when people come in it doesn't just blend into the wall people come into the lake wow that really stands out and makes your room a very unique Wow that's what they'll say make it freaky Harrigan and then ever I'll come over and be like flirty blarney blue sweden man let's make a [ __ ] words what the [ __ ] have I got myself into I'm a making a bench or a [ __ ] seesaw what even are all these pieces I have made an error I have made a mistake no milk why did you click in there I was trying to put you in the ground you know what pieces are going in everywhere right now that's all it is I [ __ ] dig this sweet-ass jazz that's going on though that is nice you were about to line up with something there line up line up way up there you go oh you know what I'm a can [ __ ] gun down warrior that's what this is all about it's jazz it's taken hold of me oh no oh no not again not again no [ __ ] it it happened again last time where's Bella furniture I got naked too god damn it the power of IKEA is too much people oh yes oh yes oh it's coming together nicely it's not complete stop put me in with a bit less less Ross I'll [ __ ] what those guys I need I need to create this I need to make this happen this needs to be a thing in my life and turn more please turn more out of [ __ ] my hands work better than this in real life I swear there we go it's it sweet going down warriors unite ok let's make I don't wanna make a Rick list cuz it looks like a [ __ ] battle cruiser let's make a spruce I love spruce okay let me let me take stock of this ok ok see it looks easy when you do that and then you where are you going you're gonna over here onto the main [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] that is the thing to be recognized that's what you defend your borders with dances none of these are at weekly stores but I get there eventually why are you all so much better-looking than you should be then you're I'm building chairs not [ __ ] airships what even is this where's the back of my chair have a butthole I know what's going on clay smash it smash that [ __ ] good bro I really hope someone has reinvented a way for humans to sit on chairs cuz that's the only way you're gonna be able to sit on this [ __ ] monstrosity what am I even doing with my life man why'd you let me love baby robot chairs first words oh it's so beautiful ok this is your arm okay you're not a normal boy ok let that wasn't supposed to on that way but it's fine it's fine I'll fix it I'll fix it in post I can't there's just no physical way to do that but don't tell the robot that because you get that and then he beat me again it is complete very cool very cool MA that means robot engage look at this dude he actually kind of looks like it ha ha ha that is terrible roulette with the Attic Oh sneaky trying to hide from me aren't ya we're going to make a club then eh looks like a gold but it's not we have a [ __ ] timer or something up here what's going on who's cracking wood together oh I've a [ __ ] metronome can you shut up you [ __ ] it's going faster I wanted you to stop not go faster okay let's make a club the whole world is in my hands I have to do this right or else everybody will die no no did you go in right you better have gone in right this is my crowning glory this is the only one that I actually [ __ ] know how to put in together raise up raise up brothers here we go here we go yes you go in there niceness nice I actually know how to put this together oh they say my [ __ ] first globe rodeo I've put together many a globe and people have looked at them a gun I know where all the countries are now cuz this globe is put together so well that's what people said when they saw my globe what did they see you say when they saw your globe oh I didn't realize Africa was all the way over her Australia is so you could you put you together we drove together wrong no it's fine it's fine it's fine we can put it together like this as well um [ __ ] I didn't do it right shite hockey balls anyway you know what it's not about but how will you put it together it's DJ mr. journey and the experience of putting it together and then you find out that what life is really all about it seemed the coach is still in the same place anyway so doesn't matter I could put this club down I can put this dog down on the floor still [ __ ] works man look spins and our countries are all in the same place there's other matters you look at that you'll be you can study that and you can actually get a great education running ain't gonna [ __ ] take your sass okay making me feel bad about myself for my gold buildings good I'm not even a Billa Bernal didn't even get to meet weekly store that I wanted to make damn it on I played the back to go resolutely SEP sort of home improvisation it's a really fun game I love [ __ ] I can't build the [ __ ] the way I want to um cuz it's up to four players as well she can actually get in with other people's split-screen and they can have a controller and you can have the mouse and keyboard and everything I put furniture together properly but I'm real mad and do it on my own and then make it all wrong and then blame something else that's what I really do well anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like banana face oh my good boys and my face Allroad shh shh thank you guys see you dude I really wish this is the beat just listen to this as you're wondering why I took my shirt off because it was a joke in the last time last time I played this game took my shirt off as well as a joke to show how intense furniture building can be so it's it's a run-on gag consistency man

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"text": "great last time we made an amazing" }, { "duration": 6.459, "start": 24.83, "text": "smorgasbord but today we're going to" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 27.66, "text": "make a trick least or treacly store okay" }, { "duration": 3.211, "start": 31.289, "text": "we're gonna do it we're gonna make the" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 32.55, "text": "best furniture so the one I played" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 34.5, "text": "before was just a demo it was kind of" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 36.18, "text": "like a free-to-play version of it just" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 38.61, "text": "to show you what the concept was but" }, { "duration": 3.509, "start": 40.32, "text": "this is the Steam version it's the early" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 41.73, "text": "access team version and there's a lot" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 43.829, "text": "more scenarios and it's got more rooms a" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 45.69, "text": "lot more furniture everybody get on" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 47.19, "text": "great mortgage brokers be damned" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 49.44, "text": "through CLE stores are the way forward" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 51.18, "text": "what the [ __ ] is function let's go in" }, { "duration": 8.401, "start": 53.039, "text": "here hold me oh height challenge please" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 59.55, "text": "your trophy up high for all those to see" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 61.44, "text": "shatter as many objects as possible" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 63.57, "text": "assemble furniture as quickly as" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 65.01, "text": "possible well we all know this one is" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 66.57, "text": "what I'm going to be doing um oh is that" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 70.83, "text": "is that all you are okay let's go back" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 73.14, "text": "let me build some furniture the" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 76.29, "text": "furniture builder in me is really trying" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 78.9, "text": "to get out living room we already did" }, { "duration": 4.87, "start": 80.99, "text": "dining room" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 82.35, "text": "we already did these oh I didn't do this" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 85.86, "text": "here we have a carnie Labuan I stole" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 88.68, "text": "that for those of you who don't know" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 91.14, "text": "that's a candleholder stool I know it's" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 94.14, "text": "hard to figure out [ __ ] I forgot to look" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 96.72, "text": "at the picture oh god I forget how to" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 99.36, "text": "play this game" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 100.29, "text": "okay you go over there we just have to" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 102.39, "text": "spread it out spread as the box still" }, { "duration": 4.911, "start": 105.119, "text": "floating away" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 106.7, "text": "look at the [ __ ] shadow bucks go away" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 110.03, "text": "please" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 110.39, "text": "um you heard the seat and you were at" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 112.85, "text": "the back can I turn the [ __ ] camera" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 114.92, "text": "okay how do I play this get in there we" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 117.86, "text": "go there there we go [ __ ] tasty jizz" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 123.14, "text": "any jams going on right now I'm going to" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 125.93, "text": "build the best furniture anybody has" }, { "duration": 4.471, "start": 128.899, "text": "ever seen" }, { "duration": 10.92, "start": 129.59, "text": "you are you the back earthen oh I don't" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 133.37, "text": "know ah we have a grinder what how do we" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 140.51, "text": "how do we use this got our we grind I" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 143.12, "text": "want to just grind it oh wait here we go" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 145.4, "text": "here we go it's it's pointing that [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 148.09, "text": "do it" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 149.36, "text": "hey I think I can actually just grind" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 152.75, "text": "off the holes hahahaha oh [ __ ] I messed" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 156.08, "text": "it up" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 156.62, "text": "I didn't mean to do that take a good" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 158.36, "text": "look at the picture they're saying get a" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 159.65, "text": "good mental image that is not a trick" }, { "duration": 6.181, "start": 161.959, "text": "restore but this these directions are" }, { "duration": 7.349, "start": 165.95, "text": "[ __ ] wrong why don't we read this" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 168.14, "text": "[ __ ] got are the four pages [ __ ] [ __ ] -" }, { "duration": 5.461, "start": 173.299, "text": "[ __ ] the directions we can do this we do" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 175.13, "text": "we do in life okay I kinda do know I can" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 178.76, "text": "candle holder so that was the bottom um" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 181.93, "text": "righty all righty Heidi Dottie [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 186.38, "text": "ready to build [ __ ] there you go down" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 189.41, "text": "there and you a story Bob you go like" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 193.43, "text": "this like that actually you know what" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 195.92, "text": "we're gonna make it faceless face me I" }, { "duration": 4.511, "start": 198.489, "text": "love this beautiful music that's going" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 201.53, "text": "on right now okay in you go" }, { "duration": 9.56, "start": 203, "text": "i clickety clack there's one PC yeah" }, { "duration": 5.769, "start": 207.97, "text": "furniture oh can we get two pieces Oh" }, { "duration": 5.62, "start": 212.56, "text": "glory" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 213.739, "text": "Oh majestic the best um okay how the" }, { "duration": 8.279, "start": 218.18, "text": "[ __ ] do I do you not you you were you oh" }, { "duration": 9.419, "start": 221.66, "text": "god what's what right now I might have" }, { "duration": 7.471, "start": 226.459, "text": "done it wrong Oh sexy sweet jazz playing" }, { "duration": 4.621, "start": 231.079, "text": "right now here we go this is the music I" }, { "duration": 3.9699999999999998, "start": 233.93, "text": "needed for it" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 235.7, "text": "how could you not feel great furniture" }, { "duration": 6.869, "start": 237.9, "text": "with this [ __ ] music or not I think" }, { "duration": 5.791, "start": 239.459, "text": "you going here no I know where the [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 244.769, "text": "you go" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 245.25, "text": "this looks way tougher that looks good" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 247.349, "text": "to wave like a [ __ ] clue gun you can" }, { "duration": 8.46, "start": 249.51, "text": "fix shattered objects no I need one that" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 254.099, "text": "lik helps me to things paint good let's" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 257.97, "text": "just create some holes at the bottom of" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 259.979, "text": "this thing can I do that is that a thing" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 262.53, "text": "I can do um no right right there there" }, { "duration": 3.539, "start": 265.38, "text": "you go" }, { "duration": 11.129, "start": 265.85, "text": "[ __ ] did I [ __ ] tell you to go in" }, { "duration": 8.06, "start": 268.919, "text": "there what no look let me see this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.821, "start": 277.729, "text": "[ __ ] the instructions dude I'm gonna do" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 281.88, "text": "it furniture building yeah furniture" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 284.55, "text": "just like daddy used to build the best" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 287.4, "text": "furniture that the land has ever seen" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 289.53, "text": "this is the chair fit for a king didn't" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 293.31, "text": "look like it it might look a little" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 295.05, "text": "weird to some of you with your high" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 297, "text": "standards and [ __ ] but this is the best" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 300.27, "text": "furniture ever way to see can you can" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 303.75, "text": "you click in there there you go exactly" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 306, "text": "what I needed" }, { "duration": 5.77, "start": 307.31, "text": "there we go done that's exactly what I" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 311.01, "text": "wanted what do we want to do now I can't" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 313.08, "text": "even be in a morgue or a park fun I'm" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 316.53, "text": "alone for a [ __ ] Taquan because it" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 318.33, "text": "looks badass looks like a helicopter" }, { "duration": 9.2, "start": 320.07, "text": "raised it decapitate a bunch of people" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 323.28, "text": "umm right what are you why are you" }, { "duration": 6.759, "start": 329.63, "text": "um no take it take it back" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 333.18, "text": "he says trick Lisa I need to make one of" }, { "duration": 5.221, "start": 336.389, "text": "those oh [ __ ] I might make it some sort" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 339.96, "text": "of portal to summon demons with this" }, { "duration": 2.489, "start": 341.61, "text": "thing okay" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 342.36, "text": "I'm gonna put it together this is" }, { "duration": 5.461, "start": 344.099, "text": "exactly what God intended when he made" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 346.86, "text": "the Swedish and then they made IKEA and" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 349.56, "text": "then everybody had fantastic furniture" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 351.78, "text": "for the rest of their lives wait wait" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 354.84, "text": "for it wait for it wait for it wait is" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 356.91, "text": "there not a [ __ ] hole here can you" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 359.61, "text": "not just sit down into that no come on" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 363.3, "text": "bro you know we're doing no we're not" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 365.58, "text": "we're not even making furniture anymore" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 367.38, "text": "oh you silly people now we are making" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 370.77, "text": "art sweet Swedish art I some of you just" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 374.55, "text": "wouldn't understand but me or my Swedish" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 376.71, "text": "heritage I'm just the best at this" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 379.22, "text": "Felix thought he could [ __ ] make" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 381.18, "text": "furniture before no fight we don't we" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 384.75, "text": "just balance it out - ha hiccups happen" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 387.81, "text": "these things happen okay these things" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 390.12, "text": "they take time you just got to be" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 392.58, "text": "patient you got to be patient" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 394.229, "text": "like a person in the hospital what do" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 395.729, "text": "you mean it looks weird some of you just" }, { "duration": 6.301, "start": 397.949, "text": "don't get out okay it's not about what" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 401.25, "text": "the final product is it's about the" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 404.25, "text": "journey the experience the thrill of" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 407.52, "text": "putting something together and saying" }, { "duration": 6.869, "start": 409.05, "text": "yes I did this here we go you're coming" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 413.13, "text": "down here little bro can you can you can" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 415.919, "text": "you can you fit in somewhere there we go" }, { "duration": 4.859, "start": 417.84, "text": "fit in just like society wants you to" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 420.36, "text": "but not too much you want to fit in too" }, { "duration": 3.511, "start": 422.699, "text": "much cuz then you'll just blend in with" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 424.68, "text": "everybody else you're gonna be your own" }, { "duration": 7.67, "start": 426.21, "text": "thing what what even what even is oh" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 430.32, "text": "it's a light just like I said it was" }, { "duration": 4.27, "start": 433.88, "text": "what the [ __ ] is wrong with you people" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 436.5, "text": "why would you buddy this and put it in" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 438.15, "text": "your house huh I put it together and I" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 440.699, "text": "don't even [ __ ] want it okay do we" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 442.68, "text": "run a gluten or an aardvark well one of" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 446.34, "text": "those is an animal and the other one is" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 447.78, "text": "the thing that's in brain so I don't" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 450, "text": "know which one I want um do we want to" }, { "duration": 2.849, "start": 452.19, "text": "be an aardvark or do we want to go" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 453.57, "text": "gluten-free those are both the same" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 455.039, "text": "thing ah gluten-free please I want this" }, { "duration": 6.299, "start": 457.68, "text": "thing oh [ __ ] okay um you candleholder" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 461.639, "text": "chair you go over there that's a piece" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 463.979, "text": "of you I don't know how you're missing" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 465.599, "text": "that's supposed you're supposed to be" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 467.219, "text": "attached can you attack there we go" }, { "duration": 9.209, "start": 468.96, "text": "attach up here attach there we go oh it" }, { "duration": 4.831, "start": 475.349, "text": "was it's leaky flargin Nordic [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.411, "start": 478.169, "text": "candlestick okay I get it" }, { "duration": 4.229, "start": 480.18, "text": "degree new room yes please I was going" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 482.58, "text": "to destroy another room here we go" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 484.409, "text": "living room well it's where we gonna do" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 486.57, "text": "all our living so we might as well put" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 487.8, "text": "stuff in it let's make a book [ __ ] yes" }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 491.13, "text": "up bouncing all over it that's what bork" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 492.93, "text": "means it means bounce you know our" }, { "duration": 3.661, "start": 494.699, "text": "people this is a fine swedish pad that" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 496.529, "text": "I'm putting together look at this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.739, "start": 498.36, "text": "it's a great bed fit for a king" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 501.449, "text": "everything I'm making by the way it's" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 503.099, "text": "fit for a king a Viking cuz it's swedish" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 505.669, "text": "ikea" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 506.789, "text": "Sweden if I if I hammered home that joke" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 508.949, "text": "yet I think I need to say it a couple of" }, { "duration": 5.671, "start": 511.229, "text": "hundred more times and there we go then" }, { "duration": 4.9510000000000005, "start": 513.599, "text": "cool you where did cool that means you" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 516.9, "text": "are one awesome dude bro" }, { "duration": 3.029, "start": 518.55, "text": "you don't put together furniture" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 519.779, "text": "properly you leave it a little lopsided" }, { "duration": 3.811, "start": 521.579, "text": "a little twisty so when people come in" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 523.68, "text": "it doesn't just blend into the wall" }, { "duration": 5.069, "start": 525.39, "text": "people come into the lake wow that" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 528.57, "text": "really stands out and makes your room a" }, { "duration": 5.731, "start": 530.459, "text": "very unique Wow that's what they'll say" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 533.52, "text": "make it freaky Harrigan and then ever" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 536.19, "text": "I'll come over and be like flirty" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 538.05, "text": "blarney blue sweden man let's make a [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 542.25, "text": "words what the [ __ ] have I got myself" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 544.8, "text": "into I'm a making a bench or a [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 547.41, "text": "seesaw" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 549.23, "text": "what even are all these pieces I have" }, { "duration": 3.449, "start": 552.75, "text": "made an error I have made a mistake no" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 555.48, "text": "milk" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 556.199, "text": "why did you click in there I was trying" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 558.42, "text": "to put you in the ground you know what" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 559.92, "text": "pieces are going in everywhere right now" }, { "duration": 5.101, "start": 561.899, "text": "that's all it is I [ __ ] dig this" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 565.26, "text": "sweet-ass jazz that's going on though" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 567, "text": "that is nice you were about to line up" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 569.699, "text": "with something there line up line up way" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 571.56, "text": "up there you go oh you know what I'm a" }, { "duration": 4.769, "start": 574.26, "text": "can [ __ ] gun down warrior that's what" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 576.75, "text": "this is all about it's jazz" }, { "duration": 10.831, "start": 579.029, "text": "it's taken hold of me oh no oh no not" }, { "duration": 8.94, "start": 583.23, "text": "again not again no [ __ ] it it happened" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 589.86, "text": "again last time where's Bella furniture" }, { "duration": 6.359, "start": 592.17, "text": "I got naked too god damn it the power of" }, { "duration": 5.101, "start": 595.649, "text": "IKEA is too much people oh yes oh yes oh" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 598.529, "text": "it's coming together nicely it's not" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 600.75, "text": "complete stop put me in with a bit less" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 603.449, "text": "less Ross I'll [ __ ] what those guys I" }, { "duration": 3.241, "start": 605.939, "text": "need I need to create this I need to" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 608.189, "text": "make this happen" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 609.18, "text": "this needs to be a thing in my life and" }, { "duration": 6.341, "start": 610.879, "text": "turn more please turn more out of [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.54, "start": 614.75, "text": "my hands work better than this in real" }, { "duration": 5.549, "start": 617.22, "text": "life I swear there we go" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 619.29, "text": "it's it sweet going down warriors unite" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 622.769, "text": "ok let's make I don't wanna make a Rick" }, { "duration": 3.539, "start": 625.47, "text": "list cuz it looks like a [ __ ] battle" }, { "duration": 4.771, "start": 627.149, "text": "cruiser let's make a spruce" }, { "duration": 6.151, "start": 629.009, "text": "I love spruce okay let me let me take" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 631.92, "text": "stock of this ok ok see it looks easy" }, { "duration": 3.659, "start": 635.16, "text": "when you do that and then you where are" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 637.35, "text": "you going you're gonna over here onto" }, { "duration": 4.471, "start": 638.819, "text": "the main [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] that" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 642.149, "text": "is the thing to be recognized that's" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 643.29, "text": "what you defend your borders with dances" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 645.689, "text": "none of these are at weekly stores but I" }, { "duration": 7.609, "start": 647.73, "text": "get there eventually why are you all so" }, { "duration": 3.409, "start": 651.93, "text": "much better-looking than you should be" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 655.399, "text": "then you're I'm building chairs not" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 658.079, "text": "[ __ ] airships what even is this" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 660.6, "text": "where's the back of my chair have a" }, { "duration": 10.291, "start": 662.309, "text": "butthole I know what's going on clay" }, { "duration": 11.191, "start": 664.559, "text": "smash it smash that [ __ ] good bro I" }, { "duration": 5.339, "start": 672.6, "text": "really hope someone has reinvented a way" }, { "duration": 4.259, "start": 675.75, "text": "for humans to sit on chairs cuz that's" }, { "duration": 5.101, "start": 677.939, "text": "the only way you're gonna be able to sit" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 680.009, "text": "on this [ __ ] monstrosity what am I" }, { "duration": 5.219, "start": 683.04, "text": "even doing with my life" }, { "duration": 7.25, "start": 684.389, "text": "man why'd you let me love baby robot" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 688.259, "text": "chairs first words oh it's so beautiful" }, { "duration": 6.281, "start": 691.639, "text": "ok this is your arm okay you're not a" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 695.309, "text": "normal boy ok let that wasn't supposed" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 697.92, "text": "to on that way but it's fine it's fine" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 700.23, "text": "I'll fix it I'll fix it in post" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 703.97, "text": "I can't there's just no physical way to" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 706.16, "text": "do that but don't tell the robot that" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 708.41, "text": "because you get that and then he beat me" }, { "duration": 9.45, "start": 710.54, "text": "again it is complete very cool very cool" }, { "duration": 9.99, "start": 714.26, "text": "MA that means robot engage look at this" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 719.99, "text": "dude he actually kind of looks like it" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 724.25, "text": "ha ha ha" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 725.51, "text": "that is terrible roulette with the Attic" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 728.72, "text": "Oh sneaky trying to hide from me aren't" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 732.08, "text": "ya we're going to make a club then eh" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 735.26, "text": "looks like a gold but it's not we have a" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 738.8, "text": "[ __ ] timer or something up here" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 739.91, "text": "what's going on who's cracking wood" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 742.04, "text": "together" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 742.4, "text": "oh I've a [ __ ] metronome can you shut" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 744.14, "text": "up you [ __ ] it's going faster" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 747.11, "text": "I wanted you to stop not go faster okay" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 750.38, "text": "let's make a club the whole world is in" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 754.22, "text": "my hands I have to do this right or else" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 756.77, "text": "everybody will die no no did you go in" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 760.61, "text": "right you better have gone in right this" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 763.25, "text": "is my crowning glory this is the only" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 765.38, "text": "one that I actually [ __ ] know how to" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 767.12, "text": "put in together raise up raise up" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 769.67, "text": "brothers here we go here we go yes you" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 772.49, "text": "go in there niceness nice I actually" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 775.31, "text": "know how to put this together oh they" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 777.29, "text": "say my [ __ ] first globe rodeo I've" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 779.96, "text": "put together many a globe and people" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 782.66, "text": "have looked at them a gun I know where" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 784.25, "text": "all the countries are now cuz this globe" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 786.2, "text": "is put together so well that's what" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 788.51, "text": "people said when they saw my globe what" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 790.13, "text": "did they see you say when they saw your" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 791.39, "text": "globe oh I didn't realize Africa was all" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 794.33, "text": "the way over her Australia is so you" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 796.1, "text": "could you put you together we drove" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 797.15, "text": "together wrong no it's fine it's fine" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 801.11, "text": "it's fine we can put it together like" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 804.08, "text": "this as well um [ __ ] I didn't do it" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 807.41, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 807.62, "text": "shite hockey balls anyway you know what" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 810.89, "text": "it's not about but how will you put it" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 814.04, "text": "together it's DJ mr. journey and the" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 816.92, "text": "experience of putting it together and" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 818.63, "text": "then you find out that what life is" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 820.61, "text": "really all about it seemed the coach is" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 822.74, "text": "still in the same place anyway so" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 824.75, "text": "doesn't matter I could put this club" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 826.64, "text": "down I can put this dog down on the" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 828.62, "text": "floor" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 829.79, "text": "still [ __ ] works man look spins and" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 832.85, "text": "our countries are all in the same place" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 834.89, "text": "there's other matters you look at that" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 836.6, "text": "you'll be you can study that and you can" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 838.55, "text": "actually get a great education running" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 839.81, "text": "ain't gonna [ __ ] take your sass okay" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 842.42, "text": "making me feel bad about myself for my" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 844.25, "text": "gold buildings good I'm not even a Billa" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 845.78, "text": "Bernal didn't even get to meet weekly" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 847.37, "text": "store that I wanted to make damn it on" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 849.68, "text": "I played the back to go resolutely SEP" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 851.45, "text": "sort of home improvisation it's a really" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 853.64, "text": "fun game I love [ __ ] I can't build the" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 855.92, "text": "[ __ ] the way I want to um cuz it's up to" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 858.71, "text": "four players as well she can actually" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 860.03, "text": "get in with other people's split-screen" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 861.77, "text": "and they can have a controller and you" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 863.27, "text": "can have the mouse and keyboard and" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 864.29, "text": "everything I put furniture together" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 865.37, "text": "properly but I'm real mad and do it on" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 868.25, "text": "my own and then make it all wrong and" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 870.44, "text": "then blame something else that's what I" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 871.7, "text": "really do well anyway thank you guys so" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 873.77, "text": "much for watching this episode if you" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 874.7, "text": "liked it punch that like banana face" }, { "duration": 17.34, "start": 877.91, "text": "oh my good boys and my face Allroad shh" }, { "duration": 14.88, "start": 881.69, "text": "shh thank you guys see you dude I really" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 895.25, "text": "wish this is the beat just listen to" }, { "duration": 2.09, "start": 896.57, "text": "this" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 900.6, "text": "as you're wondering why I took my shirt" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 902.43, "text": "off because it was a joke in the last" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 904.32, "text": "time last time I played this game took" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 906.69, "text": "my shirt off as well as a joke to show" }, { "duration": 7.46, "start": 909.12, "text": "how intense furniture building can be so" }, { 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JacksepticEye

I'M IN THIS GAME! | Once Upon A Coma (DEMO)

From the creator of Pinstripe comes another wonderful game called Once Upon A Coma! Kickstarter Link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/80348891/once-upon-a-coma-from-the-creator-of-pinstripe Pinstripe ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuApYVTMpQ8 ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:33:14.661567

(Whoopsh!~) Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a demo of a game called "Once Upon a Coma"! This is a game being made by the same guy, if you remember the game. "Pinstripe" that I played, the game that I was in, I did a voice for that game. And I streamed it and did the whole game in one sitting and loved it It was an amazing game, and I got to work with a very nice man called Thomas Brush on the game And this is his new project that he's making It's it's a brand new game that he's coming up with and I'm apparently in this one as well apparently I have a character. But we'll get to that in a second. But this is a new game that he's trying to kick start and get crowdfunded as well. And he's just such a nice genuine dude, and I want to just I wish nothing but the best for him. So I want to play his games, and I want him to do well. And I want him to succeed so this is his new thing Again, this is just a demo for it the full game will be out whenever it's out! I don't know the release date for it yet, but I'm excited to play it it looks really cool. The artstyle as always, the stuff he makes the artstyle is always super nice and the music is always super nice. Yeah! Hey there I am! God I'm super cute! I mean this freaking house is terrifying, so I don't know much about the game like the story and that kind of stuff. But it's it's very very intriguing. It's definitely reminiscent of the artstyle that he had for Pinstripe I like my little walk cycle.. Hello I don't know what that did okay? It's very cozy. Why am I like the size of the flames in the fire? This place is gigantic! [baby crying] Do not like that sound Z ah z is to jump. Oh okay that makes a lot of sense I was Wondern' why I couldn't jump before ring-ring on the telephone hello Hello? Time to wake up sleepyhead... Okay. I have no idea what I'm doing.. This is a lot creepier than I expected me. Oh god. What's behind the curtains? so am I in a coma then? and this is all happening oh okay, so there's a sequence to it? Maybe or maybe they just don't open let me let me explore around a bit first, and we figure out what's actually going on It's so weird to see a version of yourself in video games, it's awesome Perfect Pete bashed his skull and bled upon his baby doll Why would you cross stitch this? Oh yeah coma Oh shit? okay time is going backwards Not sure how I feel at all god, there's a ghost at the window Okay stuff is starting to get weird Is that good okay, that one's good oh god fucking weird stop go away Believe That's written in blood ehh this one was good, right? So D E I did A last time D E B A Oh God Oh god oh Jesus Okay, I did not know the game is gonna have spooks and shit in it ehh It's weird creeping me out with the baby crying in the background Wait is this the same yeah now can I go down? ohh kay Oh I can't move I'm just gonna assume that that's good that that's very good. Let's play some piano Wow I actually can Okay, I'm guessing I need to figure out some sort of password mechanism thingy. Oh! I didn't think I would go further there for a second A mirror you look super sexy I mean I wasn't gonna say it game, but it's right there proof is right there It's in text its legitimized in a video game now that means it has to be true Look at that beautiful green hair. I don't have it anymore, but Inside I'm still the green boy. Okay inside and still the green bean. This is just a cover up You do really do look stunning Congrats Oh Thomas Wait no gah oh, yeah Whoa okay, um this kind of reminds me of the ending to pinstripe actually there was a bed inside the house Reddington Park, oh, it's beautiful out here Let's just say out here forever and never go inside ever again. Ah this is delightful inside was horrifying dude whole town to explore Well, maybe these are all locked Oh. Oh hi other person locked Locked as they probably should be you shouldn't really be able to just walk into people's houses never mind Occam's Barberi I Get it Occam's razor Occam's Barberie. That's clever BAC Is that the the key to the piano Missus is written on the mirror read BAC Heat don't forget about our favorite place Lily Seems important, okay, I'll go back and try your BAC eventually So if I am in a coma then are these all just like memories of places that I've been to or that I know This music is lovely also, I like your drawing of shit The only time that you can actually say hey, you're drawing shit, and then be like thank you. Yes, it is Haha, I can't believe it's actually you Pete What you think about my painting? It's a portrait of you Nice! You really got my whole aesthetic down Look at that beautiful color one day. I'm gonna be a world-famous animator with 471 thousand Twitter followers Hugh watch nice But hey welcome back Pete. We honestly didn't think you'd make it out of your coma What coma? It's been a while since you were awake Pete you really don't remember what happened no well I'm glad you're back. I do wonder though if you've still got it in you Got what in me the chicken from earlier. Yeah, I ate for breakfast haha man You've really forgotten everything haven't you we used to call you the slice? the slice you had the coolest razor from your dad's barbershop and That thing was sharp your sister thought you were so cool Where is she? She tried to be all macho and go find grownups ever since they went missing she acted like it was a huge deal Isn't it? Not in my book. You know what they say Everything bad has you know as a good Regardless, you won't be able to find her Of course I can huh don't count your chickens before they egg Pete. It's dangerous out there Okay But boy it was a little weird But then again think I'm still in my coma Hey Long time no see Pete, it's me John. Hi John. What do you think about my hair? I've been growing it out Looks kind of like a girl's no it looks great. I Think it's fab. How'd it be a girl this school year? I think good for you Anyways, I bet the gang will be super glad you woke up. It's been weird since you fell asleep Yeah, yeah, it's spooky without the grown-ups here Well you went looking for them, and then Ralphie barricaded the entrance to Reddington feel behind me Lily You know Lily your sister. She said something needed to be done About it's kind of weird ever since the grown-ups disappear things have been odd Well, whatever as long as I can eat ice cream and bacon for dinner every night I could give two birds where the grown ups are You hang in there John Okay, this as far as I can go You go John you go be a school girl this year Okay, we need to type BAC into the piano Wait is this the house I was in no hmm. I can break the pots I Had no idea oh I could bring all sorts of stuff, okay, maybe this will open if I get that Was he talking about I had a razor Either way it's not like a little boy Okay that worked! Whoo Occam's razor! Clever "A straight edge razor with an intricate black wood handle and.." "a sharp heavy blade it aches for a painfully close shave.." press X to slash oh! Yeah You better watch out you better not cry cuz you'll be dead can we mess some stuff up with this We go back and kill that kid. Oh, yeah, I do know we can mess everything up oh Boy where do I go? We're gonna keep stopping everything maybe have to go back to that kid Yes the locked Hey look I got my razor again even though it's basically a sword It's delightful so crass getting in your way Okay dad did nothing Maybe you can go back and cook John's hair Maybe I should just try and go into the the barber place That wasn't any of these maybe I can actually do something in the first place now with it or not Huh ah I can't destroy the boxes that makes a lot of sense Silly me Reddington field BuChE BuChE BuChE BuChE, they all need to be destroyed Oh, Sam! Jack! it's me Sam. You woke up! Hey. What's up? Rock through this cage, that's what's up. I have no idea what voice to give Sam after all these years of Sam being a mascot and the channel they still don't know What they'd actually sound like you sound upset? Your little sister went to look for grownups. I told her not to but she ranted the Chilean would really Yes, and dude the grown-ups. They're all gone all of them. They just started vanishing Yikes, so listen Jack your sisters been gone for a couple of weeks, and it can't be good You might want to prepare for the worst? Shut up, Sam. Let's go find her okay quick. Can you out his cage? Let's head to the Chilean wood? Get a little claustrophobic in here man, would you mind sorry? Oh wait? It's cool This is exactly what I want my video game speed sound Cute! Hello oh, yeah Do you see me? Yes, it's none of your business to look at me the mighty ninja come by Oh What? You don't know how amazing my swinging powers are How do you swing like that? we're buttholes, but that's neither here nor there I Swing sweetens swing all day and hide from the spiders. You know Sure, Tony glad you understand most people don't understand Hey, Raven dawn some repeat. Oh you know coma It's a hip newer thing these days all the kids are doing it. You're funny We all know you were just sleeping in doofus pupas, man. I'm funny wanna be funny friends sure I Used to love swinging around on trees. I'm talking weird some talk weird great I'll be here being funny and powerful you should go now. Okay, you funny friend watch out for the spiders They started getting worse than all the grown-ups designing disappear Okay on my trips. I will be a well aware for spiders and worm buttholes I Know what's wrong? The fuck a Puke-face get over here, and help me how did this happen isn't it obvious puke? no, I hypo influenza Tori disorder I inflate randomly Oh Most people just say you're fat. Oh, No - eating ice cream cheese tacos all summer and my mom wasn't here to give me my insulin so I Inflated it's a disorder, but you wouldn't know would you? sleeping all summer like a lazy butt Did you hear that that ice Ward? Ice Ward take it my razor. What can I do get me my insulin are you deaf puke fart? where Those milk turns the spiders snatched it right out from my pocket and ran up a tree Amani oh It's daddy Is 36 bang Watch out for Danny, that's me dead oh, yeah fuck Are you acting insane? the moon caused 9/11 and I'm freaking out I Kept any sex pangs voice, so I'm gonna just stick with this one really that one here the real reason. I'm dancing sure Parents are gone, and that's cause for celebration Now it started would be funny if like we all lost a family member, but I didn't think we'd lose our parents. That's super, huh You're insane Your mom's insane Nice one no really she was acting completely insane before she crawled off into Broadwick Hollow Where but a big Hollow dude don't be stupid you can't get there cuz spiders, okay? Thanks for letting me know I'll be back Danny. Don't you worry? 3d are spiders. Oh and they're gross It's okay it's okay, I'm super powerful This is an ass It looks like a butt, I'm just gonna say it is a boat cuz I want it to be a boy die spiders Nice ow ow Hey, whoa, there's an insulin in the free Pete check it out in the tree that the insulin grab it bird Yes, Oh Sam's my little helper This is adorable Come along tiny Sam time for us to fix a small child Well Actually big child well we're gonna make him smaller cause he's not gonna be inflated anymore That's it Danny keep on dancing My insulin give me my insulin mcbuttface Here pop me it hurts so bad, but you have to pop me three two one go go go That was part of him?? What was me oh shit I didn't know if I was supposed to fall in oh I was okay Thank you for playing surviving in the indie game industry is tough, and your support means more than anything. Aww Thomas That was good. I like that I Didn't know what to expect, but that was really well put together. I'm excited to play the full game As I said though this is just a demo clearly and he is trying to get the game kick-started now or funded or whatever yeah, Kickstarter so I leave a link in the description for you guys to be able to go and help out and try and kick start the game as Well, but I just I really like this dude I really like the games that he makes and I hope that he gets to continue making The stuff that he loves because what he puts together on his own is actually really really impressive And he's got a very distinctive art style. I like it a lot so If you want to go play, I think the demo is available for other people to play I'm not sure if this particular version of me as a character is available available to play, but I'll leave any information That's necessary in the description down below, but I'm very very excited to play the full version of this I don't know if I'm a character in the full version or anything like there if it's just for Demo purposes for the sake of being able to make a video about it no idea I'm just flattered that the dude likes me enough to be able to put me in his games in any way shape or form So it's very very flattering but for now Thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it! PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!! LIKE A BOSS!!! And High Five all-round!!! **Whoopsh 2x* But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! ~ (Outro)- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) So you guys better watch out now, you know I'm a badass with a razor I cut ya

[ { "duration": 6.14, "start": 0, "text": "(Whoopsh!~) Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a demo of a game called \"Once Upon a Coma\"!" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 6.58, "text": "This is a game being made by the same guy, if you remember the game." }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 9.52, "text": "\"Pinstripe\" that I played, the game that I was in, I did a voice for that game." }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 13.2, "text": "And I streamed it and did the whole game in one sitting and loved it" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 16.89, "text": "It was an amazing game, and I got to work with a very nice man called Thomas Brush on the game" }, { "duration": 2.819, "start": 21.99, "text": "And this is his new project that he's making" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 24.81, "text": "It's it's a brand new game that he's coming up with and I'm apparently in this one as well apparently I have a character." }, { "duration": 2.059, "start": 30.58, "text": "But we'll get to that in a second." }, { "duration": 4.139, "start": 32.64, "text": "But this is a new game that he's trying to kick start and get crowdfunded as well." }, { "duration": 5.849, "start": 36.78, "text": "And he's just such a nice genuine dude, and I want to just I wish nothing but the best for him." }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 42.629, "text": "So I want to play his games, and I want him to do well." }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 45.39, "text": "And I want him to succeed so this is his new thing" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 49, "text": "Again, this is just a demo for it the full game will be out whenever it's out!" }, { "duration": 4.9, "start": 52.88, "text": "I don't know the release date for it yet, but I'm excited to play it it looks really cool." }, { "duration": 6.958, "start": 57.84, "text": "The artstyle as always, the stuff he makes the artstyle is always super nice and the music is always super nice. Yeah!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 64.798, "text": "Hey there I am!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 67.21, "text": "God I'm super cute!" }, { "duration": 6.589, "start": 70, "text": "I mean this freaking house is terrifying, so I don't know much about the game like the story and that kind of stuff." }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 76.93, "text": "But it's it's very very intriguing. It's definitely reminiscent of the artstyle that he had for Pinstripe" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 83.95, "text": "I like my little walk cycle.." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 88.509, "text": "Hello" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 93.2, "text": "I don't know what that did okay?" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 96.12, "text": "It's very cozy. Why am I like the size of the flames in the fire?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 101.92, "text": "This place is gigantic!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 105.96, "text": "[baby crying]" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 107.96, "text": "Do not like that sound" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 113.7, "text": "Z ah z is to jump. Oh okay that makes a lot of sense" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 122.22, "text": "I was Wondern' why I couldn't jump before ring-ring on the telephone hello" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 130.53, "text": "Hello?" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 132.78, "text": "Time to wake up sleepyhead..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 136.89, "text": "Okay." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 139.21, "text": "I have no idea what I'm doing.." }, { "duration": 4.459, "start": 143.48, "text": "This is a lot creepier than I expected me. Oh god. What's behind the curtains?" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 152, "text": "so am I in a coma then? and this is all happening" }, { "duration": 2.33, "start": 161.03, "text": "oh okay, so there's a sequence to it?" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 165.26, "text": "Maybe or maybe they just don't open let me let me explore around a bit first, and we figure out what's actually going on" }, { "duration": 4.579, "start": 176.48, "text": "It's so weird to see a version of yourself in video games, it's awesome" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 183.14, "text": "Perfect Pete bashed his skull and bled upon his baby doll" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 189.8, "text": "Why would you cross stitch this?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 193.66, "text": "Oh yeah coma" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 196.42, "text": "Oh shit?" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 198.72, "text": "okay time is going backwards" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 206.26, "text": "Not sure how I feel at all god, there's a ghost at the window" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 215.3, "text": "Okay stuff is starting to get weird" }, { "duration": 6.289, "start": 219.83, "text": "Is that good okay, that one's good oh god fucking weird stop go away" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 229.76, "text": "Believe" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 233.01, "text": "That's written in blood ehh this one was good, right?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 241.83, "text": "So D E" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 249.36, "text": "I did A last time D E B A" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 259.049, "text": "Oh God Oh god oh Jesus" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 266.86, "text": "Okay, I did not know the game is gonna have spooks and shit in it" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 274.28, "text": "ehh It's weird creeping me out with the baby crying in the background" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 283.96, "text": "Wait is this the same yeah now can I go down?" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 294.22, "text": "ohh kay" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 298.78, "text": "Oh I can't move" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 310.44, "text": "I'm just gonna assume that that's good that that's very good. Let's play some piano" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 317.43, "text": "Wow I actually can" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 325.71, "text": "Okay, I'm guessing I need to figure out some sort of password mechanism thingy." }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 337.38, "text": "Oh! I didn't think I would go further there for a second" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 342.15, "text": "A mirror you look super sexy I mean" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 347.91, "text": "I wasn't gonna say it game, but it's right there proof is right there" }, { "duration": 4.739, "start": 351.26, "text": "It's in text its legitimized in a video game now that means it has to be true" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 356.58, "text": "Look at that beautiful green hair. I don't have it anymore, but" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 361.44, "text": "Inside I'm still the green boy. Okay inside and still the green bean. This is just a cover up" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 368.04, "text": "You do really do look stunning" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 370.8, "text": "Congrats Oh Thomas" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 374.49, "text": "Wait no gah oh, yeah" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 378.63, "text": "Whoa okay, um this kind of reminds me of the ending to pinstripe actually there was a bed inside the house" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 390.63, "text": "Reddington Park, oh, it's beautiful out here" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 395.94, "text": "Let's just say out here forever and never go inside ever again." }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 403.05, "text": "Ah this is delightful inside was horrifying" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 410.94, "text": "dude whole town to explore" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 414.09, "text": "Well, maybe these are all locked Oh. Oh hi other person locked" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 422.04, "text": "Locked as they probably should be you shouldn't really be able to just walk into people's houses never mind" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 429.45, "text": "Occam's Barberi I" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 432.09, "text": "Get it Occam's razor Occam's Barberie. That's clever BAC" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 441.06, "text": "Is that the the key to the piano" }, { "duration": 2.029, "start": 446.4, "text": "Missus is written on the mirror read BAC" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 449.25, "text": "Heat don't forget about our favorite place Lily" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 453.87, "text": "Seems important, okay, I'll go back and try your BAC eventually" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 462.24, "text": "So if I am in a coma then are these all just like memories of places that I've been to or that I know" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 474.09, "text": "This music is lovely also, I like your drawing of shit" }, { "duration": 4.789, "start": 477.9, "text": "The only time that you can actually say hey, you're drawing shit, and then be like thank you. Yes, it is" }, { "duration": 2.3890000000000002, "start": 483.27, "text": "Haha, I can't believe it's actually you Pete" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 486.33, "text": "What you think about my painting? It's a portrait of you" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 490.62, "text": "Nice!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 491.82, "text": "You really got my whole aesthetic down" }, { "duration": 7.909, "start": 494.58, "text": "Look at that beautiful color one day. I'm gonna be a world-famous animator with 471 thousand Twitter followers Hugh watch nice" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 503.16, "text": "But hey welcome back Pete. We honestly didn't think you'd make it out of your coma" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 508.77, "text": "What coma?" }, { "duration": 5.809, "start": 511.53, "text": "It's been a while since you were awake Pete you really don't remember what happened no well" }, { "duration": 5.029, "start": 517.47, "text": "I'm glad you're back. I do wonder though if you've still got it in you" }, { "duration": 5.269, "start": 523.29, "text": "Got what in me the chicken from earlier. Yeah, I ate for breakfast haha man" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 528.87, "text": "You've really forgotten everything haven't you we used to call you the slice?" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 533.98, "text": "the slice you had the coolest razor from your dad's barbershop and" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 540.55, "text": "That thing was sharp your sister thought you were so cool" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 544.96, "text": "Where is she?" }, { "duration": 6.049, "start": 547, "text": "She tried to be all macho and go find grownups ever since they went missing she acted like it was a huge deal" }, { "duration": 1.4100000000000001, "start": 554.08, "text": "Isn't it?" }, { "duration": 2.119, "start": 555.49, "text": "Not in my book. You know what they say" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 558.43, "text": "Everything bad has you know as a good" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 562.6, "text": "Regardless, you won't be able to find her" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 565.51, "text": "Of course I can huh don't count your chickens before they egg Pete. It's dangerous out there" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 573.64, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 575.56, "text": "But boy it was a little weird" }, { "duration": 3.529, "start": 579.52, "text": "But then again think I'm still in my coma Hey" }, { "duration": 6.709, "start": 584.59, "text": "Long time no see Pete, it's me John. Hi John. What do you think about my hair? I've been growing it out" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 592.39, "text": "Looks kind of like a girl's no it looks great. I" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 597.43, "text": "Think it's fab. How'd it be a girl this school year? I think good for you" }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 602.71, "text": "Anyways, I bet the gang will be super glad you woke up. It's been weird since you fell asleep" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 607.9, "text": "Yeah, yeah, it's spooky without the grown-ups here" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 611.32, "text": "Well you went looking for them, and then Ralphie barricaded the entrance to Reddington feel behind me" }, { "duration": 1.29, "start": 618.01, "text": "Lily" }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 619.3, "text": "You know Lily your sister. She said something needed to be done" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 625, "text": "About it's kind of weird ever since the grown-ups disappear things have been odd" }, { "duration": 3.409, "start": 631.39, "text": "Well, whatever as long as I can eat ice cream and bacon for dinner every night" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 634.8, "text": "I could give two birds where the grown ups are" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 639.61, "text": "You hang in there John" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 642.16, "text": "Okay, this as far as I can go" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 646.18, "text": "You go John you go be a school girl this year" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 651.16, "text": "Okay, we need to type BAC into the piano" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 656.5, "text": "Wait is this the house I was in no hmm. I can break the pots I" }, { "duration": 7.73, "start": 664.93, "text": "Had no idea oh I could bring all sorts of stuff, okay, maybe this will open if I get that" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 674.38, "text": "Was he talking about I had a razor" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 681.31, "text": "Either way it's not like a little boy" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 696.1, "text": "Okay that worked!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 702.97, "text": "Whoo Occam's razor!" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 706.42, "text": "Clever \"A straight edge razor with an intricate black wood handle and..\"" }, { "duration": 5.179, "start": 711.01, "text": "\"a sharp heavy blade it aches for a painfully close shave..\" press X to slash oh!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 717.7, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 6.169, "start": 720.22, "text": "You better watch out you better not cry cuz you'll be dead can we mess some stuff up with this" }, { "duration": 7.7, "start": 727.69, "text": "We go back and kill that kid. Oh, yeah, I do know we can mess everything up oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 737.77, "text": "Boy where do I go?" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 742.63, "text": "We're gonna keep stopping everything maybe have to go back to that kid" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 750.76, "text": "Yes the locked Hey look I got my razor again even though it's basically a sword" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 762.13, "text": "It's delightful so crass getting in your way" }, { "duration": 3.95, "start": 771.58, "text": "Okay dad did nothing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 777.31, "text": "Maybe you can go back and cook John's hair" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 780.34, "text": "Maybe I should just try and go into the the barber place" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 784.27, "text": "That wasn't any of these maybe I can actually do something in the first place now with it or not" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 789.97, "text": "Huh ah I can't destroy the boxes that makes a lot of sense" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 795.1, "text": "Silly me" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 797.65, "text": "Reddington field BuChE BuChE BuChE BuChE, they all need to be destroyed Oh, Sam!" }, { "duration": 4.219, "start": 805.69, "text": "Jack! it's me Sam. You woke up! Hey. What's up?" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 810.7, "text": "Rock through this cage, that's what's up." }, { "duration": 6, "start": 813.24, "text": "I have no idea what voice to give Sam after all these years of Sam being a mascot and the channel they still don't know" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 819.46, "text": "What they'd actually sound like you sound upset?" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 823.09, "text": "Your little sister went to look for grownups. I told her not to but she ranted the Chilean would" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 828.97, "text": "really" }, { "duration": 6.589, "start": 830.05, "text": "Yes, and dude the grown-ups. They're all gone all of them. They just started vanishing" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 837.16, "text": "Yikes, so listen Jack your sisters been gone for a couple of weeks, and it can't be good" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 842.59, "text": "You might want to prepare for the worst?" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 844.96, "text": "Shut up, Sam. Let's go find her okay quick. Can you out his cage? Let's head to the Chilean wood?" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 851.25, "text": "Get a little claustrophobic in here man, would you mind sorry? Oh wait?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 861, "text": "It's cool" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 863.13, "text": "This is exactly what I want" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 865.8, "text": "my video game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 868.08, "text": "speed sound" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 871.35, "text": "Cute!" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 875.55, "text": "Hello oh, yeah" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 879.6, "text": "Do you see me? Yes, it's none of your business to look at me the mighty ninja come by Oh" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 888.45, "text": "What?" }, { "duration": 2.419, "start": 890.43, "text": "You don't know how amazing my swinging powers are" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 894.33, "text": "How do you swing like that?" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 896.7, "text": "we're buttholes, but that's neither here nor there I" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 901.05, "text": "Swing sweetens swing all day and hide from the spiders. You know" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 905.64, "text": "Sure, Tony glad you understand most people don't understand" }, { "duration": 4.459, "start": 911.01, "text": "Hey, Raven dawn some repeat. Oh you know coma" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 916.83, "text": "It's a hip newer thing these days all the kids are doing it. You're funny" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 920.46, "text": "We all know you were just sleeping in doofus pupas, man. I'm funny" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 925.56, "text": "wanna be funny friends" }, { "duration": 1.53, "start": 927.69, "text": "sure I" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 929.22, "text": "Used to love swinging around on trees. I'm talking weird some talk weird great" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 934.86, "text": "I'll be here being funny and powerful you should go now. Okay, you funny friend watch out for the spiders" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 941.46, "text": "They started getting worse than all the grown-ups designing disappear" }, { "duration": 5.659, "start": 945.45, "text": "Okay on my trips. I will be a well aware for spiders and worm buttholes" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 952.96, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 954.68, "text": "Know what's wrong?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 959.72, "text": "The fuck a" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 961.91, "text": "Puke-face get over here, and help me how did this happen isn't it obvious puke?" }, { "duration": 1.83, "start": 968.33, "text": "no, I" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 970.16, "text": "hypo influenza Tori disorder I inflate randomly Oh" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 976.339, "text": "Most people just say you're fat. Oh, No" }, { "duration": 5.389, "start": 980.45, "text": "- eating ice cream cheese tacos all summer and my mom wasn't here to give me my insulin so I" }, { "duration": 3.95, "start": 986.87, "text": "Inflated it's a disorder, but you wouldn't know would you?" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 991.67, "text": "sleeping all summer like a lazy butt" }, { "duration": 2.509, "start": 994.58, "text": "Did you hear that that ice Ward?" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 998.24, "text": "Ice Ward take it my razor. What can I do get me my insulin are you deaf puke fart?" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 1006.37, "text": "where" }, { "duration": 5.869, "start": 1007.51, "text": "Those milk turns the spiders snatched it right out from my pocket and ran up a tree" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1014.02, "text": "Amani oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1016.48, "text": "It's daddy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1019.81, "text": "Is 36 bang" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 1023.709, "text": "Watch out for Danny, that's me dead oh, yeah fuck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1028.24, "text": "Are you acting insane?" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 1030.429, "text": "the moon caused 9/11 and I'm freaking out I" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 1034.3, "text": "Kept any sex pangs voice, so I'm gonna just stick with this one really that one here the real reason. I'm dancing" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 1041.77, "text": "sure" }, { "duration": 2.539, "start": 1043.27, "text": "Parents are gone, and that's cause for celebration" }, { "duration": 7.19, "start": 1047.39, "text": "Now it started would be funny if like we all lost a family member, but I didn't think we'd lose our parents. That's super, huh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1055.85, "text": "You're insane" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1058.07, "text": "Your mom's insane" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 1060.17, "text": "Nice one no really she was acting completely insane before she crawled off into Broadwick Hollow" }, { "duration": 5.569, "start": 1066.2, "text": "Where but a big Hollow dude don't be stupid you can't get there cuz spiders, okay?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1074.06, "text": "Thanks for letting me know" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1078.53, "text": "I'll be back Danny. Don't you worry?" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1082.01, "text": "3d are spiders. Oh and they're gross" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1087.23, "text": "It's okay it's okay, I'm super powerful" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1092.72, "text": "This is an ass" }, { "duration": 7.309, "start": 1097.34, "text": "It looks like a butt, I'm just gonna say it is a boat cuz I want it to be a boy die spiders" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1107.15, "text": "Nice ow ow" }, { "duration": 7.909, "start": 1114.7, "text": "Hey, whoa, there's an insulin in the free Pete check it out in the tree that the insulin grab it bird" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 1123.94, "text": "Yes, Oh Sam's my little helper" }, { "duration": 1.919, "start": 1127.84, "text": "This is adorable" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1129.76, "text": "Come along tiny Sam time for us to fix a small child" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 1135.1, "text": "Well Actually big child well we're gonna make him smaller cause he's not gonna be inflated anymore" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1144.24, "text": "That's it Danny keep on dancing" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1147.7, "text": "My insulin give me my insulin mcbuttface" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 1151.76, "text": "Here pop me it hurts so bad, but you have to pop me three two one go go go" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1161.61, "text": "That was part of him??" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 1169.929, "text": "What was me oh shit" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 1176.2, "text": "I didn't know if I was supposed to fall in oh I was okay" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 1180.73, "text": "Thank you for playing surviving in the indie game industry is tough, and your support means more than anything. Aww" }, { "duration": 1.5899999999999999, "start": 1187.42, "text": "Thomas" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 1189.01, "text": "That was good. I like that I" }, { "duration": 4.699, "start": 1193.12, "text": "Didn't know what to expect, but that was really well put together. I'm excited to play the full game" }, { "duration": 5.539, "start": 1199.39, "text": "As I said though this is just a demo clearly and he is trying to get the game kick-started now" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1204.929, "text": "or funded or whatever yeah, Kickstarter" }, { "duration": 0.52, "start": 1207.69, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 0.81, "start": 1208.21, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 1209.02, "text": "leave a link in the description for you guys to be able to go and help out and try and kick start the game as" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1213.34, "text": "Well, but I just I really like this dude" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 1216.09, "text": "I really like the games that he makes and I hope that he gets to continue making" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 1219.28, "text": "The stuff that he loves because what he puts together on his own is actually really really impressive" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1223.559, "text": "And he's got a very distinctive art style. I like it a lot so" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1227.44, "text": "If you want to go play, I think the demo is available for other people to play" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1231.24, "text": "I'm not sure if this particular version of me as a character is available available to play, but I'll leave any information" }, { "duration": 5.549, "start": 1237.3, "text": "That's necessary in the description down below, but I'm very very excited to play the full version of this" }, { "duration": 3.989, "start": 1242.85, "text": "I don't know if I'm a character in the full version or anything like there if it's just for" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 1247, "text": "Demo purposes for the sake of being able to make a video about it no idea" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 1251.35, "text": "I'm just flattered that the dude likes me enough to be able to put me in his games in any way shape or form" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 1257.14, "text": "So it's very very flattering but for now" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1260.74, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it! PUNCH THAT LIKE Button, IN THE FACE!!!!" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1267.22, "text": "LIKE A BOSS!!!" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 1268.42, "text": "And High Five all-round!!!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1269.88, "text": "**Whoopsh 2x*" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1271.88, "text": "But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! ~" }, { "duration": 13.92, "start": 1277.56, "text": "(Outro)- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)" }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 1292.04, "text": "So you guys better watch out now, you know I'm a badass with a razor I cut ya" } ]

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God gamer fights the literal moon | Elden Ring - Part 2

Renalla of the full moon is about to go DOWN in this part of Elden Ring. COFFEE: https://topofthemornincoffee.com/ Edited by: https://www.twitch.tv/pixl_pit Elden Ring is an action role-playing game played in a third-person perspective with gameplay focusing on combat and exploration; it features elements similar to those found in other games developed by FromSoftware, such as the Souls series, Bloodborne, and Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. Director Hidetaka Miyazaki explained that players start with a linear opening but eventually progress to freely explore the Lands Between, including its six main areas, as well as castles, fortresses, and catacombs scattered throughout the open world map

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2024-11-29T10:33:24.494467

welcome back welcome back everybody to Elden ring the greatest game that the Universe has ever given us I have a couple of things that I want to do in Lim grave still before I move on to anything else um there's a couple of things around like there's a chest here that I can get or like an area that I can do I did do some places since the last episode just kind of tiny little minor areas that just give me supplies but I don't feel like it's worth really putting in the video because it's just backtracking a lot um I want to go in the Mistwood as well so we can meet BL um but first I want to go here it's right next to us it's uh down into the little Lake here where we fought a heel the dragon uh screw you and you to Peter hate this man did you guys see Peter actually made a funny tweet about this game like I can't believe it Peter the people who everybody hates and so dull and awful at everything they do they actually made a funny joke tweet I can't believe it my disappointment is immeasurable I could have just gone around I to go through the lake brain stinky don't want to do also it's so warm in here it's been so sunny outside lately and it's so nice cuz it's never sunny here and as soon as the sun comes out my mood improves and all I want to do is be outside but I'm stuck in here playing video games joking Elden ring is the best I love it so much um so when we go down here we're going to get invaded by somebody just an NPC I'm playing offline so I'm never going to get invaded by another person but I want to go in here after that but they should be easy enough I don't know if they always invade oh no I thought they always invaded in the opposite direction you were looking cuz sometimes they invade from behind or maybe they changed it oh two dashing Warriors Crossing in the night okay I had less Health than I thought cuz I fell oh come on who's going to bleed the other one first it isn't their come on Yura oh Jesus you save me I'm about to be bled like a pig blood oh did you see that Yura oh we make such a good team Yura he's dead Yura he's already dead put it down Yura and then yura's gone cool we did get the ruvia though which is a pretty fun weapon it's like a little bleed dagger made out of barbs and you can toss blood at them it's kind of messed up when you think about it m water cave it's a cave full of murky water the water's gurgling I love saying that word in that accent gigling okay there's a bunch of alarms around here that I don't want to trip this guy is like a kid who just had too much sugar cuz there's a bunch of guys down there and they're all going to run at me ow oh P I got the fish we're going to fight an old favorite in here well well well thought you'd just help yourself to a man's personal belongings huh patches steeming little thief the gods demand repentance oh my God I ruined him immediately come on patches what you got you got [ __ ] wait wait please I surrender white flag oh come on patches enemy failed finally come round have you well I knew you would you're a man of Reason through and through so fun I'm so glad patches is back um if you don't know patches is in every single fromsoft game cuz I did bloodborne on the channel recently he's the guy that has like the spider face so it's the same head like the little bald man ah well what do you know you're tarnished like me now how did I get that wrong I took you for a demium or some such it's probably the face an innocent mistake I assure you well water under the bridge now we're squared up how about we play nice from now on sure forgive and forget as you always say life's to short patches and your life would have been very short if I kept swinging a true man of reason just what I like about you I'm a humble Lord patches the untethered tarnished like you only frees spited only for now those retired soldiers turned Bandits they're paying for my Gro in exchange for my well but honestly yeah so he opens up a shop for you I'll be ready to wheel um and he sells you some stuff don't forget to pop back I'll be ready to but he shows up later in the game as well so it's worth getting him oh plus he's just he's fun to have patches the lad God it's too warm in here I'm going to have to take off my socks I'm going to have to let these puppies breathe I have to let these toes these beans out into the wilderness um yeah let's go talk to blly cuz I didn't really go in here past the bear Bear's scary even like later in the game the Bears are still scary they're so tough they don't go down easy I mean they're Bears I know it's a land full of dragons and everything actually I take a dragon any day over the Bears that's what we needed to hear that howling cuz if you look up you can see BL I only on my recent playthrough I realized that you could actually see him I didn't realize you could actually see him on top of the tower and in the trailer for the game they showed blly like howling and I was like oh man that cut scene's not in the game and then I realized they just used a fancy camera angle of him howling up there so Blade's a cool guy but we can't talk to him yet we have to go back and talk to Caray about the Mistwood howling wait well you're back howl of a wolf in the Mistwood yeah I suppose he must still be skullking about I know why not meet him for yourself yes please next time you hear the wolf's howl make this signal right under the source don't fret there is nothing to fear I just have an ingling the two of you might hit it off finger snap goodbye bye kie um he gives you a gesture that you can use to get blly down out of his Tower blly is my favorite character in the game I think Kenneth height is great um but blly is just the coolest ow I hate that he I hate that he howls like a human howling cuz he's supposed to be like half wolf so at least half the Wolf Part of them how like an actual wolf uh we need the finger snap this one and then if you do that right under him there he is God he's cool he's so tall who goes there car sent you did he ever the bloody Busy Body H maybe to him you don't seem so strange the name's blood I'm looking for a man who goes by darell he fled somewhere nearby Al so I've heard come tell me if you find him before I do I can offer you ample reward we'll do um yeah a lot of people keep calling him blade cuz I guess if you look at the spelling of it it looks like blade but he literally calls himself blly it's just the name blly just spelled I think it's spelled the Welsh way uh I could be wrong on that but it spelled like differently darell is nothing and in need of a okay darell darell is here in the ever jail if you want to fight him play along come along and finish the quest yourselves even though a lot of you are probably playing the game and just looked up ftra [Music] life um that's one of the weird things about being able to play these I mean it's not early anymore the game's been out for a while but when I had the game first I had it a week before it came out and everything I was trying to learn I was like there's no information anywhere about this it's so bizarre to play a fromsoft game when there's no information from anybody yet uh but it makes it really fun cuz you're kind of playing on your own and I I can't like get influenced by outside things anymore uh so you enter the ever jail and then you're able to summon BL to fight darell blly the half wolf he's got such a cool sword as well I want to do a build as blly but I don't think his sword is like the strongest daro rotting in his cell is no True Justice no this is where it ends for you nice fight him mess him up ouch cuz this guy can be pretty tricky on your own oh um he does a lot of damage and he's very mobile or with the two of us we can accomplish anything blade when I meld in Lord BL I'll treat you well you have an you have a seat at my Round Table just like Arthur nice and you get blood hounds fighing for it this is a really cool sword but um it swings too slow for my liking I like Fast weapons even if they don't do as much damage per swing but FAS weapons are just so much more fun we did it BL we're such a good do God look how cool he is I want to be him right there you are had to work for it but it's done don't say I'm not a man of my word you're your price as things I to thank you oh yes I should say if you venture North to ra lucaria and come across a venerable blacksmith who's a little on the large side tell him I sent you he'll be sure to treat you right I owe you one a Reon nice he's talking about a blacksmith named EEG that's enough chitchat for now it's time we parted ways okay bye BL thank you for being awesome um that was definitely one that I wanted to do cuz I think he's such a you meet him later regardless um but I definitely wanted to show him off in an episode cuz he's just really cool I like him a lot he's my favorite character oh can you hear me yes help me I'm stuck hello Alexander is that you pman what's up Alexander oh my stars I'm so happy to see you I am Alexander also known as the Iron Fist and as you can see I'm stuck I sure can please can you help me out of this I will absolutely help you Alexander so in the previous Dark Souls game you had a character called SE something SE Meer SE word um and it was always like he was called The Onion Knight and he always wore the same armor every time in each game it was like a lineage of characters and it was always really fun and I think Alexander the ironfist is supposed to be Elden Ring's version of him cuz he kind of sounds like he is the same voice actor I'm not sure if he does but he's just as fun my thanks a thousand thanks just give me a good smack from the rear with something nice and big and I'll pop clean out I'm sure don't D give it say um hit you from the back with something nice and big Alexander I know I have no maidens but come on man um I don't think you actually need something big to hit him with like you don't need like a club or anything uh but we'll use one just for shits and giggles anything to dildo if you're brave enough Alexander there we go that a boy up and at him nice well played good sir well played oh That's mighty Wallop of yours almost spel the end of me he's so fun well I'm out now and that's what counts I and as a token of my appreciation I'd like you to have this exalted flesh I never ever use these thank you Alexander I'm such a good Elden Lord I'm going around helping the people I'm such a good Samaritan when I become Elden Lord Dingle bamp will remember all of you the little people once again the pleasure is mine I am the warrior John known as Alexander we know that I Journey to the east where I intend to further my education in the ways of the war and Beyond these lands lie the Scarlet rot lighted kalid wild disgusting and upon their southern Edge is red M Castle in which a festival of combat is being held I'd heard Whispers of such festivities before doesn't the notion set your breast a flatter he wants to fight I'll see you there Alexander at the festival but for now I have other places to go look at this giant dimple in the land you left beautiful look Alexander I'm you pumpkin head so we meet again huh my Powers have doubled since the last time we met pumpkin head oh my God literally ow God stop stop stop stop it let the madness end God I ruined them thank you for the sanctuary Stone I didn't even mean to run into you I was just coming down here to fight a tibia Mariner which I don't know what tibia means isn't that the name of an old like MMO type of game tibia what does it mean I don't know but in this game it means someone that you must kill very harshly and quickly you're going down boat man thing about these guys is that I can't bleed them are you going to vanish you going to go cry for your mom where are you boat [ __ ] skullking in the corners huh playing your fog horn damn I do good damage he summons these guys and then you have to like hit them on the ground again which I kind of like it's an upgrade for the the skeletons from like Dark Souls those ones you just have to kill twice or like there's been like different versions of them and different methods of killing them but having to kill them while they're on the ground is a cool one I think oh oh you can't hit me with a bolt the [ __ ] is wrong with you ah oh I got him nice easy ow God damn it easy easy smithing stones and death route don't mind if I yes there's one more thing I have to do here though wow look at all these dogs so many dogs good dog good dog do I have a key yes there's a Talisman in here that I want I'll probably switch it out later but it's good for now look at all these dogs I want a dog and green turtle talisman um I don't do guard counters so what's the point this increases my or my stamina recovery speed very vital but that does it for Lim grave for now we must go explore the lands of Leonia oh man it's so cool that it's like Dynamic time of day cuz all the Landscapes look completely different all the time and it's always so impressive let's talk to this lady hello is someone there my name is haa and I'm journeying in search of the distant light if I might be so bold as to ask would you donate any Shiri grapes in your possession to me my eyesight has been weak since birth you see I can't tell which way I'm supposed to go next but when I eat one of those grapes I can feel a distant light in the back of my eyes it will lead me to my true duty is a finger maen you want to be a finger maen it's just so happens that after that big weirdo that I killed um I got a shabiri grape I'll give it to you no problem Oh many thanks to you now I can feel the distant light once more you are most kind indeed May the blessing of the fingers be upon you g don't say the blessing of the fingers it sounds so gross you also look like that other lady Arena oh Arena I I did the thing I went and talked to her dad Edgar at M castle and gave him the letter and he was like no I must do my duty screw your duty man what about your daughter wait she's dead oh no who did it who killed her I'll find out who did it was it you I even got to bother talking to you cuz you have no information of value to me you're just a little bald bearded man and I have luscious luscious long hair looking him flowing in the wind uh L is a cool place I think it might be one of my top places in the game just cuz of how R lucaria kind of hangs in the distance all the time the academy don't worry I'll show you I'll show you the beauty of Leia that in the distance look how cool that is it's like Hogwarts it also is a magic school so it would stand to reason that it's a lot like Hogwarts surprise eat blades I think I can actually upgrade my blades I think I got enough smithing stones maybe after I kill all these guys maybe after I murder this tiny village thank you hold on sneak attack feel the power of dinkle bamp ha I am a just ruler I will be Elden Lord but for now I'm an [ __ ] and I kill where I please that's kind of useless to me there's a lot of things you get in this game that like playing bloodborne I know where all the items are cuz I've played it so often but I haven't played this one often enough to know what's good and what's not yet or like where every single item is cuz there's so many items you pick up everywhere all the time that's like oh an arteria leaf or a phoenix feather or a you know there's so many craftable items that I pick up and I'm like I don't care about this I I rarely ever use the crafting in this game um so the amount of stuff that I pick up I'm like I just kind of catalog it in the back of my head my ADHD brain is just like we don't care um I can level up though yeah cuz I got godric soul so we can go back and see what we get for it what am I leveling up deck we'll get that to 30 why not ooh but I do need can I get 1,800 out of this yeah I can there's bound to be be 1800's worth in these cuz you going to sell me a lantern you're new around here oh surprised you found me in my little Nook no matter no matter your money's as good as anyone else's why don't you dude you're standing right next to a sight of Grace ask me how I got my hands on them eh yeah Lantern oo you sell a lot of these as well though I might be surpassing though soon I'm not sure uh but we'll we'll cross that road when I get to it cuz I I should be able to upgrade now ah this is open now there you have it the two fingers remember everyone keeps talking about the fingers and being a finger maiden and serving the two fingers and everyone wants to put fingers in me these are the two fingers two big hairy scabbed fingers are you that new tarnished you've done well I am Ena the finger leader I love your music interpret the words of the fingers envo to the greater will mm look there the fingers trle to welcome you Shard bear so creepy let there wisdom wash over you great Elden ring root of the golden order anchor of all lands Giver of Grace Wellspring of all joy until it was shuted the tragic Corruption of the order has taken its tool across the realm life lies in ruin fallen to pieces foul curses and miseries spread unabating but the greater will has not abandoned the realm nor the life that inhabits it so it is that the tarnished are Guided by Grace called to act Brave tarnished your great R is a handsome Shard of the Elden ring seek another of its kind to become Elden Lord and restore the golden order let the words of the fingers guide you so cool so she's like a a communicator for the greater will through the two fingers the two fingers are theorized to be from from like a god that isn't around anymore or it is in like a spectral sense called the greater will and everything in this land is governed by that greater will that like Elden ring um and in the opening cut scene you saw Queen Marica shatter the Elden ring because her son Godwin was killed uh and Amica was like the first uh not Elden Lord but the first like what is it vassel for the greater will um so she operated under their sort of guidance and then shattered the Elden ring in uh what What's the word I'm looking for not repentance in sort of like rejection of the greater will because her son was killed in sort of a Madness um and we're trying to get pieces of that Elder when she shattered it it spread across the land and each of the demig Gods got a piece so that one that I got for killing godric um can you see it here yeah godric's great Rune devoid of an benediction seek the Divine Tower of lim grave which stands Beyond The Great Bridge from Stormville Castle which we need to go back and do as well um that's a piece of that Elden ring and it it has some sort of power within it uh that he was holding on to um so the the plan is to go and kill all the demigods to get all of these shards of the Elden ring and bring them back and make the Elden ring Hall again well a remembrance of gold has found its way into your possession demigods and even the crater of the Champions all human by the Earth tree upon their end into remembrances they are valuable indeed these remembrances yet how the power of their former she's talking about the soul I got from godric and should you wish to wield that same power well I will lend you the strength the strength of the fingers not Reco the fingers guide us all and yeah yeah yeah um so basically what she's saying is the remembrance of the grafted is just uh godric's Soul so from his soul you can either get the axe of godric which scales on strength and decks but because it's a a god weapon or at least like a boss weapon you can't change it you kind of just have to go with the stats it gives and that's across all of the sort of Dark Souls games um bloodborne you don't really do that you get weapons kind of like what the boss has used but Dark Souls and El elen Rings basically Dark Souls but shifted it's like they wanted to make another Dark Souls but didn't want to call it dark souls so they made Elden ring instead it's like an evolution of it it's a spiritual successor to it um because it has a lot of mechanics that are the exact same and getting weapons and armors and stuff from the bosses is a big thing in Dark Souls uh you can also get the graft the dragon which is it's like the dragon he picked off and put on his arm but it's shittier cuz it's it's fun because it's like a fist weapon but you like punch people with it and then it can breathe fire um but I'm not a Faith Build so it's kind of useless to me and this axe I'm not going to use either I have used it before but I didn't really like it um and I value the levels that I can get out of this a lot more which gives me 20K but also I need runes to be able to upgrade my weapons so it is a fun ax to use it has a lot of reach and its weapon ear is pretty fun now look at you those eyes tell a story of a Challenger whose f held his mouth look at my eyes F and well now lay out your arms um oh I can't upgrade them yet I need smithing Stone twos I could go back to that Merchant and buy them I spoke with the girl she has a gift for Spirit tuning so I told her everything I know I'm indebted to a spirit tuner I met long ago it was all I could do to honor her I'm I'm sorry I doubted you just don't ever ever ever doubt me ever again um so she upgrades your your summons greetings are you here for Spirit tuning um if you get grave glove WS you can upgrade your wolves or anything that you have I have a bunch of them now I have a little jellyfish a lot of people really like the jellyfish they use the jellyfish over and over again I think cuz it is able to poison some of the bosses but I've I've never really liked it cuz it's it's just one thing on its own and it I like when you have several characters that are able to take aggro unless you have a severe tank of a summon oh sorry I'm stealing all your butterflies uh smthing Stone twos yes that's enough to upgrade my weapons once each and get them to plus four which is fantastic cuz the thing about the thing you need to know about upgrading weapons and stuff oh your Divinity have mercy and gr me forgiveness the road is yet long a God is not easily failed but one day without fail you will have your wish so please grant me forgiveness Queen America huh you is it I didn't notice you there I'll be doing my job just lay out your own what about the prayer you were just saying those words were not meant for you I may be prisoner to you tarnished lot but my prayers are mine and mine alone well I've had my say fair enough oh man need two more oh wait it's up to plus five now nice I need six more smithing Stone twos we'll we'll get them eventually I have to go to a cave in liia anyway to get a whole bunch more um but I can level up a couple times I don't believe we've met what's up D I'm known as d i haunt down those who live in death and weed their death route his armor is so cool heed my warning those who live in death should be left well alone all the more should you spy a mariner among their unless you wish to lay down your life in vain I got a death route I killed one well well with a prowess for weed in death route H how would you like to earn the strength of beasts I would love that if you're inclined to haunt more of those who live in death and weade their death route then I'll introduce you to gank the Beast clergyman I have a matter of my own to attend to and the Beast himself wishes for someone to take my place what say you sure why not you know someone named gank with a Q at the end they just have to be a cool person very well show me your map he puts a a mark on your map that you can go find him um let's go do it the Mark is up here it's night time and it's raining I don't like the rain it's kind of a hidden little gate as well hidden in the trees I think this is another reason why I like waiting to play these games for let's plays as well because I'm not like farting around really lost and learning the whole game as I go I like being able to take people on the journey and show you as much of it as I can and kind of give like cuz I know the story now so I can give you insights into the story as we go and I feel like it it just leads to a fuller playthrough instead of being like Oh what does this mean what does that mean there's something to be said for that as well but I don't know I like playing the games on my own to begin with gry old's Dragon bar at that big boy Power stance had to do it to him there he is gank the Beast clergyman ooh here you go I smell it death feeded me tarnished bring more all deaths I shall Grant thee eye and Claw Feed me more okay what a cool voice CL marks healing the Beast eye I shall Grant the feed me so you bring all the Death rots that you get killing tibia Mariners and other such beasts and then he'll give you upgrades he gives you like Beast claw and stuff which are really fun but I'm not a Faith Build It feels like I tried a Faith Build and I hated it I feel like early on faith builds have such a hard time getting through the game and everything you get costs so much FP but it looks really cool um but I just was not having a fun time so maybe someday I'll go back and do a a faith build on my own I feel like they can be fun they're very flashy but I don't know just wasn't for me it's not my play style um we could go down here and I don't have a gold pickle foul foot once I get that we can go kill there's a dragon down there not that one a different Dragon we can go kill them and give you get like a 100,000 runes out of it um but also here those little guys that I passed the vulgar militia you can come here really quick and get gank and then come here and killing each one of them gives you a thousand runes so you can level up pretty quick like right at the start of the game until you get a better farming method but for me they were always a really great place to just get early runes excuse me Lads excuse me I have a map that I want to pick up thank you I can't I open it who's looking at me oh there we go nice we got a little chunk of it this place is massive well it's it's massive but there's not a whole lot to do in the middle of the lake um up there is a place that we're going by the way oh you were looking at me both of you how did I pass you nice and these weapons are really good good I like them a lot I like dual wielding it's very fun look how cool this is look that giant ass Moon a massive amount of stars oh you guys are everywhere I actually probably shouldn't be fighting every whoa prob we shouldn't be fighting every single one of you cuz let's face it it's not going to be worth it how many runes do you give me 72 not a lot that was part of my problem with the game when I got it first that I realized because of the open world nature of the game that the balancing was all off that you don't really get that much runes for killing stuff out in the wild CU you can go in any direction so they had to give you less so you didn't upgrade as fast and then you couldn't become as overpowered as early until people found ways around of course but with the linear games like Dark Souls bloodborne you get stuff so curated for you as you're going that the balance was a lot easier this one felt a little harder hey haetta hello is someone there can't you smell me would you donate any Shi grapes in your possession to me I'm on a pilgrimage in search of the distant light and when I eat one of those Crepes yeah yeah yeah light in the back of your eyes I I got you I'll put a oh wait there's a thing down for for you see this wasn't here when I played the game before and now they have like little things there that you can find people easier so nice I need to find a shuy grape though um right where are we going there are so many places that we can go here I can go down here do a boss get Kaiden or Caden however you want to pronounce it as a summon but I don't have enough FP to summon them yet there's a lot of stuff up here maybe we should go to the cave but I want to like I want to progress through this place naturally and not just like skip to the end of it because I know where I'm going yeah we'll go through the lake wait where does this teleporter bring me I always forget where they go so every time I find one it's like I found it for the first time again where am I going to end up please be somewhere cool and not just somewhere I've been oh nice I like that cuz it brings you here so it's like oh this is where I'm going this is the academy Rea lucaria this is the Magic School it also helps you dodge a bunch of guys earlier on but you get a map on how to get in whoa okay um oh we don't have everything unlocked yet so I need to go get go get this map piece which we will do right now but it helps me go backwards through this will I survive that if I jump off the answer was no that's a big negative on the survival rates of jumping off the site of that hey St America Ah that's actually worse probably the gray sight was right there my my runes are probably up there why did I do this this is so much worse I ended up on the opposite side so we got a map um that shows where the I mean I know where it is but just for fun a simple map on a corpse pointing to a meeting place so to get into the academy you need a glint Stone Key and this on the map is where that Glenstone key is which if okay if you look at the map together this is so silly you see the academy on the right and a town on the bottom so it's on the left in an island Academy on the right town on the bottom island did you figure it out were you playing along did you have fun I hope so God I again this game there's too much to do in this game for my brain to like organize so it's like where do where do I go first uh maybe over here H get this thing uh go there next when I played it the first time I was all over the place there was no organizational attempt at going places in a decent manner I was going everywhere all at once all the time and because fighting things is usually oh three smithing Stone twos nice fighting things usually takes more flasks and effort and time than it does the amount of runes you get out of them so I was like skipping a bunch of enemies just to explore cuz the exploration was more fun than the fighting for no runes which it kind of still is I feel like a lot of people are going to fall into that trap cuz you go up and you smack something and you realize you do like 50 damage to it it's like well I'm not going to kill you cuz the bar didn't move okay that's where the key is but there's a dragon guard in it we're going to pull off the greatest heist in history cuz as cool as I am as strong as I am and as cool as dinkle bamp may be I don't think I'm ready to take on that Dragon Easy Does It Easy Does It he's just waking up from a big nap he has no idea you're here let me just get the key and get out of here easy easy does it there buddy easyy does it have a nice old snooze have a nice old snooze for yourself and don't even worry about me oh God I keep thinking he SE excuse me thankfully dragons are blind he didn't suspect a thing and I got away with the goods we just robbed a dragon that's got to feel good and there's a sight of Grace over here so he'll never know that we were there the perfect Escape wow again I've played it so many times but I'm still just blown away by how this game looks it's so atmospheric I get so into it every time then you look behind you and you see Hogwarts like looming in the distance it's amazing there's so much to do and see uh but I want to go to this cave cuz it's one of the more important ones in the game oh bell boy H pick it up what is it somber smithing Stones I don't need those yet but they are good to have for the future oh so cool B churches in session ah God damn I want to get like mod tools for this so I can just explore the world like I want to be able to get a free roaming camera that I can just pull back and check out out how everything looks um did I get rid of my marker yes cave this one's important because you get a lot of valuable upgrade materials but it also gives you a a bell bearing which is useful for upgrading your weapons I missed a thing up there hold on hold on classic fromsoft having you jump off the elevator early to get something that's it cracked crystals classic fromsoft [ __ ] everywhere yeah the boning get [ __ ] on where are you hiding somber Stones okay again they're going to be useful later but oh I didn't put on my thing my Lantern one of the more vital upgrades in the game cuz now I can actually see where I'm going I'm not looking in the dark like the shabiri grape girl with the blindfold over her eyes what's up boys have you heard the good word of the Bonk oh I didn't want to aim for you but I'll take it right up your ass smithing Stone twos let's go oh nice I do want to get over there though there's a a crystal but I often die trying to run over to it cuz it's in a very awkward to reach place oh Lord cuz you kind of have to like you know you have to Sprint to get to it but there's very little room to Sprint so I always like run at the wall and then I have to turn around and jump over or I just fall to my death and that's hilarious all right attempt number two we're going to do it this time I can feel it oh I don't like the way that camera is wobbling on me though see how do I just like that I am a magician and then you don't want to do the same mistake here boom ah oh oh oh okay I did it I did it I never have to do it again okay bye bye I hate you I hate you all I'm going to be so powerful going into the rala fight it's going to be awesome uh okay I can medium roll if I take my gloves off the gloves are off buddy I mean business now H don't like having the gloves on my hands anyway it ruins the tactile feel of M murder I like feeling it oh yeah good force feedback on that one look at all these beautiful stones for a beautiful boy and all these cracked crystals for nobody cuz why would you ever use them I think they make glint like cuu glint Stone stuff like that guy you crush it in your hand and it does whatever I don't like that because I'm a a man of culture is there anything to get falling off this side no there's probably something on the other side though right in front of me that I missed now that's fine speed is of the essence speed speed no fear oh as long as you don't look down you can't get hurt emotionally well that missed but I'll not make that same mistake again buddy boy nice look at all these beautiful stones for me thank you um oh yeah I was going to say at the round table before hug started saying all his prayers at the Angelus at 6 p.m. but he a lot of your damage from your weapons actually comes from the weapon itself a lot of people tend to think that the scaling is more important oh you weirdos oh God oh God mad puppets but I think most of your damage actually comes from upgrading your weapons sh no one can know I'm here stealthy silent as a church mouse I don't like these guys I thought I would actually do more damage to oh wait I can if I do this oh God God damn it so many arrows stop think of the children nice wait did they change that Bloody slash it makes it cuz they updated the game today cool even cooler it's just looking like an absolute badass right now um they upgraded the or updated the game today but I don't know if they changed anything like that oh nice oh God oh God I forgot that that actually takes Health off of me to do that was a bad idea who let me do these things who's leaving me on supervised watch this be like a mushroom Crystal knife just as useless but not as visually unappealing all right I'm back into Bonk mode oh you guys just are the suckiest oh Lord this is a mistake this is a huge mistake cuz he's very strong and he's got friends what's it like to have friends must be nice they say okay I need to kill [ __ ] over there don't you dare don't you dare bring that garbage into this house ooh and beautiful Stones all for me look at that that's so satisfying where's the boss at the end of this area this is it the crystal dude the blue crystal Dude any of you know write it down in the comments so I'll see it after the video goes up and I already know what it is and I'm asking for no reason but you know I like to make it feel like you're here that you're actually a part of this conversation I can't just be sitting here yelling things at you all the time most of the time yeah but not all the time there's a thing up there greedy greedy yes indeedy I'm very low on uh flasks though that was weird somber Stone don't mind if I yes we going to have so many somber Stones by the time we actually get rivers of blood which I now realized playing this game in my spare time with Evelyn I realized that everybody who invades us is using rivers of blood I was using it before it became like The Meta weapon of the day like I I thought it was really cool once it got once the game got patched and I was like oh cool arcanes fixed finally rivers of blood will be good and then 4 days later everybody's using it now I look like a fool it is that guy I'm going to summon uh nobody cuz I'm just cool like that I don't need them and it's not cuz I don't have the FP for it okay a lot of you guys have been talking about how it's cuz I don't have the FP for it but I do I just don't want to all right now you're [ __ ] so you break his outer shell and then you can just do whatever you want okay these still do [ __ ] all damage ooh but what if I did this okay plan I got a new bubble nice that looks so cool hell yeah I got uh a physic that now I mean this bubble is the one everyone uses because it basically negates a single hit so if a boss is going to like bring the whole town of Melbourne down on top of your head then you negate the attack and then you get extra one you know it's pretty sick it's pretty cool everyone's using it whatever uh back to the round table I have I have things oh hello nefi what's up you again I thought you'd receive a summons to the round table cuz I'm cool NE L we met at storm Vil uhuh I'm glad to see you here I'd never forget abs like that I have something for you I found it in godric's grafting grounds you were the one to defeat him I would Hazard make good use of it I was I don't intend to make a habit of Scavenging corpses nice you get your Arsenal charm uh I'm more of a man united fan myself um but Arsenal are cool whatever I I just I'll put it on uh these are the H's ring from Dark Souls they raise your equip load so you can put on heavier armors which actually I can put my gloves back on these ones are better ah yes I wonder if you've met my foster father he's in his study the room entes guarding just over there if you haven't already I advise you introduce yourself father is leader of the round table I'm sure talking to him will be worth your while okay that's cool and all but I have other things to do right now uh so that Bell bearing I just got allows you to buy smithing Stones here just one and twos but incredibly valuable what's up encha wow don't talk my ear off yeah so this dude Gideon offir is her dad you've received the wisdom of the two fingers have you not then I bid you welcome as a true member of the Round Table he also really loves to talk Gideon ofer as at tarist who wishes to stand before the Elden ring and become Elden Lord I am accumulating knowledge to be all knowing you now belong to a select group of fellows as such I ask that you remain constant is in like my bowel movements dude I drink top of the morning coffee every single day like it's right there an advertisement in every video go buy some I may be the owner of the company and the inventor of coffee but I stand by it that it's absolutely delicious coffee you'll be after more great runes now eh you'll be after more great runes to divulge a little knowledge the inheritors of the great runes The Shard bearers we of the Round Table know the location of five of them including the one you defeated godric the grafted Lord of storm Vil General radan who fought melenia and her rot to a standstill in the kalid Wilds pray to Reichard lord of the volcano manner of Mount gmir morot the grace given veiled Monarch and Lord of lame Dell and renala queen of the full moon ruler of R laria's Academy that's where we're going you'll still be after more great runes won't you uh duh right now I want to ask about your daughter outside like she had she seeing anyone I understand you've been speaking to Nephi she's my daughter I took her in when she lost the guidance of Grace though air wheed in Barbarian her youthful credulity suited my purposes so I put her to work do not hesitate to employ her should her Services benefit you despite her looks she is more than capable in the Press of battle despite her ugly face and that she just throws around and acts like an absolute [ __ ] Barbarian even though she's a useless piece of [ __ ] and I hate her and I only brought her in cuz she lost her grace feel free to summon her anytime you want okay okay bye Gideon weirdo it's about time I headed off I'll See You Again Warrior should the Fate stain it okay I'll see you soon bestie nice now I have a plus eight bloody Simer and a plus seven bloody cimeter we haven't even fought ranala yet ranala I hardly know her that was a bad joke right what are we doing next what is my stinky brain want to do I don't have enough for levels so let's I mean we could just go straight to rala I am geared to kill right now you can skip her too if you want you can head all the way up to the Altus Plateau by going in here uh but you don't want to do that because you'll get your ass beat and you'll miss all of this and you do have to fight rala eventually so about the storm Veil there's something cool I want to show you something that I feel like is pertinent to the lore of the game and I'm not really sure of the answer of it because I don't know I don't think anyone really knows the answer to it yet but it's over this way in case you've never seen it having accents like this in the game is very bad cuz all I want to do is imitate him got some kri c c I never know to pronounce it anybody from uh that region of the world want to correct me I say that region of the world cuz I actually don't know where they're from um come over this way yeah a lot of the Accents in this remind me of Game of Thrones which I mean George or ameran did help write some of the game o nice could I done with that actually before before I bought a bunch of them um but I think I mean fof games have always had British accents in them anyway but I think this game is Just A Cut Above it's really fun I like a lot of the sort of Northern English accents Welsh accents I don't know if there's any Irish accents in the game actually I haven't really come across them there's a couple in Dark Souls 2 I know ebody are just chilling but I'm a villain I'm going to Rayman cuz my brother's Simon my God there's a lot of you down here kind of feels like you were you actually were having a slumber party and I interrupted everything look at that that literally looks like cliffs in Ireland where is that it's the site of Leia the west side of it which funny enough looks like the west of Ireland some s tree yes I will take that very very nice nice I completely missed this on like my first three playthroughs of the game as well I only found it cuz Evelyn told me can I make that oh God I'm so impatient sometimes I'm like I can make that and then I can't and kill myself by accident see arteria leaves what do they do what do they craft I don't think I've ever gotten the crafting book that used them I don't think I've ever crafted anything that uses them now that's on me cuz I don't actually craft a lot in the game but I'm convinced that they're useless what's up bat boys um let's go this way there's an item oh that wasn't my fault he walked off the edge he took an extra step I went off the edge and he just decided to float his way down okay easy does it there evil Canal okay now you did it Grand perfect that death doesn't count I'm not accepting that one how dare you he just loves floating all right uh oh wait no the boss isn't here just's A bunch of rats screw it run past them they stink I hate them oh what are you Rancor call oh I was hoping that that would be like a smithing Stone I came all the way back for poison Bloom stupid oh no I have to sneeze in the bosses in here this might actually be hard I normally come back here way later I can do it I'm cool ouch I'm going to be Elden Lord if I can't defeat this guy then I don't deserve it ouch okay put on the bubble the bubble will protect all can I bleed this guy can't remember aha I picked up the item the throwing ERS are mine fool I can bleed him oh that was easy I'm just really strong like that let's go Elden Lord dinkle bamp uh we need a cool like yeah just like that tingle bamp took him down all right the thing I wanted to show you was in here look at that big face so cool this was in the trailer for the game and I totally missed it on my first few playthroughs not shocking considering you you have to go all over the place in Stormville to get it Prince of death's pusle what does this do raises vitality o fitted pstu taken from facial flesh raises vitality Vitality governs resistance to the effects of death oh so it helps against death blight it is said that this postle came from the Visage of the prince of death he who used to be called Godwin as first Dead of the demigods it said he's buried deep under the cap Capital at the her trees Roots we're going to go find him eventually and this face is going to be very vital um you see all these tendrils that are coming out of the mouth of it these are a result of death blight which is in effect if you play Dark Souls you get curse in that which is like a status that they put clouds all around you and then you get curse and it's awful and it kills you instantly that in this game it's called Death blade but it's under this giant like what would you call it it's like a squid face just has this big like flat mouth on it it's really cool we get a better look at it as we're going up this ladder um but for a long time I didn't know what it meant it has like a a nipple forehead as well just really really cool looking I mean that sings to my uh Aesthetics a lot and my tastes in anything like giant monster thing of course that's me but like giant Cosmic sort of eldrich being cthulu like just really really cool I can't believe I missed it the first time but it's going to have have significance for us later oh and I didn't fight you yet either I think we're well capable of fighting you now ouch I say as I get my ass beat oh my God hey there we go oh we bleed so fast it's awesome what are you doing oh put it down put it down you're not worth it you don't even get anything room just Pride I guess uh we do have to do something else in Stormville though um come back out and go there this might actually bring me exactly where I need to be if not then to damn it all don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me I'm a ice boy I'm a nice boy don't hit me don't do it ow ow ow ow oh God Dodge it Dodge it ah Jesus oh my poor little ankles oh not again not again not again not again not again oh just run oh pretty much nailed that I think it looked cool doing it too okay sneak cuz there's a big boy over there even late game these guys are [ __ ] hard to fight they jump all over the place this kind of stuff reminds me of Dark Souls 2 I don't like Dark Souls 2 I know a lot of people don't like Dark Souls 2 um I just don't like how the game feels I think the interconnectivity of the world is all over the place but a lot of people are like staunch Defenders of Dark Souls 2 if you like it that's fine I'm not going to [ __ ] on anyone's parade for me I just really don't like it I think it's slow I think it's sluggish it makes you feel like I'm playing underwater but it does do some cool stuff and some of the environments are cool um but that area reminds me of the way down to the looking last night all right that Tower that's where we're going also does anyone know why the UR Trey is seethrough on this side whenever I get to this I'm always like wait I can see right through it what's up giant boys wait you guys can actually hit each other so maybe I should just let you guys go to town on one another or it could just look really cool and kill you all oh that is not enough I'm pretty damn strong okay nice nice nice so cool I'm awesome no on Unstoppable you didn't drop any items did you nope just you and me big boy just you and me okay I got you I got you you're going down you're going down giant man I'm not even going to knock you over I'm just going to smack your ankles until you regret everything okay well like don't do that that he's just delaying the inevitable sick so fun uh but yeah whenever I get a a rune from defeating one of the bosses you have to come to one of these towers to activate it you don't really activate it until you use a rune Arc it's very confusing fromsoft and giant doors name a better Duo this is cool when you finally reach the top of the tower and you realize that there's another set of two things ERS up here but these ones are dead or at least appear dead it's so bizarre I'm I'm not really sure what this means cuz one could surmise that the two fingers are like the fingers of a God and that God has like two fingers on each hand it's like a T-Rex um but then you see these two fingers and they're also part of the golden order and the UR tree and everything like that and they're governing the runes so is it like two fingers on one hand and maybe this God has a bunch of fingers and like they just chop them off cuz it kind of seems like that but it also seems like not that so I don't know great Rune restored so I mean it kind of seems like this one is chopped off from something but maybe we learn more or maybe we're just not destined to learn more maybe that's the ambiguity of it and the beauty of these types of games like not giving you everything um so godric's great run this great Rune is known as the anchor ring found in the center of the Elden ring the first demigods were the Elden Lord Godfrey and his offspring the golden lineage um so Godfrey is the first Elden Lord um if you've ever seen him and he's probably the one you've seen a lot of in the promotional material for this he's the guy with the axe and like the lion with him that's like has white fur um that's Lord Godfrey the first Elden Lord and his golden lineage are his kids you'll start noticing a pattern in the game that the kids are named after their parents in a similar fashion like Godfrey had a son named godric um and then other people like uh ranala is the daughter of another one and it's named after an r and the Queen Marica had kids and they're named after M's so everybody's kind of named after their parents in some sort of fashion kind of like me actually my father's name was John and my name is Shawn and Shawn is Irish for John like the Gaelic version of it so I guess it's kind of the same and I think I mean correct me if I'm wrong Korean people but I think Korean people name their kids after their parents um or at least take one syllable from their parents' name and integrated into their kids names I I can't remember it like um like if your name was something Jin that you would put Jin into your daughter or your son's name um and they'd have two other syllables with it as well CU there it's it's always done in threes um like Lee June Park or whatever um or parkle June um and then you would take pieces of that and put it into your kids name but I'm not sure I've always kind of remembered that very sparsely and I've always kind of wanted to look into it again so please let me know any Korean people who watch me if any uh let me know like the actual reasoning for that and how it works cuz I I want to learn about it again we're all for an adventure head to the Village of the Alban orics right under here damn that looks cool this game looks cool I love the fog hanging over all of the lake as well dude if you don't like this game if you don't think this game looks epic then I don't even want to know about it I don't even want to know you you must share all of the same opinions that I do or else get out of here there we're heading up there to the Village of the Alban orics cuz there's a a little part of nef's quest that I want to do is she here no have to do something else this stuff is very berserk to me they sort of like there there's so many towns in berserk where there's people just hanging off poles like this it's awful looking um but also like gothically very I mean it's it's weird to say this looks gorgeous when it's a bunch of people being hanged um but you know what I mean there's something like morbidly aesthetic I'll just stop talking here's nefi nefi you start saying things now oh it's you well what do you make of it what's happened to this Village I witnessed a sight much the same in my infancy the oppression of the week murder and pillage unchecked a waking Nightmare made by men yeah men are awful like I am a man and I try and live my life to the best of my ability but collectively men are just the worst but this time I'm a woman grown hell yeah and though the suffering cannot be undone I can still meet out justice justice to the oppressors me let the scars I carve remind them I am nef L Warrior hell yeah let's go girl um all right let's grab this larva here this is for respecing later if you want to do it I mean I probably won't but it's good to have nonetheless I wish this Village was bigger like it's a cool place and like [ __ ] up [ __ ] is happening here and there's lore here and everything but it's it's actually a really really tiny part of the game I think that tends to happen a lot with some of the areas in this game that there's so many of them that some of them aren't that well fleshed out or there's just not a whole lot to them like these guys come back later and there's relevance to them but I think just in regards to how big this area is it's it's kind of nothing sorry I know you're just taking a break or whatever but you could turn on me at any moment and I don't know that um yeah cuz this there's another place called The Windmill Village that we'll get to later which is one of my favorite places in the whole game aesthetically and then you get there and it's kind of over in 5 minutes there's not a whole lot to it I know not every place has to be as big as like storm Vil or Mount gilir but I don't know would just be cool if they were oh that is so much bleed God damn you got wrecked you didn't even have a chance to attack nice what's this part with late oned you ask please no dear me I have a clue no secrets lie with me not a one I have a clue please leave me be no wait then you're not one of them well what a relief Goodness Me I am Alas and aloric as you can see he sounds like he's from the south of Ireland the whole village is finished the cursed mongers have destroyed everything no one that remains has their wits about them I beg you would you look after this Medallion you must keep it out of the curs he also has a bit of Welch in him okay this is really important for one of the areas I I didn't know he was here you should meet the young aloric latena then please give it to her ooh latena is good actually I okay again I didn't know this guy was here on my first few few playthroughs cuz I there was no notes lying around the play saying like Hey try rolling or whatever so I just completely missed him um and then I missed latena and I missed the whole H tree section the first time through the H tree is awesome the boss that not so much I mean she's cool but melenia can suck a massive giant bag of dicks ow H okay we're fighting a boss that's right there above my head but he's tricky so we're going to call in nef L Warrior she's going to help I like nefi I like giving her a chance I don't like Summoner to fight godric cuz it just doubles up his health and makes him kind of too hard uh um but she's cool she got dual axes I kind of again I want to do a build like that as well I want to do all the builds but I also want to do all this to progress her story okay here he comes watch out nelli this guy hits like a [ __ ] truck but I bleed baby get him neelly oh God he bled you to half Health instantly my God doesn't this fight remind you of the ca demon in Dark Souls 1 he um he has dogs all around him as well he has the same two kind of weapons he just the same sorts of attacks yes nefi yes get him yeah baby nice and then she's just gone they don't even waste any time this time of getting rid of them it's just like we did it I gone thanks for help out I gone Moon Arc nice cool that's it that's the aloric village short right so sad so he talked about Lenna who is someone we can go find um I she's somewhere along this [Music] um lasar ruins that's those ones I think oh God giant crab she's to the west of the lasier ruins is what Gideon says if you go back and show him the secret Medallion but I know where to go so I'm not going to go back and waste my time talking to Gideon [ __ ] face got him uh so let's see if I can find it again it's like a cave somewhere along here yeah here nice okay okay that was easy the Lakeside Crystal Cave hold on need me lamp I need eyes in the dark Lads should I can't be seen anything if I'm going in Blain oh wait this place actually sucks doesn't it I thought I just went through the cave and came out the other side and she was there but oh wo ter leaves an avocado thanks a banana same energy arterially thanks everybody dies everybody a spear Talisman nice I assume for thrusting weapons also as a note to game devs whenever you put a waterfall in your game you are obligated to always put something behind it no matter the waterfall no matter how big how small there always has to be something something behind it because that will never not be fun and never not be cool and make me feel like some sort of Genius like even if it's behind every single waterfall in the game and everyone I find has a little cave in it I'll always feel good about that just do it for me please do me a solid as a random Irishman on the internet oh fi off snails oh so annoying that's the most annoying thing in a from soft game is the tiny enemies who are able to attack so often wolves dogs bats Birds snails this has to be the boss yeah what are you Blood Hound Knight oh God okay you might actually prove to be a little tricky okay I'm trying to back back away to summon my things and it's going to get me killed okay can you just back off for one second okay worth worth worth okay put on your bubble now we'll have a fight oh oh little baby little baby he's going to kill me he's absolutely going to kill me get him wolves he hurt me he hurt Papa dude he just annihilate all my Wolves at once nice nice he [ __ ] he [ __ ] I don't think you can teabag in the game now I've done it to so many people in PvP uh when they invade when I'm playing with Evelyn and I mean I don't feel good about it but I also giggle every time so let that be what I have you yay we did it we're out the other side now we get to talk to Lenna foul tarnished what you want why is everyone GRE me like that hearing brute that I possess no such Medallion or have you come to take more from me was my other half not enough no I'm a good guy I'm a really good guy except everyone keeps talk talking to me like talking down to me foul tarnished you Maiden foul tarnished Baby [ __ ] be nice to me I could kill you if I want do you speak true so old alus entrusted his medalian to you no foolies then I have no choice but to trust that this was his dying will let's try again I'm Lenna an Alba noric the same as old Al what is an Al my apologies for my co words earlier I presume the worst seeing that you're another tarnished like that all hearing brute I hope that you will forgive me sorry lien I'm looking up the meaning of aloric white gold essentially means white gold Albin white or bright and oric meaning of gold interesting The Medallion is better off in your hands anymore anyway would you consider doing me a great service sure I must go back there is something I must do even if I must say farewell to my wolf Lobo no will you show me the way to the land of micholas Hal tree if you accept I would gladly apprise you of the whereabouts of the medallions are half I already know thank you kindly they say the other half of The Medallion is beyond the F Castle soul yeah yeah yeah I know I know where it is um but you can get her as a summon then I suppose it's time farewell Lobo my faithful wolf my better half I will go with the tarnished so that our journey will not have been in vain forgive mea it's really sad that she has to leave her wolf I think he's dead but uh or upon me when needed and I will fight at your side how are you doing that how are you a voice in my head uncool we just met and she called me foul tarnish now she's talking in my brain I don't like that oh Runar nice farewell Lobo may you rest in peace oh [ __ ] I forgot that this happens when you come back to the round table en is pissed cuz I got the half of The Medallion so I got to fight him Andie you're going down down into the ground Ena you okay hold on hold hold on where is it where is I don't have a pointing down emot in the ground nice but because of that now I get his armor which I feel like is one of the sickest pieces of armor in the entire game it's not better than the helmet I have but fashion Souls is a thing for a reason and it's all medium armor and I can wear it now look how cool I am witness me I'm a Skelly boy uh bro what about your your guy like what was that about oh my apologies for that nasty business Ena got rather ahead of himself it seems as his master I'd like to express my regret but now Ena is slain and gone finished forever more that's it man you don't really have any like loyalty to him at all I'm literally here wearing his skin in front of you and you're just like oh well he's gone bye it's cold Gideon it's time Ray luara here we come I have my Glenstone key now I can head on in now we're going to go fight rala but we're able to look around the academy that I kept seeing B again basically just Hogwarts they should just have called it Hogwarts in the game why not I can go in and find Harry I'm not going to get that sight of Grace cuz I feel like I'd just get one when I go up the elevator and then I honestly feel like when you're in the smaller locations like this like apart from the open world you get so many sites of Grace in these tiny areas and you don't know which ones are like forward cuz everything's kind of like wrapped around itself I never know which one I've come to and which I haven't but look at that oh what a cool looking area it looks so good I love the kind of magic that's hanging in the air as well like there's so much magic around here that it's just hanging in the air oh now I remember why the the sight of Grace is there cuz these guys suck and they might kill you if you suck luckily I do not I love this armor it's so cool I'm going to use this for a while um okay these puppets kind of suck Well they suck cuz as soon as you hit them and get them to half Health they start freaking out and they start like doing nuts and attacking you even more so it's like you need to kill them quick which I can do with this oh sick that was fun okay maybe it's not slower that felt good wow I just love that idea that fofs always do that whenever you get into an area you can kind of see where you're supposed to be going all the time they just have such a good way of creating their level design it's just interesting but also amazing to look at uh I'm going around here cuz I don't want to fight any of those guys they're stinky they grab you they take your FP and your health they don't give you much they're annoying to kill they're just a bad time all around plus I can come in here and do that and be all awesome oh you get them as a summon neat I didn't mean to do that but okay um that dog didn't see anything okay running past you running past you bye excuse me excuse me oh come on oh oh [ __ ] so annoying so annoying so many [ __ ] dogs so annoying oh I wanted to jump on the elevator but okay nice yeah back up back up get out of my sight I don't have any way of bringing up myself I need to put a a blue flask on eventually H up I think getting out of that blood move actually takes longer now but I could be wrong I'm just going to keep doing this nice woo those guys can be tough and I forgot old dinkle bamp dinkle bm's going to cure the world of all this fishness oh God I got nervous for a second all right you can write this all the way around but I'm not going to do that I don't want to take this and that I'm one of these how did I miss how did you miss that that Jesus Christ you're all over the place the music in this place is so weird as well it feels like it feels like you're in Disneyland like everything's all magical which I mean makes sense oh secret wall by the way it makes sense since you are in a magical land uh I'm not going around there you got to if you're a mage build it's worth going around there cuz you get a helmet that increases your stuff but I'm not that I love that they bleed so fast this section is annoying there's just so many of them everywhere all the time I mean I'm lucky that I take them down so quick but then there's a giant pot in the corner dude I'm friends with Alexander he can vouch for me are you going to come over this way or not oh god oh Jesus Christ okay I'm out I'm out I'm I'm just going to go back here that was just a sign from the heavens that that's not going to work out that was the games way of telling me good luck buddy shouldn't have that equipped if I'm not actually you know what I'm going use explosive stones on you I'm going throw rocks at you until you burst well that was [ __ ] useless wasn't it oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah give me your meat dumplings uh-oh I'm actually not as full health as I thought that is not it oh God my reckas I've just ingested a bunch of sulfur oh look at these Dodges look at these Dodges you'll never hit me oh one man army that was really cool oh I forgot I have to fight the wol of rigon oh he stinks ow walked right into that one you know when you remember some bosses and you're just like oh God why like he's fine he's cool I guess um but he just jumps all over the place and it's hard for me to hit him with this build but hopefully I do enough bleed um secret stuff over here as well is it all Mage it's all Mage related I'm not going to do it but secret stuff there if you want it um right we have latena on our team now she fires arrows she's cool do I have enough FP to summon her uh no cuz I'm low on FP so I actually need to go reset ah ah run ah no you don't see me I am the wind I am the knigh they go around this way they're everywhere oh God oh God oh God Serpentine okay now summon Lieutenant immediately nice nice nice nice get him lutena oh my God he just took half your [ __ ] Health ouch oh my God stop jumping around and take your lumps nice nice keep him busy all right I didn't get hurt ow I got hurt I got hurt again I I'm almost dead Lieutenant save me oh my God stop [ __ ] jumping around the place like I know that's your thing like you have an advantage and you're using it but it's so annoying wait what happened to lutena oh did she get hit by the magic oh [ __ ] oh nice lutana that one for you lutena where' you go oh God like that I killed him lutena hey hey he sounded like the the guy from the Lego commercials hey what if I told you there's a big ball and it wants to kill you how would you react would you be scared horrified ow ow normally I dodge through that that that's how I'd react by the way but I don't have time I have to kill moonram what even is a moon grum huh Al so I think he can Parry me and I think he loves doing it [ __ ] I'm not sure I may have to look it back in the instant replay but I think he can Parry me round two round two oh clean clean as a whistle whistles are pretty clean cuz you spit into them all the same they're self cleaning okay let's go again buddy boy I didn't know he could I didn't know he could do that to my running l1's you dirty dirty man all right I'm pulling it out I'm pulling it out the Dick's coming out what this man must be stopped can you you can't Parry those right I don't do that much damage okay now you're not parrying can't Parry when you don't have a shield [ __ ] oh putting that flask to your mouth glub Glo w a sippy oh baby want his bottle I give you a bottle a bottle of these nuts I feel good about that one feel real good ow she's smacking me with the Bible oh Lord oh not the New Testament my face it's more of an Old Testament kind of face Jesus she's like have you heard the good word right boss time we're going to fight ranala Queen of the moon or something I'm also going to use a rune Arc for this so you can see that I have in the top left you can see that I have godric's Rune equipped um but but it's not active yet until you use a rune Arc which then grants you the affinities of that which does a lot godrick one is really strong early on because it it adds plus five to all of your attributes so all of these Vigor mind and Juran strength dexterity intelligence Faith Arcane all get plus five when you have that equipped so early game it's really powerful I mean it's still pretty powerful even to late game but just it boosts everything for you this fight could go really quick or I might get ruined in the second [Music] phase dirty child biting my feet so creepy that's why I hate children Hush little Calver I'll soon birthy a new a Sweeting fresh and pure we got issues lady okay first phase simple you just need to kill the ones that are glowing and it cracks her egg but finding them isn't always easy where is she oh I hear you singing stop flinging books at me okay I'm not going to read the Bible maybe it's Harry Potter actually cuz they're in a school of witches okay can I do this no this is going to take longer normally I can get her dead in like one goal no God one more swing I should have swung and then done the blood blade that would have worked oh the singing one is always the one I always play this on TV I never play it with headphones if you just follow the singing you find the [Music] child I hear you child your voice is terrible okay still not bad but it feels great when you kill her all in one go best Boss Arena the game's loading it in it needs a moment my my beloved have no fear I will hold thee patience ye will be countless born forever and ever so cool upon my name is rannie the witch mother's Rich Lumber shall not be disturbed by thee foul trespasser send word far and wide oh of the last queen of karia grard of the full Mo [ __ ] yeah so dope and the Majesty of the night she conjure I love that like Steely determination like all right play time's over okay now summon whoa okay she's doing a moon she's doing a mo Moon lutena you might be dead lutena watch out oh the moon's coming for me actually that moon hits you you take more magic damage for the rest of the fight oh God liutenant died instantly come over giant oh summoning Giants are we what a [ __ ] tactic I think he should go away after a little bit bit get her get her get her get her get her you're so annoying fight your own fight I say as I summon latena at the beginning and have her die oh god oh no no no you don't even do that that much damage with certain things but oh God just I don't want to take that risk you know oh God you and your [ __ ] moons oh God don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me you made a mistake giant Jesus oh Jesus enough with like the Giants and [ __ ] okay no no no no just die let's go dear da hell yeah leave thy night into being so awesome that's a fun fight I'm a little underleveled for it um but it makes it more challenging it makes it more fun if I just blast through them allall then it's it's not that fun but first try where did he flee my sweetings come out from when ye hide there are books and light a plenty did not come out say I or will he be gravestones so she's not dead um what I think happens is that in the first phase you actually fight her and then she gets knocked down and then Ronnie the witch who we've met who gave me the Wolves she went by Rena then but she was she was being sneaky um she comes and then conjures that that second phase I think is all just a spell it's an illusion also feet glorious feet I put a note down when I was playing multiplayer when the game came out that said something about feet and I got so many appraisals for it it was kind of funny yeah but that was rala another one in the bag uh let's upgrade decks again I want to I want to get decks closer to like 40 myet okay yeah where did you flee my sweetings where did he flee my I I don't want to go there again I want to go here yeah cool fight if you're a mage that fight gets really really hard because she's very resistant to that but bleed I feel like just kind of depletes her health bar at the beginning so quickly well I'll to you for that is actually not a great summon for any of these fights either oh I don't have any of these cuz she just dies too quickly um but yeah that I think that's going to do it for this episode I think that's a good place to end it there's there's a lot more in Leia of the Lakes um but I kind of did the most relevant stuff for me there's a bunch of stuff up here on the left that I'll do next time but the map pieces like all the way up here and then we're leading into this area later anyway so I'll do all of that next time but I feel like we got a good lot done I want to finish the episode on beating rala cuz that's a fun one to end it on so after you beat her then you can Respec so if you don't like the build that you have let's say you're fighting a bunch of stuff and you're like man this really doesn't gel well with my play style I want to be a melee Builder I want to be a mage or whatever you can Respec at her and you get that larit here at the Village of the Alban orics that lets you do it for free so you just reallocate all your attributes cuz by the time you get here you're pick up a bunch of weapons and spells and things that you're like man I get a lot of faith stuff I want to be a Faith Build so it's fun play around with it um I feel like it's it's worthwhile uh respecing your character to be whatever you want it to be there's no right or wrong way to play this game and I think that that's the beauty of it there's so so much build variety um that I think it's fun but anyway that's going to do it for this episode thank you guys so much for watching it don't forget to subscribe and like the video so this goes out to everybody and you're up to date when the new episodes come out and next time we're heading up into the Altus Plateau through this little cave here and we're going to head on and then we're going to fight uh stuff there and go up to mount gilir and head on towards PR to rad and then next time after that maybe next time I don't know we'll head into the kid Wilds a bit and head over towards redan's place and do some fun stuff there but thank you guys so much for watching and I'll see you in the next one thanks for helping out I gone

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don't feel like it's worth really" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 26.76, "text": "putting in the video because it's just" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 28.48, "text": "backtracking a lot um I want to go in" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 30.119, "text": "the Mistwood as well so we can meet BL" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 32.96, "text": "um but first I want to go here it's" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 34.8, "text": "right next to us it's uh down into the" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 38.2, "text": "little Lake here where we fought a heel" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 40.64, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 42.36, "text": "dragon uh screw" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 45.079, "text": "you and you" }, { "duration": 6.959, "start": 48.28, "text": "to Peter hate this man did you guys see" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 51.879, "text": "Peter actually made a funny tweet about" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 55.239, "text": "this game like I can't believe it Peter" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 58.239, "text": "the people who everybody hates and so" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 60.359, "text": "dull and awful at everything they do" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 63.239, "text": "they actually made a funny joke" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 65.159, "text": "tweet I can't believe it my" }, { "duration": 3.6390000000000002, "start": 67.52, "text": "disappointment is immeasurable I could" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 69.68, "text": "have just gone around I to go through" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 71.159, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 72.28, "text": "lake brain stinky don't want to do also" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 76.439, "text": "it's so warm in here it's been so sunny" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 78.28, "text": "outside lately and it's so nice cuz it's" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 80.92, "text": "never sunny here and as soon as the sun" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 82.4, "text": "comes out my mood improves and all I" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 84.479, "text": "want to do is be" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 85.96, "text": "outside but I'm stuck in here playing" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 88.36, "text": "video games" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 90.64, "text": "joking Elden ring is the best I love it" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 92.84, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 94.479, "text": "much um so when we go down here we're" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 97.479, "text": "going to get invaded by somebody just an" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 100.68, "text": "NPC I'm playing offline so I'm never" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 102.799, "text": "going to get invaded by another person" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 104.32, "text": "but I want to go in here after" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 106.799, "text": "that but they should be easy" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 112.32, "text": "enough I don't know if they always" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 115.119, "text": "invade oh no I thought they always" }, { "duration": 3.159, "start": 117.6, "text": "invaded in the opposite direction you" }, { "duration": 2.441, "start": 119.159, "text": "were looking cuz sometimes they invade" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 120.759, "text": "from" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 121.6, "text": "behind or maybe they changed" }, { "duration": 7.321, "start": 124.039, "text": "it oh two dashing Warriors Crossing in" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 128.72, "text": "the night okay I had less Health than I" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 131.36, "text": "thought cuz I" }, { "duration": 8.24, "start": 135.16, "text": "fell oh come on who's going to bleed the" }, { "duration": 10.04, "start": 138.04, "text": "other one first it isn't their come on" }, { "duration": 8.44, "start": 143.4, "text": "Yura oh Jesus you save me I'm about to" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 148.08, "text": "be bled like a pig blood" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 152.2, "text": "oh did you see that" }, { "duration": 7.359, "start": 154.8, "text": "Yura oh we make such a good" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 158.08, "text": "team Yura he's dead Yura he's already" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 162.159, "text": "dead put it down Yura and then yura's" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 164.56, "text": "gone cool we did get the ruvia though" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 167.68, "text": "which is a pretty fun weapon it's like a" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 170.319, "text": "little bleed dagger made out of barbs" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 172.36, "text": "and you can toss blood at them it's kind" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 175.599, "text": "of messed up when you think about" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 178.599, "text": "it m water" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 181.4, "text": "cave it's a cave full of murky" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 184.76, "text": "water the water's" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 189.12, "text": "gurgling I love saying that word in that" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 191.68, "text": "accent" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 193.08, "text": "gigling okay there's a bunch of alarms" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 195.12, "text": "around here that I don't want to" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 197.76, "text": "trip this guy is like a kid who just had" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 200.56, "text": "too much" }, { "duration": 6.759, "start": 201.68, "text": "sugar cuz there's a bunch of guys down" }, { "duration": 7.479, "start": 204.4, "text": "there and they're all going to run at" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 208.439, "text": "me ow oh" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 211.879, "text": "P I got the" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 214.92, "text": "fish we're going to fight an old" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 217, "text": "favorite in" }, { "duration": 6.359, "start": 221.08, "text": "here well well well thought you'd just" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 225.2, "text": "help yourself to a man's personal" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 227.439, "text": "belongings huh patches steeming little" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 231.48, "text": "thief the gods demand" }, { "duration": 5.961, "start": 235.239, "text": "repentance oh my God I ruined him" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 238.2, "text": "immediately" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 242.04, "text": "come on patches what you got you got" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 244.2, "text": "[ __ ] wait wait" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 246.56, "text": "please I surrender white flag oh come on" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 255.32, "text": "patches enemy" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 257.44, "text": "failed finally come round have you well" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 261, "text": "I knew you would you're a man of Reason" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 263.96, "text": "through and through" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 270.52, "text": "so fun I'm so glad patches is back um if" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 274.36, "text": "you don't know patches is in every" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 276, "text": "single fromsoft game cuz I did" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 278.16, "text": "bloodborne on the channel recently he's" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 279.88, "text": "the guy that has like the spider face so" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 283.24, "text": "it's the same head like the little bald" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 284.8, "text": "man" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 286.199, "text": "ah well what do you know you're" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 289.16, "text": "tarnished like me now how did I get that" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 292.08, "text": "wrong I took you for a demium or some" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 294.8, "text": "such it's probably the face an innocent" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 296.56, "text": "mistake I assure you well water under" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 299.199, "text": "the bridge" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 300.36, "text": "now we're squared up how about we play" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 302.68, "text": "nice from now on sure forgive and forget" }, { "duration": 3.159, "start": 306.6, "text": "as you always say life's to short" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 308.039, "text": "patches and your life would have been" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 309.759, "text": "very short if I kept swinging a true man" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 312.56, "text": "of reason just what I like about you I'm" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 315.88, "text": "a humble Lord patches the untethered" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 319.72, "text": "tarnished like you only frees spited" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 322.72, "text": "only for now those retired soldiers" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 325.319, "text": "turned Bandits they're paying for my Gro" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 328.4, "text": "in exchange for my well but honestly" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 330.8, "text": "yeah so he opens up a shop for you I'll" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 332.6, "text": "be ready to" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 333.88, "text": "wheel um and he sells you some stuff" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 336.56, "text": "don't forget to pop back I'll be ready" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 338.52, "text": "to but he shows up later in the game as" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 340.68, "text": "well so it's worth getting him oh plus" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 343.96, "text": "he's just he's fun to have patches the" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 347.44, "text": "lad God it's too warm in here I'm going" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 349.84, "text": "to have to take off my" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 351.72, "text": "socks I'm going to have to let these" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 353.8, "text": "puppies breathe I have to let these toes" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 357.919, "text": "these beans out into the wilderness" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 360.88, "text": "um yeah let's go talk to blly cuz I" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 363.12, "text": "didn't really go in here past the bear" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 366.08, "text": "Bear's scary even like later in the game" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 369, "text": "the Bears are still scary they're so" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 371.96, "text": "tough they don't go down easy I mean" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 374.16, "text": "they're" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 375.8, "text": "Bears I know it's a land full of dragons" }, { "duration": 3.6390000000000002, "start": 378.12, "text": "and everything actually I take a dragon" }, { "duration": 7.199, "start": 379.84, "text": "any day over the" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 381.759, "text": "Bears that's what we needed to hear that" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 387.08, "text": "howling cuz if you look up" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 390.759, "text": "you can see" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 391.96, "text": "BL I only on my recent playthrough I" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 396.24, "text": "realized that you could actually see him" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 397.72, "text": "I didn't realize you could actually see" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 398.84, "text": "him on top of the tower and in the" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 400.919, "text": "trailer for the game they showed blly" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 404.08, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 405.08, "text": "howling and I was like oh man that cut" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 407.36, "text": "scene's not in the game and then I" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 408.319, "text": "realized they just used a fancy camera" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 409.72, "text": "angle of him howling up there so Blade's" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 412.639, "text": "a cool guy but we can't talk to him yet" }, { "duration": 3.641, "start": 414.479, "text": "we have to go back and talk to Caray" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 415.68, "text": "about the Mistwood howling wait well" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 418.12, "text": "you're back howl of a" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 420.759, "text": "wolf in the Mistwood yeah I suppose he" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 424.24, "text": "must still be skullking" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 426.599, "text": "about I" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 428.4, "text": "know why not meet him for yourself yes" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 431.4, "text": "please next time you hear the wolf's" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 433.479, "text": "howl make this signal right under the" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 436.52, "text": "source don't fret there is nothing to" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 439.68, "text": "fear I just have an ingling the two of" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 442.16, "text": "you might hit it" }, { "duration": 7.041, "start": 443.639, "text": "off finger snap" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 446.96, "text": "goodbye bye kie" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 450.68, "text": "um he gives you a gesture that you can" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 452.4, "text": "use to get blly down out of his Tower" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 454.56, "text": "blly is my favorite character in the" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 455.96, "text": "game I think Kenneth height is" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 458.16, "text": "great um but blly is just the coolest ow" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 462.879, "text": "I hate that" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 464.08, "text": "he I hate that he howls like a human" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 468.36, "text": "howling cuz he's supposed to be like" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 470.319, "text": "half wolf so at least half the Wolf Part" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 473.479, "text": "of them how like an actual wolf uh we" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 476.12, "text": "need the finger snap this one and then" }, { "duration": 2.9210000000000003, "start": 480.919, "text": "if you do that right under" }, { "duration": 9.801, "start": 486.039, "text": "him there he is God he's cool he's so" }, { "duration": 7.519, "start": 491.24, "text": "tall who goes there car sent you did he" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 495.84, "text": "ever the bloody Busy Body" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 498.759, "text": "H maybe to him you don't seem so strange" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 502.159, "text": "the name's" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 503.8, "text": "blood I'm looking for a man who goes by" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 506.639, "text": "darell he fled somewhere nearby" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 510.44, "text": "Al so I've heard come tell me if you" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 512.719, "text": "find him before I do I can offer you" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 515.32, "text": "ample reward we'll" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 517.719, "text": "do um yeah a lot of people keep calling" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 520.159, "text": "him blade cuz I guess if you look at the" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 523.159, "text": "spelling of it it looks like blade but" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 524.8, "text": "he literally calls himself blly it's" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 527.399, "text": "just the name blly just spelled I think" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 529.88, "text": "it's spelled the Welsh" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 531.44, "text": "way uh I could be wrong on that but it" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 533.72, "text": "spelled like differently darell is" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 537.48, "text": "nothing and in need of a okay darell" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 540.2, "text": "darell is here in the ever" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 543.88, "text": "jail if you want to fight him play along" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 546.88, "text": "come along and finish the quest" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 548.32, "text": "yourselves even though a lot of you are" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 549.48, "text": "probably playing the game and just" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 550.24, "text": "looked up ftra" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 551.1, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 552.959, "text": "life um that's one of the weird things" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 554.959, "text": "about being able to play these I mean" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 556.24, "text": "it's not early anymore the game's been" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 557.399, "text": "out for a while but when I had the game" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 560.24, "text": "first I had it a week before it came out" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 562.48, "text": "and everything I was trying to learn I" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 563.959, "text": "was like there's no information anywhere" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 565.959, "text": "about this it's so bizarre to play a" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 567.64, "text": "fromsoft game when there's no" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 569, "text": "information from anybody yet uh but it" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 572.32, "text": "makes it really fun cuz you're kind of" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 574.04, "text": "playing on your own and I I can't like" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 576.12, "text": "get influenced by outside things" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 578.839, "text": "anymore uh so you enter the ever jail" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 581.24, "text": "and then you're able to summon BL to" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 582.76, "text": "fight" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 584.44, "text": "darell blly the half wolf he's got such" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 587.079, "text": "a cool sword as well I want to do a" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 589.64, "text": "build as blly but I don't think his" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 591.519, "text": "sword is like the" }, { "duration": 7.96, "start": 595.68, "text": "strongest daro rotting in his cell is no" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 599.399, "text": "True Justice no this is where it ends" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 603.64, "text": "for" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 604.68, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 606.92, "text": "nice fight him mess him" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 609.959, "text": "up" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 613.16, "text": "ouch cuz this guy can be pretty tricky" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 615.48, "text": "on your own" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 618.36, "text": "oh um he does a lot of damage and he's" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 620.959, "text": "very" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 624.519, "text": "mobile or with the two of us we can" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 626.56, "text": "accomplish anything blade" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 629.8, "text": "when I meld in Lord BL I'll treat you" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 632, "text": "well you have an you have a seat at my" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 634.839, "text": "Round Table just like" }, { "duration": 4.519, "start": 639.32, "text": "Arthur" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 641.6, "text": "nice and you get blood hounds fighing" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 643.839, "text": "for it this is a really cool" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 646.399, "text": "sword but um it swings too slow for my" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 648.92, "text": "liking I like Fast weapons even if they" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 651.36, "text": "don't do as much damage per swing but" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 653.04, "text": "FAS weapons are just so much more" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 655.399, "text": "fun we did it" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 657.56, "text": "BL we're such a good do God look how" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 660.44, "text": "cool he" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 661.8, "text": "is I want to be" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 665.16, "text": "him right there you are had to work for" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 669.36, "text": "it but it's done don't say I'm not a man" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 671.76, "text": "of my" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 673.04, "text": "word you're your" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 675.68, "text": "price as things I to thank you oh yes I" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 680.48, "text": "should say if you venture North to ra" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 682.959, "text": "lucaria and come across a venerable" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 685.04, "text": "blacksmith who's a little on the large" }, { "duration": 6.279, "start": 686.68, "text": "side tell him I sent you he'll be sure" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 689.839, "text": "to treat you right I owe you one a Reon" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 692.959, "text": "nice he's talking about a blacksmith" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 694.92, "text": "named EEG that's enough chitchat for now" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 697.32, "text": "it's time we parted ways okay bye BL" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 701.24, "text": "thank you for being awesome um that was" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 703.88, "text": "definitely one that I wanted to do cuz I" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 705.2, "text": "think he's such a you meet him later" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 707.32, "text": "regardless um but I definitely wanted to" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 709.519, "text": "show him off in an episode" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 712.68, "text": "cuz he's just really cool I like him a" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 715.24, "text": "lot he's my favorite" }, { "duration": 8.88, "start": 717.519, "text": "character oh can you hear me yes help me" }, { "duration": 7.399, "start": 722, "text": "I'm stuck hello Alexander is that" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 726.399, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 729.76, "text": "pman what's up" }, { "duration": 8.12, "start": 731.88, "text": "Alexander oh my stars I'm so happy to" }, { "duration": 8.24, "start": 735.48, "text": "see you I am Alexander also known as the" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 740, "text": "Iron Fist and as you can see I'm stuck I" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 743.72, "text": "sure can please can you help me out of" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 747.32, "text": "this I will absolutely help you" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 749.279, "text": "Alexander so in the previous Dark Souls" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 751.68, "text": "game you had a character called SE" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 753.839, "text": "something SE Meer SE" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 755.76, "text": "word um and it was always like he was" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 759.16, "text": "called The Onion Knight and he always" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 760.639, "text": "wore the same armor every time in each" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 762.279, "text": "game it was like a lineage of characters" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 763.92, "text": "and it was always really fun and I think" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 766.44, "text": "Alexander the ironfist is supposed to be" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 768.519, "text": "Elden Ring's version of him cuz he kind" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 771.36, "text": "of sounds like he is the same voice" }, { "duration": 7.079, "start": 772.56, "text": "actor I'm not sure if he does but he's" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 775.36, "text": "just as fun my thanks a thousand thanks" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 779.639, "text": "just give me a good smack from the rear" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 782.32, "text": "with something nice and big and I'll pop" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 785.279, "text": "clean out I'm sure don't D give it say" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 789.48, "text": "um hit you from the back with something" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 791.36, "text": "nice and big Alexander I know I have no" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 795.279, "text": "maidens but come on" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 797.6, "text": "man um I don't think you actually need" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 800, "text": "something big to hit him with like you" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 802.68, "text": "don't need like a club or anything uh" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 805.48, "text": "but we'll use one just for shits and" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 807.76, "text": "giggles" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 810.32, "text": "anything to dildo if you're brave enough" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 812.48, "text": "Alexander there we go that a boy up and" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 816.16, "text": "at" }, { "duration": 6.839, "start": 818, "text": "him" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 820.32, "text": "nice well played good sir well played oh" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 824.839, "text": "That's mighty Wallop of yours almost" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 827.56, "text": "spel the end of me he's so" }, { "duration": 7.719, "start": 832.68, "text": "fun well I'm out now and that's what" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 837, "text": "counts I" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 840.399, "text": "and as a token of my" }, { "duration": 8.319, "start": 842.88, "text": "appreciation I'd like you to have" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 846.48, "text": "this exalted flesh I never ever use" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 851.199, "text": "these thank you Alexander I'm such a" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 853.8, "text": "good Elden Lord I'm going around helping" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 855.88, "text": "the people I'm such a good Samaritan" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 858.079, "text": "when I become Elden Lord Dingle bamp" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 859.88, "text": "will remember all of you the little" }, { "duration": 7.519, "start": 862.44, "text": "people once again the pleasure is" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 866.24, "text": "mine I am the warrior John known as" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 869.959, "text": "Alexander we know that I Journey to the" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 872.48, "text": "east where I intend to further my" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 874.8, "text": "education in the ways of the war and" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 876.88, "text": "Beyond these lands lie the Scarlet rot" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 880.24, "text": "lighted kalid wild disgusting and upon" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 883.16, "text": "their southern Edge is red M Castle in" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 886.48, "text": "which a festival of combat is being held" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 889.759, "text": "I'd heard Whispers of such festivities" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 892.12, "text": "before doesn't the notion set your" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 894.56, "text": "breast a" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 896.56, "text": "flatter he wants to fight I'll see you" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 899.72, "text": "there Alexander at the festival but for" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 902, "text": "now I have other places to go look at" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 904.279, "text": "this giant dimple in the land you" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 907.12, "text": "left" }, { "duration": 6.479, "start": 912.36, "text": "beautiful look Alexander I'm you pumpkin" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 916.399, "text": "head so we meet again" }, { "duration": 7.881, "start": 918.839, "text": "huh my Powers have doubled since the" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 921.32, "text": "last time we met pumpkin head oh my God" }, { "duration": 7.319, "start": 926.88, "text": "literally ow God stop stop stop stop" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 931.12, "text": "it let the madness" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 934.199, "text": "end God I ruined" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 938.079, "text": "them thank you for the sanctuary Stone I" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 941.04, "text": "didn't even mean to run into you I was" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 943.399, "text": "just coming down here to fight a tibia" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 946.519, "text": "Mariner which I don't know what tibia" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 948.56, "text": "means isn't that the name of an old like" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 951.24, "text": "MMO type of game" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 953.519, "text": "tibia what does it" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 955.519, "text": "mean I don't know but in this game it" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 958, "text": "means someone that you must kill very" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 960.6, "text": "harshly and quickly you're going down" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 962.319, "text": "boat" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 963.44, "text": "man thing about these guys is that I" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 965.92, "text": "can't bleed" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 967.759, "text": "them are you going to vanish you going" }, { "duration": 6.361, "start": 970.639, "text": "to go cry for your" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 973.12, "text": "mom where are you boat" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 977, "text": "[ __ ] skullking in the corners" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 980.6, "text": "huh playing your fog" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 984.68, "text": "horn damn I do good damage" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 990.399, "text": "he summons these guys and then you have" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 991.8, "text": "to like hit them on the ground again" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 993.8, "text": "which I kind of like it's an upgrade for" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 997.88, "text": "the the skeletons from like Dark Souls" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1001.04, "text": "those ones you just have to kill" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 1003.92, "text": "twice or like there's been like" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1005.68, "text": "different versions of them and different" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1007.199, "text": "methods of killing them but having to" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 1009, "text": "kill them while they're on the ground is" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 1010.88, "text": "a cool one I" }, { "duration": 6.521, "start": 1012.279, "text": "think oh oh you can't hit me with a bolt" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1019, "text": "the [ __ ] is wrong with" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1022.12, "text": "you ah oh I got" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1025.12, "text": "him" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1027.76, "text": "nice" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 1029.36, "text": "easy ow God damn" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 1033.039, "text": "it easy easy smithing stones and death" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1036.12, "text": "route don't mind if I" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1038.36, "text": "yes there's one more thing I have to do" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1040.48, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 1043.6, "text": "though wow look at all these dogs" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 1049.4, "text": "so many dogs good dog good" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1052.84, "text": "dog do I have a key" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1056.84, "text": "yes there's a Talisman in here that I" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1059.08, "text": "want I'll probably switch it out later" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1060.84, "text": "but it's good for" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1062.12, "text": "now look at all these" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 1066.36, "text": "dogs I want a" }, { "duration": 7.399, "start": 1074.64, "text": "dog and green turtle talisman" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1079.84, "text": "um I don't do guard counters so what's" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1082.039, "text": "the point this increases my or my" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1085.24, "text": "stamina recovery speed very vital but" }, { "duration": 5.961, "start": 1087.679, "text": "that does it for Lim grave for now we" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 1090.039, "text": "must go explore the lands of Leonia oh" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 1093.64, "text": "man it's so cool that it's like Dynamic" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1095.76, "text": "time of day cuz all the Landscapes look" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1097.919, "text": "completely different all the time and" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 1100.28, "text": "it's always so" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1101.919, "text": "impressive let's talk to this lady hello" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 1105.039, "text": "is someone there my name is haa" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 1108.919, "text": "and I'm journeying in search of the" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1110.44, "text": "distant light if I might be so bold as" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 1112.96, "text": "to ask would you donate any Shiri grapes" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1116.12, "text": "in your possession to me my eyesight has" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1118.76, "text": "been weak since birth you see I can't" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 1121.4, "text": "tell which way I'm supposed to go next" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1123.76, "text": "but when I eat one of those" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 1126, "text": "grapes I can feel a distant light in the" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 1128.84, "text": "back of my eyes it will lead me to my" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1131.96, "text": "true duty is a finger maen you want to" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1134.799, "text": "be a finger maen it's just so happens" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1137.48, "text": "that after that big weirdo that I killed" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 1140.559, "text": "um I got a shabiri grape I'll give it to" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 1143.24, "text": "you no problem Oh many thanks to you now" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1147.36, "text": "I can feel the distant light once more" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 1149.88, "text": "you are most kind indeed May the" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 1152.24, "text": "blessing of the fingers be upon you g" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 1155.84, "text": "don't say the blessing of the fingers it" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1158.039, "text": "sounds so gross you also look like that" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1161.039, "text": "other lady Arena oh" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 1164.039, "text": "Arena I I did the thing I went and" }, { "duration": 6.281, "start": 1166.799, "text": "talked to her dad Edgar at M" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1170.679, "text": "castle and gave him the letter and he" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 1173.08, "text": "was like no I must do my" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1174.84, "text": "duty screw your duty man what about your" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1180.2, "text": "daughter" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1182.96, "text": "wait she's" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 1188.28, "text": "dead oh no who did" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 1192.559, "text": "it who killed" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1196, "text": "her I'll find out who did it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1199.52, "text": "was it" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1200.76, "text": "you I even got to bother talking to you" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 1203.36, "text": "cuz you have no information of value to" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1206.28, "text": "me you're just a little bald bearded" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 1211.4, "text": "man and I have luscious luscious long" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 1215.159, "text": "hair looking him flowing in the" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 1218.6, "text": "wind uh L is a cool place I think it" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 1222.039, "text": "might be one of" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 1223.799, "text": "my top places in the game just cuz of" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1228.28, "text": "how R lucaria kind of hangs in the" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 1230.4, "text": "distance all the time the" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 1232.64, "text": "academy don't worry I'll show you I'll" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1235.919, "text": "show you the beauty of" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1239.36, "text": "Leia that in the distance look how cool" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 1241.799, "text": "that is it's like Hogwarts it also is a" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1244.48, "text": "magic school so it would stand to reason" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1247.12, "text": "that it's a lot like" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1249.12, "text": "Hogwarts" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1251.64, "text": "surprise eat blades I think I can" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1254, "text": "actually upgrade my blades I think I got" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1255.4, "text": "enough smithing" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 1257.6, "text": "stones maybe after I kill all these guys" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1260.88, "text": "maybe after I murder this tiny" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 1263.88, "text": "village thank" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1266.4, "text": "you hold on sneak" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 1270.96, "text": "attack feel the power of dinkle" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1274.4, "text": "bamp" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1277.44, "text": "ha I am a just ruler I will be Elden" }, { "duration": 8.161, "start": 1281.279, "text": "Lord but for now I'm an" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 1284, "text": "[ __ ] and I kill where I please" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1289.44, "text": "that's kind of useless to me there's a" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1291.6, "text": "lot of things you get in this game" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1293.4, "text": "that like playing bloodborne I know" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1295.76, "text": "where all the items are cuz I've played" }, { "duration": 2.919, "start": 1297.12, "text": "it so often but I haven't played this" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1298.24, "text": "one often enough to know what's good and" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1300.039, "text": "what's not yet or like where every" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1302.6, "text": "single item is cuz there's so many items" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1304.159, "text": "you pick up everywhere all the time" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 1306.679, "text": "that's like oh an arteria leaf or a" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1308.799, "text": "phoenix feather or a you know there's so" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1311.36, "text": "many craftable items that I pick up and" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1313.36, "text": "I'm like I don't care about this I I" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 1315.919, "text": "rarely ever use the crafting in this" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1317.6, "text": "game" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 1319.32, "text": "um so the amount of stuff that I pick up" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 1320.799, "text": "I'm like I just kind of catalog it in" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1323.919, "text": "the back of my head my ADHD brain is" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 1326.039, "text": "just like we don't" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1328, "text": "care um I can level up though yeah cuz I" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1331.2, "text": "got godric soul so we can go back and" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1332.72, "text": "see what we get for it what am I" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1334.08, "text": "leveling up deck we'll get that to 30" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 1336.44, "text": "why" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 1337.84, "text": "not ooh but I do need can I get" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 1342.52, "text": "1,800 out of" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 1345.48, "text": "this yeah I can there's bound to be be" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1349.96, "text": "1800's worth in" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1352.64, "text": "these cuz you going to sell me a lantern" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1355.24, "text": "you're new around here oh surprised you" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 1358.48, "text": "found me in my little Nook no matter no" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1362.2, "text": "matter your money's as good as anyone" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 1364.679, "text": "else's why don't you dude you're" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1366.72, "text": "standing right next to a sight of Grace" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 1368.44, "text": "ask me how I got my hands on them" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 1373.08, "text": "eh yeah" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 1374.84, "text": "Lantern oo you sell a lot of these as" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1377.279, "text": "well though" }, { "duration": 3.159, "start": 1380.4, "text": "I might be surpassing though soon I'm" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1382.08, "text": "not" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 1383.559, "text": "sure uh but we'll we'll cross that road" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 1387, "text": "when I get to it cuz I I should be able" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1389, "text": "to upgrade" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 1391.279, "text": "now ah this is open" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1393.64, "text": "now there you have it the two fingers" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 1396.72, "text": "remember everyone keeps talking about" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1397.88, "text": "the fingers and being a finger maiden" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 1399.4, "text": "and serving the two fingers and everyone" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 1401.12, "text": "wants to put fingers in me these are the" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 1403.679, "text": "two fingers two big hairy scabbed" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1406.679, "text": "fingers" }, { "duration": 6.559, "start": 1408.6, "text": "are you that new" }, { "duration": 8.161, "start": 1412.159, "text": "tarnished you've done" }, { "duration": 7.681, "start": 1415.159, "text": "well I am Ena the finger leader I love" }, { "duration": 7.479, "start": 1420.32, "text": "your music interpret the words of the" }, { "duration": 10.16, "start": 1422.84, "text": "fingers envo to the greater will" }, { "duration": 9.841, "start": 1427.799, "text": "mm look there the fingers" }, { "duration": 10.4, "start": 1433, "text": "trle to welcome you Shard bear so creepy" }, { "duration": 10.639, "start": 1437.64, "text": "let there wisdom wash over you great" }, { "duration": 9.44, "start": 1443.4, "text": "Elden ring root of the golden order" }, { "duration": 9.081, "start": 1448.279, "text": "anchor of all lands Giver of Grace" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 1452.84, "text": "Wellspring of all joy until it was" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 1457.36, "text": "shuted the tragic Corruption of the" }, { "duration": 9.96, "start": 1460.4, "text": "order has taken its tool across the" }, { "duration": 12.04, "start": 1464.84, "text": "realm life lies in ruin fallen to" }, { "duration": 10.48, "start": 1470.36, "text": "pieces foul curses and miseries spread" }, { "duration": 8.08, "start": 1476.88, "text": "unabating but the greater will has not" }, { "duration": 8.68, "start": 1480.84, "text": "abandoned the realm nor the life that" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 1484.96, "text": "inhabits it so it is that the tarnished" }, { "duration": 8.279, "start": 1489.52, "text": "are Guided by" }, { "duration": 11, "start": 1491.36, "text": "Grace called to act Brave tarnished your" }, { "duration": 10.12, "start": 1497.799, "text": "great R is a handsome Shard of the Elden" }, { "duration": 10.36, "start": 1502.36, "text": "ring seek another of its kind to become" }, { "duration": 9.961, "start": 1507.919, "text": "Elden Lord and restore the golden" }, { "duration": 8.559, "start": 1512.72, "text": "order let the words of the fingers guide" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 1517.88, "text": "you so cool so she's like a a" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 1521.279, "text": "communicator for the greater will" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 1523.559, "text": "through the two fingers the two fingers" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 1526.64, "text": "are theorized to be from from like a god" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1529.6, "text": "that isn't around anymore or it is in" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 1531.88, "text": "like a spectral sense called the greater" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 1534.72, "text": "will and everything in this land is" }, { "duration": 6.439, "start": 1536.72, "text": "governed by that greater will that like" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1539.919, "text": "Elden ring um and in the opening cut" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1543.159, "text": "scene you saw Queen Marica shatter the" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 1545.279, "text": "Elden ring because her son Godwin was" }, { "duration": 7.079, "start": 1547.96, "text": "killed uh and Amica was like the" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 1551.52, "text": "first uh not Elden Lord but the" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 1555.039, "text": "first like what is it vassel for the" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1558.32, "text": "greater will um so she operated under" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 1560.96, "text": "their sort of guidance and then" }, { "duration": 6.279, "start": 1563.52, "text": "shattered the Elden ring in" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1567.72, "text": "uh what What's the word I'm looking for" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 1569.799, "text": "not repentance in sort of like rejection" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 1571.96, "text": "of the greater will because her son was" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 1573.76, "text": "killed in sort of a" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1575.679, "text": "Madness um and we're trying to get" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1579, "text": "pieces of that Elder when she shattered" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 1580.88, "text": "it it spread across the land and each of" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 1583.2, "text": "the demig Gods got a piece so that one" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1585.799, "text": "that I got for killing godric" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 1588.919, "text": "um can you see it" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 1591.679, "text": "here yeah godric's great Rune devoid of" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 1595.72, "text": "an benediction seek the Divine Tower of" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 1597.44, "text": "lim grave which stands Beyond The Great" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1598.88, "text": "Bridge from Stormville Castle which we" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 1601, "text": "need to go back and do as well um that's" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 1603.24, "text": "a piece of that Elden ring and it it has" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 1606.44, "text": "some sort of power within it uh that he" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 1609.399, "text": "was holding on to um so the the plan is" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 1612.399, "text": "to go and kill all the demigods to get" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 1614.24, "text": "all of these shards of the Elden ring" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1615.88, "text": "and bring them back and make the Elden" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 1618.039, "text": "ring Hall" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 1619.6, "text": "again well a remembrance of gold has" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1623.88, "text": "found its way into your" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1626.76, "text": "possession demigods and even the crater" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1630.36, "text": "of the" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 1631.48, "text": "Champions all human by the Earth tree" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 1635.08, "text": "upon their end into" }, { "duration": 8.96, "start": 1639.64, "text": "remembrances they are valuable" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 1644.2, "text": "indeed these remembrances yet how the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1648.6, "text": "power of their former she's talking" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 1650.6, "text": "about the soul I got from godric and" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 1652.6, "text": "should you wish to wield that same" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 1656.399, "text": "power" }, { "duration": 6.721, "start": 1658.039, "text": "well I will lend you the strength the" }, { "duration": 8.12, "start": 1661.72, "text": "strength of the fingers not Reco the" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 1664.76, "text": "fingers guide us all and yeah yeah yeah" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 1669.84, "text": "um so basically what she's saying is the" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 1671.679, "text": "remembrance of the grafted is just uh" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 1675.039, "text": "godric's Soul so from his soul you can" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1677.88, "text": "either get the axe of godric which" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 1680.64, "text": "scales on strength and decks but because" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1683, "text": "it's a a god" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1685.559, "text": "weapon or at least like a boss weapon" }, { "duration": 3.561, "start": 1688.039, "text": "you can't change it you kind of just" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1690.12, "text": "have to go with the stats it gives and" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1691.6, "text": "that's across all of the sort of Dark" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1693.84, "text": "Souls games um bloodborne you don't" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1696.72, "text": "really do that you get weapons kind of" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1699, "text": "like what the boss has used but Dark" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1701.12, "text": "Souls and El elen Rings basically Dark" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 1703.159, "text": "Souls but shifted it's like they wanted" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1705.24, "text": "to make another Dark Souls but didn't" }, { "duration": 2.919, "start": 1706.64, "text": "want to call it dark souls so they made" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 1708.12, "text": "Elden ring instead it's like an" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1709.559, "text": "evolution of it it's a spiritual" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1711.159, "text": "successor to it um because it has a lot" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1713.679, "text": "of mechanics that are the exact same and" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1715.919, "text": "getting weapons and armors and stuff" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1718.08, "text": "from the bosses is a big thing in Dark" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 1719.799, "text": "Souls uh you can also get the graft the" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1722, "text": "dragon which is it's like the dragon he" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1724.32, "text": "picked off and put on his arm but it's" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1726.24, "text": "shittier cuz it's it's fun because it's" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1728.72, "text": "like a fist weapon but you like punch" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1730.36, "text": "people with it and then it can breathe" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1732.799, "text": "fire um but I'm not a Faith Build so" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1736, "text": "it's kind of useless to me and this axe" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1738.559, "text": "I'm not going to use either I have used" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 1740.2, "text": "it before but I didn't really like" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1742.519, "text": "it um and I value the levels that I can" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1746, "text": "get out of this a lot more which gives" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1748.519, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1750.2, "text": "20K but also I need runes to be able to" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 1752.679, "text": "upgrade my weapons so it is a fun ax to" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1755.72, "text": "use it has a lot of reach and its weapon" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 1757.84, "text": "ear is pretty" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 1760.36, "text": "fun now look at you those eyes tell a" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 1765.44, "text": "story of a Challenger whose f held his" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1768.88, "text": "mouth look at my eyes F and" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 1771.88, "text": "well now lay out your" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 1775, "text": "arms um oh I can't upgrade them yet I" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 1778.2, "text": "need smithing Stone twos I could go back" }, { "duration": 7.041, "start": 1780.799, "text": "to that Merchant and buy them I spoke" }, { "duration": 6.561, "start": 1784.799, "text": "with the girl she has a gift for Spirit" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1787.84, "text": "tuning so I told her everything I know" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1791.36, "text": "I'm indebted to a spirit tuner I met" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 1793.72, "text": "long ago it was all I could do to honor" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 1796.88, "text": "her I'm I'm sorry I doubted" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 1801, "text": "you just don't ever ever ever doubt me" }, { "duration": 5.961, "start": 1804.159, "text": "ever again um so she upgrades your your" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1808.08, "text": "summons greetings are you here for" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1810.12, "text": "Spirit" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1811.76, "text": "tuning um if you get grave glove WS you" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1814.12, "text": "can upgrade your wolves or anything that" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1816.44, "text": "you have I have a bunch of them now I" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1817.76, "text": "have a little" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1820.12, "text": "jellyfish a lot of people really like" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1822.2, "text": "the jellyfish they use the jellyfish" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1823.76, "text": "over and over again I think cuz it is" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1826.12, "text": "able to poison some of the bosses but" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1828.76, "text": "I've I've never really liked it cuz it's" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 1831.96, "text": "it's just one thing on its own and it I" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1833.88, "text": "like when you have several characters" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 1835.679, "text": "that are able to take aggro unless you" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 1837.88, "text": "have a severe tank of a" }, { "duration": 6.759, "start": 1841.76, "text": "summon oh sorry I'm stealing all your" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1844.679, "text": "butterflies uh smthing Stone twos" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1848.519, "text": "yes that's enough to upgrade my weapons" }, { "duration": 7.401, "start": 1851.039, "text": "once each and get them to plus" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1855.519, "text": "four which is fantastic" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1858.44, "text": "cuz the thing about the thing you need" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 1860.159, "text": "to know about upgrading weapons and" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1861.96, "text": "stuff oh your Divinity have mercy and gr" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 1865.32, "text": "me forgiveness the road is yet long a" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 1868.96, "text": "God is not easily" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 1871.399, "text": "failed but one day without fail you will" }, { "duration": 6.561, "start": 1874.279, "text": "have your wish so please grant me" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 1877.799, "text": "forgiveness Queen" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1882.12, "text": "America huh you is it I didn't notice" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1887.159, "text": "you there" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 1888.48, "text": "I'll be doing my job just lay out your" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 1891.399, "text": "own what about the prayer you were just" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 1893.559, "text": "saying those words were not meant for" }, { "duration": 7.679, "start": 1895.12, "text": "you I may be prisoner to you tarnished" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 1898.2, "text": "lot but my prayers are mine and mine" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 1902.799, "text": "alone well I've had my" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1906.72, "text": "say fair" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 1909.399, "text": "enough oh" }, { "duration": 6.921, "start": 1911.279, "text": "man need two more oh wait it's up to" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1915.24, "text": "plus five now nice I need six more" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1918.2, "text": "smithing Stone twos we'll we'll get them" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1921.24, "text": "eventually I have to go to a cave in" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 1923.84, "text": "liia anyway to get a whole bunch" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1927.36, "text": "more um but I can level up a couple" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1934.399, "text": "times I don't believe we've met what's" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 1937.039, "text": "up D I'm known as" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1938.919, "text": "d i haunt down those who live in death" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1942.48, "text": "and weed their death route his armor is" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1944.519, "text": "so cool heed my warning those who live" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 1947.6, "text": "in death should be left well alone all" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 1951.519, "text": "the more should you spy a mariner among" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 1955, "text": "their unless you wish to lay down your" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 1958.039, "text": "life in" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 1960.159, "text": "vain I got a death route I killed one" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1963.12, "text": "well well with a prowess for weed in" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1966.08, "text": "death route" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1968.12, "text": "H how would you like to earn the" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1970.6, "text": "strength of beasts I would love that if" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1972.76, "text": "you're inclined to haunt more of those" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 1974.519, "text": "who live in death and weade their death" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 1976.96, "text": "route then I'll introduce you to gank" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1980.12, "text": "the Beast clergyman I have a matter of" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 1982.799, "text": "my own to attend to and the Beast" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1985.2, "text": "himself wishes for someone to take my" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 1987.48, "text": "place what say" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 1989.96, "text": "you sure why not you know someone named" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 1994.24, "text": "gank with a Q at the end they just have" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 1997.2, "text": "to be a cool person very well show me" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 2000.279, "text": "your map he puts a a mark on your map" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 2004, "text": "that you can go find" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 2006.08, "text": "him um let's go do it the Mark is up" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 2010.72, "text": "here it's night time and it's" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 2013.36, "text": "raining I don't like the" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 2017.039, "text": "rain it's kind of a hidden little gate" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2019.24, "text": "as" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2020, "text": "well hidden in the" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2022.2, "text": "trees I think this is another reason why" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2024.48, "text": "I like waiting to play these games for" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2027.08, "text": "let's plays as well because I'm not like" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 2028.799, "text": "farting" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 2030.12, "text": "around really lost and learning the" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2032.96, "text": "whole game as I go I like being able to" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2034.88, "text": "take people on the journey and show you" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2036.559, "text": "as much of it as I can" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2038.32, "text": "and kind of give like cuz I know the" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2041.12, "text": "story now so I can give you insights" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 2042.84, "text": "into the story as we go and I feel like" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 2045.36, "text": "it it just leads to a fuller playthrough" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2048.399, "text": "instead of being like Oh what does this" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2049.639, "text": "mean what does that mean there's" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2051.04, "text": "something to be said for that as well" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 2052.28, "text": "but I don't know I like playing the" }, { "duration": 8.639, "start": 2054.28, "text": "games on my own to begin with gry old's" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 2058.119, "text": "Dragon bar at that big boy Power stance" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2062.919, "text": "had to do it to him" }, { "duration": 2.3609999999999998, "start": 2072.599, "text": "there he" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2076.32, "text": "is gank the Beast" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2081.32, "text": "clergyman ooh here you" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 2086.72, "text": "go I smell it" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 2090.679, "text": "death feeded" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 2094, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 9.041, "start": 2095.679, "text": "tarnished bring more all" }, { "duration": 8.921, "start": 2099.079, "text": "deaths I shall Grant thee eye and" }, { "duration": 6.879, "start": 2104.72, "text": "Claw Feed me" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 2108, "text": "more okay what a cool voice CL marks" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 2111.599, "text": "healing the Beast eye I shall Grant the" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 2114.68, "text": "feed me so you bring all the Death rots" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2117.839, "text": "that you get killing tibia Mariners and" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 2120.16, "text": "other such" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 2122.359, "text": "beasts and then he'll give you upgrades" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 2125.16, "text": "he gives you like Beast claw and stuff" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 2127.8, "text": "which are really fun but I'm not a Faith" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 2129.359, "text": "Build It feels like I tried a Faith" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 2132.599, "text": "Build and I hated it I feel like early" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2135.4, "text": "on faith builds have such a hard time" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2137.359, "text": "getting through the game and everything" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2139.56, "text": "you get costs so much FP but it looks" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 2141.839, "text": "really" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 2143.04, "text": "cool um but I just was not having a fun" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 2146.64, "text": "time so maybe someday I'll go back and" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 2149.079, "text": "do a a faith build on my" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 2152.24, "text": "own I feel like they can be fun they're" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2155.2, "text": "very" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 2156.28, "text": "flashy but" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2158.48, "text": "I don't know just wasn't for me it's not" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2160.119, "text": "my play" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 2164.52, "text": "style um we could go down here and I" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 2167.48, "text": "don't have a gold pickle foul" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 2169.76, "text": "foot once I get that we can go kill" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 2172.359, "text": "there's a dragon down there not that one" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 2174.119, "text": "a different Dragon we can go kill them" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 2177.28, "text": "and give you get like a 100,000 runes" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 2180.359, "text": "out of it um but also here those little" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 2183.2, "text": "guys that I passed the vulgar militia" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2186.079, "text": "you can come here really quick and get" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 2188.839, "text": "gank and then come here and killing each" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2190.64, "text": "one of them gives you a thousand runes" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2192.76, "text": "so you can level up pretty quick like" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2194.92, "text": "right at the start of the game until you" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 2196.28, "text": "get a better farming method but for me" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2199.079, "text": "they were always a really great place to" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 2200.88, "text": "just get early" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 2203.079, "text": "runes excuse me Lads excuse" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 2206.48, "text": "me I have a map that I want to pick" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2209.68, "text": "up thank" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2213.64, "text": "you I can't I open it who's looking at" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2215.92, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 2219.92, "text": "oh there we go nice we got a little" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 2222.68, "text": "chunk of it this place is" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2224.92, "text": "massive well it's it's massive but" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 2226.88, "text": "there's not a whole lot to do in the" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 2227.96, "text": "middle of the" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2229.28, "text": "lake um up there is a place that we're" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2231.52, "text": "going by the" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 2233.56, "text": "way oh you were looking at" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2236.4, "text": "me both of you how did I pass" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 2242.88, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 2244.88, "text": "nice and these weapons are really good" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 2247.96, "text": "good I like them a lot I like dual" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 2250.2, "text": "wielding it's very" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2251.92, "text": "fun look how cool this is look that" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 2254.64, "text": "giant ass" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2256.88, "text": "Moon a massive amount of" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2261.92, "text": "stars oh you guys are" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2267.4, "text": "everywhere I actually probably shouldn't" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 2269.4, "text": "be fighting every" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2271.4, "text": "whoa prob we shouldn't be fighting every" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2273.44, "text": "single one of you" }, { "duration": 7.199, "start": 2275.4, "text": "cuz let's face it it's not going to be" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 2277.96, "text": "worth it how many runes do you give" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 2283, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 2285.24, "text": "72 not a lot that was part of my problem" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2288.64, "text": "with the game when I got it first that I" }, { "duration": 2.9210000000000003, "start": 2291.319, "text": "realized because of the open world" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2292.8, "text": "nature of the game that the balancing" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2294.24, "text": "was all off that you don't really get" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 2296.72, "text": "that much runes for killing stuff out in" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2298.72, "text": "the wild CU you can go in any direction" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2300.28, "text": "so they had to give you less so you" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2301.72, "text": "didn't upgrade as fast and then you" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 2303.76, "text": "couldn't become as overpowered as early" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2306.119, "text": "until people found ways around of course" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 2308.76, "text": "but with the linear games like Dark" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2310.68, "text": "Souls bloodborne you get stuff so" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2313.359, "text": "curated for you as you're going that the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2315.16, "text": "balance was a lot" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2317.2, "text": "easier this one felt a little harder hey" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2320.28, "text": "haetta" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2321.72, "text": "hello is someone there can't you smell" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 2324, "text": "me would you donate any Shi grapes in" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2326.24, "text": "your possession to me I'm on a" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 2327.8, "text": "pilgrimage in search of the distant" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2329.96, "text": "light and when I eat one of those Crepes" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 2332.4, "text": "yeah yeah yeah light in the back of your" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 2333.8, "text": "eyes I I got you I'll put a oh wait" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2336.76, "text": "there's a thing down for for you see" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 2338.079, "text": "this wasn't here when I played the game" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2339.76, "text": "before and now they have like little" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2341.68, "text": "things there that you can find people" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 2343.92, "text": "easier so nice I need to find a shuy" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 2347.079, "text": "grape" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 2349.4, "text": "though um right where are we going there" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 2351.76, "text": "are so many places that we can go here I" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 2353.839, "text": "can go down here do a boss get Kaiden or" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 2357.76, "text": "Caden however you want to pronounce it" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 2359.28, "text": "as a summon but I don't have enough FP" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 2361.079, "text": "to summon them" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 2363.079, "text": "yet there's a lot of stuff up here maybe" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2366.64, "text": "we should go to the cave but I want to" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 2368.8, "text": "like I want to progress through this" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2370.48, "text": "place" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2371.88, "text": "naturally and not just like skip to the" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2373.96, "text": "end of it because I know where I'm going" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2376.76, "text": "yeah we'll go through the lake wait" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2378.119, "text": "where does this teleporter bring" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2381.4, "text": "me I always forget where they go so" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 2384, "text": "every time I find one it's like I found" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2385.28, "text": "it for the first time again where am I" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 2387.16, "text": "going to end up please be somewhere cool" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 2389.8, "text": "and not just somewhere I've" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 2391.599, "text": "been oh" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2394.96, "text": "nice I like that cuz it brings you here" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2397.599, "text": "so it's like oh this is where I'm going" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2399.24, "text": "this is the" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 2401.04, "text": "academy Rea" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 2406.64, "text": "lucaria this is the Magic School it also" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2409.28, "text": "helps you dodge a bunch of guys earlier" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 2410.76, "text": "on but you get a map on how to get" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2414.44, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 2418.04, "text": "whoa okay um oh we don't have everything" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 2421.72, "text": "unlocked yet so I need to go get go get" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2423.76, "text": "this map piece" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2427.64, "text": "which we will do right now but it helps" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 2429.24, "text": "me go backwards through this will I" }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 2431.48, "text": "survive that if I jump" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2437.24, "text": "off the answer was no that's a big" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 2440.68, "text": "negative on the survival rates of" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 2442.44, "text": "jumping off the site of that hey St" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 2444.8, "text": "America Ah that's actually worse" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 2447.28, "text": "probably the gray sight was right there" }, { "duration": 6.119, "start": 2449.72, "text": "my my runes are probably up there why" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 2452.64, "text": "did I do this this is so much worse I" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 2455.839, "text": "ended up on the opposite side" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2459.88, "text": "so we got a" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 2461.4, "text": "map um that shows where the I mean I" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2464.16, "text": "know where it is but just for fun a" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 2465.839, "text": "simple map on a corpse pointing to a" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 2467.88, "text": "meeting place so to get into the academy" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 2470.88, "text": "you need a glint Stone Key and this on" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2473.56, "text": "the map is where that Glenstone key" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 2477.92, "text": "is which if okay if you look at the map" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2482.4, "text": "together this is so silly you see the" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 2485.16, "text": "academy on the right and a town on the" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 2486.8, "text": "bottom so it's on the left in an island" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2489.92, "text": "Academy on the right town on the bottom" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 2495.96, "text": "island did you figure it out were you" }, { "duration": 3.561, "start": 2498.119, "text": "playing" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 2499.04, "text": "along did you have" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 2501.68, "text": "fun I hope" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 2504.92, "text": "so God I again this game there's too" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 2508.28, "text": "much to do in this game for my brain to" }, { "duration": 2.919, "start": 2510.16, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 2513.16, "text": "organize so it's like where do where do" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 2515, "text": "I go first uh maybe over here H get this" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 2517.359, "text": "thing uh go there next when I played it" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2520.68, "text": "the first time I was all over the place" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 2522.24, "text": "there was no" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 2524.839, "text": "organizational attempt at going places" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 2528.24, "text": "in a decent manner I was going" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2530.52, "text": "everywhere all at once all the time and" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 2533.72, "text": "because fighting things is usually oh" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 2535.8, "text": "three smithing Stone twos nice fighting" }, { "duration": 6.681, "start": 2538.599, "text": "things usually takes more" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 2541.92, "text": "flasks and effort and time than it does" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 2545.28, "text": "the amount of runes you get out of them" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2546.68, "text": "so I was like skipping a bunch of" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2548.359, "text": "enemies just to explore cuz the" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2550.44, "text": "exploration was more fun than the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2552.079, "text": "fighting for no" }, { "duration": 3.6390000000000002, "start": 2553.48, "text": "runes which it kind of still is I feel" }, { "duration": 3.321, "start": 2556.079, "text": "like a lot of people are going to fall" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 2557.119, "text": "into that trap cuz you go up and you" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2559.4, "text": "smack something and you realize you do" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2561.2, "text": "like 50 damage to it it's like well I'm" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 2563.28, "text": "not going to kill you cuz the bar didn't" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 2566.599, "text": "move okay that's where the key is but" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2568.92, "text": "there's a dragon guard in" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 2571.28, "text": "it we're going to pull off the greatest" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 2573.88, "text": "heist in history cuz as cool as I am as" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 2577.44, "text": "strong as I am and as cool as dinkle" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 2579.92, "text": "bamp may be I don't think I'm ready to" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2581.8, "text": "take on that" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 2583.72, "text": "Dragon Easy Does It Easy Does It he's" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 2586.44, "text": "just waking up from a big nap he has no" }, { "duration": 8.039, "start": 2589.04, "text": "idea you're here let me just get the key" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 2593.44, "text": "and get out of here easy easy does it" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 2597.079, "text": "there buddy easyy does it have a nice" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2600.76, "text": "old" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2601.92, "text": "snooze have a nice old snooze for" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 2604.28, "text": "yourself and don't even worry about me" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2606.079, "text": "oh God I keep thinking he SE excuse" }, { "duration": 7.9190000000000005, "start": 2611.92, "text": "me thankfully dragons are" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 2615.92, "text": "blind he didn't suspect a thing and I" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 2619.839, "text": "got away with the goods we just robbed a" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2623.4, "text": "dragon that's got to feel" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 2626.319, "text": "good and there's a sight of Grace over" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2628.52, "text": "here so he'll never know that we were" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 2632.8, "text": "there the perfect Escape wow" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 2638.319, "text": "again I've played it so many times but" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 2639.839, "text": "I'm still just blown away by how this" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 2641.92, "text": "game" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2643.2, "text": "looks it's so atmospheric I get so into" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2646.52, "text": "it every" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 2647.599, "text": "time then you look behind you and you" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 2649.64, "text": "see Hogwarts like looming in the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2652.76, "text": "distance it's amazing there's so much to" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2654.88, "text": "do and" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 2656.76, "text": "see uh but I want to go to this cave cuz" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2660.16, "text": "it's one of the more important ones in" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 2661.44, "text": "the game oh bell" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 2664, "text": "boy H pick it up what is it" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 2668.64, "text": "somber smithing Stones I don't need" }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 2670.76, "text": "those yet but they are good to have for" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2672.119, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 2672.8, "text": "future oh so" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 2679.16, "text": "cool B churches in session" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2682.88, "text": "ah God" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 2688.28, "text": "damn I want to get like mod tools for" }, { "duration": 3.641, "start": 2691.079, "text": "this so I can just explore the world" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 2693.559, "text": "like I want to be able to get a free" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 2694.72, "text": "roaming camera that I can just pull back" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 2696.52, "text": "and check out out how everything" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 2698.92, "text": "looks um did I get rid of my marker yes" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2703.24, "text": "cave this one's important because you" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 2705.64, "text": "get a lot of valuable upgrade materials" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2707.96, "text": "but it also gives you a a bell bearing" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 2710.96, "text": "which is useful for upgrading your" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 2712.76, "text": "weapons I missed a thing up there hold" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 2715.559, "text": "on hold on classic" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 2719.559, "text": "fromsoft having you jump off the" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2721.64, "text": "elevator early to get something" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 2727.72, "text": "that's it cracked" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 2729.8, "text": "crystals classic fromsoft [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 2733.76, "text": "everywhere" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2735.76, "text": "yeah the" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 2740.48, "text": "boning get [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 2743.8, "text": "on where are you hiding somber Stones" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 2747.64, "text": "okay again they're going to be useful" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2749.68, "text": "later but oh I didn't put on my thing my" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2755.079, "text": "Lantern one of the more vital upgrades" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 2757.28, "text": "in the game cuz now I can actually see" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 2758.559, "text": "where I'm going I'm not looking in the" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 2759.88, "text": "dark like the shabiri grape girl with" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2762.119, "text": "the blindfold over her" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2766.359, "text": "eyes what's up" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2769.96, "text": "boys have you heard the good word of the" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2775.96, "text": "Bonk oh I didn't want to aim for you but" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 2778.359, "text": "I'll take" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 2781.76, "text": "it right up your" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2784.2, "text": "ass smithing Stone twos let's go" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 2791.96, "text": "oh nice I do want to get over there" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 2794.88, "text": "though there's a a crystal but I often" }, { "duration": 6.681, "start": 2797.599, "text": "die trying to run over to" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 2801.119, "text": "it cuz it's in a very awkward to reach" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 2804.28, "text": "place oh Lord cuz you kind of have to" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 2810, "text": "like you" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2811.68, "text": "know you have to Sprint to get to it but" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 2814.359, "text": "there's very little room to Sprint so I" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2815.839, "text": "always like run at the wall and then I" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2817.16, "text": "have to turn around and jump over or I" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2819.599, "text": "just fall to my death and that's" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2821, "text": "hilarious all right attempt number two" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2824.24, "text": "we're going to do it this time I can" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 2825.319, "text": "feel it oh I don't like the way that" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 2827.72, "text": "camera is wobbling on me" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 2829.76, "text": "though see how do" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 2833.24, "text": "I just like that I am a" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 2837.24, "text": "magician and then you don't want to do" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 2839.28, "text": "the same mistake here" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2842.88, "text": "boom" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 2844.88, "text": "ah oh oh" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 2847.76, "text": "oh okay I did it I did it I never have" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 2850.44, "text": "to do it again okay bye bye I hate you I" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 2853.64, "text": "hate you all I'm going to be so powerful" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 2856, "text": "going into the rala fight it's going to" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2858.96, "text": "be awesome uh okay I can medium roll if" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 2861.8, "text": "I take my gloves off the gloves are off" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 2864.359, "text": "buddy I mean business" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 2869.319, "text": "now" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2871.839, "text": "H don't like having the gloves on my" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2874.04, "text": "hands anyway it ruins the tactile feel" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2876.4, "text": "of M" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2877.64, "text": "murder I like feeling" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 2881.839, "text": "it oh yeah good force feedback on that" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2887.4, "text": "one look at all these beautiful stones" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2889.76, "text": "for a beautiful boy and all these" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 2891.88, "text": "cracked crystals for nobody cuz why" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 2894.96, "text": "would you ever use them I think they" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 2897.2, "text": "make glint like cuu glint Stone" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2900.559, "text": "stuff like that guy you crush it in your" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 2902.68, "text": "hand and it does whatever I don't like" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2904.88, "text": "that because I'm a a man of culture" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2909.079, "text": "is there anything to get falling off" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 2910.359, "text": "this" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 2912.839, "text": "side no there's probably something on" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2915, "text": "the other side though right in front of" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 2916.319, "text": "me that I missed" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 2917.96, "text": "now that's fine speed is of the essence" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2921.2, "text": "speed speed no" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 2922.8, "text": "fear oh as long as you don't look down" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2925.2, "text": "you can't get hurt emotionally well that" }, { "duration": 6.519, "start": 2931.04, "text": "missed but I'll not make that same" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 2933.44, "text": "mistake again buddy boy" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 2940.72, "text": "nice look at all these beautiful stones" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2942.24, "text": "for me thank" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 2944.799, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2946.76, "text": "um oh yeah I was going to say at the" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2948.92, "text": "round table before hug started saying" }, { "duration": 6.359, "start": 2951.48, "text": "all his prayers at the Angelus at 6 p.m." }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 2954.319, "text": "but he a lot of your damage from your" }, { "duration": 3.561, "start": 2957.839, "text": "weapons actually comes from the weapon" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 2959.44, "text": "itself a lot of people tend to think" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 2961.4, "text": "that the scaling is more" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 2964.68, "text": "important oh you weirdos" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2969.92, "text": "oh God oh God mad puppets but I think" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2973.76, "text": "most of your damage actually comes from" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 2975.04, "text": "upgrading your" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 2979, "text": "weapons sh no one can know I'm" }, { "duration": 5.879, "start": 2982.96, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 2984.92, "text": "stealthy silent as a church" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2988.839, "text": "mouse I don't like these guys I thought" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2990.92, "text": "I would actually do more damage to oh" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 2992.28, "text": "wait I can if I do this" }, { "duration": 7.441, "start": 2997.839, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 3000.16, "text": "God God damn it so many arrows" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 3005.559, "text": "stop think of the" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3009.24, "text": "children" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 3011.96, "text": "nice wait did they change that Bloody" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 3014.2, "text": "slash it makes it cuz they updated the" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 3016.799, "text": "game" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 3018.839, "text": "today" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 3021.68, "text": "cool even cooler it's just looking like" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 3025.079, "text": "an absolute badass right now" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 3027.48, "text": "um they upgraded the or updated the game" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3029.119, "text": "today but I don't know if they changed" }, { "duration": 2.519, "start": 3030.28, "text": "anything like" }, { "duration": 3.399, "start": 3036.44, "text": "that oh" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 3040.2, "text": "nice oh God oh God I forgot that that" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 3043.079, "text": "actually takes Health off of me to do" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 3045.68, "text": "that was a bad idea who let me do these" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3048.76, "text": "things who's leaving me on" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 3053.04, "text": "supervised watch this be like a mushroom" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3056.92, "text": "Crystal" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 3058.44, "text": "knife just as useless but not as" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 3061.88, "text": "visually unappealing all right I'm back" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 3063.76, "text": "into Bonk mode oh you guys just are the" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3071.839, "text": "suckiest oh" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 3074.359, "text": "Lord this is a" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 3077.559, "text": "mistake this is a huge mistake cuz he's" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3080.16, "text": "very" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3082.2, "text": "strong and he's got friends what's it" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 3084.96, "text": "like to have friends" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 3087.24, "text": "must be nice they" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 3091.88, "text": "say okay I need to kill [ __ ] over" }, { "duration": 8.039, "start": 3099.76, "text": "there don't you dare don't you dare" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 3103.48, "text": "bring that garbage into this" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 3108.92, "text": "house ooh and beautiful Stones all for" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 3111.88, "text": "me look at that that's so satisfying" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 3113.839, "text": "where's the boss at the end of this area" }, { "duration": 2.9210000000000003, "start": 3116.319, "text": "this is it the crystal" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 3119.48, "text": "dude the blue crystal Dude any of you" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3122.04, "text": "know write it down in the comments so" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 3124.48, "text": "I'll see it after the video goes up and" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3126.04, "text": "I already know what it" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3127.52, "text": "is and I'm asking for no reason but you" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3130.2, "text": "know I like to make it feel like you're" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 3131.52, "text": "here that you're actually a part of this" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 3133.88, "text": "conversation I can't just be sitting" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3135.64, "text": "here yelling things at you all the time" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 3138.319, "text": "most of the time yeah but not all the" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3140.04, "text": "time there's a thing up" }, { "duration": 7.799, "start": 3143.52, "text": "there greedy greedy yes indeedy" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 3147.44, "text": "I'm very low on uh flasks" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 3153.2, "text": "though that was weird somber Stone don't" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 3156.4, "text": "mind if I yes we going to have so many" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 3159.119, "text": "somber Stones by the time we actually" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 3160.48, "text": "get rivers of blood which I now realized" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 3164.92, "text": "playing this game in my spare time with" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3166.96, "text": "Evelyn I realized that everybody who" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3169.079, "text": "invades us is using rivers of blood I" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 3171.92, "text": "was using it before it became like The" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 3174.839, "text": "Meta weapon of the day" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 3178, "text": "like I I thought it was really cool once" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 3180.04, "text": "it got once the game got patched and I" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 3182.119, "text": "was like oh cool arcanes fixed finally" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 3183.839, "text": "rivers of blood will be good and then 4" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3187.4, "text": "days later everybody's using it now I" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 3189.799, "text": "look like a" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 3191.64, "text": "fool it is that guy I'm going to" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 3194.92, "text": "summon uh nobody cuz I'm just cool like" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 3197.48, "text": "that I don't need" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3199.28, "text": "them and it's not cuz I don't have the" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 3201.559, "text": "FP for it okay a lot of you guys have" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 3204, "text": "been talking about how it's cuz I don't" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 3205.28, "text": "have the FP for it but I do I just don't" }, { "duration": 2.841, "start": 3208.559, "text": "want" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 3209.319, "text": "to all right" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 3211.4, "text": "now you're" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 3216.24, "text": "[ __ ] so you break his outer shell and" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 3218.92, "text": "then you can just do whatever you" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 3221.599, "text": "want okay these still do [ __ ] all" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 3228.88, "text": "damage ooh but what if I did this okay" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3232.079, "text": "plan I got a" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 3234.28, "text": "new bubble" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3237.599, "text": "nice that looks so" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 3239.839, "text": "cool hell" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 3243.319, "text": "yeah I got uh a physic that now I mean" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 3247.319, "text": "this bubble is the one everyone uses" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 3248.88, "text": "because it basically negates a single" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 3251.4, "text": "hit so if a boss is going to like bring" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3255.079, "text": "the whole town of Melbourne down on top" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3258.16, "text": "of your head then you negate the attack" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 3260.599, "text": "and then you get extra one you know it's" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 3263.68, "text": "pretty sick it's pretty cool everyone's" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 3264.88, "text": "using it whatever" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 3267.119, "text": "uh back to the round table I have I have" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3270.44, "text": "things oh hello nefi what's up you again" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3274.2, "text": "I thought you'd receive a summons to the" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3275.64, "text": "round table cuz I'm cool NE L we met at" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 3278.599, "text": "storm Vil uhuh I'm glad to see you here" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 3280.68, "text": "I'd never forget abs like that I have" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3282.28, "text": "something for you I found it in godric's" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 3284.599, "text": "grafting grounds you were the one to" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 3286.76, "text": "defeat him I would Hazard make good use" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3289.72, "text": "of it I was I don't intend to make a" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 3291.599, "text": "habit of Scavenging" }, { "duration": 6.361, "start": 3293.559, "text": "corpses nice you get your Arsenal charm" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 3297.079, "text": "uh I'm more of a man united fan myself" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 3299.92, "text": "um but Arsenal are cool whatever I I" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 3302.64, "text": "just I'll put it" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 3304.68, "text": "on uh these are the H's ring from Dark" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 3308.48, "text": "Souls they raise your equip load so you" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3310.359, "text": "can put on heavier armors which actually" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 3312.599, "text": "I can put my gloves back" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 3316.4, "text": "on these ones are" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 3318.4, "text": "better ah yes I wonder if you've met my" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 3321.559, "text": "foster father he's in his study the room" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3324.72, "text": "entes guarding just over there" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3326.88, "text": "if you haven't already I advise you" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 3329.119, "text": "introduce yourself father is leader of" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3331.92, "text": "the round table I'm sure talking to him" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 3334.559, "text": "will be worth your" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 3336.48, "text": "while okay that's cool and all but I" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 3339.319, "text": "have other things to do right" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 3342.28, "text": "now uh so that Bell bearing I just got" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 3345.44, "text": "allows you to buy smithing Stones here" }, { "duration": 8.76, "start": 3348.76, "text": "just one and twos but incredibly" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 3353.16, "text": "valuable what's up encha" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3358.76, "text": "wow don't talk my ear" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 3360.799, "text": "off yeah so this dude Gideon offir is" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 3364.28, "text": "her dad you've received the wisdom of" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 3366.28, "text": "the two fingers have you not then I bid" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3369.44, "text": "you welcome as a true member of the" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 3372.039, "text": "Round Table he also really loves to talk" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 3374.64, "text": "Gideon ofer as at tarist who wishes to" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 3377.48, "text": "stand before the Elden ring and become" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 3379.4, "text": "Elden Lord I am accumulating knowledge" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 3383.88, "text": "to be all knowing you now belong to a" }, { "duration": 6.639, "start": 3387.44, "text": "select group of" }, { "duration": 7.841, "start": 3388.839, "text": "fellows as such I ask that you remain" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3394.079, "text": "constant is in like my bowel movements" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 3396.68, "text": "dude I drink top of the morning coffee" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3398.599, "text": "every single day like it's right there" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 3401.92, "text": "an advertisement in every video go buy" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 3404.359, "text": "some I may be the owner of the company" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 3406.92, "text": "and the inventor of coffee but I stand" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3408.72, "text": "by it that it's absolutely delicious" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3410.52, "text": "coffee you'll be after more great runes" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 3412.72, "text": "now eh you'll be after more great runes" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 3416.24, "text": "to divulge a little knowledge the" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 3418.92, "text": "inheritors of the great runes The Shard" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 3421.559, "text": "bearers we of the Round Table know the" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 3424.319, "text": "location of five of them including the" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 3427.28, "text": "one you defeated godric the grafted Lord" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 3430.48, "text": "of storm Vil General radan who fought" }, { "duration": 6.841, "start": 3434.319, "text": "melenia and her rot to a standstill in" }, { "duration": 8.08, "start": 3436.92, "text": "the kalid Wilds pray to Reichard lord of" }, { "duration": 6.639, "start": 3441.16, "text": "the volcano manner of Mount gmir morot" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 3445, "text": "the grace given veiled Monarch and Lord" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 3447.799, "text": "of lame Dell and renala queen of the" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3452, "text": "full moon ruler of R laria's Academy" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 3455.799, "text": "that's where we're going you'll still be" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 3456.96, "text": "after more great runes won't" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 3460.079, "text": "you uh duh right now I want to ask about" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3463.68, "text": "your daughter outside like she had she" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 3465.96, "text": "seeing anyone I understand you've been" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 3468.24, "text": "speaking to Nephi she's my daughter I" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 3471.44, "text": "took her in when she lost the guidance" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 3473.52, "text": "of Grace though air wheed in Barbarian" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 3477.4, "text": "her youthful credulity suited my" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 3479.559, "text": "purposes so I put her to work do not" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3482.76, "text": "hesitate to employ her should her" }, { "duration": 6.359, "start": 3485, "text": "Services benefit you despite her looks" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 3488.359, "text": "she is more than capable in the Press of" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 3491.359, "text": "battle despite her ugly face and that" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 3494.319, "text": "she just throws around and acts like an" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3495.72, "text": "absolute [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3497.119, "text": "Barbarian even though she's a useless" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 3499.44, "text": "piece of [ __ ] and I hate her and I only" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3501.359, "text": "brought her in cuz she lost her grace" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 3503.52, "text": "feel free to summon her anytime you want" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 3505.839, "text": "okay okay bye Gideon" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 3508.839, "text": "weirdo it's about time I headed off I'll" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 3511.88, "text": "See You Again Warrior should the Fate" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 3513.92, "text": "stain" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 3515.28, "text": "it okay I'll see you soon bestie nice" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 3519.48, "text": "now I have a plus eight bloody Simer and" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 3521.88, "text": "a plus seven bloody cimeter we haven't" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 3524.359, "text": "even fought ranala" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 3527.359, "text": "yet ranala I hardly know" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 3531.44, "text": "her that was a bad joke right what are" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3534.44, "text": "we doing next what is my stinky brain" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3536.559, "text": "want to do I don't have enough for" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 3538.2, "text": "levels so let's I mean we could just go" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 3541.359, "text": "straight to rala I am geared to kill" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3545.24, "text": "right now you can skip her too if you" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 3547.599, "text": "want you can head all the way up to the" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 3548.76, "text": "Altus Plateau by going in here uh but" }, { "duration": 2.681, "start": 3552.039, "text": "you don't want to do that because you'll" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3553.079, "text": "get your ass beat and you'll miss all of" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3554.72, "text": "this and you do have to fight rala" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3557.079, "text": "eventually so about the storm Veil" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 3559.28, "text": "there's something cool I want to show" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3562.799, "text": "you something that I feel like" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3566.28, "text": "is pertinent" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 3567.839, "text": "to the lore of the" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 3571.24, "text": "game and I'm not really sure of the" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 3573.319, "text": "answer of it because I don't know I" }, { "duration": 2.681, "start": 3576.799, "text": "don't think anyone really knows the" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 3578.079, "text": "answer to it" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 3579.48, "text": "yet but it's over this way in case" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3583.2, "text": "you've never seen" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 3584.799, "text": "it having accents like this in the game" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3587.599, "text": "is very bad cuz all I want to do is" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 3590.359, "text": "imitate" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 3592.119, "text": "him got some kri c c I never know to" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 3596.2, "text": "pronounce it anybody from uh that region" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3599.079, "text": "of the world want to correct" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 3601.839, "text": "me I say that region of the world cuz I" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 3604.039, "text": "actually don't know where they're" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 3607.88, "text": "from um come over this" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 3610.76, "text": "way yeah a lot of the Accents in this" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3612.839, "text": "remind me of Game of Thrones which I" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 3615.119, "text": "mean George or ameran did help write" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 3617.359, "text": "some of the game o nice could I done" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3620.4, "text": "with that actually before before I" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 3621.799, "text": "bought a bunch of them um but I think I" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 3626.16, "text": "mean fof games have always had British" }, { "duration": 6.881, "start": 3627.799, "text": "accents in them anyway but I think this" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 3629.76, "text": "game is Just A Cut Above it's really fun" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 3634.68, "text": "I like a lot of the sort of Northern" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3637.2, "text": "English accents Welsh accents I don't" }, { "duration": 2.761, "start": 3640.119, "text": "know if there's any Irish accents in the" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 3641.44, "text": "game actually I haven't really come" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 3642.88, "text": "across them there's a couple in Dark" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 3645.28, "text": "Souls" }, { "duration": 7.359, "start": 3650.68, "text": "2 I know ebody are just chilling" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 3654.92, "text": "but I'm a" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 3658.039, "text": "villain I'm going to Rayman cuz my" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 3660.16, "text": "brother's" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 3662.52, "text": "Simon my God there's a lot of you down" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 3665.079, "text": "here kind of feels like you were you" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3667.2, "text": "actually were having a slumber party and" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3669.68, "text": "I interrupted" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3672.52, "text": "everything look at that that literally" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 3674.359, "text": "looks like cliffs in" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 3676.24, "text": "Ireland where is that it's the site of" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 3679.88, "text": "Leia the west side of" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 3682.079, "text": "it which funny enough looks like the" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 3684.16, "text": "west of Ireland some s tree yes I will" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 3688.119, "text": "take that very very nice" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 3691.319, "text": "nice I completely missed this on like my" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 3693.72, "text": "first three playthroughs of the game as" }, { "duration": 6.679, "start": 3695.16, "text": "well I only found it cuz Evelyn told me" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3697.76, "text": "can I make that oh God I'm so impatient" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 3701.839, "text": "sometimes I'm like I can make that and" }, { "duration": 7.319, "start": 3703.48, "text": "then I can't and kill myself by" }, { "duration": 5.879, "start": 3707.48, "text": "accident see arteria leaves what do they" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 3710.799, "text": "do what do they craft I don't think I've" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3713.359, "text": "ever gotten the crafting book that used" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 3716.2, "text": "them I don't think I've ever crafted" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 3718.319, "text": "anything that uses" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 3720, "text": "them now that's on me cuz I don't" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 3722.119, "text": "actually craft a lot in the game" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 3724.92, "text": "but I'm convinced that they're" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 3731.2, "text": "useless what's up bat" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 3734, "text": "boys um let's go this way there's an" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 3737.64, "text": "item" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 3740.88, "text": "oh that wasn't my fault he walked off" }, { "duration": 3.561, "start": 3744.319, "text": "the edge he took an extra step I went" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3746.559, "text": "off the edge and he just decided to" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 3747.88, "text": "float his way down okay easy does it" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 3751.039, "text": "there evil Canal okay now you did it" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 3754.24, "text": "Grand" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 3756.839, "text": "perfect that death doesn't count I'm not" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 3759.079, "text": "accepting that" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 3760.44, "text": "one how dare you he just loves" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 3765, "text": "floating all right uh oh wait no the" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3768.48, "text": "boss isn't here just's A bunch of" }, { "duration": 7.601, "start": 3771.599, "text": "rats screw it run past" }, { "duration": 8.559, "start": 3774.24, "text": "them they stink I hate them oh what are" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 3779.2, "text": "you Rancor" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 3782.799, "text": "call oh I was hoping that that would be" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 3785.119, "text": "like a smithing Stone I came all the way" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 3786.96, "text": "back for poison" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 3790.48, "text": "Bloom stupid oh no I have to sneeze in" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 3792.96, "text": "the bosses in" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 3797.319, "text": "here this might actually be hard I" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 3799.559, "text": "normally come back here way" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 3803.119, "text": "later I can do it I'm cool" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3807.24, "text": "ouch I'm going to be Elden Lord if I" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 3809.799, "text": "can't defeat this guy then I don't" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 3810.96, "text": "deserve it" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 3813, "text": "ouch okay put on the bubble the bubble" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3815.88, "text": "will protect" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 3817.76, "text": "all can I bleed this" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 3820.92, "text": "guy can't" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 3823.48, "text": "remember aha I picked up the item the" }, { "duration": 7.881, "start": 3825.799, "text": "throwing ERS are mine" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 3828.319, "text": "fool I can bleed him oh that was" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 3833.68, "text": "easy I'm just really strong like that" }, { "duration": 8.72, "start": 3836.119, "text": "let's go Elden Lord dinkle bamp uh we" }, { "duration": 7.121, "start": 3840.839, "text": "need a cool like yeah just like that" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 3844.839, "text": "tingle bamp took him" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 3848.72, "text": "down all right the thing I wanted to" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 3850.64, "text": "show you was in here look at that big" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 3857.96, "text": "face so cool this was in the trailer for" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 3860.799, "text": "the game and I totally missed it on my" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 3862.279, "text": "first few" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 3863.52, "text": "playthroughs not shocking considering" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 3865.599, "text": "you you have to go all over the place in" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3867.279, "text": "Stormville to get" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 3869.44, "text": "it Prince of death's pusle what does" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 3872.319, "text": "this do raises vitality o fitted pstu" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 3876.96, "text": "taken from facial flesh raises vitality" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 3880.119, "text": "Vitality governs resistance to the" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3881.599, "text": "effects of death oh so it helps against" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 3883.88, "text": "death blight it is said that this postle" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 3886.559, "text": "came from the Visage of the prince of" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 3888.96, "text": "death he who used to be called Godwin as" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 3891.88, "text": "first Dead of the demigods it said he's" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 3894.359, "text": "buried deep under the cap Capital at the" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3896.72, "text": "her trees" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3898.16, "text": "Roots we're going to go find him" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3900.44, "text": "eventually and this face is going to be" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3902.64, "text": "very vital um you see all these tendrils" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 3905.64, "text": "that are coming out of the mouth of it" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 3907.16, "text": "these are a result of death blight which" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 3910.119, "text": "is in effect if you play Dark Souls you" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 3913.119, "text": "get curse in that which is like a status" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 3915.44, "text": "that they put clouds all around you and" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3917, "text": "then you get curse and it's awful and it" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 3918.44, "text": "kills you instantly that in this game" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 3920.2, "text": "it's called Death blade but it's under" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 3922.319, "text": "this giant" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3923.559, "text": "like what would you call it it's like a" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 3925.72, "text": "squid" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 3927.079, "text": "face just has this big like flat mouth" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 3929.68, "text": "on" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3931.16, "text": "it it's really cool we get a better look" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 3933.599, "text": "at it as we're going up this" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3935.96, "text": "ladder" }, { "duration": 5.961, "start": 3937.799, "text": "um but for a long time I didn't know" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3941.48, "text": "what it meant it has like a a nipple" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 3943.76, "text": "forehead as" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3946.44, "text": "well just really really cool looking I" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 3949.16, "text": "mean that sings to my uh Aesthetics a" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 3952.2, "text": "lot and my tastes in anything like giant" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 3955.96, "text": "monster thing of course that's me but" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 3958.44, "text": "like giant Cosmic sort of eldrich being" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3961.319, "text": "cthulu" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 3963.039, "text": "like just really really cool I can't" }, { "duration": 3.641, "start": 3965.839, "text": "believe I missed it the first" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3967.44, "text": "time but it's going to have have" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 3969.48, "text": "significance for us later oh and I" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 3971.279, "text": "didn't fight you yet either I think" }, { "duration": 7.9190000000000005, "start": 3973.68, "text": "we're well capable of fighting you now" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 3977.279, "text": "ouch I say as I get my ass" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 3982.079, "text": "beat oh my" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 3984.4, "text": "God hey there we go oh we bleed so fast" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 3987.88, "text": "it's" }, { "duration": 7.201, "start": 3990.039, "text": "awesome what are you" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 3993.079, "text": "doing oh put it down put it down you're" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 3997.24, "text": "not worth" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3999.68, "text": "it you don't even get anything room just" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 4003.079, "text": "Pride I guess uh we do have to do" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 4005.279, "text": "something else in Stormville though um" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 4007.88, "text": "come back out and go there this might" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 4010.52, "text": "actually bring me exactly where I need" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 4011.839, "text": "to be if not then to damn it all don't" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 4015.079, "text": "hit me don't hit me don't hit me I'm a" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 4016.68, "text": "ice boy I'm a nice boy don't hit me" }, { "duration": 7.359, "start": 4019.72, "text": "don't do it ow ow ow" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 4022.76, "text": "ow oh God Dodge it Dodge it ah Jesus oh" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 4027.079, "text": "my poor little ankles oh not again not" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 4030.4, "text": "again not again not again not again oh" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 4032.24, "text": "just run" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 4035.68, "text": "oh pretty much nailed that I think it" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 4039.2, "text": "looked cool doing it too okay sneak cuz" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 4042.48, "text": "there's a big boy over there even late" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 4044.799, "text": "game these guys are [ __ ] hard to" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 4046.64, "text": "fight they jump all over the" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 4049.52, "text": "place this kind of stuff reminds me of" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 4051.52, "text": "Dark Souls 2 I don't like Dark Souls 2 I" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 4054.279, "text": "know a lot of people don't like Dark" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 4055.68, "text": "Souls 2 um I just don't like how the" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 4059.279, "text": "game feels I think the interconnectivity" }, { "duration": 3.321, "start": 4061.599, "text": "of the world is all over the place but a" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 4063.16, "text": "lot of people are like staunch Defenders" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 4064.92, "text": "of Dark Souls 2 if you like it that's" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 4067.599, "text": "fine I'm not going to [ __ ] on anyone's" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 4069.559, "text": "parade for me I just really don't like" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 4072.319, "text": "it I think it's slow I think it's" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 4074.68, "text": "sluggish it makes you feel like I'm" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 4076.16, "text": "playing underwater but it does do some" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 4078.44, "text": "cool stuff and some of the environments" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 4079.599, "text": "are cool um but that area reminds me of" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 4082.44, "text": "the way down to the looking last" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 4084.72, "text": "night all right that Tower that's where" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 4086.72, "text": "we're going also does anyone know why" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 4088.92, "text": "the UR Trey is seethrough on this" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 4092.319, "text": "side whenever I get to this I'm always" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 4094.599, "text": "like wait I can see right through" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 4097.719, "text": "it what's up giant" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 4101.56, "text": "boys wait you guys can actually hit each" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 4103.679, "text": "other so maybe I should just let you" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 4106.279, "text": "guys go to town on one another or it" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 4109.04, "text": "could just look really cool and kill you" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 4113.359, "text": "all oh that is not" }, { "duration": 11.04, "start": 4122.759, "text": "enough I'm pretty damn" }, { "duration": 10.241, "start": 4125.759, "text": "strong okay nice nice nice so cool I'm" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 4133.799, "text": "awesome no on" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 4136, "text": "Unstoppable you didn't drop any items" }, { "duration": 7.719, "start": 4137.96, "text": "did you nope just you and me big" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 4141.04, "text": "boy just you and" }, { "duration": 8.039, "start": 4147.64, "text": "me okay I got you I got you you're going" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 4151.759, "text": "down you're going down giant" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 4155.759, "text": "man I'm not even going to knock you over" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 4158.199, "text": "I'm just going to smack your ankles" }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 4159.52, "text": "until you regret" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 4163.6, "text": "everything okay well like don't do that" }, { "duration": 6.719, "start": 4166.6, "text": "that he's just delaying the" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 4169.04, "text": "inevitable sick so" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 4173.359, "text": "fun uh but yeah whenever I get a a rune" }, { "duration": 2.9210000000000003, "start": 4176.679, "text": "from defeating one of the bosses you" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 4177.96, "text": "have to come to one of these towers to" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 4179.6, "text": "activate it you don't really activate it" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 4181.679, "text": "until you use a rune Arc it's very" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 4183.839, "text": "confusing fromsoft and giant doors name" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 4186.92, "text": "a better Duo this is" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 4190.839, "text": "cool when you finally reach the top of" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 4192.96, "text": "the tower and you realize that there's" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 4194.239, "text": "another set of two things ERS up here" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 4197, "text": "but these ones are" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 4198.36, "text": "dead or at least appear" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4203.12, "text": "dead it's so bizarre I'm I'm not really" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 4206.48, "text": "sure what this" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 4207.88, "text": "means cuz one could surmise that the two" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 4211.679, "text": "fingers are like the fingers of a God" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 4214.199, "text": "and that God has like two fingers on" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 4216.12, "text": "each hand it's like a" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 4218, "text": "T-Rex um but then you see these two" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 4220.52, "text": "fingers and they're also part of the" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 4222.4, "text": "golden order and the UR tree and" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 4224.92, "text": "everything like that and they're" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 4226.76, "text": "governing the runes so is it like two" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4230.04, "text": "fingers on one hand and maybe this God" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 4232.32, "text": "has a bunch of fingers and like they" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 4234.8, "text": "just chop them off cuz it kind of seems" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 4236.92, "text": "like that but it also seems like not" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 4241.199, "text": "that so I don't" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 4243.96, "text": "know great Rune" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 4246.199, "text": "restored so I mean it kind of seems like" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 4250.36, "text": "this one is chopped off from" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 4252.199, "text": "something but maybe we learn more or" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 4254.4, "text": "maybe we're just not destined to learn" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 4256.04, "text": "more maybe that's the ambiguity of it" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 4257.679, "text": "and the beauty of these types of games" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 4260.32, "text": "like not giving you everything um so" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 4262.48, "text": "godric's great run this great Rune is" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 4264.48, "text": "known as the anchor ring found in the" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 4266.28, "text": "center of the Elden ring the first" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 4268.08, "text": "demigods were the Elden Lord Godfrey and" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 4270.239, "text": "his offspring the golden" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 4272.28, "text": "lineage um so Godfrey is the first Elden" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 4275.44, "text": "Lord um if you've ever seen him and he's" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 4279, "text": "probably the one you've seen a lot of in" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 4281.56, "text": "the promotional material for this he's" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 4283, "text": "the guy with the axe and like the lion" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 4285.04, "text": "with him that's like has white fur um" }, { "duration": 6.281, "start": 4288.239, "text": "that's Lord Godfrey the first Elden Lord" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 4291.48, "text": "and his golden lineage are his kids" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 4294.52, "text": "you'll start noticing a pattern in the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 4296.32, "text": "game that the kids are named after their" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4298.8, "text": "parents in a similar fashion like" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 4301.44, "text": "Godfrey had a son named" }, { "duration": 8.359, "start": 4303.32, "text": "godric um and then other people like uh" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 4308.52, "text": "ranala is the daughter of another one" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 4311.679, "text": "and it's named after an r and the Queen" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 4315.56, "text": "Marica had kids and they're named after" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 4319.239, "text": "M's so everybody's kind of named after" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 4321.88, "text": "their parents in some sort of fashion" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 4323.56, "text": "kind of like me actually my father's" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 4325.239, "text": "name was John and my name is Shawn and" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 4327.08, "text": "Shawn is Irish for John like the Gaelic" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 4329.52, "text": "version of it so I guess it's kind of" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 4331.44, "text": "the same and I think I mean correct me" }, { "duration": 4.761, "start": 4333.639, "text": "if I'm wrong Korean people but I think" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 4335.92, "text": "Korean people name their kids after" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 4338.4, "text": "their" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 4339.96, "text": "parents um or at least take one syllable" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 4344.159, "text": "from their parents' name and integrated" }, { "duration": 7.681, "start": 4346.159, "text": "into their kids names I I can't remember" }, { "duration": 6.681, "start": 4349.159, "text": "it like um like if your name was" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 4353.84, "text": "something Jin that you would put Jin" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 4355.84, "text": "into your daughter or your son's name um" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 4359.12, "text": "and they'd have two other syllables with" }, { "duration": 7.681, "start": 4361.239, "text": "it as well CU there it's it's always" }, { "duration": 10.041, "start": 4362.719, "text": "done in threes um like Lee June Park or" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 4368.92, "text": "whatever um or parkle June um and then" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 4372.76, "text": "you would take pieces of that and put it" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 4374.239, "text": "into your kids name but I'm not sure" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 4376.36, "text": "I've always kind of remembered that very" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 4379.44, "text": "sparsely and I've always kind of wanted" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 4381.159, "text": "to look into it again so please let me" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 4383.08, "text": "know any Korean people who watch me if" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 4385.52, "text": "any uh let me know like the actual" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 4388.679, "text": "reasoning for that and how it works cuz" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 4390.96, "text": "I I want to learn about it again we're" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 4392.52, "text": "all for an" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 4393.84, "text": "adventure head to the Village of the" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 4395.639, "text": "Alban orics right under" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 4397.96, "text": "here damn that looks" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 4401.239, "text": "cool this game looks cool I love the fog" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 4404.6, "text": "hanging over all of the lake as" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 4407.56, "text": "well dude if you don't like this game if" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 4410.199, "text": "you don't think this game looks epic" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 4411.6, "text": "then I don't even want to know about it" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 4413.159, "text": "I don't even want to know you you must" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 4416, "text": "share all of the same opinions that I do" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 4418.44, "text": "or else get out of" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4421.8, "text": "here there we're heading up there to the" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 4423.84, "text": "Village of the Alban orics cuz there's a" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 4426.56, "text": "a little part of nef's quest that I want" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 4428.32, "text": "to" }, { "duration": 8.600999999999999, "start": 4430.679, "text": "do is she here no have to do something" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 4435.48, "text": "else this stuff is very berserk to me" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 4439.28, "text": "they sort of" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 4440.6, "text": "like there there's so many towns in" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 4442.8, "text": "berserk where there's people just" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 4443.92, "text": "hanging off poles like this it's awful" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 4446.36, "text": "looking um but also like" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 4450.32, "text": "gothically very I mean it's it's weird" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 4453.48, "text": "to say this looks gorgeous when it's a" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 4456.159, "text": "bunch of people being" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 4458.08, "text": "hanged um but you know what I mean" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 4461.6, "text": "there's something like" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 4463.48, "text": "morbidly aesthetic" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 4465.719, "text": "I'll just stop talking here's nefi nefi" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 4468.92, "text": "you start saying things now oh it's you" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 4472.04, "text": "well what do you make of" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 4474.28, "text": "it what's happened to this Village I" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 4477.199, "text": "witnessed a sight much the same in my" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 4479.52, "text": "infancy the oppression of the week" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 4482.92, "text": "murder and pillage unchecked a waking" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 4486.12, "text": "Nightmare made by men yeah men are" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 4490.199, "text": "awful like I am a man and I try and live" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 4493.6, "text": "my life to the best of my ability but" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 4495.32, "text": "collectively men are just the worst but" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 4498.239, "text": "this time I'm a woman grown hell yeah" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 4501.48, "text": "and though the suffering cannot be" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 4503.28, "text": "undone I can still meet out justice" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 4506.76, "text": "justice to the oppressors me let the" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 4509.08, "text": "scars I carve remind them I am nef L" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 4514.28, "text": "Warrior hell yeah let's go" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 4519.12, "text": "girl um all right let's grab this larva" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 4522.48, "text": "here this is for respecing later if you" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 4524.679, "text": "want to do it I mean I probably won't" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 4527.159, "text": "but it's good to have" }, { "duration": 6.561, "start": 4532.239, "text": "nonetheless I wish this Village was" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 4534.6, "text": "bigger like it's a cool place and like" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 4538.8, "text": "[ __ ] up [ __ ] is happening here and" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 4540.76, "text": "there's lore here and everything but" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 4542.08, "text": "it's it's actually a really really tiny" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 4544.08, "text": "part of the" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 4549.679, "text": "game I think that tends to happen a lot" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 4552.159, "text": "with some of the areas in this game that" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 4555.239, "text": "there's so many of them that some of" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 4556.96, "text": "them aren't that well fleshed out or" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 4559.96, "text": "there's just not a whole lot to" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 4561.719, "text": "them like these guys come back later and" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 4564.239, "text": "there's relevance to" }, { "duration": 6.281, "start": 4568.239, "text": "them but I think just in regards to how" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 4570.8, "text": "big this area is it's it's kind of" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 4574.56, "text": "nothing sorry I know you're just taking" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 4577.08, "text": "a break or whatever but you could turn" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 4579.6, "text": "on me at any moment and I don't know" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 4581.8, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 4583.48, "text": "um yeah cuz this there's another place" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 4585.4, "text": "called The Windmill Village that we'll" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 4586.56, "text": "get to later which is one of my favorite" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 4588.28, "text": "places in the whole game aesthetically" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 4591.12, "text": "and then you get there and it's kind of" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 4592.48, "text": "over in 5 minutes there's not a whole" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 4594.52, "text": "lot to it I know not every place has to" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 4596.56, "text": "be as big as like storm Vil or Mount" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 4598.36, "text": "gilir but I don't know would just be" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 4601.56, "text": "cool if they" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 4602.96, "text": "were oh that is so much bleed God damn" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 4609.08, "text": "you got wrecked you didn't even have a" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 4610.6, "text": "chance to" }, { "duration": 5.879, "start": 4612.84, "text": "attack nice" }, { "duration": 7.121, "start": 4616.159, "text": "what's this part with late oned you" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 4618.719, "text": "ask please no dear" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 4623.36, "text": "me I have a clue no secrets lie with me" }, { "duration": 8.8, "start": 4627.52, "text": "not a one I have a clue please leave me" }, { "duration": 8.759, "start": 4630.96, "text": "be no wait then you're not one of them" }, { "duration": 3.399, "start": 4636.32, "text": "well what a" }, { "duration": 8.24, "start": 4642.76, "text": "relief Goodness Me" }, { "duration": 6.721, "start": 4645.679, "text": "I am Alas and aloric as you can see he" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 4651, "text": "sounds like he's from the south of" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 4652.4, "text": "Ireland the whole village is finished" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 4655.92, "text": "the cursed mongers have destroyed" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 4658.639, "text": "everything no one that remains has their" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 4661.4, "text": "wits about them I beg" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 4663.96, "text": "you would you look after this Medallion" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 4667.199, "text": "you must keep it out of the curs he also" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 4669.88, "text": "has a bit of Welch in him okay this is" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 4672.639, "text": "really important for one of the areas I" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 4674.84, "text": "I didn't know he was here you should" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 4676.199, "text": "meet the young aloric latena then please" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 4679.52, "text": "give it to her ooh latena is good" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 4682.239, "text": "actually I okay again I didn't know this" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 4685.56, "text": "guy was here on my first few few" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 4687.159, "text": "playthroughs cuz I there was no notes" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 4690.12, "text": "lying around the play saying like Hey" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 4692.12, "text": "try rolling or whatever so I just" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 4694.08, "text": "completely missed him um and then I" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 4696.679, "text": "missed latena and I missed the whole H" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 4698.56, "text": "tree section the first time through the" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 4700.48, "text": "H tree is" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 4703.12, "text": "awesome the boss that" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 4705.8, "text": "not so much I mean she's cool but" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 4708.28, "text": "melenia can suck a massive giant bag of" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 4712.56, "text": "dicks ow H okay we're fighting a boss" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 4715.76, "text": "that's right there above my" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 4718, "text": "head but he's" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 4719.92, "text": "tricky so we're going to call in nef L" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 4724.28, "text": "Warrior she's going to help I like nefi" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 4727.48, "text": "I like giving her a chance I don't like" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 4729, "text": "Summoner to fight godric cuz it just" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4731.08, "text": "doubles up his health and makes him kind" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 4732.76, "text": "of too hard uh um but she's cool she got" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 4735.84, "text": "dual axes I kind of again I want to do a" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 4738.199, "text": "build like that as well I want to do all" }, { "duration": 2.119, "start": 4739.6, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 4743.56, "text": "builds but I also want to do all this to" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 4746.12, "text": "progress her" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 4751.6, "text": "story okay here he comes watch out nelli" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 4754.48, "text": "this guy hits like a [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 4761, "text": "truck but I bleed baby" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 4765.639, "text": "get him neelly" }, { "duration": 8.12, "start": 4767.8, "text": "oh God he bled you to half Health" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 4772.6, "text": "instantly my God doesn't this fight" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 4775.92, "text": "remind you of the ca demon in Dark Souls" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 4779, "text": "1 he um he has dogs all around him as" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 4781.96, "text": "well he has the same two kind of weapons" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 4784.159, "text": "he just the same sorts of" }, { "duration": 9.879, "start": 4788.8, "text": "attacks yes nefi yes get him yeah baby" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4796.32, "text": "nice and then she's just" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 4798.679, "text": "gone they don't even waste any time this" }, { "duration": 3.159, "start": 4801.08, "text": "time of getting rid of them it's just" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 4802.36, "text": "like we did it I" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 4804.239, "text": "gone thanks for help out I" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 4807.199, "text": "gone Moon Arc" }, { "duration": 7.641, "start": 4809.719, "text": "nice cool that's it that's the aloric" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 4813.32, "text": "village short right so sad so he talked" }, { "duration": 9.279, "start": 4817.36, "text": "about Lenna who is someone we can go" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 4821, "text": "find um I she's somewhere along this" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4826.76, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 4828.199, "text": "um lasar ruins that's those ones I think" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 4831.28, "text": "oh God giant" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 4832.679, "text": "crab she's to the west of the lasier" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4835.159, "text": "ruins is what Gideon says if you go back" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 4837.08, "text": "and show him the secret Medallion but I" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 4839.679, "text": "know where to go so I'm not going to go" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 4840.88, "text": "back and waste my time talking to" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 4843.639, "text": "Gideon [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 4846, "text": "face got" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 4847.92, "text": "him uh so let's see if I can find it" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 4850.199, "text": "again it's like a cave somewhere along" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 4852, "text": "here yeah here nice okay okay that was" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 4855.92, "text": "easy the Lakeside Crystal Cave hold on" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 4858.84, "text": "need me lamp I need eyes in the dark" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4861.48, "text": "Lads should I can't be seen anything if" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 4863.56, "text": "I'm going in" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 4866.96, "text": "Blain oh wait this place actually sucks" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 4869.6, "text": "doesn't" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 4870.56, "text": "it I thought I just went through the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 4872.48, "text": "cave and came out the other side and she" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 4873.679, "text": "was there but oh wo ter leaves an" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 4877.6, "text": "avocado" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 4879.28, "text": "thanks a" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 4881.679, "text": "banana same energy arterially" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 4890.04, "text": "thanks everybody" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 4894.239, "text": "dies" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 4896, "text": "everybody a spear" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 4898.6, "text": "Talisman nice I assume for thrusting" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 4902.6, "text": "weapons also as a note to game devs" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 4905.48, "text": "whenever you put a waterfall in your" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 4907.04, "text": "game you are obligated to always put" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 4910.08, "text": "something behind it no matter the" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 4911.36, "text": "waterfall no matter how big how small" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 4913.48, "text": "there always has to be something" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 4914.6, "text": "something behind it because that will" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4915.84, "text": "never not be fun and never not be cool" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 4918.4, "text": "and make me feel like some sort of" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4920.6, "text": "Genius like even if it's behind every" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 4923.12, "text": "single waterfall in the game and" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 4925.36, "text": "everyone I find has a little cave in it" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 4927.92, "text": "I'll always feel good about" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 4930.32, "text": "that just do it for me" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 4933.04, "text": "please do me a solid as a random" }, { "duration": 6.519, "start": 4937.12, "text": "Irishman on the" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 4938.96, "text": "internet oh fi off snails" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 4944.76, "text": "oh so" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 4947.159, "text": "annoying that's the most annoying thing" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 4949.52, "text": "in a from soft game is the tiny enemies" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 4951.8, "text": "who are able to attack so" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 4953.92, "text": "often wolves dogs" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 4957.48, "text": "bats Birds snails this has to be the" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 4961.4, "text": "boss yeah what are you Blood Hound" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 4963.8, "text": "Knight oh God okay you might actually" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 4966.639, "text": "prove to be a little" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 4972.56, "text": "tricky okay I'm trying to back back away" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 4974.8, "text": "to summon my things and it's going to" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 4976.08, "text": "get me" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 4980.32, "text": "killed okay can you just back off for" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 4983.679, "text": "one" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 4986.12, "text": "second okay worth worth worth okay put" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 4989.84, "text": "on your" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 4990.92, "text": "bubble now we'll have a" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 4996.28, "text": "fight oh oh little" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 4999.639, "text": "baby little baby he's going to kill me" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 5002.76, "text": "he's absolutely going to kill me" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 5006.12, "text": "get him" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 5007, "text": "wolves he hurt me he hurt" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 5012.48, "text": "Papa dude he just annihilate all my" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 5014.8, "text": "Wolves at" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 5016.8, "text": "once" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 5019.199, "text": "nice nice he [ __ ] he [ __ ] I don't think" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 5023.8, "text": "you can teabag in the game now I've done" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 5025.719, "text": "it to so many people in" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 5027.96, "text": "PvP uh when they invade when I'm playing" }, { "duration": 6.119, "start": 5030.6, "text": "with Evelyn and I mean I don't feel good" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 5033.4, "text": "about it but I also giggle every time" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 5036.719, "text": "so let that be what I have" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 5040.4, "text": "you yay we did it we're out the other" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 5043.32, "text": "side now we get to talk to" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 5045.88, "text": "Lenna foul" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 5048, "text": "tarnished what you want why is everyone" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 5050.44, "text": "GRE me like that hearing brute that I" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 5052.96, "text": "possess no such Medallion or have you" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 5056.159, "text": "come to take more from me was my other" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 5058.92, "text": "half not enough no I'm a good guy I'm a" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 5061.44, "text": "really good guy except everyone keeps" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 5063.44, "text": "talk talking to me like talking down to" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 5065.36, "text": "me foul tarnished you Maiden foul" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 5068.639, "text": "tarnished Baby" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 5070.76, "text": "[ __ ] be nice to me I could kill you if" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 5074, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 7.319, "start": 5075.36, "text": "want do you speak true so old alus" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 5079.32, "text": "entrusted his medalian to you no foolies" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 5082.679, "text": "then I have no choice but to trust that" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 5085.639, "text": "this was his dying will let's try" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 5088.76, "text": "again I'm" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 5090.6, "text": "Lenna an Alba noric the same as old Al" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 5093.84, "text": "what is an Al my apologies for my co" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 5096.08, "text": "words earlier I presume the worst seeing" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 5100.32, "text": "that you're another tarnished like that" }, { "duration": 4.761, "start": 5102.159, "text": "all hearing brute I hope that you will" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 5104.92, "text": "forgive" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 5106.92, "text": "me sorry lien I'm looking up the meaning" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 5109.48, "text": "of" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 5110.32, "text": "aloric white" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 5113.56, "text": "gold essentially means white gold Albin" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 5116.28, "text": "white or bright and oric meaning of gold" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 5121.04, "text": "interesting The Medallion is better off" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 5123.28, "text": "in your hands anymore anyway would you" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 5125.6, "text": "consider doing me a great service sure I" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 5128.199, "text": "must go back there is something I must" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 5130.96, "text": "do even if I must say farewell to my" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 5133.639, "text": "wolf Lobo no will you show me the way to" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 5137.56, "text": "the land of micholas Hal tree if you" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 5140.639, "text": "accept I would gladly apprise you of the" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 5144.08, "text": "whereabouts of the medallions are half I" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 5146.48, "text": "already know thank you kindly they say" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 5150.56, "text": "the other half of The Medallion is" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 5152.4, "text": "beyond the F Castle soul yeah yeah yeah" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 5155.119, "text": "I know I know where it is um but you can" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 5157.76, "text": "get her as a summon then I suppose it's" }, { "duration": 6.92, "start": 5159.44, "text": "time farewell" }, { "duration": 7.361, "start": 5161.639, "text": "Lobo my faithful wolf my better half I" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 5166.36, "text": "will go with the tarnished so that our" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 5169, "text": "journey will not have been in vain" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 5171.239, "text": "forgive" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 5173.199, "text": "mea it's really sad that she has to" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 5175.76, "text": "leave her wolf I think he's dead" }, { "duration": 8.08, "start": 5178.119, "text": "but uh or upon me when needed and I will" }, { "duration": 7.359, "start": 5182.8, "text": "fight at your side how are you doing" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 5186.199, "text": "that how are you a voice in my" }, { "duration": 4.761, "start": 5190.159, "text": "head uncool we just met and she called" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 5192.639, "text": "me foul tarnish now she's talking in my" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 5194.92, "text": "brain I don't like" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 5199.199, "text": "that oh Runar nice farewell Lobo may you" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 5204.199, "text": "rest in peace oh [ __ ] I forgot that this" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 5206.719, "text": "happens when you come back to the round" }, { "duration": 7.199, "start": 5207.92, "text": "table en is pissed cuz I got the half of" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 5210.88, "text": "The Medallion so I got to fight him" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 5217.52, "text": "Andie you're going" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 5220.44, "text": "down down into the ground" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 5224, "text": "Ena you okay hold on hold hold on where" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 5228.32, "text": "is it where is I don't have a pointing" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 5231.08, "text": "down emot in the" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 5234.32, "text": "ground" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 5236.56, "text": "nice but because of that now I get his" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 5239.32, "text": "armor which I feel like is one of the" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 5241.76, "text": "sickest pieces of armor in the entire" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 5243.8, "text": "game" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 5245.6, "text": "it's not better than the helmet I have" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 5247.88, "text": "but fashion Souls is a thing for a" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 5251.84, "text": "reason and it's all medium armor and I" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 5254.84, "text": "can wear it now look how cool I am" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 5258.04, "text": "witness" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 5260.4, "text": "me I'm a Skelly boy uh bro what about" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 5264.4, "text": "your your guy like what was that about" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 5266.36, "text": "oh my apologies for that nasty business" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 5270.32, "text": "Ena got rather ahead of himself it seems" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 5273.4, "text": "as his master" }, { "duration": 9.401, "start": 5275.119, "text": "I'd like to express my regret but now" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 5278.639, "text": "Ena is slain and gone finished forever" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 5284.719, "text": "more that's it man you don't really have" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 5286.96, "text": "any like loyalty to him at all I'm" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 5289.96, "text": "literally here wearing his skin in front" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 5291.76, "text": "of you and you're just like oh well he's" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 5293.36, "text": "gone bye it's cold Gideon it's time Ray" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 5298, "text": "luara here we come I have my Glenstone" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 5301.36, "text": "key now I can head on in now we're going" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 5303.639, "text": "to go fight rala but we're able to look" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 5306, "text": "around the academy that I kept seeing B" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 5308.92, "text": "again basically just" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 5310.44, "text": "Hogwarts they should just have called it" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 5312.52, "text": "Hogwarts in the game why not I can go in" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 5315.159, "text": "and find" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 5316.56, "text": "Harry I'm not going to get that sight of" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 5318.6, "text": "Grace cuz I feel like I'd just get one" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 5320.639, "text": "when I go up the elevator and then I" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 5323.199, "text": "honestly feel like when you're in the" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 5324.6, "text": "smaller locations like this like apart" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 5327.28, "text": "from the open world you get so many" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 5329.52, "text": "sites of Grace in these tiny areas and" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 5331.199, "text": "you don't know which ones are like" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 5332.44, "text": "forward cuz everything's kind of like" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 5334.56, "text": "wrapped around itself I never know which" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 5336.199, "text": "one I've come to and which I" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 5339.4, "text": "haven't but look at" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 5342.6, "text": "that oh what a cool looking" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 5347.96, "text": "area it looks so" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 5351.6, "text": "good I love the kind of magic that's" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 5353.84, "text": "hanging in the air as well like there's" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 5355.36, "text": "so much magic around here" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 5358.56, "text": "that it's just hanging in the air oh now" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 5361.76, "text": "I remember why the the sight of Grace is" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 5364.159, "text": "there cuz these guys" }, { "duration": 8.119, "start": 5369.52, "text": "suck and they might kill you if you" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 5373.719, "text": "suck luckily I do" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 5379, "text": "not I love this armor it's so cool I'm" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 5381.56, "text": "going to use this for a" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 5383.239, "text": "while um okay these puppets kind of" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 5388.96, "text": "suck Well they suck cuz as soon as you" }, { "duration": 3.641, "start": 5391.159, "text": "hit them and get them to half Health" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 5392.48, "text": "they start freaking out and they start" }, { "duration": 6.839, "start": 5394.8, "text": "like doing nuts and attacking you even" }, { "duration": 8.719, "start": 5398.44, "text": "more so it's like you need to kill them" }, { "duration": 7.681, "start": 5401.639, "text": "quick which I can do with this oh" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 5407.159, "text": "sick that was" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 5409.32, "text": "fun okay maybe it's not slower that felt" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 5412.04, "text": "good" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 5415.36, "text": "wow I just love that idea that fofs" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 5418.239, "text": "always do that whenever you get into an" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 5419.6, "text": "area you can kind of see where you're" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 5421.04, "text": "supposed to be going all the time" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 5425.4, "text": "they just have such a good way of" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 5427.48, "text": "creating their level design it's just" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 5430.239, "text": "interesting but also amazing to look" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 5433.159, "text": "at uh I'm going around here cuz I don't" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 5435.159, "text": "want to fight any of those" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 5437.159, "text": "guys they're stinky they grab you they" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 5440.32, "text": "take your FP and your health they don't" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 5443.36, "text": "give you much they're annoying to kill" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 5446.159, "text": "they're just a bad time all" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 5451.639, "text": "around plus I can come in here" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 5456.28, "text": "and do that and be all" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 5459.28, "text": "awesome oh you get them as a" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 5462.119, "text": "summon" }, { "duration": 7.161, "start": 5465.159, "text": "neat I didn't mean to do that but" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 5468.159, "text": "okay um that dog didn't see" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 5472.88, "text": "anything okay running past you running" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 5475.159, "text": "past you bye excuse me excuse" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 5479.44, "text": "me oh come" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 5482.76, "text": "on oh oh" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 5486.8, "text": "[ __ ] so annoying so" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 5492.199, "text": "annoying so many [ __ ] dogs so" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 5499.159, "text": "annoying oh I wanted to jump on the" }, { "duration": 2.601, "start": 5501.159, "text": "elevator" }, { "duration": 6.119, "start": 5505.08, "text": "but okay nice yeah back up back up get" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 5510, "text": "out of my" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 5511.199, "text": "sight I don't have any way of bringing" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 5513.4, "text": "up myself I need to put a a blue flask" }, { "duration": 2.241, "start": 5517.119, "text": "on" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 5521.6, "text": "eventually H" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 5529.719, "text": "up I think getting out of that blood" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 5533.04, "text": "move actually takes longer now but I" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 5536.119, "text": "could be wrong I'm just going to keep" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 5538.04, "text": "doing" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 5540.679, "text": "this" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 5542.6, "text": "nice woo those guys can be" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 5545.56, "text": "tough and I forgot old dinkle bamp" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 5548.52, "text": "dinkle bm's going to cure the world of" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 5551.719, "text": "all this" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 5554.32, "text": "fishness oh God I got nervous for a" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 5558.679, "text": "second all right you can write this all" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 5561.119, "text": "the way around but I'm not going to do" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 5562.719, "text": "that I don't want" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 5565.159, "text": "to take" }, { "duration": 6.719, "start": 5567, "text": "this and that I'm one of" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 5570.08, "text": "these how did I miss how did you miss" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 5573.719, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 6.761, "start": 5574.639, "text": "that Jesus" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 5578.08, "text": "Christ you're all over the" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 5581.4, "text": "place the music in this place is so" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 5583.88, "text": "weird as well it feels" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 5585.88, "text": "like it feels like you're in Disneyland" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 5589, "text": "like everything's all" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 5590.96, "text": "magical which I mean makes sense oh" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 5594.28, "text": "secret wall by the" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 5595.719, "text": "way it makes sense since you are in a" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 5598.08, "text": "magical land uh I'm not going around" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 5600.56, "text": "there you got to if you're a mage build" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 5602.679, "text": "it's worth going around there cuz you" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 5604.04, "text": "get a helmet that increases your stuff" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 5607.119, "text": "but I'm not" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 5611.92, "text": "that I love that they bleed so" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 5616.8, "text": "fast this section is" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 5622.48, "text": "annoying there's just so many of them" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 5625, "text": "everywhere all the" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 5627.159, "text": "time I mean I'm lucky that I take them" }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 5629.4, "text": "down so quick but then there's a giant" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 5630.84, "text": "pot in the" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 5632.239, "text": "corner dude I'm friends with" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 5635.48, "text": "Alexander he can vouch for" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 5638.84, "text": "me are you going to come over this way" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 5640.76, "text": "or not oh" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 5646.44, "text": "god oh Jesus Christ okay I'm out I'm out" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 5649.96, "text": "I'm I'm just going to go back here that" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 5652.28, "text": "was just a sign from the heavens that" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 5655, "text": "that's not going to work" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 5658.52, "text": "out that was the games way of telling me" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 5661.32, "text": "good luck buddy shouldn't have that" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 5663.08, "text": "equipped if I'm not actually you know" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 5665.36, "text": "what I'm going use explosive stones on" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 5668.159, "text": "you I'm going throw rocks at you until" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 5670.52, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 5674.719, "text": "burst well that was [ __ ] useless" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 5676.92, "text": "wasn't" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 5678.119, "text": "it oh yeah oh" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 5681.96, "text": "yeah oh" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 5684.199, "text": "yeah give me your meat dumplings uh-oh" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 5687.84, "text": "I'm actually not as full health as I" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 5689.76, "text": "thought that is not it oh God my reckas" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 5693.84, "text": "I've just ingested a bunch of" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 5696.44, "text": "sulfur oh look at these Dodges look at" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 5699.119, "text": "these Dodges you'll never hit me" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 5702.44, "text": "oh one man" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 5704.76, "text": "army that was really" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 5708.96, "text": "cool oh I forgot I have to fight the wol" }, { "duration": 2.201, "start": 5711.239, "text": "of" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 5713.48, "text": "rigon oh he" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 5717.44, "text": "stinks ow walked right into that" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 5720.36, "text": "one you know when you remember some" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 5722.679, "text": "bosses and you're just like oh God" }, { "duration": 6.559, "start": 5727.56, "text": "why like he's fine he's cool I" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 5731.04, "text": "guess um but he just jumps all over the" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 5734.119, "text": "place and it's hard for me to hit him" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 5735.36, "text": "with this build but hopefully I do" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 5736.84, "text": "enough bleed um secret stuff over here" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 5738.96, "text": "as" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 5740.679, "text": "well is it all Mage it's all Mage" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 5743.119, "text": "related I'm not going to do it but" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 5745.28, "text": "secret stuff there if you want" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 5746.8, "text": "it um right we have latena on our team" }, { "duration": 7.759, "start": 5749.92, "text": "now she fires arrows she's cool do I" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 5752.6, "text": "have enough FP to summon her uh no cuz" }, { "duration": 9.281, "start": 5757.679, "text": "I'm low on FP so I actually need to go" }, { "duration": 9.88, "start": 5761, "text": "reset ah ah run ah no you don't see me I" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 5766.96, "text": "am the wind I am the" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 5773.48, "text": "knigh they go around this" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 5776.08, "text": "way they're" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 5779.4, "text": "everywhere oh God oh God oh God" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 5782, "text": "Serpentine" }, { "duration": 6.639, "start": 5785.6, "text": "okay now summon Lieutenant" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 5788.239, "text": "immediately nice nice nice" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 5793.639, "text": "nice get him lutena oh my God he just" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 5797.159, "text": "took half your [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 5799, "text": "Health" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 5801.96, "text": "ouch oh my" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 5805, "text": "God stop jumping around and take your" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 5810.8, "text": "lumps nice nice keep him busy" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 5816.04, "text": "all right I didn't get" }, { "duration": 8.639, "start": 5818.04, "text": "hurt ow I got hurt I got hurt" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 5822.119, "text": "again I I'm almost dead Lieutenant save" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 5827, "text": "me oh my God stop [ __ ] jumping around" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 5829.88, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 5832.44, "text": "place like I know that's your thing like" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 5834.76, "text": "you have an" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 5835.96, "text": "advantage and you're using it but it's" }, { "duration": 3.321, "start": 5838.679, "text": "so annoying" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 5846.119, "text": "wait what happened to" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 5848.52, "text": "lutena oh did she get hit by the magic" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 5851.84, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 8.879, "start": 5855.28, "text": "[ __ ] oh nice lutana that one for you" }, { "duration": 6.641, "start": 5859.679, "text": "lutena where' you go oh God like that I" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 5864.159, "text": "killed him" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 5866.32, "text": "lutena" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 5867.88, "text": "hey hey he sounded like the the guy from" }, { "duration": 5.879, "start": 5871.32, "text": "the Lego commercials hey" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 5875.08, "text": "what if I told you there's a big ball" }, { "duration": 7.281, "start": 5877.199, "text": "and it wants to kill you how would you" }, { "duration": 6.359, "start": 5879.88, "text": "react would you be scared" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 5884.48, "text": "horrified" }, { "duration": 8.161, "start": 5886.239, "text": "ow ow normally I dodge through" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 5890.96, "text": "that that that's how I'd react by the" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 5894.4, "text": "way but I don't have time I have to kill" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 5899, "text": "moonram what even is a moon grum huh Al" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 5902.44, "text": "so I think he can Parry" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 5904, "text": "me and I think he loves doing it" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 5911.52, "text": "[ __ ] I'm not" }, { "duration": 6.399, "start": 5914.84, "text": "sure I may have to look it back in the" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 5917.199, "text": "instant replay but I think he can Parry" }, { "duration": 6.361, "start": 5924.199, "text": "me round two round" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 5927.08, "text": "two oh clean clean as a" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 5930.56, "text": "whistle whistles are pretty clean cuz" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 5932.599, "text": "you spit into them all the same they're" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 5935, "text": "self" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 5935.88, "text": "cleaning okay let's go again buddy" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 5942.239, "text": "boy I didn't know he could I didn't know" }, { "duration": 7.681, "start": 5945.599, "text": "he could do that to my running" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 5948.84, "text": "l1's you dirty dirty man all right I'm" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 5953.28, "text": "pulling it out I'm pulling it out the" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 5955.639, "text": "Dick's coming" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 5956.84, "text": "out what this man must be stopped can" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 5959.56, "text": "you you can't Parry those right" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 5963.88, "text": "I don't do that much damage okay now" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 5965.36, "text": "you're not" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 5967.32, "text": "parrying can't Parry when you don't have" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 5969.159, "text": "a shield" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 5972.56, "text": "[ __ ] oh putting that flask to your" }, { "duration": 7.639, "start": 5975.56, "text": "mouth glub Glo w a" }, { "duration": 8.96, "start": 5978.44, "text": "sippy oh baby want his bottle I give you" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 5983.199, "text": "a bottle a bottle of these" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 5988.32, "text": "nuts I feel good about that one feel" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 5991.159, "text": "real good" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 5993.52, "text": "ow she's smacking me with the Bible oh" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 5996.719, "text": "Lord oh not the New" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 5999.239, "text": "Testament my face it's more of an Old" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 6002.52, "text": "Testament kind of face" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 6004.719, "text": "Jesus she's like have you heard the good" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 6006.92, "text": "word right boss time we're going to" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 6009.44, "text": "fight" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 6010.599, "text": "ranala Queen of the moon or something" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 6013.88, "text": "I'm also going to use a rune Arc for" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 6015.52, "text": "this so you can see that I have in the" }, { "duration": 3.081, "start": 6018.719, "text": "top left you can see that I have" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 6019.639, "text": "godric's Rune" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 6021.8, "text": "equipped um but but it's not active yet" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 6024.56, "text": "until you use a rune Arc which then" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 6027, "text": "grants you the affinities of" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 6029.159, "text": "that which does a lot godrick one is" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 6032, "text": "really strong early on because it it" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 6034.32, "text": "adds plus five to all of your attributes" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 6037.52, "text": "so all of these Vigor mind and Juran" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 6039.48, "text": "strength dexterity intelligence Faith" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 6041, "text": "Arcane all get plus five when you have" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 6043.32, "text": "that equipped so early game it's really" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 6046.4, "text": "powerful I mean it's still pretty" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 6048.119, "text": "powerful even to late game but just it" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 6050.32, "text": "boosts everything for you" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 6055.36, "text": "this fight could go really" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 6057.119, "text": "quick or I might get ruined in the" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 6059.52, "text": "second" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 6068.48, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 6077.44, "text": "phase dirty child biting my feet" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 6086.92, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 6091.04, "text": "creepy that's why I hate" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 6099.8, "text": "children Hush little" }, { "duration": 10.08, "start": 6107, "text": "Calver I'll soon birthy a new a Sweeting" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 6113.52, "text": "fresh and" }, { "duration": 8.159, "start": 6118.56, "text": "pure we got issues" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 6122.119, "text": "lady okay first phase" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 6128, "text": "simple you just need to kill the ones" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 6130.199, "text": "that are glowing and it cracks her" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 6135, "text": "egg but finding them isn't always easy" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 6144.04, "text": "where is" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 6145.28, "text": "she oh I hear you singing stop flinging" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 6147.92, "text": "books at me okay I'm not going to read" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 6150.44, "text": "the Bible maybe it's Harry Potter" }, { "duration": 6.359, "start": 6152.88, "text": "actually cuz they're in a school of" }, { "duration": 6.681, "start": 6155.719, "text": "witches okay can I do" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 6159.239, "text": "this no this is going to take longer" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 6162.4, "text": "normally I can get her dead in like one" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 6168.84, "text": "goal no God one more swing" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 6174.36, "text": "I should have swung and then done the" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 6176.08, "text": "blood" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 6177.04, "text": "blade that would have" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 6181.48, "text": "worked oh the singing one is always the" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 6184, "text": "one I always play this on TV I never" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 6186.159, "text": "play it with" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 6188.159, "text": "headphones if you just follow the" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 6189.84, "text": "singing you find the" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 6195.03, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.48, "start": 6197.36, "text": "child I hear you child your voice is" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 6201.92, "text": "terrible okay still not bad" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 6205.84, "text": "but it feels great when you kill her all" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 6208.239, "text": "in one" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 6212.599, "text": "go best Boss" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 6220.679, "text": "Arena the game's loading it in it needs" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 6222.96, "text": "a" }, { "duration": 8.279, "start": 6231.88, "text": "moment my my" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 6235.36, "text": "beloved have no fear I will hold" }, { "duration": 6.281, "start": 6240.159, "text": "thee" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 6242.36, "text": "patience ye will be countless born" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 6246.44, "text": "forever and" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 6250.28, "text": "ever so" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 6259.84, "text": "cool upon my name is rannie the witch" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 6267.159, "text": "mother's Rich Lumber shall not be" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 6269.239, "text": "disturbed by" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 6272.8, "text": "thee foul" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 6276.719, "text": "trespasser send word far and" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 6285, "text": "wide" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 6288.76, "text": "oh of the last queen of karia grard of" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 6293.48, "text": "the full Mo [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.799, "start": 6295.88, "text": "yeah so" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 6298.96, "text": "dope and the Majesty of the night she" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 6303.76, "text": "conjure I love that like Steely" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 6305.84, "text": "determination like all right play time's" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 6314.679, "text": "over okay now" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 6319.36, "text": "summon whoa okay she's doing a moon" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 6322.4, "text": "she's doing a mo Moon lutena you might" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 6324.48, "text": "be dead lutena watch out oh the moon's" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 6327.56, "text": "coming for me" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 6329.36, "text": "actually that moon hits you you take" }, { "duration": 8.12, "start": 6331.4, "text": "more magic damage for the rest of the" }, { "duration": 8.641, "start": 6334.639, "text": "fight oh God liutenant died" }, { "duration": 8.36, "start": 6339.52, "text": "instantly come over" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 6343.28, "text": "giant oh summoning Giants are" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 6348.159, "text": "we what a [ __ ] tactic I think he" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 6351.8, "text": "should go away after a little bit" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 6353.719, "text": "bit get her get her get her get her get" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 6365, "text": "her you're so annoying fight your own" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 6369.96, "text": "fight I say as I summon latena at the" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 6373, "text": "beginning and have her" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 6374.76, "text": "die oh" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 6380.08, "text": "god oh no no no you don't even do that" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 6383, "text": "that much damage with certain things" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 6385.159, "text": "but oh" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 6389.599, "text": "God just I don't want to take that risk" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 6391.92, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 6396.52, "text": "know oh God you and your [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 6408.199, "text": "moons oh God don't hit me don't hit me" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 6410.639, "text": "don't hit me" }, { "duration": 7.199, "start": 6413.48, "text": "you made a" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 6414.719, "text": "mistake giant Jesus oh" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 6422.639, "text": "Jesus enough with like the Giants and" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 6425.04, "text": "[ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 6430.28, "text": "okay no no" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 6433.96, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 11.56, "start": 6437.36, "text": "no just die let's go dear da" }, { "duration": 7.719, "start": 6443.96, "text": "hell yeah leave thy night into" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 6448.92, "text": "being so" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 6451.679, "text": "awesome that's a fun fight I'm a little" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 6453.96, "text": "underleveled for it um but it makes it" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 6457.159, "text": "more challenging it makes it more" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 6459.28, "text": "fun if I just blast through them allall" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 6461.48, "text": "then it's it's not that fun but first" }, { "duration": 7.239, "start": 6469.96, "text": "try where did he flee my" }, { "duration": 8.56, "start": 6473.48, "text": "sweetings come out from when ye" }, { "duration": 11.52, "start": 6477.199, "text": "hide there are books and light a plenty" }, { "duration": 10.24, "start": 6482.04, "text": "did not come out say I or will he be" }, { "duration": 3.561, "start": 6488.719, "text": "gravestones so she's not" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 6492.52, "text": "dead um what I think happens is that in" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 6495.199, "text": "the first phase you actually fight her" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 6497.04, "text": "and then she gets knocked down and then" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 6498.199, "text": "Ronnie the witch who we've met who gave" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 6500.8, "text": "me the Wolves she went by Rena then but" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 6502.92, "text": "she was she was being" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 6504.28, "text": "sneaky um she comes and then conjures" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 6509.119, "text": "that that second phase I think is all" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 6510.96, "text": "just a spell it's an illusion" }, { "duration": 6.761, "start": 6513.159, "text": "also feet glorious feet I put a note" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 6518.56, "text": "down when I was playing multiplayer when" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 6519.92, "text": "the game came out that said something" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 6521.32, "text": "about feet and I got so many appraisals" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 6524.04, "text": "for" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 6525.76, "text": "it it was kind of" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 6527.719, "text": "funny yeah but that was rala another one" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 6530.4, "text": "in the" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 6531.48, "text": "bag uh let's" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 6534.08, "text": "upgrade decks again I want to I want to" }, { "duration": 7.399, "start": 6536.32, "text": "get decks closer to like" }, { "duration": 8.92, "start": 6538.199, "text": "40 myet okay yeah where did you flee my" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 6543.719, "text": "sweetings where did he flee my I I don't" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 6547.119, "text": "want to go there again I want to go here" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 6549.84, "text": "yeah cool fight if you're a mage that" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 6551.56, "text": "fight gets really really hard because" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 6553.36, "text": "she's very resistant to that but bleed I" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 6555.56, "text": "feel like just kind of depletes her" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 6558.199, "text": "health bar at the beginning so quickly" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 6561.08, "text": "well I'll to you for that is actually" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 6563.239, "text": "not a great summon for any of these" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 6565.199, "text": "fights either oh I don't have any of" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 6567.159, "text": "these cuz she just dies too quickly" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 6570.8, "text": "um but yeah that I think that's going to" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 6573.36, "text": "do it for this episode I think that's a" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 6574.8, "text": "good place to end it there's there's a" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 6576.36, "text": "lot more in Leia of the Lakes um but I" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 6580.96, "text": "kind of did the most relevant stuff for" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 6582.88, "text": "me there's a bunch of stuff up here on" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 6584.32, "text": "the left that I'll do next time but the" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 6586.44, "text": "map pieces like all the way up here and" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 6588.119, "text": "then we're leading into this area later" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 6590.88, "text": "anyway so I'll do all of that next time" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 6593.36, "text": "but I feel like we got a good lot done I" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 6595.32, "text": "want to finish the episode on beating" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 6596.88, "text": "rala cuz that's a fun one to end it on" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 6599.44, "text": "so after you beat her then you can" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 6601.159, "text": "Respec so if you don't like the build" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 6603.719, "text": "that you have let's say you're fighting" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 6605.88, "text": "a bunch of stuff and you're like man" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 6606.92, "text": "this really doesn't gel well with my" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 6608.28, "text": "play style I want to be a melee Builder" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 6610.4, "text": "I want to be a mage or whatever you can" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 6611.92, "text": "Respec at her and you get that larit" }, { "duration": 3.641, "start": 6614.639, "text": "here at the Village of the Alban orics" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 6616.48, "text": "that lets you do it for free so you just" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 6618.28, "text": "reallocate all your attributes cuz by" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 6621.599, "text": "the time you get here you're pick up a" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 6623, "text": "bunch of weapons and spells and things" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 6624.599, "text": "that you're like man I get a lot of" }, { "duration": 4.681, "start": 6625.719, "text": "faith stuff I want to be a Faith Build" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 6627.4, "text": "so it's fun play around with it um I" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 6630.4, "text": "feel like it's it's" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 6632.199, "text": "worthwhile uh respecing your character" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 6634.56, "text": "to be whatever you want it to be there's" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 6636.159, "text": "no right or wrong way to play this game" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 6638.36, "text": "and I think that that's the beauty of it" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 6639.96, "text": "there's so so much build" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 6641.92, "text": "variety um that I think it's fun but" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 6644.84, "text": "anyway that's going to do it for this" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 6646.079, "text": "episode thank you guys so much for" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 6647.639, "text": "watching it don't forget to subscribe" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 6649.159, "text": "and like the video so this goes out to" }, { "duration": 3.321, "start": 6652.079, "text": "everybody and you're up to date when the" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 6653.4, "text": "new episodes come out and next time" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 6655.4, "text": "we're heading up into the Altus" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 6658.32, "text": "Plateau through this little cave here" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 6660.719, "text": "and we're going to head on and then" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 6662.079, "text": "we're going to fight uh stuff there and" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 6664.079, "text": "go up to mount gilir and head on towards" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 6666.56, "text": "PR to rad and then next time after that" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 6670.48, "text": "maybe next time I don't know we'll head" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 6672, "text": "into the kid Wilds a bit and head over" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 6673.719, "text": "towards redan's place and do some fun" }, { "duration": 2.3609999999999998, "start": 6676.199, "text": "stuff there but thank you guys so much" }, { 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We never have to collect eggs again in Animal Crossing New Horizons

It's Bunny Day In Animal Crossing New Horizons... now we can finally stop colelcting eggs Catch more animal crossing streams on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jacksepticeye ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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oh boy more eggs can't wait Oh Isabella hello there everyone free bow inhale it's 301 p.m. on Sunday April 12 2020 I hope you're excited because today is Bunny day the plaza is all a bustle with activity see the can't say Easter because that's a specific type of holiday so that's a Bonnie day even though it's the same thing but they're getting away with it because they don't wanna bring religion into it perhaps we have a special visitor paint hint is it you in the bunny costume because that's what I've assumed is Isabel zipper join me on today's episode of Jack skeptic I where we go over conspiracy theories that's an actual idea that I had for a long time to make a serious call Jack skeptic I where I talk about conspiracy yep anyway I'm sure there's a lot of fun in store for us today so stop by the plaza if you have a chance for additional announcements today we have a visitor staying at the campsite Oh Isabel if I could put you in my pocket I would oh if something from Felix and gab or AC with gabs is because Felix's is going to be [ __ ] a second makes you can swing with a friend I'm sitting with the friend don't swing with a friend that's a completely different thing thanks Evelyn a silver mic it's the one we have but don't we oh yes she said we have a second one excellent all right what did Felix give me who saw outdoor air conditioner oh what a lovely man thanks Felix I'd already have anywhere in my house that I can put it though she should have checked the rest of the mail who's all I don't even know if that actually means you see what it looks like [Music] it's a little loud I kind of need it though these are all 4k 165 Hertz monitors alright great contrast ratios unbelievable refresh rates they're amazing but because of that they have a lot of heat so I need some air conditioning so critics is nice to think of me I mean I know it's outdoors but I'd already have anywhere that I can stick it outdoors that will make sense for my house it'd just be like separated from my house and a walk look right and then everyone in Animal Crossing gonna make fun of me if people come over to see my house they'll be like that's not doing anything because it's outside but if it's inside and it's an outside air conditioner it's so not doing anything they're going to have an existential crisis in Animal Crossing Wow your home top 220-thousand point rank that's cause for celebration and a special gift from there you know how we have the who the WH oh the World Health Organization we also have there oh do you guys want to see the drum room oh I have a very special type of flooring in my drum room that is exactly in line with toss boys values and aesthetic welcome to the garbage room folks it's garbage all day every day what's up tortellini honey I'm trash tortellini I got a second mic so now we can do it I know that you love to sing Aladdin so there thank you now we have a third mic but we don't have that many friends tortellini no one not really likes us maybe was excusing it kill people all right tortellini are you ready to give the people at home a [ __ ] jab what do anymore thank you good night hang on the wall well if that doesn't look stinky take that down I can't see into Sheree's bedroom if I have that hang in there all right you guys want to see some cool oh my god al I'll what the [ __ ] bro is everybody dressed in eggs this absolutely is hell this is the [ __ ] worst hey you're back okay I want to test this theory you get the camera bring it over here zoom in on ya or that if I leave that's [ __ ] creepy this is definitely flap right now and then if I come back into frame I saw you toss boy has cameras everywhere toss boy can see what you're up to when you when I'm not around you and your [ __ ] hippity hoppity go to the shop addy uh uh uh uh uh uh Oh Penelope you look cute Penelope can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned blinky boy haters it's me zipper plane to lucky young buddy and I'm here to say there's something super special hippety happening today ah it's exhausting listening to you let's all clip Teddy curb anytime now I see behind those [ __ ] dead eyes okay I know you're a [ __ ] fraud and in in hell of all places in my Christian hell you're gonna be a fake do I remember you all well of course I do I never forget a friendly face toss boy is fair for a friendly face especially one I made it in your place looks like you've kept my visitor secret I'm surprised you actually listen as I break your [ __ ] knees anyway my favorite day is finally here time to fill this island with lots of bunny cheer looks like to rubbing their nipples and getting high off it yeah the time has come let's look for eggs that's my body plane there here there they are they're everywhere find them if you can I look for your [ __ ] eggs there's an air drop going by six types of eggs okay I don't care wait nice like a [ __ ] sniper was that a good one or a bad one though is that a bunny [ __ ] a bunny day rug I mean somebody did drugs all right so we just need to collect six types of eggs and give them for a reward good job to us Wow amazing this is that music for a second [Music] [Music] excuse me but could you please stop staring at my back it's rude I see it I see behind the curtain Wizard of Oz won't find anything back there anyway if you know what's good for you fraud fake fraud it's a sham don't you dare turn around while I'm looking at your back it's fine don't even don't even worry about it it's a safety axe it's used to like help people out of burning buildings I'll burn you for sure Oh God toss you're the best I think toss boy it might be my fight my best creation maybe it's Sheree in the costume mmm you know what I like about you a coconut tree you don't have bees and I could just shake shake shimmy shake all day and never get attacked by bees who's in the tent is it my dad [Music] Bongiorno the name's Carlos glad to see I'm the first one using this campsite it really isn't doing Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds it's not even Italian it's it's someone from the South doing an Italian and you live under this island don't you I figured yeah I'm pretty good at reading people so sorry I saw the very budgeted Italian 90% of speaking in an Italian accent a bad one is your hands let's say you know people are Italian enough damn hello and I come I'm oh wow we have had so many more fossils come in that I want to see if my place just looks like cut ow wow damn some of these are really coming along that's what quit Salama do auditor anonymous sick well I got my Stegosaurus it's just like like someone got a knife and cut out the middle of sick sick everything's looking real good Wow is that the top left the meteor they came and kill them all okay that's dark and morbid oh yeah sure I can't name my thing hell but let's remind everybody that the dinosaurs went extinct of a mass extinction of it all right I want to show you guys something something amazing we have a defender of Hell no it's that's the villain of Health I don't even have to go out a frame I just need to go down here like dance dance dance dance and then as soon as I go down here to like oh [ __ ] he's gone how much are they paying you all right are different hi al our defender of hell it's Godzilla themselves so epic it has music and it actually roars I can't do it that's cool now if only the game would recognize that I'm clicking a thing and shut the other music off for two seconds or allow me to balance out the music but it has no options for that I don't know why oh look at her don't look at her I thought I I thought I shut you out sorry I thought I imprisoned you but you got back out anyway how did you do it huh I never know maybe she is a bigger pact with Satan than I ever will we're not talking to Shari ever again even if she comes running over like Oh stalks boy I have the ingredients to make well it depends Marsha serious me boy we're never going to talk to her to find out so I'll never be enticed sorry best sorry sorry cuz you move along thank you thank you I have to collect my tiny asses Vesta what's a pimp gonna do a fruit pimp wait is it what's this Cherie just sitting here Cherie was just sitting on that patch I know there's a money hole is she trying to bribe me to keep her on the island not gonna work Cherie I can't be bought tossed boy has some real money Rock hello for a money rock I really should be doing there the whole trick huh you know what this is not good for my blood pressure let's just just do some character no everybody just take a moment breathe in what legend damn it I suck all right I can sell now I come solo hey cherries and cherries and a coconut some oranges take this Park have too many things summer weeds some sand dollars okay I need to do some organization big money big money champ big money oh you love to see it souls to the tiny raccoons at the big balls we don't need a clock but we do need it some sick plasma energy oh it does work it's alive it's a lie channel its power toss coy I'm gonna need it in the battles to come I'm puttin the wind turbine right here because that's where you get the most air it's like waiting the shore that's [ __ ] tiny what this is stinky I wanted like a massive one all right but I'm setting up a line to this just to go straight to my house all right BAM I know you're nearby I know you're near the wind turbine but you're not getting any of the free energy out of it not yet not until I've got my fair share and I can stockpile it on the grid guys do you see that hole next to Sherry's house hundred bells actually I bet a thousand bells she buried a body at the back of her house she's evil I tell ya evil but she's try to eat bugs [ __ ] gross everything I've ever seen says that monkeys eat bananas she's a [ __ ] fraud as well all right zipper I'm here yes yes yes god did you learn how to talk from bladders I almost clicked I never mind one two three evil is it's wonderfully wonderful you have all six legs Yippity skipper tae hippity-hoppity I'm gonna [ __ ] shoot you in the kneecaps all right I'm gonna take one of each type of egg is that okay take them all what did you give me don't give me something body related so need a basket oh this is the worst of it Nintendo stop the egg stuff look [ __ ] you're giving me another basket for all of the eggs I'm going straight to Timmy Tommy and I'm selling your stupid baskets are you having fun this is what everybody wants in hell I feel like I'm in Hell right now I want to sell my baskets I'm not even gonna look at one of them I don't even care how much are they gonna sell for it herself for a lot like a lot I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm just gonna look at chat okay so I'm not gonna see the number but you guys are gonna have to react in a way that lets me know what the number is is it big it's a big numbers it is it massive numbers I'm seeing a lot of F's a lot of bras a lot of Amazings it's dinky isn't it I hope that in this universe all of these eggs that I'm collecting our zippers children ah toss boy allô allô campsite isn't present our campsite I did all the building and Isabella mentioned in today's broadcast but today we have our first guest over at the campsite I know I met them I was very stereotypically offensive - boy if you have time or even if you don't have them make time and go check in on our guests is that a threat beat this in a more sinister voice to us boy if you have time or even if you don't have time make time and go visit our guest okay Tom we're all friends here put the gun away any of you get an opening try talking to them into moving to hell Jesus he's just squeezing his own nipples with excitement yay 50 I'm so bad the most I've gotten is three consecutive days so paddock checking in on my island oh I am very close to being able to pay off my debts [Music] not really actually well the ball is cool look yes what do we need a shovel let's go task boy all right I made a fancy shovel well I locate private yessir mm-hmm pretty cool wait what's the booty they arch you all right we're making a brick well so Timmy can fall down it see the mistake that Shari made was that there's evidence that she buried a body there well with toss boy there's going to be no evidence I'm gonna fill the bottom of the weld with acid I'm just gonna throw bodies into it put those away nice very nice indeed I'm also gonna take nope no take a little break ah so cute I'm gonna take this and put it out here cute I want to go here I want to go to help wait I wanna go to my version of hell it's lovely and I am the king let me me Satan dance [ __ ] dance for my amusement you best keep dancing or you won't ever dance again boys coming for them knees ha ha oh that was pretty pretty disgusting I got an orchid mantis our friendship is blooming ha ha no Todd's boss is gonna win the hearts of everybody out there Plus give the people a little giving people a little encouragement during these dark times pass Boyce says you can do it oh that was almost perfect oh this is way off never mind I'm amazing first try hey why aren't you [ __ ] dancing do I need to warn you again you won't be laughing for long if all you have are the bottom yeah egg egg egg egg I don't even care if I miss anything amazing with these I'm doing this to prove a point it's not about the money it's about sending a message well in this case it's actually about the morning because there's 23,000 belts everybody else out here making the recipes with the eggs but those eggs have great stock value today I also hate them okay there is more to it I thought that was it [Music] come on tortellini shake it he senses he's just very slow you can't see it just one day you're gonna be sitting in bed wondering what there was what should i do tomorrow and then BAM no more mr. nice bunny oh no no no Austar sir saw what happened we all saw it there she is pretending like she's fishing what are you fishing for sherry a better face got him hey Isabelle bye it's me toss oh here to make a complaint about sherry day three yes it has been troubling you that's spoken one the same one as always what about Sherry's behaviour upsetting you the way she talks the way she is and the way she doesn't leave oh I'm sorry to hear that sherry has meant that I was speaking with you yeah she should SPECT my my authority watch Isabelle's gonna do the evil face is about a freak away I go fast man I'm have my safety vest on so I'm gonna inspect your island okay and see if it's off to safety standards and isolation standards past man is here to inspect the axes out if anything is not up to standards you get the choppity hippity-hoppity I come with the choppity o-ring sheets cuz the weather's nice I see I'm not because my eyeballs have been bleached already oh yeah do you have this one can I give this you what is it a pony J Murrey balloons you already know the CDI recipe I give it back cuz then you can sell it okay get all the moons Hans alright I am going to sell everything okay I have one too yeah now I have two ones five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen stacks of peaches nice well 12 and a half sec okay seventy cake big money big money give me the money Lebowski oh you love to twist your nipples to it 62k sold to the man with the giant tanuki balls did you realize that they're wearing little aprons cuz they're hiding two giant balls oh yeah you got to see my bathroom okay speaking of turn is not the weirdest pick-up line I've ever heard did you see my speakers thank you yeah did you see my tights they your underwear no why is this guy waving at huh you can give him money for the bridge is he is he challenging me to a dance battle I can beat you bro I can go all day Doug Dave whatever you got a bamboo fountain thing yeah oh those are so cool I wasn't getting a deer deer scared why is that what you call it nothing yeah the one that like does the funk sound wait these are used to scare deer yeah apparently yes call the deer scare ya chat taught me know that me neither come on I want to show you my egg room are you or do you have clothes on yeah you didn't just immediately get in and take your clothes off I'm ready for you okay I am I my shoes off already but now my feet are dirty I feel bad so these are all my cursed items yeah this room looks like someone threw up in your house I have a beautiful bathtub and one turnip yeah well since outside was the inside one Oh spooky scary man and of course I didn't have toilet paper so I put the tissues next to the toilet nice don't steal these they're mine I will hate you forever if you still like hurting okay okay okay put the good away man we're all friends here I wanna watch you leave this room I gotta leave you a gift I'm a nice house boys got etiquette this does nothing I'm turning on like Tom Noakes Howard the TV and topics Harris is going on and off really like flushing someone so yeah tell me a story well actually uh are you sitting up I'm stumped boy now I need to visit you as well with all my cherries okay get some money you can come I leave though okay thanks in a bit why oh sure he's working out hurry you know I can still kill you down no I talked to her [ __ ] I'm gonna hit her in the back of the head what an ugly toy oh she's mad now haha no I'll never talk to you so many cherries I think I have like it's 40 or 50 km cherries Robin called me a nerd nerd that's uninstalled anymore nowadays yeah I am a nerd I can't see my [ __ ] things I don't what a cap stove at your place so now I can cook it's open Oh [Music] No now it's open the gates of hell are open she's here titty claps you're already in the store I know we're tight [Applause] what's this pink machine it's a popcorn machine can I have it yeah I already have one okay you don't have a popcorn machine well this one's pink anything pink you need to buy me I also bought I also I need to buy you I can toss I can buy whatever I want how do you think pink us if anything pink shows up on your island yes I just paid off my loan nice booyaka booyaka take that are you getting yeah that's the fist that I'll use to punch Tom and his Jane balls oh it is Slee flooring is nice that would be really nice on my bathroom yes I'm making Tom do 2d claps oh I can't wait to see this in the bathroom you're obsessed with a bathroom gotta make my house look nice I'm abuzz with activity at the moment uses the off-island company visiting right now are you in the Town Hall oh no I'm just coming in to my stinky ah chop chop chop die Bonnie die I'll make it that sucker is over I'm gonna make you some coffee I think you make me a mocha yes come in this is the room that Evelyn built basically half the [ __ ] in here is from you is it this is a song the trash sound yeah okay I sing hear you sing it the other one I did oh these haven't played my storage [Music] I'm dancing I don't think I have the shouting anyone that's shouting anymore I'll just shout into it yeah now we're making music Collette yes this is amazing tortellini take it away turn lenient vocals laughing it don't need any vocal solo just my pies on the ball yeah it makes your hair stand up I broke it you what just get in oh I have my face do a heck in shocky [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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"duration": 6.87, "start": 266.21, "text": "you guys want to see some cool oh my god" }, { "duration": 6.13, "start": 270.4, "text": "al" }, { "duration": 12.179, "start": 273.08, "text": "I'll what the [ __ ] bro is everybody" }, { "duration": 11.31, "start": 276.53, "text": "dressed in eggs this absolutely is hell" }, { "duration": 3.951, "start": 285.259, "text": "this is the [ __ ] worst hey you're" }, { "duration": 5.699, "start": 287.84, "text": "back" }, { "duration": 6.82, "start": 289.21, "text": "okay I want to test this theory you get" }, { "duration": 8.761, "start": 293.539, "text": "the camera bring it over here" }, { "duration": 11.129, "start": 296.03, "text": "zoom in on ya or that if I leave that's" }, { "duration": 7.019, "start": 302.3, "text": "[ __ ] creepy this is definitely flap" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 307.159, "text": "right now and then if I come back into" }, { "duration": 6.991, "start": 309.319, "text": "frame I saw you toss boy has cameras" }, { "duration": 4.87, "start": 314.919, "text": "everywhere" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 316.31, "text": "toss boy can see what you're up to when" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 319.789, "text": "you when I'm not around you and your" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 322.55, "text": "[ __ ] hippity hoppity go to the shop" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 324.71, "text": "addy uh uh uh uh uh uh Oh Penelope you" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 328.52, "text": "look cute Penelope can do no wrong as" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 330.469, "text": "far as I'm concerned" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 331.4, "text": "blinky boy haters it's me zipper plane" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 336.349, "text": "to lucky young buddy and I'm here to say" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 338.69, "text": "there's something super special hippety" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 341.659, "text": "happening today" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 342.71, "text": "ah it's exhausting listening to you" }, { "duration": 9.96, "start": 346.699, "text": "let's all clip Teddy curb anytime now" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 351.71, "text": "I see behind those [ __ ] dead eyes" }, { "duration": 7.021, "start": 356.659, "text": "okay I know you're a [ __ ] fraud and" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 359.33, "text": "in in hell of all places in my Christian" }, { "duration": 5.849, "start": 363.68, "text": "hell you're gonna be a fake do I" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 366.71, "text": "remember you all well of course I do" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 369.529, "text": "I never forget a friendly face toss boy" }, { "duration": 6.419, "start": 372.11, "text": "is fair for a friendly face especially" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 374.509, "text": "one I made it in your place looks like" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 378.529, "text": "you've kept my visitor secret I'm" }, { "duration": 6.511, "start": 380.449, "text": "surprised you actually listen as I break" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 383.449, "text": "your [ __ ] knees anyway my favorite" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 386.96, "text": "day is finally here" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 388.37, "text": "time to fill this island with lots of" }, { "duration": 3.431, "start": 391.039, "text": "bunny cheer" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 392.43, "text": "looks like to rubbing their nipples and" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 394.47, "text": "getting high off it yeah the time has" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 397.02, "text": "come let's look for eggs that's my body" }, { "duration": 5.369, "start": 400.02, "text": "plane there here there they are" }, { "duration": 7.291, "start": 402.539, "text": "they're everywhere find them if you can" }, { "duration": 8.761, "start": 405.389, "text": "I look for your [ __ ] eggs there's an" }, { "duration": 9.14, "start": 409.83, "text": "air drop going by six types of eggs okay" }, { "duration": 9.269, "start": 414.15, "text": "I don't care wait" }, { "duration": 6.37, "start": 418.97, "text": "nice like a [ __ ] sniper was that a" }, { "duration": 2.6710000000000003, "start": 423.419, "text": "good one or a bad one though is that a" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 425.34, "text": "bunny [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.389, "start": 426.09, "text": "a bunny day rug I mean somebody did" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 430.8, "text": "drugs all right so we just need to" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 432.479, "text": "collect six types of eggs and give them" }, { "duration": 9.09, "start": 435.18, "text": "for a reward good job to us Wow amazing" }, { "duration": 7.521, "start": 440.479, "text": "this is that music for a second" }, { "duration": 3.73, "start": 444.27, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 450.17, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 451.75, "text": "excuse me but could you please stop" }, { "duration": 7.37, "start": 454.16, "text": "staring at my back it's rude I see it I" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 457.07, "text": "see behind the curtain Wizard of Oz" }, { "duration": 10.36, "start": 462.49, "text": "won't find anything back there anyway if" }, { "duration": 11.86, "start": 465.55, "text": "you know what's good for you fraud" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 472.85, "text": "fake fraud it's a sham don't you dare" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 477.41, "text": "turn around while I'm looking at your" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 479.84, "text": "back it's fine don't even don't even" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 482.12, "text": "worry about it it's a safety axe it's" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 485.96, "text": "used to like help people out of burning" }, { "duration": 12.51, "start": 487.13, "text": "buildings I'll burn you for sure" }, { "duration": 10.77, "start": 492.2, "text": "Oh God toss you're the best" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 499.64, "text": "I think toss boy it might be my fight my" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 502.97, "text": "best creation" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 503.9, "text": "maybe it's Sheree in the costume mmm you" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 507.74, "text": "know what I like about you a coconut" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 508.94, "text": "tree you don't have bees and I could" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 513.8, "text": "just shake shake shimmy shake all day" }, { "duration": 9.649000000000001, "start": 516.08, "text": "and never get attacked by bees who's in" }, { "duration": 6.289, "start": 519.44, "text": "the tent is it my dad" }, { "duration": 8.86, "start": 528.62, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.591, "start": 533.269, "text": "Bongiorno the name's Carlos glad to see" }, { "duration": 5.6690000000000005, "start": 537.48, "text": "I'm the first one using this campsite" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 540.86, "text": "it really isn't doing Brad Pitt in" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 543.149, "text": "Inglourious Basterds it's not even" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 545.07, "text": "Italian it's it's someone from the South" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 549.149, "text": "doing an Italian and you live under this" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 552.81, "text": "island don't you I figured yeah I'm" }, { "duration": 8.849, "start": 556.11, "text": "pretty good at reading people so sorry I" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 560.13, "text": "saw the very budgeted Italian 90% of" }, { "duration": 4.351, "start": 564.959, "text": "speaking in an Italian accent" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 566.61, "text": "a bad one is your hands let's say you" }, { "duration": 9.029, "start": 569.31, "text": "know people are Italian enough damn" }, { "duration": 10.049, "start": 571.35, "text": "hello and I come I'm oh wow we have had" }, { "duration": 6.091, "start": 578.339, "text": "so many more fossils come in that I want" }, { "duration": 6.901, "start": 581.399, "text": "to see if my place just looks like cut" }, { "duration": 10.94, "start": 584.43, "text": "ow wow damn some of these are really" }, { "duration": 12.69, "start": 588.3, "text": "coming along that's what quit Salama do" }, { "duration": 8.44, "start": 595.37, "text": "auditor anonymous sick well I got my" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 600.99, "text": "Stegosaurus it's just like like someone" }, { "duration": 3.17, "start": 603.81, "text": "got a knife and cut out the middle of" }, { "duration": 9.31, "start": 607.279, "text": "sick sick everything's looking real good" }, { "duration": 9.22, "start": 611.45, "text": "Wow is that the top left the meteor they" }, { "duration": 6.571, "start": 616.589, "text": "came and kill them all okay that's dark" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 620.67, "text": "and morbid oh yeah sure I can't name my" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 623.16, "text": "thing hell but let's remind everybody" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 624.87, "text": "that the dinosaurs went extinct of a" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 626.64, "text": "mass extinction of it all right I want" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 628.8, "text": "to show you guys something something" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 631.35, "text": "amazing we have a defender of Hell no" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 634.529, "text": "it's that's the villain of Health I" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 636.51, "text": "don't even have to go out a frame I just" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 638.339, "text": "need to go down here like dance dance" }, { "duration": 6.47, "start": 640.17, "text": "dance dance and then as soon as I go" }, { "duration": 7.5809999999999995, "start": 643.019, "text": "down here to like oh [ __ ] he's gone" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 646.64, "text": "how much are they paying you all right" }, { "duration": 13.44, "start": 650.6, "text": "are different hi al our defender of hell" }, { "duration": 14.97, "start": 653.72, "text": "it's Godzilla themselves so epic it has" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 664.04, "text": "music and it actually roars I can't do" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 668.69, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 675.03, "text": "that's cool now if only the game would" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 677.85, "text": "recognize that I'm clicking a thing and" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 679.44, "text": "shut the other music off for two seconds" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 681, "text": "or allow me to balance out the music but" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 683.79, "text": "it has no options for that I don't know" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 686.1, "text": "why oh look at her don't look at her I" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 688.05, "text": "thought I I thought I shut you out sorry" }, { "duration": 7.94, "start": 690.78, "text": "I thought I imprisoned you but you got" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 694.77, "text": "back out anyway how did you do it huh I" }, { "duration": 4.15, "start": 698.72, "text": "never know maybe she is a bigger pact" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 701.46, "text": "with Satan than I ever will" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 702.87, "text": "we're not talking to Shari ever again" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 705.3, "text": "even if she comes running over like Oh" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 707.58, "text": "stalks boy I have the ingredients to" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 710.07, "text": "make well it depends Marsha serious me" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 713.49, "text": "boy we're never going to talk to her to" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 715.38, "text": "find out so I'll never be enticed sorry" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 718.98, "text": "best sorry sorry cuz you move along" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 720.84, "text": "thank you thank you I have to collect my" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 723.75, "text": "tiny asses Vesta what's a pimp gonna do" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 726.48, "text": "a fruit pimp wait is it what's this" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 729.12, "text": "Cherie just sitting here Cherie was just" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 733.5, "text": "sitting on that patch I know there's a" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 736.26, "text": "money hole is she trying to bribe me to" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 740.37, "text": "keep her on the island not gonna work" }, { "duration": 11.07, "start": 742.71, "text": "Cherie I can't be bought tossed boy has" }, { "duration": 10.02, "start": 746.37, "text": "some real money Rock hello for a money" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 753.78, "text": "rock I really should be doing there the" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 756.39, "text": "whole trick huh you know what this is" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 759.3, "text": "not good for my blood pressure" }, { "duration": 9.2, "start": 760.56, "text": "let's just just do some character no" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 766.17, "text": "everybody just take a moment breathe in" }, { "duration": 8.159, "start": 772.61, "text": "what legend damn it I suck all right I" }, { "duration": 5.87, "start": 778.92, "text": "can sell now" }, { "duration": 11.6, "start": 780.769, "text": "I come solo hey cherries and cherries" }, { "duration": 11.599, "start": 784.79, "text": "and a coconut some oranges take this" }, { "duration": 8.981, "start": 792.369, "text": "Park have too many things summer weeds" }, { "duration": 9.16, "start": 796.389, "text": "some sand dollars okay I need to do some" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 801.35, "text": "organization big money big money champ" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 805.549, "text": "big money" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 806.149, "text": "oh you love to see it" }, { "duration": 7.479, "start": 810.79, "text": "souls to the tiny raccoons at the big" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 813.589, "text": "balls we don't need a clock but we do" }, { "duration": 10.92, "start": 818.269, "text": "need it some sick plasma energy oh it" }, { "duration": 10.021, "start": 822.019, "text": "does work it's alive it's a lie channel" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 829.189, "text": "its power toss coy I'm gonna need it in" }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 832.04, "text": "the battles to come" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 832.879, "text": "I'm puttin the wind turbine right here" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 838.269, "text": "because that's where you get the most" }, { "duration": 12.801, "start": 839.929, "text": "air it's like waiting the shore" }, { "duration": 12.75, "start": 844.089, "text": "that's [ __ ] tiny what this is stinky I" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 852.73, "text": "wanted like a massive one" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 858.96, "text": "all right but I'm setting up a line to" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 861.22, "text": "this just to go straight to my house" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 863.02, "text": "all right BAM I know you're nearby I" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 866.55, "text": "know you're near the wind turbine but" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 868.78, "text": "you're not getting any of the free" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 869.71, "text": "energy out of it not yet not until I've" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 872.2, "text": "got my fair share and I can stockpile it" }, { "duration": 9.71, "start": 873.7, "text": "on the grid guys do you see that hole" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 878.17, "text": "next to Sherry's house hundred bells" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 883.41, "text": "actually I bet a thousand bells she" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 886.27, "text": "buried a body at the back of her house" }, { "duration": 7.3, "start": 891.06, "text": "she's evil I tell ya evil but she's try" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 894.91, "text": "to eat bugs [ __ ] gross everything" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 898.36, "text": "I've ever seen says that monkeys eat" }, { "duration": 10.67, "start": 899.74, "text": "bananas she's a [ __ ] fraud as well" }, { "duration": 10.74, "start": 902.44, "text": "all right zipper I'm here yes yes yes" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 910.41, "text": "god did you learn how to talk from" }, { "duration": 10.32, "start": 913.18, "text": "bladders I almost clicked I never mind" }, { "duration": 8.29, "start": 918.15, "text": "one two three evil is it's wonderfully" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 923.5, "text": "wonderful you have all six legs" }, { "duration": 7.13, "start": 926.44, "text": "Yippity skipper tae hippity-hoppity I'm" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 930.25, "text": "gonna [ __ ] shoot you in the kneecaps" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 933.57, "text": "all right I'm gonna take one of each" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 935.8, "text": "type of egg is that okay take them all" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 943.29, "text": "what did you give me don't give me" }, { "duration": 6.17, "start": 946.21, "text": "something body related so need a basket" }, { "duration": 9.48, "start": 948.73, "text": "oh this is the worst of it" }, { "duration": 9.13, "start": 952.38, "text": "Nintendo stop the egg stuff look [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 958.21, "text": "you're giving me another basket for all" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 961.51, "text": "of the eggs I'm going straight to Timmy" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 963.67, "text": "Tommy and I'm selling your stupid" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 965.23, "text": "baskets are you having fun this is what" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 969.16, "text": "everybody wants in hell" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 971.95, "text": "I feel like I'm in Hell right now I want" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 976.12, "text": "to sell my baskets I'm not even gonna" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 980.44, "text": "look at one of them I don't even care" }, { "duration": 5.809, "start": 982.33, "text": "how much are they gonna sell for it" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 984.55, "text": "herself for a lot like a lot" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 988.139, "text": "I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm just" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 989.73, "text": "gonna look at chat okay so I'm not gonna" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 992.43, "text": "see the number but you guys are gonna" }, { "duration": 4.221, "start": 994.139, "text": "have to react in a way that lets me know" }, { "duration": 7.889, "start": 996.06, "text": "what the number is" }, { "duration": 10.419, "start": 998.36, "text": "is it big it's a big numbers it is it" }, { "duration": 10.62, "start": 1003.949, "text": "massive numbers I'm seeing a lot of F's" }, { "duration": 16.05, "start": 1008.779, "text": "a lot of bras a lot of Amazings it's" }, { "duration": 12.72, "start": 1014.569, "text": "dinky isn't it I hope that in this" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1024.829, "text": "universe all of these eggs that I'm" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 1027.289, "text": "collecting our zippers children ah toss" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1030.799, "text": "boy" }, { "duration": 8.539, "start": 1031.4, "text": "allô allô campsite isn't present our" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 1035.659, "text": "campsite I did all the building and" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 1039.939, "text": "Isabella mentioned in today's broadcast" }, { "duration": 5.731, "start": 1042.799, "text": "but today we have our first guest over" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 1045.86, "text": "at the campsite I know I met them I was" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 1048.53, "text": "very stereotypically offensive - boy if" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1053.63, "text": "you have time or even if you don't have" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1055.85, "text": "them make time and go check in on our" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1058.22, "text": "guests is that a threat beat this in a" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1062.09, "text": "more sinister voice to us boy if you" }, { "duration": 8.76, "start": 1064.85, "text": "have time or even if you don't have time" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 1067.7, "text": "make time and go visit our guest okay" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1073.61, "text": "Tom we're all friends here put the gun" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 1076.34, "text": "away any of you get an opening try" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1079.61, "text": "talking to them into moving to hell" }, { "duration": 6.6690000000000005, "start": 1081.64, "text": "Jesus he's just squeezing his own" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1084.38, "text": "nipples with excitement yay 50 I'm so" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1088.309, "text": "bad" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1088.73, "text": "the most I've gotten is three" }, { "duration": 9.331, "start": 1090.049, "text": "consecutive days so paddock checking in" }, { "duration": 9.38, "start": 1092.87, "text": "on my island oh I am very close to being" }, { "duration": 5.899, "start": 1099.38, "text": "able to pay off my debts" }, { "duration": 3.029, "start": 1102.25, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.661, "start": 1105.679, "text": "not really actually well the ball is" }, { "duration": 10.23, "start": 1109.86, "text": "cool look yes what do we need a shovel" }, { "duration": 7.899, "start": 1115.34, "text": "let's go task boy all right" }, { "duration": 11.789, "start": 1120.09, "text": "I made a fancy shovel well I locate" }, { "duration": 13.31, "start": 1123.239, "text": "private yessir mm-hmm pretty cool wait" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 1131.879, "text": "what's the booty they arch you all right" }, { "duration": 5.051, "start": 1136.549, "text": "we're making a brick well so Timmy can" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1139.499, "text": "fall down it see the mistake that Shari" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 1141.6, "text": "made was that there's evidence that she" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1144.749, "text": "buried a body there well with toss boy" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1147.239, "text": "there's going to be no evidence I'm" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 1149.369, "text": "gonna fill the bottom of the weld with" }, { "duration": 4.5809999999999995, "start": 1150.869, "text": "acid I'm just gonna throw bodies into it" }, { "duration": 11.319, "start": 1158.21, "text": "put those away nice very nice indeed" }, { "duration": 6.211, "start": 1166.499, "text": "I'm also gonna take nope no take a" }, { "duration": 9.99, "start": 1169.529, "text": "little break ah so cute I'm gonna take" }, { "duration": 12.81, "start": 1172.71, "text": "this and put it out here cute I want to" }, { "duration": 8.131, "start": 1179.519, "text": "go here I want to go to help wait" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 1185.52, "text": "I wanna go to my version of hell it's" }, { "duration": 10.65, "start": 1187.65, "text": "lovely and I am the king let me me Satan" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 1192.96, "text": "dance [ __ ] dance for my amusement you" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 1198.3, "text": "best keep dancing or you won't ever" }, { "duration": 10.5, "start": 1200.07, "text": "dance again boys coming for them knees" }, { "duration": 7.33, "start": 1204.2, "text": "ha ha oh that was pretty pretty" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1210.57, "text": "disgusting" }, { "duration": 8.01, "start": 1211.53, "text": "I got an orchid mantis our friendship is" }, { "duration": 6.98, "start": 1214.41, "text": "blooming ha ha no Todd's boss is gonna" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1219.54, "text": "win the hearts of everybody out there" }, { "duration": 4.9, "start": 1221.39, "text": "Plus give the people a little giving" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 1224.58, "text": "people a little encouragement during" }, { "duration": 11.22, "start": 1226.29, "text": "these dark times pass Boyce says you can" }, { "duration": 12.11, "start": 1230.4, "text": "do it oh that was almost perfect oh this" }, { "duration": 11.25, "start": 1237.51, "text": "is way off never mind I'm amazing" }, { "duration": 10.63, "start": 1242.51, "text": "first try hey why aren't you [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 1248.76, "text": "dancing do I need to warn you again you" }, { "duration": 6.92, "start": 1253.14, "text": "won't be laughing for long if all you" }, { "duration": 8.34, "start": 1254.55, "text": "have are the bottom yeah egg egg egg egg" }, { "duration": 5.17, "start": 1260.06, "text": "I don't even care if I miss anything" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1262.89, "text": "amazing with these I'm doing this to" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1265.23, "text": "prove a point it's not about the money" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1267.75, "text": "it's about sending a message well in" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 1270.69, "text": "this case it's actually about the" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1271.68, "text": "morning because there's 23,000 belts" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1275.06, "text": "everybody else out here making the" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1277.2, "text": "recipes with the eggs but those eggs" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1278.7, "text": "have great stock value today" }, { "duration": 12.1, "start": 1285.33, "text": "I also hate them okay there is more to" }, { "duration": 11.12, "start": 1295.77, "text": "it I thought that was it" }, { "duration": 20.74, "start": 1297.43, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 12.95, "start": 1306.89, "text": "come on tortellini shake it he senses" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1318.17, "text": "he's just very slow you can't see it" }, { "duration": 5.41, "start": 1319.84, "text": "just one day you're gonna be sitting in" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 1322.64, "text": "bed wondering what there was what should" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1325.25, "text": "i do tomorrow and then BAM no more mr." }, { "duration": 10.04, "start": 1329.54, "text": "nice bunny" }, { "duration": 11.04, "start": 1330.29, "text": "oh no no no Austar sir saw what happened" }, { "duration": 4.9, "start": 1339.58, "text": "we all saw it" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1341.33, "text": "there she is pretending like she's" }, { "duration": 10.92, "start": 1344.48, "text": "fishing what are you fishing for sherry" }, { "duration": 12, "start": 1346.88, "text": "a better face got him hey Isabelle bye" }, { "duration": 13.44, "start": 1355.4, "text": "it's me toss oh here to make a complaint" }, { "duration": 12.69, "start": 1358.88, "text": "about sherry day three yes it has been" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1368.84, "text": "troubling you that's spoken one the same" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1371.57, "text": "one as always" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 1372.44, "text": "what about Sherry's behaviour upsetting" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 1374.33, "text": "you the way she talks the way she is and" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 1377.559, "text": "the way she doesn't leave oh I'm sorry" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 1382.4, "text": "to hear that sherry has meant that I was" }, { "duration": 5.091, "start": 1383.809, "text": "speaking with you" }, { "duration": 8.3, "start": 1384.89, "text": "yeah she should SPECT my my authority" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1388.9, "text": "watch Isabelle's gonna do the evil face" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1397.669, "text": "is about a freak away I go fast man I'm" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1401.719, "text": "have my safety vest on so I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1403.549, "text": "inspect your island okay and see if it's" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1406.129, "text": "off to safety standards and isolation" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 1407.929, "text": "standards past man is here to inspect" }, { "duration": 4.851, "start": 1410.719, "text": "the axes out if anything is not up to" }, { "duration": 6.469, "start": 1413.45, "text": "standards you get the choppity" }, { "duration": 4.349, "start": 1415.57, "text": "hippity-hoppity I come with the choppity" }, { "duration": 5.289, "start": 1420.82, "text": "o-ring sheets cuz the weather's nice" }, { "duration": 6.779, "start": 1423.2, "text": "I see I'm not because my eyeballs have" }, { "duration": 9.78, "start": 1426.109, "text": "been bleached already oh yeah do you" }, { "duration": 10.5, "start": 1429.979, "text": "have this one can I give this you what" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 1435.889, "text": "is it a pony J Murrey balloons you" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1440.479, "text": "already know the CDI recipe I give it" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1443.629, "text": "back cuz then you can sell it okay get" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 1446.869, "text": "all the moons Hans alright I am going to" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 1449.329, "text": "sell everything okay I have one too yeah" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1454.969, "text": "now I have two ones" }, { "duration": 8.8, "start": 1456.129, "text": "five six seven eight nine ten eleven" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 1461.029, "text": "twelve thirteen stacks of peaches nice" }, { "duration": 6.391, "start": 1464.929, "text": "well 12 and a half sec okay seventy cake" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 1468.529, "text": "big money big money give me the money" }, { "duration": 11.189, "start": 1471.32, "text": "Lebowski oh you love to twist your" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 1476.899, "text": "nipples to it 62k sold to the man with" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 1482.509, "text": "the giant tanuki balls did you realize" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1485.269, "text": "that they're wearing little aprons cuz" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 1486.44, "text": "they're hiding two giant balls oh yeah" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 1487.909, "text": "you got to see my bathroom okay" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 1492.159, "text": "speaking of turn is not the weirdest" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 1495.019, "text": "pick-up line I've ever heard" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1496.099, "text": "did you see my speakers thank you yeah" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 1498.169, "text": "did you see my tights they your" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 1500.869, "text": "underwear no why is this guy waving at" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1504.709, "text": "huh you can give him money for the" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1507.169, "text": "bridge is he is he challenging me to a" }, { "duration": 4.301, "start": 1509.179, "text": "dance battle I can beat you bro I can go" }, { "duration": 4.191, "start": 1512.239, "text": "all day" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 1513.48, "text": "Doug Dave whatever you got a bamboo" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 1516.43, "text": "fountain thing yeah oh those are so cool" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1520.06, "text": "I wasn't getting a deer deer scared why" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 1525.01, "text": "is that what you call it nothing yeah" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1527.95, "text": "the one that like does the funk sound" }, { "duration": 6.37, "start": 1530.4, "text": "wait these are used to scare deer" }, { "duration": 9.65, "start": 1532.75, "text": "yeah apparently yes call the deer scare" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1536.77, "text": "ya chat taught me know that me neither" }, { "duration": 4.57, "start": 1542.4, "text": "come on I want to show you my egg room" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1544.66, "text": "are you or do you have clothes on yeah" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1546.97, "text": "you didn't just immediately get in and" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1548.2, "text": "take your clothes off I'm ready for you" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1550.18, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1551.56, "text": "I am I my shoes off already but now my" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1554.98, "text": "feet are dirty" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 1555.58, "text": "I feel bad so these are all my cursed" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1560.38, "text": "items yeah this room looks like someone" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 1562.48, "text": "threw up in your house I have a" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 1565.12, "text": "beautiful bathtub" }, { "duration": 15.03, "start": 1568.58, "text": "and one turnip yeah well since outside" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1578.69, "text": "was the inside one Oh spooky scary man" }, { "duration": 5.05, "start": 1585.14, "text": "and of course I didn't have toilet paper" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1588.18, "text": "so I put the tissues next to the toilet" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1590.19, "text": "nice" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1591.21, "text": "don't steal these they're mine I will" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1595.56, "text": "hate you forever if you still like" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 1596.97, "text": "hurting okay okay okay put the good away" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1601.08, "text": "man we're all friends here I wanna watch" }, { "duration": 15.57, "start": 1603.3, "text": "you leave this room I gotta leave you a" }, { "duration": 13.32, "start": 1607.47, "text": "gift I'm a nice house boys got etiquette" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1618.87, "text": "this does nothing I'm turning on like" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1620.79, "text": "Tom Noakes Howard the TV and topics" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 1623.01, "text": "Harris is going on and off really like" }, { "duration": 12.03, "start": 1624.99, "text": "flushing someone so yeah tell me a story" }, { "duration": 11.56, "start": 1629.27, "text": "well actually uh are you sitting up I'm" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 1637.02, "text": "stumped boy now I need to visit you as" }, { "duration": 8.63, "start": 1640.83, "text": "well with all my cherries okay get some" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 1645.09, "text": "money you can come I leave though okay" }, { "duration": 9.1, "start": 1649.46, "text": "thanks in a bit" }, { "duration": 14.76, "start": 1651.42, "text": "why oh sure he's working out hurry you" }, { "duration": 10.59, "start": 1658.56, "text": "know I can still kill you down no I" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1666.18, "text": "talked to her [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 1669.15, "text": "I'm gonna hit her in the back of the" }, { "duration": 9.63, "start": 1670.65, "text": "head what an ugly toy oh she's mad now" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1676.95, "text": "haha no I'll never talk to you so many" }, { "duration": 6.47, "start": 1680.28, "text": "cherries I think I have like it's 40 or" }, { "duration": 6.95, "start": 1683.19, "text": "50 km cherries Robin called me a nerd" }, { "duration": 8.77, "start": 1686.75, "text": "nerd that's uninstalled anymore nowadays" }, { "duration": 10.09, "start": 1690.14, "text": "yeah I am a nerd I can't see my [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 9.2, "start": 1695.52, "text": "things I don't what a cap stove at your" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 1700.23, "text": "place so now I can cook it's open Oh" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1704.72, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 1706.04, "text": "No now it's open the gates of hell are" }, { "duration": 10.75, "start": 1708.95, "text": "open she's here titty claps you're" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 1714.2, "text": "already in the store I know we're tight" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 1719.7, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1720.88, "text": "what's this pink machine" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 1722.75, "text": "it's a popcorn machine can I have it" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 1725.8, "text": "yeah I already have one okay you don't" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 1729.92, "text": "have a popcorn machine well this one's" }, { "duration": 9.35, "start": 1732.38, "text": "pink anything pink you need to buy me I" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 1737.45, "text": "also bought I also I need to buy you I" }, { "duration": 5.89, "start": 1741.73, "text": "can toss I can buy whatever I want" }, { "duration": 4.51, "start": 1745.21, "text": "how do you think pink us if anything" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1747.62, "text": "pink shows up on your island yes I just" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1749.72, "text": "paid off my loan nice" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 1752.54, "text": "booyaka booyaka take that are you" }, { "duration": 11.15, "start": 1755, "text": "getting yeah that's the fist that I'll" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1762.98, "text": "use to punch Tom and his Jane balls oh" }, { "duration": 6.67, "start": 1766.15, "text": "it is Slee flooring is nice that would" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 1768.62, "text": "be really nice on my bathroom yes I'm" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1772.82, "text": "making Tom do 2d claps oh I can't wait" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1777.59, "text": "to see this in the bathroom you're" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1780.08, "text": "obsessed with a bathroom gotta make my" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1783.08, "text": "house look nice I'm abuzz with activity" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1784.94, "text": "at the moment uses the off-island" }, { "duration": 6.11, "start": 1786.59, "text": "company visiting right now are you in" }, { "duration": 7.43, "start": 1790.55, "text": "the Town Hall" }, { "duration": 14.56, "start": 1792.7, "text": "oh no I'm just coming in to my stinky ah" }, { "duration": 10.9, "start": 1797.98, "text": "chop chop chop die Bonnie die I'll make" }, { "duration": 2.13, "start": 1807.26, "text": "it that sucker is over I'm gonna make" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 1808.88, "text": "you some coffee" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 1809.39, "text": "I think you make me a mocha" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1813.81, "text": "yes come in this is the room that Evelyn" }, { "duration": 9.51, "start": 1816.94, "text": "built basically half the [ __ ] in here is" }, { "duration": 9.51, "start": 1819.85, "text": "from you is it this is a song the trash" }, { "duration": 7.79, "start": 1826.45, "text": "sound yeah okay" }, { "duration": 10.03, "start": 1829.36, "text": "I sing hear you sing it the other one I" }, { "duration": 8.319, "start": 1834.24, "text": "did oh these haven't played my storage" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 1839.39, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1842.79, "text": "I'm dancing I don't think I have the" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1845.53, "text": "shouting anyone that's shouting anymore" }, { "duration": 9.72, "start": 1847.86, "text": "I'll just shout into it yeah now we're" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 1853.75, "text": "making music Collette" }, { "duration": 9.33, "start": 1858.96, "text": "yes this is amazing" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 1863.22, "text": "tortellini take it away turn lenient" }, { "duration": 11.64, "start": 1868.29, "text": "vocals laughing it don't need any vocal" }, { "duration": 13.05, "start": 1871.2, "text": "solo just my pies on the ball yeah it" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 1879.93, "text": "makes your hair stand up I broke it you" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 1884.25, "text": "what just get in" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 1886.38, "text": "oh I have my face do a heck in shocky" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1891.06, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.85, "start": 1892.13, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 1893.3, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.239, "start": 1898.98, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 7.049, "start": 1900.17, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

JacksepticEye

SEE THE PLAYER | Hello Neighbor #7

You can perform some fun tricks in Hello Neighbor to finally see how the player looks! Last Episode ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJD5gnxLzaQ ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Game Link ► http://www.helloneighborgame.com/ Outro animation created by Cranbersher: https://www.youtube.com/user/Cranbersher Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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vb9Km3fxI1Q

2024-11-29T10:33:45.896696

*Wha-pish* Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to "Hello Neighbor." Now, there's a few things that I wanna do in this episode. It's not just gonna be a straight forward like "try to get to the end of the scenario" type of episode. But there are a few things that I have to talk about first... The-- The-- The main one is that... I didn't realise that this is the neighbor's house. That, when we arrive, this is the one we're trying to get into... But then, something happens, the cutscenes all happen and then... This is the one the neighbor's in. And... I also didn't know that, last time, my game was completely broken. That, all the stuff that happened-- Remember all the cutscenes kinda, like, warped... and then stuff just went to black and I woke up outside... on the chairs. And everything was all weird. That wasn't supposed to happen. It was supposed to show some cutscenes of the neighbor doing something to me and... That, he took my house and that's why I was out in the street. So, that didn't happen, so the whole game was broken, but also... We're gonna try and cheat-sydoodle the game today... *The key is under the stooonnee....* Oh, yeah. I'm just gonna open up my house 'cause I wan... I wanna... *Crow caws* I wa... Shut the fuck up. I wanna see if I can get the cutscenes to play properly this time. Aaand... WOOSHH!!! Right in his noggin! Hehehe... Stupid bird... You think you're smarter than me, do ya? Aaaaa...righ- *Russian-esque accent* I need the crowbar. *Normal voice* So, yeah, this is actually the house. When I-- When I, like, attack the neighbor... This is a...OOH there's a picture of Peppa Pig over there! *Sings* Peppa Pig! *Pig snort, laughs* Umm... So, and-- People love to theorise with this game. I didn't realise that, that was a thing that was going on. It's that there's a bunch of theories and a bunch of... like... I don't know. Conspiracies and everything about people talking about this game... Trying to figure out what the hell is actually going on. It's quite cool. I love when people do that. Wait, can I go over that? Ooooohhh, let me see Probably not No, I can't Turn on the lights... No. Right. So, this was supposed to be MY house... And then, for some reason... the guy... gets it? Let's see if the cutscene actually plays this time. Hey, it's a nice little hat. Oh, 'cause this is the- This is the door into the... basement. But for me, there's nothing there. Okay. Did I explore this house last time? Ah, god, get outta that. Yeah, I feel like I probably did. Can I take a bath? I've had a long and stressful day. Moving isn't easy, y'know. Okay. Cutscene? Are you gonna do proper things this time? I have a feeling it might just break again, anyway. I can hear more than my footsteps. Just sit down. Aaaahhh... It's a nice day for a rest But not a nice day to get... ...kicked out of your house. Yeah, see, this happened last time. Everything kinda froze and broke and then I thought the game crashed... and I started freakin' out... and I was SHAKIN' all around! *le neighbor comes out* Ah-haaa! He is doing something to me! Ohhh, so it showed you where everything was. *Chuckles* Last time, I was just like, "Oh, he has a key on him!" "Oh, there's a keycard up here!" He's drinkin'... milk... Okay, could you drink bleach instead, Mr. Neighbor? So, for some reason, I'm having premonitions... as to what the hell is going on. So, he took my house. What an absolute cock-a-tron. Also, is that a mannequin? Th- I didn't see anything! No, I wasn't looking! Just sittin' across the street with your binoculars. "I wasn't looking at anything, Mr!" That looked like a mannequin. Um... Right. Okay, so what I wanna do is open up... the console commands. And I think you can press "ghost" and "fly." Yeaaah! Can I go through things? No. "Ghost" didn't work for some reason. Ghooost... Ghost, ghost. Ah-hah! Nooow, you can go through things! So, now you can actually explore the world... at will! 'Cause I wasn't able to go inside this house. What the hell is actually in here? It's actually a fully-furnished house! That's not bad! What is th- oh, that's a fuckin' weird door... Wait, where does that door lead? Doesn't really lead to anything. That's a strange house. Okay, now I can actually-- You can see my shadow, I'm actually still floatin' around. And he can still see me, I believe-- FUCK! I triggered a cutscene! He can still see me, and he can still catch me, I believe. But, I should be able to just, like, go up really high and he won't be able to see me. So now I can actually explore his house and see what the hell is going on! *imitating keypad* Boop boop bip- Couldn't I.. guess the tone? Just go up and start pressing on the keypad? *door creaks* Don't go in yet! Did I fuckin' tell you to go in? *sharp noise* *French accent* Hon hon hon! Hello! *chuckle* How are you doing? *Normal voice* Nope! I'm going up here! *Chuckles* You can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man! See? There he is. There's two of him- -WAIT! THERE'S TWO OF HIM? Okay! There's me...! OH MY GOD, I'M SO FUCKIN' UGLY! WHAT THE HELL? I didn't know you could actually see the characters in the game, or MY character! Oh, my God, you have a Buzz Lightyear chin! He has like the little swirl! Awww! That's a face only a mother should beat. Um... Look at my scrawny-ass little legs. My scrawny-ass arms-- It IS me, just in game form. Um, well, this HERE... *eats the apple of knowledge* This is just assets for... cutscenes. And it's a trick that normally developers do when you wanna swap in and out assets. Normally, what you can do is just hide them under the... the scenery where the g- the player can't see them, so when you need to trigger them, you just bring them up and out of the scenery, so they're always loaded in... and sometimes it helps performance. Um... So, that's a neat little thing. 'Cause you can see like, doors and everything are just here. Like this-- Huh, God... He can still see me, I forgot about that. We can go into his bedroom... AHH! *nervous laughter* Even when I'm fuckin' cheating, this game is scary! What else is there that I haven't seen? *reading* Lost and found.. Okay, there's nothing really in there. I was in... I've been in... *startled* ...most of the other things! How did you see me? *Neighbor yells* Uhh, what-- what did he do? *Chuckles* See ya later! Where's he goin'? *Laughs* He's lookin' for me and he can't fucking find me. Ohh, what a numpty. Umm... So, as you can see, the door is like a trigger event. So, you can't actually get to the basement yet. It's not loaded in. It's a separate event completely. But, maybe I can actually go upstairs...? Whaaaaaaaat? realization in 3,2,1 Fireworks? Am I hearing a fuckin' bird? What the hell are you up ta'? Who are you? WHY are you? *bird caws* *sudden realization* Son of a BITCH! That's the crow that stole my key when I arrived... and I threw a rock at him! *crow continues to caw angrily* That little dick! And there's bits of cars! Did you sabotage me? What is this thing? What does this thing do? It looks like it electrocutes things. Oh, wait... It's a magnet. Ah-hah! I can magnetize objects! I don't wanna fuckin' throw the thing! I need that! Well I don't NEED it, but I want it. Okay. Wait a second, so how do you actually get up here? THAT'S where the little steps led to! This area! But this isn't, like, an explorable area in the game. Can I pull off the bolts? *Siri from Jack's phone* "I can help you find a place if you turn on loca--" Can you shut the fuck up? I said something that sounded like Siri... ...and then she turned on and started reading what I was saying! Even though I wasn't really saying anything. THESE ARE MINE! These are for MY house! Right, let's actually just go through the door. What am I doing? Ah, that's where it is. Strange, man. It's cool to see how everything fits together! And there's actually, like... whole areas... that are just like off limits, or that you can't get to normally. This fuckin' bird won't shut the fuck up... Right, where is the dude, right now? Where am I right now? Ohhhh, I CAN go down here! I just actually had to go to the door! Could I actually not get back out now? Oh, god! I'm actually just in the basement now! Cool! Okay, NOW, I can explore! 'Cause normally, when you get down here, it cuts out after you try and get through one of the doors. So there's that... picture of somebody again. The bird and this guy. We don't know who this guy is. We've never seen him yet. Maybe we'll never see him. Maybe we will, it's a lot less ominous down here. I like THIS. *Chuckle* Burnt stuff down here? The hell is going on? Where does this lead? Oh, keys! Good lord! This place is GIGANTIC! There's a fuckin' cell? What the hell? So, I'm assuming this is going to be a whole area that we can play later. That's cool! So they actually have this whole place, like... mapped out already, but it's just not a thing. Let me go through the door and we end up... nowhere. That's pretty neat-o. See, I-I love this shit. I love seeing how levels are all built. And I love seeing how developers, like, put things together. It's fascinating! Am I being seen by cameras? So what-- Do these actually open? Hello? No, there's no power in them. This just seems like a maze. That, when you get into the basement he's gonna chase you, so you have to come down here and just... hide, I guess? And try and find your way to the end. 'Cause, this is REALLY confusing! And I'm cheating! I'm going through the frickin' map... and I still can't figure out what the hell is going on. There's bits of chairs everywhere... Awesome! Ah, it's WAY below. If I keep going down it's like a whole separate plane. this is like Level 1, and this is the le-- Ugh, basement thing, so if I just keep going up... ...then I can go here! WoOOAahh What the f-- Is this his house? I have no idea where I am... ...in space or time. Wait, no, that's the house. The hell is this? Is it water? It IS water! There's just like a little shack out the back. There is so much more... in like this world... that you can't even get to. Like, all of this is at the back of the house that you arrive at. Jesus Christ. *Music kicks up* Oh, he's chasin' me! Aww, he's chasin' me! What's up, Neighborino! Yeah! Sucks to be you, bro! Now you can't do anything to me! I'm invincible-- Wait, can he still catch me? Yeah, he can. *Chuckles* No! Don't go back to his frickin' door! So, I wanna see... Yeaaah! *reading* "Open Level 1." We're in Level 1 right now, and this is Alpha 2... So, "Neighbor 3..." I think is a completely separate thing. *rattling noises and ominous music* Hello? Wh-- Who-- Wh-- Where-- Where am I? What Al-- What the fuck am I in right now? Can I fly and ghost again, please? Yeah? I can't see anything. What is anything right now? OOOOOKay. Here we go! So this is a different level. This is completely different, it-- It's called, "Neighbor 3." So, either, it's alluding to what Alpha 3 is, or it's a third level... Or... I dunno. It-- It seems just like a hodge-podge of everything. It just seems like... ...an area where stuff is lyin' around, so it might just be... ...a leftover disused level. Which, again, is something that developers just kinda do. There's just stuff... I don't even know if the neighbor is in here. *flashlight clicking* Do you even turn on? Doesn't seem like it. Um... 'Cause stuff is just lying around. So, it seems like it's a test bed. Which I wouldn't be surprised, because... Oh, God. OH, God, what the fuck is that light? Jesus Christ! Look at the SIZE of this place! There's no way that that's another house! That, and the fact that there's nothing to fucking do in it. Like, there's no... It's not as well... defined as some of the other places. I can't see... ANYTHING. So there's a bunch of things in the actual console commands, if you just press "M" or "F" or something. You can see... I think the purple ones are trigger events, 'cause that's what I was doing... like, to travel to Level 1 and everything, but... There's stuff like servers.. And... Where did I see- -"GameLiveStreaming.StopWebCam, || StopBroadcasting || StartWebCam," and so... I dunno, maybe the-- Maybe they're gonna bring, like, an actual live streaming thing... into the whole game. Maybe they'll actually enable like a Twitch... integration? 'Cause a lot of games-- Oh, it actually has a front. A lot of games are doing that, where you have Twitch integration and then you can actually... dick over the player AS you're playing the game. Which could be a cool little thing. But, yeah, I don't think this is an actual level that we're going to play. It looks like a sandbox... ...that you can get in and just... Maybe it's a sandbox that... the developers are making. *flashlight click* This flashlight doesn't work. 'Cause, this is just the kitchen from the other place... ...That you can just get in and, like, dick around with... ...materials, and you can get in and see what actually works against the... Why is this bright...? OHH! Hey, buddy! He's just lyin' here! Are you awake? Sir? Hello? *Chuckles* I am IN the Neighbor! I'm lookin' at his hairy chest! OH! He doesn't have any insides! No wonder he's a monster! *Chuckles* So, yeah, this-- This might be a sandbox level that they'll create later, but... That does it for this episode! I know I didn't actually DO a whole lot, but I just wanted to get in and see... ...um, explore the levels for what they are, because... I mean, once I did the level in the last episode, there wasn't a whole lot left to do, anyway. Except cheat, and dick around, and try and see different things, because... Now, it's not like... the levels progress. I can't go off and do the other one that they had in the previous Alpha, so... Still have no idea what they're gonna do with this game. A lot of people are theorizing as to what all these... ...things mean, like, "Oh! There's a TV on boxes here. That means he killed his wife." ...Sorta thing, but, I mean... A lot of this is just leftover assets... ...or just leftover things that the developers put in different places, just for the sake of fluidity... ...or-- Or maybe it is secrets! I don't know. I'm not the developers. Um, they seem to have put the console commands in here for a reason. So... I-- I'm interested to see what-- What'll play out, and I'm interested to see-- *ominous music kicks in* *sharp noise* What? *Chuckles* I'm interested to see what the-- the game's gonna turn out to be, and what the-- the final... evolution of it is gonna be and... ...how long it's actually gonna take to come out, but this still is very much Alpha. There's a lot broken, there's a lot to be changed, there's a lot to be fixed, but I really like this game and... ...I'm looking forward to seeing... where it ends up. But for now... Thank you, guys, so much for watching this episode! If you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button IN THE FACE! LIKE A BOSS! And... high fives all around! *Whapoosh* *Whapoosh* But thank you, guys, and I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO! *outro music* I can hear him... He's walkin' around. Don't catch me, I'm flying!

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I wanna... *Crow caws* I wa..." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 59.18, "text": "Shut the fuck up." }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 60.38, "text": "I wanna see if I can get the cutscenes to play properly this time." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 63.76, "text": "Aaand..." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 64.52, "text": "WOOSHH!!!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 66.12, "text": "Right in his noggin!" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 67.72, "text": "Hehehe..." }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 68.44, "text": "Stupid bird..." }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 69.38, "text": "You think you're smarter than me, do ya?" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 72.04, "text": "Aaaaa...righ-" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 73.28, "text": "*Russian-esque accent* I need the crowbar." }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 76.3, "text": "*Normal voice* So, yeah, this is actually the house." }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 79.58, "text": "When I-- When I, like, attack the neighbor..." }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 81.72, "text": "This is a...OOH there's a picture of Peppa Pig over there!" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 85.04, "text": "*Sings* Peppa Pig! *Pig snort, laughs*\nUmm..." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 89.58, "text": "So, and-- People love to theorise with this game." }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 92.6, "text": "I didn't realise that, that was a thing that was going on." }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 94.64, "text": "It's that there's a bunch of theories and a bunch of... like..." }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 97.78, "text": "I don't know. Conspiracies and everything about people talking about this game..." }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 101.54, "text": "Trying to figure out what the hell is actually going on." }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 103.54, "text": "It's quite cool. I love when people do that." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 105.36, "text": "Wait, can I go over that?" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 107.64, "text": "Ooooohhh, let me see" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 110.8, "text": "Probably not" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 111.78, "text": "No, I can't" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 113.74, "text": "Turn on the lights..." }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 114.86, "text": "No. Right." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 115.92, "text": "So, this was supposed to be MY house..." }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 119.64, "text": "And then, for some reason... the guy... gets it?" }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 124.14, "text": "Let's see if the cutscene actually plays this time." }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 126.06, "text": "Hey, it's a nice little hat." }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 128.52, "text": "Oh, 'cause this is the-" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 129.84, "text": "This is the door into the... basement." }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 133.24, "text": "But for me, there's nothing there." }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 137.44, "text": "Okay." }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 138.18, "text": "Did I explore this house last time?" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 139.94, "text": "Ah, god, get outta that." }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 141.96, "text": "Yeah, I feel like I probably did." }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 144.64, "text": "Can I take a bath?" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 146.28, "text": "I've had a long and stressful day." }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 147.92, "text": "Moving isn't easy, y'know." }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 149.34, "text": "Okay. Cutscene?" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 152.08, "text": "Are you gonna do proper things this time?" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 153.76, "text": "I have a feeling it might just break again, anyway." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 160.52, "text": "I can hear more than my footsteps." }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 163.08, "text": "Just sit down. Aaaahhh..." }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 164.6, "text": "It's a nice day for a rest" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 167.78, "text": "But not a nice day to get..." }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 169.34, "text": "...kicked out of your house." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 170.12, "text": "Yeah, see, this happened last time." }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 171.84, "text": "Everything kinda froze and broke and then I thought the game crashed..." }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 174.24, "text": "and I started freakin' out..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 175.3, "text": "and I was SHAKIN' all around!" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 177.3, "text": "*le neighbor comes out*" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 179.06, "text": "Ah-haaa!" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 181.36, "text": "He is doing something to me!" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 185.24, "text": "Ohhh, so it showed you where everything was.\n*Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 190.12, "text": "Last time, I was just like, \"Oh, he has a key on him!\"" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 192.52, "text": "\"Oh, there's a keycard up here!\"" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 196.14, "text": "He's drinkin'... milk..." }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 198.4, "text": "Okay, could you drink bleach instead, Mr. Neighbor?" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 202.94, "text": "So, for some reason, I'm having premonitions..." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 204.72, "text": "as to what the hell is going on." }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 206.12, "text": "So, he took my house." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 208.8, "text": "What an absolute cock-a-tron." }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 215.82, "text": "Also, is that a mannequin?" }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 218.96, "text": "Th- I didn't see anything! No, I wasn't looking!" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 222.42, "text": "Just sittin' across the street with your binoculars." }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 224.44, "text": "\"I wasn't looking at anything, Mr!\"" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 226.48, "text": "That looked like a mannequin." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 227.86, "text": "Um..." }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 230.06, "text": "Right. Okay, so what I wanna do is open up..." }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 232.4, "text": "the console commands." }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 234.14, "text": "And I think you can press \"ghost\" and \"fly.\"" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 240.56, "text": "Yeaaah!" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 241.26, "text": "Can I go through things?" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 242.72, "text": "No. \"Ghost\" didn't work for some reason." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 244.7, "text": "Ghooost..." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 246.56, "text": "Ghost, ghost." }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 247.92, "text": "Ah-hah!" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 249.12, "text": "Nooow, you can go through things!" }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 250.78, "text": "So, now you can actually explore the world..." }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 253.24, "text": "at will!" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 253.92, "text": "'Cause I wasn't able to go inside this house." }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 256.26, "text": "What the hell is actually in here?" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 257.4, "text": "It's actually a fully-furnished house!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 260.8, "text": "That's not bad!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 261.98, "text": "What is th- oh, that's a fuckin' weird door..." }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 266.56, "text": "Wait, where does that door lead?" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 270.44, "text": "Doesn't really lead to anything." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 273.8, "text": "That's a strange house. Okay, now I can actually--" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 276, "text": "You can see my shadow, I'm actually still floatin' around." }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 278.68, "text": "And he can still see me, I believe--" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 280.32, "text": "FUCK! I triggered a cutscene!" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 284.12, "text": "He can still see me, and he can still catch me, I believe." }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 286.46, "text": "But, I should be able to just, like, go up really high and he won't be able to see me." }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 290.2, "text": "So now I can actually explore his house and see what the hell is going on!" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 292.82, "text": "*imitating keypad* Boop boop bip- Couldn't I.." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 295.88, "text": "guess the tone? Just go up and start pressing on the keypad?" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 299.92, "text": "*door creaks*" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 300.88, "text": "Don't go in yet!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 301.66, "text": "Did I fuckin' tell you to go in?" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 303.66, "text": "*sharp noise*" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 305.48, "text": "*French accent* Hon hon hon! Hello! *chuckle*" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 308, "text": "How are you doing?" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 310.4, "text": "*Normal voice* Nope! I'm going up here! *Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 312.46, "text": "You can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man!" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 315.88, "text": "See? There he is. There's two of him- -WAIT!" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 319.56, "text": "THERE'S TWO OF HIM?" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 322.88, "text": "Okay! There's me...!" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 326.16, "text": "OH MY GOD, I'M SO FUCKIN' UGLY!" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 328.92, "text": "WHAT THE HELL?" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 329.88, "text": "I didn't know you could actually see the characters in the game, or MY character!" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 334.36, "text": "Oh, my God, you have a Buzz Lightyear chin!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 337.32, "text": "He has like the little swirl!" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 339.26, "text": "Awww!" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 340.36, "text": "That's a face only a mother should beat." }, { "duration": 0.54, "start": 342.68, "text": "Um..." }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 343.22, "text": "Look at my scrawny-ass little legs." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 345.26, "text": "My scrawny-ass arms--" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 346.78, "text": "It IS me, just in game form." }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 348.88, "text": "Um, well, this HERE..." }, { "duration": 1, "start": 350.22, "text": "*eats the apple of knowledge*" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 351.22, "text": "This is just assets for... cutscenes." }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 354.1, "text": "And it's a trick that normally developers do when you wanna swap in and out assets." }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 358.38, "text": "Normally, what you can do is just hide them under the... the scenery" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 361.32, "text": "where the g- the player can't see them, so when you need" }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 363.46, "text": "to trigger them, you just bring them up and out of the scenery, so they're always loaded in..." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 367.04, "text": "and sometimes it helps performance." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 369.4, "text": "Um..." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 370.3, "text": "So, that's a neat little thing." }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 371.62, "text": "'Cause you can see like, doors and everything are just here." }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 374.66, "text": "Like this-- Huh, God... He can still see me, I forgot about that." }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 377.76, "text": "We can go into his bedroom..." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 381.24, "text": "AHH!" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 381.74, "text": "*nervous laughter*" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 383.74, "text": "Even when I'm fuckin' cheating, this game is scary!" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 386.26, "text": "What else is there that I haven't seen?" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 388.62, "text": "*reading* Lost and found.." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 391.68, "text": "Okay, there's nothing really in there. I was in..." }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 394.9, "text": "I've been in... *startled* ...most of the other things!" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 396.64, "text": "How did you see me?" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 400.56, "text": "*Neighbor yells*" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 402.48, "text": "Uhh, what-- what did he do? *Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 404.96, "text": "See ya later!" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 406.42, "text": "Where's he goin'? *Laughs*" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 408.12, "text": "He's lookin' for me and he can't fucking find me." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 410.68, "text": "Ohh, what a numpty." }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 412.38, "text": "Umm... So, as you can see, the door is like a trigger event." }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 416.62, "text": "So, you can't actually get to the basement yet." }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 419.38, "text": "It's not loaded in. It's a separate event completely." }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 421.92, "text": "But, maybe I can actually go upstairs...? Whaaaaaaaat?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 426.58, "text": "realization in" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 428.58, "text": "3,2,1" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 429.38, "text": "Fireworks?" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 432.28, "text": "Am I hearing a fuckin' bird?" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 433.62, "text": "What the hell are you up ta'?" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 435.52, "text": "Who are you?" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 437, "text": "WHY are you?" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 437.84, "text": "*bird caws*" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 438.58, "text": "*sudden realization*" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 439.66, "text": "Son of a BITCH!" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 441, "text": "That's the crow that stole my key when I arrived..." }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 443.44, "text": "and I threw a rock at him!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 444.7, "text": "*crow continues to caw angrily*" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 446.06, "text": "That little dick!" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 447, "text": "And there's bits of cars!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 449.08, "text": "Did you sabotage me?" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 453.3, "text": "What is this thing?" }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 457.56, "text": "What does this thing do?" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 458.38, "text": "It looks like it electrocutes things. Oh, wait..." }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 460, "text": "It's a magnet." }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 461.92, "text": "Ah-hah! I can magnetize objects!" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 464.62, "text": "I don't wanna fuckin' throw the thing! I need that!" }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 467.32, "text": "Well I don't NEED it, but I want it." }, { "duration": 0.54, "start": 470.42, "text": "Okay." }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 471.64, "text": "Wait a second, so how do you actually get up here?" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 476.48, "text": "THAT'S where the little steps led to!" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 479.04, "text": "This area!" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 480.68, "text": "But this isn't, like, an explorable area in the game." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 484.12, "text": "Can I pull off the bolts?" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 485.32, "text": "*Siri from Jack's phone*\n\"I can help you find a place if you turn on loca--\"" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 488.42, "text": "Can you shut the fuck up?" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 489.94, "text": "I said something that sounded like Siri..." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 493.42, "text": "...and then she turned on and started reading what I was saying!" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 495.66, "text": "Even though I wasn't really saying anything." }, { "duration": 1, "start": 497.06, "text": "THESE ARE MINE!" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 498.48, "text": "These are for MY house!" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 499.56, "text": "Right, let's actually just go through the door." }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 501.2, "text": "What am I doing? Ah, that's where it is." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 505.38, "text": "Strange, man." }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 507.24, "text": "It's cool to see how everything fits together!" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 509.94, "text": "And there's actually, like... whole areas... that are just like" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 514.52, "text": "off limits, or that you can't get to normally." }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 517.16, "text": "This fuckin' bird won't shut the fuck up..." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 519.06, "text": "Right, where is the dude, right now?" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 522.5, "text": "Where am I right now?" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 526.16, "text": "Ohhhh, I CAN go down here!" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 530.24, "text": "I just actually had to go to the door!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 533.46, "text": "Could I actually not get back out now?" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 534.94, "text": "Oh, god! I'm actually just in the basement now!" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 538.16, "text": "Cool! Okay, NOW, I can explore!" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 541.7, "text": "'Cause normally, when you get down here, it cuts out after you try and get through one of the doors." }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 546.86, "text": "So there's that... picture of somebody again." }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 549.32, "text": "The bird and this guy. We don't know who this guy is. We've never seen him yet." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 553.08, "text": "Maybe we'll never see him." }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 554.44, "text": "Maybe we will, it's a lot less ominous down here. I like THIS. *Chuckle*" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 560.06, "text": "Burnt stuff down here?" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 565.26, "text": "The hell is going on? Where does this lead? Oh, keys!" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 569.1, "text": "Good lord! This place is GIGANTIC!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 572.9, "text": "There's a fuckin' cell?" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 577.32, "text": "What the hell?" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 580.08, "text": "So, I'm assuming this is going to be a whole area that we can play later." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 584.12, "text": "That's cool!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 585.22, "text": "So they actually have this whole place, like..." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 587.48, "text": "mapped out already, but it's just not a thing." }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 590.52, "text": "Let me go through the door and we end up... nowhere." }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 596.72, "text": "That's pretty neat-o." }, { "duration": 3, "start": 598.5, "text": "See, I-I love this shit. I love seeing how levels are all built." }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 601.5, "text": "And I love seeing how developers, like, put things together." }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 604.9, "text": "It's fascinating!" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 605.7, "text": "Am I being seen by cameras?" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 607.32, "text": "So what-- Do these actually open?" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 610.2, "text": "Hello?" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 611.48, "text": "No, there's no power in them." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 613.92, "text": "This just seems like a maze." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 616.12, "text": "That, when you get into the basement he's gonna chase you," }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 618.68, "text": "so you have to come down here and just..." }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 620.72, "text": "hide, I guess?" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 621.82, "text": "And try and find your way to the end." }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 623.28, "text": "'Cause, this is REALLY confusing!" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 627, "text": "And I'm cheating! I'm going through the frickin' map..." }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 629.54, "text": "and I still can't figure out what the hell is going on." }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 633.5, "text": "There's bits of chairs everywhere..." }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 636.5, "text": "Awesome!" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 639.96, "text": "Ah, it's WAY below." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 642.82, "text": "If I keep going down it's like a whole separate plane." }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 644.82, "text": "this is like Level 1, and this is the le-- Ugh, basement thing, so if I just keep going up..." }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 650.32, "text": "...then I can go here!" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 651.78, "text": "WoOOAahh" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 656.04, "text": "What the f-- Is this his house?" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 659.34, "text": "I have no idea where I am..." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 661.1, "text": "...in space or time." }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 662.54, "text": "Wait, no, that's the house. The hell is this?" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 668.9, "text": "Is it water? It IS water!" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 670.52, "text": "There's just like a little shack out the back." }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 675.48, "text": "There is so much more..." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 677.72, "text": "in like this world..." }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 679.58, "text": "that you can't even get to." }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 681.1, "text": "Like, all of this is at the back of the house that you arrive at." }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 685.38, "text": "Jesus Christ." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 686.74, "text": "*Music kicks up*" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 688.24, "text": "Oh, he's chasin' me!" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 689.96, "text": "Aww, he's chasin' me!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 691.46, "text": "What's up, Neighborino!" }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 693.82, "text": "Yeah!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 694.48, "text": "Sucks to be you, bro!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 695.84, "text": "Now you can't do anything to me!" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 697.68, "text": "I'm invincible-- Wait, can he still catch me?" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 700.64, "text": "Yeah, he can. *Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 702.3, "text": "No! Don't go back to his frickin' door!" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 704.62, "text": "So, I wanna see..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 706.86, "text": "Yeaaah!" }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 710.12, "text": "*reading* \"Open Level 1.\" We're in Level 1 right now, and this is Alpha 2..." }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 714.54, "text": "So, \"Neighbor 3...\"" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 717.48, "text": "I think is a completely separate thing." }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 719.78, "text": "*rattling noises and ominous music*" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 723.5, "text": "Hello?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 727.92, "text": "Wh-- Who-- Wh-- Where-- Where am I?" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 729.98, "text": "What Al-- What the fuck am I in right now?" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 733.46, "text": "Can I fly and ghost again, please?" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 739.22, "text": "Yeah?" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 744.2, "text": "I can't see anything." }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 746.32, "text": "What is anything right now? OOOOOKay." }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 750.76, "text": "Here we go!" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 752.14, "text": "So this is a different level." }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 754.02, "text": "This is completely different, it-- It's called, \"Neighbor 3.\"" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 756.66, "text": "So, either, it's alluding to what Alpha 3 is, or it's a third level... Or..." }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 762.4, "text": "I dunno. It-- It seems just like a hodge-podge of everything." }, { "duration": 1, "start": 765.44, "text": "It just seems like..." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 766.98, "text": "...an area where stuff is lyin' around, so it might just be..." }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 769.94, "text": "...a leftover disused level." }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 772.18, "text": "Which, again, is something that developers just kinda do." }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 775.66, "text": "There's just stuff..." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 777.3, "text": "I don't even know if the neighbor is in here." }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 779.14, "text": "*flashlight clicking* Do you even turn on? Doesn't seem like it." }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 782.2, "text": "Um..." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 783.26, "text": "'Cause stuff is just lying around." }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 785.26, "text": "So, it seems like it's a test bed." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 788.82, "text": "Which I wouldn't be surprised, because..." }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 791.5, "text": "Oh, God. OH, God, what the fuck is that light?" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 794.1, "text": "Jesus Christ!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 795.36, "text": "Look at the SIZE of this place!" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 797.42, "text": "There's no way that that's another house!" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 799.08, "text": "That, and the fact that there's nothing to fucking do in it." }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 802.44, "text": "Like, there's no... It's not as well... defined as some of the other places." }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 806.88, "text": "I can't see... ANYTHING." }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 810.08, "text": "So there's a bunch of things in the actual console commands, if you just press \"M\" or \"F\" or something." }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 815.42, "text": "You can see... I think the purple ones are trigger events, 'cause that's what I was doing..." }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 819.42, "text": "like, to travel to Level 1 and everything, but..." }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 822.36, "text": "There's stuff like servers.." }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 824.8, "text": "And... Where did I see- -\"GameLiveStreaming.StopWebCam, || StopBroadcasting" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 828.52, "text": "|| StartWebCam,\" and so... I dunno, maybe the-- Maybe they're gonna bring, like, an actual live streaming thing..." }, { "duration": 5.02, "start": 833.36, "text": "into the whole game. Maybe they'll actually enable like a Twitch... integration?" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 838.38, "text": "'Cause a lot of games-- Oh, it actually has a front." }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 841.32, "text": "A lot of games are doing that, where you have Twitch integration and then you can actually..." }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 844.68, "text": "dick over the player AS you're playing the game." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 847.26, "text": "Which could be a cool little thing." }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 849.12, "text": "But, yeah, I don't think this is an actual level that we're going to play. It looks like a sandbox..." }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 853.6, "text": "...that you can get in and just..." }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 854.72, "text": "Maybe it's a sandbox that... the developers are making." }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 857.76, "text": "*flashlight click* This flashlight doesn't work." }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 861.26, "text": "'Cause, this is just the kitchen from the other place..." }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 863.72, "text": "...That you can just get in and, like, dick around with..." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 867.3, "text": "...materials, and you can get in and see what actually works against the..." }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 871.2, "text": "Why is this bright...? OHH!" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 875.36, "text": "Hey, buddy!" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 878.44, "text": "He's just lyin' here!" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 881.06, "text": "Are you awake? Sir?" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 883.1, "text": "Hello? *Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 884.64, "text": "I am IN the Neighbor!" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 886, "text": "I'm lookin' at his hairy chest!" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 888.1, "text": "OH! He doesn't have any insides!" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 890.02, "text": "No wonder he's a monster! *Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 892.86, "text": "So, yeah, this-- This might be a sandbox level that they'll create later, but..." }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 896.3, "text": "That does it for this episode! I know I didn't actually DO a whole lot, but I just wanted to get in and see..." }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 901.52, "text": "...um, explore the levels for what they are, because..." }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 904.14, "text": "I mean, once I did the level in the last episode, there wasn't a whole lot left to do, anyway." }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 908.24, "text": "Except cheat, and dick around, and try and see different things, because..." }, { "duration": 5.86, "start": 911.96, "text": "Now, it's not like... the levels progress. I can't go off and do the other one that they had in the previous Alpha, so..." }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 918.34, "text": "Still have no idea what they're gonna do with this game. A lot of people are theorizing as to what all these..." }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 922.48, "text": "...things mean, like, \"Oh! There's a TV on boxes here. That means he killed his wife.\"" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 927.06, "text": "...Sorta thing, but, I mean..." }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 929.02, "text": "A lot of this is just leftover assets..." }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 931.44, "text": "...or just leftover things that the developers put in different places, just for the sake of fluidity..." }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 937.14, "text": "...or-- Or maybe it is secrets!" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 938.72, "text": "I don't know. I'm not the developers. Um, they seem to have put the console commands in here for a reason." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 943.32, "text": "So..." }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 944.36, "text": "I-- I'm interested to see what-- What'll play out, and I'm interested to see--" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 946.96, "text": "*ominous music kicks in*" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 948.78, "text": "*sharp noise*" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 951.14, "text": "What? *Chuckles*" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 954.04, "text": "I'm interested to see what the-- the game's gonna turn out to be, and what the-- the final... evolution of it is gonna be and..." }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 959.84, "text": "...how long it's actually gonna take to come out, but this still is very much Alpha." }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 963.26, "text": "There's a lot broken, there's a lot to be changed, there's a lot to be fixed, but I really like this game and..." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 967.3, "text": "...I'm looking forward to seeing... where it ends up." }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 969.22, "text": "But for now..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 970.2, "text": "Thank you, guys, so much for watching this episode!" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 972.2, "text": "If you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button IN THE FACE!" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 975.86, "text": "LIKE A BOSS!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 977.16, "text": "And... high fives all around!" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 978.76, "text": "*Whapoosh* *Whapoosh*" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 980.72, "text": "But thank you, guys, and I will see all you dudes..." }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 983.86, "text": "IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" }, { "duration": 14.2, "start": 985.16, "text": "*outro music*" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 999.84, "text": "I can hear him..." }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1001.68, "text": "He's walkin' around. Don't catch me, I'm flying!" } ]

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JacksepticEye

I DESTROYED A HOUSE WITH A METEOR | Teardown

I downloaded some mods for Teardown and they're INSANE THANKMAS: https://thankmas.tiltify.com/ COFFEE: https://topofthemornincoffee.com/ Twitter : https://twitter.com/Jacksepticeye Instagram : http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Edited By: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA

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2024-11-29T10:33:57.067043

[Music] the power is mine they said it couldn't be done a lot of you did actually you said in the comments that i should mod tear down and i have got some tasty things that i don't know if i'm even ready for because some of these items that i have are going to completely break this game i downloaded mods such as a minigun a railgun c4 a laser gun and the thing that the dinosaurs are well aware of an asteroid strike whoa look at my hair it's wet isn't that cool you know what else is cool raising 10 million dollars for charity which you can do during thank miss on december 11. everybody can get involved including all your favorite creators so go spam thank you miss at them so we can all get involved and raise as much money as possible i want to destroy this building as quickly as possible the last time i had a lot of issues with it so i want to see how quickly oh i have a jet pack as well i want to see how quickly i can tear through a building oh oh oh god oh it tore a hole right through everything just put a bunch of c4 down let's see how much this explodes oh my god it even said the light spinning holy why was i doing things the normal way this is way too much way too quick let's say we put like 10 of them down and a one and a two and a one two three [Laughter] oh it's lagging my game so badly this is what i needed to be doing i wanted to set the whole place on fire before we do that when i could just destroy it from the foundations a laser gun that's satisfying oh i mean it's super cool but all this is oh this thing's on fire really well nice all right we all know why we're here we all want to see the asteroid strike at least i do i also have banana bombs but i think those are just like a version of my bombs that i had already lame let's destroy this building with an asteroid strike [Music] two minutes i laugh in your face wait where is it oh what it literally comes from space oh no i click three yes i can't even see anything [Laughter] this is stupid okay i sent one off no mama let's go destroy the whole thing destroy the whole thing oh my god oh my god oh my oh i gotta have a heart attack this is too much there's nothing left i think that's enough no there's still buildings standing i will not allow that oh god don't get hit by it nuts absolutely nuts and a few over here for good measure as well why not [Laughter] oh that's too much oh my god oh i almost killed myself okay whoa i did it well that was a lot easier than last time i will say a new tool has been delivered well you're gonna have to outdo a meteor strike oh it's a tiny gun it's very different from what we just saw okay i also got some levels that i want to play because let's face it doing those mods in regular gameplay is kind of cheating and it kind of ruins the levels so why not have an entire level for us to play in nice also now i have infinite stuff so i can see oh yeah they're gonna get rules i need to be careful this whole building's gonna come down on top of me let it fall wait what are you standing up by oh oh oh oh oh oh the whole thing is coming down uh oh come on fall you fell so delicately it was just like i removed the basement floor not in a little sea full can't fix [Music] just to make sure it should be enough to fix my problem please don't crash my computer please don't crash my computer oh my god the whole game is lagging just by placing those [Music] uh-oh [Music] here we are today to mourn the loss of my gpu [Applause] [Music] i'm not touching it i'm not touching it i broke it all oh it's lagging my whole computer there we go yes ah current retribution oh my god get me out of here wow i did not think about buildings crashing into other buildings that's so cool um somebody's somebody's washing machine fell probably going to need that yeah i'll put it back inside who owns these i try to put the bucket my god i ripped a hole in the fabric of reality oh no i am okay this is so fun i want it to fall more though i'm trying to figure out where because there's no like bend in the buildings so it's just like a solid block if the whole bottom goes then it all goes but if there's one pixel still holding it up it will so i can't just like rip out this site and have the whole thing like bend and fall like the titanic what if i get like the perfect angle oh like that [Music] oh this is amazing i am shocked that the game is still able to kind of keep up with all of this because i i for sure thought the whole thing would crash it almost did [Music] [Applause] that's nuts this is mine my house my chunk come on oh geez oh god so many bits of pieces oh god oh geez stop oh my face wait i want to do that again you just shoot straight up or as straight up as you can get that's so awesome this game is immensely impressive wait where did i shoot through oh because i can't shoot straight up oh i just gashed a hole it looks like a monster attacked it comes if i attack from here probably the same thing that happens if i attack anywhere else it just blasts through every single pixel it can i'm sorry i renovated your room without asking you i want to get downstairs quickly that works a treat apart from the fact that my legs are broken and i'm dead wait can i just laser cut this building in half ah there's a range on it okay i want to just slice it completely in half but i don't think i can oh nice it's burning all the floors this is how i really set an entire building on fire i could probably just do that here just burn all the way around i'm going to admit i forgot that that was there but it does help the cause burn it right the way around and see if that will just crawl up the whole building i'm gonna be here forever why did i decide to do this all right meteor strike [Laughter] oh yeah okay it's a bit harder to do in these levels because these buildings are a lot bigger oh it just ripped through the whole building i mean it's a meteor why wouldn't it this is taking too long i'm gonna speed up the process oh that is not the right direction oh man oh that is so much smoke oh i took a whole sight off of it wow damn i wanted to like hit it from the side i wish i could control the direction that maybe i can i want to just take out the side and then have the whole building topple kinda like that yeah minigun surprisingly effective oh oh it's not coming down because it's stuck in this one i know the physics are all laggy oh man okay i have a way of solving this or making the whole game worse wait where's that coming from oh baby that's exactly what i wanted and the fire still burns oh cool there's a whole castle level oh has anybody made helms deep from lord of the rings yet this is gonna be much easier are you all oh yeah oh not really i want to see if the whole thing was like easily destructible because i mean it's from the olden times but i guess you guys can build house as well let's go to the mansion again i had a hard time destroying any of this because it's all reinforced concrete but not anymore i'm gonna take out these beams it's easy to just go with a meteor strike instantly and just solve your problems that way but i want to take things out my way which is like right here yes that worked so well now you've got a balcony in your pool the two best features of your house are combined i'm an interior decorator you got a bouncy light i know you've always wanted a bouncy light you could use a laser gun to set the whole front of your house on fire and now you've got to pop a collar in the room oh that fire is spreading way faster oh i think i i think i changed the multiplier on it it looks better already i like how this looks this is a good look for your building i like it i think that is art so your house just had no taste you made all your money selling nfts and no wonder you have no taste times if i take out these support beams these were the these were them in my let's take him out not too many because i actually want to see the results this time and a one and a two wonder [Music] beautifully done just whoosh gone love it the whole thing is holding on right here that's good construction though props to your uh props to your construction team all right let's take out this i want to see i don't think it works that you can just take off these bits and then the whole thing falls right or maybe actually maybe just this what are you up by how are you standing how does that make any sense stop defying physics okay your house is stupid there's only one thing for it i'm not having you be the way you are i'm gonna call help from the gods rain down upon them nice i kind of wish i had more of a but it landed and had more of a you know like more of a it sounded like tim allen from home improvement three for the price of one nice god i love that it just tears through it it's like an action movie how's the inside of your house look now bozo i think it's also crazy that the smoke follows the walls that if i make a hole in the ceiling oh god now the smoke goes out through that oh i wish more games were like this this game doesn't have much of a story going for it it has a few fun mechanics and a few fun heists but i'm having the most fun ever i put more hours into this game than i have many other games and all i do is blow stuff up could you imagine if a game with like a really intricate story had these mechanics get on it game designers okay i'm gonna mess around with the timers on these um because i feel like if i set the explosions to go off at different times there you go now the physics are fine oh jesus i had way more planted than i thought i did i can do that all around the building let the fireworks wait i need i need nighttime nighttime please wow let the fireworks commence beautiful beautiful [Music] destroy it all hello sweet where is the building standing i don't like this i don't like the physics of this building [Music] this pleases me this pleases me greatly oh you fell but why doesn't the rest of it fall [Music] i thought if i destroyed all of the lower sections that everything would finally crumble but it feels like you're all separate you also shouldn't be standing there's nothing tying you to this mortal realm ow this building spits in god's face as we find ourselves coming to the end of the night and i sip cocktails here on my beautiful yacht there's only one thing that can cap off this knight in style and that's some fireworks [Music] [Laughter] bye bye marina now i am the only boat in town eh tired of this boat i want a new one [Laughter] oh my god i was way more destructive than i thought it was gonna be all right well that's gonna do it for this episode of tear down i hope you had fun which let's face it you did there's no way you watched this video and you didn't smile or laugh or even do a little one of there's no way you didn't do one of those watching this video if any of that happened you owe me a like on this because this was epic i don't want to dabble too hard in mods just yet because i kind of want to see what the rest of the game has to offer or maybe i'll just do some of the levels with mods from now on i don't know let me know in the comments what you think but thank you guys so much for watching this video subscribe if you're new i'll be doing more teardown in the future so if you want to see more of this subscribe now it's free you don't lose anything

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thing that the dinosaurs are well" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 38.64, "text": "aware of an asteroid strike whoa look at" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 41.84, "text": "my hair it's wet isn't that cool you" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 44.32, "text": "know what else is cool raising 10" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 46.32, "text": "million dollars for charity which you" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 48.239, "text": "can do during thank miss on december 11." }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 51.28, "text": "everybody can get involved including all" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 53.039, "text": "your favorite creators so go spam thank" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 55.44, "text": "you miss at them so we can all get" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 56.8, "text": "involved and raise as much money as" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 58.16, "text": "possible i want to destroy this building" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 59.92, "text": "as quickly as possible the last time i" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 61.28, "text": "had a lot of issues with it so i want to" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 63.12, "text": "see how quickly oh i have a jet pack as" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 65.04, "text": "well i want to see how quickly i can" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 67.28, "text": "tear through a building" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 70.24, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 73.6, "text": "oh oh god oh" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 76.64, "text": "it tore a hole right through everything" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 78.64, "text": "just put a bunch of c4 down" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 80.799, "text": "let's see how much this explodes" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 88.32, "text": "oh my god it even said the light" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 90.4, "text": "spinning holy" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 93.6, "text": "why was i doing things the normal way" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 97.04, "text": "this is way too much way too quick" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 100.64, "text": "let's say we put like" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 102.24, "text": "10 of them down and a one and a two and" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 105.2, "text": "a one two three" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 107.78, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 110.72, "text": "oh it's lagging my game so badly" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 116.079, "text": "this is what i needed to be doing i" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 117.84, "text": "wanted to set the whole place on fire" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 119.759, "text": "before we do that when i could just" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 121.68, "text": "destroy it from the foundations a laser" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 124.479, "text": "gun" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 128.64, "text": "that's satisfying" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 131.68, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 132.48, "text": "i mean" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 134.319, "text": "it's super cool but all this is oh this" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 136.239, "text": "thing's on fire really well" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 139.52, "text": "nice all right we all know why we're" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 142.56, "text": "here we all want to see the asteroid" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 145.2, "text": "strike at least i do i also have banana" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 148.08, "text": "bombs but" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 150.16, "text": "i think those are just like a version of" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 152.4, "text": "my bombs that i had already" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 155.2, "text": "lame" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 156.56, "text": "let's destroy this building with an" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 158.319, "text": "asteroid strike" }, { "duration": 3.609, "start": 159.35, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 160.959, "text": "two minutes" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 162.959, "text": "i laugh in your face" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 166.319, "text": "wait where is it" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 168.64, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 174.08, "text": "what" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 175.28, "text": "it literally comes from space" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 181.28, "text": "oh no i click three" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 186.56, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 191.84, "text": "i can't even see anything" }, { "duration": 8.3, "start": 194.18, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 199.04, "text": "this is stupid okay i sent one off" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 202.48, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 203.519, "text": "mama" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 206.159, "text": "let's go" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 207.599, "text": "destroy the whole thing destroy the" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 209.28, "text": "whole thing oh my god oh my god" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 219.68, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 220.48, "text": "my" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 221.92, "text": "oh i gotta have a heart attack this is" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 223.36, "text": "too much" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 229.04, "text": "there's nothing left" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 231.84, "text": "i think that's enough" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 233.68, "text": "no there's still buildings standing i" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 235.68, "text": "will not allow that" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 238.239, "text": "oh god don't get hit by it" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 245.76, "text": "nuts absolutely nuts and a few over here" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 248.48, "text": "for good measure as well why not" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 250.9, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 255.439, "text": "oh that's too much" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 258.239, "text": "oh my god" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 260.32, "text": "oh i almost killed myself okay whoa i" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 262.479, "text": "did it" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 265.199, "text": "well" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 266.16, "text": "that was a lot easier than last time i" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 268.8, "text": "will say a new tool has been delivered" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 270.88, "text": "well you're gonna have to outdo a meteor" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 273.36, "text": "strike" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 275.6, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 277.44, "text": "it's a tiny gun" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 284, "text": "it's very different from what we just" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 285.28, "text": "saw okay" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 287.04, "text": "i also got some levels that i want to" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 288.88, "text": "play" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 290, "text": "because let's face it doing those mods" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 292.24, "text": "in regular gameplay is kind of cheating" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 294.16, "text": "and it kind of ruins the levels so why" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 296.24, "text": "not have an entire level for us to play" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 298.8, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 301.36, "text": "nice also now i have infinite stuff so i" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 303.759, "text": "can see" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 306.72, "text": "oh yeah" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 310.24, "text": "they're gonna get rules" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 313.36, "text": "i need to be careful this whole" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 314.4, "text": "building's gonna come down on top of me" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 317.199, "text": "let it fall" }, { "duration": 6.719, "start": 320.32, "text": "wait what are you standing up by" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 324.24, "text": "oh oh oh oh" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 327.039, "text": "oh oh the whole thing is coming down uh" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 329.039, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 330.16, "text": "come on fall you fell so delicately it" }, { "duration": 5.9510000000000005, "start": 332.639, "text": "was just like i removed the basement" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 334.24, "text": "floor not in a little sea full can't fix" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 338.59, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 341.44, "text": "just to make sure it should be enough to" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 343.52, "text": "fix my problem please don't crash my" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 344.96, "text": "computer please don't crash my computer" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 346.32, "text": "oh my god the whole game is lagging just" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 347.84, "text": "by placing those" }, { "duration": 4.03, "start": 349.76, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 352.08, "text": "uh-oh" }, { "duration": 3.17, "start": 353.79, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 354.96, "text": "here we are today to mourn the loss of" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 356.96, "text": "my gpu" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 366.3, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 3.25, "start": 370.73, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 376.4, "text": "i'm not touching it i'm not touching it" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 380, "text": "i broke it all oh it's lagging my whole" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 382.56, "text": "computer" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 384.56, "text": "there we go" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 386.08, "text": "yes ah" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 387.759, "text": "current retribution" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 392.24, "text": "oh my god get me out of here" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 395.759, "text": "wow" }, { "duration": 6.639, "start": 399.12, "text": "i did not think about buildings crashing" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 401.919, "text": "into other buildings that's so cool" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 407.28, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 408.479, "text": "somebody's somebody's washing machine" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 410.88, "text": "fell" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 412.8, "text": "probably going to need that" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 415.039, "text": "yeah i'll put it back inside" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 416.8, "text": "who owns these" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 419.199, "text": "i try to put the bucket" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 421.84, "text": "my god" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 424.88, "text": "i ripped a hole in the fabric of reality" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 427.599, "text": "oh no" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 430.4, "text": "i am okay" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 433.919, "text": "this is so fun i want it to fall more" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 437.039, "text": "though i'm trying to figure out where" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 439.44, "text": "because there's no like bend in the" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 441.599, "text": "buildings so it's just like a solid" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 443.28, "text": "block if the whole bottom goes then it" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 444.88, "text": "all goes but if there's one pixel still" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 446.56, "text": "holding it up it will so i can't just" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 448.479, "text": "like rip out this site and have the" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 449.84, "text": "whole thing like bend and fall like the" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 451.44, "text": "titanic what if i get like the perfect" }, { "duration": 5.98, "start": 454, "text": "angle oh like that" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 456.69, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 467.68, "text": "oh this is amazing i am shocked that the" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 471.28, "text": "game is still able to kind of keep up" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 473.199, "text": "with all of this" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 474.479, "text": "because i i for sure thought the whole" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 476.479, "text": "thing would crash it almost did" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 478.56, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 479.88, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 8.639, "start": 481.84, "text": "that's nuts this is mine" }, { "duration": 8.639, "start": 484.96, "text": "my house my chunk come on oh geez oh god" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 490.479, "text": "so many bits of pieces oh god oh geez" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 493.599, "text": "stop oh my face wait i want to do that" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 496.24, "text": "again" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 497.599, "text": "you just shoot straight up or as" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 499.84, "text": "straight up as you can get" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 503.12, "text": "that's so awesome this game is immensely" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 506.96, "text": "impressive" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 508.56, "text": "wait where did i shoot through" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 510.8, "text": "oh because i can't shoot straight up" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 513.44, "text": "oh i just gashed a hole it looks like a" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 515.919, "text": "monster attacked it" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 518.24, "text": "comes if i attack from here" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 521.279, "text": "probably the same thing that happens if" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 522.8, "text": "i attack anywhere else it just" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 525.279, "text": "blasts through every single pixel it can" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 527.36, "text": "i'm sorry i renovated your room without" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 529.279, "text": "asking you i want to get downstairs" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 531.44, "text": "quickly" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 534.399, "text": "that works a treat apart from the fact" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 536.48, "text": "that my legs are broken and i'm dead" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 538, "text": "wait can i just" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 539.44, "text": "laser cut" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 540.72, "text": "this building in half" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 544, "text": "ah there's a range on it okay" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 548.399, "text": "i want to just slice it" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 551.68, "text": "completely in half but i don't think i" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 553.519, "text": "can" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 554.88, "text": "oh nice it's burning all the floors" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 559.68, "text": "this is how i really set an entire" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 561.76, "text": "building on fire i could probably just" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 563.6, "text": "do that here" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 566.64, "text": "just burn all the way around" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 571.6, "text": "i'm going to admit i forgot that that" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 573.68, "text": "was there but it does help the cause" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 575.68, "text": "burn it right the way around" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 577.6, "text": "and see if that will just crawl up the" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 579.92, "text": "whole building" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 583.839, "text": "i'm gonna be here forever why did i" }, { "duration": 2.89, "start": 585.76, "text": "decide to do this all right meteor" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 587.44, "text": "strike" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 588.65, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 597.68, "text": "oh yeah okay it's a bit harder to do in" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 600.32, "text": "these levels because" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 602.16, "text": "these buildings are a lot bigger oh it" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 604, "text": "just ripped through the whole building" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 606.24, "text": "i mean" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 607.519, "text": "it's a meteor why wouldn't it this is" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 609.519, "text": "taking too long i'm gonna speed up the" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 611.279, "text": "process oh that is not the right" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 616.6, "text": "direction oh" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 619.04, "text": "man" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 621.76, "text": "oh that is so much smoke" }, { "duration": 6.841, "start": 625.279, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 626.64, "text": "i took a whole sight off of it wow" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 632.56, "text": "damn" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 635.92, "text": "i wanted to like hit it from the side i" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 637.6, "text": "wish i could control the direction that" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 639.68, "text": "maybe i can" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 644.16, "text": "i want to just take out the side and" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 646.32, "text": "then have the whole building topple" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 650.88, "text": "kinda like that yeah minigun" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 657.279, "text": "surprisingly effective" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 661.12, "text": "oh oh" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 664, "text": "it's not coming down because it's stuck" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 665.44, "text": "in this one" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 666.88, "text": "i know the physics are all laggy" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 669.92, "text": "oh man" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 671.6, "text": "okay i have a way of solving this or" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 674.079, "text": "making the whole game worse wait where's" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 676.399, "text": "that coming from" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 683.68, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 7.9190000000000005, "start": 685.04, "text": "baby that's exactly what i wanted" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 688.399, "text": "and the fire still burns oh cool" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 693.12, "text": "there's a whole castle level" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 695.44, "text": "oh has anybody made helms deep from lord" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 697.6, "text": "of the rings yet" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 699.92, "text": "this is gonna be much easier are you all" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 703.04, "text": "oh yeah" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 704.399, "text": "oh not really i want to see if the whole" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 706.16, "text": "thing was like easily destructible" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 707.6, "text": "because" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 709.6, "text": "i mean" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 710.8, "text": "it's from the olden times but i guess" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 712.72, "text": "you guys can build house as well let's" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 714.079, "text": "go to the mansion again i had a hard" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 716.48, "text": "time destroying any of this because it's" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 717.839, "text": "all reinforced concrete" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 720.639, "text": "but not anymore" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 722.48, "text": "i'm gonna take out these" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 724.079, "text": "beams" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 726.16, "text": "it's easy to just go with a meteor" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 728, "text": "strike instantly and just solve your" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 730.88, "text": "problems that way but i want to take" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 733.04, "text": "things out" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 734.16, "text": "my way" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 736.399, "text": "which is like right here" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 742, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 743.279, "text": "that worked so well" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 747.279, "text": "now you've got a balcony in your pool" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 750, "text": "the two best features of your house are" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 751.76, "text": "combined i'm an interior decorator you" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 754.24, "text": "got a bouncy light i know you've always" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 756.72, "text": "wanted a bouncy light" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 758.959, "text": "you could use a laser gun" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 761.12, "text": "to set the whole front of your house on" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 762.88, "text": "fire" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 766.48, "text": "and now you've got to pop a collar in" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 768.16, "text": "the room oh that fire is spreading way" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 770.48, "text": "faster" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 772.399, "text": "oh i think i i think i changed the" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 774.56, "text": "multiplier on it" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 777.12, "text": "it looks better already" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 779.839, "text": "i like how this looks this is a good" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 782.16, "text": "look for your building i like it" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 784.959, "text": "i think that is art so your house just" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 787.2, "text": "had no taste you made all your money" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 789.76, "text": "selling nfts and no wonder you have no" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 792.24, "text": "taste times if i take out these support" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 793.92, "text": "beams these were the these were them" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 796.639, "text": "in my" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 800.32, "text": "let's take him out not too many because" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 801.92, "text": "i actually want to see the results this" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 803.6, "text": "time" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 804.639, "text": "and a one and a two wonder" }, { "duration": 3.459, "start": 807.82, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 809.16, "text": "beautifully done" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 811.279, "text": "just whoosh gone" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 813.68, "text": "love it" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 815.6, "text": "the whole thing is holding on right here" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 817.2, "text": "that's good construction though" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 819.68, "text": "props to your uh" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 821.12, "text": "props to your" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 822.8, "text": "construction team all right let's take" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 824.72, "text": "out this i want to see" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 826.639, "text": "i don't think it works that you can just" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 828.8, "text": "take off these bits and then the whole" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 830.399, "text": "thing falls right" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 834.959, "text": "or maybe actually maybe just this" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 843.36, "text": "what are you up by how are you standing" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 846.56, "text": "how does that make any sense" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 848.8, "text": "stop defying physics okay your house is" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 851.36, "text": "stupid there's only one thing for it i'm" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 853.92, "text": "not having you be the way you are" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 857.04, "text": "i'm gonna call help from the gods" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 860.959, "text": "rain down upon them" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 865.519, "text": "nice i kind of wish i had more of a but" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 868.399, "text": "it landed and had more of a you know" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 870.72, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 872.079, "text": "more of a" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 873.6, "text": "it sounded like tim allen from home" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 875.04, "text": "improvement" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 878.16, "text": "three for the price of one" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 882.639, "text": "nice" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 884.959, "text": "god i love that it just tears through it" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 887.36, "text": "it's like an action movie" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 889.519, "text": "how's the inside of your house look now" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 891.12, "text": "bozo i think it's also crazy that the" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 893.199, "text": "smoke" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 894.24, "text": "follows the walls" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 896.72, "text": "that if i make" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 899.36, "text": "a hole in the ceiling" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 906, "text": "oh god" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 909.12, "text": "now the smoke goes out through that" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 913.199, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 914, "text": "i wish more games were like this this" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 916.079, "text": "game doesn't have much of a story going" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 917.839, "text": "for it it has a few fun mechanics and a" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 920.24, "text": "few fun heists" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 922.56, "text": "but i'm having the most fun ever i put" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 924.32, "text": "more hours into this game than i have" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 925.6, "text": "many other games and all i do is blow" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 928, "text": "stuff up could you imagine if a game" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 929.68, "text": "with like a really" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 931.279, "text": "intricate story" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 932.88, "text": "had these mechanics" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 934.56, "text": "get on it game designers okay i'm gonna" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 936.56, "text": "mess around with the timers on these" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 939.44, "text": "um because i feel like if i set the" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 941.36, "text": "explosions to go off at different times" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 947.04, "text": "there you go" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 948.32, "text": "now the physics are fine" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 950.399, "text": "oh jesus i had way more planted than i" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 952.72, "text": "thought i did" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 953.759, "text": "i can do that all around the building" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 957.36, "text": "let the fireworks wait i need i need" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 959.759, "text": "nighttime nighttime please" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 962.88, "text": "wow" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 963.759, "text": "let the fireworks" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 965.759, "text": "commence" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 973.68, "text": "beautiful" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 975.519, "text": "beautiful" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 976.96, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 978.48, "text": "destroy it all" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 980.88, "text": "hello" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 985.12, "text": "sweet where is the building standing" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 990.079, "text": "i don't like this" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 991.6, "text": "i don't like the physics of this" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 992.72, "text": "building" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 993.04, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 995.519, "text": "this pleases me" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 998.16, "text": "this pleases me greatly" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1003.519, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1005.6, "text": "you fell" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1009.6, "text": "but" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1010.399, "text": "why doesn't the rest of it fall" }, { "duration": 4.569, "start": 1015.19, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1016.8, "text": "i thought if i destroyed all of the" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 1019.759, "text": "lower sections that everything would" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1021.36, "text": "finally crumble but" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1025.28, "text": "it feels like you're all separate you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1026.959, "text": "also shouldn't be standing" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1030.799, "text": "there's nothing tying you to this mortal" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 1032.72, "text": "realm" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1036.319, "text": "ow" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1042.799, "text": "this building spits in god's face as we" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 1046.24, "text": "find ourselves coming to the end of the" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1047.839, "text": "night and i sip cocktails here on my" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 1050.84, "text": "beautiful" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1052.559, "text": "yacht" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1053.76, "text": "there's only one thing that can cap off" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 1055.919, "text": "this knight in style and that's" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1058.24, "text": "some fireworks" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 1062.03, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.59, "start": 1064.81, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 1068.24, "text": "bye bye marina" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1070.4, "text": "now i am the only boat in town" }, { "duration": 3.311, "start": 1076.559, "text": "eh" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1077.44, "text": "tired of this boat i want a new one" }, { "duration": 6.929, "start": 1079.87, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1084.4, "text": "oh my god" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1086.799, "text": "i was way more destructive than i" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1088.48, "text": "thought it was gonna be all right well" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1090.4, "text": "that's gonna do it for this episode of" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1091.919, "text": "tear down i hope you had fun which let's" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1094.08, "text": "face it you did there's no way you" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1095.919, "text": "watched this video and you didn't smile" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1098, "text": "or laugh or even do a little one of" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1101.12, "text": "there's no way you didn't do one of" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1102.32, "text": "those watching this video if any of that" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1104.559, "text": "happened you owe me a like on this" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1106.64, "text": "because this was epic i don't want to" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1109.28, "text": "dabble too hard in mods just yet because" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1112.24, "text": "i kind of want to see what the rest of" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1113.84, "text": "the game has to offer or maybe i'll just" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1115.76, "text": "do some of the levels with mods from now" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1117.6, "text": "on i don't know let me know in the" }, { 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_LNfiuFtbZI

2024-11-29T10:34:06.700646

it's been a while since I've done anything VR related so I got to pull my sleeves up I've got to strap in and I've got to hope that everything is recording properly cuz I don't know anymore so welcome everybody to the Titanic VR experience I just found out about this and it looks awesome I get to see exactly what it was like to be on the Titanic when it was crashing and I get to explore it at the bottom of the ocean doesn't that sound terrifying I can't wait to have existential dread on the 10th of April 1912 Titanic set sail from Southampton UK on her maiden voyage to New York she was carrying 2200 people on the 14th of April 1912 Titanic struck an iceberg it took 2 hours and 40 minutes for the ship to sink beneath the waters killing 1400 people this Photograph was taken as she left Queenstown Ireland her last stop before New York yeah Titanic was built in Ireland by the way the Shipwreck lay UND undisturbed at the bottom of the ocean until its Discovery in 1985 from 1912 to 1985 it wasn't found oh my God Titanic VR you think Jim Cameron uh directed this it's also a seated experience oh bye oh God I'm not at the bottom of the ocean am I oh no I am is that a submarine oh oh I hate that are you coming closer oh loud and clear Dr L you should be nearly at the sea Flor Telemetry looks good so 100 sounds about right oh no good excited yeah I've seen all the footage but I mean it's different to be so close to her I am not excited at all anything like this before yeah bismar as a grad student and uh Lucitania on vacation a couple years back hell resume don't go dark don't leave me here oh I've reached the seabed oh cool okay you're still a couple of hundred me out and back to manual control oh I get to go actually look at the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean okay cool this is horrifying it's being a tiny little submarine like this oh my God you could create the best horror game with something like this imagine like s or subnotica like this um okay so I got to go towards that thing um so we got to ascend am I ascending yes I am imagine this but a giant sea monster comes up in front of you oh please let that be an experience that exists this is way more involved than I thought it would be I thought I would just be like sitting down and watching stuff happen in front of me oh we're getting close get my lights ready now that I'm getting close to the bow the far left lever controls your subs lights to turn the spotlights on and off interact with the button in front of the lever I just did it is that the Titanic right there that triangle is that the front of it I used to be obsessed with the Titanic when I was a kid I had a ton of books on it people always uh oh oh there it is never mind there's something you don't see every day who oh oh my God that's so cool okay first things first we've got a contract with the Titanic Place their commemorative on the for Castle deck get yourself into position all right okay get myself into position got it oh my god dude childhood me would have freaked out at this let's face it adult me is freak out with this coming up to it now oh Jesus you'll need the predator for this task oh that's this the ROV yep courtesy of flight avionics and the latest involment the controls to the Predator are the same as the submersible make your way over to the already laying on the deck and remember that the range is only up to 15 M the advantage of driving without an umbilical is there any way to boost the signal yes we need to upgrade the deep sea transmitter and they don't come cheap the of our sponsors and UNS funding only go so far if we complete these contract jobs we might just be able to afford some upgrades what happens if I go out of range the automatic recall kicks in R com straight back to the sub I'm here oh it's a fish approaching max range am I oh my God that's a jellyfish right there see that jellyfish right there that's terrifying oh there it is this is so scary I thought I was just in for fun about the Titanic Oh there's a ton of plaques here I'll take a photograph with the onboard camera for the society W great idea they'll appreciate that the camera through the ROV inventory open up the menu again and select the camera icon from the inventory screen I am Pro programmed to love where to now oh on Ed on your map we're heading for his cabin right that's right I witness Tony said Henderson kept his it should tell us more about his activities on the final night I presume I'm looking for some kind of trunk look at that jellyfish had a briefcase listed on the Manifest with any luck it's still in his room oh man this is trippy so cool can't believe I never heard of this before Dr Lynch yeah why are we doing this I don't know it's cool I I'm sorry I'm not listening to anything you guys are saying I'm just obsessed looking at this let's go on Out roie Boy Is this where the ship hit the iceberg I don't know I wish I could get like a macro view of it like see the whole thing not just in the lights that I have it's also horrifying to think of what could be out in the ocean here next to [Music] me this breaches from the impact with the ocean floor anything in here is going to be messy oh I'll keep my eyes peeled so this blew open when you hit the bottom the top of the breach look for the flashing Beacon I really hope his briefcase is there H found a briefcase case I just need to pick it up by holding down one of the trigger stand I just need to pick it up by holding down I think this is it a video game button well that's lucky oh I'm going back go wait no I want to see more of the Titanic I mean there's more of the game but I wanted to see more down here you know I want to see more of the actual ship God you got to have some some big balls to come down this deep into the ocean how far down is it does it say how far down I actually am in total in regards to like real life probably somewhere but I can't see it easily I can't remember how far down the Titanic is people were always surprised that I was able to remember the date that the Titanic sank as April 14 1912 but it's cuz April 14th is my sister's birthday and then 1912 is just easy to remember it's a cool party trick what's that that chimney stack is that a chimney stack was oh man okay autopilot all right I'll see you in about 2 hours 2 hours I hope you brought a book with you Jesus oh hey you want a controls tutorial um no I think I can figure this out can I go over there how do I oh I should have got a controls tutorial dang it looks to be in good condition let's get the bone hair comb I need to wash the salt out quickly before it crystallizes and the bone starts to crumble okay how do I I should have I should have listened brush brush brush oh I feel like a paleontologist under like discovering bones isn't this what you thought of when you were going to discover the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean um um I might have I might have ruined it um help yeah you know that leather briefcase that we got from the really really old Titanic that was really fragile I might have dropped it somewhere have you seen it oh there it is never mind I found it it just got um hold on hold [Music] on okay in your pop okay oh Jesus Christ in you go these Bank notes are delicate good rinsing in the desalination bat oh you're going to get desal bro freeze dry nice and then fungicide I'm a natural at this all righty oh God hold on hold hold on can you go back in thank you whoa what's in here my bad my bad I'm very bad at this oh I can't reach it special package no that's interesting serve the items I can it's broken can you help a damn it okay scroll all that I want to know what it was like to be on the Titanic on April 1912 I want to be there this is a seated experience get comfortable I'm always comfortable 1:10 a.m. oh God that's got to be cold in the middle of the Atlantic Titanic's hle is breached by a collision with an iceberg and is rapidly taking on water oh I don't get to see the iceberg Captain Smith has ordered women and children to life boats that's me I'm a child I can go on W women and children women and children head for that ship on the horizon transfer your passengers and tell their Captain to come at once require urgent surely they can see our Rockets sir if they can they are not responding as quickly as you can oh sir damn he what ship on the horizon I can't see anything children she's Fierce C out here Vines quickly the boats are leaving daddy where are we going sh we're going on a little Adventure that's over here let's try this one I'm afraid it's women and children only sir please sir can't you see my wife God this is horrifying sorry sir Captain's orders what's the me is this a drill only a precautions everyone will be back aboard in good time John I can't manage without you I need you we'll just have to for now it's not as big as I thought don't worry Marie I'll get on another boat don't get me wrong it's Big Daddy I don't want to go without you I expect it bigger John I don't see any men board in knife boats I'm sure there's other boats further down let men board right David help your mother and sister board yes Dad I'm sorry sir women and children only for God's sake he just boy what age is he he's only 16 you'll have to stay on board with the other men Jesus something John is there nothing you can do my wife can't manage alone I'm afraid not sir Captain's orders hey the officers are letting the boys leave on the other side you must hurry thanks friend that's insane to be 16 and not be allowed Beyond are we sinking are we going down right now I can't feel it no no you have to go God she let me go with you no Daddy Daddy please see you soon we'll head straight for another boat women at children Final Call it's time to go wait are you not getting out to that boat with them as well hate it oh am I a woman or a child I told you I was a child thank you my daughter was the same girl going down I thought you were getting taller holy God do you believe there's any real danger oh no dear I saw men locking the watertight doors as I left my cabin I'm sure we will be back on board soon idiots the ship is going down and it's going to break in half folks we can't get up on the tank oh Lord dear oh Lord do the steerage have their own boats I don't know there should be boats in the third class de please don't jump on seen any surely there must be extra boats kept elsewhere stay there now otherwise how can all the passengers leave the ship how's your ankle Helen how's your ass Helen swollen it's okay it's freezing out here Helen you're the swelling will go down in no time at least this interesting story wa this is high up yes well perhaps this type of Adventure novel would best suit Colonel Gracie oh I do hope oh wait no that's the reflection of the water the Titanic here yes well this is not ending no it's not oh my God the water all the way down there father's face when we arve steady forward lower away a steady forward don't do that it's very scary like I know everybody on the boat's going to die but can't manage this boat with only one Sean oh my God are you going to are you going to repel down oh my goodness oh my God that's much scarier than the ship about to break in half it's not really it's not really by the allock thank you ready he's not a Sean at all he's just lying he wanted to get on the boat he's not a child like me c tonight almost there mother how long must we sit in these Bo till morning be glad you're in here and not up there till morning man okay the Titanic was way bigger than I thought never mind yes this is Journey commanding a ship such a beautiful ship to retire with yeah such a beautiful ship to die on am I right no help oh my God it'll be fine well that's terrifying thees said it's so crazy to think that the boat was sinking so slowly that you couldn't really see it in real time boat will found her I have it you there stand on that plug make sure it doesn't come out well I never man the yours well I never am I right this is what's everyone's favorite board game wa he's friendly you won't fight would you like to hold him a dog oh my God that's so cute look after him for me while we're on that's way cuter than your baby I'm just saying with no it was good of you to join us in the boat qu wouldn't have allowed you to stay on De I'm sure we will be never mind it is crazy to think that on the other side of that boat or maybe this side no other side h on the right hand side it's crazy to think that on the other side there's a giant gash five compartments long sinking the whole thing it's hard to see anything tonight I doubt the other ship will even see us approach momam can you hold this please ah much better thank let's hope they see us now if M dick comes we all doed can see it it's like the lights over there are underwater but down here they're not you can see it like tilting a little bit are there any supplies in this boat there's nothing no water no bread no Compass any blankets wow okay it's way bigger than I thought never mind it looked small when I was up there away oh officer officer look s so sry I I can't swim coward go over there and start rowing I can't I broke my arm that's why you broke your arm on you head I'm begging you put your legs in the water and start kicking sit down then you're lucky I haven't thrown you overboard wa yeah you can really see that it's like thank you raising at the back you thank you thank you that's wild this is so cool that whole thing is going to break in half so where's everyone from it's everyone's favorite music hello no one's listening to me are we going to get to see this whole thing like go down oh my God it's tilting so much oh I hope so the ship is listing quite badly now yeah lights don't seem to be getting closer perhaps they're just Reflections underwat no they're definitely lights from another ship we were signaling them earlier they look like stars to me keep R towards the what if the ship is just getting further away you should assist us rowing allow one of the oh my God it's sinking so quick look at the lights go under the water right now you row sir I will remain in command of this boat oh my God that's so terrifying rowing will keep us warm and we'll reach that ship in half the time I agree for the people on board they might not even be able to sense that it's going down that quick this is I think this is quicker than it actually happened though look at the angle of our ship but it's Unsinkable surely oh my God but the watertight door should keep her afloat we only GL holy crap isage she'll founder I'm getting goosebumbs what about those not your life boats I hope we get to see a break in half I want to see what that looks like in VR oh my god do that that's so sad oh someone's getting shot the whole front of the boat is under waterer [Music] now Jesus I can't describe how this actually looks in VR it's so cool I'm getting Goosebumps all over it's so crazy to think that this actually happened in real life at some point you tend to think of it just as the movie look how much of an angle attack and then it breaks in half and then it really starts to go down first chimney's going oh no it's all starting to go out oh the power's gone out that's even more [Music] horrifying oh my God whoa back to the ship holy crap damn oh that's terrifying could you imagine being on that that is insane well you seem [ __ ] cam about it don't you people are dying can you not hear them oh my God yeah what's scary is that some people went down with it but some people over there are just floating in the water now freezing to death I hope Leonardo DiCaprio's over there somewhere we must go back what about daddy oh the dog that is so scary wow tianic had 228 people on board 1,496 people perish that is so many Lifeboat 6 was designed to hold 65 people there were only 29 aboard when she left Titanic Oh my God it could have held so many more people life fo approaching Carpathia wow oh my God that was so much more emotional than I thought it was going to be that makes me so sad oh I'm like legit tearing up wow that's nuts like you hear about it a lot and obviously I mean most of us have probably seen the Titanic movie it's a terrific film but there's so much in it that you're like there's no way that happened there's no way this [ __ ] broke in half they just did that for Hollywood and there's no way like XYZ was going on it's just to make it look crazy and I'm sure some of it is but a lot of what they did in the movie Jim Cameron actually studied and did for real and then when they found the ship at the bottom of the ocean they like reverse engineered everything that happened and the fact that it's in two bits and one part is so much further away than the other part and there are some like really really accurate simulations now online of what actually happened I think I did videos on some sort of Titanic experience before where it like went down in real time or at least I've looked it up it's absolutely fascinating the series of events that happened with the ship cuz they said it was was Unsinkable it was built in Ireland and then brought to wasn't it built in Ireland yeah it left Ireland I think Northern Ireland up in Belfast and then it was going to New York to on its maiden voyage like its first voyage and they said it was Unsinkable because of the way it was designed with its compartments underneath and then it like the way the iceberg hit it gashed a hole in the side and five compartments were breached and apparently if like four I could be totally wrong on all of this I'm speaking from any of the knowledge that I had before and I'm trying to remember it from memory but I think if it breached like three or four it would have been fine but the fact that it breach five meant it sank and they called it the unsinkable ship and then on its first voyage it crashed due to sheer negligence on the the cruise part it's just the fact that it went down it broke in half so many people died it just feels like a fairy tale it feels like something that couldn't have actually happened but it did and it's it's it's not that long ago so scary like when everything is sinking that's terrifying people getting on lifeboats knowing that it hit the iceberg but for me the scariest part is right when the ship disappears underwater right when it goes away and there's like such a vacuum of when it was going down like air escaping and it pulling everything down that if you were above it you would have been like sucked under with it I don't know how much force it would have been and how far you would have been sucked down but the fact that like as soon as a boat disappears and then it gets way Cammer is so scary like all the lights are gone and you're just sitting there floating in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean the ocean is terrifying oh man that was really cool I'm glad I did that that was that was quite the experience I if you have a VR headset it's on the Oculus store if you want to go get it um it is kind of pricey it's like 15b but I think there's more to it than I showed here so it's up to you if you want to get it but I I think that that's really cool I I first of all I would love more experiences like that where I get to see like big events actually happen um although it is kind of morbid isn't it I would love a whole game based on that submarine I would love like a whole s man I wish s was in VR that would be such an amazing game in VR if you haven't played s please play s but anyway I'm going to leave that here thank you guys so much for watching I hope you enjoyed it let me know what you thought down in the comments below I'm I'm curious to see how much of this actually like translated into a video because I have no idea it's always weird to translate stuff from VR into video anyway but especially when it's more of just an experience like sitting here looking around um but being there in the headset and seeing it all happen and hearing the voices all around you was was quite surreal um but yeah leave a like in the video If you enjoyed it please subscribe if you're new here if you haven't subscribed already it's free you can unsubscribe anytime you want and not do it but thank you guys so much for watching

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Ireland by the way the" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 53.48, "text": "Shipwreck lay UND undisturbed at the" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 56, "text": "bottom of the ocean until its Discovery" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 57.32, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 58.64, "text": "1985 from 1912 to 1985 it wasn't found" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 62.92, "text": "oh my God Titanic" }, { "duration": 10.04, "start": 66.24, "text": "VR you think Jim Cameron uh directed" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 71.2, "text": "this it's also a seated experience oh" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 76.28, "text": "bye oh God I'm not at the bottom of the" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 78.32, "text": "ocean am I oh no I" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 82.479, "text": "am is that a" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 84.52, "text": "submarine" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 88.119, "text": "oh oh I hate" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 92.759, "text": "that are you coming" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 95.28, "text": "closer oh loud and clear Dr L you should" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 99.119, "text": "be nearly at the sea Flor Telemetry" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 101.119, "text": "looks good so 100 sounds about right oh" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 105.2, "text": "no good" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 107.799, "text": "excited yeah I've seen all the footage" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 110.04, "text": "but I mean it's different to be so close" }, { "duration": 3.159, "start": 111.56, "text": "to her I am not excited at all anything" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 113.759, "text": "like this" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 114.719, "text": "before yeah bismar as a grad student and" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 117.84, "text": "uh Lucitania on vacation a couple years" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 119.64, "text": "back" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 120.84, "text": "hell" }, { "duration": 6.759, "start": 123.2, "text": "resume don't go dark don't leave me here" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 126.68, "text": "oh I've reached the seabed oh cool okay" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 129.959, "text": "you're still a couple of hundred me out" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 131.92, "text": "and back to manual control oh I get to" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 133.92, "text": "go actually look at the Titanic at the" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 135.36, "text": "bottom of the ocean" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 138.12, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 140.519, "text": "cool this is horrifying it's being a" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 143.319, "text": "tiny little submarine like this oh my" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 145.12, "text": "God you could create the best horror" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 146.959, "text": "game with something like this imagine" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 148.959, "text": "like s or subnotica like this um okay so" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 152.72, "text": "I got to go towards that thing um so we" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 155.56, "text": "got to" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 158.159, "text": "ascend am I ascending yes I am imagine" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 161.4, "text": "this but a giant sea monster comes up in" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 164.64, "text": "front of you oh please let that be an" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 167.76, "text": "experience that" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 169.879, "text": "exists this is way more involved than I" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 173.2, "text": "thought it would be I thought I would" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 174.28, "text": "just be like sitting down and watching" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 175.72, "text": "stuff happen in front of me oh we're" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 177.959, "text": "getting close get my lights ready now" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 179.319, "text": "that I'm getting close to the bow the" }, { "duration": 5.319, "start": 181.92, "text": "far left lever controls your subs lights" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 185.2, "text": "to turn the spotlights on and off" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 187.239, "text": "interact with the button in front of the" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 188.879, "text": "lever I just did" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 190.799, "text": "it is that the Titanic right there that" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 193.08, "text": "triangle is that the front of it I used" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 196.239, "text": "to be obsessed with the Titanic when I" }, { "duration": 8.761, "start": 197.799, "text": "was a kid I had a ton of books on" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 201.599, "text": "it people always uh oh oh there it is" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 206.56, "text": "never mind there's something you don't" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 208.159, "text": "see every day who" }, { "duration": 7.601, "start": 212.159, "text": "oh oh my God that's so" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 216.48, "text": "cool okay first things first we've got a" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 219.76, "text": "contract with the" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 221.08, "text": "Titanic Place their commemorative on the" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 223.519, "text": "for Castle deck get yourself into" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 225.56, "text": "position all" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 227.64, "text": "right okay get myself into position got" }, { "duration": 3.241, "start": 229.959, "text": "it oh my" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 234.079, "text": "god dude childhood me would have freaked" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 236.92, "text": "out at this let's face it adult me is" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 239.48, "text": "freak out with this coming up to it now" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 241.959, "text": "oh Jesus you'll need the predator for" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 244.879, "text": "this task oh that's this the" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 248, "text": "ROV yep courtesy of flight avionics and" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 251.239, "text": "the latest involment the controls to the" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 253.959, "text": "Predator are the same as the submersible" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 256.639, "text": "make your way over to the already laying" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 258.84, "text": "on the deck and remember that the range" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 261.199, "text": "is only up to 15 M the advantage of" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 264.28, "text": "driving without an umbilical is there" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 266.639, "text": "any way to boost the" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 268.72, "text": "signal yes we need to upgrade the deep" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 271.479, "text": "sea transmitter and they don't come" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 273.12, "text": "cheap the of our sponsors and UNS" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 276, "text": "funding only go so far if we complete" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 278.44, "text": "these contract jobs we might just be" }, { "duration": 4.761, "start": 280.039, "text": "able to afford some" }, { "duration": 6.92, "start": 281.4, "text": "upgrades what happens if I go out of" }, { "duration": 7.679, "start": 284.8, "text": "range the automatic recall kicks in R" }, { "duration": 6.879, "start": 288.32, "text": "com straight back to the sub I'm here oh" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 292.479, "text": "it's a fish approaching max range am I" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 295.199, "text": "oh my God that's a jellyfish right there" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 297.32, "text": "see that jellyfish right there" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 300.56, "text": "that's" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 303.08, "text": "terrifying oh there it" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 305.56, "text": "is this is so scary I thought I was just" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 308.4, "text": "in for fun about the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 311.68, "text": "Titanic Oh there's a ton of plaques here" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 314.28, "text": "I'll take a photograph with the onboard" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 315.68, "text": "camera for the society W great idea" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 318.56, "text": "they'll appreciate" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 320, "text": "that the camera through the ROV" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 322.52, "text": "inventory open up the menu again and" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 325.12, "text": "select the camera icon from the" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 326.84, "text": "inventory" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 328, "text": "screen I am Pro programmed to love where" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 331.16, "text": "to now" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 332.24, "text": "oh on Ed on your map we're heading for" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 336, "text": "his cabin right that's right I witness" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 339, "text": "Tony said Henderson kept his it should" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 341.68, "text": "tell us more about his activities on the" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 343.319, "text": "final night I presume I'm looking for" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 346.12, "text": "some kind of" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 347.479, "text": "trunk look at that jellyfish had a" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 349.479, "text": "briefcase listed on the Manifest with" }, { "duration": 7.599, "start": 351.6, "text": "any luck it's still in his" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 354.039, "text": "room oh man this is trippy" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 360.72, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 362.96, "text": "cool can't believe I never heard of this" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 368.4, "text": "before Dr Lynch yeah why are we doing" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 372.68, "text": "this I don't know it's" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 376.759, "text": "cool I I'm sorry I'm not listening to" }, { "duration": 3.6390000000000002, "start": 379.12, "text": "anything you guys are saying I'm just" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 380.88, "text": "obsessed looking at" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 382.759, "text": "this let's go on Out roie" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 385.479, "text": "Boy Is this where the ship hit the" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 388.96, "text": "iceberg" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 392.12, "text": "I don't know I wish I could get like a" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 393.52, "text": "macro view of it like see the whole" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 394.919, "text": "thing not just in the lights that I have" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 396.72, "text": "it's also horrifying to think of what" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 399.72, "text": "could be out in the ocean here next to" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 402.48, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 404.16, "text": "me this breaches from the impact with" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 406.52, "text": "the ocean floor anything in here is" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 408.479, "text": "going to be messy oh I'll keep my eyes" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 410.44, "text": "peeled so this blew open when you hit" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 412.56, "text": "the bottom the top of the breach look" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 414.319, "text": "for the flashing Beacon I really hope" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 417.039, "text": "his briefcase is there H found a" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 419.199, "text": "briefcase case I just need to pick it up" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 421.199, "text": "by holding down one of the trigger stand" }, { "duration": 2.919, "start": 423.4, "text": "I just need to pick it up by holding" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 424.72, "text": "down I think this is it a video game" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 426.319, "text": "button well that's lucky oh I'm going" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 428.4, "text": "back go wait no I want to see more of" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 429.8, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 430.8, "text": "Titanic I mean there's more of the" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 435.16, "text": "game but I wanted to see more down here" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 438.599, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 440.599, "text": "know I want to see more of the actual" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 447.68, "text": "ship God you got to have some some big" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 450.4, "text": "balls to come down this deep into the" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 454.36, "text": "ocean how far down is it does it say how" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 457.12, "text": "far down I actually am in total in" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 460.36, "text": "regards to like real" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 462.84, "text": "life probably somewhere but I can't see" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 465.56, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 467.56, "text": "easily I can't remember how far down the" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 469.8, "text": "Titanic" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 473.4, "text": "is people were always surprised that I" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 475.639, "text": "was able to remember the date that the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 477.479, "text": "Titanic sank as April 14" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 480.159, "text": "1912 but it's cuz April 14th is my" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 482.599, "text": "sister's birthday and then 1912 is just" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 484.56, "text": "easy to remember it's a cool party trick" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 488.36, "text": "what's" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 489.319, "text": "that that chimney" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 492.4, "text": "stack is that a chimney stack" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 497.319, "text": "was oh man okay autopilot all right I'll" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 500.52, "text": "see you in about 2 hours 2 hours I hope" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 504.479, "text": "you brought a book with you Jesus oh hey" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 507.36, "text": "you want a controls tutorial um" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 510.479, "text": "no I think I can figure this out can I" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 512.44, "text": "go over there how do" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 513.88, "text": "I oh I should have got a controls" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 516.2, "text": "tutorial dang it looks to be in good" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 518.64, "text": "condition let's get the bone hair comb I" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 521.68, "text": "need to wash the salt out quickly before" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 523.32, "text": "it crystallizes and the bone starts to" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 525.08, "text": "crumble okay how do I I should have I" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 529.32, "text": "should have listened brush brush" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 532.88, "text": "brush oh I feel like a paleontologist" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 535.399, "text": "under like discovering bones" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 541.68, "text": "isn't this what you thought of when you" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 542.88, "text": "were going to discover the Titanic at" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 544.24, "text": "the bottom of the" }, { "duration": 8.559, "start": 545.72, "text": "ocean um um I might have I might have" }, { "duration": 3.6390000000000002, "start": 550.64, "text": "ruined it um" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 556.6, "text": "help yeah you know that leather" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 559.079, "text": "briefcase that we got from the really" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 561.16, "text": "really old Titanic that was really" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 563.36, "text": "fragile I might have dropped it" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 566.36, "text": "somewhere have you seen it oh there it" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 569, "text": "is never mind I found" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 571.279, "text": "it it just got um hold on hold" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 576.29, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 577.88, "text": "on okay in your pop okay oh Jesus Christ" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 582.2, "text": "in you go these Bank notes are delicate" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 585.36, "text": "good rinsing in the desalination bat oh" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 587.68, "text": "you're going to get desal bro freeze" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 590.64, "text": "dry" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 592.56, "text": "nice and then" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 595.56, "text": "fungicide I'm a natural at" }, { "duration": 8.8, "start": 598.32, "text": "this all righty oh God hold on hold hold" }, { "duration": 7.959, "start": 602.88, "text": "on can you go back in thank" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 607.12, "text": "you whoa what's in" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 610.92, "text": "here my bad my bad I'm very bad at this" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 614.399, "text": "oh I can't reach it special package no" }, { "duration": 2.161, "start": 617.079, "text": "that's" }, { "duration": 6.399, "start": 619.44, "text": "interesting serve the items I" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 622.64, "text": "can it's" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 625.839, "text": "broken can you" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 628.079, "text": "help a damn it okay scroll all that I" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 631.68, "text": "want to know what it was like to be on" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 633.56, "text": "the Titanic on April 1912 I want to be" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 637.8, "text": "there this is a seated experience get" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 639.6, "text": "comfortable I'm always" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 641.88, "text": "comfortable 1:10 a.m. oh God that's got" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 645.6, "text": "to be cold in the middle of the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 647.88, "text": "Atlantic Titanic's hle is breached by a" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 650.24, "text": "collision with an iceberg and is rapidly" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 651.88, "text": "taking on water oh I don't get to see" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 653.8, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 654.959, "text": "iceberg Captain Smith has ordered women" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 657.2, "text": "and children to life boats that's me I'm" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 659.12, "text": "a child I can go" }, { "duration": 6.681, "start": 665.079, "text": "on W women and" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 668.24, "text": "children women and" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 672.399, "text": "children head for that ship on the" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 675.12, "text": "horizon transfer your passengers and" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 678.04, "text": "tell their Captain to come at once" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 680.519, "text": "require" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 682.32, "text": "urgent surely they can see our Rockets" }, { "duration": 7.561, "start": 684.639, "text": "sir if they can they are not responding" }, { "duration": 7.241, "start": 687.519, "text": "as quickly as you can oh sir damn" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 692.2, "text": "he what ship on the horizon I can't see" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 694.76, "text": "anything" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 697, "text": "children she's Fierce C out here" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 699.76, "text": "Vines quickly the boats are leaving" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 702.639, "text": "daddy where are we going sh we're going" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 706.24, "text": "on a little Adventure that's over here" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 709.72, "text": "let's try this one I'm afraid it's women" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 711.6, "text": "and children only sir please sir can't" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 713.639, "text": "you see my wife God this is horrifying" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 716.16, "text": "sorry sir Captain's orders what's the me" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 720.12, "text": "is this a drill only a precautions" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 722.8, "text": "everyone will be back aboard in good" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 724.16, "text": "time John I can't manage without you I" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 726.68, "text": "need you we'll just have to for now it's" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 728.88, "text": "not as big as I thought don't worry" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 730.279, "text": "Marie I'll get on another boat don't get" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 732.399, "text": "me wrong it's Big Daddy I don't want to" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 734.48, "text": "go without you I expect it bigger John I" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 736.12, "text": "don't see any men board in knife boats" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 738.24, "text": "I'm sure there's other boats further" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 739.56, "text": "down let men board right David help your" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 742.44, "text": "mother and sister board yes" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 744.32, "text": "Dad I'm sorry sir women and children" }, { "duration": 6.719, "start": 747.12, "text": "only for God's sake he just boy what age" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 750.279, "text": "is he he's only 16 you'll have to stay" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 753.839, "text": "on board with the other men Jesus" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 756.079, "text": "something John is there nothing you can" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 757.88, "text": "do my wife can't manage alone I'm afraid" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 761.48, "text": "not sir Captain's orders hey the" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 763.8, "text": "officers are letting the boys leave on" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 765.199, "text": "the other side you must hurry thanks" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 767.519, "text": "friend that's insane to be 16 and not be" }, { "duration": 2.281, "start": 770.399, "text": "allowed" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 774.16, "text": "Beyond are we sinking are we going down" }, { "duration": 6.399, "start": 776.68, "text": "right now I can't feel it no no" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 780.12, "text": "you have to go God she let me go with" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 783.079, "text": "you no" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 784.959, "text": "Daddy Daddy please see you soon we'll" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 788.04, "text": "head straight for another boat women at" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 790.639, "text": "children Final Call it's time to go wait" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 793.959, "text": "are you not getting out to that boat" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 795.04, "text": "with them as" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 800.76, "text": "well hate it oh am I a woman or a child" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 804.72, "text": "I told you I was a child thank you my" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 807.72, "text": "daughter was the same girl going down I" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 809.72, "text": "thought you were getting taller holy God" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 811.519, "text": "do you believe there's any real danger" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 813.32, "text": "oh no dear I saw men locking the" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 815.68, "text": "watertight doors as I left my cabin I'm" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 818.399, "text": "sure we will be back on board soon" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 820.639, "text": "idiots the ship is going down and it's" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 822.72, "text": "going to break in half folks we can't" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 825, "text": "get up on the" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 827.56, "text": "tank oh Lord dear oh Lord do the" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 830.16, "text": "steerage have their own boats I don't" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 832.24, "text": "know there should be boats in the third" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 833.759, "text": "class de please don't jump on seen any" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 836, "text": "surely there must be extra boats kept" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 837.639, "text": "elsewhere stay there now otherwise how" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 839.44, "text": "can all the passengers leave the ship" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 842.079, "text": "how's your ankle Helen how's your ass" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 844.44, "text": "Helen swollen it's okay it's freezing" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 846.88, "text": "out here Helen you're the swelling will" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 849, "text": "go down in no" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 850.32, "text": "time at least this interesting story wa" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 853.48, "text": "this is high up yes well perhaps this" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 855.68, "text": "type of Adventure novel would best suit" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 857.639, "text": "Colonel" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 858.639, "text": "Gracie oh I do hope oh wait no that's" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 861.199, "text": "the reflection of the water the Titanic" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 864.519, "text": "here yes well this is not ending no it's" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 868, "text": "not oh my God the water all the way down" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 869.6, "text": "there father's face when we arve steady" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 872.72, "text": "forward lower away a steady forward" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 875.839, "text": "don't do that it's very" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 878.079, "text": "scary like I know everybody on the" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 880.04, "text": "boat's going to die but can't manage" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 881.759, "text": "this boat with only one" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 883.8, "text": "Sean oh my God are you going to are you" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 886.399, "text": "going to repel down oh my goodness oh my" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 891.72, "text": "God that's much scarier than the ship" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 894.279, "text": "about to break in half it's not really" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 896.56, "text": "it's not really by the allock thank you" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 899.6, "text": "ready he's not a Sean at all he's just" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 902.12, "text": "lying he wanted to get on the boat he's" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 904.199, "text": "not a child like me c tonight almost" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 907.44, "text": "there mother how long must we sit in" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 909.36, "text": "these Bo till morning be glad you're in" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 911.92, "text": "here and not up there till morning man" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 916.279, "text": "okay the Titanic was way bigger than I" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 918.519, "text": "thought never" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 919.88, "text": "mind yes this is Journey commanding a" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 923.32, "text": "ship such a beautiful ship to retire" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 925.44, "text": "with yeah such a beautiful ship to die" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 927.32, "text": "on am I right no" }, { "duration": 5.959, "start": 929.8, "text": "help oh my" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 931.6, "text": "God it'll be fine well that's terrifying" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 935.759, "text": "thees" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 939.24, "text": "said it's so crazy to think that the" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 941.48, "text": "boat was sinking so slowly that you" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 943, "text": "couldn't really see it in real time boat" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 945.8, "text": "will found" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 946.8, "text": "her I have it you there stand on that" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 949.72, "text": "plug make sure it doesn't come out well" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 951.759, "text": "I never man the yours well I never am I" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 957.48, "text": "right this is" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 959.56, "text": "what's everyone's favorite board game wa" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 962.72, "text": "he's friendly you won't fight would you" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 966.12, "text": "like to hold him a" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 969.16, "text": "dog oh my God that's so cute look after" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 972.6, "text": "him for me while we're" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 975.199, "text": "on that's way cuter than your baby I'm" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 978.16, "text": "just saying with no it was good of you" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 981.24, "text": "to join us in the boat qu wouldn't have" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 983.56, "text": "allowed you to stay on De I'm sure we" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 985.6, "text": "will" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 987.319, "text": "be never mind it is crazy to think that" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 991.12, "text": "on the other side of that boat or maybe" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 993.079, "text": "this side no other side h on the right" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 995.12, "text": "hand side it's crazy to think that on" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 997.199, "text": "the other side there's a giant gash five" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 1000.04, "text": "compartments long sinking the whole" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 1002, "text": "thing it's hard to see anything tonight" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1004.639, "text": "I doubt the other ship will even see us" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 1006.839, "text": "approach momam can you hold this" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 1009.839, "text": "please ah much better thank let's hope" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 1013.24, "text": "they see" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 1014.8, "text": "us now if M dick comes we all doed" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 1018.959, "text": "can see it it's like the lights over" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1020.6, "text": "there are underwater but down here" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1022.24, "text": "they're not you can see it like tilting" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1023.72, "text": "a little bit are there any supplies in" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 1025.76, "text": "this boat there's nothing no water no" }, { "duration": 8.041, "start": 1028.439, "text": "bread no Compass any blankets wow okay" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1033.4, "text": "it's way bigger than I thought never" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 1036.48, "text": "mind it looked small when I was up there" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 1038.679, "text": "away oh officer officer look s so sry I" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1044, "text": "I can't swim coward go over there and" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1046.6, "text": "start rowing I can't I broke my arm" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1050, "text": "that's why you broke your arm on you" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1052.64, "text": "head I'm begging you put your legs in" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1054.96, "text": "the water and start kicking sit down" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1056.76, "text": "then you're lucky I haven't thrown you" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1060.72, "text": "overboard wa yeah you can really see" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1063.039, "text": "that it's like thank you raising at the" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 1065.76, "text": "back" }, { "duration": 8.8, "start": 1067.2, "text": "you thank you thank you that's" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1073.12, "text": "wild this is so cool that whole thing is" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1076, "text": "going to break in half so where's" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1077.88, "text": "everyone from it's everyone's favorite" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1079.64, "text": "music hello no one's listening to me are" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1082.32, "text": "we going to get to see this whole thing" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1083.76, "text": "like go down oh my God it's tilting so" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 1086.4, "text": "much oh I hope so the ship is listing" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1089.52, "text": "quite badly now" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 1092.559, "text": "yeah lights don't seem to be getting" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1095.52, "text": "closer perhaps they're just Reflections" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1098.96, "text": "underwat no they're definitely lights" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1101.28, "text": "from another ship we were signaling them" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 1103.08, "text": "earlier they look like stars to me keep" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1105.64, "text": "R towards the what if the ship is just" }, { "duration": 2.439, "start": 1107.12, "text": "getting further away you should assist" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 1108.84, "text": "us" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1109.559, "text": "rowing allow one of the oh my God it's" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1111.52, "text": "sinking so quick look at the lights go" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1113.159, "text": "under the water right now you row sir I" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 1115.679, "text": "will remain in command of this boat oh" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1117.799, "text": "my God that's so" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1119.64, "text": "terrifying rowing will keep us warm and" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 1122.159, "text": "we'll reach that ship in half the time I" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1124.52, "text": "agree for the people on board they might" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1126.52, "text": "not even be able to sense that it's" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 1128.2, "text": "going down that quick this is I think" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1130.679, "text": "this is quicker than it actually" }, { "duration": 8.159, "start": 1131.76, "text": "happened though look at the angle of our" }, { "duration": 8.321, "start": 1134.679, "text": "ship but it's Unsinkable surely oh my" }, { "duration": 8.721, "start": 1139.919, "text": "God but the watertight door should keep" }, { "duration": 8.2, "start": 1143, "text": "her afloat we only GL holy crap isage" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 1148.64, "text": "she'll founder I'm getting goosebumbs" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 1151.2, "text": "what about those not your life boats I" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1154.559, "text": "hope we get to see a break in" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1156.76, "text": "half I want to see what that looks like" }, { "duration": 2.841, "start": 1158.919, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1164.64, "text": "VR oh my" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1167.28, "text": "god do that that's so" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1175.64, "text": "sad" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 1179.799, "text": "oh someone's getting" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1183.36, "text": "shot the whole front of the boat is" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1185.44, "text": "under waterer" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 1188.97, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1191.88, "text": "now" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1197.44, "text": "Jesus I can't describe how this actually" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1200.08, "text": "looks in VR it's so cool I'm getting" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1202.08, "text": "Goosebumps all" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1206.32, "text": "over it's so crazy to think that this" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 1209.08, "text": "actually happened in real life at some" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 1212.44, "text": "point you tend to think of it just as" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 1214.679, "text": "the" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 1220.679, "text": "movie look how much of an angle" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1227.28, "text": "attack and then it breaks in half and" }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 1229.96, "text": "then it really starts to go" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1232.559, "text": "down first chimney's" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 1239.559, "text": "going oh no it's all starting to go out" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1242.44, "text": "oh the power's gone out that's even more" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1247.4, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 1248.96, "text": "horrifying oh my" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1256.32, "text": "God whoa" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 1258.88, "text": "back to the" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 1263.679, "text": "ship holy" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1275.559, "text": "crap" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1280.4, "text": "damn oh that's" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 1284.32, "text": "terrifying could you imagine being on" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1286.64, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1296, "text": "that is" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1304.08, "text": "insane well you seem [ __ ] cam about" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 1306.48, "text": "it don't" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 1309.4, "text": "you people are dying can you not hear" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1314, "text": "them oh my" }, { "duration": 3.6390000000000002, "start": 1316.64, "text": "God yeah what's scary is that some" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1318.76, "text": "people went down with it but some people" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 1320.279, "text": "over there are just floating in the" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 1321.559, "text": "water now freezing to" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 1323.4, "text": "death I hope Leonardo DiCaprio's over" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1326.6, "text": "there somewhere we must go back what" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 1329.2, "text": "about" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1333.039, "text": "daddy oh the" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1337.799, "text": "dog that is so" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1346.72, "text": "scary wow" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 1353.159, "text": "tianic had 228 people on" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 1361.32, "text": "board" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 1363.279, "text": "1,496 people perish that is so" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1369.96, "text": "many Lifeboat 6 was designed to hold 65" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1373.039, "text": "people there were only 29 aboard when" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1375, "text": "she left Titanic Oh my God" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 1378.679, "text": "it could have held so many more" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1381, "text": "people life fo approaching" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1388.559, "text": "Carpathia" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1392.679, "text": "wow oh my" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1396.24, "text": "God that was so much more emotional than" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 1398.919, "text": "I thought it was going to" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 1401, "text": "be that makes me so" }, { "duration": 8.119, "start": 1403.44, "text": "sad oh I'm like legit tearing up" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 1408.64, "text": "wow that's" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 1411.559, "text": "nuts like you hear about it a lot and" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 1414.799, "text": "obviously I mean most of us have" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1416.48, "text": "probably seen the Titanic movie it's a" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1418.52, "text": "terrific film but there's so much in it" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1420.799, "text": "that you're like there's no way that" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1422.88, "text": "happened there's no way this [ __ ] broke" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1424.159, "text": "in half they just did that for Hollywood" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1426.52, "text": "and there's no way like XYZ was going on" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 1428.679, "text": "it's just to make it look crazy and I'm" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1430.24, "text": "sure some of it is but a lot of what" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1432.48, "text": "they did in the movie Jim Cameron" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1434.2, "text": "actually studied and did for real and" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 1438.12, "text": "then when they found the ship at the" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1439.48, "text": "bottom of the" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 1440.48, "text": "ocean they like reverse engineered" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 1444, "text": "everything that happened and the fact" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 1445.159, "text": "that it's in two bits and one part is so" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1447.4, "text": "much further away than the other part" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 1450.12, "text": "and there are some like really really" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1451.84, "text": "accurate simulations now online of what" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1455.039, "text": "actually happened I think I did videos" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1456.96, "text": "on some sort of Titanic experience" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1458.799, "text": "before where it like went down in real" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 1461.08, "text": "time or at least I've looked it up it's" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1463.2, "text": "absolutely fascinating the series of" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1466.32, "text": "events that happened with the ship cuz" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 1468, "text": "they said it was was Unsinkable it was" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1469.36, "text": "built in Ireland and then brought" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1471.799, "text": "to wasn't it built in Ireland yeah it" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1473.88, "text": "left Ireland I think Northern Ireland up" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1475.919, "text": "in Belfast and then it was going to New" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1478.6, "text": "York to on its maiden voyage like its" }, { "duration": 3.161, "start": 1481.679, "text": "first voyage and they said it was" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1483.48, "text": "Unsinkable because of the way it was" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1484.84, "text": "designed with its compartments" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1486.039, "text": "underneath and" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1487.799, "text": "then it like the way the iceberg hit it" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1491.159, "text": "gashed a hole in the side and five" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1492.799, "text": "compartments were breached and" }, { "duration": 2.9210000000000003, "start": 1494.919, "text": "apparently if like four I could be" }, { "duration": 2.761, "start": 1496.679, "text": "totally wrong on all of this I'm" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1497.84, "text": "speaking from any of the knowledge that" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1499.44, "text": "I had before and I'm trying to remember" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1501.52, "text": "it from memory but I think if it" }, { "duration": 2.439, "start": 1503.96, "text": "breached like three or four it would" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1505.48, "text": "have been fine but the fact that it" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1506.399, "text": "breach five meant it sank and they" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1508.48, "text": "called it the unsinkable ship and then" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 1510.799, "text": "on its first voyage it crashed due to" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1513.6, "text": "sheer negligence on the the cruise" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 1518.039, "text": "part it's just the fact that it went" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1519.96, "text": "down it broke in half so many people" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1522.08, "text": "died it just feels like a fairy tale it" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1523.96, "text": "feels like something that couldn't have" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 1525.279, "text": "actually happened but it did and it's" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1528.08, "text": "it's it's not that long" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 1531.76, "text": "ago so scary like when everything is" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1534.6, "text": "sinking that's terrifying people getting" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1536.36, "text": "on lifeboats knowing that it hit the" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 1538.039, "text": "iceberg but for me the scariest part is" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1542.24, "text": "right when the ship disappears" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1543.76, "text": "underwater right when it goes away and" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1546.24, "text": "there's like such a vacuum of when it" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 1548.159, "text": "was going down like air escaping and it" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1550.399, "text": "pulling everything down that if you were" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 1551.96, "text": "above it you would have been like sucked" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 1553.12, "text": "under with it I don't know how much" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1555.039, "text": "force it would have been and how far you" }, { "duration": 5.961, "start": 1556.399, "text": "would have been sucked down but the fact" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 1559.279, "text": "that like as soon as a boat disappears" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1562.36, "text": "and then it gets way" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1564.76, "text": "Cammer is so scary like all the lights" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1567.44, "text": "are gone and you're just sitting there" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 1568.72, "text": "floating in the middle of the Atlantic" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 1570.399, "text": "Ocean the ocean is terrifying oh man" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 1573.559, "text": "that was really cool I'm glad I did that" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1575.88, "text": "that was that was quite the experience I" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1578.799, "text": "if you have a VR headset it's on the" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1580.24, "text": "Oculus store if you want to go get it um" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 1582.559, "text": "it is kind of pricey it's like 15b but I" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1584.48, "text": "think there's more to it than I showed" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 1586.08, "text": "here so it's up to you if you want to" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 1587.96, "text": "get it but I I think that that's really" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1589.48, "text": "cool I I first of all I would love more" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 1592.159, "text": "experiences like that where I get to see" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1593.64, "text": "like big events actually happen um" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1597.32, "text": "although it is kind of morbid isn't it I" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1599.12, "text": "would love a whole game based on that" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1600.76, "text": "submarine I would love like a whole s" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1603.36, "text": "man I wish s was in VR that would be" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1605.159, "text": "such an amazing game in VR if you" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 1606.44, "text": "haven't played s please play s but" }, { "duration": 3.161, "start": 1609.919, "text": "anyway I'm going to leave that here" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 1611.679, "text": "thank you guys so much for watching I" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1613.08, "text": "hope you enjoyed it let me know what you" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 1614.32, "text": "thought down in the comments below I'm" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 1615.96, "text": "I'm curious to see how much of this" }, { "duration": 3.161, "start": 1617.799, "text": "actually like translated into a video" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1619.6, "text": "because I have no idea it's always weird" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1620.96, "text": "to translate stuff from VR into video" }, { "duration": 3.159, "start": 1622.64, "text": "anyway but especially when it's more of" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 1624.399, "text": "just an experience like sitting here" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1625.799, "text": "looking around um but being there in the" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1628.679, "text": "headset and seeing it all happen and" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 1630.039, "text": "hearing the voices all around you was" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 1632.039, "text": "was quite surreal um but yeah leave a" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1634.88, "text": "like in the video If you enjoyed it" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 1636.08, "text": "please subscribe if you're new here if" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1637.679, "text": "you haven't subscribed already it's free" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 1639.48, "text": "you can unsubscribe anytime you want and" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 1641.36, "text": "not do it but thank you guys so much for" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1643.279, "text": "watching" } ]

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JacksepticEye

Putting DIAMOND Armor On My New Horse In Minecraft - Part 6

I found a horse to finally put my diamond armor on in Minecraft Become a Sponsor: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join Minecraft Part 1 ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhqsltLnzBM ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.com/ Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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Uxha6Rq_15c

2024-11-29T10:34:17.335133

top of the morning to all of you honorary irish people and wannabe gaelic gladiators alike and welcome back to minecraft not your craft minecraft we have a trader outside again hey what happened to my windows right i was i was doing stuff here i was gonna like mess around my place and make it all nice and whatever and put in skylights and then i realized wait i have slabs instead of blocks so i couldn't put in skylights and then a creeper fell in and exploded my entire world do i have glass panes yes i need to fix this god dang freaking minecraft he blew a hole in my floor and he blew up the wall and that torch fell down and i got very upset but everything's back to normality now normality i don't think my game is normal um right what are we doing today we're just going to explore and figure out some stuff i do want to potentially make uh an enchantment table because i have lapis lazuli um but i also want to find a horse i'm going to find a horse i got to make like a little stables for people i got to put little farm animals on my farm oh yeah i made farms howdy duty neighborino look at these nice little places this is my this is my my grain farm uh i'm gonna extend it eventually and i'm gonna put stuff out here and it's gonna be very nice i also had to do this because my water system kind of broke last time and i don't really know what i'm doing um i put a gate on this one these are my potatoes [Music] but i'm also trying to figure out if do potatoes oh they are growing oh okay nice okay i'm gonna have a a huge irish potato farm this is ireland after all the emerald isle the shamrock buys sam's still up in his castle i changed the castle around a little bit let me show you everything here is the same we still got our trap doors down into the nether regions uh you come up there's some nice windows to be like oh we're under attack oh we're under attack but now from higher oh we're under attack but for even higher and up here at the very top sam sits over his entire dominion hi sam we need to fix you a little though we need to we need to put some nice stuff up here but i put some actual blocks up here instead of the walls because now i can put my torches on it and it looks nicer and everything is now symmetrical like one one two two and i put some little glass panes in here because otherwise i realize sam can just jump out over it maybe he can still actually jump out over it sam you're not to jump out over the castle all right i know irish freedom and celtic spirit and gaelic warrior-ness and all that but don't do it you gotta stay up here and be a nice boy okay he's okay that was a bark of confirmation i'm gonna keep him up there so he doesn't fall and die so to make an enchanting table i need two diamonds four obsidian and a book how do i make a book if that's all i need then i'm there's a lot of stuff here um i haven't even looked into any of this how do i make a book whereby book i have no idea am i is there a book staring me in the face now and i just can't see it oh we could make a banner as well i need to start getting some more dyes i need an irish flag on my castle it's not really an irish castle i mean it looks like one but it's not really an irish castle until i have like a name until i have a flag planted firmly within it where the heck is the book i need to make paper which i think is sugar canes is is that a thing um sugar canes um wait was that paper right there that is paper what am i doing make three paper cool and now that i have paper i can make a book oh wait i think i need leather haha boom baby all right do i have do i even have three obsidian i have one obsidian all right minecrafters we're heading into the hole again well actually it looks like it's getting a little dark outside maybe we should just wait around sir can you leave i don't want you here i mean it's great and all that you're selling stuff what are you selling corn flour fur red mushroom beet root seeds orange tulip and packed ice how are we even carrying that ice around in llamas or are the alpacas i actually don't know he's grown yet all right i'm going inside and going to sleep you're not allowed to share my bed this is for me only this is an irish bed for irish people once again the epic gamer jack man heads down into the scary depths but with the power of a man bun and the knowledge that he kind of knows what he's doing now nothing can stop him i need obsidian that's where i got my diamond i think my very first diamond it was basically like i was getting married it was like the game was proposing to me the freaking frack is down here is where i got my obsidian [Music] yes it is okay i need to ah criminy please god don't let any lava pop up on top of my head what if i just like for one second just for for one second [Music] but that didn't stop anything did that do it where is it coming from [Applause] look at all this obsidian whoa look at all this holy mary there's so much here is this all obsidian no way i want it i want it all but it's gonna fall in lava if i do it i don't know the tactic what's the tactic what do smart people do let's test get that one okay it didn't work i didn't get it i don't know a secret technique so i'm just going to do this this is working for me this gets me the obsidian and then quenches something underneath it and gets more obsidian as long as i have four i'm happy at least i know that there's a gigantic chunk of it down here something's in here oh god oh god it's that thing what did they do is that an enderman that people keep talking about oh did i just give it a pass down no okay should i go near it oh it's so creepy is it called enderman because of slenderman wait is that actually its name or people joking i don't know people could actually be just making fun of me and calling it an enderman and i wouldn't know any different see if we can find any more diamonds i want to make diamond armor just to snoop around to the other one whoa it's all connected you know minecraft really is the dark souls of minecraft can i make it yeah craft or not crafting table enchanting table [Music] where do i put it so i just do i just put it down wait let me see i'll put it in here somewhere um i put it on the second floor i gotta i need a use for this whole area so let's just plonk oh [Music] what what does it do uh excuse me three lapis lazuli three enchantment levels one in chapman level three oh yeah so this is where the do i have to spend these to do it this is where the levels come in i have to spend my levels to do it okay i feel like i should really study up on what this freaking thing oh the book follows me [Music] wait it's not gonna destroy if i destroy it is it oh god now i'm worried oh my god if that could destroy it everyone would have just been like um all right i really feel like i should read up on what that does before i do anything with it in case i mess it up i also want to redo all of my stuff because this one i've kind of designated as the really important stuff or the stuff that i deem has high value and then this one has nothing in it yet the the one by the door is kind of like where i keep my crops and my grains and stuff and my steps and arrows apparently you guys should not be in here this is kind of just where i keep food items so i need to redo all of those as well uh no i need that bread when a bookshelf is placed next to an enchanting table it will increase the maximum enchantment level with a block of air in between mostly 15 bookshelves around the enchanting table in order to obtain the maximum enchantment level of 30. so we need 15 bookshelves around an enchantment table and i need a thing of air around it so like enchanting table block bookshelf right so if i put 15 all around it then i should be able to okay how do i how do i make a bookshelf can i even make bookshelves i haven't seen bookshelves wait what's this thing a loom i should be able to make that make a loom [Music] a loomy tune ah so loom is where i can like paint things i think i don't know how it works but i'm excited it's here it looks nice oh a bookshelf three books and six planks [Music] okay gotcha how did i make a book again i can't remember anything i'm doing so leather and three paper okay i should be able to make a bunch of books let's do that i would do the math right now but i really don't want to i have some leather in here actually boom and my sugar cane should be here see this is why i organize stuff it's not perfect yet but i'm getting there oh wait yeah i need the paper first wait i made heavy weighted pressure plates that wasn't i saw something white and i thought it was paper i don't need those but if i ever do now i have them are the potatoes grown yet [Music] yes you guys don't even know yet do you guys know how excited an irishman gets when he sees potatoes this excited soon this will all be spuds soon this will all be taters and the land of ireland will be strong once more you hear that llamas you freaking dumbs i feel like i should have something around this there's something there now oh wow why are you not dying it's daytime what are you like an edward cullen well you're nothing now because you're dead you're a smear on the bottom of my boot i feel like i should have something around this in case is anything able to come through this oh hey you gotta help good job guys good job could i kill what oh that landed could i kill him and just steal the llamas question mark is that an ethical thing to do question mark is there another traitor what are you doing here you gotta get out of the water man you're gonna drown and die okay i mean you're not my responsibility so i don't really care but i'm just worried about you man worried about your health that means oh no that means to get leather [Music] i need to kill cows oh no i don't want to kill anything i'm a nice peaceful boy i haven't killed a single thing in this game so far everything's been really nice and i'm being a pacifist this is pacifist ireland don't make me kill the nice cowsies and the sheepy weepies and the pigaroonis there's a lot of cows here before where did they go can i i don't have any wheat on me could i tempt you want some bread cow like bread you want wheat don't you okay hold on a second i'll be back i gotta ah there's some broken ankles but i got plenty of wheat the great cow heist is about to kick in i need a place to put some cows i need to be able to bring them back and put them somewhere maybe i should put them here right next to the wheat this is a great idea this is the greatest idea since sliced bread and well sliced bread wasn't that great it's pretty cool but i think people are fine eating regular bread i mean i am in the game you don't see me singing a song about it operation steal a cow is well underway i have no idea how i steal a cow but i am determined to do so i am irish i do have a special bond with cattle especially bond with livestock we can't have a a wavelength that we all operate on all right all right wait no no no no i need the boat close okay there we go all right mr cow mr cow you want to come i got nom nom [Music] oh ho ho yes oh yes see normally i would be able to just bring you along but i for some stupid reason decided i wanted to build uh my thing on an island wait can i can i get in while you're in it oh my god oh my god i'm stealing a cow that's amazing okay the cows are coming home lads i wanna put i'm gonna make a whole farmland full of cows and then i have all the hide that i want all the leather that i want i need more cows though because you can't can't breed one cow you need a couple how do i get you out and on to this can i okay hold on here we go all right now come on come on mr cowsy wowzie there you go don't go into the nether though if you go into netherlands you'll never come back all right here you go yeah come on in come on in there you go yes and trapped take that dumb dumb i'm sorry i'm sorry i lie to you oh don't be sad just feel bad that you're dumber than i am all right operation get cow number two is underway i'm gonna have an army of cows some people try and take down corporations from within so i'm trying to assault the base with people i'm gonna assault every base with cattle cute little sheepy i could probably bring you as well actually then i have an endless supply of wool do i need an endless supply of wool do you like this oh you like this look at your dumb little face okay wait hold on i'm trying to see if there's any more cows first i need those more than i need you sheep i'm sorry you don't deserve that you're a beautiful sheep i'm sure in your culture you're a king no not you the other one whoa this is so cool oh oh oh creeper oh man run away i wanted to look at the cool rock formation don't be dick creeper i just need one cow can you grant me that actually [Music] i can survive creepers if i just put up a shield forgot about that come on what i want come on touch him with tussle with the gaelic gladiator and you're gonna go down can i do a little thing to my best boy you have a yellow color it works it didn't work last time because i had red and you are right already okay i need to find something green okay it's a nice change of pace for you now sam all right it's nice okay you want to come downstairs you can come downstairs i'm sorry that i'm kind of relegating you to the upstairs and keeping you up there it's very cold at nighttime i don't want to catch his death what sam [Music] he's lost uh sam how did you get here i literally left him in the castle and came all the way across the ocean i didn't leave any doors open or did i oh no well sam you're here now i don't know how i get you back because i sam that's not sam those are bad stamps bad sams that's my sam okay don't go near the bad sams they might hurt me just stick up for me won't you good sam yes you will where the frick are the cows i need more cows i want cows i want somebody gonna craft enchanted stuff and head in to the netherlands i don't want to go into the netherlands until i have like good gear if i go in without it i'm going to die and then it'll be very sad i hear cowsies cowsy rosie hi okay look cow look ooh yummy retweet yeah ah god stop i'm long now looking for the egg what's all the way over there oh i gotta go there sometime mork house hi is there any more cowsy wowzy yeah lots of cows oh god creeper cow stay away he's a bad boy okay do what you got to do creeper ah gosh dang it come on cows back to ireland we'll reform it and in my own image we'll make the gaelic shamrock land stronger than ever before can i put more than one cow in a boat i could put two cows in the boat oh but then i can't get in the boat can i sorry okay just stay there crows i'll be back i have to do this i have to do a heist this is an intense mission what are you doing stop we gotta go it's getting nighttime oh sam please don't die okay i'm just gonna believe in minecraft i'm gonna believe in the minecraft gods that sam is just gonna end up teleporting straight to my house if he doesn't i'm going to be incredibly upset sam and cow i'm coming back sam sam come on now come on bess come on now there you go okay one each [Music] nice advancement made the pirates and the bats what baby cow i did it they're making babies [Music] heck yeah oh this is a whole new world now when i come out in a couple of days this is gonna be all cows i left this door open wait but these are closed did sam like glitch out through something and come chasing me oh no her sam my dog ran away well he didn't run away he he followed me and i led him astray so technically this is all my fault there he is there he is [Music] buddy hop on in can you get in the boat sam [Music] sam hop in sam come on come on you want this nice nice nummy pork chop okay oh god come on sam come on sam i'm over here daddy's over here come on sam you can make it you can make it sam make it keep swimming keep swimming [Music] oh sam oh sam thank god oh sam thank god here oh thank god oh never do that to me again where'd sam go sam sam i can hear you oh oh there he is oh thank god get in here sorry i don't mean to raise my voice at you get in here sam come on come on sam i swear there we go okay sit [Music] sit and never move again think about what you did you scared me man i don't like being scared i'm putting down a border so now people know this is ireland it's pretty dang clear when you're walking over here it's like oh now i'm in ireland if you guys walk too far that way you're not in ireland anymore and this being over to the right of ireland makes sense kind of south south west ish yeah that would make sense that the netherlands is down there makes perfect logical sense this is all coming together nicely can you guys make another baby yet no you guys could probably grow a little faster though here here little one there you go you gotta be big we should tie both boats together [Music] can i like can i like just attach you to me on bone meal i don't know what that does oh i just moved both boats back at the same time dang it i wish i could have both boats go then i could bring three cows at once i'm gonna see if i can use oh there's a forest fire in there i'm gonna see if i can use the lead on the cow okay yes yes but i mean okay man okay i guess we're taking this boat now that boat can stay right there that boat is fine i should put two cows in a boat and then hold wheat in my hand and another boat in front of them and then the cows will just learn how to paddle a boat they'll just learn how to get back to ireland they've lost their way ireland was exploded in the year minecraft a.d and i'm here as a proud gaelic gladiator to reform ireland to bring it back together with wheat in my hand and cows and my boats and we're going to make it all the way back to ireland fulfill it i also need sheep hooray yeah everybody stay inside this is great i love this so many good cowsy wowzies to take care of i feel like it's time i explore just a tiny bit more i'm gonna head east i guess i don't know north is whatever these are not the actual directions but i'm going to just explore in this direction just to see what i can find i want to find a horse i want to get my own horse now that i have a saddle and horse armor and i know that horses are a thing in the game i want to get a horse i wanna i don't know where i'd find one though i just find them randomly wandering around like the the cows is it a boat oh there's a boat down there pirate ship treasure yeah this is very scary whoa steal it all man heck yeah okay don't die i don't want to die okay i got some paper hell yeah yeah i'm all about that crafting bro is there any more chests oh man really there's only one another house paper and wheat i feel like there has to be more than that it's very dark in this game and people keep telling me to turn up the brightness and i keep forgetting about it uh video settings brightness moody ten percent oh that's better [Music] ah i craft anything that makes me breathe longer cuz my my air goes down very quickly when i'm underwater i have like little cube lungs they don't breathe a lot what was that what just happened oh whirlpools whoa wait wait can i get out of my boat okay whoa did you see that there's magma blocks down there making whirlpools that's so cool that's whirlpool whoa look at this place jesus is that snow oh you're dolphins again dolphin really want a dolphin could the dolphins be mine are they too smart for that whoa this place is awesome okay get out there i don't know if i should be here though whoa lava fall and it's actually going down in real time that's crazy i want to see this at the bottom come on come on come on there we go yeah look at it spill dude minecraft's awesome why have i never played minecraft before this is so wonderful this is snow snow way i really should not be up here this is too high off give me the heebie jeebies oh i want to go over there i want to do lots of things okay drawn about fishies come here you find death now i'm sorry you were in the wrong place at the wrong time right time for me though because i'm hungry wow [Music] this is so peaceful if i die in minecraft i want to be buried here [Music] look at all you peasants all the way down there find me a horse this is so nice i really like this [Music] it's just so peaceful and cam and mountainous oh god everything on my computer just froze what i realized that i'm liking so much about minecraft is that i can just explore go at my own pace see look at that that's awesome go at my own pace just see what the world has to offer [Music] you can kind of out you can make progress or you can just build you can just have your own time in it that to me is a okie dokie oh i found another village oh another mountain [Music] this is all the way further from where i found the cows what's over here now it is there now [Music] okay i know it's night time and that's scary i shouldn't be doing this have you all got horses i really like some horses horses are horses are pretty cool what do you have an empty map and lots of bread can i put something on the map [Music] wait [Music] what am i stepping on that's like a pressure switch i don't know what's happening there's actually a map here map plus map plus map i have no idea how this works what do i put into a cartography table suspicious stew a potato oh i put some paper in [Music] i don't know what that did cool what did you do map zero plus paper makes map zero oh these are all chunks of map and then when you put them together they actually make like a full map that's weird i didn't know you could actually do that in minecraft oh oh oh okay this is scary oh hell yeah what is this repair and disenchant oh you guys have all the cool stuff i should just relocate here more cows and a cat i like that you guys are stealing my style making your own castle all right i will not allow this what do you have a brewing stand oh you guys have yellow windows and everything you guys just think you're so fancy don't you you think you're all just better than me don't you okay well maybe some of your ideas are slightly better than mine what is that it's like a big stone golem where's this oh hi [Music] jesus it wasn't me i want this though [Music] i'm stealing your bell what are you god you're weird wait let me turn off this for a sec so i can get a good look at you where are you hi my name jack i come from ireland it's that big giant castle that you guys have probably seen in the distance i know it's pretty awesome right man if i had known a place like this existed i could have just came set up shop here and stolen all your buildings kill everyone in the village and steal their buildings no that's not the jacksepticeye way did you accept the guy way is to destroy your fence and steal your horse can i [Music] how do i get how do i get on i'm i'm afraid uh this is gonna smack the horse if i do that how do i horse that doesn't sound good how how how can i can i put a lead on you come on horsey come on away from these bad men no horsey oh oh did we do it okay i can't move are we stuck let me destroy this i think you're stuck in the fence [Music] okay okay now i think oh wait maybe now i can put the saddle on you hold on no horse yes saddle hooray yeah buddy look at me go this is the greatest day of my life i'm so happy go horsey i'm going to name you finbarr can i put you in the boat finn barr [Music] you like wheat wait can i feed you this okay maybe you like carrot instead fenberry you like carrot [Music] okay how do i how do i get him back my house is all the way over there this works this is how i'm gonna get the horse back you can swim right oh my god it's actually working this shouldn't work that poor horse okay i just need to get back to ireland i just need to bring finbarr back to ireland it's a good strong irish name i'm calling him finbarr because i used to know a person named i've heard the name finn bear foley before and foley is a baby horse so your name's finn barr now and there's no ifs ands or buts about it full speed of headphone backer there it is there's ireland in the distance finn bear we're getting home oh majestic water horse majestic he's like a speed boat on the ocean he's faster than any ship this is the greatest this is so fun i'll play finbarr all right come on over yes brothers and sisters say hello to your new brother sisters all right he's gonna sit in here with you guys and you guys are gonna be happy about it if you're not then i don't know what to say there make lots of babies make lots and lots of babies hey tiny babies finbarr we got to do something cool to you though i have something mega cool for my horsey warsie all right let's put this on you actually no i don't need to do that i just need to nope oh wait yeah that's it boom diamond horse armor yes that's so cool what a majestic beast what a lovely creature do i have to feed you do you need to eat anything i don't know don't go in that nether portal what did i say are you guys able to get out over the fence you better not i'll have words oh hey freaking llamas that's not what oh dude i'm going to make your llamas or alpacas follow me they're mine now come on come on you want the wheat yeah i know you do come on sam we did it another adventure comes to a close and the glorious day of our lord minecraft how do you feel about it sam and that's a minecraft promise you

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gonna extend it eventually and i'm" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 80.96, "text": "gonna put stuff out here and it's gonna" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 82.479, "text": "be very nice i also had to do this" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 84.56, "text": "because my water system kind of broke" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 86.88, "text": "last time and i don't really know what" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 88.64, "text": "i'm doing um i put a gate on this one" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 91.04, "text": "these are my potatoes" }, { "duration": 4.54, "start": 92.18, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 93.92, "text": "but i'm also trying to figure out if" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 96.72, "text": "do potatoes oh they are growing oh okay" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 99.84, "text": "nice okay i'm gonna have a a huge irish" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 102.96, "text": "potato farm this is ireland after all" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 105.6, "text": "the emerald isle the shamrock buys" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 108.72, "text": "sam's still up in his castle" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 111.439, "text": "i changed the castle around a little bit" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 113.52, "text": "let me show you everything here is the" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 114.96, "text": "same we still got our trap doors down" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 116.479, "text": "into the nether regions uh you come up" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 118.88, "text": "there's some nice windows to be like oh" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 120.32, "text": "we're under attack oh we're under attack" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 122.56, "text": "but now from higher oh we're under" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 124.32, "text": "attack but for even higher and up here" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 126.159, "text": "at the very top" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 127.52, "text": "sam sits over his entire dominion hi sam" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 131.12, "text": "we need to fix you a little though we" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 132.56, "text": "need to we need to put some nice stuff" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 133.92, "text": "up here but i put some actual blocks up" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 135.84, "text": "here instead of the walls because now i" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 136.959, "text": "can put my torches on it and it looks" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 138.56, "text": "nicer and everything is now symmetrical" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 140.8, "text": "like one one two two and i put some" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 143.36, "text": "little glass panes in here because" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 144.8, "text": "otherwise i realize sam can just jump" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 146.4, "text": "out over it" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 148.48, "text": "maybe he can still actually jump out" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 150.08, "text": "over it sam you're not to jump out over" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 152.4, "text": "the castle all right i know irish" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 155.2, "text": "freedom and celtic spirit and gaelic" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 157.599, "text": "warrior-ness and all that but don't do" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 160.08, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 161.2, "text": "you gotta stay up here and be a nice boy" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 163.28, "text": "okay he's okay that was a bark of" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 165.519, "text": "confirmation i'm gonna keep him up there" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 167.519, "text": "so he doesn't fall and die so to make an" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 169.2, "text": "enchanting table i need two diamonds" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 171.76, "text": "four obsidian" }, { "duration": 2.8810000000000002, "start": 173.519, "text": "and a" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 174.56, "text": "book" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 176.4, "text": "how do i make a book" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 180.48, "text": "if that's all i need then i'm there's a" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 182.4, "text": "lot of stuff here um i haven't even" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 184.56, "text": "looked into any of this how do i make a" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 186.239, "text": "book" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 187.84, "text": "whereby book" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 191.44, "text": "i have no idea am i is there a book" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 193.68, "text": "staring me in the face now and i just" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 195.12, "text": "can't see it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 196.64, "text": "oh we could make a banner as well i need" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 198.64, "text": "to start getting some more dyes" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 200.48, "text": "i need an irish flag on my castle it's" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 202.8, "text": "not really an irish castle i mean it" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 204.48, "text": "looks like one but it's not really an" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 206.08, "text": "irish castle until i have like" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 208.08, "text": "a name" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 209.2, "text": "until i have a flag planted firmly" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 211.44, "text": "within it" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 213.28, "text": "where the heck is the book i need to" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 214.64, "text": "make paper" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 216.72, "text": "which i think is sugar canes" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 220, "text": "is is that a thing" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 223.44, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 224.64, "text": "sugar canes" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 226.56, "text": "um wait was that paper right there that" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 228.959, "text": "is paper what am i doing" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 231.599, "text": "make three paper" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 233.84, "text": "cool and now that i have paper" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 237.28, "text": "i can make a book oh wait i think i need" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 239.2, "text": "leather" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 241.519, "text": "haha" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 244, "text": "boom baby all right do i have" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 246.959, "text": "do i even have three obsidian i have one" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 249.12, "text": "obsidian all right minecrafters we're" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 251.2, "text": "heading into the hole again well" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 252.72, "text": "actually it looks like it's getting a" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 253.84, "text": "little dark outside maybe we should just" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 255.2, "text": "wait around sir can you leave" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 258.079, "text": "i don't want you here" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 260, "text": "i mean it's great and all that you're" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 261.04, "text": "selling stuff what are you selling" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 263.04, "text": "corn flour fur red mushroom beet root" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 265.6, "text": "seeds orange tulip and packed ice how" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 268.08, "text": "are we even carrying that ice around in" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 269.52, "text": "llamas" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 270.8, "text": "or are the alpacas i actually don't know" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 272.88, "text": "he's grown yet" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 275.04, "text": "all right i'm going inside and going to" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 276.24, "text": "sleep" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 277.199, "text": "you're not allowed to share my bed this" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 278.96, "text": "is for me only" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 280.479, "text": "this is an irish bed for irish people" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 282.08, "text": "once again the epic gamer jack man heads" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 284.8, "text": "down into the scary depths" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 287.28, "text": "but with the power of a man bun" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 289.68, "text": "and the knowledge that he kind of knows" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 291.68, "text": "what he's doing now nothing can stop him" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 294.08, "text": "i need" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 295.72, "text": "obsidian that's where i got my diamond i" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 298.479, "text": "think my very first diamond it was" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 300.96, "text": "basically like i was getting married" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 303.04, "text": "it was like the game was proposing to me" }, { "duration": 5.301, "start": 306.479, "text": "the freaking frack is down here" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 310, "text": "is where i got my obsidian" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 311.78, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 313.12, "text": "yes it is" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 314.32, "text": "okay i need to" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 315.919, "text": "ah criminy please god don't let any lava" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 318.639, "text": "pop up on top of my head what if i just" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 321.44, "text": "like for one" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 322.84, "text": "second just for" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 325.28, "text": "for one second" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 326.91, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 328.639, "text": "but that didn't stop anything did that" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 330.72, "text": "do it where is it coming from" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 332.33, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 333.44, "text": "look at all this obsidian" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 336.96, "text": "whoa" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 338.479, "text": "look at all this" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 341.52, "text": "holy mary" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 344.16, "text": "there's so much here is this all" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 346.16, "text": "obsidian" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 347.84, "text": "no way" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 349.28, "text": "i want it" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 350.4, "text": "i want it all but it's gonna fall in" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 352.32, "text": "lava if i do it i don't know the tactic" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 354.4, "text": "what's the tactic what do smart people" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 355.919, "text": "do" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 356.639, "text": "let's test" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 358.24, "text": "get that one" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 362.4, "text": "okay it didn't work i didn't get it i" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 364.16, "text": "don't know a secret technique so i'm" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 365.44, "text": "just going to do this" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 366.8, "text": "this is working for me this gets me the" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 368.639, "text": "obsidian" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 369.84, "text": "and then quenches something underneath" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 371.36, "text": "it and gets more obsidian as long as i" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 373.039, "text": "have four i'm happy at least i know that" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 374.8, "text": "there's a gigantic chunk of it down here" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 376.72, "text": "something's in here" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 380.24, "text": "oh god oh god it's that thing" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 383.28, "text": "what did they do" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 386.24, "text": "is that an enderman that people keep" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 387.759, "text": "talking about" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 390.4, "text": "oh did i just give it a pass down no" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 392.84, "text": "okay should i go near it" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 398.24, "text": "oh it's so creepy" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 400.72, "text": "is it called enderman because of" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 401.919, "text": "slenderman wait is that actually its" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 403.759, "text": "name or people joking i don't know" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 407.039, "text": "people could actually be just making fun" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 408.4, "text": "of me and calling it an enderman and i" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 409.919, "text": "wouldn't know any different" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 411.36, "text": "see if we can find any more diamonds i" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 412.639, "text": "want to make diamond armor just to snoop" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 414.319, "text": "around to the other one" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 416.319, "text": "whoa" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 419.199, "text": "it's all connected" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 421.12, "text": "you know minecraft really is the dark" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 422.72, "text": "souls of minecraft can i make it yeah" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 425.36, "text": "craft or not crafting table enchanting" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 427.68, "text": "table" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 428.7, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 432.8, "text": "where do i put it" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 435.199, "text": "so i just do i just put it down wait let" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 437.52, "text": "me see i'll put it in here" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 439.28, "text": "somewhere" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 440.319, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 441.68, "text": "i put it on the second floor" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 443.44, "text": "i gotta i need a use for this whole area" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 446.96, "text": "so let's just plonk" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 449.599, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 451.33, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 452.479, "text": "what what does it do" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 456.319, "text": "uh excuse me three lapis lazuli" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 459.28, "text": "three enchantment levels one in chapman" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 460.8, "text": "level three" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 462.16, "text": "oh yeah so this is where the" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 465.44, "text": "do i have to spend these to do it" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 468.16, "text": "this is where the levels come in i have" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 470.319, "text": "to spend my levels to do it okay" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 473.199, "text": "i feel like i should really study up" }, { "duration": 3.01, "start": 476.72, "text": "on what this freaking thing oh the book" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 478.4, "text": "follows me" }, { "duration": 4.029, "start": 479.73, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 482.08, "text": "wait it's not gonna destroy if i destroy" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 483.759, "text": "it is it" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 485.36, "text": "oh god now i'm worried" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 491.199, "text": "oh my god" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 493.199, "text": "if that could destroy it everyone would" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 494.56, "text": "have just been like" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 499.199, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 500.56, "text": "all right i really feel like i should" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 502.72, "text": "read up on what that does before i do" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 505.12, "text": "anything with it in case i mess it up i" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 507.759, "text": "also want to redo all of my" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 510.4, "text": "stuff because this one i've kind of" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 511.599, "text": "designated as the really important stuff" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 514.959, "text": "or the stuff that i deem has high value" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 517.519, "text": "and then this one has nothing in it yet" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 520.479, "text": "the the one by the door is kind of like" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 522.08, "text": "where i keep my crops and my grains and" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 523.839, "text": "stuff and my steps and arrows apparently" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 526.399, "text": "you guys should not be in here" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 529.279, "text": "this is kind of just where i keep food" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 530.8, "text": "items" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 532.32, "text": "so i need to redo all of those as well" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 534.32, "text": "uh no i need that bread when a bookshelf" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 536.399, "text": "is placed next to an enchanting table it" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 538.399, "text": "will increase the maximum enchantment" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 540.08, "text": "level with a block of air in between" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 542.399, "text": "mostly 15 bookshelves around the" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 544, "text": "enchanting table in order to obtain the" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 545.6, "text": "maximum enchantment level of 30. so we" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 548.56, "text": "need 15 bookshelves" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 551.2, "text": "around an enchantment table and i need a" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 553.839, "text": "thing of air around it so" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 556.16, "text": "like enchanting table block bookshelf" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 558.72, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 559.76, "text": "so if i put 15 all around it then i" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 562.32, "text": "should be able to okay" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 564, "text": "how do i how do i make a bookshelf" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 567.04, "text": "can i even make bookshelves" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 570.32, "text": "i haven't seen bookshelves wait what's" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 571.92, "text": "this thing" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 573.04, "text": "a loom" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 574.48, "text": "i should be able to make that make a" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 576.08, "text": "loom" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 576.54, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 578.16, "text": "a loomy tune" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 581.36, "text": "ah" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 582.16, "text": "so loom is where i can like paint things" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 585.92, "text": "i think" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 588.959, "text": "i don't know how it works but i'm" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 590.08, "text": "excited it's here it looks nice" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 592.32, "text": "oh a bookshelf" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 594.08, "text": "three books" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 596.16, "text": "and six planks" }, { "duration": 5.77, "start": 597.59, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 600.8, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 603.6, "text": "gotcha how did i make a book again i" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 605.6, "text": "can't remember anything i'm doing" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 608, "text": "so leather and three paper okay i should" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 609.76, "text": "be able to make a bunch of books" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 611.92, "text": "let's do that i would do the math right" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 613.68, "text": "now but i really don't want to i have" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 615.92, "text": "some leather in here actually" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 617.6, "text": "boom" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 618.88, "text": "and my sugar cane should be here see" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 620.32, "text": "this is why i organize stuff" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 623.04, "text": "it's not perfect yet but i'm getting" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 624.88, "text": "there oh wait yeah i need the paper" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 626.399, "text": "first" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 628.56, "text": "wait i made heavy weighted pressure" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 630.32, "text": "plates" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 632.32, "text": "that wasn't i saw something white and i" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 634.399, "text": "thought it was paper i don't need those" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 637.68, "text": "but if i ever do" }, { "duration": 4.78, "start": 639.44, "text": "now i have them are the potatoes grown" }, { "duration": 6.01, "start": 641.279, "text": "yet" }, { "duration": 3.069, "start": 644.22, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 648.88, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 651.36, "text": "you guys don't even know yet" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 653.44, "text": "do you guys know" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 655.279, "text": "how excited an irishman gets when he" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 657.12, "text": "sees potatoes this excited" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 660.88, "text": "soon this will all be spuds soon this" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 663.76, "text": "will all be taters and the land of" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 665.519, "text": "ireland will be strong once more you" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 667.44, "text": "hear that llamas you freaking dumbs i" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 670.32, "text": "feel like i should have something around" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 672.56, "text": "this there's something there now oh wow" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 675.279, "text": "why are you not dying" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 677.44, "text": "it's daytime what are you like an edward" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 679.12, "text": "cullen" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 682.8, "text": "well you're nothing now because you're" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 684.24, "text": "dead you're a smear on the bottom of my" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 686.48, "text": "boot" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 688.16, "text": "i feel like i should have something" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 689.12, "text": "around this in case is anything able to" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 691.04, "text": "come through this" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 694, "text": "oh hey you gotta help" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 696.399, "text": "good job guys good job" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 699.04, "text": "could i kill" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 701.2, "text": "what oh that landed could i kill him and" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 704.32, "text": "just steal the llamas" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 707.12, "text": "question mark" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 709.12, "text": "is that an ethical thing to do" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 711.279, "text": "question mark is there another traitor" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 715.12, "text": "what are you doing here" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 716.959, "text": "you gotta get out of the water man" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 718.24, "text": "you're gonna drown and die" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 721.279, "text": "okay i mean you're not my responsibility" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 723.04, "text": "so i don't really care" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 724.72, "text": "but i'm just worried about you man" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 726.88, "text": "worried about your health that" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 728.839, "text": "means" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 730.72, "text": "oh no" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 732.32, "text": "that means to get leather" }, { "duration": 3.91, "start": 734.01, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 735.36, "text": "i need to kill cows" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 737.92, "text": "oh no" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 740.079, "text": "i don't want to kill anything" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 742.959, "text": "i'm a nice peaceful boy i haven't killed" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 745.04, "text": "a single thing in this game so far" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 747.36, "text": "everything's been really nice and i'm" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 748.959, "text": "being a pacifist" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 750.399, "text": "this is pacifist ireland" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 752.48, "text": "don't make me kill the nice cowsies" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 754.88, "text": "and the sheepy weepies and the" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 756.24, "text": "pigaroonis" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 757.519, "text": "there's a lot of cows here before where" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 759.04, "text": "did they go can i" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 763.04, "text": "i don't have any wheat on me could i" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 765.12, "text": "tempt you" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 766.88, "text": "want some bread" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 769.44, "text": "cow like bread" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 771.2, "text": "you want wheat don't you okay hold on a" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 773.279, "text": "second i'll be back i gotta" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 775.519, "text": "ah there's some broken ankles but i got" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 777.44, "text": "plenty of wheat the great cow heist" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 780.16, "text": "is about to kick in i need a place to" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 782.56, "text": "put some cows" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 784, "text": "i need to be able to bring them back and" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 786.32, "text": "put them somewhere maybe i should put" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 788, "text": "them here" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 789.279, "text": "right next to the wheat" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 792.56, "text": "this is a great idea this is the" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 794.16, "text": "greatest idea since sliced bread and" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 796.079, "text": "well sliced bread wasn't that great" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 798.48, "text": "it's pretty cool but i think people are" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 800.24, "text": "fine eating regular bread" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 802.399, "text": "i mean i am in the game" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 804.32, "text": "you don't see me singing a song about it" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 806.32, "text": "operation steal a cow is well underway" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 809.76, "text": "i have no idea how i steal a cow but i" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 811.92, "text": "am determined to do so i am irish" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 814.8, "text": "i do have" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 816.48, "text": "a special bond with cattle" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 818.639, "text": "especially bond with livestock" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 821.04, "text": "we can't have a a wavelength that we all" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 823.36, "text": "operate on" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 825.6, "text": "all right all right wait no no no no i" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 827.76, "text": "need the boat close okay there we go" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 830.079, "text": "all right mr cow" }, { "duration": 4.341, "start": 832.959, "text": "mr cow" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 835.2, "text": "you want to come i got nom nom" }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 837.3, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 838.48, "text": "oh ho ho yes" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 841.6, "text": "oh yes see normally i would be able to" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 843.68, "text": "just bring you along but i" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 845.519, "text": "for some stupid reason decided i wanted" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 848.24, "text": "to build uh" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 850.079, "text": "my thing on an island" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 854.72, "text": "wait can i can i get in while you're in" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 856.56, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 858.639, "text": "oh my god oh my god i'm stealing a cow" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 863.839, "text": "that's amazing okay the cows are coming" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 866.399, "text": "home lads" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 868.399, "text": "i wanna put i'm gonna make a whole" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 869.76, "text": "farmland full of cows" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 872.399, "text": "and then i have all the hide that i want" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 874.959, "text": "all the leather that i want i need more" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 876.56, "text": "cows though because you can't" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 878.639, "text": "can't breed one cow" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 880.959, "text": "you need a couple how do i get you out" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 883.76, "text": "and on to this" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 885.12, "text": "can i" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 886.32, "text": "okay hold on" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 887.76, "text": "here we go" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 889.199, "text": "all right now come on" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 891.44, "text": "come on mr cowsy wowzie there you go" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 893.76, "text": "don't go into the nether though" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 895.839, "text": "if you go into netherlands you'll never" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 897.519, "text": "come back" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 901.76, "text": "all right here you go yeah come on in" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 905.68, "text": "come on in there you go yes" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 908.48, "text": "and" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 910.16, "text": "trapped" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 912.88, "text": "take that" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 914.079, "text": "dumb dumb" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 916.399, "text": "i'm sorry i'm sorry i lie to you" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 918.72, "text": "oh don't be sad" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 920.72, "text": "just feel bad that you're dumber than i" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 922.32, "text": "am all right operation get cow number" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 924.48, "text": "two is underway i'm gonna have an army" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 927.44, "text": "of cows" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 929.36, "text": "some people try and take down" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 931.519, "text": "corporations from within so i'm trying" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 934.24, "text": "to assault the base with people i'm" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 936.16, "text": "gonna assault every base with cattle" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 941.68, "text": "cute little sheepy" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 943.68, "text": "i could probably bring you as well" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 944.959, "text": "actually" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 946.399, "text": "then i have an endless supply of wool do" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 948.56, "text": "i need an endless supply of wool do you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 950, "text": "like this" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 951.04, "text": "oh you like this look at your dumb" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 953.36, "text": "little face" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 956.16, "text": "okay wait hold on" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 958.88, "text": "i'm trying to see if there's any more" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 959.92, "text": "cows first i need those more than i need" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 961.519, "text": "you sheep" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 963.68, "text": "i'm sorry you don't deserve that you're" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 965.199, "text": "a beautiful sheep i'm sure in your" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 967.279, "text": "culture you're a king" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 969.839, "text": "no not you the other one whoa this is so" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 973.279, "text": "cool oh oh oh creeper" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 975.839, "text": "oh man" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 977.12, "text": "run away" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 978.399, "text": "i wanted to look at the cool rock" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 979.68, "text": "formation" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 982.399, "text": "don't be dick creeper" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 985.36, "text": "i just need one cow" }, { "duration": 4.091, "start": 987.199, "text": "can you grant me that" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 989.519, "text": "actually" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 991.29, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 992.8, "text": "i can survive creepers if i just put up" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 994.399, "text": "a shield forgot about that" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 997.519, "text": "come on what i want" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1000.72, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 1003.839, "text": "touch him with tussle with the gaelic" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 1005.279, "text": "gladiator and you're gonna go down can i" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 1006.8, "text": "do a little thing to my best boy" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1010.16, "text": "you have a yellow color it works it" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1012.399, "text": "didn't work last time because" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1014.16, "text": "i had red and you are right already okay" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1016.24, "text": "i need to find something green" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1019.04, "text": "okay it's a nice change of pace for you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1020.399, "text": "now sam all right" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1022.48, "text": "it's nice okay you want to come" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1023.759, "text": "downstairs you can come downstairs" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1026.24, "text": "i'm sorry that i'm kind of relegating" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1028.079, "text": "you to the upstairs and keeping you up" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 1029.6, "text": "there it's very cold at nighttime i" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 1031.28, "text": "don't want to catch his death" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1033.839, "text": "what sam" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 1039.099, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1041.439, "text": "he's lost" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1044.4, "text": "uh sam" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1047.919, "text": "how did you get here" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1050.32, "text": "i literally left him in the castle and" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1052.08, "text": "came all the way across the ocean i" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1053.679, "text": "didn't leave any doors open" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1056.08, "text": "or did i" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1057.12, "text": "oh no" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1058.32, "text": "well sam you're here now" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1062.08, "text": "i don't know how i get you back because" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 1063.44, "text": "i sam" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1064.799, "text": "that's not sam those are bad stamps bad" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 1066.559, "text": "sams that's my sam" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1069.2, "text": "okay don't go near the bad sams they" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1071.2, "text": "might hurt me" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1073.12, "text": "just stick up for me won't you good sam" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1074.88, "text": "yes you will where the frick are the" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1077.039, "text": "cows" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1078.799, "text": "i need more cows" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1080.48, "text": "i want cows" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1082.799, "text": "i want somebody gonna" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1084.64, "text": "craft enchanted stuff and head in to the" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1086.88, "text": "netherlands i don't want to go into the" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1088.24, "text": "netherlands until i have" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1090.64, "text": "like good gear if i go in without it i'm" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1092.64, "text": "going to die and then it'll be very sad" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 1097.2, "text": "i hear cowsies cowsy rosie hi" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1101.52, "text": "okay look cow look ooh yummy retweet" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1104.32, "text": "yeah ah god stop" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1106.4, "text": "i'm long now looking for the egg" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1109.84, "text": "what's all the way over there" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1111.6, "text": "oh i gotta go there sometime" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1113.44, "text": "mork house" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1116, "text": "hi" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 1117.52, "text": "is there any more" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1120.08, "text": "cowsy wowzy yeah lots of cows" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1124.64, "text": "oh god creeper" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1126.64, "text": "cow stay away he's a bad boy okay do" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 1129.039, "text": "what you got to do creeper" }, { "duration": 7.041, "start": 1132.799, "text": "ah gosh dang it come on cows back to" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1136.48, "text": "ireland we'll reform it and in my own" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1139.84, "text": "image" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1141.12, "text": "we'll make the gaelic shamrock land" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 1142.88, "text": "stronger than ever before" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1145.52, "text": "can i put more than one cow in a boat" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1149.039, "text": "i could put two cows in the boat" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1151.28, "text": "oh but then i can't get in the boat can" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1152.72, "text": "i" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1153.6, "text": "sorry okay just stay there crows" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1156.4, "text": "i'll be back i have to do this i have to" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 1158.64, "text": "do a heist" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 1159.84, "text": "this is an intense mission" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1164.08, "text": "what are you doing" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1165.919, "text": "stop we gotta go" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1167.84, "text": "it's getting nighttime oh sam please" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1169.6, "text": "don't die" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1171.76, "text": "okay i'm just gonna believe in minecraft" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1173.6, "text": "i'm gonna believe in the minecraft gods" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1175.44, "text": "that sam is just gonna end up" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 1176.84, "text": "teleporting straight to my house if he" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 1179.2, "text": "doesn't i'm going to be incredibly upset" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1182.64, "text": "sam and cow i'm coming back sam" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1189.2, "text": "sam come on now come on bess" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 1192.48, "text": "come on now" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 1194.16, "text": "there you go okay one each" }, { "duration": 3.049, "start": 1196.3, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1200, "text": "nice advancement made" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 1202.32, "text": "the pirates and the bats" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 1205.039, "text": "what baby cow" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1208.96, "text": "i did it they're making babies" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 1210.76, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1212.24, "text": "heck yeah" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1213.6, "text": "oh this is a whole new world now when i" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1216.16, "text": "come out in a couple of days this is" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1217.36, "text": "gonna be all cows i left this door open" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1220.32, "text": "wait" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1221.36, "text": "but these are closed" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1225.12, "text": "did sam like glitch out through" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1226.4, "text": "something and come chasing me" }, { "duration": 6.399, "start": 1229.76, "text": "oh no her sam my dog ran away" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1232.84, "text": "well he didn't run away he he followed" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1236.159, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1237.52, "text": "and i led him astray" }, { "duration": 4.981, "start": 1239.919, "text": "so technically this is all my fault" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1242.88, "text": "there he is there he is" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 1244.9, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 1246.32, "text": "buddy" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 1247.28, "text": "hop on in can you get in the boat sam" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1249.48, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1252.159, "text": "sam" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1254.24, "text": "hop in" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 1256.32, "text": "sam come on" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1258.32, "text": "come on you want this" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 1260.559, "text": "nice nice nummy pork chop" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1262.72, "text": "okay oh god come on sam" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1265.52, "text": "come on sam i'm over here daddy's over" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1268, "text": "here come on sam" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1269.76, "text": "you can make it" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1271.44, "text": "you can make it sam" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1273.12, "text": "make it keep swimming" }, { "duration": 7.329, "start": 1275.52, "text": "keep swimming" }, { "duration": 5.289, "start": 1277.56, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1283.52, "text": "oh sam oh sam thank god oh sam thank god" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 1286.4, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1287.44, "text": "oh thank" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 1288.84, "text": "god oh never do that to me again where'd" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 1292.64, "text": "sam go" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1295.76, "text": "sam" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 1298.559, "text": "sam" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1301.28, "text": "i can hear" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 1302.84, "text": "you oh oh" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1305.76, "text": "there he is oh thank god" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1308.4, "text": "get in here" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 1311.039, "text": "sorry i don't mean to raise my voice at" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1312.559, "text": "you get in here sam" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 1315.52, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1316.559, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 1320.08, "text": "sam i swear there we go okay sit" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 1322.74, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 1324.559, "text": "sit and never move again think about" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1326.72, "text": "what you did" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1328.88, "text": "you scared me man" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1330.96, "text": "i don't like being scared i'm putting" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1332.64, "text": "down a border" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1334.64, "text": "so now people know" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1336.48, "text": "this is ireland" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1339.6, "text": "it's pretty dang clear when you're" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1341.2, "text": "walking over here it's like oh now i'm" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1343.28, "text": "in ireland if you guys walk too far that" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 1344.799, "text": "way you're not in ireland anymore" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1346.4, "text": "and this being over to the right of" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1348.32, "text": "ireland makes sense kind of south south" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1350.64, "text": "west ish yeah that would make sense that" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1352.159, "text": "the netherlands is down there" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1354.88, "text": "makes perfect logical sense" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1357.039, "text": "this is all coming together nicely can" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1358.4, "text": "you guys make another baby yet" }, { "duration": 2.161, "start": 1361.679, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1362.64, "text": "you guys could probably grow a little" }, { "duration": 2.079, "start": 1363.84, "text": "faster though" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1364.96, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1365.919, "text": "here little one there you go" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 1368.159, "text": "you gotta be big we should tie both" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1370.08, "text": "boats together" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1371.55, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 1372.799, "text": "can i like" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 1376.24, "text": "can i like just attach you to me" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1378.88, "text": "on bone meal i don't know what that does" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 1381.919, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 1384.159, "text": "i just moved both boats back" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1387.28, "text": "at the same time dang it" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1390.32, "text": "i wish i could have both boats go then i" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1392.559, "text": "could bring three cows at once i'm gonna" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1395.2, "text": "see if i can use oh there's a forest" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1397.039, "text": "fire in there i'm gonna see if i can use" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1398.88, "text": "the lead on the cow" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1401.2, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1403.039, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1404.32, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1405.76, "text": "but" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 1406.64, "text": "i mean" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 1407.6, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1410.32, "text": "man okay i guess we're taking this boat" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1412.4, "text": "now that boat can stay right there" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1414.4, "text": "that boat is fine" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1416.72, "text": "i should put two cows in a boat and then" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1419.44, "text": "hold wheat in my hand and another boat" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1421.039, "text": "in front of them and then the cows will" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1422.799, "text": "just learn how to paddle a boat" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1424.72, "text": "they'll just learn how to get back to" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1426.24, "text": "ireland they've lost their way ireland" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1428.64, "text": "was exploded" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 1430.4, "text": "in the year minecraft a.d" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1432.72, "text": "and i'm here as a proud gaelic gladiator" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 1435.039, "text": "to reform ireland to bring it back" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1437.2, "text": "together with wheat in my hand and cows" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1439.28, "text": "and my boats" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1440.64, "text": "and we're going to make it all the way" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1441.84, "text": "back to ireland fulfill it i also need" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1444.48, "text": "sheep hooray" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1446.4, "text": "yeah everybody stay inside this is great" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 1449.039, "text": "i love this" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1450.24, "text": "so many good cowsy wowzies to take care" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1452.32, "text": "of i feel like it's time i explore just" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1454, "text": "a tiny bit more i'm gonna head" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1456.96, "text": "east" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1458.48, "text": "i guess i don't know north is whatever" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1461.2, "text": "these are not the actual directions but" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1462.799, "text": "i'm going to just explore in this" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 1464.159, "text": "direction just to see what i can find i" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1466, "text": "want to find a horse" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1468.08, "text": "i want to get my own horse now that i" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1469.36, "text": "have a saddle and horse armor and i know" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1470.799, "text": "that horses are a thing in the game i" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1472.48, "text": "want to get a horse" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 1474.88, "text": "i wanna i don't know where i'd find one" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1476.4, "text": "though i just find them randomly" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 1477.919, "text": "wandering around like the the cows" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1480.64, "text": "is it a boat" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1484.24, "text": "oh there's a boat down there pirate ship" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1486.32, "text": "treasure yeah" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1490.72, "text": "this is very scary" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1493.679, "text": "whoa" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 1495.76, "text": "steal it all man" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1501.12, "text": "heck yeah okay don't die" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1504.72, "text": "i don't want to die" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1506, "text": "okay i got some" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1507.36, "text": "paper" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1508.72, "text": "hell yeah" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 1510.159, "text": "yeah i'm all about that" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 1511.919, "text": "crafting bro" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1515.12, "text": "is there any more chests" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 1520.799, "text": "oh man really there's only one" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1523.12, "text": "another house paper and wheat" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1526.64, "text": "i feel like there has to be more than" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1527.919, "text": "that it's very dark in this game and" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1529.52, "text": "people keep telling me to turn up the" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1530.64, "text": "brightness and i keep forgetting about" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1531.84, "text": "it uh" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1533.6, "text": "video settings" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1536.64, "text": "brightness moody" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 1540.08, "text": "ten percent" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1544.64, "text": "oh that's better" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 1545.53, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1549.279, "text": "ah i craft anything that makes me" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1551.679, "text": "breathe longer cuz my my air goes down" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 1554.08, "text": "very quickly when i'm underwater" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1556.88, "text": "i have like little cube lungs they don't" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1559.039, "text": "breathe a lot" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1563.52, "text": "what was that" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1568.08, "text": "what just happened oh whirlpools" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1571.76, "text": "whoa" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1575.76, "text": "wait wait can i get out of my boat okay" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1579.12, "text": "whoa did you see that" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1581.76, "text": "there's magma blocks down there making" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 1583.279, "text": "whirlpools that's so cool" }, { "duration": 6.559, "start": 1586.24, "text": "that's whirlpool whoa look at this place" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1591.039, "text": "jesus" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 1592.799, "text": "is that snow" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 1595.039, "text": "oh you're dolphins again dolphin" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1598.4, "text": "really want a dolphin" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1601.44, "text": "could the dolphins be mine are they too" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1603.52, "text": "smart for that" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1606.159, "text": "whoa" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 1608.24, "text": "this place is awesome okay get out there" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1615.44, "text": "i don't know if i should be here though" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1616.72, "text": "whoa" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1617.52, "text": "lava fall" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1619.2, "text": "and it's actually going down in real" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 1620.72, "text": "time" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1623.52, "text": "that's crazy i want to see this at the" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1625.6, "text": "bottom" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1626.96, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1628.32, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1629.84, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1631.039, "text": "there we go" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1632.32, "text": "yeah look at it spill" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1637.039, "text": "dude minecraft's awesome" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1639.36, "text": "why have i never played minecraft before" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1641.6, "text": "this is so wonderful" }, { "duration": 6.561, "start": 1643.279, "text": "this is snow" }, { "duration": 6.159, "start": 1645.76, "text": "snow way i really should not be up here" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1649.84, "text": "this is too high off give me the heebie" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 1651.919, "text": "jeebies oh i want to go over there" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1655.12, "text": "i want to do lots of things" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1659.36, "text": "okay drawn about" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1663.52, "text": "fishies come here" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1665.84, "text": "you find death now" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1668.24, "text": "i'm sorry you were in the wrong place at" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1670.4, "text": "the wrong time right time for me though" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 1672.4, "text": "because i'm hungry wow" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1673.92, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1675.919, "text": "this is so peaceful" }, { "duration": 2.59, "start": 1679.84, "text": "if i die in minecraft i want to be" }, { "duration": 4.149, "start": 1681.36, "text": "buried here" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 1682.43, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 1690.48, "text": "look at all you peasants" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 1692.96, "text": "all the way down there find me a horse" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1697.76, "text": "this is so nice" }, { "duration": 4.969, "start": 1700.24, "text": "i really like this" }, { "duration": 3.309, "start": 1701.9, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1705.44, "text": "it's just so peaceful and cam and" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1708, "text": "mountainous" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1709.36, "text": "oh god everything on my computer just" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1711.2, "text": "froze what i realized that i'm liking so" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1712.88, "text": "much about minecraft is that" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1714.96, "text": "i can just explore" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1717.679, "text": "go at my own pace" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1719.44, "text": "see look at that that's awesome" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1723.12, "text": "go at my own pace just see what the" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1724.559, "text": "world has to offer" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 1726.15, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1727.76, "text": "you can kind of out" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1729.2, "text": "you can make progress or you can just" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1731.12, "text": "build" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1733.36, "text": "you can just have your own time in it" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1736.64, "text": "that to me is a okie dokie oh i found" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1739.2, "text": "another village" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1742.799, "text": "oh another mountain" }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 1744.59, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1745.919, "text": "this is all the way further from where i" }, { "duration": 4.931, "start": 1748.159, "text": "found the cows" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1750.32, "text": "what's over here now it is there now" }, { "duration": 3.069, "start": 1753.09, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1754.88, "text": "okay i know it's night time and that's" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1756.159, "text": "scary i shouldn't be doing this" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1760, "text": "have you all got horses" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1762.88, "text": "i really like some horses horses are" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 1765.36, "text": "horses are pretty cool what do you have" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1769.44, "text": "an empty map" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 1771.279, "text": "and lots of bread" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 1773.6, "text": "can i put something on the map" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1778.83, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1780.799, "text": "wait" }, { "duration": 4.529, "start": 1782.75, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1784.399, "text": "what am i stepping on" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1790.32, "text": "that's like a pressure switch i don't" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1791.52, "text": "know what's happening there's actually a" }, { "duration": 2.561, "start": 1793.279, "text": "map here" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 1796.159, "text": "map plus map" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1799.2, "text": "plus map" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1802.88, "text": "i have no idea how this works" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1806.24, "text": "what do i put into a cartography table" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 1809.44, "text": "suspicious stew" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 1811.2, "text": "a potato oh i put some paper in" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 1814.78, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 1818.799, "text": "i don't know what that did" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1824.32, "text": "cool" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 1826.08, "text": "what did you do" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1827.36, "text": "map zero plus paper" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1830.72, "text": "makes map zero" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1833.76, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 1837.919, "text": "these are all chunks of map and then" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1839.52, "text": "when you put them together they actually" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1840.88, "text": "make like a full map" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1843.44, "text": "that's weird" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1845.36, "text": "i didn't know you could actually do that" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1847.44, "text": "in minecraft" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 1850.48, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1851.52, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1852.64, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1854.48, "text": "okay this is scary" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 1856.799, "text": "oh hell yeah what is this" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1859.6, "text": "repair and disenchant" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1862.24, "text": "oh you guys have all the cool stuff i" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1864.48, "text": "should just relocate here" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1867.6, "text": "more cows and a cat" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1870.08, "text": "i like that you guys are stealing my" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 1871.44, "text": "style making your own castle" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1874.64, "text": "all right i will not allow this" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1877.039, "text": "what do you have" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1878.799, "text": "a brewing stand" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 1882.159, "text": "oh you guys have yellow windows and" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 1883.679, "text": "everything" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1886.159, "text": "you guys just think you're so fancy" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1888.08, "text": "don't you you think you're all just" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1889.84, "text": "better than me don't you" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 1891.76, "text": "okay well maybe some of your ideas are" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1893.76, "text": "slightly better than mine what is that" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 1898.64, "text": "it's like a big stone golem" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 1900.48, "text": "where's this oh hi" }, { "duration": 2.569, "start": 1904.71, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 1906.159, "text": "jesus" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1907.279, "text": "it wasn't me i want this though" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1909.2, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1910.88, "text": "i'm stealing your bell what are you" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1915.84, "text": "god you're weird" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1917.279, "text": "wait let me turn off this for a sec so i" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 1918.559, "text": "can get a good look at you" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1923.12, "text": "where are you" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1925.519, "text": "hi" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1927.36, "text": "my name jack" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 1929.039, "text": "i come from ireland it's that big giant" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1930.64, "text": "castle that you guys have probably seen" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1931.84, "text": "in the distance i know it's pretty" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1933.6, "text": "awesome right" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1936.32, "text": "man if i had known a place like this" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1937.76, "text": "existed i could have just came set up" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 1939.919, "text": "shop here and stolen all your buildings" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1943.76, "text": "kill everyone in the village and steal" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1945.36, "text": "their buildings no" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1947.6, "text": "that's not the jacksepticeye way did you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1949.76, "text": "accept the guy way" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1951.519, "text": "is to destroy your fence and steal your" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 1953.12, "text": "horse" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1954.72, "text": "can i" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 1955.69, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1958, "text": "how do i get how do i get on" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1960.24, "text": "i'm i'm afraid uh this is gonna smack" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1962.32, "text": "the horse if i do that" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1964.32, "text": "how do i horse" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 1968.159, "text": "that doesn't sound good how how how" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 1971.84, "text": "can i can i put a lead on you" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1974.64, "text": "come on horsey" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1976.799, "text": "come on away from these bad men" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1979.12, "text": "no horsey oh" }, { "duration": 2.241, "start": 1983.519, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 1986.88, "text": "did we do it" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 1988.559, "text": "okay i can't move are we stuck" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1993.279, "text": "let me destroy this i think you're stuck" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1995.12, "text": "in the fence" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 1998.05, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1999.84, "text": "okay okay now i think oh wait maybe now" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2001.519, "text": "i can put the saddle on you" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2002.96, "text": "hold on" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2006.24, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 2008.159, "text": "horse yes saddle" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2012, "text": "hooray" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2014.08, "text": "yeah buddy" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2016.32, "text": "look at me go" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 2017.679, "text": "this is the greatest day of my life" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 2020.88, "text": "i'm so happy" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 2024.88, "text": "go horsey i'm going to name you finbarr" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 2027.2, "text": "can i put you in the boat finn barr" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2030.1, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2033.76, "text": "you like wheat" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2035.76, "text": "wait can i feed you this" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 2038.799, "text": "okay maybe you like carrot instead" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 2042, "text": "fenberry you like carrot" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 2047.26, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 2048.879, "text": "okay how do i" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2051.04, "text": "how do i get him back" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2052.48, "text": "my house is all the way over there this" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2054.48, "text": "works" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 2057.119, "text": "this is how i'm gonna get the horse" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 2058.839, "text": "back you can swim right" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2063.28, "text": "oh my god it's actually working" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2068.56, "text": "this shouldn't work that poor horse" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 2071.2, "text": "okay i just need to get back to ireland" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2073.2, "text": "i just need to bring finbarr back to" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2074.399, "text": "ireland it's a good strong irish name" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 2076.96, "text": "i'm calling him finbarr because i used" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2078.399, "text": "to know a person named" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 2080.639, "text": "i've heard the name finn bear foley" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 2082.639, "text": "before and foley is a baby horse so your" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2085.04, "text": "name's finn barr now" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2086.72, "text": "and there's no ifs ands or buts about it" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2088.639, "text": "full speed of headphone backer" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 2091.52, "text": "there it is there's ireland in the" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 2093.28, "text": "distance finn bear we're getting home" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 2097.119, "text": "oh majestic water horse majestic he's" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2100.079, "text": "like a speed boat on the ocean" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 2102.96, "text": "he's faster than any ship" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 2105.119, "text": "this is the greatest this is so fun" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 2108.48, "text": "i'll play finbarr all right come on over" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2111.52, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 2113.359, "text": "brothers and sisters say hello to your" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2115.2, "text": "new" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2116.64, "text": "brother" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 2118.72, "text": "sisters all right he's gonna sit in here" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2120.4, "text": "with you guys" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2121.839, "text": "and you guys are gonna be happy about it" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2123.76, "text": "if you're not then i don't know what to" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2124.96, "text": "say" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2126.8, "text": "there make lots of babies" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2129.04, "text": "make lots and lots of babies" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 2131.2, "text": "hey tiny babies finbarr we got to do" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 2133.359, "text": "something cool to you though" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2135.119, "text": "i have something" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 2136.88, "text": "mega cool" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 2138.56, "text": "for my horsey warsie" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2142.72, "text": "all right let's put this on you" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2144.88, "text": "actually no i don't need to do that" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2146.8, "text": "i just need to" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2149.2, "text": "nope" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 2150.16, "text": "oh wait yeah that's it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2152.88, "text": "boom diamond horse armor" }, { "duration": 7.801, "start": 2156.839, "text": "yes that's so cool what a majestic beast" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2161.68, "text": "what a lovely creature" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2164.64, "text": "do i have to feed you" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2166.079, "text": "do you need to eat anything i don't know" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2167.92, "text": "don't go in that nether portal" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 2169.839, "text": "what did i say" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2171.28, "text": "are you guys able to get out over the" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2172.56, "text": "fence" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 2175.359, "text": "you better not" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2177.28, "text": "i'll have words" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2178.88, "text": "oh hey" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2180.4, "text": "freaking llamas that's not what oh" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2183.52, "text": "dude i'm going to make your llamas or" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2184.96, "text": "alpacas follow me they're mine now" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2187.52, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2188.72, "text": "come on you want the wheat" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2190.8, "text": "yeah i know you do come on" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2192.88, "text": "sam we did it another adventure comes to" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 2195.92, "text": "a close and the glorious day of our lord" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2198, "text": "minecraft how do you feel about it sam" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 2202.72, "text": "and that's a minecraft promise" }, { "duration": 2.079, "start": 2219.52, "text": "you" } ]

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I Found A GIANT Woodland Mansion In Minecraft - Part 28

It took a long time but I finally found the woodland mansion in this Minecraft lets play Help the channel: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join Minecraft The Complete Series ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhqsltLnzBM ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.com/ I hope you enjoyed this let's play of Minecraft. Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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ding-ding-ding sad top of morning noises gamers last time here on the jacksepticeye minecraft channel we lost someone very near and dear to our hearts poor ik the most playful of polar bears died tragically at the age of two a skeleton today I declare war upon all skeletons in Minecraft if us gamers don't rise up and fight back against the skeletons when will it end when will this polar atrocity end no more poor ik we love you in honor of pouring I have created the polar play place Iceland is bigger and stronger than it's ever been shut up trash this is about pouring your fake polar bears porrik deserved a tower and it's my fault for not building it that he left us too soon so it is my mission today to go out and find pouring the playful polar bear Sun we're gonna go out and find their child and bring them back to be part of Ireland but first things first hey guys oh yes I forgot that I have my cartographer man over here who has been doing some very nice things for me I put some ice walls around him I put him in a boat people said I needed a bait bed when you have vote who needs bed in Minecraft when boat in Minecraft you know what I'm saying gamers so I upgraded him a lot and now he's telling me the woodland Explorer map so I need 12 emeralds and a compass do I have those I have emeralds but I don't have a compass do I come back hello hey a compass anywhere no where are these black this is because I missed the texture packs per obably probably okay I got the bed in here I might as well just give him bed you know big cartographer man need big sleep he do and big nappy I have one iron ingot but I don't have any more iron do i ah damn it all I need to go out and get some iron why do I not have a pickaxe Oh life face a lady feces you know I've seen cows you know it's same bit Oh what are you doing there I'll end the suffering okay good night mr. map man Chuck Chuck I I knew it don't you dare run away from me Chuck I saw what you did I saw this alright I know you want your progeny to live I know that you live under a tyrannical rule but it could be a lot worse Chuck I let you roam free free-range chicken yeah you see that creeper I could end you at any moment slash get out of here Chuck - dude creeper what you doing in my place get out of here yo no no no no God okay man horik did not die for this poor II did not die to see Ireland turn into chaos and tyranny horik died because of stupid skeletons well get them I'll get them one of these days I need to go find iron abdomen don't go god I'm gonna stare at you I'm a Sarah you come over this way hello hello I see you hello oh god did he teleport behind me Oh biome or shinde do Nani and Ursula go go go I don't want to play your freakin games oh hey oh there's two of them oh god oh god my lord okay okay [Music] the sex why do bad things happen to dumb people well fight skeletons in the name of pouring why do I have to suffer wait crafts the anime sucks this season is terrible it's all hurtin and it's all stupid characters oh god yeah I saw you I saw you I saw you I saw you I'm doing this this this do I have a hell mate no no why would I have one of those that would be helpful what else we need put potatoes in there I'm gonna die if I don't have taters skeletons oh god oh god I'm not gonna die two skeletons no I'm not I'm just not I'm not I'm not I'm not allowing these things to happen to me come on yeah cool it boy remember after this soon all because I wanted air [Laughter] who's the last time gimme PO this matters now old over hmm it actually did hurt Oh God me alone oh my god why is there so many of them why is there so many of them why just get my stuff just get my stuff and go skeletons huh that's not a sword you want to get killed my boat this is for pouring I kill you it boat you want to go as well wait hold on hold on not yet not yet not yet I'm not ready no hide and seek come to Ted okay okay okay okay can everyone just leave me alone can everyone just go away get everyone just stop yeah kill each other there we go with the love of God I have decided that I don't want to play anymore I have decided that I'm not just gonna fall into your games okay this is an abusive relationship I'm in an abusive relationship with Minecraft they don't like it anymore wait was that the way ah freak her [ __ ] how did you guys get up here wait if I eat die here again I swear I'm ending the episode all right guys well that was fun I'm just gonna see you guys later after and kill this team there's a turtle in my boat there's a turtle II in my boat and I can't get it out there's a turtle in my book and I kick it at it oh don't you guys have other friends to hang out with so why are my textures all broken it's cuz I use a resource pack isn't it isn't it okay just stay in the boat stay in the boat whatever I'm taking this boat actually like can I get in the boat with you you take up two slots Hey wait why are you dying no no die no only live you're coming back to Ireland and you're going to fulfill my Teenage Mutant needle titles that polar palace is not gonna melt is it pourings determination never melted it never wavered it never faltered so that pattern at meld either are you dying No stay alive stay alive what are you good things happening you you'll get the good things soon bro nautilus shell youdo either you die today see this turtle skeletons turtle if you see a skeleton come towards you you run away okay bro these guys they suck the skeleton is my least favorite block in Minecraft terrible people okay how do I get you in here I don't know how I work great no no no no what just happened the boats gone Oh God why why do bad things happen to me people okay you're still like you're surviving that's what I like about you Tommy the turtle you're a fighter okay we need to we need to sort this mess out though we're having a bit of a problem here bit of a crisis stop stop it no no get nope no stop stop supposed to be about nah why would you guys want to leave Ireland it's such a good nice lovely place I have provided for you okay here we go here we go here you go as if he was just gone wouldn't an explorer mouth boom baby yeah nice okay from what I've heard these are a disaster to get to because there can be like 15,000 blocks away so we're gonna be in for quite a journey Chuck no I know what you're doing Chuck you're trying to make me feel bad for you you're trying to get into the line of danger so I'll feel something for you and you know I worked there for a second it worked for a minute I will end you God [ __ ] come here you garbage boy stink man you see the sake see the sake I didn't even throw it away this time just destroyed it against the wall which is exactly what I will do to you if you don't cooperate go on about your day what the hell is going on with you all right I need to make potatoes as well cuz we're gonna go on a long trip the mass calling of potatoes happens now yes such a good farmer you've never seen anyone farm potatoes that fast in Minecraft before it's just not possible only an Irishman knows how while potatoes are cooking I made a promise to his friend I made a promise to one of my former companions to take care of them when something bad had happened The Polar Palace is left empty there is no king there is no queen we need somebody new somebody new to take the mantle hello I'm a friend of pourings the greatest polar bear that ever lived I need anybody here no more Corner is global warming real in Minecraft if it's in Minecraft then you know what's happening there's no more polar bears they're all gone you're not a polar bear time to head out on a journey the big journey of trying to figure out where the absolute thick this is so ahead of maps work which way is north in my map that's south ok so if I face this way I have to go top left wait how many jungle manners mansions thingamajigger bobbers actually exist in Minecraft epically cuz if I just go this way this North that's North where you just go this way is this like the closest one that he shows me or is he just like haha you imprisoned me in a boat just give me a bed nothing to eat and nobody didn't sleep with so I'm just gonna give you a troll map he wouldn't do that would he this map is not moving it's it really fifteen thousand blocks away no I don't know I'm worried that I'm just going in the wrong direction and I meant read the map wrong look look ah donkeys I don't have saddle or a leash oh man donkeys would be awesome I want to bring a donkey home oh man I would call you ho D cuz you be Don Quixote that's a name I said that's a big boy joke so lonely out here in the water there's nobody to talk to hey wait where's my cardboard gun where's me myself and I what did you do [Music] silly little scams hiding on me well guys I'm glad you're here I'm glad you're here to hang out and chat with me because otherwise I would have gone crazy whoa part love enchanting look at all this lapis and look at all these emeralds naughty little dogies nice thank you epic boat another one what's in this one whoo let's find out shall we what's in this chest what will we see a bunch of [ __ ] for you and me well there's a treasure map hey hey I'm stuck twelve seconds later I've been travelling for thirty minutes see get everything out of you guys I think I'm getting close though oh my dad got bigger yeah oh we get there gamers want to die taking all of my will and being oh how did you get here I struggled yeah don't you strut your stuff to me come here even selling a pods all hope the minecraft is a pods off where's my boat over there when I put it down here Oh everything's broken man there we heard my ax go what is happening oh I accidentally press Q a second ago no there better be some real good stuff in this I I better be getting like the best loot I better be getting like a trident like a Happy Meal a kinder egg toy a kinder egg toys suck these days we get kinder egg toys he used to be like little things in them you gotta build it yourself but nowadays whenever you get a kid or egg surprise it's not even a surprise more like kids rang full of lies I'm assuming this place is gonna be pretty dang big Oh keep your eyes peepers said it no that's just a hill okay I'm going I'm doing it I'm doing it too ups I need to go a more left's Oh we're covering it yeah baby oh that's good oh it was going in the right direction all this time vindicate hey don't fall into a hole oh hi creeps whoa whoa Teddy whoa whoa that's actually way bigger than I thought it was gonna be whoa I know just gonna be like a temple thing this is like a whole freakin blood-borne level hell yeah blood bore and respect yes much like if you love blood-borne like I do only real gamers do whoa that place is huge oh how do I get into the secret mention palace okay maybe sorry sorry wait I have shears with me you did not have to die don't waste a tiny sewer child make bed sleep sleep I don't wanna do this morning save me please thank you holy holy creeper man hick and minecraft alright where is this gigantic palace today somehow lost holy God what do people not living this Wow alright I don't think there's a front door so we might just have to do a pro-gamer move oh wait nevermind take wait hold on ding ding ding hello oh well my god that actually works I actually did a pro-gamer move without even realizing I was just me man dude ding ding ding I'm gamer I'm bringing this Bell everywhere with me good God does this place have like epic treasures alright we're gonna fight for our lives in here we're gonna show them what it means all they do is grow flowers hi he's like wait how did you get here I've been alone here for 7,000 years hey you didn't even belong here skeleton you're not even a regular Oh what is this what are you making here what it lives the purpose of this answer me I need answers I Oh tiny arms tiny arms can't swing Oh dumbass ok I really need to be careful in here if I die in here I know I could just sleep here and then I'll be fine well I stepped outside wait oh I should have left the bed there shouldn't I oh god he doesn't even realize what that's stupid noises everywhere those voices in my head are in the game this is so bizarre this justice is each one full of nothing are you kidding me why do people come here why do people come here at all it's like going to the store to get groceries and then the store is actually not there at all it's not at all what it's like an anvil awesome more flowers is there anything here by God wait we just hanging out - you're down on your own way he's my right click not working to bring up my shield there we go God what was that about Oh Oh finally some good food okay you got a music disc I don't want this stuff I want stinky stinky poopy go away stinky small brains place makes me no sense to me Oh jack-o'-lantern and a bunch of ladders what is this building [Music] it is just wool isn't it what I swear if if this is actually like a terrible place to come look a gigantic bed can't even sleep in it wait secret I keep ding ding ding top of morning hello ha ha you think you can hide and sneak the Ignite and sneak from me nah not it Luton the fastest handed the West or not watch this watch this you ding ding secrets hello idiot foolish mortal wow he hit me okay it's almost night time that means I'm actually gonna sleep in here and that means I'm gonna put my bed on top of the big bed sleep see good night good night gamers oh god not one of these oh god I hate them I hate them ever so much gotta kill him first oh god oh god I'm dead I'm dead oh my god are you serious miss give me stuff get me stuff get me stuff now Oh God Almighty damn putting on the diamond armor I got it's the only way misses up all my stuff dude this is horse ploppies look at this and there's creepers wavefront gamer is very hard come here okay he's dead okay he's dead noise ah okay I have a totem oven dying that means I'm not gonna die in here right right right what do I have to have it in my hand do I just need your may inventory I don't know I'm answer I'm asking questions to people who can answer me right now it'd be a lot cooler if you did sniper tactic he doesn't even know he doesn't even know sitter boy come here I will kill everything in this mansion for pouring he died and you lied I knew that the Irish Bell would come in handy I just knew it I knew that the Irish Bell was going to be the thing that saves us from everybody in this game Oh secret rooms are we hello oh gods I didn't expect that okay you fight each other fight each other no go go fight each other not me not me idiot oh I see this is the water and this is Ireland they were planning a map of domination we're planning a map to come to my country to try and destroy my land I'm glad I got here first I'm glad that I was able to end this coup before it happened hey dude Oh what's up you don't have glasses can't see what's up with you don't you dare use your black magic against me another floor down I found the next floor it's in here this is how we get up boy be a big brave boy this is for pouring pouring giving me strengths from beyond okay get rid of this stuff sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep I'm gonna sleep sleep oh this is tough it sucks I hate it shield on two three four five six I have six I can make this [ __ ] what is happening it's not an Irish shield oh do do back into the fray back into the fight oh don't like this dough like this oh oh gosh now ow oh he hurts Oh No Smeg oh he's gonna kill me again Oh No [Music] okay I got some stuff I got some stuff this is enough I'm gonna do what gamers I'm gonna do it okay or not cuz there's now two Skelly's it's hard for a gamer yes let's get him let's get him yeah what's up look at this the black gun white-walled they were trying to copy my Guinness design they were gonna invade me they had a plan oh it's a giant cat whoa excuse me oh yeah well I can make giant animals back at my place as well that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make a giant version of all the animals I've lost because that's a face that's it the Bell dings no more for them the Bell dings only for top of morning dude this place is wild but it sucks there's nothing here why would you make this so hard to get to and have it to be so big and so far away and all of that only for it to be nothing god this place is massive whoa are these just rooms of obsidian damn okay I still hear more people that wasn't the end of them I need my bell ringing here hello okay I heard somebody though heard a little witchy witch okay well my super epic sword that I had for so long is now destroyed so what's even the point of any of this imma take a nap and I'm gonna leave this episode here is this really all that this fortress this mansion had to offer surely it jests what's the point of putting these in the game if this is all it is I mean it was kind of cool to go around and defeat everybody inside of it but I wanted like some epic treasure at the end of it even like ten emeralds or something would have been cool but I'm gonna I'm gonna stay here until the next episode so maybe you guys can well maybe I shouldn't let me know in the comments if there's anything I'm missing in this one because I am Not sure and I don't want to leave until then but I also have to leave for the next episode because I'm 15 thousand blocks away but either way I hope you guys had an epic time smash like if you did and I see you gamers in the next one [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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"text": "more poor ik" }, { "duration": 7.859, "start": 53.27, "text": "we love you in honor of pouring I have" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 57.11, "text": "created the polar play place Iceland is" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 61.129, "text": "bigger and stronger than it's ever been" }, { "duration": 8.94, "start": 63.53, "text": "shut up trash this is about pouring your" }, { "duration": 8.57, "start": 67.909, "text": "fake polar bears porrik deserved a tower" }, { "duration": 6.899, "start": 72.47, "text": "and it's my fault for not building it" }, { "duration": 5.89, "start": 76.479, "text": "that he left us too soon so it is my" }, { "duration": 6.451, "start": 79.369, "text": "mission today to go out and find pouring" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 82.369, "text": "the playful polar bear Sun we're gonna" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 85.82, "text": "go out and find their child and bring" }, { "duration": 4.261, "start": 88.759, "text": "them back to be part of Ireland but" }, { "duration": 16.89, "start": 92.21, "text": "first things first" }, { "duration": 19.019, "start": 93.02, "text": "hey guys oh yes I forgot that I have my" }, { "duration": 5.549, "start": 109.1, "text": "cartographer man over here who has been" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 112.039, "text": "doing some very nice things for me I put" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 114.649, "text": "some ice walls around him I put him in a" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 116.179, "text": "boat people said I needed a bait bed" }, { "duration": 5.341, "start": 120.829, "text": "when you have vote who needs bed in" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 123.619, "text": "Minecraft when boat in Minecraft you" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 126.17, "text": "know what I'm saying gamers so I" }, { "duration": 6.151, "start": 128.209, "text": "upgraded him a lot and now he's telling" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 131.51, "text": "me the woodland Explorer map so I need" }, { "duration": 10.909, "start": 134.36, "text": "12 emeralds and a compass do I have" }, { "duration": 12.5, "start": 139.67, "text": "those I have emeralds but I don't have a" }, { "duration": 9.31, "start": 145.269, "text": "compass do I come back hello hey a" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 152.17, "text": "compass anywhere no where are these" }, { "duration": 7.741, "start": 154.579, "text": "black this is because I missed the" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 157.73, "text": "texture packs per obably probably okay I" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 162.32, "text": "got the bed in here I might as well just" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 163.76, "text": "give him bed you know big cartographer" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 166.67, "text": "man need big sleep he do and big nappy I" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 169.82, "text": "have one iron ingot but I don't have any" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 172.07, "text": "more iron do i ah damn it all I need to" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 176.12, "text": "go out and get some iron why do I not" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 177.56, "text": "have a pickaxe Oh life face a lady feces" }, { "duration": 7.06, "start": 182.53, "text": "you know I've seen cows you know it's" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 185.09, "text": "same bit Oh what are you doing there" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 189.59, "text": "I'll end the suffering okay good night" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 192.83, "text": "mr. map man Chuck Chuck I" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 196.01, "text": "I knew it don't you dare run away from" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 198.47, "text": "me Chuck I saw what you did I saw this" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 202.61, "text": "alright I know you want your progeny to" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 204.89, "text": "live I know that you live under a" }, { "duration": 5.26, "start": 206.83, "text": "tyrannical rule but it could be a lot" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 209.72, "text": "worse Chuck I let you roam free" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 212.09, "text": "free-range chicken yeah you see that" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 215, "text": "creeper I could end you at any moment" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 219.53, "text": "slash get out of here Chuck - dude" }, { "duration": 11.18, "start": 222.23, "text": "creeper what you doing in my place" }, { "duration": 9.88, "start": 226.87, "text": "get out of here yo no no no no God okay" }, { "duration": 5.109, "start": 233.41, "text": "man horik did not die for this poor II" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 236.75, "text": "did not die to see Ireland turn into" }, { "duration": 8.671, "start": 238.519, "text": "chaos and tyranny horik died because of" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 242.05, "text": "stupid skeletons well get them I'll get" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 247.19, "text": "them one of these days I need to go find" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 249.17, "text": "iron abdomen don't go god I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 12.38, "start": 251.69, "text": "stare at you I'm a Sarah you come over" }, { "duration": 12.51, "start": 253.79, "text": "this way hello hello I see you hello oh" }, { "duration": 13.27, "start": 264.07, "text": "god did he teleport behind me" }, { "duration": 11.94, "start": 266.3, "text": "Oh biome or shinde do Nani and Ursula go" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 277.34, "text": "go go" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 278.24, "text": "I don't want to play your freakin games" }, { "duration": 10, "start": 279.8, "text": "oh hey oh there's two of them oh god oh" }, { "duration": 9.649000000000001, "start": 283.19, "text": "god my lord okay okay" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 289.8, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 17.5, "start": 296.839, "text": "the sex why do bad things happen to dumb" }, { "duration": 9.74, "start": 308.819, "text": "people well fight skeletons in the name" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 314.339, "text": "of pouring why do I have to suffer" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 318.559, "text": "wait crafts the anime sucks" }, { "duration": 9.41, "start": 321.659, "text": "this season is terrible it's all hurtin" }, { "duration": 10.319, "start": 324.96, "text": "and it's all stupid characters oh god" }, { "duration": 6.97, "start": 331.069, "text": "yeah I saw you I saw you I saw you I saw" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 335.279, "text": "you I'm doing this this this do I have a" }, { "duration": 3.451, "start": 338.039, "text": "hell mate" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 338.639, "text": "no no why would I have one of those that" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 341.49, "text": "would be helpful what else we need put" }, { "duration": 5.699, "start": 344.52, "text": "potatoes in there I'm gonna die if I" }, { "duration": 5.7010000000000005, "start": 346.289, "text": "don't have taters skeletons oh god oh" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 350.219, "text": "god I'm not gonna die two skeletons no" }, { "duration": 4.259, "start": 351.99, "text": "I'm not I'm just not I'm not I'm not I'm" }, { "duration": 18.69, "start": 354.18, "text": "not allowing these things to happen to" }, { "duration": 29.551, "start": 356.249, "text": "me come on yeah cool it boy remember" }, { "duration": 16.849, "start": 372.87, "text": "after this soon all because I wanted air" }, { "duration": 11.549, "start": 385.8, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 12.461, "start": 389.719, "text": "who's the last time gimme PO this" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 397.349, "text": "matters now old over hmm it actually did" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 402.18, "text": "hurt Oh God me alone" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 404.789, "text": "oh my god why is there so many of them" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 407.49, "text": "why is there so many of them why" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 412.09, "text": "just get my stuff just get my stuff and" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 414.77, "text": "go" }, { "duration": 6.729, "start": 415.78, "text": "skeletons huh that's not a sword you" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 418.699, "text": "want to get killed my boat this is for" }, { "duration": 8.611, "start": 422.509, "text": "pouring I kill you it boat you want to" }, { "duration": 7.051, "start": 426.229, "text": "go as well wait hold on hold on not yet" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 431.12, "text": "not yet not yet I'm not ready no hide" }, { "duration": 9.27, "start": 433.28, "text": "and seek come to Ted okay okay okay okay" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 439.61, "text": "can everyone just leave me alone can" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 442.55, "text": "everyone just go away get everyone just" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 444.47, "text": "stop yeah kill each other" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 446.66, "text": "there we go with the love of God I have" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 450.47, "text": "decided that I don't want to play" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 452.63, "text": "anymore I have decided that I'm not just" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 455, "text": "gonna fall into your games okay this is" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 456.83, "text": "an abusive relationship I'm in an" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 459.65, "text": "abusive relationship with Minecraft they" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 462.35, "text": "don't like it anymore wait was that the" }, { "duration": 7.22, "start": 464.12, "text": "way ah freak her [ __ ] how did you guys" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 467.27, "text": "get up here wait" }, { "duration": 4.69, "start": 472.57, "text": "if I eat die here again I swear I'm" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 475.22, "text": "ending the episode all right guys well" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 477.26, "text": "that was fun" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 478.19, "text": "I'm just gonna see you guys later after" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 481.94, "text": "and kill this team there's a turtle in" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 483.979, "text": "my boat" }, { "duration": 4.779, "start": 485.38, "text": "there's a turtle II in my boat and I" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 487.94, "text": "can't get it out there's a turtle in my" }, { "duration": 6.451, "start": 490.159, "text": "book and I kick it at it oh don't you" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 495.05, "text": "guys have other friends to hang out with" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 496.61, "text": "so why are my textures all broken it's" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 498.53, "text": "cuz I use a resource pack isn't it isn't" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 500.539, "text": "it okay just stay in the boat stay in" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 503.3, "text": "the boat whatever I'm taking this boat" }, { "duration": 7.499, "start": 504.59, "text": "actually like can I get in the boat with" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 507.11, "text": "you you take up two slots Hey wait why" }, { "duration": 4.711, "start": 512.089, "text": "are you dying" }, { "duration": 5.219, "start": 512.75, "text": "no no die no only live you're coming" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 516.8, "text": "back to Ireland and you're going to" }, { "duration": 3.781, "start": 517.969, "text": "fulfill my Teenage Mutant needle titles" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 519.65, "text": "that polar palace is not gonna melt is" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 521.75, "text": "it pourings determination never melted" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 523.669, "text": "it never wavered it never faltered so" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 526.64, "text": "that pattern at meld either are you" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 527.839, "text": "dying" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 529.06, "text": "No stay alive stay alive what are you" }, { "duration": 7.971, "start": 531.709, "text": "good things happening you you'll get the" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 534.74, "text": "good things soon bro nautilus shell" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 539.73, "text": "youdo either you die today see this" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 543.31, "text": "turtle skeletons" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 545.85, "text": "turtle if you see a skeleton come" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 547.78, "text": "towards you you run away okay bro" }, { "duration": 8.46, "start": 550.74, "text": "these guys they suck the skeleton is my" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 556.09, "text": "least favorite block in Minecraft" }, { "duration": 6.82, "start": 559.2, "text": "terrible people okay how do I get you in" }, { "duration": 12.51, "start": 561.79, "text": "here I don't know how I work" }, { "duration": 12.36, "start": 566.02, "text": "great no no no no what just happened" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 574.3, "text": "the boats gone Oh God" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 578.38, "text": "why why do bad things happen to me" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 581.14, "text": "people okay you're still like you're" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 583.21, "text": "surviving that's what I like about you" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 586.15, "text": "Tommy the turtle you're a fighter" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 589.69, "text": "okay we need to we need to sort this" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 592.06, "text": "mess out though we're having a bit of a" }, { "duration": 10.8, "start": 594.73, "text": "problem here" }, { "duration": 11.04, "start": 595.39, "text": "bit of a crisis stop stop it no no get" }, { "duration": 8.76, "start": 605.53, "text": "nope" }, { "duration": 10.1, "start": 606.43, "text": "no stop stop supposed to be about nah" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 614.29, "text": "why would you guys want to leave Ireland" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 616.53, "text": "it's such a good nice lovely place I" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 619.48, "text": "have provided for you okay here we go" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 621.73, "text": "here we go here you go as if he was just" }, { "duration": 9.47, "start": 624.1, "text": "gone wouldn't an explorer mouth boom" }, { "duration": 8.79, "start": 627.88, "text": "baby yeah nice okay from what I've heard" }, { "duration": 6.519, "start": 633.57, "text": "these are a disaster to get to because" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 636.67, "text": "there can be like 15,000 blocks away so" }, { "duration": 7.461, "start": 640.089, "text": "we're gonna be in for quite a journey" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 642.13, "text": "Chuck no I know what you're doing Chuck" }, { "duration": 3.25, "start": 647.55, "text": "you're trying to make me feel bad for" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 649.72, "text": "you you're trying to get into the line" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 650.8, "text": "of danger so I'll feel something for you" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 653.19, "text": "and you know I worked there for a second" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 656.29, "text": "it worked for a minute I will end you" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 658.98, "text": "God" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 660.28, "text": "[ __ ] come here you garbage boy stink man" }, { "duration": 6.579, "start": 663.7, "text": "you see the sake see the sake I didn't" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 668.14, "text": "even throw it away this time" }, { "duration": 4.381, "start": 670.279, "text": "just destroyed it against the wall which" }, { "duration": 6.589, "start": 672.62, "text": "is exactly what I will do to you if you" }, { "duration": 8.609, "start": 674.66, "text": "don't cooperate go on about your day" }, { "duration": 5.29, "start": 679.209, "text": "what the hell is going on with you all" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 683.269, "text": "right I need to make potatoes as well" }, { "duration": 7.731, "start": 684.499, "text": "cuz we're gonna go on a long trip the" }, { "duration": 6.181, "start": 688.249, "text": "mass calling of potatoes happens now yes" }, { "duration": 3.969, "start": 692.23, "text": "such a good farmer you've never seen" }, { "duration": 4.009, "start": 694.43, "text": "anyone farm potatoes that fast in" }, { "duration": 4.771, "start": 696.199, "text": "Minecraft before it's just not possible" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 698.439, "text": "only an Irishman knows how while" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 700.97, "text": "potatoes are cooking I made a promise to" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 704.6, "text": "his friend I made a promise to one of my" }, { "duration": 4.649, "start": 707.93, "text": "former companions to take care of them" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 711.199, "text": "when something bad had happened" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 712.579, "text": "The Polar Palace is left empty there is" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 715.79, "text": "no king" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 716.54, "text": "there is no queen we need somebody new" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 718.97, "text": "somebody new to take the mantle hello" }, { "duration": 9.43, "start": 722.379, "text": "I'm a friend of pourings the greatest" }, { "duration": 10.56, "start": 727.61, "text": "polar bear that ever lived I need" }, { "duration": 8.941, "start": 731.809, "text": "anybody here no more Corner is global" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 738.17, "text": "warming real in Minecraft if it's in" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 740.75, "text": "Minecraft then you know what's happening" }, { "duration": 7.769, "start": 742.25, "text": "there's no more polar bears they're all" }, { "duration": 7.409, "start": 746.36, "text": "gone you're not a polar bear time to" }, { "duration": 5.851, "start": 750.019, "text": "head out on a journey the big journey of" }, { "duration": 9.86, "start": 753.769, "text": "trying to figure out where the absolute" }, { "duration": 10.409, "start": 755.87, "text": "thick this is so ahead of maps work" }, { "duration": 4.45, "start": 763.629, "text": "which way is north in my map that's" }, { "duration": 2.6310000000000002, "start": 766.279, "text": "south ok so if I face this way I have to" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 768.079, "text": "go" }, { "duration": 7.929, "start": 768.91, "text": "top left wait how many jungle manners" }, { "duration": 7.221, "start": 773.779, "text": "mansions thingamajigger bobbers actually" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 776.839, "text": "exist in Minecraft epically" }, { "duration": 5.59, "start": 781.8, "text": "cuz if I just go this way this North" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 784.75, "text": "that's North where you just go this way" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 787.39, "text": "is this like the closest one that he" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 790.12, "text": "shows me or is he just like haha you" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 792.03, "text": "imprisoned me in a boat just give me a" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 794.17, "text": "bed nothing to eat and nobody didn't" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 795.97, "text": "sleep with so I'm just gonna give you a" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 798.22, "text": "troll map he wouldn't do that would he" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 800.68, "text": "this map is not moving it's it really" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 803.74, "text": "fifteen thousand blocks away no I don't" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 807.97, "text": "know I'm worried that I'm just going in" }, { "duration": 10.71, "start": 809.44, "text": "the wrong direction and I meant read the" }, { "duration": 13.86, "start": 810.94, "text": "map wrong look look ah donkeys I don't" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 820.15, "text": "have saddle or a leash oh man donkeys" }, { "duration": 11.33, "start": 824.8, "text": "would be awesome I want to bring a" }, { "duration": 10.58, "start": 828.79, "text": "donkey home oh man I would call you ho D" }, { "duration": 5.89, "start": 836.13, "text": "cuz you be Don Quixote" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 839.37, "text": "that's a name I said that's a big boy" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 842.02, "text": "joke so lonely out here in the water" }, { "duration": 5.77, "start": 845.37, "text": "there's nobody to talk to" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 847.81, "text": "hey wait where's my cardboard gun" }, { "duration": 8.889, "start": 851.14, "text": "where's me myself and I what did you do" }, { "duration": 3.189, "start": 856.84, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.05, "start": 872.07, "text": "silly little scams hiding on me well" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 875.14, "text": "guys I'm glad you're here I'm glad" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 877.12, "text": "you're here to hang out and chat with me" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 878.83, "text": "because otherwise I would have gone" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 881.08, "text": "crazy" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 881.68, "text": "whoa part love enchanting look at all" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 887.02, "text": "this lapis and look at all these" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 888.37, "text": "emeralds naughty little dogies nice" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 893.22, "text": "thank you" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 894.49, "text": "epic boat another one" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 897.96, "text": "what's in this one whoo let's find out" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 900.33, "text": "shall we" }, { "duration": 7.83, "start": 900.93, "text": "what's in this chest what will we see a" }, { "duration": 6.73, "start": 904.76, "text": "bunch of [ __ ] for you and me well" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 908.76, "text": "there's a treasure map hey hey I'm stuck" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 911.49, "text": "twelve seconds later I've been" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 913.56, "text": "travelling for thirty minutes see get" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 919.56, "text": "everything out of you guys I think I'm" }, { "duration": 13.259, "start": 921.33, "text": "getting close though oh my dad got" }, { "duration": 17.13, "start": 923.61, "text": "bigger yeah oh we get there gamers want" }, { "duration": 15.321, "start": 934.589, "text": "to die taking all of my will and being" }, { "duration": 11.7, "start": 940.74, "text": "oh how did you get here I struggled yeah" }, { "duration": 8.29, "start": 949.91, "text": "don't you strut your stuff to me come" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 952.44, "text": "here even selling a pods all hope the" }, { "duration": 3.829, "start": 958.2, "text": "minecraft is a pods off where's my boat" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 960.33, "text": "over there when I put it down here Oh" }, { "duration": 7.741, "start": 962.029, "text": "everything's broken man there we heard" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 967.14, "text": "my ax go" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 971.87, "text": "what is happening oh I accidentally" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 974.18, "text": "press Q a second ago" }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 975.26, "text": "no there better be some real good stuff" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 979.82, "text": "in this I I better be getting like the" }, { "duration": 10.29, "start": 984.32, "text": "best loot I better be getting like a" }, { "duration": 14.13, "start": 985.94, "text": "trident like a Happy Meal a kinder egg" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 994.61, "text": "toy a kinder egg toys suck these days we" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1000.07, "text": "get kinder egg toys he used to be like" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1002.47, "text": "little things in them you gotta build it" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1004.33, "text": "yourself but nowadays whenever you get a" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 1007.03, "text": "kid or egg surprise it's not even a" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1009.01, "text": "surprise" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1009.73, "text": "more like kids rang full of lies I'm" }, { "duration": 10.8, "start": 1012.55, "text": "assuming this place is gonna be pretty" }, { "duration": 16.62, "start": 1014.02, "text": "dang big Oh keep your eyes peepers said" }, { "duration": 11.94, "start": 1023.35, "text": "it no that's just a hill okay I'm going" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 1030.64, "text": "I'm doing it I'm doing it too ups I need" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 1035.29, "text": "to go a more left's Oh we're covering it" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 1037.57, "text": "yeah baby oh that's good oh it was going" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1041.44, "text": "in the right direction all this time" }, { "duration": 11.13, "start": 1044.43, "text": "vindicate hey don't fall into a hole" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 1047.53, "text": "oh hi creeps whoa whoa Teddy whoa whoa" }, { "duration": 8.29, "start": 1055.56, "text": "that's actually way bigger than I" }, { "duration": 8.55, "start": 1057.97, "text": "thought it was gonna be whoa I know just" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1063.85, "text": "gonna be like a temple thing this is" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1066.52, "text": "like a whole freakin blood-borne level" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1068.05, "text": "hell yeah blood bore and respect yes" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 1070.21, "text": "much like if you love blood-borne like I" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1071.98, "text": "do only real gamers do whoa that place" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 1077.32, "text": "is huge" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 1077.95, "text": "oh how do I get into the secret mention" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1083.77, "text": "palace okay" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 1085.69, "text": "maybe sorry sorry wait I have shears" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1091.66, "text": "with me you did not have to die don't" }, { "duration": 7.3, "start": 1093.61, "text": "waste a tiny sewer child make bed" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 1097.26, "text": "sleep sleep I don't wanna do this" }, { "duration": 9.759, "start": 1100.91, "text": "morning save me please" }, { "duration": 9.64, "start": 1103.76, "text": "thank you holy holy creeper man hick and" }, { "duration": 6.231, "start": 1110.669, "text": "minecraft alright where is this gigantic" }, { "duration": 8.88, "start": 1113.4, "text": "palace today somehow lost holy God" }, { "duration": 6.94, "start": 1116.9, "text": "what do people not living this Wow" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1122.28, "text": "alright I don't think there's a front" }, { "duration": 11.219, "start": 1123.84, "text": "door so we might just have to do a" }, { "duration": 19.64, "start": 1126.51, "text": "pro-gamer move oh wait nevermind take" }, { "duration": 13.321, "start": 1135.059, "text": "wait hold on ding ding ding hello oh" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 1146.15, "text": "well my god that actually works" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 1148.38, "text": "I actually did a pro-gamer move without" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1151.14, "text": "even realizing I was just me man dude" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1154.76, "text": "ding ding ding I'm gamer I'm bringing" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 1158.25, "text": "this Bell everywhere with me" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 1159.48, "text": "good God does this place have like epic" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1164.4, "text": "treasures alright we're gonna fight for" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1166.23, "text": "our lives in here we're gonna show them" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 1170.1, "text": "what it means all they do is grow" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1171.78, "text": "flowers hi" }, { "duration": 11.95, "start": 1173.57, "text": "he's like wait how did you get here I've" }, { "duration": 9.57, "start": 1178.5, "text": "been alone here for 7,000 years hey you" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1185.52, "text": "didn't even belong here skeleton you're" }, { "duration": 4.229, "start": 1188.07, "text": "not even a regular Oh what is this what" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1190.65, "text": "are you making here what it lives the" }, { "duration": 10.88, "start": 1192.299, "text": "purpose of this answer me I need answers" }, { "duration": 10.86, "start": 1195.78, "text": "I Oh tiny arms tiny arms can't swing Oh" }, { "duration": 9.431, "start": 1203.179, "text": "dumbass ok I really need to be careful" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1206.64, "text": "in here if I die in here I know I could" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1212.61, "text": "just sleep here and then I'll be fine" }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 1214.53, "text": "well I stepped outside wait oh I should" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 1216.78, "text": "have left the bed there shouldn't I oh" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1219.26, "text": "god" }, { "duration": 11.92, "start": 1223.51, "text": "he doesn't even realize what that's" }, { "duration": 10.68, "start": 1226.85, "text": "stupid noises everywhere those voices in" }, { "duration": 8.9, "start": 1235.43, "text": "my head are in the game this is so" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 1237.53, "text": "bizarre this justice is each one full of" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 1244.78, "text": "nothing are you kidding me" }, { "duration": 4.75, "start": 1254.47, "text": "why do people come here why do people" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 1258.14, "text": "come here at all it's like going to the" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1259.22, "text": "store to get groceries and then the" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 1260.63, "text": "store is actually not there at all it's" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 1263.36, "text": "not at all what it's like an anvil" }, { "duration": 12.28, "start": 1266.17, "text": "awesome more flowers is there anything" }, { "duration": 9.929, "start": 1269.63, "text": "here by God wait we just hanging out -" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 1278.45, "text": "you're down on your own way he's my" }, { "duration": 6.301, "start": 1279.559, "text": "right click not working to bring up my" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 1281.24, "text": "shield there we go God what was that" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 1285.86, "text": "about" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 1286.19, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1289.37, "text": "Oh finally some good food okay you got a" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1296.66, "text": "music disc" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 1297.26, "text": "I don't want this stuff I want stinky" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 1299.38, "text": "stinky poopy go away" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 1302.11, "text": "stinky small brains place makes me no" }, { "duration": 8.441, "start": 1305.059, "text": "sense to me Oh jack-o'-lantern and a" }, { "duration": 7.799, "start": 1308.99, "text": "bunch of ladders what is this building" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 1313.5, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.73, "start": 1318.11, "text": "it is just wool isn't it what I swear if" }, { "duration": 8.91, "start": 1323.48, "text": "if this is actually like a terrible" }, { "duration": 7.339, "start": 1326.84, "text": "place to come look a gigantic bed can't" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 1332.39, "text": "even sleep in it" }, { "duration": 10.271, "start": 1334.179, "text": "wait secret I keep ding ding ding top of" }, { "duration": 8.309, "start": 1340.25, "text": "morning hello ha ha you think you can" }, { "duration": 10.92, "start": 1344.45, "text": "hide and sneak the Ignite and sneak from" }, { "duration": 11.61, "start": 1348.559, "text": "me nah not it Luton the fastest handed" }, { "duration": 14.929, "start": 1355.37, "text": "the West or not watch this watch this" }, { "duration": 14.01, "start": 1360.169, "text": "you ding ding secrets hello idiot" }, { "duration": 5.26, "start": 1370.299, "text": "foolish mortal wow he hit me okay it's" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1374.179, "text": "almost night time that means I'm" }, { "duration": 9.181, "start": 1375.559, "text": "actually gonna sleep in here and that" }, { "duration": 11.01, "start": 1377.149, "text": "means I'm gonna put my bed on top of the" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1384.74, "text": "big bed sleep see good night good night" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 1388.159, "text": "gamers oh god not one of these oh god I" }, { "duration": 8.039, "start": 1390.62, "text": "hate them I hate them" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 1392.36, "text": "ever so much gotta kill him first oh god" }, { "duration": 6.181, "start": 1398.659, "text": "oh god I'm dead I'm dead" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 1399.86, "text": "oh my god are you serious miss give me" }, { "duration": 6.1, "start": 1404.84, "text": "stuff get me stuff" }, { "duration": 6.95, "start": 1406.5, "text": "get me stuff now Oh God Almighty" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1410.94, "text": "damn putting on the diamond armor I got" }, { "duration": 5.469, "start": 1413.45, "text": "it's the only way misses up all my stuff" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 1418.2, "text": "dude" }, { "duration": 11.101, "start": 1418.919, "text": "this is horse ploppies look at this" }, { "duration": 11.169, "start": 1423.26, "text": "and there's creepers wavefront gamer is" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 1430.02, "text": "very hard come here okay he's dead" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1434.429, "text": "okay he's dead noise ah okay I have a" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 1437.88, "text": "totem oven dying that means I'm not" }, { "duration": 5.791, "start": 1439.289, "text": "gonna die in here right right right what" }, { "duration": 2.489, "start": 1443.82, "text": "do I have to have it in my hand" }, { "duration": 2.459, "start": 1445.08, "text": "do I just need your may inventory I" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 1446.309, "text": "don't know I'm answer I'm asking" }, { "duration": 2.821, "start": 1447.539, "text": "questions to people who can answer me" }, { "duration": 8.24, "start": 1448.679, "text": "right now it'd be a lot cooler if you" }, { "duration": 12.449, "start": 1450.36, "text": "did sniper tactic he doesn't even know" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 1456.919, "text": "he doesn't even know sitter boy come" }, { "duration": 3.411, "start": 1462.809, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 9.449, "start": 1462.96, "text": "I will kill everything in this mansion" }, { "duration": 9.189, "start": 1466.22, "text": "for pouring he died and you lied I knew" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1472.409, "text": "that the Irish Bell would come in handy" }, { "duration": 4.741, "start": 1475.409, "text": "I just knew it I knew that the Irish" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 1479.039, "text": "Bell was going to be the thing that" }, { "duration": 9.139, "start": 1480.15, "text": "saves us from everybody in this game Oh" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1482.299, "text": "secret rooms are we hello" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1489.69, "text": "oh gods I didn't expect that okay you" }, { "duration": 6.74, "start": 1493.14, "text": "fight each other fight each other no go" }, { "duration": 9.15, "start": 1494.88, "text": "go fight each other not me not me" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 1499.88, "text": "idiot oh I see this is the water and" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1504.03, "text": "this is Ireland they were planning a map" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1505.8, "text": "of domination" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1506.64, "text": "we're planning a map to come to my" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1508.44, "text": "country to try and destroy my land I'm" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1511.2, "text": "glad I got here first" }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 1512.46, "text": "I'm glad that I was able to end this" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 1514.77, "text": "coup before it happened" }, { "duration": 12.12, "start": 1517.19, "text": "hey dude Oh what's up you don't have" }, { "duration": 10.05, "start": 1522.12, "text": "glasses can't see what's up with you" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 1529.31, "text": "don't you dare use your black magic" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1532.17, "text": "against me another floor down I found" }, { "duration": 12.21, "start": 1535.83, "text": "the next floor it's in here this is how" }, { "duration": 14.07, "start": 1537.66, "text": "we get up boy be a big brave boy this is" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 1548.04, "text": "for pouring pouring giving me strengths" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 1551.73, "text": "from beyond okay get rid of this stuff" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 1555.27, "text": "sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 8.91, "start": 1558.39, "text": "sleep sleep oh this is tough it sucks I" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 1563.7, "text": "hate it shield on two three four five" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 1567.3, "text": "six I have six I can make this [ __ ] what" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 1571.02, "text": "is happening it's not an Irish shield oh" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 1574.7, "text": "do do back into the fray back into the" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1578.07, "text": "fight oh don't like this dough like this" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 1580.26, "text": "oh oh gosh now ow" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1584.07, "text": "oh he hurts Oh No Smeg oh he's gonna" }, { "duration": 1.79, "start": 1587.91, "text": "kill me again" }, { "duration": 3.339, "start": 1588.42, "text": "Oh No" }, { "duration": 5.309, "start": 1589.7, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 1591.759, "text": "okay I got some stuff I got some stuff" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1595.009, "text": "this is enough I'm gonna do what gamers" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 1596.599, "text": "I'm gonna do it okay or not cuz there's" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1599.479, "text": "now two Skelly's it's hard for a gamer" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1604.159, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 14.51, "start": 1604.999, "text": "let's get him let's get him yeah what's" }, { "duration": 13.53, "start": 1608.119, "text": "up look at this" }, { "duration": 6.191, "start": 1619.509, "text": "the black gun white-walled they were" }, { "duration": 7.73, "start": 1621.649, "text": "trying to copy my Guinness design they" }, { "duration": 8.209, "start": 1625.7, "text": "were gonna invade me they had a plan oh" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1629.379, "text": "it's a giant cat whoa" }, { "duration": 6.91, "start": 1634.749, "text": "excuse me oh yeah well I can make giant" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 1639.739, "text": "animals back at my place as well that's" }, { "duration": 5.541, "start": 1641.659, "text": "what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make a giant" }, { "duration": 11.5, "start": 1645.159, "text": "version of all the animals I've lost" }, { "duration": 11.289, "start": 1647.2, "text": "because that's a face that's it the Bell" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 1656.659, "text": "dings no more for them the Bell dings" }, { "duration": 6.721, "start": 1658.489, "text": "only for top of morning dude this place" }, { "duration": 8.969, "start": 1661.7, "text": "is wild but it sucks" }, { "duration": 10.829, "start": 1665.21, "text": "there's nothing here why would you make" }, { "duration": 9.98, "start": 1670.669, "text": "this so hard to get to and have it to be" }, { "duration": 8.01, "start": 1676.039, "text": "so big and so far away and all of that" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1680.649, "text": "only for it to be nothing god this place" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 1684.049, "text": "is massive whoa" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1690.759, "text": "are these just rooms of obsidian" }, { "duration": 4.39, "start": 1697.75, "text": "damn okay I still hear more people that" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 1701.33, "text": "wasn't the end of them" }, { "duration": 9.93, "start": 1702.14, "text": "I need my bell ringing here hello okay I" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1708.5, "text": "heard somebody though heard a little" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1712.07, "text": "witchy witch okay well my super epic" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1714.56, "text": "sword that I had for so long is now" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1717.56, "text": "destroyed" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1718.43, "text": "so what's even the point of any of this" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1721.34, "text": "imma take a nap and I'm gonna leave this" }, { "duration": 7.49, "start": 1723.95, "text": "episode here is this really all that" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 1726.74, "text": "this fortress this mansion had to offer" }, { "duration": 3.49, "start": 1731.44, "text": "surely it jests what's the point of" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 1733.79, "text": "putting these in the game if this is all" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1734.93, "text": "it is I mean it was kind of cool to go" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1736.31, "text": "around and defeat everybody inside of it" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1738.83, "text": "but I wanted like some epic treasure at" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1740.66, "text": "the end of it even like ten emeralds or" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1743.09, "text": "something would have been cool but I'm" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1744.62, "text": "gonna I'm gonna stay here until the next" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1746.36, "text": "episode so maybe you guys can well maybe" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1749.39, "text": "I shouldn't let me know in the comments" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 1751.4, "text": "if there's anything I'm missing in this" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1752.45, "text": "one because I am Not sure and I don't" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1753.95, "text": "want to leave until then but I also have" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 1756.14, "text": "to leave for the next episode because" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1757.25, "text": "I'm 15 thousand blocks away but either" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1761.45, "text": "way I hope you guys had an epic time" }, { "duration": 6.37, "start": 1763.34, "text": "smash like if you did and I see you" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1766.82, "text": "gamers in the next one" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1769.71, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.85, "start": 1770.78, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 1771.95, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.229, "start": 1777.63, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 1778.82, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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JacksepticEye

How I Make Thumbnails For Youtube Videos

I've thought about doing a video like this for a long time, so here's how I use photoshop to make thumbnails ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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all right so I'm gonna make a video going over how I make thumbnails for YouTube I've I've thought about doing this type of video for years and years and years but I'm not a Photoshop expert I I still don't know what I'm doing in Photoshop a lot of the techniques and a lot of the ways I do thumbnails it's kind of just stuff cobbled together over the years and thrown together knowledge that I have accumulated for how I do it and I know there's going to be a million different ways of doing everything that I do there's probably a thousand different ways within that that make it easier to do so how I for these six videos I've always found them very beneficial for me anytime anybody that I look up to or anybody I watch shows how they do their thumbnails I'm always really interested in that to see if I can glean any knowledge out of it so let's use this is like a symbiotic kind of thing I'll I'll show what I do maybe a lot of you will learn something in that on how to make a thumbnail a bit better or certain techniques whatever but also maybe you'll be able to teach me some ways to do things faster now I do have a video that I'm getting ready to upload like right now which is the end of portal and the first portal thumbnail I did was okay I thought it could be better I just didn't spend that much time on it so I want to do a nice one for this um I don't really know what I'm gonna do yet except used portals so we'll see what happens first things first let's open Photoshop shall we 1920 1080 P thumbnail 300 dpi I don't really know if there's any reason for that other than that's what I've always used and that's what I'm always gonna use so first things first I need a picture of the background of portal the way I normally make thumbnails is that I take some sort of element in the background and make that sort of the centerpiece for what we're doing it doesn't really have to be anything crazy like here we just have GLaDOS in the background I don't really like that this one's a bit better I mean it doesn't really matter the only reason that I put in anything I like having splashes of color in it so there's nice oranges and blues and this which is what portal is all about and then I just go to blur Gaussian blur and then normally I do a background of eight or a radius of eight for that just to kind of see how it looks and then I do or if it's too much sometimes I do for and have that but again this is just flavor for the background then and I just mess with like the contrasts and the the brightness is just to make things pop a little more you can go in and there's a nice handy tool in Photoshop or you can click Auto tone and sometimes that fixes things a little bit like you can see the original is kind of washed out in the edges but then if you use Auto tone it it changes the contrast of it sometimes it'll change complete colors and sometimes it's correct and make it look a little better so one of the first things I always do is hit Auto tone on a picture just to see what it looks like sometimes it'll make it a lot better sometimes it'll make it look hideous sometimes auto color helps as well so just play with these three Auto tone Auto contrast and auto color because sometimes that will save you a lot of work sometimes it just you just put that in and suddenly it's like Oh everything's fixed everything's sorted I like that then wheel up the vibrancy and the saturation just let the color the colors pop a little more again YouTube loves color thumbnails they just are visually appealing but again that's just a background it doesn't matter so the idea I kind of want for this thumbnail is I mean sometimes you go in with an idea sometimes you don't I I'm always weird making videos like this cuz I don't want it to seem like I know best I know exactly what I'm doing I really [ __ ] don't I'm flying off to see to my arse most times and hoping that it works out and I'd like to think that my thumbnails are decent sometimes better than most most of the thumbnails I make because I put more time into them other times not really because I just do it really quick but let's get a nice glados PNG you have to save a PNG because otherwise it won't retain its transparency and stick her in because this is the end of the episode and the end of its the boss fight between me and her so what I want basically is her on one side of the screen me on the other side of the screen you'll always get really great composition that way where it just it looks nice because it's something and something and your eyes are always drawn to those two things if you look around YouTube there's so many thumbnails done that way your or it's me like in the middle with something in the background like text like I've done for the like doom thumbnails reset or the Resident Evil thumbnails those are really basic it's just the background the character cut out and then the text in the background and I've always done those for different types of games like until dawn or undertale if you go back and look at those thumbnails those it's just really basic stuff and the next thing I want to get are the portals so I'm gonna put these in I'm retaining the transparency of these as well I'm just sticking those in the background again the last thumbnail I made was basically this as well I just like how it looks it's the orange and the blue are such contrasts or complements or whatever you want to call them that I really like them anyway well I wanted to see what it would look like if GLaDOS was like coming out of this portal so we're gonna try and get that effect going but we have to make sure that she's the right size and then we need something else for the background now this looks bonkers can I save this with this so I'm selecting this and I'm going up to edit content aware scale and then hold shift and drag that up now sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't sometimes it looks great and then sometimes it looks awful and sometimes you can kind of get away with it see there it looks okay but not doesn't really match up but these are the types of things that you can kind of pick and choose and pry and figure them out this is the Spot Healing Brush the one I was just using I'm so bad at explaining what I'm actually doing again these things are they're like the tiny details that really you won't see they're the details that later on I looked back and gone like man I could have done that better but for the sake of time and efficiency I could be here all day making thumbnails otherwise so I want to get rid of the black in this so you can go and there's a numerous ways you can do this you can get the wand and just select the black and that would work or you can go like select color range and then click on the black and it will select that it selects all the other stuff and all the other layers but that doesn't really matter it'll only affect the layer that you have selected for the sake of this I'll just go to the magic wand and then select the black and then I want to take that out so what I'll do is select a mask let's put this on a white background so we can see what we're doing a bit better so the black is only selected if you press R you can go through the refine edge and just go over the edges normally use this for like hair because if your hair is against a white background ideally you can use this and it will actually select all the little strands of hair and that's how you can actually get the hair to pop out and you won't have to like just cut a hard line around everything and then just and us do we need to smooth it not really you can mess with like smoothing and feathering and everything we might have to do that again later but then to just do that it's it'll keep some of the fuzziness of this which is what I really want because you don't want to seem like you just hired cut all of that out and now you have this nice kind of fuzziness of the inside of the portal which I like I like a lot and now to make it look even better to make it stand out even more I'm just gonna get a random other portal image and stick that in the background any image it really doesn't matter the only thing I want to get across is that it's like a different area a different location because that's what portal is all about is about moving one thing through another thing and then some of the portal you can see windows in two different areas so it just looks nice to have it that way and it makes it stand out in the background more I'm gonna I'm gonna roughly do this and then just duplicate out that and delete that one so now you just have that on its own in a window which I think looks really nice again it's just it's the tiny little subtleties in it where like you see this is all blurry basically and this is not so for me then that means that oh this is more in focus this is clearer this is all the stuff that doesn't really matter this is just adding color to the background basically so this sort of gives the window effect now as I'm doing this I'm debating whether or not I should actually pump myself into the thumbnail Oh at all I got myself into the thumbnail because when you look at it then it's immediately like oh it's a jacksepticeye video because that's his face I see it so if you like my videos then you might click on it more if you don't like my videos that you like okay I can that one whichever you prefer but now as I'm doing it I'm starting to wonder if that will even be good but I do need I do want to put in the orange portal to kind of offset things but now we're just gonna cut GLaDOS out to make it seem like she's actually coming through the portal I'm just gonna really soft edge on the eraser just the the least amount of heart is 0% hardness on it to just kind of go around this there's there's probably better ways of doing it but um again just to sort of keep that fuzziness to it and now it looks like she's actually kind of coming out of it and her bleeding out over the edge of this makes it seem like there's more depth to it which is what I want I could blur this background in here a bit and blur it less than what was here so it still it still pops off this one but she pops off of that a little more so you're the whole point of these thumbnails is to add layers to it so that there's stuff in the foreground mid background whatever again I don't study this stuff I don't really know what I'm talking about so I'm just gonna go with what I think looks good because you remember why there's so many people that I follow that I wish they would go through their processes on things a bit more again I'm just messing with all of this stuff to make it look a little better just to make it pop a little more but there's so many people who are like oh I wish somebody who's really good at FPS games I really wish as they were playing they would just say out loud in a video what they were doing just once so I could learn the tactics of how they're getting through that level of being like oh that's why you did that sort of thing so I always thought that maybe some people might want to watch me make some thumbnails just in case you like how I make them and that there's some sort of information that I can kind of give over see now I'm debating whether I keep it like that or I just zoom it way the F in so we can get now she stands out way more against the background because this is more bland and generic whereas this is very messy I don't know we'll see that's just the first half of a ton now we have to stick me in normally I have the camera I have my camera on a cam link going straight to my computer and use that to just have the video up and then I'll just take a screenshot of the video as it's playing cuz I can't reach over and take a picture and then go back and time it I used to do that and then I realize that that was stupid but I want a high clarity shot and this background is really nice and it's blurred already so it's easy to crop me out of it but now I'm recording with the camera so I don't know how to get the stuff that I actually want out of it see we can do this so now I'm recording it but this is how I normally do it and then the elgato capture actually just has a screenshot button down here so normally I'll just be like and then I'll take a screenshot so what do I want to be doing in this I want to be going up against GLaDOS so what kind of pose do I want it's always the generic thing where it's like youtuber face like it's literally all it is I use have a whole folder on my computer of me just with my faces and then all the faces got outdated because a lot of them just have green hair and then a lot of them had the ponytail and then I was like well I don't look like that anymore I'm self-conscious because people are actually looking at this I don't know what to do now that's a good face right science time steely determination I cuz I I would get an actual shot of me from the game but a lot of times because I'm moving all over the place you can't pause it and get a clean frame because it's just too much movement there's so much blur going on and most times my expression is just not that great for a thumbnail your thumbnails should usually be like a clean expression that conveys things like properly and this is how basically every youtuber doesn't put in the orange one now this this wasn't transparent so I have to do the same thing again or I select the outside of it first and then I will have to go along the edge I'll do it in black now this time for the extra contrast this is gonna look a little Plus stinky but it just gives that sort of fuzzy look to the outside of it oh that's nice no I got to select the inverse and then paste it over there we go and now these are all the little tiny things that I'm sure there's a reason for these compositionally and how people do stuff for whatever but because this one is slanting that way it's going to open to the right I want to take this one then and do the opposite of that or they I guess yeah it kind of goes the same way or go with it against it so we kind of have the two Portland's going out like that just to kind of fill the frame more and when I started off doing YouTube I was so terrified of putting too much in the frame if you go back and watch my or look at my really early thumbnails you'll see me in the bottom corner like this size I'm tiny because I was so paranoid about putting too much of myself in the thumbnail that people would get annoyed by it and now it's like no it compositionally it just looks wrong because there was a whole bunch of dead space up here and that's mainly how I do my thumbnails is that I'm trying to avoid as much dead space as possible let's rotate these guys out a bit more I just selected all of them by clicking shift and then making her bigger cuz that's another thing I learned is that I would normally keep everything in frame like if I'm doing an expression I would try and keep as much of me and frame because I thought oh well I they need to see the thing that I'm doing and people need to see the full portal but people are smart brains are smart you can make up the rest of the image just by looking at it because your brain fills in all of the blanks basically I really like how this is looking so far I don't even think GLaDOS looks like this in Portland one I think this is her from Portal two when she gets rebuilt portal one she's a lot more round in the head and she's a lot more snake like this one they actually he ever more of a face that's extended out of the body but this looks much much better and I really like how this looks so far the portals are different sizes though I can merge these I took out the background for a second because I I still don't really like it it's it's too busy I almost just want a flat background and it's easier to figure out what I'm doing if I see it like this alright let's see how this face actually goes in so now I'm using the quick select tool the it's in the one with the magic wand I don't care eyeball God right know how already I'm trying to show the people the other tools inside this so it's the magic wand but there's a quick selection tool in there as well and you just hold shift and press W and you can flick between all of them I want to I want to take me off the background basically so how do you do that this is one of the first techniques that I learned doing Photoshop because it was the one that I needed the most is how to get me into the picture because a lot of my old son nails was just face on body I would just take my face and put it on something else so I just take this and scrub across it usually and then it it detects the pixels and stays within that you can take it out with a pen or you can take it out with a lasso or whatever you want to do those are a lot slower this usually put the time in half for me or even way more than that and then you can hold alt to do the - to take out the stuff that it didn't detect and you can kind of keep going over it and over it to detect stuff a bit better and then you can start refining but newer Photoshop has this new thing we can get it select and then hit subject and most times it does it for you that's a new thing that I only found out about in the last probably the end of last year where it detects the pixels anyway what's light and what's dark and what doesn't really conforming all of this is easy because it's a it's a white background on a dark set of hair this stuff usually gets a little Messier because it doesn't really know it can't really detect different shades that well but it's getting better and better then go up to select and mask you can do that by hidden W again to go back to one of these tools that allows you now you can see how hard the edge is so for a lot of this like the hair hair is fuzzy so I'll do the same thing again right hit R and I'll just go around the edge of my hair steady hands it should be a surgeon so then it just keeps the fuzziness of the hair and it stops it looking like a hard-line nothing wrong with a hard-line because a lot of times it just looks fine anyway but I don't really like it personally and it's sometimes I try and do the beard just to get the hairs out but yeah that bad just to give that that to make it look like hair and then you can like smooth it out if you want I used to use smart radius to do it but smart radius has kind of been stinky in the last while sometimes it doesn't really work if you have something on a green screen like it's just me on a green screen it you can hit decontaminate colors which will detect the color of the background to you and any of the haloing of the color that comes around it'll get rid of actually work pretty well for this yeah but sometimes you can see that this edge looks a little weird like the pixels just don't look right and it adds this weird effect if it if there's no colors to really decontaminate so I just don't use it for this and just smooth it out up the contrast and shift the edge so any color bleed that comes off the background it's kind of blended out again there's probably easier better faster cleaner ways of doing that sort of stuff that's just the method that I use and then I'm gonna stick me in here and do the same sort of thing again where I just brush out all of this to kind of smooth me into it now this this isn't great this isn't the best that I can do and the best that I have to offer in that my top talents but it gives me exactly what I want which is me versus GLaDOS and that's the whole point of the episode I might add in a portal gonna look that bad actually me versus her and then again you see how washed out I am that's only how my camera looks anyway but when we edit them down Robin has like color grading and then contrasting and all that color improvements because you're shooting raw or as raw as you can which tends to leave stuff a little washed out looking because it's retaining as much information as possible in the camera so you can mess around with it later and you can change the curves and highlights and all that kind of stuff so what I normally do is just hit Auto tone that's what it did to my face now which I mean it has a style to it it's stylistic but I just it's just completely over contrast and so I don't like that you can hit Auto contrast and that looks okay not great either and sometimes these work a bit better than others now I like how the eyes look with that one and it has adds a blue I'm a huge fan of blue shadows I do them for so many different things and add blue to a lot of stuff but for this I don't really like it so I am just gonna mess with the curves I'm not the best with curves I wish I was I usually do an s-curve which is like bring down the high at the highlights a bit okay I know I'm probably preaching to the choir to a lot of people on this but if you're like me I didn't know this stuff before he started the curves are basically like this is your dark and this is your light so it goes up in a line these are how much dark is in your picture and this is how much light is in your picture so these are your shadows and these are your lights or your highlights basically so again I'm probably butchering a lot of this but you can bring down your highlights so the light side of the pictures come down with this because if you if I just go in and I use brightness then the brightness is go just going to shift the brightness of everything and then the contrast is just gonna shift that as well but what your curves allow you to do is shift up the darker areas so the darker areas would be my beard my hair all the hair on my face the eyes the plugs whatever and that kind of shift those up and then if any of those are kind of getting a little too bright then you can bring it down with this so a lot of pictures a lot of like scenery and stuff like that to make them look to make them like really pop out this is like an s-curve as they call it you can push that around and it just makes things pop a little more the dark so you don't lose the detail in the dark if you didn't see all the hairs in my beard here it would be like crushing blacks which means that you lose all the detail in your beard we're all the details and backgrounds if you're ever watching a movie and you're looking at the dark aspects in it and it's really shadowy and you can't really make out what it is that usually means that it's color graded wrong or it's lit wrong because it's the blacks are crushing everything all the detail is lost in the blacks sometimes people use that for stylistic reasons taken but make the main thing pop out even more but it's the same in whites if the if there's no detail in the white elements like if all the hairs were lost in my beards then the blacks would be crushed and you lose all the detail anyway I shouldn't be getting into this right now that's not the point in this video now with the curves changed I can up the contrast a little more to make it not look as bad and then we'll just add a little vibrancy and a little saturation to it so that like my skin just has a bit of an orange glow the lips get a little Pinker the eyes get a little bluer just so there's more color there's more pop going on and it catches your eyeballs a bit more because humans are good at recognizing faces that's another really good reason to put faces in your thumbnails it used to be really frowned upon years ago and a lot of the bigger youtubers or people who never use their face and stuff would always be like dah stupid let's players put in their face and everything number one it conveys a lot of emotion that's why a face cam is always really good because if I'm playing a game that a lot of emotion is coming around but I don't want to talk over the scene then you can see that emotion on my face it's the same here I mean this is whatever but for another game like say if it really upset you or you got shocked or scared all of that's conveyed in one picture but also humans love faces we like identifying faces if this thumbnail if you went through a list of thumbnails like put down the list and this popped up in the middle of it your eyeballs would identify what's happening so quickly and that's what a good thumbnail should be able to do is show what's going on in it very quickly this is easy portals done GLaDOS done me and GLaDOS it's a versus type of screen you've seen so many of those done it conveys a lot of information this video was supposed to go over this portal video supposed to go up 11 minutes ago so I need to wrap up my [ __ ] thing I want to see what it would look like if I put the portal gun in there let's do the same thing again select subject C will it select it properly not really this one I kind of messed up because it's just not the same sort of thing but it selected enough of it where my job gets a lot easier after that where I can select this stuff so this is what I meant by the the contrast and the shifting edge I could hit R and refine it that's what the refine edge tool does it gets rid of the the contrasting between the white and the black but I could smooth first yeah and then up the contrast a lot so that it's getting it's the contrast is basically determining between the blacks and the whites that's what contrast is more or less and then if you shift the edge down it moves the edge closer to the subject if you shift the edge up it moves it away from the subject so shifting it up brings in more of the whites shifting it down takes more of the white out and then if I do that and then just take that out I don't know why I always duplicated and then move it out that's right the idea behind this was to try and see if I could get it like it looks like it's in my hand so it's like coming through the portal with me that's not really coming across and I'm just blocking a bunch of my face and it just it looks kind of wrong some thing I hate is when you find images like this where it has the onion skin baked in that's what this is called by the way this transparent background I think it's called onion skin which is really weird but this portal gone has had a bit of a better angle but when the onion skin is baked into it it makes it so hard to like select stuff like going across because it selects all the squares pretty annoying but selecting subject worked out fantastically I'm just gonna brush some of this out or erase it out I always erase a lot of people would probably tell you to use masks masks are the same thing but it's non-destructive so as you as you scrub stuff out you can go back and scrub it back in I I don't know I'm just a dumbass and I like I like using the erase tool I've always done it and it'll it bites me in the ass a lot to do that this is part of the onion skin still so I'm just gonna brush that out as well and see these are all the tiny little details where later I'll go back and look like that doesn't look great but on on far away just doesn't really matter it looks a little goofy but I just like how I have the portal gun in there so just kind of completes the picture I don't like how this hits my face we could okay let's let's end it with another tool called puppet warp where this allows you to put down a node and you can well it's only one node but on two nodes it sticks that in position it puts two pins in it basically and then you can do this and you can move stuff around now with that like that it doesn't look great put a bunch of pins everywhere to just kind of like lock it in place but what you can do is start moving individual pieces so then you can move this down and you can move this back up to make it still the same sort of shape and then like that so now it's it's out of my face but it still looks fine it's not misshapen it's not caught it's not moved and it's not warped too much great now we need a better background picture and we're done I'm gonna go with this one it's aperture from Portal 2 it's just the aperture background but the reason I'm going with this is that it's dark it's dark and it's still in the universal it's still part of the game and the reason I want it to be dark is because it pops me and GLaDOS off the image even more man this portal gonna look so goofy I'm glad it's there but it also just looks like it's not the right size it just doesn't look like it would be in my hand what do I have a teeny tiny little hand it doesn't matter it's it's done it's whatever it looks fine I also want to add some glow around these in double-click go to outer glow I have orange selected already because I was doing the portal thumbnail last night and it just kind of adds more to it you can select you can hit this for the colors and you can go around you can pick whatever color you want but you can also click this to pick a color that's in that so it looks like that um that look okay just adds a little more to it so many people are probably at home going like no it looks so much better before yeah I'll probably look back at this and go like yeah you're right the blue looks really nice now it looks better it just adds like that sort of a spectral sci-fi glowy sort of look that a portal would have very very very final touch is to go to my face sharpen are you smart sharpen and then this amount this looks crap here like this looks nice cuz it's clean it's smooth when you put sharpened on it looks a little crappy I'll put it on the gun as well actually just so it pops out more but for a thumbnail that's far away I like adding sharpen to stuff because GLaDOS popped out a lot like this is her normally and then when you add this back some of the edges pop out a little more and again when you're scrolling through your phone or you're scrolling through a TV or a computer that tiny bit of sharpness just pops the image out even more and adds it away from the background because the backgrounds are all blurred but now this is sharpened so it looks like it sticks out more normally I don't really like sharpen because if you start sharpening stuff too much it starts looking like this which is just hideous but it does pop out all the hairs the hair the beard the eyebrows the sparkles and the eyes and everything just pop a lot more so I like it a lot but that is how I make a thumbnail normally I'm much faster at this because I don't have to explain it I'm just plowing through it and doing it however I want but I think taking your time to do a thumbnail there's a million different ways that this could be better there's a ton of different types of thumbnail I could do I could start adding in lens flares which I used to really lean on and you can start adding filters and for lens well I'll show you just a little bit about how I add in a lens fur so you'll take this lens flare because I like it a lot there's a lot of like sparkles in it and I really like blue so if I was to do this I put it over the image okay now if you've ever had an image and you're in Photoshop and you're wondering how you get this black out without taking out some of this detail just go to this and hit screen and it takes out the blackness and when it takes out the blackness then it just it's basically taking out the dark but overlaying it so if I if I removed all these and put it on a blank background it wouldn't take out the black because that's not how it works and then normally I would put in some you know I leave it in just for the sake of it cuz it adds some sort of like blue glow to this it adds to the whole like woosh enos of it I don't know it's just how my brain works but normally I would for like subnautica thumbnails I was adding in a lot of lens flares to them and a lot of dust to make it seem like I was underwater and the lights were really like refracting through the water and the dust and everything it just didn't look right and to make it seem like it was kind of like a camera looking at it sometimes it adds more sometimes it makes the image way too busy but whatever but now you see that the background doesn't really matter it's it's just there to fill space see I took the background away and now this lens flare wherever it's not on a background it doesn't take away the black when you put the background back in it does anyway that is how I make some thumbnails hopefully some of you learned something out of this again I'm no expert I don't really know a reason for a half the stuff I do I don't know compositionally what I'm doing I don't know like rule of thirds and all that kind of stuff I just know it looks nice and over years of doing it I've probably developed some sort of framing techniques and some sort of style that I'm not aware of it's just how I like things I have been putting clean stuff on blurred backgrounds for years and years and years and years I know everybody does it I'm not saying I'm the first one to do it but I was definitely some of the first in my friend group to be doing it um and I just always really liked Gaussian blur on things it was really really clean looking and it just made stuff kind of pop out a bit more I I really really liked it and it adds so much more depth to everything so you have like sharpened and then slightly blurred and then really blurred so it's like this stepped tiered system again I don't just looks nice I know I'd like what I like I know it looks nice I like colors I like not there's so little empty space in this now which is great and it just looks cleaner that way but anyway that is my thumbnail techniques it's basically all a lot of the techniques I use here basically how I do everything there's nothing really missing that I do but if there's easier faster or better ways of doing things or how to add in lens flares and make them look like they fit images better i Nev that stuff feel free to let me know I'm not beyond feedback and criticism on this because again I'm not a professional I don't really know what I'm doing well I guess I am a professional if I'm doing it professionally and uploading them to my youtube channel that is monetized but you know what I mean so I'm all ears I love to learn this kind of stuff and learn techniques and watching other people's and other youtubers and friends and everybody kind of show how they make stuff has really helped me out in the long run so feel free to leave a comment down below if you learn something or if you have any more information to give over I'm all your holes but until then goodbye [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Radames you're going up on YouTube now isn't it great

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"text": "the saturation just let the color the" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 191.97, "text": "colors pop a little more again YouTube" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 194.88, "text": "loves color thumbnails they just are" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 198.15, "text": "visually appealing but again that's just" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 199.77, "text": "a background it doesn't matter so the" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 201.12, "text": "idea I kind of want for this thumbnail" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 202.41, "text": "is I mean sometimes you go in with an" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 204.78, "text": "idea sometimes you don't I I'm always" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 207.39, "text": "weird making videos like this cuz I" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 208.86, "text": "don't want it to seem like I know best I" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 210.54, "text": "know exactly what I'm doing" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 211.59, "text": "I really [ __ ] don't I'm flying off to" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 214.23, "text": "see to my arse most times and hoping" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 216.48, "text": "that it works out and I'd like to think" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 218.22, "text": "that my thumbnails are decent sometimes" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 220.05, "text": "better than most most of the thumbnails" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 222.93, "text": "I make because I put more time into them" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 225, "text": "other times not really because I just do" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 227.01, "text": "it really quick but let's get a nice" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 228.75, "text": "glados PNG you have to save a PNG" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 232.08, "text": "because otherwise it won't retain its" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 234, "text": "transparency and stick her in because" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 236.91, "text": "this is the end of the episode and the" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 240.15, "text": "end of its the boss fight between me and" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 243.39, "text": "her so what I want basically is her on" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 246.06, "text": "one side of the screen me on the other" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 247.47, "text": "side of the screen you'll always get" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 249, "text": "really great composition that way where" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 252.06, "text": "it just it looks nice because it's" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 253.65, "text": "something and something and your eyes" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 254.88, "text": "are always drawn to those two things if" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 256.799, "text": "you look around YouTube there's so many" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 258.989, "text": "thumbnails done that way your or it's me" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 261.299, "text": "like in the middle with something in the" }, { "duration": 3.991, "start": 262.919, "text": "background like text like I've done for" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 265.02, "text": "the like doom thumbnails reset" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 266.91, "text": "or the Resident Evil thumbnails those" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 269.13, "text": "are really basic it's just the" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 270.51, "text": "background the character cut out and" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 272.34, "text": "then the text in the background and I've" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 273.75, "text": "always done those for different types of" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 276.48, "text": "games like until dawn or undertale if" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 278.85, "text": "you go back and look at those thumbnails" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 279.87, "text": "those it's just really basic stuff and" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 282.51, "text": "the next thing I want to get are the" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 284.61, "text": "portals so I'm gonna put these in I'm" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 287.82, "text": "retaining the transparency of these as" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 290.4, "text": "well I'm just sticking those in the" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 292.77, "text": "background again the last thumbnail I" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 294, "text": "made was basically this as well I just" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 296.01, "text": "like how it looks it's the orange and" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 298.11, "text": "the blue are such contrasts or" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 300, "text": "complements or whatever you want to call" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 301.35, "text": "them that I really like them anyway well" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 304.17, "text": "I wanted to see what it would look like" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 305.7, "text": "if GLaDOS was like coming out of this" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 308.57, "text": "portal so we're gonna try and get that" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 310.8, "text": "effect going but we have to make sure" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 312.51, "text": "that she's the right size and then we" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 316.92, "text": "need something else for the background" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 318.09, "text": "now this looks bonkers can I save this" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 321.39, "text": "with this so I'm selecting this and I'm" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 324.27, "text": "going up to edit content aware scale and" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 327.27, "text": "then hold shift and drag that up now" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 329.91, "text": "sometimes it works and sometimes it" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 331.89, "text": "doesn't sometimes it looks great" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 334.29, "text": "and then sometimes it looks awful and" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 337.59, "text": "sometimes you can kind of get away with" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 339.12, "text": "it see there it looks okay but not" }, { "duration": 5.57, "start": 341.79, "text": "doesn't really match up but these are" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 345.27, "text": "the types of things that you can kind of" }, { "duration": 7.75, "start": 347.36, "text": "pick and choose and pry and figure them" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 350.85, "text": "out this is the Spot Healing Brush the" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 355.11, "text": "one I was just using I'm so bad at" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 356.46, "text": "explaining what I'm actually doing again" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 358.44, "text": "these things are they're like the tiny" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 360.06, "text": "details that really you won't see" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 361.65, "text": "they're the details that later on I" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 363.39, "text": "looked back and gone like man I could" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 364.59, "text": "have done that better but for the sake" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 366.75, "text": "of time and efficiency I could be here" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 368.01, "text": "all day making thumbnails otherwise so I" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 369.81, "text": "want to get rid of the black in this so" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 371.85, "text": "you can go and there's a numerous ways" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 374.13, "text": "you can do this you can get the wand and" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 375.72, "text": "just select the black and that would" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 377.88, "text": "work or you can go like select color" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 380.43, "text": "range and then click on the black and it" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 382.41, "text": "will select that it selects all the" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 384.42, "text": "other stuff and all the other layers but" }, { "duration": 2.13, "start": 385.65, "text": "that doesn't really matter" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 386.4, "text": "it'll only affect the layer that you" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 387.78, "text": "have selected for the sake of this I'll" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 389.94, "text": "just go to the magic wand and then" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 391.98, "text": "select the black and then I want to take" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 393.54, "text": "that out so what I'll do is select a" }, { "duration": 2.99, "start": 395.28, "text": "mask let's put this on a white" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 397.29, "text": "background so we can" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 398.27, "text": "see what we're doing a bit better so the" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 399.95, "text": "black is only selected if you press R" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 401.6, "text": "you can go through the refine edge and" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 404.17, "text": "just go over the edges normally use this" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 406.7, "text": "for like hair because if your hair is" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 409.7, "text": "against a white background ideally you" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 413.36, "text": "can use this and it will actually select" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 415.07, "text": "all the little strands of hair and" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 417.53, "text": "that's how you can actually get the hair" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 418.73, "text": "to pop out and you won't have to like" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 420.08, "text": "just cut a hard line around everything" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 422.41, "text": "and then just and us do we need to" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 425.54, "text": "smooth it not really you can mess with" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 428.21, "text": "like smoothing and feathering and" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 429.38, "text": "everything we might have to do that" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 430.07, "text": "again later but then to just do that" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 432.2, "text": "it's it'll keep some of the fuzziness of" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 434.66, "text": "this which is what I really want because" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 437.36, "text": "you don't want to seem like you just" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 438.32, "text": "hired cut all of that out and now you" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 440.48, "text": "have this nice kind of fuzziness of the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 442.37, "text": "inside of the portal which I like I like" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 445.46, "text": "a lot and now to make it look even" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 447.49, "text": "better to make it stand out even more" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 449.9, "text": "I'm just gonna get a random other portal" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 454.25, "text": "image and stick that in the background" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 455.42, "text": "any image it really doesn't matter the" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 458.72, "text": "only thing I want to get across is that" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 461.21, "text": "it's like a different area a different" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 464.45, "text": "location because that's what portal is" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 465.74, "text": "all about is about moving one thing" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 468.35, "text": "through another thing and then some of" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 469.52, "text": "the portal you can see windows in two" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 470.69, "text": "different areas so it just looks nice to" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 473.39, "text": "have it that way and it makes it stand" }, { "duration": 9.54, "start": 474.74, "text": "out in the background more I'm gonna I'm" }, { "duration": 8.94, "start": 476.96, "text": "gonna roughly do this and then just" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 484.28, "text": "duplicate out that and delete that one" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 485.9, "text": "so now you just have that on its own in" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 488.6, "text": "a window which I think looks really nice" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 491.33, "text": "again it's just it's the tiny little" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 493.7, "text": "subtleties in it where like you see this" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 497.9, "text": "is all blurry" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 498.74, "text": "basically and this is not so for me then" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 501.92, "text": "that means that oh this is more in focus" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 504.35, "text": "this is clearer this is all the stuff" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 506.6, "text": "that doesn't really matter this is just" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 507.77, "text": "adding color to the background basically" }, { "duration": 6.67, "start": 509.5, "text": "so this sort of gives the window effect" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 511.88, "text": "now as I'm doing this I'm debating" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 516.17, "text": "whether or not I should actually pump" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 518, "text": "myself into the thumbnail Oh at all I" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 520.36, "text": "got myself into the thumbnail because" }, { "duration": 2.31, "start": 522.26, "text": "when you look at it then it's" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 523.16, "text": "immediately like oh it's a jacksepticeye" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 524.57, "text": "video because that's his face I see it" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 526.37, "text": "so if you like my videos then you might" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 528.65, "text": "click on it more if you don't like my" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 530.27, "text": "videos that you like okay I can" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 531.769, "text": "that one whichever you prefer but now as" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 535.309, "text": "I'm doing it I'm starting to wonder if" }, { "duration": 5.911, "start": 537.139, "text": "that will even be good but I do need I" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 541.369, "text": "do want to put in the orange portal to" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 543.05, "text": "kind of offset things but now we're just" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 545.749, "text": "gonna cut GLaDOS out to make it seem" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 547.97, "text": "like she's actually coming through the" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 549.439, "text": "portal I'm just gonna really soft edge" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 552.92, "text": "on the eraser just the the least amount" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 555.199, "text": "of heart is 0% hardness on it to just" }, { "duration": 4.101, "start": 557.749, "text": "kind of go around this there's there's" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 559.519, "text": "probably better ways of doing it but um" }, { "duration": 3.909, "start": 561.85, "text": "again just to sort of keep that" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 563.449, "text": "fuzziness to it and now it looks like" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 565.759, "text": "she's actually kind of coming out of it" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 567.709, "text": "and her bleeding out over the edge of" }, { "duration": 4.551, "start": 569.179, "text": "this makes it seem like there's more" }, { "duration": 7.291, "start": 571.129, "text": "depth to it which is what I want I could" }, { "duration": 8.649000000000001, "start": 573.73, "text": "blur this background in here a bit and" }, { "duration": 7.229, "start": 578.42, "text": "blur it less than what was here so it" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 582.379, "text": "still it still pops off this one but she" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 585.649, "text": "pops off of that a little more so you're" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 587.689, "text": "the whole point of these thumbnails is" }, { "duration": 3.781, "start": 589.759, "text": "to add layers to it so that there's" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 591.559, "text": "stuff in the foreground mid background" }, { "duration": 3.3890000000000002, "start": 593.54, "text": "whatever again I don't study this stuff" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 595.759, "text": "I don't really know what I'm talking" }, { "duration": 3.421, "start": 596.929, "text": "about so I'm just gonna go with what I" }, { "duration": 3.151, "start": 598.639, "text": "think looks good because you remember" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 600.35, "text": "why there's so many people that I follow" }, { "duration": 5.909, "start": 601.79, "text": "that I wish they would go through their" }, { "duration": 4.979, "start": 604.04, "text": "processes on things a bit more again I'm" }, { "duration": 3.781, "start": 607.699, "text": "just messing with all of this stuff to" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 609.019, "text": "make it look a little better just to" }, { "duration": 4.349, "start": 611.48, "text": "make it pop a little more but there's so" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 614.509, "text": "many people who are like oh I wish" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 615.829, "text": "somebody who's really good at FPS games" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 617.959, "text": "I really wish as they were playing they" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 619.73, "text": "would just say out loud in a video what" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 621.889, "text": "they were doing just once so I could" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 623.6, "text": "learn the tactics of how they're getting" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 625.459, "text": "through that level of being like oh" }, { "duration": 4.469, "start": 626.6, "text": "that's why you did that sort of thing so" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 628.639, "text": "I always thought that maybe some people" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 631.069, "text": "might want to watch me make some" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 632.959, "text": "thumbnails just in case you like how I" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 635.509, "text": "make them and that there's some sort of" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 637.459, "text": "information that I can kind of give over" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 639.11, "text": "see now I'm debating whether I keep it" }, { "duration": 5.971, "start": 640.759, "text": "like that or I just zoom it way the F in" }, { "duration": 6.249, "start": 643.24, "text": "so we can get now she stands out way" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 646.73, "text": "more against the background because this" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 649.489, "text": "is more bland and generic whereas this" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 651.47, "text": "is very messy I don't know we'll see" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 654.319, "text": "that's just the first half of a ton now" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 656.66, "text": "we have to stick me in normally I have" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 660.049, "text": "the camera I have my camera on a cam" }, { "duration": 6.361, "start": 661.579, "text": "link going straight to my computer and" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 663.98, "text": "use that to just have the video up and" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 667.94, "text": "then I'll just take a screenshot of the" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 669.14, "text": "video as it's playing cuz I can't reach" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 670.55, "text": "over and take a picture and then go back" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 672.08, "text": "and time it I used to do that and then I" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 673.88, "text": "realize that that was stupid but I want" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 675.89, "text": "a high clarity shot and this background" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 678.05, "text": "is really nice and it's blurred already" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 679.58, "text": "so it's easy to crop me out of it but" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 681.32, "text": "now I'm recording with the camera so I" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 684.44, "text": "don't know how to get the stuff that I" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 686.99, "text": "actually want out of it see we can do" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 688.85, "text": "this so now I'm recording it but this is" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 691.34, "text": "how I normally do it and then the elgato" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 693.56, "text": "capture actually just has a screenshot" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 694.97, "text": "button down here so normally I'll just" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 696.17, "text": "be like and then I'll take a screenshot" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 698.81, "text": "so what do I want to be doing in this I" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 701.48, "text": "want to be going up against GLaDOS so" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 703.94, "text": "what kind of pose do I want it's always" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 706.1, "text": "the generic thing where it's like" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 707.12, "text": "youtuber face like it's literally all it" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 711.74, "text": "is I use have a whole folder on my" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 713.18, "text": "computer of me just with my faces and" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 716.21, "text": "then all the faces got outdated because" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 718.64, "text": "a lot of them just have green hair and" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 719.99, "text": "then a lot of them had the ponytail and" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 721.64, "text": "then I was like well I don't look like" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 723.14, "text": "that anymore I'm self-conscious because" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 725.57, "text": "people are actually looking at this I" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 728.42, "text": "don't know what to do now that's a good" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 732.41, "text": "face right science time steely" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 734.45, "text": "determination I cuz I I would get an" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 737.72, "text": "actual shot of me from the game but a" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 740.84, "text": "lot of times because I'm moving all over" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 742.52, "text": "the place you can't pause it and get a" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 744.44, "text": "clean frame because it's just too much" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 746.45, "text": "movement there's so much blur going on" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 748.01, "text": "and most times my expression is just not" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 750.47, "text": "that great for a thumbnail your" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 752.51, "text": "thumbnails should usually be like a" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 755.12, "text": "clean expression that conveys things" }, { "duration": 6.1, "start": 757.78, "text": "like properly and this is how basically" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 761, "text": "every youtuber doesn't put in the orange" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 763.88, "text": "one now this this wasn't transparent so" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 767.93, "text": "I have to do the same thing again or I" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 769.7, "text": "select the outside of it first and then" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 773.66, "text": "I will have to go along the edge I'll do" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 775.97, "text": "it in black now this time for the extra" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 777.92, "text": "contrast this is gonna look a little" }, { "duration": 9.23, "start": 779.63, "text": "Plus stinky but it just gives that sort" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 784.52, "text": "of fuzzy look to the outside of it oh" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 788.86, "text": "that's nice" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 790.34, "text": "no I got to select the inverse and then" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 794.41, "text": "paste it over there we go and" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 797.24, "text": "now these are all the little tiny things" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 799.01, "text": "that I'm sure there's a reason for these" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 800.86, "text": "compositionally and how people do stuff" }, { "duration": 4.259, "start": 803.45, "text": "for whatever but because this one is" }, { "duration": 4.171, "start": 805.459, "text": "slanting that way it's going to open to" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 807.709, "text": "the right I want to take this one then" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 809.63, "text": "and do the opposite of that or they I" }, { "duration": 7.891, "start": 813.529, "text": "guess yeah it kind of goes the same way" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 815.75, "text": "or go with it against it so we kind of" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 821.42, "text": "have the two Portland's going out like" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 823.1, "text": "that just to kind of fill the frame more" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 825.05, "text": "and when I started off doing YouTube I" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 827.029, "text": "was so terrified of putting too much in" }, { "duration": 3.271, "start": 829.339, "text": "the frame if you go back and watch my or" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 831.08, "text": "look at my really early thumbnails" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 832.61, "text": "you'll see me in the bottom corner like" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 834.17, "text": "this size I'm tiny because I was so" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 836.899, "text": "paranoid about putting too much of" }, { "duration": 4.739, "start": 838.79, "text": "myself in the thumbnail that people" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 841.19, "text": "would get annoyed by it and now it's" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 843.529, "text": "like no it compositionally it just looks" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 845.42, "text": "wrong because there was a whole bunch of" }, { "duration": 3.421, "start": 846.709, "text": "dead space up here and that's mainly how" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 848.75, "text": "I do my thumbnails is that I'm trying to" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 850.13, "text": "avoid as much dead space as possible" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 851.93, "text": "let's rotate these guys out a bit more I" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 855.649, "text": "just selected all of them by clicking" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 857.63, "text": "shift and then making her bigger cuz" }, { "duration": 4.771, "start": 860.959, "text": "that's another thing I learned is that I" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 863.6, "text": "would normally keep everything in frame" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 865.73, "text": "like if I'm doing an expression I would" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 867.26, "text": "try and keep as much of me and frame" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 868.61, "text": "because I thought oh well I they need to" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 870.86, "text": "see the thing that I'm doing and people" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 872.69, "text": "need to see the full portal but people" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 874.88, "text": "are smart brains are smart you can make" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 876.68, "text": "up the rest of the image just by looking" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 878.99, "text": "at it because your brain fills in all of" }, { "duration": 9.56, "start": 881.27, "text": "the blanks basically" }, { "duration": 9.39, "start": 883.51, "text": "I really like how this is looking so far" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 890.83, "text": "I don't even think GLaDOS looks like" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 892.9, "text": "this in Portland one I think this is her" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 895.06, "text": "from Portal two when she gets rebuilt" }, { "duration": 4.03, "start": 898.17, "text": "portal one she's a lot more round in the" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 900.37, "text": "head and she's a lot more snake like" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 902.2, "text": "this one they actually he ever more of a" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 903.82, "text": "face that's extended out of the body but" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 906.43, "text": "this looks much much better and I really" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 910.51, "text": "like how this looks so far the portals" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 912.07, "text": "are different sizes though I can merge" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 914.53, "text": "these I took out the background for a" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 916.57, "text": "second because I I still don't really" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 918.34, "text": "like it it's it's too busy I almost just" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 920.56, "text": "want a flat background and it's easier" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 922.06, "text": "to figure out what I'm doing if I see it" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 925.27, "text": "like this alright let's see how this" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 926.77, "text": "face actually goes in so now I'm using" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 929.44, "text": "the quick select tool the it's in the" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 933.25, "text": "one with the magic wand I don't care" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 935.95, "text": "eyeball God right know how already I'm" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 938.32, "text": "trying to show the people the other" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 939.22, "text": "tools inside this so it's the magic wand" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 941.44, "text": "but there's a quick selection tool in" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 942.85, "text": "there as well and you just hold shift" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 944.35, "text": "and press W and you can flick between" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 945.97, "text": "all of them I want to I want to take me" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 947.89, "text": "off the background basically so how do" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 950.86, "text": "you do that this is one of the first" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 953.32, "text": "techniques that I learned doing" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 954.73, "text": "Photoshop because it was the one that I" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 955.99, "text": "needed the most is how to get me into" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 958.54, "text": "the picture because a lot of my old son" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 960.19, "text": "nails was just face on body I would just" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 962.77, "text": "take my face and put it on something" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 964, "text": "else so I just take this and scrub" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 966.19, "text": "across it usually and then it it detects" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 970.24, "text": "the pixels and stays within that you can" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 972.73, "text": "take it out with a pen or you can take" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 974.2, "text": "it out with a lasso or whatever you want" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 977.11, "text": "to do those are a lot slower this" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 978.58, "text": "usually put the time in half for me or" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 980.68, "text": "even way more than that and then you can" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 983.29, "text": "hold alt to do the - to take out the" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 985.75, "text": "stuff that it didn't detect and you can" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 987.13, "text": "kind of keep going over it and over it" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 988.66, "text": "to detect stuff a bit better and then" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 991.03, "text": "you can start refining but newer" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 993.43, "text": "Photoshop has this new thing we can get" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 995.44, "text": "it select and then hit subject and most" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 999.13, "text": "times it does it for you that's a new" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1002.67, "text": "thing that I only found out about in the" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1004.11, "text": "last probably the end of last year where" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1007.08, "text": "it detects the pixels anyway what's" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1009.3, "text": "light and what's dark and what doesn't" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1010.92, "text": "really conforming all of this is easy" }, { "duration": 2.98, "start": 1012.93, "text": "because it's a it's a white background" }, { "duration": 3.67, "start": 1014.82, "text": "on a dark" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1015.91, "text": "set of hair this stuff usually gets a" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 1018.49, "text": "little Messier because it doesn't really" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1019.81, "text": "know it can't really detect different" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 1021.64, "text": "shades that well but it's getting better" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1022.75, "text": "and better" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1024.01, "text": "then go up to select and mask you can do" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1026.32, "text": "that by hidden W again to go back to one" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1027.94, "text": "of these tools that allows you now you" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1029.29, "text": "can see how hard the edge is so for a" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1032.5, "text": "lot of this like the hair hair is fuzzy" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1035.26, "text": "so I'll do the same thing again right" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1037.24, "text": "hit R and I'll just go around the edge" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 1039.49, "text": "of my hair steady hands it should be a" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1042.1, "text": "surgeon so then it just keeps the" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1044.83, "text": "fuzziness of the hair and it stops it" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1046.9, "text": "looking like a hard-line nothing wrong" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1048.34, "text": "with a hard-line because a lot of times" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1050.35, "text": "it just looks fine anyway but I don't" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1052.84, "text": "really like it personally" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1054.64, "text": "and it's sometimes I try and do the" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 1056.05, "text": "beard just to get the hairs out but yeah" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1059.56, "text": "that bad just to give that that to make" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1061.72, "text": "it look like hair and then you can like" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1063.22, "text": "smooth it out if you want I used to use" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1064.72, "text": "smart radius to do it but smart radius" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1067.12, "text": "has kind of been stinky in the last" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 1069.28, "text": "while sometimes it doesn't really work" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1070.63, "text": "if you have something on a green screen" }, { "duration": 5.35, "start": 1074.25, "text": "like it's just me on a green screen it" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1076.87, "text": "you can hit decontaminate colors which" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1079.6, "text": "will detect the color of the background" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 1081.16, "text": "to you and any of the haloing of the" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 1083.92, "text": "color that comes around it'll get rid of" }, { "duration": 5.47, "start": 1086.94, "text": "actually work pretty well for this yeah" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1090.82, "text": "but sometimes you can see that this edge" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1092.41, "text": "looks a little weird like the pixels" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1094.36, "text": "just don't look right" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1095.38, "text": "and it adds this weird effect if it if" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 1097.93, "text": "there's no colors to really" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 1098.98, "text": "decontaminate so I just don't use it for" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1100.84, "text": "this and just smooth it out up the" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1102.37, "text": "contrast and shift the edge so any color" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1104.62, "text": "bleed that comes off the background it's" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 1107.02, "text": "kind of blended out again there's" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1109.54, "text": "probably easier better faster cleaner" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1111.91, "text": "ways of doing that sort of stuff that's" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 1113.89, "text": "just the method that I use and then I'm" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1116.95, "text": "gonna stick me in here and do the same" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1120.79, "text": "sort of thing again where I just brush" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 1122.35, "text": "out all of this to kind of smooth me" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1125.32, "text": "into it now this this isn't great this" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1127.78, "text": "isn't the best that I can do and the" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1130.09, "text": "best that I have to offer in that my top" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1131.98, "text": "talents but it gives me exactly what I" }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 1134.86, "text": "want which is me versus GLaDOS and" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1137.56, "text": "that's the whole point of the episode I" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1139.59, "text": "might add in a portal gonna look that" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1142.63, "text": "bad actually me versus her and then" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1146.59, "text": "again you see how washed out I am" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1149.02, "text": "that's only how my camera looks anyway" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 1150.28, "text": "but when we edit them down Robin has" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1152.65, "text": "like color grading and then contrasting" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1155.26, "text": "and all that color improvements because" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1157.42, "text": "you're shooting raw or as raw as you can" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 1159.37, "text": "which tends to leave stuff a little" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 1161.17, "text": "washed out looking because it's" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1162.46, "text": "retaining as much information as" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1163.69, "text": "possible in the camera so you can mess" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1165.07, "text": "around with it later and you can change" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 1167.38, "text": "the curves and highlights and all that" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1168.79, "text": "kind of stuff so what I normally do is" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 1170.47, "text": "just hit Auto tone that's what it did to" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 1172.87, "text": "my face now which I mean it has a style" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1177.07, "text": "to it it's stylistic but I just it's" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1180.22, "text": "just completely over contrast and so I" }, { "duration": 5.309, "start": 1181.87, "text": "don't like that you can hit Auto" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1182.83, "text": "contrast and that looks okay not great" }, { "duration": 2.911, "start": 1187.179, "text": "either" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1187.69, "text": "and sometimes these work a bit better" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1190.09, "text": "than others now I like how the eyes look" }, { "duration": 5.6690000000000005, "start": 1192.01, "text": "with that one and it has adds a blue I'm" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1194.83, "text": "a huge fan of blue shadows I do them for" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 1197.679, "text": "so many different things and add blue to" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 1199.33, "text": "a lot of stuff but for this I don't" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1201.97, "text": "really like it so I am just gonna mess" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1204.16, "text": "with the curves I'm not the best with" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1206.2, "text": "curves I wish I was I usually do an" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1208.84, "text": "s-curve which is like bring down the" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1210.55, "text": "high at the highlights a bit okay I know" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1213.4, "text": "I'm probably preaching to the choir to a" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 1214.66, "text": "lot of people on this but if you're like" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 1216.46, "text": "me I didn't know this stuff before he" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1217.84, "text": "started the curves are basically like" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1220.51, "text": "this is your dark and this is your light" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1222.97, "text": "so it goes up in a line these are how" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1224.98, "text": "much dark is in your picture and this is" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1227.08, "text": "how much light is in your picture so" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 1228.61, "text": "these are your shadows and these are" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1230.5, "text": "your lights or your highlights basically" }, { "duration": 3.781, "start": 1232.809, "text": "so again I'm probably butchering a lot" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1234.79, "text": "of this but you can bring down your" }, { "duration": 4.589, "start": 1236.59, "text": "highlights so the light side of the" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1239.2, "text": "pictures come down with this because if" }, { "duration": 4.171, "start": 1241.179, "text": "you if I just go in and I use brightness" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1243.52, "text": "then the brightness is go just going to" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1245.35, "text": "shift the brightness of everything and" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1246.79, "text": "then the contrast is just gonna shift" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1247.96, "text": "that as well but what your curves allow" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 1250.3, "text": "you to do is shift up the darker areas" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1253.21, "text": "so the darker areas would be my beard my" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1255.52, "text": "hair all the hair on my face the eyes" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 1257.86, "text": "the plugs whatever and that kind of" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1260.71, "text": "shift those up and then if any of those" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1263.08, "text": "are kind of getting a little too bright" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 1264.28, "text": "then you can bring it down with this so" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1267.22, "text": "a lot of pictures a lot of like scenery" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 1269.679, "text": "and stuff like that to make them look to" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1271.69, "text": "make them like really pop out this is" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 1273.07, "text": "like an s-curve as they call it you can" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1275.59, "text": "push that around and it just makes" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 1277.9, "text": "things pop a little more the dark so you" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 1280.33, "text": "don't lose the detail in the dark" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1282.24, "text": "if you didn't see all the hairs in my" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1284.55, "text": "beard here it would be like crushing" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1286.2, "text": "blacks which means that you lose all the" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1288.18, "text": "detail in your beard we're all the" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1290.37, "text": "details and backgrounds if you're ever" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1291.42, "text": "watching a movie and you're looking at" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1293.01, "text": "the dark aspects in it and it's really" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1295.08, "text": "shadowy and you can't really make out" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1297.24, "text": "what it is that usually means that it's" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1298.92, "text": "color graded wrong or it's lit wrong" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1301.68, "text": "because it's the blacks are crushing" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1304.5, "text": "everything all the detail is lost in the" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1306.27, "text": "blacks sometimes people use that for" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1307.62, "text": "stylistic reasons taken but make the" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 1311.04, "text": "main thing pop out even more but it's" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1313.68, "text": "the same in whites if the if there's no" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1317.07, "text": "detail in the white elements like if all" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1319.65, "text": "the hairs were lost in my beards then" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1321.81, "text": "the blacks would be crushed and you lose" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1323.61, "text": "all the detail anyway I shouldn't be" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 1325.41, "text": "getting into this right now that's not" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1326.64, "text": "the point in this video now with the" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1327.63, "text": "curves changed I can up the contrast a" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1329.22, "text": "little more to make it not look as bad" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1332.07, "text": "and then we'll just add a little" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 1333.86, "text": "vibrancy and a little saturation to it" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1336.63, "text": "so that like my skin just has a bit of" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1340.11, "text": "an orange glow the lips get a little" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1342.18, "text": "Pinker the eyes get a little bluer just" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1345.15, "text": "so there's more color there's more pop" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 1346.62, "text": "going on and it catches your eyeballs a" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1348.45, "text": "bit more because humans are good at" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1350.01, "text": "recognizing faces that's another really" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1352.08, "text": "good reason to put faces in your" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1353.31, "text": "thumbnails it used to be really frowned" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1355.29, "text": "upon years ago and a lot of the bigger" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1358.11, "text": "youtubers or people who never use their" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1359.76, "text": "face and stuff would always be like dah" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1361.41, "text": "stupid let's players put in their face" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1362.82, "text": "and everything number one it conveys a" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1364.86, "text": "lot of emotion that's why a face cam is" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1367.02, "text": "always really good because if I'm" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1368.1, "text": "playing a game that a lot of emotion is" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1370.5, "text": "coming around but I don't want to talk" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1371.58, "text": "over the scene then you can see that" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1373.44, "text": "emotion on my face it's the same here I" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1375.87, "text": "mean this is whatever but for another" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1377.76, "text": "game like say if it really upset you or" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 1379.65, "text": "you got shocked or scared all of that's" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1381.63, "text": "conveyed in one picture but also humans" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1384.63, "text": "love faces we like identifying faces if" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1387.09, "text": "this thumbnail if you went through a" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 1388.89, "text": "list of thumbnails like put down the" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1390.72, "text": "list and this popped up in the middle of" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1392.07, "text": "it your eyeballs would identify what's" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1394.08, "text": "happening so quickly and that's what a" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1396.42, "text": "good thumbnail should be able to do is" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1398.28, "text": "show what's going on in it very quickly" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1401.34, "text": "this is easy portals" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1403.38, "text": "done GLaDOS done me and GLaDOS it's a" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1406.5, "text": "versus type of screen you've seen so" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 1407.82, "text": "many of those done it conveys a lot of" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 1409.47, "text": "information this video was supposed to" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 1411, "text": "go over this" }, { "duration": 2.25, "start": 1412.26, "text": "portal video supposed to go up 11" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 1413.49, "text": "minutes ago so I need to wrap up my" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 1414.51, "text": "[ __ ] thing I want to see what it" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1415.98, "text": "would look like if I put the portal gun" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1417.24, "text": "in there let's do the same thing again" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1419.76, "text": "select subject C will it select it" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 1421.41, "text": "properly not really this one I kind of" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1423.96, "text": "messed up because it's just not the same" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1426.36, "text": "sort of thing but it selected enough of" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1427.83, "text": "it where my job gets a lot easier after" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1430.53, "text": "that where I can select this stuff so" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1432.18, "text": "this is what I meant by the the contrast" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1433.86, "text": "and the shifting edge I could hit R and" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1436.35, "text": "refine it that's what the refine edge" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1437.88, "text": "tool does it gets rid of the the" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 1439.98, "text": "contrasting between the white and the" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 1441.54, "text": "black but I could smooth first yeah and" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 1446.67, "text": "then up the contrast a lot so that it's" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1449.91, "text": "getting it's the contrast is basically" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1452.1, "text": "determining between the blacks and the" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1453.45, "text": "whites that's what contrast is more or" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1455.67, "text": "less and then if you shift the edge down" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1457.62, "text": "it moves the edge closer to the subject" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1461.37, "text": "if you shift the edge up it moves it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1463.71, "text": "away from the subject so shifting it up" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1465.63, "text": "brings in more of the whites shifting it" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1467.55, "text": "down takes more of the white out and" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1469.53, "text": "then if I do that and then just take" }, { "duration": 2.43, "start": 1471.57, "text": "that out I don't know why I always" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1472.53, "text": "duplicated and then move it out that's" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1474, "text": "right the idea behind this was to try" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1475.89, "text": "and see if I could get it like it looks" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1478.29, "text": "like it's in my hand so it's like coming" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1480.33, "text": "through the portal with me that's not" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 1481.86, "text": "really coming across and I'm just" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1483.36, "text": "blocking a bunch of my face and it just" }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 1484.91, "text": "it looks kind of wrong some thing I hate" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1488.85, "text": "is when you find images like this where" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 1490.29, "text": "it has the onion skin baked in that's" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 1492.15, "text": "what this is called by the way this" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1493.2, "text": "transparent background I think it's" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1494.7, "text": "called onion skin which is really weird" }, { "duration": 5.95, "start": 1496.7, "text": "but this portal gone has had a bit of a" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 1499.35, "text": "better angle but when the onion skin is" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1502.65, "text": "baked into it it makes it so hard to" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 1504.18, "text": "like select stuff like going across" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1507.72, "text": "because it selects all the squares" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1508.89, "text": "pretty annoying but selecting subject" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1511.29, "text": "worked out fantastically I'm just gonna" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1513.45, "text": "brush some of this out or erase it out I" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1517.17, "text": "always erase a lot of people would" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1518.52, "text": "probably tell you to use masks masks are" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1522.03, "text": "the same thing but it's non-destructive" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1523.77, "text": "so as you as you scrub stuff out you can" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1527.49, "text": "go back and scrub it back in I I don't" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1530.49, "text": "know I'm just a dumbass and I like I" }, { "duration": 4.69, "start": 1533.33, "text": "like using the erase tool I've always" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1536.46, "text": "done it and it'll it bites me in the ass" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1538.02, "text": "a lot to do that this is part of the" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1540.81, "text": "onion skin still so I'm just gonna brush" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 1542.37, "text": "that out as well" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1543.23, "text": "and see these are all the tiny little" }, { "duration": 4.889, "start": 1545.78, "text": "details where later I'll go back and" }, { "duration": 6.83, "start": 1547.16, "text": "look like that doesn't look great but on" }, { "duration": 6.091, "start": 1550.669, "text": "on far away just doesn't really matter" }, { "duration": 5.17, "start": 1553.99, "text": "it looks a little goofy but I just like" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1556.76, "text": "how I have the portal gun in there so" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1559.16, "text": "just kind of completes the picture I" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1560.45, "text": "don't like how this hits my face we" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1563.48, "text": "could okay let's let's end it with" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1565.64, "text": "another tool called puppet warp where" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1568.13, "text": "this allows you to put down a node and" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1569.54, "text": "you can well it's only one node but on" }, { "duration": 5.6690000000000005, "start": 1571.64, "text": "two nodes it sticks that in position it" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1574.64, "text": "puts two pins in it basically and then" }, { "duration": 4.381, "start": 1577.309, "text": "you can do this and you can move stuff" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1579.02, "text": "around now with that like that it" }, { "duration": 4.229, "start": 1581.69, "text": "doesn't look great put a bunch of pins" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1584.66, "text": "everywhere to just kind of like lock it" }, { "duration": 5.311, "start": 1585.919, "text": "in place but what you can do is start" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1587.99, "text": "moving individual pieces so then you can" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1591.23, "text": "move this down and you can move this" }, { "duration": 8.19, "start": 1592.4, "text": "back up to make it still the same sort" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 1595.4, "text": "of shape and then like that so now it's" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1600.59, "text": "it's out of my face but it still looks" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1602.87, "text": "fine it's not misshapen it's not caught" }, { "duration": 4.349, "start": 1605.45, "text": "it's not moved and it's not warped too" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1607.19, "text": "much great now we need a better" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1609.799, "text": "background picture and we're done I'm" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 1611.15, "text": "gonna go with this one" }, { "duration": 7.27, "start": 1613.24, "text": "it's aperture from Portal 2 it's just" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1617.48, "text": "the aperture background but the reason" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1620.51, "text": "I'm going with this is that it's dark" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 1622.4, "text": "it's dark and it's still in the" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1624.02, "text": "universal it's still part of the game" }, { "duration": 5.89, "start": 1626.14, "text": "and the reason I want it to be dark is" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1628.49, "text": "because it pops me and GLaDOS off the" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1632.03, "text": "image even more man this portal gonna" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1634.88, "text": "look so goofy I'm glad it's there but it" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1638.39, "text": "also just looks like it's not the right" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 1640.76, "text": "size it just doesn't look like it would" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1643.97, "text": "be in my hand what do I have a teeny" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 1645.23, "text": "tiny little hand it doesn't matter it's" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 1647.63, "text": "it's done it's whatever it looks fine I" }, { "duration": 6.541, "start": 1650.419, "text": "also want to add some glow around these" }, { "duration": 4.33, "start": 1653.95, "text": "in double-click go to outer glow I have" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 1656.96, "text": "orange selected already because I was" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 1658.28, "text": "doing the portal thumbnail last night" }, { "duration": 5.59, "start": 1660.49, "text": "and it just kind of adds more to it you" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1664.07, "text": "can select you can hit this for the" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1666.08, "text": "colors and you can go around you can" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1667.94, "text": "pick whatever color you want but you can" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1669.2, "text": "also click this" }, { "duration": 9.09, "start": 1670.91, "text": "to pick a color that's in that so it" }, { "duration": 9.63, "start": 1673.61, "text": "looks like that um that look okay just" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1680, "text": "adds a little more to it so many people" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1683.24, "text": "are probably at home going like no it" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1684.5, "text": "looks so much better before yeah I'll" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1686.75, "text": "probably look back at this and go like" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1687.86, "text": "yeah you're right the blue looks really" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 1689.69, "text": "nice now it looks better it just adds" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1692.66, "text": "like that sort of a spectral sci-fi" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 1695.99, "text": "glowy sort of look that a portal would" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1698.21, "text": "have very very very final touch is to go" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1701.66, "text": "to my face" }, { "duration": 6.94, "start": 1703.09, "text": "sharpen are you smart sharpen and then" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 1706.04, "text": "this amount this looks crap here like" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1710.03, "text": "this looks nice cuz it's clean it's" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1711.71, "text": "smooth when you put sharpened on it" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1713.87, "text": "looks a little crappy I'll put it on the" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 1716.3, "text": "gun as well actually just so it pops out" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 1718.22, "text": "more but for a thumbnail that's far away" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1722.21, "text": "I like adding sharpen to stuff because" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1725.66, "text": "GLaDOS popped out a lot like this is her" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1727.58, "text": "normally and then when you add this back" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1729.29, "text": "some of the edges pop out a little more" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1731.78, "text": "and again when you're scrolling through" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1733.31, "text": "your phone or you're scrolling through a" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1734.81, "text": "TV or a computer that tiny bit of" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1737.39, "text": "sharpness just pops the image out even" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1739.49, "text": "more and adds it away from the" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1741.02, "text": "background because the backgrounds are" }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 1742.46, "text": "all blurred but now this is sharpened so" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1744.71, "text": "it looks like it sticks out more" }, { "duration": 3.43, "start": 1747.19, "text": "normally I don't really like sharpen" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1749.24, "text": "because if you start sharpening stuff" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1750.62, "text": "too much it starts looking like this" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 1754.12, "text": "which is just hideous" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 1755.72, "text": "but it does pop out all the hairs the" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1759.11, "text": "hair the beard the eyebrows the sparkles" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 1762.65, "text": "and the eyes and everything just pop a" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 1764.63, "text": "lot more so I like it a lot but that is" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1769.19, "text": "how I make a thumbnail normally I'm much" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 1771.83, "text": "faster at this because I don't have to" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 1773.09, "text": "explain it I'm just plowing through it" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 1774.68, "text": "and doing it however I want but I think" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1778.88, "text": "taking your time to do a thumbnail" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1780.59, "text": "there's a million different ways that" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 1782.24, "text": "this could be better there's a ton of" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1783.53, "text": "different types of thumbnail I could do" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1785.63, "text": "I could start adding in lens flares" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1787.13, "text": "which I used to really lean on and you" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1789.89, "text": "can start adding filters and for lens" }, { 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1834.929, "text": "like woosh enos of it I don't know it's" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1837.21, "text": "just how my brain works but normally I" }, { "duration": 6.031, "start": 1839.789, "text": "would for like subnautica thumbnails I" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1842.85, "text": "was adding in a lot of lens flares to" }, { "duration": 3.089, "start": 1845.82, "text": "them and a lot of dust to make it seem" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1847.62, "text": "like I was underwater and the lights" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 1848.909, "text": "were really like refracting through the" }, { "duration": 4.619, "start": 1851.94, "text": "water and the dust and everything it" }, { "duration": 4.379, "start": 1853.5, "text": "just didn't look right and to make it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1856.559, "text": "seem like it was kind of like a camera" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1857.879, "text": "looking at it sometimes it adds more" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 1860.399, "text": "sometimes it makes the image way too" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1862.529, "text": "busy but whatever but now you see that" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1865.289, "text": "the background doesn't really matter" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1866.549, "text": "it's it's just there to fill space see I" }, { "duration": 4.171, "start": 1869.429, "text": "took the background away and now this" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1870.899, "text": "lens flare wherever it's not on a" }, { "duration": 3.449, "start": 1873.6, "text": "background it doesn't take away the" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 1875.519, "text": "black when you put the background back" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 1877.049, "text": "in it does anyway that is how I make" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1879.509, "text": "some thumbnails hopefully some of you" }, { "duration": 5.219, "start": 1881.07, "text": "learned something out of this again I'm" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1883.649, "text": "no expert I don't really know a reason" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 1886.289, "text": "for a half the stuff I do" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 1887.549, "text": "I don't know compositionally what I'm" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1889.98, "text": "doing I don't know like rule of thirds" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 1891.48, "text": "and all that kind of stuff I just know" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 1893.1, "text": "it looks nice and over years of doing it" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1895.769, "text": "I've probably developed some sort of" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 1897.299, "text": "framing techniques and some sort of" }, { "duration": 6.211, "start": 1899.039, "text": "style that I'm not aware of" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 1901.59, "text": "it's just how I like things I have been" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 1905.25, "text": "putting clean stuff on blurred" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1907.44, "text": "backgrounds for years and years and" }, { "duration": 5.821, "start": 1909.269, "text": "years and years I know everybody does it" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1913.2, "text": "I'm not saying I'm the first one to do" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 1915.09, "text": "it but I was definitely some of the" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 1917.58, "text": "first in my friend group to be doing it" }, { "duration": 5.611, "start": 1919.379, "text": "um and I just always really liked" }, { "duration": 4.75, "start": 1922.639, "text": "Gaussian blur on things it was really" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1924.99, "text": "really clean looking and it just made" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1927.389, "text": "stuff kind of pop out a bit more I I" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1929.19, "text": "really really liked it and it adds so" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1931.769, "text": "much more depth to everything so you" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 1933.12, "text": "have like sharpened and then slightly" }, { "duration": 3.171, "start": 1934.889, "text": "blurred and then" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1935.66, "text": "really blurred so it's like this stepped" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1938.06, "text": "tiered system again I don't just looks" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1941.36, "text": "nice I know I'd like what I like I know" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 1943.58, "text": "it looks nice I like colors I like not" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1946.22, "text": "there's so little empty space in this" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1948.56, "text": "now which is great and it just looks" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 1951.92, "text": "cleaner that way but anyway that is my" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1954.11, "text": "thumbnail techniques it's basically all" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1956.93, "text": "a lot of the techniques I use here" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1958.28, "text": "basically how I do everything there's" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 1959.93, "text": "nothing really missing that I do but if" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1963.83, "text": "there's easier faster or better ways of" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1965.66, "text": "doing things or how to add in lens" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1967.16, "text": "flares and make them look like they fit" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1968.42, "text": "images better i Nev that stuff feel free" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1970.46, "text": "to let me know I'm not beyond feedback" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1972.35, "text": "and criticism on this because again I'm" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1975.05, "text": "not a professional I don't really know" }, { "duration": 2.01, "start": 1976.43, "text": "what I'm doing well I guess I am a" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1977.45, "text": "professional if I'm doing it" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1978.44, "text": "professionally and uploading them to my" }, { "duration": 4.63, "start": 1980.2, "text": "youtube channel that is monetized but" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1983.63, "text": "you know what I mean" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 1984.83, "text": "so I'm all ears I love to learn this" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1987.29, "text": "kind of stuff and learn techniques and" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1988.82, "text": "watching other people's and other" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1990.29, "text": "youtubers and friends and everybody kind" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1992.36, "text": "of show how they make stuff has really" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1994.49, "text": "helped me out in the long run so feel" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1997.73, "text": "free to leave a comment down below if" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1998.87, "text": "you learn something or if you have any" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 2000.31, "text": "more information to give over I'm all" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 2002.35, "text": "your holes but until then goodbye" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2005.28, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 2006.34, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 8.959, "start": 2007.52, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.269, "start": 2013.21, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 5.099, "start": 2018.95, "text": "Radames you're going up on YouTube now" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 2021.149, "text": "isn't it great" } ]

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laughs laugh laughs well lance's time again for another funniest home videos from jacksepticeye your main man himself trying to find the funniest videos on the internet now we found some good stuff last time we found ronnie now and i don't know what any of that means but granny's got her try his ronnie sullivan not ronnie sullivan what was his name my name is ronnie neville and ronnie neville of course from mukhla good old ronnie i don't even know if he's fully irish but then again neither am i apparently i'm only 62 percent so i want to go back and see some of these extra videos i want to see what's going on we saw attack glasses and everything last night there is a plethora of amazing things on this website on this yeah youtube yeah of course there are so many different versions of tack things nothing ruins your natural night vision faster than glaring light and that can be deadly in a dangerous situation that's just a driver who's got his headlights on he shouldn't have we don't have night vision nick bolton here with the solution we call him night vision tech glasses i like how he kind of turned to himself like take it away other me night vision attack glasses no problem me they're amazing these just look like glasses that you wear to stop the screen from burning your eyes inspired by the glasses worn by elite military units night vision attack glasses block blinding glare so well invisible objects suddenly become visible so you can see clearly when it matters the most so there's just anti-glare glasses really that's about all they are soldiers have to use lenses like these because missing even a small detail can be deadly in a tactical situation there's no way they work like that this isn't even real life your eyeballs don't work like that this is a camera unless i smear vaseline all over my eyes i'm not going to look like this i'm upset this is supposed to be funniest home videos not rage quit angry videos what's our slogan laugh well you can't even see that lord jesus it's all gone off the rails in season three but you don't have to be in a war zone to face a life-threatening moment night vision attack glasses improve i don't know man i'd say traffic in new york is probably a war zone let's move on from nick bolton and his [ __ ] glasses technology that he's trying to sell to the masses and let's move on to the egg pot if you love hard-boiled eggs but hate watching water boil then tediously peeling off shells you need eggpod a new kind of microwave egg cooker guys i might actually want it i'm worried there's nothing i hate more than watching water boil oh if nothing gets my blood boiling more it's water boiling it is a pain in the ass takes shell off efforts but if they're done right it's not really that hard this person looked like they were like taking it apart with sandpaper fresh eggs go in perfectly cooked eggs come out with the shells detached from the egg just slide and enjoy simply add just slide and enjoy that's a slogan i've heard for other things other than eggs simply shake in the egg pod and the shell slides right off the secret is the microwave-safe design that creates steam convection so your eggs cook evenly and consistently then as you shake the texture dome gently you still have to peel them look at that thing you're still peeling the eggs you made it sound like the egg just comes out without the shell on look at that i have to peel this i also just smacked my monitor for no reason no broken egg whites oh come on are you taking these apart with a pair of [ __ ] bear claws it's like those videos where people trying to like pour milk better and they're trying to open up a carton of milk and it's like they just smashed the whole thing and it's like oh god there's got to be a better way now you can easily make hard-boiled eggs for a delicious egg salad or slice them for a hearty chef salad that also looks good prepare tasty deviled eggs with ease god now i'm just hungry all right so your egg pod is great so your egg pod actually does what it's marketed to do but what about the safe and sound thanks to digital cameras and smartphones precious memories the moment they happen the problem is where you keep all those memories on your computer just one crash away from being her face it's my face and i've recorded a video and then i realized that all the files are corrupted i age 100 years whenever that happens from being lost forever you need safe and sound the fast and easy way to back up your digital photos fancy backup drives are expensive and it's are you trying to build a [ __ ] husband or something what is going on with all of this [ __ ] you don't need any of this but using safe and sound couldn't be easier all you do is plug it into your computer click the start button and you're done no software to install no manual to read it automatically finds and saves your priceless photos so you can rest easy knowing your most precious memories are secure it's a usb drive i have one of those in the floor right now do you want this you can have this one for free you don't even have to pay for it and for those who have a little more technical know-how safe and sound can be customized in more advanced ways like having it transfer old photos from memory cards or cd-roms a cd who in the right mind is using cds anymore are you using cds at home if you're using cds there's a bigger problem than trying to get your pictures off of it onto a usb drive okay you just need to negate that all together how many there's this meme going around recently that people didn't know what burning a cd was anymore and for good reason because you shouldn't have to do that shite anymore if you're going out putting a cd into your macbook you've much bigger problems than trying to put them onto something that's safe oh so it makes it safe i could lose this and then all my nudes are on it psymark i think that your channel is full of shite other than ronnie ronnie's great bring back ronnie i want more runny i don't want any of your tack glasses and your motion brights and your atomic charge wallet boom touch what the heck is a boom touching where are we in the 70s playing music used to be easy you'd put on a record or put in a new cd but these days it can be a real hassle yeah playing music has never been harder trying to figure out how to play those damn vinyl records in a more convenient fashion has never been more difficult than it has been in 2021 hold on it's not connecting god derek i'm over here and i want you to dance with me however we going to make a baby if we don't dance together god i'm leaving you for gym introducing boom touch the amazing speaker that only has to touch your music player to work that's right no bluetooth no wires you just lay it down for amazing booming sound the secret is magnetic field induction which isolates and amplifies the audio signal when of course i i thought it was all [ __ ] until he said magnetic field induction and i'm sold now oh my gosh wait really dude that's amazing right there there's no no plugins you don't have to bluetooth or anything wow how is that possible are they on a green screen [Music] they're just pretending to be in a mall and they're actually in a green screen i want it i want one i want one now well luckily for you they're just about to tell us how to get one for 19.99 and not just there they're gonna throw in an extra boombox for a second room at a low low price of the same but wait order now and you can 14.99 you do get two of them these amazing speakers i had the price wrong but it was damn right on what was actually happening oh my god magnetic feel and ducks technology no speakers loud enough to hear the amount of [ __ ] coming out of this here are the levels when connected to a typical speaker and now we lay the same device on the boom touch speaker as you can hear and now see the levels are even stronger i call absolute shenanigans on this could pay more than one hundred dollars for a blue what who's paying 130 dollars for a bluetooth speaker are you out of your absolute [ __ ] brain bluetooth speaker 30 pound 23 pound 23 pound the 34 39 pound i can't [ __ ] read 55 pound and they're using it while they're working out the exact same thing is your [ __ ] picture i can get this one for 80 night actually that's pretty [ __ ] expensive gbl what the hell and simply lay it down for amazing that's that's absolute horseshit i don't care i am so upset by this this is an absolute scam cowboys ted they're a bunch of cowboys god ring the bell i'm alerting you to the scam in front of you scam i don't know why that has so viscerally upset me let's see what else shite they're doing the attack amplifier in the field what you need every tactical advantage like high tech put on your tackle you'll see [ __ ] nothing what about your hearing nick bolton here with the latest and smallest tactical innovation for bell howell guy's nick's back and he's got something better and smaller than ever before lord knows it isn't him look at the size of him jesus christ you could build walls out of this lad attack amplifier place attack amplifier in your ear for enhanced hearing like you've never experienced before you can ah choose a smaller boost but when you want to stay on general alert the attack amplifier is a red camera no one will even know you're wearing it and that makes it perfect for indoor use as well now you can listen to lectures and sermons at a volume that's perfect for you it's a hearing aid that's all it is it's a hearing aid but you're selling it are you gonna tell me that the military uses these now that when they're out in the field they're gonna have to listen to everything the sound is coming up you never know if an insurgent is coming up behind tired of people complaining about the volume of the tv she's sleeping with attack amplifier you could turn the tv down low and turn your hearing up high oh my god look it's a hearing aid i'm not trying to diminish the the uses that this can have for people who are hard of hearing but you're trying to tell me that people just every day are using this thing as tactical amplification it's like yeah now you can hear the tv but if sandra wants to ask you a question she's gonna blow your eardrums out because she's much louder i mean there's just nothing like it on the market today there are many many many things like it on the market today hundreds of thousands of them i'd imagine also if you're listening to the tv and you want to hear it better but don't want to wake the baby maybe put the baby in the bedroom instead of actually on the couch right next to the tv but also maybe just get a set of bluetooth headphones and now even hearing aids have to be tactical yeah it's a hearing aid they have multiple very good uses in the real world you don't have to call them attack amplifier little shorties what are these i am so excited to figure out where the little shorties are let's go your house is full of high-tech equipment the problem is those big bulky adapters take up so much space they've blocked multiple outlets frustrating waste introducing little shorties the perfect little solution to your big adapter from [ __ ] jesus christ you saw this as you told me that my house is just full of big bulky plugs and cables and then this is your solution what are you [ __ ] apple it's like we're not selling you a charger anymore but with this handy 15 plug adapter you can charge your phone now like an extension cord only several feet less i love that they try and sell it as something that's absolutely imperative to the home but then they're like it's like an extension cord except several feet less it's just it's a mini extension cord it's like an extension cord only several feet less so you won't have to look at a big tangled mess little shorties are certified by underwriters laboratories the gold standard wait can we get a a rewind on that one let's just hear what he said and then let's look at what the result was it's like an extension cord only several feet less so you won't have to look at a big tangled mess little shorties are certified granted it's not tangled but that is an absolute atrocity on the eyeball senses call now to get three little shorties for the special low price of just ten dollars okay the special price is ten dollars for three but how many extra am i getting for that exact same price it has to be at least two we'll even include five reusable cable ties in assorted colors to help you take control of cable clutter yours absolutely free but wait call right now and we'll double the offer and give you three it's [ __ ] six there's six of them that's insane i was saying at least two and they double that and with cable ties now granted the fact that they said that you're not going to have a cluttered mess anymore but then they sell you cable ties to go along with your little shorties to tidy up your cables it makes no sense but i'll forgive them for the fact that they're giving me three extra little short he's more like a little scam lads hold on there's attack visor now the tac mender pumping chop what are these what's the type of visor am i going to be able to see into the future with this thing everybody has a visor in their car but a visor in the wrong place can actually make it harder to see i'm here with the latest from bell howell let's look at the road tack visor inspired by the face shields used by our american fighter pilots tag visor can do things no ordinary visor can do like block blinding glare without blocking your view so invisible dangers suddenly become visible jesus luckily that truck was actually on the right side of the road and so were you so you were never in any fear of ever hitting it nothing to see right but look again as we hold up our tack visor our colorful american eagle is revealed amazing god damn it if that's not patriotism also why wouldn't you just wear the tack glasses that they were trying to sell us before instead of buying attack visor that looks like a cheap piece of plastic hanging down for i don't get this frozen steak frozen chicken you need to defrost that meat so your hungry family can eat they're [ __ ] starving they're gonna die unless you defrost that chicken never mind the fact that there's a pie right there don't go to extremes bye megan gunning here for the defrost wonder the a mako to extreme oh [ __ ] what are you doing even you don't know what you're doing right now oh she should be wearing tech glasses because they're worn by the military and they could probably stop traveling the amazing defrosting tray that draws the cold out of anything frozen in just minutes and steak in just 30 minutes fish or burgers in 15 minutes what and chicken in only 12 minutes watch this ice melts like butter on a hot pan while the same size ice doesn't melt at all on this plate i say that's melting like ice on a room temperature pen but but how there's there's got to be a catch guys the secret is the special conductive metal that absorbs all the cold and defrosts your food in minutes so you're always ready to cook without having to wait hours for food to thaw look at these two steaks in less than 30 minutes the one on the defrost wonder is completely thawed while the other one is still frozen solid you know it's good when they had to edit between them instead of doing a time lapse for that one it's like look at this drink in 30 minutes it's gone oh my stomach this is the most skeptical one for me well is it no not really but i want to know how many of them i'm getting free for the low low price of 14.99 it better be at least one 14.99 in just minutes it perfectly thaws everything from thin fillets to the thickest steaks sure and when you're done it goes right in the dishwasher for easy cleanup but wait order right now and you can get a second defrost wonder as a bonus just basically processing and handling it's almost like all of these are [ __ ] and you're selling these for an exorbitant price that it actually cost you less than this to make two of them in the first place oh yeah the tack shaver baby see now i'm somebody that has facial hair and i need to keep a trim and i need to sometimes trim it up and like cut underneath and everything just like make the line look good what up looking good right but i would like to know what the tax shaver is all about you need to get a razor and lather up for a quick shave on the go you need to settle for an electric but what if you really want bow [Music] nick bolton here with the newest addition to our tap nick i am so happy to see you and your nipples back again the bell howell tax shaver designed with the needs of our military in mind tax shaver gives you a quick razor smooth shave whether you're at home or on the go it even has a built-in trimmer for sideburns and beards and it works wet or dry for a great shape and even the harshest conditions so if you're in [ __ ] moose to fire getting ready to take on vader you can shave your beard as well it's the same as every other shaver go [ __ ] yourself nick maybe that's a little harsh maybe i shouldn't have said that i'm very sensitive right now nick all right i just learned how to defrost meat 30 minutes quicker than ever before the pumpkin chop what's this going to be about i have no idea anymore i'm so upset by everything that i'm seeing fresh salad is a great way to eat healthy the problem is the slicing and the chopping and all that cleanup afterwards you're cutting up onions and carrots you're not trying to carve up a body what is the spicing and the chopping god these damn knee joints are just so hard to cut through granny lou here for pump and chop granny lou sell it to me baby i'm so excited all with just two fingers i like cucumber tomato and fresh lettuce pop on the lid attach the plunger pump pump pump inside the blade swirl with every pump chopping up the ingredients and mixing no pretty soon it's done don't you dare try and copy what vince did years ago prefer homemade dressing no problem just replace the chopping blades with the whipping blades add your ingredients and using just two fingers okay that's different but it's the exact same as the crank chop you guys remember the crank chop right hey it's vince with crank chop the chocolate that's going to chop all your food in a matter of seconds let's get cranking blades are at the bottom food goes in peppers onion pam close the lid one two three seconds and you're so easy so much easier this lady pulled out the tower of eisenguard and put it on top and had to plunge the whole thing down whereas vince is just charging up his mambo the crank chop was so badass that i actually bought one myself that is a genuine crank chop yeah not only that but vince convinced me to buy the slap chop there it is folks i've been talking about reviewing this bad boy for so long i bought this after that video and it's been years and i just haven't gotten around to do it but you better believe it that this video is coming soon i'm moving soon and i feel like it's a lot easier to record in the kitchen that i'm moving to so i'm going to do it there god bless vince you can mix up a batch in no time granny lou is an absolute thief well it fell over now and fell apart but look how much bigger and more cumbersome that is how are you gonna fit that in a cupboard a part of my brain loves trying to guess what these things are before i actually figure out what they are the snap and soothe what is that i don't know it's some sort of like spanking paddle that eases your brain to me that's what it is anyone who suffers from chronic pain knows the instant relief a heating pad can bring right the problem is that ordinary heating pads need to stay plugged in so you end up stuck in one place darn it well not really if i actually buy the little shorty right are you actually going against your own products now and contradicting each other i this i need to get into the cymac multiverse and see what's going on because you're really starting to pit product against product now there's snap and soothe the amazing new pet himself you just snapped the metal disc and as oh my god yes it self heats to an amazing 128 degrees okay that's fahrenheit and fahrenheit is absolutely [ __ ] it's just changed to the metric system it's so much easier but i remember when i went to korea i there they that was the first place i ever saw that they had like heating pads like the ones that you heat up in a microwave or stuff like this where you'd like put them on your hands or your wrists during winter i'd never seen them before and then this one showed up and i had one of these and it was absolutely insane because you click this disc and then a chemical reaction happens within the material in it and it instantly gets hot okay now i sound like i'm trying to sell you the snap and soothe but it really does work it's insane it was the first time i've ever seen something that would like a proper like crazy chemical reaction maybe i actually saw something in school and i'm just too stupid to remember it but seeing it happen in real time and seeing these like crystals form i was like how is it hot it must be magnets or something or zeus himself has come down and zapped my hand it was insane and then i could put this into boiling water again and it would melt all the crystals and then you could do it again granted there was diminishing returns on it but it was nuts in just minutes snap and soothe resets so you can re-snap for hundreds of hundreds of uses stiff neck from a long day of stress just snap and you can relax lower back acting up again just snap and you can have immediate relief immediate relief it's lower back pain well i am done reacting to sightmarks videos for today let me know if there's any there's a bunch of these here go through it pause the video if you want to there are a ton of these things out there let me know if there's any of these you want to see again or just let me know down in the comments if there's anything else you want to see in funniest home videos because it seems like we just have a million and one things that we can actually look at now are they actually funny yes are they a scam absolutely a lot of these things are just like regular items that people are trying to sell you at a different price but putting a snappy name on it like tack glasses and snap and sooth and the spank and dump but i have an incredible time reacting to them regardless but anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode of jacksepticeye's funniest home videos don't forget to hey robin can you put in like the sound effect giraffe see it's like i never even got up out of my chair but if you enjoyed the series and enjoyed this video please don't forget to leave a like and also subscribe because it's free and you'll be updated when we're uploading another one of these videos but yeah definitely leave me a suggestion down in the comments what you guys want to see in the next one if it's any of these or any just any other videos or if you found a channel that you think would be good for this as well please let me know um but that's going to do it for this episode i bid you all farewell bid you all farewell why do i end the video like that i have no idea just buy my coffee

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salad" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 258.32, "text": "that also looks good prepare" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 259.519, "text": "tasty deviled eggs with ease god now i'm" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 261.759, "text": "just hungry all right so your egg pod" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 264.16, "text": "is great so your egg pod actually does" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 266.639, "text": "what it's marketed to do" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 268.4, "text": "but what about the safe and sound thanks" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 270.4, "text": "to digital cameras and smartphones" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 273.44, "text": "precious memories the moment they happen" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 275.44, "text": "the problem is where you keep all those" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 277.12, "text": "memories" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 277.68, "text": "on your computer just one crash away" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 280.08, "text": "from being" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 282.56, "text": "her face it's my face and i've recorded" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 285.36, "text": "a video and then i realized that all the" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 286.88, "text": "files are corrupted" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 291.28, "text": "i age 100 years whenever that happens" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 295.04, "text": "from being lost forever you need safe" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 297.68, "text": "and sound the fast and easy way to back" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 300.08, "text": "up your digital photos" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 301.36, "text": "fancy backup drives are expensive and" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 303.36, "text": "it's" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 305.28, "text": "are you trying to build a [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 307.36, "text": "husband or something what is going on" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 309.52, "text": "with all" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 310, "text": "of this [ __ ] you don't need any of this" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 312, "text": "but using safe and sound couldn't be" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 313.919, "text": "easier" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 314.479, "text": "all you do is plug it into your computer" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 316.479, "text": "click the start button" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 317.6, "text": "and you're done no software to install" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 319.919, "text": "no manual to read" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 321.199, "text": "it automatically finds and saves your" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 323.44, "text": "priceless photos so you can rest easy" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 325.759, "text": "knowing your most precious memories are" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 327.68, "text": "secure" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 330.24, "text": "it's a usb drive i have one of those in" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 332.72, "text": "the floor right now" }, { "duration": 2.561, "start": 335.039, "text": "do you want this you can have this one" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 336.24, "text": "for free you don't even have to pay for" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 337.6, "text": "it and for those who have a little more" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 339.039, "text": "technical know-how" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 340, "text": "safe and sound can be customized in more" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 341.84, "text": "advanced ways like having it transfer" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 343.759, "text": "old photos from memory cards or cd-roms" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 346.639, "text": "a cd who in the" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 349.84, "text": "right mind is using cds anymore are you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 352, "text": "using cds at home if you're using cds" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 354, "text": "there's a bigger problem than trying to" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 355.36, "text": "get your pictures" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 356.88, "text": "off of it onto a usb drive okay" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 360.08, "text": "you just need to negate that all" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 361.36, "text": "together how many there's this meme" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 363.36, "text": "going around recently that people didn't" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 365.12, "text": "know what burning a cd was" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 366.88, "text": "anymore and for good reason because you" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 368.96, "text": "shouldn't have to do that shite anymore" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 370.639, "text": "if you're going out putting a cd into" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 372.16, "text": "your macbook you've much" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 374.24, "text": "bigger problems than trying to put them" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 375.84, "text": "onto something that's safe" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 377.68, "text": "oh so it makes it safe i could lose this" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 380.72, "text": "and then all my nudes are on it psymark" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 383.039, "text": "i think that your" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 384.72, "text": "channel is full of shite other than" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 387.6, "text": "ronnie ronnie's great" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 388.8, "text": "bring back ronnie i want more runny i" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 390.56, "text": "don't want any of your tack glasses and" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 392.479, "text": "your" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 393.199, "text": "motion brights and your atomic charge" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 396.4, "text": "wallet" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 396.96, "text": "boom touch what the heck is a boom" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 399.84, "text": "touching where are we in the 70s" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 402.24, "text": "playing music used to be easy you'd put" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 404.8, "text": "on a record" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 405.52, "text": "or put in a new cd but these days" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 409.44, "text": "it can be a real hassle yeah playing" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 412.4, "text": "music has never been harder" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 414.96, "text": "trying to figure out how to play those" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 416.4, "text": "damn vinyl records in a more convenient" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 418.479, "text": "fashion has never been more difficult" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 420, "text": "than it has been in 2021" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 422.88, "text": "hold on it's not connecting god" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 426.319, "text": "derek i'm over here and i want you to" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 428.56, "text": "dance with me" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 429.52, "text": "however we going to make a baby if we" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 431.199, "text": "don't dance together god i'm leaving you" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 433.12, "text": "for gym" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 433.84, "text": "introducing boom touch the amazing" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 436.16, "text": "speaker that only has to touch your" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 438, "text": "music player to work" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 439.28, "text": "that's right no bluetooth no wires you" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 442.08, "text": "just lay it down" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 443.12, "text": "for amazing booming sound the secret is" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 446, "text": "magnetic field induction which isolates" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 448.16, "text": "and amplifies the audio signal when" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 450.16, "text": "of course i i thought it was all" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 451.68, "text": "[ __ ] until he said magnetic field" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 453.759, "text": "induction and i'm sold now" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 456.16, "text": "oh my gosh wait really" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 460, "text": "dude that's amazing right there there's" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 463.12, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 463.44, "text": "no plugins you don't have to bluetooth" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 464.8, "text": "or anything wow" }, { "duration": 4.09, "start": 466.72, "text": "how is that possible are they on a green" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 469.759, "text": "screen" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 470.81, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 472.16, "text": "they're just pretending to be in a mall" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 474.16, "text": "and they're actually in a green screen" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 476.24, "text": "i want it i want one i want one now" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 480.479, "text": "well luckily for you they're just about" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 482.08, "text": "to tell us how to get one for 19.99" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 484.4, "text": "and not just there they're gonna throw" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 486.479, "text": "in an extra boombox for a second room at" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 489.039, "text": "a low low price of the same but wait" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 491.12, "text": "order now and you can 14.99" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 494.96, "text": "you do get two of them these amazing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 497.52, "text": "speakers i had the price wrong but it" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 499.199, "text": "was" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 499.52, "text": "damn right on what was actually" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 501.039, "text": "happening" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 504.08, "text": "oh my god magnetic feel and ducks" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 507.199, "text": "technology" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 508.08, "text": "no speakers loud enough to hear the" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 509.599, "text": "amount of [ __ ] coming out of this" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 511.36, "text": "here are the levels when connected to a" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 512.88, "text": "typical speaker and now we lay the same" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 515.2, "text": "device on the boom touch speaker" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 517.039, "text": "as you can hear and now see the levels" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 519.44, "text": "are even stronger" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 521.599, "text": "i call absolute shenanigans on this" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 524.8, "text": "could pay more than one hundred dollars" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 526.72, "text": "for a blue" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 528.32, "text": "what who's paying 130 dollars for a" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 531.839, "text": "bluetooth speaker are you" }, { "duration": 7.84, "start": 534.48, "text": "out of your absolute [ __ ] brain" }, { "duration": 9.201, "start": 537.519, "text": "bluetooth speaker 30 pound 23 pound" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 542.32, "text": "23 pound the 34 39 pound i can't [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 546.72, "text": "read" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 547.2, "text": "55 pound and they're using it while" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 549.36, "text": "they're working out the exact same thing" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 550.88, "text": "is your [ __ ] picture i can get this" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 552.48, "text": "one for 80 night" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 553.76, "text": "actually that's pretty [ __ ] expensive" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 555.2, "text": "gbl what the hell and simply lay it down" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 558, "text": "for amazing that's that's absolute" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 560.959, "text": "horseshit i" }, { "duration": 7.679, "start": 562.16, "text": "don't care i am so upset by this" }, { "duration": 7.119, "start": 566.16, "text": "this is an absolute scam cowboys ted" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 569.839, "text": "they're a bunch of cowboys god ring the" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 573.279, "text": "bell" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 575.2, "text": "i'm alerting you to the scam in front of" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 577.92, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 579.279, "text": "scam i don't know why that has so" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 581.6, "text": "viscerally upset me" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 582.88, "text": "let's see what else shite they're doing" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 584.48, "text": "the attack amplifier in the field what" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 586.56, "text": "you need" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 587.12, "text": "every tactical advantage like high tech" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 589.92, "text": "put on your tackle" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 591.279, "text": "you'll see [ __ ] nothing what about" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 593.12, "text": "your hearing" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 594.48, "text": "nick bolton here with the latest and" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 596.399, "text": "smallest tactical innovation for bell" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 598.399, "text": "howell" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 599.44, "text": "guy's nick's back and he's got something" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 601.36, "text": "better and smaller than ever before" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 603.6, "text": "lord knows it isn't him look at the size" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 605.519, "text": "of him jesus" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 606.72, "text": "christ you could build walls out of this" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 608.48, "text": "lad attack amplifier" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 610.88, "text": "place attack amplifier in your ear for" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 613.36, "text": "enhanced hearing like you've never" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 614.88, "text": "experienced before" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 616.399, "text": "you can ah" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 620.8, "text": "choose a smaller boost but when you want" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 623.04, "text": "to stay on general alert" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 625.519, "text": "the attack amplifier is a red camera no" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 628, "text": "one will even know you're wearing it" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 629.76, "text": "and that makes it perfect for indoor use" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 631.6, "text": "as well now you can listen to lectures" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 634.24, "text": "and sermons at a volume that's perfect" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 636.24, "text": "for you" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 637.519, "text": "it's a hearing aid that's all it is" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 640.72, "text": "it's a hearing aid but you're selling it" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 643.04, "text": "are you gonna tell me that the military" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 644.64, "text": "uses these now" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 646.24, "text": "that when they're out in the field" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 648.16, "text": "they're gonna have to listen to" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 649.44, "text": "everything the sound is coming up you" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 650.959, "text": "never know if an insurgent is coming up" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 652.8, "text": "behind tired of people complaining about" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 654.24, "text": "the volume of the tv" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 656.079, "text": "she's sleeping with attack amplifier" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 659.519, "text": "you could turn the tv down low and turn" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 661.76, "text": "your hearing up high" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 663.6, "text": "oh my god look it's a hearing aid" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 667.04, "text": "i'm not trying to diminish the" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 670.32, "text": "the uses that this can have for people" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 672.24, "text": "who are hard of hearing" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 673.68, "text": "but you're trying to tell me that people" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 677.279, "text": "just every day are using this thing" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 680.959, "text": "as tactical amplification it's like yeah" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 683.839, "text": "now you can hear the tv but if sandra" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 685.44, "text": "wants to ask you a question" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 686.8, "text": "she's gonna blow your eardrums out" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 688.079, "text": "because she's much louder i mean" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 689.839, "text": "there's just nothing like it on the" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 691.279, "text": "market today" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 693.12, "text": "there are many many many" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 696.8, "text": "things like it on the market today" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 699.68, "text": "hundreds of thousands of them i'd" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 701.12, "text": "imagine also if you're listening to the" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 702.959, "text": "tv and you want to hear it better" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 704.56, "text": "but don't want to wake the baby maybe" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 707.04, "text": "put the baby in the bedroom instead of" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 708.32, "text": "actually on the couch right next to the" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 709.6, "text": "tv but also maybe just get a set of" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 710.959, "text": "bluetooth headphones" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 712.16, "text": "and now even hearing aids have to be" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 715.04, "text": "tactical yeah" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 716.56, "text": "it's a hearing aid they have multiple" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 718.639, "text": "very good uses" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 719.839, "text": "in the real world you don't have to call" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 721.36, "text": "them attack amplifier" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 723.12, "text": "little shorties what are these i am" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 726.48, "text": "so excited to figure out where the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 728.24, "text": "little shorties are" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 730.639, "text": "let's go your house is full of high-tech" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 733.36, "text": "equipment" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 734.079, "text": "the problem is those big bulky adapters" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 736.639, "text": "take up so much space" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 738.16, "text": "they've blocked multiple outlets" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 740.079, "text": "frustrating waste" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 741.44, "text": "introducing little shorties the perfect" }, { "duration": 8.161, "start": 743.839, "text": "little solution to your big adapter from" }, { "duration": 7.039, "start": 746.8, "text": "[ __ ] jesus christ you saw this as" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 752, "text": "you told me that my house is just full" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 753.839, "text": "of big bulky" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 756, "text": "plugs and cables and then this is your" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 758.48, "text": "solution" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 759.2, "text": "what are you [ __ ] apple it's like" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 761.04, "text": "we're not selling you a charger anymore" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 762.639, "text": "but with this handy" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 763.76, "text": "15 plug adapter you can charge your" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 766.56, "text": "phone now like an extension cord only" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 768.56, "text": "several feet less" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 772.079, "text": "i love that they try and sell it as" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 773.92, "text": "something that's absolutely imperative" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 776.399, "text": "to the home but then they're like" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 778.079, "text": "it's like an extension cord except" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 780.079, "text": "several feet less" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 781.279, "text": "it's just it's a mini extension cord" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 783.6, "text": "it's like an extension cord only several" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 785.68, "text": "feet" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 786, "text": "less so you won't have to look at a big" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 788.32, "text": "tangled mess" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 789.519, "text": "little shorties are certified by" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 791.12, "text": "underwriters laboratories the gold" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 792.8, "text": "standard" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 793.76, "text": "wait can we get a a rewind on that one" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 796.399, "text": "let's just hear what he said" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 798.16, "text": "and then let's look at what the result" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 800.16, "text": "was it's like an extension cord only" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 802.32, "text": "several feet less" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 803.519, "text": "so you won't have to look at a big" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 805.279, "text": "tangled mess little shorties are" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 807.36, "text": "certified" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 810.32, "text": "granted it's not tangled but that is an" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 812.88, "text": "absolute" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 813.88, "text": "atrocity on the eyeball senses call now" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 816.959, "text": "to get three little shorties for the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 818.72, "text": "special low price of just ten dollars" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 821.04, "text": "okay the special price is ten dollars" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 822.72, "text": "for three but how many extra am i" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 824.399, "text": "getting for that exact same price it has" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 826.32, "text": "to be at least two we'll even include" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 828.16, "text": "five reusable cable ties in assorted" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 830.16, "text": "colors to help you take control of cable" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 832.24, "text": "clutter" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 832.72, "text": "yours absolutely free but wait call" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 835.519, "text": "right now and we'll double the offer" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 837.36, "text": "and give you three it's [ __ ] six" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 840.88, "text": "there's six of them that's insane i was" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 844.24, "text": "saying at least two and they" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 845.6, "text": "double that and with cable ties now" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 848.399, "text": "granted the fact that they said that" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 849.6, "text": "you're not going to have a cluttered" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 850.72, "text": "mess anymore but then they sell you" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 852.079, "text": "cable ties to go along with your little" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 853.6, "text": "shorties" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 854.639, "text": "to tidy up your cables it makes no sense" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 858.32, "text": "but i'll forgive them for the fact that" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 859.839, "text": "they're giving me three extra little" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 861.44, "text": "short he's more like a little scam" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 863.12, "text": "lads hold on there's attack visor now" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 866.959, "text": "the tac mender pumping chop" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 870.48, "text": "what are these what's the type of visor" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 873.04, "text": "am i going to be able to see into the" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 874.24, "text": "future with this thing everybody has a" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 875.76, "text": "visor in their car" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 876.959, "text": "but a visor in the wrong place can" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 878.72, "text": "actually make it harder to see" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 881.36, "text": "i'm here with the latest from bell" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 882.48, "text": "howell let's look at the road tack visor" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 885.839, "text": "inspired by the face shields used by our" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 888, "text": "american fighter pilots" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 889.279, "text": "tag visor can do things no ordinary" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 891.519, "text": "visor can do" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 892.72, "text": "like block blinding glare without" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 894.48, "text": "blocking your view so" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 895.92, "text": "invisible dangers suddenly become" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 897.92, "text": "visible jesus" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 900.639, "text": "luckily that truck was actually on the" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 902, "text": "right side of the road and so were you" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 903.36, "text": "so you were never in" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 904.24, "text": "any fear of ever hitting it nothing to" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 906, "text": "see right but look again as we hold up" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 908.399, "text": "our tack visor our colorful american" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 910.72, "text": "eagle is revealed" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 912.16, "text": "amazing god" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 915.279, "text": "damn it if that's not patriotism also" }, { "duration": 2.481, "start": 917.839, "text": "why wouldn't you just wear the tack" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 919.12, "text": "glasses that they were trying to sell us" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 920.32, "text": "before instead of" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 921.36, "text": "buying attack visor that looks like a" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 923.6, "text": "cheap piece of plastic hanging down for" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 925.68, "text": "i don't get this frozen steak frozen" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 929.04, "text": "chicken" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 930.72, "text": "you need to defrost that meat so your" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 933.12, "text": "hungry family can eat" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 935.36, "text": "they're [ __ ] starving they're gonna" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 937.44, "text": "die unless you defrost that chicken" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 939.519, "text": "never mind the fact that there's a pie" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 941.279, "text": "right there" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 943.04, "text": "don't go to extremes bye megan gunning" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 945.839, "text": "here for the defrost wonder" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 947.759, "text": "the a mako to extreme oh [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 951.92, "text": "what are you doing even you don't know" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 953.68, "text": "what you're doing right now oh she" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 955.279, "text": "should be wearing tech glasses because" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 956.639, "text": "they're worn by the military and they" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 957.68, "text": "could probably stop traveling" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 959.199, "text": "the amazing defrosting tray that draws" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 961.759, "text": "the cold out of" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 962.72, "text": "anything frozen in just minutes and" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 965.36, "text": "steak" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 965.839, "text": "in just 30 minutes fish or burgers" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 968.959, "text": "in 15 minutes what and chicken in only" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 972.32, "text": "12 minutes" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 973.6, "text": "watch this ice melts like butter on a" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 976, "text": "hot pan" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 976.959, "text": "while the same size ice doesn't melt at" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 979.839, "text": "all" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 980.24, "text": "on this plate i say that's melting like" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 982.48, "text": "ice on a room temperature pen" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 984.399, "text": "but but how there's there's got to be a" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 986.8, "text": "catch guys" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 987.519, "text": "the secret is the special conductive" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 989.839, "text": "metal that absorbs all the cold" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 992, "text": "and defrosts your food in minutes so" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 994.959, "text": "you're always ready to cook without" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 996.88, "text": "having to wait hours for food to thaw" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 999.759, "text": "look at these two steaks in less than 30" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1002.48, "text": "minutes" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 1002.959, "text": "the one on the defrost wonder is" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1005.04, "text": "completely thawed" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1006.48, "text": "while the other one is still frozen" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 1009.04, "text": "solid you know it's good when they had" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1011.36, "text": "to edit between them instead of doing a" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1013.279, "text": "time lapse for that one it's like" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1015.12, "text": "look at this drink in 30 minutes" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1022.72, "text": "it's gone oh my stomach" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1028.24, "text": "this is the most skeptical one for me" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1030.799, "text": "well is it" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1031.679, "text": "no not really but i want to know how" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1034.48, "text": "many of them i'm getting free for the" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 1035.919, "text": "low low price of 14.99" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1037.52, "text": "it better be at least one 14.99 in just" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 1040.4, "text": "minutes it perfectly thaws everything" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1042.48, "text": "from" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1042.799, "text": "thin fillets to the thickest steaks sure" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1045.36, "text": "and when you're done it goes right in" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1047.039, "text": "the dishwasher for easy cleanup but wait" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1049.76, "text": "order right now and you can get a second" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1051.6, "text": "defrost wonder as a bonus" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1053.2, "text": "just basically processing and handling" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1055.679, "text": "it's almost like all of these are" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1057.76, "text": "[ __ ] and you're selling these for an" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1060.08, "text": "exorbitant price that it actually cost" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1062.4, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1062.96, "text": "less than this to make two of them in" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1064.4, "text": "the first place oh yeah the tack" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1066.64, "text": "shaver baby see now i'm somebody that" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 1070, "text": "has facial hair and i need to keep a" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1073.2, "text": "trim" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1073.679, "text": "and i need to sometimes trim it up and" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 1075.44, "text": "like cut underneath and everything just" }, { "duration": 7.84, "start": 1077.28, "text": "like make the line look good" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1081.679, "text": "what up looking good right but i would" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1085.12, "text": "like to know what the tax shaver is all" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1086.88, "text": "about" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 1087.52, "text": "you need to get a razor and lather up" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1089.36, "text": "for a quick shave on the go" }, { "duration": 3.6310000000000002, "start": 1091.039, "text": "you need to settle for an electric but" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1093.28, "text": "what if you really want bow" }, { "duration": 2.3689999999999998, "start": 1094.67, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1095.84, "text": "nick bolton here with the newest" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1097.039, "text": "addition to our tap nick i am so happy" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1099.52, "text": "to see you" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1100.24, "text": "and your nipples back again the bell" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1102.24, "text": "howell tax shaver" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1103.679, "text": "designed with the needs of our military" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1105.28, "text": "in mind tax shaver gives you a quick" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1107.52, "text": "razor smooth shave whether you're at" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1109.6, "text": "home" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1110.96, "text": "or on the go it even has a built-in" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1114.72, "text": "trimmer for sideburns and beards" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1117.44, "text": "and it works wet or dry for a great" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1119.76, "text": "shape and even the harshest conditions" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1123.12, "text": "so if you're in [ __ ] moose to fire" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1125.44, "text": "getting ready to take on" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1126.559, "text": "vader you can shave your beard as well" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 1128.88, "text": "it's the same as every other shaver go" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1130.4, "text": "[ __ ] yourself nick maybe that's a little" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1131.919, "text": "harsh" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1132.88, "text": "maybe i shouldn't have said that i'm" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1134.64, "text": "very sensitive right now nick all right" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1136.48, "text": "i just learned how to defrost meat 30" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1138, "text": "minutes quicker than ever before" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1139.36, "text": "the pumpkin chop what's this going to be" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1142.24, "text": "about i have no idea anymore i'm so" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1144.88, "text": "upset by everything that i'm seeing" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 1146.799, "text": "fresh salad is a great way to eat" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1148.64, "text": "healthy the problem is the slicing and" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1150.72, "text": "the chopping and all that cleanup" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1152.559, "text": "afterwards" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1154.88, "text": "you're cutting up onions and carrots" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1156.64, "text": "you're not trying to carve up a body" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1159.52, "text": "what is the spicing and the chopping god" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1161.679, "text": "these damn knee joints are just so hard" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1164, "text": "to cut through granny lou here for pump" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1166.24, "text": "and chop granny lou" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1168.08, "text": "sell it to me baby i'm so excited" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1171.12, "text": "all with just two fingers i like" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1173.36, "text": "cucumber tomato and fresh lettuce" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 1175.919, "text": "pop on the lid attach the plunger" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1179.36, "text": "pump pump pump inside the blade swirl" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1182, "text": "with every pump" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1182.799, "text": "chopping up the ingredients and mixing" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1184.64, "text": "no pretty soon it's done" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1186.4, "text": "don't you dare try and copy what vince" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1189.84, "text": "did" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1190.559, "text": "years ago prefer homemade dressing no" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1193.28, "text": "problem" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1194, "text": "just replace the chopping blades with" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1195.76, "text": "the whipping blades add your ingredients" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1198.24, "text": "and using just two fingers okay that's" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1200.4, "text": "different but it's the exact same as the" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1202.559, "text": "crank chop" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1203.44, "text": "you guys remember the crank chop right" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1205.28, "text": "hey it's vince with crank chop the" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1206.96, "text": "chocolate that's going to chop all your" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1208.24, "text": "food in a matter of seconds" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1209.76, "text": "let's get cranking blades are at the" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1211.2, "text": "bottom food goes in peppers onion pam" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1213.76, "text": "close the lid one two three seconds and" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1217.2, "text": "you're" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1218.32, "text": "so easy so much easier this lady pulled" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1221.12, "text": "out" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1221.44, "text": "the tower of eisenguard and put it on" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1223.76, "text": "top and had to plunge the whole thing" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1225.44, "text": "down" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1225.76, "text": "whereas vince is just charging up his" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1227.36, "text": "mambo the crank chop" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 1228.88, "text": "was so badass that i actually bought one" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 1232.48, "text": "myself that is a genuine" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1236.08, "text": "crank chop" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1240.08, "text": "yeah not only that but vince convinced" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1243.44, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1244.72, "text": "to buy the slap chop there it is folks" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1247.84, "text": "i've been talking about reviewing this" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1249.6, "text": "bad boy for so long" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1251.12, "text": "i bought this after that video and it's" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1253.28, "text": "been years" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1254.96, "text": "and i just haven't gotten around to do" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 1256.64, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1259.36, "text": "but you better believe it that this" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1261.2, "text": "video is coming soon" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1262.48, "text": "i'm moving soon and i feel like it's a" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 1264.32, "text": "lot easier to record in the kitchen that" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1265.76, "text": "i'm moving to" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 1266.559, "text": "so i'm going to do it there god bless" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1269.919, "text": "vince" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1270.32, "text": "you can mix up a batch in no time granny" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1272.799, "text": "lou is an absolute" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 1273.919, "text": "thief" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1277.039, "text": "well it fell over now and fell apart but" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 1278.88, "text": "look how much bigger and more cumbersome" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1280.48, "text": "that is" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1281.039, "text": "how are you gonna fit that in a cupboard" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1282.48, "text": "a part of my brain loves trying to guess" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1284.64, "text": "what these things" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1285.44, "text": "are before i actually figure out what" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1288.4, "text": "they are" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 1289.039, "text": "the snap and soothe what is that" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1292.72, "text": "i don't know it's some sort of like" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1294.32, "text": "spanking paddle that eases your brain" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1297.76, "text": "to me that's what it is anyone who" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1300, "text": "suffers from chronic pain knows the" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1302, "text": "instant relief a heating pad can bring" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1304.159, "text": "right the problem is that ordinary" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1305.76, "text": "heating pads need to stay plugged in" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1307.76, "text": "so you end up stuck in one place darn it" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1310.88, "text": "well not really if i actually buy the" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1312.88, "text": "little shorty right" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1314.24, "text": "are you actually going against your own" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1315.6, "text": "products now and contradicting each" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1317.44, "text": "other" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1318.159, "text": "i this i need to get into the cymac" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1321.28, "text": "multiverse and see what's going on" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 1324.159, "text": "because you're really starting to pit" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1326.32, "text": "product against product now there's snap" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1328.64, "text": "and soothe the amazing new pet" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1330.88, "text": "himself" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1335.76, "text": "you just snapped the metal disc and as" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1338.24, "text": "oh my god yes" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1339.84, "text": "it self heats to an amazing 128 degrees" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1343.84, "text": "okay that's fahrenheit and fahrenheit is" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1345.44, "text": "absolutely [ __ ] it's just changed to" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1346.64, "text": "the metric system it's so much easier" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1348.32, "text": "but i remember" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1349.44, "text": "when i went to korea i there" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1352.64, "text": "they that was the first place i ever saw" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1354.32, "text": "that they had like heating pads like the" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1355.84, "text": "ones that you heat up in a microwave" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1357.76, "text": "or stuff like this where you'd like put" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 1360.64, "text": "them on your hands or your wrists during" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 1362.08, "text": "winter" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1362.799, "text": "i'd never seen them before and then this" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1364.559, "text": "one showed up and i had one of these" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1367.039, "text": "and it was absolutely insane because you" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1369.36, "text": "click this disc" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1370.559, "text": "and then a chemical reaction happens" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 1372.559, "text": "within the material in" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1374, "text": "it and it instantly gets hot" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1377.2, "text": "okay now i sound like i'm trying to sell" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1378.88, "text": "you the snap and soothe" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1380.559, "text": "but it really does work it's insane it" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1382.72, "text": "was the first time i've ever seen" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1384, "text": "something that" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1384.64, "text": "would like a proper like crazy chemical" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1386.96, "text": "reaction" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 1388.559, "text": "maybe i actually saw something in school" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1389.84, "text": "and i'm just too stupid to remember it" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1391.84, "text": "but seeing it happen in real time and" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 1393.679, "text": "seeing these like crystals form i was" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1395.44, "text": "like how is it hot" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1397.2, "text": "it must be magnets or something or zeus" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1399.76, "text": "himself has come down and zapped" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 1401.28, "text": "my hand it was insane and then i could" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1404.24, "text": "put this into boiling water again and it" }, { "duration": 2.241, "start": 1406.159, "text": "would melt all the crystals and then you" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1407.6, "text": "could do it again" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 1408.4, "text": "granted there was diminishing returns on" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1410.159, "text": "it but it was nuts" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 1411.919, "text": "in just minutes snap and soothe resets" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1415.039, "text": "so you can re-snap for hundreds of" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1417.52, "text": "hundreds of uses" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1418.88, "text": "stiff neck from a long day of stress" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1420.96, "text": "just snap" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1422.4, "text": "and you can relax lower back acting up" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1425.36, "text": "again" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1426.08, "text": "just snap and you can have immediate" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 1428.84, "text": "relief immediate relief" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1431.76, "text": "it's lower back pain well i am done" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1435.2, "text": "reacting to sightmarks videos for today" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1438, "text": "let me know" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1438.799, "text": "if there's any there's a bunch of these" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1441.12, "text": "here go through it" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1442.88, "text": "pause the video if you want to there are" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1445.279, "text": "a ton" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1446.64, "text": "of these things out there let me know if" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 1449.36, "text": "there's any of these you want to see" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1451.039, "text": "again" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 1451.679, "text": "or just let me know down in the comments" }, { "duration": 2.081, "start": 1453.039, "text": "if there's anything else you want to see" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1454.64, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1455.12, "text": "funniest home videos because it seems" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1457.6, "text": "like we just have a" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1458.72, "text": "million and one things that we can" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1460.88, "text": "actually look at" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 1461.919, "text": "now are they actually funny yes are they" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 1465.039, "text": "a scam" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1466.4, "text": "absolutely a lot of these things are" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1468.08, "text": "just like regular items that people are" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1470.88, "text": "trying to sell you at a different price" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1472.48, "text": "but putting a snappy name on it like" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1474.32, "text": "tack glasses and" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 1475.919, "text": "snap and sooth and the spank and" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 1479.039, "text": "dump but i have an incredible time" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1481.76, "text": "reacting to them regardless" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1484.72, "text": "but anyway thank you guys so much for" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1486.159, "text": "watching this episode of jacksepticeye's" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1488.4, "text": "funniest home videos" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1490, "text": "don't forget to hey robin can you put in" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1492.559, "text": "like the sound effect" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1494.72, "text": "giraffe see it's like i never even got" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1497.36, "text": "up out of my chair" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1499.12, "text": "but if you enjoyed the series and" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 1500.88, "text": "enjoyed this video please don't forget" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1502.32, "text": "to leave a like" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 1503.279, "text": "and also subscribe because it's free and" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1506.08, "text": "you'll be updated when we're uploading" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1507.52, "text": "another one of these videos" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1509.039, "text": "but yeah definitely leave me a" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 1510.64, "text": "suggestion down in the comments what you" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 1511.919, "text": "guys want to see" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1512.799, "text": "in the next one if it's any of these or" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1514.32, "text": "any just any other videos or if you" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1515.919, "text": "found a channel" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1516.88, "text": "that you think would be good for this as" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 1518.559, "text": "well please let me know" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1520, "text": "um but that's going to do it for this" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1521.36, "text": "episode i bid you all farewell" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1523.6, "text": "bid you all farewell why do i end the" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 1525.36, "text": "video like that i have no idea" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1527.12, "text": "just buy my coffee" } ]

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CAN YOU SAVE HER!? | Detroit Become Human (DEMO)

I've been really looking forward to Detroit Become Human. They released a demo so I thought I'd check it out! God of War ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtwgGc-An6U&list=PLMBYlcH3smRzz8VqMEUO2i9Vu3ynWAkQ0 ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Game Link ► Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:35:24.291047

Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome to Detroit: Become Human. Well, the demo version of the game -- 'The Hostage' demo. This is a game that's coming out. It's made by Quantic Dream, who have made Heavy Rain and, uh, Beyond: Two Souls, the Ellen Page game. They make some very well renowned games. They make some stuff with a lot of twists, a lot of choices. And I've seen this game announced a while ago, and I've been excited about it ever since, because these games are all about the story, and the characters, and the choices you make, and how it affects the story -- and people love that kind of stuff about these games. So, this is just a demo to try and give you a tease for what this is going to be like. It's out this year at some point, I believe. Can't remember when, but I'm very excited about it. So, I want to see what the demo is like, and I thought that that would be a good chance to try and get a flavor for what it is, and I might as well record it. "I want immersive gameplay with advanced controls. A fair challenge, where mistakes can mean losing a character.'' Yeah, why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's jump all in. I think this just gives you one scenario to play out, and then you can pick some choices out of it and see what kinda happens. And the game is all about robots, so people who have become robots, or like 'synthetic' people, kind of thing. It's all based in the future, 'cause there's no way a human would be able to do that. What a handsome boy. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Oh, I get to move. Noice. Oh, it's very pretty, which is another thing that Quantic Dream always do. That water... Hey, just because I have circuits and wires instead of blood and a heart does not make me any less of a person. Sir. "Hold R2 to consult your objectives." Woah. Holy God. Freeze-y time junction. *imitates in-game sound* That's a cool T.V. Oh, can we have T.V.s like that in the future? "Talk to Captain Allen first." Okay, ah... And the fact that I'm a robot kind of makes that all a bit cooler. It's like you're going against your directives, and it's physically not allowing you to go in. Hello! That's a shiny gun you have. Okay. 'Deviant's name', 'Deviant's behaviour', 'Emotional shock', 'Deactivation code'. Uh, 'Deviant's name'. Uh, 'Deviant's behavior'. So I'm guessing whoever has the hostage is another android. "Probability of success -- forty-eight percent". Oh... *chuckles* Are you a gamblin' man, 'cause I do not like those odds. "Understand what happened." and "Save hostage at all costs." All righty dighty. I can figure it out. I have no reflection! Are androids like vampires in this world? "Interact using the right stick." But interact with what? Ah... "Analyze". Hmm. "Use the right stick to move the cursor." Oho! Beam me up, Scotty. Activating android detect-o vision. Bullets confirmed. I like the UI! ".355 ammunition." 35s. "Velocity: 350" -- er, "365 meters per second." "Energy: 659 joules. Bullet weight: 250 --" I don't care. Okay, what else can we analyze? Oh. "An MS853 Black Hawk. Capacity: 17 rounds, 35 millimeter" "Overall: 8.5 inches. Barrel: 5 inches" "Reconstruct"? God, it's like playing finger twister for this game. "Using L2 or R2 to to review the reconstruction." Uhm, uh, bescuse me? How are you figuring this out? "Deviant took the father's gun." You looked at bullets, a case, and figured out what gun it was from the stencil. And you managed to figure out all of that? Oh, oh, oh! Fifty percent! That sweet thing got me two percent. I am all about this! Okay. "Objectives". "Locate the hostage." I have to talk like a robot. To save like a robot, I must think like a robot. Hey, there's someone dead here! Aw, Greg, no! Okay, let's analyze your nose. Oh, analyze those eyes. His eye color will tell me if he's a Libra or a Sagittarius. "Deceased" -- well, no shit. You analyze the pulse for that. "John Phillips. Six feet." "Weight: 187" Hey, don't judge him, okay? It's not long after Christmas. "Estimated time of death: 7:29 p.m." Okay. Ah, coffee stain. Or, you know, bullet hole. *laughs* "Upper lung hemorrhage. Pneumothorax" Hey, a pneumothorax! That's when you get like a pocket of air between your lung and the lining of your lung, isn't it? And then it hurts like hell? My sister had one when she was younger. It scared the crap out of me. We thought she was having a heart attack. Hey, it's another bullet hole. I think I figured it out! He was shot! "Left kidney perforated. Fatal abdomal traum-- abdominal trauma". Hmm. There's another one lower. "Lower lung hemorrhage. Internal bleeding" Damn it guys, we're too late. He's dead. Damn. I-- he was shot with a .35, not a fucking Gauss rifle! "Father was holding something." Was it near and dear to his heart, though? Aw, this is cool. I have to reverse then, to get the next part. Huh, what? Ah! I feel like Batman. Okay. So, when he died, boosh! It fell all the way over there, so now I have to go over there to get that thing. Oh, I like this. This is fun. I like detective work. Been watching a lot of 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' recently, so detective stuff is top of my mind. "Swipe to unlock." Ah. "Deviant was gonna be replaced." See, this is what Will Smith was -- *gunshots* -- warning all of us about in 'I, Robot'! Oh, this is cool. I like the sense of, like, atmosphere and world that's here, and the depth of field is really nice. Camera positioning is God-awful, though. When I start, like, looking down, I can almost lose the character in my feet. "DPD officer was first responder." All right, let's see what you had for breakfast. Hmm. Apple cheeks. Should've known. "P.O" Uh, "Anthony Deckard". Deckard Cain! Uh, "Estimated time of death: 8:03 p.m." All right. Hmm. "Right heart ventricle perforated. Internal bleeding" Guys, I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I think we might have a gunman on our hands. Ah! Szechuan sauce, from the Chinese restaurant down the street. "Gunshot residue. Lead styphnate. Antimony sulfide. Only one shot." All right, let's reconstruct your life. *imitates in-game sounds* All right. What happened? There we go -- he was shot by a shoe! "Hostage witnessed the shooting." Oh, God. Ah! "Cops shot the deviant." Very nice, very nice, very -- oh, God, sorry. Sorry to rewind to your death again. "Weapon located." Okay, what's my percentage now? We are in the sixty two percent range. Ugh... I don't know if I like the future. Um! Somebody's -- that pot! Who's making pasta? They say a watched pot never boils. They were fuckin' wrong. Okay. You, numty! All right, I have a weapon. I just start shooting all the other dudes. "Take or put back. Choose by performing the right movement." Uhu! So can I actually... I'm gonna take it. Doesn't mean I have to use it! Ho-ho! That went up a lot. As soon as I picked up a gun, the game was like -- "Yeah, you were gonna kill this guy. Now you got it." I wanna keep looking around before I choose anything else. Aha, there's more stuff. What did he order for takeout that night? *loud gunshot* Jesus! You okay? Oh, I can see them out in the balcony "Unmute." Oh. Okay, whatever. Boo! Don't care. Hmm. Did he make toast or eggs? That's the question. *gasp* A avacado! Sixty-four percent. That's not very good. "Victims examined. Search hostage's room." "Locate the hostage." Okay, so there's more stuff left to do. I can probably go out and do it immediately, knowing all the stuff that I know, but I don't want to. Uhh, he's made out of Gatorade. I love that he actually -- like, he's a walking machine, so he's able to just lick it and then analyze it. Is that your hard drive light flashing? Alright, sixty-seven percent. That's better. Stay frosty. "Child shoe size" -- or, "size shoe." "Hostage could be wounded." I hope not. It's just a kid. Okay, we are in the seventy percent bracket, people! All right. There's more stuff to search. What was that? Nothing left to search in here? Ah! This room I haven't searched. Okay, this is gonna be good. Oh, what was she listenin' to? What she -- what kind of music she into? "Child didn't hear gunshots." Oh. Okay, but what was the song? Do you have, like, a Shazam inside your head? Are you, like, a walking, like, new Alexa. Like, "Alexa! Get me an apple!" My real Alexa can't do that. 'Kay, found out his name. Also learned that the child cannot frame a picture to save her life. That's okay. *gunshots* "What the fuck are you doing?" Oh, do I have to out there now? Pro -- no... I can't turn around. Okay. Connor, turn around! Damn it. I only got up a small bit, though. Oh, those are my main objectives. Ow! He got a red light that should have been your first indicator, it's the red ring of death He's an Xbox 360(get him) Name Oh I can Walk closer UMM EXCUSE ME Game deviance trust approach slowly, okay Okay, the kids wounded(nuuu u k kid,well...no) He's wounded(-_-) Okay do it, do it, do it Do it I'm gonna be truthful. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna save you girl Except the second one I have in my pants(under?) NO NO NO ooh 92%. Oh somebody else is dead in the pool. Jesus(maybe there just chilling out) I'm gonna use that from now on(yeah,on your phone) No no no(not yet!) It's okay Emma(shhh,shh its okay,and if YOU JUST PUT HER THE FRICK DOWN SAFELY!) HEY YOU(F off dude) Oh! We're at 99%(+1) it didn't move a Ford Focus OH Jesus! Oh God! I didn't know that's what sacrificing myself meant I Thought he was just gonna. Take me hostage instead and I could keep talking to him Jesus Christ We're good right? NOPE I am all the way dead My god *laughs Whoa! that was cool I Like that a lot. This is the scenes Flow.. I don't like how it ended I might go back in and try a second path at it Just to see if I- it can do anything a bit different Here You can review the paths you've taken the paths yet to be explored all possibilities. You've unlocked Oh mother of Jesus oh my god Total of 420 points Okay so the start Talk to Captain Alan apparently there was something else I could have done here There's a bunch of things that I could have done take the cops gun or leave it there leaving it There was the other option wasted too much time SWAT injured, so that's another thing I did So I wonder can I See I can't say these things without knowing it like now. I know his name is daniele he was gonna be replaced all these different things but Like going into the game again. I don't know that so I don't know if I can actually go out faster And then be like oh hey Daniel because I don't I won't probably won't get the option Friendly approach dismiss helicopter I can be aggressive. I guess sacrifice self Jesus. Connor died protecting Emma and Daniel also died World stats ahhh That's cool So I can see how many percentages of people did things 49 percent took the gun 84% swat injured friendly approach 79% 80% of people dismissed helicopter 13% sacrificed themselves and 69% got closed off. Okay. I want to try a different one. Okay, this is just a trailer. I know what the trailer looks like all right, so what was the information? I really need it It was the dude's name right? Dude's name and probable cause so if I go in here and watch the video Connor. play video Okay Hello Daniel missed the opportunity to say hi Daniel. oh it says Emma P. on the top. Okay Kids of the future and their new iPads Okay, probability of success is 55% will analyze this guy again No God. He still got hurt I Thought if I just did those two things I'd be fine Okay, can I look out? Can I go? oh, I can go outside okay cool Hi, Daniel My name is Connor I'm Going out So now I got rid of the option to even choose the gun so technically I left the gun every time man Where's Will Smith with his robot bookie arm when you need him Oh Did I just... oh god. Did I just make it way worse? I Can still do this Sure you do! Everyone loves talking *Heh* Jump Emma! NOT off the building, out of his arms. Who's the other person dead in the pool? *Teh* yeah, don't do it Daniel I did pretty good last time I got to 99% I'm using that on people from now on I'm so sad this emotion that you're feeling is error in your software Ok chopper get out of here Do a walk What If you just flew by too close and just blew him off the building Uhoh That was a bad Idea a Toyota Corolla this time Should've done that last time YES I got to 100% YAYYY NOOOO Good god man. No! He trusted me. Daniel! Oh balls Oh creepy oh, it's an officer who's dead What a Badass Huh wonder if there's a way of actually doing it so that he doesn't get shot what did I do this time? I got a whole bunch of different ones Sniper shot deviant okay, so there's two there's three other outcomes that can actually happen And it's cool that it shows you the flowchart of how that occurs Yeah wasted too much time as last time so the blue ones are the ones now And the ones that are grayed out would have black writing are the ones that I did huh so Building trust also goes to that one, but there's a bunch of them here That I didn't get I Don't know. I might try these.. is this another ending right here one two three. There's four other endings, huh? I'm gonna leave this episode here, and I might try these in my own time or somewhere else I don't know, but this is a really cool Glimpse into what the game is gonna be like I like that a lot there's not a whole lot to it and a lot of it is just detective work and clicking on things and piecing things together I don't know there's something really fun about that umm The visuals are nice the atmosphere is nice the world that they seem to live in is really cool. It's very umm It's very I Robot and like can you trust the machines and who's real and who's not so I? it would be fun to see that dynamic play out in a in an entire game setting, but for what it is I liked it a lot that was that was really really fun to play anyway Thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it Punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS and High fives all around *WAPOOSH *WAPOOSH Well thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO I like that the name of the game is just asking Detroit to become more human

[ { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 0.7000000000000001, "text": "Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1.7000000000000002, "text": "My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome to Detroit: Become Human." }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 5.3, "text": "Well, the demo version of the game -- 'The Hostage' demo." }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 8.68, "text": "This is a game that's coming out. It's made by Quantic Dream, who have made Heavy Rain" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 13.72, "text": "and, uh, Beyond: Two Souls, the Ellen Page game." }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 18.94, "text": "They make some very well renowned games. They make some stuff with a lot of twists, a lot of choices." }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 24.54, "text": "And I've seen this game announced a while ago, and I've been excited about it ever since," }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 28.26, "text": "because these games are all about the story, and the characters, and the choices you make," }, { "duration": 2.939, "start": 32.25, "text": "and how it affects the story -- and people love that kind of stuff about these games." }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 35.28, "text": "So, this is just a demo to try and give you a tease for what this is going to be like." }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 39.28, "text": "It's out this year at some point, I believe. Can't remember when, but I'm very excited about it." }, { "duration": 3.46, "start": 44.1, "text": "So, I want to see what the demo is like, and I thought that that would be a good chance to try" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 47.76, "text": "and get a flavor for what it is, and I might as well record it." }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 50.62, "text": "\"I want immersive gameplay with advanced controls. A fair challenge, where mistakes can mean losing a character.''" }, { "duration": 1.861, "start": 57.579, "text": "Yeah, why not?" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 59.44, "text": "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's jump all in." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 62.28, "text": "I think this just gives you one scenario to play out," }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 65.02, "text": "and then you can pick some choices out of it and see what kinda happens." }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 68.64, "text": "And the game is all about robots, so" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 72.34, "text": "people who have become robots, or like 'synthetic' people, kind of thing." }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 79.9, "text": "It's all based in the future, 'cause there's no way a human would be able to do that." }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 87.36, "text": "What a handsome boy." }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 93.1, "text": "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 97.5, "text": "Oh, I get to move. Noice." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 101.56, "text": "Oh, it's very pretty," }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 104.14, "text": "which is another thing that Quantic Dream always do." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 109.76, "text": "That water..." }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 128.14, "text": "Hey, just because I have circuits and wires instead of blood and a heart" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 134.58, "text": "does not make me any less of a person." }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 138.12, "text": "Sir." }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 140.1, "text": "\"Hold R2 to consult your objectives.\"" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 143.66, "text": "Woah." }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 146.26, "text": "Holy God. Freeze-y time junction." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 150.4, "text": "*imitates in-game sound*" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 154.34, "text": "That's a cool T.V. Oh, can we have T.V.s like that in the future?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 160.94, "text": "\"Talk to Captain Allen first.\"" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 164.88, "text": "Okay, ah..." }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 166.56, "text": "And the fact that I'm a robot kind of makes that all a bit cooler." }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 169.24, "text": "It's like you're going against your directives, and it's physically not allowing you to go in." }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 175.12, "text": "Hello! That's a shiny gun you have." }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 197.8, "text": "Okay. 'Deviant's name', 'Deviant's behaviour', 'Emotional shock', 'Deactivation code'." }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 202.14, "text": "Uh, 'Deviant's name'." }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 212.24, "text": "Uh, 'Deviant's behavior'." }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 213.88, "text": "So I'm guessing whoever has the hostage is another android." }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 230.78, "text": "\"Probability of success -- forty-eight percent\". Oh... *chuckles*" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 234.74, "text": "Are you a gamblin' man, 'cause I do not like those odds." }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 238.74, "text": "\"Understand what happened.\" and \"Save hostage at all costs.\"" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 242.96, "text": "All righty dighty. I can figure it out. I have no reflection!" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 248.96, "text": "Are androids like vampires in this world?" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 251.68, "text": "\"Interact using the right stick.\"" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 254.78, "text": "But interact with what?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 257.3, "text": "Ah... \"Analyze\"." }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 261.38, "text": "Hmm. \"Use the right stick to move the cursor.\"" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 264.42, "text": "Oho! Beam me up, Scotty." }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 268.38, "text": "Activating android detect-o vision." }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 273.8, "text": "Bullets confirmed." }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 278.5, "text": "I like the UI!" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 280.58, "text": "\".355 ammunition.\" 35s." }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 283.46, "text": "\"Velocity: 350\" -- er, \"365 meters per second.\"" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 286.3, "text": "\"Energy: 659 joules. Bullet weight: 250 --\" I don't care." }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 291.46, "text": "Okay, what else can we analyze? Oh." }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 297.26, "text": "\"An MS853 Black Hawk. Capacity: 17 rounds, 35 millimeter\"" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 302.72, "text": "\"Overall: 8.5 inches. Barrel: 5 inches\"" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 305.92, "text": "\"Reconstruct\"?" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 308.42, "text": "God, it's like playing finger twister for this game." }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 310.82, "text": "\"Using L2 or R2 to to review the reconstruction.\"" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 319.6, "text": "Uhm, uh, bescuse me? How are you figuring this out?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 326.76, "text": "\"Deviant took the father's gun.\"" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 330.82, "text": "You looked at bullets, a case, and figured out what gun it was from the stencil." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 338.5, "text": "And you managed to figure out all of that?" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 342.22, "text": "Oh, oh, oh! Fifty percent!" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 345.22, "text": "That sweet thing got me two percent. I am all about this!" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 349.92, "text": "Okay. \"Objectives\"." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 353.54, "text": "\"Locate the hostage.\" I have to talk like a robot." }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 359.26, "text": "To save like a robot, I must think like a robot. Hey, there's someone dead here!" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 369.54, "text": "Aw, Greg, no!" }, { "duration": 4.78, "start": 371.92, "text": "Okay, let's analyze your nose. Oh, analyze those eyes." }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 376.7, "text": "His eye color will tell me if he's a Libra or a Sagittarius." }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 382.32, "text": "\"Deceased\" -- well, no shit. You analyze the pulse for that." }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 385.7, "text": "\"John Phillips. Six feet.\"" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 387.6, "text": "\"Weight: 187\" Hey, don't judge him, okay? It's not long after Christmas." }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 393.12, "text": "\"Estimated time of death: 7:29 p.m.\" Okay." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 398, "text": "Ah, coffee stain." }, { "duration": 3, "start": 402.4, "text": "Or, you know, bullet hole. *laughs*" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 405.52, "text": "\"Upper lung hemorrhage. Pneumothorax\"" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 408.08, "text": "Hey, a pneumothorax! That's when you get like a pocket of air between your lung and the lining of your lung, isn't it?" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 413.68, "text": "And then it hurts like hell? My sister had one when she was younger. It scared the crap out of me." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 417.36, "text": "We thought she was having a heart attack." }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 419.02, "text": "Hey, it's another bullet hole. I think I figured it out! He was shot!" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 426.46, "text": "\"Left kidney perforated. Fatal abdomal traum-- abdominal trauma\". Hmm." }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 432.1, "text": "There's another one lower. \"Lower lung hemorrhage. Internal bleeding\"" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 439.24, "text": "Damn it guys, we're too late. He's dead." }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 447.7, "text": "Damn. I-- he was shot with a .35, not a fucking Gauss rifle!" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 455.22, "text": "\"Father was holding something.\"" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 457.56, "text": "Was it near and dear to his heart, though?" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 460.84, "text": "Aw, this is cool. I have to reverse then, to get the next part." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 469.24, "text": "Huh, what?" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 473.36, "text": "Ah! I feel like Batman." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 481.24, "text": "Okay." }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 484.6, "text": "So, when he died, boosh!" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 488.28, "text": "It fell all the way over there, so now I have to go over there to get that thing." }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 490.74, "text": "Oh, I like this." }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 493.56, "text": "This is fun. I like detective work." }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 496.94, "text": "Been watching a lot of 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' recently, so detective stuff is top of my mind." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 505.48, "text": "\"Swipe to unlock.\" Ah." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 517.42, "text": "\"Deviant was gonna be replaced.\"" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 522.32, "text": "See, this is what Will Smith was -- *gunshots* -- warning all of us about in 'I, Robot'!" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 532.94, "text": "Oh, this is cool." }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 536.74, "text": "I like the sense of, like, atmosphere and world that's here, and the depth of field is really nice." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 541.7, "text": "Camera positioning is God-awful, though." }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 544.96, "text": "When I start, like, looking down, I can almost lose the character in my feet." }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 551.6, "text": "\"DPD officer was first responder.\" All right, let's see what you had for breakfast." }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 558.62, "text": "Hmm. Apple cheeks. Should've known." }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 562.44, "text": "\"P.O\" Uh, \"Anthony Deckard\". Deckard Cain!" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 567.6, "text": "Uh, \"Estimated time of death: 8:03 p.m.\" All right." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 575.92, "text": "Hmm." }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 578.24, "text": "\"Right heart ventricle perforated. Internal bleeding\"" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 581.68, "text": "Guys, I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I think we might have a gunman on our hands." }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 590.8, "text": "Ah! Szechuan sauce, from the Chinese restaurant down the street." }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 597.12, "text": "\"Gunshot residue. Lead styphnate. Antimony sulfide. Only one shot.\"" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 604.46, "text": "All right, let's reconstruct your life." }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 607.4, "text": "*imitates in-game sounds*" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 610.3, "text": "All right. What happened?" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 613.58, "text": "There we go -- he was shot by a shoe!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 616.84, "text": "\"Hostage witnessed the shooting.\" Oh, God." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 622.64, "text": "Ah! \"Cops shot the deviant.\"" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 626.25, "text": "Very nice, very nice, very -- oh, God, sorry. Sorry to rewind to your death again." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 637.56, "text": "\"Weapon located.\"" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 642.82, "text": "Okay, what's my percentage now? We are in the sixty two percent range." }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 652.84, "text": "Ugh... I don't know if I like the future." }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 654.88, "text": "Um! Somebody's -- that pot!" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 658.3, "text": "Who's making pasta? They say a watched pot never boils. They were fuckin' wrong." }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 665.82, "text": "Okay." }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 668.16, "text": "You, numty!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 675.36, "text": "All right, I have a weapon." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 677.88, "text": "I just start shooting all the other dudes." }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 680.76, "text": "\"Take or put back. Choose by performing the right movement.\" Uhu!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 685.64, "text": "So can I actually... I'm gonna take it." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 691.56, "text": "Doesn't mean I have to use it!" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 693.06, "text": "Ho-ho! That went up a lot." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 694.76, "text": "As soon as I picked up a gun, the game was like --" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 696.42, "text": "\"Yeah, you were gonna kill this guy. Now you got it.\"" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 700.98, "text": "I wanna keep looking around before I choose anything else." }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 706.32, "text": "Aha, there's more stuff." }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 708.18, "text": "What did he order for takeout that night?" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 711.02, "text": "*loud gunshot*" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 712.04, "text": "Jesus!" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 716.24, "text": "You okay? Oh, I can see them out in the balcony" }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 720.96, "text": "\"Unmute.\"" }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 725, "text": "Oh." }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 733.64, "text": "Okay, whatever. Boo! Don't care." }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 738.54, "text": "Hmm. Did he make toast or eggs? That's the question." }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 742.98, "text": "*gasp* A avacado!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 747.04, "text": "Sixty-four percent. That's not very good." }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 749.78, "text": "\"Victims examined. Search hostage's room.\"" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 753.56, "text": "\"Locate the hostage.\" Okay, so there's more stuff left to do." }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 757.24, "text": "I can probably go out and do it immediately," }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 760.12, "text": "knowing all the stuff that I know, but I don't want to." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 766.24, "text": "Uhh, he's made out of Gatorade." }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 771.34, "text": "I love that he actually -- like, he's a walking machine," }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 774.92, "text": "so he's able to just lick it and then analyze it." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 778.55, "text": "Is that your hard drive light flashing?" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 782.42, "text": "Alright, sixty-seven percent. That's better." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 787.9, "text": "Stay frosty." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 790.06, "text": "\"Child shoe size\" -- or, \"size shoe.\"" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 793.16, "text": "\"Hostage could be wounded.\" I hope not. It's just a kid." }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 798.76, "text": "Okay, we are in the seventy percent bracket, people!" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 804.08, "text": "All right." }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 806.74, "text": "There's more stuff to search." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 810.32, "text": "What was that?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 814.34, "text": "Nothing left to search in here?" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 818.42, "text": "Ah! This room I haven't searched." }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 825.84, "text": "Okay, this is gonna be good. Oh, what was she listenin' to? What she -- what kind of music she into?" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 837.08, "text": "\"Child didn't hear gunshots.\" Oh." }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 843.24, "text": "Okay, but what was the song? Do you have, like, a Shazam inside your head?" }, { "duration": 7.61, "start": 849.57, "text": "Are you, like, a walking, like, new Alexa. Like, \"Alexa! Get me an apple!\"" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 858.48, "text": "My real Alexa can't do that." }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 871.64, "text": "'Kay, found out his name." }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 875.02, "text": "Also learned that the child cannot frame a picture to save her life." }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 879.24, "text": "That's okay. *gunshots*" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 886.14, "text": "\"What the fuck are you doing?\"" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 888.62, "text": "Oh, do I have to out there now?" }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 891.34, "text": "Pro -- no... I can't turn around." }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 893.96, "text": "Okay. Connor, turn around! Damn it." }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 899.2, "text": "I only got up a small bit, though. Oh, those are my main objectives." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 904.1, "text": "Ow!" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 911.1, "text": "He got a red light that should have been your first indicator, it's the red ring of death" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 917.11, "text": "He's an Xbox 360(get him)" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 920.02, "text": "Name" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 931.06, "text": "Oh I can Walk closer" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 935.04, "text": "UMM EXCUSE ME" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 939.4, "text": "Game deviance trust approach slowly, okay" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 954.4, "text": "Okay, the kids wounded(nuuu u k kid,well...no)" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 956.74, "text": "He's wounded(-_-)" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 965.88, "text": "Okay do it, do it, do it" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 968.02, "text": "Do it" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 969.78, "text": "I'm gonna be truthful. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna save you girl" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 976.16, "text": "Except the second one I have in my pants(under?)" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 997.94, "text": "NO NO NO" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1014.42, "text": "ooh 92%." }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1020.78, "text": "Oh somebody else is dead in the pool. Jesus(maybe there just chilling out)" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1033.48, "text": "I'm gonna use that from now on(yeah,on your phone)" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 1039.56, "text": "No no no(not yet!)" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 1049.46, "text": "It's okay Emma(shhh,shh its okay,and if YOU JUST PUT HER THE FRICK DOWN SAFELY!)" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1058.72, "text": "HEY YOU(F off dude)" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1074.6, "text": "Oh! We're at 99%(+1)" }, { "duration": 0.54, "start": 1086.5, "text": "it didn't move" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 1092.66, "text": "a Ford Focus" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 1100.71, "text": "OH Jesus! Oh God! I didn't know that's what sacrificing myself meant" }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 1104.72, "text": "I Thought he was just gonna. Take me hostage instead and I could keep talking to him Jesus Christ" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 1115.98, "text": "We're good right?" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 1118.6, "text": "NOPE I am all the way dead" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1133.32, "text": "My god *laughs" }, { "duration": 2.15, "start": 1145.71, "text": "Whoa! that was cool" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 1148.89, "text": "I Like that a lot. This is the scenes Flow.." }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 1150.92, "text": "I don't like how it ended I might go back in and try a second path at it" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 1154.5, "text": "Just to see if I- it can do anything a bit different" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 1157.64, "text": "Here You can review the paths you've taken the paths yet to be explored all possibilities. You've unlocked" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 1162.76, "text": "Oh mother of Jesus oh my god" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1168.39, "text": "Total of 420 points" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1173.49, "text": "Okay so the start" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 1176.1, "text": "Talk to Captain Alan apparently there was something else I could have done here" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 1181.44, "text": "There's a bunch of things that I could have done take the cops gun or leave it there leaving it" }, { "duration": 2.3689999999999998, "start": 1185.99, "text": "There was the other option wasted too much time" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 1189.03, "text": "SWAT injured, so that's another thing I did" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1193.35, "text": "So I wonder can I" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 1195.99, "text": "See I can't say these things without knowing it like now. I know his name is daniele" }, { "duration": 2.189, "start": 1200.06, "text": "he was gonna be replaced all these different things but" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1203.37, "text": "Like going into the game again. I don't know that so I don't know if I can actually go out faster" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1208.37, "text": "And then be like oh hey Daniel because I don't I won't probably won't get the option" }, { "duration": 7.969, "start": 1214.62, "text": "Friendly approach dismiss helicopter I can be aggressive. I guess sacrifice self Jesus. Connor died protecting Emma and Daniel also died" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1224.22, "text": "World stats" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1228.36, "text": "ahhh That's cool" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1232.02, "text": "So I can see how many percentages of people did things" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1235.68, "text": "49 percent took the gun" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 1237.87, "text": "84% swat injured friendly approach 79% 80% of people dismissed helicopter" }, { "duration": 5.02, "start": 1244.2, "text": "13% sacrificed themselves and 69% got closed off. Okay. I want to try a different one." }, { "duration": 5.98, "start": 1251.64, "text": "Okay, this is just a trailer. I know what the trailer looks like all right, so what was the information? I really need it" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 1260.5, "text": "It was the dude's name right?" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 1265.9, "text": "Dude's name and probable cause so if I go in here and watch the video" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1278.2, "text": "Connor. play video" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1282.36, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1288.62, "text": "Hello" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 1290.62, "text": "Daniel missed the opportunity to say hi Daniel. oh it says Emma P. on the top. Okay" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1298.88, "text": "Kids of the future and their new iPads" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 1303.16, "text": "Okay, probability of success is 55% will analyze this guy again" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 1309.28, "text": "No God. He still got hurt" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1313.78, "text": "I Thought if I just did those two things I'd be fine" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1320.68, "text": "Okay, can I look out? Can I go?" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 1331.42, "text": "oh, I can go outside okay cool" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 1333.9, "text": "Hi, Daniel" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 1335.42, "text": "My name is Connor" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 1338.24, "text": "I'm Going out" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 1339.54, "text": "So now I got rid of the option to even choose the gun so technically I left the gun" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1345.21, "text": "every time man" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1356.76, "text": "Where's Will Smith with his robot bookie arm when you need him" }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 1373.12, "text": "Oh Did I just... oh god. Did I just make it way worse?" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1380.78, "text": "I Can still do this" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1393.12, "text": "Sure you do!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1395.26, "text": "Everyone loves talking" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 1411.46, "text": "*Heh* Jump Emma! NOT off the building, out of his arms." }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 1424.22, "text": "Who's the other person dead in the pool?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1437.98, "text": "*Teh* yeah, don't do it Daniel" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 1443.38, "text": "I did pretty good last time" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 1444.4, "text": "I got to 99%" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1450.44, "text": "I'm using that on people from now on" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1452.78, "text": "I'm so sad this emotion that you're feeling is error in your software" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1459.2, "text": "Ok chopper get out of here" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1462.8, "text": "Do a walk" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 1465.52, "text": "What If you just flew by too close and just blew him off the building" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1478.08, "text": "Uhoh That was a bad Idea" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 1486.1, "text": "a Toyota Corolla this time" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1496.94, "text": "Should've done that last time" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 1504.14, "text": "YES" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 1506.4, "text": "I got to 100%" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1514.96, "text": "YAYYY" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1519.9, "text": "NOOOO" }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 1526.94, "text": "Good god man. No! He trusted me. Daniel!" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 1538.24, "text": "Oh balls" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1545.72, "text": "Oh creepy oh, it's an officer who's dead" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 1560.62, "text": "What a Badass" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1569.72, "text": "Huh wonder if there's a way of actually doing it so that he doesn't get shot" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1576.46, "text": "what did I do this time? I got a whole bunch of different ones" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1580.1, "text": "Sniper shot deviant okay, so there's two there's three other outcomes that can actually happen" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1588.5, "text": "And it's cool that it shows you the flowchart of how that occurs" }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 1594.5, "text": "Yeah wasted too much time as last time so the blue ones are the ones now" }, { "duration": 2.849, "start": 1597.34, "text": "And the ones that are grayed out would have black writing are the ones that I did" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1601.04, "text": "huh so" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 1604.82, "text": "Building trust also goes to that one, but there's a bunch of them here" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1610.64, "text": "That I didn't get" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1613.94, "text": "I Don't know. I might try these.. is this another ending right here one two three. There's four other endings, huh?" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1620.09, "text": "I'm gonna leave this episode here, and I might try these in my own time or somewhere else" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1625.45, "text": "I don't know, but this is a really cool" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 1628.04, "text": "Glimpse into what the game is gonna be like I like that a lot" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 1630.8, "text": "there's not a whole lot to it and a lot of it is just detective work and clicking on things and piecing things together I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1635.95, "text": "don't know there's something really fun about that" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 1638.24, "text": "umm The visuals are nice the atmosphere is nice the world that they seem to live in is really cool. It's very umm" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1644.3, "text": "It's very I Robot and like can you trust the machines and who's real and who's not so I?" }, { "duration": 4.6690000000000005, "start": 1649.16, "text": "it would be fun to see that dynamic play out in a in an entire game setting, but for what it is" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1653.83, "text": "I liked it a lot that was that was really really fun to play anyway" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 1657.16, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 1660.82, "text": "Punch that like button in the face" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 1663.24, "text": "LIKE A BOSS" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1664.62, "text": "and" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 1665.42, "text": "High fives all around" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1666.28, "text": "*WAPOOSH *WAPOOSH" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 1668.5, "text": "Well thank you guys and I will see all you dudes" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1671.6, "text": "IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1687.24, "text": "I like that the name of the game is just asking Detroit to become more human" } ]

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top of morning tolling you graylek gladiate hoes out there we're back playing ancestors to humankind Odyssey now last episode I wasn't really doing anything I didn't understand a lot of the game I was I wasn't really paying attention to the things that were going on and apparently this is a game we have to pay attention a lot so my adde riddled of brain isn't probably not gonna do too well with this but I wanted to give it another shot I went back in and I started up a new lineage I did just the exact same things that I did last time and got to the exact same place that I did last time so nothing should be that different I just lost monkeys when I shouldn't have lost monkeys and or ate whatever I lost brethren and lost brothers I lost gladiators when I shouldn't have lost them so I went back and I did the meteor thing again because there's one thing that I didn't even realize was in my base which is these these are sleeping areas which I didn't even know and then if you sleep here you can evolve at these so I missed something incredibly Viking right out the beginning right under my nose so I'm gonna try and do this a little better this time so let's see fall let's see what I can do here new Ronal what kinesics the ability to gather all clan members is required whole be together all climb members and have them follow you whew matured neuron new ronald growth is complete assign your run or energy to initiate how the capacity for Oh so this is where I can this is for intelligence this is for senses and this is for Motricity I don't know what that one is and then this one is communication okay so my communication oh oh I can go down here I don't know it's more important to begin with my own intelligence or the communication of everybody I'll go for intelligence here the range for detection of non edible resources is increased tap ye to use your enhanced intelligence to follow the steps proposed by the contextual actions okay man this game really just does not give you anything it's just like you're a monkey figure it out okay what did I get self empowerment once connected clan members will have the capacity to automatically mimic an intimidation or the action of conquering fear whoa okay my big monkey brain it's getting even bigger let's initiate this meet God look at this look at all the synapses firing look at all my new runs going out Oh to launch an evolution you must be in your clan settlement have passed at least one generation and succeeded an evolution feat don't think I've passed one generation yet persica generation is irreversible there's no coming back and all unborn babies will be lost do you still want to pass a generation now yes I know it does I just want to see the mechanics oh sweet little baby chippy on to the next one Big Daddy eight mammoth kiss on head you've got big ears just like papa I'm all grown up now how much time of this past how much is a generation 60 years oh yeah people told me that they should groom more cuz then it can create bonds 15 what else somebody died the old generation has died out baby with spontaneous genetic mutation metabolism I don't know what I did but I'm a new baby now no come back and meet my friend be my friend please what sorry jumping on around here you have this o night o night o night I'm just gonna groom you until you appreciate my massage fingers I've got these magic mic bunky fingers that are really going to hit the right spots am I doing this right analyze our you're an elder female adult female yeah oh so okay got it nice I get it I get it now sorry whoops [Music] lose snacks and now let's do it the other way around so I was just holding it but you have to let go of it when you hear the little clicky sound and I was wondering cuz everyone was saying that I needed to pay attention to the actual sounds and that it's hard for youtubers to do sorry it's hard to do when you're doing your let's play oh god is it cold Oh No it's freezing coldness maybe we should all hook them together for warmth can I make a bed I think I can make beds lay down I know I don't think I could do anything with my evolution again yet oh hold on baby genetic matured tats and the members of the lineage without the capacity to better metabolize nutrients from various food sources to maximize energy this spontaneous genetic mutation will become effective after the lineages next evolution sweet oh no there's a dead one over here oh man what did you do after I finished grooming you what did you do to that monkey wait birth oh right here whoa I lightened the course of a friend generates new Ronald energy as for other actions use it for evolution while resting on a sleep putt spot scheme is intense um but I'm freezing do you want it you want to be my ha sorry and she's yearning tappan oh I can call my mate over whoa and then we can mate let's get it huh it's put a baby monkey in here Oh times passing that's not bad that's a good half hour of lovin that's pretty good good job there monkey man your name is now knack I don't know how this game works also last time I didn't even learn one of the most of useful mechanics in the game which is to grab foliage as you're flying through trees guys otherwise you just fall in and die all the time and I don't want to fall in dioxane what's your what's your dealio what's going on what's the problem pretty smile ooh Calvin Klein very nice okay what do you sound like distraught in headaches yeah I feel that okay we'll see you later but boo yes so like that so I don't fall and die all the time Oh God you know what let's do it anyway I wanna try something let's grab some sticks and put that down here I want to see if I can use it talk about stockpiling items I wanna see if I put stuff together Oh add to pile ah then could I add to pile again no I got two of my hands sorry I didn't even read the freaking thing I was too preoccupied with this roof I could bang rocks together could I grab the make it stick in a stick and rub them together and make fire basalt okay switch hands grab a new one no doesn't do anything different I'm hoping that cuz they again the game just doesn't tell you anything you kind of have to just guess things and put them together it's really ingenious because it makes you actually try and be a monkey why can I do anything like this Oh oh what the okay wait let's try and grab two sticks ten this is really this is peak monkey dang it I can't do it with that one alright I thought I could just start smacking sticks together a fire would come out whoo oh whoa I broke the stick but I learned something from it so what happens if I try and alter these if I can pull stuff up and I can shred it up good to know I wonder if I can make a stick into a weapon yah monkey dance party yeah break it down oh something's happening because there's a little sound again they did do it bath salt can alter a dead branch so now it's altered so if I drop this I don't want to have now do I have a weapon this is cool I'm discovering and become a big brain no the stick oh sweet wah-wah oh yeah Oh food Oh sustenance I don't know if my monkeys now are better or worse the last time my lattice monkeys are pretty damn good but they weren't dead I'm being attacked by everything well I'm smarter though I know the big brain I'm just gonna keep eating [ __ ] until I feel good okay you can at least run around now again are you good on water think you are but I only have a teeny tiny another ring let's try something with some rocks pick up two rocks and now I do this thing keep doing that forget it right and don't smash them ah the granite rock can alter a granite rock let it get though drop that switch hands inspect maybe this will help us Granite's a useful tool granite grinder we can get some sticks and then strip the branches and then use the granite grinder to make it sharp but then I should have like a spear right and then I can go fishing here's my stick from earlier let's grab that such an altar yes [Music] is there an audio cue for that I just keep grinding so you keep writing in there bud I'm getting cold or maybe not maybe the granite grinder is actually to like grind up berries and stuff but that would make a lot more sense otherwise would be a granite sharpener okay this is this is getting hard oh oh I've wonderful idea now that I have those big coconut boys or they call Coca's tacos or something the things that were above my base area I have to knock those down yet I haven't discovered the bees yet either if I get a rock now I know that I know that I can bash them together maybe that'll actually help my friends I'm back all right let's just drop this stuff here drop my grinder as well I don't want to lose stuff what are you this whoa shiny rock this is here the whole time and I didn't even realize obsidian I can make a nether portal what happens if I bash two of these together yeah these boys take grab one first inspect it we have I don't think oh wait how about inspected these okay yeah I have can I shake them down okay whatever order if I give bash two of them together and I bash them off each other okay that doesn't do anything so drop that let's is there any rocks around dang it yes so fun makes me feel so smart now oh he's kind of rocks the to love these twice okay I can drink this oh yeah oh yeah get that juice so it has anti-venom and anti e whatever that one properties I could do to you things your honor growth complete the new orlean kept you initiated because you don't have neuronal energy carrying kids who are performing various actions in everydays life is the only way to generate your own energy oh so carrying around the babies actually has a really important function you don't neuronal energy okay well that's what I'm spending to get them okay and I've zero reinforcements cool I guess I'll just sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep I feel like progress in this game is gonna take a really long time it's not going to go through like 365 days for the next year is it this is lecture you gonna go in real gym pages an elephant so you still need to craft weapons have can craft weapons anti-cancer getting animals as food and I feel like that that would help my character a lot more maybe I can still do something with the stick all my things get sharper whoo I'm using obsidian go do it yes heck yeah oh don't we have weapons my guys are increasing very fast I'm gonna overthrow the government real soon ah awesome how do I use it though nope let's see if I can do anything here poke thank you yeah I'm a freakin fish do you see me do you see me with my fish I got a bass okay so how do I can I like scrub it off and then I mean eat raw fish sure but is there a way of getting it better let's just eat it let's see what happens whoo Oh y'all nasty sushi eat that sushi my God my God he's eating the whole thing he's gonna be so strong so much protein huh it made me sick got him okay I'm gonna drop him here and I'm also gonna drop my stick here oh god I need I need water my stomach's upset II oh yeah oh yeah that's good they give you a stick oh no my guys not doing so well here I can arm them oh yes oh he was just tired I think nice I could just add all of these guys then you can head out into battle wait yeah I need to check what I can do with these whoo I can't do something stripping I got some new grass I just did it wrong do other times what is that civics never good is that a pipe I got a stem all right but I don't know what they do oh that's cool my monkeys are starting to like stand up more and more as I go along so starting to become bipedal at least a little bit I'm gonna head out a little bit and I also realized that I can do this instead wait oh there we go perfectly stripped immediately and now we grab wonder if I can use the meteor yeah yeah there meteor infused sharp stick it's not really but in my brain it is I want to go further afield I want to see if I can get any further into the the crazy zone today am i bringing someone with a stick okay good you come with me we're going on an expedition oh good Oh God I'm poisoned oh good okay Theresa let me stick I didn't even say Oh serious god dammit I didn't see the snake I got my dodge wrong as well you hold to dodge and then you let go over and it Springs out into the other direction I did oh gosh dang it okay is this my stick okay I got my stick again at least I think I can get rid of poison faster if I drink yeah cuz I'm a tiny bit faster if I drink cause it's like flushing it out of my system okay there we go we're not poisoned anymore oh you just set me on the monkey oh god damn it ah back up poison again no put down the [ __ ] thing maybe sticking up over here what the frig Oh God there I did it successfully dodged an attack I dropped my stick again though intimidate oh god you end up spending so much of the game looking at stuff like this oh thank god I check something I'm pretty sure I can make a badge if I just get enough grass together let's just put a bunch together to see so when I have add to pile add to pile okay keep those skitter Otto are you hungry my poor little monkeys are getting hungry I'm sorry you have to fend for yourself okay it's still not enough there we go I just keep holding it doesn't do anything this time okay apparently I made a bed Oh God Jesus oh Lord oh Lord oh Lord oh Lord really boom a stick we attack oh god that's not it's hacky that's not a techie sucks this sucks this sucks time claim claim for the love of God climb oh I'm in hysteria no Lord just go just go just go this sucks good lord low dopamine yeah no [ __ ] that's not what I need oh no oh no oh they could kill my snake Oh God back in hysterics again yeah yeah yeah yeah the stuff indeed is up here look out it's on the other branch oh isn't this one yeah okay okay good good good good good grab apply and he did intimidate the other one I don't want my monkey guys to die it's like my main dude over there is he dead yeah yeah yeah yeah come on oh my sweet boy okay you know walk out of here man I just made my bed - there you go stop leaving oh I'm so worried about my monkeys there I made a bed let's sleep babies I don't think I got the mating thing right I don't think I realized how it worked I don't think there was a sound cue for that was there not sure we could sleep here at least until the morning I hate going out at nighttime in this game evolution whoa whoa nice dude I have so many things I just don't have any energy to actually use any of it okay well that's gonna do it for this episode I'm gonna leave my little monkeys here before I get any of them killed this game is really good I didn't think I'd enjoy it as much as I am and I'm like really invested in it and really trying to figure out how to make things and get my monkeys like procreate and survive and evolve and get smarter and better and just grow really need to learn how to fight and how to make babies that's like the two things but I learned a lot in this episode alone and we're we're progressing nicely but as soon as I get your honour energy it's all over for you [ __ ] don't forget to leave a like in the video if you enjoyed it and if you want to see more of this game [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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pay attention to the actual" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 297.44, "text": "sounds and that it's hard for youtubers" }, { "duration": 8.94, "start": 299.48, "text": "to do sorry it's hard to do when you're" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 304.97, "text": "doing your let's play oh god is it cold" }, { "duration": 2.99, "start": 308.42, "text": "Oh No" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 313.62, "text": "it's freezing coldness maybe we should" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 315.51, "text": "all hook them together for warmth can I" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 319.92, "text": "make a bed I think I can make beds lay" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 324.03, "text": "down I know I don't think I could do" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 327.09, "text": "anything with my evolution again yet oh" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 328.71, "text": "hold on baby genetic matured tats and" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 333.48, "text": "the members of the lineage without the" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 335.19, "text": "capacity to better metabolize nutrients" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 336.93, "text": "from various food sources to maximize" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 338.58, "text": "energy this spontaneous genetic mutation" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 341.43, "text": "will become effective after the lineages" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 342.99, "text": "next evolution sweet oh no there's a" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 346.05, "text": "dead one over here oh man what did you" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 350.37, "text": "do after I finished grooming you what" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 352.56, "text": "did you do to that monkey wait birth oh" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 355.68, "text": "right here" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 356.61, "text": "whoa I lightened the course of a friend" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 360, "text": "generates new Ronald energy as for other" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 361.86, "text": "actions use it for evolution while" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 363.84, "text": "resting on a sleep putt spot scheme is" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 366.69, "text": "intense" }, { "duration": 8.67, "start": 367.23, "text": "um but I'm freezing do you want it you" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 371.61, "text": "want to be my ha sorry and she's" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 375.9, "text": "yearning tappan oh I can call my mate" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 378, "text": "over whoa and then we can mate let's get" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 384.6, "text": "it huh" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 385.8, "text": "it's put a baby monkey in here Oh times" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 388.8, "text": "passing that's not bad that's a good" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 391.5, "text": "half hour of lovin that's pretty good" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 395.79, "text": "good job there monkey man your name is" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 397.53, "text": "now knack I don't know how this game" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 399.3, "text": "works also last time I didn't even learn" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 401.49, "text": "one of the most of useful mechanics in" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 402.96, "text": "the game which is to grab foliage as" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 406.07, "text": "you're flying through trees guys" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 410.25, "text": "otherwise you just fall in and die all" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 412.47, "text": "the time and I don't want to fall in" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 414.06, "text": "dioxane what's your what's your dealio" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 415.77, "text": "what's going on what's the problem" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 417.21, "text": "pretty smile ooh" }, { "duration": 10.26, "start": 419.28, "text": "Calvin Klein very nice okay what do you" }, { "duration": 6.71, "start": 423.96, "text": "sound like distraught in headaches yeah" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 429.54, "text": "I feel that" }, { "duration": 7.66, "start": 430.67, "text": "okay we'll see you later but boo yes so" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 436.56, "text": "like that so I don't fall and die all" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 438.33, "text": "the time Oh God" }, { "duration": 7.67, "start": 440.3, "text": "you know what let's do it anyway I wanna" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 443.45, "text": "try something let's grab some sticks and" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 448.42, "text": "put that down here I want to see if I" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 451.19, "text": "can use it talk about stockpiling items" }, { "duration": 10.5, "start": 453.35, "text": "I wanna see if I put stuff together" }, { "duration": 13.59, "start": 455.72, "text": "Oh add to pile ah then could I add to" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 463.85, "text": "pile again no I got two of my hands" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 469.31, "text": "sorry I didn't even read the freaking" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 471.41, "text": "thing I was too preoccupied with this" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 472.79, "text": "roof I could bang rocks together could I" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 475.73, "text": "grab the make it stick in a stick and" }, { "duration": 9.41, "start": 476.99, "text": "rub them together and make fire basalt" }, { "duration": 9.04, "start": 481.36, "text": "okay switch hands grab a new one" }, { "duration": 6.07, "start": 486.4, "text": "no doesn't do anything different I'm" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 490.4, "text": "hoping that cuz they again the game just" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 492.47, "text": "doesn't tell you anything you kind of" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 493.64, "text": "have to just guess things and put them" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 495.02, "text": "together" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 495.5, "text": "it's really ingenious because it makes" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 497.78, "text": "you actually try and be a monkey why can" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 502.85, "text": "I do anything like this" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 503.48, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 508.85, "text": "oh what the" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 516.669, "text": "okay wait let's try and grab two sticks" }, { "duration": 5.551, "start": 519.229, "text": "ten this is really this is peak monkey" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 521.39, "text": "dang it I can't do it with that one" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 524.78, "text": "alright I thought I could just start" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 526.1, "text": "smacking sticks together a fire would" }, { "duration": 10.02, "start": 527.51, "text": "come out whoo oh whoa" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 532.88, "text": "I broke the stick but I learned" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 537.53, "text": "something from it" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 538.7, "text": "so what happens if I try and alter these" }, { "duration": 13.03, "start": 546.55, "text": "if I can pull stuff up and I can shred" }, { "duration": 11.1, "start": 554.99, "text": "it up good to know I wonder if I can" }, { "duration": 11.12, "start": 559.58, "text": "make a stick into a weapon yah monkey" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 566.09, "text": "dance party yeah break it down" }, { "duration": 14.69, "start": 571.73, "text": "oh something's happening because there's" }, { "duration": 11.37, "start": 580.82, "text": "a little sound again they did do it" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 586.42, "text": "bath salt can alter a dead branch so now" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 592.19, "text": "it's altered so if I drop this" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 597.65, "text": "I don't want to have now do I have a" }, { "duration": 9.539, "start": 599.24, "text": "weapon this is cool I'm discovering and" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 605.93, "text": "become a big brain no the stick" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 608.779, "text": "oh sweet wah-wah oh yeah Oh food Oh" }, { "duration": 3.85, "start": 613.57, "text": "sustenance I don't know if my monkeys" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 615.74, "text": "now are better or worse the last time my" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 617.42, "text": "lattice monkeys are pretty damn good but" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 620.6, "text": "they weren't dead" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 621.5, "text": "I'm being attacked by everything well" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 623.39, "text": "I'm smarter though I know the big brain" }, { "duration": 6.371, "start": 625.779, "text": "I'm just gonna keep eating [ __ ] until I" }, { "duration": 6.711, "start": 629.029, "text": "feel good okay you can at least run" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 632.15, "text": "around now again are you good on water" }, { "duration": 6.341, "start": 637.779, "text": "think you are but I only have a teeny" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 642.11, "text": "tiny another ring let's try something" }, { "duration": 9.56, "start": 644.12, "text": "with some rocks pick up two rocks and" }, { "duration": 11.24, "start": 648.38, "text": "now I do this thing keep doing that" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 653.68, "text": "forget it right and don't smash them ah" }, { "duration": 7.84, "start": 660.31, "text": "the granite rock can alter a granite" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 662.9, "text": "rock let it get though drop that switch" }, { "duration": 6.68, "start": 668.15, "text": "hands inspect maybe this will help us" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 671.72, "text": "Granite's a useful tool" }, { "duration": 6.43, "start": 677.69, "text": "granite grinder we can get some sticks" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 680.22, "text": "and then strip the branches and then use" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 684.12, "text": "the granite grinder to make it sharp but" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 686.67, "text": "then I should have like a spear right" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 687.96, "text": "and then I can go fishing here's my" }, { "duration": 8.99, "start": 689.58, "text": "stick from earlier let's grab that such" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 694.26, "text": "an altar yes" }, { "duration": 8.36, "start": 700.18, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.08, "start": 704.12, "text": "is there an audio cue for that I just" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 708.54, "text": "keep grinding so you keep writing in" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 712.2, "text": "there bud" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 715.32, "text": "I'm getting cold or maybe not maybe the" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 717.93, "text": "granite grinder is actually to like" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 720.42, "text": "grind up berries and stuff but that" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 722.91, "text": "would make a lot more sense otherwise" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 724.08, "text": "would be a granite sharpener okay this" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 728.7, "text": "is this is getting hard oh oh I've" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 731.31, "text": "wonderful idea now that I have those big" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 734.61, "text": "coconut boys or they call Coca's tacos" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 738.42, "text": "or something the things that were above" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 740.55, "text": "my base area I have to knock those down" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 743.46, "text": "yet I haven't discovered the bees yet" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 744.9, "text": "either if I get a rock now I know that I" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 747.54, "text": "know that I can bash them together maybe" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 750.87, "text": "that'll actually help my friends I'm" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 754.38, "text": "back all right let's just drop this" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 758.13, "text": "stuff here drop my grinder as well I" }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 761.34, "text": "don't want to lose stuff what are you" }, { "duration": 10.32, "start": 763.1, "text": "this whoa shiny rock this is here the" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 770.4, "text": "whole time and I didn't even realize" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 774.02, "text": "obsidian I can make a nether portal what" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 778.5, "text": "happens if I bash two of these together" }, { "duration": 7.45, "start": 782.03, "text": "yeah these boys take grab one first" }, { "duration": 7.51, "start": 785.81, "text": "inspect it we have I don't think oh wait" }, { "duration": 10.83, "start": 789.48, "text": "how about inspected these okay yeah I" }, { "duration": 8.67, "start": 793.32, "text": "have can I shake them down okay whatever" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 800.31, "text": "order if I give bash two of them" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 801.99, "text": "together and I bash them off each other" }, { "duration": 7.93, "start": 805.79, "text": "okay that doesn't do anything" }, { "duration": 7.27, "start": 810.87, "text": "so drop that let's is there any rocks" }, { "duration": 12.549, "start": 813.72, "text": "around dang it" }, { "duration": 10.02, "start": 818.14, "text": "yes so fun makes me feel so smart now oh" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 826.269, "text": "he's kind of rocks the to love these" }, { "duration": 11.76, "start": 828.16, "text": "twice okay I can drink this" }, { "duration": 12.781, "start": 832.269, "text": "oh yeah oh yeah" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 839.92, "text": "get that juice so it has anti-venom and" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 845.05, "text": "anti e whatever that one properties I" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 847.69, "text": "could do to you things your honor growth" }, { "duration": 2.31, "start": 851.14, "text": "complete the new orlean kept you" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 852.43, "text": "initiated because you don't have" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 853.45, "text": "neuronal energy carrying kids who are" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 855.91, "text": "performing various actions in everydays" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 857.92, "text": "life is the only way to generate your" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 860.11, "text": "own energy oh so carrying around the" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 861.82, "text": "babies actually has a really important" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 863.95, "text": "function" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 866.01, "text": "you don't neuronal energy okay well" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 869.62, "text": "that's what I'm spending to get them" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 870.94, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 7.409, "start": 872.8, "text": "and I've zero reinforcements cool I" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 876.97, "text": "guess I'll just sleep sleep sleep sleep" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 880.209, "text": "sleep" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 880.6, "text": "I feel like progress in this game is" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 883.69, "text": "gonna take a really long time it's not" }, { "duration": 7.379, "start": 888.82, "text": "going to go through like 365 days for" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 890.92, "text": "the next year is it this is lecture you" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 896.199, "text": "gonna go in real gym pages an elephant" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 897.55, "text": "so you still need to craft weapons have" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 901.329, "text": "can craft weapons anti-cancer getting" }, { "duration": 8.21, "start": 903.1, "text": "animals as food and I feel like that" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 907.93, "text": "that would help my character a lot more" }, { "duration": 8.079, "start": 912.5, "text": "maybe I can still do something with the" }, { "duration": 16.76, "start": 914.91, "text": "stick all my things get sharper whoo I'm" }, { "duration": 11.091, "start": 920.579, "text": "using obsidian go do it yes" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 940.109, "text": "heck yeah" }, { "duration": 5.609, "start": 942.16, "text": "oh don't we have weapons my guys are" }, { "duration": 4.27, "start": 944.999, "text": "increasing very fast I'm gonna overthrow" }, { "duration": 7.641, "start": 947.769, "text": "the government real soon" }, { "duration": 15.891, "start": 949.269, "text": "ah awesome how do I use it though nope" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 955.41, "text": "let's see if I can do anything here poke" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 965.7, "text": "thank you" }, { "duration": 16.62, "start": 970.069, "text": "yeah I'm a freakin fish do you see me do" }, { "duration": 13.13, "start": 980.1, "text": "you see me with my fish I got a bass" }, { "duration": 6.541, "start": 986.689, "text": "okay so how do I can I like scrub it off" }, { "duration": 7.78, "start": 995.749, "text": "and then I mean eat raw fish sure but is" }, { "duration": 4.651, "start": 1001.009, "text": "there a way of getting it better let's" }, { "duration": 10.02, "start": 1003.529, "text": "just eat it let's see what happens whoo" }, { "duration": 10.469, "start": 1005.66, "text": "Oh y'all nasty sushi eat that sushi my" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1013.549, "text": "God my God he's eating the whole thing" }, { "duration": 7.411, "start": 1016.129, "text": "he's gonna be so strong so much protein" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 1018.319, "text": "huh it made me sick got him okay I'm" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 1023.54, "text": "gonna drop him here and I'm also gonna" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1026.959, "text": "drop my stick here oh god I need I need" }, { "duration": 8.149, "start": 1030.74, "text": "water" }, { "duration": 10.23, "start": 1031.339, "text": "my stomach's upset II oh yeah oh yeah" }, { "duration": 7.601, "start": 1038.889, "text": "that's good they give you a stick oh no" }, { "duration": 11.97, "start": 1041.569, "text": "my guys not doing so well here I can arm" }, { "duration": 11.76, "start": 1046.49, "text": "them oh yes oh he was just tired" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 1053.539, "text": "I think nice I could just add all of" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1058.25, "text": "these guys then you can head out into" }, { "duration": 1.951, "start": 1060.919, "text": "battle" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1061.46, "text": "wait yeah I need to check what I can do" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 1062.87, "text": "with these whoo I can't do something" }, { "duration": 8.85, "start": 1065.99, "text": "stripping I got some new grass" }, { "duration": 5.339, "start": 1071.57, "text": "I just did it wrong do other times what" }, { "duration": 9.539, "start": 1074.84, "text": "is that civics never good is that a pipe" }, { "duration": 8.161, "start": 1076.909, "text": "I got a stem all right but I don't know" }, { "duration": 2.43, "start": 1084.379, "text": "what they do" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 1085.07, "text": "oh that's cool my monkeys are starting" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 1086.809, "text": "to like stand up more and more as I go" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 1089.899, "text": "along" }, { "duration": 6.43, "start": 1093.309, "text": "so starting to become bipedal at least a" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 1097.399, "text": "little bit I'm gonna head out a little" }, { "duration": 8.850999999999999, "start": 1099.739, "text": "bit and I also realized that I can do" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 1102.44, "text": "this instead wait oh there we go" }, { "duration": 7.579, "start": 1108.59, "text": "perfectly stripped immediately and now" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 1111.44, "text": "we grab wonder if I can use the meteor" }, { "duration": 12.429, "start": 1117.34, "text": "yeah yeah there meteor infused sharp" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 1126.559, "text": "stick it's not really but in my brain it" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 1129.769, "text": "is I want to go further afield I want to" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1132.44, "text": "see if I can get any further into the" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1134.559, "text": "the crazy zone today am i bringing" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1137.239, "text": "someone with a stick okay good you come" }, { "duration": 3.331, "start": 1139.759, "text": "with me we're going on an expedition oh" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1142.009, "text": "good" }, { "duration": 6.029, "start": 1143.09, "text": "Oh God I'm poisoned oh good okay Theresa" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1147.499, "text": "let me stick I didn't even say Oh" }, { "duration": 9.600999999999999, "start": 1149.119, "text": "serious god dammit I didn't see the" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 1153.889, "text": "snake I got my dodge wrong as well you" }, { "duration": 2.789, "start": 1158.72, "text": "hold to dodge and then you let go over" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 1160.399, "text": "and it Springs out into the other" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1161.509, "text": "direction" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1162.019, "text": "I did oh gosh dang it okay is this my" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 1164.779, "text": "stick okay I got my stick again at least" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1168.499, "text": "I think I can get rid of poison faster" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 1172.729, "text": "if I drink yeah cuz I'm a tiny bit" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 1174.739, "text": "faster if I drink cause it's like" }, { "duration": 5.6690000000000005, "start": 1176.84, "text": "flushing it out of my system okay there" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 1178.7, "text": "we go we're not poisoned anymore oh you" }, { "duration": 3.831, "start": 1182.509, "text": "just set me on the monkey oh god damn it" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 1186.57, "text": "ah back up poison again no put down the" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1193.5, "text": "[ __ ] thing" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 1194.67, "text": "maybe sticking up over here what the" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1199.5, "text": "frig Oh God there I did it successfully" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 1205.11, "text": "dodged an attack" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 1206.13, "text": "I dropped my stick again though" }, { "duration": 8.32, "start": 1208.85, "text": "intimidate oh god you end up spending so" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1215.16, "text": "much of the game looking at stuff like" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1217.17, "text": "this oh thank god I check something I'm" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 1221.79, "text": "pretty sure I can make a badge if I just" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 1223.89, "text": "get enough grass together let's just put" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 1228.39, "text": "a bunch together to see so when I have" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 1232.38, "text": "add to pile add to pile okay" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1236.97, "text": "keep those skitter Otto are you hungry" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 1239.72, "text": "my poor little monkeys are getting" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 1241.77, "text": "hungry I'm sorry you have to fend for" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 1243.93, "text": "yourself okay it's still not enough" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 1248.1, "text": "there we go" }, { "duration": 9.93, "start": 1248.91, "text": "I just keep holding it doesn't do" }, { "duration": 12.77, "start": 1253.02, "text": "anything this time okay" }, { "duration": 6.95, "start": 1258.84, "text": "apparently I made a bed Oh God Jesus oh" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 1266.03, "text": "Lord oh Lord oh Lord oh Lord really boom" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 1269.82, "text": "a stick we attack" }, { "duration": 9.809, "start": 1273.97, "text": "oh god that's not it's hacky that's not" }, { "duration": 7.321, "start": 1278.919, "text": "a techie sucks this sucks this sucks" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 1283.779, "text": "time claim claim for the love of God" }, { "duration": 6.679, "start": 1286.24, "text": "climb oh I'm in hysteria no Lord just go" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 1291.309, "text": "just go just go" }, { "duration": 12.521, "start": 1292.919, "text": "this sucks good lord low dopamine yeah" }, { "duration": 15.809, "start": 1299.23, "text": "no [ __ ] that's not what I need oh no oh" }, { "duration": 12.359, "start": 1305.44, "text": "no oh they could kill my snake Oh God" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1315.039, "text": "back in hysterics again yeah yeah yeah" }, { "duration": 6.531, "start": 1317.799, "text": "yeah the stuff indeed is up here" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 1320.399, "text": "look out it's on the other branch oh" }, { "duration": 7.66, "start": 1324.389, "text": "isn't this one yeah okay okay good good" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1331, "text": "good good good" }, { "duration": 6.661, "start": 1332.049, "text": "grab apply and he did intimidate the" }, { "duration": 14.279, "start": 1337.12, "text": "other one I don't want my monkey guys to" }, { "duration": 14.99, "start": 1338.71, "text": "die it's like my main dude over there is" }, { "duration": 2.301, "start": 1351.399, "text": "he dead" }, { "duration": 11.44, "start": 1355.12, "text": "yeah yeah yeah yeah come on oh my sweet" }, { "duration": 10.02, "start": 1358.67, "text": "boy okay you know walk out of here man I" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 1366.56, "text": "just made my bed - there you go stop" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1368.69, "text": "leaving oh I'm so worried about my" }, { "duration": 10.41, "start": 1371.9, "text": "monkeys there" }, { "duration": 11.04, "start": 1373.01, "text": "I made a bed let's sleep babies I don't" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 1382.31, "text": "think I got the mating thing right I" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1384.05, "text": "don't think I realized how it worked I" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1386.44, "text": "don't think there was a sound cue for" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1388.4, "text": "that was there not sure we could sleep" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 1392.48, "text": "here at least until the morning I hate" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 1393.98, "text": "going out at nighttime in this game" }, { "duration": 11.53, "start": 1398.65, "text": "evolution whoa whoa nice dude I have so" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1408.77, "text": "many things I just don't have any energy" }, { "duration": 9.09, "start": 1410.18, "text": "to actually use any of it okay well" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1417.38, "text": "that's gonna do it for this episode I'm" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1419.27, "text": "gonna leave my little monkeys here" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 1420.74, "text": "before I get any of them killed this" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1422.96, "text": "game is really good I didn't think I'd" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1425.75, "text": "enjoy it as much as I am and I'm like" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1427.22, "text": "really invested in it and really trying" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1428.96, "text": "to figure out how to make things and get" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1430.94, "text": "my monkeys like procreate and survive" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1433.22, "text": "and evolve and get smarter and better" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1434.78, "text": "and just grow really need to learn how" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1437.42, "text": "to fight and how to make babies that's" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1439.37, "text": "like the two things but I learned a lot" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1440.93, "text": "in this episode alone and we're we're" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1442.79, "text": "progressing nicely but as soon as I get" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1444.26, "text": "your honour energy it's all over for you" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1446.39, "text": "[ __ ] don't forget to leave a like in" }, { "duration": 2.95, "start": 1448.16, "text": "the video if you enjoyed it and if you" }, { "duration": 4.87, "start": 1449.99, "text": "want to see 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAyjMf1W0Ps

iAyjMf1W0Ps

2024-11-29T10:36:13.460860

hi i'm jacksepticeye owner ceo and all around general genius of top of the morning coffee some people have said that we are the inventors of coffee but in my humble opinion we just perfected it here at top of the morning coffee we are always trying to push the envelope on what the boundaries of coffee can be for a year i have wrecked my brains and how to get coffee into the hands of people who just don't really like the taste introducing the top of the morning candle coffee that you can smell you can always oh god our top of the line top of the morning scientists have figured out a way of distilling the pure essence and aroma of top of the morning's midnight oil blending beans down into a format that you don't even have to make touch your mouth do you ever drink coffee and hate the taste but enjoy the smell i'm ronnie and the johnnies and i'm here to talk to you today about the top of the morning candle as granny would always say a candle a day will keep the potatoes away i don't know what that all means but granny's got artragus top of the morning candles are for people who love the smell of coffee but don't like the taste or their stomachs can handle it with the beautiful aroma of top of the morning's midnight oil dark blend beans you will be sniffing up a storm while your stomach remains happy lighten the candles as easy as pie one two buckle me shoe three four and you're out the door the candle's lit and your room will be smelling like coffee without your mouth having to be assaulted by the taste now after getting that beautiful smell of coffee in your system without any of the pain that comes with it the only tears you'll be having are tears of joy just go to top of the morning coffee.com to be able to get your candle today don't miss out don't miss out act now because supplies are limited and they'll be only up on the website for one day top of the morning's coffee scented candle because your nose deserves the best

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SPACE BALLET | Kerbal Space Program Career #3

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekbrlFC1Uns

ekbrlFC1Uns

2024-11-29T10:36:24.048372

the word is you ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Kerbal space program I didn't really know what I was doing last time and all my missions weren't really succeeding some people were saying that I had to do some more crew reports when I had landed the ships so I'm gonna do I'm gonna try a bit better I'm not gonna aim for the stars like literally just saying are you there yeah you're a Mission Control I'm gonna go in and see what contracts I have so what's active conduct the focus observational survey of kerbin what the word wave to do that with your newly acquired capabilities and folk survey urban go to the designated site for an observational reports which is where take a crew report in flight above sixteen thousand five hundred meters okay so I should be able to do that test the bacc orbit kerbin deadline never okay I can't get rid of that for some reason can I get rid of it I don't I don't want it anymore it sucks um I'm not going to use you yet cuz I have to be at an altitude of [ __ ] blah blah blah um the solid rocket separation blood shabu sir kerbin splashdown I've done all those things waited in the work swore I may get you let me get you I even worry about it you think all you think you're the best around and nothing's ever going to keep you down uh-oh judo basic jet engine into flight above kerbin I know that that's if I have space planes I'm not doing that yet conduct observer janitors service near Jabba's tract I don't know her Jabba's tract is why why why you be heard what you want to do these things to me let's see what missions we have I'm gonna try and do them I still don't know why some of them didn't work last time when I feel like a stupe I don't want to feel like a stupe ma'am and I'm gonna try and upgrade the launchpad after awhile I don't know if I can because I needed to take more weight cuz right now it can't take a whole lot can I take 18 tonnes and there's already point eight tones on it oh that's you um okay so take a crew report in flight up of sixteen thousand five hundred meters I can do that I should be able to do a crew report I've been doing them my entire job observation service carbon take an EPA report on the surface at alpha site if you report a beta site in gamma site where are those alpha beta and gamma okay that's sometimes when I figure out also I'm sorry if my camera is in the way all the time before my camera on the left it covers their command pods and the parents all over here put it on the right then it covers the missions when I'm in space put it at the bottom then it's just stupid look ah okay the thumper solid booster I can test that eventually but I don't know if I want to I don't know I I don't really want to I'm gonna put some of you guys on this maybe wait what else we have we should have something else um for science aha these things you put these dudes on and I think you can open them up in your in-flight and you're able to test [ __ ] now you put two of you guys on um symmetry actually we put you guys on down here uh no not on the hatch cuz I need that we put you here phone you're doing a lot of [ __ ] today can you stop that I put you here because these things that I can test goo and I don't really need two of them but I need to balance it out cuz otherwise it's gonna go wait and kill all my dudes I don't want to do that info drive I don't know if you're useful yet I'm not gonna use you and you put two of you guys underneath because I don't need a whole lot for what I'm trying to do and do I have anything for a swivel engines or anything not really I mean I have other stuff what's the splashdown uh no no no I'm not even gonna read even gonna bother with that stuff yet I'm just going to launch this thing and I might put some fins on yet because you'll fly all over the place otherwise um there we go I know you're not you're not perfect you're not the way I want you a nice little spaceship and well actually not a spaceship right now you're uh you're flying over kerbin ship add one there we go you up there cool save you as untitled space crafts I don't even care let's launch this bad boy I'm good won't land in the water and see what kind of science I can get cuz more science again then I can get certain space planes I think it space planes they can just progress right now I feel like I'm not doing anything and I'm not gonna use you too much okay I usually a little bit and I'm heading over this way head nor into the water hey we have bill on board I killed Jeb RIA wish I still had Jeb I love him he's a cutie um okay can I do a crew report from here hey I can see my house from your crew report by flying over carbons grasslands cool I've transmitted that did I transmit it I'm still transmitting cool awesome ah [ __ ] [ __ ] this thing is too heavy ah to fight it to get it back wait to get it back [ __ ] [ __ ] I need you to turn back please there we go there we go now turn turn turn to your bird shite this is not going according to plan cut the engines cut the engines completely and keep you right here there we go and I think I can do a crew report let's play Norah grasslands no transmit that did you transmit it [ __ ] this is hard to do oh god oh god oh god oh god ah [ __ ] review store data ok so I I did store something should I not be able to get another one from going over kerbals and you need to go over kernels grasslands oh god parachute parachute parachute parachute my bad and in relays across I was it's a new crew report on the launchpad keep data cool there's something done she'll be able to get science for this stuff um you probably get one ye ving a VA bill Carmen oh god hold on please say there take data all items collected cool crew report I can't do another one I'm bored there we go review store data crew report transfer crew okay I don't know what I'm doing as if you couldn't tell by now um there we go cool we welcome to the year I'd only be going that fast I know I don't want to use all my fuel yet so can I do a crew report from here I'm flying over kerbals grasslands cool now transmit that when I fire my engine again it creates electrical current okay that's done um there we go now observe mystery goo haha keep data now I'm a generating electrical current which is great if I have enough to just get out over the water then I should be able to get another thingy another crew report from over there um my transmit data transmit data again transmit all my transmitting I think I did a ording transmission [ __ ] [ __ ] why is my spaceship going all over the place awesome coming back down oh okay I need you to boost out over there then okay cool see I did it see if you take a bunch of crew reports all over the place because I had mystery goo and had the Bey the materials made would you open up with different points if you do Evie ace it's like you're observing the area around you so bill got out he did a bunch of [ __ ] so we got crew report from urban space center crew report from launchpad mystery go observation from urban space center recovery of a vessel let's ride the flight a material study while flying a Kermit so these give me a bunch of science when I have 30 science which is great and I got a bunch of funds and my reputation kind of went up so can I go too which is research and developing can I go in here and get anything new what are you a VA ssin I need 45 science for that no man I need a bunch of science for everything I don't need a bunch of science for you but you're not helpful service Bay what do you do if I'm lying by the side of the road he resisted service my idea for protecting delicate instruments or stowing smaller service coupons no if I had something that could put more people in - cuz then we're more people on board then I could start ferrying people and then I can start doing other missions but I'm very confused as to what to do I need this test this thing but I'm not testing it properly I might have to just send it off with a capsule on its own because it needs to get to or maybe just send up a bunch of them you guys the thumper need to kerbin do it yes the thumper needs to be at an altitude of 30 to 36 thousand meters and it needs to be gone 240 meters per second I think I've gotten this but I don't think I've gotten this and it has to be flying so I think I might have to do a crew report during that um t2 solid rocket booster these things these things I all have to be tested at the same time they're two separate tests but they need to be splashed down so I don't really know about that the decoupler stack test each coupler the weight d-did are you done could I just take a crew report I'm gonna take a crew report anyway oh look you took a cruise recession in a situation sweet let me keep that data that's some good data who the [ __ ] knows okay uh launch coming oh god wait no no no stuffs gonna explode I'm going too fast I don't have any heat shear anything please don't burn up Oh God we're going fast ah crew report yes cooperate that one keep oh cool we didn't burn up but I do a thing cuz I think I'd to do one at 16,000 meters I don't [ __ ] know what I'm doing anymore okay we need to turn this way I need to make the booster splashdown over there please I went really [ __ ] high I know oh crap why did you just suddenly go back that way no I was perfect until that happened can you turn back am i in space no not yet I'm not even close um you need to go Oh wrong direction Oh some of them are firing down and some of them are firing up oh that's bad why didn't you separate did you separate you needed to separate ah [ __ ] took a few of crew reports for up here in the upper atmosphere where my other pieces go I think I exploded them I like doing that I hadn't the retro boosters that separate everything I had them backwards some of them are firing down and some of them are firing up so what happened was the thing stuck to me [ __ ] sake oh I need to slow way down oh it's not gonna work oh I'm gonna crash and die Oh I'm terrible at this so I was like Oh conducting CO observation report a carbon above sixteen thousand five hundred meters I said near jf q kz I don't know what that is um conduct observational surveys of carbon year Jeb is tracked I don't know where that is uh the thumper one seems like something they should be able to do and the solid boosters I felt like I should be able to do because all you need to do is be over kerbin and splashdown to perform the test activate the part through the staging sequence when all Kontest conditions are met I know what the [ __ ] any of this stuff means I really want to feel like I'm doing progress well I am because now I have okay I can't go back I have 43 and a half science which means a few more experiments even just general easy ones if it can collect like two more signs then like the circuit and spaceplane stuff and then I should be able to do a bit more so I'm gonna try something is this the thing don't work I don't care it looks badass super speed go um dude I'm trying to do to supper things yes I have to speed now all I need is altitude oh wait please don't burn up or I forgot that the speed and then the atmosphere and the Burnie burns do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it you haven't at all good there's a lot of flames coming off that well but it looks awesome hahaha I need to get the thirty thousand though that's a lot enemies yeah floor exploded what exploded I think I'm okay all my fins just exploded that's fine nobody needs fins with that shut up for a second and it disappeared you can't do that to me you [ __ ] [ __ ] why you're entering Jabba's tract can actually do that now you're leaving Jabba's track beta crew report crew report all right crew report the [ __ ] on EPA report dammit I can't do that fellas Gemma's tracked I need to look that up or giba Gemma there's two bees god dammit nut it needs to be flying need to be flying at 30,000 82 all these at once this is much harder than it looks by then they're really all I had to do for that for the stack decoupler I just had had it landed on the [ __ ] thing and all I had it's all I had to do if I had known that all this time um crew report cool we got a good report actually did the mission just be sitting on the [ __ ] launch pad but knowing that all this time I would've done it ages ago I thought I had to go up in the air and land back down I thought that I didn't even get enough science out of all of that and I don't have enough money to upgrade this recover vessel recover vessel weighed 75,000 I could upgrade this and then I could have more enough 140 did cuz from 18 to 140 tons good Christ test rock Oh max brandy Cooper in flight over kerbin okay so I should be able to do that I know the rock or maxi coupler is but I'm gonna try that now that I kind of know what that means and what landed means which literally just means sitting on a [ __ ] launch pad um Rocco max brand decoupler oh sweet Mother of God our thing is gigantic but this needs to be tested in flight none of my engines are even big enough I just look stupid it works but are just so stupid okay I guess we can see how this works um wait which one is it uh no no please raka Max Brian T couple of kerbin flying altitude 18 thousand to twenty one thousand meters and after we what's 650 meters per second - [ __ ] come on almost there almost there 18,000 18,000 keep the speed up yes they do a crew report crew report yes I get rid of that what they didn't count between 18,000 and 21,000 I did it it's like 24 oh yeah I did it oh god that's not good that's not good the thing is still pushing me into the air Oh Nelly oh we did it though Oh God there it goes bye yes like house is that done yeah sweetness now I just need a time accelerate all the way up and all the way back I really wish you guys splashdown over there though that would have worked um and I put parachutes on them but shirt doesn't make a [ __ ] difference oh god am I even going to splash back down finish it what are you d fq kz ah that's where it is and this is Jabba's tract activate navigation no [ __ ] off and do you another sign there now that I know that you're actually on the map they know that okay can you come back those we can end this and land it cool built you're doing the Lord's work those Bob what's the pub I think so I'm a recovered vessel so now I should have enough funds I have a lot of forms and i-49 sites yes so now I can actually upgrade this so now that can hold a lot more so then I can try the booster thing next and for right now what was it gonna do um this guy uh space pain stuff yes awesome so we can actually go into the space plane hangar and start making planes well at least they should have some parrots word first yeah for basic planes not nothing major nothing super cool yet but like I have intakes I have fins I have aliens I have wheels perfect that's all I need okay right leave this episode here then I actually got some missions done this time nothing spectacular and I still didn't do half of these but I can try and do them next time one of the main reasons I couldn't do the thumper ones and getting into space and all that because I couldn't put enough stuff on my aircraft to be able to go into space I couldn't get into orbit or anything like that so now I can actually put a hundred and forty tons on my thing so I should be able to do - thumper ones next time I get a bunch more science then I get a bunch more science from doing the space plane stuff and we're just regular plain stuff and then after a while I should have enough science to upgrade my ships further and get it onto the moon or into space and into orbits and all that stuff so making progress slowly but surely and we get there but for now thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch darling banana face who are your boys and I basil Road shh shh thank you guys Syria nudes oh oh oh don't do that's meager busker Busker belts curb let's kerbals kerbals curb let's kerbals curb us

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Mission Control I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 20.67, "text": "go in and see what contracts I have so" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 23.22, "text": "what's active conduct the focus" }, { "duration": 3.899, "start": 24.72, "text": "observational survey of kerbin what the" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 27.21, "text": "word wave to do that with your newly" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 28.619, "text": "acquired capabilities and folk survey" }, { "duration": 3.751, "start": 29.939, "text": "urban go to the designated site for an" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 31.529, "text": "observational reports which is where" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 33.69, "text": "take a crew report in flight above" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 35.64, "text": "sixteen thousand five hundred meters" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 36.809, "text": "okay so I should be able to do that test" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 40.62, "text": "the bacc" }, { "duration": 4.571, "start": 41.629, "text": "orbit kerbin deadline never okay I can't" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 44.67, "text": "get rid of that for some reason can I" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 46.2, "text": "get rid of it I don't I don't want it" }, { "duration": 4.619, "start": 48.21, "text": "anymore it sucks" }, { "duration": 4.739, "start": 49.59, "text": "um I'm not going to use you yet cuz I" }, { "duration": 2.311, "start": 52.829, "text": "have to be at an altitude of [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 54.329, "text": "blah blah blah" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 55.14, "text": "um the solid rocket separation blood" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 58.559, "text": "shabu sir kerbin splashdown" }, { "duration": 8.29, "start": 60.89, "text": "I've done all those things waited in the" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 64.049, "text": "work swore I may get you let me get you" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 69.18, "text": "I even worry about it you think all you" }, { "duration": 3.621, "start": 71.189, "text": "think you're the best around and" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 72.84, "text": "nothing's ever going to keep you down" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 74.81, "text": "uh-oh" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 76.17, "text": "judo basic jet engine into flight above" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 78.21, "text": "kerbin I know that that's if I have" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 81.9, "text": "space planes I'm not doing that yet" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 83.1, "text": "conduct observer janitors service near" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 84.81, "text": "Jabba's tract I don't know her Jabba's" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 89.64, "text": "tract is why why why you be heard what" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 94.02, "text": "you want to do these things to me let's" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 95.369, "text": "see what missions we have I'm gonna try" }, { "duration": 2.851, "start": 97.259, "text": "and do them I still don't know why some" }, { "duration": 2.07, "start": 98.97, "text": "of them didn't work last time when I" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 100.11, "text": "feel like a stupe" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 101.04, "text": "I don't want to feel like a stupe ma'am" }, { "duration": 3.299, "start": 104.07, "text": "and I'm gonna try and upgrade the" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 105.84, "text": "launchpad after awhile I don't know if I" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 107.369, "text": "can because I needed to take more weight" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 109.89, "text": "cuz right now it can't take a whole lot" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 111.479, "text": "can I take 18 tonnes and there's already" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 114.299, "text": "point eight tones on it" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 115.77, "text": "oh that's you um okay so take a crew" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 120.899, "text": "report in flight up of sixteen thousand" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 122.82, "text": "five hundred meters I can do that I" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 124.92, "text": "should be able to do a crew report I've" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 126.509, "text": "been doing them my entire job" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 129.289, "text": "observation service carbon take an EPA" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 130.759, "text": "report on the surface at alpha site if" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 134.09, "text": "you report a beta site in gamma site" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 135.56, "text": "where are those alpha beta and gamma" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 139.72, "text": "okay that's sometimes when I figure out" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 141.68, "text": "also I'm sorry if my camera is in the" }, { "duration": 2.699, "start": 143.54, "text": "way all the time" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 144.23, "text": "before my camera on the left it covers" }, { "duration": 3.541, "start": 146.239, "text": "their command pods and the parents all" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 148.19, "text": "over here put it on the right then it" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 149.78, "text": "covers the missions when I'm in space" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 151.73, "text": "put it at the bottom then it's just" }, { "duration": 6.989, "start": 153.53, "text": "stupid look" }, { "duration": 7.349, "start": 154.64, "text": "ah okay the thumper solid booster I can" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 160.519, "text": "test that eventually but I don't know if" }, { "duration": 5.491, "start": 161.989, "text": "I want to I don't know I I don't really" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 164.45, "text": "want to I'm gonna put some of you guys" }, { "duration": 5.369, "start": 167.48, "text": "on this maybe wait what else we have we" }, { "duration": 2.849, "start": 170.75, "text": "should have something else um for" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 172.849, "text": "science" }, { "duration": 6.661, "start": 173.599, "text": "aha these things you put these dudes on" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 178.489, "text": "and I think you can open them up in your" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 180.26, "text": "in-flight and you're able to test [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.529, "start": 182.18, "text": "now you put two of you guys on um" }, { "duration": 8.5, "start": 184.81, "text": "symmetry actually we put you guys on" }, { "duration": 7.271, "start": 188.709, "text": "down here uh no not on the hatch cuz I" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 193.31, "text": "need that we put you here phone you're" }, { "duration": 5.099, "start": 195.98, "text": "doing a lot of [ __ ] today can you stop" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 197.93, "text": "that I put you here because these things" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 201.079, "text": "that I can test goo and I don't really" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 202.91, "text": "need two of them but I need to balance" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 204.859, "text": "it out cuz otherwise it's gonna go wait" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 206.66, "text": "and kill all my dudes I don't want to do" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 209.299, "text": "that info drive I don't know if you're" }, { "duration": 5.7010000000000005, "start": 212.419, "text": "useful yet I'm not gonna use you and you" }, { "duration": 4.471, "start": 214.819, "text": "put two of you guys underneath because I" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 218.12, "text": "don't need a whole lot for what I'm" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 219.29, "text": "trying to do and do I have anything for" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 221.72, "text": "a swivel engines or anything" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 224.77, "text": "not really I mean I have other stuff" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 228.58, "text": "what's the splashdown uh no no no I'm" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 232.3, "text": "not even gonna read even gonna bother" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 233.74, "text": "with that stuff yet I'm just going to" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 235.36, "text": "launch this thing and I might put some" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 237.28, "text": "fins on yet because you'll fly all over" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 239.29, "text": "the place otherwise um there we go I" }, { "duration": 3.55, "start": 242.88, "text": "know you're not you're not perfect" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 244.87, "text": "you're not the way I want you a nice" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 246.43, "text": "little spaceship and well actually not a" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 249.46, "text": "spaceship right now you're uh you're" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 251.53, "text": "flying over kerbin ship add one there we" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 254.98, "text": "go you up there cool save you as" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 257.89, "text": "untitled space crafts I don't even care" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 259.42, "text": "let's launch this bad boy I'm good won't" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 261.79, "text": "land in the water and see what kind of" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 263.41, "text": "science I can get cuz more science again" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 264.94, "text": "then I can get certain space planes I" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 266.77, "text": "think it space planes they can just" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 268.18, "text": "progress right now I feel like I'm not" }, { "duration": 8.34, "start": 269.86, "text": "doing anything and I'm not gonna use you" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 272.53, "text": "too much okay I usually a little bit and" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 278.2, "text": "I'm heading over this way head nor into" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 280.03, "text": "the water" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 280.48, "text": "hey we have bill on board I killed Jeb" }, { "duration": 5.71, "start": 284.79, "text": "RIA wish I still had Jeb I love him he's" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 288.16, "text": "a cutie um okay can I do a crew report" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 290.5, "text": "from here hey I can see my house from" }, { "duration": 7.55, "start": 292.3, "text": "your crew report by flying over carbons" }, { "duration": 9.05, "start": 294.01, "text": "grasslands cool I've transmitted that" }, { "duration": 5.41, "start": 299.85, "text": "did I transmit it I'm still transmitting" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 303.06, "text": "cool awesome" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 305.26, "text": "ah [ __ ] [ __ ] this thing is too heavy ah" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 310.44, "text": "to fight it to get it back wait to get" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 312.88, "text": "it back [ __ ] [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 315.28, "text": "I need you to turn back please there we" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 320.62, "text": "go there we go now turn turn turn to" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 323.02, "text": "your bird shite this is not going" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 326.26, "text": "according to plan" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 327.15, "text": "cut the engines cut the engines" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 329.14, "text": "completely and keep you right here there" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 332.11, "text": "we go and I think I can do a crew report" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 334.41, "text": "let's play Norah grasslands no transmit" }, { "duration": 8.96, "start": 338.2, "text": "that did you transmit it" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 342.21, "text": "[ __ ] this is hard to do oh god oh god oh" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 347.16, "text": "god oh god ah [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 349.32, "text": "review store data ok so I I did store" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 352.02, "text": "something should I not be able to get" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 354.09, "text": "another one from going over kerbals and" }, { "duration": 3.571, "start": 358.259, "text": "you need to go over kernels grasslands" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 360.09, "text": "oh god parachute parachute parachute" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 361.83, "text": "parachute" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 367.51, "text": "my bad and in relays across I was it's a" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 370.52, "text": "new crew report on the launchpad keep" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 373.04, "text": "data" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 373.82, "text": "cool there's something done she'll be" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 376.43, "text": "able to get science for this stuff um" }, { "duration": 7.15, "start": 378.52, "text": "you probably get one ye ving a VA bill" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 383.66, "text": "Carmen oh god hold on please say there" }, { "duration": 6.23, "start": 385.67, "text": "take data all items collected cool" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 389.18, "text": "crew report I can't do another one I'm" }, { "duration": 7.45, "start": 391.9, "text": "bored there we go review store data crew" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 396.89, "text": "report transfer crew okay I don't know" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 399.35, "text": "what I'm doing as if you couldn't tell" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 403.13, "text": "by now" }, { "duration": 8.35, "start": 403.96, "text": "um there we go cool we welcome to the" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 409.25, "text": "year I'd only be going that fast I know" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 412.31, "text": "I don't want to use all my fuel yet so" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 413.96, "text": "can I do a crew report from here I'm" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 416.57, "text": "flying over kerbals grasslands cool now" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 418.46, "text": "transmit that when I fire my engine" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 422.66, "text": "again it creates electrical current okay" }, { "duration": 11.93, "start": 424.4, "text": "that's done um there we go" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 429.14, "text": "now observe mystery goo haha keep data" }, { "duration": 5.41, "start": 436.33, "text": "now I'm a generating electrical current" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 438.89, "text": "which is great if I have enough to just" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 441.74, "text": "get out over the water then I should be" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 443.09, "text": "able to get another thingy another crew" }, { "duration": 11.609, "start": 445.31, "text": "report from over there um my transmit" }, { "duration": 8.26, "start": 450.29, "text": "data transmit data again transmit all my" }, { "duration": 5.171, "start": 456.919, "text": "transmitting" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 458.55, "text": "I think I did a ording transmission [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 462.09, "text": "[ __ ] why is my spaceship going all over" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 464.37, "text": "the place awesome coming back down oh" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 468.59, "text": "okay I need you to boost out over there" }, { "duration": 6.419, "start": 471.06, "text": "then okay cool" }, { "duration": 4.169, "start": 474.84, "text": "see I did it see if you take a bunch of" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 477.479, "text": "crew reports all over the place" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 479.009, "text": "because I had mystery goo and had the" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 481.319, "text": "Bey the materials made would you open up" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 483.03, "text": "with different points if you do Evie ace" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 485.129, "text": "it's like you're observing the area" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 486.96, "text": "around you so bill got out he did a" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 488.849, "text": "bunch of [ __ ] so we got crew report from" }, { "duration": 4.859, "start": 490.68, "text": "urban space center crew report from" }, { "duration": 5.009, "start": 492.75, "text": "launchpad mystery go observation from" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 495.539, "text": "urban space center recovery of a vessel" }, { "duration": 3.571, "start": 497.759, "text": "let's ride the flight a material study" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 499.289, "text": "while flying a Kermit so these give me a" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 501.33, "text": "bunch of science when I have 30 science" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 503.61, "text": "which is great and I got a bunch of" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 505.59, "text": "funds and my reputation kind of went up" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 507.449, "text": "so can I go too which is research and" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 511.169, "text": "developing can I go in here and get" }, { "duration": 7.351, "start": 512.969, "text": "anything new what are you a VA ssin I" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 515.669, "text": "need 45 science for that no man I need a" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 520.32, "text": "bunch of science for everything I don't" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 521.729, "text": "need a bunch of science for you but" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 522.87, "text": "you're not helpful service Bay what do" }, { "duration": 3.181, "start": 525.089, "text": "you do if I'm lying by the side of the" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 526.32, "text": "road he resisted service my idea for" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 528.27, "text": "protecting delicate instruments or" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 529.44, "text": "stowing smaller service coupons no if I" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 531.51, "text": "had something that could put more people" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 532.74, "text": "in - cuz then we're more people on board" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 535.8, "text": "then I could start ferrying people and" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 537.42, "text": "then I can start doing other missions" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 539.1, "text": "but I'm very confused as to what to do" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 542.01, "text": "I need this test this thing but I'm not" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 544.23, "text": "testing it properly I might have to just" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 545.88, "text": "send it off with a capsule on its own" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 547.23, "text": "because it needs to get to or maybe just" }, { "duration": 5.909, "start": 549.3, "text": "send up a bunch of them you guys the" }, { "duration": 5.911, "start": 551.339, "text": "thumper need to kerbin do it yes the" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 555.209, "text": "thumper needs to be at an altitude of 30" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 557.25, "text": "to 36 thousand meters and it needs to be" }, { "duration": 4.231, "start": 559.649, "text": "gone 240 meters per second I think I've" }, { "duration": 4.141, "start": 562.079, "text": "gotten this but I don't think I've" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 563.88, "text": "gotten this and it has to be flying so I" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 566.22, "text": "think I might have to do a crew report" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 567.6, "text": "during that um t2 solid rocket booster" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 570.75, "text": "these things these things I all have to" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 573.18, "text": "be tested at the same time they're two" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 574.38, "text": "separate tests but they need to be" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 576.12, "text": "splashed down so I don't really know" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 578.25, "text": "about that the decoupler stack test each" }, { "duration": 4.469, "start": 582.87, "text": "coupler the weight d-did are you done" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 585.72, "text": "could I just take a crew report I'm" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 587.339, "text": "gonna take a crew report anyway oh look" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 589.29, "text": "you took a cruise recession in a" }, { "duration": 4.301, "start": 590.579, "text": "situation" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 591.73, "text": "sweet let me keep that data that's some" }, { "duration": 10.019, "start": 594.88, "text": "good data who the [ __ ] knows okay uh" }, { "duration": 9.179, "start": 597.91, "text": "launch coming oh god wait no no no" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 604.899, "text": "stuffs gonna explode I'm going too fast" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 607.089, "text": "I don't have any heat shear anything" }, { "duration": 4.411, "start": 609.399, "text": "please don't burn up Oh God we're going" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 612.49, "text": "fast ah" }, { "duration": 8.76, "start": 613.81, "text": "crew report yes cooperate that one" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 617.41, "text": "keep oh cool we didn't burn up but I do" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 622.57, "text": "a thing cuz I think I'd to do one at" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 624.31, "text": "16,000 meters" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 625.48, "text": "I don't [ __ ] know what I'm doing" }, { "duration": 3.569, "start": 627.13, "text": "anymore okay we need to turn this way I" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 628.87, "text": "need to make the booster splashdown over" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 630.699, "text": "there please" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 632.17, "text": "I went really [ __ ] high" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 635.29, "text": "I know oh crap why did you just suddenly" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 638.32, "text": "go back that way no I was perfect until" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 641.05, "text": "that happened can you turn back am i in" }, { "duration": 10.05, "start": 645.25, "text": "space no not yet I'm not even close um" }, { "duration": 9.219, "start": 648.06, "text": "you need to go Oh wrong direction" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 655.3, "text": "Oh some of them are firing down and some" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 657.279, "text": "of them are firing up oh that's bad why" }, { "duration": 4.529, "start": 660.79, "text": "didn't you separate did you separate you" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 664.089, "text": "needed to separate" }, { "duration": 6.031, "start": 665.319, "text": "ah [ __ ] took a few of crew reports for" }, { "duration": 5.5809999999999995, "start": 669.279, "text": "up here in the upper atmosphere where my" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 671.35, "text": "other pieces go I think I exploded them" }, { "duration": 8.159, "start": 674.86, "text": "I like doing that I hadn't the retro" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 681.1, "text": "boosters that separate everything I had" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 683.019, "text": "them backwards some of them are firing" }, { "duration": 3.081, "start": 685.029, "text": "down and some of them are firing up so" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 686.41, "text": "what happened was the thing stuck to me" }, { "duration": 4.69, "start": 688.11, "text": "[ __ ] sake oh I need to slow way down" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 690.88, "text": "oh it's not gonna work oh I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 692.8, "text": "crash and die Oh" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 700.76, "text": "I'm terrible at this so I was like Oh" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 704.31, "text": "conducting CO observation report a" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 706.29, "text": "carbon above sixteen thousand five" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 707.94, "text": "hundred meters I said near jf q kz I" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 711, "text": "don't know what that is" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 712.62, "text": "um conduct observational surveys of" }, { "duration": 5.489, "start": 714.72, "text": "carbon year Jeb is tracked I don't know" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 717.42, "text": "where that is uh the thumper one seems" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 720.209, "text": "like something they should be able to do" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 721.26, "text": "and the solid boosters I felt like I" }, { "duration": 2.789, "start": 723.6, "text": "should be able to do because all you" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 724.74, "text": "need to do is be over kerbin and" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 726.389, "text": "splashdown to perform the test activate" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 728.76, "text": "the part through the staging sequence" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 730.29, "text": "when all Kontest conditions are met I" }, { "duration": 2.829, "start": 734.51, "text": "know what the [ __ ] any of this stuff" }, { "duration": 2.219, "start": 736.74, "text": "means" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 737.339, "text": "I really want to feel like I'm doing" }, { "duration": 4.861, "start": 738.959, "text": "progress well I am because now I have" }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 741.38, "text": "okay I can't go back I have 43 and a" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 743.82, "text": "half science which means a few more" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 746.76, "text": "experiments even just general easy ones" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 749.1, "text": "if it can collect like two more signs" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 750.69, "text": "then like the circuit and spaceplane" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 752.699, "text": "stuff and then I should be able to do a" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 753.75, "text": "bit more so I'm gonna try something is" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 756.72, "text": "this the thing don't work I don't care" }, { "duration": 6.959, "start": 760.11, "text": "it looks badass super speed go um dude" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 764.79, "text": "I'm trying to do to supper things yes I" }, { "duration": 6.301, "start": 767.069, "text": "have to speed now all I need is altitude" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 770.04, "text": "oh wait please don't burn up or I forgot" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 773.37, "text": "that the speed and then the atmosphere" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 775.62, "text": "and the Burnie burns do it don't do it" }, { "duration": 2.189, "start": 778.38, "text": "don't do it don't do it don't do it" }, { "duration": 3.779, "start": 779.55, "text": "don't do it don't do it" }, { "duration": 4.861, "start": 780.569, "text": "you haven't at all good there's a lot of" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 783.329, "text": "flames coming off that well but it looks" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 785.43, "text": "awesome hahaha I need to get the thirty" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 789.269, "text": "thousand though that's a lot enemies" }, { "duration": 7.949, "start": 791.88, "text": "yeah floor exploded what exploded I" }, { "duration": 5.971, "start": 797.579, "text": "think I'm okay all my fins just exploded" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 799.829, "text": "that's fine nobody needs fins with that" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 803.55, "text": "shut up for a second and it disappeared" }, { "duration": 7.24, "start": 805.43, "text": "you can't do that to me you [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 809.55, "text": "[ __ ] why you're entering Jabba's" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 812.67, "text": "tract" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 817.14, "text": "can actually do that now you're leaving" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 819.55, "text": "Jabba's track beta crew report crew" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 821.86, "text": "report all right crew report the [ __ ] on" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 826.81, "text": "EPA report" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 828.13, "text": "dammit I can't do that fellas Gemma's" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 831.52, "text": "tracked I need to look that up or giba" }, { "duration": 6.61, "start": 834.39, "text": "Gemma there's two bees god dammit nut it" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 838.42, "text": "needs to be flying need to be flying at" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 841, "text": "30,000 82 all these at once this is much" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 846.01, "text": "harder than it looks by then they're" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 851.44, "text": "really all I had to do for that for the" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 854.65, "text": "stack decoupler I just had had it landed" }, { "duration": 11.1, "start": 857.02, "text": "on the [ __ ] thing and all I had it's" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 860.53, "text": "all I had to do if I had known that all" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 868.12, "text": "this time um" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 869.5, "text": "crew report cool we got a good report" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 872.47, "text": "actually did the mission just be sitting" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 875.5, "text": "on the [ __ ] launch pad but knowing" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 878.05, "text": "that all this time I would've done it" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 879.28, "text": "ages ago I thought I had to go up in the" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 880.57, "text": "air and land back down I thought that I" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 882.34, "text": "didn't even get enough science out of" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 884.56, "text": "all of that and I don't have enough" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 886.99, "text": "money to upgrade this recover vessel" }, { "duration": 5.71, "start": 889.32, "text": "recover vessel weighed 75,000 I could" }, { "duration": 7.19, "start": 893.35, "text": "upgrade this and then I could have more" }, { "duration": 9.27, "start": 895.03, "text": "enough 140 did cuz from 18 to 140 tons" }, { "duration": 6.22, "start": 900.54, "text": "good Christ test rock Oh max brandy" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 904.3, "text": "Cooper in flight over kerbin okay so I" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 906.76, "text": "should be able to do that I know the" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 908.8, "text": "rock or maxi coupler is but I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 910.45, "text": "try that now that I kind of know what" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 911.68, "text": "that means and what landed means which" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 914.68, "text": "literally just means sitting on a" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 915.94, "text": "[ __ ] launch pad um Rocco max brand" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 920.68, "text": "decoupler oh sweet Mother of God our" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 923.59, "text": "thing is gigantic but this needs to be" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 926.32, "text": "tested in flight none of my engines are" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 928.18, "text": "even big enough" }, { "duration": 11.34, "start": 929.94, "text": "I just look stupid it works but are just" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 934.47, "text": "so stupid okay I guess we can see how" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 941.28, "text": "this works" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 942.18, "text": "um wait which one is it uh no no please" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 947.52, "text": "raka Max Brian T couple of kerbin flying" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 949.2, "text": "altitude 18 thousand to twenty one" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 951.93, "text": "thousand meters and after we what's 650" }, { "duration": 7.41, "start": 954.57, "text": "meters per second - [ __ ] come on almost" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 959.58, "text": "there almost there" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 961.98, "text": "18,000 18,000 keep the speed up yes they" }, { "duration": 9.44, "start": 965.46, "text": "do a crew report crew report yes I get" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 970.5, "text": "rid of that what they didn't count" }, { "duration": 5.86, "start": 974.9, "text": "between 18,000 and 21,000 I did it it's" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 977.79, "text": "like 24 oh yeah I did it" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 980.76, "text": "oh god that's not good that's not good" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 983.37, "text": "the thing is still pushing me into the" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 985.14, "text": "air Oh Nelly oh we did it though Oh God" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 990.93, "text": "there it goes bye" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 992.28, "text": "yes like house is that done yeah" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 995.52, "text": "sweetness now I just need a time" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 998.16, "text": "accelerate all the way up and all the" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 999.93, "text": "way back I really wish you guys" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1001.28, "text": "splashdown over there though that would" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1002.72, "text": "have worked um" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1004.73, "text": "and I put parachutes on them but shirt" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1007.01, "text": "doesn't make a [ __ ] difference" }, { "duration": 9.47, "start": 1008.15, "text": "oh god am I even going to splash back" }, { "duration": 10.14, "start": 1010.79, "text": "down finish it what are you d fq kz ah" }, { "duration": 8.41, "start": 1017.62, "text": "that's where it is and this is Jabba's" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 1020.93, "text": "tract activate navigation no [ __ ] off" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1026.03, "text": "and do you another sign there now that I" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 1028.22, "text": "know that you're actually on the map" }, { "duration": 9.24, "start": 1029.24, "text": "they know that okay can you come back" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 1033.53, "text": "those we can end this and land it cool" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 1038.48, "text": "built you're doing the Lord's work those" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1040.46, "text": "Bob what's the pub I think so I'm a" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1044.93, "text": "recovered vessel so now I should have" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 1046.85, "text": "enough funds I have a lot of forms and" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1050.81, "text": "i-49 sites yes" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1052.79, "text": "so now I can actually upgrade this so" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1055.37, "text": "now that can hold a lot more so then I" }, { "duration": 4.15, "start": 1057.92, "text": "can try the booster thing next and for" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 1060.89, "text": "right now" }, { "duration": 8.95, "start": 1062.07, "text": "what was it gonna do um this guy uh" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1065.02, "text": "space pain stuff yes awesome so we can" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 1071.02, "text": "actually go into the space plane hangar" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1072.28, "text": "and start making planes" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1073.95, "text": "well at least they should have some" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 1075.73, "text": "parrots word first yeah for basic planes" }, { "duration": 6.85, "start": 1078.03, "text": "not nothing major nothing super cool yet" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 1081.63, "text": "but like I have intakes I have fins" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1084.88, "text": "I have aliens I have wheels perfect" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1088.39, "text": "that's all I need" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 1089.5, "text": "okay right leave this episode here then" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 1091.66, "text": "I actually got some missions done this" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1093.49, "text": "time nothing spectacular and I still" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 1095.679, "text": "didn't do half of these but I can try" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1098.02, "text": "and do them next time one of the main" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1100.6, "text": "reasons I couldn't do the thumper ones" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 1101.95, "text": "and getting into space and all that" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1103.36, "text": "because I couldn't put enough stuff on" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1104.65, "text": "my aircraft to be able to go into space" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1106.78, "text": "I couldn't get into orbit or anything" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1108.4, "text": "like that so now I can actually put a" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1109.99, "text": "hundred and forty tons on my thing so I" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1112.15, "text": "should be able to do - thumper ones next" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1113.74, "text": "time I get a bunch more science then I" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1116.02, "text": "get a bunch more science from doing the" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1117.25, "text": "space plane stuff and we're just regular" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 1119.71, "text": "plain stuff and then after a while I" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1121.66, "text": "should have enough science to upgrade my" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1123.04, "text": "ships further and get it onto the moon" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1124.63, "text": "or into space and into orbits and all" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1126.07, "text": "that stuff so making progress slowly but" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1128.23, "text": "surely and we get there but for now" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1129.49, "text": "thank you guys so much watching this" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1131.71, "text": "episode if you liked it punch darling" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1134.02, "text": "banana face" }, { "duration": 12.68, "start": 1135.19, "text": "who are your boys and I basil Road shh" }, { "duration": 8.72, "start": 1139.15, "text": "shh thank you guys Syria nudes oh oh" }, { "duration": 14.31, "start": 1147.92, "text": "oh don't do that's meager busker Busker" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 1159.53, "text": "belts curb let's kerbals kerbals curb" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 1162.23, "text": "let's kerbals curb us" } ]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9pEGd-2Ht0

h9pEGd-2Ht0

2024-11-29T10:36:37.383972

ronnie mcjohnny here and i'm here to show you the brand new product from top of the morning coffee [Music] have you ever thought to yourself i love the taste and smell of coffee i'd love it all over my body well now you can we're top of the morning's brand new coffee bean soap these are the beans that are going to keep you clean you bang open the bag you pull her open you look inside and you behold the beauty it even smells good with a little bunch of little bean sauce for yourself you can get clean the way that you should and you know what they say a shower a day keeps the nasty gunky dirty filthy smelly i'll show you how it works it comes with a smooth side and it comes at a rough side the rough side you use on your skin to exfoliate the out here and the smooth side is there so you can be soft as a baby's arse [Music] with real coffee grounds inside you can scrub away all day [Music] granny can even scrub the arthritis off her skin wow my skin feels exfoliated it really does work [Music] you see it's really revolutionary technology where now you can actually make your own coffee water and you're rinsing over here that's clean but for all that is good and the holy mother of jesus please don't for the love of god put these in your mouth unless you're filthy swearing out there and then you can wash your mouth out with salt seriously please don't put these in your mouth please it's actually soap it's real soap please don't put these in your mouth even as a joke so head on over now to top of the morning coffee.com and get you yourself some beans that'll keep you clean because you know what they say a bean a day will keep the potatoes away granny's got arthritis no seriously granny's got arthritis no seriously please please help her please [Music] ease yourself i just realize the blinds are open in my bathroom [Music] i'm washing myself [Music] that's it

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Outgoing and Energetic

JacksepticEye

This Is HILARIOUS | Little Misfortune - Part 1

Are you ready for a full little misfortune gameplay walkthrough? I waited a long time to do this series but it's finally here. I didn't think it would be THIS funny, it really made me laugh! SUB TO BE EPIC - https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksepticeye?sub_confirmation=1 Become a Sponsor: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcwefTGhNMw

zcwefTGhNMw

2024-11-29T10:36:49.352436

laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to little misfortune finally I've been getting a ton of requests to play this game ever since he came out and rightfully so because they said it was gonna play it and then I kept pushing it off and pushing it off and that was kind of ridiculous that I haven't played it until now but we're here finally we're gonna do it I played the demo the little prototype of the game a long time ago and I really really liked it I thought that the game was onto some winning concepts and it was hilarious and I really liked the style and the characters everything and the developers are absolute joys and a delight to listen to so I'm very excited for this game apparently it's already like two and a half hours long so that crazy benyamin uh-huh nice listen to some synth wave I have no idea what's going on in this game ah all right we've got an interdimensional Fox coming to visit us but yeah that's Benjamin way right he's Benjamin the Fox somebody was named Benjamin in their demo man they are so lovely welcome to my game thank you I'll be your humble narrator the rules of this game are simple play until the end okay like most games he is a very sexy voice I wish my voice sound like that I am the narrator other day put subtitles on he just spoke in subtitles wonderful child from a wonderful she's adorable for you and a little sparkle for you the sad part is today is the day she will die huh I can hear your mouth no you can I even say my head or something mmm well okay yes all right I'll call you mr. Boies Oh what do you say about me die until they die No nobody said anything about anyone dying today huh nobody said nothing you know I have prepared the game for you a game really for me if you can reach the end of the game I'll give you eternal happiness somnus is follow I don't know happiness I guess I could give that to my heart oh it's a deal wonderful fantastic ready to play yes your first mission is to leave the house okay no misfortune you're so cute she went over everybody's hearts and I played the demo and everyone was like oh she sounds like Marcia [Laughter] okay interactive space barrows myself this is Kimberly and this is Steven they're on a trip fighting super evils so adorable another little voice benyamin under this picture it's the folks I see outside my window sometimes I call him Benjamin here's some really cute folks I don't care much for fathers well you was an [ __ ] we've done all of this stuff before but it's been so long ago that I can't really remember it so that's impressive but why do you need a hiding spot I don't like it when mommy and daddy are do too much do when I come here I can dream and travel far away I see hmm yeah ooh miss fortune has bad parents secrets from desire see his eye he got that from a battle against a monster did so buzzer that sounds scary it was and the person doing the voice for Little Miss fortune is one of the devs that worked on the game and you can see some of their dev Diaries online on YouTube and there it's just delightful they're making this game out of pure passion and joy and the phone of creating and everything is just they can't knock it nobody's allowed to read it want to see yeah no you said nobody's not really though I like to play with my toys I like to talk to them because it's fun hello diary at school I drew I drew and at home I was at my hiding spot talking to pubsey and I heard it I saw a fox walking outside my room he's called bang you mean I think something about doing that voice makes my the back of my tongue hit my uvula it makes me wanna throw up it stifles but I probably ought be able to do it punch without cord hello diary my dad liked me again not going out to the park today I made myself pretty but he doesn't care all I feel sad I cried but mommy told her but told mommy I'm okay I'm afraid if I tell her I'm sad she'll be angry sometimes I don't know how to feel nobody is teaching me how to feel I wish I was I wish in school they teach us her feelings come from but for reals no fairytales yikes forever Africa she says that she says yikes forever she throws sprinkles on everything or sparkles oh it's so cute but yes definitely I'm talking about this with some of the guys recently that I mean a lot of people have talked about this where yes we should start teaching kids in school how to take care of themselves especially now in a world full of social media it was hard enough going to school when I was a kid and all you had to do was worry about those however many hours in the day that you were in school and then after that you could go home and be whatever or whoever the [ __ ] you wanted you could I could go home it could be the nerdy dumbass that sat at home playing video games all day and didn't have to care about anything and then the next day I got nervous and anxious going back to school because I had to put up a front and be somebody else for school but now these days you go home and social media is everywhere and tick tock and all that [ __ ] that people are just performing all the time for everybody so all your classmates know what you're doing all the time except for those that probably don't go on social media and I hope that it's reaching a peak or more kids are starting to come off Facebook I have to use Facebook in like eight years but more and more people are dropping our Facebook and I wonder if people start dropping off Twitter and Instagram and that kind of stuff more because it's [ __ ] you up it's [ __ ] everybody up your mental health is not gonna be good even if you're going on Instagram and Twitter and everybody's super nice to you all the time that's still [ __ ] you up it's nobody should have that much input and stimulus all the time without figuring out themselves first so yes nobody's teaching me how to feel that's part of your parents job is to teach you and mold you and hopefully not [ __ ] you up the way they're [ __ ] up people man that's tricky I feel like people growing up today I I feel you if any of you are in a weird time and going through your brain and it's all [ __ ] up from everything and all the stimulus all the time I get it you have to sometimes people lash out online and hate the world because they don't like themselves because their life is [ __ ] up it's a crazy time we're living in hello diary is it okay to have feelings for a fox depends on what kind of feelings hegemon the Fox came to visit when I was playing outside and we looked at each other my heart felt warm and like if I was about to vomit but in a good way then he ran away because my mommy shouted that dinner was ready obeying him in hello diary my daddy hit mommy is that supposed to be normal should I hit people I love it doesn't feel right oh oh Miss Fortune what's her first name little maybe daddy can't see he's hurting me too when he hits mommy I promise I will never be like my daddy I played today that I took a plane to Japan and saw interesting things I know about Japan because my friend is Japanese he likes sushi my Japanese friend speaks Japanese that's very problematic whom we want to talk it's hard to understand each other it's confusing but I like him he has a pair of sweet boots and a cowboy hat his name is Hiro and he's a ghost I drew him a picture but I never gave it to him he actually a ghost you see dead people hello diary look I have glitter from school it's super shiny and we use it to make Christmas cards I think Christmas cards are pretty but I don't believe Santa is for reals if a man could give everyone a gift why can't he give poor people water and food misfortune oh you're too peeler oh I saw a TV show with people from other countries having nothing to eat anyway I don't believe Santa is real but the glitter is amazing it makes me think that all that makes me sad and angry can be sprinkled with sparkle to look prettier that makes me a little less sad yeah the mysteries of that kind of stuff is all kind of ruined now the tooth fairies and Santa and all those kinds of things because the Internet it's too easy to find all the information life is about discovery and learning and a journey if the world gives you all the answers immediately then you might not know what to do with all those answers hello diary I went picking tomatoes with my grandma it spells for nice I saw a butterfly some other insects too I ate two tomatoes and then I was stuffed hello Terry I was riding my tricycle we don't have money for the bicycle and I look straight in the Sun and I started crying because it hurt my eyes my mommy said that one should not look directly at it no you go by isn't that weird though that you've evolved to a point where your eyes are like super complex and your ears and everything you're super complex but yet we live in a time when we haven't evolved that we can't look close to the Sun because we go blind I mean we shouldn't have to look at the Sun anyway but you know to me hello diary it was fun today because I was at the lake and I saw birds flying and also fish in the water I felt like warm water came near my bottom oh did you pee hello diary how are you I'm good too I have to do homework but I can't stop thinking about benyamin oh I put a picture of me when I was younger time goes fast the cake looks yummy Halloween costume ideas little lady Fox oh okay that's the end we've read all this already but for the people who haven't seen the first video I'm going through it again anyway and you do with the Kareem ugh oh I forget can I bring multiple things because I know I have to bring a little character like my rock or something afterwards I'll bring the book if I get bored oh good okay I think that's fine I think you should be allowed to do whatever you want misfortune [Music] okay let's go it this way forever oh yeah shake it out yeah shake those newly legs well get it misfortune [ __ ] it up they're fighting super evils okay we leave them on their trip I saw a monster in here once I showed it the finger and it's [ __ ] awesome later I talked about this before that glitter is one of my least favorite inventions of mankind it gets everywhere and it's impossible to get it off you could sprinkle a tiny bit of glitter near you and in about 40 years you'll still be fine Sparkle sunshine everybody have a nice time before you leave which toy do you choose to bring with you take them both no you can only choose one come on mr. voice your choice is much more important than you think what if we bring the wrong one it ends up getting me killed I can't I want to bring the stone the unicorns cool don't get me wrong unicorns are dope but I want to bring the stone because that's an actual practical weapon so something comes up to try and attack me not only will he protect me as a character but I can bash them over the head with it choice yeah I go him stony because he's a stone that's a rock thank you no it's not so they become fabulous Shanon hey you on the other side of the screen remember I told you she was going to die today let's keep that a secret between us all right okay Benjamin he walked by the window okay mommy and daddy are not here you still wear a diaper then why did you say to mommy likes to collect glasses I broke a couple one by one each of us did mommy find out who did it hmm but I had a piece of gloves in my foot for like five days Jesus [Music] uh-oh save it save it save it oh that was a beautiful example of course let's put this back together don't worry you can trust me can we can't you said I was gonna die can I put this back together maybe I could try to fix it I can't remember what happens which is good because that means I'm not gonna spoil myself I I feel like when I put it back together it didn't fully go back together that it kind of goes back together but not really in a falls apart again this goes here it goes there okay hold on a second to find the pieces that go where they belong [Music] there we go nice I did that a lot faster than I did the first day and the flower has to go in I did it oh it doesn't break that's me mommy told me I have to smile even when I'm sug your mom is not teaching you very good life lessons if you're sad feel sad no one's going to kill you for being sad stop beating yourself up all the time for being sad everybody out there if you're sad you're sad you'll get through it it's fine you're allowed be sad I was sad recently I was sad yesterday and Here I am having a great time playing misfortune it passes daddy fine what's a hunter and kill these moves he's dr. Erica she thought his gun was a toy she said bang bang to her mommy and daddy when her parents died who she was so sad cool Jesus Christ she said bang bang to mommy and daddy and they died she also likes to drink jewels a lot well I used to complete your first mission okay I don't know if I'm supposed to sprinkle sprinkle the sprinkles on everything but I probably do it more than I need you there's dead rabbits dead that's what it is yeah yeah hikes forever she said it she said the thing is there certain things that will show me that I can sprinkle [Music] here we go oh my heart's growing hell yeah so there's little sparkles around them before I do it hey everybody's happy No Oh mommy's a princess I wanted to see if it would have a separate dialog after glitter vacation okay I'll try and keep an eye out for those I probably missed some are you leaving yes okay mom cares a lot that's a great mom and it's oh she's great she's delightful it's like that joke in Hot Fuzz well every [ __ ] joking Hartford's is amazing but that joke when it's like what made you want to become a police officer it's like a policeman or no what made you become a policeman and then he's like officer because you're not let us say policeman because there's more than men on the forest now they say what made you want to become a policeman officer yes you've told me about that Fox already you shouldn't trust the Fox they're all criminals that's silly yeah you're silly mister voice [ __ ] dumbass disgusting it's a way of life she's dressed so nicely too [Music] is he there no way miss sparkles and anything else no no kitty as a cat dad now this really speaks to me oh that's a mean cat oh god no no no oh yeah that was the thing as well a big boss they are cat here now is the sweetest cat of all time the sweetest kind of I've ever met most cats eyes I've met are like okay pet pet pet okay no leave me alone for about four to six weeks and big boss is just like pet pet pet ok this is a nice pet pet ok more he just sleeps on your lap it's the best he's such a sweet little boy I love them so before we continue you need to know the rules of the game hit me Oh remember you will be given choices on your journey there is no right or wrong only consequences when you beat the game the prize of eternal happiness is yours your next mission is the cross this road I could do it does those different directions you said looked at the left looks at the right at different times or when you looked in different directions oh Jesus what monster I didn't see anything the crows are dead it's probably just your imagination yeah that's true I have a very big one just keep going we'll have to get out of the streets all right cheers to the street Chet dad I really don't trust mr. voice I think he's from the other dimension and he's trying to get me to go to a certain place and I think that Benjamin the Fox is gonna help me look Ashley be back come on Miss Fortune let's go now my hair is growing ever so Bigley oh wait isn't this where the demo ended well oh no it's like the show Derek on Netflix which you should really watch it's German but it's [ __ ] amazing [Music] yeah you're sprinkles later on it [ __ ] face for geez yeah so it just said that they were part of the story in Italian Martinson so they're the voice of little misfortune Jesus there you go all better [ __ ] what's happening I still have no idea what this game is actually about although I didn't really know what was going on in front bow either I don't know this is all new to me brand new scenery full game oh that's a puppy so cute what a cute party hat now focus misfortune you have to make a very difficult choice regarding this puppy now we aware of the consequences play with it set it free oh I don't think I should set it free my first instinct is that somebody left the dog here has a little party hat and has a collar I'm hoping that it's taken care of if I let it go it's just gonna run in traffic and get killed so I'm gonna play with it a little so we come share a nice time together yeah good choice now throw the ball at it what they Spall's we're gonna throw the ball at Hayden gonna both throw the ball to it what did I do it's all broken though everything I touch breaks what's wrong with me there's nothing wrong with you sometimes life is just unfair but I'm here for you thank you well sadly you evil [ __ ] of a game the owner of this dog George is having a party I think you have to go and tell him about the accident let's go it's just a bit farther ahead all right Oh horrible I just killed a dog it's Sookie I escaped and went from hilarious took morbidly horrible I'm sorry I broke you Bobby why am i man we can play later [Music] the Swedish or Norwegian watch this let's keep moving sweet I can see my footprint oh man I feel so bad for not having played it earlier now for did basta please wipe your shoes also where are you eating bigger that thing doesn't work do you see all the crap lying around that's a good observation on misfortune thank you yeah can we put some funds so into recycling and Saturday the other side cleanups Lake you will be one step closer to the prize of eternal happiness ah yes that too I don't have to go through the water to get eternal happiness away coz that's called dying I got my head stuck in a plastic bag I remember falling asleep and waking up in the hospital it's curtains that's terrible yeah I almost died she's can't clean her this away the world is dying and we're killing it excuse me [Laughter] misfortune like you have to do something about it fast kick them in the balls throw glitter at the birds I really want to kick them in the balls but I don't think birds have balls like that yeah well that sounds like a solid plan misfortune by don't I go dead like Princess Beach sure is oh I can go left and right well time seems to slow down when we are in danger I'd say so that's a [ __ ] you chicken what's happening I got crazy this is also gonna make me like Simba you seemed very good at falling thank you oh my god mr. Boies is the party on this same day that you're not happiness yes yes it is let's go lenient have you thought about how to break the news to George about the popping yes I mean if you want to uh yeah I should I feel bad from [ __ ] killed his dog already killed me this week yeah that is very brave of you misfortune [Music] just a little bit farther away this a Viking go oh look at the boat it's probably explode knowing your look should we do about it [Music] bring it with you release it I feel like releasing it's gonna get it killed trying to do the right thing it seems to [ __ ] me up before so you know what I'm gonna bring the fish with me I want a fish friend he's gonna give me wise advice okay come along Rodrigo all right little miss we are the house of George myself you'll do fine you're brave telling the truth about the puppy okay you said he was having a party doesn't seem like a party's going on here okay got it you got it shut the door first before we go in let's ring Bell ding dong I'll invite myself no okay you dog [ __ ] all over you though I saw a man who was floating in the lake yes like the fishes God everything's fine sunshine Sparkle rainbow host that's pretty cool he has a Deadpool jumper on that's dope ah what a nice picture I wish I had a picture like this with my mummy Bobby yeah me too Oh more [ __ ] dad what is it miss fortune it's a salt gulfs are you sure this is the right house what is the border hello the party okay sprinkle sparkle shine everything excuse me are you the owner of a puppy because they bring really about me Oh God wait it looks like no misfortune he's dead don't don't take his boots don't don't [ __ ] do it hey misfortune I think this party's over let's leave I'll meet you in the back [Music] the pinata by George at least you're with your dog no let's go into the woods and get that eternal happiness yes jesus [ __ ] christ what is this game I don't know it's gonna be like this it's [ __ ] hilarious though maybe you brought it looks like you wanna puke so many things to kill dangerous animals misfortune you might run into a fox baby a fox yes but all foxes are evil so keep your eyes open alright folks like Mike Benjamin so cute Oh misfortune I'm sorry that horrible things happen around you but it is unfortunate that your name is misfortune this music's greater voodoo ritual hey doll number one hey doll Hey everything begins with the song of a jackdaw or the crawl right we call them jackdaws [Music] are you putting them what do you have there when your business mister voice sick to what you're good at today back news for true wild dangerous Fox it doesn't matter attack it before he kills you do you want to play with me what relief we are safe now let's keep playing my game ok there's a magical cave nearby you need to find it come on you go came ok hmm what if hmm what if Benjamin actually wants to kill me so I can go between places cuz that was what it was in Fran bow right it was two different planes of existence death and life ah it looks like fun Jimmy likes to paint that's pretty cool I like books focus misfortune we need to keep going okay it looks like Benjamin likes to hail Satan and summon demons I like that in the frogs oh oh oh should have done that Benjamin's a good boy hmm I'm gonna go out on a whim and say the Benjamins good but the mr. voice is trying to make him seem bad and mr. voice is probably the big antler thing comma to try and kill me it's my big brain theory right now I'm gonna protect misfortune to the day I die Jesus great a kid fell off and died just wait until you go inside sparkles know whenever you're ready and it was a game stay in the forest okay so is he trying to like constantly push me towards things that are gonna get me killed he wants me to go outside he wants me to play in the lake to die he wants me to go but then the crows picked me up and helped me the animals help me then I had to he wanted me to leave the other place that that guy died in maybe he killed George and Benjamin's trying to save him I know he's making me going to the cave Reno wasn't gonna die I hope she doesn't die well let's explore the cave comedian misfortune thank you oh she says thank you to everything as well she's so adorable oh joy sparkles Shannon what did I miss something I'm not sure was it a pimp-ass hamster driving a car that hamster Fox yeah that's you're a magical hamster party I know you love kitties I don't know let's go find out live new textures what is happening [Music] I'm going to do something about it and the violence between the hamsters yes the letting them stab another hamster and rob him oh god oh god oh god no no no you dropped a bag of ecstasy do not try the mints Oh God oh my god I'm making a child trip balls on ecstasy oh my god [Music] this is so weird oh Jesus my god this is intense you puked again alright misfortune how does trip balls you know when you go into a cave because the voice told you and you chase a fox that's ND and draw pentagrams on the ground and then you find a naked sexy hamster dungeon and they want to fight each other so then you take some ecstasy as a kid you trip balls and you see life and death all at once and you wake up and you're puke is on the ground yeah same sparkles we have to find another way out now you know it's probably good there's a hamster above your head and it's only a neon sign and even that's not suitable for you so it's smoking this is still beautiful me satin sparkles for everybody Jesus Christ oh no little hamster lady oh no I think I recognize her she's the owner of the club back there really yes looks like she was robbed yes you're right looks like you helped the criminal escape of course it does your secret is safe with me thank you I'm not making great choices in this game hello little lady you okay [Music] hey rose we need to find a way out now the eternal happiness is still out there got it big red book needs a shiny shine [Music] hikes forever kinda ladder then always asking me to keep staying I feel like I've seen everything but maybe there's something that stop stop obey her Iike a girl ie tilth rod okay Scandinavian languages are weird I'm not gonna pretend I understand them I doubt most Scandinavians even understand them even though you speak them wound face [Music] this looks just like a movie I saw on TV Carolyn this is a hamster meth lab right we need to clear the way before we can proceed Wow you see that fire alarm over there we need to activate it yeah with a slingshot would bring her this slingshot so yeah I think mmm the reason it looks like the thing with the antlers is following me is because he's following along in the other dimension and he's like throwing things across dimensions to me yeah it's really clever misfortunate Oh everything's a little thank you she's so cute aim up and down W&S to shoot okay ah Wow okay nailed it Oh baby eat [ __ ] button well Donna misfortune thank you we did it now unlock the gas and let the whole place explode I don't know why but mommy was really angry about us is your dad making drugs in your house shut down shouldn't such a sparkle it's a lot of money what makes you think that money is the only thing that makes her happy it sounds like mommy your mommy is wrong oh really we'll give it a sparkle anyway so we can trace the bills later on and help the cops okay climb the ladder am I missing anything by leaving too soon everybody else has played this game by now and I'm Way late oh there's a missing girl hey you on the other side of the screen listen I know it must be hard not knowing much about our little lady's future will misfortune rarely die if so how will she die and when will the evil Fox kill her will she find the eternal happiness I personally hope she does act normal she's coming I do not trust mister voice Oh Miss Fortune you made it congratulations thank you where are we well one step closer to the grand prize of eternal happiness right because I'm not allowed to be outside this like you know don't worry it's not far from here great great okay I'm gonna leave this first episode of little misfortune here I absolutely adore this I mean I knew I would I kept having it in the back of my head that I would play it at some point anyway but now oh here the mask on but now I'm glad that we're finally doing it coz this is delightful this is way funnier than I thought it was gonna be I loved the demo I loved the style of it I loved the way she talked and I loved just her her perception of life it's like an adult but everything's [ __ ] up and she doesn't really know but she kind of does it's hilarious and the writings really good the art sounds amazing and her voice is really cute and I love where this is going it's so weird and all over the place I don't know have to think about it but I'm excited to play more of it so don't forget to leave a like in the video if you enjoyed this first episode and also don't forget to subscribe because we're probably gonna be uploading this every single day until we're finished with it but I for one I'm very excited until the next time shuttin such a sparkle [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Boies Oh what do you say about" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 196.66, "text": "me die until they die No nobody said" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 201.37, "text": "anything about anyone dying today huh" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 204.19, "text": "nobody said nothing you know I have" }, { "duration": 8.19, "start": 208.3, "text": "prepared the game for you a game really" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 212.32, "text": "for me if you can reach the end of the" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 216.49, "text": "game I'll give you eternal happiness" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 220.03, "text": "somnus is follow" }, { "duration": 8.45, "start": 221.47, "text": "I don't know happiness I guess I could" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 224.83, "text": "give that to my heart oh it's a deal" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 232.31, "text": "wonderful fantastic ready to play yes" }, { "duration": 11.48, "start": 237.24, "text": "your first mission is to leave the house" }, { "duration": 9.58, "start": 241.34, "text": "okay no misfortune you're so cute" }, { "duration": 3.46, "start": 248.72, "text": "she went over everybody's hearts and I" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 250.92, "text": "played the demo and everyone was like oh" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 252.18, "text": "she sounds like Marcia" }, { "duration": 7.82, "start": 253.6, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 256.26, "text": "okay interactive space barrows myself" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 261.42, "text": "this is Kimberly and this is Steven" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 263.79, "text": "they're on a trip fighting super evils" }, { "duration": 7.54, "start": 269.27, "text": "so adorable another little voice" }, { "duration": 6.19, "start": 272.96, "text": "benyamin under this picture it's the" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 276.81, "text": "folks I see outside my window sometimes" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 279.15, "text": "I call him Benjamin" }, { "duration": 8.4, 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"text": "he got that from a battle against a" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 326.4, "text": "monster did so buzzer that sounds scary" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 329.49, "text": "it was and the person doing the voice" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 334.44, "text": "for Little Miss fortune is one of the" }, { "duration": 3.8689999999999998, "start": 336.3, "text": "devs that worked on the game and you can" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 338.22, "text": "see some of their dev Diaries online on" }, { "duration": 4.891, "start": 340.169, "text": "YouTube and there it's just delightful" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 343.11, "text": "they're making this game out of pure" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 345.06, "text": "passion and joy and the phone of" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 347.19, "text": "creating and everything is just they" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 348.96, "text": "can't knock it" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 351.26, "text": "nobody's allowed to read it want to see" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 353.96, "text": "yeah no you said nobody's not really" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 356.45, "text": "though" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 356.81, "text": "I like to play with my toys I like to" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 359.72, "text": "talk to them because it's fun" }, { "duration": 5.26, "start": 362.29, "text": "hello diary at school I drew I drew and" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 365.93, "text": "at home I was at my hiding spot talking" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 367.55, "text": "to pubsey and I heard it I saw a fox" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 369.44, "text": "walking outside my room" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 370.91, "text": "he's called bang you mean I think" }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 374.05, "text": "something about doing that voice makes" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 375.98, "text": "my the back of my tongue hit my uvula it" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 378.71, "text": "makes me wanna throw up it stifles but I" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 383.87, "text": "probably ought be able to do it punch" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 385.37, "text": "without cord hello diary my dad liked me" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 388.55, "text": "again not going out to the park today" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 390.65, "text": "I made myself pretty but he doesn't care" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 392.87, "text": "all I feel sad I cried but mommy told" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 396.59, "text": "her but told mommy I'm okay I'm afraid" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 398.99, "text": "if I tell her I'm sad she'll be angry" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 400.81, "text": "sometimes I don't know how to feel" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 403.01, "text": "nobody is teaching me how to feel I wish" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 405.8, "text": "I was I wish in school they teach us her" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 408.11, "text": "feelings come from but for reals" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 410, "text": "no fairytales yikes forever Africa she" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 414.11, "text": "says that she says yikes forever she" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 415.79, "text": "throws sprinkles on everything or" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 417.68, "text": "sparkles oh it's so cute but yes" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 420.74, "text": "definitely I'm talking about this with" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 422.72, "text": "some of the guys recently that I mean a" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 425.57, "text": "lot of people have talked about this" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 426.95, "text": "where yes we should start teaching kids" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 428.78, "text": "in school how to take care of themselves" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 430.55, "text": "especially now in a world full of social" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 433.61, "text": "media it was hard enough going to school" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 435.56, "text": "when I was a kid and all you had to do" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 437.57, "text": "was worry about those however many hours" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 440.15, "text": "in the day that you were in school and" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 441.74, "text": "then after that you could go home and be" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 443.81, "text": "whatever or whoever the [ __ ] you wanted" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 446.21, "text": "you could I could go home it could be" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 448.01, "text": "the nerdy dumbass that sat at home" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 450.53, "text": "playing video games all day and didn't" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 452.96, "text": "have to care about anything and then the" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 454.1, "text": "next day I got nervous and anxious going" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 456.2, "text": "back to school because I had to put up a" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 458.21, "text": "front and be somebody else for school" }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 461.17, "text": "but now these days you go home and" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 463.55, "text": "social media is everywhere and tick tock" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 465.47, "text": "and all that [ __ ] that people are just" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 467.93, "text": "performing all the time for everybody so" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 471.26, "text": "all your classmates know what you're" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 472.4, "text": "doing all the time except for those that" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 474.2, "text": "probably don't go on social media and I" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 475.49, "text": "hope that it's reaching a peak or more" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 478.04, "text": "kids are starting to come off Facebook I" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 479.78, "text": "have to use Facebook in like eight years" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 482.35, "text": "but more and more people are dropping" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 483.85, "text": "our Facebook and I wonder if people" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 485.56, "text": "start dropping off Twitter and Instagram" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 486.76, "text": "and that kind of stuff more because it's" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 488.35, "text": "[ __ ] you up" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 489.34, "text": "it's [ __ ] everybody up your mental" }, { "duration": 2.55, "start": 491.41, "text": "health is not gonna be good even if" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 492.7, "text": "you're going on Instagram and Twitter" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 493.96, "text": "and everybody's super nice to you all" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 496.39, "text": "the time that's still [ __ ] you up" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 497.86, "text": "it's nobody should have that much input" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 500.17, "text": "and stimulus all the time without" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 501.58, "text": "figuring out themselves first so yes" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 503.35, "text": "nobody's teaching me how to feel that's" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 506.02, "text": "part of your parents job is to teach you" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 508.6, "text": "and mold you and hopefully not [ __ ] you" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 511.09, "text": "up the way they're [ __ ] up people man" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 514.21, "text": "that's tricky I feel like people growing" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 516.88, "text": "up today I I feel you if any of you are" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 519.88, "text": "in a weird time and going through your" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 522.58, "text": "brain and it's all [ __ ] up from" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 524.98, "text": "everything and all the stimulus all the" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 526.24, "text": "time I get it you have to sometimes" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 528.4, "text": "people lash out online and hate the" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 530.35, "text": "world because they don't like themselves" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 531.58, "text": "because their life is [ __ ] up it's a" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 534.13, "text": "crazy time we're living in" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 536.17, "text": "hello diary is it okay to have feelings" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 538.3, "text": "for a fox depends on what kind of" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 540.4, "text": "feelings hegemon the Fox came to visit" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 542.53, "text": "when I was playing outside and we looked" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 544.54, "text": "at each other my heart felt warm and" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 546.4, "text": "like if I was about to vomit but in a" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 548.98, "text": "good way then he ran away because my" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 550.81, "text": "mommy shouted that dinner was ready" }, { "duration": 6.31, "start": 552.54, "text": "obeying him in hello diary my daddy hit" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 556.9, "text": "mommy is that supposed to be normal" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 558.85, "text": "should I hit people I love it doesn't" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 560.92, "text": "feel right oh oh" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 563.68, "text": "Miss Fortune what's her first name" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 566.67, "text": "little maybe daddy can't see he's" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 570.43, "text": "hurting me too when he hits mommy I" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 572.92, "text": "promise I will never be like my daddy I" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 575.2, "text": "played today that I took a plane to" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 576.82, "text": "Japan and saw interesting things I know" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 578.65, "text": "about Japan because my friend is" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 580.3, "text": "Japanese" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 580.93, "text": "he likes sushi my Japanese friend speaks" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 584.56, "text": "Japanese that's very problematic whom we" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 586.84, "text": "want to talk it's hard to understand" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 588.55, "text": "each other it's confusing but I like him" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 591.07, "text": "he has a pair of sweet boots and a" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 592.81, "text": "cowboy hat his name is Hiro and he's a" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 594.85, "text": "ghost I drew him a picture but I never" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 597.28, "text": "gave it to him he actually a ghost you" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 599.65, "text": "see dead people" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 600.7, "text": "hello diary look I have glitter from" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 603.79, "text": "school it's super shiny and we use it to" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 606.4, "text": "make Christmas cards" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 608.19, "text": "I think Christmas cards are pretty but I" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 610.41, "text": "don't believe Santa is for reals if a" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 613.05, "text": "man could give everyone a gift" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 614.43, "text": "why can't he give poor people water and" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 616.2, "text": "food misfortune oh you're too peeler oh" }, { "duration": 5.05, "start": 620.48, "text": "I saw a TV show with people from other" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 623.22, "text": "countries having nothing to eat anyway I" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 625.53, "text": "don't believe Santa is real but the" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 627.36, "text": "glitter is amazing it makes me think" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 629.28, "text": "that all that makes me sad and angry can" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 632.07, "text": "be sprinkled with sparkle to look" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 633.96, "text": "prettier that makes me a little less sad" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 636.75, "text": "yeah the mysteries of that kind of stuff" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 638.88, "text": "is all kind of ruined now the tooth" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 641.7, "text": "fairies and Santa and all those kinds of" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 643.68, "text": "things because the Internet it's too" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 645.36, "text": "easy to find all the information life is" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 647.64, "text": "about discovery and learning and a" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 649.47, "text": "journey if the world gives you all the" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 651.87, "text": "answers immediately then you might not" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 653.28, "text": "know what to do with all those answers" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 654.45, "text": "hello diary I went picking tomatoes with" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 657.24, "text": "my grandma it spells for nice I saw a" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 659.85, "text": "butterfly some other insects too I ate" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 662.52, "text": "two tomatoes and then I was stuffed" }, { "duration": 3.19, "start": 665.75, "text": "hello Terry" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 667.17, "text": "I was riding my tricycle we don't have" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 668.94, "text": "money for the bicycle and I look" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 670.2, "text": "straight in the Sun and I started crying" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 673.59, "text": "because it hurt my eyes my mommy said" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 675.63, "text": "that one should not look directly at it" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 678.06, "text": "no you go by isn't that weird though" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 681.09, "text": "that you've evolved to a point where" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 683.55, "text": "your eyes are like super complex and" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 686.82, "text": "your ears and everything you're super" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 687.84, "text": "complex but yet we live in a time when" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 690.6, "text": "we haven't evolved that we can't look" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 691.98, "text": "close to the Sun because we go blind I" }, { "duration": 3.73, "start": 694.07, "text": "mean we shouldn't have to look at the" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 696, "text": "Sun anyway but you know to me hello" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 697.8, "text": "diary it was fun today because I was at" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 699.9, "text": "the lake and I saw birds flying and also" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 702.15, "text": "fish in the water" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 702.81, "text": "I felt like warm water came near my" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 704.67, "text": "bottom oh did you pee hello diary how" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 707.4, "text": "are you I'm good too I have to do" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 708.99, "text": "homework but I can't stop thinking about" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 710.22, "text": "benyamin" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 711.21, "text": "oh I put a picture of me when I was" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 714.24, "text": "younger time goes fast the cake looks" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 716.28, "text": "yummy Halloween costume ideas little" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 718.86, "text": "lady Fox oh okay that's the end we've" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 721.68, "text": "read all this already but for the people" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 723.45, "text": "who haven't seen the first video I'm" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 724.65, "text": "going through it again anyway" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 728.25, "text": "and you do with the Kareem ugh oh I" }, { "duration": 2.541, "start": 730.149, "text": "forget" }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 735.54, "text": "can I bring multiple things because I" }, { "duration": 2.6710000000000003, "start": 738.339, "text": "know I have to bring a little character" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 739.72, "text": "like my rock or something afterwards" }, { "duration": 7.73, "start": 741.01, "text": "I'll bring the book if I get bored oh" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 747.79, "text": "good" }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 748.74, "text": "okay I think that's fine I think you" }, { "duration": 2.5300000000000002, "start": 751.99, "text": "should be allowed to do whatever you" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 752.92, "text": "want misfortune" }, { "duration": 12.55, "start": 754.52, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 15.82, "start": 756.06, "text": "okay let's go it this way forever oh" }, { "duration": 11.4, "start": 767.07, "text": "yeah shake it out yeah shake those newly" }, { "duration": 6.59, "start": 771.88, "text": "legs well get it misfortune [ __ ] it up" }, { "duration": 6.67, "start": 781.68, "text": "they're fighting super evils okay we" }, { "duration": 5.011, "start": 786.279, "text": "leave them on their trip I saw a monster" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 788.35, "text": "in here once I showed it the finger and" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 791.29, "text": "it's [ __ ] awesome" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 795.75, "text": "later I talked about this before that" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 799.51, "text": "glitter is one of my least favorite" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 800.74, "text": "inventions of mankind it gets everywhere" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 803.74, "text": "and it's impossible to get it off you" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 806.529, "text": "could sprinkle a tiny bit of glitter" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 808.69, "text": "near you and in about 40 years you'll" }, { "duration": 2.45, "start": 811.12, "text": "still be fine" }, { "duration": 7.75, "start": 814.74, "text": "Sparkle sunshine everybody have a nice" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 817.779, "text": "time before you leave which toy do you" }, { "duration": 7.409, "start": 822.49, "text": "choose to bring with you take them both" }, { "duration": 9.271, "start": 825.519, "text": "no you can only choose one come on mr." }, { "duration": 9.361, "start": 829.899, "text": "voice your choice is much more important" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 834.79, "text": "than you think what if we bring the" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 839.26, "text": "wrong one it ends up getting me killed" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 840.94, "text": "I can't I want to bring the stone the" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 843.459, "text": "unicorns cool don't get me wrong" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 844.72, "text": "unicorns are dope but I want to bring" }, { "duration": 2.759, "start": 846.82, "text": "the stone because that's an actual" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 847.93, "text": "practical weapon so something comes up" }, { "duration": 3.061, "start": 849.579, "text": "to try and attack me not only will he" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 851.05, "text": "protect me as a character but I can bash" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 852.64, "text": "them over the head with it" }, { "duration": 12.58, "start": 858.6, "text": "choice yeah I go him stony because he's" }, { "duration": 24.9, "start": 863.17, "text": "a stone that's a rock thank you no it's" }, { "duration": 19.52, "start": 871.18, "text": "not so they become fabulous Shanon hey" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 888.07, "text": "you on the other side of the screen" }, { "duration": 5.379, "start": 890.7, "text": "remember I told you she was going to die" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 893.41, "text": "today let's keep that a secret between" }, { "duration": 8.731, "start": 896.079, "text": "us all right okay Benjamin he walked by" }, { "duration": 14.609, "start": 900.1, "text": "the window okay mommy and daddy are not" }, { "duration": 12.48, "start": 904.81, "text": "here you still wear a diaper then why" }, { "duration": 5.7010000000000005, "start": 914.709, "text": "did you say to mommy likes to collect" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 917.29, "text": "glasses I broke a couple one by one each" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 920.41, "text": "of us did mommy find out who did it" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 922.93, "text": "hmm but I had a piece of gloves in my" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 925.63, "text": "foot for like five days Jesus" }, { "duration": 11.06, "start": 929.43, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 13.03, "start": 930.58, "text": "uh-oh save it save it save it oh that" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 940.49, "text": "was a beautiful example of course" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 943.61, "text": "let's put this back together don't worry" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 947.12, "text": "you can trust me" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 949.01, "text": "can we can't you said I was gonna die" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 951.86, "text": "can I put this back together maybe I" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 953.87, "text": "could try to fix it I can't remember" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 958.67, "text": "what happens which is good because that" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 960.14, "text": "means I'm not gonna spoil myself I I" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 963.35, "text": "feel like when I put it back together it" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 965.06, "text": "didn't fully go back together that it" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 968.57, "text": "kind of goes back together but not" }, { "duration": 11.4, "start": 970.19, "text": "really in a falls apart again" }, { "duration": 12.81, "start": 972.11, "text": "this goes here it goes there okay hold" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 981.59, "text": "on a second to find the pieces that go" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 984.92, "text": "where they belong" }, { "duration": 9.46, "start": 986.52, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 10.47, "start": 988.69, "text": "there we go nice I did that a lot faster" }, { "duration": 9.33, "start": 995.98, "text": "than I did the first day and the flower" }, { "duration": 10.409, "start": 999.16, "text": "has to go in I did it oh it doesn't" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 1005.31, "text": "break that's me" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1009.569, "text": "mommy told me I have to smile even when" }, { "duration": 4.889, "start": 1012.24, "text": "I'm sug your mom is not teaching you" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 1015.629, "text": "very good life lessons if you're sad" }, { "duration": 5.851, "start": 1017.129, "text": "feel sad no one's going to kill you for" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 1020.459, "text": "being sad stop beating yourself up all" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 1022.98, "text": "the time for being sad everybody out" }, { "duration": 2.789, "start": 1024.78, "text": "there if you're sad you're sad you'll" }, { "duration": 3.449, "start": 1026.76, "text": "get through it" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 1027.569, "text": "it's fine you're allowed be sad I was" }, { "duration": 2.821, "start": 1030.209, "text": "sad" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 1030.419, "text": "recently I was sad yesterday and Here I" }, { "duration": 4.139, "start": 1033.03, "text": "am having a great time playing" }, { "duration": 5.309, "start": 1034.11, "text": "misfortune it passes daddy fine what's a" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 1037.169, "text": "hunter and kill these moves" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1039.419, "text": "he's dr. Erica she thought his gun was a" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 1043.199, "text": "toy" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 1043.949, "text": "she said bang bang to her mommy and" }, { "duration": 6.411, "start": 1046.289, "text": "daddy when her parents died who she was" }, { "duration": 2.781, "start": 1049.919, "text": "so sad" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 1054.07, "text": "cool Jesus Christ" }, { "duration": 12, "start": 1058, "text": "she said bang bang to mommy and daddy" }, { "duration": 13.29, "start": 1060.28, "text": "and they died she also likes to drink" }, { "duration": 10.71, "start": 1070, "text": "jewels a lot well I used to complete" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 1073.57, "text": "your first mission okay I don't know if" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1080.71, "text": "I'm supposed to sprinkle sprinkle the" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1082.39, "text": "sprinkles on everything but I probably" }, { "duration": 18.15, "start": 1084.43, "text": "do it more than I need you there's dead" }, { "duration": 19.08, "start": 1086.26, "text": "rabbits dead that's what it is yeah yeah" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 1102.58, "text": "hikes forever she said it she said the" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1105.34, "text": "thing is there certain things that will" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1109.42, "text": "show me that I can sprinkle" }, { "duration": 6.74, "start": 1110.59, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 1112.03, "text": "here we go oh my heart's growing" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 1117.33, "text": "hell yeah so there's little sparkles" }, { "duration": 14.46, "start": 1119.59, "text": "around them before I do it hey" }, { "duration": 16.6, "start": 1123.78, "text": "everybody's happy No Oh mommy's a" }, { "duration": 8.46, "start": 1134.05, "text": "princess I wanted to see if it would" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1140.38, "text": "have a separate dialog after glitter" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1142.51, "text": "vacation okay I'll try and keep an eye" }, { "duration": 10.49, "start": 1145.75, "text": "out for those I probably missed some are" }, { "duration": 21.63, "start": 1147.97, "text": "you leaving yes okay mom cares a lot" }, { "duration": 15.93, "start": 1156.24, "text": "that's a great mom and it's oh she's" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1169.6, "text": "great she's delightful" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1172.17, "text": "it's like that joke in Hot Fuzz well" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1174.97, "text": "every [ __ ] joking Hartford's is" }, { "duration": 4.15, "start": 1176.61, "text": "amazing but that joke when it's like" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 1179.35, "text": "what made you want to become a police" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 1180.76, "text": "officer it's like a policeman or no what" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1183.88, "text": "made you become a policeman and then" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 1185.98, "text": "he's like officer because you're not let" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1187.54, "text": "us say policeman because there's more" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1188.77, "text": "than men on the forest now they say what" }, { "duration": 16.23, "start": 1190.81, "text": "made you want to become a policeman" }, { "duration": 18.75, "start": 1192.01, "text": "officer yes you've told me about that" }, { "duration": 10.79, "start": 1207.04, "text": "Fox already you shouldn't trust the Fox" }, { "duration": 10.47, "start": 1210.76, "text": "they're all criminals that's silly" }, { "duration": 14.43, "start": 1217.83, "text": "yeah you're silly mister voice [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 11.03, "start": 1221.23, "text": "dumbass disgusting it's a way of life" }, { "duration": 11.269, "start": 1236.43, "text": "she's dressed so nicely too" }, { "duration": 7.709, "start": 1239.99, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.64, "start": 1250.409, "text": "is he there no way miss sparkles and" }, { "duration": 15.63, "start": 1256.12, "text": "anything else no no kitty as a cat dad" }, { "duration": 23.911, "start": 1260.049, "text": "now this really speaks to me oh that's a" }, { "duration": 13.08, "start": 1271.75, "text": "mean cat oh god no no no oh yeah that" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1283.96, "text": "was the thing as well" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 1284.83, "text": "a big boss they are cat here now is the" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1288.22, "text": "sweetest cat of all time the sweetest" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1290.98, "text": "kind of I've ever met" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 1291.94, "text": "most cats eyes I've met are like okay" }, { "duration": 4.949, "start": 1294.7, "text": "pet pet pet okay no leave me alone for" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1296.95, "text": "about four to six weeks and big boss is" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1299.649, "text": "just like pet pet pet ok this is a nice" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1301.57, "text": "pet pet ok more he just sleeps on your" }, { "duration": 5.821, "start": 1304.299, "text": "lap it's the best he's such a sweet" }, { "duration": 6.299, "start": 1306.85, "text": "little boy I love them so before we" }, { "duration": 7.139, "start": 1310.12, "text": "continue you need to know the rules of" }, { "duration": 8.01, "start": 1313.149, "text": "the game hit me Oh remember you will be" }, { "duration": 10.92, "start": 1317.259, "text": "given choices on your journey there is" }, { "duration": 10.22, "start": 1321.159, "text": "no right or wrong only consequences when" }, { "duration": 8.73, "start": 1328.179, "text": "you beat the game the prize of eternal" }, { "duration": 15.191, "start": 1331.379, "text": "happiness is yours your next mission is" }, { "duration": 11.191, "start": 1336.909, "text": "the cross this road I could do it does" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1346.57, "text": "those different directions" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1348.1, "text": "you said looked at the left looks at the" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 1349.929, "text": "right at different times or when you" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 1352.12, "text": "looked in different directions oh Jesus" }, { "duration": 6.97, "start": 1358.71, "text": "what monster I didn't see anything the" }, { "duration": 6.13, "start": 1363.12, "text": "crows are dead it's probably just your" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 1365.68, "text": "imagination yeah that's true I have a" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 1369.25, "text": "very big one just keep going we'll have" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 1372.52, "text": "to get out of the streets" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 1374.2, "text": "all right cheers to the street Chet dad" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 1379.84, "text": "I really don't trust mr. voice I think" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 1382.24, "text": "he's from the other dimension and he's" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1383.53, "text": "trying to get me to go to a certain" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 1384.7, "text": "place and I think that Benjamin the Fox" }, { "duration": 13.65, "start": 1387.46, "text": "is gonna help me look Ashley be back" }, { "duration": 13.38, "start": 1391.48, "text": "come on Miss Fortune let's go now my" }, { "duration": 9.72, "start": 1401.11, "text": "hair is growing ever so Bigley oh wait" }, { "duration": 10.56, "start": 1404.86, "text": "isn't this where the demo ended well oh" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 1410.83, "text": "no it's like the show Derek on Netflix" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1415.42, "text": "which you should really watch it's" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1417.58, "text": "German but it's [ __ ] amazing" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 1419.3, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1423.489, "text": "yeah" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 1426.86, "text": "you're sprinkles later on it [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 1430.88, "text": "face" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 1435.97, "text": "for geez" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 1441.91, "text": "yeah so it just said that they were part" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1445.39, "text": "of the story in Italian Martinson so" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 1448.57, "text": "they're the voice of little misfortune" }, { "duration": 17.28, "start": 1450.76, "text": "Jesus there you go" }, { "duration": 13.06, "start": 1456.45, "text": "all better [ __ ] what's happening I still" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 1468.04, "text": "have no idea what this game is actually" }, { "duration": 10.08, "start": 1469.51, "text": "about although I didn't really know what" }, { "duration": 9.6, "start": 1471.19, "text": "was going on in front bow either I don't" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 1479.59, "text": "know this is all new to me" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 1480.79, "text": "brand new scenery full game oh that's a" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 1484.6, "text": "puppy so cute what a cute party hat now" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 1488.86, "text": "focus misfortune you have to make a very" }, { "duration": 8.94, "start": 1492.73, "text": "difficult choice regarding this puppy" }, { "duration": 10.8, "start": 1495.31, "text": "now we aware of the consequences play" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 1501.67, "text": "with it set it free oh I don't think I" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1506.11, "text": "should set it free my first instinct is" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1507.61, "text": "that somebody left the dog here has a" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 1510.01, "text": "little party hat and has a collar I'm" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1511.63, "text": "hoping that it's taken care of if I let" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1514.3, "text": "it go it's just gonna run in traffic and" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 1516.01, "text": "get killed so I'm gonna play with it a" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 1517.54, "text": "little so we come share a nice time" }, { "duration": 11.28, "start": 1522.28, "text": "together yeah good choice now throw the" }, { "duration": 9.33, "start": 1525.49, "text": "ball at it what they Spall's we're gonna" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1533.56, "text": "throw the ball at Hayden gonna both" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1534.82, "text": "throw the ball to it" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 1545.97, "text": "what did I do" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 1548.02, "text": "it's all broken though everything I" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 1552.22, "text": "touch breaks what's wrong with me" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 1554.59, "text": "there's nothing wrong with you" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 1556.93, "text": "sometimes life is just unfair but I'm" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 1560.86, "text": "here for you thank you" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 1564.91, "text": "well sadly you evil [ __ ] of a" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 1569.35, "text": "game the owner of this dog George is" }, { "duration": 9.48, "start": 1573.28, "text": "having a party I think you have to go" }, { "duration": 9.63, "start": 1576.01, "text": "and tell him about the accident let's go" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 1582.76, "text": "it's just a bit farther ahead all right" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 1585.64, "text": "Oh horrible I just killed a dog it's" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1590.62, "text": "Sookie I escaped and went from hilarious" }, { "duration": 8.32, "start": 1593.5, "text": "took morbidly horrible I'm sorry I broke" }, { "duration": 11.49, "start": 1596.23, "text": "you Bobby why am i man we can play later" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 1601.82, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 45.45, "start": 1622.299, "text": "the Swedish or Norwegian watch this" }, { "duration": 8.709, "start": 1664.6, "text": "let's keep moving" }, { "duration": 7.091, "start": 1667.749, "text": "sweet I can see my footprint oh man I" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 1673.309, "text": "feel so bad for not having played it" }, { "duration": 10.079, "start": 1674.84, "text": "earlier now for did basta please wipe" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 1682.669, "text": "your shoes also where are you eating" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 1684.919, "text": "bigger that thing doesn't work do you" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 1688.999, "text": "see all the crap lying around that's a" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1692.029, "text": "good observation on misfortune thank you" }, { "duration": 5.11, "start": 1695.769, "text": "yeah can we put some funds so into" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 1699.019, "text": "recycling and Saturday the other side" }, { "duration": 6.981, "start": 1700.879, "text": "cleanups Lake you will be one step" }, { "duration": 11.04, "start": 1702.95, "text": "closer to the prize of eternal happiness" }, { "duration": 7.539, "start": 1707.86, "text": "ah yes that too I don't have to go" }, { "duration": 6.779, "start": 1713.99, "text": "through the water to get eternal" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 1715.399, "text": "happiness away coz that's called dying I" }, { "duration": 5.431, "start": 1720.769, "text": "got my head stuck in a plastic bag I" }, { "duration": 4.741, "start": 1723.499, "text": "remember falling asleep and waking up in" }, { "duration": 7.49, "start": 1726.2, "text": "the hospital it's curtains that's" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 1728.24, "text": "terrible yeah I almost died she's" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 1734.49, "text": "can't clean her this away the world is" }, { "duration": 10.67, "start": 1737.31, "text": "dying and we're killing it excuse me" }, { "duration": 13.02, "start": 1743.49, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 12.76, "start": 1747.98, "text": "misfortune like you have to do something" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 1756.51, "text": "about it fast kick them in the balls" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 1760.74, "text": "throw glitter at the birds I really want" }, { "duration": 15.05, "start": 1762.45, "text": "to kick them in the balls but I don't" }, { "duration": 13.94, "start": 1763.56, "text": "think birds have balls like that yeah" }, { "duration": 21.22, "start": 1777.65, "text": "well that sounds like a solid plan" }, { "duration": 22.96, "start": 1780.62, "text": "misfortune by don't I go dead like" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 1798.87, "text": "Princess Beach sure is oh I can go left" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1803.58, "text": "and right" }, { "duration": 12.72, "start": 1806.03, "text": "well time seems to slow down when we are" }, { "duration": 8.3, "start": 1810.45, "text": "in danger I'd say so" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1818.93, "text": "that's a [ __ ] you chicken what's" }, { "duration": 11.05, "start": 1825.62, "text": "happening I got crazy this is also gonna" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 1832.65, "text": "make me like Simba you seemed very good" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 1836.67, "text": "at falling thank you" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 1840.83, "text": "oh my god mr. Boies is the party on this" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1845.21, "text": "same day that you're not happiness yes" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1847.88, "text": "yes it is" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 1849.17, "text": "let's go lenient have you thought about" }, { "duration": 7.49, "start": 1851.69, "text": "how to break the news to George about" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 1854.54, "text": "the popping yes I mean if you want to uh" }, { "duration": 9.97, "start": 1859.18, "text": "yeah I should I feel bad from [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 9.72, "start": 1862.49, "text": "killed his dog already killed me this" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 1869.15, "text": "week yeah that is very brave of you" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1872.21, "text": "misfortune" }, { "duration": 6.35, "start": 1881.24, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.169, "start": 1883.5, "text": "just a little bit farther away this a" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 1887.59, "text": "Viking go oh look at the boat it's" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 1891.669, "text": "probably explode knowing your look" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1895.11, "text": "should we do about it" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 1897.59, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.099, "start": 1898.71, "text": "bring it with you release it I feel like" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 1901.57, "text": "releasing it's gonna get it killed" }, { "duration": 4.421, "start": 1903.809, "text": "trying to do the right thing it seems to" }, { "duration": 6.451, "start": 1906.759, "text": "[ __ ] me up before so you know what I'm" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 1908.23, "text": "gonna bring the fish with me I want a" }, { "duration": 23.28, "start": 1913.21, "text": "fish friend he's gonna give me wise" }, { "duration": 31.969, "start": 1915.07, "text": "advice okay come along Rodrigo all right" }, { "duration": 10.549, "start": 1936.49, "text": "little miss we are the house of George" }, { "duration": 12.64, "start": 1947.519, "text": "myself you'll do fine you're brave" }, { "duration": 10.62, "start": 1951.37, "text": "telling the truth about the puppy okay" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1960.159, "text": "you said he was having a party doesn't" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 1961.99, "text": "seem like a party's going on here" }, { "duration": 8.99, "start": 1963.519, "text": "okay got it you got it shut the door" }, { "duration": 11.1, "start": 1966.909, "text": "first before we go in let's ring Bell" }, { "duration": 15.431, "start": 1972.509, "text": "ding dong I'll invite myself" }, { "duration": 12.39, "start": 1978.009, "text": "no okay you dog [ __ ] all over you though" }, { "duration": 6.839, "start": 1987.94, "text": "I saw a man who was floating in the lake" }, { "duration": 7.5809999999999995, "start": 1990.399, "text": "yes like the fishes God everything's" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1994.779, "text": "fine sunshine Sparkle rainbow host" }, { "duration": 5.47, "start": 1997.98, "text": "that's pretty cool he has a Deadpool" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 2000.299, "text": "jumper on that's dope ah what a nice" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2003.45, "text": "picture I wish I had a picture like this" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 2006.029, "text": "with my mummy" }, { "duration": 10.59, "start": 2007.29, "text": "Bobby yeah me too Oh more [ __ ] dad" }, { "duration": 8.46, "start": 2013.11, "text": "what is it miss fortune it's a salt" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 2017.88, "text": "gulfs are you sure this is the right" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 2021.57, "text": "house" }, { "duration": 12.3, "start": 2022.47, "text": "what is the border hello the party okay" }, { "duration": 13.62, "start": 2027.39, "text": "sprinkle sparkle shine everything excuse" }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 2034.77, "text": "me are you the owner of a puppy because" }, { "duration": 13.11, "start": 2041.01, "text": "they bring really about me Oh God" }, { "duration": 19.41, "start": 2043.83, "text": "wait it looks like no misfortune he's" }, { "duration": 12.17, "start": 2054.12, "text": "dead don't don't take his boots don't" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 2063.24, "text": "don't [ __ ] do it" }, { "duration": 8.551, "start": 2066.919, "text": "hey misfortune I think this party's over" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 2071.16, "text": "let's leave I'll meet you in the back" }, { "duration": 8.639, "start": 2081.78, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.2, "start": 2086.36, "text": "the pinata by George" }, { "duration": 7.9510000000000005, "start": 2090.419, "text": "at least you're with your dog no let's" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 2094.56, "text": "go into the woods and get that eternal" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 2098.37, "text": "happiness yes jesus [ __ ] christ what" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 2102.6, "text": "is this game I don't know it's gonna be" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 2105.6, "text": "like this it's [ __ ] hilarious though" }, { "duration": 7.57, "start": 2110.75, "text": "maybe you brought it looks like you" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 2112.5, "text": "wanna puke so many things to kill" }, { "duration": 7.31, "start": 2118.32, "text": "dangerous animals misfortune you might" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 2121.11, "text": "run into a fox baby a fox" }, { "duration": 9.58, "start": 2125.63, "text": "yes but all foxes are evil so keep your" }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 2130.32, "text": "eyes open alright folks like Mike" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 2135.21, "text": "Benjamin so cute" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 2139.38, "text": "Oh misfortune I'm sorry that horrible" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 2142.89, "text": "things happen around you but it is" }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 2144.81, "text": "unfortunate that your name is misfortune" }, { "duration": 10.42, "start": 2146.99, "text": "this music's greater voodoo ritual hey" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 2153.87, "text": "doll number one hey doll Hey everything" }, { "duration": 11.35, "start": 2157.41, "text": "begins with the song of a jackdaw" }, { "duration": 12.26, "start": 2159.33, "text": "or the crawl right we call them jackdaws" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 2168.76, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 10.74, "start": 2171.59, "text": "are you putting them what do you have" }, { "duration": 9.48, "start": 2174.48, "text": "there when your business mister voice" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 2182.33, "text": "sick to what you're good at" }, { "duration": 9.87, "start": 2183.96, "text": "today back news for true wild dangerous" }, { "duration": 17.97, "start": 2187.89, "text": "Fox it doesn't matter" }, { "duration": 22.98, "start": 2193.83, "text": "attack it before he kills you do you" }, { "duration": 15.03, "start": 2205.86, "text": "want to play with me what relief we are" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 2216.81, "text": "safe now let's keep playing my game ok" }, { "duration": 8.93, "start": 2220.89, "text": "there's a magical cave nearby you need" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 2225.12, "text": "to find it come on you go came ok hmm" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 2229.82, "text": "what if hmm what if Benjamin actually" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 2233.61, "text": "wants to kill me so I can go between" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 2234.81, "text": "places cuz that was what it was in Fran" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 2237.03, "text": "bow right it was two different planes of" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 2239.97, "text": "existence death and life" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 2242.34, "text": "ah it looks like fun Jimmy likes to" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 2245.85, "text": "paint that's pretty cool I like books" }, { "duration": 7.06, "start": 2249.23, "text": "focus misfortune we need to keep going" }, { "duration": 5.41, "start": 2252.74, "text": "okay it looks like Benjamin likes to" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 2256.29, "text": "hail Satan and summon demons" }, { "duration": 9.35, "start": 2258.15, "text": "I like that in the frogs oh oh oh" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 2264.72, "text": "should have done that" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 2277.16, "text": "Benjamin's a good boy" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 2279.77, "text": "hmm I'm gonna go out on a whim and say" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 2282.09, "text": "the Benjamins good but the mr. voice is" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 2283.98, "text": "trying to make him seem bad and mr." }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 2285.66, "text": "voice is probably the big antler thing" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 2287.91, "text": "comma to try and kill me it's my big" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 2290.49, "text": "brain theory right now I'm gonna protect" }, { "duration": 3.17, "start": 2292.86, "text": "misfortune to the day I die" }, { "duration": 26.05, "start": 2296.54, "text": "Jesus great a kid fell off and died just" }, { "duration": 18.36, "start": 2307.5, "text": "wait until you go inside sparkles know" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 2322.59, "text": "whenever you're ready and it was a game" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 2325.86, "text": "stay in the forest okay so is he trying" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 2328.26, "text": "to like constantly push me towards" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 2330.45, "text": "things that are gonna get me killed he" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 2332.19, "text": "wants me to go outside he wants me to" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 2333.78, "text": "play in the lake to die he wants me to" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2336.18, "text": "go but then the crows picked me up and" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 2338.04, "text": "helped me the animals help me then I had" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 2341.22, "text": "to he wanted me to leave the other place" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 2343.53, "text": "that that guy died in maybe he killed" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 2345.6, "text": "George and Benjamin's trying to save him" }, { "duration": 10.35, "start": 2348.63, "text": "I know he's making me going to the cave" }, { "duration": 9.92, "start": 2351.3, "text": "Reno wasn't gonna die I hope she doesn't" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2358.98, "text": "die" }, { "duration": 16.78, "start": 2367.15, "text": "well let's explore the cave comedian" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 2380.3, "text": "misfortune thank you oh she says thank" }, { "duration": 9.57, "start": 2383.93, "text": "you to everything as well she's so" }, { "duration": 10.31, "start": 2386.51, "text": "adorable oh joy sparkles Shannon what" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 2393.5, "text": "did I miss something I'm not sure" }, { "duration": 9.31, "start": 2396.82, "text": "was it a pimp-ass hamster driving a car" }, { "duration": 9.34, "start": 2399.58, "text": "that hamster Fox yeah" }, { "duration": 9.479, "start": 2406.13, "text": "that's you're a magical hamster party I" }, { "duration": 10.55, "start": 2408.92, "text": "know you love kitties I don't know let's" }, { "duration": 6.861, "start": 2415.609, "text": "go find out live new textures what is" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2419.47, "text": "happening" }, { "duration": 5.53, "start": 2424.15, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 2425.349, "text": "I'm going to do something about it and" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2429.68, "text": "the violence between the hamsters yes" }, { "duration": 10.121, "start": 2431.769, "text": "the letting them stab another hamster" }, { "duration": 17.481, "start": 2433.999, "text": "and rob him oh god oh god oh god no no" }, { "duration": 9.59, "start": 2441.89, "text": "no you dropped a bag of ecstasy" }, { "duration": 12.121, "start": 2457.329, "text": "do not try the mints Oh God" }, { "duration": 7.57, "start": 2471.71, "text": "oh my god I'm making a child trip balls" }, { "duration": 5.569, "start": 2475.52, "text": "on ecstasy oh my god" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 2479.28, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.151, "start": 2481.089, "text": "this is so weird" }, { "duration": 6.74, "start": 2483.5, "text": "oh Jesus" }, { "duration": 18.54, "start": 2503.279, "text": "my god this is intense you puked again" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 2518.74, "text": "alright misfortune" }, { "duration": 4.451, "start": 2521.819, "text": "how does trip balls you know when you go" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 2524.71, "text": "into a cave because the voice told you" }, { "duration": 3.299, "start": 2526.27, "text": "and you chase a fox that's ND and draw" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 2527.89, "text": "pentagrams on the ground and then you" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 2529.569, "text": "find a naked sexy hamster dungeon and" }, { "duration": 2.971, "start": 2532.299, "text": "they want to fight each other so then" }, { "duration": 3.179, "start": 2533.68, "text": "you take some ecstasy as a kid you trip" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 2535.27, "text": "balls and you see life and death all at" }, { "duration": 1.651, "start": 2536.859, "text": "once and you wake up and you're puke is" }, { "duration": 16.98, "start": 2538, "text": "on the ground" }, { "duration": 19.71, "start": 2538.51, "text": "yeah same sparkles we have to find" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 2554.98, "text": "another way out now you know it's" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 2558.22, "text": "probably good there's a hamster above" }, { "duration": 10.109, "start": 2559.96, "text": "your head and it's only a neon sign and" }, { "duration": 10.879, "start": 2561.67, "text": "even that's not suitable for you so it's" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2570.069, "text": "smoking" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 2575.2, "text": "this is still beautiful me satin" }, { "duration": 8.76, "start": 2578.7, "text": "sparkles for everybody" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 2581.64, "text": "Jesus Christ oh no little hamster lady" }, { "duration": 5.65, "start": 2587.49, "text": "oh no I think I recognize her she's the" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 2591.52, "text": "owner of the club back there" }, { "duration": 8.85, "start": 2593.14, "text": "really yes looks like she was robbed yes" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 2600.88, "text": "you're right" }, { "duration": 12.18, "start": 2601.99, "text": "looks like you helped the criminal" }, { "duration": 11.31, "start": 2603.94, "text": "escape of course it does your secret is" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 2614.17, "text": "safe with me" }, { "duration": 9.4, "start": 2615.25, "text": "thank you I'm not making great choices" }, { "duration": 9.93, "start": 2617.859, "text": "in this game hello little lady you okay" }, { "duration": 3.1390000000000002, "start": 2624.65, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.79, "start": 2628.319, "text": "hey rose we need to find a way out now" }, { "duration": 13.73, "start": 2632.109, "text": "the eternal happiness is still out there" }, { "duration": 10.73, "start": 2635.109, "text": "got it big red book needs a shiny shine" }, { "duration": 7.9190000000000005, "start": 2648.2, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.639, "start": 2658.47, "text": "hikes forever kinda ladder then always" }, { "duration": 3.331, "start": 2666.579, "text": "asking me to keep staying I feel like" }, { "duration": 7.321, "start": 2668.109, "text": "I've seen everything but maybe there's" }, { "duration": 10.53, "start": 2669.91, "text": "something that stop stop obey her Iike a" }, { "duration": 6.869, "start": 2675.43, "text": "girl ie tilth rod okay" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2680.44, "text": "Scandinavian languages are weird I'm not" }, { "duration": 3.651, "start": 2682.299, "text": "gonna pretend I understand them I doubt" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 2684.28, "text": "most Scandinavians even understand them" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 2685.95, "text": "even though you speak them wound face" }, { "duration": 7.15, "start": 2689.62, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 2691.65, "text": "this looks just like a movie I saw on TV" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 2696.96, "text": "Carolyn this is a hamster meth lab right" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2698.88, "text": "we need to clear the way before we can" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 2702.12, "text": "proceed Wow" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 2703.92, "text": "you see that fire alarm over there we" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 2706.53, "text": "need to activate it yeah" }, { "duration": 11.38, "start": 2708.83, "text": "with a slingshot would bring her this" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 2712.95, "text": "slingshot so yeah I think mmm the reason" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 2720.21, "text": "it looks like the thing with the antlers" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2721.92, "text": "is following me is because he's" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 2723.12, "text": "following along in the other dimension" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 2725.16, "text": "and he's like throwing things across" }, { "duration": 10.5, "start": 2727.05, "text": "dimensions to me yeah it's really clever" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 2733.26, "text": "misfortunate Oh everything's a little" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2737.55, "text": "thank you" }, { "duration": 8.57, "start": 2738.48, "text": "she's so cute aim up and down W&S to" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 2741.15, "text": "shoot okay ah" }, { "duration": 19.44, "start": 2748.34, "text": "Wow okay nailed it Oh baby" }, { "duration": 9.81, "start": 2760.34, "text": "eat [ __ ] button well Donna misfortune" }, { "duration": 6.61, "start": 2767.78, "text": "thank you" }, { "duration": 11.29, "start": 2770.15, "text": "we did it now unlock the gas and let the" }, { "duration": 9.3, "start": 2774.39, "text": "whole place explode I don't know why but" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 2781.44, "text": "mommy was really angry about us" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 2783.69, "text": "is your dad making drugs in your house" }, { "duration": 13.53, "start": 2786.83, "text": "shut down shouldn't such a sparkle it's" }, { "duration": 12.18, "start": 2791.64, "text": "a lot of money what makes you think that" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2800.36, "text": "money is the only thing that makes her" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 2803.82, "text": "happy" }, { "duration": 5.009, "start": 2804.36, "text": "it sounds like mommy your mommy is wrong" }, { "duration": 5.11, "start": 2806.85, "text": "oh really" }, { "duration": 4.091, "start": 2809.369, "text": "we'll give it a sparkle anyway so we can" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 2811.96, "text": "trace the bills later on and help the" }, { "duration": 7.49, "start": 2813.46, "text": "cops okay climb the ladder am I missing" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 2818.98, "text": "anything by leaving too soon" }, { "duration": 4.51, "start": 2820.95, "text": "everybody else has played this game by" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 2822.88, "text": "now and I'm Way late oh there's a" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 2825.46, "text": "missing girl" }, { "duration": 6.19, "start": 2827.98, "text": "hey you on the other side of the screen" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 2831.23, "text": "listen I know it must be hard not" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 2834.17, "text": "knowing much about our little lady's" }, { "duration": 7.83, "start": 2836.24, "text": "future will misfortune rarely die if so" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 2840.53, "text": "how will she die and when will the evil" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 2844.07, "text": "Fox kill her will she find the eternal" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 2847.7, "text": "happiness I personally hope she does act" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 2852.02, "text": "normal" }, { "duration": 9.32, "start": 2852.68, "text": "she's coming I do not trust mister voice" }, { "duration": 7.84, "start": 2857.17, "text": "Oh Miss Fortune you made it" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 2862, "text": "congratulations thank you where are we" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 2865.01, "text": "well one step closer to the grand prize" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 2868.58, "text": "of eternal happiness right because I'm" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 2872.27, "text": "not allowed to be outside this like you" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 2874.52, "text": "know don't worry it's not far from here" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 2877.46, "text": "great great okay I'm gonna leave this" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 2882.02, "text": "first episode of little misfortune here" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 2884.36, "text": "I absolutely adore this I mean I knew I" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 2887.87, "text": "would I kept having it in the back of my" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 2889.85, "text": "head that I would play it at some point" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2891.2, "text": "anyway but now oh here the mask on but" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 2894.47, "text": "now I'm glad that we're finally doing it" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 2895.76, "text": "coz this is delightful this is way" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2898.12, "text": "funnier than I thought it was gonna be I" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 2900.17, "text": "loved the demo I loved the style of it I" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 2902.36, "text": "loved the way she talked and I loved" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 2904.19, "text": "just her her perception of life it's" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2906.47, "text": "like an adult but everything's [ __ ] up" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 2908.21, "text": "and she doesn't really know but she kind" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 2910.19, "text": "of does it's hilarious and the writings" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 2912.65, "text": "really good the art sounds amazing and" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2914.36, "text": "her voice is really cute and I love" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 2916.34, "text": "where this is going it's so weird and" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 2918.59, "text": "all over the place I don't know have to" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 2920.24, "text": "think about it but I'm excited to play" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 2922.16, "text": "more of it so don't forget to leave a" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2924.23, "text": "like in the video if you enjoyed this" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 2925.55, "text": "first episode and also don't forget to" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 2927.23, "text": "subscribe because we're probably gonna" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 2928.79, "text": "be uploading this every single day until" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 2930.77, "text": "we're finished with it but I for one I'm" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 2932.54, "text": "very excited until the next time" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 2934.64, "text": "shuttin such a sparkle" }, { "duration": 2.25, "start": 2937.38, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 2938.44, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 2939.63, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.19, "start": 2945.3, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 2946.49, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN | God Of War - Part 10 (END)

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k1Eqd9PC370

2024-11-29T10:36:58.912569

(Whoopsh~!!) TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA, LADDIES!!! My Name is Jacksepticeye And Welcome To Dad of Boy! I just realize that the two things at the background looks like eyeballs staring at me I don't know if this is going to be the last episode.. I think we're coming up near the end, well I've said this a bunch of times. I'm not gonna say anything else I keep thinking I'm coming near the end of the game And then it's like "ah you broke the tower you need to go back" So let's see what actually happens before I go any further We have the stuff we need now technically to travel to Eton Harmon We need to go back to Midgard first Yep that is something that Odin did even my like Very little understanding of Greek err - not greek, Norse mythology even I remembered bits of that odin mad bastard oh and I also remember the name of his horse is Sleipnir or Sleipnir I remember because I- in Final Fantasy Odin was a summon that you could get and Sleipnir was his horse It had six legs or maybe Eight legs? can't remember. Where we going, the realm between realms oh, yeah, we have to jump off the- the World Tree That's good, that's what we were doing whoa if you're thinking about howling us all into the void. I hope you're quite sure Bollocks Finding your own path in life is not really the same as jumping off a cliff. I still want to know what that is Maybe it's the top of the Jotunheim Oh At the top of the mountain that fingered mountain it looks like em this is where to step beyond and the unity stone protected hidden I Hope you're right really Well, it's it lads. It's been an honor our brave head well cut your arm of that axe boy Boy head and father You come down at the bottom of it Neil deGrasse Tyson is standing there, and he's like the universe oh Well another branch gonna be so nauseous with her stomach come on that was great Nick The tower I knew there was something down here Amazing how do you hide something that exists in all realms? cast it out of any realm to the space between nice level tier So this stuff then Can't be that. It's not like you go through Vanna. Hyde to reach them at god peak well How do we use it I'd suggest we look inside, but stay elapsed tear little challenges are never as simple as they appear I've noticed first things first the boy Incredibly optimistic I love him. He is that force of PMA going on for him But and so this is what the dwarves use then the road between roams if that's is indeed her that looks fucking amazing if this is indeed in between the realms so the dwarves are just using the gate that Brock made and... ...Just going in through different doors on the Yggdrasill branches Technically or at least something similar to that can I light the brassieres here Oh, this is sparse the pedestal there's gonna be a fight here if you're giving me these Four doors Toa it Sam's norebang the stones energy Wait if I always wanted if I bring this into the world, that's its purpose we're fulfilling to your spare Hope that would alert Odin to get through idea brother, but after that fall. I'm sure we're past the worst of it You had to say something to get me oh Okay to go the axe Oh One of those strong boys That is so beyond satisfied destroy Also crap I have there. I have the amulet from nifflheim equipped My own equipped that real quick Okay, nice. I want to have The vitality want to get I had that to cleanse the fog away from me when I was going through trying to get mist echoes It's all frosty Get him boy Dang it Oh God freeze that guy as much as I would like it to I'm watching Can't even see their help anymore, can we get the freakin whites to come back? Sir no one nightmares We have the whites please Okay there we go we back Off Me either apparently o glorious prophet block Us off what do you think it's taking us not Jeff? I do not know Green what's Greenland? Yep, oh dear no they come It's it's funny because Greenland is a real place, and it's also part of Nordic town Because it was conquered by this kinda Naviance the Danish if I remember her specifically Take that you sumbitches Wow big boy before you want to do a pink hot all bang, you're real hurt Man that does so much damage even though the axis is supposed to be able to do anything to creatures in hell this thing still Don't say don't don't do that don't jinx it yep Shit I just use all my frosty news hi, buddy Do a lot of them damn I'm sick of these sons of bitches Here rock, they pray don't you missed? Oh that does so much damage I even lost any health And boy Not even doing this The boy was like oh sure so one of these guys and the troll it is that's fair Artemis but wait Ollie no question, but also what are we? An even better question. Why are we putting our one after the first slash performs a second criss cross detected launches enemies into the air? Whoa? That gets rid of which one oh yeah, I want this one then We had 40k oh wait this doesn't do much Damage, this is a lot of stun though, and it is a 21 second cooldown mother. Oh geez You don't have anything new. What are you telling me of something new? Oh wait? I'm allowed to leave now There's the bridge we did it the towers back where it belongs now tears travel room can take us to Jotunheim - you know Odin suspected the Giants secretly possessed some remnant of primordial Newton our creative essence the stuff all realms are made of The unity store must have been fashioned ballasts to trust an outsider with it even tia tells you just how desperate they wear And look now. We can finally let all the braziers and see what happens hmm another name boydle If they've been made into a memorial to the Valkyries There is something that I could easily do right now perhaps to go back and move The room to every single bridge, let's go back and watch that animation of the thing turning which is really annoying also Hey, sir P boy Think the serpents looking at this going ah so you figured it out, huh? Because the serpent is Knowledgeable, it's wise. It's also time traveled so came from the future back into the past and The snake is part of Ragnarok because fimbulwinter starts, and then it takes three years of fimbulwinter and then Ragnarok begins But Ragnarok is a self-fulfilling prophecy, so it's one of those things that everyone knows knows. It's coming It's always been coming and it's something that even when they try and stop They're still causing the elements of it for it to happen so It's one of those things that's just unavoidable so everything they do to try and stop it They're still creating it and almost in a case that they need to try and stop it for it to actually happen It's a really weird prophecy But it's really cool, and anything that has time travel in it just deep need to make sense. I just love time travel Time to have in our space wormhole travel anything like that You guys do for me, so what'd you find? Yeah? I think you guys could do anything for me actually right now Later then. What was it I needed by the way, okay? What's good. I don't know it's good for you If all these things deadly missed oh Yeah, I needed missed echoes in Niffleheim alloy another time. Maybe yeah another time I would never Movin and groovin. I don't know what we'll find when we get to your name but we must come change Giants Giants Ravens will tell them of the towers restoration, and we mustn't Yeah, that's the thing know that they've tower is actually back That kind of messes it up because now Odin is able to get to the tower Nice Trouble Wait a minute isn't going to work Must have used his own eyes to refract the energy. It was final feel see Precisely to keep me from traveling. Sorry lads thought that would work horse. What did wouldn't do with your other? Eye, you'd have kept it in any of a hundred places. I'm afraid We come so far there has to be a way look But have a long shot for a year that descends late sometimes block locking around in that mountain when Odin came for his visits There we go of course I know their hurdles, there's always something it's like traveling to Jotunheim. Yeah, you broke the tower Oh, we're trouble to do tonight now. You know travel Christie. Oh, we need to get your eye. Yeah, you don't even wanna Are you fuckers no? I'm sorry as a matter of fact Odin asked me to He wanted me to build him oh come on man look He showed it to me you see and I Brooke can you do the talking please? Well that was useless You know it was about that same time that Odin came around looking for me to build a statue was some sort of engine Compartment now that not being a weapon in the 8th year being a bunch of box becos rockers I too saw fit to decline, but I know we got it, built just the same What was the statute? All right set one of the core out there flash in his sack - the way the statute that the serpent ate sorry about that feeling much better How are we supposed to look inside the snake? We better go see what the world serpent has - yeah talk to my sir PB oh I don't know what lies ahead, but now would be a good time to make sure he's ready we are going Wait what I don't have to go inside the snake do I Kratos has already been inside one giant creature. Yes, go inside Chronos to get there the omphalos stone the omphalos stone to create his the whips of her Festus The electric things that he had Eyes asleep Vocal warm-ups Also when Sindri was puking he was like oh, it's all of my hands is that corn? Hi serpent Sorry to wake you up. I love the size Oh Stop doing is his water with or father like finding Nemo This is that you lost to us, he thinks it might still be in a stomach And he's open to letting you go into his mouth to look inside By-the-by he's no wild about that either oh My god I have to go inside him oh My god this game is nuts You do not have to come I Do have to go inside him Holy shit, what so he's like Thor star through Something things Thor that dude. He toured the toy that who is see the belly I Want to know what the snake is saying as well because Because there's no subtitles for the snake There's even subtitles for when Mamere is talking in his language, but they've specifically left out subtitles from the same places But this will be a new one I've never been in the judge. You never wonder was not trying to eat me Once at this point Oh my god Even as like two sets of teeth Oh guys Oh, sweet Jesus my arm is going that's cool Belly of the beast I can't see anything It just reminded me of when I used to feel when I was a child Let's find that stash Wade so at Reyes He knew about the dragon being in The thing he kind of sensed it he sent something up above him He sensed the dragon maybe he could actually just hear the voice or something But then he also knew that the Valkyries were down there. He knew that there was a prison And now he's saying used to get hues of dreams of getting eaten Smells in the future boy, but like hey the real fermenting Actually Brightness is really Derek Sony Santa Monica you guys are bananas to make stuff like this, okay? There's a chess back there. I'm assuming I can get to that somehow. Oh luckily there's a dock right here And they still won't have to fight anything in here Let's go back He's going back again stop These now have a second set of weapons that I can use to get places So glad there's convenient yellow markings all over everything to help me know where I'm going ah there we go Return to me axe Lemire No, it's not like I can still see through it That'll be handy, though There's just a boat So I'll take you quite a while to dissolve this mr. Serpent mister your man Gandhi your man, Gandalf There it is that's an eye maybe you should stick that in my head for safekeeping Gently now gently oh Hello depth perception find your brother. You don't miss depth until it's gone Awesome Then we can use your head as a prism Well, I wouldn't say I'm feelin Paul again, but it's a great improvement The Bifrost is intact else out then we have all we need Vladdy have you ever had the town tempting peak also known as jinxing us This one has a chest hanging out, no biggie a Lot of gold inside your belly also no biggie, okay? Please can we go to Jotunheim, I'm sick of all these hurdles in my way. It's very dark in this section Should have turned up the brightness I'm last as follow the compass. Oh wait now. I can kind of see Places gross Going on What that? This kid shit are mildly terrifying Maybe our presence is upsetting your leg and us barely know Something is wrong. Oh No, something's attacking it Good Is that Boulder bitch outside Oh Tempting fate We must hurry couldn't agree more bother Then paddle faster You're a god use your hands No don't hurt my your man gander Chipton Oh geez where are we now? Now boy boy Used to this oh They father like son something needed no something else Dead giant Why would the serpent leave us here Look Hi oh Yeah Was it used? right Until we know for certain keep a distance the world serpent. What's happened here We hope you enough You are far from home I'm looking for my son the two of you You helped me see things more clearly you do not know where he is then No But the woods and fields speak his name. I know he walks here in Midgard When'd you see him last Long ago before you were even born Why are you standing so far from me? Hmm what's wrong? So I'm truster There I Think It's like what you frame in a 13th or something feeling Hurting the big snake would bring the two of you out in the open do you have any? idea any idea at all What you have cost me oh? Shut up. Go. What don't go into my chemical romance or something? boy I'm here. Don't run away Well I'm not going anywhere mother I Know that you're still angry. I know that how you feel hasn't changed, but I want you How I feel Oh bad choice of words oh I've spent the last 100 years dreaming of this moment I rehearsed everything I ever Wanted to say to you every word to make you understand exactly What you stole from me? But now I Realize, I don't need you to understand anything. I don't need you at all How Golf cradles this has nothing to to? This path you work Vengeance you will find no peace I know You I'll deal with you later, but we Hanley first Oh Or classes and sessions again Okay, we're in it I've learned a few tricks last time Dammit Watches mean rate Now is bleeding boy breathe The mistletoe it was in his quiver I Can feel this that's why she wanted to destroy them You everything Are you killable now Dude Yeah She's controlling the giant Quiver strap this mistletoe Reyes said it was working. He's more than hard that spell is broken He can be killed That Namit hey snow coming back now Oh his knowledge is returning Because the smell on Balder is broken All right, let's do this boy No woman you cannot he needs to kill you Oh, what happened? Nice oh my god, that's so awesome All right bluff the wrong plane He's ice now so do I fuse these shit wait use this attack Oh, okay, that's it absolutely nothing Good job boy Oh not today city gym you and your fucking Roars Mother Straight straight boy Yes don't rate rate Wow Then twitch damage is great for me Anything that so concentrate it right now I Press the too late Come on woman hold on seven the cradles yes Nice way to charge them oh Dude this is so cool dry ass I Like that every time something happens the first thing cradles houses, where is this son, that's adorable Where now he's on fire Come on Okay he's on fire so I need to use weight knocks oh That's so much damage I love it Show me more, thank me, man Oh Crap oh, that's a cool effect, though Depressing it too late Oh shit The hell you guys claiming this thing I'm coming boy Boy you guys are the best Wow stomp room nice This again boy boy boy boy I got me two children by the fees This is so fucking ethnic gonna give it a superhero movie Yes We're tracing words Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, I'm I'm like mega strong by the way Yes Wait now he's fire again, Oh guys just between them Shut up Fran Now Oh crap as I see it. No. He's wearing it But everything's going to so motion people Yeah, I interrogative It's almost it. Yeah pretty easily actually Oh, that's a great host news Schmuck boy boy boy boy boy boy One you can talk to it Holy fuck That was insane Stop please He's being folder Learned You will not come to us again Will not touch her I don't need your protection That's nice It won't stop I Was just trying to protect you I won't I've made mistakes I know but you're free now you have what you want Try to find forgiveness we can build something new We can Yes only to pay Lifetime I have paid I Have paid But if that alone will make you home We've seen me dead, we'll make things right In Whoa Um Jesus Christ Here must be better than this No no my Freya he chose this I will rain down three okapi every violation imaginable upon you I Will parade your cold body from every corner of every realm and that? Is my promise he saved your life If you were just an animal Testing on you cruelty and rage you will never change and you do not know me Does he Boy listen close I'm from a land called Sparta I made a deal with the God that cost me my soul I Killed many who are deserving and Many who were not Are killed my father that was your father in health Is this one of those be a got This noise and Sounds trying their mothers their fathers We'll be the gods we choose to be Not those who are then Who I was is not who he'll be We must be better Well guess we are the bad guys now in her eyes yes, but she could never make that choice If you finish this journey while I still have strength that's ominous Damn I Don't understand I know saving her was the right thing She seemed all evil at the end not evil you killed her sunlight her son The death of a child is not something a parent gets over easily But he was gonna kill her she would have died to see him live Only a parent can understand, so you'd let me kill you if it meant you would live Yes Look there was no easy choice for anybody brother But I think we can all agree you did the right thing The world's a better place with fair in it. Yes, give our time Lots. She'll come around back to tears temple, then one last time I yawn time awaits That's I? Guess that is true because we caught hmm Horton must have convinced him that following you to your name would bring his cure lies I'm sure Why did mistletoe break the spell? Vanier magic is powerful, but it rules are slippery and elusive I'm sure it makes sense if you're a witch But it's all so bloody tragic Balder was the greatest gift Odin granted Freya the one thing she treasured from their marriage She only hoped to spare him pain and spare herself lost But such impulses can lead good parents to make terribly stupid decisions That's something. I guess that I Mean I get it from the game place at a standpoint at the point of view But I don't think you ever get that until you have kids Until you have your own flesh and blood and something that you will absolutely protect above all other things like I can't possibly know what that's like because I don't have a child I Can empathize with it and I can try and see it from the point of view but I don't actually physically know what that feels like and he Said that the cycle ends here because as that Reyes was saying this is how everything always ends in In Greek mythology it was always about sons killing their fathers. That's that was one of the the points that the games Originally had to put across was that Zeus tried to kill Chronos his dad and then Kratos was trying to kill Zeus his dad and then all this stuff about Sons killing their fathers that have been going along It's very well written, I like it a lot and the fact that Kratos does seem like an animal in this instance, and it's still like dude. What the fuck Boy her saying that you will never change in craisins like then you do not know me because he is already Way beyond the person that he wants was So he's already changed a bunch That even while he's still killing people he's doing it for actual reasons now, and not just his own petty revenge Jeez that was tough I Mean the fight itself wasn't the fight itself was actually pretty easy, but I guess that that's kind of It's kind of the way, it's supposed to be narrative Lee because Balder was weaker than that he had ever been But now he was mortal Yes, that's a terrible pity But the serpens already been there and seen it so hasn't he already failed feats a tricky thing lad and Organs just out of inton ufff to think he can get the best of it rage is another lie told by the gods Nothing is written that cannot be unwritten when that brother you and the all-father may just agree Even if he can't prevent Ragnarok he still hopes to learn enough details to influence the outcome Remind me later to tell you about the wolves Odin thinks he can beat fate and change Ragnarok even though the Serpent's already been through it Father doesn't think much of fate either another lie told by the gods, so they have that in common We'll see in Kratos the standpoint he has validity Because he was supposed to die and then he went back and killed his sisters of fate So he literally kills his own fate. He killed fate for people He destroyed it, so now anything is up for grabs now anything can happen And I don't know if that's just in his realm in the Greek mythology realm if he destroyed fate Or if he destroyed fate for everybody in all realms if the sisters of fate were over all of it So that'll be curious to see if they do do more games Sorry dudes, I'm not here to talk to you though. I'm here to head to Jotunheim finally. Maybe eventually Go ahead and lock in your name, and we'll be on our way shut up. Let me hear. It's gonna work Oh, yes we have to do the things through his eye except for God Boy, go ahead boy get ready oh right Come on, Mimi So this doesn't cause you to explode or anything oh, I can consider time, maybe we should talk about this a bit more Nah, I'm sure you'll be fine. Yeah ready Now boy Must be close Oh My god we're actually gonna do it I? Won't please before we continue Listen the last thing you to meet up. There's a decomposing. He'd ruin in the moment, but I'll wait for you here This is between you and the boy true What if someone were to buy ladies if soft perfect slashers? You're done did it Sorry, we had to see this Oh No No, no no no Fine damn it fine watch the head till we return oh No, I can do this. Oh Lord Okay Ready We're doing it Whoa he's all weird-looking in there We still don't know who called the world serpent that time everyone Evans gonna save the boy I was just thinking about that. Are we gonna save the boy that time and somebody called the snake So I wonder if the person who called the snake actually knows how to talk to the snake Or if they were just calling the snake to do something Interesting I'm gonna just been bowed to recalled him to try and beat him up Yeah, the snake has a bit more to do with this than it seems because the snake has What this game is about Giants and? The snake is the last giant or at least the last giant in Midgard We might find a whole bunch more of them in here Look we're on the giant speakers I can see the highest peak ahead right over there We didn't we did We did What are you doing I have nothing more to hide Oh That's nice Can we go now we're still closed see the scars on his arms Dear Oh progress Oh, that's so sweet Oh Crater sure becoming a good dad also do any of you recognize this What I went into the light in alpha him and I was chasing the wife When I chasing Fay and she was leading me along I got to here I was actually on this bridge, and then the boy pulled me back out So I was seeing the future Ha hmm boy it's nothing, I just thought I'd hear voices by now What is this place Hello anybody here well What is this place they must have all come through here when they left Midgard what was left to them I Think arived statues Why carve all these faces? What if this is all the gents that got out of Midgard alive, not really many at all No shit Odin and Thor ruining everything for everybody oh He's written okay as I say are we not gonna get to find out what this means Midgard was a dream of what could be if we shared and collaborated Yatin are a seer Vanier elf dwarf and mortals most of all it was beautiful but not everyone is capable of sharing some believe anything uncontrolled is savage and threatening and so we were mocked and Tricked and used and then slaughtered Odin and his tribe were barred from our realm But it was not enough the wrath of Thor and his terrible hammer have thinned our number in Midgar to the brink of ruin There is no option, but to withdraw Well yet and he lived to do so Odin and Thor would have killed all the Giants if they could and they got away with everything Also it's snowing in the back of the journal now, which brought up a good point is That he said at the end right before he died he said snow and it only occurred to me then that no snow has actually been falling in this game snow is just on the ground and Snow falling indicates the start of Ragnarok because that's fimbulwinter It's a hoof imple winter Something like that ephemeral winter starts and in three years later of intent It's like a game of Thrones kind of scenario is that like the long winter sets in and then Ragnarok begins? So, maybe that's what's going on where are they now The Jen's came back home, so they could survive I'm not sure they did They all dead Boy huh who's the guardian Treecko Is cool We've received mid guards fate overrun a second Hell neither Odin nor his dead may reach the Odin Heim The ways must be shut the serpent and the Guardian remained They alone shall keep our hope when Dumba falls. The indestructible only done shall the Guardian return When Dumba Falls the indestructible so when gods are killed Only then shall the Guardian return are we the Guardian is it at Reyes? But it said only the Guardian and the serpent remained Until then we await a better world one without fear without greed without war we wait for deliverance and justice we wait for a champion We will wait for word that gods grow good Interesting I Should feel them, but I don't this place is dead What happened them my mom send us here one question is answered and two more tickets place? Interesting so can giants see the future Do a lot of prophesy and There's a lot of prophecies around them And they they talk about the future a lot and the world serpent is a giant and he seems to know what the hell is Going on Your ax It's smaller oh look She's arguing with a bunch of giants He knew Giants where she was a giant That's us the first I'm gonna let the world serpent, but how And archival Boulder's That just happened wait Thinking everything was going to hell shit the dragon in the mountain the stonemason Hold these drawings This is our story no This is your story But what is that? I was not the only parent with secrets Didn't know she Was a giant there where you go now it all makes sense I'm attorney. Oh shit. That's true That's why he's everything she tells him to predict things She sent us here knowing we would find this When we just saw the truth mother would effected reasons Walda was never said to find me he was tracking her all along knowing she was only ashes If she had a plan for us I trust it whatever it is Besides She hasn't been wrong yet mm-hmm Come on We're so close to the end now Yes Yes, we are Oh, No That was Kratos dead Goddamn there's our fight with Magni and Modi and the boat from hell and her death so she was a giant and the Giants can predict the future and That's why he was able to figure out like oh, I think this is a prison And I think there's a dragon up ahead what he didn't know was a dragon, but he said he he felt something And then he said he had a dream. What'd he see you to dream about a dream about being swallowed oh? Damn What was that it was thinking a snake on a trance this thing It's a trance and a wolf This is all getting very interesting at raius you've got way bigger part to play in all of this than we thought So he's parent giant or giant parent God Jesus Sophie knew she was gonna die If there's her there's her hand It's mother's She was here She saw every step. We took before we took it Like she was always with us watching over us Leading us home Let's finish it. She saw all the markings that were conveniently placed for claiming she put them there No That means she would have gone to hell and into on tooth or statue and all that kind of stuff on painted markings for us to take So that she know all of this was going to happen before she even met Kratos Dude this game just got blown wide open And now did I think about it bald or when we got there the first time you meet bald or at the house? He says him I thought you'd be bigger Because he thought that Kratos was the giant Because he was looking for fame Dude my brain is all over my ass right now Nice Whoa There's so many dead Giants The are all dead That's crazy Jesus I No we do it together Son he caught him son Not boy She's back with her people Goodbye oh hello Jones they really are all gone, there's nothing for us here Come So I Get that mother was giant Which makes me part giant Africa and Ford modular? Right I? Guess there's just one thing I don't understand My name on the wall the Giants called me okey Looking no Under the name here mother wanna try you when you were born she Must have called you that to her people but Why A question for another day let us go home at Reyes was a low-key What the fuck Jesus man oh, I all make so much sense Cuz he's a oh My god, and it slaps you in the face all yes it all makes sense now why she want to end up here You with your con But did she know it was gonna be like this here is this what she wanted us to see she want us to tell the people or give it a secret I Do not know so what do we do I trust you to decide that? So why'd you want to name me at Reyes no can't be for God No, he was a soldier a Spartan All Spartans are great warriors. We trained from birth our lives were discipline duty battle and death Life was grim and we greeted it grimly But a trace of Sparta was unlike the rest of us He was smart even in the worst times He was happy he Inspired us to hope That though were machines war And there was Humanity in us goodness When the day came for him to lay down his life in battle His sacrifice saved countless others and turned the tide in our favor But I carried him home on his shield and buried him with all the honors of Spartan custom Ah That's so sweet Dude we got so many twists after twists after twists in this one This is also a really clever way of doing credits what I was going to say it slapped you in the face with that fact because As soon as at Reyes finds out or Loki finds out. He's a god. He asked his we can shape-shift Those under her nose all that time God Almighty Jesus And Loki is well Loki of actual Norse mythology not the one from the Marvel movies a Trace of normal Norse mythology is the son of giants? But then he's taken in by Odin, I think I Can't remember I need to look that up. I need to brush up on my Norse mythology after this Holy crap What's up okay, he said we're going home, I want to see if we can go home the waterbed Some other people may be helping people as part of my mom sent us out here - I mean boarded trains to Sparta - Loke do That's a weird name At Reyes is a cooler name than Loki, but oh my god I knew the boy had to have a bigger part and everything. I mean everybody did it's one of the big mysteries of the game But to hear him be called Loki of all things. I don't think anyone was expecting that Holy shit The Scylla a bunch of unanswered questions. We don't know what actually happened to Fay we don't know how she died Or why she dies maybe she saw in her mind that she needed to die for all of this stuff to happen Maybe Ragnarok has to happen actually Ragnarok does have to happen but maybe she saw like Kratos and at reyes or Loki or the reason for that and maybe that's what's gonna happen in the next game is that? Kratos died he's taking on more of the gods and Then you get to play as Loki for another game Don't know We're being oh No ma'am ear Laughs am I glad to see you I believe I've reached my limit for dwarven charm What happened they took an uncomfortable number of measurements and then proceeded to bicker about the weather? What do you want us to take you how about the warm confines of anywhere bloody else? They took measurements Continue exploring complete dwarven favors free dragons travel to Moose wilheim and Niflheim Find new items in the shop to get powerful equipment that will allow you to feed all legendary corrupted Valkyries, ooh Locations of all corrupted Valkyries have now been revealed on your map whoo. That's fun Because that was the thing I was looking forward to after all of this I'm glad we can actually just go back and do shit after the game is over. Oh He said we had to go home though, I want to see if anything happens if I go home To beat the guard taking measurement I wonder if they go to build him a body before we returned to Midgard I should warn you more time has passed the Would you hold up to become something else Not just any winter When touches time be some us and when it's done there is Red bra from snow high snow lots more snow And then the end of the body in that approximate order another prophecy No, brother prophecy doesn't expect this for a hundred more winters at least you've changed something Prophecy didn't count on you. It never does when crate horses around again Symbolizing that he's able to change fate Kratos is a much stronger entity not just physically boy just Metaphysically as well he's able to change It was bound to snow sooner or later Just Discussing the weather bit of a cold snap lately what he means is Upon us boys the winner to end all winners Yeah We heard so if you're heading home, try to keep moving and also to not die or if you're not heading home same advice yeah Okay, let's head home. Let's let's finish it word start It's snowing The world is different the world's changed Killing a god That's what actually makes it all happen oh Wait what am I doing? I have a gate right next to my house, don't I I? Saw a nobody went back to get the blades Don't each take a boat back that and I don't know where it is Okay, it was right there Man this game got crazy towards the end Loving gift from the Giants Since I used to do so much traveling between realms they thought it would be more convenient for me than having a crystal I could lose No Because I wisely fortified myself with 16 cups of billow maidens eel got so inebriated I tried convincing the giant chemicals instead Almost talked them into it too. Did you imagine me mia of the Bifrost? Okay, okay, I'll stop now. I love him so much. I think he's my favorite character in the game We're finally home Feels like a lifetime ago, but drafty, maybe it's a light improvement over having tree bark in the earth Dodger This game is gorgeous There's the thing I miss Whoa awesome Finally homeboy Don't put your blades back time to rest. I'm gonna sleep through winter Please don't that's three winters apparently we can actually go to bed Honey, huh Okay Sleep Wait what Shit Holy fuck there was more oh My god Oh, I am drained What an absolutely phenomenal video game From start to end that's one of the best video games I've ever played So many of the elements all coalesced so perfectly to make it such a rewarding experience Because there's a lot of games who tried this type of thing where they try the whole because this was extremely Cinematic this could have been a movie on its own. I mean it kind of is it's basically a Norse mythology movie kind of video game If you change Kratos forth or bear the ending like that so much of that is interchangeable his axe even looks like Stormbreaker own or Thor's axe or what's his name Billy Ray something? Has an axe called Stormbreaker, there's like a an act hammer, so I guess that's not really the same thing Jesus man, where do I even start? First of all as somebody who is an extreme fan of the old god of war games I loved them they were crazy over-the-top silly action games And I even got into the story after I was one of the few people who even liked Kratos for what he was wasn't an amazing character But I just love watching him terror things apart because it was just so much fun to watch I was extremely apprehensive about this new take on what Kratos was and the new Direction the game was going and every time I saw some clips of and everything I was like oh, man They ruined it. They took away all the cool stuff from God of War they took away all the like over-the-top killing Giants And whether there was still some elements of that in the game It was still very far removed from what the old games were those fairness violence is far less bored there was far less of their like climbing Titans and Killing Jane's kind of self you still had your elements of it The ball door fight at the start was so awesome that felt lake But I was playing an anime game felt like I was playing a Dragonball fight or making one punch man or something like that Watching you fly through so so They changed the scale of stuff in a way that made more sense for this game It wasn't about sitting you on top of Kronos and pulling way back out to show you how big chorus was and the tiny little pixel the Kratos was They zoomed it in and they showed you how big that was from your point of view and that's a really great change, I think Because it sold a whole lot more But having that handheld camera Changed a lot more about the game than I thought it would because having that one long continuous Shot kept you in it, and then watching ball who were puncher into the air you went with trade-offs with him And then you kind of felt like what it was like to fall all over the place. Oh that shit was really awesome the direction they took the game this time I think was an incredible decision it could have backfired on them completely it could have been horrible But having Cory barrel dog at the home I think him understanding what Kratos was in the past having him try and do it in a different way I don't think he could have gone the other way if he wasn't involved or some of that like if David Jaffe or Cory Barrel people who there at its inception I knew that was Jeremy Davies On the north and Troy Baker reporting Portman was back through the voice of Zeus Jeremy Davies is a really good actor, and he's in used to being lost he was at Daniel Faraday and lost And I really enjoyed his His character in that was later These days is a bit more like Tennessee or a bit more like Corky, and he nailed that character. He was incredible as Baldor But just the way all the elements of the game came together the way the story was interspersed within not only gameplay But very very good gameplay The combat in this game was really really fun to do and they did appear back the the traversal elements It wasn't so much a platformer game anymore because I might play the old God of horror games in like a stream or something just to show you anyone who hasn't played them Or hasn't seen them from start to finish just to show you how different this was It was a lot less jumping around, but oh and loves it I loved it so much I think this might even be my favorite god of war game now And I didn't think anything would top god of war 3 for me because that came was just Bananas God of War 3 still has the best opening sequence to any video game. I've ever played oh The sound design was amazing the soundtrack was Phenomenal Bear McCreary did a very very good job on that that performance capture was out of this world Foreman's capture was one of some of the best I've seen in a video game, and it was used so well because not only was it like Oh cutscene Let's see some cool acting going on and some cool Story, elements the fact that they kept it with that camera And it just kind of came down and walked around the characters and keeping you in that moment We're so much better than I ever thought I could and when it does cut Like when you're in the snake's belly and when you come through the doors and all that kind of stuff when it does caught it Makes a bigger statement than when it doesn't Cause I don't know where to start. It's so good having going over krei doses past and going over some of the stuff that he did in his past and some of the stuff that he Regrets they humanized him, so well. They made you sympathize with him They made you understand what he had gone to me to make you really buy that he is a different character Which I didn't think they'd be able to do without making it feel forced And the fact that the only alluded to some of his past and didn't shove a whole Troj of shit that he had done. It's kind of like if you played the games you understand this more But if you haven't played the games can use this mystery about Kratos, and how much he has changed And it worked really really well, and then when he pulled out the blades of chaos God that was so hyper That was insane because I again being somebody who has played the old game Do you realize how big a deal that is for him to pull those back out how big a change it is? And then the twists and turns And how they weaved him into Norse mythology and got to tell you Norse mythology while telling its own story Was masterfully done and also giving you those twists and turns and having Loki be in there being at Reyes and all these different things I was floored and again something that I think Was the best part about the gameplay story elements of this game was what I brought up before about when a tre has? Changed and I'm gonna keep trying to trace When he changed he started to turn into a little bit of a douchebag And he started to get the cockiness of a god that again being is this what it is to be a god That's exactly what it is to be a god to become egotistical you think you know better you think you're better than all these other Creations that have come forth and you start getting it into your head that when anything happens you're invincible And that's what Kratos started to feel for a while. It's what all the Greek pantheon felt That's what Odin and Thor feel that they're invincible that anything that happens there above it. They want all the knowledge So that was the pattern going on but within him and he was going through basically god puberty and he was trying to come to terms with it was as Mamere said he was a god believing himself mortal and he was Starting to attain his powers so the powers were coming no matter what but because he didn't think he had any powers It was destroying him from the inside out so that manifested itself as sickness But then when he actually like having actual control over him was such a genius idea The fact that you had a boy, but boy, I don't get to say boy anymore boy boy boy say a few more times The fact that you had a boy button, and then when it took it away from you it made it It made you abundantly aware of how important It was to have control over him and he is by far the best Videogame companion that I have ever played with I played bioshock infinite. I've played The Last of Us I've played all these other games where you have to do escorts and fetch quests And you have to do stuff with a companion who's helping you out at Reyes is Far beyond any of these other characters Elly is a good character in the Last of Us but when it comes to gameplay she's kind of non-existent, she But you don't have direct control over so they have actual direct control over your companion is a ballsy move But he also can't die and at the time you're like well Why can't he die that's a big video game isn't it? But then you realize he's a god it Actually works its way into the narrative It there's so many layers to it. It's like from a video game design standpoint That's so well done and then when he stops listening to you And he starts getting cocky he turns into a douchebag then you realize oh, I'm no control over him anymore And then it actually services the story, it's not it doesn't feel cheap. It doesn't feel like it goes against the narrative That's being played the cognitive dissonance that happens between video games One of them happens where kratos An example of that and the other side is where kratos is like we're not going to go collect these bones I'm not gonna do that side quest it's stupid but then you can immediately take him and go do that side quest that's kind of the dissonance between the narrative and the gameplay and It kind of fell in that regard, but when at reyes was concerned It worked really really well, and I loved seeing the little peek behind the curtain of how all these things are made and I talked About like the loading screens and everything the same thing happened in the final fight when you're in his hand He's like don't you feel that that's wind we're moving and then they kind of stop talking who's a few seconds of pause? And then they got shoved out because the game is loading the next scenario behind So all of that stuff is just so well done I love seeing the inner workings the inner machinations of how games come together and how it all works together and The visuals and their like the shadows and the the shaders and their the occlusion and all that kind of stuff that goes on It's just fascinating to me And I think kind of having an interest in that not fully knowing how they're made like the coding and everything But how hard it is to do certain Render elements like that playing a game like this really does open your eyes because there's a lot of stuff They're doing in this game in a in such a huge scale that is so beyond everything else. It's bananas It's crazy. I can't believe they actually pulled it off like the giant snake all the time in the background He doesn't just show up for certain elements, and then he like fades away into the background And you just see him in the distance he's there. He's in the environment. He's a living breathing element in that world and That's nuts I loved that they did that they took so many Ballsy moves in this game and it all paid off. It's absolutely worth The hype that everyone was building up for him I am blown away by this video game, and that's why I keep saying that it's a very good video game Because there's so many elements in this then video games do so well and it marries so many different elements of so many other video games and movies and everything like there's a lot of elements of the road if you very much That's like one of the very few books that I've actually read is the road and I love it so our post-apocalyptic Father-son story, and there's a lot of elements of that in this And you can kind of see it or like there's a movie about that that gay Or that book as well called the road has Viggo Mortenson everyone in Lord of the Rings. It's a good movie as well But you can see some elements of that in it you can see some elements bugs Like the last over Synod, you can see very heavily influenced elements of Dark Souls and blood-borne You can see elements on their own past of old god of war against the elements of so many different things in it Like the world design was very god of war and the puzzles and things like that the gameplay itself feels a lot like the The world itself through the discovery of it, and how you interact with it and the combat feels a lot like tearing silence And the father saw a journey and kind of the companion element felt a lot like The Last of Us So I'm sure they were influenced by a lot of different things that were so many other Influences from so many other different video games they were just the ones that kind of popped out to me As we were going through it And there's elements of like like anime in it like some of the fights and some of the stuff that Kratos was doing like putting the shield down hitting the ground That's so Captain America from the new Marvel movies So you can see elements of that and the way they're beating the crap out of each other as well Kratos vs. Balder was very cap vs.. Bookie So there's a lot of elements like that as well as my taking out from the movies, and it didn't feel cheap It didn't feel like they were ripping them off. It felt like okay That's a cool thing that you're doing we're gonna Be influenced by that and take it and make it our own thing and it worked so well I like these all these are the movies and games and everything are obviously Toy influenced from other things as well like Dark Souls draws heavily from old Zelda games The Last of Us draws heavily from like like other movies uncharted And takes a lot from Indiana Jones different things like that But it implemented them so very very well, and I'm again. I I can talk about this all day And gush about it all day. There's there's so much to talk about it I'd I'd love to sit down and talk about this stuff with people who know video game design and who know movies and you know Story and pacing, but that's one thing I want to talk about as well as the pacing in this game 90% of the pacing in this game was very very well done. It was just towards the end it felt like Little hurdles you were hitting kind of got in the way it felt like Like doing the stuff where you had to go to your prime and then like oh we're finally here No, we broke the door. Oh we go back here, and now we got this thing. No you don't have a travel crystal Oh, well, where do we get it? Oh? well We have to go get your second light Some stuff like that if they kept it going a little bit longer would have definitely Started to slow down the pacing so some stuff towards the end slowed it down a small bit, but it still felt It still felt like the pacing was just really really good and giving you the ability to go off and explore as much as you Want taking a break from that story going out and exploring then you're like well? I want to kind of know what's gonna happen next in the story You set your own pace and I think it did a pretty good job of it in the series of setting the pace and showing you just enough of the World but also keeping on the story and keeping the dad and boy together. I think that was really good and This is such a father a good father-son story They did it really really well Seeing Kratos go from someone who can't even put his hand on his son's shoulder To the very end not even prompting not even making a big deal out But it was a couple of times towards the end that I was very aware of Right before we got to the money before he took off his wrappings. He put his hand upon Petraeus's back and there was a moment earlier on when a trace of turning into Shipman that he wanted to do that But a trace ran ahead, so these are very very clearly Showing you elements of how the story is progressing and then at the end it was just beautiful great father-son company Oh Butcher at us, are you ready yeah, but I had the weirdest dream Fimbulwinter was ending and Thor came for us here at the house. It was only a dream, but it felt different It felt real it felt like the future Then we will worry about it tomorrow Today there are still things we can do Come oh Shit so you can see the future So all that stuff he was talking about before maybe he will turn into a wolf, maybe he's even seeing his own future Damn so that wasn't actually a thing that happened The game didn't just end there because I was I was thinking how are they going to just come back? Will it just come back and then it'll be normal so that didn't actually happen now that was a premonition that Was Future Sight on a traces behalf oh? That's clever. You clever developers, and I am Okay, what a pause in case they start talking again? I'm very curious to see How much of this game because then they started to realize oh? They could see the future because she was a giant So she was drawing all over the place cuz I was wondering why are there just markings everywhere we can climb she drew them She's telling you where to climb her to go and Technically anything you do in the game. Then is the path that she foretold cuz everything you do in the game You don't actually have control over That's all fate Laid out before you so anything you do even if you go off to try and change it take the clay you're not changing anything Cuz that's what fey drew on the wall and the writing on the things telling you to throw your weapon into the lake that was her ah boom Damn so It is kind of sad we didn't get to see Thor note what we did see Thor But we didn't get to see them actually in the game, but I guess they're setting up for the next game. Oh Very interesting but something else I was gonna say that now I can't remember I Don't know I could talk all day about this game And I will talk more about the game cuz I don't this is the end of the story This is the the technical end of the series ten episodes, and we finally reached the end And I'm so glad people liked the series. I'm so glad people liked the episodes I was worried about taking on a game that was this long. That's why I made the episodes longer now.. I'm glad I did because it feels I could get nothing done even in those two hours.. but.. I'm just so happy with this series! And how it turned out it's one of my favorite series that I've ever done on the channel and so thankful that you were here.. To watch it, so thankful for the developers and Sony for sending me the code. I'm being cool with me uploading this game! I'm so happy with the pace. I took with it how much I explored there's still more to do! I am going to end the official series here. But I would probably come back and do some stuff.. With side missions and everything in a separate kind of stream or a video or whatever.. But that does it for the story part of this game for now I I do want to do everything else I do want to.. Get all the trophies. I want to get all the the Valkyries, there's I just want to play more and more and more and more. I don't want it to end here, but for now.. Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the boy Like a boy! And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x** Gosh, but thank you boys And I will See you boys! boy! IN THE NEXT BOY! (video!)~ (Outros)- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe - (Thanks for this watching for us!) I couldn't end the series without saying more boys boy boy boy on a mission (:

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I'm not gonna say anything else" }, { "duration": 1.771, "start": 16.049, "text": "I keep thinking I'm coming near the end of the game" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 17.82, "text": "And then it's like \"ah you broke the tower you need to go back\"" }, { "duration": 2.569, "start": 21.1, "text": "So let's see what actually happens before I go any further" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 25.81, "text": "We have the stuff we need now technically to travel to Eton Harmon" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 36.63, "text": "We need to go back to Midgard first" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 66.09, "text": "Yep that is something that Odin did even my" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 69.78, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 71.22, "text": "Very little understanding of Greek err - not greek, Norse mythology even I remembered bits of that" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 78.28, "text": "odin" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 79.42, "text": "mad bastard" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 81.98, "text": "oh and I also remember the name of his horse is Sleipnir or Sleipnir" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 86.68, "text": "I remember because I- in Final Fantasy" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 88.96, "text": "Odin was a summon that you could get" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 91.91, "text": "and Sleipnir was his horse" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 95.09, "text": "It had six legs" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 98.06, "text": "or maybe" }, { "duration": 7.25, "start": 99.29, "text": "Eight legs? can't remember. Where we going, the realm between realms oh, yeah, we have to jump off the- the World Tree" }, { "duration": 6.11, "start": 108.35, "text": "That's good, that's what we were doing whoa if you're thinking about howling us all into the void. I hope you're quite sure" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 119.21, "text": "Bollocks" }, { "duration": 4.489, "start": 122.75, "text": "Finding your own path in life is not really the same as jumping off a cliff. I still want to know what that is" }, { "duration": 2.809, "start": 130.7, "text": "Maybe it's the top of the Jotunheim Oh" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 134.39, "text": "At the top of the mountain that fingered mountain it looks like em" }, { "duration": 4.459, "start": 138.44, "text": "this is where to step beyond and the unity stone protected hidden I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 143.57, "text": "Hope you're right" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 145.79, "text": "really" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 147.23, "text": "Well, it's it lads. It's been an honor our brave head well cut your arm of that axe boy" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 155.66, "text": "Boy head and father" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 166.42, "text": "You come down at the bottom of it Neil deGrasse Tyson is standing there, and he's like the universe oh" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 175.849, "text": "Well another branch gonna be so nauseous with her stomach come on that was great Nick" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 182.9, "text": "The tower I knew there was something down here" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 187.13, "text": "Amazing how do you hide something that exists in all realms?" }, { "duration": 2.899, "start": 190.85, "text": "cast it out of any realm to the space between nice" }, { "duration": 1.681, "start": 194.269, "text": "level tier" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 195.95, "text": "So this stuff then" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 197.959, "text": "Can't be that. It's not like you go through Vanna. Hyde to reach them at god peak well" }, { "duration": 7.289, "start": 203.26, "text": "How do we use it I'd suggest we look inside, but stay elapsed tear little challenges are never as simple as they appear" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 211.16, "text": "I've noticed" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 213.53, "text": "first things first the boy" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 216.019, "text": "Incredibly optimistic I love him. He is that force of PMA going on for him" }, { "duration": 7.429, "start": 220.19, "text": "But and so this is what the dwarves use then the road between roams if that's is indeed her that looks fucking amazing" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 228.08, "text": "if this is indeed in between the realms so the dwarves are just using the gate that Brock made and..." }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 234.14, "text": "...Just going in through different doors on the Yggdrasill branches" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 239.9, "text": "Technically or at least something similar to that can I light the brassieres here" }, { "duration": 7.529, "start": 250.56, "text": "Oh, this is sparse the pedestal there's gonna be a fight here if you're giving me these" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 261.4, "text": "Four doors" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 267.37, "text": "Toa it Sam's norebang the stones energy" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 275.29, "text": "Wait if I always wanted if I bring this into the world, that's its purpose we're fulfilling to your spare" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 280.74, "text": "Hope that would alert Odin to get through idea brother, but after that fall. I'm sure we're past the worst of it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 289.58, "text": "You had to say something to get me oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 303.59, "text": "Okay to go the axe" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 307.33, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 310.4, "text": "One of those strong boys" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 315.319, "text": "That is so beyond satisfied destroy" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 323.24, "text": "Also crap I have there. I have the amulet from nifflheim equipped" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 337.43, "text": "My own equipped that real quick" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 340.31, "text": "Okay, nice. I want to have" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 343.039, "text": "The vitality want to get I had that to cleanse the fog away from me when I was going through trying to get mist echoes" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 352.49, "text": "It's all frosty" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 365.77, "text": "Get him boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 373.09, "text": "Dang it Oh" }, { "duration": 7.97, "start": 378, "text": "God freeze that guy as much as I would like it to I'm watching" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 408.339, "text": "Can't even see their help anymore, can we get the freakin whites to come back?" }, { "duration": 6.17, "start": 423.61, "text": "Sir no one nightmares" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 443.19, "text": "We have the whites please" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 447.39, "text": "Okay there we go we back" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 455.4, "text": "Off" }, { "duration": 5.899, "start": 464.06, "text": "Me either apparently o glorious prophet block" }, { "duration": 5.779, "start": 475.1, "text": "Us off what do you think it's taking us not Jeff? I do not know" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 483.409, "text": "Green what's Greenland?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 486.289, "text": "Yep, oh dear no they come" }, { "duration": 4.309, "start": 489.139, "text": "It's it's funny because Greenland is a real place, and it's also part of Nordic town" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 494.239, "text": "Because it was conquered by this kinda Naviance" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 497.239, "text": "the Danish if I remember her specifically" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 503.599, "text": "Take that you sumbitches" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 512.909, "text": "Wow big boy before you want to do a pink hot all bang, you're real hurt" }, { "duration": 7.64, "start": 530.81, "text": "Man that does so much damage even though the axis is supposed to be able to do anything to creatures in hell this thing still" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 545.15, "text": "Don't say don't don't do that don't jinx it yep" }, { "duration": 4.509, "start": 554.45, "text": "Shit I just use all my frosty news hi, buddy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 563.019, "text": "Do a lot of them damn" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 568.329, "text": "I'm sick of these sons of bitches" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 577.71, "text": "Here rock, they pray don't you missed?" }, { "duration": 2.07, "start": 584.339, "text": "Oh that does so much damage" }, { "duration": 2.669, "start": 590.91, "text": "I even lost any health" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 596.09, "text": "And boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 600.41, "text": "Not even doing this" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 609.89, "text": "The boy was like oh sure so one of these guys and the troll it" }, { "duration": 3.239, "start": 610.39, "text": "is that's fair" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 618.65, "text": "Artemis but wait Ollie no question, but also what are we?" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 622.88, "text": "An even better question. Why are we putting our one after the first slash performs a second criss cross detected launches enemies into the air?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 630.32, "text": "Whoa?" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 632.51, "text": "That gets rid of which one oh yeah, I want this one then" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 639.05, "text": "We had 40k oh wait this doesn't do much" }, { "duration": 4.609, "start": 643.28, "text": "Damage, this is a lot of stun though, and it is a 21 second cooldown mother. Oh geez" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 649.31, "text": "You don't have anything new. What are you telling me of something new? Oh wait?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 655.82, "text": "I'm allowed to leave now" }, { "duration": 7.969, "start": 665.03, "text": "There's the bridge we did it the towers back where it belongs now tears travel room can take us to Jotunheim - you know" }, { "duration": 7.13, "start": 673.82, "text": "Odin suspected the Giants secretly possessed some remnant of primordial Newton our creative essence the stuff all realms are made of" }, { "duration": 7.949, "start": 681.2, "text": "The unity store must have been fashioned ballasts to trust an outsider with it even tia tells you just how desperate they wear" }, { "duration": 3.8890000000000002, "start": 690.029, "text": "And look now. We can finally let all the braziers and see what happens" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 694.769, "text": "hmm another name" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 697.349, "text": "boydle" }, { "duration": 2.779, "start": 699.149, "text": "If they've been made into a memorial to the Valkyries" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 703.289, "text": "There is something that I could easily do right now perhaps to go back and move" }, { "duration": 6.95, "start": 707.669, "text": "The room to every single bridge, let's go back and watch that animation of the thing turning which is really annoying also" }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 714.619, "text": "Hey, sir P boy" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 716.159, "text": "Think the serpents looking at this going ah so you figured it out, huh?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 720.599, "text": "Because the serpent is" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 723.029, "text": "Knowledgeable, it's wise. It's also time traveled so came from the future back into the past and" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 729.809, "text": "The snake is part of Ragnarok" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 733.289, "text": "because fimbulwinter starts, and then it takes three years of fimbulwinter and then Ragnarok begins" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 739.349, "text": "But Ragnarok is a self-fulfilling prophecy, so it's one of those things that everyone knows knows. It's coming" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 744.199, "text": "It's always been coming and it's something that even when they try and stop" }, { "duration": 2.489, "start": 747.919, "text": "They're still causing the elements of it for it to happen so" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 752.819, "text": "It's one of those things that's just unavoidable so everything they do to try and stop it" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 756.199, "text": "They're still creating it and almost in a case that they need to try and stop it for it to actually happen" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 761.129, "text": "It's a really weird prophecy" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 764.159, "text": "But it's really cool, and anything that has time travel in it just deep need to make sense. I just love time travel" }, { "duration": 2.509, "start": 769.769, "text": "Time to have in our space wormhole travel anything like that" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 773.519, "text": "You guys do for me, so what'd you find? Yeah? I think you guys could do anything for me actually right now" }, { "duration": 5.809, "start": 779.669, "text": "Later then. What was it I needed by the way, okay? What's good. I don't know it's good for you" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 787.889, "text": "If all these things deadly missed oh" }, { "duration": 6.23, "start": 791.039, "text": "Yeah, I needed missed echoes in Niffleheim alloy another time. Maybe yeah another time I would never" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 802.33, "text": "Movin and groovin. I don't know what we'll find when we get to your name" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 805.8, "text": "but we must come change Giants Giants Ravens will tell them of the towers restoration, and we mustn't" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 814.9, "text": "Yeah, that's the thing know that they've tower is actually back" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 819.28, "text": "That kind of messes it up because now Odin is able to get to the tower" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 827.26, "text": "Nice" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 831.52, "text": "Trouble" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 841.36, "text": "Wait a minute isn't going to work" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 846.85, "text": "Must have used his own eyes to refract the energy. It was final feel see" }, { "duration": 6.409, "start": 858.16, "text": "Precisely to keep me from traveling. Sorry lads thought that would work horse. What did wouldn't do with your other?" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 864.569, "text": "Eye, you'd have kept it in any of a hundred places. I'm afraid" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 869.44, "text": "We come so far there has to be a way look" }, { "duration": 7.489, "start": 873.339, "text": "But have a long shot for a year that descends late sometimes block locking around in that mountain when Odin came for his visits" }, { "duration": 6.169, "start": 884.649, "text": "There we go of course I know their hurdles, there's always something it's like traveling to Jotunheim. Yeah, you broke the tower" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 890.97, "text": "Oh, we're trouble to do tonight now. You know travel Christie. Oh, we need to get your eye. Yeah, you don't even wanna" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 897.94, "text": "Are you fuckers no?" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 911.17, "text": "I'm sorry as a matter of fact Odin asked me to" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 918.16, "text": "He wanted me to build him oh come on man look" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 922.389, "text": "He showed it to me you see and I Brooke can you do the talking please?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 931.209, "text": "Well that was useless" }, { "duration": 7.91, "start": 933.639, "text": "You know it was about that same time that Odin came around looking for me to build a statue was some sort of engine" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 941.8, "text": "Compartment now that not being a weapon in the 8th year being a bunch of box becos rockers" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 948.12, "text": "I too saw fit to decline, but I know we got it, built just the same" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 953.8, "text": "What was the statute?" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 956.01, "text": "All right set one of the core out there flash in his sack - the way the statute that the serpent ate sorry about that" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 964.08, "text": "feeling much better" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 965.64, "text": "How are we supposed to look inside the snake?" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 977.25, "text": "We better go see what the world serpent has - yeah talk to my sir PB oh" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 983.52, "text": "I don't know what lies ahead, but now would be a good time to make sure he's ready we are going" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 991.38, "text": "Wait what I don't have to go inside the snake do I" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 996.48, "text": "Kratos has already been inside one giant creature. Yes, go inside Chronos to get there" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 1002.36, "text": "the omphalos stone the omphalos stone to create his" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1007.7, "text": "the whips of her Festus" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 1011.06, "text": "The electric things that he had" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1015.11, "text": "Eyes asleep" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1017.57, "text": "Vocal warm-ups" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 1019.31, "text": "Also when Sindri was puking he was like oh, it's all of my hands is that corn?" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 1023.96, "text": "Hi serpent" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 1025.73, "text": "Sorry to wake you up. I love the size" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1034.54, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 1044.12, "text": "Stop doing is his water with or father like finding Nemo" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 1061.659, "text": "This is that you lost to us, he thinks it might still be in a stomach" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 1067.24, "text": "And he's open to letting you go into his mouth to look inside" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 1077.47, "text": "By-the-by he's no wild about that either oh" }, { "duration": 2.33, "start": 1083.89, "text": "My god I have to go inside him oh" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1088.9, "text": "My god this game is nuts" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1098.32, "text": "You do not have to come" }, { "duration": 1.83, "start": 1103.24, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1105.07, "text": "Do have to go inside him" }, { "duration": 4.069, "start": 1108.31, "text": "Holy shit, what so he's like Thor star through" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 1113.5, "text": "Something things Thor that dude. He toured the toy that who is see the belly I" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 1122.02, "text": "Want to know what the snake is saying as well because" }, { "duration": 2.39, "start": 1127.69, "text": "Because there's no subtitles for the snake" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 1130.11, "text": "There's even subtitles for when Mamere is talking in his language, but they've specifically left out subtitles from the same places" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1136.51, "text": "But this will be a new one" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 1140.03, "text": "I've never been in the judge. You never wonder was not trying to eat me" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1147.42, "text": "Once at this point" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 1150.53, "text": "Oh my god" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1154.92, "text": "Even as like two sets of teeth" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1173.64, "text": "Oh guys" }, { "duration": 5.699, "start": 1182.69, "text": "Oh, sweet Jesus my arm is going that's cool" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1198.269, "text": "Belly of the beast" }, { "duration": 2.329, "start": 1201.84, "text": "I can't see anything" }, { "duration": 3.23, "start": 1206.009, "text": "It just reminded me of when I used to feel when I was a child" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1211.59, "text": "Let's find that stash" }, { "duration": 1.951, "start": 1215.669, "text": "Wade" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1217.62, "text": "so at Reyes" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 1221.039, "text": "He knew about the dragon being in" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 1224.97, "text": "The thing he kind of sensed it he sent something up above him" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 1228.24, "text": "He sensed the dragon maybe he could actually just hear the voice or something" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 1232.35, "text": "But then he also knew that the Valkyries were down there. He knew that there was a prison" }, { "duration": 3.17, "start": 1236.519, "text": "And now he's saying used to get hues of dreams of getting eaten" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 1240.929, "text": "Smells in the future boy, but like hey the real fermenting" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1246.299, "text": "Actually" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1248.49, "text": "Brightness is really Derek" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 1265.289, "text": "Sony Santa Monica you guys are bananas to make stuff like this, okay?" }, { "duration": 6.869, "start": 1273.12, "text": "There's a chess back there. I'm assuming I can get to that somehow. Oh luckily there's a dock right here" }, { "duration": 2.089, "start": 1285.73, "text": "And they still won't have to fight anything in here" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1299.08, "text": "Let's go back" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1305.86, "text": "He's going back again stop" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 1314.44, "text": "These now have a second set of weapons that I can use to get places" }, { "duration": 6.469, "start": 1321.55, "text": "So glad there's convenient yellow markings all over everything to help me know where I'm going ah there we go" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1330.58, "text": "Return to me axe" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1334.27, "text": "Lemire" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 1337, "text": "No, it's not like I can still see through it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1341.65, "text": "That'll be handy, though" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1345.4, "text": "There's just a boat" }, { "duration": 7.219, "start": 1349.57, "text": "So I'll take you quite a while to dissolve this mr. Serpent mister your man Gandhi your man, Gandalf" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 1370.69, "text": "There it is that's an eye maybe you should stick that in my head for safekeeping" }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 1377.47, "text": "Gently now gently" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1379.35, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.42, "start": 1380.41, "text": "Hello depth perception find your brother. You don't miss depth until it's gone" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1392.98, "text": "Awesome" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1399.86, "text": "Then we can use your head as a prism" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 1402.11, "text": "Well, I wouldn't say I'm feelin Paul again, but it's a great improvement" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 1406.429, "text": "The Bifrost is intact else out then we have all we need" }, { "duration": 6.829, "start": 1415.61, "text": "Vladdy have you ever had the town tempting peak also known as jinxing us" }, { "duration": 2.39, "start": 1426.38, "text": "This one has a chest hanging out, no biggie a" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1431.659, "text": "Lot of gold inside your belly also no biggie, okay?" }, { "duration": 5.369, "start": 1437.679, "text": "Please can we go to Jotunheim, I'm sick of all these hurdles in my way. It's very dark in this section" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1443.779, "text": "Should have turned up the brightness" }, { "duration": 2.899, "start": 1450.22, "text": "I'm last as follow the compass. Oh wait now. I can kind of see" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1456.669, "text": "Places gross" }, { "duration": 1.951, "start": 1459.519, "text": "Going on" }, { "duration": 1.5590000000000002, "start": 1461.47, "text": "What that?" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 1463.029, "text": "This kid shit are mildly terrifying" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 1465.909, "text": "Maybe our presence is upsetting your leg and us barely know" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1470.35, "text": "Something is wrong. Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1473.019, "text": "No, something's attacking it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1478.6, "text": "Good" }, { "duration": 2.33, "start": 1481.269, "text": "Is that Boulder bitch outside Oh" }, { "duration": 1.589, "start": 1485.47, "text": "Tempting fate" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 1487.059, "text": "We must hurry couldn't agree more bother" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1490.539, "text": "Then paddle faster" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1493.299, "text": "You're a god use your hands" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 1497.499, "text": "No don't hurt my your man gander" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1506.559, "text": "Chipton" }, { "duration": 7.9, "start": 1518.559, "text": "Oh geez where are we now?" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 1532.96, "text": "Now boy boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1544.269, "text": "Used to this oh" }, { "duration": 6.859, "start": 1548.049, "text": "They father like son something needed no something else" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1557.89, "text": "Dead giant" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1561.789, "text": "Why would the serpent leave us here" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1566.529, "text": "Look" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1573.04, "text": "Hi oh" }, { "duration": 1.47, "start": 1577.75, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 1.83, "start": 1579.22, "text": "Was it used?" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 1581.05, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 1582.55, "text": "Until we know for certain keep a distance the world serpent. What's happened here" }, { "duration": 1.8900000000000001, "start": 1589.24, "text": "We hope you enough" }, { "duration": 1.9500000000000002, "start": 1591.13, "text": "You are far from home" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1593.08, "text": "I'm looking for my son" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1595.3, "text": "the two of you" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 1597.88, "text": "You helped me see things more clearly you do not know where he is then" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1602.98, "text": "No" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 1604.3, "text": "But the woods and fields speak his name. I know he walks here in Midgard" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1613.81, "text": "When'd you see him last" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 1616.39, "text": "Long ago before you were even born" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1621.61, "text": "Why are you standing so far from me?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1625.48, "text": "Hmm what's wrong?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1628.27, "text": "So I'm truster" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1631.21, "text": "There I" }, { "duration": 1.35, "start": 1635.97, "text": "Think" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 1637.32, "text": "It's like what you frame in a 13th or something" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 1640.98, "text": "feeling" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 1642, "text": "Hurting the big snake would bring the two of you out in the open do you have any?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1649.02, "text": "idea any idea at all" }, { "duration": 2.329, "start": 1652.14, "text": "What you have cost me oh?" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1655.44, "text": "Shut up. Go. What don't go into my chemical romance or something?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1659.85, "text": "boy" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 1669.76, "text": "I'm here. Don't run away" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 1676.78, "text": "Well I'm not going anywhere mother I" }, { "duration": 6.049, "start": 1681.43, "text": "Know that you're still angry. I know that how you feel hasn't changed, but I want you" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1688.06, "text": "How I feel Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1690.58, "text": "bad choice of words oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1696.61, "text": "I've spent the last" }, { "duration": 6.019, "start": 1699.19, "text": "100 years dreaming of this moment I rehearsed everything I ever" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 1705.85, "text": "Wanted to say to you every word to make you understand exactly" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1710.68, "text": "What you stole from me?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1716.26, "text": "But now I" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 1718.75, "text": "Realize, I don't need you to understand anything. I don't need you at all" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1726.67, "text": "How Golf cradles this has nothing to to?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1729.4, "text": "This path you work" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 1732.34, "text": "Vengeance you will find no peace I know" }, { "duration": 7.19, "start": 1740.959, "text": "You I'll deal with you later, but we Hanley first" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1753.1, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 2.429, "start": 1757.669, "text": "Or classes and sessions again" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1763.63, "text": "Okay, we're in it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1769.87, "text": "I've learned a few tricks last time" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1798.41, "text": "Dammit" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1804.17, "text": "Watches mean rate" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 1826.07, "text": "Now is bleeding boy breathe" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 1844.5, "text": "The mistletoe it was in his quiver I" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 1852.42, "text": "Can feel this that's why she wanted to destroy them" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1861.639, "text": "You everything" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1879.759, "text": "Are you killable now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1889.95, "text": "Dude" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1892.97, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1897.459, "text": "She's controlling the giant" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 1911.32, "text": "Quiver strap this mistletoe" }, { "duration": 3.829, "start": 1915.309, "text": "Reyes said it was working. He's more than hard that spell is broken" }, { "duration": 1.709, "start": 1919.69, "text": "He can be killed" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 1921.399, "text": "That Namit hey snow coming back now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1925.659, "text": "Oh his knowledge is returning" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1928.419, "text": "Because the smell on Balder is broken" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1935.019, "text": "All right, let's do this boy" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 1941.08, "text": "No woman you cannot he needs to kill you Oh, what happened?" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 1969.159, "text": "Nice oh my god, that's so awesome" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1984.2, "text": "All right bluff the wrong plane" }, { "duration": 7.73, "start": 2007.029, "text": "He's ice now so do I fuse these shit wait use this attack" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 2020.61, "text": "Oh, okay, that's it absolutely nothing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2033.34, "text": "Good job boy" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 2039.73, "text": "Oh not today city gym you and your fucking" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2049.91, "text": "Roars" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2053.75, "text": "Mother" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2059.75, "text": "Straight straight boy" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 2068, "text": "Yes don't rate rate" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2078.39, "text": "Wow" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 2086.85, "text": "Then twitch damage is great for me" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 2102.72, "text": "Anything that so concentrate it right now I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2109.8, "text": "Press the too late" }, { "duration": 7.709, "start": 2123.84, "text": "Come on woman hold on seven the cradles yes" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2137.72, "text": "Nice way to charge them oh" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 2143.84, "text": "Dude this is so cool dry ass I" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 2150.26, "text": "Like that every time something happens the first thing cradles houses, where is this son, that's adorable" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2158.45, "text": "Where now he's on fire" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2164.16, "text": "Come on" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 2172.45, "text": "Okay he's on fire so I need to use weight knocks oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2178.09, "text": "That's so much damage" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2181.01, "text": "I love it" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 2187.26, "text": "Show me more, thank me, man" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2202.299, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 2205.009, "text": "Crap oh, that's a cool effect, though" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2211.189, "text": "Depressing it too late" }, { "duration": 5.419, "start": 2237.289, "text": "Oh shit" }, { "duration": 3.809, "start": 2254.64, "text": "The hell you guys claiming this thing I'm coming boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2264.68, "text": "Boy you guys are the best" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 2272.38, "text": "Wow stomp room nice" }, { "duration": 3.23, "start": 2284.089, "text": "This again boy boy boy boy" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 2302.46, "text": "I got me two children by the fees" }, { "duration": 4.789, "start": 2329.02, "text": "This is so fucking ethnic gonna give it a superhero movie" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2342.609, "text": "Yes" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2358.15, "text": "We're tracing words" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 2363.609, "text": "Oh, yeah" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 2373.339, "text": "Oh, yeah, I'm I'm like mega strong by the way" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2389.2, "text": "Yes" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 2396.53, "text": "Wait now he's fire again, Oh guys just between them" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2406.28, "text": "Shut up Fran" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2411.53, "text": "Now" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 2415.589, "text": "Oh crap as I see it. No. He's wearing it" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 2432.73, "text": "But everything's going to so motion people" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 2454.41, "text": "Yeah, I interrogative" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 2467.65, "text": "It's almost it. Yeah pretty easily actually" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 2481.7, "text": "Oh, that's a great host news" }, { "duration": 3.979, "start": 2494.55, "text": "Schmuck boy boy boy boy boy boy" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 2518.66, "text": "One you can talk to it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2526.359, "text": "Holy fuck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2535.109, "text": "That was insane" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2550.74, "text": "Stop please" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2556.16, "text": "He's being folder" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2560.69, "text": "Learned" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2562.789, "text": "You will not come to us again" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 2566.24, "text": "Will not touch her I don't need your protection" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2586.089, "text": "That's nice" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2605.65, "text": "It won't stop I" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 2611.17, "text": "Was just trying to protect you I won't" }, { "duration": 7.459, "start": 2619.42, "text": "I've made mistakes I know but you're free now you have what you want" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 2628.24, "text": "Try to find forgiveness we can build something new" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2637.91, "text": "We can" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2647.079, "text": "Yes only to pay" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 2650.499, "text": "Lifetime I have paid I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2656.829, "text": "Have paid" }, { "duration": 3.349, "start": 2664.19, "text": "But if that alone will make you home" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 2670.25, "text": "We've seen me dead, we'll make things right" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2686.24, "text": "In" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2698.06, "text": "Whoa" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 2710.32, "text": "Um Jesus Christ" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 2723.85, "text": "Here must be better than this" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2745.52, "text": "No no my" }, { "duration": 3.399, "start": 2756.05, "text": "Freya he chose this" }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 2762.96, "text": "I will" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2764.38, "text": "rain down" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2766.39, "text": "three okapi" }, { "duration": 1.29, "start": 2768.89, "text": "every" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 2770.18, "text": "violation imaginable upon you I" }, { "duration": 7.909, "start": 2774.47, "text": "Will parade your cold body from every corner of every realm and that?" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 2786.29, "text": "Is my promise he saved your life" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 2804.119, "text": "If you were just an animal" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 2808.849, "text": "Testing on you cruelty and rage you will never change and you do not know me" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2820.039, "text": "Does he" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 2828.329, "text": "Boy listen close" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 2834.63, "text": "I'm from a land called Sparta" }, { "duration": 3.179, "start": 2838.46, "text": "I made a deal with the God that cost me my soul I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2843.839, "text": "Killed many who are deserving and" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2848.849, "text": "Many who were not" }, { "duration": 5.389, "start": 2860.51, "text": "Are killed my father that was your father in health" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2869.7, "text": "Is this one of those be a got" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2874.109, "text": "This noise and" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 2877.95, "text": "Sounds trying their mothers their fathers" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 2885.85, "text": "We'll be the gods we choose to be" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2889.99, "text": "Not those who are then" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 2893.56, "text": "Who I was is not who he'll be" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2899.23, "text": "We must be better" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 2916.33, "text": "Well guess we are the bad guys now in her eyes yes, but she could never make that choice" }, { "duration": 7.07, "start": 2929.71, "text": "If you finish this journey while I still have strength that's ominous" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2942.299, "text": "Damn I" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 2946.17, "text": "Don't understand I know saving her was the right thing" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 2950.249, "text": "She seemed all evil at the end not evil you killed her sunlight her son" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 2957.569, "text": "The death of a child is not something a parent gets over easily" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 2961.23, "text": "But he was gonna kill her she would have died to see him live" }, { "duration": 5.419, "start": 2964.95, "text": "Only a parent can understand, so you'd let me kill you if it meant you would live" }, { "duration": 1.05, "start": 2971.249, "text": "Yes" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 2972.299, "text": "Look there was no easy choice for" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 2975.749, "text": "anybody brother" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 2977.309, "text": "But I think we can all agree you did the right thing" }, { "duration": 6.409, "start": 2980.64, "text": "The world's a better place with fair in it. Yes, give our time Lots. She'll come around" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2988.259, "text": "back to tears temple, then one last time I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2992.7, "text": "yawn time awaits" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2994.71, "text": "That's I?" }, { "duration": 7.31, "start": 2997.41, "text": "Guess that is true because we caught hmm Horton must have convinced him that following you to your name would bring his cure lies" }, { "duration": 1.21, "start": 3004.72, "text": "I'm sure" }, { "duration": 2.059, "start": 3005.93, "text": "Why did mistletoe break the spell?" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3008.509, "text": "Vanier magic is powerful, but it rules are slippery and elusive" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3012.38, "text": "I'm sure it makes sense if you're a witch" }, { "duration": 7.58, "start": 3014.569, "text": "But it's all so bloody tragic Balder was the greatest gift Odin granted Freya the one thing she treasured from their marriage" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 3022.609, "text": "She only hoped to spare him pain and spare herself lost" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 3026.329, "text": "But such impulses can lead good parents to make terribly stupid decisions" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3032.269, "text": "That's something. I guess that I" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 3034.849, "text": "Mean I get it from the game place at a standpoint at the point of view" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 3037.9, "text": "But I don't think you ever get that until you have kids" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 3041.269, "text": "Until you have your own flesh and blood and something that you will absolutely protect above all other things" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 3048.589, "text": "like I can't possibly know what that's like because I don't have a child I" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 3052.549, "text": "Can empathize with it and I can try and see it from the point of view" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 3055.119, "text": "but I don't actually physically know what that feels like and he" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 3058.519, "text": "Said that the cycle ends here because as that Reyes was saying this is how everything always ends in" }, { "duration": 6.829, "start": 3064.97, "text": "In Greek mythology it was always about sons killing their fathers. That's that was one of the the points that the games" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3072.47, "text": "Originally had to put across was that" }, { "duration": 6.619, "start": 3075.4, "text": "Zeus tried to kill Chronos his dad and then Kratos was trying to kill Zeus his dad and then all this stuff about" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3082.27, "text": "Sons killing their fathers that have been going along" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 3086.23, "text": "It's very well written, I like it a lot and the fact that" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3090.01, "text": "Kratos does seem like an animal in this instance, and it's still like dude. What the fuck" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 3095.86, "text": "Boy her saying that you will never change in craisins like then you do not know me because he is already" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 3100.93, "text": "Way beyond the person that he wants was" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 3104.62, "text": "So he's already changed a bunch" }, { "duration": 6.889, "start": 3107.95, "text": "That even while he's still killing people he's doing it for actual reasons now, and not just his own petty revenge" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3119.26, "text": "Jeez that was tough I" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 3122.38, "text": "Mean the fight itself wasn't the fight itself was actually pretty easy, but I guess that that's kind of" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 3130.66, "text": "It's kind of the way, it's supposed to be narrative Lee because Balder was weaker than that he had ever been" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3137.71, "text": "But now he was mortal" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 3146.5, "text": "Yes, that's a terrible pity" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 3154.03, "text": "But the serpens already been there and seen it" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 3156.76, "text": "so hasn't he already failed feats a tricky thing lad and" }, { "duration": 5.209, "start": 3160.3, "text": "Organs just out of inton ufff to think he can get the best of it rage is another lie told by the gods" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 3166.24, "text": "Nothing is written that cannot be unwritten when that brother you and the all-father may just agree" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 3173.23, "text": "Even if he can't prevent Ragnarok he still hopes to learn enough details to influence the outcome" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 3179.35, "text": "Remind me later to tell you about the wolves" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 3185.599, "text": "Odin thinks he can beat fate and change Ragnarok even though the Serpent's already been through it" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 3190.819, "text": "Father doesn't think much of fate either another lie told by the gods, so they have that in common" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 3196.119, "text": "We'll see in Kratos the standpoint he has" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 3198.98, "text": "validity" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 3200.18, "text": "Because he was supposed to die and then he went back and killed his sisters of fate" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 3205.76, "text": "So he literally kills his own fate. He killed fate for people" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 3209.38, "text": "He destroyed it, so now anything is up for grabs now anything can happen" }, { "duration": 5.939, "start": 3213.28, "text": "And I don't know if that's just in his realm in the Greek mythology realm if he destroyed fate" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 3219.22, "text": "Or if he destroyed fate for everybody in all realms if the sisters of fate were over all of it" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 3225.02, "text": "So that'll be curious to see if they do do more games" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 3232.19, "text": "Sorry dudes, I'm not here to talk to you though. I'm here to head to Jotunheim finally. Maybe eventually" }, { "duration": 6.889, "start": 3245.06, "text": "Go ahead and lock in your name, and we'll be on our way shut up. Let me hear. It's gonna work" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 3259.38, "text": "Oh, yes we have to do the things through his eye except for God" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 3263.41, "text": "Boy, go ahead boy get ready oh" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 3268.18, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3270.16, "text": "Come on, Mimi" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 3272.74, "text": "So this doesn't cause you to explode or anything oh, I can consider time, maybe we should talk about this a bit more" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3279.67, "text": "Nah, I'm sure you'll be fine. Yeah" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3282.1, "text": "ready" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3290.22, "text": "Now boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3309.27, "text": "Must be close" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3315.3, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3319.44, "text": "My god we're actually gonna do it I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3324.569, "text": "Won't please before we continue" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 3330.569, "text": "Listen the last thing you to meet up. There's a decomposing. He'd ruin in the moment, but I'll wait for you here" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 3336.66, "text": "This is between you and the boy true" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3340.109, "text": "What if someone were to buy ladies if soft perfect slashers?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3345, "text": "You're done did it" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 3347.67, "text": "Sorry, we had to see this" }, { "duration": 1.09, "start": 3354.36, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 1.23, "start": 3355.45, "text": "No" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3356.68, "text": "No, no no no" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3358.75, "text": "Fine damn it fine watch the head till we return oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3363.79, "text": "No, I can do this. Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3365.92, "text": "Lord" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3370.18, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3373.96, "text": "Ready" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3378.67, "text": "We're doing it" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 3385.88, "text": "Whoa he's all weird-looking in there" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 3388.79, "text": "We still don't know who called the world serpent that time everyone Evans gonna save the boy" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 3393.22, "text": "I was just thinking about that. Are we gonna save the boy that time and somebody called the snake" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 3403.01, "text": "So I wonder if the person who called the snake actually knows how to talk to the snake" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 3406.88, "text": "Or if they were just calling the snake to do something" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 3412.19, "text": "Interesting I'm gonna just been bowed to recalled him to try and beat him up" }, { "duration": 3.8890000000000002, "start": 3418.76, "text": "Yeah, the snake has a bit more to do with this than it seems because the snake has" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 3423.53, "text": "What this game is about Giants and?" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 3426.47, "text": "The snake is the last giant or at least the last giant in Midgard" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 3431.63, "text": "We might find a whole bunch more of them in here" }, { "duration": 6.169, "start": 3439.07, "text": "Look we're on the giant speakers I can see the highest peak ahead right over there" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3450.19, "text": "We didn't we did" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3454.78, "text": "We did" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 3479.339, "text": "What are you doing I have nothing more to hide" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3488.849, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3495.819, "text": "That's nice" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 3501.25, "text": "Can we go now we're still closed see the scars on his arms" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3525.72, "text": "Dear" }, { "duration": 2.07, "start": 3532.69, "text": "Oh progress" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3543.32, "text": "Oh, that's so sweet Oh" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 3546.84, "text": "Crater sure becoming a good dad also do any of you recognize this" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 3553.47, "text": "What I went into the light in alpha him and I was chasing the wife" }, { "duration": 4.459, "start": 3556.89, "text": "When I chasing Fay and she was leading me along I got to here" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 3561.35, "text": "I was actually on this bridge, and then the boy pulled me back out" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3566.43, "text": "So I was seeing the future" }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 3571.5, "text": "Ha hmm boy it's nothing, I just thought I'd hear voices by now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3585.99, "text": "What is this place" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 3591.329, "text": "Hello anybody here well" }, { "duration": 5.899, "start": 3601.65, "text": "What is this place they must have all come through here when they left Midgard what was left to them I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3609.599, "text": "Think arived statues" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 3611.759, "text": "Why carve all these faces? What if this is all the gents that got out of Midgard alive, not really many at all" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3619.47, "text": "No shit" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 3624.18, "text": "Odin and Thor ruining everything for everybody oh" }, { "duration": 3.829, "start": 3629.7, "text": "He's written okay as I say are we not gonna get to find out what this means" }, { "duration": 2.659, "start": 3637.98, "text": "Midgard was a dream of what could be if we shared and collaborated" }, { "duration": 4.909, "start": 3641.369, "text": "Yatin are a seer Vanier elf dwarf and mortals most of all it was beautiful" }, { "duration": 7.459, "start": 3646.619, "text": "but not everyone is capable of sharing some believe anything uncontrolled is savage and threatening and so we were mocked and" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 3654.48, "text": "Tricked and used and then slaughtered Odin and his tribe were barred from our realm" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 3659.339, "text": "But it was not enough the wrath of Thor and his terrible hammer have thinned our number in Midgar to the brink of ruin" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3665.94, "text": "There is no option, but to withdraw" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3668.19, "text": "Well yet and he lived to do so" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 3671.22, "text": "Odin and Thor would have killed all the Giants if they could and they got away with everything" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 3678.869, "text": "Also it's snowing in the back of the journal now, which brought up a good point is" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 3683.13, "text": "That he said at the end right before he died" }, { "duration": 1.45, "start": 3686.45, "text": "he said snow and" }, { "duration": 4.849, "start": 3687.9, "text": "it only occurred to me then that no snow has actually been falling in this game snow is just on the ground and" }, { "duration": 4.099, "start": 3693.96, "text": "Snow falling indicates the start of Ragnarok because that's fimbulwinter" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3698.819, "text": "It's a hoof imple winter" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 3701.519, "text": "Something like that ephemeral winter starts and in three years later of intent" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 3705.859, "text": "It's like a game of Thrones kind of scenario is that like the long winter sets in and then Ragnarok begins?" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 3712.71, "text": "So, maybe that's what's going on where are they now" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 3716.88, "text": "The Jen's came back home, so they could survive" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3719.91, "text": "I'm not sure they did" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3722.819, "text": "They all dead" }, { "duration": 5.02, "start": 3727.319, "text": "Boy huh who's the guardian Treecko" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3735.26, "text": "Is cool" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 3742.63, "text": "We've received mid guards fate overrun a second Hell neither Odin nor his dead may reach the Odin Heim" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 3749.619, "text": "The ways must be shut the serpent and the Guardian remained" }, { "duration": 6.709, "start": 3754.3, "text": "They alone shall keep our hope when Dumba falls. The indestructible only done shall the Guardian return" }, { "duration": 4.189, "start": 3762.55, "text": "When Dumba Falls the indestructible so when gods are killed" }, { "duration": 4.429, "start": 3767.08, "text": "Only then shall the Guardian return are we the Guardian is it at Reyes?" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 3773.65, "text": "But it said only the Guardian and the serpent remained" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 3779.2, "text": "Until then we await a better world one without fear without greed without war we wait for deliverance and justice we wait for a champion" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 3787.18, "text": "We will wait for word that gods grow good" }, { "duration": 1.35, "start": 3794.2, "text": "Interesting I" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 3795.55, "text": "Should feel them, but I don't this place is dead" }, { "duration": 5.659, "start": 3799.3, "text": "What happened them my mom send us here one question is answered and two more tickets place?" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 3812.109, "text": "Interesting so can giants see the future" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3819.32, "text": "Do a lot of prophesy and" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 3821.84, "text": "There's a lot of prophecies around them" }, { "duration": 4.379, "start": 3823.42, "text": "And they they talk about the future a lot and the world serpent is a giant and he seems to know what the hell is" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3827.8, "text": "Going on" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3858.4, "text": "Your ax" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3860.859, "text": "It's smaller oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3863.44, "text": "look" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3865.819, "text": "She's arguing with a bunch of giants" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 3869.539, "text": "He knew Giants where she was a giant" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 3878.2, "text": "That's us the first I'm gonna let the world serpent, but how" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3887.3, "text": "And archival Boulder's" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3891.269, "text": "That just happened" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3893.859, "text": "wait" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 3896.49, "text": "Thinking everything was going to hell shit" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 3900.27, "text": "the dragon in the mountain the stonemason" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3905.64, "text": "Hold these drawings" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 3909.15, "text": "This is our story no" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3915.06, "text": "This is your story" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 3919.26, "text": "But what is that? I was not the only parent with secrets" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3931.65, "text": "Didn't know she" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 3935.31, "text": "Was a giant there where you go now it all makes sense" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 3943.53, "text": "I'm attorney. Oh shit. That's true" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 3949.42, "text": "That's why he's everything she tells him to predict things" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 3955.45, "text": "She sent us here knowing we would find this" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3961.75, "text": "When we just saw the truth mother would effected reasons" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 3969.99, "text": "Walda was never said to find me he was tracking her all along knowing she was only ashes" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 3979.23, "text": "If she had a plan for us I trust it whatever it is" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3986.34, "text": "Besides" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3988.88, "text": "She hasn't been wrong yet mm-hmm" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3992.12, "text": "Come on" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3994.13, "text": "We're so close to the end now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 3999.41, "text": "Yes" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 4003.22, "text": "Yes, we are Oh, No" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4015.309, "text": "That was Kratos dead" }, { "duration": 1.4100000000000001, "start": 4027.579, "text": "Goddamn" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 4028.989, "text": "there's our fight with Magni and Modi and" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4032.41, "text": "the boat from hell and" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 4034.779, "text": "her death so she was a giant and the Giants can predict the future and" }, { "duration": 3.979, "start": 4040.509, "text": "That's why he was able to figure out like oh, I think this is a prison" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 4044.489, "text": "And I think there's a dragon up ahead what he didn't know was a dragon, but he said he he felt something" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 4049.959, "text": "And then he said he had a dream. What'd he see you to dream about a dream about being swallowed oh?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4059.349, "text": "Damn" }, { "duration": 5.869, "start": 4063.88, "text": "What was that it was thinking a snake on a trance this thing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4071.109, "text": "It's a trance and a wolf" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 4078.189, "text": "This is all getting very interesting at raius you've got way bigger part to play in all of this than we thought" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 4084.88, "text": "So he's parent giant or giant parent God" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4090.999, "text": "Jesus Sophie knew she was gonna die" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4096.19, "text": "If there's her there's her hand" }, { "duration": 1.5899999999999999, "start": 4098.319, "text": "It's mother's" }, { "duration": 1.741, "start": 4099.909, "text": "She was here" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 4101.65, "text": "She saw every step. We took before we took it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4104.799, "text": "Like she was always with us" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 4107.409, "text": "watching over us" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4109.329, "text": "Leading us home" }, { "duration": 6.739, "start": 4112.21, "text": "Let's finish it. She saw all the markings that were conveniently placed for claiming she put them there" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4121.27, "text": "No" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 4123.699, "text": "That means she would have gone to hell and into on tooth or statue and all that kind of stuff on" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4128.92, "text": "painted markings for us to take" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 4132.609, "text": "So that she know all of this was going to happen before she even met Kratos" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 4140.48, "text": "Dude this game just got blown wide open" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 4143.569, "text": "And now did I think about it bald or when we got there the first time you meet bald or at the house?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4148.21, "text": "He says him I thought you'd be bigger" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 4150.739, "text": "Because he thought that Kratos was the giant" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4154.04, "text": "Because he was looking for fame" }, { "duration": 2.419, "start": 4158.39, "text": "Dude my brain is all over my ass right now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4166.79, "text": "Nice" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4175.52, "text": "Whoa" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4183.87, "text": "There's so many dead Giants" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4189.27, "text": "The are all dead" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4195.66, "text": "That's crazy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4203.43, "text": "Jesus" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4219.4, "text": "I" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 4224.54, "text": "No we do it together" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 4229.4, "text": "Son he caught him son" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4233.03, "text": "Not boy" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4287.01, "text": "She's back with her people" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 4297.25, "text": "Goodbye oh hello" }, { "duration": 7.22, "start": 4302.949, "text": "Jones they really are all gone, there's nothing for us here" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4314.41, "text": "Come" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 4321.65, "text": "So I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4323.15, "text": "Get that mother was giant" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 4325.88, "text": "Which makes me part giant Africa and Ford modular?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4330.05, "text": "Right I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4332.06, "text": "Guess there's just one thing I don't understand" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 4337.1, "text": "My name on the wall the Giants called me okey" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4347.77, "text": "Looking no" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 4350.679, "text": "Under the name here mother wanna try you when you were born she" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4355, "text": "Must have called you that to her people but" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4359.05, "text": "Why" }, { "duration": 6.959, "start": 4362.489, "text": "A question for another day let us go home at Reyes was a low-key" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4379.26, "text": "What the fuck" }, { "duration": 3.349, "start": 4391.68, "text": "Jesus man oh, I all make so much sense" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4401.85, "text": "Cuz he's a oh" }, { "duration": 5.569, "start": 4404.94, "text": "My god, and it slaps you in the face all yes it all makes sense now why she want to end up here" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 4411.18, "text": "You with your con" }, { "duration": 4.129, "start": 4412.92, "text": "But did she know it was gonna be like this here is this what she wanted us to see" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 4418.02, "text": "she want us to tell the people or give it a secret I" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 4422.55, "text": "Do not know so what do we do I trust you to decide that?" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 4432.01, "text": "So why'd you want to name me at Reyes no can't be for God" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 4437.74, "text": "No, he was a soldier a Spartan" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 4442.27, "text": "All Spartans are great warriors. We trained from birth" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 4446.29, "text": "our lives were discipline duty battle and death" }, { "duration": 2.899, "start": 4450.91, "text": "Life was grim and we greeted it grimly" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 4455.29, "text": "But a trace of Sparta was unlike the rest of us" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 4458.95, "text": "He was smart even in the worst times" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4462.55, "text": "He was happy he" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 4465.31, "text": "Inspired us to hope" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 4467.08, "text": "That though were machines war" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4469.87, "text": "And there was Humanity in us" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 4472.69, "text": "goodness" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 4474.25, "text": "When the day came for him to lay down his life in battle" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 4478.06, "text": "His sacrifice saved countless others and turned the tide in our favor" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 4483.22, "text": "But I carried him home on his shield and buried him with all the honors of Spartan custom" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4497.68, "text": "Ah" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4500.2, "text": "That's so sweet" }, { "duration": 4.699, "start": 4503.22, "text": "Dude we got so many twists after twists after twists in this one" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 4509.55, "text": "This is also a really clever way of doing credits" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 4512.25, "text": "what I was going to say it slapped you in the face with that fact because" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 4516.21, "text": "As soon as at Reyes finds out or Loki finds out. He's a god. He asked his we can shape-shift" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 4524.4, "text": "Those under her nose all that time" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4530.64, "text": "God Almighty Jesus" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 4534.75, "text": "And Loki is well Loki of actual Norse mythology not the one from the Marvel movies a" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 4542.19, "text": "Trace of normal Norse mythology is the son of giants?" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 4549.27, "text": "But then he's taken in by Odin, I think I" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 4553.92, "text": "Can't remember I need to look that up. I need to brush up on my Norse mythology after this" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4560.64, "text": "Holy crap" }, { "duration": 5.049, "start": 4567.1, "text": "What's up okay, he said we're going home, I want to see if we can go home the waterbed" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 4579.599, "text": "Some other people may be helping people as part of my mom sent us out here - I" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 4585.48, "text": "mean boarded trains to Sparta -" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4589.53, "text": "Loke do" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4592.32, "text": "That's a weird name" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 4597, "text": "At Reyes is a cooler name than Loki, but oh my god" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 4600.44, "text": "I knew the boy had to have a bigger part and everything. I mean everybody did it's" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4604.739, "text": "one of the big mysteries of the game" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 4607.199, "text": "But to hear him be called Loki of all things. I don't think anyone was expecting that" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4614.82, "text": "Holy shit" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 4616.949, "text": "The Scylla a bunch of unanswered questions. We don't know what actually happened to Fay we don't know how she died" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 4623.28, "text": "Or why she dies maybe she saw in her mind that she needed to die for all of this stuff to happen" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 4629.67, "text": "Maybe Ragnarok has to happen actually Ragnarok does have to happen" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4633.57, "text": "but maybe she saw like" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 4635.67, "text": "Kratos and at reyes or Loki or the reason for that and maybe that's what's gonna happen in the next game is that?" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 4642, "text": "Kratos died he's taking on more of the gods and" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 4645.3, "text": "Then you get to play as Loki for another game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4651.929, "text": "Don't know" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4654.48, "text": "We're being oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4657.179, "text": "No ma'am ear" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 4659.639, "text": "Laughs am I glad to see you I believe I've reached my limit for dwarven charm" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 4664.469, "text": "What happened they took an uncomfortable number of measurements and then proceeded to bicker about the weather?" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 4669.869, "text": "What do you want us to take you how about the warm confines of anywhere bloody else?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4675.21, "text": "They took measurements" }, { "duration": 4.6690000000000005, "start": 4681.929, "text": "Continue exploring complete dwarven favors free dragons travel to Moose wilheim and Niflheim" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 4687.389, "text": "Find new items in the shop to get powerful equipment that will allow you to feed all legendary corrupted Valkyries, ooh" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 4694.17, "text": "Locations of all corrupted Valkyries have now been revealed on your map whoo. That's fun" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 4700.23, "text": "Because that was the thing I was looking forward to after all of this" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 4702.77, "text": "I'm glad we can actually just go back and do shit after the game is over. Oh" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 4711.09, "text": "He said we had to go home though, I want to see if anything happens if I go home" }, { "duration": 3.8890000000000002, "start": 4717.75, "text": "To beat the guard taking measurement I wonder if they go to build him a body" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 4723.08, "text": "before we returned to Midgard I should warn you more time has passed the" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 4729.949, "text": "Would you hold up to become something else" }, { "duration": 1.831, "start": 4738.329, "text": "Not just any winter" }, { "duration": 3.409, "start": 4740.16, "text": "When touches time be some us and when it's done" }, { "duration": 1.5899999999999999, "start": 4744.42, "text": "there is" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 4746.01, "text": "Red bra from snow high snow lots more snow" }, { "duration": 4.649, "start": 4751.37, "text": "And then the end of the body in that approximate order another prophecy" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 4756.36, "text": "No, brother prophecy doesn't expect this for a hundred more winters at least you've changed something" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 4762.989, "text": "Prophecy didn't count on you. It never does when crate horses around" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 4767.43, "text": "again" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4768.63, "text": "Symbolizing that he's able to change fate" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 4771.84, "text": "Kratos is a much stronger entity" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 4774.989, "text": "not just physically boy just" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4778.44, "text": "Metaphysically as well he's able to change" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4789.66, "text": "It was bound to snow sooner or later" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 4798.66, "text": "Just" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 4800.1, "text": "Discussing the weather bit of a cold snap lately what he means is" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 4805.739, "text": "Upon us boys the winner to end all winners" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4811.44, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 7.489, "start": 4813.6, "text": "We heard so if you're heading home, try to keep moving and also to not die or if you're not heading home" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4821.61, "text": "same advice yeah" }, { "duration": 4.009, "start": 4824.91, "text": "Okay, let's head home. Let's let's finish it word start" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4831.28, "text": "It's snowing" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 4836.86, "text": "The world is different the world's changed" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4841.78, "text": "Killing a god" }, { "duration": 2.689, "start": 4843.85, "text": "That's what actually makes it all happen oh" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 4848.739, "text": "Wait what am I doing? I have a gate right next to my house, don't I I?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4854.98, "text": "Saw a nobody went back to get the blades" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 4858.34, "text": "Don't each take a boat back that and I don't know where it is" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4870.159, "text": "Okay, it was right there" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 4876.28, "text": "Man this game got crazy towards the end" }, { "duration": 1.861, "start": 4884.949, "text": "Loving gift from the Giants" }, { "duration": 5.989, "start": 4886.81, "text": "Since I used to do so much traveling between realms they thought it would be more convenient for me than having a crystal I could" }, { "duration": 1.75, "start": 4892.8, "text": "lose" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 4894.55, "text": "No" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 4895.63, "text": "Because I wisely fortified myself with 16 cups of billow maidens eel got so inebriated" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 4901.15, "text": "I tried convincing the giant chemicals instead" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 4905.949, "text": "Almost talked them into it too. Did you imagine me mia of the Bifrost?" }, { "duration": 7.49, "start": 4916.09, "text": "Okay, okay, I'll stop now. I love him so much. I think he's my favorite character in the game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4927.01, "text": "We're finally home" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 4929.53, "text": "Feels like a lifetime ago, but drafty, maybe it's a light improvement over having tree bark in the earth Dodger" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4936.58, "text": "This game is gorgeous" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4942.67, "text": "There's the thing I miss" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 4948.56, "text": "Whoa awesome" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 4957.72, "text": "Finally homeboy" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 4959.37, "text": "Don't put your blades back time to rest. I'm gonna sleep through winter" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 4963.62, "text": "Please don't that's three winters apparently we can actually go to bed" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4970.47, "text": "Honey, huh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4972.75, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4976.92, "text": "Sleep" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 4990.39, "text": "Wait what" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5009.33, "text": "Shit" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 5029.46, "text": "Holy fuck there was more oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5039.51, "text": "My god" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 5044.96, "text": "Oh, I am drained" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 5055.29, "text": "What an absolutely phenomenal video game" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 5060.63, "text": "From start to end that's one of the best video games I've ever played" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 5066.449, "text": "So many of the elements all coalesced so perfectly to make it such a rewarding experience" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 5073.56, "text": "Because there's a lot of games who tried this type of thing where they try the whole because this was extremely" }, { "duration": 4.609, "start": 5078.48, "text": "Cinematic this could have been a movie on its own. I mean it kind of is it's basically a" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5083.79, "text": "Norse mythology" }, { "duration": 1.8900000000000001, "start": 5086.13, "text": "movie kind of video game" }, { "duration": 7.79, "start": 5088.02, "text": "If you change Kratos forth or bear the ending like that so much of that is interchangeable his axe even looks like Stormbreaker" }, { "duration": 1.379, "start": 5096.09, "text": "own or" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 5097.469, "text": "Thor's axe or what's his name Billy Ray something?" }, { "duration": 4.6690000000000005, "start": 5101.28, "text": "Has an axe called Stormbreaker, there's like a an act hammer, so I guess that's not really the same thing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5109.17, "text": "Jesus man, where do I even start?" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 5113.429, "text": "First of all as somebody who is an extreme fan of the old god of war games" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 5119.03, "text": "I loved them they were crazy over-the-top" }, { "duration": 1.339, "start": 5122.4, "text": "silly action games" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 5123.739, "text": "And I even got into the story after I was one of the few people who even liked Kratos for what he was" }, { "duration": 1.399, "start": 5129.84, "text": "wasn't an amazing character" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 5131.239, "text": "But I just love watching him terror things apart because it was just so much fun to watch I was extremely apprehensive about this" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 5137.429, "text": "new take on what Kratos was and the new" }, { "duration": 4.309, "start": 5140.58, "text": "Direction the game was going and every time I saw some clips of and everything I was like oh, man" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 5144.889, "text": "They ruined it. They took away all the cool stuff from God of War they took away all the like over-the-top killing Giants" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 5152.25, "text": "And whether there was still some elements of that in the game" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 5155.79, "text": "It was still very far removed from what the old games were those fairness" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 5160.3, "text": "violence is far less bored there was far less of their like climbing Titans and" }, { "duration": 2.449, "start": 5164.44, "text": "Killing Jane's kind of self you still had your elements of it" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 5167.68, "text": "The ball door fight at the start was so awesome that felt lake" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 5171.36, "text": "But I was playing an anime game felt like I was playing a Dragonball fight or making one punch man or something like that" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5176.92, "text": "Watching you fly through so so" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 5179.35, "text": "They changed the scale of stuff in a way that made more sense for this game" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 5184.03, "text": "It wasn't about" }, { "duration": 1.35, "start": 5185.59, "text": "sitting you on top of" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 5186.94, "text": "Kronos and pulling way back out to show you how big chorus was and the tiny little pixel the Kratos was" }, { "duration": 6.889, "start": 5193.09, "text": "They zoomed it in and they showed you how big that was from your point of view and that's a really great change, I think" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 5200.74, "text": "Because it sold a whole lot more" }, { "duration": 1.99, "start": 5202.32, "text": "But having that handheld camera" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 5204.31, "text": "Changed a lot more about the game than I thought it would because having that one long continuous" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 5208.66, "text": "Shot kept you in it, and then watching ball who were puncher into the air you went with trade-offs with him" }, { "duration": 4.979, "start": 5214.17, "text": "And then you kind of felt like what it was like to fall all over the place. Oh that shit was really awesome" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 5220.33, "text": "the direction they took the game this time" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 5222.27, "text": "I think was an incredible decision it could have backfired on them completely it could have been horrible" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 5228.719, "text": "But having Cory barrel dog at the home" }, { "duration": 5.009, "start": 5231.02, "text": "I think him understanding what Kratos was in the past having him try and do it in a different way" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 5236.03, "text": "I don't think he could have gone the other way if he wasn't involved or some of that like if David Jaffe or Cory Barrel" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5242.55, "text": "people who there at its inception" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5248.51, "text": "I knew that was Jeremy Davies" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 5250.8, "text": "On the north and Troy Baker reporting Portman was back through the voice of Zeus" }, { "duration": 6.889, "start": 5255.72, "text": "Jeremy Davies is a really good actor, and he's in used to being lost he was at Daniel Faraday and lost" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5262.61, "text": "And I really enjoyed his" }, { "duration": 1.75, "start": 5265.739, "text": "His character in that" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 5267.489, "text": "was later" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5269.139, "text": "These days is a bit more like" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 5271.809, "text": "Tennessee or a bit more like Corky, and he nailed that character. He was incredible as Baldor" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 5280.749, "text": "But just the way all the elements of the game came together the way the story was interspersed within not only gameplay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5286.38, "text": "But very very good gameplay" }, { "duration": 6.469, "start": 5289.15, "text": "The combat in this game was really really fun to do and they did appear back the the traversal elements" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 5295.619, "text": "It wasn't so much a platformer game anymore because I might play the old" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 5298.809, "text": "God of horror games in like a stream or something just to show you anyone who hasn't played them" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 5302.909, "text": "Or hasn't seen them from start to finish just to show you how different this was" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 5307.57, "text": "It was a lot less jumping around, but oh and loves it I loved it so much" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 5312.48, "text": "I think this might even be my favorite god of war game now" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 5316.929, "text": "And I didn't think anything would top god of war 3 for me because that came was just" }, { "duration": 4.129, "start": 5320.65, "text": "Bananas God of War 3 still has the best opening sequence to any video game. I've ever played" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 5326.219, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 5327.099, "text": "The sound design was amazing the soundtrack was" }, { "duration": 6.049, "start": 5330.429, "text": "Phenomenal Bear McCreary did a very very good job on that that performance capture was out of this world" }, { "duration": 1.73, "start": 5336.88, "text": "Foreman's capture was one of some of the best" }, { "duration": 5.459, "start": 5338.61, "text": "I've seen in a video game, and it was used so well because not only was it like Oh cutscene" }, { "duration": 2.489, "start": 5344.07, "text": "Let's see some cool acting going on and some cool" }, { "duration": 2.669, "start": 5346.559, "text": "Story, elements the fact that they kept it with that camera" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 5349.229, "text": "And it just kind of came down and walked around the characters and keeping you in that moment" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 5354.039, "text": "We're so much better than I ever thought I could and when it does cut" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 5357.519, "text": "Like when you're in the snake's belly and when you come through the doors and all that kind of stuff when it does caught it" }, { "duration": 2.3689999999999998, "start": 5362.61, "text": "Makes a bigger statement than when it doesn't" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 5367.3, "text": "Cause I don't know where to start. It's so good" }, { "duration": 1.471, "start": 5371.139, "text": "having" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 5372.61, "text": "going over krei doses past and going over some of the stuff that he did in his past and some of the stuff that he" }, { "duration": 4.469, "start": 5378.09, "text": "Regrets they humanized him, so well. They made you sympathize with him" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 5382.559, "text": "They made you understand what he had gone to me to make you really buy that he is a different character" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 5387.749, "text": "Which I didn't think they'd be able to do without making it feel forced" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 5391.599, "text": "And the fact that the only alluded to some of his past and didn't shove a whole" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 5396.219, "text": "Troj of shit that he had done. It's kind of like if you played the games you understand this more" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 5401.099, "text": "But if you haven't played the games can use this mystery about Kratos, and how much he has changed" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 5405.719, "text": "And it worked really really well, and then when he pulled out the blades of chaos" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5409.69, "text": "God that was so hyper" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 5412.119, "text": "That was insane because I again being somebody who has played the old game" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 5416.519, "text": "Do you realize how big a deal that is for him to pull those back out how big a change it is?" }, { "duration": 1.379, "start": 5423.57, "text": "And then the twists and turns" }, { "duration": 5.129, "start": 5424.949, "text": "And how they weaved him into Norse mythology and got to tell you Norse mythology while telling its own story" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 5430.599, "text": "Was masterfully done and also giving you those twists and turns and having" }, { "duration": 4.6690000000000005, "start": 5435.55, "text": "Loki be in there being at Reyes and all these different things I was floored and" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5441.699, "text": "again something that I think" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 5443.86, "text": "Was the best part about the gameplay story elements of this game was what I brought up before about when a tre has?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5449.26, "text": "Changed and I'm gonna keep trying to trace" }, { "duration": 2.8689999999999998, "start": 5451.54, "text": "When he changed he started to turn into a little bit of a douchebag" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 5454.409, "text": "And he started to get the cockiness of a god that again being is this what it is to be a god" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 5459.369, "text": "That's exactly what it is to be a god to become egotistical you think you know better you think you're better than all these other" }, { "duration": 4.6690000000000005, "start": 5465.25, "text": "Creations that have come forth and you start getting it into your head that when anything happens you're invincible" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 5470.619, "text": "And that's what Kratos started to feel for a while. It's what all the Greek pantheon felt" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 5474.36, "text": "That's what Odin and Thor feel that they're invincible that anything that happens there above it. They want all the knowledge" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 5479.889, "text": "So that was the pattern going on but within him and he was going through basically god puberty" }, { "duration": 5.009, "start": 5485.34, "text": "and he was trying to come to terms with it was as Mamere said he was a god believing himself mortal and" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 5491.11, "text": "he was" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 5492.01, "text": "Starting to attain his powers so the powers were coming no matter what but because he didn't think he had any powers" }, { "duration": 3.779, "start": 5497.31, "text": "It was destroying him from the inside out so that manifested itself as sickness" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 5501.699, "text": "But then when he actually like having actual control over him was such a genius idea" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 5507.699, "text": "The fact that you had a boy, but boy, I don't get to say boy anymore boy boy boy say a few more times" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 5515.11, "text": "The fact that you had a boy button, and then when it took it away from you it made it" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 5518.82, "text": "It made you abundantly aware of how important" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 5522.36, "text": "It was to have control over him and he is by far the best" }, { "duration": 5.449, "start": 5525.88, "text": "Videogame companion that I have ever played with I played bioshock infinite. I've played The Last of Us" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 5531.329, "text": "I've played all these other games where you have to do escorts and fetch quests" }, { "duration": 3.779, "start": 5535.56, "text": "And you have to do stuff with a companion who's helping you out at Reyes is" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 5540.07, "text": "Far beyond any of these other characters Elly is a good character in the Last of Us" }, { "duration": 3.209, "start": 5544.77, "text": "but when it comes to gameplay she's kind of non-existent, she" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 5548.64, "text": "But you don't have direct control over so they have actual direct control over your companion is a ballsy move" }, { "duration": 3.349, "start": 5553.84, "text": "But he also can't die and at the time you're like well" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 5557.19, "text": "Why can't he die that's a big video game isn't it? But then you realize he's a god it" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 5562.36, "text": "Actually works its way into the narrative" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 5565.12, "text": "It there's so many layers to it. It's like from a video game design standpoint" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 5569.32, "text": "That's so well done and then when he stops listening to you" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 5572.64, "text": "And he starts getting cocky he turns into a douchebag then you realize oh, I'm no control over him anymore" }, { "duration": 6.209, "start": 5577.41, "text": "And then it actually services the story, it's not it doesn't feel cheap. It doesn't feel like it goes against the narrative" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 5583.62, "text": "That's being played the cognitive dissonance that happens between video games" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5589.33, "text": "One of them happens where kratos" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 5591.37, "text": "An example of that and the other side is where kratos is like we're not going to go collect these bones" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 5595.93, "text": "I'm not gonna do that side quest it's stupid" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 5598.54, "text": "but then you can immediately take him and go do that side quest that's kind of the dissonance between the narrative and the gameplay and" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 5605.14, "text": "It kind of fell in that regard, but when at reyes was concerned" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 5608.31, "text": "It worked really really well, and I loved seeing the little peek behind the curtain of how all these things are made and I talked" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 5613.71, "text": "About like the loading screens and everything the same thing happened in the final fight when you're in his hand" }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 5618.43, "text": "He's like don't you feel that that's wind we're moving and then they kind of stop talking who's a few seconds of pause?" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 5623.8, "text": "And then they got shoved out because the game is loading the next scenario behind" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 5628.44, "text": "So all of that stuff is just so well done" }, { "duration": 5.489, "start": 5630.21, "text": "I love seeing the inner workings the inner machinations of how games come together and how it all works together and" }, { "duration": 7.82, "start": 5636.639, "text": "The visuals and their like the shadows and the the shaders and their the occlusion and all that kind of stuff that goes on" }, { "duration": 1.43, "start": 5645.01, "text": "It's just fascinating to me" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 5646.44, "text": "And I think kind of having an interest in that not fully knowing how they're made like the coding and everything" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5651.67, "text": "But how hard it is to do certain" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 5654.67, "text": "Render elements like that playing a game like this really does open your eyes because there's a lot of stuff" }, { "duration": 7.439, "start": 5659.4, "text": "They're doing in this game in a in such a huge scale that is so beyond everything else. It's bananas" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 5666.84, "text": "It's crazy. I can't believe they actually pulled it off like the giant snake all the time in the background" }, { "duration": 4.009, "start": 5672.73, "text": "He doesn't just show up for certain elements, and then he like fades away into the background" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 5676.739, "text": "And you just see him in the distance he's there. He's in the environment. He's a living breathing element in that world and" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 5683.469, "text": "That's nuts I loved that they did that they took so many" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 5687.76, "text": "Ballsy moves in this game and it all paid off. It's absolutely worth" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 5692.679, "text": "The hype that everyone was building up for him" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 5694.92, "text": "I am blown away by this video game, and that's why I keep saying that it's a very good video game" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 5699.88, "text": "Because there's so many elements in this then video games do so well" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 5704.02, "text": "and it marries so many different elements of so many other video games and movies and everything like there's a lot of elements of the" }, { "duration": 1.379, "start": 5710.82, "text": "road if you very much" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 5712.199, "text": "That's like one of the very few books that I've actually read is the road and I love it so our post-apocalyptic" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 5717.639, "text": "Father-son story, and there's a lot of elements of that in this" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 5721.9, "text": "And you can kind of see it or like there's a movie about that that gay" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 5726.48, "text": "Or that book as well called the road has Viggo Mortenson everyone in Lord of the Rings. It's a good movie as well" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 5734.32, "text": "But you can see some elements of that in it you can see some elements bugs" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 5738.34, "text": "Like the last over Synod, you can see very heavily influenced elements of Dark Souls and blood-borne" }, { "duration": 5.779, "start": 5745, "text": "You can see elements on their own past of old god of war against the elements of so many different things in it" }, { "duration": 2.089, "start": 5750.88, "text": "Like the world design was very god of war" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 5753.55, "text": "and the puzzles and things like that the gameplay itself feels a lot like the" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 5758.8, "text": "The world itself through the discovery of it, and how you interact with it and the combat feels a lot like tearing silence" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 5764.77, "text": "And the father saw a journey and kind of the companion element felt a lot like The Last of Us" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 5770.91, "text": "So I'm sure they were influenced by a lot of different things that were so many other" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 5774.969, "text": "Influences from so many other different video games they were just the ones that kind of popped out to me" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5778.9, "text": "As we were going through it" }, { "duration": 3.409, "start": 5781.06, "text": "And there's elements of like like anime in it" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 5785.35, "text": "like some of the fights and some of the stuff that" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 5788.44, "text": "Kratos was doing like putting the shield down hitting the ground" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 5791.46, "text": "That's so Captain America from the new Marvel movies" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 5794.199, "text": "So you can see elements of that and the way they're beating the crap out of each other as well" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 5798.31, "text": "Kratos vs. Balder was very cap vs.. Bookie" }, { "duration": 5.389, "start": 5801.79, "text": "So there's a lot of elements like that as well as my taking out from the movies, and it didn't feel cheap" }, { "duration": 2.31, "start": 5807.179, "text": "It didn't feel like they were ripping them off. It felt like okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5809.8, "text": "That's a cool thing that you're doing we're gonna" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 5812.079, "text": "Be influenced by that and take it and make it our own thing and it worked so well" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 5815.82, "text": "I like these all these are the movies and games and everything are obviously" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 5820.119, "text": "Toy influenced from other things as well like Dark Souls draws heavily from old Zelda games" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 5825.699, "text": "The Last of Us draws heavily from like" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 5828.579, "text": "like other movies uncharted" }, { "duration": 2.569, "start": 5831.4, "text": "And takes a lot from Indiana Jones different things like that" }, { "duration": 6.859, "start": 5835.449, "text": "But it implemented them so very very well, and I'm again. I I can talk about this all day" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 5844.059, "text": "And gush about it all day. There's there's so much to talk about it" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 5847.619, "text": "I'd I'd love to sit down and talk about this stuff with people who know video game design and who know movies and you know" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 5854.17, "text": "Story and pacing, but that's one thing I want to talk about as well as the pacing in this game" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 5859.809, "text": "90% of the pacing in this game was very very well done. It was just towards the end it felt like" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 5865.239, "text": "Little hurdles you were hitting kind of got in the way it felt like" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 5869.05, "text": "Like doing the stuff where you had to go to your prime and then like oh we're finally here" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 5873.239, "text": "No, we broke the door. Oh we go back here, and now we got this thing. No you don't have a travel crystal" }, { "duration": 1.4100000000000001, "start": 5878.55, "text": "Oh, well, where do we get it? Oh?" }, { "duration": 0.389, "start": 5879.96, "text": "well" }, { "duration": 1.69, "start": 5880.349, "text": "We have to go get your second light" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 5882.039, "text": "Some stuff like that if they kept it going a little bit longer would have definitely" }, { "duration": 6.62, "start": 5886.329, "text": "Started to slow down the pacing so some stuff towards the end slowed it down a small bit, but it still felt" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 5893.829, "text": "It still felt like the pacing was just really really good and giving you the ability to go off and explore as much as you" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 5899.28, "text": "Want taking a break from that story going out and exploring then you're like well?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5903.69, "text": "I want to kind of know what's gonna happen next in the story" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 5906.219, "text": "You set your own pace" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 5907.869, "text": "and I think it did a pretty good job of it in the series of setting the pace and showing you just enough of the" }, { "duration": 6.959, "start": 5912.599, "text": "World but also keeping on the story and keeping the dad and boy together. I think that was really good and" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 5920.32, "text": "This is such a father a good father-son story" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5924.67, "text": "They did it really really well" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 5927.789, "text": "Seeing Kratos go from someone who can't even put his hand on his son's shoulder" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 5935.219, "text": "To the very end not even prompting not even making a big deal out" }, { "duration": 2.25, "start": 5938.76, "text": "But it was a couple of times towards the end that I was very aware of" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 5941.409, "text": "Right before we got to the money before he took off his wrappings. He put his hand upon" }, { "duration": 5.419, "start": 5945.849, "text": "Petraeus's back and there was a moment earlier on when a trace of turning into Shipman that he wanted to do that" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 5951.4, "text": "But a trace ran ahead, so these are very very" }, { "duration": 1.259, "start": 5955.36, "text": "clearly" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 5956.619, "text": "Showing you elements of how the story is progressing and then at the end it was just beautiful great father-son company Oh" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 5966.969, "text": "Butcher at us, are you ready yeah, but I had the weirdest dream" }, { "duration": 7.939, "start": 5972.849, "text": "Fimbulwinter was ending and Thor came for us here at the house. It was only a dream, but it felt different" }, { "duration": 1.741, "start": 5981.909, "text": "It felt real" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5983.65, "text": "it felt like" }, { "duration": 1.621, "start": 5985.719, "text": "the future" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5987.34, "text": "Then we will worry about it tomorrow" }, { "duration": 3.049, "start": 5990.219, "text": "Today there are still things we can do" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5993.969, "text": "Come oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 5996.76, "text": "Shit so you can see the future" }, { "duration": 5.299, "start": 6001.65, "text": "So all that stuff he was talking about before maybe he will turn into a wolf, maybe he's even seeing his own future" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 6009.059, "text": "Damn so that wasn't actually a thing that happened" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 6013.26, "text": "The game didn't just end there because I was I was thinking how are they going to just come back?" }, { "duration": 4.589, "start": 6017.659, "text": "Will it just come back and then it'll be normal so that didn't actually happen now that was a premonition that" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 6022.499, "text": "Was Future Sight on a traces behalf oh?" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 6025.679, "text": "That's clever. You clever developers, and I am" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 6030.179, "text": "Okay, what a pause in case they start talking again? I'm very curious to see" }, { "duration": 3.169, "start": 6034.59, "text": "How much of this game because then they started to realize oh?" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 6038.459, "text": "They could see the future because she was a giant" }, { "duration": 5.869, "start": 6040.92, "text": "So she was drawing all over the place cuz I was wondering why are there just markings everywhere we can climb she drew them" }, { "duration": 2.09, "start": 6047.189, "text": "She's telling you where to climb her to go" }, { "duration": 1.199, "start": 6049.92, "text": "and" }, { "duration": 5.45, "start": 6051.119, "text": "Technically anything you do in the game. Then is the path that she foretold cuz everything you do in the game" }, { "duration": 1.529, "start": 6056.57, "text": "You don't actually have control over" }, { "duration": 1.27, "start": 6058.099, "text": "That's all fate" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 6059.369, "text": "Laid out before you so anything you do even if you go off to try and change it take the clay you're not changing anything" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 6064.369, "text": "Cuz that's what fey drew on the wall" }, { "duration": 4.709, "start": 6066.98, "text": "and the writing on the things telling you to throw your weapon into the lake that was her ah" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 6072.989, "text": "boom" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 6075.69, "text": "Damn" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 6076.83, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 6078.03, "text": "It is kind of sad we didn't get to see Thor note what we did see Thor" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 6081.26, "text": "But we didn't get to see them actually in the game, but I guess they're setting up for the next game. Oh" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 6086.85, "text": "Very interesting" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 6088.83, "text": "but something else I was gonna say that now I can't remember I" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 6093.63, "text": "Don't know I could talk all day about this game" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 6095.66, "text": "And I will talk more about the game cuz I don't this is the end of the story" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 6099.35, "text": "This is the the technical end of the series ten episodes, and we finally reached the end" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 6104.31, "text": "And I'm so glad people liked the series. I'm so glad people liked the episodes" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 6107.81, "text": "I was worried about taking on a game that was this long. That's why I made the episodes longer now.." }, { "duration": 3.029, "start": 6112.43, "text": "I'm glad I did because it feels I could get nothing done even in those two hours.." }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 6116.19, "text": "but.." }, { "duration": 1.85, "start": 6117.57, "text": "I'm just so happy with this series!" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 6119.42, "text": "And how it turned out it's one of my favorite series that I've ever done on the channel and so thankful that you were here.." }, { "duration": 6.509, "start": 6123.89, "text": "To watch it, so thankful for the developers and Sony for sending me the code. I'm being cool with me uploading this game!" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 6130.4, "text": "I'm so happy with the pace. I took with it how much I explored there's still more to do!" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 6136.25, "text": "I am going to end the official series here." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 6138.98, "text": "But I would probably come back and do some stuff.." }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 6141.239, "text": "With side missions and everything in a separate kind of stream or a video or whatever.." }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 6146.489, "text": "But that does it for the story part of this game for now I I do want to do everything else I do want to.." }, { "duration": 2.01, "start": 6152.3, "text": "Get all the trophies. I want to get all the the" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 6155.07, "text": "Valkyries, there's I just want to play more and more and more and more. I don't want it to end here, but for now.." }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 6160.739, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the boy" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 6167.7, "text": "Like a boy!" }, { "duration": 0.871, "start": 6171.409, "text": "And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x**" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 6172.8, "text": "Gosh, but thank you boys And I will See you boys!" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 6175.5, "text": "boy! IN THE NEXT BOY! (video!)~" }, { "duration": 13.52, "start": 6179.38, "text": "(Outros)- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe - (Thanks for this watching for us!)" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 6193.4, "text": "I couldn't end the series without saying more boys boy boy boy on a mission (:" } ]

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I Built A Giant POTATO In Minecraft - Part 29

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Fuj0hOVXFSs

2024-11-29T10:37:10.373586

ddaeng ddaeng papa morning island smack a bell with a potato and the world will be yours smile brightly today everybody we're still at the woodland mansion I still need to figure out how the Freak I'm gonna get home it's gonna take me forever I was actually gonna go and do it off camera and then just start this episode back home but people told me that I missed a lot in this place the Obsidian thing that I found upstairs outside inside it is a diamond like a diamond block which I think you need 9 diamonds to make so I might just break the obsidian to get that and take me forever because I don't have a diamond pickaxe I would love if I could get enough oh okay my plan write it all there okay get your sketch box out okay whatever a parapet okay break obsidian block only enough to get to the diamond block I'll be able to get the diamond block with my iron pickaxe getting the diamond block with my iron pickaxe means that I can turn that diamond block into nine diamonds what can I do at nine diamonds make a diamond pickaxe for making time my pickaxe I can get the rest of the obsidian hopefully I have enough to build a nether portal near here so I can get home fast my god this plan is beautiful MA I've never seen a plan more beautiful in my entire life I didn't write a single thing down but also apparently I missed a lot of stuff just in this place but I didn't know about yeah I smacked you I smack you zombie I smack you until you die from dead okay so nothing through that wall I need to just art breaking walls to see what's in what maybe this is a secret hidden treasures all over the place this is not a secret hidden treasure this is lies is there more secret hidden treasures anywhere okay that's downstairs just break all the rooms okay so far no secret treasures this is just a regular room wait where do I not get treasures apparently this supposed to be like full treasure rooms in this mansion and I just don't have any it's game doesn't like me it's cuz I'm Irish the games are racist it doesn't want me to have fun or joy it does want me to have potatoes though so I thank it for that anything in the middle here this place is so confusing where am I in what's out who do keep breaking walls until light comes in I can't see dip in here man aah oh wait I could just do this good you little Richie why are you doing hiding rich come on fight with the rest of us yeah got him no thanks creepies no thanks I don't want a creeper I have a dog already this is poops great a tiny bit of iron and a cat song oh so happy Jeepers Creepers oh man okay just do that whatever see if I care just destroy the whole place actually oh god I could just make a bunch of tea and tea and planting everywhere and burn the whole place down but that's what I would call epic Enderman what are you doing in my house this is my house now I have to feed it the house okay come on blob okay that actually that helped a lot thank you I do need ender balls he gave me one Denis you didn't give me anything mr. zombie anything except disappointment dang it that's right anything behind all this wolf or do I have to burn this place to the ground if I don't find go treasure I am burning this entire mansion to the ground you heard it here first I didn't want to have to resort to violence but peace was never an option nothing oh my burning fingers are tingling oh yes come on outside babies it's great get a nice tan out here follow me outside No they're paying for their insolence your trash nor your place what was that that's gonna say it's almost like Chuck is here Chuck spies I see you can't fool me look at them laying eggs sleeper agents trying to do the bidding of Chuck I'm on to you chickens never keeping a chicken alive in this game again don't trust anyone except not even yourself actually there's nobody is there anything inside the cat destroy the cat close one really you just have an entire sculpture of a cat for no reason what is minecraft and why is minecraft ways minecraft so mean to me what did I do this is the only secret room that I found damn it all screw it I'm destroying this what's the easiest way to get into it is it two blocks no matter where I go yeah that would probably make sense right if it's right in the middle damn it okay this is gonna take forever but hopefully I can get some diamond out of this at least then then I'll have gotten some totems of undying and some diamond so it's not a total waste it's not a total loss I didn't go to Mickey D's and ask for a Big Mac and come home with a chicken tender no I went to McDonald's nice for a Big Mac he came home with Lake is succulent burger not the one I wanted but it's what I got oh my god is this ever gonna break will it break can it break or do I need diamond oh oh it's changing is it I don't know I think I'm going crazy oh my god it actually does break oh that took forever here we go round two I'm in it I'm in the game now I'm not letting anybody change my focus thank god the other jacks aren't here they were they were really breaking my focus I felt so alone without them but now I realized that they were trying to steal my secrets I know what I'm doing anymore it's hard fake minecraft entertain heat when you're sitting here smacking box all day and you're stuck in a woodland mansion it takes you 15 thousand blocks to get all there is I got it the diamond block okay now I have to actually Google to see if I can break a diamond block with an iron pickaxe can i mine diamond [Music] block with iron pickaxe I don't need to write in Minecraft on this one a pic made of iron will mine all ores but still that's not what I asked diamond blocks can only be successfully mined with a diamond their iron pickaxe here we go baby oh yeah oh it's happening what is going on with my textures I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it I just I just don't want to talk about it why why did the game it says right here diamond blocks can only be mined successfully with an iron or diamond pickaxe to get the diamonds back simply put the diamond block at the crafting grid to split it into nine diamonds then why didn't it work that was that was supposed to be my ticket hole I was supposed to get the diamond block to turn it into diamond so I could get a diamond pickaxe to get the obsidian so I could use the obsidian what's that it's back its back its back to normal Oh potato gods you smile upon me this day thank you thank you overlords thank you and thank you that the power of saving my world locally and not ruining the entire game I just refer to my safe because I'm not losing that block okay it's not cheating all they did was like blue quit the game and load it back up again okay so since my freaking I was using a stone pickaxe us don't pickaxe oh my god if I used my eyes in this game I'd be dangerous you know that buying game you win this round you do excuse me I'm trying to have a conversation with the game bouche gosh nice okay so we may be back exactly where the episode started but it's fine because I didn't really actually I didn't find anything in this godforsaken dump anyway so let's make no wonder it took all absolute day to break those blocks I was using a stone pickaxe I didn't even realize stone is not shiny iron is shiny Oh God could you imagine if that was a lava hole okay that's the only time I'm going to revert my save because that really got to me oh my god oh my god yes what should I get rid of bones why not no one needs bones okay plan got get Jack home is still ago people all right I don't want to hear it I'll turn this minecraft around if I have to can so aggressive it's it's real hurt in this place case you almost destroyed my bed which I call home you freaking dinky I didn't want to call him that but he forced my hon okay okay let's put this in here and make nine diamonds yes yes gamers yes and then we make the diamond pickaxe oh let's mine some obsidian gamers let's go gamers let's go let's go gamers let's go hit like button cuz this is so much faster I carefully try to mine all this obsidian with the stone pickaxe oh what a fool I was no wonder the cavemen don't exist anymore because they they vanished after using all the crappy stone instruments alright so I need one doozy nine ten ten obsidian and then I can go home we also need flint and steel yeah we might as well just take it all we're here it'll come in handy cuz I might make a bunch of nether portals wait that'll be Oh so let's go through the nether - both actually yeah that was my plan all along what am I talking about Gary how many over the speed 14:56 17 it'd be 19 total if I had a diamond pickaxe to begin with if it was 20 I could have made two portals am i doing that math ie two in the bottom two on the top city decides three inside yeah it's a ten it'd be nice if I only had to use nine whatever what are you gonna do huh not every Sunday is a picnic where did you start from wait a creeper exploded down here and they all just started pouring out where did you come from weird like that I just need gravel there it is yeah baby oh nice okay where do you need gravel Sean you may ask well silly Nam khun's so we can get it Flint or at least that's the hope quit yes get rid of this no one likes this this looks like as good a place as I need to build a nether portal don't you think CHUM's so it's - yeah and then do I have any other blocks these will do nicely yeah I haven't built another portal in a while because I hate it there yeah that looks about right and then we build a flint and steel Baboosh key and then we do a little bit of this could we get some epic potato God sounds thank you thank you very much now before I go before I leave this hellhole I have one thing that I want to do I am burning this entire place I might burn it all down I'm gonna just burn chunks of this oh sorry you're gonna have to wait your turn you're gonna have to burn in the fiery pits well okay well no this is getting away from me and it's actually starting to burn across here and it might actually get in to where my portal is and that's that's that's not what I want maybe I should have started the fire little further away I'm quite nervous the fire is scaring me now get rid of rotten flesh and keep the bed yikes Mayday Mayday we have a problem but I'd be lying if I didn't say that this is extremely satisfied everything burns including me apparently oh I've sandwich myself in oh my god this place went up like toilet paper oh oh okay set this room on fire set it all on fire maybe make an escape hatch so I don't burn oh well now you'll uncover your secrets to me ya big wooden [ __ ] sweet Jesus oh sweet Jesus the whole place is literally going down from a couple of sparks oh I actually didn't think that it would burn so efficiently well I'll be off then good looking out don't let me near a pack of matches that's the lesson we've all learned here today isn't it yes yes indeed Oh Oh God holy hell hey I did not mean for this to happen I think I'm gonna be on the local news crazy Irishman burns down giant mansion in might defense I thought it would be cool and it is oh sweet lord yeah what rooms have you got to heighten out my Porton still find though we'll just just jump into that portal anyway who knows where to come out in the nether but it's there oh no no I think you don't do that jeepers nice and toasty warm I know a bunch of you at home are probably like Jack you shouldn't have burned it down to probably had blah blah blah don't care don't care my way if playing minecraft is way more fun this is beautiful oh wait are you one of the poopy chests the ones that actually didn't have anything in them prepared the storage yep well you know what that means look dark in here why don't I brighten things up a bit I really had other plans for this episode by the way there's there's more stuff that I want to do this is just really fun and something that needed to happen okay my friend and seal is gone so my my mayhem can only go so far oh the portal is my workbench that's insane it's very anything secret laying around God burning down the whole mansion was way more fun than exploring it what does it say about me come on you have to admit that that's cool I think it's super epic where is the obsidian thing oh it's in that room over there I didn't burn it all down we do chests not burn oh my god will I actually be able to find all the chests if there actually are any secret ones around this might work out way better for me should you just do this from the beginning just jump in flint and steel one wall and then see the whole mayhem ensue that's that's Jack septic tip for a woodland mansions the normal way is lame Wow most of it is gone didn't seem like I missed a whole lot it feels like I got all the rooms people some people are saying that like woodland mansions can have a lot of treasure in them I guess I just didn't find one well I've had my fun I think I've had my fair share of this place I'm dedicated way too much time to it it's time to head out let's go through no I'll keep you there just in case we die in here Oh God Oh God Oh God oh god what was it doing that was so weird oh yeah where's my boat where's my boat come at me ha ok come at me again my guys suck those are sooo close excuse me big boys technically told me I don't need to fight you but Andy meds oh I do need those ok come at me come at me I do need to fight some Enderman I do need ender balls because I need to start making a portal to fight Andy dragon and also nether chests or whatever they're called ender chests let you again OOP here to fight me Faina fight your brother Hey oh god it broke Oh No this might actually be kind of bad hi drink that oh I I was talking to him not me Oh God okay okay okay okay Oh God oh Jesus this is a terrible idea away they jump over here dammit okay please fun please fun it's fine you're in your pads you're in your bag why do they jump I knew I couldn't because of my health myself right there okay okay do not fall in lava you numpty okay got my stuff got my stuff got my stuff okay put that on put everything on but everything you can on okay let's let's rearrange a little bit diamond pickaxe yes please use the same one I don't know if I should try fighting you screw it yes yes and double yes Andy pearls that's what I need gamers that is exactly what I need okay okay okay I think the other Enderman is gone it's probably scared of me cuz he saw me jump from a great height and die and then come back he's probably he can never be killed ok where am I I have no idea where's my other portal I have it saved on my computer somewhere I should really look it up but I should also take a screenshot this one so I could remember where I am okay I have to get I'm at - 1900 - 1800 I need to get to 29 - 6 ok so that direction gotcha gotcha how's it going Lance how re-created good good to hear it also did you guys see the the Minecraft Update thing they're talking about in I think it's October actually so very very soon they're gonna add another update there's got to be nether biomes so we won't just be going through the nether and seeing just the same blocks over and over again we'll actually see like forests and stuff in the nether in Minecraft I'm really excited about because the nether is kind of boring right now you literally only come here to get blaze rods I think it'll be cool it'd be cool to have a reason to come into the nether and build like a nether base and stuff like that yes even the nether though dudes you're gonna you're gonna die in there you're gonna get hurt ease there you go there you go oh we can see the shower there they're immune to fire damage so oh I interrupted your shower I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't meet you I didn't meet you I'm just on my way I'm trying to find my way home I don't get GPS signal in the nether in the Netherlands it sucks it's a heck and minecraft whoo nether fortress hello I don't need another fortress right now though this would have been cool ages ago right now I just need to get home Oh what's the easiest way off this heck hole caught myself oh my god another nether fortress whoa I was just running along wait this isn't the one I found already is it alright we'll see you when I check this chest I still don't know who what can I get rid of to quartz why not I never ever use it what's the quartz used for is it good for anything okay let's just look around this for a little bit I might still go on the right way oh this is really starting to cover a lot of ground for me hell yeah I mean heck heck the minecraft gods are gonna be angry with me okay oh god oh god oh god oh god could you give me some skulls sir what did they all right I just picked up the nether block that I put up dang it I thought I got there the wither skull from him there for a second if I get three of those against some of the wither okay I kind of want to mess me up but it's part of the fun another nether fortress I couldn't even find one before wait this might actually be the one that I have looted already maybe now I don't remember this and I definitely destroyed all those in my one so nether fortress is four days now god I don't want any no thanks I'm good I'm all full up on the old AB burny burny there nice scotum I can do that too look Oh God maybe not on fire but I can certainly be menacing hahaha look I survived and I only got mildly permanently injured but if gold no one wants gold gold sucks oh my god I see stuff I've built I'm close Dirty's there's my portal oh god I'm almost home oh Jesus this has taken me all day what how long it actually did take me coming can we get some stats up on the board I haven't recorded the whole thing way too long well I've been a bit silly with how I actually got back as well like this this is not a clever way to get there oh sweet mama oh sweet mama I'm proud of myself for spending this long in the nether without falling into a hole all right do both of these bring me back homers one of these bring me to a foreign place yes challenge complete subspace bubble what what subspace bubble for oh hey guys Oh oh my god you are all broken I think this is doesn't use the resource pack before and then I switched back because some things were weird and I didn't like it and now you're all broken oh no oh oh finally Finbar how's it going there lies asleep whatever you just know greatness when he sees it oh god I can't wait see my dogs can't see my dogs there's Sam Sampson she's on how are you guys doing oh god I thought you didn't have a nametag there for a second oh it feels good to be back oh it feels good to be home oh yes we can rest easy my holy jesus that took a long time I have four totems of undying right now that is excelente because that means it's weird as well that means I have a lot of chances to kill an Ender Dragon and I'm ammo homegoing do that now I want to make ender eye okay so I have seven of them now I think I needed nine there's pretty damn good we're very very close to being able to do this epic gamers 528 diamonds my god most explore map I don't mean I found what that had was boring oh okay okay what do we what are we doing guys that's the first order of business nothing back they picked up no I'm just so excited to be here I survived oh yes oh yes oh yes ding ding ding top of morning to everybody back home god it really feels like it's been forever since I've been in this tiny base tiny base to some what I meant to say it's not a tiny base it's a glorious monotonous not monotonous I've been away too long I'm hungry glad you guys are sticking around you know ever since I left the first few times I was getting a little worried if you'd ever stay around again but I'm really glad that you guys are saying to keep them company I'm also really good at the Jura State I don't really need what you're offering anymore so I might change you I need to start building out a whole area for for villagers and everything god I am actually really hungry I can't concentrate I need to build out a whole place for villagers if you guys have any cool sort of schematics for how that would look that'll be really nice I would like to bring people in here and set them all up in here and like put villagers all in here with jobs but I can't do that because I don't know how to get them into this area and I said build a rail system or something but that takes forever in celebration of making it back home after that long hello fence cow you doing good wait where is he where is he [Applause] chuk chuk alas chicken come here wait hold on you come here you dagnabbit I saw your sleeper agents I saw them out in the front I saw there by the woodland mansion but you know what I did I burned it to the ground I also took their eggs and slaughtered every single one of them how do you like that huh have some rotten flesh this is the rotten flesh of your compatriots your trash nor your place Chuck come here come here see this that you just laid you see what this is all I see are a bunch of lies not even good enough for the river chuck that will went right into a creepers ass you'll never get them love you want I'm gonna do some for the turtles that I should have done a long time ago they oh god I'm all broken they have some some grass there but what I'm gonna give them is some sand but give them some sand they might actually spawn some babies and then we'd have a whole bunch of teeny tiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles okay gamer and I protein bar I'm all good for another hour nerd session nothing stops a gamer okay so put some sand and I have sea grass right can I feed you did we go there we go did you do it I thought I just fed both oh there we go [Music] what is that um what have you got underneath you that's not a baby what are you doing where's my game bro you want to lay eggs oh god do I actually need like a specific is this not egg worthy do they need something else in here to make four eggs I gave you sad what more do you want more sand okay you got it wait wait I get it I get it I get it I think I know what needs to happen I'm going to build a little island here little island in the aquarium is that is that enough wait you can't actually fit there can you I don't know I don't know what you need make babies please so apparently this will not work either and you know what I am livid I have made this place a home for you tried my best slaved away to make you my slaves to do my bidding and make babies what do I get in return no babies fine that's it you're just gonna have to live there with a pregnant belly from now on that's how life is now in celebration of coming all the way back from the nether unscathed I'm gonna reward myself I'm gonna build a giant potato something the people have been asking for for a long time I thought the giant pint of Guinness was enough to solidify just how Irish this place is but no giant potato okay I don't really know how to start this I need to look up what a potato looks like in the game these are baked potatoes those are different I don't know how to adapt scale to what I want let me see what a potato looks like let's make it 3 2 1 scale it's gonna lay down a template right now 3 2 1 scale so that would mean that every for every pixel there would be three i think i'm flawless on this and i actually don't know how this is gonna work out let me I have a picture of a potato up on the screen I'm just gonna make this what if we build I've needed a place for my guys what if we build a potato here and I build it into the mountain is that good or is that your big brain right now I don't know I just I realize that I'm kind of running out of space here and I don't want it here skewered and nobody can see it so what I've had a place to put it then over here obscured [Music] [Music] you guys ready for the biggest potato of your life have a potato in your head thinking about a potato wait I'll give you a little refresher this is what a potato looks like see this little potato right here see that just a picture that in your head that beautiful perfect little tuber all right you got that in your head you know what that looks like why am i spitting all over myself behold the great potato [Laughter] exactly look like that other one but I got lazy turns out building a giant potato out of wood takes a really long time and it's really hard to do so keep jumping down to be like great so then I got bored just filled up the entire thing one color but I am an artiste an Irish artiste I built the perfect spud for the perfect world the shape is actually to scale of the other one but everything else is not I really tried my best I'm proud of it none of you could take that away from me boy I need my thingies back no up here you drop a trident I don't think you actually can unless you have a trident in your hand it would be epic that'd be awesome that'll be the greatest day of my life thing Oh things are really starting to look up here in Ireland so what I want to do for this is that I want it I want to build something in this so maybe maybe take out to hear God my textures are [ __ ] and then do something like this no I mean take all the way in take all the way in and then we'd have some sort of like cool doorway going it maybe you can actually make doors that kind of look like the rest of this I left some of these you could put down some more stripped spruce logs I don't know we'll make it look epic we'll make it look cool no no it looks like it looks like a face it looks like a giant chicken nugget that's what it looks like but it's not if anyone comes up to you in the street and says that's a giant chicken of it slap them in the face and tell them no Irish noises dating ding that's a potato how dare now I need a way of sending us off I have the best idea if I put this down it hits both so there is a way of doing this forget our redstone works but I'm gonna do it this is this is my calling this is what it's been all about this entire time you know what whatever they need a ding a ding a ring to myself [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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upstairs" }, { "duration": 6.73, "start": 27.349, "text": "outside inside it is a diamond like a" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 30.81, "text": "diamond block which I think you need 9" }, { "duration": 4.621, "start": 34.079, "text": "diamonds to make so I might just break" }, { "duration": 2.849, "start": 37.23, "text": "the obsidian to get that and take me" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 38.7, "text": "forever because I don't have a diamond" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 40.079, "text": "pickaxe I would love if I could get" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 43.35, "text": "enough oh okay my plan write it all" }, { "duration": 4.981, "start": 46.379, "text": "there okay get your sketch box out okay" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 48.539, "text": "whatever a parapet okay break obsidian" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 51.36, "text": "block only enough to get to the diamond" }, { "duration": 9.600999999999999, "start": 53.309, "text": "block I'll be able to get the diamond" }, { "duration": 8.669, "start": 55.92, "text": "block with my iron pickaxe getting the" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 62.91, "text": "diamond block with my iron pickaxe means" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 64.589, "text": "that I can turn that diamond block into" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 66.54, "text": "nine diamonds what can I do at nine" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 68.52, "text": "diamonds make a diamond pickaxe for" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 71.52, "text": "making time my pickaxe I can get the" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 72.81, "text": "rest of the obsidian hopefully I have" }, { "duration": 8.519, "start": 74.85, "text": "enough to build a nether portal near" }, { "duration": 8.009, "start": 78.54, "text": "here so I can get home fast my god this" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 83.369, "text": "plan is beautiful MA I've never seen a" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 86.549, "text": "plan more beautiful in my entire life I" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 88.77, "text": "didn't write a single thing down but" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 91.439, "text": "also apparently I missed a lot of stuff" }, { "duration": 8.699, "start": 93.06, "text": "just in this place but I didn't know" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 97.68, "text": "about yeah I smacked you I smack you" }, { "duration": 5.671, "start": 101.759, "text": "zombie I smack you until you die from" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 104.46, "text": "dead okay so nothing through that wall I" }, { "duration": 4.979, "start": 107.43, "text": "need to just art breaking walls to see" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 109.53, "text": "what's in what maybe this is a secret" }, { "duration": 3.261, "start": 112.409, "text": "hidden treasures all over the place" }, { "duration": 4.7010000000000005, "start": 115.869, "text": "this is not a secret hidden treasure" }, { "duration": 3.171, "start": 117.399, "text": "this is lies" }, { "duration": 5.291, "start": 120.659, "text": "is there more secret hidden treasures" }, { "duration": 5.461, "start": 123.399, "text": "anywhere okay that's downstairs just" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 125.95, "text": "break all the rooms okay so far no" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 128.86, "text": "secret treasures this is just a regular" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 131.98, "text": "room wait where do I not get treasures" }, { "duration": 6.929, "start": 136.42, "text": "apparently this supposed to be like full" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 138.16, "text": "treasure rooms in this mansion and I" }, { "duration": 4.651, "start": 143.349, "text": "just don't have any it's game doesn't" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 146.08, "text": "like me it's cuz I'm Irish" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 148, "text": "the games are racist it doesn't want me" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 151.06, "text": "to have fun or joy it does want me to" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 153.97, "text": "have potatoes though so I thank it for" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 155.44, "text": "that anything in the middle here this" }, { "duration": 8.849, "start": 159.64, "text": "place is so confusing where am I in" }, { "duration": 7.289, "start": 163.51, "text": "what's out who do keep breaking walls" }, { "duration": 6.931, "start": 168.489, "text": "until light comes in I can't see dip in" }, { "duration": 9.391, "start": 170.799, "text": "here man aah oh wait I could just do" }, { "duration": 8.159, "start": 175.42, "text": "this good you little Richie why are you" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 180.19, "text": "doing hiding rich come on fight with the" }, { "duration": 8.821, "start": 183.579, "text": "rest of us yeah got him" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 187.23, "text": "no thanks creepies no thanks I don't" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 192.4, "text": "want a creeper I have a dog already" }, { "duration": 14.01, "start": 196.72, "text": "this is poops great a tiny bit of iron" }, { "duration": 16.951, "start": 201.489, "text": "and a cat song oh so happy Jeepers" }, { "duration": 9.33, "start": 210.73, "text": "Creepers oh man okay just do that" }, { "duration": 8.84, "start": 218.44, "text": "whatever see if I care" }, { "duration": 7.22, "start": 220.06, "text": "just destroy the whole place actually" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 228.209, "text": "oh god I could just make a bunch of tea" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 233.04, "text": "and tea and planting everywhere and burn" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 234.659, "text": "the whole place down but that's what I" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 239.43, "text": "would call epic Enderman what are you" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 242.879, "text": "doing in my house this is my house now I" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 246.42, "text": "have to feed it the house okay come on" }, { "duration": 11.551, "start": 250.079, "text": "blob okay that actually that helped a" }, { "duration": 12.359, "start": 254.31, "text": "lot thank you I do need ender balls he" }, { "duration": 9.23, "start": 261.63, "text": "gave me one Denis you didn't give me" }, { "duration": 8.131, "start": 266.669, "text": "anything mr. zombie anything except" }, { "duration": 5.589, "start": 270.86, "text": "disappointment dang it" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 274.8, "text": "that's right anything behind all this" }, { "duration": 7.111, "start": 276.449, "text": "wolf or do I have to burn this place to" }, { "duration": 5.369, "start": 280.8, "text": "the ground if I don't find go treasure I" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 283.56, "text": "am burning this entire mansion to the" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 286.169, "text": "ground you heard it here first I didn't" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 288.69, "text": "want to have to resort to violence but" }, { "duration": 7.83, "start": 290.28, "text": "peace was never an option" }, { "duration": 10.04, "start": 291.78, "text": "nothing oh my burning fingers are" }, { "duration": 8.239, "start": 298.11, "text": "tingling oh yes come on outside babies" }, { "duration": 6.099, "start": 301.82, "text": "it's great get a nice tan out here" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 306.349, "text": "follow me outside" }, { "duration": 6.421, "start": 307.919, "text": "No they're paying for their insolence" }, { "duration": 5.95, "start": 310.31, "text": "your trash nor your place what was that" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 314.34, "text": "that's gonna say it's almost like Chuck" }, { "duration": 8.089, "start": 316.26, "text": "is here Chuck spies I see you can't fool" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 322.77, "text": "me" }, { "duration": 8.021, "start": 324.349, "text": "look at them laying eggs sleeper agents" }, { "duration": 4.15, "start": 328.82, "text": "trying to do the bidding of Chuck I'm on" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 332.37, "text": "to you" }, { "duration": 8.699, "start": 332.97, "text": "chickens never keeping a chicken alive" }, { "duration": 6.199, "start": 337.53, "text": "in this game again don't trust anyone" }, { "duration": 4.651, "start": 341.669, "text": "except not even yourself actually" }, { "duration": 4.421, "start": 343.729, "text": "there's nobody is there anything inside" }, { "duration": 12.12, "start": 346.32, "text": "the cat" }, { "duration": 10.29, "start": 348.15, "text": "destroy the cat close one" }, { "duration": 12.571, "start": 359.729, "text": "really you just have an entire sculpture" }, { "duration": 17.041, "start": 362.229, "text": "of a cat for no reason what is minecraft" }, { "duration": 7.839, "start": 372.3, "text": "and why is minecraft ways minecraft so" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 379.27, "text": "mean to me" }, { "duration": 7.321, "start": 380.139, "text": "what did I do this is the only secret" }, { "duration": 7.381, "start": 382.419, "text": "room that I found damn it all" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 387.46, "text": "screw it I'm destroying this what's the" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 389.8, "text": "easiest way to get into it is it two" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 393.1, "text": "blocks no matter where I go yeah that" }, { "duration": 7.379, "start": 399.01, "text": "would probably make sense right if it's" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 400.09, "text": "right in the middle damn it okay this is" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 406.389, "text": "gonna take forever but hopefully I can" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 409.3, "text": "get some diamond out of this at least" }, { "duration": 5.551, "start": 410.919, "text": "then then I'll have gotten some totems" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 413.59, "text": "of undying and some diamond so it's not" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 416.47, "text": "a total waste it's not a total loss I" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 418.87, "text": "didn't go to Mickey D's and ask for a" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 420.46, "text": "Big Mac and come home with a chicken" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 421.9, "text": "tender no I went to McDonald's nice for" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 425.47, "text": "a Big Mac he came home with Lake is" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 427, "text": "succulent burger not the one I wanted" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 429.7, "text": "but it's what I got oh my god is this" }, { "duration": 7.101, "start": 432.729, "text": "ever gonna break will it break can it" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 437.62, "text": "break" }, { "duration": 12.09, "start": 440.78, "text": "or do I need diamond oh oh it's changing" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 450.25, "text": "is it I don't know I think I'm going" }, { "duration": 2.09, "start": 452.87, "text": "crazy" }, { "duration": 11.549, "start": 465.84, "text": "oh my god it actually does break oh that" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 473.19, "text": "took forever here we go round two I'm in" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 477.389, "text": "it I'm in the game now I'm not letting" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 480, "text": "anybody change my focus thank god the" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 483.15, "text": "other jacks aren't here they were they" }, { "duration": 3.23, "start": 486.06, "text": "were really breaking my focus I felt so" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 488.13, "text": "alone" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 489.29, "text": "without them but now I realized that" }, { "duration": 5.211, "start": 493.889, "text": "they were trying to steal my secrets I" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 496.79, "text": "know what I'm doing anymore" }, { "duration": 4.45, "start": 499.1, "text": "it's hard fake minecraft entertain heat" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 501.78, "text": "when you're sitting here smacking box" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 503.55, "text": "all day and you're stuck in a woodland" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 505.5, "text": "mansion it takes you 15 thousand blocks" }, { "duration": 7.41, "start": 507.3, "text": "to get all there is I got it the diamond" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 511.53, "text": "block okay now I have to actually Google" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 514.71, "text": "to see if I can break a diamond block" }, { "duration": 6.65, "start": 516.3, "text": "with an iron pickaxe can i mine diamond" }, { "duration": 10.23, "start": 521.58, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 10.9, "start": 522.95, "text": "block with iron pickaxe I don't need to" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 531.81, "text": "write in Minecraft on this one a pic" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 533.85, "text": "made of iron will mine all ores but" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 535.62, "text": "still that's not what I asked" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 537.12, "text": "diamond blocks can only be successfully" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 538.71, "text": "mined with a diamond their iron pickaxe" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 540.39, "text": "here we go baby" }, { "duration": 6.11, "start": 542.43, "text": "oh yeah oh it's happening what is going" }, { "duration": 2.93, "start": 545.61, "text": "on with my textures" }, { "duration": 16.85, "start": 551.1, "text": "I don't want to talk about it I don't" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 566.4, "text": "want to talk about it I just I just" }, { "duration": 7.9, "start": 567.95, "text": "don't want to talk about it why why did" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 571.17, "text": "the game it says right here diamond" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 575.85, "text": "blocks can only be mined successfully" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 577.77, "text": "with an iron or diamond pickaxe to get" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 581.31, "text": "the diamonds back simply put the diamond" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 582.99, "text": "block at the crafting grid to split it" }, { "duration": 10.59, "start": 584.76, "text": "into nine diamonds then why didn't it" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 591.81, "text": "work that was that was supposed to be my" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 595.35, "text": "ticket hole I was supposed to get the" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 598.38, "text": "diamond block to turn it into diamond so" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 600.51, "text": "I could get a diamond pickaxe to get the" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 602.25, "text": "obsidian so I could use the obsidian" }, { "duration": 8.8, "start": 610.46, "text": "what's that it's back its back its back" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 614.7, "text": "to normal Oh potato gods you smile upon" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 619.26, "text": "me this day thank you thank you" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 622.23, "text": "overlords thank you and thank you that" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 625.53, "text": "the power of saving my world locally and" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 629.55, "text": "not ruining the entire game I just refer" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 631.95, "text": "to my safe because I'm not losing that" }, { "duration": 8.01, "start": 634.38, "text": "block okay it's not cheating all they" }, { "duration": 8.06, "start": 638.91, "text": "did was like blue quit the game and load" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 642.39, "text": "it back up again okay so since my" }, { "duration": 13.229, "start": 646.97, "text": "freaking" }, { "duration": 14.79, "start": 649.68, "text": "I was using a stone pickaxe us don't" }, { "duration": 6.521, "start": 660.199, "text": "pickaxe oh my god" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 664.47, "text": "if I used my eyes in this game I'd be" }, { "duration": 7.83, "start": 666.72, "text": "dangerous you know that buying game you" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 670.98, "text": "win this round you do excuse me I'm" }, { "duration": 15, "start": 674.55, "text": "trying to have a conversation with the" }, { "duration": 15.81, "start": 675.809, "text": "game bouche gosh nice okay so we may be" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 689.55, "text": "back exactly where the episode started" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 691.619, "text": "but it's fine because I didn't really" }, { "duration": 5.341, "start": 693.509, "text": "actually I didn't find anything" }, { "duration": 8.63, "start": 695.519, "text": "in this godforsaken dump anyway so let's" }, { "duration": 9.599, "start": 698.85, "text": "make no wonder it took all absolute day" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 704.149, "text": "to break those blocks I was using a" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 708.449, "text": "stone pickaxe I didn't even realize" }, { "duration": 6.49, "start": 711.11, "text": "stone is not shiny iron is shiny Oh God" }, { "duration": 5.339, "start": 716.37, "text": "could you imagine if that was a lava" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 717.6, "text": "hole okay that's the only time I'm going" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 721.709, "text": "to revert my save because that really" }, { "duration": 8.129, "start": 723.87, "text": "got to me oh my god oh my god yes what" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 730.199, "text": "should I get rid of bones why not" }, { "duration": 9.361, "start": 731.999, "text": "no one needs bones okay plan got get" }, { "duration": 6.151, "start": 738.269, "text": "Jack home is still ago people all right" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 741.36, "text": "I don't want to hear it I'll turn this" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 744.42, "text": "minecraft around if I have to can so" }, { "duration": 7.729, "start": 747.48, "text": "aggressive it's it's real hurt in this" }, { "duration": 2.539, "start": 752.67, "text": "place case" }, { "duration": 11.231, "start": 756.089, "text": "you almost destroyed my bed which I call" }, { "duration": 17.06, "start": 759.279, "text": "home you freaking dinky I didn't want to" }, { "duration": 11.639, "start": 767.32, "text": "call him that but he forced my hon okay" }, { "duration": 7.571, "start": 776.339, "text": "okay let's put this in here and make" }, { "duration": 9.93, "start": 778.959, "text": "nine diamonds yes yes gamers yes and" }, { "duration": 10.08, "start": 783.91, "text": "then we make the diamond pickaxe" }, { "duration": 10.56, "start": 788.889, "text": "oh let's mine some obsidian gamers let's" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 793.99, "text": "go gamers let's go let's go gamers let's" }, { "duration": 5.491, "start": 799.449, "text": "go hit like button cuz this is so much" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 802.24, "text": "faster I carefully try to mine all this" }, { "duration": 8.459, "start": 804.94, "text": "obsidian with the stone pickaxe oh what" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 809.92, "text": "a fool I was no wonder the cavemen don't" }, { "duration": 4.831, "start": 813.399, "text": "exist anymore because they they vanished" }, { "duration": 2.5789999999999997, "start": 816.31, "text": "after using all the crappy stone" }, { "duration": 4.979, "start": 818.23, "text": "instruments" }, { "duration": 6.421, "start": 818.889, "text": "alright so I need one doozy nine ten ten" }, { "duration": 3.931, "start": 823.209, "text": "obsidian and then I can go home we also" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 825.31, "text": "need flint and steel yeah we might as" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 827.14, "text": "well just take it all" }, { "duration": 9.26, "start": 828.1, "text": "we're here it'll come in handy cuz I" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 832.93, "text": "might make a bunch of nether portals" }, { "duration": 9.850999999999999, "start": 837.449, "text": "wait that'll be Oh so let's go through" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 844.75, "text": "the nether - both actually yeah that was" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 847.3, "text": "my plan all along what am I talking" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 848.41, "text": "about" }, { "duration": 8.2, "start": 849.6, "text": "Gary how many over the speed 14:56 17" }, { "duration": 7.45, "start": 853.56, "text": "it'd be 19 total if I had a diamond" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 857.8, "text": "pickaxe to begin with if it was 20 I" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 861.01, "text": "could have made two portals am i doing" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 863.589, "text": "that math ie two in the bottom two on" }, { "duration": 5.95, "start": 864.73, "text": "the top city decides three inside yeah" }, { "duration": 4.931, "start": 867.779, "text": "it's a ten" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 870.68, "text": "it'd be nice if I only had to use nine" }, { "duration": 12.46, "start": 872.71, "text": "whatever what are you gonna do huh" }, { "duration": 12.23, "start": 875.45, "text": "not every Sunday is a picnic where did" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 885.17, "text": "you start from" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 888.34, "text": "wait a creeper exploded down here and" }, { "duration": 10.56, "start": 890.81, "text": "they all just started pouring out where" }, { "duration": 16.11, "start": 892.28, "text": "did you come from weird like that" }, { "duration": 9.15, "start": 901.37, "text": "I just need gravel there it is yeah baby" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 908.39, "text": "oh nice" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 910.52, "text": "okay where do you need gravel Sean you" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 913.64, "text": "may ask well silly Nam khun's so we can" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 916.88, "text": "get it" }, { "duration": 10.29, "start": 917.36, "text": "Flint or at least that's the hope quit" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 924.59, "text": "yes get rid of this" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 927.65, "text": "no one likes this this looks like as" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 929.42, "text": "good a place as I need to build a nether" }, { "duration": 10.32, "start": 931.46, "text": "portal don't you think" }, { "duration": 13.04, "start": 932.75, "text": "CHUM's so it's - yeah and then do I have" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 941.78, "text": "any other blocks these will do nicely" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 945.91, "text": "yeah I haven't built another portal in a" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 948.47, "text": "while because I hate it there yeah that" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 952.07, "text": "looks about right" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 953.03, "text": "and then we build a flint and steel" }, { "duration": 10.41, "start": 957.28, "text": "Baboosh key and then we do a little bit" }, { "duration": 11.25, "start": 961.52, "text": "of this could we get some epic potato" }, { "duration": 8.98, "start": 967.69, "text": "God sounds thank you thank you very much" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 972.77, "text": "now before I go before I leave this" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 976.67, "text": "hellhole I have one thing that I want to" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 978.62, "text": "do I am burning this entire place I" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 983.05, "text": "might burn it all down I'm gonna just" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 985.55, "text": "burn chunks of this oh sorry" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 988.78, "text": "you're gonna have to wait your turn" }, { "duration": 3.73, "start": 990.91, "text": "you're gonna have to burn in the fiery" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 992.9, "text": "pits well" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 994.64, "text": "okay well no this is getting away from" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 996.89, "text": "me and it's actually starting to burn" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 998.12, "text": "across here and it might actually get in" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1000.22, "text": "to where my portal is and that's that's" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 1002.11, "text": "that's not what I want maybe I should" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 1004.66, "text": "have started the fire little further" }, { "duration": 7.411, "start": 1005.829, "text": "away I'm quite nervous the fire is" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1011.17, "text": "scaring me now" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 1013.24, "text": "get rid of rotten flesh and keep the bed" }, { "duration": 8.951, "start": 1017.339, "text": "yikes Mayday Mayday we have a problem" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1024.4, "text": "but I'd be lying if I didn't say that" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 1026.29, "text": "this is extremely satisfied everything" }, { "duration": 6.059, "start": 1029.5, "text": "burns including me apparently" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1032.98, "text": "oh I've sandwich myself in oh my god" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1035.559, "text": "this place went up like toilet paper oh" }, { "duration": 6.14, "start": 1038.26, "text": "oh okay" }, { "duration": 4.981, "start": 1042.549, "text": "set this room on fire set it all on fire" }, { "duration": 10.63, "start": 1044.4, "text": "maybe make an escape hatch so I don't" }, { "duration": 10.59, "start": 1047.53, "text": "burn oh well now you'll uncover your" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1055.03, "text": "secrets to me ya big wooden [ __ ] sweet" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 1058.12, "text": "Jesus oh sweet Jesus the whole place is" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 1063.25, "text": "literally going down from a couple of" }, { "duration": 19.23, "start": 1065.35, "text": "sparks oh I actually didn't think that" }, { "duration": 19.2, "start": 1071.02, "text": "it would burn so efficiently well I'll" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 1084.58, "text": "be off then good looking out don't let" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1090.22, "text": "me near a pack of matches that's the" }, { "duration": 11.01, "start": 1092.53, "text": "lesson we've all learned here today" }, { "duration": 12.62, "start": 1093.7, "text": "isn't it yes yes indeed Oh Oh God holy" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 1103.54, "text": "hell" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1108.03, "text": "hey I did not mean for this to happen I" }, { "duration": 6.85, "start": 1112.47, "text": "think I'm gonna be on the local news" }, { "duration": 7.27, "start": 1115.92, "text": "crazy Irishman burns down giant mansion" }, { "duration": 9.53, "start": 1119.32, "text": "in might defense I thought it would be" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 1123.19, "text": "cool and it is oh sweet lord" }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 1128.85, "text": "yeah what rooms have you got to heighten" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 1131.08, "text": "out my Porton still find though we'll" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 1134.23, "text": "just just jump into that portal anyway" }, { "duration": 14.74, "start": 1137.61, "text": "who knows where to come out in the" }, { "duration": 15.38, "start": 1139.66, "text": "nether but it's there oh no no I think" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 1152.35, "text": "you don't do that" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1155.04, "text": "jeepers nice and toasty warm I know a" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1160.6, "text": "bunch of you at home are probably like" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1162.04, "text": "Jack you shouldn't have burned it down" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1163.24, "text": "to probably had blah blah blah don't" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1165.49, "text": "care don't care my way if playing" }, { "duration": 9.6, "start": 1168.37, "text": "minecraft is way more fun this is" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 1172.75, "text": "beautiful oh wait are you one of the" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1177.97, "text": "poopy chests the ones that actually" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1181.27, "text": "didn't have anything in them prepared" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 1183.22, "text": "the storage yep" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 1186.43, "text": "well you know what that means look dark" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 1192.04, "text": "in here why don't I brighten things up a" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1195.01, "text": "bit" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1195.22, "text": "I really had other plans for this" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1198.73, "text": "episode by the way there's there's more" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1200.47, "text": "stuff that I want to do this is just" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1202.15, "text": "really fun and something that needed to" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 1204.34, "text": "happen okay my friend and seal is gone" }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 1206.5, "text": "so my my mayhem can only go so far oh" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1212.04, "text": "the portal is my workbench" }, { "duration": 8.5, "start": 1218.4, "text": "that's insane it's very anything secret" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1222.34, "text": "laying around God burning down the whole" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1226.9, "text": "mansion was way more fun than exploring" }, { "duration": 7.41, "start": 1229.33, "text": "it what does it say about me come on you" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 1232.96, "text": "have to admit that that's cool I think" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 1236.74, "text": "it's super epic" }, { "duration": 4.78, "start": 1238.71, "text": "where is the obsidian thing oh it's in" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 1242.41, "text": "that room over there I didn't burn it" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1243.49, "text": "all down we do chests not burn oh my god" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1250.09, "text": "will I actually be able to find all the" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 1252.1, "text": "chests if there actually are any secret" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 1254.02, "text": "ones around this might work out way" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1260.35, "text": "better for me should you just do this" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1261.7, "text": "from the beginning just jump in flint" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 1263.71, "text": "and steel one wall and then see the" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 1265.6, "text": "whole mayhem ensue that's that's Jack" }, { "duration": 9.84, "start": 1269.41, "text": "septic tip for a woodland mansions the" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 1274.42, "text": "normal way is lame Wow most of it is" }, { "duration": 8.45, "start": 1279.25, "text": "gone didn't seem like I missed a whole" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 1282.73, "text": "lot it feels like I got all the rooms" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 1288.39, "text": "people some people are saying that like" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1290.98, "text": "woodland mansions can have a lot of" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 1292.6, "text": "treasure in them I guess I just didn't" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 1297.07, "text": "find one well I've had my fun I think" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1299.98, "text": "I've had my fair share of this place I'm" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1302.02, "text": "dedicated way too much time to it it's" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1303.82, "text": "time to head out let's go through no" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 1308.26, "text": "I'll keep you there just in case we die" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1309.7, "text": "in here" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 1310.36, "text": "Oh God Oh God" }, { "duration": 9.6, "start": 1317.8, "text": "Oh God oh god what was it doing that was" }, { "duration": 10.83, "start": 1320.68, "text": "so weird oh yeah where's my boat where's" }, { "duration": 11.64, "start": 1327.4, "text": "my boat come at me ha ok" }, { "duration": 11.36, "start": 1331.51, "text": "come at me again my guys suck those are" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 1339.04, "text": "sooo close excuse me big boys" }, { "duration": 10.75, "start": 1344.13, "text": "technically told me I don't need to" }, { "duration": 15.06, "start": 1347.59, "text": "fight you but Andy meds oh I do need" }, { "duration": 9.75, "start": 1354.88, "text": "those ok come at me come at me I do need" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1362.65, "text": "to fight some Enderman I do need ender" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 1364.63, "text": "balls because I need to start making a" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 1367.75, "text": "portal to fight Andy dragon and also" }, { "duration": 9.23, "start": 1371.83, "text": "nether chests or whatever they're called" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 1373.66, "text": "ender chests let you again" }, { "duration": 8.85, "start": 1381.72, "text": "OOP here to fight me Faina fight your" }, { "duration": 14.719, "start": 1384.69, "text": "brother Hey oh god it broke Oh No" }, { "duration": 8.839, "start": 1390.57, "text": "this might actually be kind of bad hi" }, { "duration": 13.201, "start": 1400.519, "text": "drink that oh I I was talking to him not" }, { "duration": 6.89, "start": 1406.83, "text": "me Oh God okay okay okay okay" }, { "duration": 10.049, "start": 1415, "text": "Oh God oh Jesus this is a terrible idea" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1421.15, "text": "away they jump over here dammit okay" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1425.049, "text": "please fun please fun it's fine you're" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1426.7, "text": "in your pads you're in your bag why do" }, { "duration": 7.021, "start": 1431.679, "text": "they jump I knew I couldn't because of" }, { "duration": 9.479, "start": 1433.69, "text": "my health myself right there okay okay" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 1438.7, "text": "do not fall in lava you numpty okay got" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 1443.169, "text": "my stuff got my stuff got my stuff okay" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 1445.63, "text": "put that on put everything on but" }, { "duration": 10.62, "start": 1448.57, "text": "everything you can on okay let's let's" }, { "duration": 15.45, "start": 1453.94, "text": "rearrange a little bit diamond pickaxe" }, { "duration": 16.19, "start": 1459.19, "text": "yes please use the same one I don't know" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 1469.39, "text": "if I should try fighting you screw it" }, { "duration": 11.341, "start": 1478.429, "text": "yes yes and double yes Andy pearls" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 1487.01, "text": "that's what I need gamers that is" }, { "duration": 9.44, "start": 1489.77, "text": "exactly what I need okay okay okay" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1496.01, "text": "I think the other Enderman is gone" }, { "duration": 4.349, "start": 1499.21, "text": "it's probably scared of me cuz he saw me" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1501.37, "text": "jump from a great height and die and" }, { "duration": 5.461, "start": 1503.559, "text": "then come back" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1504.43, "text": "he's probably he can never be killed ok" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 1509.02, "text": "where am I" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 1509.95, "text": "I have no idea where's my other portal I" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1513.25, "text": "have it saved on my computer somewhere I" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1514.66, "text": "should really look it up but I should" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1517.27, "text": "also take a screenshot this one so I" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 1518.62, "text": "could remember where I am okay I have to" }, { "duration": 7.67, "start": 1520.21, "text": "get I'm at" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1521.16, "text": "- 1900 - 1800 I need to get to 29 - 6" }, { "duration": 9.76, "start": 1528.93, "text": "ok so that direction gotcha gotcha how's" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 1534.82, "text": "it going Lance how re-created good good" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1538.69, "text": "to hear it also did you guys see the the" }, { "duration": 7.189, "start": 1541.87, "text": "Minecraft Update thing they're talking" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 1545.17, "text": "about in I think it's October actually" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 1549.059, "text": "so very very soon they're gonna add" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 1551.77, "text": "another update there's got to be nether" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1555.46, "text": "biomes so we won't just be going through" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1559.63, "text": "the nether and seeing just the same" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1561.04, "text": "blocks over and over again we'll" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1562.27, "text": "actually see like forests and stuff in" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1564.64, "text": "the nether in Minecraft I'm really" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1567.88, "text": "excited about because the nether is kind" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 1569.08, "text": "of boring right now you literally only" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1571.33, "text": "come here to get blaze rods I think" }, { "duration": 2.98, "start": 1575.28, "text": "it'll be cool" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 1576.79, "text": "it'd be cool to have a reason to come" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 1578.26, "text": "into the nether and build like a nether" }, { "duration": 7.96, "start": 1580.2, "text": "base and stuff like that yes even the" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 1584.44, "text": "nether though dudes you're gonna you're" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 1588.16, "text": "gonna die in there you're gonna get hurt" }, { "duration": 8.549, "start": 1590.26, "text": "ease there you go there you go oh we can" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1595.69, "text": "see the shower there they're immune to" }, { "duration": 3.421, "start": 1598.809, "text": "fire damage so" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 1599.89, "text": "oh I interrupted your shower I'm sorry" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 1602.23, "text": "I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't meet you I" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1603.94, "text": "didn't meet you I'm just on my way I'm" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 1605.47, "text": "trying to find my way home I don't get" }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 1608.5, "text": "GPS signal in the nether in the" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1611.14, "text": "Netherlands it sucks" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 1613.44, "text": "it's a heck and minecraft whoo nether" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1615.9, "text": "fortress hello" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 1619.59, "text": "I don't need another fortress right now" }, { "duration": 7.79, "start": 1624.51, "text": "though this would have been cool ages" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 1628.71, "text": "ago right now I just need to get home Oh" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 1632.3, "text": "what's the easiest way off this heck" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 1636.42, "text": "hole caught myself oh my god" }, { "duration": 9.94, "start": 1639.89, "text": "another nether fortress whoa" }, { "duration": 11.13, "start": 1644.73, "text": "I was just running along wait this isn't" }, { "duration": 9.49, "start": 1649.83, "text": "the one I found already is it alright" }, { "duration": 8.02, "start": 1655.86, "text": "we'll see you when I check this chest" }, { "duration": 9.54, "start": 1659.32, "text": "I still don't know who what can I get" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1663.88, "text": "rid of to quartz why not I never ever" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 1668.86, "text": "use it" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 1670.12, "text": "what's the quartz used for is it good" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1671.83, "text": "for anything okay let's just look around" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1677.35, "text": "this for a little bit I might still go" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1679.09, "text": "on the right way oh this is really" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 1680.8, "text": "starting to cover a lot of ground for me" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 1682.57, "text": "hell yeah" }, { "duration": 14.25, "start": 1683.62, "text": "I mean heck heck the minecraft gods are" }, { "duration": 17.01, "start": 1688.84, "text": "gonna be angry with me okay oh god oh" }, { "duration": 20.6, "start": 1697.87, "text": "god oh god oh god could you give me some" }, { "duration": 12.62, "start": 1705.85, "text": "skulls sir what did they" }, { "duration": 4.299, "start": 1718.87, "text": "all right I just picked up the nether" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1720.74, "text": "block that I put up dang it I thought I" }, { "duration": 3.331, "start": 1723.169, "text": "got there the wither skull from him" }, { "duration": 8.36, "start": 1724.88, "text": "there for a second if I get three of" }, { "duration": 12.63, "start": 1726.5, "text": "those against some of the wither okay I" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 1733.24, "text": "kind of want to mess me up but it's part" }, { "duration": 6.149, "start": 1739.13, "text": "of the fun" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 1739.76, "text": "another nether fortress I couldn't even" }, { "duration": 7.431, "start": 1745.279, "text": "find one before wait this might actually" }, { "duration": 9.87, "start": 1747.71, "text": "be the one that I have looted already" }, { "duration": 6.579, "start": 1752.71, "text": "maybe now I don't remember this and I" }, { "duration": 6.689, "start": 1757.58, "text": "definitely destroyed all those in my one" }, { "duration": 11.85, "start": 1759.289, "text": "so nether fortress is four days now god" }, { "duration": 9, "start": 1764.269, "text": "I don't want any no thanks I'm good I'm" }, { "duration": 11.88, "start": 1771.139, "text": "all full up on the old AB burny burny" }, { "duration": 15.331, "start": 1773.269, "text": "there nice scotum I can do that too look" }, { "duration": 10.351, "start": 1783.019, "text": "Oh God maybe not on fire but I can" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 1788.6, "text": "certainly be menacing hahaha look I" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 1793.37, "text": "survived and I only got mildly" }, { "duration": 9.66, "start": 1796.22, "text": "permanently injured but if gold no one" }, { "duration": 9.449, "start": 1800.96, "text": "wants gold gold sucks oh my god I see" }, { "duration": 6.029, "start": 1805.88, "text": "stuff I've built I'm close Dirty's" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 1810.409, "text": "there's my portal" }, { "duration": 9.15, "start": 1811.909, "text": "oh god I'm almost home oh Jesus this has" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 1817.309, "text": "taken me all day what how long it" }, { "duration": 3.541, "start": 1821.059, "text": "actually did take me coming" }, { "duration": 6.059, "start": 1822.71, "text": "can we get some stats up on the board I" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1824.6, "text": "haven't recorded the whole thing way too" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1828.769, "text": "long well I've been a bit silly with how" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1831.32, "text": "I actually got back as well like this" }, { "duration": 5.981, "start": 1833.769, "text": "this is not a clever way to get there oh" }, { "duration": 5.699, "start": 1836.36, "text": "sweet mama oh sweet mama I'm proud of" }, { "duration": 6.22, "start": 1839.75, "text": "myself for spending this long in the" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 1842.059, "text": "nether without falling into a hole" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1845.97, "text": "all right do both of these bring me back" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1848.22, "text": "homers one of these bring me to a" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1849.72, "text": "foreign place" }, { "duration": 6.689, "start": 1853.94, "text": "yes challenge complete subspace bubble" }, { "duration": 10.18, "start": 1861.32, "text": "what what subspace bubble for oh hey" }, { "duration": 6.091, "start": 1867.149, "text": "guys Oh oh my god you are all broken I" }, { "duration": 4.049, "start": 1871.5, "text": "think this is doesn't use the resource" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1873.24, "text": "pack before and then I switched back" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1875.549, "text": "because some things were weird and I" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 1877.32, "text": "didn't like it and now you're all broken" }, { "duration": 8.971, "start": 1879.899, "text": "oh no oh oh" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1884.6, "text": "finally Finbar how's it going there lies" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1888.87, "text": "asleep whatever you just know greatness" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1891.6, "text": "when he sees it" }, { "duration": 9.63, "start": 1892.44, "text": "oh god I can't wait see my dogs can't" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 1896.25, "text": "see my dogs there's Sam" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1902.07, "text": "Sampson she's on how are you guys doing" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1905.61, "text": "oh god I thought you didn't have a" }, { "duration": 4.289, "start": 1907.23, "text": "nametag there for a second oh it feels" }, { "duration": 8.79, "start": 1910.71, "text": "good to be back" }, { "duration": 15.36, "start": 1911.519, "text": "oh it feels good to be home oh yes we" }, { "duration": 9.45, "start": 1919.5, "text": "can rest easy my holy jesus that took a" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 1926.879, "text": "long time I have four totems of undying" }, { "duration": 7.849, "start": 1928.95, "text": "right now that is excelente because that" }, { "duration": 6.631, "start": 1933.059, "text": "means it's weird as well that means I" }, { "duration": 3.46, "start": 1936.799, "text": "have a lot of chances to kill an Ender" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1939.69, "text": "Dragon" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 1940.259, "text": "and I'm ammo homegoing do that now I" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 1945.24, "text": "want to make ender eye" }, { "duration": 4.171, "start": 1947.279, "text": "okay so I have seven of them now I think" }, { "duration": 5.5809999999999995, "start": 1949.169, "text": "I needed nine" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1951.45, "text": "there's pretty damn good we're very very" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1954.75, "text": "close to being able to do this epic" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1956.22, "text": "gamers 528 diamonds my god" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 1960.84, "text": "most explore map I don't mean I found" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1963.18, "text": "what that had was boring oh okay okay" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1967.95, "text": "what do we what are we doing guys that's" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 1969.9, "text": "the first order of business nothing back" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1971.76, "text": "they picked up no I'm just so excited to" }, { "duration": 10.56, "start": 1975.45, "text": "be here" }, { "duration": 10.95, "start": 1976.2, "text": "I survived oh yes oh yes oh yes ding" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1986.01, "text": "ding ding" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 1987.15, "text": "top of morning to everybody back home" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 1989.85, "text": "god it really feels like it's been" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1992.34, "text": "forever since I've been in this tiny" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 1993.9, "text": "base tiny base to some what I meant to" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1996.9, "text": "say it's not a tiny base it's a glorious" }, { "duration": 4.54, "start": 1998.93, "text": "monotonous not monotonous I've been away" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 2002, "text": "too long I'm hungry" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 2003.47, "text": "glad you guys are sticking around you" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2005.03, "text": "know ever since I left the first few" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2007.25, "text": "times I was getting a little worried if" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 2009.11, "text": "you'd ever stay around again but I'm" }, { "duration": 2.01, "start": 2011.09, "text": "really glad that you guys are saying to" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2012.32, "text": "keep them company" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2013.1, "text": "I'm also really good at the Jura State I" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 2015.68, "text": "don't really need what you're offering" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 2017.33, "text": "anymore" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 2018.62, "text": "so I might change you I need to start" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 2020.9, "text": "building out a whole area for for" }, { "duration": 3.49, "start": 2024.82, "text": "villagers and everything god I am" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 2027.05, "text": "actually really hungry I can't" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 2028.31, "text": "concentrate I need to build out a whole" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 2030.5, "text": "place for villagers if you guys have any" }, { "duration": 4.42, "start": 2032.38, "text": "cool sort of schematics for how that" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 2036.08, "text": "would look" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 2036.8, "text": "that'll be really nice I would like to" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2039.77, "text": "bring people in here and set them all up" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 2041.27, "text": "in here and like put villagers all in" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 2044.81, "text": "here with jobs but I can't do that" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 2046.52, "text": "because I don't know how to get them" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 2047.6, "text": "into this area and I said build a rail" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 2050.03, "text": "system or something but that takes" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 2052.25, "text": "forever" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 2052.82, "text": "in celebration of making it back home" }, { "duration": 5.83, "start": 2056.74, "text": "after that long" }, { "duration": 5.729, "start": 2058.7, "text": "hello fence cow you doing good wait" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 2062.57, "text": "where is he where is he" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 2064.429, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 10.72, "start": 2066.67, "text": "chuk chuk alas chicken come here wait" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 2072.35, "text": "hold on you come here you dagnabbit" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 2077.39, "text": "I saw your sleeper agents I saw them out" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 2080.57, "text": "in the front I saw there by the woodland" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 2081.92, "text": "mansion but you know what I did I burned" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 2085.16, "text": "it to the ground" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 2086.9, "text": "I also took their eggs and slaughtered" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 2089.78, "text": "every single one of them how do you like" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 2092.93, "text": "that huh have some rotten flesh this is" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 2095.15, "text": "the rotten flesh of your compatriots" }, { "duration": 7.39, "start": 2097.48, "text": "your trash nor your place Chuck come" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 2102.05, "text": "here come here see this that you just" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 2104.87, "text": "laid you see what this is all I see are" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 2108.59, "text": "a bunch of lies not even good enough for" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 2112.97, "text": "the river chuck that will went right" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 2115.64, "text": "into a creepers ass you'll never get" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 2117.95, "text": "them love you want I'm gonna do some for" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 2120.02, "text": "the turtles that I should have done a" }, { "duration": 8.73, "start": 2121.13, "text": "long time ago they oh god I'm all broken" }, { "duration": 9.28, "start": 2124.63, "text": "they have some some grass there but what" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 2129.86, "text": "I'm gonna give them is some sand but" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 2133.91, "text": "give them some sand they might actually" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 2135.89, "text": "spawn some babies and then we'd have a" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 2138.65, "text": "whole bunch of teeny tiny Teenage Mutant" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 2140.87, "text": "Ninja Turtles" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 2141.74, "text": "okay gamer and I protein bar I'm all" }, { "duration": 8.37, "start": 2145.94, "text": "good for another hour nerd session" }, { "duration": 11.08, "start": 2148.9, "text": "nothing stops a gamer okay so put some" }, { "duration": 7.91, "start": 2154.31, "text": "sand and I have sea grass right can I" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2159.98, "text": "feed you" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 2163.28, "text": "did we go there we go did you do it I" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 2169.25, "text": "thought I just fed both oh there we go" }, { "duration": 11.71, "start": 2178.1, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 15.51, "start": 2179.19, "text": "what is that um what have you got" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 2189.81, "text": "underneath you that's not a baby what" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2194.7, "text": "are you doing where's my game bro you" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2197.52, "text": "want to lay eggs oh god do I actually" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 2199.26, "text": "need like a specific is this not egg" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 2201.24, "text": "worthy do they need something else in" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 2203.67, "text": "here to make four eggs I gave you sad" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 2209.76, "text": "what more do you want more sand okay you" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 2212.25, "text": "got it wait wait I get it I get it I get" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 2214.47, "text": "it I think I know what needs to happen" }, { "duration": 9.04, "start": 2218.33, "text": "I'm going to build a little island here" }, { "duration": 8.53, "start": 2220.67, "text": "little island in the aquarium is that is" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 2227.37, "text": "that enough wait you can't actually fit" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 2229.2, "text": "there can you I don't know I don't know" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 2232.53, "text": "what you need make babies please so" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 2236.46, "text": "apparently this will not work either and" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 2240.78, "text": "you know what I am livid I have made" }, { "duration": 9.27, "start": 2244.53, "text": "this place a home for you tried my best" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 2248.67, "text": "slaved away to make you my slaves to do" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 2253.8, "text": "my bidding and make babies what do I get" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 2257.1, "text": "in return" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 2257.94, "text": "no babies fine that's it you're just" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2262.32, "text": "gonna have to live there with a pregnant" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 2263.79, "text": "belly from now on that's how life is now" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 2266.88, "text": "in celebration of coming all the way" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 2269.52, "text": "back from the nether unscathed I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 2271.86, "text": "reward myself I'm gonna build a giant" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 2275.01, "text": "potato something the people have been" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 2277.2, "text": "asking for for a long time I thought the" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 2278.76, "text": "giant pint of Guinness was enough to" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 2280.92, "text": "solidify just how Irish this place is" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 2282.87, "text": "but no giant potato okay I don't really" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 2287.64, "text": "know how to start this I need to look up" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 2289.2, "text": "what a potato looks like in the game" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 2290.67, "text": "these are baked potatoes those are" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 2293.07, "text": "different I don't know how to adapt" }, { "duration": 7.53, "start": 2295.92, "text": "scale to what I want let me see what a" }, { "duration": 6.39, "start": 2299.52, "text": "potato looks like let's make it 3 2 1" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2303.45, "text": "scale it's gonna lay down a template" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 2305.91, "text": "right now" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 2307.85, "text": "3 2 1 scale so that would mean that" }, { "duration": 7.45, "start": 2310.11, "text": "every for every pixel" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 2312.67, "text": "there would be three i think i'm" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 2317.56, "text": "flawless on this and i actually don't" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 2319.72, "text": "know how this is gonna work out let me I" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 2321.01, "text": "have a picture of a potato up on the" }, { "duration": 8.66, "start": 2323.14, "text": "screen I'm just gonna make this what if" }, { "duration": 10.26, "start": 2325.84, "text": "we build I've needed a place for my guys" }, { "duration": 10.6, "start": 2331.8, "text": "what if we build a potato here and I" }, { "duration": 9.5, "start": 2336.1, "text": "build it into the mountain is that good" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 2342.4, "text": "or is that your big brain right now I" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 2345.6, "text": "don't know I just I realize that I'm" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 2348.22, "text": "kind of running out of space here and I" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 2349.48, "text": "don't want it here skewered and nobody" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2351.19, "text": "can see it so what I've had a place to" }, { "duration": 13.14, "start": 2353.41, "text": "put it then over here obscured" }, { "duration": 11.13, "start": 2355.42, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 20.839, "start": 2372.77, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 2388.69, "text": "you guys ready for the biggest potato of" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 2393.609, "text": "your life have a potato in your head" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 2395.65, "text": "thinking about a potato wait I'll give" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 2397.66, "text": "you a little refresher this is what a" }, { "duration": 6.089, "start": 2399.28, "text": "potato looks like see this little potato" }, { "duration": 6.419, "start": 2401.95, "text": "right here see that just a picture that" }, { "duration": 5.911, "start": 2405.369, "text": "in your head that beautiful perfect" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 2408.369, "text": "little tuber all right you got that in" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 2411.28, "text": "your head you know what that looks like" }, { "duration": 8.42, "start": 2412.48, "text": "why am i spitting all over myself" }, { "duration": 9.69, "start": 2414.03, "text": "behold the great potato" }, { "duration": 5.469, "start": 2420.9, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 2423.72, "text": "exactly look like that other one but I" }, { "duration": 5.131, "start": 2426.369, "text": "got lazy" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 2428.43, "text": "turns out building a giant potato out of" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 2431.5, "text": "wood takes a really long time and it's" }, { "duration": 4.829, "start": 2434.23, "text": "really hard to do so" }, { "duration": 5.23, "start": 2435.93, "text": "keep jumping down to be like great so" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 2439.059, "text": "then I got bored just filled up the" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 2441.16, "text": "entire thing one color but I am an" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2444.22, "text": "artiste an Irish artiste" }, { "duration": 6.449, "start": 2446.65, "text": "I built the perfect spud for the perfect" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 2449.619, "text": "world the shape is actually to scale of" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 2453.099, "text": "the other one but everything else is not" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 2455.859, "text": "I really tried my best I'm proud of it" }, { "duration": 4.351, "start": 2459.819, "text": "none of you could take that away from me" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 2461.559, "text": "boy I need my thingies back no up here" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2464.17, "text": "you drop a trident I don't think you" }, { "duration": 7.411, "start": 2466.809, "text": "actually can unless you have a trident" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 2469.45, "text": "in your hand it would be epic that'd be" }, { "duration": 1.8290000000000002, "start": 2474.22, "text": "awesome" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 2474.849, "text": "that'll be the greatest day of my life" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 2476.049, "text": "thing Oh things are really starting to" }, { "duration": 4.831, "start": 2479.079, "text": "look up here in Ireland so what I want" }, { "duration": 7.97, "start": 2481.869, "text": "to do for this is that I want it I want" }, { "duration": 12, "start": 2483.91, "text": "to build something in this so maybe" }, { "duration": 10.21, "start": 2489.839, "text": "maybe take out to hear God my textures" }, { "duration": 10.86, "start": 2495.91, "text": "are [ __ ] and then do something like" }, { "duration": 8.341, "start": 2500.049, "text": "this no I mean take all the way in take" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 2506.77, "text": "all the way in and then we'd have some" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 2508.39, "text": "sort of like cool doorway going it maybe" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 2511.48, "text": "you can actually make doors that kind of" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 2512.68, "text": "look like the rest of this I left some" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2516.039, "text": "of these" }, { "duration": 7.42, "start": 2517.71, "text": "you could put down some more stripped" }, { "duration": 7.74, "start": 2520.839, "text": "spruce logs I don't know we'll make it" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 2525.13, "text": "look epic we'll make it look cool no no" }, { "duration": 5.101, "start": 2528.579, "text": "it looks like it looks like a face it" }, { "duration": 5.611, "start": 2530.289, "text": "looks like a giant chicken nugget that's" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 2533.68, "text": "what it looks like but it's not if" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 2535.9, "text": "anyone comes up to you in the street and" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2537.19, "text": "says that's a giant chicken of it slap" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 2539.619, "text": "them in the face and tell them no Irish" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 2541.75, "text": "noises dating ding that's a potato" }, { "duration": 7.66, "start": 2544.74, "text": "how dare now I need a way of sending us" }, { "duration": 9.69, "start": 2548.2, "text": "off I have the best idea if I put this" }, { "duration": 6.679, "start": 2552.4, "text": "down it hits both so there is a way of" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 2557.89, "text": "doing this" }, { "duration": 6.551, "start": 2559.079, "text": "forget our redstone works but I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 5.369, "start": 2562.24, "text": "do it this is this is my calling this is" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 2565.63, "text": "what it's been all about this entire" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 2567.609, "text": "time you know what whatever they need a" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 2569.98, "text": "ding a ding a ring to myself" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 2572.57, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 2573.64, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 2574.85, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.01, "start": 2580.5, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.85, "start": 2581.66, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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My favourite game of all time is back! The Shadow of the Colossus PS4 Remake is finally here so let's play the full game! Shadow Of The Colossus Original Series ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av8ji_5LFZI&list=PLMBYlcH3smRwkiOM_A9nuPPiFK1CZ0Hc9 ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:37:36.387333

(Whoopsh~!) Top o' the morning to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and welcome FINALLY!! to the Shadow of the Colossus remake! the Remaster remake!! I don't know! This is the PS4 version of the game. And I'm so beyond excited to play it! I've been waiting for this S- ever- ever since the announcement my enta- my anticipation for this game is through the roof. And I'm going to be playing through the entire game again. I already did the PS3 version of this game, and I did it start to finish. And I'm going to be doing this entire game start to finish again. And any of you who don't know, This is my favorite game ever made. Shadow of the Colossus is and will always be my favorite game ever made. I just love it to bits. It's so fucking good, and it had such an impact on me when I played it as a teenager. And I'm just really looking forward to playing. This version of it-- they've changed a lot, a lot like visuals already just for the temple itself are outstanding. That looks so cool! And they've re- they've completely redone so many different elements of the game; all the character models are way more improved, the colossus have fur now that actually like shakes around. Also when I started up the game. They had a... A Graphics mode. You can do performance mode or What was it?-- cinematic mode? I think cinematic mode this makes things slightly sharper, but because I'm only playing at 1080p it's not gonna make that much of a difference. Cinematic mode is really if you're playing on 4K with HDR and everything turned on, which I will be playing; I have a 4K TV. So I will be playing that after I finish the series here, but for now for the sake of YouTube. I'm gonna be playing it in performance mode. Which! Finally Shadow at the Colossus is at 60fps Which is something if you played the original it ran at like 15? Which was abysmal at times but back then it was like "this game is just so amazing it doesn't matter" and then the remaster of it on PS3 only ran at 30fps, so now we finally have it-- Well, targeting 60fps. So it'll probably slow down now and then when stuff gets really really hectic. But I'm, I'm just I'm gonna embrace this entire game, again. And a lot of this series is probably gonna be me pointing out things that are different or things that I notice are different or little things like that but OH! I am so excited. *mild stutter* This is always such a weird game to commentate over because it's my favorite game ever made so I.. Don't know. I don't know how to do this. Oh!!! The adrenaline's pumpin', man! This was like when I got to play, uh, The Last Guardian for the first time. Show me my boys; my boy, and girl, I guess. There they are, look at them go. Oh, Agro. I get it Agro, going downstairs into a dark...hallway is not always the nicest. And everything's so detailed and I normally gush about the graphics and games already imagine what it's gonna be like for this series Every minute little detail, coz I-- I know almost everything about this game Which is funny coz I still get lost going to some of the Colossus colossi, I guess Wander looks weird Wow There they are! But the statutes are so detailed as well-- Oh, your face looks bizarre!! What happened Wander? you look like a little chubby cheeked baby now? Listen to that music! Ah Awhh one of the best soundtracks ever made for a videogame! God it's so crazy to see Jeez all the details of his clothes and everything! Look at their little toes! Ah, The cloth animation is still similar. Hahaha Oh, weird!! That's so bizarre Tell me Emon ((Runic speech begins)) The subtitles start acting weird and filling things in, sorry, but this is going to go on until the monologue is done don't worry, if these subtitles are bothering you and you need them, just move them around the screen to a spot you like Did he say cock? hehehe my bad She's all like round-faced as well I'm wondering if they changed any of the voices or the sound effects in general coz the soundtrack is just identical *Agro is nervous* It's okay, Agro. *epic sword reveal* Ooo, nice Hm. Okay then they're gone *excited giggling* DOormin *deep amused laughter* That's a freaky voice aye x5 heheh So weird sounding You gotta go fight giant monsters wander Brave boy! ohmyGod it's so cool. Aye x4 My God we're in oh yeah Okay, maybe not yet, okay, give it a second, and then we'll be in now we're in "Aise renly" wait press X to jump? Whoa! they changed all the buttons Ahh, I mean that makes sense. but I didn't know they were changing all the buttons Ah yeah, so some stuff I might be mistaken on cause I can't remember what's from the actual full original Game but Well couldn't they just press left and right arrow or left and right in the d-pad to cycle through my weapons now It's just press left and right to uhm to take out the sword holdupthesword Okay, okay, actually be in sunlight "Press triangle or X when you're near Agro to mount" ah now it's press triangle to make Agro run faster, triangle used to be jump That's weird Holy shit look at that oh my god the game has grass Also high frame rate Kinda want it. I kind of want to test. This is what the game looks like now I kinda want it Can I do it on the fly? Cinematic mode yeah, so that's that's what 30fps looks like I don't even know if that shows up well in the video that is choppy as all hell and stuff looks slightly sharper, but not enough to keep that on Look how smooth that is oh my god butter butter in my eyes. I love it!! And Agro looks cooler, the rocks are so sharp... Let's play map Oh, the map is so high-res.. OH I'MGIDDY!! I'm gonna dri-- d'uh-- As many times as I've played this game. I can fucking blast through this game I could fly through this game if I really wanted to well assuming that the controls still feel similar to what was in the original Or in the other remaster But I'm gonna try and take my time with this series Just because so much has changed Stuff isn't just flat textures anymore it actually looks like rocks and grass The lighting is so nice one thing that people are worried about with the game. Is that the art style has changed too much Because if you remember from the other one the sky was always like really bright white and the game It was always notorious for having this like really strong bloom effect to try and give it sort of an otherworldly feel that this is not a place that you should be and that it's not a place of man so to speak so It might look a little worse art-style wise like the sword also. Just looks like a regular sword now whereas in the original It was definitely like black in the middle and white on the outside it was very very contrasted, so you could see it very clearly so this stuff all being changed might be a little weird to look at But this is like this is basically what it would look like if Shadow of the Colossus was realistic Put it that way. I don't like Wander's face That's one thing. I really don't like so far But everything else looks fucking phenomenal I mean the framerate alone is worth it Cuz Wander's face, oh wait we haveuhsa-- we have a photo mode as well Ohh.. So photo mode There's lots of photo modes in games Look at his face. He looks like a baby. I don't like that in the other version I'm going to draw comparisons all the time sorry in the other version his face was a lot more Triangle and angular because it had to be back then like all he had were like polygons and stuff R2 is to grab now? Wait, what was the original grab? It was R1 wasn't it? LeehhHHDOo (sonorous singing) Like the grass actually sways now, that's awesome Wait what do other buttons do, the square is still that. what's triangle? Oh, triangle is my Agro button. Agro!! Sorry, stay there Agro. "Stay there egg roll" Listen that's your name from now on Agro! Your name's Eggroll for this series Oh wait, what's the button to roll now through it. Whoa, now we just have a dedicated roll button Cuz rolling in the original is crouch and jump at the same time, so now we just have a button. now it's like Dark Souls! now we just roll all we want! that- that's a good change and I thought it'd be weird to get used to these buttons, but it's not these actually works so much better good decision Okay, he feels the same like running around feels similar if anything he feels better. He feels more responsive that might just be the 60fps, tho give it to me show me the Colossus Oh yeah OHyeah OH ho fk! Oh, he looks so good!! See what I mean like the fur on his back and on his leg and everything now when he moves, it actually sways It looks like he actually has hair Whoa Come here ya big, bitch TheOnlyOtherTime to get this game at 60fps as well was to play it on an emulator on PC Whoa Dude you have a hand now!! You never had a hand before well you did, but oh- this glows red now that's kinda cool oh shit, oH shit Because I played this game so many times now there's pressure on me to do well because I'm recording I know I'm not going to It's gonna be so embarrassing if I fail these things Geezus the fur looks fucking awesome And what I mean by him having a hand is that he actually has like movable digits on his hand now oh, oH, OH, shaky bitch God that's fucking beautiful Okay, okay, let me give you a stab lemme give you a stab stab come on man. Oh, you've mad glowing eyes now whoa you've little nose rings! Dude you're punk emo, I never knew that OH So close to dead okay, okay there we go one down Because before their hands were just like this all the time. Oh my god those tendrils look so cool. Imma runaway The sound effects are way better Oh jesus, that looks bizarre Are we going through a fallopian tube? Well actually kind of looks like a wormhole now And there's no like do you want to save after the boss fights? Because everything just Auto saves these days that's cool I'm dead can ya give me a poke? You did it, Wander! one down you can do this She's not alive yet, though sadly Awesome it's crazy the difference like more detail makes My next foe is-- Have to go fight my boy Quadratus Okay you stay there, okay, I'll be back His face is so weird so is hers Let's get a close-up on this face now that I have photo mode He just looks like a baby He's in the other one he looked like he had like determination and everything ol' babyface McGee over here Oh, what's up, egg roll? Nice. Agro also looks a bit smaller or maybe my eyes' just playing tricks on me CozHe's massive in the original version of the game So fucking excited- Pray before it and you can save your game. Well that'll be interesting if there's auto saves in the game How is this gonna work? I guess we find out Alright, Eggroll? I'm going to the altar. I'm gonna go pray for not death *mystical wooshing* Wow That's a very very nice change Not only did it look all sparkly and cool but I don't have to go sit through menus to save or anything anymore I like this game! (no, you love this game.) Okay, ah shit okay new buttons kind of weird! Cuz X is to get off and get on instead of triangle X is normally to make him go! Her go, actually S' beautiful, man.. Be still my beating heart Didn't add anything extra to the game either by the way a lot of people were wondering about that Did they add all the bonus colossi that were supposed to be in the original game, but were cut, but-- BUT I get why they didn't because they'd actually have to figure out the AI's and the path thing for them and create the environments fully like all those things before were just concepts. They weren't actual fully fledged things some of them were probably playtested, but were removed then later on so having to add those would have just added way too much to the game and it also would have disturbed the flow of the Game because the colossi now are all set out in specific patterns That you you face certain one certain times for different reasons Good god oh my God look at the water. It has waves it actually looks like water!! That's awesome!! :0 "Is this real life?" I still can't believe I'm actually just playing this game It's one of those things that you wait for so long again like with the last guardian you wait so so long for it And then when it's finally here, you're like "wait, I'm actually playing this!!" This is the thing and then you kind of take it for granted, so I'm just Taking my time. I'm taking it all in Otherwise I could have this episode without the cutscene at the start. I could have this episode over in like 15 minutes And I probably going to keep the same pattern as well of doing like two colossi per episode But, as i was saying, like, the first guy you fight is the simplest Colossus just get up, stab-- actually stabbing him in the leg and-- d'oh-- Stabbing him in the leg and making him bend over. That's-- it's something you wouldn't really expect for the first, Colossus You'd expect just a climb and stab on the head but whatever, but then this guy Shows you that oh, not all the colossi are actually two-legged. They're not like humanoid They don't walk around like that this one has four legs and walks around like like a dog or a horse or something Or a goat! actually, kinda looks like a goat coz he's horns Yeah, there's a lot less bloom in the game the lighting is a lot more realistic rather than being there the otherworldly like super Bright, shiny sky, and everything glowing all the time which I'm sure will piss some people off but I mean, I like that they tried something different with it kept it the same But tried something different because otherwise you could just play the other version So this this is a nice Iteration of the game to try and show you like this is what it would look like if it was real life so to speak All the stones are all covered in sandy dust Please tell me Agro leaves hoof prints in the sand OH GOD YES It's like the first thing I look to- when I see sand or snow in games Whoa And the beam coming up from where I kill them Oh shit, it actually looks like a frickin' portal now with lightning in it That's awesome!! Jeez, I love this! and if anyone is gonna be hypercritical in this game, It's me. *heheh* But no, I'm really liking alot of the changes so far Sound design being better is one of the bigger things for me Because we have higher fidelity audio just in general these days and everything's like super HD So you need HD audio to go with it Show your face quaddy boy, Quadimodo * "I heard that" - Quadimodo * Look at that furry baby looks like he's mushrooms on him! Which I guess is the point and you can really see how glow-y their eyes are now Pretty sure in the original, they- they still had glowy eyes, but here you can definitely see it Okay, Agro, EggRoll. I'm gonna have to leave you STOP! IN THE NAME OF WANDER!! Can I make your eyes glow red? yeHAH! :D Okay, get ready Fuck yeh! stILL GOT IT! Egg roll! stay out of the way! I got a mission to do! Hup! nice... nice- good speed, good speed. climb. Can you climb? Why weren't you climbing? HUP! Oh God. you decided to shake at the worst moment? WhoAA! WaUW! x2 And the fur all moving around-- okay, why are you backwards? This makes you hard to control Wander. cuz normally you can as soon as you get up You can jump and the game kind of teleports you now, and then when you grab on to things So you can jump further and grab further wow, they actually looked like real creatures now! AH, Come on hold on what are you some kind of bitch? And I like to think the glyphs actually give off a glow That glyph, by the way is my next tattoo The thing that I'm stabbing. the white blueish thing I'm not getting it whitish blue. I'm just getting a simple outline of it because I think it looks fucking awesome Maybe I might get it filled in black So two tattoos from two of my favorite games because whAT? DX How did you fall off? I was holding grip! can i grab back on? oh come on man, waste my fucking time This is what I mean any other time I played and I'd probably be fine, but no the one time I decided to record it things go wrong for you What the fuck is happening? Okay these things That's what I mean. You can jump way further these things are all out of my control! I'm holding grip, but he just wouldn't hold on Normally if you're just holding grip in general you hold on no matter what happens It's one of the benefits of having a fucking grip button Whatever-whatever, we're back up we're ready to go This is not the speed run the speed run will come when I finish the game, and then I do the time trials Right now. I'm just enjoying it. wAUW, SHAKE IT BABY! actually, you're alot more like a bull aren't you? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo? (doo-doo's along with the tune of the song) Because when it comes to the time trials Then I'll show you my skills I can fucking power through this game if I want to. oH! shimmy sham Oh! shaky shaky bakey baby! Here you go. Yeah, okay wander. You don't have fucking skis on Wait your'e not dead. Oh man his health bar is blocked by my recording symbol awee :'[ The eyes go dark D: Okay Wander, get off get off, hide underneath him. if you hide underneath them they can't getcha. they can't catch you down here-- dammit! DX They literally always get you you can't hide it all even if you glitch through the wall They would glitch through the wall and get you This is still weird to look at I feel like I'm in interstellar or something I do like that the colossi kind of look more like creatures now they actually look like animals They have a bit more detail on them like the things on his shoulders looked a lot more like mushrooms than they did before So they look a lot more organic mixed with.. Stonework! which was the intention for them to begin with they were like part land part building kind of thing Nicee two down is she-- she alive yet? My next foe is-- my next foe is my favorite foe. The next colossus is my favorite one! A giant canopy soars to the heavens the anger of the sleeping giant shatters the earth So the next one is Gaius and he's my absolute favorite. He's the one that all He's like the face of the game almost That anytime you see like screenshots of the game a lot of the times. It's Gaius because he's just a coolest one Egg roll? There ya are! Poor-- aheh Poor Agro has to run back every single time I get teleported. I'm fine, but Agro has to be like "oh god =H=; " "Where'd he go oh? >H> " "Augh, I don't know. I'm just gonna go back to that temple, at least the girl is there" and then you come back He's like "Oh! you ARE here! Okay cool." *Sick swivel BI* Alrighty! Well, I'm going to leave this episode here. MAN, It feels good to be back in this game! So excited that they get to play it again for a series! I'm so glad that this is what I do! Every single day of my life now is that I get to play cool shit. I get to play cool games like, I get to have really great experiences for the first time and I get to share with so many wonderful people Man this is this makes it all worth it. This is what it's all about So guh-- okay bye Eggroll! See you see you next time ANYWAY! Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it PUNCH that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS! And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh! 2x** But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! ~~ (Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) Imma just camp out here. I'm just gonna sit down and be comfortable! (uwu)

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Shadow of the Colossus is and will always be my favorite game ever made." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 36.48, "text": "I just love it to bits." }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 38.559, "text": "It's so fucking good, and it had such an impact on me when I played it as a teenager." }, { "duration": 2.091, "start": 43.169, "text": "And I'm just really looking forward to playing." }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 45.84, "text": "This version of it-- they've changed a lot, a lot like visuals already just for the temple itself are" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 52.34, "text": "outstanding." }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 53.26, "text": "That looks so cool!" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 54.92, "text": "And they've re-" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 56.2, "text": "they've completely redone so many different elements of the game; all the character models are way more" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 60.34, "text": "improved, the colossus have fur now that actually like shakes around." }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 63.6, "text": "Also when I started up the game. They had a..." }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 68, "text": "A Graphics mode. You can do performance mode or" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 72.1, "text": "What was it?--" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 73.06, "text": "cinematic mode?" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 74.42, "text": "I think cinematic mode this makes things slightly sharper, but because I'm only playing at 1080p" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 78.88, "text": "it's not gonna make that much of a difference." }, { "duration": 3.951, "start": 81.549, "text": "Cinematic mode is really if you're playing on 4K with HDR and everything turned on," }, { "duration": 2.129, "start": 85.5, "text": "which I will be playing; I have a 4K TV." }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 87.88, "text": "So I will be playing that after I finish the series here, but for now for the sake of YouTube." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 92.67, "text": "I'm gonna be playing it in performance mode. Which!" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 95.29, "text": "Finally Shadow at the Colossus is at 60fps" }, { "duration": 3.259, "start": 98.86, "text": "Which is something if you played the original it ran at like 15?" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 102.64, "text": "Which was abysmal at times but back then it was like \"this game is just so amazing it doesn't matter\" and then the" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 108.22, "text": "remaster of it on PS3 only ran at 30fps, so now we finally have it--" }, { "duration": 2.009, "start": 112.98, "text": "Well, targeting 60fps." }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 114.99, "text": "So it'll probably slow down now and then when stuff gets really really hectic." }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 118.96, "text": "But I'm, I'm just I'm gonna embrace this entire game, again." }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 123.22, "text": "And a lot of this series is probably gonna be me pointing out things that are different or things that I notice are different or little things like that but OH!" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 130.12, "text": "I am so excited. *mild stutter* This is always such a weird game to commentate over because it's my favorite game ever made" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 136.9, "text": "so I.." }, { "duration": 1.99, "start": 138.53, "text": "Don't know. I don't know how to do this. Oh!!!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 142.069, "text": "The adrenaline's pumpin', man!" }, { "duration": 3.769, "start": 145.16, "text": "This was like when I got to play, uh, The Last Guardian for the first time." }, { "duration": 3.158, "start": 153.98, "text": "Show me my boys; my boy, and girl, I guess." }, { "duration": 2.351, "start": 157.138, "text": "There they are, look at them go." }, { "duration": 6.589, "start": 174.87, "text": "Oh, Agro. I get it Agro, going downstairs into a dark...hallway is not always the nicest." }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 198.54, "text": "And everything's so detailed and" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 203.61, "text": "I normally gush about the graphics and games already imagine what it's gonna be like for this series" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 209.4, "text": "Every minute little detail, coz I--" }, { "duration": 2.749, "start": 211.56, "text": "I know almost everything about this game" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 216.84, "text": "Which is funny" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 217.74, "text": "coz I still get lost going to some of the Colossus" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 219.64, "text": "colossi, I guess" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 235.1, "text": "Wander looks weird" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 238.86, "text": "Wow" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 250.04, "text": "There they are!" }, { "duration": 2.306, "start": 254.56, "text": "But the statutes are so detailed as well--" }, { "duration": 1.463, "start": 256.866, "text": "Oh, your face looks bizarre!!" }, { "duration": 2.31, "start": 259.63, "text": "What happened Wander?" }, { "duration": 2.3890000000000002, "start": 261.94, "text": "you look like a little chubby cheeked baby now?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 267.96, "text": "Listen to that music!" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 270.26, "text": "Ah" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 277.46, "text": "Awhh" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 278.18, "text": "one of the best soundtracks ever made for a videogame!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 286.4, "text": "God it's so crazy to see" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 299.15, "text": "Jeez all the details of his clothes and everything!" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 304.62, "text": "Look at their little toes!" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 307.32, "text": "Ah, The cloth animation is still similar. Hahaha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 314.3, "text": "Oh, weird!!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 320.96, "text": "That's so bizarre" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 324.26, "text": "Tell me Emon" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 325.64, "text": "((Runic speech begins))" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 327.6, "text": "The subtitles start acting weird and filling things in, sorry, but this is going to go on until the monologue is done" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 331.16, "text": "don't worry, if these subtitles are bothering you and you need them," }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 334.46, "text": "just move them around the screen to a spot you like" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 343, "text": "Did he say cock? hehehe" }, { "duration": 0.54, "start": 379.46, "text": "my bad" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 384.26, "text": "She's all like" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 386.61, "text": "round-faced as well" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 391.26, "text": "I'm wondering if they changed any of the voices or the sound effects in general" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 395.58, "text": "coz the soundtrack is just identical" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 409.9, "text": "*Agro is nervous*" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 414.28, "text": "It's okay, Agro." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 424.76, "text": "*epic sword reveal*" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 428.5, "text": "Ooo, nice" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 437.06, "text": "Hm." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 445.98, "text": "Okay then they're gone" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 457.76, "text": "*excited giggling*" }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 508.14, "text": "DOormin" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 524.8, "text": "*deep amused laughter*" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 531.72, "text": "That's a freaky voice" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 587.9, "text": "aye x5 heheh" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 596.94, "text": "So weird sounding" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 629, "text": "You gotta go fight giant monsters wander" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 659, "text": "Brave boy!" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 669.78, "text": "ohmyGod it's so cool." }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 686.16, "text": "Aye x4" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 700.06, "text": "My God we're in oh yeah" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 704.12, "text": "Okay, maybe not yet, okay, give it a second, and then we'll be in now we're in" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 717.56, "text": "\"Aise renly\" wait press X to jump?" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 724.22, "text": "Whoa! they changed all the buttons" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 729.98, "text": "Ahh, I mean that makes sense." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 732.48, "text": "but I didn't know they were changing all the buttons" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 736.76, "text": "Ah yeah, so some stuff I might be mistaken on" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 739.46, "text": "cause I can't remember what's from the actual full original Game" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 743.36, "text": "but" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 744.52, "text": "Well couldn't they just press left and right arrow or left and right in the d-pad to cycle through my weapons" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 750.78, "text": "now It's just press left and right to uhm" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 752.98, "text": "to take out the sword" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 755.68, "text": "holdupthesword" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 757.84, "text": "Okay, okay, actually be in sunlight" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 765.1, "text": "\"Press triangle or X when you're near Agro to mount\"" }, { "duration": 4.219, "start": 769.6, "text": "ah now it's press triangle to make Agro run faster, triangle used to be jump" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 775.78, "text": "That's weird" }, { "duration": 7.46, "start": 779.65, "text": "Holy shit look at that oh my god the game has grass" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 789.91, "text": "Also high frame rate" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 794.14, "text": "Kinda want it. I kind of want to test. This is what the game looks like now I kinda want it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 798.3, "text": "Can I do it on the fly?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 801.85, "text": "Cinematic mode" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 803.94, "text": "yeah, so that's that's what 30fps looks like I don't even know if that shows up well in the video" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 810.66, "text": "that is choppy as all hell" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 814.8, "text": "and stuff looks slightly sharper, but not enough to keep that on" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 821.82, "text": "Look how smooth that is oh my god butter butter in my eyes." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 827.5, "text": "I love it!!" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 830.02, "text": "And Agro looks cooler, the rocks are so sharp..." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 834.94, "text": "Let's play map" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 837.1, "text": "Oh, the map is so high-res.. OH I'MGIDDY!!" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 842.64, "text": "I'm gonna dri-- d'uh--" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 844.2, "text": "As many times as I've played this game. I can fucking blast through this game" }, { "duration": 3.17, "start": 848.55, "text": "I could fly through this game if I really wanted to" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 851.72, "text": "well assuming that the controls still feel similar to what was in the original" }, { "duration": 2.3890000000000002, "start": 857.86, "text": "Or in the other remaster" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 860.77, "text": "But I'm gonna try and take my time with this series" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 865.27, "text": "Just because so much has changed" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 868, "text": "Stuff isn't just flat textures anymore it actually looks like rocks and grass" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 872.95, "text": "The lighting is so nice one thing that people are worried about with the game. Is that the art style has changed too much" }, { "duration": 5.029, "start": 878.47, "text": "Because if you remember from the other one the sky was always like really bright white and the game" }, { "duration": 3.329, "start": 883.5, "text": "It was always notorious for having this like really strong bloom effect" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 887.32, "text": "to try and give it sort of an otherworldly feel that this is not a place that you should be and that it's not a" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 892.87, "text": "place of man so to speak so" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 895.65, "text": "It might look a little worse art-style wise like the sword also. Just looks like a regular sword now whereas in the original" }, { "duration": 6.469, "start": 902.31, "text": "It was definitely like black in the middle and white on the outside it was very very contrasted, so you could see it very clearly" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 909.99, "text": "so this stuff all being changed might be a little weird to look at" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 914.7, "text": "But this is like this is basically what it would look like if Shadow of the Colossus was realistic" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 919.29, "text": "Put it that way. I don't like Wander's face" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 922.59, "text": "That's one thing. I really don't like so far" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 928.71, "text": "But everything else looks fucking phenomenal" }, { "duration": 3.349, "start": 936.87, "text": "I mean the framerate alone is worth it" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 942.24, "text": "Cuz Wander's face, oh wait we haveuhsa-- we have a photo mode as well" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 947.3, "text": "Ohh.." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 948.36, "text": "So photo mode" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 949.82, "text": "There's lots of photo modes in games" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 952.46, "text": "Look at his face. He looks like a baby." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 955.82, "text": "I don't like that" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 957.42, "text": "in the other version" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 958.68, "text": "I'm going to draw comparisons all the time sorry in the other version his face was a lot more" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 963.44, "text": "Triangle and angular because it had to be back then" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 968.1, "text": "like all he had were like polygons and stuff" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 971, "text": "R2 is to grab now?" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 973.52, "text": "Wait, what was the original grab? It was R1 wasn't it?" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 979.04, "text": "LeehhHHDOo\n(sonorous singing)" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 980.4, "text": "Like the grass actually sways now, that's awesome" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 985.44, "text": "Wait what do other buttons do, the square is still that." }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 989.36, "text": "what's triangle? Oh, triangle is my Agro button." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 991.76, "text": "Agro!!" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 993.6, "text": "Sorry, stay there Agro." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 997.83, "text": "\"Stay there egg roll\"" }, { "duration": 4.969, "start": 1000.23, "text": "Listen that's your name from now on Agro! Your name's Eggroll for this series" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 1006.62, "text": "Oh wait, what's the button to roll now through it." }, { "duration": 3.91, "start": 1009.96, "text": "Whoa, now we just have a dedicated roll button" }, { "duration": 5.5, "start": 1016.48, "text": "Cuz rolling in the original is crouch and jump at the same time, so now we just have a button." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1021.98, "text": "now it's like Dark Souls!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1023.32, "text": "now we just roll all we want!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1026.17, "text": "that- that's a good change" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 1030.28, "text": "and I thought it'd be weird to get used to these buttons, but it's not" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 1033.3, "text": "these actually works so much better good decision" }, { "duration": 1.85, "start": 1041.89, "text": "Okay, he feels the same" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 1043.74, "text": "like running around feels similar" }, { "duration": 3.069, "start": 1045.44, "text": "if anything he feels better. He feels more responsive" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 1049.09, "text": "that might just be the 60fps, tho give it to me show me the Colossus" }, { "duration": 1.67, "start": 1057.49, "text": "Oh yeah" }, { "duration": 0.63, "start": 1059.16, "text": "OHyeah" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1063.059, "text": "OH ho fk!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1069.36, "text": "Oh, he looks so good!!" }, { "duration": 1.201, "start": 1077.419, "text": "See what I mean like" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 1078.62, "text": "the fur on his back and on his leg and everything now" }, { "duration": 1.749, "start": 1080.76, "text": "when he moves, it actually sways" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1082.88, "text": "It looks like he actually has hair" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1090.21, "text": "Whoa" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1092.43, "text": "Come here ya big, bitch" }, { "duration": 2.65, "start": 1094.53, "text": "TheOnlyOtherTime to get this game at 60fps as well" }, { "duration": 2.05, "start": 1097.18, "text": "was to play it on an emulator on PC" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 1103.3, "text": "Whoa" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 1104.48, "text": "Dude you have a hand now!!" }, { "duration": 2.45, "start": 1107.67, "text": "You never had a hand before" }, { "duration": 1.25, "start": 1110.12, "text": "well you did, but" }, { "duration": 1.69, "start": 1111.37, "text": "oh- this glows red now" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 1114.96, "text": "that's kinda cool" }, { "duration": 0.87, "start": 1116.48, "text": "oh shit, oH shit" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 1120.63, "text": "Because I played this game so many times now" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1122.84, "text": "there's pressure on me to do well because" }, { "duration": 2.1390000000000002, "start": 1124.6, "text": "I'm recording I know I'm not going to" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 1127.29, "text": "It's gonna be so embarrassing if I fail these things" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 1132.03, "text": "Geezus the fur looks fucking awesome" }, { "duration": 2.121, "start": 1139.539, "text": "And what I mean by him having a hand" }, { "duration": 3.179, "start": 1141.66, "text": "is that he actually has like movable digits on his hand now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1146.59, "text": "oh, oH, OH, shaky bitch" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1150.49, "text": "God that's fucking beautiful" }, { "duration": 2.421, "start": 1154.059, "text": "Okay, okay, let me give you a stab" }, { "duration": 2.129, "start": 1156.48, "text": "lemme give you a stab stab come on man." }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1161.08, "text": "Oh, you've mad glowing eyes now" }, { "duration": 1.249, "start": 1164.68, "text": "whoa you've little nose rings!" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 1168.28, "text": "Dude you're punk emo, I never knew that" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 1172.34, "text": "OH" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1173.76, "text": "So close to dead" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1176.64, "text": "okay, okay" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1178.66, "text": "there we go one down" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1196.34, "text": "Because before their hands were just like this all the time." }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1199.7, "text": "Oh my god those tendrils look so cool." }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1203.48, "text": "Imma runaway" }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 1207.7, "text": "The sound effects are way better" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1215.72, "text": "Oh jesus, that looks bizarre" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1219.35, "text": "Are we going through a fallopian tube?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1224.21, "text": "Well actually kind of looks like a wormhole now" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 1233.03, "text": "And there's no like do you want to save after the boss fights?" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 1238.94, "text": "Because everything just Auto saves these days that's cool" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1247.68, "text": "I'm dead" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 1250.04, "text": "can ya give me a poke?" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1262.7, "text": "You did it, Wander!" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 1264.42, "text": "one down you can do this" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1269.9, "text": "She's not alive yet, though sadly" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 1299.72, "text": "Awesome" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 1302.08, "text": "it's crazy the difference like more detail makes" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1311.61, "text": "My next foe is--" }, { "duration": 2.179, "start": 1332.799, "text": "Have to go fight my boy Quadratus" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 1341.519, "text": "Okay you stay there, okay, I'll be back" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1345.599, "text": "His face is so weird so is hers" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1349.079, "text": "Let's get a close-up on this face now that I have photo mode" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1354.479, "text": "He just looks like a baby" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 1358.94, "text": "He's in the other one he looked like he had like determination and everything" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1363.88, "text": "ol' babyface McGee over here" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 1366.28, "text": "Oh, what's up, egg roll?" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 1369.86, "text": "Nice." }, { "duration": 1.896, "start": 1371.8, "text": "Agro also looks a bit smaller" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1374.66, "text": "or maybe my eyes' just playing tricks on me" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1378, "text": "CozHe's massive in the original version of the game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1387.75, "text": "So fucking excited-" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 1399.6, "text": "Pray before it and you can save your game." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 1402.24, "text": "Well that'll be interesting if there's auto saves in the game" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1404.58, "text": "How is this gonna work?" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1409.44, "text": "I guess we find out" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1410.78, "text": "Alright, Eggroll? I'm going to the altar." }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 1414.68, "text": "I'm gonna go pray for not death" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1418.96, "text": "*mystical wooshing*" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1421.78, "text": "Wow" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 1425.08, "text": "That's a very very nice change" }, { "duration": 1.795, "start": 1427.38, "text": "Not only did it look all sparkly and cool" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1429.62, "text": "but I don't have to go sit through menus to save or anything anymore" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 1434.92, "text": "I like this game! (no, you love this game.)" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1437.82, "text": "Okay, ah shit" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1439.58, "text": "okay new buttons kind of weird!" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 1443.5, "text": "Cuz X is to get off and get on instead of triangle" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 1448.18, "text": "X is normally to make him go!" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1450.68, "text": "Her go, actually" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1456.7, "text": "S' beautiful, man.." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1460, "text": "Be still my beating heart" }, { "duration": 4.909, "start": 1464.92, "text": "Didn't add anything extra to the game either by the way a lot of people were wondering about that" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1470.32, "text": "Did they add all the bonus colossi that were supposed to be in the original game, but were cut, but--" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1475.66, "text": "BUT" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 1476.78, "text": "I get why they didn't" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1477.66, "text": "because they'd actually have to figure out the AI's and the path thing for them" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1481.72, "text": "and create the environments fully like all those things before were just concepts." }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 1485.86, "text": "They weren't actual fully fledged things some of them were probably playtested," }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1490.48, "text": "but were removed then later on" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1493.14, "text": "so having to add those would have just added way too much to the game" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 1496.66, "text": "and it also would have disturbed the flow of the" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1498.44, "text": "Game because the colossi now are all set out in specific patterns" }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 1502.62, "text": "That you you face certain one certain times" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1506.68, "text": "for different reasons" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 1510.9, "text": "Good god" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 1513.66, "text": "oh my God look at the water." }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1517.66, "text": "It has waves it actually looks like water!!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1522.809, "text": "That's awesome!! :0" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1529.109, "text": "\"Is this real life?\"" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 1533.369, "text": "I still can't believe I'm actually just playing this game" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 1537.24, "text": "It's one of those things that you wait for so long again like with the last guardian" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 1540.46, "text": "you wait so so long for it" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 1542.54, "text": "And then when it's finally here, you're like \"wait, I'm actually playing this!!\"" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 1545.549, "text": "This is the thing and then you kind of take it for granted, so I'm just" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1549.389, "text": "Taking my time. I'm taking it all in" }, { "duration": 2.535, "start": 1552.389, "text": "Otherwise I could have this episode without the cutscene at the start." }, { "duration": 2.2560000000000002, "start": 1554.924, "text": "I could have this episode over in like 15 minutes" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 1558.86, "text": "And I probably going to keep the same pattern as well of doing like two colossi per episode" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1564.2, "text": "But, as i was saying, like, the first guy you fight is the simplest Colossus" }, { "duration": 2.809, "start": 1569.58, "text": "just get up, stab-- actually stabbing him in the leg and--" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 1572.54, "text": "d'oh--" }, { "duration": 2.5, "start": 1574.48, "text": "Stabbing him in the leg and making him bend over." }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 1577.12, "text": "That's--" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 1578.3, "text": "it's something you wouldn't really expect for the first, Colossus" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1582.36, "text": "You'd expect just a climb and stab on the head but whatever, but then this guy" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1587.399, "text": "Shows you that oh, not all the colossi are actually two-legged. They're not like humanoid" }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 1592.76, "text": "They don't walk around like that this one has four legs and walks around like" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 1596.86, "text": "like a dog or a horse or something" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 1599.56, "text": "Or a goat!" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 1600.68, "text": "actually, kinda looks like a goat coz he's horns" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 1608.96, "text": "Yeah, there's a lot less bloom in the game" }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 1611.9, "text": "the lighting is a lot more realistic rather than being there the otherworldly like super" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1616.84, "text": "Bright, shiny sky, and everything glowing all the time" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 1620.73, "text": "which I'm sure will piss some people off but" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 1623.789, "text": "I mean, I like that they tried something different with it kept it the same" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1627.83, "text": "But tried something different because otherwise you could just play the other version" }, { "duration": 1.9809999999999999, "start": 1632.909, "text": "So this this is a nice" }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 1634.89, "text": "Iteration of the game to try and show you like this is what it would look like if it was real life so to speak" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 1638.7, "text": "All the stones are all covered in sandy dust" }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 1643.5, "text": "Please tell me Agro leaves hoof prints in the sand" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1648.14, "text": "OH GOD YES" }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 1651.2, "text": "It's like the first thing I look to- when I see sand or snow in games" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1656.46, "text": "Whoa" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 1661.7, "text": "And the beam coming up from where I kill them" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 1664.62, "text": "Oh shit," }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1666.24, "text": "it actually looks like a frickin' portal now" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1669.69, "text": "with lightning in it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1671.97, "text": "That's awesome!!" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 1680.56, "text": "Jeez, I love this! and if anyone is gonna be hypercritical in this game, It's me." }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 1685.18, "text": "*heheh*" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1687.64, "text": "But no, I'm really liking alot of the changes so far" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1691.84, "text": "Sound design being better is one of the bigger things for me" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 1695.509, "text": "Because we have higher fidelity audio just in general these days and everything's like super HD" }, { "duration": 2.01, "start": 1701.769, "text": "So you need HD audio to go with it" }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 1706.84, "text": "Show your face quaddy boy, Quadimodo" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 1711.46, "text": "* \"I heard that\" - Quadimodo *" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1722.54, "text": "Look at that furry baby looks like he's mushrooms on him!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1728.7, "text": "Which I guess is the point" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 1732.92, "text": "and you can really see how glow-y their eyes are now" }, { "duration": 4.819, "start": 1736.35, "text": "Pretty sure in the original, they- they still had glowy eyes, but here you can definitely see it" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 1742.16, "text": "Okay, Agro, EggRoll. I'm gonna have to leave you" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 1747.02, "text": "STOP!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1748.48, "text": "IN THE NAME OF WANDER!!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1752.22, "text": "Can I make your eyes glow red?" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 1754.96, "text": "yeHAH! :D" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1756.62, "text": "Okay, get ready" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 1759.08, "text": "Fuck yeh!" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1760.74, "text": "stILL GOT IT!" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1763.96, "text": "Egg roll! stay out of the way!" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1766.56, "text": "I got a mission to do!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1772.1, "text": "Hup!" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 1773.32, "text": "nice..." }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 1774.78, "text": "nice- good speed, good speed. climb." }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1778.7, "text": "Can you climb?" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1780.78, "text": "Why weren't you climbing?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1782.02, "text": "HUP!" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 1783.1, "text": "Oh God. you decided to shake at the worst moment?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1787.84, "text": "WhoAA!" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 1788.52, "text": "WaUW! x2" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1789.56, "text": "And the fur all moving around--" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 1791.38, "text": "okay, why are you backwards?" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1795.58, "text": "This makes you hard to control Wander. cuz normally you can as soon as you get up" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1800.74, "text": "You can jump and the game kind of teleports you now, and then when you grab on to things" }, { "duration": 2.119, "start": 1805.28, "text": "So you can jump further and grab further" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 1809.66, "text": "wow, they actually looked like real creatures now!" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 1814.4, "text": "AH, Come on hold on what are you some kind of bitch?" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 1818.84, "text": "And I like to think the glyphs actually give off a glow" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1824.48, "text": "That glyph, by the way is my next tattoo" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1827.63, "text": "The thing that I'm stabbing. the white blueish thing" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 1831.17, "text": "I'm not getting it whitish blue. I'm just getting a simple outline of it because I think it looks fucking awesome" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1836.29, "text": "Maybe I might get it filled in black" }, { "duration": 2.989, "start": 1840.71, "text": "So two tattoos from two of my favorite games because" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 1845.2, "text": "whAT? DX" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1847.28, "text": "How did you fall off? I was holding grip!" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 1850.6, "text": "can i grab back on? oh come on man, waste my fucking time" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 1856.52, "text": "This is what I mean any other time" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1858.34, "text": "I played and I'd probably be fine, but no the one time I decided to record it things go wrong for you" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1862.51, "text": "What the fuck is happening?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1866.12, "text": "Okay these things" }, { "duration": 3.349, "start": 1868.43, "text": "That's what I mean. You can jump way further these things are all out of my control!" }, { "duration": 2.549, "start": 1871.78, "text": "I'm holding grip, but he just wouldn't hold on" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 1876.98, "text": "Normally if you're just holding grip in general you hold on no matter what happens" }, { "duration": 2.089, "start": 1881.36, "text": "It's one of the benefits of having a fucking grip button" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1886.61, "text": "Whatever-whatever, we're back up we're ready to go" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1888.68, "text": "This is not the speed run the speed run will come when I finish the game, and then I do the time trials" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1894.5, "text": "Right now. I'm just enjoying it." }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1896.02, "text": "wAUW, SHAKE IT BABY!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1897.98, "text": "actually, you're alot more like a bull aren't you?" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 1901.49, "text": "Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo?\n(doo-doo's along with the tune of the song)" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 1907.28, "text": "Because when it comes to the time trials" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 1909.66, "text": "Then I'll show you my skills" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 1913.61, "text": "I can fucking power through this game if I want to." }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1920.68, "text": "oH! shimmy sham" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1922.58, "text": "Oh! shaky shaky bakey baby!" }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 1925.42, "text": "Here you go. Yeah, okay wander. You don't have fucking skis on" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1930.92, "text": "Wait your'e not dead. Oh man his health bar is blocked by my recording symbol" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 1939.98, "text": "awee :'[" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1944.62, "text": "The eyes go dark D:" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 1952.76, "text": "Okay Wander, get off" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 1954.28, "text": "get off, hide underneath him." }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 1955.86, "text": "if you hide underneath them they can't getcha." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 1958.04, "text": "they can't catch you down here--" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 1958.94, "text": "dammit! DX" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 1961.26, "text": "They literally always get you you can't hide it all even if you glitch through the wall" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1965.09, "text": "They would glitch through the wall and get you" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1969.15, "text": "This is still weird to look at I feel like I'm in interstellar or something" }, { "duration": 5.299, "start": 1976.92, "text": "I do like that the colossi kind of look more like creatures now they actually look like animals" }, { "duration": 4.609, "start": 1982.98, "text": "They have a bit more detail on them like the things on his shoulders looked a lot more like mushrooms than they did before" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1987.84, "text": "So they look a lot more organic" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 1990.06, "text": "mixed with.." }, { "duration": 6.229, "start": 1991.62, "text": "Stonework! which was the intention for them to begin with they were like part land part building kind of thing" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 2002.24, "text": "Nicee" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 2004.96, "text": "two down" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 2009.5, "text": "is she-- she alive yet?" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 2015.2, "text": "My next foe is--" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 2017.96, "text": "my next foe is my favorite foe." }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 2020.68, "text": "The next colossus is my favorite one!" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 2027.6, "text": "A giant canopy soars to the heavens" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2030.78, "text": "the anger of the sleeping giant shatters the earth" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 2040.16, "text": "So the next one is Gaius" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 2043, "text": "and he's my absolute favorite." }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 2045.7, "text": "He's the one that all" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 2047.82, "text": "He's like the face of the game almost" }, { "duration": 6.409, "start": 2050.22, "text": "That anytime you see like screenshots of the game a lot of the times. It's Gaius because he's just a coolest one" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 2057.44, "text": "Egg roll?" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 2059.52, "text": "There ya are!" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 2062.52, "text": "Poor-- aheh" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 2063.6, "text": "Poor Agro has to run back every single time I get teleported. I'm fine, but Agro has to be like \"oh god =H=; \"" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2069.86, "text": "\"Where'd he go oh? >H> \"" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 2071.879, "text": "\"Augh, I don't know. I'm just gonna go back to that temple, at least the girl is there\" and then you come back" }, { "duration": 2.331, "start": 2075.589, "text": "He's like \"Oh! you ARE here! Okay cool.\"" }, { "duration": 0.54, "start": 2079.44, "text": "*Sick swivel BI*" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 2080.08, "text": "Alrighty!" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 2080.78, "text": "Well, I'm going to leave this episode here." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 2082.48, "text": "MAN, It feels good to be back in this game!" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 2084.96, "text": "So excited that they get to play it again for a series!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2088.29, "text": "I'm so glad that this is what I do!" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 2090.78, "text": "Every single day of my life now" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 2092.98, "text": "is that I get to play cool shit." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 2094.3, "text": "I get to play cool games" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 2095.96, "text": "like, I get to have really great experiences for the first time and I get to share with so many wonderful people" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 2102.68, "text": "Man this is this makes it all worth it. This is what it's all about" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2107.07, "text": "So guh-- okay bye Eggroll!" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 2109.1, "text": "See you see you next time" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 2110.44, "text": "ANYWAY!" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 2111.2, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it" }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 2114.9, "text": "PUNCH that like button in the face!" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 2117.62, "text": "LIKE A BOSS!" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 2119.74, "text": "And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh! 2x**" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2122.68, "text": "But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!! ~~" }, { "duration": 14.22, "start": 2127.24, "text": "(Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2141.98, "text": "Imma just camp out here. I'm just gonna sit down and be comfortable! (uwu)" } ]

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I'm Ready To Be Terrified Again In Simulacra 2 - Part 1

The sequel to Simulacra is finally here! Simulacra 2 puts us back in the scary boots of someone who has found a lost or stolen phone. Will you uncover the mystery or will it be too terrifying for you? It's only out on mobile so far though so we'll have to wait for the PC release! Sub or I'll rob your phone - https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksepticeye?sub_confirmation=1 Become a Sponsor: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwvA1bhT8k

ykwvA1bhT8k

2024-11-29T10:37:46.169814

top of the morning ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to simulacra 2 now before we go anywhere i'm very sick so i might not be able to bring it as hard as i normally do the gaelic spirit is fading within me uh but simulacra ii came out but it only came out on mobile so far when i was away i just got back from la and everyone was saying that i should play similar too and i didn't know it was coming out earlier on mobile devices which makes sense because the whole game is about finding phones and stuff uh so i'm playing it on mobile first i was going to wait until the pc version came out but apparently it's like a month away i don't have to wait a month to play similacra i liked the first one i absolutely loved some of the moments that the first game gave us [ __ ] it's so much and it was really really fun so now i'm excited to see where they take simulacra ii if you don't know what simulacra is it's a it's a game all about where you find someone's phone and then you backtrack what happened to them bloody so let's just get in and play hopefully there's actual sound because it's not playing right now choose how your journey begins oh god what should i choose do i wait is there supposed to be sound oh god okay there is sound playing there's just no music playing for some reason you're a tabloid reporter and frights are your beat or you're a junior detective and a hardcore skeptic oh i i'm gonna go with the hardcore skeptic only for the fact that it sounds like septic that's my my very poke your nose in that no i don't care if you're on overtime just fix the damn thing damn plumbers so you keep saying you're ready for the big stuff well today's your lucky day wow oh rewards get your respect look you're the only one around this whole damn place i can trust everyone else is too set in their way of thinking this is a secret operation so you keep your mouth shut anyone finds out about this and our careers are toast i like toast turn the phone on when you're out of the station and alone i'll give you more instructions soon i wish i could say it's a matter of life and death but uh i'm afraid it's more than that don't screw this up it's more than a matter of life and death what more could there be okay so junior detective we got the phone yes hell yeah give it to me i i love the first sim electro we got some of the best moments ever in a horror play through the first civil lacroix this sounds like the stranger things soundtrack [Music] who dat i don't know but i'm excited to find out god this is intense nice that was cool uh it's a little weird to be playing it on my phone because i'm like looking down here all the time but yeah the first game gave us oh straight off with the glitches nice ah this is cool playing on a phone okay great it works i got a fresh murder case that's okay i'll read those in a second um because the gay i always thought what it would be like playing it on the focus i think the other one the phone version came second um but it's perfect because it literally looks like i'm playing i i'm actually like looking at the person's phone like i actually have the phone i have the phone right here um but the first game gave us that one where they had voices left and right in my head and every now and then it would just scare the [ __ ] on me the binaural audio and it was so cool but then we got the thing where i put in my name and it recognized who i was as like an easter egg from the developers and that was really cool that mess with my head i don't know if this one's going to be as good but i'm excited to find out uh okay hello testing test test great it works i got a fresh murder case that's way over my head choose a reply this is above my pay grade why all the secrecy but you're a senior officer why all the secrecy well i'm desperate i like the idea of him sitting back waiting to text me back like i hope they write me the chief closed the case in less than a week said it was an open and shut accidental death they just want to hit this month's quota instead of doing a proper job what a disgrace oh why waste time in a closed case then wow the department's really efficient that's terrible why waste time in a closed case because i know they're wrong about this and we're going to prove it i need the case reopened by force if necessary so i borrowed the only device i need the victim's phone which you have right now it's tainted dude it's corrupt it's all evidence you're going rogue is this a dead person's phone it's grim and it's weird i know but it's effective the investigation was a whole load of incompetent police work slip shot evidence collected bad interviewing practices i don't even know why they bothered my gut told me to look further and this phone proves me right okay i don't trust these methods um and last time this happened i talked to like a a demon i don't know if i want to talk to a demon again was it a demon can you call it that i don't know if you want to know what happened to the last similacra i advise going back to watch it because there's going to be a whole lot of stuff in this one that's probably related to that uh how did she die who's the victim you violated how did she die i'm curious or is that one of the things we don't know officially a heart attack her name was maya we received an anonymous anonymous call of a disturbance at her apartment responding officer found her dead don't you think that was too convenient a tip-off i really feel there has to be foul play here but what was the unofficial reason why did she actually die feelings are not proof any evidence to support your theory what are your leads let's go with your leads bruh nothing concrete but listen that video she left seems like she knew something was going to happen have you seen it i have not but i am very excited uh also why can't you just write all of this in one message we need to keep writing tons of messages i haven't take a look at it oh my god this is so weird because seriously it's just like actually being on my phone that is a lot of fingerprints um like the home button and everything at the bottom really feel like i'm actually perusing someone's phone that's cool um i know it's silly it's dumb shush let me have my moment i'm very excited uh corrupted photo let's reconstruct oh okay no clue's available so i can't drag it drag and drop anything all right fair enough let's go to our media we have a ton of photos wow oh my god it's swiping actually works damn these are all for the gram have you put these up in the ground because these these would work very well you're very attractive the internet would love that uh got your code juice wow hashtag candid these are nice pictures you did not take these on the phone oh you went to a ted talk that's epic okay that one's a little creepy who's taking all these pictures of you though this is the sign you've been looking for um that's cute wow hashtag vegan life okay you got some friends you got some of this you are very flexible i'm kind of jealous my bones and muscles don't work the same they used to mainly because i don't train them uh okay oh he's handsome look at this [ __ ] damn not only are you good locker but you got some good looking friends as well you kind of look like um what's the youtuber's name they run the channel blow galati's gonna look like her oh is this that's not the the marketplace in seattle is it could be look familiar okay okay lots of pictures coolly coolly coolly how many pictures do you have it said you had 64. wow okay damn we got booty goals going on oh yes yes here we go jesus christ okay this photo is corrupted and cannot be deleted from the factory reset restore point created okay can i oh my god i can actually zoom in on the photo as well this is so cool i'm actually glad now i'm playing it on the phone uh all right that is this just a picture okay we have to look at the video then uh fifth twenty first oh six okay we go in order okay i'm just gonna set this up it's you guys ready uh yes it didn't do this okay and it did it here but not there damn it in three two one beginnings that's cringe i'm not sure if that went off go check it okay give me a moment give me a moment okay okay i'm gonna take a look at it oh sorry that was a video girl wait wait wait i got this i got this okay [Laughter] i took a video oh my gosh i'm sorry um i wonder if i change my orientation because i have screen tilt thing locked uh let's turn that off does that okay hi namaste that's really strange you guys see that hell yeah [Music] hell yeah let it happen let the glitches begin this is all my fault i saw all the signs but i just wrote them off it was just so much easier to believe that i was just imagining things i didn't know would get this down no it's gonna be dangerous i felt it i can feel it coming for me hell yeah i think he's watching me and i think he wants to hurt me or worse i have to stop this thing before it's too late ah yes creepy i love it scan maya distressed a self-recording of maya looking distressed something seems to be coming for her and she blames herself for it's the semilacra it's common for you it gonna kill you okay the entire phone is still corrupted though looks like someone or something was stalking her anything sticks out to you yeah she's very bendy uh she lives a great lifestyle she seems like she's great friends she eats healthily so she doesn't deserve this uh she blames she's blaming herself for something yeah you think she caused her own death but what could she have done to feel hunted down in her own home reminds me of some of my stranger cases just go back surely there's a case for the last one that happened just look that up cross reference and come back to this one um i also like that we still get some of the stuff like did i even know what's happening [ __ ] it's so much that line better be in this game i miss it uh what strange cases unexplained death and mysterious disappearances that's a oh it's a tongue twister the one time someone got possessed by their phone i'm assigning you to the department of obscure phenomena ooh the dap wait that's an actual department the department of obscure phenomena i can't talk today man a discreet team within the force of solving cases involving the supernatural and the unknown dupe that's even better than top dupe really spending a lot of time writing he's like my mom it took you that long to write damn it damn it never mind the name it's just us both on this so we have to work fast first thing is to restore the phone okay uh how do we do that i would say like let's ask the i.t department over here like no just us it's hoping you can answer that [Music] i'm not good with new technology so i was hoping you can finish what i started just like kylo ren i installed the app there called warden it's got existing files to cover okay i'm sure you can figure it out for yourself all righty i have to use my detective brain which is good because i'm really big brain already i'm super awesome mega brain hey stop messaging me just remember you might find this manual useful full manual okay it doesn't do it for you guys i'm sorry it changes like this and then [Music] since the department is pinching pennies i'll be conducting this training manual for our new app it's called uh nevermind you know what i'm talking about wireless autonomous this app is a powerhouse enforcement recovery tool and clue detection look at the d in and as capitalized just to make it seem like a crypting okay whatever i can figure it out i'm a smart boy i know how phones work okay uh let's try corrupted photo in [Music] dude i'm a legend i got whatsapp back i got email back surfer chimera jabber's back good job kid looks like some of the phones data information is being restored let's keep doing this and we'll find something in no time you spying on me i placed a tracker in the phone let me know if you're trying to actually figure it out or if you're just looking at the pictures of the pretty girls and the pretty people on the phone so i can get up to speed immediately you need to know details of the crime scene as well it's all in the case file am i going to a crime scene i don't know if i feel comfortable with that chief i'm not risking this covert operation by having you trampling all over the crime scene i'll give you access to the police database you'll find everything you need there okay okay such a big mean man i wonder if i can put all right so i can't use that all right um did i get any new videos photo 64 videos three okay i got some music uh that's so sinking okay okay i'm very worried that that's copyrighted so let's just avoid that for now all right who are we calling 911 welcome to emergency services we have upgraded to a new self-guided response service to better aid you with your car okay great malika i wish all my problems can be solved with an apology video late for work apology video forget your anniversary apology video straight up killed a dude straight up a kill dude you supposedly killed a dude apology video i mean if it worked for logan paul for getting a dead body in a video then it can work for anybody uh what have you changed your mind do you apologize for your apology video bad in bed apology video i wish there was an app for that yeah you just play plug in what happened and how sorry the level of sorry that you are and then it just regurgitates something for you be true to you only with our limited edition eyewear okay protect yourself from those evil eyes and their negativity hey you want to protect yourself from negativity just buy our glasses it'll block out the haters love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself that's a good one i say that a lot when people have to do something with my hair whenever i go to the hairdressers and they're like what do you want done blah blah blah then they say something about it i'm like thanks i grew it myself i'm very smart and funny uh piping hot tea maya eats clean stopped posting a while ago anyone know what's happened to her ooh me after eating one bag of doritos maybe gamers have a point after all uh okay no i don't want to click on these due to personal reasons i've decided to stop aging i'll only be turning 25 every year from now on thanks uh okay anything here worthwhile have an exciting sponsorship coming soon apparently some company found me alluring uh girlfriend told me to go big or go home so i just went home oh my boy okay did she write here oh this is her one i've never wanted to eat to avoid being online until recently i don't understand how people can come up with such vile things to say it'll blow over maya i'm here for you if you need me to be honest why do we hate her again you're stronger than them what did i do it's not without reason there are real concerns with what you've been posting and people are frustrated okay that doesn't justify anything i'm with you on that i wish there's another way sorry save it maya she was being nice but what did you do where's my profile oh this is this is literally twitter i mean that's what it's supposed to be because it's called jabber um let's see what you posted my god this is a lot you guys need to listen to this all right this is normal uh yeah i'm into bdsm building disciple discipline strength motivation hell yeah i'm into bdsm being awesome what that's what it stands for doesn't it hahahaha so relatable uh wrapping up my week was rebecca guys don't be afraid to go to the gym nobody's judging you trust me most of us are worried about our own progress and we're there to lift each other up lift each other up literally or figuratively both if that's what you want oh wait this carson dude replied that's just excuse for you to justify not going oh what i wasn't always like that for me we all start somewhere okay let me settle this debate once and for all pineapple on pizza is good yes queen yes preach it pineapple on pizza is awesome why is everyone been you don't see p people who like pineapple on pizza you don't see them turning around and being like oh ew you don't like pineapple on pizza okay us pineapple on pizza lovers are the gateway to a higher plane of existence and thoughtfulness we're very open-minded we like pineapple on our pizza because it's awesome you get that little tangy that little like pop of sweetness as you bite i want pineapple on pizza right now i'm gonna order pineapple on pizza and just that today so all of you at home who are like it's like [ __ ] you it's the same with the people who are like ew you like drinking milk just like drinking milk not with anything else drinking milk is great it's good for your bones next time somebody says that to me i want to punch them in the chest and watch all the ribs break anyway i've had namaste thrown at me so many times and that word is starting to lose meaning uh and then of course everyone just says namaste this is why you don't say it on the internet this is what happened with some of the pma stuff i was like no pma is just about realizing your potential and trying to be better and trying your best every single day and then people turn around and start throwing it at each other to be like just have pma if your day's going bad that defeats the purpose you're doing more damage than good stop that my intention was to inspire people sorry if i offended anyone with my posts now let's move forward and on to more positive things ah they are vegan yogi vegan uh it's called yoga um so they did they delete the stuff they were posting interesting what is all this [ __ ] at the top oh yeah that's malika that wrote that i kept thinking it was maya um okay and then my east clean stop posting a while ago anyone know what's happened to her internet detox i heard it's quite popular she just needs a timeout i guess god hope she's okay okay so she just vanished at one point what is chimera okay so chimera is instagram basically oh my god they even have stories at the top jesus mina de silva hi you guys so um i'm not like good at talking about myself because i got like massive ptsd from experiencing so much violence in my short life so far sometimes i just want to give up you know i mean i've lost so much what's the point for you guys your support is what keeps me going i mean cause you you help me get the music out and it hurts less that way that's sweet um be careful with that though you shouldn't just rely on the support of people online you shouldn't rely on likes and stuff like that to keep you going it's it's good and it's a motivator and it gives you validation when you need it and it's good to see your work get rewarded but it's a slippy slope if you just rely on that trust me i have first-hand experience with that stuff um okay this is your other friend what does he what's do followers let's make some noise come on yeah all right all right listen up i get it i get you i've done that nine to five and it sucked balls yeah you and me sucks we're dreamers we're going to grab success by the throne and we're going to own it yeah yeah i'm going to show you how let's do it come on oh my god this is oh it's like that scene in burdemic is it bird damage where he's like yeah everybody billion dollars you you you you you everybody yeah they clap for like 15 minutes this is oh this is it this is the cliff this is oh i gotta go into rex keegan's life he is our new [ __ ] it's swatch [Applause] [Music] so that sounds like there's like 100 people in the room and then all right all right listen up i get it i get you i've done that nine to five and it sucked balls sucks you and me we're dreamers we're going to grab success by the throat and we're gonna own it yeah did he say we're gonna grab some success did he mess up the line wait i want to go back we're dreamers we're going to grab success but we're going to grab success oh boy i am so into rex this is amazing rex let's get it what else are you saying if you've been whining about that hustle life i've got two words for you man the hell up if you want to make that pivot to success you gotta bring your a-game every single day is he irish get out of your comfort zone think big to win big he's irish you gotta think big visualize it and then do it you gotta ignore the haters and just do you you gotta move fast break things and take those broken shards and carve out your success stick with my program you can be the one driving a sweet ride like this oh rex oh rex no rex [Music] oh rex no oh it's so bad did you hear the music in the background who are you gonna mess with rex that's amazing we're just going to describe success by the hogies yeah and it sucks sucks here's an opportunity you don't want to miss my friends you see the way to hustle smart is you got to fly close to the sun you gotta find your role model and orbit that sun like a mofo that's how you're gonna grow here's your chance to get into my orbit up close and personal i'm looking for two ninja apprentices people will pay hundreds of thousands to get into this vortex but i'm not in this for the money i'm low buying this opportunity for you it's cheaper than going to college let's do this are you are you rex are you lowballing it for me are you sure it's not about the money all because people don't understand what i do but enough's enough it's time i approve all the haters wrong see i've been called manny things since my stat start on chimera liar cheater scammer without actual proof oh my god rex you are insufferable but i love you oh and of course he has entrepreneur written in his bio that's how you know it's serious oh my god yes this is chimera is amazing i love this maya eats clean what are you posting namaste you guys good morning this is like my favorite thing to do in the morning first thing right after i wake up is i come onto my yoga mat and i spend time in this natural energy especially in the sunlight the vitamin d is great for you and it's just so powerful you know i feel already energetically charged in my solar plexus from the center of my body it's absolutely amazing and i hope that you guys can adopt this is your daily practice and while you're there take three deep breaths for yourself right i like to keep it really simple i'll just inhale love and exhale ego three times and then i get on with my day and it's always amazing and i hope you guys have an amazing day too i hope you have an amazing day too you too maya even though aren't you dead yikes um this is the type of stuff it's like there's some decent messaging in there but it all depends on delivery because now it just sounds kind of pretentious am i being too harsh i'm sorry i just can't stand that type of social media where it's like you you can go out and do it you can really accomplish your goals if you just buy my seminar if you if you really just like pay a subscription to my website you can accomplish anything because you're powerful people always think that my life is perfect but that's just so far from the truth i struggled with my health for the longest time i had no energy to get out of bed i was losing hair and i was just in so much pain so what i did was i went to study nutrition to learn what works for me because doctors they don't even know that much anyway they're just trying to sell you a big pharma you just gotta go listen to what your heart tells you yeah doctors don't know what they're talking about they just spend like 11 years in school learning nothing they're just trying to sell you drugs dude anyway this video is sponsored by kojus listen to your body it knows what it's doing the fact that just listen to me on the internet listen to me oh my god i hope you have an amazing day oh [ __ ] it's so much all right usually not a fan of gym selfies since i actually come here to work out alright let's see what this is hi guys it is day two of the celery cabbage time seed cleanse and this thing makes me feel at one with the universe hi guys yeah if at one with the universe you mean [ __ ] yourself constantly is it the universe it's such a great post-workout drink you know it fills up your electrolytes it balances out your free radical levels and um just make sure that you're sticking to non-gmo veggies only okay bye oh my god oh the best part about this is that it's self-aware like obviously the developers put her in like this to get a reaction like that it's like yeah just stick to this cleanse don't listen to doctors listen to me because i know what i'm doing this is not a fat diet bruh hey guys i actually wanted to share this with you today it's a little bit embarrassing but i do want to be honest about how i used to look like this is a photo of me from a couple years ago i know right but the person that you see in front of you right now is a direct result of a good change and diet and a healthy lifestyle i just want you to remember to maintain that positive mindset and remember you can do it too i mean don't get me wrong there's some decent like advice in there about like being your best self and trying hard and working out and dieting and all that kind of stuff it's just the package that it's put in is a little cringe anyway detective marilo do you find anything yeah i found out why she was killed yeah she was selling uh she she did a bad sponsorship so similacra and killed her uh okay i'll give you access to the police database okay we're gonna find it let's let's keep motoring it's the police database you can find it in the app just gave you clearance okay get it from warden gotcha oh that's kind of cool goddamn plumbers and they're stupid questions i have to go get get your homework done before i get back we're working a homicide case this is the biggest case of our lives you me we're gonna bust this wide open okay jimmy i'll be there in five seconds to figure out why my toilet is [ __ ] blocked um okay here we go victim name maya he my who wait i i forget what her second name was did he say it here um her name was maya okay we don't have a second name yet i think i might have seen it somewhere um let me check some of this stuff maya crane yeah i knew i read it out somewhere uh let's go here here okay maya crane find [Music] what we got okay let's go through some of maya's chats uh ooh there's a group chat new beginnings rex mina aria and maya so so so so it's official we're a team now do you guys think we should have a team name like being the big collectives on chimera do it this isn't high school amina and we got to be like everybody else kind of fun idea being part of group doesn't make us automatic friends i wouldn't say no to how do i put this friendlier relations maybe i'll introduce my foot to your face area coming in hot cut it out rex anyway mina's right fans eat it up and their faves get together especially when they're all besties you know having a name would sell that yeah there's nothing better than to fake it and sell a bunch of stuff don't done seriously what's next color-coded spandex suits yeah you get anything better chica have a name it should be fear something people are jealous they aren't a part of like fame fatale or aesthetic that that's a good one i like that one arya sounds like they know how the internet works precisely seven nightmares okay when there's good stuff happening in this it's from this poem by my favorite poet lex acostas this quote from this piece it hits close to home for me new beginnings these tears are not mine they are not made of my body my soul they belong to the girl i once was these are not tears of sadness or remorse for she is celebrating new beginnings that await her that's kind of nice that's beautiful maya rather cliche but i suppose cliche does so to new friends and new beginnings i guess we got what the group name was right at the top of the screen let's listen to this oh i thought i missed the jabber thing but you're all gonna be there too right i hate going for these things with them everyone's so fake so if it gets too much i can share with you guys yeah everyone's so fake buy my juice cleanse this this tweet is sponsored uh i think not by the way i'm not saying that all sponsorships are bad of course i've done some myself uh what i'm saying is that the way they're doing it seems fake as hell and clearly by the way she's saying things here it's just to sell stuff to fans it's it's not really about doing stuff that you're interested in or stuff that you would naturally do anyway um like some of the the game ones i've done are for stuff that i've like i genuinely wanted to play or try out but if you're just doing it for the sake of selling stuff to fans that it's that's selling out uh i think i'll have to skip it i'm so behind work clients breathing down my neck fill me in on okay unrecoverable chat history damn but i'm curious to see how far these friends go on uh the internet hey girl just saw your text look trolls are gonna troll so don't let it get to you all these people they're just jealous of us because they wish their lives were as fab as ours okay so you really just have to stop worrying about what others think of you okay not bad advice uh am i supposed to serve what the hell uh you're right you're right it's just annoying so annoying hi i know you've been real busy but i need someone to talk to i've been working my ass off but my numbers are still dropping like crazy some shiny new airhead comes along and everyone just leaves me for them i don't know how i'm gonna make rent if this goes on like this anyway call me when you can okay this is what i'm saying you're doing it for the it's like my numbers are dropping ah i mean you numbers are a thing that you need to be aware of when it comes to social media and everything but if that's the only reason you're doing it and then that's completely upsetting you when the numbers go down then maybe you need to reevaluate why you're doing it um because otherwise again from firsthand experience if you attach yourself too much to the numbers once they go down you'll start to feel bad for yourself and think that you're the problem and that it's not just a case of that's just how the internet works and then people end up doing stupid [ __ ] to try and get validity and relevance again and then you end up with some really crappy things on the internet so just do your thing enjoy it be happy buy my juice cleanse yeah it's completely [ __ ] you should not believe this marketing guy maybe you should just shout your parents trying to find stuff that's relevant to our story you've always been a fighter aria i wish i was half as brave as you were huh sure brave but thanks join me for a gallon of wine and bad dirty dancing now that sounds like a fun [ __ ] time uh you can tell me all about your weird spark date taylor was it he sounds like a creep yeah he kept trying to get me to go to some rooftop somewhere but i got something important to discuss too and might fix our problem for good ooh trying to get you to go to some rooftop was that wait is is taylor in the first game there was stuff about a rooftop in the first game and one of them fell off the roof and died i can't remember what his name was though he was the dude who was singing a lot uh maya we need to talk i thought you agreed i was going to the yoga retreat post first oh sorry the moment just felt right so i went with it oh my god maya why do you keep undermining me like this even with the group it's like nothing i say matters anymore sometimes i wish you just detox yourself out of existence where's all this coming from oh forget it what was i thinking working with someone who thinks they can feed off crystal energy that was a really low blow you know what's low you're freaking self-centered [ __ ] this group is your way of trying to control people and pretend you're some kind of messiah or something [ __ ] this is going off i'm living for this goss and this tea me if anyone is selfish and manipulative it's you it's been that way since college you think i don't know what you say about me behind my back like when you told lee that i had herpes because you couldn't stand it when he asked me out instead of you oh my god let it go already so much for love and light when you're so keeping grudges from eons ago i'm just going to let you cool off okay do whatever the hell you want i'm better off keeping this arrangement purely professional so we're going out to the eleventh after this one was this the second he said and talked for nine days hey maya are you okay i haven't heard from you in a while you haven't ditched me now that you're all famous right [Laughter] okay but seriously i have been a bit worried about you i just want to let you know that you can give me a shout if you need a chat okay maya haven't heard from you a while everything okay everything good bessie you just tore into each other i mean you could have met up in real life between then but if it doesn't exist in text messages it doesn't exist i always like these games though they're kind of a play on social media and all that jazz and now it's kind of delving into popular influencer life and as someone who has some experience with that this is going to be fun hey yes i'm fine i think maybe we can have another girls night out soon i need to get out of my house things have been really weird sure let me know okay that was the 11th of october what's the date in the game now can i can i check oh 28th of october okay so maybe if i use the warden thing i've just been trying to get some background uh ongoing cases he said the case was closed though right close cases maybe in october [Music] oh my god this is laggy there we go document found i'm a genius um oh god oh god what the [ __ ] preliminary compilation of investigation by west bandricka pd maya crane 25 female entertainer is that what we call that's actually exactly what i call myself when i go to customs like when i got to la just gone i have a visa and everything i got it while i was touring but for some reason they don't believe when i show them i show them the visa and i'm like yes i'm here i'm doing live stream i'm doing all this other stuff i was doing the live stream for the christmas charity one and then they look at it and they're like and they're like i don't trust it and then like what what do you do and sometimes instead of saying i do youtube as my job because they get really really confused when you say that i i say like i'm an online entertainer and then they're like sometimes they're like oh okay and then other times they're like the [ __ ] is that so it's just so bizarre i my life is so difficult my life is very hard all these trips to america and okay sometimes it takes more than five minutes to get in oh boohoo i'm just ready i'm sharing an anecdotal story okay uh so date of birth 1994 date of death 21st of october 2018. maya you're not looking great you look like hellraiser i mean i know you're dead and i'm sorry but i'm trying i'm a detective i have to figure things out uh facial tears multiple faint scars across the face leading all the way to the top and back of the head as a whole these scars appear to form a pattern number two facial tears scars were deep and extremely thin blood vessels around the affected areas were cauterized possibly explaining the absence of bleeding at the time of death no other other visible burn injuries present head injuries slight bruise in the back of the head suggesting that the deceased collapsed to the ground from an upright position heart tears jesus tears in muscle tissue around the heart resembling spontaneous coronary artery dissection cause of this tearing is under undetermined it's like she just got blasted like a like cheese wire um or we used to have this thing that like you put a hard-boiled egg into and you go down over and it just slices it all into like thin little bits it's like that she just got blasted with a mesh a heated wire mesh notes and procedures the manner of death seems to be sudden in nature the deceased possibly experienced a momentary loss of control or consciousness before collapsing on the ground likely due to a sudden to the sudden strain on her heart the injuries around the face could not be determined so yeah let's just say it's a heart attack and move on this is weird yo you can't just leave this lying around uh what is this oh uh officer mrs tinch t officer tench that's the guy in uh mind hunter good day ma'am oh my what is going on is that maya's apartment yes she was found dead in the morning goodness what happened that's what we're here for did you see her or hear anything last night pardon wait who are we talking his interview has been edited for clarity just somebody in the apartment uh did you hear or see anything last night sorry dear these old eyes and ears are not what they used to be i can barely hear you right now can you please repeat your question it's okay ma'am thank you for your time have a nice day okay so we got a report a transcript we have three more transcripts but they're not compiled so we can't read them evidence collected laptop webcam dslr camera unknown device plastic casing with three antennas looks like a self-made signal booster to modify wi-fi or phone signals polaroid photo a victim and three acquaintances mobile phone hair strands various shoe imprints guitar pick and no other musical instruments okay that's the end of the document what's happening oh god [Music] jesus christ that's weird it's even weirder when it's actually on the phone because it's like wrestling control from you that would be such a freaky [ __ ] thing to happen if you're sitting around and looking at your phone and suddenly it takes control and shows you a picture of a dead body and the eyes open i don't like it but i really like it also at the same time i presume that you're done with the files anything there that looks normal to you ah she woke up what the heck happened to her face it's our job to figure it out i can't tell if those are lacerations or scars on her face and everything anything like it attacked by a jealous lover vampires it's vampires for sure chief i figured it out idiot damn it vampires leave bite marks on the neck oh yeah i forgot anyway those americans were not the cause of death looks like old scars but from what no signs of forced entry too uh any witnesses do you even read the dare report i'm just asking questions man oh lady across the hall confirms maya was at home that night last person to see her live uh what about cctv just our look some interference friend oh interferes fried the apartment's entire network uh funny thing same kind of interference we saw in maya's video just weaker as of now nothing we have from the crime scene leads to anything substantial our best lead is still the phone there are still more we don't know i can feel it this is like the the movie unfriended the dark web which is a fun little movie the first unfriended movie i think is is good i like it a lot got a lot of [ __ ] because it's not the best movie ever made but for the style of the movie i like it a lot watch that one uh unfriend it watch searching and then watch unfriended two the dark web if you want to it's a little dumber it's a little more over the top but i still think it's a fun movie uh you sound very sure that there's more on the phone maya's entire life is in there her being an influencer means that she must have documented it neatly too oh there's group chat's messaging i need your tenacity for this job every scrap of information on that phone is possible evidence so make sure to recover all the data you can okay do the cops contact anyone again why they poking around you tell them anything oh [ __ ] i didn't realize i had a timer no just asking feels super weird without maya here uh worry about something hold up maya no way who the hell is this i am a demon from the other side i'm a detective oh thank god not cool scaring us like that is this normal procedure [ __ ] i'm probably gonna get a lot of trouble for this uh we suspect foul play okay i have no timer on this one uh you think you can't just find a body like that and then say that or not suspect fall play it's very clearly foul play oh my god that's horrible news uh we've already spoken to the cops are we like suspects guys please do the police have any lead so far he knows we're leaving no rocks on turn worried about something worried about something deary no just curious look dealing with this publicity has been a nightmare for us yes arya think all about your precious followers first god forbid you take some time off and not share every little detail of your life with them oh we're still in mourning you know let's get this drama over with asap all right uh did anyone else see her the day she died do you have any enemies that's a good one i'll just take a little sippy like she's the reason we're friends we ran an influencer collective that maximized follower roi republic of ireland and revolutionized content circulation okay do you have a layman term for that because me a layman i mean i'm an influencer i don't even know what it means like we help each other do our influencing yeah everything was good till how do i put this till maya went legit cuckoo rex she was acting kind of weird like she went awol for a few days uh acting weird weird like how weird like paranoid weird like she hadn't slept much maya said she wanted to quit the business for good but i thought she was just venting entrepreneurship is hard man maybe she just couldn't handle it yeah entrepreneurship just being an entrepreneur and an influencer on the internet and really just revolutionizing content creation it takes a toll on you man social media in general takes a toll on you why am i getting mad at these people i'm just sad she didn't tell us how stressed she was um you're saying the job pressure did her in anything unusual happening at work uh just some old [ __ ] different day you know look maya always had high expectations of herself i think that was her downfall too yeah it sucks but some people just can't be saved you know is that all man rex is a dick he's all high and mighty and preaching like yeah self improvement you could do it you could be like me and then in here he's like yeah sucks or some people just don't have it you know and then they die thanks rex is that all can i go now for now i hope you figure it out soon let us know if you need anything else later gators okay um rex did send a message though didn't he wait was it rex wait i want to go back and read some of these somebody sent a message and it was like pigs shouldn't stray too far from the blah blah oh [ __ ] the form background changed oh god oh [ __ ] jesus christ stop oh my god that's so creepy ah chief i don't [ __ ] it up [Music] it's fine everything's everything's back to normal it seems i hope jesus the toxicity was unbearable i was on a semi successful esports team not too long ago we were family so this year [Music] okay gotcha what's happening on jammer jabber not jammer um sell out please some of us would rather work than cry and beg for what we have jealousy is a terrible disease get well soon okay who do i have to fight for you queen my god this is all way too relatable there's so many times when influencers online do a bunch of [ __ ] and then they get called on it and then suddenly it's like wow you're all just haters and oh and then everybody who supports them in the first place are just blind to everything and they just leap on it and they're like who do i have to fight for you queen and there's such a it's such a hard line to figure out who's actually doing things genuinely and who's just an [ __ ] pulling the wool over your eyes sometimes sometimes this culture is exhausting uh rex is saying oh women this is why the get rex army are the only real ones you and your little boys club are gross aria park fan club president um yes that is gross but i feel like there's a bit of irony that's going over your head everything's crumbling no one ever stays with me in my life mina pigs shouldn't stray too far from the from the farm or they'll get slaughtered is rex threatening a detective good that'll teach them a valuable lesson in minding their lesson in minding their own business you're a pig everyone wishes you would get slaughtered really lady you don't know who you're talking to yeah sometimes social media is a pain in the ass because it's so full of nonsense i see you quite doing some questioning who are these people uh her inner circle of friends i think good you read their statements then we found their prince at maya's apartment but that just means they were over a lot so our guys didn't bother questioning that much idiots find anything new about them what's what's rex saying i lost a friend recently knowing her she wouldn't want me moping around cheers maya dedicating my next million earned to you rex you are an insufferable piece of [ __ ] no offense road you ever tap that guys she's [ __ ] dead could we could we not do that strictly business so you paid her nice she's dead have some common decency for god's sake can't forgive rex for even answering that perverted question all of you posted about maya but none of them were pics of her or your friendship hashtag cash grab oh yes [ __ ] it up break some rules damn uh they seem defensive they sound harmless did they seem defensive didn't really seem defensive they were just all over the place they all worked together i said anything new we already know they all influence or whatnot social media say anything about maya maya was acting weird before she died that's pretty obvious from the videos she left behind what do you think they're hiding something that uh seems like okay i'm getting actual real-life messages now seems like we're on the same page change of tactics we need to attack from multiple angles i need you to talk to them individually what am i looking for chief send me in coach what am i going to get am i i'll crack the whip on these bad boys find out who they really are and what their connection to maya is on a professional and personal level who do i start with you decide warm them up a bit make it conversational try getting their alibis for the night maya died too keep an eye out for any slip-ups if they have their guard down they might accidentally reveal a bit too much okay we are gonna kick some serious influencer ass next time uh that means i'm gonna leave this video here this is fun so far uh playing it on the phone is okay um playing it on the phone is really interesting because it actually feels like i'm searching around on a phone and i really like that aspect of it because the ui is perfectly designed for this the only problem with it is that when i'm sitting here at my computer and everything's like big screen and all that kind of stuff i'm i'm a bit more invested in it i'm a bit more as i say like the the atmosphere is a bit more enthralling and i feel like i'm more immersed in it that's what i'm trying to say um having it on a phone is kind of disconnecting me from the experience a small bit so it's not as scary as i think it would be if i was playing the pc version of it um but that would mean waiting a really long time but it's interesting so far i i like it the second dlc simulacra kind of game what was it called similac or pipe dreams that was that was bad i didn't like that game the first one is really really good it's one of my favorite horror games because it was just so different and unique and i really liked it a lot but their pipe dreams game was kind of shitty and i didn't really get invested in i didn't really care about any of the characters but this one i'm already invested in i like the characters um i like the main girl i like this whole like influencer who they are online versus who they really are for some people there is a huge dividing line and then for other people especially like all the people that i would be more close with the line between who they are online and not online is a very very thin line they're basically the same person online they're just kind of cranked up a little bit more for entertainment purposes because that's their job they're they're here to entertain until next time i'm very excited to find out more about these people's lives especially rex uh maya seems like she's just she's a little suffering a little she's like there's something in her that's hurting um so she's trying to like project a more positive aspect out to the world to maybe project what she wants herself on herself if you get what i mean um what was the other girl's name arya she or anya i already forgot her name i'm so sorry um arya yeah she um she seems a bit more like i need the followers i need the attention rex is a piece of [ __ ] he's all over the place um and he's definitely in it just for money and fame and to make himself sound smarter than he actually is and then who's the other one mina mina i'm very curious about because she seems just genuine and honest and nothing has stood out to her stood out from her yet with her relationship to maya so let's see what happens are we going to get some sweet gas in the next one we might just do that but until next time me in chief what does his name mean big daddy chief we're going to sign off [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it sucks to record when you're sick

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on overtime" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 102.24, "text": "just fix the damn thing" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 105.759, "text": "damn plumbers" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 109.92, "text": "so you keep saying you're ready for the" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 111.759, "text": "big stuff" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 113.439, "text": "well today's your lucky day" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 118, "text": "wow oh rewards get your respect" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 121.52, "text": "look you're the only one around this" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 123.2, "text": "whole damn place i can trust" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 125.52, "text": "everyone else is too" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 127.2, "text": "set in their way of thinking" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 135.36, "text": "this is a secret operation so you keep" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 138.16, "text": "your mouth shut" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 140.4, "text": "anyone finds out about this and our" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 142.319, "text": "careers are toast" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 145.04, "text": "i like toast" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 146.4, "text": "turn the phone on when you're out of the" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 147.92, "text": "station and alone" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 150.319, "text": "i'll give you more instructions soon" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 154.48, "text": "i wish i could say it's a matter of life" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 156.319, "text": "and death but uh" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 158.64, "text": "i'm afraid it's more than that" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 161.92, "text": "don't screw this up" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 164.319, "text": "it's more than a matter of life and" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 166.08, "text": "death" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 167.84, "text": "what more could there be okay so junior" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 171.28, "text": "detective we got the phone" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 174.8, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 178.319, "text": "hell yeah give it to me" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 181.28, "text": "i i love the first sim electro we got" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 183.28, "text": "some of the best moments ever in a" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 185.76, "text": "horror play through the first civil" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 187.36, "text": "lacroix" }, { "duration": 3.591, "start": 190.239, "text": "this sounds like the stranger things" }, { "duration": 11.76, "start": 191.36, "text": "soundtrack" }, { "duration": 10.969, "start": 193.83, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 203.12, "text": "who dat i don't know" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 204.799, "text": "but i'm excited to find out" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 212.56, "text": "god this is intense" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 221.519, "text": "nice that was cool" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 223.84, "text": "uh it's a little weird to be playing it" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 225.2, "text": "on my phone because i'm like looking" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 226.4, "text": "down here all the time" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 229.2, "text": "but yeah the first game gave us oh" }, { "duration": 6.959, "start": 231.84, "text": "straight off with the glitches" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 234.959, "text": "nice ah this is cool playing on a phone" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 238.799, "text": "okay great it works i got a fresh murder" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 240.959, "text": "case that's okay i'll read those in a" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 242.64, "text": "second" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 243.519, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 244.56, "text": "because the gay i always thought what it" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 246.319, "text": "would be like playing it on the focus i" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 247.439, "text": "think the other one the phone version" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 248.879, "text": "came second" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 250.799, "text": "um but it's perfect because it literally" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 253.2, "text": "looks like" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 254.64, "text": "i'm playing i i'm actually like looking" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 256.72, "text": "at the person's phone like i actually" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 258.16, "text": "have the phone i have the phone right" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 260.079, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 261.28, "text": "um but the first game gave us that one" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 263.28, "text": "where" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 264.16, "text": "they had voices left and right in my" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 266, "text": "head and every now and then it would" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 267.52, "text": "just scare the [ __ ] on me the binaural" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 269.12, "text": "audio and it was so cool but then we got" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 271.28, "text": "the thing where i put in my name and it" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 273.52, "text": "recognized who i was as like an easter" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 275.6, "text": "egg from the developers" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 277.12, "text": "and that was really cool that mess with" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 278.72, "text": "my head i don't know if this one's going" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 280.4, "text": "to be as good but i'm excited to find" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 282.08, "text": "out uh" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 283.919, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 285.44, "text": "hello testing test test great it works i" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 287.68, "text": "got a fresh murder case that's way over" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 289.44, "text": "my head choose a reply this is above my" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 291.919, "text": "pay grade why all the secrecy but you're" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 294.16, "text": "a senior officer why all the secrecy" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 298.72, "text": "well i'm desperate" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 302.479, "text": "i like the idea of him sitting back" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 304.16, "text": "waiting to text me back like i hope they" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 305.68, "text": "write me" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 306.639, "text": "the chief closed the case in less than a" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 308.24, "text": "week said it was an open and shut" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 310, "text": "accidental death" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 311.52, "text": "they just want to hit this month's quota" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 313.84, "text": "instead of doing a proper job what a" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 315.84, "text": "disgrace oh" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 317.84, "text": "why waste time in a closed case then wow" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 319.919, "text": "the department's really efficient that's" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 322, "text": "terrible" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 324.72, "text": "why waste time in a closed case because" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 326.72, "text": "i know they're wrong about this and" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 328.8, "text": "we're going to prove it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 331.199, "text": "i need the case reopened by force if" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 333.039, "text": "necessary so i borrowed the only device" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 335.039, "text": "i need the victim's phone" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 337.44, "text": "which you have right now" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 339.36, "text": "it's tainted dude it's corrupt" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 342.479, "text": "it's all evidence you're going rogue is" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 344.08, "text": "this a dead person's phone" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 349.6, "text": "it's grim and it's weird i know but it's" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 351.44, "text": "effective" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 353.039, "text": "the investigation was a whole load of" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 355.12, "text": "incompetent police work slip shot" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 357.36, "text": "evidence collected bad interviewing" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 359.039, "text": "practices i don't even know why they" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 360.96, "text": "bothered my gut told me to look further" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 363.36, "text": "and this phone proves me right okay i" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 367.039, "text": "don't trust these methods" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 369.199, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 370.24, "text": "and last time this happened i talked to" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 372.16, "text": "like a" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 373.12, "text": "a demon" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 374.56, "text": "i don't know if i want to talk to a" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 375.68, "text": "demon again was it a demon can you call" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 378.639, "text": "it that i don't know if you want to know" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 380, "text": "what happened to the last similacra i" }, { "duration": 2.241, "start": 381.199, "text": "advise going back to watch it because" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 382.4, "text": "there's going to be a whole lot of stuff" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 383.44, "text": "in this one that's probably related to" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 385.28, "text": "that uh how did she die who's the victim" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 387.44, "text": "you violated how did she die i'm curious" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 390.72, "text": "or is that one of the things we don't" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 391.759, "text": "know officially" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 393.44, "text": "a heart attack" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 395.6, "text": "her name was maya" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 399.36, "text": "we received an anonymous anonymous call" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 401.28, "text": "of a disturbance at her apartment" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 403.12, "text": "responding officer found her dead don't" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 405.36, "text": "you think that was too convenient a" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 406.639, "text": "tip-off i really feel there has to be" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 408.96, "text": "foul play here but what was the" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 410.72, "text": "unofficial reason why did she actually" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 412.8, "text": "die feelings are not proof any evidence" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 414.479, "text": "to support your theory what are your" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 416, "text": "leads let's go with your leads bruh" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 419.36, "text": "nothing concrete but listen" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 424.8, "text": "that video she left seems like she knew" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 426.8, "text": "something was going to happen have you" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 428.479, "text": "seen it i have not but i am very excited" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 431.759, "text": "uh also why can't you just write all of" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 433.52, "text": "this in one message we need to keep" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 435.36, "text": "writing tons of messages" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 437.52, "text": "i haven't" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 441.039, "text": "take a look at it oh my god this is so" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 443.039, "text": "weird because" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 444.639, "text": "seriously it's just like" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 446.56, "text": "actually being on my phone that is a lot" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 448.16, "text": "of fingerprints um like the home button" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 450.72, "text": "and everything at the bottom really feel" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 452, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 452.72, "text": "i'm actually perusing someone's phone" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 454.72, "text": "that's cool" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 456.479, "text": "um i know it's silly it's dumb shush let" }, { "duration": 6.361, "start": 459.039, "text": "me have my moment i'm very excited" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 461.199, "text": "uh corrupted photo let's reconstruct" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 465.919, "text": "oh okay no clue's available so i can't" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 467.919, "text": "drag it drag and drop anything all right" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 469.919, "text": "fair enough let's go to our media" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 473.52, "text": "we have a ton of photos" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 476.319, "text": "wow" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 479.28, "text": "oh my god it's swiping actually works" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 483.28, "text": "damn these are all for the gram" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 486.16, "text": "have you put these up in the ground" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 487.28, "text": "because these these would work very well" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 488.8, "text": "you're very attractive the internet" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 490.16, "text": "would love that uh got your code juice" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 494.16, "text": "wow hashtag candid" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 497.52, "text": "these are nice pictures you did not take" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 499.44, "text": "these on the phone oh you went to a ted" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 501.199, "text": "talk" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 502.639, "text": "that's epic" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 504.4, "text": "okay that one's a little creepy" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 509.12, "text": "who's taking all these pictures of you" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 510.639, "text": "though this is the sign you've been" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 512.32, "text": "looking for" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 515.2, "text": "um that's cute" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 517.039, "text": "wow" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 517.919, "text": "hashtag vegan life" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 521.12, "text": "okay you got some friends you got some" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 522.959, "text": "of this" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 524, "text": "you are very flexible i'm kind of" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 525.76, "text": "jealous my bones and muscles don't work" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 528.32, "text": "the same they used to mainly because i" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 529.92, "text": "don't train them" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 532.56, "text": "uh okay" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 536.399, "text": "oh he's handsome" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 538.16, "text": "look at this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 540.399, "text": "damn" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 542.959, "text": "not only are you good locker but you got" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 544.399, "text": "some good looking friends as well" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 548.64, "text": "you kind of look like um" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 550.48, "text": "what's the youtuber's name they run the" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 552.16, "text": "channel blow galati's" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 555.2, "text": "gonna look like her" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 556.88, "text": "oh is this" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 559.76, "text": "that's not the" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 560.8, "text": "the marketplace in" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 562.72, "text": "seattle is it" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 565.839, "text": "could be look familiar" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 568.32, "text": "okay okay lots of pictures coolly coolly" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 571.519, "text": "coolly" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 572.72, "text": "how many pictures do you have it said" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 574.64, "text": "you had 64. wow" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 576.64, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 579.12, "text": "damn we got booty goals going on" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 583.36, "text": "oh yes yes here we go" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 586.959, "text": "jesus christ" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 588.48, "text": "okay this photo is corrupted and cannot" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 590.56, "text": "be deleted from the factory reset" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 592.959, "text": "restore point created" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 595.839, "text": "okay can i" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 598.56, "text": "oh my god i can actually zoom in on the" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 599.76, "text": "photo as well this is so cool" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 601.68, "text": "i'm actually glad now i'm playing it on" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 603.04, "text": "the phone uh all right" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 608.56, "text": "that is this just a picture okay we have" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 610.56, "text": "to look at the video then" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 613.279, "text": "uh fifth twenty first" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 616.32, "text": "oh six okay we go in order okay i'm just" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 618.32, "text": "gonna set this up" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 620.16, "text": "it's you guys ready uh yes it didn't do" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 622.16, "text": "this okay" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 623.68, "text": "and" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 625.36, "text": "it did it here but not there damn it" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 629.519, "text": "in three two" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 631.6, "text": "one" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 633.04, "text": "beginnings" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 637.12, "text": "that's cringe" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 638.399, "text": "i'm not sure if that went off" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 640.959, "text": "go check it" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 642.64, "text": "okay give me a moment give me a moment" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 644.56, "text": "okay okay i'm gonna take a look at it" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 648.8, "text": "oh sorry that was a video" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 650.88, "text": "girl" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 652, "text": "wait wait wait i got this i got this" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 654.24, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 655.11, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 656.48, "text": "i took a video oh my gosh i'm sorry um i" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 659.839, "text": "wonder if i change my orientation" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 661.2, "text": "because i have screen tilt thing locked" }, { "duration": 8.119, "start": 664.16, "text": "uh let's turn that off" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 667.36, "text": "does that okay hi namaste" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 675.279, "text": "that's really strange" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 680.64, "text": "you guys see that" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 683.36, "text": "hell yeah" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 686.34, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 688.16, "text": "hell yeah" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 689.6, "text": "let it happen let the glitches begin" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 693.12, "text": "this is all my fault" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 695.279, "text": "i saw all the signs but i just wrote" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 697.44, "text": "them off" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 701.2, "text": "it was just so much easier to believe" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 703.92, "text": "that i was just imagining things" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 708, "text": "i didn't know would get this down" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 710.24, "text": "no it's gonna be dangerous i felt it" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 726.56, "text": "i can feel it coming for me hell yeah" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 730.72, "text": "i think he's watching me" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 734.24, "text": "and i think he wants to hurt me" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 736.88, "text": "or worse" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 744.72, "text": "i have to stop this thing" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 749.36, "text": "before it's too late" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 753.2, "text": "ah yes creepy i love it scan" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 757.2, "text": "maya distressed a self-recording of maya" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 759.36, "text": "looking distressed something seems to be" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 761.04, "text": "coming for her and she blames herself" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 763.44, "text": "for it's the semilacra it's common for" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 765.519, "text": "you it gonna kill you" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 768.399, "text": "okay the entire phone is still corrupted" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 770.24, "text": "though" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 773.519, "text": "looks like someone or something was" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 775.839, "text": "stalking her anything sticks out to you" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 778.48, "text": "yeah she's very bendy uh she lives a" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 780.88, "text": "great lifestyle she seems like she's" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 782.16, "text": "great friends she eats healthily so she" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 784.48, "text": "doesn't deserve this" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 787.68, "text": "uh she blames she's blaming herself for" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 789.68, "text": "something yeah" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 792.8, "text": "you think she caused her own death" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 796.72, "text": "but what could she have done to feel" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 798.399, "text": "hunted down in her own home reminds me" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 801.12, "text": "of some of my stranger cases just go" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 803.68, "text": "back surely there's a case for the last" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 805.2, "text": "one that happened" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 806.399, "text": "just look that up cross reference and" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 808.48, "text": "come back to this one" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 810.24, "text": "um i also like that we still get some of" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 811.92, "text": "the stuff like" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 813.68, "text": "did i even know what's happening" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 816.399, "text": "[ __ ] it's so much" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 818.88, "text": "that line better be in this game i miss" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 821.12, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 822.24, "text": "uh what strange cases" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 825.92, "text": "unexplained death and mysterious" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 827.92, "text": "disappearances that's a oh it's a tongue" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 830.079, "text": "twister" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 831.68, "text": "the one time someone got possessed by" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 833.519, "text": "their phone i'm assigning you to the" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 835.44, "text": "department of obscure phenomena ooh the" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 838.32, "text": "dap" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 839.76, "text": "wait that's an actual department the" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 841.519, "text": "department of obscure phenomena i can't" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 843.68, "text": "talk today man a discreet team within" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 846.079, "text": "the force of solving cases involving the" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 847.839, "text": "supernatural and the unknown" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 850.32, "text": "dupe" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 851.92, "text": "that's even better than top" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 853.92, "text": "dupe really" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 861.279, "text": "spending a lot of time writing he's like" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 862.56, "text": "my mom it took you that long to write" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 864, "text": "damn it" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 865.279, "text": "damn it never mind the name" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 867.92, "text": "it's just us both on this so we have to" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 870.24, "text": "work fast first thing is to restore the" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 871.76, "text": "phone" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 873.44, "text": "okay uh" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 875.44, "text": "how do we do that i would say like let's" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 876.88, "text": "ask the i.t department over here like no" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 878.32, "text": "just us" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 883.44, "text": "it's hoping you can answer that" }, { "duration": 3.669, "start": 885.85, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 887.68, "text": "i'm not good with new technology so i" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 889.519, "text": "was hoping you can finish what i started" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 892.72, "text": "just like kylo ren" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 894.399, "text": "i installed the app there called warden" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 896.959, "text": "it's got existing files to cover okay" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 898.639, "text": "i'm sure you can figure it out for" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 899.6, "text": "yourself all righty i have to use my" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 902.72, "text": "detective brain which is good because" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 905.519, "text": "i'm really big brain already i'm super" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 907.92, "text": "awesome mega brain hey stop messaging me" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 912, "text": "just remember you might find this manual" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 913.519, "text": "useful" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 915.6, "text": "full manual" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 920.24, "text": "okay it doesn't do it for you guys i'm" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 922, "text": "sorry it changes like this and then" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 925.8, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 929.12, "text": "since the department is pinching pennies" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 932.24, "text": "i'll be conducting this training manual" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 934.399, "text": "for our new app" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 936.48, "text": "it's called uh" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 938.72, "text": "nevermind you know what i'm talking" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 940.399, "text": "about wireless autonomous this app is a" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 942.8, "text": "powerhouse" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 943.6, "text": "enforcement recovery tool" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 946.16, "text": "and clue detection look at the d in and" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 948.88, "text": "as capitalized just to make it seem like" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 950.88, "text": "a crypting okay whatever i can figure it" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 953.519, "text": "out i'm a smart boy i know how phones" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 955.759, "text": "work okay" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 958.16, "text": "uh let's try corrupted photo in" }, { "duration": 7.16, "start": 964.2, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 968.56, "text": "dude i'm a legend i got whatsapp back" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 971.36, "text": "i got email back" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 974.56, "text": "surfer chimera" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 976.32, "text": "jabber's back" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 977.839, "text": "good job kid" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 980.16, "text": "looks like some of the phones data" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 982.16, "text": "information is being restored let's keep" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 984.72, "text": "doing this and we'll find something in" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 986.32, "text": "no time" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 988.079, "text": "you spying on me" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 991.12, "text": "i placed a tracker in the phone let me" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 993.68, "text": "know if you're trying to actually figure" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 995.36, "text": "it out or if you're just looking at the" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 996.959, "text": "pictures of the pretty girls and the" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 998.079, "text": "pretty people on the phone" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 1000.72, "text": "so i can get up to speed immediately you" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 1002.32, "text": "need to know details of the crime scene" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 1004.079, "text": "as well it's all in the case file" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1007.199, "text": "am i going to a crime scene" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1010.399, "text": "i don't know if i feel comfortable with" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1011.519, "text": "that chief" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1013.199, "text": "i'm not risking this covert operation by" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1015.199, "text": "having you trampling all over the crime" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 1016.959, "text": "scene i'll give you access to the police" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1018.8, "text": "database you'll find everything you need" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1020.32, "text": "there okay okay" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1023.44, "text": "such a big mean man i wonder if i can" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1025.679, "text": "put" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 1027.36, "text": "all right so i can't use that all right" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1029.76, "text": "um did i get any new videos" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 1032.959, "text": "photo 64 videos three okay i got some" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1035.12, "text": "music" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 1036.72, "text": "uh that's so sinking" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1042.48, "text": "okay okay i'm very worried that that's" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 1044.319, "text": "copyrighted so let's just avoid that for" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 1046.559, "text": "now all right who are we calling" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 1048.96, "text": "911" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1053.52, "text": "welcome to emergency services we have" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1056.16, "text": "upgraded to a new self-guided response" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 1058.559, "text": "service to better aid you with your car" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 1061.52, "text": "okay great malika i wish all my problems" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1065.36, "text": "can be solved with an apology video late" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1067.44, "text": "for work apology video forget your" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1068.96, "text": "anniversary apology video straight up" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1071.12, "text": "killed a dude" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1072.48, "text": "straight up a kill dude you supposedly" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1074.64, "text": "killed a dude apology video i mean if it" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1077.28, "text": "worked for logan paul for getting a dead" }, { "duration": 2.561, "start": 1079.039, "text": "body in a video then it can work for" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1080.48, "text": "anybody" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1081.6, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1083.919, "text": "what have you changed your mind do you" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1085.44, "text": "apologize for your apology video bad in" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1087.36, "text": "bed apology video" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1090.24, "text": "i wish there was an app for that yeah" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1091.679, "text": "you just play plug in" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1093.36, "text": "what happened and how sorry the level of" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1095.76, "text": "sorry that you are and then it just" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1097.919, "text": "regurgitates something for you" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 1099.84, "text": "be true to you" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1101.679, "text": "only with our limited edition eyewear" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1104.799, "text": "okay protect yourself from those evil" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 1106.799, "text": "eyes and their negativity hey" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1108.88, "text": "you want to protect yourself from" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1109.84, "text": "negativity just buy our glasses it'll" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 1111.6, "text": "block out the haters" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 1113.039, "text": "love it when people compliment my hair" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 1114.799, "text": "like thank you i grew it myself that's a" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1116.96, "text": "good one i say that a lot when people" }, { "duration": 2.159, "start": 1119.76, "text": "have to do something with my hair" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1120.799, "text": "whenever i go to the hairdressers and" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1121.919, "text": "they're like what do you want done blah" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 1123.919, "text": "blah blah then they say something about" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 1125.52, "text": "it i'm like thanks i grew it myself" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1128.4, "text": "i'm very smart and funny uh piping hot" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1131.039, "text": "tea maya eats clean stopped posting a" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1134.24, "text": "while ago anyone know what's happened to" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1135.679, "text": "her ooh" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1137.84, "text": "me after eating one bag of doritos maybe" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1139.76, "text": "gamers have a point after all" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1142, "text": "uh okay no i don't want to click on" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1143.28, "text": "these due to personal reasons i've" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1144.4, "text": "decided to stop aging i'll only be" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1146, "text": "turning 25 every year from now on thanks" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1149.52, "text": "uh okay" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1151.76, "text": "anything here worthwhile have an" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 1153.76, "text": "exciting sponsorship coming soon" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 1155.44, "text": "apparently some company found me" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1157.039, "text": "alluring" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 1158.559, "text": "uh girlfriend told me to go big or go" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1160.559, "text": "home so i just went home" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1165.28, "text": "oh my boy" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1168.24, "text": "okay did she write here" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1171.76, "text": "oh this is her one i've never wanted to" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1174.48, "text": "eat to avoid being online until recently" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1177.039, "text": "i don't understand how people can come" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1178.64, "text": "up with such vile things to say it'll" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1181.2, "text": "blow over maya i'm here for you if you" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1182.88, "text": "need me to be honest why do we hate her" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1185.28, "text": "again" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1186.16, "text": "you're stronger than them what did i do" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1188.72, "text": "it's not without reason there are real" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1190.24, "text": "concerns" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1191.28, "text": "with what you've been posting and people" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1193.36, "text": "are frustrated" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1196.08, "text": "okay that doesn't justify anything i'm" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1197.84, "text": "with you on that i wish there's another" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 1199.28, "text": "way sorry save it" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 1201.76, "text": "maya she was being nice" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 1204.88, "text": "but what did you do where's my profile" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1208.88, "text": "oh this is this is literally twitter" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1211.76, "text": "i mean that's what it's supposed to be" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1212.88, "text": "because it's called jabber" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1214.559, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1215.6, "text": "let's see what you posted my god this is" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 1217.28, "text": "a lot" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 1218.559, "text": "you guys need to listen to this all" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1219.919, "text": "right this is normal uh yeah i'm into" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1221.6, "text": "bdsm building disciple discipline" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1224.32, "text": "strength motivation" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 1227.28, "text": "hell yeah i'm into bdsm" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1230, "text": "being awesome" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1233.6, "text": "what that's what it stands for doesn't" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 1235.44, "text": "it hahahaha so relatable" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1238, "text": "uh wrapping up my week was rebecca" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1240.48, "text": "guys don't be afraid to go to the gym" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1242.08, "text": "nobody's judging you trust me most of us" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1244.24, "text": "are worried about our own progress and" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1246.48, "text": "we're there to lift each other up" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1248.88, "text": "lift each other up literally or" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1250.4, "text": "figuratively both if that's what you" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1252.08, "text": "want" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1253.2, "text": "oh wait this carson dude replied that's" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1255.2, "text": "just excuse for you to justify not going" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1258.48, "text": "oh what i wasn't always like that for me" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1260.559, "text": "we all start somewhere" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 1262.559, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1265.039, "text": "let me settle this debate once and for" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 1266.72, "text": "all pineapple on pizza is good yes queen" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1270.24, "text": "yes preach it pineapple on pizza is" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1273.039, "text": "awesome why is everyone been" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 1275.44, "text": "you don't see p people who like" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1276.64, "text": "pineapple on pizza you don't see them" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1277.919, "text": "turning around and being like oh ew" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 1280.559, "text": "you don't like pineapple on pizza okay" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1283.12, "text": "us pineapple on pizza lovers are the" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1285.2, "text": "gateway to a higher plane of existence" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1287.2, "text": "and thoughtfulness" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 1288.96, "text": "we're very open-minded we like pineapple" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1290.96, "text": "on our pizza because it's awesome you" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1292.559, "text": "get that little tangy that little like" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1294.799, "text": "pop of sweetness as you bite i want" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1296.96, "text": "pineapple on pizza right now i'm gonna" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1298.4, "text": "order pineapple on pizza" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1300.48, "text": "and just that today so all of you at" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1302.96, "text": "home who are like" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 1304.64, "text": "it's like [ __ ] you" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1306.88, "text": "it's the same with the people who are" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 1307.919, "text": "like ew you like drinking milk just like" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1310.72, "text": "drinking milk not with anything else" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1313.12, "text": "drinking milk is great it's good for" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1314.88, "text": "your bones next time somebody says that" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 1316.559, "text": "to me i want to punch them in the chest" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1317.84, "text": "and watch all the ribs break" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1320.96, "text": "anyway" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1323.6, "text": "i've had namaste thrown at me so many" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1326, "text": "times and that word is starting to lose" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1328.24, "text": "meaning" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 1329.919, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1330.72, "text": "and then of course everyone just says" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1332.24, "text": "namaste this is why you don't say it on" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1334.32, "text": "the internet" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1335.679, "text": "this is what happened with some of the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1336.88, "text": "pma stuff i was like no pma is just" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1339.28, "text": "about realizing your potential and" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1340.88, "text": "trying to be better and trying your best" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1342.72, "text": "every single day and then people turn" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1344.88, "text": "around and start throwing it at each" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1346.08, "text": "other to be like just have pma if your" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1347.679, "text": "day's going bad that defeats the purpose" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1350.08, "text": "you're doing more damage than good stop" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1351.76, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 1353.28, "text": "my intention was to inspire people sorry" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1355.2, "text": "if i offended anyone with my posts now" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1357.039, "text": "let's move forward and on to more" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 1358.4, "text": "positive things ah" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1360.88, "text": "they are vegan yogi vegan uh it's called" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 1364.159, "text": "yoga" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1365.6, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1366.96, "text": "so they did they delete the stuff they" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1368.48, "text": "were posting" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1370.799, "text": "interesting" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1372.799, "text": "what is all this [ __ ] at the top" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1377.6, "text": "oh yeah that's malika that wrote that i" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1379.679, "text": "kept thinking it was maya" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1381.36, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1383.36, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1386.08, "text": "and then my east clean stop posting a" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 1387.84, "text": "while ago anyone know what's happened to" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 1389.28, "text": "her" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 1390.159, "text": "internet detox" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1391.679, "text": "i heard it's quite popular she just" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1393.28, "text": "needs a timeout i guess god hope she's" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1395.919, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1397.36, "text": "okay so she just vanished at one point" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1399.039, "text": "what is chimera" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1401.36, "text": "okay so chimera is instagram" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1403.76, "text": "basically oh my god they even have" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 1405.44, "text": "stories at the top jesus mina de silva" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 1410.32, "text": "hi you guys" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1412.96, "text": "so" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1414.159, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1416, "text": "i'm not like good at talking about" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1417.6, "text": "myself" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 1420.4, "text": "because i got like massive ptsd" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 1423.679, "text": "from experiencing so much violence in my" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1426.72, "text": "short life so far" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 1429.84, "text": "sometimes i just want to give up you" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 1431.36, "text": "know" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 1432.32, "text": "i mean i've lost so much" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 1435.039, "text": "what's the point" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1438.159, "text": "for you guys" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1440.64, "text": "your support is what keeps me going" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1444.159, "text": "i mean cause you you help me get the" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1445.919, "text": "music out" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 1449.039, "text": "and it hurts less that way" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1455.84, "text": "that's sweet" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1457.36, "text": "um be careful with that though" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1460.08, "text": "you shouldn't just rely on the support" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1462.24, "text": "of people online you shouldn't rely on" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1464.48, "text": "likes and stuff like that" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1466.64, "text": "to keep you going it's it's good and" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1468.559, "text": "it's a motivator and it gives you" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1470.24, "text": "validation when you need it and it's" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1472.4, "text": "good to see your work get rewarded but" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1474.24, "text": "it's a slippy slope if you just rely on" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1476.32, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 1477.039, "text": "trust me i have first-hand experience" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1478.96, "text": "with that stuff" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1480.32, "text": "um okay this is your other friend what" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1482.08, "text": "does he" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1485.52, "text": "what's do followers let's make some" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1487.2, "text": "noise come on yeah" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 1489.76, "text": "all right all right listen up" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1491.6, "text": "i get it" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1492.799, "text": "i get you" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1494.4, "text": "i've done that nine to five and it" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1496.559, "text": "sucked balls" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1498.72, "text": "yeah" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1499.76, "text": "you and me sucks we're dreamers" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1503.12, "text": "we're going to grab success by the" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 1505.039, "text": "throne and we're going to own it yeah" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1508.159, "text": "yeah" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 1509.52, "text": "i'm going to show you how" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1511.679, "text": "let's do it come on" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1516.88, "text": "oh my god this is oh it's like that" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1519.76, "text": "scene in burdemic" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1521.679, "text": "is it bird damage where he's like yeah" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 1524.4, "text": "everybody" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 1525.52, "text": "billion dollars" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 1526.799, "text": "you you you you you everybody yeah" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1529.679, "text": "they clap for like 15 minutes this is oh" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1532.4, "text": "this is it this is the cliff this is oh" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1534.4, "text": "i gotta go into rex keegan's life" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1536.88, "text": "he is our new" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 1538.32, "text": "[ __ ] it's swatch" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 1540.68, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 4.15, "start": 1542.81, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1545.44, "text": "so that sounds like there's like 100" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1546.96, "text": "people in the room and then" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1549.6, "text": "all right all right listen up" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1551.44, "text": "i get it" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1552.72, "text": "i get you" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1554.24, "text": "i've done that nine to five and it" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1556.48, "text": "sucked balls sucks" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1559.6, "text": "you and me" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1561.12, "text": "we're dreamers" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1562.96, "text": "we're going to grab success by the" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1564.88, "text": "throat and we're gonna own it yeah" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1567.76, "text": "did he say we're gonna grab some success" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1570.159, "text": "did he mess up the line wait i want to" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1571.84, "text": "go back" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 1573.679, "text": "we're dreamers" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1575.6, "text": "we're going to grab success but we're" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 1577.6, "text": "going to grab success" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 1580.159, "text": "oh boy i am so into rex this is amazing" }, { "duration": 2.561, "start": 1583.679, "text": "rex let's get it what else are you" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1585.12, "text": "saying" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1586.24, "text": "if you've been whining about that hustle" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1588, "text": "life i've got two words for you" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1590.24, "text": "man the hell up" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 1592.4, "text": "if you want to make that pivot to" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 1593.679, "text": "success you gotta bring your a-game" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1595.919, "text": "every single day is he irish get out of" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1598.96, "text": "your comfort zone" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1600.48, "text": "think big to win big he's irish you" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1602.64, "text": "gotta think big" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1604, "text": "visualize it and then do it" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1606.559, "text": "you gotta ignore the haters and just do" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1609.2, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1610.559, "text": "you gotta move fast break things and" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1613.12, "text": "take those broken shards and carve out" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1614.96, "text": "your success" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 1617.6, "text": "stick with my program you can be the one" }, { "duration": 7.87, "start": 1619.6, "text": "driving a sweet ride like this oh rex" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1623.76, "text": "oh rex no rex" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 1627.47, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 1628.72, "text": "oh rex no oh it's so bad did you hear" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1632.72, "text": "the music in the background who are you" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 1634.159, "text": "gonna mess with rex" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1639.12, "text": "that's amazing we're just going to" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1640.799, "text": "describe success by the hogies yeah" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1643.84, "text": "and it sucks sucks" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1646.159, "text": "here's an opportunity you don't want to" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1647.84, "text": "miss my friends you see the way to" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1649.76, "text": "hustle smart is you got to fly close to" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1651.919, "text": "the sun" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 1652.96, "text": "you gotta find your role model and orbit" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1655.12, "text": "that sun like a mofo" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1657.039, "text": "that's how you're gonna grow" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1659.84, "text": "here's your chance to get into my orbit" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1661.76, "text": "up close and personal" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1664.08, "text": "i'm looking for two ninja apprentices" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1667.44, "text": "people will pay hundreds of thousands to" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 1669.6, "text": "get into this vortex but i'm not in this" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1671.76, "text": "for the money" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1673.279, "text": "i'm low buying this opportunity for you" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1676.32, "text": "it's cheaper than going to college" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 1678.159, "text": "let's do this" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1681.2, "text": "are you are you rex are you lowballing" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 1683.279, "text": "it for me" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1684.72, "text": "are you sure it's not about the money" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1686.96, "text": "all because people don't understand what" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1688.48, "text": "i do but enough's enough it's time i" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1690.96, "text": "approve all the haters wrong see i've" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 1693.12, "text": "been called manny things since my stat" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1695.279, "text": "start on chimera liar cheater scammer" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1698.159, "text": "without actual proof" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1699.84, "text": "oh my god rex you are insufferable but i" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1702.96, "text": "love you" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 1704.32, "text": "oh and of course he has entrepreneur" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1706.48, "text": "written in his bio" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 1708.559, "text": "that's how you know it's serious" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 1711.2, "text": "oh my god yes this is chimera is amazing" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1714.08, "text": "i love this" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 1716.799, "text": "maya eats clean what are you posting" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 1719.12, "text": "namaste you guys good morning" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1723.2, "text": "this is like my favorite thing to do in" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 1724.88, "text": "the morning first thing right after i" }, { "duration": 6.959, "start": 1726.96, "text": "wake up is i come onto my yoga mat" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 1729.679, "text": "and i spend time in this natural energy" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 1733.919, "text": "especially in the sunlight the vitamin d" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1736.64, "text": "is great for you and" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1739.2, "text": "it's just so powerful you know i feel" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1741.84, "text": "already energetically charged" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1744.559, "text": "in my solar plexus from the center of my" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1746.559, "text": "body it's absolutely amazing" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 1749.039, "text": "and i hope that you guys can adopt this" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1751.279, "text": "is your daily practice" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1753.12, "text": "and while you're there take three deep" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1755.679, "text": "breaths for yourself right i like to" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1757.52, "text": "keep it really simple" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 1759.12, "text": "i'll just inhale love and exhale ego" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1762.72, "text": "three times and then i get on with my" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 1764.559, "text": "day and it's always amazing" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1767.44, "text": "and i hope you guys have an amazing day" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1768.96, "text": "too" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1770.32, "text": "i hope you have an amazing day too you" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1772.88, "text": "too maya even though" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1774.96, "text": "aren't you dead" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1776.799, "text": "yikes" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 1777.76, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 1779.919, "text": "this is the type of stuff it's like" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 1781.84, "text": "there's some decent messaging in there" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1783.76, "text": "but it all depends on delivery because" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 1786.159, "text": "now it just sounds" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 1788.159, "text": "kind of pretentious" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 1790.48, "text": "am i being too harsh" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1793.44, "text": "i'm sorry i just can't stand that type" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1795.44, "text": "of social media where it's like you" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1797.6, "text": "you can go out and do it you can really" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1800, "text": "accomplish your goals if you just" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1802.88, "text": "buy my seminar" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1804.88, "text": "if you if you really just like" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1807.36, "text": "pay a subscription to my website" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1810.24, "text": "you can accomplish anything because" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1812, "text": "you're powerful" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1814.64, "text": "people always think that my life is" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1816.48, "text": "perfect but that's just so far from the" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 1819.039, "text": "truth" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1820, "text": "i struggled with my health for the" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 1821.84, "text": "longest time i had no energy to get out" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1824.399, "text": "of bed i was losing hair and i was just" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 1826.559, "text": "in so much pain" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 1828.399, "text": "so what i did was i went to study" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1830, "text": "nutrition to learn what works for me" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1832.64, "text": "because" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1833.6, "text": "doctors they don't even know that much" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1835.52, "text": "anyway they're just trying to sell you a" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 1836.64, "text": "big pharma you just gotta go listen to" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 1838.96, "text": "what your heart tells you" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1844.24, "text": "yeah doctors don't know what they're" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1845.44, "text": "talking about they just spend like 11" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1846.96, "text": "years in school learning nothing they're" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1849.12, "text": "just trying to sell you drugs dude" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1850.88, "text": "anyway" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 1851.84, "text": "this video is sponsored by kojus" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1855.52, "text": "listen to your body it knows what it's" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1857.279, "text": "doing" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1858.48, "text": "the fact that just listen to me on the" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1860.48, "text": "internet listen to me oh my god i hope" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1862.48, "text": "you have an amazing day" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 1866.799, "text": "oh [ __ ] it's so much" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 1871.12, "text": "all right usually not a fan of gym" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 1872.48, "text": "selfies since i actually come here to" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1873.84, "text": "work out" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1875.039, "text": "alright let's see what this is" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 1876.96, "text": "hi guys it is day two of the celery" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 1880.399, "text": "cabbage time seed cleanse and this thing" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 1883.12, "text": "makes me feel at one with the universe" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1886.88, "text": "hi guys yeah if at one with the universe" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 1888.799, "text": "you mean [ __ ] yourself" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1890.84, "text": "constantly is it the universe" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 1894.64, "text": "it's such a great post-workout drink you" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 1896.88, "text": "know it fills up your electrolytes it" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 1899.039, "text": "balances out your free radical levels" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1901.519, "text": "and um just make sure that you're" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 1903.2, "text": "sticking to non-gmo veggies only okay" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1906.24, "text": "bye" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1907.84, "text": "oh my god" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 1911.12, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1912.64, "text": "the best part about this is that" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1914.799, "text": "it's self-aware like obviously the" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1916.64, "text": "developers put her in like this to get a" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 1919.279, "text": "reaction like that" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1921.2, "text": "it's like yeah just" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1922.88, "text": "stick to this cleanse don't listen to" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 1924.72, "text": "doctors listen to me because i know what" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1926.48, "text": "i'm doing this is not a fat diet bruh" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1930.799, "text": "hey guys i actually wanted to share this" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1933.44, "text": "with you today it's a little bit" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 1934.799, "text": "embarrassing but i do want to be honest" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1937.44, "text": "about how i used to look like" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1940.72, "text": "this is a photo of me from a couple" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 1942.96, "text": "years ago" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 1944.64, "text": "i know right but the person that you see" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1946.88, "text": "in front of you right now is a direct" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1949.279, "text": "result of a good change and diet and a" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 1951.6, "text": "healthy lifestyle i just want you to" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 1953.84, "text": "remember to maintain that positive" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 1955.6, "text": "mindset and remember you can do it too" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1961.6, "text": "i mean don't get me wrong there's some" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 1963.36, "text": "decent" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 1964.64, "text": "like advice in there about like being" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 1967.279, "text": "your best self and trying hard and" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1970.08, "text": "working out and dieting and all that" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1972, "text": "kind of stuff it's just the package that" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1973.76, "text": "it's put in" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 1975.76, "text": "is a little cringe" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 1978, "text": "anyway detective marilo do you find" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 1980.399, "text": "anything yeah i found out why she was" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1981.84, "text": "killed" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1982.72, "text": "yeah she was selling uh" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1984.48, "text": "she she did a bad sponsorship so" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 1986.159, "text": "similacra and killed her" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 1987.919, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 1989.44, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 1991.12, "text": "i'll give you access to the police" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1992.159, "text": "database okay we're gonna find it let's" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1993.919, "text": "let's keep motoring" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 1997.6, "text": "it's the police database you can find it" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 1999.6, "text": "in the app just gave you clearance" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 2003.039, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2006.559, "text": "get it from warden" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2008.559, "text": "gotcha" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 2011.44, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 2012.32, "text": "that's kind of cool" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2013.6, "text": "goddamn plumbers and they're stupid" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2014.96, "text": "questions i have to go get get your" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2016.72, "text": "homework done before i get back we're" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2018.48, "text": "working a homicide case this is the" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 2020.64, "text": "biggest case of our lives you me we're" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2023.36, "text": "gonna bust this wide open" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 2025.919, "text": "okay jimmy i'll be there in five seconds" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2028, "text": "to figure out why my toilet is [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2029.6, "text": "blocked" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 2031.2, "text": "um okay here we go" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2034.24, "text": "victim name" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 2035.919, "text": "maya" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2038.32, "text": "he" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 2039.84, "text": "my who" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2042.48, "text": "wait i i forget what her" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 2045.2, "text": "second name was" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2046.799, "text": "did he say it here" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 2049.76, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2053.839, "text": "her name was maya okay we don't have a" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 2055.679, "text": "second name yet" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 2058.56, "text": "i think i might have seen it somewhere" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 2060.24, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 2062.399, "text": "let me check some of this stuff" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 2065.359, "text": "maya crane yeah i knew i read it out" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 2067.2, "text": "somewhere uh let's go here here" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 2071.52, "text": "okay maya crane find" }, { "duration": 5.279, "start": 2074.4, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2077.119, "text": "what we got" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 2082.24, "text": "okay let's go through some of maya's" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 2084.48, "text": "chats" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 2086.839, "text": "uh ooh" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2090.639, "text": "there's a group chat new beginnings rex" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 2093.52, "text": "mina aria and maya" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 2095.839, "text": "so so so so it's official we're a team" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2099.2, "text": "now do you guys think we should have a" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2100.64, "text": "team name like being the big collectives" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2102.56, "text": "on" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 2103.44, "text": "chimera do it" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 2105.44, "text": "this isn't high school amina and we got" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2107.119, "text": "to be like everybody else" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 2109.119, "text": "kind of fun idea being part of group" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2110.96, "text": "doesn't make us automatic friends i" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2112.4, "text": "wouldn't say no to" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2114, "text": "how do i put this friendlier relations" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2116.48, "text": "maybe i'll introduce my foot to your" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 2118, "text": "face" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2118.96, "text": "area coming in hot" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2120.72, "text": "cut it out rex anyway mina's right" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 2123.2, "text": "fans eat it up and their faves get" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 2124.56, "text": "together especially when they're all" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2126.079, "text": "besties you know having a name would" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 2127.599, "text": "sell that" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 2128.72, "text": "yeah there's nothing better than to fake" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2130.64, "text": "it and sell a bunch of stuff don't done" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2133.839, "text": "seriously what's next color-coded" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2135.52, "text": "spandex suits yeah you get anything" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 2137.359, "text": "better chica have a name it should be" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2139.119, "text": "fear something" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2140.72, "text": "people are jealous they aren't a part of" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2143.119, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 5.839, "start": 2144.24, "text": "fame fatale or aesthetic that that's a" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2148.079, "text": "good one i like that one arya sounds" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 2150.079, "text": "like they know how the internet works" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2151.92, "text": "precisely seven nightmares okay" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2155.2, "text": "when there's good stuff happening in" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2156.4, "text": "this" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 2157.76, "text": "it's from this poem by my favorite poet" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2159.52, "text": "lex acostas this quote from this piece" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 2161.599, "text": "it hits close to home for me new" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2163.44, "text": "beginnings" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2165.76, "text": "these tears are not mine they are not" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2167.52, "text": "made of my body my soul they belong to" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2170, "text": "the girl i once was these are not tears" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2172.8, "text": "of sadness or remorse for she is" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2174.88, "text": "celebrating new beginnings that await" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 2177.119, "text": "her" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2178.88, "text": "that's kind of nice that's beautiful" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2180.8, "text": "maya rather cliche but i suppose cliche" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 2182.56, "text": "does so to new friends and new" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2184.64, "text": "beginnings i guess we got what" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2187.599, "text": "the group name was right at the top of" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2188.88, "text": "the screen let's listen to this oh i" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2190.72, "text": "thought i missed the jabber thing" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2192.96, "text": "but you're all gonna be there too right" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 2195.04, "text": "i hate going for these things with them" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2196.72, "text": "everyone's so fake" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2199.119, "text": "so if it gets too much i can share with" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2201.2, "text": "you guys" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 2203.44, "text": "yeah everyone's so fake buy my juice" }, { "duration": 6.881, "start": 2205.599, "text": "cleanse this this tweet is sponsored" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 2210.32, "text": "uh i think not by the way i'm not saying" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 2212.48, "text": "that all sponsorships are bad of course" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2215.359, "text": "i've done some myself" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2217.359, "text": "uh what i'm saying is that the way" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 2219.599, "text": "they're doing it seems fake as hell and" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2221.92, "text": "clearly by the way she's saying things" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2223.28, "text": "here it's just to sell stuff to fans" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 2225.92, "text": "it's" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2226.8, "text": "it's not really about doing stuff that" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2228.64, "text": "you're interested in or stuff that" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2230.72, "text": "you would naturally do anyway um like" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2233.44, "text": "some of the the game ones i've done are" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2235.119, "text": "for stuff that i've like i genuinely" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2237.04, "text": "wanted to play or try out but if you're" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2238.96, "text": "just doing it for the sake of selling" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2240.24, "text": "stuff to fans that it's" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 2243.119, "text": "that's selling out" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2244.72, "text": "uh i think i'll have to skip it i'm so" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2246.32, "text": "behind work clients breathing down my" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2248, "text": "neck fill me in on okay unrecoverable" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2249.76, "text": "chat history" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2251.599, "text": "damn" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2253.04, "text": "but i'm curious to see how far these" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2254.72, "text": "friends go on uh" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2256.8, "text": "the internet" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 2258, "text": "hey girl just saw your text" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2260.96, "text": "look trolls are gonna troll so don't let" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 2263.68, "text": "it get to you" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2265.04, "text": "all these people they're just jealous of" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2267.119, "text": "us because they wish their lives were as" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2268.8, "text": "fab as ours okay" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2271.119, "text": "so you really just have to stop worrying" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2272.64, "text": "about what others think of you" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2276.88, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 2278.079, "text": "not bad advice" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2280.16, "text": "uh am i supposed to serve what the hell" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2282.8, "text": "uh you're right you're right it's just" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2284.24, "text": "annoying so annoying" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2286.16, "text": "hi i know you've been real busy but i" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2288.24, "text": "need someone to talk to" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 2290.88, "text": "i've been working my ass off but my" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2292.48, "text": "numbers are still dropping like crazy" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2295.359, "text": "some shiny new airhead comes along and" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2297.04, "text": "everyone just leaves me for them" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2299.839, "text": "i don't know how i'm gonna make rent if" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2301.2, "text": "this goes on like this" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2302.96, "text": "anyway call me when you can okay" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2305.2, "text": "this is what i'm saying you're doing it" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2306.88, "text": "for the" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2308, "text": "it's like my numbers are dropping ah" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2310.56, "text": "i mean you" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2311.76, "text": "numbers are a thing that you need to be" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 2313.04, "text": "aware of when it comes to social media" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2314.56, "text": "and everything" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 2315.599, "text": "but if that's the only reason you're" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 2317.04, "text": "doing it and then that's completely" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2318.32, "text": "upsetting you when the numbers go down" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2320.079, "text": "then maybe you need to" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2321.68, "text": "reevaluate why you're doing it" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2324.4, "text": "um because otherwise again from" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2326.48, "text": "firsthand experience if you attach" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2327.92, "text": "yourself too much to the numbers once" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2329.92, "text": "they go down you'll start to feel bad" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2331.68, "text": "for yourself and think that you're the" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2334, "text": "problem and that it's not just a case of" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2336.32, "text": "that's just how the internet works" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2338.64, "text": "and then people end up doing stupid [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2340.24, "text": "to try and get validity and relevance" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2341.92, "text": "again" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2342.72, "text": "and then you end up with some really" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2344.24, "text": "crappy things on the internet so" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2346.56, "text": "just" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2347.52, "text": "do your thing enjoy it be happy buy my" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 2349.92, "text": "juice cleanse" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 2351.2, "text": "yeah it's completely [ __ ] you should" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2352.64, "text": "not believe this marketing guy maybe you" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2353.839, "text": "should just shout your parents" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2356.64, "text": "trying to find stuff that's relevant to" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2358.16, "text": "our story you've always been a fighter" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2360, "text": "aria i wish i was half as brave as you" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2361.76, "text": "were huh sure brave but thanks join me" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2364.8, "text": "for a gallon of wine and bad dirty" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 2366.48, "text": "dancing now that sounds like a fun" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2368.24, "text": "[ __ ] time" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2369.599, "text": "uh you can tell me all about your weird" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2371.04, "text": "spark date taylor was it he sounds like" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2373.119, "text": "a creep" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2374.32, "text": "yeah he kept trying to get me to go to" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2375.76, "text": "some rooftop somewhere but i got" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2377.68, "text": "something important to discuss too and" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2379.52, "text": "might fix our problem for good" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 2382.4, "text": "ooh" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2383.44, "text": "trying to get you to go to some rooftop" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 2384.8, "text": "was that wait" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2387.28, "text": "is is taylor in the first game" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2390.72, "text": "there was stuff about a rooftop in the" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2392, "text": "first game" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 2393.04, "text": "and one of them fell off the roof" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2395.44, "text": "and died" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 2397.119, "text": "i can't remember what his name was" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 2398.24, "text": "though" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2399.44, "text": "he was the dude who was singing a lot uh" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 2401.599, "text": "maya we need to talk i thought you" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2402.72, "text": "agreed i was going to the yoga retreat" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 2404.64, "text": "post first oh sorry the moment just felt" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 2406.64, "text": "right so i went with it oh my god maya" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2409.359, "text": "why do you keep undermining me like this" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2411.599, "text": "even with the group it's like nothing i" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2413.119, "text": "say matters anymore sometimes i wish you" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2416.16, "text": "just detox yourself out of existence" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 2417.839, "text": "where's all this coming from oh" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2419.68, "text": "forget it what was i thinking working" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2421.44, "text": "with someone who thinks they can feed" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 2422.88, "text": "off crystal energy" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 2425.28, "text": "that was a really low blow you know" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2427.119, "text": "what's low you're freaking self-centered" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2429.359, "text": "[ __ ] this group is your way of" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2431.119, "text": "trying to control people and pretend" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 2432.48, "text": "you're some kind of messiah or something" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 2435.76, "text": "[ __ ] this is going off i'm living for" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2438.24, "text": "this goss and this tea" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 2440.319, "text": "me if anyone is selfish and manipulative" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2442.48, "text": "it's you it's been that way since" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 2444.48, "text": "college you think i don't know what you" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2446.4, "text": "say about me behind my back like when" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 2448.319, "text": "you told lee that i had herpes because" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 2451.04, "text": "you couldn't stand it when he asked me" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2453.44, "text": "out instead of you oh my god let it go" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2455.119, "text": "already so much for love and light when" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2457.599, "text": "you're so keeping grudges from eons ago" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 2460.079, "text": "i'm just going to let you cool off okay" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2462.16, "text": "do whatever the hell you want i'm better" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 2463.76, "text": "off" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2464.48, "text": "keeping this arrangement purely" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2466.079, "text": "professional so we're going out to the" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 2468.24, "text": "eleventh after this one was this the" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2469.839, "text": "second" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 2470.88, "text": "he said and talked for nine days" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2474.319, "text": "hey maya" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2476.24, "text": "are you okay i haven't heard from you in" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2478.319, "text": "a while" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 2479.68, "text": "you haven't ditched me now that you're" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 2480.96, "text": "all famous right" }, { "duration": 3.069, "start": 2482.29, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 2483.839, "text": "okay but seriously" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2485.359, "text": "i have been a bit worried about you" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 2487.76, "text": "i just want to let you know that you can" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 2489.2, "text": "give me a shout if you need a chat okay" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 2494.319, "text": "maya haven't heard from you a while" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2496, "text": "everything okay everything good bessie" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 2498.56, "text": "you just" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 2499.599, "text": "tore into each other i mean you could" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2501.599, "text": "have met up in real life between then" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2504.24, "text": "but if it doesn't exist in text messages" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2505.92, "text": "it doesn't exist" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2507.52, "text": "i always like these games though they're" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2508.72, "text": "kind of a play on social media and all" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2510.56, "text": "that" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2511.28, "text": "jazz and" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2512.56, "text": "now it's kind of delving into popular" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2514.4, "text": "influencer life and as someone who has" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2516.96, "text": "some experience with that this is going" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2518.88, "text": "to be fun" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2520.4, "text": "hey yes i'm fine i think maybe we can" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2522, "text": "have another girls night out soon i need" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2523.52, "text": "to get out of my house things have been" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2524.96, "text": "really weird sure let me know okay" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2527.76, "text": "that was the 11th of october what's the" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 2529.52, "text": "date in the game now" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 2532.079, "text": "can i can i check" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2536.4, "text": "oh 28th of october" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2539.04, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2540.4, "text": "so maybe if i use the" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2542.24, "text": "warden thing" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2543.52, "text": "i've just been trying to get some" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 2544.56, "text": "background uh ongoing cases he said the" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2547.52, "text": "case was closed though right" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 2550.319, "text": "close cases maybe in" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2552.8, "text": "october" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 2553.8, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 2556.64, "text": "oh my god this is laggy" }, { "duration": 3.321, "start": 2559.839, "text": "there we go" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2567.44, "text": "document found i'm a genius" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2572.079, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 2.561, "start": 2573.359, "text": "oh god" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2576.96, "text": "oh god what the [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 2579.599, "text": "preliminary compilation of investigation" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2581.68, "text": "by west" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 2582.72, "text": "bandricka pd" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2584.72, "text": "maya crane 25 female entertainer" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2588.079, "text": "is that what we call that's actually" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 2589.76, "text": "exactly what i call myself when i go to" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 2591.359, "text": "customs like" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2592.88, "text": "when i got to" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2594.16, "text": "la just gone i have a visa and" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2596.8, "text": "everything i got it while i was touring" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 2598.56, "text": "but for some reason they don't believe" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2600.72, "text": "when i show them i show them the visa" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 2602.319, "text": "and i'm like yes i'm here i'm doing live" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 2603.92, "text": "stream i'm doing all this other stuff i" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 2606, "text": "was doing the live stream for the" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 2607.359, "text": "christmas charity one" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2609.119, "text": "and then they look at it and they're" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 2610.4, "text": "like" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2613.04, "text": "and they're like i don't trust it and" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2614.88, "text": "then like what what do you do and" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 2616.64, "text": "sometimes instead of saying i do youtube" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 2618.72, "text": "as my job because they get really really" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 2621.119, "text": "confused when you say that i i say like" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 2623.359, "text": "i'm an online entertainer" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 2625.68, "text": "and then they're like sometimes they're" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 2626.96, "text": "like oh okay and then other times" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 2628.48, "text": "they're like" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2629.359, "text": "the [ __ ] is that so it's just so bizarre" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2632.64, "text": "i" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 2633.599, "text": "my life is so difficult my life is very" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2636.24, "text": "hard all these trips to america and okay" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 2638.48, "text": "sometimes it" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 2639.68, "text": "takes more than five minutes to get in" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2643.599, "text": "oh boohoo" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2646.16, "text": "i'm just ready" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2647.44, "text": "i'm sharing an anecdotal story okay" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 2650.319, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 2651.599, "text": "so date of birth 1994 date of death 21st" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2654.72, "text": "of october 2018. maya you're not looking" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 2656.96, "text": "great you look like hellraiser" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2659.28, "text": "i mean i know you're dead and i'm sorry" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2662.079, "text": "but i'm trying i'm a detective i have to" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2663.76, "text": "figure things out" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2665.119, "text": "uh facial tears multiple faint scars" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2667.68, "text": "across the face leading all the way to" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 2669.44, "text": "the top and back of the head as a whole" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 2672.079, "text": "these scars appear to form a pattern" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2675.92, "text": "number two facial tears" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2678, "text": "scars were deep and extremely thin blood" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2680.079, "text": "vessels around the affected areas were" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2681.92, "text": "cauterized possibly explaining the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2683.359, "text": "absence of bleeding at the time of death" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2685.2, "text": "no other other visible burn injuries" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 2687.359, "text": "present head injuries slight bruise in" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2689.52, "text": "the back of the head suggesting that the" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2690.96, "text": "deceased collapsed to the ground from an" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2692.88, "text": "upright position" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2694.4, "text": "heart tears jesus tears in muscle tissue" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2696.96, "text": "around the heart resembling spontaneous" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 2699.28, "text": "coronary artery dissection cause of this" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2702, "text": "tearing is under undetermined" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2705.04, "text": "it's like she just got" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2706.4, "text": "blasted like a like cheese wire" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2709.76, "text": "um or we used to have this thing that" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2711.04, "text": "like you put a hard-boiled egg into and" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2712.72, "text": "you go down over and it just slices it" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2714.72, "text": "all into like thin little bits" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2716.48, "text": "it's like that she just got blasted with" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2718.4, "text": "a mesh" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 2720.079, "text": "a heated wire mesh" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2721.92, "text": "notes and procedures the manner of death" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2723.44, "text": "seems to be sudden in nature the" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2724.88, "text": "deceased possibly experienced a" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2726.72, "text": "momentary loss of control or" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 2728.8, "text": "consciousness before collapsing on the" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2730.4, "text": "ground likely due to a sudden to the" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 2732.319, "text": "sudden strain on her heart the injuries" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2734, "text": "around the face could not be determined" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2736.16, "text": "so yeah let's just say it's a heart" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 2738.24, "text": "attack and move on this is weird yo you" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2740.96, "text": "can't just leave this lying around" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2744.839, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2746.48, "text": "what is this" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2747.839, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2750.88, "text": "uh officer mrs tinch t" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2753.52, "text": "officer tench that's the guy in uh mind" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2755.52, "text": "hunter" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2757.28, "text": "good day ma'am oh my what is going on is" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 2759.2, "text": "that maya's apartment yes she was found" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2760.8, "text": "dead in the morning goodness what" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 2762.079, "text": "happened that's what we're here for did" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 2764.56, "text": "you see her or hear anything last night" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2766.24, "text": "pardon wait who are we talking his" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2767.28, "text": "interview has been edited for clarity" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 2769.68, "text": "just somebody in the apartment" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 2772.16, "text": "uh did you hear or see anything last" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2773.839, "text": "night sorry dear these old eyes and ears" }, { "duration": 2.8810000000000002, "start": 2776.079, "text": "are not what they used to be i can" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2777.28, "text": "barely hear you right now can you please" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2778.96, "text": "repeat your question it's okay ma'am" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2780.16, "text": "thank you for your time have a nice day" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2782.72, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 2785.92, "text": "so we got a report a transcript" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2790.16, "text": "we have three more transcripts but" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2791.76, "text": "they're not compiled so we can't read" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2794.16, "text": "them" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2795.2, "text": "evidence collected" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 2796.64, "text": "laptop webcam dslr camera unknown device" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2800, "text": "plastic casing with three antennas looks" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2801.68, "text": "like a self-made signal booster to" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2803.599, "text": "modify wi-fi or phone signals polaroid" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2806, "text": "photo a victim and three acquaintances" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 2807.839, "text": "mobile phone hair strands various shoe" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2810.56, "text": "imprints guitar pick and no other" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 2812.16, "text": "musical instruments" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 2814.4, "text": "okay that's the end of the document" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 2819.04, "text": "what's happening" }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 2820.16, "text": "oh god" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 2821.38, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2825.44, "text": "jesus" }, { "duration": 3.801, "start": 2828.839, "text": "christ that's weird it's even weirder" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2831.28, "text": "when it's actually on the phone because" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 2832.64, "text": "it's like wrestling control from you" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2834.16, "text": "that would be such a freaky [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 2835.839, "text": "thing to happen" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 2837.04, "text": "if you're sitting around and looking at" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2838.48, "text": "your phone and suddenly it takes control" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2839.76, "text": "and shows you a picture of a dead body" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2841.04, "text": "and the eyes open" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 2843.28, "text": "i don't like it" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 2845.359, "text": "but i really like it also at the same" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 2847.04, "text": "time" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 2848.16, "text": "i presume that you're done with the" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 2849.359, "text": "files anything there that looks normal" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2850.8, "text": "to you ah she woke up" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 2854.319, "text": "what the heck happened to her face" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2858.64, "text": "it's our job to figure it out" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2862.64, "text": "i can't tell if those are lacerations or" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2864.4, "text": "scars on her face and everything" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2866, "text": "anything like it" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 2868.24, "text": "attacked by a jealous lover" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2870.48, "text": "vampires it's vampires for sure chief i" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 2873.599, "text": "figured it out" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2874.88, "text": "idiot damn it" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 2876.559, "text": "vampires leave bite marks on the neck oh" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2878.8, "text": "yeah" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2879.92, "text": "i forgot anyway those americans were not" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 2882.16, "text": "the cause of death looks like old scars" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 2884.88, "text": "but from what no signs of forced entry" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 2887.04, "text": "too" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2888.559, "text": "uh any witnesses" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 2893.839, "text": "do you even read the dare report" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2895.92, "text": "i'm just asking questions man oh lady" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 2898, "text": "across the hall confirms maya was at" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2899.52, "text": "home" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 2900.559, "text": "that night last person to see her live" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 2902.72, "text": "uh what about cctv" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2906.96, "text": "just our look" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 2909.2, "text": "some interference friend" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2911.76, "text": "oh interferes fried the apartment's" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 2913.599, "text": "entire network" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2915.04, "text": "uh funny thing same kind of interference" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2917.04, "text": "we saw in maya's video just weaker as of" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2919.28, "text": "now nothing we have from the crime scene" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 2921.359, "text": "leads to anything substantial our best" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 2922.96, "text": "lead is still the phone there are still" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 2925.04, "text": "more we don't know i can feel it this is" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2927.04, "text": "like the the movie unfriended the dark" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 2929.359, "text": "web" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 2930.96, "text": "which is a fun little movie the first" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2932.4, "text": "unfriended movie i think is is good i" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 2934.319, "text": "like it a lot got a lot of [ __ ] because" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2935.92, "text": "it's" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 2936.64, "text": "not the best movie ever made but for the" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 2938.48, "text": "style of the movie i like it a lot watch" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2940.88, "text": "that one uh unfriend it watch searching" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2943.92, "text": "and then watch unfriended two the dark" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2945.52, "text": "web if you want to it's a little dumber" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2947.44, "text": "it's a little more over the top but i" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 2948.88, "text": "still think it's a fun movie" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 2950.48, "text": "uh you sound very sure that there's more" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2952.16, "text": "on the" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 2954.839, "text": "phone maya's entire life is in there" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 2959.04, "text": "her being an influencer means that she" }, { "duration": 6.479, "start": 2960.88, "text": "must have documented it neatly too" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 2963.76, "text": "oh there's group chat's messaging" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 2967.599, "text": "i need your tenacity for this job every" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2969.2, "text": "scrap of information on that phone is" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2970.8, "text": "possible evidence so make sure to" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 2972.4, "text": "recover all the data you can" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2974.48, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 2979.2, "text": "do the cops contact anyone again why" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 2980.96, "text": "they poking around you tell them" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 2982.8, "text": "anything" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 2987.119, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 2988.48, "text": "[ __ ] i didn't realize i had a timer" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2991.92, "text": "no just asking feels super weird without" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 2993.76, "text": "maya here uh worry about something hold" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2996.4, "text": "up" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2998.96, "text": "maya" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3001.04, "text": "no way" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 3002.64, "text": "who the hell is this" }, { "duration": 7.839, "start": 3004.48, "text": "i am a demon from the other side" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3009.2, "text": "i'm a detective" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 3012.319, "text": "oh thank god" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 3014.96, "text": "not cool scaring us like that" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3017.68, "text": "is this normal procedure" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 3020.079, "text": "[ __ ] i'm probably gonna get a lot of" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3021.68, "text": "trouble for this" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 3023.68, "text": "uh we suspect foul play" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 3026.4, "text": "okay i have no timer on this one" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 3028.8, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3031.68, "text": "you think you can't just find a body" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3033.92, "text": "like that" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3035.92, "text": "and then say that" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3038.88, "text": "or not suspect fall play it's very" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 3040.48, "text": "clearly foul play oh my god that's" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 3042.4, "text": "horrible news uh we've already spoken to" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 3044.559, "text": "the cops" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3045.52, "text": "are we like suspects guys please do the" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3047.2, "text": "police have any lead so far he knows" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 3049.2, "text": "we're leaving no rocks on turn worried" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 3050.72, "text": "about something" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 3053.44, "text": "worried about something deary" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3056.24, "text": "no just curious" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 3058.88, "text": "look dealing with this publicity has" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 3060.64, "text": "been a nightmare for us" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3063.2, "text": "yes arya think all about your precious" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 3065.359, "text": "followers first" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 3067.599, "text": "god forbid you take some time off and" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3069.52, "text": "not share every little detail of your" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 3071.28, "text": "life with them oh" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 3073.28, "text": "we're still in mourning you know let's" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 3074.88, "text": "get this drama over with asap all right" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3077.92, "text": "uh did anyone else see her the day she" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3080, "text": "died" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3081.2, "text": "do you have any enemies that's a good" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3082.72, "text": "one i'll just take a little sippy" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3088.72, "text": "like she's the reason we're friends" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 3091.599, "text": "we ran an influencer collective that" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 3093.52, "text": "maximized follower roi" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 3096.64, "text": "republic of ireland and revolutionized" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 3099.2, "text": "content circulation" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 3102.48, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3105.04, "text": "do you have a layman term for that" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3107.359, "text": "because me a layman i mean i'm an" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 3108.96, "text": "influencer i don't even know what it" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3110.079, "text": "means" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 3111.04, "text": "like we help each other do our" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3112.88, "text": "influencing yeah everything was good" }, { "duration": 7.199, "start": 3114.64, "text": "till how do i put this" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 3117.68, "text": "till maya went legit cuckoo rex" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 3121.839, "text": "she was acting kind of weird" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3124.4, "text": "like she went awol for a few days" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 3127.28, "text": "uh" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3128.8, "text": "acting weird weird like how" }, { "duration": 5.799, "start": 3133.28, "text": "weird like paranoid weird like she" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 3135.359, "text": "hadn't slept much" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 3139.119, "text": "maya said she wanted to quit the" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3140.72, "text": "business for good but i thought she was" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 3142.64, "text": "just venting entrepreneurship is hard" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3144.64, "text": "man maybe she just couldn't handle it" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3146.559, "text": "yeah entrepreneurship just being an" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 3148.16, "text": "entrepreneur and an influencer on the" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3150.079, "text": "internet and really just revolutionizing" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 3151.839, "text": "content creation it takes a toll on you" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3153.599, "text": "man" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3154.96, "text": "social media in general takes a toll on" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3156.4, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3157.68, "text": "why am i getting mad at these people" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 3159.68, "text": "i'm just sad she didn't tell us how" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3161.2, "text": "stressed she was" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3163.04, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 3164.48, "text": "you're saying the job pressure did her" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3165.76, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3167.04, "text": "anything unusual happening at work" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 3171.44, "text": "uh just some old [ __ ] different day you" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3173.04, "text": "know" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3174.24, "text": "look maya always had high expectations" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3176.48, "text": "of herself i think that was her downfall" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 3178.48, "text": "too" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3181.28, "text": "yeah it sucks but some people just can't" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3182.8, "text": "be saved you know is that all man rex is" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3185.44, "text": "a dick" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3187.28, "text": "he's all high and mighty and preaching" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3188.72, "text": "like yeah self improvement you could do" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3190.48, "text": "it you could be like me and then in here" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3192.24, "text": "he's like yeah sucks or some people just" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 3193.92, "text": "don't have it you know and then they die" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 3195.92, "text": "thanks rex" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 3197.359, "text": "is that all can i go now" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 3200.319, "text": "for now" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 3203.44, "text": "i hope you figure it out soon" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 3206.4, "text": "let us know if you need anything else" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 3208.64, "text": "later gators" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3211.76, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 3213.599, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 3215.599, "text": "rex did send a message though didn't he" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3219.76, "text": "wait was it rex" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 3222.8, "text": "wait i want to go back and read some of" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3224, "text": "these" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3225.44, "text": "somebody sent a message and it was like" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 3227.52, "text": "pigs shouldn't stray too far from the" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 3229.44, "text": "blah blah" }, { "duration": 6.401, "start": 3231.839, "text": "oh [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.719, "start": 3234.4, "text": "the form background changed oh god" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3238.24, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 3239.119, "text": "[ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 3242.559, "text": "jesus christ" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 3252.24, "text": "stop" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3258.4, "text": "oh my god that's so creepy" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 3263.359, "text": "ah chief i don't [ __ ] it up" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 3274.67, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 3279.119, "text": "it's fine everything's" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3281.52, "text": "everything's back to normal it seems" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3284.96, "text": "i hope jesus" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3287.119, "text": "the toxicity was unbearable i was on a" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 3289.44, "text": "semi successful esports team not too" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3291.119, "text": "long ago we were family so this year" }, { "duration": 3.459, "start": 3293.34, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 3294.559, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 3298.319, "text": "gotcha" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 3301.839, "text": "what's happening on jammer" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 3303.52, "text": "jabber not jammer" }, { "duration": 2.319, "start": 3305.52, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3308.88, "text": "sell out please some of us would rather" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3311.04, "text": "work than cry and beg for what we have" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3313.28, "text": "jealousy is a terrible disease get well" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3314.96, "text": "soon" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3317.04, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 3318.799, "text": "who do i have to fight for you queen" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 3321.2, "text": "my god this is all way too relatable" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3324, "text": "there's so many times when" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3325.839, "text": "influencers online do a bunch of" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 3327.92, "text": "[ __ ]" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 3329.119, "text": "and then they get called on it and then" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3330.48, "text": "suddenly it's like wow you're all just" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3331.76, "text": "haters and oh" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 3333.76, "text": "and then everybody who supports them in" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3334.96, "text": "the first place are just blind to" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 3336.24, "text": "everything and they just leap on it and" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 3338.96, "text": "they're like who do i have to fight for" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 3340.079, "text": "you queen" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 3343.2, "text": "and there's such a" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3344.64, "text": "it's such a hard line to figure out" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 3346.319, "text": "who's actually doing things genuinely" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3347.92, "text": "and who's just an [ __ ] pulling the" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 3349.52, "text": "wool over your eyes" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3351.2, "text": "sometimes" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 3352.559, "text": "sometimes this culture is exhausting" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 3357.04, "text": "uh rex is saying oh women this is why" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 3359.359, "text": "the get rex army are the only real ones" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3364.72, "text": "you and your little boys club are gross" }, { "duration": 6.081, "start": 3366.799, "text": "aria park fan club president" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 3370.319, "text": "um yes that is gross but i feel like" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3372.88, "text": "there's a bit of irony that's going over" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3374.64, "text": "your head everything's crumbling no one" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 3377.04, "text": "ever stays with me in my life mina" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 3380.16, "text": "pigs shouldn't stray too far from the" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 3382.799, "text": "from the farm or they'll get slaughtered" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 3385.52, "text": "is rex threatening a detective" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 3388.799, "text": "good that'll teach them a valuable" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3390.079, "text": "lesson in minding their lesson in" }, { "duration": 2.641, "start": 3391.359, "text": "minding their own business you're a pig" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 3392.88, "text": "everyone wishes you would get" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3394, "text": "slaughtered" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 3395.04, "text": "really lady you don't know who you're" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 3397.2, "text": "talking to" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3400.4, "text": "yeah sometimes social media is a pain in" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 3402.319, "text": "the ass" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3404.96, "text": "because it's so full of nonsense" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 3409.04, "text": "i see you quite doing some questioning" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 3410.64, "text": "who are these people" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 3412.16, "text": "uh her inner circle of friends i think" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3416.16, "text": "good" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3417.76, "text": "you read their statements then" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3421.119, "text": "we found their prince at maya's" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 3422.559, "text": "apartment but that just means they were" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 3423.92, "text": "over a lot so our guys didn't bother" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 3425.599, "text": "questioning that much idiots find" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 3427.599, "text": "anything new about them" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 3429.28, "text": "what's what's rex saying" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3434.48, "text": "i lost a friend recently knowing her she" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3437.119, "text": "wouldn't want me moping around cheers" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 3439.28, "text": "maya dedicating my next million earned" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 3441.839, "text": "to you" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 3444.319, "text": "rex you are an insufferable piece of" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 3447.28, "text": "[ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3450.64, "text": "no offense road you ever tap that" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 3453.68, "text": "guys she's [ __ ] dead" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 3456.4, "text": "could we could we not do that" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 3458.559, "text": "strictly business so you paid her nice" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3461.52, "text": "she's dead have some common decency for" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 3463.04, "text": "god's sake can't forgive" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 3464.96, "text": "rex" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3465.839, "text": "for even answering that perverted" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3467.44, "text": "question all of you posted about maya" }, { "duration": 5.281, "start": 3469.359, "text": "but none of them were pics of her or" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 3471.44, "text": "your friendship hashtag cash grab" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 3474.64, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3476.48, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 3478, "text": "[ __ ] it up" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3479.76, "text": "break some rules damn" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 3483.92, "text": "uh they seem defensive they sound" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 3486, "text": "harmless did they seem defensive" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 3488.799, "text": "didn't really seem defensive they were" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3490.16, "text": "just all over the place" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 3492.96, "text": "they all worked together i said anything" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 3494.4, "text": "new" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 3496.079, "text": "we already know they all influence or" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 3497.52, "text": "whatnot social media say anything about" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 3499.04, "text": "maya maya was acting weird before she" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3501.119, "text": "died" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 3504.72, "text": "that's pretty obvious from the videos" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 3506.079, "text": "she left behind" }, { "duration": 5.441, "start": 3507.599, "text": "what do you think" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 3510, "text": "they're hiding something" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 3513.04, "text": "that uh" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3516.079, "text": "seems like okay i'm getting actual" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3518.16, "text": "real-life messages now seems like we're" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 3520.319, "text": "on the same page change of tactics we" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 3521.92, "text": "need to attack from multiple angles i" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 3523.92, "text": "need you to talk to them individually" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 3527.68, "text": "what am i looking for chief" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3529.359, "text": "send me in coach what am i going to get" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3531.119, "text": "am i i'll crack the whip on these bad" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 3532.799, "text": "boys" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 3535.2, "text": "find out who they really are and what" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 3536.72, "text": "their connection to maya is on a" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3538.16, "text": "professional and personal level" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 3540.64, "text": "who do i start with" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3542.64, "text": "you decide" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 3545.839, "text": "warm them up a bit make it" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3547.2, "text": "conversational" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 3549.04, "text": "try getting their alibis for the night" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3551.44, "text": "maya died too" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 3553.92, "text": "keep an eye out for any slip-ups if they" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 3556.16, "text": "have their guard down they might" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3557.599, "text": "accidentally reveal a bit too much okay" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3560.319, "text": "we are gonna kick some serious" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 3562.319, "text": "influencer ass next time uh that means" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 3565.119, "text": "i'm gonna leave this video here this is" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3566.48, "text": "fun so far uh playing it on the phone is" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3571.52, "text": "okay um" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3573.599, "text": "playing it on the phone is" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 3575.76, "text": "really interesting because it actually" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3577.599, "text": "feels like i'm searching around on a" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 3579.359, "text": "phone" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3580.4, "text": "and i really like that aspect of it" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3581.76, "text": "because the ui is perfectly designed for" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3584.64, "text": "this the only problem with it is that" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3587.359, "text": "when i'm sitting here at my computer and" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3588.88, "text": "everything's like big screen and all" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3590.16, "text": "that kind of stuff i'm i'm a bit more" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 3592.4, "text": "invested in it i'm a bit more" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 3594.88, "text": "as i say like the the atmosphere is a" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3596.96, "text": "bit more enthralling and i feel like i'm" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 3598.559, "text": "more immersed in it that's what i'm" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 3600.16, "text": "trying to say um having it on a phone is" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3602.24, "text": "kind of disconnecting me from the" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3604.079, "text": "experience a small bit so it's not as" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3606, "text": "scary as i think it would be if i was" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 3607.599, "text": "playing the pc version of it" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3609.76, "text": "um but that would mean waiting a really" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 3611.52, "text": "long time but it's interesting so far i" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 3613.52, "text": "i like it the second dlc simulacra kind" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 3617.119, "text": "of game what was it called similac or" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 3618.88, "text": "pipe dreams" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 3620.16, "text": "that was that was bad i didn't like that" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 3622.24, "text": "game the first one is really really good" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 3624.24, "text": "it's one of my favorite horror games" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 3625.92, "text": "because it was just so different and" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 3627.359, "text": "unique and i really liked it a lot" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 3629.52, "text": "but their pipe dreams" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 3631.28, "text": "game was kind of shitty and i didn't" }, { "duration": 2.401, "start": 3633.119, "text": "really get invested in i didn't really" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3634.4, "text": "care about any of the characters but" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 3635.52, "text": "this one i'm already invested in i like" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 3637.68, "text": "the characters um i like the main girl i" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 3640.559, "text": "like this whole like influencer" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3643.119, "text": "who they are online versus who they" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 3645.04, "text": "really are for some people there is a" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3647.119, "text": "huge dividing line" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 3649.119, "text": "and then for other people especially" }, { "duration": 3.281, "start": 3651.359, "text": "like all the people that i would be more" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3653.44, "text": "close with" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 3654.64, "text": "the line between who they are online and" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3656.96, "text": "not online is a very very thin line" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 3658.96, "text": "they're basically the same person online" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 3660.48, "text": "they're just kind of" }, { "duration": 2.801, "start": 3662.079, "text": "cranked up a little bit more for" }, { "duration": 2.559, "start": 3663.52, "text": "entertainment purposes because that's" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 3664.88, "text": "their job they're they're here to" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3666.079, "text": "entertain until next time i'm very" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 3668.079, "text": "excited to find out more about these" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 3669.359, "text": "people's lives especially rex" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 3671.599, "text": "uh maya seems like" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 3674, "text": "she's just she's a little suffering a" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 3676, "text": "little she's like there's something in" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 3677.44, "text": "her that's hurting" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 3679.2, "text": "um so she's trying to like project a" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 3681.76, "text": "more positive aspect out to the world to" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3685.28, "text": "maybe project what she wants herself on" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3687.92, "text": "herself" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 3689.28, "text": "if you get what i mean um" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3691.68, "text": "what was the other girl's name arya" }, { "duration": 6.399, "start": 3693.68, "text": "she or anya i already forgot her name" }, { "duration": 6.639, "start": 3695.92, "text": "i'm so sorry um arya yeah she um" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 3700.079, "text": "she seems a bit more like i need the" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 3702.559, "text": "followers i need the attention rex is a" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 3704.799, "text": "piece of [ __ ] he's all over the place" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 3707.359, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 3708.4, "text": "and he's definitely in it just for money" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 3710.079, "text": "and fame and to make himself sound" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 3711.52, "text": "smarter than he actually is and then" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 3713.839, "text": "who's the other one mina mina i'm very" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 3715.76, "text": "curious about because she seems just" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 3717.76, "text": "genuine and honest and nothing has stood" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 3719.76, "text": "out to her" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3720.799, "text": "stood out from her yet with her" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 3722.16, "text": "relationship to maya so" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 3724.079, "text": "let's see what happens are we going to" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 3725.52, "text": "get some sweet gas in the next one we" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 3728.559, "text": "might just do that but until next time" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 3730.4, "text": "me in chief" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 3731.92, "text": "what does his name" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 3733.28, "text": "mean big daddy chief we're going to sign" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 3734.96, "text": "off" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 3736.66, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 8.97, "start": 3737.83, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 3743.52, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 3749.92, "text": "it sucks to record when you're sick" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

JacksepticEye

NATURE BITES BACK | ABZU - Part 3 (END)

Uncover the deep sea secrets at the end of ABZU! Game Link ► http://store.steampowered.com/app/384190/ ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Outro animation created by Cranbersher: https://www.youtube.com/user/Cranbersher Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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*high five* Top of morning to you ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to ABZU! We're coming into the very final stretch of the game, and I'm really excited because I have a feeling ~magical~ things are going to happen! I want magic! I want to see magic! Also I changed my camera in it Now, I'm-sometimes my flippers disappear. Now I'm not inverted anymore, even though I've played the game so long that way, that it kinda feels like I should be pressing that now Whaaaaales! (Makes questionable whale noises) Aaaawww, they're so adorable! Hiiii! Can I grab onto you guys? Please tell me I'm able to grab one of these Come on! Lemme do it! Lemme grab! They're so magestic-oh god is that a big giant squid at the bottom? I'm seeing tendrils! Oh it is! Ooohhh they're creepy!! (groans in creepiness) Hello? Woaahh everything is making weird lights down here. Can I grab you? I can! Nice!! Kraken? That is far from being a kraken, look at the way they move though! Its so bizarre! Just those little (Jack imitates tendrils moving) Oh and he's spraying out ink. He got like really lit up eyes Almost like a ROBOT! (Softly) ...are you a robot? Oh gods whats in there? Im seeing more tendrils Nooo stop focusing on him! I dont need him anymore, I've moved away! I'm going down to this thing. Oooooh, there's just like things sticking up from the bottom-jesus, i thought it was like a BIG, GIANT squid. That would've been scary. Let's give back life yo! This should be the last one. Well it looked like it was the last one, it looked like there was only 4; so we will see what happens. So is this one going to give life to the squids? That is still really surreal to look at. I feel like I'm in a Coldplay video. (Whispers) So spooky! It's very like... God-y feel to this, like A higher being-a higher existence kind thing. Especially with the music in the background. (Jack imitates background music) Hahaha. It's very spiritual. We got yo! My money's on squids! Squid babies? Squid babies!!!! Not that it was hard to predict but, come on! Gimme the benefit of the doubt! Its pretty smart for me, I'm usually very dumb dumb. Yeah-oh theres a big door down there as well! I-I wanted to get the life in this area before I checked it around a bit more because it adds a lot of light So I can actually see whats going on a bit better Please subscribe to Master Gaming 1940 Aaaw, they're kinda cute! In real life; squids scare the shit outta me. Because they live so deep in the ocean and people didn't know giant squid actually existed, like they didn't see one up close for a very very long time! and then they found them and they were like "Oh yeah! They are giant, and terrifying." I remember I was playing a game one time, and I was telling people to go search like- like "deep sea squid" I think if you searched up deep sea squid you'd come across that video of like the underwater green camera, & it pans across and it just sees this big thing. With its tendrils just hanging there. Soooo deep in the ocean! I mean it's probably totally harmless if you've went out and swam around it but, its just-its so-its so alien looking! Please Subscribe to Master Gaming 1940 (Jack sighs) I like this view more than actually meditating and going around with some of the fish. It's very creepy though... We're so deep in the ocean. And I'm not one of those people who that's afraid to like- go in the sea or anything like that cause I'm afraid that some big creature is gonna eat my legs or anything But I mean... When you see the deep sea. Ooo it's kinda spooky I mean like, I'm not terrified of the ocean but the deep deep deep DEEP ocean... That's kinda scary... Just keep on going. Remember to leave a like Oooo, we're going deep down into the deep dark deep ocean deep deep *chuckling* Hello? What's all this then. Whoaaaa. Look at the size of that one! The shark! Don't get electrocuted buddy... Ohh.. This is bizarre and creepy And really fucking awesome all at once. Oh! Don't don't do it! I was miles away from you! Are you guys like some sort of secure system? Ohh I love- Like the chunks of stuff floatin' in the air. It has a very space vibe to it as well, doesn't it? You gettin' a space vibe from this? Like the debris floating around Earth kinda thing? As if like a satellite exploded or something. Pretty cool! Kay... last area? Maybe? I don't know. Ohh, this looks weird. Oh shit I'm gonna get caught by that, no matter what I do. Orrr maybe not. It is very space like... I guess underwater and space share a lot of similarities in like the floaty unknown kinda sense. That's a cool lookin' image. Are those my little buds? Where the fuck am I? Ohh, this is cool! I am loving the shit out of this right now! This does look like a fucking space station! Okay, fast fast fast fast fast... There's the place where making that shit. Ooohhh, it's exactly what I like; where nature meets technology. And I've been saying in the last episode, it was this series I was talking about, Simon Stallenberg. It's Simon Stålenhag. So I was wrong, I apologise. I think that I actually think that his name, nah I might be wrong again but I kept on saying 'Stallenberg' which is not correct. Okay... Whoa! There's like mechanical fish! What the fuck? Do I do something with this? That's... me or at least- He had one of those door things. He had the triangle in his chest and then it turned into the blue bubble. And I've the triangle on my back, I've never noticed that... I have no idea what's going on but I am intrigued *laughs* It's that just showing me that then? Yeah, okay. So the robot dude... So he has it in him as well so... So whatever that blue goo is, it's very Prometheus. Whatever that blue goo is, is like the building blocks of everything that's going on. These mine things seem to have them in it. I have it inside me, The little robot dudes have it inside them. That's fucking awesome looking. OOo, I'm really curious as the what the hell is goi- Whoaaa! Oh god! There's like a bajillion of them! *whispers* What the fuck... This is so cooool! Oh sweet Jesus, this is terrifying. I'm gonna get caught, I'm gonna get caught by one of them at least. Oh can I just swim up over them? Okay... I'll swim up over them and come back down. Holy... Look at that shit! That is awesome looking but really scary! T-this this my aesthetic as people would say. This kinda shit. Just like big weird creepy robots. That's why I think I loved Inside so much as well. It's just like, a lot of technology means a lot of Very plain, very ordinary stuff Like the sea. The fish and all that stuff... It's all stuff that you're so used to seeing on its own and then you just introduce big giant robot shit all over the place. Or big mechanical structures. And BIGGGGGG Tr- pyramid hearts Are you sentient? WHAT IS HAPPENING? NOOO THE SHARK GUY IS DEAD Oh god I have a hole burned in my chest. What the fuck... WHAT WAS THAT? HE JUST LIKE, BURNED MY ENTIRE SUIT OFF ME And you could see my bones Or at least what this character would have as bones. Is the shark dead? Reminds me of the movie "9." That had like a big, like robot creature that had like a big red eye... ...That was bouncing all over the place as well. I'm so into this, dude. Look I'm all fucked up. Am I a robot? "Cause I don't have flesh and bones. And I have like, wires and shit. What am I? YEAH I HAVE ONE OF THEM IN MY CHEST! I've one of the triange-ly things. So... The vibe that I'm getting now, is that The creature that I am, the creatures that who you are or were Built all of this stuff. It kinda goes back to what Journey is as well. Um, there's some illusions to this as well. Sorry I'm just gonna stop for a minute and talk. It seems like whatever creature I am. We discovered this technology--the blue goo--and started using it to create a bunch of shit. We created life. We created these machines. Then these machines took on a life of their own and became sentient. And it seems they just start destroying shit. Or maybe it was like our own hubris that destroyed- that we created all this stuff... Oh noooo! Ohhh, my little shark friend! Please tell me you're okay! N'awwwww! He was only trying to help! Nooooooo! Awwww... He died... I'm gonna avenge you buddy! That's sad. He wasn't a bad guy all this time after all. Also my flippers I assume now are disappearing not because a bug or a glitch or anything like that, like I thought it was. It seems like they're a part of my like... Mechanical boy that's- oooh I'm above water for the first time. Well, like above water while there's been something else above water. Every other time I've been above water it's been outside and there's been nothing around. Oohhhh! I love this shit! I love games that tell their stories through their environments! I'm getting out of the water! Woah! Frogs! Okay, so this is very reminiscent of like evolution and the beginnings of life. How we were all amphibious and we were all water based and then somewhere sometime a creature went out onto land and grew legs. And then life just evolved and evolved and evolved and kept going. I get your symbolism game! Not that it's very hard to get or anything. This is like a garden of Eden kind of thing. This is fucking cool! Into the water! Yeahhh! Ooohh majestic! Phenomenal! Ohhh, I'm even more into this game than I was at the start. I'm really into all this kind of stuff. What is that dude? You look like liopleurodons. Ummmmm.... Are you a dinosaur? What the fuck? Weeirrrdddd. Those things don't exist in real life do they? That doli-whatever. That straight up just looks like a liopleurodon. "It's a magical liopleurodon Charlie. Full of hope and wonder." Kay, there's one. Oh well I get it! If those little dudes actually do exist in real life--like in current day--that'd be awesome! I wanna see one! That just looks like a dinosaur. That's super cute. Okay... This one's leading to another door. Whaaa? How do you get in there? Oh, oh, can I go up top? Ah ha! See now I'm not just bound by the ocean. Can you move? I'm not bound j- ah common get up and over! I'm not bout by just what I can do in the water anymore. I can actually go up on land- Oh god this is hard to control sometimes. Here we go! Huhooo I did a little twirl. Yeah, my flippers disappear then! So intriguing I love it so much! I think that's why I liked... I- I keep on saying that "Shadow of the Colossus" is my favorite game ever. I think it's part of the reason that these kind of games show as well... Is that you don't need a story all the time that's just like... All emotionally driven through, like what the character's are saying. Like so much can be done just through the environments, through the movements of the characters. Whatever happens to some of the other creatures in the environment, those kind of things. Cause' "Shadow of the Colossus"--ooh there's a thing I can get down there I can get--is a surprisingly emotional game. Yet, barely any characters say anything throughout the entire thing. There is voices and there is dialogue and everything in it but, it's usually like, "Thy next foe is blah blah blah... Go here." Kinda thing. So it's really cool. And "Journey" is one of those games... "Journey" is weird because "Journey" is one of those games that makes me cry almost every single time I play it and I have no idea why. It's just the sheer beauty and majesty of everything that's happening in it and it just fills you full of stuff. Anom-le-ler.... Anomalocaris. Is that what you were called? Hm... You guys are creepy. I don't know how accurate it is to all these fish existing in the same area as well. The stuffs getting eaten all around me. That's fine, survival of the fittest. Just nobody try and eat me because I'm the apex predator in this area. Wooahhh giant turtle! Oh comere buddy! Oh he's awesome! Oh look at 'em! What are you? An Arc- elon. Or Ar-shelon. He's fucking massive! I love him so much! I want to keep him! Look at him, he's so cute! *dorky voice* Hi guys, eh hu hu huh! Awwwwww. Yeah! Movin' on dude! Sorry I'm just so invested in the story and stuff now that I want to push forward and see what the hell is going on. Create that blue goo! Oh! Slip stream! Yeahhhh! Up we go! What if I meet God or something at the end this? Whatttt? Woahhhh! Yeah, see it feels like this is like an entire civilization. That shouldn't be under water. It feels like... Whatever creatures or whatever took over this place, or maybe the robots, kinda like the, "Matrix," that they've kinda shaped the world into what it's supposed to be... Oh wait am I supposed to jump off this? I thought that I was going back into the same area but nope! Wooooooooo! I saw them from the air! HOLY FUCK! No I don't wanna grab that fucking thing! Did you seriously think that I wanted to grab that tiny fish? I wanna grab these big.... Liopleurodon looking motherfuckers. Grab it! Elasmosaur. Oh my GOD! There's dinosaurs in the game! Every game is made better by dinosaurs! That's just fact of life! Wait what are you? I hooked onto you but I didn't see. Ichy-osaurus. Gotchya. *chuckles* I know that's not how it's pronounced but that's the way I'm gonna say it. Oh, I don't do anything here? Oh, this looks important over here. This game is wonderful. Did you know there were dinosaurs in it? Well, some of you probably saw somebody else play it already by now but... Crazy. Dunkleasteus. Ahhh, that's what you guys are! I played... What was the game I played? "Feed and Grow" that had guys like this in it. They're so cool! That's what the... The doors look like. Whenever I Like the doors when I pull the chains and like the water comes out of the statue. It looks like it comes outta one of those guys heads. Kay, I have to do this- Ahhhh maybe the other one is a central one and that's why I can't do it yet. Yeahhh. Now I have to go to the other side and do one as well maybe. See, these little heads. Where the water is coming out of. It's a dunkleasteus. Neato! You'll also notice it's very overlooked in games like this but you'll notice how I haven't got lost yet. Like completely lost. In a game like this it should be very easy to get lost because there's just so much going on all over the place--oh there's all the fish on the wall-- just so much going on all over the place and there's so many different things distracting you but... When you got into this area this pillar thing kinda caught your eye 'cause it's bathed in light more than anything else. Then you're like, "Oh I can't do anything here." So it brought your attention to that. And then when you go over to this one... The blue water comes back and directs you back: it's like a breadcrumb trail to show you where you came from. I mean, yeah, it's-it's fairly obviously to a lot of people but most people overlook that stuff as like good level design. Good world design. Good game play design. 'Cause, y'know, it- it helps you not get lost and it helps you stay immersed in the game. Which again, that's so fucking cool Which again, in a game like this it's hard to do. Nice, is that the last one? Yeaaahhhh! Aw, it's so pretty. Still really weird that's there's uh, water under water but.... You know what I mean? Cool? Oh there's another thing over here that I didn't do. There's probably a bunch of these everywhere that I've already missed but... again, I'm just so heavly invested in the story and stuff now that... Dakosaurus. Awww... They're like pike. Where'd they go? Dakosaurus? There's one. Oohhh, that's a... big dude. I don't know where the Dakosaurs went but... They're pretty neat. I wanna find out why I'm here. I wanna find out the meaning behind everything. Gather to me fish! Still not 100% on that. What kind of signal I'm sending out and why the fish are all attracted to me when I do it. Maybe we'll never find out. This should be the last episode by the way. I'm going to keep going until I finish the game. Awww these guys are cool! What are you? Okay, my character's just swimming up on his own I can't grab anything. Sorry. They're cute! Kay, the guys on the bottom have like grain. And different thing and the guys up top are alongside the shark... What does that mean? I dunno. Seems like the shark symbolizes a lot more than it seemed. Woaahhhh this place is cool! See it just looks like a big Roman civilization kinda thing. It even has Roman style pots everywhere. And there are birds in here so what's up top? Ooohhhhh, the outside! God I am... I am not looking good. I'm also not a human creature. Or a human analog type creature that I thought I was. Like I thought I was skin and bones and flesh. Seem more like robot than anything else. Where am I going? Ohhh! This is a speedy part! Go through the school. 'Scuse me! WEEEEEEEE! You go faster when you do this. It's like speed boosting in "Mario Cart." Heh. Hello friends! Who wants to swim with me? Ah man, I haven't seen any hammerheads properly bef- until seeing the statues. I saw the mini dudes but I want actual, proper hammerheads to show up. Where am I? Huh Hello friends! Who wants to come with me? Who wants legs? Who wants to walk on the surface? I hope that's how it ends. With me like reaching the surface. Ohhh, this is gorgeous. It's all the sunlight comin' in. But that can't be sunlight. Can it? Woaahhhhh..... Oh the music! *whispers under breath* What the fuck. See that looks like where people used to live. *whispers under breath, in awe* What? School of fish is back. Okay, release the chains! Ohhhhhh! How the Hell is this going to end? Those just look like big, googly eyed dolphins. Eheh. And they're adorable *laughs* Kay, let's go- let's go through the school. Just 'cause it's fucking awesome and I love doing it. Yayyyyy! Hello fellas! Such a cool looking effect! That's such Ghibli type music. Is this gonna woosh? Swirling vortex! It's a bit bigger then some of the others I've been into. Okay, I thought it wasn't going to do it there for a second. Am I back in the netherworld again? Yeah, oohhh last one! Centralized. Ohh, my chest glows red in here instead of orange. Wonder if that means anything. Yayyyy! He's back! I mean, he's in the ghost world. But everything I've created in here has shown up in the other place and I get my body back. Down into the hole! Everything I've created in this world has come out into the other world when I've been there. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. What the Hell is going on? What the Fuck? WOOAHHHHHHH! SHARK BRO! Can I grab him? Yayyyyy! Great white shark. And I got an achievement for connection. Oh, awesome! Can we plow through these guys now? Yeahhhh! Destroy them! Destroy them all! Haaahhh! Fuck you guys! I don't know what you are or why you're here but fuck you guys! Are they inhibiting life? Oh it's so pretty! Yeah, I grabbed the great white again, I know. So I have to do that a buncha times. I have to do that four times I'd imagine. 'Cause I had to do- I- I unlocked the manta rays just there so this one should be.... Orcas? What did I unlock second? I think it's Orcas. Annnd... Pooshk! Pooshk! And then we get the whale sharks and the squids. So if these are orcas... Yeah. Okay, I get it. And now we have trees under water. Am I just going to submerge the entire planet under water? This is fucking cool. That, no matter what type of gamer you are or what type of person you are, it's hard to not look at this and smile. Hammer heads! Are you guys the real ones or are you guys the mini ones again? I hope you're the real ones. Awww AWESOME! So you should be.... The... Yeah, the whale sharks. And then squids. Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh. Ohhh, I'm seeing like mountains and- oh no, they're not mountains. Thought I saw mountains and shit above the water. Ahhhhh. I'm about to do like all the different colors of the different areas again. There's one above water. I dunno how I get that one. Hey, this has a bunch on it! Ehhh! Do I have to like go out of the water? Ah hah! I get it! I get it! I can do this! Heh yeahhahahah! Majestic! Wowww! Okay, home stretch baby! Unless I have to do something with the great white again. 'Cause I did get four of those but I also got the great white then at the end. WOOAAHHHAHAHAHAHA Ha ha ha! Oh this thing is in bits! Get to it! Get to it! Destroy it! The music is so PRETTY! What? What's happening? I'm not pressing anything it's just doing it on it's own. Ooookayyy that was weird. Can I go in? I wanna go in! I wanna go in! Do I have to go in on my own? Lets see. If he's supposed to follow me, he will. I hope. Oh! Oh! Oh we can just go through them now! What power did I get? Can I grab the shark? I can't grab the shark. Oh, fuck yeah! Hahahaha! Destroy them all! Oh we're coming for you big boy! Woahh! *whispering under his breath* what the fuck. Was the whole place I was in just a big, giant aquarium? Okay, I thought it was just going to end there. It did end there! Woah! I can swim with the fish now! Can I go up above? I can, but there's nothing there. I mean I can't see it from my point of view. What the fuck. Ahhhh, so I just fly around with the fish. Okay. Ummm... That was good. Yeah, I got another one. Oh, I can grab the shark again, okay. That was really good, I really liked that. The ending was a bit just *snaps* over. Um... But I still stick by my theory that--I mean, I'm probably completely wrong--but... That whatever I am, whatever creature I am... We had this power that we like took out of ourselves to give to other stuff. 'Cause the way- it was very- there was a lot of symbolism showing. Or a lot of pictures or murals showing that like pulling it out of your chest and giving it to something else and every time I did it in the pools of water I created life! But did we create the robot things? But what it seems like anyways is that the robot things, at least the last one, the big one, was sentient. And was able to do other stuff. It seems like it was producing more of the little, tiny robot guys who I didn't see anymore of weirdly. It was also producing the pyramid ones and it seems definitely that whatever these machines were, they were just sucking the life out of areas. 'Cause as soon as the last one was destroyed life just sprung out of nowhere. It was like the- It was like the- the forest spirit in Princess Mononoke kind of thing. Very good, very nice game. Very, very pretty. Music was absolutely amazing. I don't- I don't think I liked it as much as I liked "Journey." And it wasn't just the fact that "Journey" came first and had a bigger impact or anything. It's just that, I felt that "Journey" was a bit more... Focused. A bit more concise. It- It was very good in it's simplicity. This has a lot of fish flying around all over the place and while that's absolutely gorgeous and I love it. It- It's very distracting. There's almost too much going on on the screen at one time. Like look at this right now. It's- It's really nice to look at but again it's very distracting, there's a lot going on where as... "Journey" had a lot of like just you and a big empty, open expense of sand so it was very easy to draw your focus to different things. If there was a building in the distance your eye shot immediately to that because that's what you were supposed to be focusing on. Whereas this, you still focused on different things but again because there's so much like foliage and everything going around- don't get me wrong.... That's not a bad thing. It's- It's good that it differentiated itself enough that it's very like "Journey" but it's very distinct at the same time. That it has its own visual style. Very, very nice. I liked it a lot. Really glad I played it. Short but sweet. I don't- I'm not sure I understand everything that was going on in it, maybe I never will... I'll probably go and look at some theories about it but... That- That was the theory I got out of it. I don't really know what the shark symbolizes or signifies... Maybe you guys know. Maybe you can let me know in the comments. If you've played it already yourself or looked up your own theories. Ummm... Again, I don't really know... Very apt name for the studio as well. I don't really know what my character's supposed to symbolize. I mean, I was the one that freed the world again. And now life thrives again but... Very strange. Very interesting. Is this just going to go back to the start or the main menu? Possibly? Maybe? I imagine so? Or is it just going to start again? Okay, main menu. Okay! Well that was Abzû. Thank you guys for being here and watching it and going along with it with me. And just sharing and theorizing and that kind of stuff... Again, if you have any sort of theories about what's going on please let me know in the comments I can't wait to read everyone elses interpretations of the game of what you thought was going on. Or what you thought of the game. But for now Thank you guys so much for watching it! If you liked it PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE! LIKE A BOSS! And, high fives all around. *wipissh wipissh* WELL THANK YOU GUYS, AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT VIDEO! "I didn't know there was regular monsters.... Hello? Gah, fuck! Kill... Kill him! Owww!" Ohhh, kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Ahhhh! Fuck! Abzû? More like absolutely stunning! How many other people have made that joke already? Probably a lot. That's a very easy joke. I need to be smarter!

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Also I changed my camera in it" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 17.36, "text": "Now, I'm-sometimes my flippers disappear." }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 19.64, "text": "Now I'm not inverted anymore, even though I've played the game so long that way, that it kinda feels like" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 25.38, "text": "I should be pressing that now" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 26.94, "text": "Whaaaaales!" }, { "duration": 1.96, "start": 29.7, "text": "(Makes questionable whale noises)" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 32.02, "text": "Aaaawww, they're so adorable!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 35.96, "text": "Hiiii!" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 38.06, "text": "Can I grab onto you guys?" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 40.52, "text": "Please tell me I'm able to grab one of these" }, { "duration": 0.56, "start": 42.3, "text": "Come on!" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 43.26, "text": "Lemme do it!" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 45.14, "text": "Lemme grab!" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 48.5, "text": "They're so magestic-oh god is that a big giant squid at the bottom?" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 52.48, "text": "I'm seeing tendrils!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 54.42, "text": "Oh it is! Ooohhh they're creepy!!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 58.22, "text": "(groans in creepiness)" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 61.04, "text": "Hello?" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 62.52, "text": "Woaahh everything is making weird lights down here. Can I grab you?" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 66.46, "text": "I can!" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 68.12, "text": "Nice!! Kraken?" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 70.84, "text": "That is far from being a kraken, look at the way they move though! Its so bizarre!" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 76.16, "text": "Just those little (Jack imitates tendrils moving) Oh and he's spraying out ink." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 80.78, "text": "He got like really lit up eyes" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 83.44, "text": "Almost like a ROBOT!" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 86.56, "text": "(Softly) ...are you a robot?" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 88.48, "text": "Oh gods whats in there? Im seeing more tendrils" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 90.92, "text": "Nooo stop focusing on him!" }, { "duration": 2.5, "start": 94.46, "text": "I dont need him anymore, I've moved away!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 97.7, "text": "I'm going down to this thing." }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 101.08, "text": "Oooooh, there's just like things sticking up from the bottom-jesus, i thought it was like a BIG, GIANT squid." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 107.72, "text": "That would've been scary." }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 109.32, "text": "Let's give back life yo!" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 111.66, "text": "This should be the last one." }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 113.3, "text": "Well it looked like it was the last one, it looked like there was only 4; so we will see what happens." }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 118.28, "text": "So is this one going to give life to the squids? That is still really surreal to look at." }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 125.3, "text": "I feel like I'm in a Coldplay video." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 131.46, "text": "(Whispers) So spooky!" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 134.92, "text": "It's very like... God-y feel to this, like" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 140.12, "text": "A higher being-a higher existence kind thing. Especially with the music in the background. (Jack imitates background music)" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 147.38, "text": "Hahaha." }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 149.76, "text": "It's very spiritual." }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 153.74, "text": "We got yo!" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 155.36, "text": "My money's on squids!" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 159.46, "text": "Squid babies?" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 167.62, "text": "Squid babies!!!! Not that it was hard to predict but, come on! Gimme the benefit of the doubt!" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 173.46, "text": "Its pretty smart for me, I'm usually very dumb dumb." }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 178.28, "text": "Yeah-oh theres a big door down there as well!" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 182.78, "text": "I-I wanted to get the life in this area before I checked it around a bit more because it adds a lot of light" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 189.18, "text": "So I can actually see whats going on a bit better" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 191.36, "text": "Please subscribe to Master Gaming 1940" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 193.18, "text": "Aaaw, they're kinda cute!" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 195.52, "text": "In real life; squids scare the shit outta me." }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 198.6, "text": "Because they live so deep in the ocean" }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 201.28, "text": "and people didn't know giant squid actually existed, like they didn't see one up close" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 206.5, "text": "for a very very long time!" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 208.56, "text": "and then they found them and they were like \"Oh yeah! They are giant, and terrifying.\"" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 213.5, "text": "I remember I was playing a game one time, and I was telling people to go search like-" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 218.36, "text": "like \"deep sea squid\" I think if you searched up deep sea squid you'd come across that" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 223.02, "text": "video of like the underwater green camera, & it pans across and it just sees this big thing." }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 228.78, "text": "With its tendrils just hanging there. Soooo deep in the ocean!" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 233.88, "text": "I mean it's probably totally harmless if you've went out and swam around it but, its just-its so-its so alien looking!" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 239.6, "text": "Please Subscribe to Master Gaming 1940" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 243.2, "text": "(Jack sighs)" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 246.96, "text": "I like this view more than actually meditating and going around with some of the fish." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 256.02, "text": "It's very creepy though... We're so deep in the ocean." }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 259.66, "text": "And I'm not one of those people who that's afraid to like- go in the sea or anything like that cause I'm afraid that some big creature is gonna eat my legs or anything" }, { "duration": 5.5, "start": 267.24, "text": "But I mean... When you see the deep sea. Ooo it's kinda spooky" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 273.78, "text": "I mean like, I'm not terrified of the ocean but the deep deep deep DEEP ocean..." }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 279.86, "text": "That's kinda scary..." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 282.2, "text": "Just keep on going." }, { "duration": 2.98, "start": 283.38, "text": "Remember to leave a like" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 286.58, "text": "Oooo, we're going deep down into the deep dark deep ocean deep deep *chuckling*" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 295.94, "text": "Hello? What's all this then." }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 300.86, "text": "Whoaaaa. Look at the size of that one!" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 305.04, "text": "The shark!" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 307.44, "text": "Don't get electrocuted buddy..." }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 310.52, "text": "Ohh.. This is bizarre and creepy" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 315.04, "text": "And really fucking awesome all at once." }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 319.96, "text": "Oh! Don't don't do it! I was miles away from you!" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 325.44, "text": "Are you guys like some sort of secure system? Ohh I love-" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 328.92, "text": "Like the chunks of stuff floatin' in the air." }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 331.52, "text": "It has a very space vibe to it as well, doesn't it?" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 336.02, "text": "You gettin' a space vibe from this?" }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 337.96, "text": "Like the debris floating around Earth kinda thing? As if like a satellite exploded or something." }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 342.88, "text": "Pretty cool!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 348.58, "text": "Kay... last area? Maybe?" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 351.68, "text": "I don't know." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 354.04, "text": "Ohh, this looks weird." }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 366.64, "text": "Oh shit I'm gonna get caught by that, no matter what I do." }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 370.92, "text": "Orrr maybe not." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 372.36, "text": "It is very space like..." }, { "duration": 7.54, "start": 376.18, "text": "I guess underwater and space share a lot of similarities in like the floaty unknown kinda sense. That's a cool lookin' image." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 390.32, "text": "Are those my little buds?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 395.24, "text": "Where the fuck am I?" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 397.56, "text": "Ohh, this is cool!" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 400.04, "text": "I am loving the shit out of this right now!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 406.08, "text": "This does look like a fucking space station!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 410.08, "text": "Okay, fast fast fast fast fast..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 413.74, "text": "There's the place where making that shit." }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 419.3, "text": "Ooohhh, it's exactly what I like; where nature meets technology." }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 424.82, "text": "And I've been saying in the last episode, it was this series I was talking about, Simon Stallenberg. It's Simon Stålenhag." }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 431.36, "text": "So I was wrong, I apologise." }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 433.9, "text": "I think that I actually think that his name, nah I might be wrong again but I kept on saying 'Stallenberg' which is not correct." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 444.08, "text": "Okay... Whoa! There's like mechanical fish!" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 453.16, "text": "What the fuck?" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 458.34, "text": "Do I do something with this?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 463.28, "text": "That's... me or at least-" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 467.64, "text": "He had one of those door things. He had the triangle in his chest and then it turned into the blue bubble." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 474.06, "text": "And I've the triangle on my back, I've never noticed that..." }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 479.18, "text": "I have no idea what's going on but I am intrigued *laughs*" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 484.08, "text": "It's that just showing me that then? Yeah, okay. So the robot dude..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 489.94, "text": "So he has it in him as well so..." }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 492.78, "text": "So whatever that blue goo is, it's very Prometheus." }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 496.14, "text": "Whatever that blue goo is, is like the building blocks of everything that's going on." }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 501.6, "text": "These mine things seem to have them in it. I have it inside me," }, { "duration": 2, "start": 507.7, "text": "The little robot dudes have it inside them." }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 510.52, "text": "That's fucking awesome looking." }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 517.96, "text": "OOo, I'm really curious as the what the hell is goi- Whoaaa!" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 522.2, "text": "Oh god! There's like a bajillion of them!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 526.62, "text": "*whispers* What the fuck..." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 528.9, "text": "This is so cooool!" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 536.18, "text": "Oh sweet Jesus, this is terrifying." }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 539.82, "text": "I'm gonna get caught, I'm gonna get caught by one of them at least. Oh can I just swim up over them?" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 547.78, "text": "Okay... I'll swim up over them and come back down. Holy..." }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 550.64, "text": "Look at that shit! That is awesome looking but really scary!" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 558.88, "text": "T-this this my aesthetic as people would say. This kinda shit." }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 565.76, "text": "Just like big weird creepy robots." }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 567.9, "text": "That's why I think I loved Inside so much as well." }, { "duration": 2.5, "start": 571.28, "text": "It's just like, a lot of technology means a lot of" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 574.46, "text": "Very plain, very ordinary stuff" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 577.1, "text": "Like the sea." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 578.32, "text": "The fish and all that stuff..." }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 579.22, "text": "It's all stuff that you're so used to seeing on its own" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 582.18, "text": "and then you just introduce big giant robot shit all over the place." }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 585.18, "text": "Or big mechanical structures." }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 586.5, "text": "And BIGGGGGG" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 589.32, "text": "Tr- pyramid hearts" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 592.8, "text": "Are you sentient?" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 602.22, "text": "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 606.58, "text": "NOOO THE SHARK GUY IS DEAD" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 608.94, "text": "Oh god I have a hole burned in my chest." }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 616.92, "text": "What the fuck..." }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 620.2, "text": "WHAT WAS THAT?" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 622.22, "text": "HE JUST LIKE, BURNED MY ENTIRE SUIT OFF ME" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 624.48, "text": "And you could see my bones" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 626.94, "text": "Or at least what this character would have as bones." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 630.74, "text": "Is the shark dead?" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 633.88, "text": "Reminds me of the movie \"9.\"" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 636.46, "text": "That had like a big, like robot creature that had like a big red eye..." }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 639.2, "text": "...That was bouncing all over the place as well." }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 643.64, "text": "I'm so into this, dude." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 647.26, "text": "Look I'm all fucked up." }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 648.74, "text": "Am I a robot?" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 655.9, "text": "\"Cause I don't have flesh and bones." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 658.02, "text": "And I have like, wires and shit." }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 666.44, "text": "What am I?" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 667.26, "text": "YEAH I HAVE ONE OF THEM IN MY CHEST!" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 669.6, "text": "I've one of the triange-ly things." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 673.76, "text": "So..." }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 674.7, "text": "The vibe that I'm getting now, is that" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 677.26, "text": "The creature that I am, the creatures that who you are or were" }, { "duration": 3.46, "start": 682.46, "text": "Built all of this stuff. It kinda goes back to what Journey is as well." }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 685.92, "text": "Um, there's some illusions to this as well. Sorry I'm just gonna stop for a minute and talk." }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 690.14, "text": "It seems like whatever creature I am. We discovered this technology--the blue goo--and started using it to create" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 696.66, "text": "a bunch of shit. We created life. We created these machines." }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 700.78, "text": "Then these machines took on a life of their own and became sentient. And it seems they just start destroying shit." }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 707.56, "text": "Or maybe it was like our own hubris that destroyed- that we created all this stuff... Oh noooo!" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 715.4, "text": "Ohhh, my little shark friend!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 718.74, "text": "Please tell me you're okay!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 725.94, "text": "N'awwwww!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 728.8, "text": "He was only trying to help!" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 735.6, "text": "Nooooooo!" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 745.34, "text": "Awwww..." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 749.44, "text": "He died..." }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 753.14, "text": "I'm gonna avenge you buddy!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 757.34, "text": "That's sad." }, { "duration": 7, "start": 762.02, "text": "He wasn't a bad guy all this time after all. Also my flippers I assume now are disappearing not because a bug or a glitch or anything like that," }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 769.1, "text": "like I thought it was. It seems like they're a part of my like... Mechanical boy that's-" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 774.88, "text": "oooh I'm above water for the first time." }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 779.38, "text": "Well, like above water while there's been something else above water." }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 784.14, "text": "Every other time I've been above water it's been outside and there's been nothing around." }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 789.18, "text": "Oohhhh! I love this shit! I love games that tell their stories through their environments!" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 797.98, "text": "I'm getting out of the water!" }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 800.96, "text": "Woah!" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 803.02, "text": "Frogs!" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 806.1, "text": "Okay, so this is very reminiscent of like evolution and the beginnings of life." }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 810.94, "text": "How we were all amphibious and we were all water based and then" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 815.52, "text": "somewhere sometime a creature went out onto land and grew legs. And then life just evolved and evolved and evolved and kept going." }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 824.88, "text": "I get your symbolism game! Not that it's very hard to get or anything." }, { "duration": 4.9, "start": 830.3, "text": "This is like a garden of Eden kind of thing. This is fucking cool!" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 838.96, "text": "Into the water!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 840.84, "text": "Yeahhh!" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 843.42, "text": "Ooohh majestic!" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 849.08, "text": "Phenomenal! Ohhh, I'm even more into this game than I was at the start." }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 855.32, "text": "I'm really into all this kind of stuff." }, { "duration": 1, "start": 859.24, "text": "What is that dude?" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 862.78, "text": "You look like liopleurodons." }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 867.52, "text": "Ummmmm.... Are you a dinosaur?" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 874.36, "text": "What the fuck?" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 880.06, "text": "Weeirrrdddd." }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 883.3, "text": "Those things don't exist in real life do they? That doli-whatever." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 889.32, "text": "That straight up just looks like a liopleurodon." }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 892.34, "text": "\"It's a magical liopleurodon Charlie. Full of hope and wonder.\"" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 897.66, "text": "Kay, there's one." }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 904.96, "text": "Oh well I get it!" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 913.18, "text": "If those little dudes actually do exist in real life--like in current day--that'd be awesome! I wanna see one!" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 923.48, "text": "That just looks like a dinosaur. That's super cute." }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 929.08, "text": "Okay... This one's leading to another door." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 935.98, "text": "Whaaa? How do you get in there?" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 939.88, "text": "Oh, oh, can I go up top?" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 943.12, "text": "Ah ha!" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 944.76, "text": "See now I'm not just bound by the ocean. Can you move?" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 948.54, "text": "I'm not bound j- ah common get up and over!" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 951.82, "text": "I'm not bout by just what I can do in the water anymore. I can actually go up on land- Oh god this is hard to control sometimes." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 960.34, "text": "Here we go!" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 962.74, "text": "Huhooo I did a little twirl. Yeah, my flippers disappear then!" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 976.34, "text": "So intriguing I love it so much!" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 982.02, "text": "I think that's why I liked... I- I keep on saying that \"Shadow of the Colossus\" is my favorite game ever." }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 986.6, "text": "I think it's part of the reason that these kind of games show as well... Is that" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 992.02, "text": "you don't need a story all the time that's just like..." }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 996.14, "text": "All emotionally driven through, like what the character's are saying." }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1000.68, "text": "Like so much can be done just through the environments, through the movements of the characters." }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1006.38, "text": "Whatever happens to some of the other creatures in the environment, those kind of things. Cause'" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1010.68, "text": "\"Shadow of the Colossus\"--ooh there's a thing I can get down there I can get--is a surprisingly emotional game." }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 1016.04, "text": "Yet, barely any characters say anything throughout the entire thing. There is" }, { "duration": 7.3, "start": 1020.06, "text": "voices and there is dialogue and everything in it but, it's usually like, \"Thy next foe is blah blah blah... Go here.\" Kinda thing." }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 1030.62, "text": "So it's really cool. And \"Journey\" is one of those games... \"Journey\" is weird because" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1035.04, "text": "\"Journey\" is one of those games that makes me cry almost every single time I play it and I have no idea why." }, { "duration": 5.26, "start": 1040.56, "text": "It's just the sheer beauty and majesty of everything that's happening in it and it just fills you full of stuff." }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 1046.46, "text": "Anom-le-ler.... Anomalocaris." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1050.84, "text": "Is that what you were called?" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1053.64, "text": "Hm... You guys are creepy." }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 1057.68, "text": "I don't know how accurate it is to all these fish existing in the same area as well." }, { "duration": 1.88, "start": 1064, "text": "The stuffs getting eaten all around me." }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1066.72, "text": "That's fine, survival of the fittest." }, { "duration": 2.98, "start": 1068.7, "text": "Just nobody try and eat me because I'm the apex predator in this area." }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 1072.18, "text": "Wooahhh giant turtle!" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 1075.44, "text": "Oh comere buddy! Oh he's awesome! Oh look at 'em!" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 1083.08, "text": "What are you? An Arc- elon. Or Ar-shelon." }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 1087.06, "text": "He's fucking massive!" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1089.26, "text": "I love him so much! I want to keep him! Look at him, he's so cute!" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1094.06, "text": "*dorky voice* Hi guys, eh hu hu huh! Awwwwww. Yeah!" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 1099.42, "text": "Movin' on dude! Sorry I'm just so invested in the story and stuff now that I want to push forward and see what the hell is going on." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 1106.08, "text": "Create that blue goo!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1113.46, "text": "Oh! Slip stream!" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 1116.34, "text": "Yeahhhh!" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 1118.16, "text": "Up we go!" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 1122.16, "text": "What if I meet God or something at the end this?" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 1130.86, "text": "Whatttt?" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1138.14, "text": "Woahhhh!" }, { "duration": 2.98, "start": 1140.6, "text": "Yeah, see it feels like this is like an entire civilization." }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 1144.96, "text": "That shouldn't be under water. It feels like..." }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1148.14, "text": "Whatever creatures or whatever took over this place, or maybe the robots, kinda like the, \"Matrix,\"" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1153.66, "text": "that they've kinda shaped the world into what it's supposed to be... Oh wait am I supposed to jump off this?" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 1157.7, "text": "I thought that I was going back into the same area but nope!" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1160.4, "text": "Wooooooooo!" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1166.98, "text": "I saw them from the air! HOLY FUCK!" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 1172.7, "text": "No I don't wanna grab that fucking thing! Did you seriously think that I wanted to grab that tiny fish?" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1178.12, "text": "I wanna grab these big...." }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1181.14, "text": "Liopleurodon looking motherfuckers. Grab it!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1186.08, "text": "Elasmosaur." }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1188.66, "text": "Oh my GOD!" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 1190.94, "text": "There's dinosaurs in the game! Every game is made better by dinosaurs! That's just fact of life!" }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 1198.96, "text": "Wait what are you? I hooked onto you but I didn't see." }, { "duration": 5.06, "start": 1202.92, "text": "Ichy-osaurus. Gotchya. *chuckles* I know that's not how it's pronounced but that's the way I'm gonna say it." }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 1211.24, "text": "Oh, I don't do anything here?" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1214.08, "text": "Oh, this looks important over here." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1216.8, "text": "This game is wonderful." }, { "duration": 6.22, "start": 1219.6, "text": "Did you know there were dinosaurs in it? Well, some of you probably saw somebody else play it already by now but... Crazy." }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1227.42, "text": "Dunkleasteus." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1230.78, "text": "Ahhh, that's what you guys are!" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1234.42, "text": "I played... What was the game I played? \"Feed and Grow\" that had guys like this in it." }, { "duration": 5.02, "start": 1240.42, "text": "They're so cool! That's what the... The doors look like. Whenever I" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 1245.78, "text": "Like the doors when I pull the chains and like the water comes out of the statue. It looks like it comes outta one of those guys heads." }, { "duration": 4.46, "start": 1253.12, "text": "Kay, I have to do this- Ahhhh maybe the other one is a central one and that's why I can't do it yet." }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 1260.22, "text": "Yeahhh." }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 1262.28, "text": "Now I have to go to the other side and do one as well maybe." }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1264.84, "text": "See, these little heads. Where the water is coming out of. It's a dunkleasteus." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1271.1, "text": "Neato!" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 1278.5, "text": "You'll also notice it's very overlooked in games like this" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 1283.08, "text": "but you'll notice how I haven't got lost yet." }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1285.76, "text": "Like completely lost. In a game like this it should be very easy to get lost" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1289.56, "text": "because there's just so much going on all over the place--oh there's all the fish on the wall--" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1293.6, "text": "just so much going on all over the place and there's so many different things distracting you but..." }, { "duration": 6.1, "start": 1297.7, "text": "When you got into this area this pillar thing kinda caught your eye 'cause it's bathed in light more than anything else." }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 1304.2, "text": "Then you're like, \"Oh I can't do anything here.\" So it brought your attention to that. And then when you go over to this one..." }, { "duration": 5.26, "start": 1310.24, "text": "The blue water comes back and directs you back: it's like a breadcrumb trail to show you where you came from. I mean," }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1315.84, "text": "yeah, it's-it's fairly obviously to a lot of people but most people overlook that stuff" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1320, "text": "as like good level design. Good world design. Good game play design." }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1323.48, "text": "'Cause, y'know, it- it helps you not get lost and it helps you stay immersed in the game." }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 1328.78, "text": "Which again, that's so fucking cool" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 1331.12, "text": "Which again, in a game like this it's hard to do." }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 1342.98, "text": "Nice, is that the last one? Yeaaahhhh!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1348.86, "text": "Aw, it's so pretty." }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 1355.14, "text": "Still really weird that's there's uh, water under water but.... You know what I mean?" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 1365.8, "text": "Cool?" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 1372.8, "text": "Oh there's another thing over here that I didn't do." }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 1375.9, "text": "There's probably a bunch of these everywhere that I've already missed but..." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1379.16, "text": "again, I'm just so heavly invested in the story and stuff now that..." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1383.74, "text": "Dakosaurus." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1388.04, "text": "Awww... They're like pike." }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 1392.18, "text": "Where'd they go?" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1395.12, "text": "Dakosaurus? There's one. Oohhh, that's a... big dude." }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1402.02, "text": "I don't know where the Dakosaurs went but..." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1405.7, "text": "They're pretty neat." }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1409.96, "text": "I wanna find out why I'm here. I wanna find out the meaning behind everything. Gather to me fish!" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1419.12, "text": "Still not 100% on that. What kind of signal I'm sending out and why the fish are all attracted to me when I do it." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1427.6, "text": "Maybe we'll never find out." }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1435.06, "text": "This should be the last episode by the way. I'm going to keep going until I finish the game." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1442.22, "text": "Awww these guys are cool! What are you?" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1445.82, "text": "Okay, my character's just swimming up on his own I can't grab anything. Sorry. They're cute!" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1459.72, "text": "Kay, the guys on the bottom have like grain." }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 1463.74, "text": "And different thing and the guys up top are alongside the shark..." }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1471.66, "text": "What does that mean?" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 1477.08, "text": "I dunno." }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 1481.12, "text": "Seems like the shark symbolizes a lot more than it seemed." }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 1492.96, "text": "Woaahhhh this place is cool! See it just looks like a big Roman civilization kinda thing." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 1498.4, "text": "It even has Roman style pots everywhere." }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 1501.84, "text": "And there are birds in here so what's up top?" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 1508.06, "text": "Ooohhhhh, the outside!" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 1511.52, "text": "God I am... I am not looking good." }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 1516.54, "text": "I'm also not a human creature. Or a human analog type creature that I thought I was." }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1526.74, "text": "Like I thought I was skin and bones and flesh." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 1529.7, "text": "Seem more like robot than anything else." }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 1532.8, "text": "Where am I going?" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 1536.14, "text": "Ohhh! This is a speedy part!" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 1540.08, "text": "Go through the school." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 1541.84, "text": "'Scuse me!" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 1543.32, "text": "WEEEEEEEE!" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1544.8, "text": "You go faster when you do this. It's like speed boosting in \"Mario Cart.\" Heh." }, { "duration": 5.5, "start": 1549.56, "text": "Hello friends! Who wants to swim with me? Ah man, I haven't seen any hammerheads properly bef- until" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1555.06, "text": "seeing the statues. I saw the mini dudes but I want actual, proper hammerheads to show up." }, { "duration": 0.96, "start": 1569.94, "text": "Where am I? Huh" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1572.22, "text": "Hello friends!" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 1573.84, "text": "Who wants to come with me? Who wants legs? Who wants to walk on the surface? I hope that's how it ends." }, { "duration": 1.96, "start": 1579.18, "text": "With me like reaching the surface." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1582, "text": "Ohhh, this is gorgeous." }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 1584.14, "text": "It's all the sunlight comin' in." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1587.44, "text": "But that can't be sunlight." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1591.72, "text": "Can it?" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 1596.46, "text": "Woaahhhhh....." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1603.26, "text": "Oh the music!" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 1610.44, "text": "*whispers under breath* What the fuck." }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 1614.36, "text": "See that looks like where people used to live." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 1625.62, "text": "*whispers under breath, in awe* What?" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 1628.2, "text": "School of fish is back." }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1630.64, "text": "Okay, release the chains!" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 1639.3, "text": "Ohhhhhh! How the Hell is this going to end? Those just look like big, googly eyed dolphins. Eheh." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1644.58, "text": "And they're adorable *laughs*" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1648.12, "text": "Kay, let's go- let's go through the school. Just 'cause it's fucking awesome and I love doing it." }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 1654.16, "text": "Yayyyyy! Hello fellas!" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1659.46, "text": "Such a cool looking effect!" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1666.24, "text": "That's such Ghibli type music." }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1677.52, "text": "Is this gonna woosh?" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1683.72, "text": "Swirling vortex!" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 1688.1, "text": "It's a bit bigger then some of the others I've been into." }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 1702.56, "text": "Okay, I thought it wasn't going to do it there for a second." }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 1708.28, "text": "Am I back in the netherworld again?" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1718.86, "text": "Yeah, oohhh last one! Centralized." }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 1730.88, "text": "Ohh, my chest glows red in here instead of orange." }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1736.64, "text": "Wonder if that means anything." }, { "duration": 6.28, "start": 1740.76, "text": "Yayyyy! He's back! I mean, he's in the ghost world." }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 1750.98, "text": "But everything I've created in here has shown up in the other place and I get my body back." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1765.3, "text": "Down into the hole!" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1768.58, "text": "Everything I've created in this world has come out into the other world when I've been there." }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1774.86, "text": "Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. What the Hell is going on?" }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 1781.86, "text": "What the Fuck?" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 1787.22, "text": "WOOAHHHHHHH!" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 1793.18, "text": "SHARK BRO!" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1796.16, "text": "Can I grab him? Yayyyyy! Great white shark. And I got an achievement for connection." }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1803.92, "text": "Oh, awesome! Can we plow through these guys now?" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1808.06, "text": "Yeahhhh! Destroy them! Destroy them all!" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 1814.28, "text": "Haaahhh! Fuck you guys! I don't know what you are or why you're here but fuck you guys!" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1823.4, "text": "Are they inhibiting life?" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 1834.78, "text": "Oh it's so pretty!" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 1837.12, "text": "Yeah, I grabbed the great white again, I know." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1841.22, "text": "So I have to do that a buncha times. I have to do that four times I'd imagine." }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 1846.58, "text": "'Cause I had to do- I- I unlocked the manta rays just there so this one should be...." }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 1852.9, "text": "Orcas? What did I unlock second? I think it's Orcas." }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 1859.2, "text": "Annnd... Pooshk!" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1862.18, "text": "Pooshk! And then we get the whale sharks and the squids." }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1867.62, "text": "So if these are orcas... Yeah. Okay, I get it." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 1876.38, "text": "And now we have trees under water." }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 1879.38, "text": "Am I just going to submerge the entire planet under water?" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 1884.56, "text": "This is fucking cool." }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 1890.22, "text": "That, no matter what type of gamer you are or what type of person you are, it's hard to not look at this and smile." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1896.16, "text": "Hammer heads!" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1897.92, "text": "Are you guys the real ones or are you guys the mini ones again?" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1901.26, "text": "I hope you're the real ones." }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 1905.24, "text": "Awww AWESOME!" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 1909.74, "text": "So you should be...." }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 1913.04, "text": "The... Yeah, the whale sharks. And then squids." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1918.44, "text": "Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh." }, { "duration": 5.62, "start": 1919.72, "text": "Ohhh, I'm seeing like mountains and- oh no, they're not mountains. Thought I saw mountains and shit above the water." }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 1927.9, "text": "Ahhhhh." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 1930.34, "text": "I'm about to do like all the different colors of the different areas again." }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1939.12, "text": "There's one above water." }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 1941.98, "text": "I dunno how I get that one." }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1945.14, "text": "Hey, this has a bunch on it!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1952.52, "text": "Ehhh!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 1955.38, "text": "Do I have to like go out of the water?" }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 1958.18, "text": "Ah hah!" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 1959.72, "text": "I get it! I get it! I can do this!" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 1962.28, "text": "Heh yeahhahahah! Majestic!" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 1970.44, "text": "Wowww!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 1973.68, "text": "Okay, home stretch baby!" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 1977.3, "text": "Unless I have to do something with the great white again." }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 1982.12, "text": "'Cause I did get four of those but I also got the great white then at the end." }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 1990.82, "text": "WOOAAHHHAHAHAHAHA" }, { "duration": 5.26, "start": 1994.9, "text": "Ha ha ha! Oh this thing is in bits! Get to it! Get to it! Destroy it!" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 2002.42, "text": "The music is so PRETTY!" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 2007.18, "text": "What?" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 2010.88, "text": "What's happening?" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 2015.58, "text": "I'm not pressing anything it's just doing it on it's own." }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 2024.5, "text": "Ooookayyy that was weird." }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 2028.7, "text": "Can I go in?" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 2030.86, "text": "I wanna go in! I wanna go in!" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 2036.1, "text": "Do I have to go in on my own?" }, { "duration": 2.5, "start": 2043.06, "text": "Lets see. If he's supposed to follow me, he will." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 2046.7, "text": "I hope." }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 2052.7, "text": "Oh! Oh! Oh we can just go through them now!" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 2058.92, "text": "What power did I get? Can I grab the shark?" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 2062.5, "text": "I can't grab the shark. Oh, fuck yeah! Hahahaha!" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 2067.3, "text": "Destroy them all! Oh we're coming for you big boy!" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 2078.16, "text": "Woahh!" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 2084.16, "text": "*whispering under his breath* what the fuck." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 2099.26, "text": "Was the whole place I was in just a big, giant aquarium?" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 2145.32, "text": "Okay, I thought it was just going to end there. It did end there!" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 2153.9, "text": "Woah!" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 2157.44, "text": "I can swim with the fish now! Can I go up above?" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 2164.66, "text": "I can, but there's nothing there. I mean I can't see it from my point of view." }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 2172.34, "text": "What the fuck." }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 2179.32, "text": "Ahhhh, so I just fly around with the fish. Okay." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2183.24, "text": "Ummm... That was good." }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 2189.2, "text": "Yeah, I got another one." }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 2192.68, "text": "Oh, I can grab the shark again, okay." }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 2196.68, "text": "That was really good, I really liked that. The ending was a bit just *snaps* over. Um..." }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 2202.72, "text": "But I still stick by my theory that--I mean, I'm probably completely wrong--but..." }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 2208.7, "text": "That whatever I am, whatever creature I am... We had this power that we like" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 2213.34, "text": "took out of ourselves to give to other stuff." }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 2216.3, "text": "'Cause the way- it was very- there was a lot of symbolism showing. Or a lot of pictures or murals showing" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 2222.06, "text": "that like pulling it out of your chest and giving it to something else and every time I did it in the pools of water I created life!" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 2229.9, "text": "But did we create the robot things?" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 2233.76, "text": "But what it seems like anyways is that the robot things, at least the last one, the big one, was sentient." }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 2240.18, "text": "And was able to do other stuff. It seems like it was producing more of the little, tiny robot guys who I didn't see anymore of weirdly." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2246.54, "text": "It was also producing the pyramid ones" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 2249.26, "text": "and it seems definitely that whatever these machines were, they were just sucking the life out of areas." }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 2256.7, "text": "'Cause as soon as the last one was destroyed life just sprung out of nowhere." }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 2260.76, "text": "It was like the- It was like the- the forest spirit in Princess Mononoke kind of thing." }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 2268.34, "text": "Very good, very nice game. Very, very pretty. Music was absolutely amazing." }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 2274.96, "text": "I don't- I don't think I liked it as much as I liked \"Journey.\"" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 2277.58, "text": "And it wasn't just the fact that \"Journey\" came first and had a bigger impact or anything. It's just that, I felt that \"Journey\" was a bit more..." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 2283.76, "text": "Focused. A bit more concise." }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 2286.16, "text": "It- It was very good in it's simplicity. This has a lot of fish flying around all over the place" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 2290.96, "text": "and while that's absolutely gorgeous and I love it. It- It's very distracting." }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 2295.7, "text": "There's almost too much going on on the screen at one time. Like look at this right now." }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 2299.48, "text": "It's- It's really nice to look at but again it's very distracting, there's a lot going on where as..." }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 2306.42, "text": "\"Journey\" had a lot of like just you and a big empty, open expense of sand" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 2311.96, "text": "so it was very easy to draw your focus to different things. If there was a building in the distance your eye shot immediately to that" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 2317.76, "text": "because that's what you were supposed to be focusing on." }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 2320.3, "text": "Whereas this, you still focused on different things but again because there's so much like foliage and everything going around-" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 2325.4, "text": "don't get me wrong.... That's not a bad thing. It's- It's good that it differentiated itself enough" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 2331.06, "text": "that it's very like \"Journey\" but it's very distinct at the same time. That it has its own visual style." }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 2337.28, "text": "Very, very nice. I liked it a lot." }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 2340.22, "text": "Really glad I played it. Short but sweet." }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 2345.24, "text": "I don't- I'm not sure I understand everything that was going on in it, maybe I never will... I'll probably go and look at some" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 2351, "text": "theories about it but... That- That was the theory I got out of it." }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 2354.86, "text": "I don't really know what the shark" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 2358.3, "text": "symbolizes or signifies..." }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 2360.72, "text": "Maybe you guys know. Maybe you can let me know in the comments. If you've played it already yourself or looked up your own theories." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2365.74, "text": "Ummm... Again, I don't really know..." }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 2368.52, "text": "Very apt name for the studio as well." }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 2371.08, "text": "I don't really know what my character's supposed to symbolize. I mean," }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 2374.34, "text": "I was the one that freed the world again. And now life thrives again but..." }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 2379.86, "text": "Very strange. Very interesting. Is this just going to go back to the start or the main menu?" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 2389, "text": "Possibly? Maybe? I imagine so? Or is it just going to start again? Okay, main menu." }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2394.12, "text": "Okay! Well that was Abzû. Thank you guys for being here and watching it and" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 2398.62, "text": "going along with it with me. And just" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 2401.16, "text": "sharing and theorizing and that kind of stuff... Again, if you have any sort of" }, { "duration": 5.02, "start": 2405.08, "text": "theories about what's going on please let me know in the comments I can't wait to read everyone elses interpretations of the game" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 2410.1, "text": "of what you thought was going on. Or what you thought of the game. But for now" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 2413.64, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching it! If you liked it" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 2416.84, "text": "PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE! LIKE A BOSS!" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 2420.74, "text": "And, high fives all around. *wipissh wipissh*" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 2424.06, "text": "WELL THANK YOU GUYS, AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 2427.32, "text": "IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 2428.86, "text": "\"I didn't know there was regular monsters...." }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 2432.38, "text": "Hello? Gah, fuck! Kill... Kill him! Owww!\"" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 2437.44, "text": "Ohhh, kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Ahhhh! Fuck!" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 2443.34, "text": "Abzû? More like absolutely stunning!" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 2447.46, "text": "How many other people have made that joke already?" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 2450, "text": "Probably a lot. That's a very easy joke. I need to be smarter!" } ]

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Jr9cT2XQ_fc

2024-11-29T10:38:08.950476

all right nope okay so you can hit F to go back to your shot again what are we doing at our okay don't hit our our brings you back to the very beginning e birdie how do we I don't understand left click drag back and shoot forward that's almost better sample text to the green sample text okay we get it Daniel you're better than the rest of us no come on alright I'm still going around yeah so keep going keep going around come on hit me hit me hit me yeah [ __ ] okay I'm going around again lights and doing another Jesus Christ to hit me this is nothing like da for the love of God I'm I'm waiting for a [ __ ] sick you got 30 seconds like okay I'm doing one more lap and then I'm starting to get him come on come on attaboy attaboy okay and then go again quickly quick look go oh sure oh yeah you've only got 15 yeah yes yes [ __ ] it's good we do it oh my god wait where are you going look Alaska ball Oh ha but did you get a hold of one yeah no you did know you have been he landed on the board in the back events come on your fault you shouldn't have baited him into do you heard walkins yeah shite great swish swish yes yes yes triple bogey I did the right one ah all right difficulty her I don't like that were the other ones easy one was medium I don't know about the first one where are we going to land in a pod okay it's like the carnival just one of them I think has it I think I hope well I did you yeah I keep [ __ ] it let's this this sucks god it's like Wonderland I said not fun [Laughter] I keep on great Kevin how did you get it in yeah Oh targeting okay all right shots oh shoot I didn't know that was a thing Scott dam lobby yeah you're fourteen shots I think 12 or 14 minute oh god I'm bringing him to funder land I want it are you good at the clown game are you Tron Tron Oh God oh [ __ ] oh okay okay so you need to hit it with the right amount of power for it and then the bit of rock [Music] where's your wallet one now Kevin no it's mine come on - careful no Jesus Dan Oh [Laughter] have you guys noticed how quiet it is before doc joins Oh Lord oh Lord I'm in a cannon what oh no I see what why I can't hit the wood yeah latency I could have there we go ha ha whatever ok I don't need a birdie I have a happy relationship I'm back go go oh yeah pile of shite oh you hairy testicle come on Artie don't call me [Music] [ __ ] ready for a trickshot yes I did knock already caught us that was such a crazy trick there Brian we know that's harder making fun of them [ __ ] oh it's so good to be a gangster hello chums it's so good to be one of those criminals oh you need a lot of power yes I just hit it hard easy July hi my I'm going to prove you wrong this music was definitely cheerful when I started but now what makes me want to die mind where the hell are you oh oh next do is heard of Oz Oh Shh one of you guys hosts just in case I don't know come on you [ __ ] it stopped right before the booster hey hey everything I hate all of you as well you made this house I'm a nice lad I brush my teeth what kind of forever come on oh no no no I'm naturally stuck there we go I got rated the booster last time it didn't go through well done brain okay this looks much cammer yeah this is a regular map not a [ __ ] man yeah it's like a golf course this is gonna be really boring isn't it yeah probably where are we going oh there we go wait don't even realize I could have just arty collided wait which one we call for over here the one at the top don't you don't you dare [ __ ] bollocks all our balls are floating in mid-air hello balls ah I see what you're up to I see what you're up to oh yeah hit the water cannon - holder one hate odor one biiis hole-in-one we may as well act like we're friends before we start killing each other be nice to each other and a hold of one again life's good oh yeah through the window yeah it's your fair play to you Daniel there's Brian I'm sure Kevin's here is like don't be friendly all right wait Kevin stay there stay there okay okay go Kevin that didn't even slightly both of us Oh No Oh what am i doing in little Nagy just give me a little no I can't I okay I'll hit you off the backboard oh you're a nice man when it all comes down all right just repay me when we get to heaven's gates all right [ __ ] off my good hard work Oh for [ __ ] sake I'm going back to dessert I'm actually okay I'm stuck in the rock okay no go wait will you time the boy one last shot one last shot hit off the backboard no I'm doing this home in 12 oh my nipples are rock her right now all right somebody hit me come on Kevin Kevin what thank you Kevin Kevin you're alive you're all poised just like hey listen get hey let's go [ __ ] okay now your turn I don't think it's gonna work Brian Brian stay there moment no Kevin Kevin again Kevin come on you got this can you give me directions please just just let me give me anywhere yeah you're in you're in just return the favor thank you I but why I'm putting you I don't know what to do now okay here I am this is nice why are you just watching Brian you're freaking me out guys I'm so good I got two bogeys this is a long one lads [Music] very quick very quiet that's what she said whoa fired it into the hole I didn't make fun of your jokes okay appreciate if you didn't make fun of my weight oh wait I get it yes I get it what oh how did you get a round oh wait oh oh wait wait wait hold on stop ball stop mister thank you yeah why don't we just do that not cool I feel very cool I'm here with Daniel come on come on come on I could breathe you in Kevin look at that pair of balls got in the hole that's a real edge dude I could blow you in and he goes I breathe you in let me exhale let me just real quick is this a bravery one go for the blue oh I don't even think I could get the blue target remembering I'd use me as a guinea pig oh thank you you actually kind of helped me I think okay good oh so close so close Turk Turk I'm going it before brain oh [Laughter] [Music] look at him go what a lad he goes come on device like a [ __ ] cannonball or phones the big boy ocean I am the greatest video gamer and no one can ever know I don't have much else let me have the best gamer award no mid lads I mean I'm just I'm just watching Turk it's pretty great he's done tours out of it brain waiting swish oh come on oh you hairy perfect sight game for babies to where to fire to hurt I don't think I've ever actually yes always Here I am I finished my last stroke I'm about to have one as well never cross another man's balls bollocks I deserve oh yeah here's your chance Brian I hate to go into that hole I'm not helping to help you so many bottle shattering going on oh that's too much this whole [ __ ] stream is just gonna be sex jokes I'm surprised it's been mostly them and not me for the entire I was like making fun of you at first and I was like ha ha PP ha ha come to the immature he P long only of two shots and surprisingly further than what it looks yeah you gotta welly it alright this is my last shot I need to get this in come on don't eat it don't eat it don't eat it embrace the line in front to you ok Thank You Bryan I'm here three's a nice to see you're gonna do to me all day hi Daniel now here's the nicest thing I'm gonna do for you ok ready ready Bryan here we go I used to watch every no wait that was not a baby ok we're gonna go for a woman one if you knock me further away I'm gonna kill you ok ok now you can just put it in don't thank you thank you thank you alright here I go there goes my hero that actually worked Oh all right Kevin stay there ok shite Kevin I may have blundered it Oh balls wait I can help you out I don't trust this I don't trust it oh no wait I'll bounce off the backboard Oh shite you didn't even try alright wait oh no Kevin I can't come help you Oh Oh bummer Oh do the socks I saw some bad free me this looks easy this is easy yeah go wait a minute when you fire up oh oh I almost wish swish [ __ ] oh you let's wait there we go rolling oh that sucks that was actually very close that was really close except for half there was some cross I'm just gonna take this as the win and [Laughter] I'm not doing like that I have this [ __ ] come on what are you doing you're do you want to go I didn't even move what happened weird oh I got this I got this watch this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you've upset my dog ah I love rocks Oh Oh sexy Oh you little [ __ ] I'm zoning this one up I'm just happy to be here to make it rain I'm not trying to get in the whole hate video games all right here we go Miss Piggy joined the call site this game got this I know what I'm doing blow your mind for many of us was a hole in one baby hole in one what up bastard I don't like it I think you cheatin I think he got hurt so happy do you guys just not like when good things happen to me no no Fair Play particular you know no fair enough am I supposed to be over here should I go the right way it was your [ __ ] it was you said let's do golf it was your I don't agree with that no statement Tara no just click through the wall okay so dumb never mind you fools you should be in the hole like I am D Irish a great bunch of ladies me favorite type of chewing gum Arbus oh my god what a [ __ ] shot by me thanks me ie ie ie hate everything ok I'm going over here that's not it god I love the little tap I'm last shot No yes I love golf I went I let you know I'll report back left is glance so it's right raises ground as well Oh Kevin go I did it so did I wait I got it yes he did that in Spidey it wow you can see the whole map frame up here it looks great [Music] I'm in number two number two is good number two is good it puts you right in front of hole doggy for fix sake what I didn't do anything oh there's another hole in front of that hole oh that was me too aggressive man I tried to [ __ ] with Brian there was your problem shocker I'm sitting right here I [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] couldn't have used the friends I have to have used an enemy that's lovely actually I'm just happy that you're in my life exactly it's kind of sweet actually I'll go back to getting bright reoccurring theme I don't I don't want to be left out so I'll go from as well oh it from this week everyone's after me last week I'm a racist let's not forget you're always a racist I'm [ __ ] off nice nice oh there you go Kevin there you go straight head straight [Laughter] [Music] if bird warriors could make noise it would sound like da he need some private time I'm leaving Oh guys I just want to say that this is great [ __ ] crack in peace in Syria bollocks I'll take a punch hit me off you're a bunch of wankers oh no go go go go ah come on yet teeter totter no thank you I'll hit you I let you towards a jack I'll hit you towards don't move dark wolf the table moved Fairplay dahi Fairplay I think I can get one more shot on my old strokes good luck somebody you're having one Oh this was nice to get the [ __ ] out of my way yes we need to hit him I just want to get here I do not [ __ ] [ __ ] thank you daddy I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry my heart is sore mi do is this a [ __ ] pointed look I could have got here on my own your bollocks my sabotage did not go so well the second one thank [ __ ] puberty hit Harden and he didn't answer for us no where am I I'm off Odin [ __ ] mukla which way are we going get in a barrel alright the second from the left Oh any of them my name is Amal know anyone Brian you went for that one you know other than that one oh [ __ ] [ __ ] muscular forearms are too [Music] flag that's almost like the Irish flag flag did he guess India yes yes in the environment [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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11.24, "start": 189.39, "text": "targeting okay all right shots" }, { "duration": 10.199, "start": 194.01, "text": "oh shoot I didn't know that was a thing" }, { "duration": 12.67, "start": 200.63, "text": "Scott dam lobby yeah you're fourteen" }, { "duration": 11.931000000000001, "start": 204.209, "text": "shots I think 12 or 14 minute oh god I'm" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 213.3, "text": "bringing him to funder land I want it" }, { "duration": 10, "start": 216.14, "text": "are you good at the clown game are you" }, { "duration": 8.91, "start": 218.52, "text": "Tron Tron Oh God oh [ __ ] oh okay okay so" }, { "duration": 6.47, "start": 226.14, "text": "you need to hit it with the right amount" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 227.43, "text": "of power for it and then the bit of rock" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 233.17, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 13.54, "start": 238.01, "text": "where's your wallet one now Kevin no" }, { "duration": 11.371, "start": 240.709, "text": "it's mine come on - careful no Jesus Dan" }, { "duration": 4.75, "start": 251.55, "text": "Oh" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 252.08, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 9.49, "start": 257.07, "text": "have you guys noticed how quiet it is" }, { "duration": 9.951, "start": 259.359, "text": "before doc joins Oh Lord oh Lord I'm in" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 266.56, "text": "a cannon what" }, { "duration": 7.691, "start": 271.139, "text": "oh no I see what why I can't hit the" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 275.169, "text": "wood yeah latency I could have there we" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 278.83, "text": "go ha ha" }, { "duration": 9.5, "start": 279.639, "text": "whatever ok I don't need a birdie I have" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 285.19, "text": "a happy relationship" }, { "duration": 7.991, "start": 289.139, "text": "I'm back go go" }, { "duration": 12.53, "start": 292.96, "text": "oh yeah pile of shite oh you hairy" }, { "duration": 8.36, "start": 297.13, "text": "testicle come on Artie don't call me" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 308.83, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.871, "start": 310.289, "text": "[ __ ] ready for a trickshot yes I did" }, { "duration": 5.39, "start": 315.97, "text": "knock already caught us that was such a" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 318.16, "text": "crazy trick there Brian" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 328.169, "text": "we know that's harder making fun of them" }, { "duration": 10.201, "start": 332.849, "text": "[ __ ] oh it's so good to be a gangster" }, { "duration": 8.17, "start": 347.34, "text": "hello chums it's so good to be one of" }, { "duration": 6.74, "start": 350.41, "text": "those criminals oh you need a lot of" }, { "duration": 12.39, "start": 355.51, "text": "power yes" }, { "duration": 16.66, "start": 357.15, "text": "I just hit it hard easy July hi my I'm" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 367.9, "text": "going to prove you wrong this music was" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 373.81, "text": "definitely cheerful when I started but" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 375.28, "text": "now what makes me want to die mind where" }, { "duration": 6.929, "start": 378.61, "text": "the hell are you" }, { "duration": 8.850999999999999, "start": 379.479, "text": "oh oh next do is heard of Oz Oh Shh one" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 385.539, "text": "of you guys hosts just in case" }, { "duration": 7.38, "start": 388.33, "text": "I don't know come on you [ __ ] it" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 393.939, "text": "stopped right before the booster" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 395.71, "text": "hey hey everything I hate all of you as" }, { "duration": 8.011, "start": 398.889, "text": "well you made this house I'm a nice lad" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 402.25, "text": "I brush my teeth what kind of forever" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 406.9, "text": "come on" }, { "duration": 8.579, "start": 407.56, "text": "oh no no no I'm naturally stuck there we" }, { "duration": 5.209, "start": 413.74, "text": "go I got rated the booster last time it" }, { "duration": 5.791, "start": 416.139, "text": "didn't go through" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 418.949, "text": "well done brain okay this looks much" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 421.93, "text": "cammer" }, { "duration": 3.581, "start": 422.849, "text": "yeah this is a regular map not a" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 425.05, "text": "[ __ ] man yeah it's like a golf" }, { "duration": 6.829, "start": 426.43, "text": "course this is gonna be really boring" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 430.33, "text": "isn't it yeah probably" }, { "duration": 14.351, "start": 433.259, "text": "where are we going oh there we go" }, { "duration": 12.419, "start": 438.55, "text": "wait don't even realize I could have" }, { "duration": 4.649, "start": 447.61, "text": "just arty collided wait which one we" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 450.969, "text": "call for over here the one at the top" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 452.259, "text": "don't you don't you dare [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 455.77, "text": "bollocks all our balls are floating in" }, { "duration": 6.361, "start": 459.849, "text": "mid-air hello balls ah I see what you're" }, { "duration": 8.189, "start": 463.69, "text": "up to I see what you're up to" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 466.21, "text": "oh yeah hit the water cannon - holder" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 471.879, "text": "one hate odor one biiis hole-in-one we" }, { "duration": 12.84, "start": 474.52, "text": "may as well act like we're friends" }, { "duration": 14.19, "start": 475.509, "text": "before we start killing each other be" }, { "duration": 6.119, "start": 487.36, "text": "nice to each other and a hold of one" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 489.699, "text": "again life's good oh yeah through the" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 493.479, "text": "window yeah it's your fair play to you" }, { "duration": 15.091, "start": 495.969, "text": "Daniel there's Brian I'm sure Kevin's" }, { "duration": 14.1, "start": 498.669, "text": "here is like don't be friendly all right" }, { "duration": 3.779, "start": 511.06, "text": "wait Kevin stay there stay there okay" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 512.769, "text": "okay go Kevin" }, { "duration": 9.211, "start": 514.839, "text": "that didn't even slightly both of us" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 519.73, "text": "Oh No Oh what am i doing in little Nagy" }, { "duration": 4.73, "start": 524.05, "text": "just give me a little no I can't" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 526.03, "text": "I okay I'll hit you off the backboard oh" }, { "duration": 4.66, "start": 528.78, "text": "you're a nice man when it all comes down" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 531.79, "text": "all right just repay me when we get to" }, { "duration": 9.9, "start": 533.44, "text": "heaven's gates all right [ __ ] off my" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 539.14, "text": "good hard work Oh for [ __ ] sake I'm" }, { "duration": 10.77, "start": 543.34, "text": "going back to dessert" }, { "duration": 14.79, "start": 544.36, "text": "I'm actually okay I'm stuck in the rock" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 554.11, "text": "okay no go wait will you time the boy" }, { "duration": 9.86, "start": 559.15, "text": "one last shot one last shot hit off the" }, { "duration": 19.71, "start": 561.79, "text": "backboard no I'm doing this home in 12" }, { "duration": 12.64, "start": 569.01, "text": "oh my nipples are rock her right now all" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 581.5, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 581.65, "text": "somebody hit me come on Kevin Kevin what" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 583.84, "text": "thank you Kevin Kevin you're alive" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 585.64, "text": "you're all poised just like hey listen" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 592.45, "text": "get hey let's go [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 594.13, "text": "okay now your turn I don't think it's" }, { "duration": 9.51, "start": 597.55, "text": "gonna work Brian Brian stay there moment" }, { "duration": 8.57, "start": 599.95, "text": "no Kevin Kevin again Kevin come on you" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 607.06, "text": "got this" }, { "duration": 8.59, "start": 608.52, "text": "can you give me directions please just" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 611.38, "text": "just let me give me anywhere yeah you're" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 617.11, "text": "in you're in just return the favor" }, { "duration": 10.04, "start": 618.97, "text": "thank you I but why I'm putting you I" }, { "duration": 5.74, "start": 624.87, "text": "don't know what to do now okay here I am" }, { "duration": 2.95, "start": 629.01, "text": "this is nice" }, { "duration": 11.13, "start": 630.61, "text": "why are you just watching Brian you're" }, { "duration": 12.27, "start": 631.96, "text": "freaking me out guys I'm so good I got" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 641.74, "text": "two bogeys this is a long one lads" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 644.23, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 15.24, "start": 647.589, "text": "very quick very quiet that's what she" }, { "duration": 12.589, "start": 650.24, "text": "said whoa" }, { "duration": 6.371, "start": 663.639, "text": "fired it into the hole I didn't make fun" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 666.47, "text": "of your jokes okay appreciate if you" }, { "duration": 8.129, "start": 670.01, "text": "didn't make fun of my weight oh wait I" }, { "duration": 12.45, "start": 671.66, "text": "get it yes I get it what oh how did you" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 678.139, "text": "get a round oh wait oh oh wait wait wait" }, { "duration": 4.349, "start": 684.11, "text": "hold on" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 684.949, "text": "stop ball stop mister thank you yeah why" }, { "duration": 7.861, "start": 688.459, "text": "don't we just do that not cool" }, { "duration": 5.611, "start": 693.649, "text": "I feel very cool I'm here with Daniel" }, { "duration": 11.54, "start": 696.32, "text": "come on come on come on I could breathe" }, { "duration": 11.1, "start": 699.26, "text": "you in Kevin" }, { "duration": 6.19, "start": 707.86, "text": "look at that pair of balls got in the" }, { "duration": 7.789, "start": 710.36, "text": "hole that's a real edge dude I could" }, { "duration": 9.87, "start": 714.05, "text": "blow you in and he goes I breathe you in" }, { "duration": 8.471, "start": 718.149, "text": "let me exhale let me just real quick is" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 723.92, "text": "this a bravery one go for the blue oh I" }, { "duration": 6.029, "start": 726.62, "text": "don't even think I could get the blue" }, { "duration": 9.48, "start": 727.76, "text": "target remembering I'd use me as a" }, { "duration": 5.671, "start": 732.649, "text": "guinea pig oh thank you you actually" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 737.24, "text": "kind of helped me I think" }, { "duration": 15.42, "start": 738.32, "text": "okay good oh so close so close" }, { "duration": 13.98, "start": 744.5, "text": "Turk Turk I'm going it before brain oh" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 753.74, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 769.81, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 771.16, "text": "look at him go" }, { "duration": 12.55, "start": 772.55, "text": "what a lad he goes" }, { "duration": 23.11, "start": 775.759, "text": "come on device like a [ __ ] cannonball" }, { "duration": 17.039, "start": 785.1, "text": "or phones the big boy ocean I am the" }, { "duration": 10.801, "start": 798.869, "text": "greatest video gamer and no one can ever" }, { "duration": 10.92, "start": 802.139, "text": "know I don't have much else let me have" }, { "duration": 6.479, "start": 809.67, "text": "the best gamer award no mid lads I mean" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 813.059, "text": "I'm just I'm just watching Turk it's" }, { "duration": 10.341, "start": 816.149, "text": "pretty great" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 818.54, "text": "he's done tours out of it brain waiting" }, { "duration": 17.32, "start": 826.73, "text": "swish oh come on" }, { "duration": 21.389, "start": 832.8, "text": "oh you hairy perfect sight game for" }, { "duration": 16.17, "start": 844.05, "text": "babies to where to fire to hurt I don't" }, { "duration": 18.09, "start": 854.189, "text": "think I've ever actually yes always" }, { "duration": 13.65, "start": 860.22, "text": "Here I am I finished my last stroke I'm" }, { "duration": 7.1, "start": 872.279, "text": "about to have one as well never cross" }, { "duration": 8.67, "start": 873.87, "text": "another man's balls bollocks I deserve" }, { "duration": 7.33, "start": 879.379, "text": "oh yeah here's your chance Brian I hate" }, { "duration": 8.669, "start": 882.54, "text": "to go into that hole I'm not helping to" }, { "duration": 13.11, "start": 886.709, "text": "help you so many bottle shattering going" }, { "duration": 13.8, "start": 891.209, "text": "on oh that's too much this whole [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 899.819, "text": "stream is just gonna be sex jokes I'm" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 905.009, "text": "surprised it's been mostly them and not" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 906.899, "text": "me for the entire" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 908.7, "text": "I was like making fun of you at first" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 911.1, "text": "and I was like ha ha PP ha ha come to" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 915.51, "text": "the immature he P long only of two shots" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 918.36, "text": "and surprisingly further than what it" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 920.37, "text": "looks yeah you gotta welly it alright" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 923.55, "text": "this is my last shot I need to get this" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 925.74, "text": "in come on don't eat it don't eat it" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 927.66, "text": "don't eat it embrace the line in front" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 928.74, "text": "to you ok Thank You Bryan" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 931.62, "text": "I'm here three's a nice to see you're" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 933.54, "text": "gonna do to me all day" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 934.53, "text": "hi Daniel now here's the nicest thing" }, { "duration": 6.53, "start": 936.75, "text": "I'm gonna do for you ok ready ready" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 939.24, "text": "Bryan here we go I used to watch every" }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 944.63, "text": "no wait that was not a baby" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 948.06, "text": "ok we're gonna go for a woman one if you" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 950.01, "text": "knock me further away I'm gonna kill you" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 951.63, "text": "ok ok now you can just put it in don't" }, { "duration": 7.13, "start": 955.44, "text": "thank you thank you thank you" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 957.66, "text": "alright here I go there goes my hero" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 962.57, "text": "that actually worked" }, { "duration": 6.05, "start": 964.14, "text": "Oh all right Kevin stay there ok shite" }, { "duration": 5.59, "start": 970.73, "text": "Kevin I may have blundered it Oh balls" }, { "duration": 9.93, "start": 973.95, "text": "wait I can help you out I don't trust" }, { "duration": 10.38, "start": 976.32, "text": "this I don't trust it oh no wait I'll" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 983.88, "text": "bounce off the backboard Oh shite you" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 986.7, "text": "didn't even try" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 987.48, "text": "alright wait oh no Kevin I can't come" }, { "duration": 10.46, "start": 990.48, "text": "help you Oh Oh bummer" }, { "duration": 10.62, "start": 993.63, "text": "Oh do the socks I saw some bad free me" }, { "duration": 7.09, "start": 1000.94, "text": "this looks easy this is easy" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 1004.25, "text": "yeah go wait a minute when you fire up" }, { "duration": 19.89, "start": 1008.03, "text": "oh oh I almost wish swish [ __ ] oh you" }, { "duration": 19.05, "start": 1012.23, "text": "let's wait there we go rolling oh that" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 1027.92, "text": "sucks that was actually very close that" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 1031.28, "text": "was really close except for half there" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 1033.35, "text": "was some cross" }, { "duration": 4.379, "start": 1037.14, "text": "I'm just gonna take this as the win and" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1042.63, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 32.85, "start": 1050.429, "text": "I'm not doing like that I have this" }, { "duration": 61.08, "start": 1086.88, "text": "[ __ ] come on what are you doing" }, { "duration": 9.5, "start": 1145.08, "text": "you're do you want to go" }, { "duration": 6.62, "start": 1147.96, "text": "I didn't even move what happened" }, { "duration": 19.38, "start": 1156.11, "text": "weird oh I got this I got this watch" }, { "duration": 6.17, "start": 1169.32, "text": "this [ __ ] oh [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 8.77, "start": 1182.42, "text": "you've upset my dog ah I love rocks Oh" }, { "duration": 7.83, "start": 1187.91, "text": "Oh sexy Oh" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 1191.19, "text": "you little [ __ ] I'm zoning this one up" }, { "duration": 15.6, "start": 1200.24, "text": "I'm just happy to be here to make it" }, { "duration": 10.16, "start": 1205.68, "text": "rain I'm not trying to get in the whole" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 1220.97, "text": "hate video games all right here we go" }, { "duration": 26.83, "start": 1227.93, "text": "Miss Piggy joined the call site this" }, { "duration": 22.86, "start": 1242.79, "text": "game got this I know what I'm doing blow" }, { "duration": 11.7, "start": 1254.76, "text": "your mind for many of us was a hole in" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1265.65, "text": "one baby" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 1266.46, "text": "hole in one what up bastard I don't like" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 1271.29, "text": "it I think you cheatin" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 1273.6, "text": "I think he got hurt so happy" }, { "duration": 3.339, "start": 1278.33, "text": "do you guys just not like when good" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 1280.799, "text": "things happen to me" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1281.669, "text": "no no Fair Play particular you know no" }, { "duration": 2.01, "start": 1284.85, "text": "fair enough am I supposed to be over" }, { "duration": 8.929, "start": 1286.23, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 12.299, "start": 1286.86, "text": "should I go the right way it was your" }, { "duration": 6.851, "start": 1295.159, "text": "[ __ ] it was you said let's do golf it" }, { "duration": 6.211, "start": 1299.159, "text": "was your I don't agree with that no" }, { "duration": 7.46, "start": 1302.01, "text": "statement Tara no just click through the" }, { "duration": 8.159, "start": 1305.37, "text": "wall okay so dumb never mind" }, { "duration": 38.589, "start": 1309.47, "text": "you fools you should be in the hole like" }, { "duration": 37.081, "start": 1313.529, "text": "I am D Irish a great bunch of ladies me" }, { "duration": 5.071, "start": 1348.059, "text": "favorite type of chewing gum Arbus oh my" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 1350.61, "text": "god what a [ __ ] shot by me thanks me" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1353.13, "text": "ie ie ie hate everything ok I'm going" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1356.07, "text": "over here that's not it god I love the" }, { "duration": 7.91, "start": 1359.22, "text": "little tap I'm last shot" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 1361.47, "text": "No yes I love golf" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 1369.45, "text": "I went I let you know I'll report back" }, { "duration": 14.73, "start": 1374.48, "text": "left is glance so it's right raises" }, { "duration": 20.91, "start": 1376.95, "text": "ground as well Oh Kevin go I did it" }, { "duration": 11.98, "start": 1389.21, "text": "so did I wait I got it yes he did that" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1397.86, "text": "in Spidey it wow you can see the whole" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 1401.19, "text": "map frame up here it looks great" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 1403.38, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1405.79, "text": "I'm in number two number two is good" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1409.3, "text": "number two is good it puts you right in" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 1410.59, "text": "front of hole doggy for fix sake what I" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1414.04, "text": "didn't do anything" }, { "duration": 25.6, "start": 1415.5, "text": "oh there's another hole in front of that" }, { "duration": 25.8, "start": 1418.21, "text": "hole oh that was me too aggressive man I" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1441.1, "text": "tried to [ __ ] with Brian there was your" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 1444.01, "text": "problem" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 1444.64, "text": "shocker I'm sitting right here I" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 1456.62, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 1466.94, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1470.17, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 1471.78, "text": "couldn't have used the friends I have to" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1473.83, "text": "have used an enemy that's lovely" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 1476.26, "text": "actually I'm just happy that you're in" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 1478.33, "text": "my life exactly it's kind of sweet" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 1480.85, "text": "actually I'll go back to getting bright" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1487.89, "text": "reoccurring theme I don't I don't want" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 1490.72, "text": "to be left out so I'll go from as well" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1492.97, "text": "oh it from this week everyone's after me" }, { "duration": 20.19, "start": 1496.75, "text": "last week I'm a racist let's not forget" }, { "duration": 19.41, "start": 1501.19, "text": "you're always a racist I'm [ __ ] off" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1516.94, "text": "nice nice oh there you go Kevin" }, { "duration": 11.94, "start": 1520.6, "text": "there you go straight head straight" }, { "duration": 10.32, "start": 1522.22, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 3.069, "start": 1543.23, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 14.8, "start": 1555.81, "text": "if bird warriors could make noise it" }, { "duration": 12.87, "start": 1558.49, "text": "would sound like da he need some private" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 1570.61, "text": "time I'm leaving" }, { "duration": 12.66, "start": 1571.36, "text": "Oh guys I just want to say that this is" }, { "duration": 8.88, "start": 1577.66, "text": "great [ __ ] crack in peace in Syria" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1584.02, "text": "bollocks I'll take a punch hit me off" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 1586.54, "text": "you're a bunch of wankers oh no go go go" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 1589.42, "text": "go ah come on yet teeter totter" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 1592.56, "text": "no thank you I'll hit you I let you" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 1595.45, "text": "towards a jack I'll hit you towards" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 1596.8, "text": "don't move dark wolf the table moved" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 1599.5, "text": "Fairplay dahi Fairplay I think I can get" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1605.2, "text": "one more shot on my old strokes good" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 1607.12, "text": "luck somebody you're having one Oh this" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 1611.26, "text": "was nice" }, { "duration": 14.1, "start": 1619.769, "text": "to get the [ __ ] out of my way yes we" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 1628.779, "text": "need to hit him I just want to get here" }, { "duration": 15.179, "start": 1636.72, "text": "I do not [ __ ] [ __ ] thank you daddy" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1647.019, "text": "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 1652.409, "text": "my heart is sore mi do is this a [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 1655.539, "text": "pointed look I could have got here on my" }, { "duration": 11.81, "start": 1657.549, "text": "own your bollocks my sabotage did not go" }, { "duration": 11.73, "start": 1659.679, "text": "so well the second one thank [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1669.359, "text": "puberty hit Harden and he didn't answer" }, { "duration": 2.39, "start": 1671.409, "text": "for us" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 1683.369, "text": "no where am I I'm off Odin [ __ ] mukla" }, { "duration": 13.661, "start": 1690.779, "text": "which way are we going get in a barrel" }, { "duration": 8.19, "start": 1699.989, "text": "alright the second from the left" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 1704.44, "text": "Oh any of them my name is Amal know" }, { "duration": 7.41, "start": 1712.019, "text": "anyone Brian you went for that one you" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 1715.389, "text": "know other than that one oh [ __ ] [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.559, "start": 1725.73, "text": "muscular forearms are too" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 1727.97, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 1730.289, "text": "flag that's almost like the Irish flag" }, { "duration": 7.961, "start": 1735.029, "text": "flag did he guess India" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 1738.29, "text": "yes yes in the environment" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 1743.64, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 1744.71, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 1745.88, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.009, "start": 1751.57, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.839, "start": 1752.74, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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JacksepticEye

My Parents Got Divorced Because I Was Too Ugly - BitLife

Welcome to your brand new life in bitlife. A Game about simulating life as we know it. How will you live out your gameplay fantasies? Will you be a good kid, a model student? or will you cause mayhem wherever you go. Anything is possible in this simulator lets play Imagine Lifetimes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrxcrKKAw8 SUB TO BE EPIC - https://www.youtube.com/user/jacksepticeye?sub_confirmation=1 Become a Sponsor: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:38:28.757180

top of morning to all you ladies out there welcome to your life we're starting a brand new life together I hope you're excited about it I am very excited about this life that's so great because we're not in a together let's get let's get a life going together shall we we're playing a game called bit life I did something a little while ago called something played a game called imagine life times where we got to build out our life together I dated my teacher things got very weird very quickly so this is a mobile game called bit life where you get to do basically the same thing I got it and I tried it out a tiny little bit just to see what it was like but we're gonna start a new life together we're gonna start Patty's life I'm creating a character called patty Fitzpatrick he's from Ireland in Shannon Shannon's not a county in Ireland so I don't know why II to just pick from there they're probably like Oh Irish people Shannon got it okay let's start Patty's life together okay patty you're already off to a bad start you're already making all our nights happiness 86% health is an 89% smarts or 93% I'm smarter as a newborn baby day old infant than I am in real life at almost 30 years old but the looks are at 15% that's not great now 50% is not good we're gonna have to grow into her faces okay like I didn't real life as well anyway when I was born it looked like it was carved from a sport most Irish people look like took care from rocks anyway so penny Fitzpatrick aged 0 years I was born a male in Shannon Ireland I was conceived on a camping trip how romantic my birthday is April 24th and I'm a Taurus all right we're gonna let that slide all right it's Airy season so we're gonna see if this will even work my father is William Fitzpatrick and army enlistee my mother is Isabella Doherty a travel agent hi hi prospects high hopes right what do we do infant what can I do as an infant not a whole lot in infants can't do anything I have zero assets because I'm 0 years old I have a bank balance of zero as well because let's face it babies don't need money let's age you up okay age one my father has promoted was promoted to sergeant first guys my mother's been promoted to general manager that's great what about me okay my stats kinda went up my looks went up 1% I thought you were supposed to be really cute as a baby it's partly a man an ugly [ __ ] I chase lights in two years old the monetary suffering from the flu what am I supposed to do vaccination your mother is taking you to the doctor's office to get vaccinated vaccinate your kids okay this shouldn't be a thing of if and or' just do it throw a tantrum bite her or try and stay calm I'll try and stay calm because I'm an icehole child you know what that's boring I'm not going to live the life that they already had alright we're in this life together recorded we're gonna mess stuff up we're gonna have fun we're gonna have lived the life that we want basically I'm picking all the shots anyway so whatever you say in the comments after this doesn't matter because I've done it anyway I remain cam when my mother took me to the doctor's office to get vaccinated ah good lad can I do anything else I went up 17% though our relationships relationships with my mother and father are good that's that's my tea break up your mother and father have ended their relationship what already at 3 years old and I have to deal in the divorce Jesus was it me am I in the problem is it because me looks only at 18% my parents wanted me to actually be a good-looking baby and I'm not so they got divorced I broke up my parents marriage by being so Oakley my father's been promoted to Master Sergeant my mother and father ended their relationship you hate to see it happen Lance all right I'm 4 years old is anything happening to me yet no I'm just gonna keep it up until I can go to school when your mother has married your new stepfather John Murray a 28 year old trucker they rented the elephant festivals for the brownie pudding ha ha ha and people said romance is dead chivalry is dead but are getting divorced at a tree year old son and then John Murray's out here as a trucker bringing me roses at the elephant festival for their honeymoon what a mad laughs oh no he has lots of money but no kindness that's not really the ratio that you want in those Chad Murray your stepfather how did you have a stepfather you're wondering how to address it what do you call them named John Murray we called him Murray let me call him John Murray hey John Murray I'm sick can I go to school maybe we should call him dude I'm do my mom later dude all right I've grown into me face a small vision about 21% no well what would you rate this leave leave your rating of my face in the comments below it better be high or my self-esteem is not gonna be able to handle it it's later addressed my new stepfather is dude and now we're in school we're six years old in school primary school so let's see what can we do in school ah drop out drop out of primary school ha ha ha I kinda want to stare at school you know my parents got divorced when I was three it's a hard life I probably got caught a group to be great all right who's in my class Oliva hajar tight-fitting Sadie lynch robin o'reilly robert race ponce ortega great name Kyle O'Toole he was a tool evil tool they're brother and sister cousins Aoife Roberts Alex Driscoll I should've got you guys to try and pronounce this name that's Eva hey oh I Fe Eva grant only misses a Triscuit mrs. Driscoll doesn't like me though why not what did I do I'm only new in classes because because I haven't grown into my face yet this is because I'm an ugly [ __ ] all right let's complement her you told your teacher mrs. Driscoll that she's fly yeah that's that's the way Irish people talk what's up teacher later dude yeah your superfight awesome yeah I dig it it's not how I urge people talk it'd be like mrs. Driscoll you're deadly by your class all right what else should we do can I do anything else let's just age up for now age 7 family vacation your mother wants to take you on a family road trip around Ireland that sounds lovely it looks going on round trip bro no well at 7 years old I don't think I would want to do be appreciative complain but go fused to go or complain but I'd go anyway you know I I want to see my country in the heritage I'm not happy about it was stupid you mother took you on a family road trip around well [ __ ] her anyway next time she asks me goes truly you're not gonna let her dictate what I'm doing alright what else can be doing right class how am i doing what everybody else I should Jase lads its grand who do I want to who do we want to size up maybe clay law tool maybe we don't mess with him are you sure you want to mess with classmate Kyle ah yeah I couldn't resist you blew a spitball right on your classmate Kyle's throat oh into his throat gross I said I wanted to mess it up not give him a infection you only have a 22% face your looks are a 22 percent you can't afford to be going around spitting stuff down lads throats widow baby went to the principal home he snitched on you to the headmaster mrs. Evans Oh looks like I'm gonna have to break little Cairo's egg coops oh [ __ ] Headmaster's office you've been sent to the headmaster mrs. Evans's office for messing with another shoot what would you do I'm gonna argue with her I mean no holds barred cleaning young lad you know I'm not called for in life after my dad left goes the army and then they stepped out as a lot of money but he's not kind at all let me mother brought me around early didn't open up I used on top so are you sure you want to argue with headmaster hell yeah there's problems at home and I need help shakin it be boots the headmaster mrs. Evans told you that she has confidence that you will turn things around you know what that's good that's a good headmaster even though I'm being a little bollocks she turned around and she had my back now she wants to help me out you know I feel bad for being a troubled youth Kyle doesn't like me anymore though and I'm kind of okay with it you know what we will do with a start AVO tool is she related to Kyle because I'm gonna flirt with her if I prefer and mess with him but family's not gonna know what's going on you passed a note to your classmate Ava in class her receptiveness oh not great we're looking for greens here Ava we're not looking for reds we're not a red kinda guy my face is already in the red my happiness is about to head there next all right with a job troublemaker your tires made punts just let off a stink bomb in the middle of a test what will you do what are we gonna do god the choices are laugh at him report him to the headmaster ignore his antics a rumble wouldn't come on what are you my eight I think I'm eight years old I think I'm gonna laugh at him yeah hell yeah that's good I am growing into my face though that's good you see this in my twenty three percent little higher that'll be a quarter of the way there to perfection all right what else can I do with my class is class is boring can I want to drop out of school interact with your teachers ah here we go mrs. Evans headmaster what'll I do with her suck up to her you left a lollipop on a headmaster mrs. Evans's desk as a gift that's not sucking up to your teacher do you know what sucking up means just cuz a lot you just cuz you suck on a lollipop does not mean you to suck up to your teacher just been giving one to her to make any sense you should go in and say like uh Jess mrs. Evans you're looking grand today house those ankles and novia you know it's been fierce higher than you after since Jimmy left whatever should I spend time with me stepdad I probably should shouldn't I spend time with him or go to the movies let's spend time with him let's see what he's into leave me alone you asked your stepfather to go with make friendship bracelets but he refused you know a party I'm not surprised go to make french friendship speaking English does it sound good all right let's age over age night now baby sister already Jesus Christ mother calm down your mother and stepfather just had a baby girl named Faye your new half-sister Faye Murray John Murray your stepfather told you that he never knew how difficult being a parent could be until he met you what will you do I'm out here John you know baring my soul to you I'm out of here train to be alive trying to spend time with you trying to connect you know lad to lad potato it's a potato and you didn't want any and then you went off had sex with me motor no one has sex with my mother and gets away with it all right I might hey man insulting you don't belong here you called your stepfather brainless you could have gotten anything there buddy you could have gone with your a gobshite you're a loser you're a fool your needs no you ain't what a brainless whatever WTF he attacked you with a laser blaster but missed Oh what geez this is getting very violent there's domestic violence in my video games I'm not sure I like this wait did he train did he try and like shoot me with a laser out of the laser blaster or that he actually like throw the laser blazer blaster at me I'm trying to hit me in the head with her scream pistol whip me with the laser blaster I need you to tell me motor on him where's Isabella Isabella conversation you and your mother had a chat about whether or not students should wear uniforms that's not what I wanted to talk about you know what open it up to people as heard I'm a flirt with Kyle's sister again Oh your mother wants to fight you and your half-sister a pet Doberman named Jackson that sounds awesome I'm Jack and he would be my son Jackson hell yeah happiness yeah smart yeah craziness yes I want him yes mother I don't have a dog in real life because I travel too much right now and I will get a dog eventually and it's gonna be the best most wonderful time of my life but until then I'm gonna have to live out my fantasies in the game they will brought you a dog named Jackson for you and your half-sister really it's just for me I know you're buying it for me and my sister but I know what you're really up to mother it's cuz John doesn't like me alright let's get in with Ava again Ava let's pay her a compliment George has made Ava that she's golden she called you a dingbat we just nobody like me I visit the doctor see what the doctor has to say about me visit the emergency room seek Western medicine not seek Western medicine which local medical doctor will you visit dr. Lily Bennett or dr. Jacob Bern let's go with Lily Lily pellet Bennett has determined you are not currently suffering from any conditions so is everybody else's fault then really that's what you're telling me my relationship with everybody else is on the rocks but I am doing grant alright I'm eleven years old troublemaker your classmate Jack just came into class late and slammed the door I mean what you want me to do about am I gonna snitch on him no snitches get stitches I don't want stitches is horrible he's a terrible friend I don't wanna hang out with him ignore his antics whatever I'm trying to figure out my own life here oh I'm still at 24 percent look so my face isn't doing well with age I felt right as I came out of the womb I came out with the womb looking like this boy oh oh god I hit that one by accident you had a conversation with your classmate Ava about why Pharrell is better than Enrique Iglesias okay not the most riveting of conversations but we're in we have our foot in the door when Ava kite is gonna be upset what do we do with cayenne let's have a conversation with kind and see what happens strange start the conversation with your classmate Kyle about who will be next who will be the next UFC champion he called you an ass clown that sounds about right he's not wrong all right your friend a classmate Aaron tells you that he is going to fail your art he's going to figure out our teacher mrs. Sheen's class unless you let him cheat off you on the upcoming exam you do not want to cheat off me it's like the blind leading the blind I I was actually gonna cheat off somebody else help him study and say I'm helping him study well yeah you helped your classmate Aaron study for a test he failed the exam yeah again he would have failed and if he copied off me so it was a lose-lose situation I see this as an absolute loss Aaron Theron has the [ __ ] attention span of us shovel anyway so I was going to do with him shaking Aaron lights what are we gonna do schedule oh god I have stress I know what stress stress Sox stress stress in real life I don't what stress to meet games skips class and do something else I could just drop out of school and live my life as a clown like a ball who have activities know what I want to do we could do animal rights club I don't know what that is I can infer from the name basketball team choir cross-counter country team dance club diving team environment club foreign language still have golf lacrosse we don't have lacrosse in Ireland unless they've changed Ireland since I was there let's drink the soccer team the football team oh my athleticism is phenomenal only rivaled by my helped I'm going straight to the top I'm gonna be the Irish Ronaldo where do we start you success we try it out and we're selected for the juniors secondary school soccer team that my looks go up you know I you know what I'm gonna flirt with Ava again she's gonna like a bad boy you know you did the shoot dance move to try and impress your classmate Ava or receptive miss red lights even knows what's up your looks may be bad but as soon as you join your football team everyone's like oh yeah I'll have me some of that look at that fine young potato action oh no you have an opportunity to have your first kiss with the girl from your class named Ava O'Toole what will you do oh no oh me heart let's oh this is where the stress is coming away coming in run away from her no kiss her but definitely no tongue kiss Roberto you know what I do want to go like full alpha just like fully dominate this situation that's going on coming in as a 12 12 year old being like was or or am i 13 I've no idea what age I am life comes at you fast he looks just like Ava's face and I have to make a decision all right let's kiss her without tow I'm young I don't know what this thing does yet it compared to even to say words you tongue kissed AVO tool she tasted like hot dog oh she tasted like hot dog our dogs are awesome maybe not in a kiss I don't know if I'd want somebody taste like a hot dog in a case but that's good we gave a kiss to Ava look at that experience there's hair in this chest and I'm going to the big leagues I thought I told you not to talk kiss Ava though also did my looks go down I thought I was a twenty five percent at one point you know about twenty four percent what is going on oh god I signed up for social media what is going on with my small lad body my looks are down to 20 percent now I'm 14 years old I work for the Shannon Times deliver newspapers I'm on a football team I heard my first hot dog kiss but my looks are deteriorating fast my happiness is at a hundred percent my health is that 99 or my spirits are at a hundred percent life is going great except for right here maybe I have some sort of like second head or something going on that the game hasn't told me yet do you know what I'm going to prove that it's all about looks alright you could see this I didn't get anywhere in life because of my good looks that's perfectly sure I'm a talker that's what I do I'm a talker and I make the funny hats but this was getting me nowhere so I had to tire to diverge into different paths we're gonna do that for paddy Fitzpatrick in the next episode we had our first kiss though life is bloom and life is great life is good my looks just earned now we leave it in your hands where's patty going from here three each we make him the really bad ass bad boy or we make him go somewhere nice in life so what type of character are we going to make paddy Fitzpatrick you get to decide from this video for the next one so leave it down in the comments below what you want me to see what you want meat what you want to see me do with patty I can't even speak I told you this thing can't even say words also don't forget to leave a like on the video if you don't leave a like on the video then paddy Fitzpatrick's gonna come over and tongue kiss you like a hot dog also subscribe to the channel because we upload videos every single day and we have a lot of fun here together so until next time I will see you then don't know what that sign off is I bye [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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build out our" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 26.67, "text": "life together I dated my teacher things" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 29.13, "text": "got very weird very quickly so this is a" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 30.96, "text": "mobile game called bit life where you" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 33.149, "text": "get to do basically the same thing I got" }, { "duration": 3.509, "start": 34.62, "text": "it and I tried it out a tiny little bit" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 36.51, "text": "just to see what it was like but we're" }, { "duration": 3.151, "start": 38.129, "text": "gonna start a new life together" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 39.75, "text": "we're gonna start Patty's life I'm" }, { "duration": 5.209, "start": 41.28, "text": "creating a character called patty" }, { "duration": 6.01, "start": 42.86, "text": "Fitzpatrick he's from Ireland in Shannon" }, { "duration": 4.09, "start": 46.489, "text": "Shannon's not a county in Ireland so I" }, { 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"season so we're gonna see if this will" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 104.46, "text": "even work my father is William" }, { "duration": 7.229, "start": 106.32, "text": "Fitzpatrick and army enlistee my mother" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 110.28, "text": "is Isabella Doherty a travel agent hi hi" }, { "duration": 6.061, "start": 113.549, "text": "prospects high hopes right what do we do" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 115.89, "text": "infant what can I do as an infant not a" }, { "duration": 5.579, "start": 119.61, "text": "whole lot in infants can't do anything I" }, { "duration": 5.969, "start": 121.5, "text": "have zero assets because I'm 0 years old" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 125.189, "text": "I have a bank balance of zero as well" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 127.469, "text": "because let's face it babies don't need" }, { "duration": 3.001, "start": 129.539, "text": "money" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 130.349, "text": "let's age you up okay age one" }, { "duration": 3.509, "start": 132.54, "text": "my father has promoted was promoted to" }, { "duration": 3.989, "start": 134.64, "text": "sergeant first guys my mother's been" }, { "duration": 6.151, "start": 136.049, "text": "promoted to general manager that's great" }, { "duration": 7.051, "start": 138.629, "text": "what about me okay my stats kinda went" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 142.2, "text": "up my looks went up 1% I thought you" }, { "duration": 3.899, "start": 145.68, "text": "were supposed to be really cute as a" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 146.76, "text": "baby it's partly a man an ugly [ __ ] I" }, { "duration": 3.781, "start": 149.579, "text": "chase lights in two years old the" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 151.2, "text": "monetary suffering from the flu what am" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 153.36, "text": "I supposed to do" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 154.2, "text": "vaccination your mother is taking you to" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 157.17, "text": "the doctor's office to get vaccinated" }, { "duration": 6.269, "start": 158.39, "text": "vaccinate your kids okay this shouldn't" }, { "duration": 5.46, "start": 161.79, "text": "be a thing of if and or' just do it" }, { "duration": 3.91, "start": 164.659, "text": "throw a tantrum bite her or try and stay" }, { "duration": 3.3890000000000002, "start": 167.25, "text": "calm I'll try and stay calm because I'm" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 168.569, "text": "an icehole child you know what that's" }, { "duration": 3.391, "start": 170.639, "text": "boring I'm not going to live the life" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 172.769, "text": "that they already had alright we're in" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 174.03, "text": "this life together recorded we're gonna" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 175.859, "text": "mess stuff up we're gonna have fun we're" }, { "duration": 3.509, "start": 177.84, "text": "gonna have lived the life that we want" }, { "duration": 3.37, "start": 179.269, "text": "basically I'm picking all the shots" }, { "duration": 2.551, "start": 181.349, "text": "anyway so whatever you say in the" }, { "duration": 2.25, "start": 182.639, "text": "comments after this doesn't matter" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 183.9, "text": "because I've done it anyway" }, { "duration": 3.541, "start": 184.889, "text": "I remain cam when my mother took me to" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 186.72, "text": "the doctor's office to get vaccinated ah" }, { "duration": 5.66, "start": 188.43, "text": "good lad can I do anything else I went" }, { "duration": 4.619, "start": 191.76, "text": "up 17% though our relationships" }, { "duration": 5.829, "start": 194.09, "text": "relationships with my mother and father" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 196.379, "text": "are good that's that's my tea break up" }, { "duration": 6.331, "start": 199.919, "text": "your mother and father have ended their" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 201.209, "text": "relationship what already at 3 years old" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 206.25, "text": "and I have to deal in the divorce" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 208.489, "text": "Jesus was it me am I in the problem is" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 211.65, "text": "it because me looks only at 18% my" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 213.419, "text": "parents wanted me to actually be a" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 214.47, "text": "good-looking baby and I'm not so they" }, { "duration": 3.689, "start": 217.26, "text": "got divorced I broke up my parents" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 218.549, "text": "marriage by being so Oakley my father's" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 220.949, "text": "been promoted to Master Sergeant my" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 222.299, "text": "mother and father ended their" }, { "duration": 3.021, "start": 223.349, "text": "relationship you hate to see it happen" }, { "duration": 3.181, "start": 225.629, "text": "Lance" }, { "duration": 3.61, "start": 226.37, "text": "all right I'm 4 years old is anything" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 228.81, "text": "happening to me yet no I'm just gonna" }, { "duration": 3.149, "start": 229.98, "text": "keep it up until I can go to school when" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 231.69, "text": "your mother has married your new" }, { "duration": 3.661, "start": 233.129, "text": "stepfather John Murray a 28 year old" }, { "duration": 3.299, "start": 234.84, "text": "trucker they rented the elephant" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 236.79, "text": "festivals for the brownie pudding" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 238.139, "text": "ha ha ha and people said romance is dead" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 242.22, "text": "chivalry is dead" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 243.78, "text": "but are getting divorced at a tree year" }, { "duration": 4.709, "start": 245.4, "text": "old son and then John Murray's out here" }, { "duration": 3.789, "start": 247.76, "text": "as a trucker bringing me roses at the" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 250.109, "text": "elephant festival for their honeymoon" }, { "duration": 7.261, "start": 251.549, "text": "what a mad laughs oh no he has lots of" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 255.959, "text": "money but no kindness that's not really" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 258.81, "text": "the ratio that you want in those Chad" }, { "duration": 2.339, "start": 262.2, "text": "Murray your stepfather how did you have" }, { "duration": 1.65, "start": 263.46, "text": "a stepfather you're wondering how to" }, { "duration": 1.741, "start": 264.539, "text": "address it" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 265.11, "text": "what do you call them" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 266.28, "text": "named John Murray we called him Murray" }, { "duration": 3.79, "start": 268.97, "text": "let me call him John Murray" }, { "duration": 5.03, "start": 270.87, "text": "hey John Murray I'm sick can I go to" }, { "duration": 8.03, "start": 272.76, "text": "school maybe we should call him dude I'm" }, { "duration": 7.27, "start": 275.9, "text": "do my mom later dude" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 280.79, "text": "all right I've grown into me face a" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 283.17, "text": "small vision about 21% no well what" }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 285.93, "text": "would you rate this leave leave your" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 287.49, "text": "rating of my face in the comments below" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 289.58, "text": "it better be high or my self-esteem is" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 291.9, "text": "not gonna be able to handle it it's" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 294.42, "text": "later addressed my new stepfather is" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 296.01, "text": "dude and now we're in school" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 297.24, "text": "we're six years old in school primary" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 299.4, "text": "school so let's see what can we do in" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 301.14, "text": "school ah drop out drop out of primary" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 304.95, "text": "school ha ha ha I kinda want to stare at" }, { "duration": 2.909, "start": 310.26, "text": "school you know my parents got divorced" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 311.91, "text": "when I was three" }, { "duration": 3.691, "start": 313.169, "text": "it's a hard life I probably got caught a" }, { "duration": 1.83, "start": 315.57, "text": "group to be great all right who's in my" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 316.86, "text": "class" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 317.4, "text": "Oliva hajar tight-fitting Sadie lynch" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 321.96, "text": "robin o'reilly robert race ponce ortega" }, { "duration": 6.42, "start": 325.26, "text": "great name Kyle O'Toole he was a tool" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 329.04, "text": "evil tool they're brother and sister" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 331.68, "text": "cousins Aoife Roberts Alex Driscoll I" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 334.38, "text": "should've got you guys to try and" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 336.09, "text": "pronounce this name that's Eva hey oh I" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 339.3, "text": "Fe Eva grant only misses a Triscuit mrs." }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 342.75, "text": "Driscoll doesn't like me though why not" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 345.75, "text": "what did I do" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 346.29, "text": "I'm only new in classes because because" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 348.6, "text": "I haven't grown into my face yet this is" }, { "duration": 4.589, "start": 349.89, "text": "because I'm an ugly [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 350.88, "text": "all right let's complement her you told" }, { "duration": 5.011, "start": 354.479, "text": "your teacher mrs. Driscoll that she's" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 356.04, "text": "fly yeah that's that's the way Irish" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 359.49, "text": "people talk what's up teacher later dude" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 362.07, "text": "yeah your superfight awesome yeah I dig" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 365.16, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 365.43, "text": "it's not how I urge people talk it'd be" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 367.56, "text": "like mrs. Driscoll you're deadly by your" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 370.29, "text": "class all right what else should we do" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 374.04, "text": "can I do anything else let's just age up" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 375.51, "text": "for now age 7 family vacation your" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 378.84, "text": "mother wants to take you on a family" }, { "duration": 1.9500000000000002, "start": 380.04, "text": "road trip around Ireland that sounds" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 381.66, "text": "lovely" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 381.99, "text": "it looks going on round trip bro no well" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 384.03, "text": "at 7 years old I don't think I would" }, { "duration": 4.889, "start": 385.53, "text": "want to do be appreciative complain but" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 387.87, "text": "go fused to go or complain but I'd go" }, { "duration": 4.171, "start": 390.419, "text": "anyway you know I I want to see my" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 392.34, "text": "country in the heritage I'm not happy" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 394.59, "text": "about it was stupid you mother took you" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 397.26, "text": "on a family road trip around" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 399.84, "text": "well [ __ ] her anyway next time she asks" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 401.94, "text": "me goes truly you're not gonna let her" }, { "duration": 3.67, "start": 403.7, "text": "dictate what I'm doing alright what else" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 406.08, "text": "can be doing right class how am i doing" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 407.37, "text": "what everybody else I should Jase lads" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 410.04, "text": "its grand who do I want to who do we" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 411.81, "text": "want to size up" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 412.74, "text": "maybe clay law tool maybe we don't mess" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 415.65, "text": "with him are you sure you want to mess" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 417.93, "text": "with classmate Kyle ah yeah I couldn't" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 421.41, "text": "resist you blew a spitball right on your" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 423.12, "text": "classmate Kyle's throat oh into his" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 425.88, "text": "throat gross I said I wanted to mess it" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 429.3, "text": "up not give him a infection you only" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 431.58, "text": "have a 22% face your looks are a 22" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 435.24, "text": "percent you can't afford to be going" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 436.35, "text": "around spitting stuff down lads throats" }, { "duration": 5.74, "start": 438.53, "text": "widow baby went to the principal home he" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 442.23, "text": "snitched on you to the headmaster mrs." }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 444.27, "text": "Evans Oh looks like I'm gonna have to" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 447.48, "text": "break little Cairo's egg coops oh [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 451.55, "text": "Headmaster's office you've been sent to" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 453.75, "text": "the headmaster mrs. Evans's office for" }, { "duration": 2.45, "start": 455.85, "text": "messing with another shoot what would" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 457.26, "text": "you do" }, { "duration": 4.45, "start": 458.3, "text": "I'm gonna argue with her I mean no holds" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 461.01, "text": "barred cleaning young lad you know I'm" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 462.75, "text": "not called for in life after my dad left" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 464.19, "text": "goes the army and then they stepped out" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 465.96, "text": "as a lot of money but he's not kind at" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 467.76, "text": "all let me mother brought me around" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 469.26, "text": "early didn't open up I used on top so" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 471.36, "text": "are you sure you want to argue with" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 472.41, "text": "headmaster hell yeah there's problems at" }, { "duration": 3.329, "start": 474.21, "text": "home and I need help" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 475.44, "text": "shakin it be boots the headmaster mrs." }, { "duration": 4.711, "start": 477.539, "text": "Evans told you that she has confidence" }, { "duration": 4.9510000000000005, "start": 478.919, "text": "that you will turn things around you" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 482.25, "text": "know what that's good that's a good" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 483.87, "text": "headmaster even though I'm being a" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 485.97, "text": "little bollocks she turned around and" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 488.01, "text": "she had my back now she wants to help me" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 491.01, "text": "out you know I feel bad for being a" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 492.3, "text": "troubled youth" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 492.99, "text": "Kyle doesn't like me anymore though and" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 495.69, "text": "I'm kind of okay with it you know what" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 497.28, "text": "we will do with a start AVO tool is she" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 499.74, "text": "related to Kyle because I'm gonna flirt" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 501.87, "text": "with her if I prefer and mess with him" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 504.75, "text": "but family's not gonna know what's going" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 506.64, "text": "on you passed a note to your classmate" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 508.2, "text": "Ava in class her receptiveness oh not" }, { "duration": 3.8689999999999998, "start": 510.72, "text": "great we're looking for greens here Ava" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 512.82, "text": "we're not looking for reds we're not a" }, { "duration": 3.031, "start": 514.589, "text": "red kinda guy" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 515.49, "text": "my face is already in the red my" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 517.62, "text": "happiness is about to head there next" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 519.089, "text": "all right with a job troublemaker your" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 521.7, "text": "tires made punts just let off a stink" }, { "duration": 4.931, "start": 523.919, "text": "bomb in the middle of a test what will" }, { "duration": 6.55, "start": 525.93, "text": "you do what are we gonna do" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 528.85, "text": "god the choices are laugh at him report" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 532.48, "text": "him to the headmaster ignore his antics" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 533.92, "text": "a rumble wouldn't come on what are you" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 536.26, "text": "my eight" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 537.04, "text": "I think I'm eight years old I think I'm" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 538.72, "text": "gonna laugh at him yeah hell yeah that's" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 542.74, "text": "good" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 543.16, "text": "I am growing into my face though that's" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 544.84, "text": "good you see this in my twenty three" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 546.4, "text": "percent little higher that'll be a" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 548.29, "text": "quarter of the way there to perfection" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 549.61, "text": "all right what else can I do with my" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 551.14, "text": "class is class is boring can I want to" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 554.14, "text": "drop out of school interact with your" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 555.58, "text": "teachers ah here we go" }, { "duration": 6.27, "start": 556.75, "text": "mrs. Evans headmaster what'll I do with" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 558.43, "text": "her suck up to her you left a lollipop" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 563.02, "text": "on a headmaster mrs. Evans's desk as a" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 564.64, "text": "gift that's not sucking up to your" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 566.35, "text": "teacher do you know what sucking up" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 567.76, "text": "means just cuz a lot you just cuz you" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 569.44, "text": "suck on a lollipop does not mean you to" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 570.91, "text": "suck up to your teacher just been giving" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 572.2, "text": "one to her to make any sense you should" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 574.24, "text": "go in and say like uh Jess mrs. Evans" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 576.52, "text": "you're looking grand today house those" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 577.63, "text": "ankles and novia you know it's been" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 580.03, "text": "fierce higher than you after since Jimmy" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 581.56, "text": "left whatever should I spend time with" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 584.59, "text": "me stepdad I probably should shouldn't I" }, { "duration": 3.31, "start": 588.33, "text": "spend time with him or go to the movies" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 590.65, "text": "let's spend time with him let's see what" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 591.64, "text": "he's into leave me alone you asked your" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 593.44, "text": "stepfather to go with make friendship" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 594.7, "text": "bracelets but he refused you know a" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 596.98, "text": "party I'm not surprised" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 598.81, "text": "go to make french friendship speaking" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 602.29, "text": "English does it sound good" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 603.61, "text": "all right let's age over age night now" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 606.28, "text": "baby sister already Jesus Christ mother" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 609.01, "text": "calm down your mother and stepfather" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 610.93, "text": "just had a baby girl named Faye your new" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 613, "text": "half-sister Faye Murray John Murray your" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 616.24, "text": "stepfather told you that he never knew" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 618.19, "text": "how difficult being a parent could be" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 619.72, "text": "until he met you what will you do I'm" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 623.98, "text": "out here John" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 625.09, "text": "you know baring my soul to you I'm out" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 628.21, "text": "of here train to be alive trying to" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 629.89, "text": "spend time with you trying to connect" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 631.24, "text": "you know" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 631.75, "text": "lad to lad potato it's a potato and you" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 635.08, "text": "didn't want any and then you went off" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 636.22, "text": "had sex with me motor no one has sex" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 638.23, "text": "with my mother and gets away with it" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 639.46, "text": "all right I might hey man insulting you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 644.08, "text": "don't belong here" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 644.83, "text": "you called your stepfather brainless you" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 647.44, "text": "could have gotten anything there buddy" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 648.55, "text": "you could have gone with your a gobshite" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 650.92, "text": "you're a loser you're a fool your needs" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 654.7, "text": "no you ain't what a brainless whatever" }, { "duration": 4.69, "start": 656.92, "text": "WTF he attacked you with a laser blaster" }, { "duration": 6.31, "start": 660.04, "text": "but missed" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 661.61, "text": "Oh what geez this is getting very" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 666.35, "text": "violent there's domestic violence in my" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 668.24, "text": "video games I'm not sure I like this" }, { "duration": 3.31, "start": 669.85, "text": "wait did he train" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 671.54, "text": "did he try and like shoot me with a" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 673.16, "text": "laser out of the laser blaster or that" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 675.29, "text": "he actually like throw the laser blazer" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 678.5, "text": "blaster at me I'm trying to hit me in" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 680.3, "text": "the head with her scream pistol whip me" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 681.92, "text": "with the laser blaster I need you to" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 684.32, "text": "tell me motor on him where's Isabella" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 686.72, "text": "Isabella conversation you and your" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 689.99, "text": "mother had a chat about whether or not" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 691.22, "text": "students should wear uniforms that's not" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 693.11, "text": "what I wanted to talk about you know" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 694.46, "text": "what open it up to people as heard I'm a" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 696.98, "text": "flirt with Kyle's sister again Oh your" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 699.38, "text": "mother wants to fight you and your" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 700.31, "text": "half-sister a pet Doberman named Jackson" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 702.47, "text": "that sounds awesome" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 704.15, "text": "I'm Jack and he would be my son Jackson" }, { "duration": 4.9, "start": 706.87, "text": "hell yeah happiness yeah smart yeah" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 710.15, "text": "craziness yes I want him" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 711.77, "text": "yes mother I don't have a dog in real" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 714.26, "text": "life because I travel too much right now" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 716.9, "text": "and I will get a dog eventually and it's" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 718.97, "text": "gonna be the best most wonderful time of" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 720.77, "text": "my life but until then I'm gonna have to" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 722.33, "text": "live out my fantasies in the game they" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 723.95, "text": "will brought you a dog named Jackson for" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 725.42, "text": "you and your half-sister really it's" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 726.92, "text": "just for me I know you're buying it for" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 728.72, "text": "me and my sister but I know what you're" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 730.13, "text": "really up to mother it's cuz John" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 732.08, "text": "doesn't like me alright let's get in" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 734.21, "text": "with Ava again Ava let's pay her a" }, { "duration": 8.54, "start": 737.51, "text": "compliment George has made Ava that" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 740.12, "text": "she's golden she called you a dingbat" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 747.45, "text": "we just nobody like me I visit the" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 750.03, "text": "doctor see what the doctor has to say" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 751.35, "text": "about me visit the emergency room seek" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 753.87, "text": "Western medicine not seek Western" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 755.49, "text": "medicine which local medical doctor will" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 758.1, "text": "you visit dr. Lily Bennett or dr. Jacob" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 760.62, "text": "Bern let's go with Lily Lily pellet" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 763.2, "text": "Bennett has determined you are not" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 764.79, "text": "currently suffering from any conditions" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 766.35, "text": "so is everybody else's fault then really" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 768.9, "text": "that's what you're telling me my" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 771.18, "text": "relationship with everybody else is on" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 772.59, "text": "the rocks but I am doing grant" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 774.63, "text": "alright I'm eleven years old" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 776.57, "text": "troublemaker your classmate Jack just" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 778.56, "text": "came into class late and slammed the" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 779.97, "text": "door I mean what you want me to do about" }, { "duration": 3.61, "start": 782.03, "text": "am I gonna snitch on him no snitches get" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 785.07, "text": "stitches" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 785.64, "text": "I don't want stitches is horrible he's a" }, { "duration": 1.5899999999999999, "start": 788.67, "text": "terrible friend I don't wanna hang out" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 789.84, "text": "with him" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 790.26, "text": "ignore his antics whatever I'm trying to" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 792.63, "text": "figure out my own life here oh I'm still" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 794.07, "text": "at 24 percent look so my face isn't" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 795.81, "text": "doing well with age I felt right as I" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 799.62, "text": "came out of the womb I came out with the" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 801.3, "text": "womb looking like this boy oh oh god I" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 805.02, "text": "hit that one by accident you had a" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 806.4, "text": "conversation with your classmate Ava" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 807.63, "text": "about why Pharrell is better than" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 810.36, "text": "Enrique Iglesias okay not the most" }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 813.03, "text": "riveting of conversations but we're in" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 814.86, "text": "we have our foot in the door when Ava" }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 817.1, "text": "kite is gonna be upset what do we do" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 819.45, "text": "with cayenne let's have a conversation" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 820.8, "text": "with kind and see what happens strange" }, { "duration": 2.49, "start": 822.42, "text": "start the conversation with your" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 823.29, "text": "classmate Kyle about who will be next" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 824.91, "text": "who will be the next UFC champion he" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 826.8, "text": "called you an ass clown that sounds" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 829.47, "text": "about right" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 829.8, "text": "he's not wrong all right your friend a" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 832.14, "text": "classmate Aaron tells you that he is" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 833.64, "text": "going to fail your art he's going to" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 836.43, "text": "figure out our teacher mrs. Sheen's" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 838.02, "text": "class unless you let him cheat off you" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 840.33, "text": "on the upcoming exam you do not want to" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 843.57, "text": "cheat off me" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 844.32, "text": "it's like the blind leading the blind I" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 845.91, "text": "I was actually gonna cheat off somebody" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 848.13, "text": "else help him study and say I'm helping" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 853.02, "text": "him study well yeah you helped your" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 857.25, "text": "classmate Aaron study for a test he" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 858.84, "text": "failed the exam yeah again he would have" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 862.41, "text": "failed and if he copied off me" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 863.79, "text": "so it was a lose-lose situation I see" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 867.42, "text": "this as an absolute loss Aaron Theron" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 869.55, "text": "has the [ __ ] attention span of us" }, { "duration": 5.35, "start": 871.76, "text": "shovel anyway so I was going to do with" }, { "duration": 5.23, "start": 874.38, "text": "him shaking Aaron lights what are we" }, { "duration": 7.39, "start": 877.11, "text": "gonna do schedule oh god I have stress" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 879.61, "text": "I know what stress stress Sox stress" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 884.5, "text": "stress in real life I don't what stress" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 885.85, "text": "to meet games skips class and do" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 888.64, "text": "something else I could just drop out of" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 889.84, "text": "school and live my life as a clown like" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 892.06, "text": "a ball who have activities know what I" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 895.03, "text": "want to do we could do animal rights" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 896.5, "text": "club I don't know what that is I can" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 899.47, "text": "infer from the name basketball team" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 901.48, "text": "choir cross-counter country team dance" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 904.3, "text": "club diving team environment club" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 905.68, "text": "foreign language still have golf" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 906.67, "text": "lacrosse we don't have lacrosse in" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 909.01, "text": "Ireland unless they've changed Ireland" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 911.8, "text": "since I was there let's drink the soccer" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 914.2, "text": "team the football team" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 915.22, "text": "oh my athleticism is phenomenal only" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 919, "text": "rivaled by my helped I'm going straight" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 922.12, "text": "to the 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{ "duration": 3.69, "start": 1000.69, "text": "I don't know if I'd want somebody taste" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 1002.52, "text": "like a hot dog in a case but that's good" }, { "duration": 4.93, "start": 1004.38, "text": "we gave a kiss to Ava look at that" }, { "duration": 3.819, "start": 1007.5, "text": "experience" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1009.31, "text": "there's hair in this chest and I'm going" }, { "duration": 4.591, "start": 1011.319, "text": "to the big leagues I thought I told you" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 1013.66, "text": "not to talk kiss Ava though also did my" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1015.91, "text": "looks go down I thought I was a twenty" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1018.339, "text": "five percent at one point you know about" }, { "duration": 2.969, "start": 1019.54, "text": "twenty four percent" }, { "duration": 4.141, "start": 1020.259, "text": "what is going on oh god I signed up for" }, { "duration": 5.371, "start": 1022.509, "text": "social media what is going on with my" }, { "duration": 7.439, "start": 1024.4, "text": "small lad body my looks are down to 20" }, { "duration": 5.6690000000000005, "start": 1027.88, "text": "percent now I'm 14 years old I work for" }, { "duration": 3.6310000000000002, "start": 1031.839, "text": "the Shannon Times deliver newspapers I'm" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 1033.549, "text": "on a football team I heard my first hot" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1035.47, "text": "dog kiss but my looks are deteriorating" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1037.99, "text": "fast my happiness is at a hundred" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1039.64, "text": "percent my health is that 99 or my" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 1041.65, "text": "spirits are at a hundred percent life is" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1043.9, "text": "going great except for right here maybe" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1045.97, "text": "I have some sort of like second head or" }, { "duration": 1.56, "start": 1047.47, "text": "something going on that the game hasn't" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1048.61, "text": "told me yet" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 1049.03, "text": "do you know what I'm going to prove that" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 1051.01, "text": "it's all about looks alright you could" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 1053.53, "text": "see this I didn't get anywhere in life" }, { "duration": 4.891, "start": 1056.799, "text": "because of my good looks" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 1057.97, "text": "that's perfectly sure I'm a talker" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1061.69, "text": "that's what I do I'm a talker and I make" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1063.7, "text": "the funny hats but this was getting me" }, { "duration": 3.989, "start": 1066.07, "text": "nowhere so I had to tire to diverge into" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1068.83, "text": "different paths we're gonna do that for" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1070.059, "text": 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all right listen up your little salty susans alright now i'm only gonna say this once thankfus is coming up so soon and if you're not ready for it if you haven't signed up or you haven't been spreading the word if you haven't just been ready for when the streams go live then i'm not messing around okay imagine i can't believe how quickly time is going by so i don't want you guys to miss it i'm worried that december 11th will come and everyone will be like oh wait yeah oops it's today couple of things to hit you with technically it's live right now you can go raise money i think we're up to over 60k on the website right now um it started on december 1st the site was fully live we have leaderboards we have top donor boards we have like team effort boards so that you can kind of keep track of who's raising money and who's raising the most and where it's all going it's very fun but also we have asset packs ready there's a whole kind of like tool kit available that will be in the description down below i'm going to link to that so you can click on it to figure out exactly how you can get involved and how to start it up and what we're doing and how to use tiltify and how to get the campaign ready all that kind of stuff everything that you're going to need is in that video video toolkit i can't speak i'm so nervous also really big deal is that if you're into tick tock at all if you post anything on tick tock if you have any sort of following or you just want to get started or anything like that we do have a sticker for thank mess up now so if you want to post something on tick tock there is a sticker for non-profits under new story for thank miss which is a pretty big deal so on your stories then or on your tick tocks whatever you call them on your talkers people will be able to donate directly from your tick tocks which is a really big deal tick tock it's a lot of eyeballs on it all the time the more people who are watching tick tock every day the more we can get to funnel them into donating for thankfulness and helping us out it's a huge part of our online culture right now and a huge part of where people are consuming the most amount of content so if we can get that engaged and involved and get people donating through that then it'll be wonderful but also there is still time to prep there is still a little bit of time ready to go so if you want to get other people involved if you want to tag your favorite creators go out i feel like charity is the only time when spam is okay go out tag all your favorite creators i've had a bunch of people that i've reached out to that have said that they're going to join up we have oh we have some of the best people around we have ethan joining uh we have tommy in it tobo rambu said he would do something as well ludwig foosley valkyrie all of the good people there's a bunch more and i feel really bad for not mentioning absolutely everybody in this video just know that it's for time reasons and people's retention more so than it is my friendship towards you and i don't mean anything by it so i'm going to be reaching out to them again to remind them of when it's happening and what to do so please go out and tag all of your favorite creators on any platform that you can think of and spread the word of thank miss use hashtag thankmiss in all your posts because then when it comes to the actual day of the event the big event on 11th the more groundswell we have and the more we can get people involved and really activate people all at once the plan is to get the whole internet community together to raise money for a great cause and i think we can do it but it's going to require a little bit of work on our part so thank you for listening go out spread the good word peace

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This Is The Zodiac Speaking

This is the zodiac speaking! We must become the detective to take them down ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Game Link ► https://store.steampowered.com/app/907710/This_is_the_Zodiac_Speaking/ Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA

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I just can't do it can I I just can't scare you away from the channel no matter how many scary games I play I matter how many horrifying things I show you Jesus Christ you still remain that's good that's gonna get you through when it really matters welcome back I hope that you have the stomach for this and I hope that you're ready to delve even deeper into the mindsets and psyches of some of the world's craziest killers okay say killers I don't know I would like people to be able to see my videos and who knows what Papa YouTube wants but don't get too scared okay there's still a screen in front of you nothing can actually hurt you here today so get wrapped up in your blankets grab yourself a little snack and let's just get into it guy and welcome to this is the zodiac speaking this looks really cool it's a game about the Zodiac killer which if you don't know which I'd be surprised if you didn't it seems like so many people know about the Zodiac killer Zodiac killer was a serial killer from like the 60s and 70s there's a movie made about him called zodiac that has Jake Gyllenhaal and Mario flow in it it's a very very good movie a bit disturbing but this is a game based on that now the Zodiac killer was never identified people got some good leads and maybe knew who it was but they were never actually caught for the murders that took place which is one of the scariest things about it that somebody murdered so many people claimed to have murdered 37 people and never got caught so we are hot on their tail and we're gonna find out who the zodiac really was now this is just a demo for a game that's coming out in September but I really liked the movie and I want to see how this game portrays a lot of the stuff am i driving this way out Mount Diablo to confront zodiac I'm not sure if it's a good idea I've never been so afraid and actually terrified my entire life but it's my mom and now it's my chance to show the world what a great investigative journalist I am I'll be the first to look such evil right in its eyes confronted you have a great voice please keep speaking please read me bedtime stories and whisper sweet nothings in my ear I could listen to that soft rumbling rattling all day all right are you just gonna drive under it I mean your hair is low enough you could probably try it Hey answer the phone am I even allowed be here I don't know dude man I really like this art style uh hello zodiac speaking I mean Jack speaking sexy voice man speaking up box my dick in a box babe oh he said to walk along the path but those two of them oh he's gonna kill me I don't want to be here boy have a good makeup hold shift to run salmon has depleted when running okay a video game huh Jesus it's freezing I just took the car fitted onto the barrier you'd be fine I'm even worried about it but this is cool what he's no one talking about this game oh yeah no the back how far is this car I don't know man maybe you start thinking about other things instead of complaining all the time look at right here God complain he pants all right what's inside the car is it a dead body weight I don't know if I'm okay with that this is only a killer he's not like the zodiac cupcake giver I don't ever want to see that body this early in the morning I haven't even had my sweet dirty beans yet Oh piece of paper hold on oh they can give you paper caught oh nice I got a small key oh this is neat a cassette fitting place for all those petty funny humans I'm still thinking about the bomb in the bus please find me Robert if I blow up a school bus full of children their little shoes body parts and their parents tears will be everywhere but a lot depends on you back to the point look for the passage near the child's shoe that I left nearby I know he's into killing people and he's talking about blowing up a school bus full of children but the dudes a freak good boy look inside the drawer it's called a glove box dumb-dumb all right and I already did now who's the killer huh wait no no still you still you I'm just a really smart man all right goodbye the path left for the kids shoe ah there it is such a weird thing just say hey go up there it's there being a weirdo all right tiny shoe that I write something down other a 10 Oh ever since letters from the world from the worst serial killer I'd heard of I've started arriving at the editorial office I've not been able to think about anything other than zodiac I forced the chief editor based on my college paper thesis to give me the case I got involved to such extent that I live and breathe the story not only through my working day the night brings me dreams connected to this monster more and more often - hmm I've nothing to the rest of my pages whoops okay zodiac facts he really loves walks in the summer rain I don't have any zodiac facts all right wait I wonder I can't remember the movie specifically which is obviously based on like real life stuff Who am I playing as someone from that my play is Mario flow Jake Gyllenhaal actually in that movie yes yes he is I'm Robert Downey jr. is in it forgot about that great movie not for the kids right right clicking stops me for some reason oh it's Celine ah they see oh man I don't know if I dude who's willing to kill people I don't know if he should be following his hints damn where's my gun is that actually him uh this is not how this probably should go I told you don't go after him he's an actual killer he will murder you have I been spotted is it over 30 30 30 zodiac now oh he goes stab me real good oh he's gonna do style too what's happening I don't wanna watch this try again boy oh he's actually a lovely lad he just brought me back to the start was like no you can do better try again also it weirds me out because the zodiac movie has my least favorite stabbing scene of all time in any sort of movie that I've watched and stabby makes me uncomfortable in anything it's just it's so gruesome and horrible but zodiac has an awful thing with it I died you shouldn't recommend the movie you know I just watch Paddington much nicer gray pace in that movie where is he okay try Game Boy but also I'm not gonna show up this time boy oh there he is [ __ ] okay nevermind oh no is he coming this way Oh is he coming this way okay no he's going that path Oh God this is actually this is way more tense than I was expecting it to be but then I was just a looks around he's game you you have a key oh Lord is that an actual dead body this sucks man I died just go back to your hair get you gone you know where he is now it's like the Zodiac killer was never caught never identified and here he is running around with a bag on his head and a knife in his hand and you're just following his rules and running along normally tackle him hook him up you know I've never hanged any water it's funny but I've never blown up a bus either okay neither have I does that mean you should actually do those things yeah [ __ ] weirdo I close these doors okay now you have something in your hand like there's several things in here that you can kill him with maybe not kill him brain to joke I can't open the door why Oh press the wrong button what that was weird okay I'm still safe aren't I no I don't know where he's gonna show up I didn't think the Zodiac killer would just be out in the middle of this [ __ ] Ted Cruz ass looking walking around ah this is epic looking though understand here look at the pretty view all right everybody off the bus there's a there's a bomb on board I know you kids love to say the things are the bomb and shits late and all that kind of stuff but this is serious get off the boss get out and run away mmm yes Park rules mmm so true so true abide by these or you're going to die even though I think we're [ __ ] anyway you know think think what I mean I supposed to go this way clink clink though wait was I supposed to cut down the person oh no am i terrible says search the school bus that's my next objective oh that chain okay there's no one here he's playing me like a fiddle just kidding not today teehee I'm the zodiac Hey no murder today by night you're chases Christ oh okay he's just a jokester apparently dude you had him what did you see this time murder message zodiacs cruelty already above message well it's not murder as well and all of that is his cruelty um marzoni I killed Cecilia but Brian managed to crawl a few hundred yards did he speak to you again yes he spoke of goose and that my father had something to do with her okay he reminded me that she wasn't there when I came back to the station that day I think your father has something to do with the zodiac don't you think does he it's my father the zodiac my father an [ __ ] oh man that sucks unfortunate you never know I middle I don't know it might as well be my own subconscious it manifests through zodiacs speaking to me in my dreams I'd like to add that Cecilia spoke to me as well she asked me to go on a picnic with her in my opinion she wants you to save her from zodiac in this way let us see if you our subconscious has anything more to say about the Lake Berryessa murder pick another picture the one that reminds you of zodiac the most enter the live dream again after that this session is over and we'll see each other next week oh you're my tan therapist 908 no I'm seven um six um I like the look at this one it does remind me a Zodiac but I like this picture most God weird therapy hey how are you feeling ten nine measure of your servicer saying that's you as soon as you walked in [Music] where can I go into any of those dreams would they all look like this are they all completely different oh the him Hey zodiac you [ __ ] I have a bone to pick with you I have said that that's the term that I read about the police document okay okay he had several bones to figured me and he has a knife Shirley Shirley it's fine ah hide-and-seek champion all right I don't know what I should be doing where should I be looking goddamn goddamn goddamn I can't go in there now he just straight up murdered me ah goddamn I know no Tuesday as well [ __ ] oh if clues okay witness probably notice OD AK while washing refer bar while waiting by the car wash clothes zodiac burned his costume somewhere around the gas station okay he called the sheriff's office directly from a phone booth how did he know the number he hid from a coming police patrol that he here that in a CB radio okay so car wash dumpster phone booth truck okay the trucks right here oh but so is he I do like that I have a sound and a light meter though it's very like splinter cell II should I think I can get out of this oh yeah yeah he must have heard police chatter through the CB radio damn that's scary to think about I'm now certain that the police car went down this street and zodiac was here so he must have hidden somewhere nearby way down district and zodiac Rosie what happened there okay here's the Kara watch over here could have hidden behind the trucks load maybe maybe yes but also I don't want to be over here God damns on her back go go go am i safe today escaped I escaped I am a legend oh my god I am so fast you may be the zodiac but I am mister legs okay hi it's a control room of sorts used by the carwash maintenance staff okay the coin panel should work fine now oh no that's making a lot of sound is he gonna come in here Oh coffee yes it's over now söderman I have no idea where he is he might still be where I just had him give me some sort of clue some sort of like cue that like a sound effect or something right be smart about this go around the care okay it's a car wash not a man wash I [ __ ] can't goddamnit though the crack he's not here powers on I still need some sort of coin or token to start up the carwash program oh come on man this is already way too tense there's a man with a knife and a pension for murder no three years there he is Oh God Almighty Jesus heavens and blessed service [Music] okay he's over there okay go go go holy G battalion okay I needed to do this anyway this is where he hid from the police I am hidden I am truck okay good that's one thing off my list sooner or later Sodor back it's gonna be over I'm gonna use my human brain okay what were the other things that I needed the fact that I'm under a time crunch and a pressure like this is scaring me even more than anything else a canister of highly flammable kerosene did he burn his clothes I like this though I like today actually have to be a detective and figure things out I just wish I didn't have to do it when he was all around me now you've got highly flammable kerosene how about no no I'm trapped I'm trapped no no no no no no go go go [ __ ] what an absolute [ __ ] I'm out of stamina he must have called the police from this phone booth oh he must have I am am i what am i doing Oh 9:1 what cool that was epic no this is a bad place to be that's the token I need to start they wrote in the documentation though he'd called the nearest Sheriff's Office oh I ain't gonna have to write that down or something all right one thing at a time I'm just going for it I'm just going for it I don't know where he is Oh music is creepy alright here we go where is he he's still back in that oh I thought it was him don't keep that there so weird on the fact that you actually have to go in and take out the car wash that works the car will be outside in a minute and I can check it on the other side okay just keep an eye out of what's going on over here cuz I Zodiac killer going around he's gonna chop off your toes right check the care if this is the car the witness drove and once was out of the car wash the owner must have seen the path that the zodiac took along station that's cool he's heading towards the phone booth and then the dumpsters probably around back and then he went over here and hid hey damn that's cool no no no no no I didn't know you were here I'm sorry I disturbed you whoa oh [ __ ] me if I fail this we have to start all over again that would suck I also don't know if I'm safe ever I don't know if I'm safe and I'm like reading these things does that like pause the game does that would be really helpful because then I can read the police phone number where'd you go there yes serious okay he's over there good good good good all right please sperm 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 this is bad 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 3 1 3 2 2 3 1 1 3 h2 am i safe here oh no he left ok apparently that's not the thing ok um he called the sheriff's office I call the police god damn it oh I wish I knew where he was going ok he's over there ok god damn I don't know what the Sheriff's Office is I called the police department oh there's a there's more of them two three one three four seven one two three one three four seven one two three one three four seven one two three one three four seven one did he catch me two three one three four seven one two three one three four seven one two three one three oh no I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead where am I supposed to go here god damn I use to do all that again oh I don't that's still there nice oh thank god that's not so bad then yeah I have two of these already um all right I forgot what you said when I picked up the phone book can i oh these artifacts oh this is zodiac speaking sir Dax Graff no cops poster on zodiac again okay profile his personality these are 19 1991 Jesus goddamn alright what number am I looking for he called the sheriff's office directly from a phone booth how did he know the number because there's a book right there hmm who's right there oh Lord Oh God sweet baby Jesus miss odx disguise is stuffed in there I should find out how he burned it without anyone noticing okay so you use the kerosene but set it on fire oh it's filled with gasoline I need matches damn this is really in-depth keep thinking that that's him okay back into the store ooh back room nice this is a bit safer because I have to cover this are we in stuck on hold on I found several numbers but let's check which of the police stations is the closest Oh Lake Berryessa is the largest lake in Napa California oh god this is a lot to read the North Bay region of the San Francisco Bay Area okay here it is the number the zodiac called was two three one seven eight one two oh on the left two three one seven eight one two okay two three bonds have any one to seven hey this is very tense the line works that confirms it does it okay now we just need matches all right excuse me mister sorry excuse me sorry come through and he matches or a lighter or something like that but Centauri is though maybe there's something back in here we can get a beat on him sodor snack Marysia what was like the sound for me getting spotted why what oh the fact that I have no idea where he is is freaking me out I think it broke him mr. zodiac Jim you alright he good sir I'm just trying to find out who you did it all okay I don't know where to find stuff to set a fire sir he's busy I leave him alone huh later it wasn't the store all along J'Accuse all right let's get let's go around this way actually trying to figure out the best way to keep him broken so I don't have to trigger anything from him I'm almost done I can smell it I can smell the secret stinky clues all right and light Wow look at it burn I don't see anything burning okay Haydn's set the chronology of events all right who can access journal at the moment what I think is I broke him cuz he's chasing me that I can't access it dude you really slowing me down in here'sh my boys there you go sometimes you have to die in the game to progress the game okay so a police patrol looks for an attacker in the local area a witness notices the Zodiac near the car wash the zodiac makes a direct calls at the nearest police station the zodiac gets rid of his clothes in one of the trash containers I still think it's this then this then maybe this well I'm guessing probably not cuz you haven't changed anything you haven't triggered the next piece okay oh I did it nice so witness oh here we go wouldn't a saw him at the car wash so then he burned his clothes then called the police and then hid from them my god that's sloppy police work you knew he was here alone is the 60s and 70s it's a lot easier to get away with stuff back then oh that was it ah neat damn that was cool that was way more involved than I thought it was going to be marine saw some screenshots of it and going by the zodiac and the fact that I like the movie a lot and it's it's an intriguing idea no zero reason I played it but I didn't know it was gonna be a whole like height and hide and sneak kind of thing really cool I can't wait to see the full game released it was a little wonky here and there I would like to hear more like apparent footsteps from where he is so I know if he's nearby was a lot of times I was walking around it was just like there he is run and I was able to get away from him but it just it just it kind of changed some of the tension a bit if I knew he was definitely not in some of the other areas or you could hear his footsteps coming around the corner like that's that's scary hear the footsteps coming close to you and that cat and mouse is a lot more but really cool I I'm really happy with what I played here and it's just a demo so far but it was very involving I really like the detective work I like won games that you do that it's not super complicated we have to figure out a ton of puzzles or anything but it's just like no figure out the chronology of events that happen and he's behind you kind of keeping a pressure on you to keep a just kind of keep you moving and keep you motivated so I like it a lot I think it's gonna be a cool game but just remember the zodiac was never caught he could still be out there he's probably dead but anywhere that you go he might be there under your bed behind your chair who knows I don't I'm just gonna leave you with that sweet solemn fact hey hey like the video it's putting down there underneath just hit that also big red button if it's read to you means you're not subscribed do that too [Music] try again boy my dad's the Zodiac killer

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game portrays a lot of the" }, { "duration": 7.03, "start": 120.75, "text": "stuff am i driving this way out" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 125.009, "text": "Mount Diablo to confront zodiac" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 127.78, "text": "I'm not sure if it's a good idea I've" }, { "duration": 6.181, "start": 130.929, "text": "never been so afraid and actually" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 133.63, "text": "terrified my entire life but it's my mom" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 137.11, "text": "and now it's my chance to show the world" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 139.93, "text": "what a great investigative journalist I" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 142.72, "text": "am I'll be the first to look such evil" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 145.81, "text": "right in its eyes confronted you have a" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 150.82, "text": "great voice please keep speaking please" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 153.79, "text": "read me bedtime stories and whisper" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 155.35, "text": "sweet nothings in my ear I could listen" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 157.51, "text": "to that soft rumbling rattling all day" }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 162.69, "text": "all right are you just gonna drive under" }, { "duration": 4.49, "start": 164.92, "text": "it I mean your hair is low enough you" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 168.07, "text": "could probably try it" }, { "duration": 7.8100000000000005, "start": 169.41, "text": "Hey answer the phone" }, { "duration": 8.06, "start": 172.27, "text": "am I even allowed be here I don't know" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 177.22, "text": "dude man I really like this art style uh" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 180.33, "text": "hello" }, { "duration": 6.35, "start": 181.69, "text": "zodiac speaking I mean Jack speaking" }, { "duration": 27.46, "start": 188.73, "text": "sexy voice man speaking up box my dick" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 211.81, "text": "in a box babe oh he said to walk along" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 216.19, "text": "the path but those two of them oh he's" }, { "duration": 7.769, "start": 218.47, "text": "gonna kill me I don't want to be here" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 221.62, "text": "boy have a good makeup hold shift to run" }, { "duration": 8.09, "start": 226.239, "text": "salmon has depleted when running okay a" }, { "duration": 7.389, "start": 229.38, "text": "video game huh Jesus it's freezing I" }, { "duration": 4.871, "start": 234.329, "text": "just took the car fitted onto the" }, { "duration": 4.821, "start": 236.769, "text": "barrier you'd be fine I'm even worried" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 239.2, "text": "about it but this is cool" }, { "duration": 7.45, "start": 241.59, "text": "what he's no one talking about this game" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 243.7, "text": "oh yeah no the back how far is this car" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 249.04, "text": "I don't know man maybe you start" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 251.68, "text": "thinking about other things instead of" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 252.88, "text": "complaining all the time look at right" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 254.47, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 7.37, "start": 255.04, "text": "God complain he pants" }, { "duration": 5.83, "start": 258.41, "text": "all right what's inside the car is it a" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 262.41, "text": "dead body weight I don't know if I'm" }, { "duration": 5.269, "start": 264.24, "text": "okay with that this is only a killer" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 266.94, "text": "he's not like the zodiac cupcake giver I" }, { "duration": 3.31, "start": 269.509, "text": "don't ever want to see that body this" }, { "duration": 2.519, "start": 271.62, "text": "early in the morning I haven't even had" }, { "duration": 7.111, "start": 272.819, "text": "my sweet dirty beans yet" }, { "duration": 12.75, "start": 274.139, "text": "Oh piece of paper hold on oh they can" }, { "duration": 14.81, "start": 279.93, "text": "give you paper caught oh nice I got a" }, { "duration": 7.851, "start": 286.889, "text": "small key oh this is neat a cassette" }, { "duration": 8.289, "start": 301.13, "text": "fitting place for all those petty funny" }, { "duration": 8.861, "start": 305.509, "text": "humans I'm still thinking about the bomb" }, { "duration": 7.5809999999999995, "start": 309.419, "text": "in the bus please find me Robert if I" }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 314.37, "text": "blow up a school bus full of children" }, { "duration": 7.719, "start": 317, "text": "their little shoes body parts and their" }, { "duration": 7.019, "start": 321.21, "text": "parents tears will be everywhere but a" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 324.719, "text": "lot depends on you back to the point" }, { "duration": 9.211, "start": 328.229, "text": "look for the passage near the child's" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 332.069, "text": "shoe that I left nearby I know he's into" }, { "duration": 2.759, "start": 337.44, "text": "killing people and he's talking about" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 339.029, "text": "blowing up a school bus full of children" }, { "duration": 5.131, "start": 340.199, "text": "but the dudes a freak good boy" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 342.99, "text": "look inside the drawer it's called a" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 345.33, "text": "glove box" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 346.11, "text": "dumb-dumb all right and I already did" }, { "duration": 5.621, "start": 349.969, "text": "now who's the killer huh wait no no" }, { "duration": 7.049, "start": 353.4, "text": "still you still you I'm just a really" }, { "duration": 8.819, "start": 355.59, "text": "smart man all right goodbye the path" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 360.449, "text": "left for the kids shoe ah there it is" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 364.409, "text": "such a weird thing just say hey go up" }, { "duration": 6.771, "start": 367.409, "text": "there it's there being a weirdo all" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 370.259, "text": "right tiny shoe" }, { "duration": 6.49, "start": 374.78, "text": "that I write something down other a 10" }, { "duration": 3.959, "start": 378.96, "text": "Oh ever since letters from the world" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 381.27, "text": "from the worst serial killer I'd heard" }, { "duration": 3.241, "start": 382.919, "text": "of I've started arriving at the" }, { "duration": 3.3890000000000002, "start": 384.75, "text": "editorial office I've not been able to" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 386.16, "text": "think about anything other than zodiac I" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 388.139, "text": "forced the chief editor based on my" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 390.33, "text": "college paper thesis to give me the case" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 392.43, "text": "I got involved to such extent that I" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 395.19, "text": "live and breathe the story not only" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 397.77, "text": "through my working day the night brings" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 399.96, "text": "me dreams connected to this monster more" }, { "duration": 9.41, "start": 402.54, "text": "and more often - hmm I've nothing to the" }, { "duration": 8.73, "start": 407.76, "text": "rest of my pages whoops okay" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 411.95, "text": "zodiac facts he really loves walks in" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 416.49, "text": "the summer rain I don't have any zodiac" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 419.55, "text": "facts all right wait I wonder I can't" }, { "duration": 4.859, "start": 424.56, "text": "remember the movie specifically which is" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 427.5, "text": "obviously based on like real life stuff" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 429.419, "text": "Who am I playing as someone from that my" }, { "duration": 5.229, "start": 432.87, "text": "play is Mario flow" }, { "duration": 3.6710000000000003, "start": 435.659, "text": "Jake Gyllenhaal actually in that movie" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 438.099, "text": "yes yes he is" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 439.33, "text": "I'm Robert Downey jr. is in it forgot" }, { "duration": 5.639, "start": 442, "text": "about that great movie not for the kids" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 445.06, "text": "right right clicking stops me for some" }, { "duration": 10.921, "start": 447.639, "text": "reason" }, { "duration": 12.72, "start": 448.15, "text": "oh it's Celine ah they see oh man I" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 458.56, "text": "don't know if I dude who's willing to" }, { "duration": 8.15, "start": 460.87, "text": "kill people I don't know if he should be" }, { "duration": 14.28, "start": 462.49, "text": "following his hints damn where's my gun" }, { "duration": 14.709, "start": 469.02, "text": "is that actually him uh this is not how" }, { "duration": 10.919, "start": 476.77, "text": "this probably should go I told you don't" }, { "duration": 10.5, "start": 483.729, "text": "go after him he's an actual killer he" }, { "duration": 9.09, "start": 487.689, "text": "will murder you have I been spotted is" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 494.229, "text": "it over 30 30 30" }, { "duration": 10.17, "start": 496.779, "text": "zodiac now oh he goes stab me real good" }, { "duration": 8.451, "start": 502.539, "text": "oh he's gonna do style too what's" }, { "duration": 8.061, "start": 506.949, "text": "happening I don't wanna watch this" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 510.99, "text": "try again boy" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 516.05, "text": "oh he's actually a lovely lad he just" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 522.17, "text": "brought me back to the start was like no" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 523.73, "text": "you can do better try again also it" }, { "duration": 6.86, "start": 525.95, "text": "weirds me out because the zodiac movie" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 528.95, "text": "has my least favorite stabbing scene of" }, { "duration": 5.98, "start": 532.81, "text": "all time in any sort of movie that I've" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 536.42, "text": "watched and stabby makes me" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 538.79, "text": "uncomfortable in anything it's just it's" }, { "duration": 7.92, "start": 540.68, "text": "so gruesome and horrible but zodiac has" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 545.15, "text": "an awful thing with it I died you" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 548.6, "text": "shouldn't recommend the movie you know I" }, { "duration": 8.84, "start": 549.92, "text": "just watch Paddington much nicer gray" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 554.09, "text": "pace in that movie where is he" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 561.22, "text": "okay try Game Boy but also I'm not gonna" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 567.46, "text": "show up this time boy oh there he is" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 569.53, "text": "[ __ ] okay nevermind oh no is he coming" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 572.68, "text": "this way" }, { "duration": 8.34, "start": 573.07, "text": "Oh is he coming this way okay no he's" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 577.72, "text": "going that path Oh God" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 581.41, "text": "this is actually this is way more tense" }, { "duration": 9.48, "start": 583.21, "text": "than I was expecting it to be but then I" }, { "duration": 13.49, "start": 586.54, "text": "was just a looks around he's game you" }, { "duration": 7.34, "start": 592.69, "text": "you have a key oh Lord" }, { "duration": 9.52, "start": 601.08, "text": "is that an actual dead body this sucks" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 606.88, "text": "man I died just go back to your hair get" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 610.6, "text": "you gone you know where he is now" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 613.38, "text": "it's like the Zodiac killer was never" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 615.49, "text": "caught never identified and here he is" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 617.38, "text": "running around with a bag on his head" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 618.91, "text": "and a knife in his hand" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 620.11, "text": "and you're just following his rules and" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 621.82, "text": "running along normally tackle him hook" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 623.92, "text": "him up you know I've never hanged any" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 629.95, "text": "water" }, { "duration": 6.23, "start": 630.49, "text": "it's funny but I've never blown up a bus" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 633.25, "text": "either okay" }, { "duration": 5.41, "start": 636.72, "text": "neither have I does that mean you should" }, { "duration": 9.81, "start": 640.15, "text": "actually do those things yeah [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 9.18, "start": 642.13, "text": "weirdo I close these doors okay now you" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 649.96, "text": "have something in your hand like there's" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 651.31, "text": "several things in here that you can kill" }, { "duration": 8.99, "start": 652.48, "text": "him with maybe not kill him brain to" }, { "duration": 5.99, "start": 655.48, "text": "joke I can't open the door why Oh" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 661.81, "text": "press the wrong button" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 665.54, "text": "what that was weird" }, { "duration": 10.21, "start": 670.37, "text": "okay I'm still safe aren't I no I don't" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 676.26, "text": "know where he's gonna show up I didn't" }, { "duration": 5.85, "start": 680.58, "text": "think the Zodiac killer would just be" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 681.78, "text": "out in the middle of this [ __ ] Ted" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 686.43, "text": "Cruz ass looking walking around ah this" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 689.58, "text": "is epic looking though understand here" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 692.55, "text": "look at the pretty view" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 693.45, "text": "all right everybody off the bus there's" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 696.21, "text": "a there's a bomb on board I know you" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 698.97, "text": "kids love to say the things are the bomb" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 700.8, "text": "and shits late and all that kind of" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 703.65, "text": "stuff but this is serious" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 705.33, "text": "get off the boss get out and run away" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 707.91, "text": "mmm yes Park rules" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 709.65, "text": "mmm so true so true abide by these or" }, { "duration": 8.87, "start": 715.05, "text": "you're going to die even though I think" }, { "duration": 9.68, "start": 718.14, "text": "we're [ __ ] anyway you know think think" }, { "duration": 8.41, "start": 723.92, "text": "what I mean I supposed to go this way" }, { "duration": 6.46, "start": 727.82, "text": "clink clink though wait was I supposed" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 732.33, "text": "to cut down the person oh no am i" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 734.28, "text": "terrible says search the school bus" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 736.11, "text": "that's my next objective" }, { "duration": 9.92, "start": 737.37, "text": "oh that chain okay there's no one here" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 743.39, "text": "he's playing me like a fiddle" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 747.38, "text": "just kidding not today" }, { "duration": 10.18, "start": 749.34, "text": "teehee I'm the zodiac Hey no murder" }, { "duration": 19.409, "start": 753.3, "text": "today by night you're chases Christ" }, { "duration": 20.97, "start": 759.52, "text": "oh okay he's just a jokester apparently" }, { "duration": 12.481, "start": 772.709, "text": "dude you had him what did you see this" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 780.49, "text": "time murder message zodiacs cruelty" }, { "duration": 6.94, "start": 785.19, "text": "already above message well it's not" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 789.85, "text": "murder as well and all of that is his" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 792.13, "text": "cruelty" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 792.55, "text": "um marzoni I killed Cecilia but Brian" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 796.45, "text": "managed to crawl a few hundred yards did" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 798.76, "text": "he speak to you again yes he spoke of" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 801.16, "text": "goose and that my father had something" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 802.959, "text": "to do with her okay he reminded me that" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 805.089, "text": "she wasn't there when I came back to the" }, { "duration": 5.331, "start": 806.709, "text": "station that day I think your father has" }, { "duration": 5.541, "start": 809.589, "text": "something to do with the zodiac" }, { "duration": 6.7, "start": 812.04, "text": "don't you think does he" }, { "duration": 7.03, "start": 815.13, "text": "it's my father the zodiac my father an" }, { "duration": 10.8, "start": 818.74, "text": "[ __ ] oh man that sucks unfortunate" }, { "duration": 9.78, "start": 822.16, "text": "you never know I middle I don't know it" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 829.54, "text": "might as well be my own subconscious it" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 831.94, "text": "manifests through zodiacs speaking to me" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 834.25, "text": "in my dreams I'd like to add that" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 836.41, "text": "Cecilia spoke to me as well she asked me" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 839.41, "text": "to go on a picnic with her in my opinion" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 841.75, "text": "she wants you to save her from zodiac in" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 844.93, "text": "this way let us see if you our" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 847.27, "text": "subconscious has anything more to say" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 849.85, "text": "about the Lake Berryessa murder" }, { "duration": 5.5809999999999995, "start": 852.459, "text": "pick another picture the one that" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 854.74, "text": "reminds you of zodiac the most enter the" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 858.04, "text": "live dream again after that this session" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 861.88, "text": "is over and we'll see each other next" }, { "duration": 10.019, "start": 864.01, "text": "week oh you're my tan therapist 908 no" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 869.86, "text": "I'm seven um six um I like the look at" }, { "duration": 5.611, "start": 874.029, "text": "this one it does remind me a Zodiac but" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 875.41, "text": "I like this picture most God weird" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 879.64, "text": "therapy hey how are you feeling" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 881.74, "text": "ten nine measure of your servicer saying" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 885.37, "text": "that's you as soon as you walked in" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 886.72, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 889.41, "text": "where can I go into any of those dreams" }, { "duration": 2.549, "start": 891.79, "text": "would they all look like this are they" }, { "duration": 11.85, "start": 893.23, "text": "all completely different" }, { "duration": 13.321, "start": 894.339, "text": "oh the him Hey zodiac you [ __ ] I have" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 905.08, "text": "a bone to pick with you I have said that" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 907.66, "text": "that's the term that I read about the" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 909.279, "text": "police document okay okay he had several" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 911.68, "text": "bones to figured me and he has a knife" }, { "duration": 10.15, "start": 913.92, "text": "Shirley Shirley it's fine" }, { "duration": 11.519, "start": 916.57, "text": "ah hide-and-seek champion all right I" }, { "duration": 14.459, "start": 924.07, "text": "don't know what I should be doing where" }, { "duration": 15.661, "start": 928.089, "text": "should I be looking goddamn goddamn" }, { "duration": 11.87, "start": 938.529, "text": "goddamn I can't go in there now he just" }, { "duration": 9.029, "start": 943.75, "text": "straight up murdered me ah goddamn I" }, { "duration": 6.101, "start": 950.399, "text": "know no Tuesday as well" }, { "duration": 6.151, "start": 952.779, "text": "[ __ ] oh if clues okay witness probably" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 956.5, "text": "notice OD AK while washing refer bar" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 958.93, "text": "while waiting by the car wash clothes" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 961.18, "text": "zodiac burned his costume somewhere" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 963.01, "text": "around the gas station okay he called" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 965.68, "text": "the sheriff's office directly from a" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 967.209, "text": "phone booth how did he know the number" }, { "duration": 7.95, "start": 969.1, "text": "he hid from a coming police patrol that" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 972.37, "text": "he here that in a CB radio okay so car" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 977.05, "text": "wash dumpster" }, { "duration": 8.909, "start": 978.43, "text": "phone booth truck okay the trucks right" }, { "duration": 8.25, "start": 980.62, "text": "here oh but so is he I do like that I" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 987.339, "text": "have a sound and a light meter though" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 988.87, "text": "it's very like splinter cell II should I" }, { "duration": 4.05, "start": 993.82, "text": "think I can get out of this" }, { "duration": 14.07, "start": 995.53, "text": "oh yeah yeah he must have heard police" }, { "duration": 15.93, "start": 997.87, "text": "chatter through the CB radio damn that's" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 1009.6, "text": "scary to think about I'm now certain" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1013.8, "text": "that the police car went down this" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 1015.24, "text": "street and zodiac was here so he must" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1017.61, "text": "have hidden somewhere nearby way down" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1019.89, "text": "district and zodiac Rosie what happened" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1023.1, "text": "there okay here's the Kara watch over" }, { "duration": 8.069, "start": 1025.02, "text": "here could have hidden behind the trucks" }, { "duration": 12.84, "start": 1026.91, "text": "load maybe maybe yes but also I don't" }, { "duration": 7.551, "start": 1033.089, "text": "want to be over here God damns on her" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1039.75, "text": "back" }, { "duration": 9.07, "start": 1040.64, "text": "go go go am i safe today escaped I" }, { "duration": 8.31, "start": 1044.85, "text": "escaped I am a legend oh my god I am so" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 1049.71, "text": "fast you may be the zodiac but I am" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 1053.16, "text": "mister legs okay hi it's a control room" }, { "duration": 7.83, "start": 1058.83, "text": "of sorts used by the carwash maintenance" }, { "duration": 7.57, "start": 1060.72, "text": "staff okay the coin panel should work" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 1066.66, "text": "fine now" }, { "duration": 12.42, "start": 1068.29, "text": "oh no that's making a lot of sound is he" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 1074.02, "text": "gonna come in here Oh coffee yes it's" }, { "duration": 10.38, "start": 1080.71, "text": "over now" }, { "duration": 13.17, "start": 1081.67, "text": "söderman I have no idea where he is he" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1091.09, "text": "might still be where I just had him give" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1094.84, "text": "me some sort of clue some sort of like" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 1096.97, "text": "cue that like a sound effect or" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1100.84, "text": "something right be smart about this go" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 1105.55, "text": "around the care okay it's a car wash not" }, { "duration": 14.7, "start": 1109.06, "text": "a man wash I [ __ ] can't" }, { "duration": 14.4, "start": 1112.33, "text": "goddamnit though the crack he's not here" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1123.76, "text": "powers on I still need some sort of coin" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1126.73, "text": "or token to start up the carwash program" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 1129.25, "text": "oh come on man" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1131.11, "text": "this is already way too tense there's a" }, { "duration": 1.9500000000000002, "start": 1133.51, "text": "man with a knife and a pension for" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1134.92, "text": "murder" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 1135.46, "text": "no three years there he is Oh God" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 1138.37, "text": "Almighty Jesus heavens and blessed" }, { "duration": 5.29, "start": 1140.35, "text": "service" }, { "duration": 3.31, "start": 1142.33, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 1147.419, "text": "okay he's over there okay go go go holy" }, { "duration": 6.45, "start": 1150.029, "text": "G battalion okay I needed to do this" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 1154.649, "text": "anyway this is where he hid from the" }, { "duration": 9.93, "start": 1156.479, "text": "police" }, { "duration": 12.62, "start": 1157.019, "text": "I am hidden I am truck okay good that's" }, { "duration": 3.23, "start": 1166.409, "text": "one thing off my list" }, { "duration": 4.061, "start": 1169.759, "text": "sooner or later Sodor back it's gonna be" }, { "duration": 4.859, "start": 1173.07, "text": "over" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 1173.82, "text": "I'm gonna use my human brain okay what" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 1177.929, "text": "were the other things that I needed the" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1179.339, "text": "fact that I'm under a time crunch and a" }, { "duration": 7.2, "start": 1181.019, "text": "pressure like this is scaring me even" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 1183.359, "text": "more than anything else a canister of" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 1188.219, "text": "highly flammable kerosene did he burn" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1192.179, "text": "his clothes I like this though I like" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 1196.499, "text": "today actually have to be a detective" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1197.339, "text": "and figure things out I just wish I" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1200.489, "text": "didn't have to do it when he was all" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 1201.899, "text": "around me now you've got highly" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 1203.519, "text": "flammable kerosene how about no no I'm" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1206.609, "text": "trapped I'm trapped no no no no no no go" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 1209.009, "text": "go go [ __ ] what an absolute [ __ ] I'm" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 1214.829, "text": "out of stamina he must have called the" }, { "duration": 9.59, "start": 1217.589, "text": "police from this phone booth oh he must" }, { "duration": 11.33, "start": 1220.229, "text": "have I am am i what am i doing Oh" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1227.179, "text": "9:1 what" }, { "duration": 7.259, "start": 1233.71, "text": "cool that was epic no this is a bad" }, { "duration": 2.779, "start": 1238.19, "text": "place to be" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 1240.999, "text": "that's the token I need to start they" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1243.409, "text": "wrote in the documentation though he'd" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 1244.759, "text": "called the nearest Sheriff's Office oh I" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 1246.919, "text": "ain't gonna have to write that down or" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1248.149, "text": "something all right one thing at a time" }, { "duration": 4.63, "start": 1251.229, "text": "I'm just going for it I'm just going for" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 1253.729, "text": "it I don't know where he is" }, { "duration": 10.29, "start": 1255.859, "text": "Oh music is creepy alright here we go" }, { "duration": 4.831, "start": 1262.129, "text": "where is he he's still back in that oh I" }, { "duration": 5.78, "start": 1266.149, "text": "thought it was him" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 1266.96, "text": "don't keep that there so weird" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 1271.929, "text": "on the fact that you actually have to go" }, { "duration": 3.809, "start": 1274.19, "text": "in and take out the car wash that works" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 1275.749, "text": "the car will be outside in a minute" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1277.999, "text": "and I can check it on the other side" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 1279.609, "text": "okay just keep an eye out of what's" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1281.809, "text": "going on over here cuz I Zodiac killer" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 1284.809, "text": "going around he's gonna chop off your" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 1287.419, "text": "toes right check the care if this is the" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 1289.219, "text": "car the witness drove and once was out" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1290.929, "text": "of the car wash the owner must have seen" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 1292.969, "text": "the path that the zodiac took along" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 1295.549, "text": "station that's cool he's heading towards" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 1299.539, "text": "the phone booth and then the dumpsters" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 1301.639, "text": "probably around back and then he went" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 1302.749, "text": "over here and hid hey damn that's cool" }, { "duration": 10.11, "start": 1305.919, "text": "no no no no no I didn't know you were" }, { "duration": 10.14, "start": 1311.269, "text": "here I'm sorry I disturbed you whoa oh" }, { "duration": 9.34, "start": 1316.029, "text": "[ __ ] me if I fail this we have to start" }, { "duration": 8.73, "start": 1321.409, "text": "all over again that would suck I also" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 1325.369, "text": "don't know if I'm safe ever" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1330.139, "text": "I don't know if I'm safe and I'm like" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1332.059, "text": "reading these things does that like" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1334.309, "text": "pause the game does that would be really" }, { "duration": 4.7, "start": 1336.859, "text": "helpful because then I can read the" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 1337.969, "text": "police phone number" }, { "duration": 5.29, "start": 1344.76, "text": "where'd you go" }, { "duration": 6.37, "start": 1347.73, "text": "there yes serious okay he's over there" }, { "duration": 9.84, "start": 1350.05, "text": "good good good good all right" }, { "duration": 11.22, "start": 1354.1, "text": "please sperm 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2" }, { "duration": 10.77, "start": 1359.89, "text": "2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 this is bad" }, { "duration": 29.87, "start": 1365.32, "text": "2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 8 2 2 3 1 1 3 3" }, { "duration": 24.53, "start": 1370.66, "text": "1 3 2 2 3 1 1 3 h2 am i safe here oh no" }, { "duration": 7.18, "start": 1395.97, "text": "he left ok" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 1399.55, "text": "apparently that's not the thing ok um he" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 1403.15, "text": "called the sheriff's office I call the" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 1405.43, "text": "police" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 1405.81, "text": "god damn it oh I wish I knew where he" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 1409.78, "text": "was going" }, { "duration": 5.169, "start": 1413.37, "text": "ok he's over there ok" }, { "duration": 8.439, "start": 1415.77, "text": "god damn" }, { "duration": 10.34, "start": 1418.539, "text": "I don't know what the Sheriff's Office" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 1424.209, "text": "is I called the police department oh" }, { "duration": 5.89, "start": 1428.909, "text": "there's a there's more of them two three" }, { "duration": 5.13, "start": 1431.889, "text": "one three four seven one two three one" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1434.799, "text": "three four seven one two three one three" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1437.019, "text": "four seven one two three one three four" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 1438.339, "text": "seven one did he catch me two three one" }, { "duration": 25.35, "start": 1443.649, "text": "three four seven one two three one three" }, { "duration": 25.79, "start": 1445.329, "text": "four seven one two three one three oh no" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 1468.999, "text": "I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead" }, { "duration": 6.7, "start": 1471.119, "text": "where am I supposed to go here god damn" }, { "duration": 8.4, "start": 1474.149, "text": "I use to do all that again" }, { "duration": 7.71, "start": 1477.819, "text": "oh I don't that's still there nice oh" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 1482.549, "text": "thank god that's not so bad then yeah I" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 1485.529, "text": "have two of these already um all right I" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 1489.809, "text": "forgot what you said when I picked up" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1492.609, "text": "the phone book can i oh" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 1497.289, "text": "these artifacts oh this is zodiac" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1501.219, "text": "speaking sir Dax Graff no cops poster on" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 1503.349, "text": "zodiac again okay" }, { "duration": 16.599, "start": 1507.46, "text": "profile his personality these are 19" }, { "duration": 10.99, "start": 1514.39, "text": "1991 Jesus goddamn alright what number" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 1524.059, "text": "am I looking for he called the sheriff's" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 1525.38, "text": "office directly from a phone booth how" }, { "duration": 5.431, "start": 1527.539, "text": "did he know the number because there's a" }, { "duration": 8.96, "start": 1529.37, "text": "book right there hmm" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 1532.97, "text": "who's right there oh Lord Oh God" }, { "duration": 4.99, "start": 1539.47, "text": "sweet baby Jesus miss odx disguise is" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 1542.75, "text": "stuffed in there I should find out how" }, { "duration": 6.18, "start": 1544.46, "text": "he burned it without anyone noticing" }, { "duration": 4.901, "start": 1546.429, "text": "okay so you use the kerosene but set it" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 1550.64, "text": "on fire" }, { "duration": 10.25, "start": 1551.33, "text": "oh it's filled with gasoline I need" }, { "duration": 10.289, "start": 1557.87, "text": "matches damn this is really in-depth" }, { "duration": 13.479, "start": 1561.58, "text": "keep thinking that that's him okay back" }, { "duration": 9.081, "start": 1568.159, "text": "into the store ooh back room nice this" }, { "duration": 4.981, "start": 1575.059, "text": "is a bit safer" }, { "duration": 9.07, "start": 1577.24, "text": "because I have to cover this are we in" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 1580.04, "text": "stuck on hold on I found several numbers" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 1586.31, "text": "but let's check which of the police" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 1587.81, "text": "stations is the closest Oh Lake" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 1592.24, "text": "Berryessa is the largest lake in Napa" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1595.1, "text": "California oh god this is a lot to read" }, { "duration": 10.33, "start": 1597.82, "text": "the North Bay region of the San" }, { "duration": 10.26, "start": 1599.96, "text": "Francisco Bay Area okay here it is the" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 1608.15, "text": "number the zodiac called was two three" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 1610.22, "text": "one seven eight one two oh on the left" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 1614.72, "text": "two three one seven eight one two okay" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 1617.84, "text": "two three bonds have any one to seven" }, { "duration": 11.47, "start": 1620.02, "text": "hey this is very tense the line works" }, { "duration": 12.8, "start": 1625.64, "text": "that confirms it does it okay now we" }, { "duration": 9.21, "start": 1631.49, "text": "just need matches all right excuse me" }, { "duration": 6.07, "start": 1638.44, "text": "mister sorry excuse me sorry come" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1640.7, "text": "through and he matches or a lighter or" }, { "duration": 10.08, "start": 1644.51, "text": "something like that but Centauri is" }, { "duration": 7.97, "start": 1648.92, "text": "though maybe there's something back in" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 1654.59, "text": "here" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1658.57, "text": "we can get a beat on him" }, { "duration": 11.01, "start": 1665.8, "text": "sodor snack Marysia" }, { "duration": 7.87, "start": 1671.67, "text": "what was like the sound for me getting" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1676.81, "text": "spotted why what oh the fact that I have" }, { "duration": 8.91, "start": 1679.54, "text": "no idea where he is is freaking me out" }, { "duration": 13.91, "start": 1681.19, "text": "I think it broke him mr. zodiac Jim you" }, { "duration": 9.72, "start": 1688.45, "text": "alright he good sir" }, { "duration": 4.21, "start": 1695.1, "text": "I'm just trying to find out who you did" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1698.17, "text": "it all okay" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1699.31, "text": "I don't know where to find stuff to set" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 1701.05, "text": "a fire sir he's busy I leave him alone" }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 1706.27, "text": "huh later" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 1708.93, "text": "it wasn't the store all along" }, { "duration": 5.71, "start": 1712.53, "text": "J'Accuse all right let's get let's go" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1715.93, "text": "around this way actually trying to" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 1718.24, "text": "figure out the best way to keep him" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1719.47, "text": "broken so I don't have to trigger" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 1720.91, "text": "anything from him" }, { "duration": 6.87, "start": 1722.05, "text": "I'm almost done I can smell it I can" }, { "duration": 9.99, "start": 1726.07, "text": "smell the secret stinky clues all right" }, { "duration": 11.94, "start": 1728.92, "text": "and light Wow look at it burn I don't" }, { "duration": 8.67, "start": 1736.06, "text": "see anything burning okay Haydn's set" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 1740.86, "text": "the chronology of events all right" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1744.73, "text": "who can access journal at the moment" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 1747.58, "text": "what I think is I broke him cuz he's" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 1749.29, "text": "chasing me that I can't access it dude" }, { "duration": 6.75, "start": 1751.18, "text": "you really slowing me down in here'sh my" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 1753.1, "text": "boys there you go sometimes you have to" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 1757.93, "text": "die in the game to progress the game" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 1759.91, "text": "okay so a police patrol looks for an" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 1764.14, "text": "attacker in the local area" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1765.91, "text": "a witness notices the Zodiac near the" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 1768.7, "text": "car wash" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1769.63, "text": "the zodiac makes a direct calls at the" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 1771.88, "text": "nearest police station the zodiac gets" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1774.31, "text": "rid of his clothes in one of the trash" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 1776.56, "text": "containers" }, { "duration": 12.961, "start": 1779.389, "text": "I still think it's this then this then" }, { "duration": 11.701, "start": 1786.889, "text": "maybe this well I'm guessing probably" }, { "duration": 8.579, "start": 1792.35, "text": "not cuz you haven't changed anything you" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 1798.59, "text": "haven't triggered the next piece okay oh" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 1800.929, "text": "I did it" }, { "duration": 9.309, "start": 1802.33, "text": "nice so witness oh here we go" }, { "duration": 8.171, "start": 1806.169, "text": "wouldn't a saw him at the car wash so" }, { "duration": 11.76, "start": 1811.639, "text": "then he burned his clothes then called" }, { "duration": 11.85, "start": 1814.34, "text": "the police and then hid from them my god" }, { "duration": 7.081, "start": 1823.399, "text": "that's sloppy police work you knew he" }, { "duration": 5.969, "start": 1826.19, "text": "was here alone is the 60s and 70s it's a" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 1830.48, "text": "lot easier to get away with stuff back" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 1832.159, "text": "then oh that was it" }, { "duration": 7.35, "start": 1834.86, "text": "ah neat damn that was cool that was way" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1840.379, "text": "more involved than I thought it was" }, { "duration": 3.719, "start": 1842.21, "text": "going to be marine saw some screenshots" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 1844.309, "text": "of it and going by the zodiac and the" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 1845.929, "text": "fact that I like the movie a lot and" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 1848.029, "text": "it's it's an intriguing idea no zero" }, { "duration": 2.459, "start": 1850.85, "text": "reason I played it but I didn't know it" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1852.049, "text": "was gonna be a whole like height and" }, { "duration": 5.61, "start": 1853.309, "text": "hide and sneak kind of thing really cool" }, { "duration": 5.071, "start": 1856.909, "text": "I can't wait to see the full game" }, { "duration": 4.97, "start": 1858.919, "text": "released it was a little wonky here and" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 1861.98, "text": "there I would like to hear more like" }, { "duration": 3.851, "start": 1863.889, "text": "apparent footsteps from where he is so I" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 1866.69, "text": "know if he's nearby" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 1867.74, "text": "was a lot of times I was walking around" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1869.36, "text": "it was just like there he is run and I" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1871.94, "text": "was able to get away from him but it" }, { "duration": 6.149, "start": 1873.23, "text": "just it just it kind of changed some of" }, { "duration": 3.179, "start": 1877.46, "text": "the tension a bit if I knew he was" }, { "duration": 2.581, "start": 1879.379, "text": "definitely not in some of the other" }, { "duration": 2.61, "start": 1880.639, "text": "areas or you could hear his footsteps" }, { "duration": 3.299, "start": 1881.96, "text": "coming around the corner like that's" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 1883.249, "text": "that's scary hear the footsteps coming" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 1885.259, "text": "close to you and that cat and mouse is a" }, { "duration": 7.11, "start": 1886.789, "text": "lot more but really cool I I'm really" }, { "duration": 3.299, "start": 1892.22, "text": "happy with what I played here and it's" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 1893.899, "text": "just a demo so far but it was very" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 1895.519, "text": "involving I really like the detective" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 1898.009, "text": "work I like won games that you do that" }, { "duration": 3.989, "start": 1900.32, "text": "it's not super complicated we have to" }, { "duration": 3.571, "start": 1902.749, "text": "figure out a ton of puzzles or anything" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 1904.309, "text": "but it's just like no figure out the" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 1906.32, "text": "chronology of events that happen and" }, { "duration": 3.191, "start": 1907.879, "text": "he's behind you kind of keeping a" }, { "duration": 3.49, "start": 1909.35, "text": "pressure on you to keep a" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 1911.07, "text": "just kind of keep you moving and keep" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 1912.84, "text": "you motivated so I like it a lot I think" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 1915, "text": "it's gonna be a cool game but just" }, { "duration": 6.03, "start": 1916.47, "text": "remember the zodiac was never caught he" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 1920.789, "text": "could still be out there he's probably" }, { "duration": 7.529, "start": 1922.5, "text": "dead but anywhere that you go" }, { "duration": 9.45, "start": 1925.559, "text": "he might be there under your bed behind" }, { "duration": 7.5, "start": 1930.029, "text": "your chair who knows I don't I'm just" }, { "duration": 7.441, "start": 1935.009, "text": "gonna leave you with that sweet solemn" }, { "duration": 7.411, "start": 1937.529, "text": "fact hey hey like the video it's putting" }, { "duration": 5.189, "start": 1942.45, "text": "down there underneath just hit that also" }, { "duration": 7.369, "start": 1944.94, "text": "big red button if it's read to you means" }, { "duration": 4.67, "start": 1947.639, "text": "you're not subscribed do that too" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 1957.85, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.029, "start": 1967.61, "text": "try again boy my dad's the Zodiac killer" } ]

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CHUCK NORRIS VS. 1,000 CHICKENS | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator #2

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*High Five* Top of the mornin' to you ladies! My name is Jacksepticeye! And welcome back to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator! That's a mouthful of an intro Don't run out of breath trying to replicate it though. So, There's something in here that I didn't realize last time. When clicked into this I was looking at all these things, I didn't realize, There's another little one down here called "animals". There's Penguins, Chickens and Tortoises. I WANNA MESS AROUND WITH THEM, Chicken battle! What's it gonna be like when I put a Million Chickens VS a Million Penguins? Ahm, right we'll have, 500 Chickens. And then we're gonna go down here and we're gonna have, 500 Penguins 'Cause that's what I want to do. Wait why are these different sizes? 500, 500, 1.5, 1.5, why-why- why are you different? Why- why what? We're gonna have 500 Tortoises. But they're gonna be over at the side, and they're probably gonna take all day to get there. *laughing* Cause Y'know Tortoises are slow. They can't really do things as good as anybody else. It's gonna be fun though, GOD I love this game! It's so, over the top. Can't believe it 'Cause I remember seeing videos of it and I saw the penguins and everything. I was like aww they're not in the Version of the game that I got BUT THEY ARE I'm just dumb. Ummm, Right. Loading units Show me them pengus Okay , those are them tortoises. What are these? Here we have the chickens. Look at all those chickens! Yeeeeeessss! Ha ha. Aww they're so cute. All pecking in unison. Look at 'em go! Ha ha ha. Aww I love 'em! Wait What do our pengus look like? They're almost camouflaged. Hey, sup dudes aww. *laughs* Hey where are we? Hey, hey what's going on *poorly impersonates penguins* And, let me go over and take a look at our tortoises. That's a mean looking army of tortoises man. Mean I don't know how- They look so angry, they're fucking ready, they're already flexing. Shits about to go down, right ok lets go lets start this. *laughs* This is so fucking ridiculous *laughs* Listen to them *poorly impersonated penguins again* Do they sound like chickens? *laughs* Their epic battle begins! And the tortoises are slow as fuck. Clash of the Titans! Errr, let me turn off this. *laughs with a cough* Aww, that's awesome! Look at the fucking feathers! Holy shit! I imagine the penguins are much stronger. Are they? Has anything actually died yet? There's a dead penguin. You guys look like you are forming a hat shape. Or somethin- Oh my god, where are the tortoises? *laughs* The tortoises are taking all day! I mean they're ready and they want to fight they're willing. But they're just not ready for it. Oh, my god, the chickens got fucking slaughtered. Here we go. The epic clash! Is about to go down! Peck peck, peck peck. Aww, it's not as fun when there's not a ball of feathers going everywhere. *laughs* Look at this battle scene right here. *laughs* There are not even any dead chicken bodies the chickens just go... *poof* *laughs* That's amazing! Oh god this game is giving me the giggles. Have any tortoises actually died yet? Umm, Tortoises, remaining no tortoises have died yet! There's five hundred of them left! And they keep killing all of the chickens- or all the penguins That's amazing go faster! 4 down! Errm, you need to be taking them down a bit quicker than that. There's only forty penguins left. Look at this. That's what the tortoises do, they come up full frontal assult and then they sneak round the back. And shiv you in the ass. It's not gonna work. You're surrounded, it's over bananakin! Tortoises win! Who would have ever thought it? 3 3, Tortoises is victorious? Oh Team: 3 (Tortoises) is victorious. Oh, I get it. *laughs* Good jobs lads! Ok, well we are not ending there! We need... Two thousand Chickens! And we need... 1... Chunk Norris! I don't know why I didn't try Chunk Norris before. He feels like- It feels like he would be like... All about this, I think Chunk Norris is gonna be the one... To kill the chicken army. I'm gonna funnel them down in here as well. There we go, there we go. I can not wait to fucking see this. Chunk Norris, I hope he is a fat Chuck Norris and that is why he is called Chunk Norris It's probably not, maybe he is super muscly! The chickens are ready for battle! Are you- Let me hear a ooorah! OOOOO OOOOOO! [you're bad at this Jack] They're fuckin ready! Where- Where's Chunck? Oh, the lone man standing. Right there at the edge of the water, WAITING. For the battle to come to him! Well he's set to attack mode so he's gonna go towards them as well.. Oh look at him.. He looks like Solid Snake! That's a fucking Man's man if I've ever seen one. He's so buff! Oh yea. Oh I'd love to have a shot of him, Just like staring down the 2 thousand Chickens. GO! Go Chunk. Here we fuckin- GOD you're slow! Where- Where're you going they're over there!? Chunk? Here we go clash of the century! Wait for it, wait for it! *horrible slow motion sound* Oh. Shit's about to go down! *laughing* Yes, I hope he just blows through them. This is gonna be epic! OH MY GOD! *laughing* YES! IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED!! Mother of god! Look at that amazing scene! Chuck Norris in the middle of all these feathers! Ready to fuck shit up! Oh god he looked at me.. (who wants you to be quiet) He stared at me, he knows! Oh god he wants me! They can't even get close to em! *laughing* How many is he killing at a time? Oh my god he's killing 6 at a time. If not more. He killed 10 there a second ago. Jesus Christ man! *laughing* They can't even surround him! This is the best! *laughing* *laughing* I wonder if he's even taken any damage? Nope No damage, and he's has like a million health. *laughing* They never even stood a chance He's just plowing through them Look at their numbers dwindle And ahh... By unanimous victory the winner is Team 2 Chunk Well then Let's put him against something else since he has like a bajillion health I wonder if I could put him up against *um* five hundred WW2 soldiers If they'd actually be able to do anything to him Down in- Down in this valley actually Let's go somewhere else for battle Whe- Where is somewhere else cool I was The back of the castle maybe? He's like the bastionsted-keep(?)... On the bridge Ah. How the fuck do you work? So weird Okay Go! There And then you guys go There And we're gonna clash Wait how many did I put down five hundred? Was it? 'Case their gonna have guns. So I don't know how... How much he's gonna survive so... I'm gonna Attempt to peter it out a small bit. So, that we can see how much health he actually has left by the end of all this. Where am I? Okay Have we got one Chunk. There we have it And five hundred US soldiers OMG. They're gonna fuck him up *Gunshots* Holy! Fucking shit Okay yeah yeah! He might die this time *More Gunshots* Look at this look at him go! Go Chunk! Okay I might have to start him closer next time Oh No! Oh No! Oh My God! He's getting fucked up *Loader Gunshots* And here he goes *laughing* He's still doesn't give a fucking shit *laughing* He's still fucking them up and he's still got a bajillion health My God! Now I'm going to take control of him and fuck shit up Yeah! Yeah! Fuck 'em up! He's not attacking Go Chunk! He just left a fuckin' hole in them He's actually gong to survive this *Jack fails at making sound effects* *laughing* This is what it's like to be Sauron And their *laughing* the lone soldier and their numbers dwindle and the more they dwindle the less damage they actually do *Sound effects* I'm gonna leave that one guy at the end What's Up fuckers? Yeah! *laughing* This is fun! It's like playing Dynasty Warriors all over again! *laughing* They just said 'Merica I'm with that There was one soldier left on the battlefield He tried his hardest to take down Chunk But he was no match *laughing* 'Merica Does the golden knight have as much health as Chunk does? I don't know Because he's in the same hero category as Chunk So I wanna see Oh no he doesn't Uh oh... I thought he'd have the same amount of health as Chunk 'cause the two of them are in the same category so I did 1v1 Ohh that's the last sound you'll ever make. You're just gonna get slapped *Dramatic Music* Okay so you didn't kill him in one hit so he doesn't do 2000 damage in one shot Good to know your fuckin' beats such a sexy man Ahh I was just about to put in I'm puttin' in a last stand against Chunk Norris Only one Chunk Norris I have 250 horses I want to put in some catapults maybe just 50 What I didn't realize- I was like I had to put them all on different teams, but you don't Come on move You can just put it on team one again So I go medieval Team 1 Ah we put in some catapults, some archers why you off over there. No! The battle is happening over here These guys should go right and meet him and then we'll do medieval heavy knights 250 Should be good right? *clears throat* Cheers love the cavalry's here You guys look ready for battle. That's pretty good. What do the catapults look like? Oh Yeah! They're fucking siege weapons.. Wait. There's nobody on you though You just fire on your own? You look like you have big spoons on you You gonna eat some porridge Ah here we have the heavy soldiers. Oh no those are the footman These are the heavy soldiers over here And then we should have a pile of archers Ah Where did I put the archers There they are Okay And one sexy chunk of a man. Come on down. It's party time With Chunk Norris Into to battle dude you got this Everyone's closing around him. Okay he's going for the heavy knights first Ah! The cavalry's coming over the hill that's awesome That actually looks super cool Okay...Okay Get that epic shot. Look at that I just love the shots like that it's so cool Okay. fuck them up Chunk Yep My god They're not even going to stand a chance He;s just fucking them all up Nothing can take him down Wait we'll see what these fucking catapults do. There's a lot of soldiers he has to get through He might not survive it I wish I could see how much health he has without having to posses him Yep he's going to be fine All Chunk does is leave bodies in his wake There's like knee deep bodies of horses and men He's just plowing through them nothing can stop him. I'm looking forward to him killing all those That's gonna be pretty good Speed it up here chunk While were young Op! There he goes fuck the archers *laughing* Fuck the archers he's running after the rock-throwers Oh wait I want to see How much health they actually take off him Almost nothing He's a fucking man on a mission *laughing* Just one punch and their down We should just fucking call him One Punch Man, One Punch Chunk I never really gave you guys a chance did I? Against Chunk 'cause I-I underestimate him every time And I'm fucking running though this hail of arrows You know what I want to do after this 'Cause these guys are definitely gonna die. These guys are like the vaginas of the battlefields they're just gonna *snap* there they're down Yep Not a fucking hope What I want to do is recreate the scene in 300 Next, with our arrows of blood out the sun I love how it sounds like tiny little slaps as well *slap sound effect* It makes it all the better, Nice Welp! That's a lot of death and destruction he still has 862,958 health Not-Nothing can stop Or can it. What you see before you Are 20,000 archers And all we have down here is one Chunk Oh wait! I want to do thing I want to make this be the pause button because that's what's most fun and these guys are holding position So all were going to see are arrows In the air in a second Once he get into range these arrows are going to rain from the heavans Yep Mother of Jesus! Okay so you can't actually stop time completely but you can slow down just enough to see cool shit happen Alrighty Go Chunk! Oh My GOD! *laughing* Holy fuck! Okay let's see how much damage their doing Like nothing Okay no They're doing okay Actually his health is going down pretty fast. What am I talking about Well your all still gonna get fucked by him Mother of Jesus Okay this is the thing that gonna do it 200000 archers are whats gonna kill Chunk *laughing*Holy Fuck That's awesome I don't even know where he is He's only killed like 50 of them Chunk? Where are you buddy? There he is How much health does he have left. He's down to 600000 They're actually doing pretty fucking well against him Okay. (x4) Just keep punching make your way through. There you go. It's all fucking slow motion and I can't do anything *laughing* Look at the fucking trial of blood he left That's so cool *laughing* I wonder which direction he went in *laughing* I ran him into the middle of the battle field as well cause I thought that that would be funny OMG Wait a second how the fuck are there arrows coming from over here Oh wait they're being shot up from this direction Ahh! I get it Chunk are you dead yet? Wait What!?! His healths re-restored Does his health come back He has a million health again And I only put down one Chunk This isn't a new one this isn't Chunk 2.0 or anything. Okay Okay. Last thing I'm going try Wait where's the others There they are There's 20000 archers and vs.10000 soldiers What I'm trying to see is I'm trying to build out the best army For just annihilating numbers And the archers are super weak And these guys are super strong Well in regards to bullets That is the most amazing thing I've ever fucking seen [Jacks dumbfounded face] look at the numbers drop They killed 3000, 4000 of them Holy Mother of Fuck! Sweet fucking Jesus they're like halfway through them already I mean a lot of these guys have died as well but look at this They're just dropping That's what I wanted to see. I wanted to see what it was like just sheer numbers get decimated More of you guys are dying than I actually expected. I didn't think the archers would put up such a fight But now we are I'm not even actually halfway through Oh yeah Oh wait yeah okay I'm dumb *laughing* there's 200 of them left 150 Surely you guys can like kill them all...fast right that's insane this what it's like when modern world meets the old When new weapons meet old weapons That hail of fire all going in the one direction is fucking crazy Yah putting up a good fight soldier but you guys lose that was crazy That was really fun Holy shit Well that does it for this episode of 'Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator' I love this that's really cool to be able to see The game's coming out on the 12th I think God knows when this video actually gonna go up but I think they're adding new stuff to it whenever it actually fully comes out Or when the early access version of it comes out or whatever Cause this is alpha v0.2 So it's already been updated since the last time iI played it so I cannot wait to see what more stuff get's put into this game. It's so fun Just sitting here watching the numbers fall and drop and dieing I don't know I-I hope they improve some of the performance as well it's even amazing that I'm able to get Like how many was on the screen? 30,000 soldiers altogether were on screen at once and the fact that I was still able to get some sort of decent frame rate out of that That's impressive Anyway Thank you guys so much for watching this episode If you liked it punch that like button in the face and Like a boss!!! And high fives all around *outro high fives* Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next videoooo!!! [Outro]

[ { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 0, "text": "*High Five* Top of the mornin' to you ladies! My name is Jacksepticeye!" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 2.7800000000000002, "text": "And welcome back to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator!" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 6.18, "text": "That's a mouthful of an intro" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 9.46, "text": "Don't run out of breath trying to replicate it though." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 11.54, "text": "So," }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 12.3, "text": "There's something in here that I didn't realize last time." }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 14.28, "text": "When clicked into this I was looking at all these things," }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 16.6, "text": "I didn't realize," }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 17.94, "text": "There's another little one down here called \"animals\"." }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 20.9, "text": "There's Penguins, Chickens and Tortoises." }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 24.18, "text": "I WANNA MESS AROUND WITH THEM, Chicken battle!" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 27.8, "text": "What's it gonna be like when I put a Million Chickens VS a Million Penguins?" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 32.42, "text": "Ahm, right we'll have," }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 34.54, "text": "500 Chickens." }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 36.5, "text": "And then we're gonna go down here and we're gonna have," }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 40.52, "text": "500 Penguins" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 43.78, "text": "'Cause that's what I want to do." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 45.98, "text": "Wait why are these different sizes?" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 48.42, "text": "500, 500, 1.5, 1.5, why-why- why are you different?" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 52.68, "text": "Why- why what?" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 53.68, "text": "We're gonna have 500 Tortoises." }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 55.44, "text": "But they're gonna be over at the side, and they're probably gonna take all day to get there. *laughing*" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 60.98, "text": "Cause Y'know Tortoises are slow." }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 62.98, "text": "They can't really do things as good as anybody else." }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 66.04, "text": "It's gonna be fun though, GOD I love this game!" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 68.58, "text": "It's so, over the top." }, { "duration": 0.54, "start": 71.24, "text": "Can't believe it" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 72.18, "text": "'Cause I remember seeing videos of it and I saw the penguins" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 74.46, "text": "and everything. I was like aww they're not in the" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 76.48, "text": "Version of the game that I got" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 77.82, "text": "BUT THEY ARE" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 78.5, "text": "I'm just dumb." }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 79.96, "text": "Ummm, Right. Loading units" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 82.88, "text": "Show me them pengus" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 85.12, "text": "Okay , those are them tortoises. What are these?" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 88.3, "text": "Here we have the chickens. Look at all those chickens!" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 92.66, "text": "Yeeeeeessss! Ha ha. Aww they're so cute." }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 96.94, "text": "All pecking in unison. Look at 'em go! Ha ha ha." }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 101.44, "text": "Aww I love 'em! Wait What do our pengus look like? They're almost camouflaged." }, { "duration": 5.98, "start": 106.4, "text": "Hey, sup dudes aww. *laughs* Hey where are we? Hey, hey what's going on *poorly impersonates penguins*" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 113.62, "text": "And, let me go over and take a look at our tortoises. That's a mean looking army of tortoises man." }, { "duration": 4.94, "start": 120.4, "text": "Mean I don't know how- They look so angry, they're fucking ready, they're already flexing." }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 126.36, "text": "Shits about to go down, right ok lets go lets start this." }, { "duration": 6.26, "start": 131.58, "text": "*laughs* This is so fucking ridiculous *laughs* Listen to them" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 139.7, "text": "*poorly impersonated penguins again* Do they sound like chickens?" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 144, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 3.58, "start": 146.92, "text": "Their epic battle begins! And the tortoises are slow as fuck." }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 151.36, "text": "Clash of the Titans!" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 153.28, "text": "Errr, let me turn off this." }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 155.84, "text": "*laughs with a cough*" }, { "duration": 1.7000000000000002, "start": 160.74, "text": "Aww, that's awesome!" }, { "duration": 1.8, "start": 162.44, "text": "Look at the fucking feathers!" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 165.9, "text": "Holy shit!" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 167.8, "text": "I imagine the penguins are much stronger." }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 170.68, "text": "Are they? Has anything actually died yet? There's a dead penguin. You guys look like you are forming a hat shape." }, { "duration": 4.78, "start": 176.7, "text": "Or somethin- Oh my god, where are the tortoises? *laughs* The tortoises are taking all day!" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 182.36, "text": "I mean they're ready and they want to fight they're willing." }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 186.64, "text": "But they're just not ready for it. Oh, my god, the chickens got fucking slaughtered." }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 192.06, "text": "Here we go." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 192.98, "text": "The epic clash!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 194.36, "text": "Is about to go down!" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 195.76, "text": "Peck peck, peck peck. Aww, it's not as fun when there's not a ball of feathers going everywhere." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 201.74, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 203.08, "text": "Look at this battle scene right here." }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 205.2, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 205.84, "text": "There are not even any dead chicken bodies the chickens just go..." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 209.08, "text": "*poof*" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 209.88, "text": "*laughs*" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 211.86, "text": "That's amazing! Oh god this game is giving me the giggles." }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 216.46, "text": "Have any tortoises actually died yet?" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 221.82, "text": "Umm, Tortoises, remaining no tortoises have died yet!" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 225.84, "text": "There's five hundred of them left!" }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 228.04, "text": "And they keep killing all of the chickens- or all the penguins" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 231.5, "text": "That's amazing go faster!" }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 233.52, "text": "4 down!" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 234.64, "text": "Errm, you need to be taking them down a bit quicker than that." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 238.04, "text": "There's only forty penguins left." }, { "duration": 1, "start": 240.36, "text": "Look at this." }, { "duration": 4.3, "start": 242.42, "text": "That's what the tortoises do, they come up full frontal assult and then they sneak round the back." }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 247.02, "text": "And shiv you in the ass." }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 249.86, "text": "It's not gonna work." }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 250.92, "text": "You're surrounded, it's over bananakin!" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 254.06, "text": "Tortoises win!" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 256.4, "text": "Who would have ever thought it?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 257.88, "text": "3" }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 258.78, "text": "3, Tortoises is victorious? Oh Team: 3 (Tortoises) is victorious." }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 261.82, "text": "Oh, I get it. *laughs*" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 263.26, "text": "Good jobs lads!" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 264.3, "text": "Ok, well we are not ending there!" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 266.74, "text": "We need..." }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 268.84, "text": "Two thousand Chickens!" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 271.96, "text": "And we need..." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 273.24, "text": "1..." }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 274.2, "text": "Chunk Norris!" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 276.38, "text": "I don't know why I didn't try Chunk Norris before." }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 279.04, "text": "He feels like- It feels like he would be like..." }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 281.76, "text": "All about this, I think Chunk Norris is gonna be the one..." }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 285.48, "text": "To kill the chicken army." }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 286.88, "text": "I'm gonna funnel them down in here as well." }, { "duration": 6.84, "start": 291.16, "text": "There we go, there we go. I can not wait to fucking see this. Chunk Norris, I hope he is a fat Chuck Norris and that is why he is called Chunk Norris" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 298.98, "text": "It's probably not, maybe he is super muscly!" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 301.36, "text": "The chickens are ready for battle!" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 305.48, "text": "Are you- Let me hear a ooorah!" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 308.28, "text": "OOOOO" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 309.3, "text": "OOOOOO! [you're bad at this Jack]" }, { "duration": 1.16, "start": 311.1, "text": "They're fuckin ready!" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 312.58, "text": "Where- Where's Chunck?" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 314.36, "text": "Oh, the lone man standing." }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 316.48, "text": "Right there at the edge of the water, WAITING." }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 319.6, "text": "For the battle to come to him! Well he's set to attack mode so he's gonna go towards them as well.." }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 324.46, "text": "Oh look at him.. He looks like Solid Snake!" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 328.34, "text": "That's a fucking Man's man if I've ever seen one." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 331.36, "text": "He's so buff!" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 333.62, "text": "Oh yea." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 334.84, "text": "Oh I'd love to have a shot of him," }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 336.92, "text": "Just like staring down the 2 thousand Chickens." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 339.68, "text": "GO!" }, { "duration": 0.64, "start": 340.98, "text": "Go Chunk." }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 343.34, "text": "Here we fuckin- GOD you're slow!" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 346.9, "text": "Where- Where're you going they're over there!?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 350, "text": "Chunk?" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 350.5, "text": "Here we go clash of the century! Wait for it, wait for it!" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 354.38, "text": "*horrible slow motion sound*" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 357.52, "text": "Oh." }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 358.68, "text": "Shit's about to go down! *laughing*" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 361.9, "text": "Yes, I hope he just blows through them." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 365.18, "text": "This is gonna be epic!" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 367.8, "text": "OH MY GOD! *laughing*" }, { "duration": 0.58, "start": 371.24, "text": "YES!" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 372.22, "text": "IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED!!" }, { "duration": 1.1400000000000001, "start": 375.6, "text": "Mother of god!" }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 377.84, "text": "Look at that amazing scene!" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 380.4, "text": "Chuck Norris in the middle of all these feathers!" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 383.62, "text": "Ready to fuck shit up!" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 385.24, "text": "Oh god he looked at me.. (who wants you to be quiet)" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 386.46, "text": "He stared at me, he knows!" }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 388.7, "text": "Oh god he wants me!" }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 392.5, "text": "They can't even get close to em! *laughing*" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 395.96, "text": "How many is he killing at a time?" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 399.44, "text": "Oh my god he's killing 6 at a time." }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 403.18, "text": "If not more." }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 404.42, "text": "He killed 10 there a second ago." }, { "duration": 1.8399999999999999, "start": 407.64, "text": "Jesus Christ man!" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 410.94, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 412.54, "text": "They can't even surround him! This is the best! *laughing*" }, { "duration": 0.86, "start": 417.7, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 421.06, "text": "I wonder if he's even taken any damage?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 425.94, "text": "Nope" }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 427.4, "text": "No damage, and he's has like a million health." }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 429.54, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 431.02, "text": "They never even stood a chance" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 437.5, "text": "He's just plowing through them" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 439.92, "text": "Look at their numbers dwindle" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 443.04, "text": "And ahh... By unanimous victory the winner is Team 2" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 447.56, "text": "Chunk" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 450.36, "text": "Well then" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 451.2, "text": "Let's put him against something else since he has like a bajillion health" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 454.08, "text": "I wonder if I could put him up against *um* five hundred WW2 soldiers" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 460.46, "text": "If they'd actually be able to do anything to him" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 463, "text": "Down in- Down in this valley" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 464.42, "text": "actually" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 464.92, "text": "Let's go somewhere else for battle" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 466.54, "text": "Whe- Where is somewhere else cool" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 468.7, "text": "I was" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 469.4, "text": "The back of the castle maybe?" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 473.32, "text": "He's like the bastionsted-keep(?)... On the bridge" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 478.34, "text": "Ah. How the fuck do you work?" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 479.96, "text": "So weird Okay" }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 480.84, "text": "Go! There" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 482.56, "text": "And then you guys go" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 485.42, "text": "There" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 486.14, "text": "And we're gonna clash" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 487.92, "text": "Wait how many did I put down five hundred?" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 491.2, "text": "Was it? 'Case their gonna have guns. So I don't know how... How much he's gonna survive so..." }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 495.46, "text": "I'm gonna" }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 496.66, "text": "Attempt to peter it out a small bit. So," }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 499.48, "text": "that we can see how much health he actually has left by the end of all this. Where am I?" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 504.86, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 506.34, "text": "Have we got one Chunk. There we have it" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 509.46, "text": "And five hundred US soldiers" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 512.94, "text": "OMG. They're gonna fuck him up" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 514.88, "text": "*Gunshots*" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 522.74, "text": "Holy! Fucking shit" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 524.84, "text": "Okay yeah yeah! He might die this time" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 528.18, "text": "*More Gunshots*" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 531.34, "text": "Look at this look at him go!" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 533.22, "text": "Go Chunk!" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 535.08, "text": "Okay I might have to start him closer next time" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 538.78, "text": "Oh No! Oh No! Oh My God! He's getting fucked up" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 544.8, "text": "*Loader Gunshots*" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 546.14, "text": "And here he goes *laughing*" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 550.98, "text": "He's still doesn't give a fucking shit" }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 555.92, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 557.7, "text": "He's still fucking them up and he's still got a bajillion health" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 562.4, "text": "My God! Now I'm going to take control of him and fuck shit up" }, { "duration": 2.44, "start": 566.16, "text": "Yeah! Yeah! Fuck 'em up!" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 569.28, "text": "He's not attacking" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 571.94, "text": "Go Chunk!" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 573.64, "text": "He just left a fuckin' hole in them" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 578.16, "text": "He's actually gong to survive this" }, { "duration": 1.1, "start": 581, "text": "*Jack fails at making sound effects*" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 582.48, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 585.74, "text": "This is what it's like to be Sauron" }, { "duration": 5.74, "start": 589.36, "text": "And their *laughing* the lone soldier and their numbers dwindle and the more they dwindle the less damage they actually do" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 595.74, "text": "*Sound effects*" }, { "duration": 2.5, "start": 598.26, "text": "I'm gonna leave that one guy at the end" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 601.22, "text": "What's Up fuckers?" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 603.18, "text": "Yeah! *laughing*" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 606.7, "text": "This is fun! It's like playing Dynasty Warriors all over again!" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 613.84, "text": "*laughing* They just said 'Merica" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 616.9, "text": "I'm with that" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 618.36, "text": "There was one soldier left on the battlefield" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 621.36, "text": "He tried his hardest to take down Chunk" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 624.54, "text": "But he was no match" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 627.84, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 631.62, "text": "'Merica" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 633.98, "text": "Does the golden knight have as much health as Chunk does?" }, { "duration": 0.6000000000000001, "start": 638.72, "text": "I don't know" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 640.14, "text": "Because he's in the same hero category as Chunk" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 644.58, "text": "So I wanna see" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 645.8, "text": "Oh no he doesn't" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 647.96, "text": "Uh oh... I thought he'd have the same amount of health as Chunk 'cause the two of them are in the same category so I did 1v1" }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 656.04, "text": "Ohh that's the last sound you'll ever make. You're just gonna get slapped" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 659.66, "text": "*Dramatic Music*" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 664.06, "text": "Okay so you didn't kill him in one hit so he doesn't do 2000 damage in one shot" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 668.98, "text": "Good to know your fuckin' beats such a sexy man" }, { "duration": 0.76, "start": 671.64, "text": "Ahh" }, { "duration": 0.72, "start": 673.68, "text": "I was just about to put in" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 674.4, "text": "I'm puttin' in a last stand against Chunk Norris" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 678.32, "text": "Only one Chunk Norris I have 250 horses" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 682.62, "text": "I want to put in some catapults maybe just 50" }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 686.14, "text": "What I didn't realize- I was like I had to put them all on different teams, but you don't" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 690.86, "text": "Come on move" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 692.02, "text": "You can just put it on team one again" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 693.98, "text": "So I go medieval Team 1" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 697.12, "text": "Ah we put in some catapults, some archers why you off over there. No! The battle is happening over here" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 705.3, "text": "These guys should go right and meet him and then we'll do medieval heavy knights 250" }, { "duration": 1.94, "start": 714.58, "text": "Should be good right? *clears throat*" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 716.94, "text": "Cheers love the cavalry's here" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 720.26, "text": "You guys look ready for battle. That's pretty good. What do the catapults look like?" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 725.78, "text": "Oh Yeah!" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 728.84, "text": "They're fucking siege weapons.. Wait. There's nobody on you though" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 732.82, "text": "You just fire on your own? You look like you have big spoons on you" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 735.46, "text": "You gonna eat some porridge" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 737.02, "text": "Ah here we have the heavy soldiers. Oh no those are the footman" }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 740.68, "text": "These are the heavy soldiers over here" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 743.06, "text": "And then we should have a pile of archers" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 746.42, "text": "Ah Where did I put the archers" }, { "duration": 0.52, "start": 749.2, "text": "There they are" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 750.68, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 751.54, "text": "And one sexy chunk of a man. Come on down. It's party time" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 758.56, "text": "With Chunk Norris" }, { "duration": 1.48, "start": 761.14, "text": "Into to battle dude you got this" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 762.94, "text": "Everyone's closing around him. Okay he's going for the heavy knights first" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 765.62, "text": "Ah! The cavalry's coming over the hill that's awesome" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 769.44, "text": "That actually looks super cool" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 773.36, "text": "Okay...Okay" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 774.88, "text": "Get that epic shot. Look at that" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 779.12, "text": "I just love the shots like that it's so cool Okay. fuck them up Chunk" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 785.64, "text": "Yep" }, { "duration": 0.62, "start": 788.48, "text": "My god" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 789.96, "text": "They're not even going to stand a chance" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 792.58, "text": "He;s just fucking them all up" }, { "duration": 1.6400000000000001, "start": 796.5, "text": "Nothing can take him down" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 798.8, "text": "Wait we'll see what these fucking catapults do. There's a lot of soldiers he has to get through" }, { "duration": 1.42, "start": 804.44, "text": "He might not survive it" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 806.98, "text": "I wish I could see how much health he has without having to posses him" }, { "duration": 2.02, "start": 812.42, "text": "Yep he's going to be fine" }, { "duration": 2.68, "start": 814.78, "text": "All Chunk does is leave bodies in his wake" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 818.8, "text": "There's like knee deep bodies of horses and men" }, { "duration": 4.14, "start": 823.62, "text": "He's just plowing through them nothing can stop him. I'm looking forward to him killing all those" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 828.48, "text": "That's gonna be pretty good" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 832.18, "text": "Speed it up here chunk" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 833.96, "text": "While were young" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 834.96, "text": "Op! There he goes fuck the archers" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 837.34, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 838.86, "text": "Fuck the archers he's running after the rock-throwers" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 842.36, "text": "Oh wait I want to see" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 843.98, "text": "How much health they actually take off him" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 848.38, "text": "Almost nothing" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 852.4, "text": "He's a fucking man on a mission" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 856.26, "text": "*laughing* Just one punch and their down" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 860.16, "text": "We should just fucking call him One Punch Man, One Punch Chunk" }, { "duration": 2.26, "start": 863.2, "text": "I never really gave you guys a chance did I?" }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 866.2, "text": "Against Chunk" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 869.12, "text": "'cause I-I underestimate him every time" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 871.54, "text": "And I'm fucking running though this hail of arrows" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 874.44, "text": "You know what I want to do after this" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 876.72, "text": "'Cause these guys are definitely gonna die. These guys are like the vaginas of the battlefields" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 881.76, "text": "they're just gonna *snap* there they're down" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 887.18, "text": "Yep" }, { "duration": 0.9400000000000001, "start": 888.74, "text": "Not a fucking hope" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 890.14, "text": "What I want to do is recreate the scene in 300" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 893.54, "text": "Next, with our arrows of blood out the sun" }, { "duration": 3.74, "start": 897.08, "text": "I love how it sounds like tiny little slaps as well *slap sound effect*" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 901.8, "text": "It makes it all the better, Nice" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 904.6, "text": "Welp! That's a lot of death and destruction he still has 862,958 health" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 911.04, "text": "Not-Nothing can stop" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 912.8, "text": "Or can it." }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 915.12, "text": "What you see before you" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 917.32, "text": "Are 20,000 archers" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 922.2, "text": "And all we have down here" }, { "duration": 0.8200000000000001, "start": 924.1, "text": "is one Chunk" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 926.42, "text": "Oh wait! I want to do thing I want to make this be the pause button" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 931.12, "text": "because that's what's most fun and these guys are holding position" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 934.88, "text": "So all were going to see are arrows" }, { "duration": 1.6600000000000001, "start": 939, "text": "In the air in a second" }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 940.98, "text": "Once he get into range these arrows are going to rain from the heavans" }, { "duration": 0.68, "start": 946.12, "text": "Yep" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 948.3, "text": "Mother of Jesus! Okay so you can't actually stop time completely" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 953.28, "text": "but you can slow down just enough to see cool shit happen" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 957.58, "text": "Alrighty Go Chunk!" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 960.58, "text": "Oh My GOD!" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 963.46, "text": "*laughing*" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 965.6, "text": "Holy fuck!" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 968.5, "text": "Okay let's see how much damage their doing" }, { "duration": 0.78, "start": 971.34, "text": "Like nothing" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 976.48, "text": "Okay no They're doing okay" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 978.88, "text": "Actually his health is going down pretty fast. What am I talking about" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 985.08, "text": "Well your all still gonna get fucked by him" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 988.48, "text": "Mother of Jesus" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 992.96, "text": "Okay this is the thing that gonna do it" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 998.66, "text": "200000 archers are whats gonna kill Chunk" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 1005.68, "text": "*laughing*Holy Fuck" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1009.02, "text": "That's awesome" }, { "duration": 1.78, "start": 1011.58, "text": "I don't even know where he is" }, { "duration": 1.46, "start": 1017.28, "text": "He's only killed like 50 of them" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1020.48, "text": "Chunk?" }, { "duration": 1.6800000000000002, "start": 1023.58, "text": "Where are you buddy? There he is" }, { "duration": 2.74, "start": 1025.26, "text": "How much health does he have left. He's down to 600000" }, { "duration": 1.9, "start": 1029.4, "text": "They're actually doing pretty fucking well against him" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 1033.6, "text": "Okay. (x4) Just keep punching make your way through." }, { "duration": 3.26, "start": 1039.24, "text": "There you go. It's all fucking slow motion and I can't do anything" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 1042.82, "text": "*laughing* Look at the fucking trial of blood he left" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 1045.48, "text": "That's so cool *laughing*" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1049.26, "text": "I wonder which direction he went in *laughing*" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1053.32, "text": "I ran him into the middle of the battle field as well cause I thought that that would be funny" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 1057.52, "text": "OMG" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 1059.12, "text": "Wait a second how the fuck are there arrows coming from over here" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 1065.78, "text": "Oh wait they're being shot up from this direction" }, { "duration": 0.8, "start": 1069.74, "text": "Ahh! I get it" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1071.14, "text": "Chunk are you dead yet?" }, { "duration": 0.66, "start": 1072.62, "text": "Wait What!?!" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 1075.86, "text": "His healths re-restored" }, { "duration": 1.3, "start": 1081.74, "text": "Does his health come back" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1084.28, "text": "He has a million health again" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 1088.18, "text": "And I only put down one Chunk" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 1090.38, "text": "This isn't a new one this isn't Chunk 2.0 or anything. Okay Okay. Last thing I'm going try" }, { "duration": 1.06, "start": 1096.34, "text": "Wait where's the others" }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 1098.14, "text": "There they are" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1099.38, "text": "There's 20000 archers and vs.10000 soldiers" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 1103.38, "text": "What I'm trying to see is I'm trying to build out the best army" }, { "duration": 2.08, "start": 1106.8, "text": "For just annihilating numbers" }, { "duration": 1.52, "start": 1109.24, "text": "And the archers are super weak" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 1111.86, "text": "And these guys are super strong" }, { "duration": 2.16, "start": 1113.94, "text": "Well in regards to bullets" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 1116.1, "text": "That is the most amazing thing I've ever fucking seen" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1120.32, "text": "[Jacks dumbfounded face]" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 1124.24, "text": "look at the numbers drop" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 1128.2, "text": "They killed 3000, 4000 of them" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 1131.04, "text": "Holy Mother of Fuck!" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1136.48, "text": "Sweet fucking Jesus they're like halfway through them already" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1141.38, "text": "I mean a lot of these guys have died as well but look at this" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 1145.9, "text": "They're just dropping" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 1148.44, "text": "That's what I wanted to see. I wanted to see what it was like just sheer numbers get decimated" }, { "duration": 4.18, "start": 1155.98, "text": "More of you guys are dying than I actually expected. I didn't think the archers would put up such a fight" }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 1160.76, "text": "But now we are" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 1163.24, "text": "I'm not even actually halfway through" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1166.06, "text": "Oh yeah" }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 1168.2, "text": "Oh wait yeah okay I'm dumb" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 1171.38, "text": "*laughing* there's 200 of them left" }, { "duration": 0.88, "start": 1174.78, "text": "150" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 1176.96, "text": "Surely you guys can like kill them all...fast right" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1182.16, "text": "that's insane this what it's like when modern world meets the old" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 1186.52, "text": "When new weapons meet old weapons" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 1191.88, "text": "That hail of fire all going in the one direction is fucking crazy" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 1198.42, "text": "Yah putting up a good fight soldier" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 1201.34, "text": "but you guys lose" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 1202.84, "text": "that was crazy" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 1206.14, "text": "That was really fun" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 1209.34, "text": "Holy shit" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1211.06, "text": "Well that does it for this episode of 'Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator'" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 1213.98, "text": "I love this that's really cool to be able to see" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1216.94, "text": "The game's coming out on the 12th" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1219.62, "text": "I think" }, { "duration": 1.74, "start": 1220.76, "text": "God knows when this video actually gonna go up" }, { "duration": 2.8200000000000003, "start": 1222.74, "text": "but I think they're adding new stuff to it whenever it actually fully comes out" }, { "duration": 2.14, "start": 1226.04, "text": "Or when the early access version of it comes out or whatever" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 1228.18, "text": "Cause this is alpha v0.2" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 1231.2, "text": "So it's already been updated since the last time iI played it so" }, { "duration": 3.94, "start": 1234.06, "text": "I cannot wait to see what more stuff get's put into this game. It's so fun" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1238.42, "text": "Just sitting here watching the numbers fall and drop and dieing" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 1242.64, "text": "I don't know I-I hope they improve some of the performance as well it's even amazing that I'm able to get" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 1248.56, "text": "Like how many was on the screen? 30,000 soldiers altogether were on screen at once" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 1253.46, "text": "and the fact that I was still able to get some sort of decent frame rate out of that" }, { "duration": 0.9, "start": 1256.76, "text": "That's impressive" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 1257.92, "text": "Anyway" }, { "duration": 2.04, "start": 1258.84, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching this episode" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 1260.9, "text": "If you liked it punch that like button in the face and" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 1263.7, "text": "Like a boss!!!" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 1265.46, "text": "And high fives all around" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1267.28, "text": "*outro high fives*" }, { "duration": 3.46, "start": 1269.28, "text": "Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next videoooo!!!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1272.74, "text": "[Outro]" } ]

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2024-11-29T10:39:25.282156

to of the morning ladies my name is jaep guy and that guy just ran into me hey what are you doing already I'm supposed to create the funniest I am the one who makes you laugh anyway welcome back to Goat Simulator this mother again God help me go away [ __ ] here here you need a help in hand you need a push you need to push down a [ __ ] Mountain here you go anyway welcome back to Goat Simulator the payday DLC thing I think it might have saved all the stuff we did last time did it it sure did thank you Game you're the best also I saw the developers tweet that there's a rocket League uh Easter egg in this you're actually play rocket league in the game what are you this looks important so I want to try and find that and also I did something last time I don't know if I can do it again I don't even know how I did it I need to be flamingos to be able to do it um I went to a certain location and a certain thing happened except I can't remember what location I went to I think I went over here let me just see I'm going to go this way and see if something happens again I went to a new area what the hell are you let's search around and look that was a shadow of a bush I went to a new area and I want to see if I can do it again can I go to a new area can you tell me go to new area this is oh quite a sandstorm kicking up here good gut no ah [ __ ] oh I didn't see you before oh yeah there's a lot more there's another car here oh yes you look awesome I want to be part of you wait are you rocket League stuff I mean you're a car with rockets on you so I'd assume something like that anyway maybe we should do a race can we do a race can I do all the things I I have many questions deep deep deep deep am I doing it I think I'm doing it pretty sure that I'm doing it woo yeah oh god oh [ __ ] I'm a bad driver I'm a bad driver rocket League ball I see rocket League ball let me do it let me do the thing I am a goat in the car with rockets on it about to hit oh the rocket League cars are there rocket League itself is here I found it I did the thing are you proud of me I'm proud of me oh red or blue red or blue red or blue red yeah there it is the rocket League horse okay I need to go get the ball dudes hold on I'm going be back hit the ball hit the ball I probably should have brought it there as the goat I probably should have just licked it for first instead of trying to hit it this way this is very hard to do on uneven terrain okay yeah I did it can we play now can we play football yay woo oh God no that's my goal that's my goal I can't jump in these cars though hey dudes no my ball my ball ow [ __ ] here we go here we go here we go yes it's so weird to not be able to jump oh wait I can oh my God that is awesome I I got to score a goal I got to score a goal my goal my goal goal for Jack good [ __ ] no that's a goal against us you [ __ ] okay here we go here we go ah I moved him out of the way dude go get a goal yes yeah no that's not the goal the goal is back here I'm going just hang out here and wait for the ball here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go oh I almost did it my rocket League skills are Supreme right now I'm stuck hey you know what [ __ ] you you guys I am out of here yay I can [Laughter] fly I'm an actual rocket car now I'm a [ __ ] rocket ship I'm flying through the sky at the speed of light oh yeah I'm a rocket ship that is awesome I [ __ ] love it oh oh oh ow oh God that was a bad crash okay ow never mind you saw nothing find and upload sanctum 3 to the internet Library let's go here open the Hidden Hill Vault how can I use a drill again okay let me go get a drill I'll be back don't even worry bro I got this hopefully I can do something with the train eventually the train seems to fly around I haven't even got near it yet where the hell are these drills I remember one of them being over here thought it was there okay there's one behind this place anyway never mind drill Dev Vault yeah yeah it's working unless you're going to tell me to use four more [ __ ] drills God Almighty these drills are the worst go back on there and [ __ ] do the rest of that please I did it oh God oh God oh no oh ow I BL a copy of sanctum 3 to the internet library is is sanctum 3 lick sanctum 3 got it where where do I upload it how I'm stuck in here now how do I get out of here hello this looks like a job for Dolph spaghetti don't worry kid I'm on my way over I'm going to help you do this thing maybe I can do a flip that's not a flip there we go awesome he's the best he's able to go into the secret Areas hey dude what's going on I'mma lick this and then I'm kind of like G to leave oh God why why why controls why oh God this is all over the place uh can I get out see you later dude it was good knowing you where the hell is the internet Library I have no [ __ ] idea okay let's go look for an internet cafe somewhere logic would dictate there's something here in Starbucks you guys always have so oh I mean not Starbucks um sugar and coffee cuz that's basically all Starbucks is um you guys have an internet machine you guys normally have Wi-Fi free Wi-Fi no hey my search continues I couldn't find the drill shop before to get an infinite supply of drills oh it's the drill shop and all the payday people are going to buy drills to get into the vaults that's clever oh that's where it is I need to do this after okay where's the internet why do I keep forgetting that Goat Simulator has a slow motion mode could be like the coolest goat I want to be now well coolest dolphin look at that Majestic bastard look at him go where the hell wait oh wait no I'm not going back in there I was going to say there's like servers in there but I'm not going back in there to find them cuz I can't get in there as the dolphin maybe there's some somewhere else ow wait pirate ship pirate bay maybe there maybe I have to upload it to the pirate ship to the pirate fire p and then they'll put it online that it' actually be pretty cool I'm just connecting dots yes oh my god it worked up up and away that's a clever reference P chip py pay cuz P pay was taken down recently but it's it's the internet when you take something down it's just there forever oh God where are we going where are we going are we going on an adventure oh who lives in a pineapple under the see spash Square P okay um the pirate ship just pulled over and like dropped off all its [ __ ] it didn't do oh God it's sinking is it sinking is it going to snap in half like the Titanic whoa whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] yeah I did it this is what I did last time by accident I'm on the moon and you can jump super high up here which is kind of annoying cuz it takes you fever to come down look at the little shimmy shammy butt yes Moon goat the best goat look how Majestic he is fear not weary earthlings the pirate ship went to the moon even anything over here what the hell is over here is that where Pirate Bay is now it's on the moon what the hell is all this [ __ ] there's like podiums lights cases trash can there's nothing here there's a cannon there's just a there's just a lone chair with a half eaten sandwich what the [ __ ] there's a bike cool I the greatest there's like a pyramid over there this is so bizarre and creepy and weird can I go beyond the confines of this area it looks like a [ __ ] movie set I can it is like a movie set is it supposed to be like the moonlanding set oh God it fell through well then ah now I'm back good to see you buddies you know what let's go around as the [ __ ] Flamingo see as you can fly everywhere be so much faster to see Secrets um looks like a big old pile of nothing Captain some say he's still flapping through space for all of eternity wish had the rocket car out here now look it's just like a big Square come on you must have alien somewhere you always have UFOs in your DLCs oh is that a cow please tell me that's a cow I think it's a cow it's a cow it's from the other DLC hello cow friend whoa I forgot you guys shot lasers okay moving on Jesus Christ the cows are aliens I [ __ ] knew it it's just like South Park ah back to good old Earth good to see you earthlings good to have this gravity back bro BR nice okay let's try a few more of these what was the one space cow send the cows to space I already found one he was up in the moon how do I what's the one that I was doing before cops and robbers a good PR a here it is now that I actually know where this [ __ ] place is let's go do that thing a real goat gets there in style Jano [ __ ] woo yes that is a nice bit of distance I I probably could have gone further you know we won't be greedy we won't be greedy who he who gets greedy is oh so needy why do I rhyme [ __ ] like that why do I keep doing that all the time I don't even know okay make a Payday nerd end up in jail how just I'm just going to knock [ __ ] around there we go the alarms are going off hold really cops should be here any moment cops cops there we go you guys don't even have guns they're like using their fingers maybe if I maybe if I bring one to the cops or bring him to the jail that's probably a better idea just bring him to the jail and put him in there I can't remember where the jail is ooh I know Flamingo dude has U mind controlling Powers let's use him hello good to see you thanks for coming out lick chains mine control NPC there we go nice what the [ __ ] is this why is this his power why is mine control his thing it's so bizarre and I can still fly with him as well which is even more B are the jail is here here we go ah ah ah ah what happened stop that just fall in here there you go you just framed the playday crew I did it it's very anticlimactic a bunch of people are having fun at the cinema a I ruin your Saturday night driveing and even better than that I'm going to do it in Style by putting on my mask it's it's payday look how cool I am now I got a pig mask oh no no no I didn't want to turn into a bag [ __ ] sake I mean I can still ruin your fun by being a bag right I don't know how ruin Cinema Saturday at the drivein okay how now I need to figure out how to do this as a bag sorry sorry cop press R to use there's a trophy underneath this yeah Lo payday magical headbutt how do we use that there's only one man I trust for a job like this and that is camel back Larry he's the greatest of us all there's a chair just randomly sitting out there okay go camel back you got this bro give me your car I'm about to [ __ ] [ __ ] up here we go yes FM suck Go video games sorry sorry sorry sorry I I'm going to take a car and I'm going to leave you guys can't even do anything about it oh yeah baby oh yeah woo what a [ __ ] ramp ow God we crashed super hard though I want the car to fly further please could you fly high up into the sky there we go turn it into a rocket car off oh what the hell is over there oh it's the rocket League yay they just sit back and wonder sometimes wonder what you're doing with your life CL sure as hell do is it a bird is it a plane no it's a camel in a rocket car flying through space did you need any other explanation oh God oh God oh God mayday mayday mayday mayday ow [ __ ] okay saved it nailed it we're we're good we're still good okay we're going to get over at the goat wood sign we're going to get out over here and bail nice see you later car thank you thank you ah I've always wanted a laugh track to my life cuz why the [ __ ] not can I knock down the sign this is like every [ __ ] Hollywood Trope and uh bo woo space camel break the Godmother out of the casino I didn't even know there was the Godmother in the casino okay let's go do that thing ah maybe that's what our the security measures refer don't mind me just a camel about town hey good nice to see you is this where the Godmother is I don't know um can I get over this nope I guess not a [ __ ] ah [ __ ] okay I need to go over there into that one yes I need a drill God damn it okay okay okay okay okay that [ __ ] laugh track it's all I can hear now cuz the stupid camel is stck stuck in this thing okay around around around we go where do we stop well I know but I I I kind of need to do this please okay let me up ow ow ow ow move all this [ __ ] out of the way move all the [ __ ] out of the way I can't get in I'm in I'm in use the drill use the [ __ ] drill please I'm stuck in everything there we go about [ __ ] time okay that drill is not on the door properly but as long as it breaks you out I am oky do it worked oh it's regular goat hey bro you saved pilgor is he regular goat I'm I'm guessing so what are your secret powers okay the [ __ ] laugh track you don't you don't have any powers see you you're just a you're just a regular Old Goat a goat that b well [ __ ] you know what we're going to do we're going to give you a superpower the superpower of flight go pilgor go it's actually pretty [ __ ] cool and that do for this episode of go simulator there's only a few more missions to do in the B machine so I might come back and do them next time I have three left I'll figure out how to do them and then I'll come back to it what was in here h c or something shut up cat oh God I feel terrible is that cop chasing the cat anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a b and around but thank you guys now we see all new dudes not very animations woo wo you see that Matrix [ __ ] watch him like NE NE got back up after ding the bullets but I can do that too look W oh no oh no I knocked them all over where's the where's the demon one do it do it do the other one there it is I love that one

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the way dude go get a goal yes yeah" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 197.239, "text": "no that's not the goal the goal is back" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 199.08, "text": "here I'm going just hang out here and" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 200.84, "text": "wait for the ball here we go here we go" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 202.879, "text": "here we go here we go here we go oh I" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 204.84, "text": "almost did it my rocket League skills" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 206.64, "text": "are Supreme right now I'm stuck hey you" }, { "duration": 5.33, "start": 209.08, "text": "know what [ __ ] you you guys I am out of" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 211.68, "text": "here yay I can" }, { "duration": 6.95, "start": 214.41, "text": "[Laughter]" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 217.72, "text": "fly I'm an actual rocket car now I'm a" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 221.36, "text": "[ __ ] rocket ship I'm flying through" }, { "duration": 6.319, "start": 223.92, "text": "the sky at the speed of light oh yeah" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 227.36, "text": "I'm a rocket" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 230.84, "text": "ship that is awesome I [ __ ] love it" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 234.4, "text": "oh oh oh ow oh God that was a bad crash" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 237.92, "text": "okay ow never mind you saw nothing find" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 241.36, "text": "and upload sanctum 3 to the internet" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 243.519, "text": "Library let's go here open the Hidden" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 245.64, "text": "Hill Vault how can I use a drill again" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 249.84, "text": "okay let me go get a drill I'll be back" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 251.879, "text": "don't even worry bro I got this" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 253.879, "text": "hopefully I can do something with the" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 254.959, "text": "train eventually the train seems to fly" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 256.959, "text": "around I haven't even got near it yet" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 258.959, "text": "where the hell are these drills I" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 260.68, "text": "remember one of them being over" }, { "duration": 4.119, "start": 263.52, "text": "here thought it was there okay there's" }, { "duration": 6.639, "start": 265.56, "text": "one behind this place anyway never mind" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 267.639, "text": "drill Dev Vault yeah yeah it's working" }, { "duration": 2.601, "start": 272.199, "text": "unless you're going to tell me to use" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 273.479, "text": "four more [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 274.8, "text": "drills God Almighty these drills are the" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 277.6, "text": "worst go back on there and [ __ ] do" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 279.8, "text": "the rest of that" }, { "duration": 7.199, "start": 282.84, "text": "please I did" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 284.84, "text": "it oh God oh God oh no oh ow I BL a copy" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 290.039, "text": "of sanctum 3 to the internet library is" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 292.56, "text": "is sanctum 3 lick sanctum 3 got" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 295.919, "text": "it where where do I upload" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 298.56, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 300.44, "text": "how I'm stuck in here now how do I get" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 302.56, "text": "out of" }, { "duration": 6.519, "start": 305.12, "text": "here hello this looks like a job for" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 308.68, "text": "Dolph spaghetti don't worry kid I'm on" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 311.639, "text": "my way over I'm going to help you do" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 313.479, "text": "this thing maybe I can do a" }, { "duration": 6.799, "start": 315.96, "text": "flip that's not a flip there we" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 319.639, "text": "go awesome he's the best he's able to go" }, { "duration": 5.481, "start": 322.759, "text": "into the secret Areas hey dude what's" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 324.6, "text": "going on I'mma lick this and then I'm" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 328.24, "text": "kind of like G to leave" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 330.12, "text": "oh God why why why controls why oh God" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 334.96, "text": "this is all over the place uh can I get" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 337.6, "text": "out see you later dude it was good" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 339.08, "text": "knowing you where the hell is the" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 341.44, "text": "internet" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 342.72, "text": "Library I have no [ __ ] idea okay" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 345.479, "text": "let's go look for an internet cafe" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 346.88, "text": "somewhere logic would dictate there's" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 348.479, "text": "something here in" }, { "duration": 6.52, "start": 349.72, "text": "Starbucks you guys always have so oh I" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 352.4, "text": "mean not Starbucks um sugar and coffee" }, { "duration": 4.519, "start": 356.24, "text": "cuz that's basically all Starbucks is um" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 359.52, "text": "you guys have an internet machine you" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 360.759, "text": "guys normally have Wi-Fi free Wi-Fi no" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 363.56, "text": "hey my search continues I couldn't find" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 365.96, "text": "the drill shop before to get an infinite" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 368.759, "text": "supply of drills oh it's the drill shop" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 372.199, "text": "and all the payday people are going to" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 374.4, "text": "buy drills to get into the" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 376.52, "text": "vaults that's clever oh that's where it" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 379.52, "text": "is I need to do this after okay where's" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 382.12, "text": "the internet why do I keep forgetting" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 383.96, "text": "that Goat Simulator has a slow motion" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 386.8, "text": "mode could be like the coolest goat I" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 389, "text": "want to be now well coolest dolphin look" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 391.56, "text": "at that Majestic bastard look at him" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 395.36, "text": "go where the hell wait oh wait no I'm" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 398.479, "text": "not going back in there I was going to" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 399.56, "text": "say there's like servers in there but" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 401.199, "text": "I'm not going back in there to find them" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 403.039, "text": "cuz I can't get in there as the dolphin" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 405.12, "text": "maybe there's some somewhere" }, { "duration": 8.56, "start": 408.56, "text": "else ow" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 411.68, "text": "wait pirate ship pirate bay maybe there" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 417.12, "text": "maybe I have to upload it to the pirate" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 418.599, "text": "ship to the pirate fire p and then" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 420.52, "text": "they'll put it" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 422.08, "text": "online that it' actually be pretty cool" }, { "duration": 7.319, "start": 425, "text": "I'm just connecting dots" }, { "duration": 8.04, "start": 428.08, "text": "yes oh my god it worked up up and" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 432.319, "text": "away that's a clever reference P chip py" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 436.12, "text": "pay cuz P pay was taken down recently" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 438.16, "text": "but it's it's the internet when you take" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 440.479, "text": "something down it's just there forever" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 442.599, "text": "oh God where are we going where are we" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 444.36, "text": "going are we going on an adventure oh" }, { "duration": 5.561, "start": 447.879, "text": "who lives in a pineapple under the see" }, { "duration": 4.761, "start": 450.039, "text": "spash Square P okay um the pirate ship" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 453.44, "text": "just pulled over and like dropped off" }, { "duration": 6.679, "start": 454.8, "text": "all its [ __ ] it didn't do oh God it's" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 459.44, "text": "sinking is it sinking is it going to" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 461.479, "text": "snap in half like the" }, { "duration": 6.921, "start": 464.639, "text": "Titanic whoa whoa whoa whoa what the" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 470.039, "text": "[ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 471.56, "text": "yeah I did it this is what I did last" }, { "duration": 6.201, "start": 475.039, "text": "time by accident I'm on the moon and you" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 477.96, "text": "can jump super high up here" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 481.24, "text": "which is kind of annoying cuz it takes" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 482.36, "text": "you fever to come down look at the" }, { "duration": 7.799, "start": 483.36, "text": "little shimmy shammy butt yes Moon goat" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 487.52, "text": "the best goat look how Majestic he is" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 491.159, "text": "fear not weary earthlings the pirate" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 493.96, "text": "ship went to the moon even anything over" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 496, "text": "here what the hell is over here is that" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 497.72, "text": "where Pirate Bay is now it's on the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 500.68, "text": "moon what the hell is all this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 503.759, "text": "there's like podiums" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 505.8, "text": "lights cases trash can there's nothing" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 508.68, "text": "here there's a cannon there's just a" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 511.4, "text": "there's just a lone chair with a half" }, { "duration": 4.761, "start": 514.039, "text": "eaten sandwich what the [ __ ] there's a" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 517.2, "text": "bike" }, { "duration": 4.479, "start": 518.8, "text": "cool I the greatest there's like a" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 521.36, "text": "pyramid over" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 523.279, "text": "there this is so bizarre and creepy and" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 526.48, "text": "weird can I go beyond the confines of" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 528.839, "text": "this" }, { "duration": 7.68, "start": 529.68, "text": "area it looks like a [ __ ] movie" }, { "duration": 7.76, "start": 533.44, "text": "set I can it is like a movie set is it" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 537.36, "text": "supposed to be like the moonlanding set" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 541.2, "text": "oh God it fell" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 542.839, "text": "through well then ah now I'm back good" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 546.44, "text": "to see you buddies you know what let's" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 547.8, "text": "go around as the [ __ ] Flamingo see as" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 549.8, "text": "you can fly" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 551.839, "text": "everywhere be so much faster to see" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 554.399, "text": "Secrets um looks like a big old pile of" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 556.44, "text": "nothing" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 558.32, "text": "Captain some say he's still flapping" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 560.56, "text": "through space for all of eternity wish" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 563.16, "text": "had the rocket car out here now look" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 565.399, "text": "it's just like a big Square come on you" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 568, "text": "must have alien somewhere you always" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 569.399, "text": "have UFOs in your DLCs" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 571.76, "text": "oh is that a" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 573.92, "text": "cow please tell me that's a cow I think" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 576.6, "text": "it's a cow it's a cow it's from the" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 579.72, "text": "other" }, { "duration": 6.721, "start": 581.519, "text": "DLC hello cow friend whoa I forgot you" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 585.2, "text": "guys shot lasers okay moving on Jesus" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 588.24, "text": "Christ the cows are" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 590.72, "text": "aliens I [ __ ] knew it it's just like" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 593.16, "text": "South Park ah back to good old Earth" }, { "duration": 5.081, "start": 595.959, "text": "good to see you earthlings good to have" }, { "duration": 5.079, "start": 598, "text": "this gravity back bro BR nice okay let's" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 601.04, "text": "try a few more of these what was the one" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 603.079, "text": "space cow send the cows to space I" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 605.8, "text": "already found one he was up in the moon" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 607.64, "text": "how do I what's the one that I was doing" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 609.279, "text": "before cops and robbers a good PR a here" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 611.16, "text": "it is now that I actually know where" }, { "duration": 4.961, "start": 612.839, "text": "this [ __ ] place is let's go do that" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 614.68, "text": "thing a real goat gets there in style" }, { "duration": 6.279, "start": 617.8, "text": "Jano [ __ ] woo yes that is a" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 622.2, "text": "nice bit of distance I I probably could" }, { "duration": 3.9210000000000003, "start": 624.079, "text": "have gone further you know we won't be" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 625.76, "text": "greedy we won't be greedy who he who" }, { "duration": 4.279, "start": 628, "text": "gets greedy is oh so needy why do I" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 630.8, "text": "rhyme [ __ ] like that why do I keep doing" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 632.279, "text": "that all the time I don't even know okay" }, { "duration": 7.159, "start": 635.12, "text": "make a Payday nerd end up in jail" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 638.88, "text": "how just I'm just going to knock [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 642.279, "text": "around there we go the alarms are going" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 644.44, "text": "off hold really cops should be here any" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 646.959, "text": "moment" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 648.8, "text": "cops cops there we go you guys don't" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 651.68, "text": "even have guns they're like using their" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 654.88, "text": "fingers maybe if I maybe if I bring one" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 657.399, "text": "to the cops or bring him to the jail" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 661.92, "text": "that's probably a better idea just bring" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 664, "text": "him to the jail and put him in there I" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 665.839, "text": "can't remember where the jail is ooh I" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 668.079, "text": "know Flamingo dude has U mind" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 669.8, "text": "controlling Powers let's use him hello" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 672.72, "text": "good to see you thanks for coming out" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 674.2, "text": "lick chains mine control" }, { "duration": 5.961, "start": 676.279, "text": "NPC there we" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 678.56, "text": "go nice what the [ __ ] is this why is" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 682.24, "text": "this his power why is mine control his" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 684.279, "text": "thing it's so bizarre and I can still" }, { "duration": 9.039, "start": 686.6, "text": "fly with him as well which is even more" }, { "duration": 10.48, "start": 688.76, "text": "B are the jail is here here we go ah ah" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 695.639, "text": "ah ah what happened stop that just fall" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 699.24, "text": "in" }, { "duration": 5.721, "start": 700.279, "text": "here there you go you just framed the" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 702.519, "text": "playday crew I did it it's very" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 706, "text": "anticlimactic a bunch of people are" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 708.32, "text": "having fun at the cinema a I ruin your" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 711.519, "text": "Saturday night driveing and even better" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 714, "text": "than that I'm going to do it in Style by" }, { "duration": 6.801, "start": 716.639, "text": "putting on my mask it's it's payday look" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 720.76, "text": "how cool I am now I got a pig mask oh no" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 723.44, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 724.959, "text": "no I didn't want to turn into a bag" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 728.279, "text": "[ __ ] sake I mean I can still ruin your" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 731, "text": "fun by being a bag right I don't know" }, { "duration": 4.521, "start": 733.639, "text": "how ruin Cinema Saturday at the drivein" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 736.72, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 738.16, "text": "how now I need to figure out how to do" }, { "duration": 6.8, "start": 740.32, "text": "this as a bag sorry sorry cop press R to" }, { "duration": 7.841, "start": 743.399, "text": "use there's a trophy underneath" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 747.12, "text": "this yeah Lo payday magical" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 751.24, "text": "headbutt how do we use that there's only" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 753.72, "text": "one man I trust for a job like this and" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 755.92, "text": "that is camel back Larry he's the" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 757.92, "text": "greatest of us all there's a chair just" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 760.279, "text": "randomly sitting out there okay go camel" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 763.04, "text": "back you got this bro give me your car" }, { "duration": 7.161, "start": 765.639, "text": "I'm about to [ __ ] [ __ ] up here we" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 768.079, "text": "go yes FM suck Go video" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 772.8, "text": "games sorry sorry sorry sorry I I'm" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 776, "text": "going to take a car and I'm going to" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 777.68, "text": "leave you guys can't even do anything" }, { "duration": 8.599, "start": 779.24, "text": "about it oh yeah baby oh" }, { "duration": 6.961, "start": 783.199, "text": "yeah woo what a [ __ ] ramp ow God we" }, { "duration": 5.321, "start": 787.839, "text": "crashed super hard though I want the car" }, { "duration": 6.9190000000000005, "start": 790.16, "text": "to fly further please could you fly high" }, { "duration": 7.239, "start": 793.16, "text": "up into the sky there we go turn it into" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 797.079, "text": "a rocket car off oh what the hell is" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 800.399, "text": "over there oh it's the rocket" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 802.6, "text": "League yay they just sit back and wonder" }, { "duration": 3.399, "start": 806.56, "text": "sometimes wonder what you're doing with" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 808.36, "text": "your life" }, { "duration": 6.521, "start": 809.959, "text": "CL sure as hell do is it a bird is it a" }, { "duration": 6.599, "start": 812.6, "text": "plane no it's a camel in a rocket car" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 816.48, "text": "flying through space did you need any" }, { "duration": 5.801, "start": 819.199, "text": "other explanation oh God oh God oh God" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 821.44, "text": "mayday mayday mayday mayday ow [ __ ] okay" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 825, "text": "saved it nailed it we're we're good" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 826.92, "text": "we're still good okay we're going to get" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 828.36, "text": "over at the goat wood sign we're going" }, { "duration": 10.8, "start": 829.959, "text": "to get out over here" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 833.48, "text": "and bail nice see you later car" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 843.16, "text": "thank you thank you ah I've always" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 845.56, "text": "wanted a laugh track to my life cuz why" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 847.48, "text": "the [ __ ] not can I knock down the" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 850.519, "text": "sign this is like every [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 6.64, "start": 852.6, "text": "Hollywood" }, { "duration": 7.521, "start": 853.639, "text": "Trope and uh bo woo space camel break" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 859.24, "text": "the Godmother out of the" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 861.16, "text": "casino I didn't even know there was the" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 863.279, "text": "Godmother in the" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 865.199, "text": "casino okay let's go do that thing ah" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 867.959, "text": "maybe that's what our the security" }, { "duration": 6.601, "start": 869.279, "text": "measures refer don't mind me just a" }, { "duration": 5.361, "start": 872.639, "text": "camel about town hey good nice to see" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 875.88, "text": "you is this where the Godmother" }, { "duration": 9.079, "start": 878, "text": "is I don't know um can I get over this" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 882.48, "text": "nope I guess not a [ __ ] ah [ __ ] okay I" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 887.079, "text": "need to go over there into that one yes" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 890.04, "text": "I need a drill God damn it okay okay" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 893.12, "text": "okay okay okay that [ __ ] laugh track" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 896.48, "text": "it's all I can hear now cuz the stupid" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 898.04, "text": "camel is stck stuck in this thing okay" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 900.24, "text": "around around around we go where do we" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 902.399, "text": "stop well I know but I I I kind of need" }, { "duration": 7.481, "start": 905.399, "text": "to do this please okay let me up ow ow" }, { 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JacksepticEye

NOT SO IMPOSSIBLE GAME | Geometry Dash

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2024-11-29T10:39:34.632361

ladies my name is jacksepticeye welcome to geometry dash now I've played a game like this before called the impossible game everyone knows the two games when I play the impossible game everyone told me to play geometry dash after it I didn't really want to because they're very very similar games to impossible game came first I believe the C original islets and then geometry dash kind of it kind of I know innovated on it it's basically the same kind of game but they added more suffered yes I did just scratch my armpit on camera let me show you how comfortable I am with you guys but I scratched my armpits also we have a character select I didn't know how we've ships we have UFOs we have stars I'm going to be you guys are the same this menu is weird just trippin my balls already um Syria madness why not I got in and I tried it to see if okay yeah I tried this level already and I got a little bit far you can see it at the Saturday that's 26 percent so wanted to see if it was really hard or if we could actually do a video on it cuz if it's too hard then it's just gonna get annoying I'll never finish it and I get nowhere yes what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this they didn't get this far before shrimpie flappy bird it's trippy bird it's been easy no don't say that Jack what are you doing it's about to get really [ __ ] hurt all of a sudden no it's not I'm the best what did i just miss I miss something amazing what's happening no from the start from the very [ __ ] start are you serious no it begins I've said it before I've never played these games that I I'm I do okay with them at the start then I do really well then I then this happens I said you really [ __ ] and I can't get nearly as far as I used to okay it's all muscle memory and you gotta go with the music it's the music guide you hey didn't [ __ ] it up the same name let her eat these games even though I suck at them run I'm gonna do good you guys gotta be proud of me you gotta be like wow I thought Jack sucked at everything that was life you guys haven't seen nothing yet hey don't [ __ ] it up okay there was something I missed the last time okay easy does it like what the hell is that thing Oh confusing I got a tiny iota a fraction of a second further than last time okay I'm already doing better in this than I did in the impossible game the impossible game it really is impossible but I like this one a lot more it's a lot more colorful there's a lot more visual variety to it and the music is cooler bris you guys like more everyone's going to say they like the impossible game more cuz it's the the original let's if it is like hope you're wrong but I like this one speaking feel all happy inside I know I'm failing but that's fine you gotta fail before you can succeed in life life lessons a Jack the steep man [ __ ] seep so deep Adele could roll in it this is where things get tricky yes jack no Jack look it may be that coin is a checkpoint is it a check point where you get there really surf there from now on I'd love to cuz I get that these games are hard and they're supposed to be heard but come on this is normal mode give the hair [ __ ] to the [ __ ] two people who want to just twist their nipples don't even need to look at it to play it I kind of do but I don't really yeah I am the best come on little dude hey get fired 58 percent higher than 58 higher than 58 I didn't lie I hired 50 at 60 he feels so bullying from I feel as colourful on the inside as this game looks okay here we go yes yes yes I love you jack I'm well aware that that's mice you dick and well aware that I'm Jack and I just said I love myself but I was doing well sometimes it's like that but yourself in the back and appreciate what you're doing I thought that the arrow keys might have worked but they don't they're all gonna be much better at this than I am everyone's gonna say Jack I got to the last level on the hardest mode and finish it in 12 seconds well that's very not possible because you can't speed up the game so just shut up telling lies like that will ya uh-huh so actually just shut up altogether haha I can't use the [ __ ] arrow keys now it's not the time game vision if you're one of those people that could play this game without even looking at it you just noob I like the sound of the game anyway the beats when to press the button and why not time there are people out there like that and their raids are really good at these games but I know one of them y'all see you notice how I'm just involuntarily that's the key okay so I gotta go under the thing that comes up next go under it under it yes yes do not mess it up now please for the love of God right do with them put it oh I'm scared oh it's scared oh good bike on the person they headed out of this video as well or just me like this no joke they literally just dancing away to the game it makes me feel happy makes me feel good I need to figure out how to get these stupid things up here those things there's a gap I didn't know that I don't need to jump over it I can just fall down okay I'm not gonna try and get this one cuz it's a bit harder there are either extra points are there like checkpoints I hope same again I hope the checkpoints I get it this time okay here we go here we go like that see what is that what does that do did that give me all of the gold I think I might I win but I finish the game [ __ ] oh this is Thatcher there it's just extra points what's the book that I have one extra points oh it's a finished level I just want to finish one level that's all I want to do through that dungeon of death into the mouth of glory yes I forget the [ __ ] rest of this I forget where I messed up or where they did awesome yeah [ __ ] it scary so [ __ ] scary let's see different level different never please how do I escape hell I skip my nightmare the [ __ ] is this this bounces you in its own takes to jump again after that it wants to make that ah nothing jump okay what do you jump nice now or something wait am i dying so easily now because I'm nervous because I'm not used to this here we go ah oh that's clever gameplay [ __ ] what way minutes of the easy ones oh it teaches your rate at the search that the green things bounce you and that you have to figure out how to get past them and then up here it says hey I'm gonna be a dick let's junk these Bulls are being twisted beyond their flexibility just gonna make your eyes go lazy make your eyes go lazy no cut straight to her then you can unlock the Fountain of Youth Boeing Boeing Boeing now up over down it around you ain't gonna catch me where my pants down yes yes no well that is a spikes all it is is nice little black grass why are you so afraid of a little blocky dude well you you little [ __ ] you just I want to do these things you're right you're able well a with the jump so I am to land in the ground area no cuz you have no legs and your mother didn't love you either she's paying me to look happier that's what she told me in that letter that you didn't get because I didn't give it here because you're a brick easy jack when the screen changes color that's no reason to freak out like a crazy person hey I have a rhythm I have a feel for this game fits in my bones never to leave me yes all the way to the end that look like the end the end of my life maybe there user-made levels awesome this you know what let's go into my level 10 and see what this is like I don't even know what's what is off that's Paul [ __ ] this is [ __ ] crazy right I don't even know what is life never play in that we're game level wanna shine again I got to 82% surely I can finish one level if it really has to be done just wait for it little dude he's not even a do it anymore he's just to stick it together wait tongue got club-footed there for a second he does her there exactly boy all the way to the end all the way to the end I kind of forget the level already all the way to the end you don't need to know the level you just need to know what's what when it comes at your face before that's where she said she was kind of scared when it happened though she didn't really know what was going on I don't blame her it's a scary experience I wouldn't know shut up oh I couldn't like picture it all in my head what I'm supposed to be doing further than I've ever gotten in my life [Music] please just [ __ ] in after this not not bad folk yes I only finished the first level when it's the best feeling I've ever had my life came out does it for this episode of geometry - I shouldn't play the game because I supposed to play all the stuff and they didn't work my two games lined up and I hate when that happens if I wake up and I'm like oh yeah I know what games are gonna play today and then I leave him so much later to record and then when I go to play them they don't work so I decided in geometry - because it was up in the Steam sale I saw it people wanted to see it before so I played it there's the story of Jack stay and I did have my pizza after I said it I said it in bully earlier when I played that that I wanted to have pizza I had my pizza and I'm much happier now today I should never record hungry ever again it just pissed me off but thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked that punch that like button in the face linking boys and [Music] [Music] care if it's just me past the first ez7 of the game it was more than they did in the impossible game Jack you're the best

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"duration": 4.921, "start": 119.819, "text": "I said you really [ __ ] and I can't get" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 122.28, "text": "nearly as far as I used to okay it's all" }, { "duration": 3.659, "start": 124.74, "text": "muscle memory and you gotta go with the" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 126.45, "text": "music it's the music guide you" }, { "duration": 7.17, "start": 128.399, "text": "hey didn't [ __ ] it up the same name let" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 133.14, "text": "her eat these games even though I suck" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 135.569, "text": "at them run I'm gonna do good" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 138.84, "text": "you guys gotta be proud of me you gotta" }, { "duration": 4.141, "start": 140.489, "text": "be like wow I thought Jack sucked at" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 142.56, "text": "everything that was life you guys" }, { "duration": 5.609, "start": 144.63, "text": "haven't seen nothing yet" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 146.87, "text": "hey don't [ __ ] it up okay there was" }, { "duration": 6.541, "start": 150.239, "text": "something I missed the last time okay" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 154.19, "text": "easy does it like what the hell is that" }, { "duration": 8.489, "start": 156.78, "text": "thing" }, { "duration": 9.9, "start": 157.47, "text": "Oh confusing I got a tiny iota a" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 165.269, "text": "fraction of a second further than last" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 167.37, "text": "time okay I'm already doing better in" }, { "duration": 3.03, "start": 169.799, "text": "this than I did in the impossible game" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 171.03, "text": "the impossible game it really is" }, { "duration": 4.021, "start": 172.829, "text": "impossible but I like this one a lot" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 174.66, "text": "more it's a lot more colorful there's a" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 176.85, "text": "lot more visual variety to it and the" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 178.95, "text": "music is cooler bris you guys like more" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 182.01, "text": "everyone's going to say they like the" }, { "duration": 4.051, "start": 183.359, "text": "impossible game more cuz it's the the" }, { "duration": 2.459, "start": 185.31, "text": "original let's if it is like hope you're" }, { "duration": 2.5789999999999997, "start": 187.41, "text": "wrong" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 187.769, "text": "but I like this one speaking feel all" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 189.989, "text": "happy inside I know I'm failing but" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 192.269, "text": "that's fine" }, { "duration": 5.01, "start": 193.349, "text": "you gotta fail before you can succeed in" }, { "duration": 5.97, "start": 195.419, "text": "life life lessons a Jack the steep man" }, { "duration": 6.47, "start": 198.359, "text": "[ __ ] seep so deep Adele could roll in it" }, { "duration": 8.22, "start": 201.389, "text": "this is where things get tricky yes jack" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 204.829, "text": "no Jack look it may be that coin is a" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 209.609, "text": "checkpoint is it a check point where you" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 211.829, "text": "get there really surf there from now on" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 213.09, "text": "I'd love to cuz I get that these games" }, { "duration": 4.131, "start": 215.099, "text": "are hard and they're supposed to be" }, { "duration": 5.849, "start": 216.45, "text": "heard but come on this is normal mode" }, { "duration": 4.33, "start": 219.23, "text": "give the hair [ __ ] to the [ __ ] two" }, { "duration": 3.171, "start": 222.299, "text": "people who want to just twist their" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 223.56, "text": "nipples" }, { "duration": 5.98, "start": 225.47, "text": "don't even need to look at it to play it" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 227.52, "text": "I kind of do but I don't really yeah I" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 231.45, "text": "am the best come on little dude" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 234.3, "text": "hey get fired 58 percent higher than 58" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 237.21, "text": "higher than 58 I didn't lie" }, { "duration": 6.33, "start": 241.92, "text": "I hired 50 at 60 he feels so bullying" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 245.91, "text": "from I feel as colourful on the inside" }, { "duration": 8.549, "start": 248.25, "text": "as this game looks okay here we go yes" }, { "duration": 6.909, "start": 252.92, "text": "yes yes" }, { "duration": 6.661, "start": 256.799, "text": "I love you jack I'm well aware that" }, { "duration": 5.311, "start": 259.829, "text": "that's mice you dick and well aware that" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 263.46, "text": "I'm Jack and I just said I love myself" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 265.14, "text": "but I was doing well sometimes it's like" }, { "duration": 4.59, "start": 267.09, "text": "that but yourself in the back and" }, { "duration": 4.47, "start": 268.47, "text": "appreciate what you're doing I thought" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 271.68, "text": "that the arrow keys might have worked" }, { "duration": 2.37, "start": 272.94, "text": "but they don't they're all gonna be much" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 274.26, "text": "better at this than I am" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 275.31, "text": "everyone's gonna say Jack I got to the" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 277.5, "text": "last level on the hardest mode and" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 279, "text": "finish it in 12 seconds well that's very" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 281.49, "text": "not possible because you can't speed up" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 283.56, "text": "the game so just shut up telling lies" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 285.6, "text": "like that will ya uh-huh so actually" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 288.93, "text": "just shut up altogether" }, { "duration": 5.54, "start": 289.8, "text": "haha I can't use the [ __ ] arrow keys" }, { "duration": 4.75, "start": 295.49, "text": "now it's not the time game vision if" }, { "duration": 2.19, "start": 299.22, "text": "you're one of those people that could" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 300.24, "text": "play this game without even looking at" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 301.41, "text": "it you just noob I like the sound of the" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 303.78, "text": "game anyway the beats when to press the" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 306.3, "text": "button and why not time there are people" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 308.13, "text": "out there like that and their raids are" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 310.05, "text": "really good at these games but I know" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 311.97, "text": "one of them y'all see you notice how I'm" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 313.65, "text": "just involuntarily that's the key okay" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 318.27, "text": "so I gotta go under the thing that comes" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 320.22, "text": "up next go under it under it yes yes do" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 326.91, "text": "not mess it up now please for the love" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 328.83, "text": "of God right do with them put it oh I'm" }, { "duration": 6.301, "start": 332.669, "text": "scared" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 333.27, "text": "oh it's scared oh good bike on the" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 338.97, "text": "person they headed out of this video as" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 340.53, "text": "well or just me like this no joke they" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 344.4, "text": "literally just dancing away to the game" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 345.81, "text": "it makes me feel happy makes me feel" }, { "duration": 2.83, "start": 347.85, "text": "good I need to figure out how to get" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 349.08, "text": "these stupid things up here" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 350.68, "text": "those things there's a gap I didn't know" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 355.33, "text": "that I don't need to jump over it I can" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 357.37, "text": "just fall down okay I'm not gonna try" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 360.729, "text": "and get this one cuz it's a bit harder" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 362.32, "text": "there are either extra points are there" }, { "duration": 5.341, "start": 364.539, "text": "like checkpoints" }, { "duration": 5.429, "start": 365.83, "text": "I hope same again" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 369.88, "text": "I hope the checkpoints I get it this" }, { "duration": 6.271, "start": 371.259, "text": "time okay here we go here we go like" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 374.5, "text": "that see what is that what does that do" }, { "duration": 4.889, "start": 377.53, "text": "did that give me all of the gold I think" }, { "duration": 6.9, "start": 379.87, "text": "I might I win but I finish the game" }, { "duration": 7.231, "start": 382.419, "text": "[ __ ] oh this is Thatcher there it's just" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 386.77, "text": "extra points what's the book that I have" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 389.65, "text": "one extra points" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 390.76, "text": "oh it's a finished level I just want to" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 392.77, "text": "finish one level that's all I want to do" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 394.66, "text": "through that dungeon of death into the" }, { "duration": 5.939, "start": 398.26, "text": "mouth of glory yes I forget the [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 402.13, "text": "rest of this I forget where I messed up" }, { "duration": 8.881, "start": 404.199, "text": "or where they did awesome yeah [ __ ] it" }, { "duration": 8.039, "start": 406.81, "text": "scary so [ __ ] scary let's see" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 413.08, "text": "different level different never please" }, { "duration": 4.611, "start": 414.849, "text": "how do I escape hell I skip my nightmare" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 417.88, "text": "the [ __ ] is this" }, { "duration": 5.29, "start": 419.46, "text": "this bounces you in its own takes to" }, { "duration": 3.241, "start": 423.039, "text": "jump again after that it wants to make" }, { "duration": 8.49, "start": 424.75, "text": "that ah nothing" }, { "duration": 8.93, "start": 426.28, "text": "jump okay what do you jump nice now or" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 433.24, "text": "something" }, { "duration": 7.29, "start": 435.21, "text": "wait am i dying so easily now because" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 438.22, "text": "I'm nervous because I'm not used to this" }, { "duration": 8.86, "start": 442.71, "text": "here we go ah oh that's clever gameplay" }, { "duration": 5.31, "start": 448.389, "text": "[ __ ] what way minutes of the easy ones" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 451.57, "text": "oh it teaches your rate at the search" }, { "duration": 3.511, "start": 453.699, "text": "that the green things bounce you and" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 455.83, "text": "that you have to figure out how to get" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 457.21, "text": "past them and then up here it says hey" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 459.22, "text": "I'm gonna be a dick" }, { "duration": 9.45, "start": 460.57, "text": "let's junk these Bulls are being twisted" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 466.78, "text": "beyond their flexibility just gonna make" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 470.02, "text": "your eyes go lazy make your eyes go lazy" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 472.57, "text": "no cut straight to her then you can" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 475.12, "text": "unlock the Fountain of Youth" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 476.68, "text": "Boeing Boeing Boeing now up over down it" }, { "duration": 7.14, "start": 479.529, "text": "around you ain't gonna catch me" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 481.33, "text": "where my pants down yes yes no well that" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 486.669, "text": "is a spikes all it is is nice little" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 488.8, "text": "black grass why are you so afraid of a" }, { "duration": 4.111, "start": 490.689, "text": "little blocky dude well you you little" }, { "duration": 4.169, "start": 492.52, "text": "[ __ ] you just I want to do these things" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 494.8, "text": "you're right you're able well a with the" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 496.689, "text": "jump so I am to land in the ground area" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 498.58, "text": "no cuz you have no legs and your mother" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 500.349, "text": "didn't love you either" }, { "duration": 4.379, "start": 501.28, "text": "she's paying me to look happier that's" }, { "duration": 2.91, "start": 504.039, "text": "what she told me in that letter that you" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 505.659, "text": "didn't get because I didn't give it here" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 506.949, "text": "because you're a brick easy jack" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 509.56, "text": "when the screen changes color that's no" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 511.99, "text": "reason to freak out like a crazy person" }, { "duration": 7.961, "start": 516.149, "text": "hey I have a rhythm I have a feel for" }, { "duration": 10.31, "start": 520.69, "text": "this game fits in my bones never to" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 524.11, "text": "leave me yes all the way to the end" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 531, "text": "that look like the end the end of my" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 533.14, "text": "life maybe there user-made levels" }, { "duration": 4.33, "start": 536.16, "text": "awesome this you know what let's go into" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 538.54, "text": "my level 10 and see what this is like I" }, { "duration": 8.39, "start": 540.49, "text": "don't even know what's what is off" }, { "duration": 6.909, "start": 544.92, "text": "that's Paul [ __ ] this is [ __ ] crazy" }, { "duration": 5.62, "start": 548.88, "text": "right I don't even know what is life" }, { "duration": 6.151, "start": 551.829, "text": "never play in that we're game level" }, { "duration": 6.69, "start": 554.5, "text": "wanna shine again I got to 82% surely I" }, { "duration": 9.87, "start": 557.98, "text": "can finish one level if it really has to" }, { "duration": 8.7, "start": 561.19, "text": "be done just wait for it little dude" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 567.85, "text": "he's not even a do it anymore he's just" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 569.89, "text": "to stick it together" }, { "duration": 5.069, "start": 571.39, "text": "wait tongue got club-footed there for a" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 573.64, "text": "second he does her there exactly boy all" }, { "duration": 2.6109999999999998, "start": 576.459, "text": "the way to the end all the way to the" }, { "duration": 4.23, "start": 577.57, "text": "end I kind of forget the level already" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 579.07, "text": "all the way to the end you don't need to" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 581.8, "text": "know the level you just need to know" }, { "duration": 3.899, "start": 583.06, "text": "what's what when it comes at your face" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 584.47, "text": "before that's where she said she was" }, { "duration": 2.701, "start": 586.959, "text": "kind of scared when it happened though" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 588.22, "text": "she didn't really know what was going on" }, { "duration": 3.8689999999999998, "start": 589.66, "text": "I don't blame her it's a scary" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 591.61, "text": "experience I wouldn't know" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 593.529, "text": "shut up oh I couldn't like picture it" }, { "duration": 4.77, "start": 595.24, "text": "all in my head what I'm supposed to be" }, { "duration": 4.471, "start": 596.529, "text": "doing further than I've ever gotten in" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 600.01, "text": "my life" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 601, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.86, "start": 603.67, "text": "please just [ __ ] in after this not" }, { "duration": 8.43, "start": 606.92, "text": "not bad folk yes I only finished the" }, { "duration": 6.48, "start": 612.53, "text": "first level when it's the best feeling" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 615.35, "text": "I've ever had my life came out does it" }, { "duration": 3.21, "start": 619.01, "text": "for this episode of geometry - I" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 620.84, "text": "shouldn't play the game because I" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 622.22, "text": "supposed to play all the stuff and they" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 623.72, "text": "didn't work my two games lined up and I" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 625.67, "text": "hate when that happens" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 626.72, "text": "if I wake up and I'm like oh yeah I know" }, { "duration": 3.18, "start": 629.03, "text": "what games are gonna play today and then" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 630.23, "text": "I leave him so much later to record and" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 632.21, "text": "then when I go to play them they don't" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 633.32, "text": "work so I decided in geometry - because" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 635.45, "text": "it was up in the Steam sale I saw it" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 637.1, "text": "people wanted to see it before so I" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 638.84, "text": "played it there's the story of Jack stay" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 641, "text": "and I did have my pizza after I said it" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 643.7, "text": "I said it in bully earlier when I played" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 645.38, "text": "that that I wanted to have pizza I had" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 646.94, "text": "my pizza and I'm much happier now today" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 649.01, "text": "I should never record hungry ever again" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 651.02, "text": "it just pissed me off but thank you guys" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 652.67, "text": "so much watching this video if you liked" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 654.17, "text": "that punch that like button in the face" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 656.27, "text": "linking boys and" }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 661.35, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 667.54, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 678.1, "text": "care if it's just me past the first ez7" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 681.61, "text": "of the game it was more than they did in" }, { "duration": 4.13, "start": 683.29, "text": "the impossible game Jack you're the best" } ]

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JacksepticEye

CREATING A PIANO OUT OF CARDBOARD | The Jacksepticeye Power Hour

Watch as this man creates a piano out of cardboard in the Jacksepticeye Power Hour! POWER HOUR PLAYLIST► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIuomBQnLqk&list=PLMBYlcH3smRzNmG0vjXrAk11IGlrLDhG3 ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye Edited by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsjBlPYou_k7FgMKLCo5JA Outro animation created by pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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NO SANDRA, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID KIDS!! Call me when they go to college, stop showing me pictures of them!! *sips* *Coughs* *Coughs* Hi *more coughing* Hello welcome *cough* Welcome back to the jacksepticeye power hour, where..we all know, magic is made!! *attempts to do a magic trick and fails horribly* HE'S GONE!! *BANG* Today on the jacksepticeye Power Hour we have something very very special because we are gonna be playing with......Nintendo *WHACK* LABO!!! Labow? *puts glasses on* what does this say..? Nintendo Labia is Nintendo's solution to the housing crisis. Also, the gaming crisis because Nintendo have thought to themselves.. "What do gamers love more than anything?" "PUSSY! But what else do they also love? They love VIDEO GAMES!" Not only that, but they love hardware, so Nintendo thought to themselves *smart Nintendo* "We're not gonna make hardware anymore." "We're not gonna make the games." "We're gonna let you make your own games!" Nothing greater than the power of the imagination brain, huh? "What do you do with Nintendo Labo?" you might ask. Well, I will show you. On the front of the box, you can see right here You can make a fishing rods you can make a pianos you can make a one of these things you can also make the houses And what you do is that when you have all these things in place you stick your little ol *reeeeeeeach* Nintendo Switcheroo, this little bad boy right here, you stick him in the front of the thing and then you get to play games in cardboard It's ingenious. It's amazing. I want to get in and play *WAPOOSH* Let's see what's inside the box. "Getting Started." I already started I don't need that. We have *a games*! You got to put the game inside your Switch or else you won't be able to play it okay? *pop* *sexy rip noise* I don't know what these are. That's a lot of cardboard! *laugh track* My god, let me just *pow* So, on the Switch, it's telling me that I can do a bunch of different things, so it's helping me make them There's gonna be little videos teaching me how to make my favorite accessories I want to make a Chaaarmander. All I have to do is remove just this one piece. *Windows fanfare* I'm gonna use the other pieces later. In the mean time, keep Sheet A stored away and safely in a box. Since I have to have this here, and I can't record the actual gameplay of it.. I thought I'd show you this. You can search around the entire thing..and then you can like Sculpt and mold and you can like zoom in so you know exactly what you're doing. IT..is pretty nifty I like that a lot. Careful! The back and front are different. Put the printed side face down. The key to building a great toy-con is to fold firmly along the fold lines Always check where the fold lines are! If you do it right, the folded piece will stand up on its own No worries if it doesn't stand up perfectly straight though wut u talkin bout i'm a f***in natural Boom. Man's creation. *bloop* fit that bad boy in there. Do I want to make an RC car? *plphbt* Do I want to make a fishing rod? *nods* Do I want to make a house, a motorbike, or a piano? The piano would actually be pretty damn cool Let's make the piano! It said it's gonna take 104 years to make it.. *reading from the Switch* Let's make the Toy-Con piano! That's what we're hopefully gonna end up with. This is gonna be a real expectation versus reality kind of scenario. Make sure you've got the plastic bag with the special parts inside oh no I already ate them.. Well..at least I didn't choke or *ironically starts choking* *more choking noises and a drink break* Got 'em! Alright, we're making the main body This is gonna get real sexy..real fa- GET OUT!! *singing with accent* I'm a silly silly boy. Silly boy silly boy silly silly little boy I'm a stupid *ACHOO* Gettin real curious how this is gonna turn into a piano, okay? It's just looking like a-an amalgamation of parts right now, but you know what? I'm not one to question the miracles of science *hella lit action scene boios* *flip, flap, flop* And this, kids, is how cardboard babies are made. When a mommy cardboard and a daddy cardboard love each other very much, and then they get way too drunk on tequila.. then they make.. THEN THEY MAKE.. cardboard baby Jesus! *reading* Have you managed to push it all the way through? I sure have Nintendo Labo ;) *singing* the cardboard goes into the..cardboard the other cardboard goes into the... cardboard.. *reading with a sexy voice* fold them neatly in half and slide each one all the way into that tiny gap..*wink* It says so right here, it says it on the screen, I'm not just making it up. It sounds very sexual. I feel like.. Chris Pratt in The Lego Movie. I feel like a master builder My ANKLES hurt! How does any human think of this? Have you ever heard this, and everyone's always like "Oh, can you make a crane? Can you make a swan?" Yeah, can you make a piano out of origami? No. Ki- go home, okay? Labo Time! Looks like a regular old piece of cardboard, huh? IT DABBED!! *accented* Look vhat I make. I make world's tiniest box..to keep your shitty tears in! OH we need more sheeeeeeeeeeeeets I need Sheet H were dat h? It says 6+ on it. I can't do this. I can't make this. This is too hard. What have I done? The piano takes a hundred and fifty (150) to two hundred and ten (210) minutes? Why didn't anyone tell me? SA*bleep* COME ON!! You don't even do anything here! *beep* We'll be right back folks after this commercial break :D :D No I *sip* I swear to God. No, I'm gonna kick the shit out of her. I'm gonna have her- She's gonna lose her job. No she is out of here, okay? no, I'm *beeeep* *commercial break in a New York accent* Hey! You out there! Have you ever wondered what all the cool kids are doing? Where did all my friends go? Why did grandmom leave? They're all going to the greatest comedy show tour the world has ever seen! So if you want to go there, too And you want to get your tickets come on down to Tommy Tickler's Ticket Emporium, where you too can get a ticket for the jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here live show tour! Words on the street is if you go to jacksepticeyetour.com (link down in the description) You'll be able to get your tickets for yourself You can click the little button on the right that will show you where all the tickets are gonna be! They'll give ya dates! They'll give ya locations! We are going to Toronto. We're going to Detroit IIIIIOWA Later in the year we're also hitting up other places like Los Angeles, Seattle..all these are the great places that we're going to! You can get tickets yourself, just go to jacksepticeyetour.com and tell them the Tommy Tickler's Ticket Emporium sent ya on down! :D God I'm out of breath Hi folks, and welcome back! sorry for the interruption there. In the essence of time, we have gone ahead, and here's one I prepared earlier Yes, it is complete. Marvel at it. Look at it. It's amazing. Technology! Well, it's been an arduous journey. We tried our best and here it is finally formed and made and ready to go I'm gonna go ahead and click play now And we'll see what kind of music that we can make with this here cardboard magic box Apparently I am playing a cat keyboard.. *mixed meows that turn agressive* *meowing in the background* This is music! I have no idea how this thing is picking up input. I have no idea how any of this is working. it's literally just cardboard hitting cardboard, but It's registering hits somehow. This thing *aough* It's just that, it's just sitting in the top of it. But for some reason it knows what it is. Let's- let's put in a different one That was a 1, let's put in a circle! Oh God *faint noises* NO! It's using the vibration in the controller to make different pitches in different notes. So as it buzzes lower it makes a lower sound Holy crap! METAL Sir, I'm afraid someone has killed your dog *dramatic noise* Your wife is sleeping with the postman *dramatic noise, the sequel* Your cholesterol is actually at the healthiest level it's ever been *dramatic noise letter number the third* Actually that one's pretty good *here we see a jackaboy in his natural habitat attempting to play "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the famous instrument, the cardboard* Welcome to the Choir of Bois *Choir of Bois sings beautifully* *Choir of Bois starts to sound a bit like sheep* Me when I wake up in the morning oooooooooooooooooooooooo Okay, well that does it for this episode of the jacksepticeye power hour I hope you all learned something here today, cardboard is not just mulched up trees repurposed for your own amusement to make forts and castles out of. No, it too can be music and don't forget what we always say on the show.. I hope you lose your job Sandra. :D Good night everybody! We're done. We're DONE. I'M DOOOOONE

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SA*bleep* COME ON!!" }, { "duration": 6.1, "start": 356.88, "text": "You don't even do anything here! *beep* We'll be right back folks after this commercial break :D" }, { "duration": 1.3599999999999999, "start": 362.98, "text": ":D" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 364.8, "text": "No I *sip*" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 367.229, "text": "I swear to God. No, I'm gonna kick the shit out of her. I'm gonna have her- She's gonna lose her job. No" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 372.289, "text": "she is out of here, okay?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 374.49, "text": "no, I'm *beeeep*" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 377.189, "text": "*commercial break in a New York accent* Hey! You out there! Have you ever wondered" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 380.479, "text": "what all the cool kids are doing? Where did all my friends go? Why did grandmom leave?" }, { "duration": 4.151, "start": 384.829, "text": "They're all going to the greatest comedy show tour the world has ever seen!" }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 389.26, "text": "So if you want to go there, too" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 390.7, "text": "And you want to get your tickets come on down to Tommy Tickler's Ticket Emporium, where you too" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 395.46, "text": "can get a ticket for the jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here live show tour!" }, { "duration": 6.62, "start": 400.2, "text": "Words on the street is if you go to jacksepticeyetour.com (link down in the description)" }, { "duration": 1.76, "start": 406.82, "text": "You'll be able to get your tickets for yourself" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 408.6, "text": "You can click the little button on the right that will show you where all the tickets are gonna be!" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 412.64, "text": "They'll give ya dates! They'll give ya locations! We are going to Toronto. We're going to Detroit" }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 418.52, "text": "IIIIIOWA" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 420.02, "text": "Later in the year we're also hitting up other places like Los Angeles, Seattle..all these are the great places that we're going to!" }, { "duration": 8.12, "start": 426.96, "text": "You can get tickets yourself, just go to jacksepticeyetour.com and tell them the Tommy Tickler's Ticket Emporium sent ya on down! :D" }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 436.5, "text": "God I'm out of breath" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 437.84, "text": "Hi folks, and welcome back!" }, { "duration": 6.7, "start": 439.68, "text": "sorry for the interruption there. In the essence of time, we have gone ahead, and here's one I prepared earlier" }, { "duration": 5.239, "start": 446.849, "text": "Yes, it is complete. Marvel at it. Look at it. It's amazing. Technology!" }, { "duration": 6.379, "start": 452.639, "text": "Well, it's been an arduous journey. We tried our best and here it is finally formed and made and ready to go" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 459.019, "text": "I'm gonna go ahead and click play now" }, { "duration": 4.991, "start": 462.109, "text": "And we'll see what kind of music that we can make with this here cardboard magic box" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 467.1, "text": "Apparently I am playing a cat keyboard.." }, { "duration": 9.06, "start": 469.52, "text": "*mixed meows that turn agressive*" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 478.58, "text": "*meowing in the background* This is music! I have no idea how this thing is picking up input." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 482.12, "text": "I have no idea how any of this is working." }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 484.24, "text": "it's literally just cardboard hitting cardboard, but" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 489.26, "text": "It's registering hits somehow. This thing *aough*" }, { "duration": 2.269, "start": 493.85, "text": "It's just that, it's just sitting in the top of it." }, { "duration": 3.409, "start": 496.67, "text": "But for some reason it knows what it is. Let's- let's put in a different one" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 500.08, "text": "That was a 1, let's put in a circle!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 506.15, "text": "Oh God *faint noises*" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 510.77, "text": "NO!" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 512.99, "text": "It's using the vibration in the controller to make different pitches in different notes." }, { "duration": 2.839, "start": 519.38, "text": "So as it buzzes lower it makes a lower sound" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 529.12, "text": "Holy crap!" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 533.1, "text": "METAL" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 535.16, "text": "Sir, I'm afraid someone has killed your dog *dramatic noise*" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 539.24, "text": "Your wife is sleeping with the postman *dramatic noise, the sequel*" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 541.84, "text": "Your cholesterol is actually at the healthiest level it's ever been *dramatic noise letter number the third*" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 545.56, "text": "Actually that one's pretty good" }, { "duration": 8.82, "start": 547.28, "text": "*here we see a jackaboy in his natural habitat attempting to play \"Mary Had A Little Lamb\" on the famous instrument, the cardboard*" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 556.78, "text": "Welcome to the Choir of Bois" }, { "duration": 9.36, "start": 559.56, "text": "*Choir of Bois sings beautifully*" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 568.92, "text": "*Choir of Bois starts to sound a bit like sheep*" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 572.56, "text": "Me when I wake up in the morning" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 574.56, "text": "oooooooooooooooooooooooo" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 576.76, "text": "Okay, well that does it for this episode of the jacksepticeye power hour" }, { "duration": 4.169, "start": 580.65, "text": "I hope you all learned something here today, cardboard is not just mulched up trees" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 585.43, "text": "repurposed for your own amusement to make forts and castles out of. No, it too" }, { "duration": 3.739, "start": 590.98, "text": "can be music and don't forget what we always say on the show.." }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 595.72, "text": "I hope you lose your job Sandra. :D Good night everybody!" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 614.2, "text": "We're done. We're DONE. I'M DOOOOONE" } ]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKVJ8XZMF2s

bKVJ8XZMF2s

2024-11-29T10:40:05.314008

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Outgoing and Energetic

JacksepticEye

I'M GOING INSANE | Crash Bandicoot Warped (N. Sane Trilogy) - Part 3

I love you Crash Bandicoot but sometimes you make me want to punch holes in things Spyro ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss9a7Yj_ifY&list=PLMBYlcH3smRz33611Ya_1Fok-Q6nGbR8W ►Twitter : https://twitter.com/jacksepticeye ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Facebook : https://facebook.com/officialjacksepticeye ►Merchandise: http://jacksepticeye.fanfiber.com/ Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro animation created by Pixlpit: https://www.youtube.com/user/pixlpit Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWk35dvpABM

UWk35dvpABM

2024-11-29T10:40:31.007773

Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and Welcome back to Rash Bandercat (a.k.a Crash Bandioot) and his sister Clay-co! So this is right after the last episode. I went off and I got a bit of food and now I'm replenished, and we're ready to go! And we just defeated [Australian accent] "my boi Dingodile" [Australian accent] He was a piece of cake, wasn't he'?" and now we have our double jump! Which is faaaantastic. The guy I couldn't remember was Dr. N. Tropy, or Dr. Entropy, I don't actually know what entropy means, that's something that's got to do with science, ohhhhhh :P Dino Might! This is a good level, I like that one. There's another water level in here though. Deep trouble... Hate that fucking level. High Times, not bad, Road Crash...oh, we could be here for a while, folks. And Double Header's fun, 'cause you get the giants! The giants are in there with two heads this time! So, as I said before each world has, like, similar levels. [creepy Dr. N. Tropy voice] Well, haven't we gotten far for a pair of fuzzy marsupials? [Jack] "Jafar is that you?" o_o I am Doctor Nefarious Tropy, Master of Time and the creator of the very Time Twister Machine you see before you! [Jack] "Yeah!" Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex Have sent me to end this "little charade," so you won't be leaving MY area with the crystals, I swear it! [Jack now] "He sounds like Ben Kingston, um," And I do like the new models! Crash, I'm not so sure about Crash, Crash looks a little weird sometimes. 'Cause, now he actually has fur, you can see fur strands. But, like, N. Tropy and, ooh, that's very nice, the water reflection is VERY cool! [classic jack] N. Tropy looks really nice, and so does Cortex, and so does Uka Uka, Uka Uka looks REALLY good. Also, Something I was reminded of, was that these levels are supposed to be tar [the black oily glue used on roads] You're supposed to, like, the floor is supposed to be black in here. It's supposed to be tar because you're in the Dinosaur...Era... Ooo buh duh gah Yeah, fucking utilizing that double jump, bro! And then these guys are weird because they kinda look like me. So I don't like them. I don't like them. TAKE THEM BACK. That's a nice steam effect though! Alrighty, I did see, I did see other people, talk about Slight problems with the controls, slight bits of lag, and not being as precise as the original game, so, Maybe it's not just me? I don't know, but overall, I'm enjoying the shit out of this! This is fun. I like it. We're also going to get my dinosaur now in a second! Somewhere. What's up, dude? You motherfucker! 'Cause see that dude's all covered in tar! So, everything's supposed to be covered in tar. I don't know why it's not. "Bwoing" Oh god. Why do you not move forwards sometimes, Crash? Ah, man, I didn't double jump in time! Yeah, everything has a slight bit of sluggishness to it. I was about to get my dino as well! ,_, *blup* I am literally holding forward. He like stops midair in the jump for some reason! You seein' that shit? That's weird. Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh, nevermind! C'mon! Am I seriously dying this many times because you won't do a double jump? Ooh, that's annoying. Okay, there we go! Jesus! That's a little weird. I'm not sure I like that but COME ON OUT, DINOBRO! WHOOO what happened to youuu? You used to be so cute! Dinosaurs don't eat grass! Ok, here we go! Ah, your jump still feels SO good. Okay, that part is perfect, because he used to jump like that in the original! Sorry, it sounds like I'm being too harsh. That sounds like I'm complaining a lot It's only because this game means a lot to me it's one of my favorite games ever So I just want things to be nice about it. I want things to work I want things to be as fluid in those precise as they want to work yeah Is that you making all that sound? (Makes dinosaur noise) you can't bring him this far Ah come on. Jump up there. Don't need to I just stay in here. Bigida,bigida,bigida,bigida,bigida ba Can you hit that thank you Getting all them wampers bro Okay, nice. We should have all the boxes so far. So hopefully I don't miss one in the bonus area this time because that was kind of annoying last time it would have been three levels perfect with gems, but I had to be a big old sucker do Ya not feeling that double jump see the way he goes. That's weird Get on it game designers It's also because I'm playing I'm recording it. So I'm like playing through a capture device so it's not like one-To-one I I don't know Bounce Crash bounce and get all the things Yeah, I know. I like how it's telling me now use your body slam It's like yeah, what do you think I've been using? Do-da do-da do-do, got em all Ah frick yeah Can I have a life, haha, get a life jack not like that. I meant a life in the game. I have a great life boy Dino buddies back Okay, I need to be fucking careful about lives then no, I don't have 21 21 shit Okay, I miss the speedy ups. Aaaaahhh Fuck me everythings confusing Don't chase me, bro Don't chase me, bro He's fucking chasing me. He's doing it. He's doing the thing. I told him not to do oh, I can't get that one fuck Yes It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I missed a lot of boxes that's cool. Oh I can't finish it anyway. I need a special gem for it. Okay, thank God that's over. I remember you a lot better than you were. Maybe cause I kept dying at stupid parts Look at Aku-aku. He's just smiling all day; kind of creepy actually. Yeah, pull that crystal out of your ass! ♪Pull the crystal out of your ass, HEY!♪ ♪ Pull the crystal out of your ass, HEY! ♪ That's a System of a Down-song. I think it's calle- wait. Is the song called "Tapeworm"? (No, "Needles".) Where they talked about pulling the tapeworm out of your ass. It's a lovely song. Okay... Let's do this fucking bullshit, then. Literally my most hated levels in the Crash-games. I fucking despise them That's because it's like: "OH! You have this- !You have this platformer that's super precise, and actually controls really well and feels good." "Yeah, let's put them underwater- where he has none of that shit!" okay, nothing up there..! Kill him kill him dead, and it's just that like constant like forward momentum that messes me up Boom it just dismantles there in the original it actually explodes Hahaha, I didn't even get a fucking checkpoint. Oh Lordy lou Okay, I wonder if I can do the boost through enemies Actually don't know about that. I just keep doing this this will work, hahahahaha Who said video games are difficult why you all slow? There's gonna be eels here isn't there? Haha, I hate them Give me a fuckin checkpoint. Uh-oh,uh-oh Fuck you, yes, give me that C box, bro And give me a little ub da gon You don't want to go into them whirlpools they'll fuck you up See like that Well then ha ha ha ha crash crash crash (nervous laugh) Do not Fuckin fall into them Yeah, go fast,yeah go fast Can the end of the level be here, please I-I aahh I'm getting fucking jump scared by a crash bandicoot game I Can't,I can't,I can't I need to time it better better than what I just did Yeah like that shit, crystal. Thank you Oh my God, I got him thank fuck. Yeah, I could have kept going but I got scared cold feet cold feet cold feet cold water I'm Dead, Fuck Now do you see do you see why? It's not just me Well when you get the crystals you have the crystals Like you don't have to actually collect the crystal again I'm fucking dead again I'm fucking dead again. I'm not dead again I'm a great boy What's down over here? Damn it if only I could blow you up How about no eels? How about that one? Oh shit this is going to be one of the turnstiles I got it I got it I got it I got it fuck Give me the checkpoint. Give me the fucking checkpoint. I don't care what else you give me just give me the fucking checkpoint Get the thing wahpoosh nice kill those fuckers kill all those fuckers End-of-level? End-of-level please there we go. I don't know even know what I'm fucking drive is that a fish? End-Of-level no, why would you give me end-of-level why would you be nice to me? hahaha Oh, no, this is gonna be really difficult now Why did I do that hahahahaha. He turned into a big balloon animal Okay kill the Fish I know great barrier reef we're trying to preserve it. We're trying to do nice thing, but also Fuck them Killing me like that Okay just keep exploding everything. There we go at a boy There we go That's the real shit. I don't know if there's a thing to explode these at the end. All I would have missed one anyway otherwise how? Oh I had to lose it so did I get them all? Aw no, because there's a place that couldn't even go to why do I try? Why, why am I still here just to suffer why do I try I couldn't even finish the level 100% anyway But yet, I had to go and fucking try my hardest didn't I. Oh, I did. Oh I did You know what's not gonna be happening time trial mode Get that out of your head. Maybe that's why you have no brains crash is High Time not high-noon So you pesky little rats aren't going to back off eh?(Jack:no) Lest you continue to gather crystals and see what I do Yeah die That's what he's going to do, his boss fight though is hard because he fires a lot of lasers at you And you have to dodge them, and I think there's platforms that disappear So we might be seeing a lot of death-a-roos here folks There like Kangaroos, but just dead ones Yeah, and this this was always funny because the people staring at the windows throwing the shit If you get the bouzouki, you can just stand there and kill them ah come on man don't do me like this crash Get those wampers. What do you think they're doing crash not getting those wampers. All I want is that wamp Oh, I got lucky there fuck wahpoof What was that? You smell that that? That smells like an extra life dude wahpoosh I thought I could jump and spin. I tried to jump and spin. It didn't work clearly I could not jump and spin I don't even know if I can get all the fucking boxes in this level now either We're going to try anyway aren't we oh you bet your fucking tits we are Got it heart of a warrior Fucking scare me this time ah, ho Give me all them wamps Ah I could have made it damn. The textures are really nice all the like like broken wall textures the cracks There we go what are you guys even throwing? Why don't you throw yourselves out the window? no, too Harsh I hate scorpions, oh they look fucked up now I got put in a jar. Nobody puts crash in a jar. Okay. I'm running out of fucking lives stupidly Like look at the,look at the scorpions mouths oh you can't see them now when he comes to towards yeah he looks like gnaw,gnaw,gnaw Like a fucking demon from the hell dimension Man crash ain't no better Bandicoot except maybe your sister Coco, but Will give it to you now crash just cuz you're here. Poosh Okay, there's a bonus level here, but the checkpoint is right there. Oh Can you not fall off this or something if you can survive all of this, that'd be fantastic Because I don't want to have to try all that again Doo doo boo. I like this because you're in the same world. You're just on a different plane Hey up, up we get I just do that cuz it's faster boo da boo da boo boo da boo da boo There we go. Don't miss them though, because those are ones that you can break ooh Okay, we got it. We got it. I just need to not be stupid on these one shit Okay, I fucking did it ha ha ha Once we fall off the fucking edge of the platform here now. Oh, I have sweaty palms Crash is fucking rocking out Look at it. Slow walk. Yeah, I'm the fucking shit. Even though you crossed eyes crash. Oh Lord It's like the most simple platforming they can mess you up the most sometimes Yep There we go fuck you dude. Ub da gon See uh now I can't even finish the level properly. Why I was even trying? Why do I try any of this shit? buh-buh-Buh-buh wahpoosh nice Nice as rice come on Come on crash What are you some kind of idiot? Yeah You stay away sir. There we go. Okay I'm just going to stay here hang out Okay, I got this watch. I'm a sign of here in the court fire in the hole I hate this fucking platforming it's so hard to judge. How far forward you're supposed to go like a throwing swords. He's fuckin badass Why can't crash be that badass Okay collect all the wampers It just occurs to me now. How hard it is to fucking judge the depth in this game haha Jack hughes There we go. Easy does it fire in the hole wahooo Okay, and patoosh Okay, I'm gonna time this right watch this didn't time it, right ah All you have to do is kick him just give him the old one-two kick that's all he needs I'm getting nervous now because now watch this dude's mouth when he comes towards the screen. Gnaw,gnaw,gnaw the fucking Demon Yes! I could fucking do it. That's why we try. I said why am I trying because I can do that. That's why that was awesome Yeah, I definitely don't feel like the controls of the game are as precise as the original I don't know why that is. I don't know if they're more sluggish or if I don't know if the visuals are hampering it if it's because it's 30Fps. I don't know I can't remember the original is that do your dance Wap,wap,wap I think they tried to make you goofier for no reason crash Okay, I hit a thing We'll just save anyway why not? I like that picture on the right look at the fucking shark coming to eat his face You gonna dance crash. Oh get on down get on up. He's like. Oh fun time sexy time Okay, let's go lose 10 lives All I need to do is come first, you know what just coming first. I don't care about the boxes Accelerate just before the green light for a boost. Yeah, I tried that before and I got it But then I didn't get it the other time here we go, okay, ah You guys all move across the street the lighting in this level is gorgeous Wow Ah fuck you Go away get off my ass. You fucking bitch There's not a hope of me being able to do it now. I don't think I literally can do it. Oh I remember I remember something. Oh, I remember something real good. I hope it's still in the game I Just passed it if any of you know what it is There's a there's a sign back there with an alien face on it if you hit it you get a secret bonus level I forgot about that Ah come on. This thing controls like dog shit These motherfuckers all up in my face I swear they made them fatter as well Ah Jesus it's fine it's fine it's fine, it's fine. It's not that fucking fine. Come on Okay, I could be here for quite a fucking while trying to get this level done get out of my fucking way. God oh God okay, we're in fourth Yeah, turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn Don't hit that guy,don't hit that guy. Don't dive into the fucking hole crash!!! Whoo I do not like this. It doesn't turn fast at enough Fifth I just got fucking run over ha ha ha ha we're doing good We're in 4th, and we have a lot of track left to go. I say as a fucking Jinx it This is like my seventh attempted on it as well Don't hit him. Don't hit him. Don't hit him yes fuck. Why is that even a thing that can happen? Okay slow it on down because I'm going to crash and burn if I don't go go go go Come on crash Stop that. Stop being a bitch My fucking heart is pounding right now come on. Just pass this fucker No, no no, no, yes How the fuck did we pull that off? I don't know I don't know I don't care. Oh, I'm fucking happy Go go go go go go go go aah come on. He fucking hit me no no no I fucking refuse I fucking refuse I'm not losing this again, not again. How many attempts of that I don't know robin? Can you say can we put up on screen? How many attempts that was if I could have fucking run over? Oh? two many oh My hands are shaking man Those levels suck oh It takes so long to get a feel for them all right. Ok we have one level left Or was that the last one? No, that wasn't the last one the thing would be there if it was. Oh yeah, double header. I like double header, you can see the big guys - the clubs and the two heads Well you've crashed a few parties before if I never expected you to make it this far (Jack:Thanks), if you don't turn back Okay, I mean not the best bargain. Maybe maybe don't lead with that but okay Failing a bonus round doesn't cost lives so retry it that's good to know. Ah the rain is gorgeous These guys they're swinging big turkeys boo doo boo Boo, ha ha ha Come on. How did how do I do it? I think I've been hit them in the head actually fuck There we go. I don't want to do it again. I just wanted the bounce on their bellies Boing, ha ha ha you just stay all there stay there all day I mean. Ub da gon Okay, now we have oh no we only have one oh God I almost fucked that up Okay, just avoid them. Just avoid them like that. See I remember all the pro strats. Oh fuck We just do this ha ha ha Fuck yeah suck on that Okay, that feels like fucking cheating oh How do we do this oh? Okay, now do this doop here we go. Oh Fire in the hole I lost a life from it, but I got all the boxes so. So who's really the winner here. Oh Sometimes they have lives in them that one didn't aaahh It's okay I'm still alive still alive we got this Never fucking mind never mind. Aw I should have bounced on it There we go shit this one going off Got it Ahpoo take that you big goat Also, I forgot that the running thing that you get is after you defeat Cortex at the end of the game So I was like don't I have a Sprint, but I was remembering finishing the game So it's like the last power if you get is actually a Sprint and then you can come back and you can try all the Levels from doing the time trial mode what am I doing? Fuck Ok bye guys. I'll be back in a second. I'm going over here the lightning in this level is really nice the kind of overcast look And the foliage is always very nice ah he shivers Here we go. ahpoosh Oh I got lucky I did it perfectly ahpoosh Oh shit Fucked it up. I wasn't supposed to do that. Oh well, what are you going to say la ve huh? My bad, I got a life out of it ring ding ding ding I got two lives out of it actually Now I'm back up to 24 good Da da doo doo doo da doo doo doo da doo Are those edges of the level supposed to be there like to dodge everything. I don't think so Because that feels a little overpowered I can just dodge all the things the lightning in the distance is awesome Jesus that scares the shit out of me fucking hell Cuz you don't even realize you're hit until you're fucking to hit the screen ha ha take that you big oaf Got it. Yeah. Ah I know you were gonna kiss me. Huh, it's me Lord Farquaad Hey, you know what we're doing this fuck that Never underestimate the power of the dash It's a powerful attack, and we should use it more in our lives Fuck you Hate that guy he's the worst. He's the worst Okay, I'm going up here and dodging everything can't dodge you though nice Ahpoosh. I missed six. Oh. God now. It's nefarious trophies level oh We can do it though. I believe in me. Ah I tickle my lip doing that The only way to scratch your lip is to bite it Okay, Dr.. Nefarious. Trophy. Let's see what you have got in store for me Alright, he has a tuning fork that he fights with Ah you little vermin are way too stupid to understand what you're getting yourself into This time you've done it We did it You heard it here first his amazing powers come at a price Yeah, I think he slows down after a while, and then your your chance to hit him I don't now I just remember this being annoying Now your on my time you little skank You little cunt Yeah, yeah, now I remember all the sounds are all the same. That's awesome hep, Do I have to go back. Oh no it switches very nice I hated those ones cause they're sometimes they are hard to Avoid And don't forget one hit and your dead, and you have to do the whole thing over again. Oh, oh Oh God make me nervous bwoing Is he firing clocks at me fuck I had to go under them, okay And so the annoyance begins It's not that bad bwoing Ah-ha-ha-ha okay jump over and then go under nice His patterns are all the same as well. I believe So once you do it once you kind of know what's going on. Oh, maybe not Okay, here. We are again at Death's doorstep. I'm gonna die here again. I fucking know it Just do your thing and let me kill you Yeah, I almost ran out of time for that Fuck. Yes, now. I can do this haha And you stay in the air Yes, that's what my fucking shit talk about I was doing the crash dance, but you can't really see it Oh, God Hardest level in all of that Frickin road level, and there's one more before the end of the game By defeating N. Tropy. You have placed us all in grave danger! Crash coco you must realize that this time twister machine is very delicate Without Dr.. Entropies constant care and control who knows what it will do Nothing it does nothing they freak out over nothing See look you go in here and what's happening? Oh, nothing it's fine. Everything's lovely This is the place where tomb wader is sphynxinator wait oh The fucking airplane levels I completely forgot Future Frenzy yeah there's a few of them tomb wader. Yeah there it is And the cool part about this the next boss engine is the coco fights him You don't actually go in as crash, and when that happened. I was like what? Anyway that does it for this episode of crush bander cat hope you guys are enjoying. This this is fun It's a little frustrating some of the controls are a little wonky And it made me feel better knowing when I went read online that some people were having some of the same issues So I don't know maybe it's just the way it is for now Thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS!! and hi-five all around Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next video oh Gosh, what are you doing? Ah he got one but?

[ { "duration": 2, "start": 0.61, "text": "Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 2.61, "text": "Welcome back to Rash Bandercat (a.k.a Crash Bandioot) and his sister Clay-co!" }, { "duration": 1.82, "start": 7.32, "text": "So this is right after the last episode." }, { "duration": 3.07, "start": 9.15, "text": "I went off and I got a bit of food and now I'm replenished, and we're ready to go!" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 12.22, "text": "And we just defeated [Australian accent] \"my boi Dingodile\"" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 15.04, "text": "[Australian accent] He was a piece of cake, wasn't he'?\" and now we have our double jump! Which is faaaantastic." }, { "duration": 6.59, "start": 19.63, "text": "The guy I couldn't remember was Dr. N. Tropy, or Dr. Entropy, I don't actually know what entropy" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 26.8, "text": "means, that's something that's got to do with science, ohhhhhh :P" }, { "duration": 2.471, "start": 30.789, "text": "Dino Might! This is a good level, I like that one." }, { "duration": 3.8200000000000003, "start": 33.26, "text": "There's another water level in here though. Deep trouble..." }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 37.6, "text": "Hate that fucking level. High Times, not bad," }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 41.95, "text": "Road Crash...oh, we could be here for a while, folks." }, { "duration": 2.339, "start": 46.5, "text": "And Double Header's fun, 'cause you get the giants!" }, { "duration": 2.09, "start": 49.39, "text": "The giants are in there with two heads this time!" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 52.239, "text": "So, as I said before each world has, like, similar levels." }, { "duration": 5, "start": 56.56, "text": "[creepy Dr. N. Tropy voice] Well, haven't we gotten far for a pair of fuzzy marsupials?" }, { "duration": 1.12, "start": 61.56, "text": "[Jack] \"Jafar is that you?\" o_o" }, { "duration": 2.34, "start": 62.68, "text": "I am Doctor Nefarious Tropy," }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 65.02, "text": "Master of Time and the creator of the very Time Twister Machine you see before you!" }, { "duration": 0.5, "start": 72.04, "text": "[Jack] \"Yeah!\"" }, { "duration": 2.38, "start": 72.6, "text": "Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex" }, { "duration": 3.7, "start": 74.98, "text": "Have sent me to end this \"little charade,\"" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 78.68, "text": "so you won't be leaving MY area with the crystals, I swear it!" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 85.54, "text": "[Jack now] \"He sounds like Ben Kingston, um,\"" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 88.9, "text": "And I do like the new models! Crash," }, { "duration": 7.049, "start": 91.71, "text": "I'm not so sure about Crash, Crash looks a little weird sometimes. 'Cause, now he actually has fur, you can see fur strands. But, like," }, { "duration": 4.309, "start": 99.22, "text": "N. Tropy and, ooh, that's very nice, the water reflection is VERY cool! [classic jack]" }, { "duration": 6.83, "start": 104.049, "text": "N. Tropy looks really nice, and so does Cortex, and so does Uka Uka, Uka Uka looks REALLY good. Also," }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 111.549, "text": "Something I was reminded of, was that these levels are supposed to be tar [the black oily glue used on roads]" }, { "duration": 5.629, "start": 116.38, "text": "You're supposed to, like, the floor is supposed to be black in here. It's supposed to be tar because you're in the Dinosaur...Era..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 123.009, "text": "Ooo buh duh gah" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 125.26, "text": "Yeah, fucking utilizing that double jump, bro!" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 129.8, "text": "And then these guys are weird because they kinda look like me." }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 134.06, "text": "So I don't like them. I don't like them. TAKE THEM BACK. That's a nice steam effect though!" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 140.56, "text": "Alrighty, I did see, I did see other people, talk about" }, { "duration": 5.809, "start": 144.68, "text": "Slight problems with the controls, slight bits of lag, and not being as precise as the original game, so," }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 151.01, "text": "Maybe it's not just me? I don't know, but overall," }, { "duration": 2, "start": 154.43, "text": "I'm enjoying the shit out of this!" }, { "duration": 3.71, "start": 157.069, "text": "This is fun. I like it. We're also going to get my dinosaur now in a second!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 162.5, "text": "Somewhere. What's up, dude?" }, { "duration": 7.08, "start": 165.14, "text": "You motherfucker! 'Cause see that dude's all covered in tar! So, everything's supposed to be covered in tar." }, { "duration": 1.34, "start": 172.22, "text": "I don't know why it's not." }, { "duration": 1.02, "start": 175.22, "text": "\"Bwoing\"" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 178.12, "text": "Oh god. Why do you not move forwards sometimes, Crash?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 182.58, "text": "Ah, man, I didn't double jump in time!" }, { "duration": 4.06, "start": 185.48, "text": "Yeah, everything has a slight bit of sluggishness to it. I was about to get my dino as well! ,_," }, { "duration": 2, "start": 191.66, "text": "*blup*" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 195.51, "text": "I am literally holding forward. He like stops midair in the jump for some reason!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 200.67, "text": "You seein' that shit? That's weird." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 203.61, "text": "Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh, nevermind!" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 206.97, "text": "C'mon! Am I seriously dying this many times because you won't do a double jump? Ooh, that's annoying." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 217.5, "text": "Okay, there we go! Jesus!" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 222.99, "text": "That's a little weird. I'm not sure I like that but COME ON OUT, DINOBRO!" }, { "duration": 3.38, "start": 227.82, "text": "WHOOO what happened to youuu? You used to be so cute!" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 231.87, "text": "Dinosaurs don't eat grass!" }, { "duration": 5.209, "start": 236.13, "text": "Ok, here we go! Ah, your jump still feels SO good." }, { "duration": 4.729, "start": 242.73, "text": "Okay, that part is perfect, because he used to jump like that in the original!" }, { "duration": 3.98, "start": 249.06, "text": "Sorry, it sounds like I'm being too harsh. That sounds like I'm complaining a lot" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 253.89, "text": "It's only because this game means a lot to me it's one of my favorite games ever" }, { "duration": 2.9290000000000003, "start": 259.98, "text": "So I just want things to be nice about it. I want things to work" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 262.91, "text": "I want things to be as fluid in those precise as they want to work yeah" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 267.93, "text": "Is that you making all that sound?" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 270.32, "text": "(Makes dinosaur noise) you can't bring him this far" }, { "duration": 5.3, "start": 275.64, "text": "Ah come on. Jump up there. Don't need to I just stay in here. Bigida,bigida,bigida,bigida,bigida ba" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 287.98, "text": "Can you hit that thank you" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 292.52, "text": "Getting all them wampers bro" }, { "duration": 5.029, "start": 295.34, "text": "Okay, nice. We should have all the boxes so far. So hopefully I don't miss one in the bonus area this time" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 301.129, "text": "because that was kind of annoying last time it would have been three levels perfect with gems, but" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 307.099, "text": "I had to be a big old sucker do" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 311.389, "text": "Ya not feeling that double jump see the way he goes. That's weird" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 319.46, "text": "Get on it game designers" }, { "duration": 6.41, "start": 322.46, "text": "It's also because I'm playing I'm recording it. So I'm like playing through a capture device so it's not like one-To-one I" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 330.229, "text": "I don't know" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 334.55, "text": "Bounce Crash bounce and get all the things" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 339.949, "text": "Yeah, I know. I like how it's telling me now use your body slam" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 345.02, "text": "It's like yeah, what do you think I've been using?" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 348.46, "text": "Do-da do-da do-do, got em all" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 353.38, "text": "Ah frick yeah" }, { "duration": 7.459, "start": 356.389, "text": "Can I have a life, haha, get a life jack not like that. I meant a life in the game. I have a great life" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 366.68, "text": "boy Dino buddies back" }, { "duration": 5.329, "start": 369.05, "text": "Okay, I need to be fucking careful about lives then no, I don't have 21 21" }, { "duration": 0.74, "start": 375.02, "text": "shit" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 377.08, "text": "Okay, I miss the speedy ups. Aaaaahhh" }, { "duration": 1.4, "start": 380.84, "text": "Fuck me" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 384.4, "text": "everythings confusing" }, { "duration": 1.889, "start": 387.15, "text": "Don't chase me, bro" }, { "duration": 1.921, "start": 389.039, "text": "Don't chase me, bro" }, { "duration": 6.529, "start": 390.96, "text": "He's fucking chasing me. He's doing it. He's doing the thing. I told him not to do oh, I can't get that one fuck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 398.039, "text": "Yes" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 400.05, "text": "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I missed a lot of boxes that's cool." }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 403.14, "text": "Oh I can't finish it anyway. I need a special gem for it." }, { "duration": 1.58, "start": 406.06, "text": "Okay, thank God that's over." }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 410.04, "text": "I remember you a lot better than you were. Maybe cause I kept dying at stupid parts" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 417.38, "text": "Look at Aku-aku. He's just smiling all day; kind of creepy actually." }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 422.72, "text": "Yeah, pull that crystal out of your ass!" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 425.58, "text": "♪Pull the crystal out of your ass, HEY!♪" }, { "duration": 2.5, "start": 428.48, "text": "♪ Pull the crystal out of your ass, HEY! ♪" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 431.46, "text": "That's a System of a Down-song." }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 435.06, "text": "I think it's calle- wait." }, { "duration": 1.44, "start": 436.28, "text": "Is the song called \"Tapeworm\"? (No, \"Needles\".)" }, { "duration": 2.62, "start": 437.9, "text": "Where they talked about pulling the tapeworm out of your ass." }, { "duration": 1.04, "start": 441.06, "text": "It's a lovely song." }, { "duration": 0.98, "start": 443.46, "text": "Okay..." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 446.44, "text": "Let's do this fucking bullshit, then." }, { "duration": 2.86, "start": 450.4, "text": "Literally my most hated levels in the Crash-games." }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 453.86, "text": "I fucking despise them" }, { "duration": 1.15, "start": 457.15, "text": "That's because it's like:" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 458.3, "text": "\"OH! You have this-" }, { "duration": 4.5, "start": 459.76, "text": "!You have this platformer that's super precise, and actually controls really well and feels good.\"" }, { "duration": 1.6, "start": 464.32, "text": "\"Yeah, let's put them underwater-" }, { "duration": 1.98, "start": 466.62, "text": "where he has none of that shit!\"" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 469.18, "text": "okay, nothing up there..!" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 472.75, "text": "Kill him kill him dead, and it's just that like constant like forward momentum that messes me up" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 482.44, "text": "Boom it just dismantles there in the original it actually explodes" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 487.48, "text": "Hahaha, I didn't even get a fucking checkpoint." }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 492.94, "text": "Oh Lordy lou" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 499.56, "text": "Okay, I wonder if I can do the boost through enemies" }, { "duration": 2.059, "start": 503.14, "text": "Actually don't know about that. I just keep doing this" }, { "duration": 2.24, "start": 506.74, "text": "this will work, hahahahaha" }, { "duration": 4.25, "start": 511.03, "text": "Who said video games are difficult why you all slow?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 521.84, "text": "There's gonna be eels here isn't there?" }, { "duration": 2.39, "start": 525.35, "text": "Haha, I hate them" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 529.76, "text": "Give me a fuckin checkpoint." }, { "duration": 2, "start": 534.83, "text": "Uh-oh,uh-oh" }, { "duration": 3.379, "start": 536.84, "text": "Fuck you, yes, give me that C box, bro" }, { "duration": 1.72, "start": 541.24, "text": "And give me a little ub da gon" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 543.92, "text": "You don't want to go into them whirlpools they'll fuck you up" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 548.45, "text": "See like that" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 553.16, "text": "Well then" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 559.88, "text": "ha ha ha ha" }, { "duration": 1.38, "start": 562.07, "text": "crash" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 563.45, "text": "crash crash" }, { "duration": 4.699, "start": 565.61, "text": "(nervous laugh) Do not Fuckin fall into them" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 571.22, "text": "Yeah, go fast,yeah go fast" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 576.08, "text": "Can the end of the level be here, please" }, { "duration": 5.929, "start": 581.51, "text": "I-I aahh I'm getting fucking jump scared by a crash bandicoot game" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 590.6, "text": "I Can't,I can't,I can't" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 594.32, "text": "I need to time it better better than what I just did" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 599.78, "text": "Yeah like that shit, crystal." }, { "duration": 1.5, "start": 604.76, "text": "Thank you" }, { "duration": 6.77, "start": 606.26, "text": "Oh my God, I got him thank fuck. Yeah, I could have kept going but I got scared cold feet cold feet cold feet cold water" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 613.03, "text": "I'm Dead, Fuck" }, { "duration": 2.299, "start": 617.45, "text": "Now do you see do you see why?" }, { "duration": 1.8900000000000001, "start": 623.16, "text": "It's not just me" }, { "duration": 2.149, "start": 625.05, "text": "Well when you get the crystals you have the crystals" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 627.72, "text": "Like you don't have to actually collect the crystal again I'm fucking dead again I'm fucking dead again. I'm not dead again" }, { "duration": 1.57, "start": 632.87, "text": "I'm a great boy" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 634.44, "text": "What's down over here? Damn it if only I could blow you up" }, { "duration": 7.489, "start": 642.959, "text": "How about no eels? How about that one? Oh shit this is going to be one of the turnstiles" }, { "duration": 2.779, "start": 654.36, "text": "I got it I got it I got it I got it" }, { "duration": 1, "start": 661.74, "text": "fuck" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 666.44, "text": "Give me the checkpoint. Give me the fucking checkpoint. I don't care what else you give me just give me the fucking checkpoint" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 672.449, "text": "Get the thing wahpoosh nice" }, { "duration": 2.42, "start": 679.199, "text": "kill those fuckers kill all those fuckers" }, { "duration": 7.729, "start": 684.68, "text": "End-of-level? End-of-level please there we go. I don't know even know what I'm fucking drive is that a fish?" }, { "duration": 4.609, "start": 695.81, "text": "End-Of-level no, why would you give me end-of-level why would you be nice to me?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 702.589, "text": "hahaha" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 705.259, "text": "Oh, no, this is gonna be really difficult now" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 709.699, "text": "Why did I do that hahahahaha. He turned into a big balloon animal" }, { "duration": 0.84, "start": 715.52, "text": "Okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 718.18, "text": "kill the Fish" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 720.44, "text": "I know great barrier reef we're trying to preserve it. We're trying to do nice thing, but also" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 726.05, "text": "Fuck them" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 728.84, "text": "Killing me like that" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 733, "text": "Okay just keep exploding everything. There we go at a boy" }, { "duration": 1.77, "start": 741.29, "text": "There we go" }, { "duration": 6.54, "start": 743.06, "text": "That's the real shit. I don't know if there's a thing to explode these at the end. All I would have missed one anyway otherwise" }, { "duration": 0.92, "start": 753.74, "text": "how?" }, { "duration": 2.18, "start": 758.4, "text": "Oh I had to lose it so did I get them all?" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 761.44, "text": "Aw no, because there's a place that couldn't even go to why do I try?" }, { "duration": 7.309, "start": 765.13, "text": "Why, why am I still here just to suffer why do I try I couldn't even finish the level 100% anyway" }, { "duration": 5.099, "start": 772.44, "text": "But yet, I had to go and fucking try my hardest didn't I. Oh, I did. Oh I did" }, { "duration": 2.63, "start": 777.94, "text": "You know what's not gonna be happening time trial mode" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 782.44, "text": "Get that out of your head. Maybe that's why you have no brains crash" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 787, "text": "is High" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 788.86, "text": "Time not high-noon" }, { "duration": 7.58, "start": 791.92, "text": "So you pesky little rats aren't going to back off eh?(Jack:no) Lest you continue to gather crystals and see what I do" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 800.74, "text": "Yeah die" }, { "duration": 3.769, "start": 803.26, "text": "That's what he's going to do, his boss fight though is hard because he fires a lot of lasers at you" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 807.029, "text": "And you have to dodge them, and I think there's platforms that disappear" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 809.97, "text": "So we might be seeing a lot of death-a-roos here folks" }, { "duration": 2.15, "start": 814.48, "text": "There like Kangaroos, but just dead ones" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 818.08, "text": "Yeah, and this this was always funny because the people staring at the windows throwing the shit" }, { "duration": 5.989, "start": 824.92, "text": "If you get the bouzouki, you can just stand there and kill them ah come on man don't do me like this crash" }, { "duration": 7.279, "start": 833.68, "text": "Get those wampers. What do you think they're doing crash not getting those wampers. All I want is that wamp" }, { "duration": 3.779, "start": 844.82, "text": "Oh, I got lucky there fuck wahpoof" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 850.94, "text": "What was that? You smell that that? That smells like an extra life dude" }, { "duration": 0.7000000000000001, "start": 858.82, "text": "wahpoosh" }, { "duration": 5.9, "start": 863.42, "text": "I thought I could jump and spin. I tried to jump and spin. It didn't work clearly I could not jump and spin" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 870.51, "text": "I don't even know if I can get all the fucking boxes in this level now either" }, { "duration": 4.549, "start": 874.8, "text": "We're going to try anyway aren't we oh you bet your fucking tits we are" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 882.39, "text": "Got it heart of a warrior" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 888.69, "text": "Fucking scare me this time ah, ho" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 892.41, "text": "Give me all them wamps" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 896.46, "text": "Ah I could have made it damn. The textures are really nice all the like" }, { "duration": 2.809, "start": 903.21, "text": "like broken wall textures the cracks" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 908.1, "text": "There we go what are you guys even throwing?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 913.62, "text": "Why don't you throw yourselves out the window?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 916.83, "text": "no, too Harsh" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 919.76, "text": "I hate scorpions, oh they look fucked up now" }, { "duration": 7.36, "start": 926.34, "text": "I got put in a jar. Nobody puts crash in a jar. Okay. I'm running out of fucking lives stupidly" }, { "duration": 5.18, "start": 935.18, "text": "Like look at the,look at the scorpions mouths oh you can't see them now when he comes to towards yeah he looks like gnaw,gnaw,gnaw" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 941.84, "text": "Like a fucking demon from the hell dimension" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 948.62, "text": "Man crash ain't no better Bandicoot except maybe your sister Coco, but" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 955.64, "text": "Will give it to you now crash just cuz you're here." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 963.44, "text": "Poosh" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 966.8, "text": "Okay, there's a bonus level here, but the checkpoint is right there. Oh" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 973.55, "text": "Can you not fall off this or something if you can survive all of this, that'd be fantastic" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 978.47, "text": "Because I don't want to have to try all that again" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 983.9, "text": "Doo doo boo. I like this because you're in the same world. You're just on a different plane" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 990.62, "text": "Hey up, up we get" }, { "duration": 5.58, "start": 995.09, "text": "I just do that cuz it's faster boo da boo da boo boo da boo da boo" }, { "duration": 6.469, "start": 1006.56, "text": "There we go. Don't miss them though, because those are ones that you can break ooh" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 1016.67, "text": "Okay, we got it. We got it. I just need to not be stupid on these one shit" }, { "duration": 2.54, "start": 1025.01, "text": "Okay, I fucking did it ha" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1028.25, "text": "ha ha" }, { "duration": 4.189, "start": 1030.17, "text": "Once we fall off the fucking edge of the platform here now. Oh, I have sweaty palms" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1037.04, "text": "Crash is fucking rocking out" }, { "duration": 6.17, "start": 1039.62, "text": "Look at it. Slow walk. Yeah, I'm the fucking shit. Even though you crossed eyes crash." }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1046.46, "text": "Oh Lord" }, { "duration": 2.98, "start": 1048.7, "text": "It's like the most simple platforming they can mess you up the most sometimes" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1053.15, "text": "Yep" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1055.07, "text": "There we go fuck you dude. Ub da gon" }, { "duration": 5.98, "start": 1064.18, "text": "See uh now I can't even finish the level properly. Why I was even trying? Why do I try any of this shit?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1073.02, "text": "buh-buh-Buh-buh wahpoosh" }, { "duration": 1.8599999999999999, "start": 1076.74, "text": "nice" }, { "duration": 2.539, "start": 1078.61, "text": "Nice as rice come on" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1082.57, "text": "Come on crash" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1085.57, "text": "What are you some kind of idiot?" }, { "duration": 1.859, "start": 1090.07, "text": "Yeah" }, { "duration": 7.13, "start": 1091.929, "text": "You stay away sir. There we go. Okay I'm just going to stay here hang out" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 1104.799, "text": "Okay, I got this watch. I'm a sign of here in the court fire in the hole" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 1112.57, "text": "I hate this fucking platforming it's so hard to judge. How far forward you're supposed to go like a throwing swords. He's fuckin badass" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1120.759, "text": "Why can't crash be that badass" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1124.239, "text": "Okay collect all the wampers" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 1127.659, "text": "It just occurs to me now. How hard it is to fucking judge the depth in this game" }, { "duration": 1.7690000000000001, "start": 1134.23, "text": "haha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1135.999, "text": "Jack hughes" }, { "duration": 5.029, "start": 1140.35, "text": "There we go. Easy does it fire in the hole wahooo" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1149.48, "text": "Okay, and patoosh" }, { "duration": 2.09, "start": 1155.029, "text": "Okay, I'm gonna time this right watch this" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1159.409, "text": "didn't time it, right ah" }, { "duration": 5.209, "start": 1163.07, "text": "All you have to do is kick him just give him the old one-two kick that's all he needs" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 1173.39, "text": "I'm getting nervous now because now watch this dude's mouth when he comes towards the screen. Gnaw,gnaw,gnaw" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1179.809, "text": "the fucking Demon" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1182.75, "text": "Yes!" }, { "duration": 6.409, "start": 1186.38, "text": "I could fucking do it. That's why we try. I said why am I trying because I can do that. That's why that was awesome" }, { "duration": 3.949, "start": 1194.27, "text": "Yeah, I definitely don't feel like the controls of the game are as precise as the original" }, { "duration": 3.209, "start": 1198.22, "text": "I don't know why that is. I don't know if they're more sluggish or if" }, { "duration": 5.149, "start": 1202.64, "text": "I don't know if the visuals are hampering it if it's because it's 30Fps. I don't know I can't remember the original is that" }, { "duration": 1.54, "start": 1209.5, "text": "do your dance" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1212.24, "text": "Wap,wap,wap" }, { "duration": 2.599, "start": 1218.09, "text": "I think they tried to make you goofier for no reason crash" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1222.35, "text": "Okay, I hit a thing" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1224.48, "text": "We'll just save anyway why not?" }, { "duration": 2.9, "start": 1227.36, "text": "I like that picture on the right look at the fucking shark coming to eat his face" }, { "duration": 7.6690000000000005, "start": 1231.86, "text": "You gonna dance crash. Oh get on down get on up. He's like. Oh fun time sexy time" }, { "duration": 2.03, "start": 1243.35, "text": "Okay, let's go lose 10 lives" }, { "duration": 4.55, "start": 1246.59, "text": "All I need to do is come first, you know what just coming first. I don't care about the boxes" }, { "duration": 3.469, "start": 1251.99, "text": "Accelerate just before the green light for a boost. Yeah, I tried that before and I got it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1255.46, "text": "But then I didn't get it the other time" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1260.52, "text": "here we go, okay, ah" }, { "duration": 3.709, "start": 1263.94, "text": "You guys all move across the street the lighting in this level is gorgeous" }, { "duration": 1.2, "start": 1269.3, "text": "Wow" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1274.68, "text": "Ah fuck you" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1278.89, "text": "Go away get off my ass. You fucking bitch" }, { "duration": 4.099, "start": 1284.95, "text": "There's not a hope of me being able to do it now. I don't think I literally can do it." }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 1291.7, "text": "Oh I remember I remember something. Oh, I remember something real good. I hope it's still in the game I" }, { "duration": 2.3, "start": 1298.15, "text": "Just passed it if any of you know what it is" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 1303.1, "text": "There's a there's a sign back there with an alien face on it if you hit it you get a secret bonus level" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1309.91, "text": "I forgot about that" }, { "duration": 3.5, "start": 1315.7, "text": "Ah come on. This thing controls like dog shit" }, { "duration": 4.339, "start": 1324.54, "text": "These motherfuckers all up in my face I swear they made them fatter as well" }, { "duration": 5.719, "start": 1333.54, "text": "Ah Jesus it's fine it's fine it's fine, it's fine. It's not that fucking fine. Come on" }, { "duration": 7.369, "start": 1342.9, "text": "Okay, I could be here for quite a fucking while trying to get this level done get out of my fucking way." }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 1355.65, "text": "God oh God okay, we're in fourth" }, { "duration": 3.89, "start": 1360, "text": "Yeah, turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 1365.07, "text": "Don't hit that guy,don't hit that guy. Don't dive into the fucking hole crash!!!" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 1373.35, "text": "Whoo I do not like this. It doesn't turn fast at enough" }, { "duration": 4.82, "start": 1386.049, "text": "Fifth I just got fucking run over ha ha ha ha we're doing good" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 1391.12, "text": "We're in 4th, and we have a lot of track left to go. I say as a fucking Jinx it" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 1398.02, "text": "This is like my seventh attempted on it as well" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1401.92, "text": "Don't hit him. Don't hit him. Don't hit him yes fuck. Why is that even a thing that can happen?" }, { "duration": 4.34, "start": 1411.3, "text": "Okay slow it on down because I'm going to crash and burn if I don't go go go go" }, { "duration": 1.62, "start": 1416.169, "text": "Come on crash" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1417.789, "text": "Stop that. Stop being a bitch" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1421.99, "text": "My fucking heart is pounding right now come on. Just pass this fucker" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1428.35, "text": "No, no no, no, yes" }, { "duration": 5.329, "start": 1431.53, "text": "How the fuck did we pull that off? I don't know I don't know I don't care. Oh, I'm fucking happy" }, { "duration": 7.82, "start": 1439.98, "text": "Go go go go go go go go aah come on. He fucking hit me no no no I fucking refuse" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1449.2, "text": "I fucking refuse" }, { "duration": 2.7800000000000002, "start": 1452.86, "text": "I'm not losing this again, not again." }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 1460.929, "text": "How many attempts of that I don't know robin? Can you say can we put up on screen?" }, { "duration": 2.969, "start": 1464.94, "text": "How many attempts that was if I could have fucking run over? Oh?" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1471.549, "text": "two many oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1474.1, "text": "My hands are shaking man" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1477.34, "text": "Those levels suck oh" }, { "duration": 4.19, "start": 1480.669, "text": "It takes so long to get a feel for them all right. Ok we have one level left" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1486.68, "text": "Or was that the last one?" }, { "duration": 3.95, "start": 1490.79, "text": "No, that wasn't the last one the thing would be there if it was. Oh yeah, double header." }, { "duration": 3.65, "start": 1495.59, "text": "I like double header, you can see the big guys - the clubs and the two heads" }, { "duration": 5.8100000000000005, "start": 1499.4, "text": "Well you've crashed a few parties before if I never expected you to make it this far" }, { "duration": 2.5700000000000003, "start": 1505.67, "text": "(Jack:Thanks), if you don't turn back" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 1517.01, "text": "Okay, I mean not the best bargain. Maybe maybe don't lead with that but okay" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 1525.35, "text": "Failing a bonus round doesn't cost lives so retry it that's good to know. Ah the rain is gorgeous" }, { "duration": 2.06, "start": 1532.25, "text": "These guys they're swinging big turkeys" }, { "duration": 3.29, "start": 1535.31, "text": "boo doo boo Boo, ha ha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1539.78, "text": "ha" }, { "duration": 3.229, "start": 1542.69, "text": "Come on. How did how do I do it? I think I've been hit them in the head actually" }, { "duration": 1.08, "start": 1548.42, "text": "fuck" }, { "duration": 3.34, "start": 1550.72, "text": "There we go. I don't want to do it again. I just wanted the bounce on their bellies" }, { "duration": 6.23, "start": 1555.38, "text": "Boing, ha ha ha you just stay all there stay there all day I mean. Ub da gon" }, { "duration": 3.83, "start": 1563.9, "text": "Okay, now we have oh no we only have one oh God I almost fucked that up" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 1569.21, "text": "Okay, just avoid them. Just avoid them like that. See I remember all the pro strats. Oh fuck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1577.1, "text": "We just do this ha ha ha" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 1582.96, "text": "Fuck yeah suck on that" }, { "duration": 2.569, "start": 1589.62, "text": "Okay, that feels like fucking cheating oh" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1594.96, "text": "How do we do this oh?" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 1600.3, "text": "Okay, now do this doop here we go. Oh" }, { "duration": 1.32, "start": 1605.22, "text": "Fire in the hole" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 1607.94, "text": "I lost a life from it, but I got all the boxes so. So who's really the winner here. Oh" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 1616.11, "text": "Sometimes they have lives in them that one didn't aaahh" }, { "duration": 1.18, "start": 1621, "text": "It's okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1623.48, "text": "I'm still alive still alive we got this" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 1630.92, "text": "Never fucking mind never mind. Aw I should have bounced on it" }, { "duration": 2.46, "start": 1637.22, "text": "There we go shit this one going off" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1643.29, "text": "Got it" }, { "duration": 2.51, "start": 1645.21, "text": "Ahpoo take that you big goat" }, { "duration": 5.089, "start": 1648.66, "text": "Also, I forgot that the running thing that you get is after you defeat Cortex at the end of the game" }, { "duration": 4.969, "start": 1654.75, "text": "So I was like don't I have a Sprint, but I was remembering finishing the game" }, { "duration": 5.15, "start": 1660.87, "text": "So it's like the last power if you get is actually a Sprint and then you can come back and you can try all the" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 1666.02, "text": "Levels from doing the time trial mode what am I doing?" }, { "duration": 1.26, "start": 1671.2, "text": "Fuck" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 1674.9, "text": "Ok bye guys. I'll be back in a second. I'm going over here the lightning in this level is really nice" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1681.32, "text": "the kind of overcast look" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 1684.84, "text": "And the foliage is always very nice ah he shivers" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 1692.4, "text": "Here we go. ahpoosh" }, { "duration": 2.2800000000000002, "start": 1698.4, "text": "Oh I got lucky I did it perfectly" }, { "duration": 1.24, "start": 1703.18, "text": "ahpoosh" }, { "duration": 1.22, "start": 1709.1, "text": "Oh shit" }, { "duration": 3.22, "start": 1713.28, "text": "Fucked it up. I wasn't supposed to do that." }, { "duration": 3.6189999999999998, "start": 1719.11, "text": "Oh well, what are you going to say la ve huh?" }, { "duration": 7.43, "start": 1725.83, "text": "My bad, I got a life out of it ring ding ding ding I got two lives out of it actually" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1734.56, "text": "Now I'm back up to 24 good" }, { "duration": 4.369, "start": 1737.17, "text": "Da da doo doo doo da doo doo doo da doo" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 1742.33, "text": "Are those edges of the level supposed to be there like to dodge everything. I don't think so" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 1748.27, "text": "Because that feels a little overpowered I can just dodge all the things the lightning in the distance is awesome" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 1757.6, "text": "Jesus that scares the shit out of me fucking hell" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 1764.16, "text": "Cuz you don't even realize you're hit until you're fucking to hit the screen ha ha take that you big oaf" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 1774.3, "text": "Got it. Yeah. Ah I know you were gonna kiss me. Huh, it's me Lord Farquaad" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 1784.26, "text": "Hey, you know what we're doing this fuck that" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1791.01, "text": "Never underestimate the power of the dash" }, { "duration": 3.859, "start": 1795.81, "text": "It's a powerful attack, and we should use it more in our lives" }, { "duration": 1.28, "start": 1801.68, "text": "Fuck you" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 1803.78, "text": "Hate that guy he's the worst. He's the worst" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 1809.88, "text": "Okay, I'm going up here and dodging everything can't dodge you though nice" }, { "duration": 5.75, "start": 1816.3, "text": "Ahpoosh. I missed six. Oh. God now. It's nefarious trophies level oh" }, { "duration": 3.589, "start": 1826.23, "text": "We can do it though. I believe in me. Ah I tickle my lip doing that" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1831.6, "text": "The only way to scratch your lip is to bite it" }, { "duration": 6.65, "start": 1835.44, "text": "Okay, Dr.. Nefarious. Trophy. Let's see what you have got in store for me" }, { "duration": 3.95, "start": 1844.08, "text": "Alright, he has a tuning fork that he fights with" }, { "duration": 5.479, "start": 1849.96, "text": "Ah you little vermin are way too stupid to understand what you're getting yourself into" }, { "duration": 2.299, "start": 1856.02, "text": "This time you've done it" }, { "duration": 1.47, "start": 1859.8, "text": "We did it" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 1861.27, "text": "You heard it here first his amazing powers come at a price" }, { "duration": 3.829, "start": 1864.99, "text": "Yeah, I think he slows down after a while, and then your your chance to hit him" }, { "duration": 2.27, "start": 1869.34, "text": "I don't now I just remember this being annoying" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1872.72, "text": "Now your on my time you little skank" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1875, "text": "You little cunt" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 1883.08, "text": "Yeah, yeah, now I remember all the sounds are all the same. That's awesome" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1892.45, "text": "hep," }, { "duration": 4.07, "start": 1895.54, "text": "Do I have to go back. Oh no it switches very nice" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 1901.39, "text": "I hated those ones cause they're sometimes they are hard to Avoid" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 1907.78, "text": "And don't forget one hit and your dead, and you have to do the whole thing over again. Oh, oh" }, { "duration": 3.769, "start": 1919.6, "text": "Oh God make me nervous" }, { "duration": 1.92, "start": 1926.17, "text": "bwoing" }, { "duration": 2.779, "start": 1928.09, "text": "Is he firing clocks at me fuck" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1933.28, "text": "I had to go under them, okay" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 1937.68, "text": "And so the annoyance begins" }, { "duration": 4.22, "start": 1945.62, "text": "It's not that bad bwoing" }, { "duration": 6.96, "start": 1954.14, "text": "Ah-ha-ha-ha okay jump over and then go under nice" }, { "duration": 2.15, "start": 1964.409, "text": "His patterns are all the same as well. I believe" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 1968.34, "text": "So once you do it once you kind of know what's going on. Oh, maybe not" }, { "duration": 4.969, "start": 1977.429, "text": "Okay, here. We are again at Death's doorstep. I'm gonna die here again. I fucking know it" }, { "duration": 2.209, "start": 1999.48, "text": "Just do your thing and let me kill you" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2004.34, "text": "Yeah," }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2009.169, "text": "I almost ran out of time for that" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 2012.619, "text": "Fuck. Yes, now. I can do this" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2018.019, "text": "haha" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2020.869, "text": "And you stay in the air" }, { "duration": 4.099, "start": 2024.679, "text": "Yes, that's what my fucking shit talk about" }, { "duration": 2.329, "start": 2030.98, "text": "I was doing the crash dance, but you can't really see it" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2034.1, "text": "Oh, God" }, { "duration": 5.27, "start": 2036.289, "text": "Hardest level in all of that Frickin road level, and there's one more before the end of the game" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 2044.13, "text": "By defeating N. Tropy. You have placed us all in grave danger!" }, { "duration": 6.02, "start": 2050.609, "text": "Crash coco you must realize that this time twister machine is very delicate" }, { "duration": 5.059, "start": 2057.54, "text": "Without Dr.. Entropies constant care and control who knows what it will do" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 2063.929, "text": "Nothing it does nothing they freak out over nothing" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 2069.419, "text": "See look you go in here and what's happening? Oh, nothing it's fine. Everything's lovely" }, { "duration": 4.58, "start": 2074.669, "text": "This is the place where tomb wader is sphynxinator wait oh" }, { "duration": 5.21, "start": 2081.119, "text": "The fucking airplane levels I completely forgot" }, { "duration": 3.02, "start": 2089.88, "text": "Future Frenzy yeah there's a few of them tomb wader. Yeah there it is" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 2095.36, "text": "And the cool part about this the next boss engine is the coco fights him" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 2099.859, "text": "You don't actually go in as crash, and when that happened. I was like what?" }, { "duration": 6.349, "start": 2104.52, "text": "Anyway that does it for this episode of crush bander cat hope you guys are enjoying. This this is fun" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 2110.869, "text": "It's a little frustrating some of the controls are a little wonky" }, { "duration": 4.939, "start": 2114.75, "text": "And it made me feel better knowing when I went read online that some people were having some of the same issues" }, { "duration": 3.5300000000000002, "start": 2120.96, "text": "So I don't know maybe it's just the way it is for now" }, { "duration": 5.329, "start": 2125.04, "text": "Thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button in the face" }, { "duration": 2.81, "start": 2130.95, "text": "LIKE A BOSS!! and hi-five all around" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 2136.08, "text": "Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next video" }, { "duration": 2, "start": 2149.2, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 2154.579, "text": "Gosh, what are you doing? Ah he got one but?" } ]

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TURKEY DISMOUNT | Turbo Dismount - Part 29

Time for Turkey on Turkey action in Turbo Dismount ►Subscribe for more great content : http://bit.ly/11KwHAM Share with your friends and add to your favourites it helps the channel grow more than anything :) ►Follow me on Twitter : http://bit.ly/12aPsmi ►Add me on Facebook : http://on.fb.me/1hhjZiM ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/jacksepticeye Game Link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/263760/ Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr: https://www.youtube.com/user/jamesrfarr Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q

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2024-11-29T10:40:41.185267

C the morning ladies my name is Jack SE guy and welcome back to Turbo disc mode it's taken me a long time to get back to this game cuz it didn't work every time I went into playing newer levels well the uh the workshop levels that I always play like the user created levels whenever I tried to play them they wouldn't work it would say you have no level subscribed to and I'm like game I have lots of levels so they updated the game again and now we have another seasonal update and being winter and that lots of people eat it say hello to Mr Turkey I don't even need to say it this time cuz this level is cold hold my beer go turkey boy um I should have checked where you were driving first okay go Turkey Boy Yes truck oh that's my turkey it was the last one in the shop go more speed more power don't look at me like that yes oh boss go almost full speed almost full speed use the turkey Powers sweet backflip a that's a wall you need Speedy boosties that was the problem you couldn't go any further cuz I didn't give you the speed that was key look the turkeyy is supposed to be smaller but I have them put on with Mr ego so the head is gigantic oh full speed yes oh forward flow ah same wall are you shaking your head or you just happy to see me what the hell it's like a tail wagon dude this reminds me up that episode of Friends where Joe oh God that episode of Friends where Joey gets his head stuck in the turkey limber loose rubber turkey rubber chicken oh god what the hell this is just weird he's trying to cook the turkey off the exhaust fumes go turkey boy yeah [ __ ] are you seeing this turkey on Turkey action Turkey Bird Turkey Boy turkey setion go go go no oh why did you Veer off to the left yes ouch [ __ ] it Mr truck straight go straight straight as an arrow that does that look straight to you that's no [ __ ] no B go go clear it clear it oh my God you suck oh [ __ ] stop that my turkey head all righty let's try the other ramp go go fly didn't even make it up there surely to Jesus she can make it up this one go space wait where is that where is that that's nowhere I didn't want to have to do it I didn't want to have to call out the big guns but sometimes go there's just no way stop running over me I trusted you Nothing Stops the squat go Majestic Eagle yes space what' I tell you what' I tell you [ __ ] we made it uh this is going to be a little hard because it's going to be a little hard because it's all steps please don't bounce oh god oh Jesus ow [ __ ] this is why to tell you do not skateboard on steps that was a motorbike okay I'll show you the skateboard then you didn't even what are you doing he's we He Just Surrender around in a circle straight forward go down the steps there you go yes he that's why you don't skateboard on the steps took way too long to get to that point sen your wonio it's time for you to show people what what you got what Speedy Boosty all the way down yes keep keep going all he needed was a little encouragement a little bit of a ramp woo this sucks ow I'm going to cheat a little and bring the turbo Boosty pad back a bit wait maybe I can put another one there bring it across this is the my favorite addition to this game now has been able to move these things around oh yes oh yes you guys you are not even ready for this go all the way down all the way down uh-oh uh-oh you left the bike ow go potato wedge yes wait how do you get down this freaking Hill not like that okay there's not even a proper end to this level you just go the whole way down you get smashed by something well that's good too let's check take it out with the boss drone oh it's a lottery what'll hit us it's going to be a bus I have a feeling it's going to be a bus there's a bus there's a buos how silly of me still not giving you the turbo boosties you need you can't do any level without turbo boosties go jaaron go jackar Toney do your country proud yes God damn it Jack how can you lose with that banging Jazzy salsa going on come on Turkey Go [ __ ] oh swagalicious it's time for I corly oh that's not good it's a bike you're not supposed to surf on it surf s breath yeah I mean there's no way of finishing it anyway cuz you can't get P that guy at the end or can you yes you can H yes you can you so can you just do this go Jackie go Jackie yes yes ow but your head's a bit big for this so it might get fallen off but as long as your sexy little body gets through we can do this Jack don't say sexy little Budd that sounds awful go Turkey Bird yes no that's not my boss go turkey Jack turkey Jack is the best Jack go go yes this one looks fun oh yes oh are you going to be a slinky dink I think you are go please oh God don't hit a bus don't hit a bus if you hit a bus this time it's going to be funnier no no [ __ ] there's a window that I have to get through this is it that's it yes let through the rest yes no oh God what is what even is what you don't even need to finish that anymore just what even is we call this one the back breaker oh oh oh oh oh that one's the back breaker right enough cocking around with this a speedy boosties everywhere just Speedy boosties only way finish levels in this game and we have got to eye corly this [ __ ] where's corly come here corly let's [ __ ] rock and roll Slinky dinky ouch oh enough with the wheelies the wheelies get you killed oh oh Christ oh no oh you can just see coming right through you replay replay oh so slow such slow Much Death very ow my God I miss this game go again go again see what happens all pass the first one pass the first one at least you will pass it you will you have to oh my teeth oh oh oh my lordy [ __ ] hi I'm Jack I'm here for a nose job y that'll do what is this vehicle looks a little familiar maybe it's ow pink lightning oh oh yes oh no yes yes no I give you cookies cookies are nice cookies are good oh yes W nailed it oh what the [ __ ] oh my god well Jackie boy it was nice knowing you well Turkey Boy death oh that was so close you gave me a haircut with that yes yes [ __ ] oh good lord I just I just need something to give me that nice pop that nice pop oh [ __ ] nibblets oh so much again all of it all of that oh yes indeedy just like Stevie Get Wrecked oh that was awesome Jesus runaway fire truck go get mulched turn into compost oh that's a double whammy the bus hits the thing and then the thing hits me and I just get turned into cheese let's it that and it it's a replay a super slow motion see ooo for Pride oh yes that's the best the lovely mulching yes oh I love that just way it smacks here and then it smacks there and everything just explodes that does it for this episode of Turbo disar so much fun always playing Turbo disar my kind of game watch the things get smacked really fast and explode into little tiny pieces of murder just it just resonates with me you know but thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you lik it punch the like button in the face like a boss and high five all around well thank you guys and I will see all your dudes in the next video oh oh I thought your head was going to get crushed this what the talk ballet class well if a car kill you all the blood go into your head will he's too that's how I cook turkey I just make them get smacked by buses

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4.401, "start": 194.959, "text": "why to tell you do not skateboard on" }, { "duration": 3.841, "start": 197.159, "text": "steps that was a motorbike okay I'll" }, { "duration": 5.159, "start": 199.36, "text": "show you the skateboard then you didn't" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 201, "text": "even what are you doing he's we He Just" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 204.519, "text": "Surrender around in a circle straight" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 206.28, "text": "forward go down the steps there you go" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 209.319, "text": "yes he that's why you don't skateboard" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 211.159, "text": "on the steps took way too long to get to" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 213.36, "text": "that point sen your wonio it's time for" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 216.04, "text": "you to show people what what you got" }, { "duration": 7.439, "start": 218.08, "text": "what Speedy Boosty all the way down yes" }, { "duration": 4.92, "start": 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"text": "bus there's a buos how silly of me still" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 279.8, "text": "not giving you the turbo boosties you" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 281.16, "text": "need you can't do any level without" }, { "duration": 9.52, "start": 283.16, "text": "turbo boosties go jaaron go jackar Toney" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 287.08, "text": "do your country proud yes God damn" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 292.68, "text": "it Jack how can you lose with that" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 295.72, "text": "banging Jazzy salsa going on come on" }, { "duration": 8.88, "start": 298.12, "text": "Turkey Go [ __ ] oh swagalicious it's time" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 302.6, "text": "for I corly oh that's not" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 307, "text": "good it's a bike you're not supposed to" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 309.16, "text": "surf on it surf s" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 311.68, "text": "breath yeah I mean there's no way of" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 314.36, "text": "finishing it anyway cuz you can't get P" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 316.08, "text": "that guy at the end or can you yes you" }, { "duration": 9.44, "start": 318.84, "text": "can H yes you can you so can you just do" }, { "duration": 9.4, "start": 322.28, "text": "this go Jackie go Jackie yes" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 328.28, "text": "yes ow but your head's a bit big for" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 331.68, "text": "this so it might get fallen off but as" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 333.4, "text": "long as your sexy little body gets" }, { "duration": 5.359, "start": 334.96, "text": "through we can do this Jack don't say" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 337.84, "text": "sexy little Budd that sounds awful go" }, { "duration": 7.201, "start": 340.319, "text": "Turkey Bird yes no that's not my boss go" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 344.88, "text": "turkey Jack turkey Jack is the best Jack" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 347.52, "text": "go go" }, { "duration": 6.08, "start": 350.72, "text": "yes this one looks fun oh yes oh are you" }, { "duration": 6.04, "start": 355.24, "text": "going to be a slinky dink I think you" }, { "duration": 7.28, "start": 356.8, "text": "are go please oh God" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 361.28, "text": "don't hit a bus don't hit a" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 364.08, "text": "bus if you hit a bus this time it's" }, { "duration": 6.239, "start": 366.36, "text": "going to be funnier no no" }, { "duration": 5.92, "start": 370.08, "text": "[ __ ] there's a window that I have to get" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 372.599, "text": "through this is it that's it yes let" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 376, "text": "through the rest" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 378, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 6.241, "start": 379.919, "text": "no oh" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 382.52, "text": "God what is what even is what you don't" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 386.16, "text": "even need to finish that anymore just" }, { "duration": 3.481, "start": 387.479, "text": "what even is" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 391.039, "text": "we call this one the back" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 393.199, "text": "breaker oh oh" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 396.319, "text": "oh oh" }, { "duration": 5.24, "start": 398.72, "text": "oh that one's the back breaker right" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 401.56, "text": "enough cocking around with this a speedy" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 403.96, "text": "boosties everywhere just Speedy boosties" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 406.28, "text": "only way finish levels in this game and" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 408, "text": "we have got to eye corly this [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 410.08, "text": "where's corly come here corly let's" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 411.96, "text": "[ __ ] rock and roll Slinky dinky ouch" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 415.72, "text": "oh enough with the wheelies the wheelies" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 418.12, "text": "get you killed oh oh Christ oh" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 430.44, "text": "no oh you can just see coming right" }, { "duration": 9.081, "start": 432.759, "text": "through you replay replay oh so slow" }, { "duration": 8, "start": 436.84, "text": "such slow Much Death very" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 441.84, "text": "ow my God I miss this game go again go" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 444.84, "text": "again see what happens all pass the" }, { "duration": 7.641, "start": 446.759, "text": "first one pass the first one at least" }, { "duration": 8.401, "start": 450.599, "text": "you will pass it you will you have" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 454.4, "text": "to oh my teeth" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 459, "text": "oh" }, { "duration": 8.079, "start": 465.68, "text": "oh oh my lordy [ __ ] hi I'm Jack I'm here" }, { "duration": 6.841, "start": 469.159, "text": "for a nose job y that'll do what is this" }, { "duration": 9.600999999999999, "start": 473.759, "text": "vehicle looks a little familiar maybe" }, { "duration": 12.24, "start": 476, "text": "it's ow pink lightning oh oh yes oh no" }, { "duration": 10.44, "start": 483.36, "text": "yes yes no I give you cookies cookies" }, { "duration": 11, "start": 488.24, "text": "are nice cookies are good oh yes" }, { "duration": 8.239, "start": 493.8, "text": "W nailed it oh what the [ __ ] oh my" }, { "duration": 4.359, "start": 499.24, "text": "god well Jackie boy it was nice knowing" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 502.039, "text": "you well Turkey" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 503.599, "text": "Boy" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 506.24, "text": "death oh that was so close you gave me a" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 509.919, "text": "haircut with that" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 511.919, "text": "yes" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 513.519, "text": "yes [ __ ] oh good lord I just I just need" }, { "duration": 5, "start": 518.24, "text": "something to give me that nice pop that" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 520.839, "text": "nice" }, { "duration": 8.2, "start": 523.24, "text": "pop oh [ __ ] nibblets oh so much again" }, { "duration": 7.921, "start": 527.399, "text": "all of it all of that oh yes indeedy" }, { "duration": 6.76, "start": 531.44, "text": "just like Stevie Get Wrecked" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 535.32, "text": "oh that was awesome Jesus runaway fire" }, { "duration": 7.319, "start": 538.2, "text": "truck go get mulched turn into" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 542.32, "text": "compost oh that's a double whammy the" }, { "duration": 2.721, "start": 545.519, "text": "bus hits the thing and then the thing" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 547, "text": "hits me and I just get turned into" }, { "duration": 5.96, "start": 548.24, "text": "cheese let's it that and it it's a" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 550.6, "text": "replay a super slow" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 554.2, "text": "motion" }, { "duration": 8.48, "start": 555.88, "text": "see ooo for" }, { "duration": 8.2, "start": 559.16, "text": "Pride oh yes that's the best the lovely" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 564.36, "text": "mulching yes oh I love that just way it" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 567.36, "text": "smacks here and then it smacks there and" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 569.04, "text": "everything just" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 570.959, "text": "explodes that does it for this episode" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 572.959, "text": "of Turbo disar so much fun always" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 575.44, "text": "playing Turbo disar my kind of game" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 577.519, "text": "watch the things get smacked really fast" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 579.56, "text": "and explode into little tiny pieces of" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 581.64, "text": "murder just it just resonates with me" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 584.12, "text": "you know but thank you guys so much for" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 585.959, "text": "watching this episode if you lik it" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 587.44, "text": "punch the like button in the face like a" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 590.079, "text": "boss and high five all" }, { "duration": 6.4, "start": 592.48, "text": "around well thank you guys and I will" }, { "duration": 8.600999999999999, "start": 594.399, "text": "see all your dudes in the next video oh" }, { "duration": 7.519, "start": 598.88, "text": "oh I thought your head was going to get" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 603, "text": "crushed this what the talk ballet class" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 606.399, "text": "well if a car kill you all the blood go" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 608.88, "text": "into your head will he's too that's how" }, { "duration": 4.879, "start": 611.64, "text": "I cook turkey I just make them get" 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JacksepticEye

WEARING DOLLAR STORE OUTFITS! + DOLLA HAUL!

Being cheap never looked so good. Look dope for a dolla! Look yo best, for less! I'm really passionate about dollars. And not spending them. Thanks for watching cheap peeps. Stalk me on my other social medias down below! It's free. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Not cheap?! CHECK OUT https://lizakoshy.com/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil cheap peeps! Love, Liza

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PW-WgdZctW0

2024-11-29T11:43:58.104636

yeah hey guys what a fancy girl Isaac coming into cuz it's my second chance so guys I shop with a dollar store because I'm frugal good-looking and humble about it so today I have a haul for y'all let's get it started one of the first things I saw at the dollar store and you freaked out because I saw that's right this is Calvin Klein for $10 so I just found the original price and it used to be 15 done I got it like that it's crazy brought this is Christ this is my size it's a six to seven year old boy okay little Calvin Klein tank top before you Bowl check it Coachella outfit done speaking of brands I also got some Tutsi pops whoopsies two or three of us [ __ ] [ __ ] fit for lips I was the bottom cram so I don't have to ask that I'm at restaurants anymore only thing is is that they spelled school around forgot the age I got some face masks I can really feel my pores open up I bought this for a dog I don't have I'm really gonna stop doing it's really cute except they spelled cheese wrong with two E's they're gonna need a so got this really sexy calendar you know this naked firemen calendars yeah this has the same effect on me Oh December is chilly that's hot I also got this hat and lice I bought this other B need to go out with my friends even though I didn't want to go out but I went anyways about these glasses either you're a biker wearing these or a pervert on a beach in Miami I bought a new personality actually I got ramen noodles yeah this is not cute the wig is not me though you are looking snatched and of course about another way pull yourself together you elastic girl I look like a secret agent I look like I'm about to fly to sweden and kill somebody this was only a dumb look less bone fillet oh my god I look like I robbed a gas station not on the FBI's wanted list what stopped me my name is Stacy I also bought my childhood hair line yeah yeah bring it back dude yeah I'd the Spice Girls my name's curry spice what's good for ya that's what I got but wait I wanted to make this harder for myself that's what he said I bought some clothes from the Duster so I made an outfit for mess check it out yes I'm a brown Tom Cruise's gonna collapse it three not this shirt is actually a men's 6 XL like I look like a little boy in the 1800's about to go to sleep don't worry therefore I look cute for four corners that's done around this pack and these dresses have had this bag how much whistle six down you can cover up for just a buck I'm talking to you kids we're just bending 20 bucks on a half shirt you're next but wait there's more stuff only shopping movie yeah my girlfriend Shops at Hot Topic my mom buys them while shooting and how much was this Abbott I feel high I look high for not high prices so that is all I have for you guys today thank you guys so much for watching this advertisement for dollar stores I hope you guys enjoyed this video I'll see you guys next time I look like a buff little boy named cookie okay goodbye I love a softball player I am NOT athletic at all [Music] my trippin or do these face masks look like a tampon and pad had a baby

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Liza Koshy

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My dinner is PAID FOR. Stalking my boyfriend, but in front of his face this time! Now I finally know who I'm dating. Thanks for watching babes! See more #ad and #david down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• LOOK JUST AS CUTE IN BEATSX HERE: http://beats.is/2iaeCQ7 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• STALK AND HAVE WEIRD DREAMS ABOUT DAVID HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAO-Q... SUBSCRIBE TO HER OTHER CHANNEL: https://youtu.be/BnaK6KFuH6U Tweet him! Stalk him! But not too much he has a boyfriend: @DavidDobrik BUY HIS SWEATER HERE: https://fanjoy.co/collections/clickbait-merch ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats & Skrillex (Don't copyright me, big fan big fan.) ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil beats! #ad lol Love, Liza

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yeah what's up guys welcome back to like the second channel because they're her - that's my intro hey guys what up it's realize it come on add to cuz it's my second channel today I'm here with one of my girlfriends today I'm gonna be googling this girl friend of mine we're gonna see what we can find good going David okay clearly I've already googled him before yeah I can honestly share pictures you look your mom disgusting well that's a little offensive yeah oh my god you're like Michael Jackson I look like Michael Jackson's your favorite picture is it this one because you look like a man-child like a straight-up man baby gave it a brunette whereas me that his net worth is around 2 million hmm staying humble Google I like it find God in YouTube sweetheart neighbor Dilbert used to be in a relationship with Liza Koshi yeah I wanted to tell you that who would have admire young and successful dobut crew by the way his handsome nose it yeah I mean I gotta stay humble I can't write too much Irene David Gilbert fan fiction which I also wrote that's not weird people have had naughty dreams about you is that bad I mean I'm pretty good looking guy in the girl's perspective walked over to me and introduced himself hi was David's room and plopped on the path close behind and sat next to me you sat on a bed with a baby it's a story that I love this man he was good at it well this isn't realistic oh I'll get to the fun part David leaned over and kissed me Terry oh my god he's a girlfriend I met you I said to myself wow what girl I better go David said but can I have you know I do like you who is David Oberg in a relationship with Gaby Henry no not anymore ninety-one what was David point America dammit according to the scale below I really my dad what after David first started on tinder I blew up on their no I interacted with the most users over soon Davis current roommate Liza what is David usually known for using his girlfriend reviews that's not I'm one of the options okay what is David's favorite two things about his girlfriend lies mikoshi money and uses an adoption body hair more like body hair personality nice a little bit of booty seriously a little bit there's nothing that you have a good knowledge about our Lord and Savior David Joe quick but you could improve a little bit can you answer questions about David and Lisa where did lies and David meet oh wait oh wait run back up on it as in David it's stupid 90% you entered that on my 10 questions correctly you're a complete discipline weird cuz I don't them so I don't like that so that's how have go ahead and Dave come on okay I want to break up thank you guys so much for watching make sure to go subscribe to the cutest person in this video this one right here guys make sure you go subscribe to my girlfriend anything else yeah I did it yeah we're just 15 percent off hello category product please all obviously today I want to talk to guys about these glasses I'm wearing are pretty though I don't I talked to you guys about these beats they're asked drop the beat you guys about the beats yeah these bad boys are doping this bad boy why are they so cool what I wasn't gonna say anymore but since you have because they come in all these different colors and more baby we don't discriminate eh need a charge for five minutes for two hours of playback that's not cost him and they're not just a music you can also make home or fake calls that no one calls you either that's all the advertisement I have for you guys today thank you guys for listening to your beats X okay what are you getting david dobrik our China archive archive what are you making spoon aside from Inger Engrish what can you speak babe not much that's my dreamer when did do number 28 2008 15 I was just I'm bad with years that's it I thought I was cute I have an itch I'm not masturbating to this picture

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"duration": 6.78, "start": 135.15, "text": "mikoshi money and uses an adoption body" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 138.03, "text": "hair more like body hair personality" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 141.93, "text": "nice a little bit of booty seriously a" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 146.01, "text": "little bit there's nothing that you have" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 149.82, "text": "a good knowledge about our Lord and" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 151.17, "text": "Savior David Joe quick but you could" }, { "duration": 3.33, "start": 152.49, "text": "improve a little bit can you answer" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 153.69, "text": "questions about David and Lisa where did" }, { "duration": 5.22, "start": 155.82, "text": "lies and David meet oh wait oh wait run" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 158.31, "text": "back up on it as in David it's" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 161.04, "text": "stupid 90% you entered that on my 10" }, { "duration": 3.27, "start": 163.05, 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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

FULL FACE MAKEUP USING ONLY HARDWARE TOOLS!!

Using a hammer, drill, nails and more to beat my entire face, literally. Anything can be a tool. And anyone. Thanks for watching babes! Make sure to check out Mr. Kate-blessing-my-office video below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MR. KATE'S VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPg1gN_ey2o Comment "Liza is cuter than Joey". ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil toolbags! Love, Liza

10,025,452

432,233

279

20170918

Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1WJ01Ij9AQ

p1WJ01Ij9AQ

2024-11-29T11:44:15.213947

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

THIS IS WHY IM QUITTING. P.O. BOX OPENING!!

Not sure if I should keep this going, let me know what you think! Thanks for having great packages... and for sending them. Thank you babes. Check out my other social medias below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil packages of happiness Love, Liza

25,263,022

598,069

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20161126

Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYt4INcBTRQ

aYt4INcBTRQ

2024-11-29T11:44:21.021938

I'm Legit the same color as the Box what size am I at FedEx what no yeah hey what's up guys it's your girl laza coming at too cuz it's my second Channel today I'm doing another PO box opening face package yay I love scarves thanks guys it's almost winter it's a coffee mug with my face on it and it doesn't have eyebrows like me too it's already open Liza sorry thank you so much to Sydney this is so sweet she said you are my hero not all heroes wear capes the people at you boot they don't relatable this person straight up sting me air oh my God she legit just sent me Bubble Wrap This is my favorite sound drugs I got spicy candy thank you so much so let me explain that these boxes have been laying around for a month now and I have severe ADD so I would look at the boxes and wonder what's inside them and then I would look outside and wonder what it's like to be a squirrel so I think some of these boxes may contain food and I think some of this food may have gone really bad this box smells really freaking weird I'm going to open it now oh my God we sent you this potato oh thank God it's a potato I thought it was a body part thank you to Nyla and Chris for the mashed potato there's no note in this box but someone sent me a bunch of coasters thank you so much oh cute I got a New York t-shirt shut up they painted these iPhone cases that are my size yay thank you so much Sharda for the cases protection is important this wasn't a package it was a Piata my God I feel like an Hispanic girl turning 15 and she sent me money in her letter I wonder what it says thank you Georgia I got candy from Ecuador I got coffee from Ecuador I got lemonade from Ecuador thank you so much Ava and Michaela I want to go visit Ecuador now and ECA [Music] window I'm sorry what is this it's Starbucks oh thank you so much Caitlyn for this Starbucks pillow this is so sweet oh it is sweet it's K macchiato oh my God I'm going to get so fat what the heck is this this looks amazing thank you her name's are Tess and Max and we're Canadian god freak knew it freaking love Canadian thank you so much Piper she sent me a Starbucks gift card guys don't send me this stuff okay you're promoting my drug addiction it's really sweet of you to give this but I'm going to donate this to somebody else in need but I'll keep this part though thank you guys don't send me any live animals okay I'm about to gain 20 lb I hope you guys realize I can go to the store and get fat myself making it easy on me and sending it directly to my mouth that rhymed mic drop it was a good one and you know it thank you so much Karina for the love handles ooh this one's fancy oh it says this is the top okay my bad this is awesome she sent me diapers I want to thank you for being a good parent but I can't find your name so thanks Mom is this some kind of sexual Contraption a man n it's just a hula whoo thank you for sending this Lucio a man Christmas is over thank you guys so so much for watching I know I don't open every package and letter on camera or thank you guys properly enough but seriously thank you all so so much for taking the time to send such sweet creative and fattening gifts but thank you guys so much for watching I'm going to go eat dinner now [Music] bye after video announcement and action you guys are legit so so sweet but I feel a little weird receiving these like gifts and presents and I wasn't even born or anything you know you guys are the reason why I opened up a po bo and doing these videos cuz I think you guys like seeing them I don't know let me know in the comments below man I sound like a YouTuber right now but I really do think I will be closing it soon because not every day should be this freaking sweet man I was thinking of this as a way to connect with you guys but I can't connect back because I can't personally give back a pound of fat that you're giving me but to everybody that has sent stuff or was even thinking about sending stuff thank you guys so so much but yeah that's it if I catch this in my mouth I'm going to gain 20 lb hope it goes to my butt [Music] bye we

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Liza Koshy

DELETING THIS. CRINGY COUPLES TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE!

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2024-11-29T11:44:25.538134

they say YouTubers are running out of ideas yeah hey guys what up it's your girl Liza coming at to cuz it's my second Channel I came up with that right yeah yeah today we're going to be doing the try not to make me laugh challenge but with a Twist more like with a food we're mixing it up here doing the next week where I do the girlfriend tag with a different girl with a different girl so yeah we're doing the try out to laugh challenge with food I bought a bunch of different foods that are like somewhat liquidy this is so gross I plan on losing a lot of subscribers with this challeng this is disgusting nothing's funny about this do we both put stuff in our mouth yeah I'm going full force with the pudding here I don't even know how you spit pudding out of your mouth stop it this do work no there's no way I'm running out of ideas is this organic fruit smoothie for babies m is that already in your mouth oh this smells disgusting guys you guys have to realize I'm a picky oh I just snorted baby food is this baby food you want more bab no kind good this kind turns me on actually it's like really hot I'm only four years old okay we're done I think this is jell no please my mouth was that a li I just got my tonsils removed what's in my butt moving on to some light original maple syrup and I'm moving on to ran no it's garlic Ranch yeah it's your favorite I'm going to throw up on live maybe I should do this one yeah maybe not how about to do a little bit of horse badish oh my God that was like my but hole as a Taco Bell another question have to PR oh no going to BR I hate juice you're going to die a painful death you can't just drink it and just spit it at me there has to be some for things I feel stickier than usual I love my subscribers I want to thank everybody for supporting me oh I just want to thank everybody for being here for me oh my God no one's going to want to watch this there's no way anyone's going to watch this video is going to be age restricted there better be a thumbs down right now I think I'm going blind in my left ass oh is that coke yes this is going to be one of those videos it's just for us this is going to be no way babe I have too many of those videos just for us oh no please I smell like vomit I always smell like vomit yeah you smell better than usual that's all we have for you guys today make sure you subscribe to Liza and if you're not already then unsubscribe too please thank you guys so much for watching this not over no no no no no no poy P I don't know I should do this no I don't want you to should I do it for the video I told you guys I was halfway yeah guys and if you think we wasted the food don't worry I'm going to eat it all off of Liza what what we'll see you guys next week with a less nauseating video that was really gross that was really gross I hope no one follows in those footsteps I hope no one follows me hey you're not my boyfriend you wear a white shirt oh wait you have a black hat honestly it was just a way for me to buy a bunch of groceries and ride it off as expenses I'm going to get a real [Music] quick I'm really sorry I thought I thought it was a good idea oh my God this is exactly what a diaper feels like I'm so sorry you were watching but thank you thank you for watching okay [Music] bye

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my" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 80.439, "text": "tonsils" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 82.119, "text": "removed what's in my" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 84.4, "text": "butt moving on to some light original" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 87.32, "text": "maple syrup and I'm moving on to ran no" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 89.96, "text": "it's garlic Ranch yeah it's your" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 92.96, "text": "favorite I'm going to throw up on live" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 95.36, "text": "maybe I should do this one yeah maybe" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 97.119, "text": "not how about to do a little bit of" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 99.119, "text": "horse" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 103.64, "text": "badish oh my" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 106.88, "text": "God that was like my but hole as a Taco" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 109.64, "text": "Bell another question have to PR oh no" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 112.079, "text": "going to BR I hate juice you're going to" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 113.96, "text": "die a painful death you can't just drink" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 115.68, "text": "it and just spit it at me there has to" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 117.159, "text": "be some for" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 118.84, "text": "things I feel stickier than" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 121.6, "text": "usual I love my subscribers I want to" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 124.759, "text": "thank everybody for supporting me oh I" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 127.2, "text": "just want to thank everybody for being" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 128.8, "text": "here for me oh my" }, { "duration": 3.479, "start": 131.76, "text": "God no one's going to want to watch this" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 133.84, "text": "there's no way anyone's going to watch" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 135.239, "text": "this video is going to be age restricted" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 136.64, "text": "there better be a thumbs down right" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 141.04, "text": "now I think I'm going blind in my left" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 143.44, "text": "ass oh is that coke yes this is going to" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 146.36, "text": "be one of those videos it's just for us" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 148.64, "text": "this is going to be no way babe I have" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 150.36, "text": "too many of those videos just for us oh" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 152.36, "text": "no" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 154.2, "text": "please I smell like vomit I always smell" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 156.56, "text": "like vomit yeah you smell better than" }, { "duration": 3.561, "start": 158.239, "text": "usual that's all we have for you guys" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 160.2, "text": "today make sure you subscribe to Liza" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 161.8, "text": "and if you're not already then" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 163, "text": "unsubscribe too please thank you guys so" }, { "duration": 3.559, "start": 165.04, "text": "much for watching this not over no no no" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 166.68, "text": "no no no poy P I don't know I should do" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 168.599, "text": "this no I don't want you to should" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 171.519, "text": "I do it for the" }, { "duration": 4.561, "start": 173.879, "text": "video I told you guys I was" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 176.239, "text": "halfway yeah guys and if you think we" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 178.44, "text": "wasted the food don't worry I'm going to" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 179.84, "text": "eat it all off of Liza what what we'll" }, { "duration": 3.4, "start": 181.72, "text": "see you guys next week with a less" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 182.8, "text": "nauseating video that was really gross" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 185.12, "text": "that was really gross I hope no one" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 186.599, "text": "follows in those footsteps I hope no one" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 188.68, "text": "follows me hey you're not my boyfriend" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 190.48, "text": "you wear a white shirt oh wait you have" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 192, "text": "a black hat honestly it was just a way" }, { "duration": 3.081, "start": 193.599, "text": "for me to buy a bunch of groceries and" }, { "duration": 3.121, "start": 194.879, "text": "ride it off as expenses I'm going to get" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 196.68, "text": "a real" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 198, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 202.92, "text": "quick I'm really sorry I thought I" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 205.239, "text": "thought it was a good idea oh my God" }, { "duration": 2.919, "start": 206.68, "text": "this is 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Liza Koshy

MY FAVORITE PASTIME. I'M MAKING BREAD! WHOLESOME WHOLE WHEAT.

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2024-11-29T11:44:30.485624

yeah sup guys it's your girl Madame Zeroni comin at you if you don't know that reference then you and your family are cursed for always in eternity and you know that was scary if you don't know what I'm talking about today I felt like bacon I want to make banana bread there's no reason I just want to do it I'm feeling crazy I'm wearing shoes inside my own house like this banana so I have a bunch of old bananas aka my mom has a hoarding problem that she passed it down onto me so I have a bunch of frozen bananas in my fridge fish would be a honey all right I'm greasing up my pan all right cool have a tablespoon of salt or you know three tablespoons of salt I never got some Greek yogurt some chill Barney gianni mota baby what's a quarter cup of yogurt you don't have to go oh there it got behind him oh whoa why am i attracted to honey right now this just looks good I'm gonna put a biodegradable straw in there and just mmm don't fix biodegradable I'll suck it look coconut oil that's okay I have to be alright now we're going to add in our bananas I like my bananas like I like myself Brown and cheeky [Music] Ennio are at mashing up the bananas my hands are all up in this is it too late to wash my hands from the bathroom earlier you know whoever eats this I'm gonna build their immunity they're welcome right now we're gonna start adding our butter into our flour oh my gosh I want to eat this and get salmonella and be happy you die oh my gosh [Music] it's awesome I'm so proud of myself alright now I'm adding in some chocolate chunks chocolate chips look at that a little batter and it only gets better good it's going into the oven you're gonna alexa set alarm for 49 minutes [Music] that to Alexis I'm very privileged oh my god I'm furious do you got 4 minutes and 20 seconds left on your 49 minutes - you shut up she said 4 minutes and 20 seconds left I'm so on brain she's done look at her we have the same eyes ok but with my scarf why do we look alike right now oh shut up that looks over my head that was so pleasing watch this I'm done my purpose here on life is complete this is all I was meant to do beam me up god I'm so good at editing and jumping off my counter time for presentation one more time god I try you can gaze into the future hey dinky spacey yeah it is one of the healthier versions of banana nut bread so you don't owe if I forgot nut I have a call a banana but bread because that's where it goes thank you guys so much well I think if you guys want to make your own banana bread the recipe is in the description below yeah thank you for watching and I'll see you guys next time bye [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

LIZA KOSHY THINKS SHE'S A BEAUTY GURU • Compilation

Beat by quarantine. I'm just winging it, honey. Here's a compilation of my borderline bomb make up looks. Good luck, gurus. Also, get the D you need below. THE DISCOUNT YOU DESERVE: You seem like you should be spoiled... I got you. Get your clean skincare routine from @cestmoibeauty for 20% CHEAPER NOW! Click here to automatically get your discount: https://www.cestmoi.com/pages/save-on-sets ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• KEEP UP WITH KOSHY: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzza?lang=en TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE (please): www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, beauties. All love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBEBPEyIw9Y

ZBEBPEyIw9Y

2024-11-29T11:44:35.434099

[Music] so i love this look she cute and uh i want to be cute too i'm going to try it with my same one pencil all right here we go yeah that's tight that's tight i'm wearing a towelless pants but that's tight okay that's no that's fire that's spicy success rate is at an all-time high shut up about my towel you're the one that's wearing panties at home you're free yo what don't worry about it don't worry about it sweetheart this stuff same one if i take a mascara wand yup yo you can do anything in this life let's take my mascara one go right through there boom you got color mascara baby whoa yo my eyelashes are blue that's cool we'll grow another one today's look is about to be out of this world and i'm not cocky i just i need a break from earth for a second but you'll see what i mean yeah i'm a bad boy doing good things got a lemonade with chicken wings you know what i'm all the way back here and if you look at that shadow i look fantastic the sun is going down and so is my makeup career but i think my ep is coming out because that wasn't that bad this looks like a science fair project that got a participation rate you know what perfection would not have been relatable anyways if my house is haunted that is exciting i finally have someone to talk to hello welcome in okay no ghost but i will get a ouija board in 7-1 eventually because i'm that lonely okay so let me fix this so far so bad i had so much potential but you know what's exciting is that it has yet to be unlocked and i look forward to that day [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] i'm a cow [ __ ] [Music] you stop scrolling your perv here's a makeup tutorial dude these crayons make it so easy so passionate oh sorry you're stepping on your neck james charles how fun is that all right good luck everybody other side good luck everyone hold on to your panties oh my god you know it's been socially distanced for a while let me see a squirrel and have a panic attack shut up stay away from each other [Music] oh god i'm okay almost [Music] i'm okay [Music] yesterday my heart was filled with rain sunny you smile at me unreal [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] tutorial we gotta take this off dude guys i'm a human dry erase board no this is not gonna turn out well god woke me up for a reason today and this was not it it's the spinning wheel of death you know what that's bad i only had black and white and i made 50 shades of grey james charles is your neck okay or should i step on it again [ __ ] i'm buffering actually i'm kind of feeling it hey siri play my music sorry i didn't catch that get you some visionary crayon fearless eyeliner pencil and i was fearless doing this look and i am fearful posting it tear me apart jeremy open i'm an open wound or a salt on me i'm a snail i think that was an exorcism that's a lighter note [Music] she likes being spanked with a lot in common why [Music] what did you wear what why do i look more ethnically ambiguous with this makeup on i just look like i wanted to be in cats but they never considered me bro what how did that happen so fast oh my god time flies when you're having fun and being successful seriously is that symmetrical or are they just perfectly even on both sides you know that's not what you look at uh no look at him [Music] you know mirrors don't get enough credit [Music] oh my god it looks good who did this yeah i'm gonna go put some mascara on and blow my mind wow wow oh i'm feeling myself oh no this is getting nervous to like talk to myself sorry no there's narcissism and there's confidence and then there's talent i did this in literally three seconds however if you want to do it in two seconds all i have to do is uncap all these and just go listen listen listen to the helicopter looking for a criminal in my backyard but listen to this [Music] you

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"about to be out of this world" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 64.4, "text": "and i'm not cocky i just i need a break" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 66.64, "text": "from earth for a second but you'll see" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 68.08, "text": "what i mean" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 70.159, "text": "yeah i'm a bad boy doing good things got" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 72.88, "text": "a" }, { "duration": 3.599, "start": 73.2, "text": "lemonade with chicken wings you know" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 75.28, "text": "what i'm all the way back here" }, { "duration": 5.121, "start": 76.799, "text": "and if you look at that shadow i look" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 78.72, "text": "fantastic the sun is going down" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 81.92, "text": "and so is my makeup career but i think" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 84, "text": "my ep is coming out because that wasn't" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 85.52, "text": "that bad this looks like a science fair" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 87.2, "text": "project that got a participation rate" }, { "duration": 4.48, "start": 89.04, "text": "you know what perfection would not have" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 90.479, "text": "been relatable anyways" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 95.36, "text": "if my house is haunted that is exciting" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 98.32, "text": "i finally have someone to talk to hello" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 100.64, "text": "welcome in okay no ghost but i will get" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 103.84, "text": "a ouija board in 7-1 eventually because" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 105.84, "text": "i'm that lonely" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 107.28, "text": "okay so let me fix this so far so bad" }, { "duration": 3.439, "start": 110.72, "text": "i had so much potential but you know" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 112.399, "text": "what's exciting is that it has yet to be" }, { "duration": 2.941, 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5.28, "start": 164.8, "text": "everybody other side good luck everyone" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 166.959, "text": "hold on to your panties" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 170.08, "text": "oh my god you know it's been socially" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 171.36, "text": "distanced for a while let me see a" }, { "duration": 11.04, "start": 173.28, "text": "squirrel and have a panic attack" }, { "duration": 14.82, "start": 176, "text": "shut up stay away from each other" }, { "duration": 6.5, "start": 184.32, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 191.28, "text": "oh god i'm okay" }, { "duration": 8.52, "start": 196.84, "text": "almost" }, { "duration": 13.8, "start": 199.12, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.28, "start": 205.36, "text": "i'm okay" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 212.92, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 12.03, "start": 214.64, "text": "yesterday my heart was filled with rain" }, { "duration": 10.53, "start": 219.28, "text": "sunny you smile at me unreal" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 226.67, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.97, "start": 233.21, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.6, "start": 236.08, "text": "oh [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 7.65, "start": 240.18, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 3.15, "start": 244.68, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 252.84, "text": "tutorial we gotta take this off" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 257.68, "text": "dude guys i'm a human dry erase board no" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 261.28, "text": "this is not gonna turn out well" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 262.72, "text": "god woke me up for a reason today and" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 265.44, "text": "this was not it" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 266.479, "text": "it's the spinning wheel of death you" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 268.4, "text": "know what that's bad" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 270.56, "text": "i only had black and white and i made 50" }, { "duration": 2.96, "start": 272.32, "text": "shades of grey" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 273.68, "text": "james charles is your neck okay or" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 275.28, "text": "should i step on it again [ __ ] i'm" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 277.12, "text": "buffering" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 277.84, "text": "actually i'm kind of feeling it hey siri" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 280.479, "text": "play my music" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 281.36, "text": "sorry i didn't catch that get you some" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 284.479, "text": "visionary crayon fearless eyeliner" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 286.8, "text": "pencil and i was fearless doing this" }, { "duration": 6.161, "start": 289.199, "text": "look and i am fearful posting it" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 292.24, "text": "tear me apart jeremy open i'm an open" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 295.36, "text": "wound" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 296.08, "text": "or a salt on me i'm a snail" }, { 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2.7199999999999998, "start": 360.16, "text": "my god time flies when you're having fun" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 361.68, "text": "and being successful" }, { "duration": 6.24, "start": 362.88, "text": "seriously is that symmetrical or are" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 365.12, "text": "they just perfectly even on both sides" }, { "duration": 11.201, "start": 370.639, "text": "you know that's not what you look at uh" }, { "duration": 7.361, "start": 374.479, "text": "no look at him" }, { "duration": 3.049, "start": 381.97, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 13.161, "start": 385.199, "text": "you know mirrors don't get enough credit" }, { "duration": 4.43, "start": 393.93, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 400.639, "text": "oh my god it looks good" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 403.759, "text": "who did this yeah i'm gonna go put some" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 406.4, "text": "mascara on and" }, { "duration": 7.44, "start": 407.44, "text": "blow my mind wow" }, { "duration": 6.32, "start": 411.84, "text": "wow oh i'm feeling myself" }, { "duration": 6.719, "start": 414.88, "text": "oh no this is getting nervous to like" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 418.16, "text": "talk to myself sorry no there's" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 421.599, "text": "narcissism and there's confidence and" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 423.199, "text": "then there's talent" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 424.8, "text": "i did this in literally three seconds" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 426.88, "text": "however if you want to do it in two" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 428.24, "text": "seconds all i have to do is uncap all" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 429.759, "text": "these and just go" }, { "duration": 7.599, "start": 432, "text": "listen listen listen to the helicopter" }, { "duration": 15.521, "start": 436.319, "text": "looking for a criminal in my backyard" }, { "duration": 12.241, "start": 439.599, "text": "but listen 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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

MEET JET: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

he is sexy much... you look but do not touch. i lof him long time. dis is hot women typing dis, no jet. thank u. by. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sexies! Love, Liza

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

PAYING ACTORS TO BE MY FRIENDS!!

I pay for them to be my friends, and they volunteer to be actors in our new show, LIZA ON DEMAND. We reveal our release date on our throuple date! Watch this and find out when your favorite show comes out! Thank you for your patience, babes. Stalk my sweets Travis and Kimiko down below!: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Stalk Travis here! https://www.instagram.com/travisties/ Stalk Kimiko here! https://www.instagram.com/ohlittleasianone/ Thank you to Courtney Carter (@thecartermediagroup) for creating this confusing, bonding and amazing scavenger hunt! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• GET MY EXTRAORDINARY SHIRT HERE: https://lizakoshy.com/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Imma get sued. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil June 27ths! Love, Liza

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OJNrxX5nyJ8

2024-11-29T11:44:49.341652

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Liza Koshy

BUILDING FURNITURE WITH NO HANDS CHALLENGE!!

Two girls, one shelf. We put together furniture with no hands and many booty cheeks. Watch Kate transform my room into heaven here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2snku5Iuyg And stalk her down below! And check out my collection with The Giving Key! If there were other promos I'd put them here too! Lol, thanks for watching babes. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• BE JEALOUS OF MY ROOM! WATCH KATE + JOEY'S VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2snku5Iuyg STALK MY KUTE KATE + JOEY HERE: www.mrkate.com AND HERE: @mrkatedotcom and @joeyzehr ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• CHECK OUT MY COLLECTION WITH THE GIVING KEYS: https://www.thegivingkeys.com/collections/the-giving-keys-x-liza-koshy USE CODE "LIZA" FOR FREE SHIPPING BABY!! LEARN ABOUT THEIR AMAZING MISSION: https://www.thegivingkeys.com/pages/impact ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sick nasties! Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4i8x5XQPM4

Z4i8x5XQPM4

2024-11-29T11:44:59.983370

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2024-11-29T11:45:06.505683

yeah hey guys what up a Supergirl Isaac um when a - because it's my second chance so today I'm gonna be telling you guys a story about David and eyes first off kiss camera I remember it like it was a couple weeks ago it was you know as yesterday so basically four days after we met David and I went to a party and it was a friend's Gian and Kasey JC's party or hanging out we were a couple awkward teenagers we were kind of looking at each other because we're like okay I kind of like her and she was like why is he looking at me we kinda just kept looking at each other until lies that a brilliant idea that takes me up to the roof atop she's like hey you want to come on the roof it's like a really pretty view and I'm like oh my god she wants to kiss me like that's it that's not true why would you invite anybody on the roof I'm like this is it I got in the bag I called my friend Patil um it's happening we're getting married yes where is confirmed to me that she wanted to kiss me because when we got to the rooftop I'm like man this views not that nice why'd she call me up yeah that's when I knew that she wanted to attack my fire nation come on okay I leave it for the kiss whatever it happened at Kingston and then I kissed her and then we kind of pause and then we kissed again this time mutually right that's basically where we were done kissing after like 30 minutes it was like 20 seconds I thought this was really cute right and I really liked David after four days so kind of really easy um that's not true guys watching this we're about to go back down into the party and as he's walking away I reach down and pick up a bunch of pieces of gravel and put it in my pocket because I didn't want to forget that moment we should pull out the rock she put him on the table I go me too time goes by and Dave and I have been dating for a couple of months like us playing David asked me if he can see the rocks that I had and a couple days after that I go and check my Rock box I check my rock collection and our rock isn't there I'm in Liza calls me panicking and she's like David where's my walk I'm gonna tell her I lost it and I lost my mind I was really upset that this rock was gone okay I thought I was gonna have to drive all the way to GM and KFC here and then I calmed her down by saying that the rock is probably somewhere in my room are a couple months passed by and now it's Valentine's Day so David comes over sits me down and starts giving me Valentine's Day love it no I never card really a really sweet adorable card expressing that sweet it was pretty sweet he also can't read this brain which is freaking beautiful it's aesthetically pleasing is it not know how like I loved like simple jewelry I like gray and black and white and white why not sure he gives me the ring he told me has one more surprise for me and I'm like chocolate but some grace of God David cleaned his room and of finding the rock miracle so then he tells me to close my eyes and put my hands out and like okay this is about to get really sexual or he's about to give me the rock and then he puts the rocks in my hands like this so then I open my eyes and look at my hands and they're not there so I'm like where's the rock and he says well why don't you check the other side so I put my hands over and check it moment I realized he had put the rock in the ring this is literally an apple from Qian and KSC's rooftop he took it and made a gold ring out of it as a reminder on my finger that we're in love so that's a story about how my ring all of you guys in the comments I've been asking for it and and there you go that's this is what you get I really hope you guys enjoyed this video I sure have enjoyed this relationship make sure you guys like and subscribe to Damon don't like too much he has a girlfriend but seriously shout out to David for doing the second cutest thing he's ever done the first being him buying their Tesla soon what hey guys what up it's a girl eyes are coming at Toulouse it's my second channel not yours I'm yours mmm ready yeah hey do you want go yeah do you want how many badges yes okay clicking off that's a fake laugh I know I heard [Music]

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Liza Koshy

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Hairless boyfriend answers questions about his hairy girlfriend! Thanks so much for watching babes! Subscribe to silky smooth David below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH DAVID'S VIDEO HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQAe8z0FZgo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sick nasties! Love, Liza

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yeah hey guys what up it's your girl Liza coming at to cuz it's my second Channel you've been here today I'm here with one of my girlfriends David one today I'm going to be asking David questions that he should know about me and if he doesn't get them right then I get to wax his leg hair off there's going to be 10 questions and if I get none of them wrong there's no waxing that's going to take place right yeah this isn't for entertainment purposes at all no this is all just honest questions oh no no I haven't even asked the question yet we've talked about this a lot okay okay go if Liza could turn into any fruit what would she be shut up we've talked about this we've talked about this no we haven't no we have do you already have one in mind whisper it to the camera okay grapefruit no no no I knew it ready three two oh my God Jes that is awful babe we could put that hair back on on your hairline this is like a lot a lot better of a shave than Liza's ever gotten in ha life Wow we could probably donate this to Locks of lung yeah look like Liza's butthole not that I've seen it he's only heard legends about it don't give me stupid questions anymore okay what is the tampon pad size that I use extra y yeah know how many YouTube videos are on my channel no fake F do you know it yeah I do how many tell the camera you have to have around 73 guys he said 73 what's answer you got it what's the answer the answer was actually I don't know Li it honestly could be 73 what did you tell the camera I said I don't know oh my God I can't F my legs again look how clean she is I wish I could transfer this hair over to my eyebrows next question does Liza have a secret cake well of course the answer is yes why the yes or no question you have to answer no no no no I'm that's another question all right fine you got that one next question what are Liza's parents names mom and dad Joe Koshi Joe Joe be careful what you say oh my God this is not this is Koshi I just call it the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life uh don't suck up now this one's for you Mom who this one's for you Janice and you going be the first initial yay okay rip it off 3 2 1 go Janice nope Jennifer no Jew no July August no September no John no March no what it's Jackie it's Jackie yeah there's so much I think this is better than Indian weed God my leg look so beautiful stop how many kids does Liza have none that's what you think what what what is the title of the last YouTube video she posted a oh my god well I posted it on Thursday like I normally do you a fake fan baby you a fake fan it was reading hate comments I will get through this Li Li what is it what is it it was reading mean comments I know I'll be okay I knew it was reading the comments I said that guys we're going to be auctioning these off on eBay part of our collector's items the last question what is Liza's favorite sport it's dancing that's right babe dancing is a sport that's my baby one of the last four digits of my phone number oh come on 7164 no no no don't give me that look cuz I know you're going to pull it right off babe think about this think about this hey hey just go I want you to be ready for this one no no I want you to feel ready go ahead go ahead three two give me some volume with that 3 2 1 go three two one no one more time one more time are you okay okay no I think this is my favorite video I've ever made I get good content and a clean boyfriend I think we're TI in Cas wait you actually put it on I did I thought we were done never done making clickbait baby what color is Liza's toothbrush it's white right now you got that right there I know cuz I use it I know what is Liza's bra size he's just dead now what is Liza's bra size Perfect babe you're so smooth you're like a Sour Patch Kid sour sweet then thank you so much for watching and gone so that is all we have for you guys today but trust me there's a lot more hair especially on his bung hole but we also made a really cute Coupes video on David's Channel go check it out it's going to be Link in the description right Liza I thanks Liza thanks no problem but yeah so thank you guys so much for watching okay bye bye today we're going to be doing the David challenge what's that I don't know I'm just going to do it today I'm going to be questioning David which is just like any other day I don't know you have really cute legs that look like they belong to a woman what are you doing to warm it up so it's sticky it also creates a lot of anxiety for where are you hairest my B what is Lisa's favorite color my name's Liza and honestly she loves the color white do like the color white like my boyfriends I said boyfriends but I'm just kidding one of them black watch I'm going to kiss Liza now you guys didn't get to see it but it looked like this did they kiss I don't know who's Liza's best friend it's me yeah is it yeah you can do it right but I'm still going to rip it off we [Music]

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}, { "duration": 2.121, "start": 225.879, "text": "more" }, { "duration": 4.441, "start": 228.959, "text": "time are you" }, { "duration": 4.84, "start": 231.64, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 233.4, "text": "okay no I think this is my favorite" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 236.48, "text": "video I've ever made I get good content" }, { "duration": 4.599, "start": 238.2, "text": "and a clean boyfriend I think we're TI" }, { "duration": 5.2, "start": 240, "text": "in Cas wait you actually put it on I did" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 242.799, "text": "I thought we were done never done making" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 245.2, "text": "clickbait baby what color is Liza's" }, { "duration": 3.401, "start": 246.879, "text": "toothbrush it's white right now you got" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 248.28, "text": "that right there I know cuz I use it I" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 250.28, "text": "know what is Liza's bra size he's just" }, { "duration": 7.84, "start": 252.56, "text": "dead now what is Liza's bra size Perfect" }, { "duration": 7.48, "start": 256.84, "text": "babe you're so" }, { "duration": 5.519, "start": 260.4, "text": "smooth you're like a Sour Patch Kid sour" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 264.32, "text": "sweet then thank you so much for" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 265.919, "text": "watching and gone so that is all we have" }, { "duration": 2.92, "start": 267.8, "text": "for you guys today but trust me there's" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 268.96, "text": "a lot more hair especially on his bung" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 270.72, "text": "hole but we also made a really cute" }, { "duration": 2.959, "start": 272.24, "text": "Coupes video on David's Channel go check" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 274.4, "text": "it out it's going to be Link in the" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 275.199, "text": "description right Liza I thanks Liza" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 277.52, "text": "thanks no problem but yeah so thank you" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 279.16, "text": "guys so much for watching okay bye" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 281.919, "text": "bye today we're going to be doing the" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 283.88, "text": "David" }, { "duration": 4.641, "start": 284.919, "text": "challenge what's that I don't know I'm" }, { "duration": 4.239, "start": 287.4, "text": "just going to do it today I'm going to" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 289.56, "text": "be questioning David which is just like" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 291.639, "text": "any other day I don't know you have" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 293.24, "text": "really cute legs that look like they" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 295.24, "text": "belong to a woman what are you doing to" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 297.12, "text": "warm it up so it's sticky it also" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 298.44, "text": "creates a lot of anxiety for" }, { "duration": 4.921, "start": 300.199, "text": "where are you" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 301.44, "text": "hairest my B what is Lisa's favorite" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 305.12, "text": "color my name's Liza and honestly she" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 307.12, "text": "loves the color white do like the color" }, { "duration": 4.079, "start": 308.96, "text": "white like my boyfriends I said" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 310.8, "text": "boyfriends but I'm just kidding one of" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 313.039, "text": "them black watch I'm going to kiss Liza" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 315.199, "text": "now you guys didn't get to see it but it" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 317.479, "text": "looked like this did they kiss I don't" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 319.8, "text": "know who's Liza's best friend it's me" }, { "duration": 6.92, "start": 323.6, "text": "yeah is it yeah you can do it right but" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 326.68, "text": "I'm still going to rip it off" }, { "duration": 13.109, "start": 330.68, "text": "we" }, { "duration": 10.179, "start": 333.61, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

Why I took a break

Thank you. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• No matter what you FEEL, the truth is, you are NOT alone. But you are strong. Stay so, check out below: • Crisis text line: https://www.crisistextline.org just text “HI” to 741-741 • Peer support: https://www.7cups.com/ • Support in UK: https://www.samaritans.org/ • IN AN EMERGENCY If you or your friend needs urgent help, call 911 immediately. Or even take your friend to the emergency room for assistance. If you feel it’s safe, stay with your friend or find someone to stay with them until help arrives. • IN A CRISIS Get immediate support 24/7 by calling 1-800-273-8255 or text SEIZE to 741741. It’s free, and free of judgment. Everything you tell them is confidential, unless it’s essential to contact emergency services to keep you or a loved one safe. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • My favorite book that found me while I was lost: You are a Badass. https://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Badass%C2%AE-Doubting-Greatness/dp/0762447699/ref=asc_df_0762447699/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312045581420&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7041397617413479108&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031201&hvtargid=aud-466360936450:pla-376412049480&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=62837065180&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312045581420&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7041397617413479108&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031201&hvtargid=aud-466360936450:pla-376412049480 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Lovely, uplifting people to feed your feed: • Jay Shetty: https://www.instagram.com/jayshetty/?hl=en • Mindset of Greatness: https://www.instagram.com/mindsetofgreatness/?hl=en • Humble The Poet: https://www.instagram.com/humblethepoet/?hl=en ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: • Lizzo - Good As Hell • Ariana Grande - Successful • Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT. YOUR CHOICE. www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• All my love, Liza

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UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6oqS4_Qoww

D6oqS4_Qoww

2024-11-29T11:45:19.204354

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

BOYFRIEND DOES MY MAKEUP!

David is a beauty guru. Tell me I'm pretty... because he won't lol. But look how pretty he is! Watch me transform my boyfriend into my girlfriend below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Check out David's video here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUnb31yPnD4 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sick nasties! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QXwtFnryxE

7QXwtFnryxE

2024-11-29T11:45:23.973463

yeah hey guys what's up it's his girlfriend Liza and my boyfriend David welcome back to my second channel oh yeah welcome back to my second Channel today I look like a little boy because this little boy is going to be doing my makeup we're just going to get started um I'd like to lay down the foundation first before we begin I'm using the Easy Mac Tool by Beyonce and then I'm using the mac and this the first thing you do normally people do this later but I'm going to do it now okay I know this is a makeup job but I think I should give her a little bit of a shave that's so rude I'm just going to get Michael Jackson over here a little bit of a hairstyle what I like to do right away is I like to go for the eyes saying right now I'm going to use Becca for the eyes oh I just bought this I I could tell that she uses this one a lot and this one so I'm going to mix them ah that was a very stupid decision I think it's a little bit too much I'm I'm going to put a little bit more now I I just found out that this is the actual Foundation now I'm going to make your chin look predominant predominant I'm going to apply a little bit here and a little bit here you want on top and I think they do some here and here yeah this I've seen girls do this okay we're getting somewhere I have it all over her face that's what he said some to cover that mustache do you think I I need a lot of makeup no oh you need a crap Tong this is mascara I need you to open up wide oh God that's what he said yeah there we go they're looking very plump that's what he said this is a crayon I don't know how it got in her makeup kit I'm assuming it's for lips cuz it's the only thing that's that color I thought you were going to put that in my eye I'm going to put it in her ey no it would help if Liza's lips weren't super chapped do you want to kiss me now of course not okay her lips look pretty stupid hold on come here it's harder to do when I'm doing it on someone else usually when I apply this on my face right away oh that was perfect not bad look at that that's pretty solid okay here we go now I'm going to use Ro shell facial spray it's mineral water okay now that I'm refreshed I'm going to keep going with the makeup job we have the luxury powder very nice cuz careful I'm going to powder up the rest of her face here and I messed up again but that's okay because this is a tutorial so I'm going to show you how to dig yourself out of the hole I'm just going to that's what he said I'm going to finish the job no I'm going to kill you I'm going to close this Liza I think ended up spilling all that on the floor I didn't do that you did that okay I wouldn't yell at me when your face looks like so stupid I'm trying so hard to remain G cuz the camera's on hey guys we're back after some coup's therapy now I'm going to I'm going to do her eyebrows oh my God this is what you mean by eyebrows I literally have to paint my eyebrows on every morning okay there we go and I justed her eyebrows okay she looks really ugly normally people would stop and be like okay I messed up I'm going to wash it off and try again but I'm just going to add lipstick and make it all go away I love you well now it's on your teeth cuz you're an idiot babe is this a Miranda Sing tutorial Liza close your mouth that's what he said okay that's just race honestly at this point can I just do something cool so I think da gave up I gave up about 10 minutes ago and now he's just having to feel down on my face that's what he say lipstick is capable of more than just lips all the girls watching this video are just cringing at the amount of waste of lipstick I'm going to end my process with some more Avan water cuz it's good for your minerals okay I'm done and this is the final look you got a nice little red uh Brazilian strap coming down from the neck her eyelids are compromised much of Maybelline and volume neck uh extraordinaire her nose hair I really didn't do anything with I kind of just left it alone cuz it's all just grown out of there like a wild animal um for her teeth I didn't touch them but she probably should maybe she should brush them obviously I didn't want to ruin anything about her mustache because I think it's impressive as is by it got boring like it's it's boring making you look good cuz it's so easy and natural for you that really sweet did you mean that no was for the video three two it's not bad right it's like interesting I honestly look like a human basketball I'm honestly pretty impressed with like how you got the mascara on there eyebrows look great though that's what I'm most do they actually look good that one looks good but there I have too much Brown under the eyebrow what's wrong with too much Brown all right what are you trying to say that's it for today's video make sure you guys like And subscribe David did a really great job so guys make sure to go check out David second Channel because I'm going to be doing his makeup there it's going to look a little different than that but yeah thank you guys so much for watching my foot is white I look pretty [Music] bye [Music] we

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"facial spray it's mineral" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 111.399, "text": "water okay now that I'm refreshed I'm" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 113.52, "text": "going to keep going with the makeup job" }, { "duration": 5.161, "start": 115.079, "text": "we have the luxury powder very nice cuz" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 118.28, "text": "careful I'm going to powder up the rest" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 120.24, "text": "of her face here and I messed up again" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 122.68, "text": "but that's okay because this is a" }, { "duration": 3.161, "start": 124.039, "text": "tutorial so I'm going to show you how to" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 125.479, "text": "dig yourself out of the hole I'm just" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 127.2, "text": "going to that's what he said I'm going" }, { "duration": 5.241, "start": 128.479, "text": "to finish the job no I'm going to kill" }, { "duration": 4.679, "start": 131.92, "text": "you I'm going to close" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 133.72, "text": "this Liza I think ended up spilling all" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 136.599, "text": "that on the floor I didn't do that you" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 138.36, "text": "did that okay I wouldn't yell at me when" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 140.239, "text": "your face looks like so stupid I'm" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 142.48, "text": "trying so hard to remain G cuz the" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 144.319, "text": "camera's on hey guys we're back after" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 146.48, "text": "some coup's therapy now I'm going to I'm" }, { "duration": 3.88, "start": 148.2, "text": "going to do her eyebrows oh my God this" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 150.2, "text": "is what you mean by eyebrows I literally" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 152.08, "text": "have to paint my eyebrows on every" }, { "duration": 4.76, "start": 153.28, "text": "morning okay there we go and I justed" }, { "duration": 4.6, "start": 154.8, "text": "her eyebrows okay she looks really ugly" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 158.04, "text": "normally people would stop and be like" }, { "duration": 2.32, "start": 159.4, "text": "okay I messed up I'm going to wash it" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 160.519, "text": "off and try again but I'm just going to" }, { "duration": 3.799, "start": 161.72, "text": "add lipstick and make it all go away I" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 163.48, "text": "love you well now it's on your teeth cuz" }, { "duration": 4.281, "start": 165.519, "text": "you're an idiot babe is this a Miranda" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 167.319, "text": "Sing tutorial Liza close your" }, { "duration": 4.439, "start": 169.8, "text": "mouth that's what he said okay that's" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 172.84, "text": "just race honestly at this point can I" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 174.239, "text": "just do something cool so I think da" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 176.36, "text": "gave up I gave up about 10 minutes ago" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 178.48, "text": "and now he's just having to feel down on" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 179.92, "text": "my face that's what he say lipstick is" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 182.84, "text": "capable of more than just lips all the" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 184.72, "text": "girls watching this video are just" }, { "duration": 4.4, "start": 186, "text": "cringing at the amount of waste of" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 188.64, "text": "lipstick I'm going to end my process" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 190.4, "text": "with some more Avan water cuz it's good" }, { "duration": 4.799, "start": 192.08, "text": "for your minerals okay I'm done and this" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 194.68, "text": "is the final look you got a nice little" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 196.879, "text": "red uh Brazilian strap coming down from" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 199.519, "text": "the neck her eyelids are compromised" }, { "duration": 3.8810000000000002, "start": 201.239, "text": "much of Maybelline and volume neck uh" }, { "duration": 3.441, "start": 203.239, "text": "extraordinaire her nose hair I really" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 205.12, "text": "didn't do anything with I kind of just" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 206.68, "text": "left it alone cuz it's all just grown" }, { "duration": 4.121, "start": 208.239, "text": "out of there like a wild animal um for" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 210.28, "text": "her teeth I didn't touch them but she" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 212.36, "text": "probably should maybe she should brush" }, { "duration": 3.321, "start": 213.599, "text": "them obviously I didn't want to ruin" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 215.56, "text": "anything about her mustache because I" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 216.92, "text": "think it's impressive as is by it got" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 219.239, "text": "boring like it's it's boring making you" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 221.56, "text": "look good cuz it's so easy and natural" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 223.799, "text": "for you that really sweet did you mean" }, { "duration": 5.601, "start": 225.239, "text": "that no was for the video three" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 228.64, "text": "two it's not bad right it's like" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 230.84, "text": "interesting I honestly look like a human" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 233, "text": "basketball I'm honestly pretty impressed" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 235.159, "text": "with like how you got the mascara on" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 236.64, "text": "there eyebrows look great though that's" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 238.239, "text": "what I'm most do they actually look good" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 239.68, "text": "that one looks good but there I have too" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 240.799, "text": "much Brown under the eyebrow what's" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 242.4, "text": "wrong with too much Brown all right what" }, { "duration": 2.321, "start": 243.799, "text": "are you trying to say that's it for" }, { "duration": 3.041, "start": 244.799, "text": "today's video make sure you guys like" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 246.12, "text": "And subscribe David did a really great" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 247.84, "text": "job so guys make sure to go check out" }, { "duration": 3.241, "start": 249.319, "text": "David second Channel because I'm going" }, { "duration": 3.16, "start": 250.68, "text": "to be doing his makeup there it's going" }, { "duration": 2.6790000000000003, "start": 252.56, "text": "to look a little different than that but" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 253.84, "text": "yeah thank you guys so much for watching" }, { "duration": 13.361, "start": 255.239, "text": "my foot is white I look pretty" }, { "duration": 11.77, "start": 258.19, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.76, "start": 268.6, "text": "bye" }, { "duration": 11.4, "start": 269.96, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 278.36, "text": "we" } ]

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Liza Koshy

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Baby's first fashion show, thanks to sugar daddy Dior, @Dior. From fitting in my look, to fitting in Paris... thank you for watching this french fry cry out of disbelief. Here, is my documented dream. Lived a dream a the Dior Fall-Winter 2020-2021 Ready-to-Wear Show. Thank you. Super sexy set thanks to @PlazaAtheneeParis! Thank you for putting me up in your tower. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Videographers: My Parisian Prince, Paul-Henry Thiard Editor: My bro Roe, Mark C. Roe Produced by Westbrook Media (and Lil' Liza) ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with the little brown girl: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzza?lang=en SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Subscribe! If you want, no pressure, but I highly recommend: www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• This life has been a whirlwind... Blessed to live in the same time as you. Thank you for riding this wave of a life with me. All my love always, Liza

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B4h0_7fUZIU

2024-11-29T11:45:30.832081

getting a funny joke eaten just getting ready for those karma the sexual feelings for Omaha yeah there's a lot that just happened leaving the tags on oh my god I don't wait or would be so proud from 2018 to like this mom over here there's so much hairspray in my hair I have it to the Eiffel Tower yet it's I've always dreamed of coming to Paris and seeing the Eiffel Tower I don't want to look at it until it's nighttime what a shot yeah that's my size oh my god my loins oh yes it's time to braid is that us either do your show yeah [Music] like what FN it's not looking over wearing this I'm so sorry please keep working with look dude three [Music] [Music] yeah I feel elegant yeah it's very rude to anything about yeah this is what this whole thing is but with I run a champagne business right right runner almost front row will stay I'm all right I'm good to the flour ground my sister's wedding this is me like a full grown woman being a flower girl was like angry she's not getting married or is dating anybody that is eligible and look like I go to a really awesome private school be principal at this goal my dad's a lawyer my dad will see you if you put me in your video I pay other people they take my test for me oh my god I'm so excited for it thank you whoa like this is so pretty [Music] cries in French I am French too much structure you lose yourself that was so deep you say that again so I can put it in cursive over your face could you turn her too much structure [Music] too much structure [Music] oh my god the sun's going down there's one look real simple like nude looks good season like it okay we'll add the adorn archives my same archives right it's not our chives you don't put them on top of potatoes okay did your archives over here right now and I'm very excited oh I haven't been the library god knows that and that's evident Wow he's my favorite author oh yeah so it's a more annoying is that why I love it yeah yeah sure Oh what no this is no this is super to Wi-Fi this is like cushioned yours first no no it's back to doing my back I don't know take this one she gave me gloves so I can't track my fingerprints special eighth world wonders is my girl right here whoa are these these the original bottles yeah it's the only bottle designed by mr. Joe itself a little like white piece of paper oh that's exactly what the inside of my bar looks like yes this is the sketches of the first collection of mr. pure whitey that's really cool he's great well no he could have been a doctor that's really bad yeah all of a sudden what I'm wearing has so much more history behind it oh wow oh wow that was cool that was really cool that was did your archives that we just explored now it's hard to see if that right stuff family you feel me up hey blogging here daddy say I'm vlogging here you sweet sweet uh-huh uh-huh what time do you get sweet juicy Oh looking perfect really just logging what's perfect ah I am looking for how you say no a husband I'm lucky no I like guys Mary I'm sure she's great but now I like like a Greg really good Samuel nutty Willie Willie it really is Muttley naughty naughty is that very badly ah has anybody seen Malley it's still ooh whoa I just like looked at it it was like that's a cool parents laughs in French laughs in slow motion prints all right time has come times to the edge of town I've literally waited most of my life let's go is it right behind me is it right there yes it is a big about triangle right oh my god it's right there oh ah man I told you okay singles here get that single tear one of the things that you see a person and it's much smaller than you think that's what people say about me all the time when they meet me but that's huge is best [Music] and I I didn't feature right over my window I could do rano from the Eiffel Tower but come on you could go to the gym bro oh wait I'm just hanging out at the tower just gonna wait for somebody to come stand behind me I hope it's my husband oh well I swear I felt it move see dude were typically stopping now your dad hours doing the police evening look is the patron of the effort our we did it did the Eiffel Tower we did it [Music] [Music] you are going back in your bag no way all that's so cool oh my god Marty a mod rehab brown down [Music] [Music] it's me on my way to the deal show oh it's also it's me it's someone right now I put this puppy on and cut and we're gonna put the door let's go to the Jewish oh oh my god 19 question goes to the Fashion Show look what a muffin said I'm literally using a toothbrush don't mind me y'all ready to watch some oh my god Wow and Arastoo Oh [Music] [ __ ] it just like my hair they come by his first-ever fashion show guys yeah my first show that was quick they were walking towards me and I swear they were looking above it or right through me which is lips so when they're walking they make eye contact with you they did some of them did okay 16 y'all dead like I see you on TV the first female ped ready we very big deal I'm wonderful lovely to meet you your information about what we are doing is impractical and it's so fun it's so difficult to think about me seriously in some way yes I think is a important thing in their ire it's difficult to speak about a serious thing in a fashionable way that's what you just did you should know you should the rest of you so thanks for changing I was a better pet all right I'm trying to make the world the best that you can while you're here every since that right [Music] this do please absolutely how you say awesome I truly had an amazing time but I must go now I'm meeting my Mellie at the top of the Eiffel Tower shopping it's so much money if they're not to do it Paris was absolutely amazing that so many people are - bye-bye are you - I love you bread okay sweet sweet nippy smell of police and air thank you for joining me on this journey it is been an absolute pleasure and honor thank you so much dear I had a wonderful time I will see you all next year let us manifest now we [Music] hey what's up thanks for watching here's a fun little story for you since you stayed until the end much appreciated so my name is actually Elizabeth what yeah it's been me this whole time my real name is Elizabeth but I go by Liza and the reason why I go by Liza is because my mom loves Liza Minnelli performer singer actress brilliant beast of an artist and it's really cool right now to see Liza Minelli's signature right here she stayed at this very hotel little dices are out back [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

i'm off my rocker • COPING THRU THE END OF 2020

The one thing 2020 didn't put on hold... was my quarter life crisis. To cope, I created joy. And that joy includes being cradled by my mom, joyfully driving a baby car and several other childhood dreams come true. This is #sponsored by the guiding light that is @googlemaps. Thanks for helping me navigate this wild ride called 2020. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Beast editing brought to you by: Shiraz Dhume // https://vimeo.com/shirazdhume ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with the Koshy: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzza?lang=en TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE (please): www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, fellow navigators of 2020. Keep your boats afloat. Let's rock on. All love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:45:36.123703

hey there has anybody else resorted to being a giant baby in 2020 to cook people here or does my therapist just not understand me anymore this video is sponsored by google maps hi i'm healthy i'm happy i am here so are you hallelujah this year if it's taught us anything it's to be really intentional about how we cultivate joy and who with and where at home but let me tell you what you're getting into before you decide to stick around that is the first thing i say on dates look basically i'm back home in houston texas so i'm gonna do some activities that make me feel good basically all the things that i wanted to do as a kid but now i'm shamefully doing as an adult so stick around this video is gonna be me cultivating joy crying for help and nurturing my inner child to get through this year let's do it together y'all come on come with me it's gotta be fun it's time to turn into a roller babe thank you stop [ __ ] i'm sorry that's kind of cute it's kind of endearing way to die please okay [Music] i saw myself when i was four oh no it's just me right now i've got a burger and fries is that for you oh i'm coming i'll be there soon i'll split your fries is that okay your burger's cold bushes squishes you order a burger fries and a malt shake coming right up there you go this has been an entire character arc that is something i've always wanted to try and we'll never try again i am off my rocker and i'm mad about it i wish i would have stayed in a rocker forever it was mommy will have asked me to sleep forever what's happening i tried to get my mom to feed me and she said you're an adult and i said i don't know what you mean so baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do which is go on google maps and find some good old comfort food contact list delivery and pick up all options and super clear on google maps so type in vegan restaurant damn we got so many options houston's houston's houston's spit it out houston has the best food comfort food i have specialty it's not a big deal i'm looking for a check by takeout and no contact delivery oh i got a 94 9. that's higher than anything on tinder shout out to cornybots ooh and the reviews are in and my boy gavin says he highly recommends okay health and safety mass required staff wears masks it's beautiful there is a delivery option hallelujah i don't want anybody to see this quarter life crisis in public okay i'm just gonna post it public but let me have it in private you know what i said anyways there's a delivery option it's eight minutes away from me yo it's gonna show up piping on let's go all right i'm gonna order a bunch of food for me and my family oh my god it's corner assad i love you on me and this is the beyond me burger so spoiler i like it oh it's freaking yummy okay mommy can you but me yeah may the quarter life continue thank you mama don't worry guys this is the weirdest sickness [Music] so i did a lot of sidewalk chalk drawing as a kid here's my interpretation of it as an adult [Applause] as well as that we're trying to sell our home right now this is gonna be in the [Music] backyard this is what you get your sister to do for you after she bullied you throughout your childhood what it doesn't come from a real place can you please read the instructions no type a yeah read the instructions i'm type c type c your way out of here are you filming this yeah no it says insert the straight end of the snap pin through the hole at the end of the axle to keep the wheel in place now internally it's probably all types of off but on the outside it looks great me i don't know where i'm going quick turn on google maps go [Music] oh my gosh this is ridiculous it's my birthday that's so many bubbles don't worry it's grape juice i'm a baby i don't want to whine or anything but 20 20 is kind of duty and a half 20 20 has really taught me to just do whatever floats me we're all trying to keep our own this looks a lot more sad than i anticipate this is not stable i'm not talking about my book this year like this video is inexplicable and doesn't make much sense thanks mom as my mom pees in the background and as i reflect in 2020 this year has rocked it so it's perfectly okay to rock yourself heal ourselves nurse ourselves if our moms don't want to reconnect with families and friends and do what you need to do that feels right for you so thank you guys so much for watching truly grateful that you stuck around to the very end of this video to see where it went downhill i hope you are prioritizing your mental health and just taking care of all facets of your health and i'll see you guys next time bye oh i got so much water in my nose thank you to google maps for sponsoring this video healthy holidays i'm y'all to make my own bubbles thanks corny bags

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"duration": 8.721, "start": 260.239, "text": "no type a yeah read the instructions" }, { "duration": 7.841, "start": 263.759, "text": "i'm type c type c your way out of here" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 268.96, "text": "are you filming this yeah no it says" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 271.6, "text": "insert the straight end of the snap pin" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 273.6, "text": "through the hole at the end of the axle" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 275.12, "text": "to keep the wheel in place" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 278.32, "text": "now internally it's probably all types" }, { "duration": 6.5600000000000005, "start": 280.32, "text": "of off but on the outside" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 282.56, "text": "it looks great me" }, { "duration": 8.96, "start": 287.28, "text": "i don't know where i'm going quick turn" }, { "duration": 9.28, "start": 289.199, "text": "on google maps" }, { "duration": 2.239, "start": 296.24, "text": "go" }, { 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{ "duration": 4.079, "start": 369.84, "text": "so thank you guys so much for watching" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 371.919, "text": "truly grateful that you stuck around to" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 373.919, "text": "the very end of this video to see where" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 375.759, "text": "it went" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 377.039, "text": "downhill i hope you are prioritizing" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 379.44, "text": "your mental health and just" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 380.72, "text": "taking care of all facets of your health" }, { "duration": 4.801, "start": 385.759, "text": "and i'll see you guys next time bye" }, { "duration": 4, "start": 392.24, "text": "oh i got so much water in my nose" }, { "duration": 5.041, "start": 402.319, "text": "thank you to google maps for sponsoring" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 404.08, "text": "this video healthy holidays" }, { "duration": 9.12, "start": 407.68, "text": "i'm y'all to 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Liza Koshy

PAINTING WITH ONLY FEET CHALLENGE!!

If you have a foot fetish, this is for you. We paint each other, using only toes! So is this a thumbnail? Or a toenail? AHHHHH lol. Thanks for watching babes! Stalk Zane and Heath and check out our collabs below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE TO THESE PRETTY LADIES! OUR COLLABS BELOW!! Zane Hijazi (@zanehijazi): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urRHRNr7HOU Heath Hussar (@heathhussar): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veK7RCQvxWI ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDEOS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil toestitoes! Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:45:42.896055

yeah hey guys what up it's your girl Liza coming at to cuz it's my second Channel you like it that was good [Music] yeah you can tell I haven't watched the video I'm Z and Heath and today we're going to be painting but with a Twist we're going to be creating masterpieces on these campuses behind us using only our feet you call me picato what's yours okay can't think of another painter michaelangel toe Michelangelo don't put the part in where you said it before oh no no no I would never do that oh baby I got a white shirt on sorry it happens once a month what are we painting we're going to be painting each other o You're David who here we go P I'm so good I'm just like I can't put my big toe down look at that getting after it look at that they look a little thick in this some hints look at this look at this technique look they look at pico we got a little camera change cuz I need you guys to see these Picos so I got I got to do an outline so I don't want to use my Big Brush you know what I'm talking about this big brush up here this big brush right here so check I look at that Precision look at that look at that okay now I'm going to do your face what look I'm trying to make it brown right now and it's not coming in right look look at Z who is that is that David with mustard on his shirt look I got the bun right that's the bun why do you look like a OA loopa in this morning it's big Nick hope you don't look like the planner's peanut you li have you not gone past the shirt yet when you need content you pretty good too girl I'm pretty good at this hold up I'm pretty good too y z what is that this could be me or it could be Christine sedelco all right y'all I'm going to be selling this on eBay for $5,000 why up you miss leg day honey oh my God he do you know what's the only thing missing in that picture me you that was the whole point was that like look at he he mad look look at those fish why thought yours looks good right I don't know why I ever used my hands before that looks like Fiona from Shrek you know like when kids draw like stuff in school that's like really like demonic and like scary and like they show the parents like this is what your child do that's what this is that's what it looks like I look like a Lego like a person bab I think we're missing one thing on you oh my God it's a cigarette get a little Puff Smoke baby looks really good SMY look at him look at El who cool is she Princess Fiona G emo there wasn't much to work with Liza there's only two colors to work with there's brown and black just paint the entire can black now she looks like princess F you totally killed it baby you nailed it I told you I couldn't come up with a p all right so one out of 10 what would you rate my I would give it a six 10 out of 10 you up this is pe oh my God look at my baby I gave him a little bit of a chunky pee PE I'm sorry David the paint decided to Chunk Up it wasn't me you know this was him painting with his toes Liza you got one too yeah out of 10 what would you rate this solid seven and hey she gave me a chunky so I got to give him one voice I'm sorry okay so this is mine he's out here he's froling and stuff baby it's like cute and stuff but why why did you make me so chunky it's accurate baby I'm not going to lie if you want to see pains I'm going to draw realistic you made me look like a retired football player you're stop baby oh yeah you got me standing on a big pile of money the AdSense that they owe you when you don't get your AdSense y did so that's all we have for you guys today clearly we weren't defeated so much for watching and thank you to Zay and he for coming with guys make sure to go subscribe to their channels and their social medias in the description below we hope you enjoyed this video and if you did please make sure to give it a big thumb up but yeah guys that's it for my outto like like outro but like outto I need to get a pedre like every time I do this you can see particles come out e you got athlete foot yeah you do BBE but I'm not an athlete so what's that called you Ela you look so tiny right now oh I'm really I brought you on this channel so I look skinny I'm going to hit on my two big friends than thanks for tolerating with us tolerating thanks for watching us be together be Freeda CTA Georgia toi m this is in the bloopers all of us just thinking about a toe and thank you guys so much for watching and what thanks for [Music] watching

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Liza Koshy

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yeah hey guys what up it's your girl Liza coming at two cuz it's my second channel oh that was smart guys welcome back today I'm with Lily hi I didn't even need to say her name you already know if you don't know you haven't been born yet I don't know you know and today I'm going to be challenging Lily to a heads up challenge gone wild and wrong hopefully we'll see so if you guys don't know what heads up is it's an app and basically we're going to place our phone on our forehead we have to guess what the other person's forehead say basically offbrand forehead charades that's what we're doing whoever wins gets to make the loser something very special but we'll reveal that at the end so watch the whole video till you watch the end that audience retention you trying to get that popping up get that watch time two one you ready um no there's a lot of us moo moo moo moo there's a lot of us all together her like like a whole bunch of cattle yes horse yes but in the ocean seahorse yes but I'm 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Shan nothing yes oh she got" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 220.72, "text": "all of them bro she got all of them I'm" }, { "duration": 4.401, "start": 222.879, "text": "so sorry I te those up now it's my turn" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 225.04, "text": "for YouTube Edition heads up let's go" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 227.28, "text": "make awesome skits oh oh good yeah okay" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 230.64, "text": "okay um beautiful nail polish all time" }, { "duration": 7.319, "start": 234, "text": "on my hands escape the night oh my God" }, { "duration": 8.881, "start": 236.319, "text": "Joy girl l l l girls at" }, { "duration": 8.081, "start": 241.319, "text": "me um really on" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 245.2, "text": "Vine DIY lifestyle" }, { "duration": 6.21, "start": 249.95, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.521, "start": 251.159, "text": "like H twins cut twins I know this" }, { "duration": 4.52, "start": 256.16, "text": "really really smart I Vlog all the time" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 257.68, "text": "and I made so much money off" }, { "duration": 6.921, "start": 261.079, "text": "CNN um make sure you come back watch me" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 263.28, "text": "videos If you Wy Li oh no J my baby" }, { "duration": 6.039, "start": 268, "text": "daddy American I see him every night he" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 271.16, "text": "touches my body I touch his body um we" }, { "duration": 6.041, "start": 274.039, "text": "married and we have kids he's part of" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 277.52, "text": "the IGN ous and sedimentary and" }, { "duration": 3.6790000000000003, "start": 280.08, "text": "metamorphic um you learn about him in" }, { "duration": 3.77, "start": 282.23, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 283.759, "text": "science you you touch him all the time" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 286, "text": "he touches you you do the shame shame" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 287.84, "text": 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heard" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 317.08, "text": "that that's you're that's going to" }, { "duration": 7.6, "start": 318.08, "text": "happen later too after this like" }, { "duration": 7.72, "start": 320.88, "text": "a real hard o I'm so glad you came over" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 325.68, "text": "today I know same we this more often" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 328.6, "text": "let's get it girl oh where is that" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 331.28, "text": "milkshake oh no it doesn't work so" }, { "duration": 4.639, "start": 333.56, "text": "that's it for today's video thank you" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 335.199, "text": "guys so much for watching oh" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 338.199, "text": "no oh no you know why I did this I could" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 341.12, "text": "have some with you shut up yeah no I did" }, { "duration": 3.161, "start": 343.919, "text": "no because we ride together we died" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 345.4, 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smells rank oh" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 402.44, "text": "girl mine was like that when I got here" }, { "duration": 6.16, "start": 404.759, "text": "and now it's just worse you are less" }, { "duration": 5.72, "start": 408.199, "text": "cute than me but it's okay she's so" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 410.919, "text": "humble" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 416.06, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

GOOGLING MYSELF!! MY NET WORTH.

Just teaching you kids to love yourselves in the most narcissistic way possible. Google knows me better than my mom does. Thanks for watching this odd concept! Feed my ego and stalk my other social medias below lol: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Want my panties? Get them here... BUTT use code 25CALVIN: http://amzn.to/2rwCNw9 Promo valid through July 4th. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil calvin ad cuties! Love, Liza

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527,565

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20170626

Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgmlIh9njLk

tgmlIh9njLk

2024-11-29T11:45:56.083530

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

TEACHING MY MOM SLANG + SPILLING TEA!

Doing my mom's make up and spilling the coffee bro! Teaching her all the new slang I don't understand either! Help me, I'm aging and don't know what you're saying. Thanks for watching you young, hip kids. Stalk my mom down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats - Brasil ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil skinny legends. Why are you calling yourselves that I'm so confused help I'm a veteran Love, a rapidly aging Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZYd3qS0pP8

oZYd3qS0pP8

2024-11-29T11:46:01.668634

take you cheese puffs yeah yeah I actually can't see your legs so you could take your pants off if you want mommy hey guys what up it's a girl I was coming into you cuz it's my second channel guys welcome back my mom since my mom made me Brown today I'm gonna be making her brown okay I think my makeup no way don't scare myself when I look in the mirror you scare somebody look at the redness I like a brown people damn then I'm like oh gosh I'm not you don't see yourself all day you just want to stare at brown people all day that's why you're married man very nice while I do my mom's makeup I'm gonna be asking her if she knows some slang terminology that the kids are using today do you know the term that's the TSYS that's the tesis that's like let you know what's going on my sister can you say hi sisters hi sisters you know what the term fan means family that fan about it do you know what it means yep but like dope you know what don't I know it let me smoke that dome no I know it smoke it but I know it's lit what would your intro to your channel be hey guys what up it's your lip BAM synergy you know yeah Queen it's like you're going to visit London then the Queen that is exactly what we did when we say that yes Queen [Laughter] you know what skin legend means no I don't take a guess that what a skinny legend making in a legend you Liza cushion I'm a studio legend thus correct thank you mama a nice tan a skinny lovely something saying we love this person that we admire am i right kids oh you just tab again and I go there one no Maya no damn it a few moments later that's a new version have you ever seen the new [Music] me you are a skinny legend you think you know what basic means basic toilet paper it's like minimum very look I've contoured do you know what wait flu means when someone takes you by surprise my wig flew her wig is flying everywhere I don't wig is rotating you look like you're going to prom 40 years late oh yeah that's definition right their definition of beauty is another term you may not remember you know what Smasher passed me it's mashed potatoes mashed yep that's correct I've never seen you with this much makeup what do you think it's like a really friendly flight attendant I'm the greeter at Walmart connect we know we're getting slang words that you use that's a kid really how did they say like that's the ruin but I might done your fingers what's not bad and my Selenia your slang always something welcome sis oh you got the tea so I finished my mommy's makeup and napped I feel shook to my core here's the reveal I'm slaying it your slave its Lee and I would you ever wear this somewhere again yeah I like to a really dark party me thank you mommy yeah you put my makeup on you fun not anybody who puts their hands together and vows you know that's a good person if my mom is a white woman who does yoga who makes curry and makes brown people that's all we have for you guys today thank you guys so much for watching thank you mommy for letting me paint your face for doing my face thanks for watching we look better farther away [Music] how do you use them I say you a six skinny super average-sized legend oh now I'll carry a crown on our heads right because God makes only royal oh what's up mom you are a queen thank you how's my crap that's for Jesus northa tsys that's a decent that's a testicles you do to Beyonce hair hair hair toss [Music] yeah

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Liza Koshy

THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE!!

Doing the OG Photobooth Challenge! Thank you, Jenna Marbles. This is an old video that's new! I'm just a good person that recycles. Thanks for watching babes! Stalk me on https://lizakoshy.com/ or on my other social medias down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil photobooties! Love, Liza

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AWWG-Wwo9AY

2024-11-29T11:46:06.939722

yeah hey guys what up it's a girl Eliza coming at you is this my second chance yeah it's camera a little low quality just like what content fan myself okay but I'm coming on this little booty hole today because I am doing the photo challenge this sorted like five years ago so I was born in I'm simply just following in the footsteps of my ancestors jenna Marbles and cheered up besides my people have before me it is my turn to perform this ancient ritual [Music] better than usual looking abstract it is supposed to be you in a frank drag not to make each other luck I'm just sitting good hello you're scaring rich uncle by lining up the man in the mood for good job after good joke I don't like the principle of Ebonics good hey I was just wondering if you're like cheese am i tripping or dwelleth like Dwayne the rock Johnson's like sorry look at the lava was like Kuzco my name is gold on leather crime and technology not thanks to more photos real life - Nicola sorry what are you from American Horror Story and yes I wasn't American Horror Story thank you very much is it weird that there's this might be occurring to give me a dad if you're cute fun malls what do you mean to make videos alone hi we're twins and you make musically stolen twins who good-looking not fair two beautiful people were made I had the whole room to myself and I still look like this do you even lift bro bro see brethren brosephine break glass you try to think of jokes right now hey it's better way to do it later dude I'll just tell my why this is all yeah yeah look at all this boy boy boy oh my god I look like a mom text message thank are you got a clean booty ho wait wait what's good little cheese on my clothes off yeah that was good [ __ ] I got crabs I'm just wearing the invisibility I'm too short to that kiss right everything's busy down where it's gonna go I'm god I see this is what it feels like to be in a woman's bathroom sometimes thank you guys so much for watching I hope you guys enjoyed this video god damn I look good because you can't see 70% of my face except the books for watching then I'll see you guys next time [Music] hey she fine what's up girl

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

OUR FIRST FIGHT. JET'S 73 QUESTIONS BLOOPERS!

Getting one single take for Vogue was NOT EASY. Here are the outtakes and bloopers, and some fighting that went on behind the scenes. Two little boys get rough, and the cutest one falls down the stairs. Thanks for watching! Stalk little boys down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thanks to IG: @UghItsJoe for filming, making us fight, and editing our stunts! Thanks to @DavidDobrik for never knowing your lines even though you were reading them. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Elevator Music ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil bloopitos! Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:46:11.852587

is the fact that I'm taking on the form of a man which is what you've always wanted yeah what's one regret that you can live with I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you try to P me out oh my God you got me my [Music] Cur [Music] please [Music] stop [Music] wait I love you what I can't be with [Music] [Music] you a boot if you were a star in a movie what role would you be a star what is something that you failed at picking a boyfriend that knows how to read questions if you spend one hour doing absolutely anything what would you do kill David for an hour straight bird watching or whale watching David killing what's your favorite color red blood how would you describe a perfect day uh murdering and sing his balls are you a leader or a follower a murder are you ticklish no I will kill you you should probably end up call the police Jack I don't think it's a good idea that you're other people Jack stop that security Jad we can't be recording other people we talk about Dad [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

REACTING TO MY OLD CRINGEY PHOTOS!!

EXPOSED. Cry and cringe over my middle school, high school, college and current day pictures! Puberty barely hit me. Thanks for cringing kids! Stalk the cringe on my social medias down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil cringers! Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:46:16.655126

yeah what up guys it's a girl Liza coming ahead soon cuz it's my second chair so guys halloween is coming and i am in the spirit so I thought we should do a scary buddy so today I'm gonna be reacting to my old cringing photos I found some really crazy stuff with myself other than what you're watching hi here we go first photo that is a smiling potato look like I'm saying okay inside in this photo we have a young seventh-grade Liza the mustache underneath my finger head still there baby some things ever to face mom this is just my face mom thank God I look so much better now this just goes to show you doesn't always wear cool it's fine I never had a glow up ahead no up next photo is me at my eighth grade dance this is those are the best parties of my life is that sad there's a lot of gyrating at this baby people got pregnant at those 8th grade units and I granted so much of those dances I'd probably have kids that I don't even know that next photo we have one fierce with bracelets those eyebrows don't look like a firm stone alright we're going into high school photos now comes with my PTSD oh god I look like an F boy I look like I would cheat on my girl i look like i'm doing a Robert De Niro impression talking me next photo looks like freak boy found a gun you're caught one up on me I'm a shoo shoo he'll kill everybody going there next photo I got a cut in the background of my friends hood it look like Ray Charles in the back like Stevie Wonder at no Expo who are you thirteen-year-old lives in again I know I'm not the only one who went to the mall with their friend just to go to the MAC store take pictures of my tada that was your way of proving that you had a social next photo hello everybody groups that I've been here mr. Brown we did already convicted on my next bonus isn't that bad I took thanks photo ah Wow do you survive you know I can see this is me and Dan Charlie guys I want you guys to know that I'm saying think of the best way possible like I have I just have a hope we have me in the school spirit that we have means there's being at graduation wearing invisible huge dressing up for Halloween oh I told you this video with progress was half white half and you'd like me I next we have the college days and there weren't too many of those every other to shout out to University of Houston though educated we have a V on how that we messed up and scariest costume muscles what you could do is Halloween I'm put in to move your booty yeah this is me going bananas this is me unfortunately I look like penis goggles is the picture of me and my John Barry I hate the color blue now have some fun for my Easter and I probably put it there's your new home background you're welcome get that picture of you dressed up like a girl hope you dress up as a cow on CalPERS unit or chick-fil-a sponsor a free chick-fil-a you know I dress about the cow went to six different it below [ __ ] here's me keeping my friends head waters me in class dangerous Georgia school here's B in elementary school I'm the same height I am this is me at five years old loving attention making faces some things never just so that is all I can scare you guys with today thank you guys so much for watching our for the nightmares dude I'm officially youtuber sitting perfectly in the middle of my symmetrical bed look like I'm sponsored by snap it snapchat me at last snaps [Music] that mean Paulo

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Liza Koshy

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Teaching YOU how to poll dance! Learn how, then bring your party to the polls THIS TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6th! We need you. Thank you, civic heroes! Check out Alicia Keys' full video here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojgelhct-sI ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO VOTE: MY BALLOT CHEAT SHEET: https://theskimm.com/noexcuses/myballot • When to vote: NOVEMBER 6TH • Where to vote: https://www.vote.org/polling-place-locator/ • Why vote? Damn, you're hard to convince... here: https://theskimm.com/noexcuses/62C5rXVJ9mWKIYWIqWoiAW/Why-Vote • What are the issues? Here: https://theskimm.com/noexcuses/issues • Are you registered to vote? Check here: https://theskimm.com/noexcuses/register/am-i-registered • What to bring to vote: GOOGLE IT. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, civic heros! Love, Liza

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yeah hey guys what up with you girl I said I turned my own quote into a shirt I'm awesome voting is easier and a lot less funny than marching which is why I don't have to go vote today what am i voting for I don't know either so I'm gonna go through the skin combo click on no excuses cuz I have 9 about voting and then I got something called your ballot cheat I have to do is type in your address here's my real one it'll pull up all the information about the governors and Senators and Representatives that are running in your account and no matter of your Republican Democrat or independent as all the information you need to know who or what you want to vote for so my mom just handed me this thing called a newspaper and it also has the same information on for example I live in Texas and we're voting between Cruz and Barrow and I'm about to educate myself as to which one I'm going to choose I'm not gonna tell you which one because this is a non partisan proof video not partisan means not either side right sweet don't be afraid to ask Superboy no question is stupid because you're asking the question to educate yourself so there are no dumb question also if you say anything like I don't know what to bring to the polls so I'm just not gonna go I'm gonna step on your neck girl we have Google I know y'all know how to use Twitter just use Google and just type in what to bring to the poll registered voters may use one of the seven forms of photo ID I'm gonna be using my Texas driver's license which I looked at the exact same that was six years ago Brown don't frown baby Liza I don't know what issues I'm voting about oh let me tell you that abortion criminal justice reform a comic a hunk I can do English economy on jobs education gun policy immigration LGBTQ rights the stuff that we talk about on a day-to-day basis I appreciate all of your tweets about all this stuff but I would appreciate your vote about it a whole level turn now I have a ballot teaching and my mom has her an ancient scroll over a quick I also decided to make a bunch of these t-shirts to go hand out to people that are in today so that's pretty freakin exciting I'm gonna go congratulate people for using their voice I just picked my nose okay see there [Music] [Music] you must be voting today are you voting that's right then you travel wear [Music] very magical age because you're voting yeah what's up I voted I'm like basically about it look I'm just saying if y'all gonna hit the polls on the weekend you can definitely hit the polls on November sitting so bring your power to the polls Hey every now and then we get an opportunity where we get to say that they've done their job right mostly in minutes from elections pay attention it's a job review and we're not showing up for the job review we are the employer ah you got to say it like that [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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2.94, "start": 99.45, "text": "pretty freakin exciting I'm gonna go" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 100.979, "text": "congratulate people for using their" }, { "duration": 3.56, "start": 102.39, "text": "voice I just picked my nose okay see" }, { "duration": 2.301, "start": 103.649, "text": "there" }, { "duration": 3.649, "start": 107.65, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 122.33, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.791, "start": 124.049, "text": "you must be voting today are you voting" }, { "duration": 3.14, "start": 126.7, "text": "that's right" }, { "duration": 5.789, "start": 139.19, "text": "then you travel wear" }, { "duration": 3.1390000000000002, "start": 141.84, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 151.25, "text": "very magical age because you're voting" }, { "duration": 6.49, "start": 165.59, "text": "yeah what's up I voted I'm like" }, { "duration": 2.309, "start": 170.76, "text": "basically about it" }, { "duration": 2.1, "start": 172.08, 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Liza Koshy

OUR FREE ANIMATED MOVIE! CROW: THE LEGEND | John Legend, Oprah, Liza Koshy

WE MADE A MOVIE. A FREE ONE. A LEGENDARY ONE. We present to you, Crow: The Legend. Excited, honored and still stunned I took part in telling the great tale. Hope you all enjoy! (You can't get your money back.) Stalk the cast and learn even more information down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Subscribe to Baobab Studios for more great stories! http://bit.ly/2PAtZAz Check out John Legend's video/message here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO4PrtAKu2E&t=4s ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Crow: The Legend is an exciting new animated movie starring John Legend as Crow, the most popular and admired animal in the forest with his magnificent colors and beautiful voice. But when the very first winter arrives, can Crow make the ultimate sacrifice to save his friends? ••• #CrowTheLegend is inspired by the original Native American legend, this story of sacrifice and community features Randy Edmonds, Kiowa-Caddo tribal elder and founder of the National Urban Indian Council as Narrator and Sarah Eagle Heart, CEO of Native Americans in Philanthropy, as Luna. ••• Starring John Legend, Oprah Winfrey, Constance Wu (Crazy Rich Asians), Tye Sheridan (Ready Player One), Diego Luna (Rogue One: A Star Wars Story), and Liza Koshy. ••• Available in 2D and VR Experience, and created by the director of Madagascar and the Emmy-winning animated films Invasion! and Asteroids! Executive produced by Baobab Studios, Get Lifted, and Native Americans in Philanthropy. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats and my casual friend, Crow (AKA John Legend) ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, babes! Love, Liza, John, Oprah, Tye, Sarah, Constance, Diego, Randy, Baobab, Native Philanthrophy, name drops

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2024-11-29T11:46:26.921554

hey guys what ah yeah hey guys it's your girl Isis she just uploaded a 20-minute video what what is this signal but is this a movie it is yeah that's right your girl isn't it it is an incredible movie an incredible project that I'm so proud to show and be a part of the beautiful story with an amazing cast that I will not name drop but I will put their faces on screen me wow this is my animation debut it is an animated movie based on a Native American legend yeah being Indian the other kind it's really exciting for me different about the inclusion of cultural story tell it's a beautiful story of sacrifice and selflessness wondering who I'm playing in the movie it's a no it's great for all ages and wallets cuz it's free you're about to watch the entire movie crow The Legend I enjoy oh it's fading to black this is dramatic oh I like this oh wait a minute it's a nice touch enjoy there was a time when it was always summer when the Sun always shined brightly the breezes were always calm and mild in life where the animals was peaceful and worryfree and of all the animals none was more handsome and none had a voice more beautiful than crow [Music] ah frog's gonna leap Gators gonna bite a gray wolf pack is gonna rule the night our mountain lions never been afraid of heights but it's better when you can fly well hey that sounds like oh you're that guy whoops looks like you're faster get let us mommy like this then one day winter came two divorced for the very first time and the lives of the animals will never be the same I don't like this I can't feel my toes yes everyone yeah we gotta do something before we freeze to death there is a solution someone must bypass the moon and the Sun to where the stars dwell to the one who creates everything by thinking and convince him or her to unthink the cold and make it warm for us once again what about crowd I mean who could say no to that amazing voice and those beautiful feathers and why don't you just ask him crowd frosya hey everybody look I can't go on a trip right now I've rehearsals coming up for my show at the pond you're playing the pond I think you dig it you gonna check it out right yeah maybe I gotta see about my schedule and stuff yeah that's cool if you're free come on by hmm I guess that leaves me nuts can fly yeah but you just fly right into the Sun Hey well not to toot my own horn but Al's are known for their expertise on the wings even in absolute darkness wish me luck oh dear my vertigo huh oh well I guess that leaves you crow come on guys there's plenty of birds that can run your errand I've got a show to do look there is not gonna be a show at the pond if we're all frozen solid give me a break I'm an artist not a messenger boy I've got rehearsals I've got my fans to think about so that's all we are to you fans whoa and I thought you were I thought you were more than just a voice with feathers whoa but I guess I was wrong [Music] look it's not like I'm saying it would be hard so you'll do it [Music] so crow began his journey to find the one who creates everything by thinking breakaway crow thanks Luna this ain't as easy as I thought but don't really break a leg [Music] crow hey listen space is no place for a bird you need to get back down to earth what's the feathered sorry see that's exactly what I'm talking about hey that's not down you're going the wrong way crow wrong way [Music] [Music] whoa that's me [Music] [Music] [Music] there's got to be the place a couple at school [Music] oh I wish crow was back well I thought he'd be back already who knows maybe he found someplace warm and we'll never see him again no I know he'll do whatever he can make any sacrifice to save us unless something happened what if he's in trouble I will go find out no ma you won't be able to resist the sun's warm soothing glow I can handle the Sun No [Music] [Music] whoa would you look at this place [Music] crow had found the palace of the one who creates everything we're thinking the source of the entire universe and he can only imagine the majesty of the spirit that lived within hello wake up down there apparently the view from the blue sky it looks so good when you're up high I remember that too it was stuck in my head for weeks who are you ah I've been way too long so what brings you here crow you don't know I mean you are the one this is yes yes yes I know you want me to unthink the coal exactly so your friends pick you to be the big hero because what you sweet boy say pretty feathers well I'm more than just a voice with feathers you better be but airsick look I'm enjoying our little chat but back on earth those friends of mine are getting colder but I can't I think what's already been thunk that's rule I up is not a word you are thinking is what got me in this hot mess in the first place hot that's it hold on this branch right well now watch in amazement as I make it burst into flames you're darn right it's hot it's fire well don't just stand there go hurry and whatever you do you must not let that torch burn out let's see what you're really made of crowd where are you then what the heck you got any new animals but you should never look directly at the Sun and I'm cuz I know how attracted you are to my region fish so you're right you will not hear me say a little word about my inviting just be quiet I found you what are you doing up here I thought you might need some help help no sir when the one who creates everything by thinking heard my song she stopped her thinking and gave me this amazing gift of fire look at it can you feel it it's warm whoa and so the show will go on oh my feathers oh no the fire is gone I failed I failed everyone here on crow you will not give up you will do whatever you can make any sacrifice to save us you really think that no that's what's Kong said I figured you found someplace warm and we're never coming back but skunk she believes him yeah she does alright crow let's see what you really made up yeah well whatever it is it's flammable what is it it's so warm oh yeah oh yeah I feel like myself again turtles back hey race you home I win hey everybody ma you're okay I did not fly into the Sun and you should have seen crow oh oh he was like wait where do you go [Music] it's called fire crawl are you okay [Music] [Music] [Music] skunk is that you crow I'm so sorry it's okay you can't help it I'm not talking about that I like your smell that's kind of earthy you know in a good way really yeah I should be the one to apologize I I've been a real jerk acting like I was better better than you and better than everyone well looks like I got what I deserved you're not gonna stop singing right I used to have perfect pitch nobody's perfect okay Pro now let's see what you're really made of [Music] it's happening Wow your feathers whoa my colors they've been in there all along the view from the blue sky it looks so good when you're up high the Blues come round they won't get me down I can make what do you think I actually like your new voice it's kind of earthy yeah you know in a good way but I will maestro hey what'd you stop hmm the view from the blue sky it looks so good when you're up high the Blues come round they won't get me down I can make my escape I'm not slide like a fox don't bite like a flea a grizzly you will never run away from me but think of all the things they could never see it's better you can fly [Music] it looks [Music] my escape Oh everybody sings but not like me but else much better here above the truth the sky a sight to see Isabella will you [Music] help me make my game no matter how high a crow can go there's gonna come a time when he's brought down low hit rock bottom and I just don't [Music] oh it is better were you hmm can fly [Music] so yeah did you like it or should I really do honestly thank you from the entire cast and from baobab Studios and made us giving for being such amazing people and partners and creating this if you're interested in learning more about this project or checking out the behind the scenes check out the links in the description below thank you guys for watching and thank you God for blessing this is so cool thank you and I'll see you guys next movie Oh video sorry oh my is crazy Bluff is great oh no I'm not a blessed I know you can tell them so Gideon in disbelief of this I'm sorry

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never been afraid of" }, { "duration": 18.15, "start": 110.8, "text": "heights but it's better when you can fly" }, { "duration": 53.65, "start": 114.27, "text": "well hey that sounds like oh you're that" }, { "duration": 41.84, "start": 128.95, "text": "guy whoops looks like you're faster get" }, { "duration": 2.87, "start": 167.92, "text": "let us mommy like this" }, { "duration": 7.23, "start": 182.64, "text": "then one day winter came two divorced" }, { "duration": 23.76, "start": 185.79, "text": "for the very first time and the lives of" }, { "duration": 23.27, "start": 189.87, "text": "the animals will never be the same I" }, { "duration": 17.49, "start": 209.55, "text": "don't like this I can't feel my toes" }, { "duration": 22.48, "start": 213.14, "text": "yes everyone yeah we gotta do something" }, { "duration": 9.419, "start": 227.04, "text": "before we freeze to death there is a" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 235.62, "text": "solution" }, { "duration": 8.581, "start": 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for my show at the" }, { "duration": 5.84, "start": 277.57, "text": "pond you're playing the pond I think you" }, { "duration": 3.63, "start": 280.93, "text": "dig it you gonna check it out right yeah" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 283.41, "text": "maybe" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 284.56, "text": "I gotta see about my schedule and stuff" }, { "duration": 11.56, "start": 287.85, "text": "yeah that's cool if you're free come on" }, { "duration": 13.23, "start": 290.65, "text": "by hmm I guess that leaves me nuts can" }, { "duration": 7.67, "start": 299.41, "text": "fly yeah but you just fly right into the" }, { "duration": 6.51, "start": 303.88, "text": "Sun Hey" }, { "duration": 5.17, "start": 307.08, "text": "well not to toot my own horn but Al's" }, { "duration": 6.15, "start": 310.39, "text": "are known for their expertise on the" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 312.25, "text": "wings even in absolute darkness wish me" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 316.54, "text": "luck" }, { "duration": 8.58, "start": 317.14, "text": "oh dear my vertigo huh oh well I guess" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 323.17, "text": "that leaves you crow come on guys" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 325.72, "text": "there's plenty of birds that can run" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 327.34, "text": "your errand I've got a show to do look" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 329.68, "text": "there is not gonna be a show at the pond" }, { "duration": 2.79, "start": 331.72, "text": "if we're all frozen solid give me a" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 333.94, "text": "break" }, { "duration": 6.09, "start": 334.51, "text": "I'm an artist not a messenger boy I've" }, { "duration": 4.89, "start": 337.66, "text": "got rehearsals I've got my fans to think" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 340.6, "text": "about so that's all we are to you" }, { "duration": 8.13, "start": 342.55, "text": "fans whoa and I thought you were I" }, { "duration": 7.26, "start": 347.41, "text": "thought you were more than just a voice" }, { "duration": 6.2, "start": 350.68, "text": "with feathers whoa but I guess I was" }, { "duration": 2.21, "start": 354.67, "text": "wrong" }, { "duration": 7.86, "start": 357.89, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 363.31, "text": "look it's not like I'm saying it would" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 365.75, "text": "be hard so you'll do it" }, { "duration": 12.65, "start": 370.1, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.77, "start": 379.45, "text": "so crow began his journey to find the" }, { "duration": 7.96, "start": 382.75, "text": "one who creates everything by thinking" }, { "duration": 5.8, "start": 387.22, "text": "breakaway crow thanks Luna this ain't as" }, { "duration": 2.73, "start": 390.71, "text": "easy as I thought but don't really break" }, { "duration": 6.47, "start": 393.02, "text": "a leg" }, { "duration": 9.08, "start": 393.44, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.63, "start": 399.49, "text": "crow hey listen space is no place for a" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 402.52, "text": "bird you need to get back down to earth" }, { "duration": 4.299, "start": 405.12, "text": "what's the feathered sorry see that's" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 407.8, "text": "exactly what I'm talking about" }, { "duration": 3.971, "start": 409.419, "text": "hey that's not down you're going the" }, { "duration": 15.939, "start": 411.55, "text": "wrong way crow wrong way" }, { "duration": 14.099, "start": 413.39, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.38, "start": 429.99, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 431.41, "text": "whoa that's me" }, { "duration": 3.1, "start": 439.37, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.79, "start": 445.13, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.289, "start": 452.47, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 463.969, "text": "there's got to be the place" }, { "duration": 8.951, "start": 469.249, "text": "a couple at school" }, { "duration": 17.54, "start": 470.8, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 12.75, "start": 478.2, "text": "oh I wish crow was back well I thought" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 488.34, "text": "he'd be back already who knows maybe he" }, { "duration": 8.91, "start": 490.95, "text": "found someplace warm and we'll never see" }, { "duration": 10.68, "start": 493.14, "text": "him again no I know he'll do whatever he" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 499.86, "text": "can make any sacrifice to save us unless" }, { "duration": 6.3, "start": 503.82, "text": "something happened what if he's in" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 506.58, "text": "trouble I will go find out no ma you" }, { "duration": 4.61, "start": 510.12, "text": "won't be able to resist the sun's warm" }, { "duration": 9.24, "start": 511.86, "text": "soothing glow I can handle the Sun No" }, { "duration": 6.37, "start": 514.73, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.279, "start": 525.1, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.07, "start": 528.73, "text": "whoa would you look at this place" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 534.23, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 543.51, "text": "crow had found the palace of the one who" }, { "duration": 5.73, "start": 546.61, "text": "creates everything we're thinking the" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 549.07, "text": "source of the entire universe and he can" }, { "duration": 5.51, "start": 552.34, "text": "only imagine the majesty of the spirit" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 554.77, "text": "that lived within" }, { "duration": 4.909, "start": 567.62, "text": "hello" }, { "duration": 5.14, "start": 569.58, "text": "wake up down there" }, { "duration": 7.321, "start": 572.529, "text": "apparently" }, { "duration": 8.64, "start": 574.72, "text": "the view from the blue sky it looks so" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 579.85, "text": "good when you're up high I remember that" }, { "duration": 10.19, "start": 583.36, "text": "too it was stuck in my head for weeks" }, { "duration": 7.32, "start": 586.23, "text": "who are you ah I've been way too long" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 594.569, "text": "so what brings you here crow you don't" }, { "duration": 6.659, "start": 598.3, "text": "know I mean you are the one this is yes" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 601.149, "text": "yes yes I know you want me to unthink" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 604.959, "text": "the coal exactly so your friends pick" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 608.199, "text": "you to be the big hero because what you" }, { "duration": 5.49, "start": 610.959, "text": "sweet boy say pretty feathers well I'm" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 613.959, "text": "more than just a voice with feathers you" }, { "duration": 4.291, "start": 616.449, "text": "better be" }, { "duration": 5.461, "start": 617.199, "text": "but airsick look I'm enjoying our little" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 620.74, "text": "chat but back on earth those friends of" }, { "duration": 4.409, "start": 622.66, "text": "mine are getting colder but I can't I" }, { "duration": 6.269, "start": 625.06, "text": "think what's already been thunk that's" }, { "duration": 6.57, "start": 627.069, "text": "rule I up is not a word you are" }, { "duration": 5.671, "start": 631.329, "text": "thinking is what got me in this hot mess" }, { "duration": 8.461, "start": 633.639, "text": "in the first place hot that's it" }, { "duration": 7.649, "start": 637, "text": "hold on this branch right well now watch" }, { "duration": 7.89, "start": 642.1, "text": "in amazement as I make it burst into" }, { "duration": 10.201, "start": 644.649, "text": "flames you're darn right it's hot it's" }, { "duration": 9.81, "start": 649.99, "text": "fire well don't just stand there go" }, { "duration": 8.849, "start": 654.85, "text": "hurry and whatever you do you must not" }, { "duration": 6.589, "start": 659.8, "text": "let that torch burn out let's see what" }, { "duration": 2.69, "start": 663.699, "text": "you're really made of" }, { "duration": 6.13, "start": 677, "text": "crowd where are you then what the heck" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 681.33, "text": "you got any new animals but you should" }, { "duration": 5.55, "start": 683.13, "text": "never look directly at the Sun and I'm" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 686.24, "text": "cuz I know how attracted you are to my" }, { "duration": 5.37, "start": 688.68, "text": "region fish so you're right" }, { "duration": 21.57, "start": 692.49, "text": "you will not hear me say a little word" }, { "duration": 22.59, "start": 694.05, "text": "about my inviting just be quiet I found" }, { "duration": 5.79, "start": 714.06, "text": "you what are you doing up here I thought" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 716.64, "text": "you might need some help help no sir" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 719.85, "text": "when the one who creates everything by" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 721.35, "text": "thinking heard my song she stopped her" }, { "duration": 5.7, "start": 723.54, "text": "thinking and gave me this amazing gift" }, { "duration": 8.1, "start": 725.76, "text": "of fire look at it can you feel it it's" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 729.24, "text": "warm whoa and so the show will go on" }, { "duration": 12.8, "start": 733.86, "text": "oh my feathers" }, { "duration": 9.14, "start": 737.52, "text": "oh no the fire is gone" }, { "duration": 9.781, "start": 748.649, "text": "I failed" }, { "duration": 9.72, "start": 751.5, "text": "I failed everyone here on crow you will" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 758.43, "text": "not give up you will do whatever you can" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 761.22, "text": "make any sacrifice to save us you really" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 765.09, "text": "think that no that's what's Kong said I" }, { "duration": 2.9699999999999998, "start": 768.27, "text": "figured you found someplace warm and" }, { "duration": 7.7, "start": 770.19, "text": "we're never coming back" }, { "duration": 6.65, "start": 771.24, "text": "but skunk she believes him yeah she does" }, { "duration": 5.879, "start": 782.64, "text": "alright crow let's see what you really" }, { "duration": 39.02, "start": 786.18, "text": "made up yeah well whatever it is it's" }, { "duration": 42.481, "start": 788.519, "text": "flammable what is it it's so warm oh" }, { "duration": 8.85, "start": 825.2, "text": "yeah oh yeah I feel like myself again" }, { "duration": 3.05, "start": 831, "text": "turtles back" }, { "duration": 9.4, "start": 838.1, "text": "hey race you home I win hey everybody" }, { "duration": 5.91, "start": 844.26, "text": "ma you're okay I did not fly into the" }, { "duration": 7.52, "start": 847.5, "text": "Sun and you should have seen crow oh oh" }, { "duration": 4.85, "start": 850.17, "text": "he was like wait where do you go" }, { "duration": 6.83, "start": 859.17, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 9.17, "start": 862.07, "text": "it's called fire" }, { "duration": 13.929, "start": 866, "text": "crawl are you okay" }, { "duration": 8.689, "start": 871.24, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.23, "start": 883.56, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.109, "start": 890.65, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 892.639, "text": "skunk" }, { "duration": 2.75, "start": 893.759, "text": "is that you" }, { "duration": 10.6, "start": 897.67, "text": "crow I'm so sorry it's okay you can't" }, { "duration": 11.4, "start": 903.65, "text": "help it I'm not talking about that" }, { "duration": 10.79, "start": 908.27, "text": "I like your smell that's kind of earthy" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 915.05, "text": "you know in a good way" }, { "duration": 7.96, "start": 919.84, "text": "really yeah I should be the one to" }, { "duration": 6.83, "start": 923.9, "text": "apologize I I've been a real jerk acting" }, { "duration": 8.07, "start": 927.8, "text": "like I was better better than you and" }, { "duration": 7.98, "start": 930.73, "text": "better than everyone well looks like I" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 935.87, "text": "got what I deserved" }, { "duration": 8.28, "start": 939.12, "text": "you're not gonna stop singing right I" }, { "duration": 6.99, "start": 943.07, "text": "used to have perfect pitch nobody's" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 947.4, "text": "perfect" }, { "duration": 6.72, "start": 957.98, "text": "okay Pro now let's see what you're" }, { "duration": 2.66, "start": 962.04, "text": "really made of" }, { "duration": 7.54, "start": 965.22, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.41, "start": 969.35, "text": "it's happening" }, { "duration": 10.2, "start": 974.22, "text": "Wow your feathers whoa my colors" }, { "duration": 13.17, "start": 984.499, "text": "they've been in there all along the view" }, { "duration": 8.74, "start": 992.829, "text": "from the blue sky it looks so good when" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 997.669, "text": "you're up high the Blues come round they" }, { "duration": 6.66, "start": 1001.569, "text": "won't get me down" }, { "duration": 8.61, "start": 1003.099, "text": "I can make what do you think I actually" }, { "duration": 7.8, "start": 1008.229, "text": "like your new voice it's kind of earthy" }, { "duration": 13.94, "start": 1011.709, "text": "yeah you know in a good way but I will" }, { "duration": 14.43, "start": 1016.029, "text": "maestro hey what'd you stop hmm the view" }, { "duration": 8.77, "start": 1025.649, "text": "from the blue sky it looks so good when" }, { "duration": 8.45, "start": 1030.459, "text": "you're up high the Blues come round they" }, { "duration": 7.59, "start": 1034.419, "text": "won't get me down I can make my escape" }, { "duration": 6.191, "start": 1038.909, "text": "I'm not slide like a fox" }, { "duration": 6.481, "start": 1042.009, "text": "don't bite like a flea a grizzly you" }, { "duration": 6.63, "start": 1045.1, "text": "will never run away from me but think of" }, { "duration": 7.25, "start": 1048.49, "text": "all the things they could never see it's" }, { "duration": 4.01, "start": 1051.73, "text": "better you can fly" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 1056.08, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.43, "start": 1058.45, "text": "it looks" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 1059.95, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.12, "start": 1067.58, "text": "my escape" }, { "duration": 8.481, "start": 1069.929, "text": "Oh everybody sings but not like me but" }, { "duration": 7.01, "start": 1074.7, "text": "else much better here above the truth" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 1078.41, "text": "the sky a sight to see" }, { "duration": 5.339, "start": 1081.71, "text": "Isabella will you" }, { "duration": 3.119, "start": 1083.93, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 10.2, "start": 1096.64, "text": "help me make my game no matter how high" }, { "duration": 8.16, "start": 1102.76, "text": "a crow can go there's gonna come a time" }, { "duration": 6.71, "start": 1106.84, "text": "when he's brought down low hit rock" }, { "duration": 5.1, "start": 1110.92, "text": "bottom and I just don't" }, { "duration": 10.17, "start": 1113.55, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 7.7, "start": 1116.02, "text": "oh it is better were you" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 1124.35, "text": "hmm can fly" }, { "duration": 3.289, "start": 1132.14, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.1, "start": 1141.68, "text": "so yeah did you like it" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 1145.77, "text": "or should I really do honestly thank you" }, { "duration": 3.45, "start": 1147.78, "text": "from the entire cast and from baobab" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 1149.67, "text": "Studios and made us giving for being" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1151.23, "text": "such amazing people and partners and" }, { "duration": 2.4, "start": 1152.61, "text": "creating this if you're interested in" }, { "duration": 2.58, "start": 1153.81, "text": "learning more about this project or" }, { "duration": 2.7, "start": 1155.01, "text": "checking out the behind the scenes check" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 1156.39, "text": "out the links in the description below" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 1157.71, "text": "thank you guys for watching and thank" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 1159.03, "text": "you God for blessing this is so cool" }, { "duration": 9.78, "start": 1161.39, "text": "thank you and I'll see you guys next" }, { "duration": 12.21, "start": 1163.2, "text": "movie Oh video sorry oh my is crazy" }, { "duration": 13.99, "start": 1171.17, "text": "Bluff is great oh no I'm not a" }, { "duration": 21.08, "start": 1175.41, "text": "blessed I know you can tell them so" }, { "duration": 11.33, "start": 1185.16, "text": "Gideon in disbelief of this I'm sorry" } ]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex30IWHWU-g

Ex30IWHWU-g

2024-11-29T11:46:33.631204

yeah yeah you're allowed to come in here too because it's my second chance damn you look my friend listen save I've listened hi wisdom that school is back in session and I recently got my hair and I thought I could be your fourth grade teacher Kristen I'm going to be taking a first grade through fifth grade yes this is gonna be extremely difficult sighs in our brain what's that huh support it's too big we're starting off with the first grade everyone when you mix equal amounts of red and yellow paint will come to you how does Homer given how many pronouns are in the following sentence now how many eggs are in three and a half dozen I'm Indian the white kids get there eventually we fall to swallow as a marsupial harnesses what country has the longest what country has the longest land border with the US Canada I guess the day the ship the pilgrims sailed from Plymouth England Plymouth Colony in a mirror Titanic think Disney Cruise Line what is the world's longest river nile or mississippi my army in what direction no what is the name of the largest bone in your body femur afraid Indian and I was destined to be a doctor this is vulture what number divided by six to what degree Fahrenheit is liquid water begin to turn to ice at sea 32 other soul 30 who lost the presidential election to John Quincy Adams 1824 away [Music] physicist Albert Einstein was born in my country Hussein to thank you for the process of attach pole we own a frog can be described in the what Greek word that we medical cane it for a total fraud a growing puberty on the periodic to which element is represented by the letters and what the literal is the hardest substance on the Mohs scale of hardness I'm gonna say diamonds diamonds a mineral I'm still gonna copy what classical composer of growth with 1787 work a little bit and he broke up the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 it's considered the lattice an anarchist right oh it's part of what you know what Hawaii who was the only President to later become Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court Bravo I did not know it's a different atoms algorithm mark plane is this Poonam told what of what famous American author wrote the inventor of Humber I need to know this word really samuel samuel l.jackson it only took it twenty-one-year-old that 22 year old 45 minutes to complete a six page test the first correct now we're going to greater access everybody swap test how many put on there in the following sentence we said to the answer was no where you figure out what for numbers no age of 21 example I you how many eggs are there three and a half dozen answer was joining I will reach doo doo doo in half the 42 days so I need for half of 42 is 22 42 is I got a question from Weber's true koala is a marsupial mammals are immature young their development in a patch what country has the longest land border with the u.s. [Applause] what degree fahrenheit is liquid water units are nice it's 32 that shouldn't be too thick actually yeah pretty sure you're watching this video we made a lot of kids feel about murdering a lot more confidence are you lost the presidential election of John Quincy Adams Andrew Jackson I said a white but where was Albert Einstein for in Germany you out for us that was geez so am I so what constellation contains a big different or some me go to the local a is a galaxy galaxy and a great chocolate bar fifth-grader this song just covered I'm actually going to take the rock pull the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 is a part of one country to meet you oh my god it was Krakatoa is a part of what country which elevates composes the majority of the Earth's atmosphere nation and give ourselves test for awkward when you phoned a Christian it is that second [Music] well okay that was your sorry the videos [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

LIZA REACTS TO TEENS REACT TO LIZA KOSHY!

Hardest title to write. This officially makes me a youtuber, woo! Subscribe to the amazing Fine Bros here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0v-tlzsn0QZwJnkiaUSJVQ Watch the entire video! Teens React to Liza Koshy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEK_XWVjjwk&t=475s ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil reactors! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkmEl3hbQmg

TkmEl3hbQmg

2024-11-29T11:46:39.635408

hey guys what up it's your girl Liza and today I have a different brand of laptop I also have anxiety because that's my immediate reaction because I'm reacting to teens reacting to me react so the Fine Brothers reached out to a fine sister has that joke been made before probably and asked me if they could have teens react to my videos and I said no but they did it anyways no but it's a legit honor and fear to be reacted to I'll be honest I've been putting this reaction video off because I've been so nervous and sweaty and diarrhea ridden and oh my God that's gross I'm here and I'm ready to react [Music] [Applause] aggressively Oh yay it's Teens React I love Teens React hey guys what up it's your girl Liza oh Liza Kushi yes I love her I want to be her best friend so bad we can be more than best friends hey notep anyways welcome back to my YouTube channel seriously what's up with all these artsy Zoom what is this what is this some sort of artsy Vlog yeah it is welcome to an average hands closeup objects and time lapses I don't like this she's making fun of like every vlogger ever David yes so true that is exactly how I wake up every morning that is me SHO you too ew she was all up in there [Music] e this is like my daily struggle do people actually find I don't know how people find this entertaining oh it's too hot it's going to be hot how'd you know it's too hot why is everything so hot oh signature yes his signature face okay so not everything that's me 100% oh you're a little brown girl too I wish I had that enthusiasm I love this this is [Music] [Applause] amazing I love how real she is in all of her videos I got to go there is so much sand in my butt crack [Music] bye I love her so much I love her so much is there another one oh there two of them coming at you and welcome back to my YouTube channel today I have some beauty hacks for you haven't washed your hair in 17 days that's a specific same time well use some dry shampoo to refresh that ha and if you haven't washed your body spray it all over that too yes everyone cring at myself or that you're just on drugs honestly her videos are fine but I think her personality is the real thing that's standing out want to put on your makeup at the perfect oh my God thank you that's well you can First grab some Scotch tee then place on your eyes and face until you look borderline racist now apply your makeup until you look borderline racist now apply your makeup and peel to reveal absolute perfection oh no want to know a secret way to making your girls look bigger stuff them with tissue then if someone makes fun of you for stuff that's your boyfriend this is all with David in it I am dating that one be best friends too I'm like forgetting to react oh my God hello so that is all I have for you guys today little brown girl is out hard get it girl bye she's so cute oh oh I love her I love her attitude she's so like upbeat I don't know who that person is but I definitely don't want to watch any more of content she's so Random she's like a walking meme like she has a facial expression for everything that was a beauty Guru makeup like female video that has nothing to do with anything I experienced but I still enjoyed it and that's very interesting oh makes me so happy start partly on Vine yeah that's where I know her from okay I know what you're talking about that was there for it all been there since day one I miss Vine so we're going to show you some of her Vin oh sick I love Vines bring them on wait what's that oh God they're watching them oh I've seen this so one it's me now you see why I draw on my eyebrows this stuff how did you get such great eyebrows well I guess it's in my jeans okay that one was kind of clever I've seen that too you like crabby patties don't you Squidward girl's laugh completely depends on whether or not a guy's around if a guy's around if he's not that's so mean that funny okay 56 I'll take it I got it my tree no fine no no no okay no no no no I saw that one before that was funny very hashtag relatable I love that vine that guy in the vine really cute there people that try to be funny but they're extra corny and it's like it don't work but when Liza does it it is so perfect I love her I like her yeah they were so sweet God I so sweet wed that wasn't that bad do you know who you were just watching no who were they those are the Fine Brothers they have a Mach over 14 million subscribers 14 sorry I don't even know how to react to that their channel has a total of 4.5 billion views 4.5 billion Benny fine and rafy fine were born in 1981 and 1983 the two brothers they on elders react they also have a series called YouTubers react are they looking for YouTubers to react potentially if the five brothers are watching this right now what do you have to say to them that I love them and that this was an honor to be able to sit down and react to myself and have teens react to me who were once kids and are going to be Elders so basically all the series reacted to me who is your favorite teenager in this video uh Brooklyn I love New York no but she was really really sweet and she has really great eyebrows would you recommend people to go subscribe to their Channel I would 100% recommend people to go subscribe are you going to link it at the end of this video oh 100% no but this was seriously so cool and such an honor so I want to thank the Fine Brothers for forcing teens to react to me but they are not just fine they are amazing at what they do subscribe to the Fine Brothers right here or check out the link in my description below these are my arms and I'll see you guys another time maybe with the Fine Brothers I got to go okay bye oh man I'm Legit too lazy to get up and get some tape right now so I'm honestly going to fix this using my gum but yeah make sure to subscribe to the Brothers for higher quality entertainment

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Liza Koshy

GOING OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS + REACTIONS!!

TROLLOLOLOLOL... ok... Thanks for watching babes! But now... go watch TROLLS! In theaters Friday 11/4! Get your tickets here! http://gwi.io/3qxh15 Click to learn more, and to stalk my social medias! DreamWorks Animation’s TROLLS is a comedy about the search for happiness, and just how far some will go to get it. This hilarious film transports audiences to a colorful, wondrous world of Trolls. Executive Music Producer Justin Timberlake leads the TROLLS soundtrack featuring five original songs including songs by Justin Timberlake, Ariana Grande, Anna Kendrick and Gwen Stefani. This video is sponsored by Dreamworks Animation but all opinions are my own. Check out my other social medias down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil trolls! Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:46:49.052152

I just want to say thank you so much the DreamWorks for inviting me to this troll screening we're gonna have a great time we're gonna have a great time [Music] hey guys what's up its your girl coming at - this is the second channel oh that's a good one hey guys what's up its your girl lies are coming yet - cuz it's my second Channel anyways I decided to try vlogging today because I got invited to a special event that I want to take you guys to not because I'm sponsored by it we're in my Tesla right now on our way dude look there's an advertisement for right there literally looks exactly like you doesn't it that's what I'm saying hey where we going troll walking into my movie movie [Music] they want me to decorate a wig I think I was going to decorate my own [Music] is it good I did that I saw a little kids I honestly just stole content for three-year-old [Music] wait who got it I know you got [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] what are you drinking [Applause] [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

THREESOME YOGA CHALLENGE!

Doing yoga with my wife and her husband! Kate, Joey and I do our favorite positions together. I'm not third wheeling... you're fourth wheeling. Thanks for watching babes! GO WATCH KATE DECORKATE MY OUTDOOR SPACE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BcNeFmdkQw ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Stalk my wife, Kate on Instagram: Stalk her husband, Joey on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrkate/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/joeyzehr/?hl=en Stalk Kate's Blog for tips and tricks or treats: http://mrkate.com/2018/06/07/liza-koshys-urban-outdoor-oasis-makeover/ Buy a Kate: https://shop.mrkate.com/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, onesomes. Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI3PdcaxFCI

jI3PdcaxFCI

2024-11-29T11:46:55.263365

yeah think a little bit too girl Isaac companies who because it's my second chair the day on the other one K and Joey because today we're going to be doing a threesome yoga challenge third wheel it looks this is your house and I'm just a small brown girl that came over to do a personal you in a group chat with people but nobody's talking to each other next position X position next position we just like both stand here and just watch case you select Joey next position without even touching each other Derek do you want to go to my pubis I like to fill this one guys look at my rooftop next position I can smell my friends position position position position position [Laughter] [Applause] next position we're all independent women this line guys make sure to go check out their video link in description down below is an amazing time decorating three outdoor spaces this balcony that would be party on baby that they decorated that the guys please go check them out and go subscribe to them right now I understand we have to do this all over [Music] [Music] like kitchen countertop [Laughter] [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

MOUTHGUARD CHALLENGE!! + HEAD INJURY!

When are our mouths closed? Gabbie and I take on the mouthguard challenge! Thanks for watching babes. You should take on the buy-gabbies-book challenge! Challenge yourself to click the link below! #ad lol ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PREORDER GABBIE'S INCREDIBLE BOOK HERE! http://gabbiehannabook.com/ SUBSCRIBE TO GABBIE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGabbieShow STALK GABBIE HERE (IG, Twitter, Snapchat): @THEGABBIESHOW ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sick nasties! Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dJUEYSycuc

4dJUEYSycuc

2024-11-29T11:47:02.891574

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

I STOLE WILL SMITH'S EDITOR

....and now I'm broke. WILL HIRED ME, THEN FIRED ME FROM HIS MOVIE. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8KZz2w6Stk&feature=youtu.be Thank you so much to Will, and thank you to YOU for watching! Now get ready for a description full of shameless plugs, here we go: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH THE TRAILER OF THE MOVIE I’M NOT IN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEQTGlZZhAo&feature=youtu.be THEN GO SEE MY EX-BOSS STAR IN HIS MOVIE, Gemini Man, IN THEATRES NOW! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• After that, check out LIZA ON DEMAND, for FREE for YOU right HERE: • 1st free episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDZxEYmcCGo&list=PL5MGfQbdoiHM8Y4nNKfDwZxaHB0iw0dL2 • 2nd free episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kfp4wsWRhg • 3rd free episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsx4_hZqAQ • 4th-10th free episodes: Coming every Wednesday! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• GET WILL'S REVERSIBLE MERCH: https://shop.willsmith.com GET LIZA'S less-so-reversible MERCH: https://lizakoshy.com ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Mark your Google Calendars for BAD BOYS FOR LIFE! COMING JANUARY 2020! BAD BOYS TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKCj3XuPG8M ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WEAR LIZA'S SKIN...... CARE LINE: https://www.cestmoi.com OR CONTACT WILL'S DERMATOLOGIST, ANG LEE. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you all so much for watching... all of this. That's a lot of homework to do.... you got this. All love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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2024-11-29T11:47:12.900607

hey guys what up its your girl Liza coming at you and today I just wanted to talk to you guys about some of the upcoming projects that I have that I'm sorry is it just me or is this ad really distracting that's not you it's me Oh tiny casual Will Smith in an dad what are you doing down there man and where'd you go hello you know I can't take all the credit though you know it's mostly because of my new merch and this one's reverse support Oh fancy actually got some new much much really yeah okay yeah you see that this one's actually um this was actually reversible watch this okay oh this one is more than speaking of two per one I'm not here promote my new movie Gemini man what what no sup man I'm Gemini man in the building yeah you know I'm actually an Aries woman so will question how are you doing this oh yeah he just rolls with me he's like all the time right there on the fly catch it Bob about last time on it girl yeah that's how keep it hot where's my editor who put that sad empty desk there you know what I got something going on - yeah actually I got it I got a I got a show called Liza on demand I love that clip right here yeah I'm gonna see it right there that's not a spec that's not a special effect that's a spinning wheel its own it's loading is buffering nothing I got bad service yeah well I got bad boys for life coming out in theaters January 17 2020 Oh that's a smooth plug but you know why I got something else I got something else well I actually have my skincare line in my back pocket where I keep all my promotions BAM see check that out keeps my skin real nice and youthful when I need skin care I got angly you know he just hooked me up with this avatar of my 23 year old self that looks the same age for an infinite yeah that looks there's a lot of Clips playing right now yep those all look really you look really good yeah yeah just don't look like that forever laughs average it's not that you know what that looks a lot more expensive than a damn Beauty filter huh oh no I got there too [Music] dami let's go it's my up my lashes are what make my eyes look almond d next cant give me hand man don't actually don't you dare actually that's good that's good you know what I actually have this little water cash back here that I was gonna use for YouTube premium but they made my show free so hey stay he won Brit is hot though that is that well that George Washington on a surfboard wait a second I have service up here what damn got me again it's good stuff [Music] [Music] thanks for doing this for us to follow so you're gonna be like my CGI standing so you're standing in for the young me and then you'll be a Rex though they'll take you out and then put the young me I'm the best you are obviously not the best this scene is my older self versus my younger self and you know this is a fight yeah I'll put the noise in later oh yeah you know you don't see handlebars do not open but they'll put them in your hands well I'm not will um my character Henry oh my will that's quite on say that good yeah [Music] Wow [Music] like that don't get makeup - I guess it doesn't matter cuz I'm being erased [Music] you

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COUPLES YOGA CHALLENGE!!

Just a couple, working things out... OOOH, I GET IT. A BIT OF A STRETCH THOUGH... OH THERE SHE GO AGAIN WASSUP. Thanks for watching kids! Subscribe to David below!! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE TO DAVID!!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmh5gdwCx6lN7gEC20leNVA SUBSCRIBE TO DAVID TOO!!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCef29bYGgUSoJjVkqhcAPkw ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil yogurts! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtqR0xYRcvE

qtqR0xYRcvE

2024-11-29T11:47:17.115387

oh yeah hey guys what's up it's your girls Liza and David coming at you and today we're doing the yoga challenge please namaste and watch this video [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this one's called the babe I need space [Music] yo honey someone's coming quick yeah Buddhist monks good thanks so much for watching if you guys want to see more yoga join a gym thanks so much for watching [Applause] [Music] [Music]

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Liza Koshy

EATING DOG FOOD!! DOLLA STORE HAUL!

All I need is a leash and a nice home. Thanks so much for watching babes! Check out my other social medias down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil dolla billz! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6d_vwd8iss

h6d_vwd8iss

2024-11-29T11:47:21.535844

[Music] yeah hey guys what's up its your girl Liza welcome back to my second channel so in my main channel I went to the dollar store and apparently a lot of people like seeing a little Indian in heaven so this week I decided to bring my fella so put a second towel so I went to the dollar store and I bought some pot I got a bomb bottle water bottle I got a holder for my pot a pot holder honestly it's not very helpful but well now we know this is broken I got returned this looks like I got a lot more pot than I bargained for so the ninety's chokers are back so I decided to go to a dollar store and get my own I also got the certificate of excellence so I could pretend I'm educated with a degree I also got oh look I got more plots I also bought this picture frame just so I could have the picture of this girl because she looks like she bought some pot from the Delft stuff I also bought all this makeup that I'm never gonna use because I don't want to break out this is my sister's Christmas present I also bought this One Direction makeup kit because it's proof of the Mandela that a lot of people remember is a leaving one direction and this is proof that he is still part of it Mandela effects tripped me out I can't tell if it sorry oh my god more pot I can't tell if they're true or not but I also plant pot from the dollar store so you know then as any health conscious person would I bought a lot of food from the dollar store I got some foot butter in them all away so like a pinata oh my god it looks like a piece of mexican turd covered in sugar and first they're salty then they're sweet then adios that was delicious thank you Mexico I also got some tacky it's a freaking Fiesta fee I got this fruit and nut clusters spicy sriracha flavor nope tastes like an Asian man just sneezed on a bowl of nuts that was gross what's next I'm also gonna try some of these species peanut butter cups I'm honestly kind of mad I paid more for research cups I rather you see stuff I got these from the frozen aisle hahahaha uh okay can't open and put them you see how you use my bomb on my bottle that tastes pretty average okay next I got some chicken jerky this is for dogs come on man the straight up looks like it's for humans okay except for this dog in the corner whatever we're still gonna grab it's honestly not that bad it's probably really low calories not for human consumption oh then I also got some Cheetos oh my god that tastes exactly like Chinese plastic let me just wash that down with some Mountain rush that's funny tastes more like Dew in the mountain to wash that down with some doctor paper oh my god okay this one actually tastes exactly like diabetes I need some water that's all I have you guys today because that's all I can do I don't know what else you want okay I dog treats and I'm wearing a freaking cute choker but thank you guys so much for watching and I just let you guys know this is actually the last video I'm gonna be posting on this channel this year what's up but yeah thank you guys so much for watching my reused jokes from my other video and this is the last video I really want to thank you guys so so much for the amazing support and love and encouragement and enthusiasm and ideas and creativity that you shared with me this year I am so so so so grateful I'm just so happy to have you guys so thank you so much and with that I'll see you guys in 2017 bye is there anything in my teeth no wave there you go that is my mom's white hand oh david dobrik just upload excuse me I'll be right back I gotta go [Music]

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okay next I" }, { "duration": 5.009, "start": 111.4, "text": "got some chicken jerky this is for dogs" }, { "duration": 3.9699999999999998, "start": 114.33, "text": "come on man the straight up looks like" }, { "duration": 3.271, "start": 116.409, "text": "it's for humans okay except for this dog" }, { "duration": 4.109, "start": 118.3, "text": "in the corner whatever we're still gonna" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 119.68, "text": "grab it's honestly not that bad it's" }, { "duration": 4.231, "start": 122.409, "text": "probably really low calories not for" }, { "duration": 4.019, "start": 124.24, "text": "human consumption oh then I also got" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 126.64, "text": "some Cheetos oh my god" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 128.259, "text": "that tastes exactly like Chinese plastic" }, { "duration": 3.3, "start": 131.17, "text": "let me just wash that down with some" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 132.58, "text": "Mountain rush that's funny 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"duration": 4.741, "start": 155.019, "text": "channel this year what's up but yeah" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 158.41, "text": "thank you guys so much for watching my" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 159.76, "text": "reused jokes from my other video and" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 161.769, "text": "this is the last video I really want to" }, { "duration": 2.789, "start": 163.45, "text": "thank you guys so so much for the" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 164.709, "text": "amazing support and love and" }, { "duration": 4.381, "start": 166.239, "text": "encouragement and enthusiasm and ideas" }, { "duration": 4.74, "start": 168.67, "text": "and creativity that you shared with me" }, { "duration": 4.35, "start": 170.62, "text": "this year I am so so so so grateful I'm" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 173.41, "text": "just so happy to have you guys so thank" }, { "duration": 5.04, "start": 174.97, "text": "you so much and with that I'll see you" }, { "duration": 5.09, "start": 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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

PART 2: REACTING TO MY CRINGEY VINES! Liza Koshy

I have enough for a part 6 guys. Try not to not cringe challenge lol. Thanks for watching babes! Follow me on vine and stalk my other social medias down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil cringitos! Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:47:36.509277

yeah hey guys what up it's your girl isza coming at too cuz it's my second video my voice sounds ridiculously sexy right now please hold on to your pants I'm sick I'm always sick but today I'm going to be sick of my cringey Vine now I did a video like this before and it got so many views I'm going to do it again because I want more views all right here we go but yeah I hope you guys enjoy this try not to cringe challenge I haven't even played it and I'm already cringing The Perks of Being half white half Indian hello everybody hey hey thank you coming in this was just my really racist way of telling people I'm half white half Indian it's swim time hey look I found a dead albino in the pool so this was my really white best friend that would always ask me to go tanning with her and I was always like too late guys it only gets worse oh good God B Bach no so bad this is the kind of stuff that I'm ashamed my kids will see one day I think I'm not going to have kids just because this exists this is the reason why fine shut [Music] down it's not my laughing because it's funny I'm laughing because it was [Music] made yes thick High School lies up people will find anything to get mad about in a Vine no I'm not a real big fan of daisies but what you don't like daisies I explained it in my first Vine reaction video but I was one of the first people on V and it was a scary world back then this was considered content when I was in the third grade I have a text message I have friends people who sing too soft twinkle twinkle people who sing too rough twinkle twinkle people who can't sing Twinkle no no no people found this to be funny and by people I mean four-year-olds I can't explain this so I'm just going to go on white dogs be like black dogs be like she black and white be oh that's my dog she just passed away recently she's up there with Vine oh God I don't want to play this I'm going to play it I'm going to play it Dy they for this much I love cheese ball what is that not one of the cheese balls what is that next to it honey I don't know I don't know that is why I was think in high school I have sped the red cheese B in his natural Abit you are so cute oh no why I was going through a really cheesy stage in my life I'm still in it next one ooh the caption for this was like getting ready for the SATs tomorrow clearly I didn't study clearly I didn't pass I just wanted to use the restroom but now I'm so confused am I a woman am I a I don't know why this is a popular V of mine it's literally just me being confused if I'm a woman or not which I'm still wondering to this day part too I just wanted to use the restroom but now confused again am I an home and I an home I don't know a lot of my Vines you had to read the caption so for this one it's when your ex hits you up hey how are you doing I miss you you look good I'm good I don't miss you and I don't look good I look great Hi here's another one featuring the cutest person in the world and David what do you want to eat sunshine sunshine what you talking about there phone I was so decided to make this Vine with you I was like she wants to make content with me I just didn't know that after this first post together we wouldn't stop posting together it's really cute okay do it you a leprechaun that's my mom I told you guys I was white you see your butt though I can't wait to grow up and have a butt like my mom okay so the caption for this one is the longest most annoying 5 Seconds of my life whenever an ad plays before a video and you're waiting to skip it baby I will never skip that ad again you better not have skipped that ad and where's the rest of your pants that was my sister's pants I still don't know where the rest of them are the most amazing chicken the world oh I totally forgot I showed up at the end yeah it's a p got to go step to P sponsored post I could show you the world I wish I had a boyfriend oh I do now look at that Liza she was so sad and stupid look at me now I'm so happy and stupid Liza here Alia here oh here we get it you sing Oh and does she sing so good just a fun self-aware human being I like her and I like Alesia car too [Music] what why would you do that oh there were kicks oh get it out well thank God that's all I have for you guys today thank you guys so much for watching I really do miss Vine though because now all of my cringey videos are longer than 6 seconds but I hope you guys enjoyed this video and if you did please make sure to give it a big thumbs down because it was really cringy make sure you guys check out and subscribe to the people in this video I'll see you guys later okay bye sounds like me when I shave my pubes just kidding it's a lot louder than that I wear this black hat so people know I'm dating David Dober dude how big is your lawn stop mowing your l

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AW5dc5nUYa4

2024-11-29T11:47:41.008875

yeah hi hello sent nice to see you very nice to meet you you yep that's exactly who you think it is it's so nice to meet you I hear you're just doing great I heard you're doing pretty well yourself I'm doing okay congratulations on all the wonderful work you're doing on YouTube wait are you subscribed thank you so much congratulations on the work you're doing for the country thank you so we're here to talk about how we can get young people more involved thank you for sitting down with me and taking the time to spread the word all over the Internet well because you know young people are going to be the people who make the biggest impact in this country and this is the way to reach them so and and you're doing a great job talking to them about some of the things you guys care about I'm doing a great job talking about things that care about unfortunately I heard that you're going to be out of a job soon I am so if you have any suggestions you know maybe I'll start a YouTube show that's what I'm thinking I was thinking a YouTuber you think I got I got promise I might have to try to hit a different demographic though um but you're right Millennials are the entire demographic of this election right um a third of Millennials in 2012 voted in the election only a third and that means 2/3 didn't math Obama whatever you care about if you care about you know making sure that you got enough money to go to college if you care about climate change in the environment en if you care about making sure that women have the same rights and opportunities as men whatever those issues are they're decided by people in government I could not have been president if it weren't for the support of 18 to 25 35 year olds if you've never voted if you need information on how to vote you can go to I will vote.com I will vote.com it'll show you how easy it is it's my first time voting too just reminds people that this is not a hard thing to do and this is your voice this is you showing the country that you have a state in it and that you know you have an opinion about where you want to take it exactly and I think that's something specific about a lot of Millennials now including myself that we all express our opinions online whether that be through 140 characters on Twitter through a YouTube video through anything online but we're not taking the time to express that opinion through a check mark on about the fact of the matter is is that if all you're doing is just talking to each other but you're never really having an impact on the people who are going to be making decisions about the things that you care about then it's not in the end going to make that much difference and it's going to be forgotten and erased lost in the internet turned into memes you don't have any right to complain about stuff if you didn't try to make an effort to move it in a better Direction sometimes when people just see something on YouTube or a meme they automatically assume it's true everything on the internet isn't true it isn't it turns out and so part of what I think has made this election interesting is we're still kind of sorting out how do you tell what's true from what isn't true and I think that that you know people like you who are thoughtful and thoughtful informed informed have a a good audience has a good audience and who are credible because you're speaking to people your age credible because I'm speaking to people my age the president is somebody who's done their homework somebody who knows what they're talking about that requires somebody who is serious it sounds like a very important job that's at stake here it is it's a serious job you know when I started I had no gray hair and do you ever wonder what you would have looked like had you not taken office you know I think I would have turned a little gray anyway I think it looks great I love it and I love you I thought you were a really cool president and now it's just you're the coolest person cuz I've been on your show exactly look at my shoes I have to tell you I like you like that you like that you like that because I love [Music] you hey y what's up America I look like a little boy right now but it's cool cuz I'm an all American man and the reason why I look like a BAL ego right now is because I just got my ballot in the mail to vote for the president of the United States and I'm so ready American hat American scarf American boxers I'm feeling free and I got my t-o shoes when Obama personally tells you to personally vote personally you do it just for you Barry only problem is I don't see Barack on the B all right here we go first time voting wo I'm sweating cuz I'm exercising the right to vote I just voted I don't see a difference it's a lot easier than I thought legit took took me like 2 seconds to put an X in a box so easy a 5-year-old could do it but not legally but you know I'm talking to my 18-year-olds out there all right get legal with it so get out there and go vote November 8th okay Barack wasn't only talking to me he was talking to you too Sarah Jimmy Carl and a bunch of other people with basic names but thank you guys so much for watching if you want to educate yourself about voting there's more description in the description all right see you later America bye dude I'm about to vote for the president right now you little girl thank you talking about making sure that we go out there and vote go vote IW vote.com [Music]

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anyway" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 210.56, "text": "I think it looks great I love it and I" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 213.319, "text": "love you I thought you were a really" }, { "duration": 4.161, "start": 214.599, "text": "cool president and now it's just you're" }, { "duration": 4.881, "start": 216.519, "text": "the coolest person cuz I've been on your" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 218.76, "text": "show exactly look at my shoes I have to" }, { "duration": 6.36, "start": 221.4, "text": "tell you I like you like that you like" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 223.12, "text": "that you like that because I love" }, { "duration": 4.29, "start": 229.91, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 231.48, "text": "you hey y what's up America I look like" }, { "duration": 3.399, "start": 234.2, "text": "a little boy right now but it's cool cuz" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 235.72, "text": "I'm an all American man and the reason" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 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"text": "exercising the right to vote I just" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 265.96, "text": "voted I don't see a difference it's a" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 268.24, "text": "lot easier than I thought legit took" }, { "duration": 5.16, "start": 269.72, "text": "took me like 2 seconds to put an X in a" }, { "duration": 4.36, "start": 271.96, "text": "box so easy a 5-year-old could do it but" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 274.88, "text": "not legally but you know I'm talking to" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 276.32, "text": "my 18-year-olds out there all right get" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 277.96, "text": "legal with it so get out there and go" }, { "duration": 4.04, "start": 279.36, "text": "vote November 8th okay Barack wasn't" }, { "duration": 3.319, "start": 281.44, "text": "only talking to me he was talking to you" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 283.4, "text": "too" }, { "duration": 5.761, "start": 284.759, "text": "Sarah Jimmy Carl and a bunch of other" }, { "duration": 2.479, "start": 289.16, "text": "people with basic names but thank you" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 290.52, "text": "guys so much for watching if you want to" }, { "duration": 3.641, "start": 291.639, "text": "educate yourself about voting there's" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 293.16, "text": "more description in the description all" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 295.28, "text": "right see you later America bye" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 301.199, "text": "dude I'm about to vote for the president" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 303.08, "text": "right now you little girl thank you" }, { "duration": 5.831, "start": 306.639, "text": "talking about making sure that we go out" }, { "duration": 13.301, "start": 308.199, "text": "there and vote go vote IW vote.com" }, { "duration": 9.03, "start": 312.47, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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Liza Koshy

GINGERBREAD HOUSE WITH NO HANDS CHALLENGE!!

My fwend Kwisten and I build a house for gingers without using our hands! Holiday bonding and bondage! Thanks for watching babes! Make sure to stalk my fwend kwisten below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH KWISTEN'S VIDEO OF US: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF59rQkj8XM SUBSCWIBE TO KWISTEN: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5IJtgRa-ScxnzmEqt0jJg ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil gingers! Love, Liza

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[Music] yeah yeah hey guys what up my name's Jeff and this is my friend quips and say hi question and I could stay as welcome back to my channel thank you oh you're welcome do you feel welcome yes good that's the point of me saying that so today we're going to be building a house for ants so what about the uncles today we are building a gingerbread but there is a holiday all right now it's time to build without our hands it's time to put the sides on okay now you have to stay there for everybody you should call a real construction company these big pieces are the roof the little ones are the walls we learn how to build a gingerbread house with our hands before we do without our hand we're going to try this again okay well we did that really fast watch this what am i doing now it's time for some out exterior design [Music] this is hard with SATs flight with our man's stay in school guys this is way harder do it a paint house [Music] was that cause to black faculty oh yes [Music] just like you sweet arsenic you waited in crumbling to pieces because me you trying to get my life back together there goes my life is back together so thank you guys so much for watching that's all the building of relationships that we have for you guys today this video is pretty sweet right quits in high five nice but if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to give it a big thumbs up and make sure to go check out Kristen's channel because we did a video on her channel too but less equipped in we made let them go check it out thanks your butt smells great yeah yes please yeah I got enough that time yeah hey guys what up into girl Liza coming at you cuz it's my second channel guys with my phone question where my new real I forgot to do my intro say Thank You Kristen Thank You Hudson punch it do it [Music] [Music] oh okay because even the broken can stand again and I'm a cuppa tea night thanks dude

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Liza Koshy

TEA WITH MICHELLE OBAMA • GIRL'S TRIP TO VIETNAM

Watch us sip tea, and cheers to our ladies. Our documentary, Creators for Change: Global Girl's Education, is ready for your viewing pleasure right here: https://youtu.be/HzOPah2JzJE We thank you in advance for enjoying the doc, sharing the empowerment and changing the narrative. Cheers! Also, here's my trip to Vietnam that I shot entirely on my phone and edited into a cinematic feature film. #CreatorsForChange ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• POWERFUL PRESENCES YOU WITNESSED IN THIS VIDEO (SUBSCRIBE & FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM): • HA'S ART PORTFOLIO (aka her Instagram) COMMENT "HI HA": https://www.instagram.com/hoebeoo/ • PRAJAKTA KOLI: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvCyIiKSCA1fHKSCOKJyjXA • THEMBE MAHLABA: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk4KfvYBQp6fXqQxP9ywG6w ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: • A Handmaiden's Dream by Epidemic Sound • Lotus Lane by The Loyalist: https://soundcloud.com/why_you_look_at_my_link_listen_to_my_music • Kampsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUGH7_2ywU ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• KEEP UP WITH KOSHY: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzza?lang=en TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE (please): www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I hope the love and empowerment in this video overwhelms you... you deserve it. Love, Liza

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LU6QchIakro

2024-11-29T11:47:59.706038

[Music] yummy there is value and importance and absolute necessity for us to be investing in girls in the same way that we're investing in boys and those young creators as young leaders you guys are going to be the change agents I'm gonna be sitting in my wheelchair this is about creating a balanced and effective society you only do that if you're investing in all of it you're a trailblazer yes good job under all those trees you have to listen to your own inner voice education opens up so many things that are possible in the world [Music] that baby stravagant strap [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Wow did you do all of these by hand Wow he's incredibly founded however it being so young it's challenging you don't always have Stephanie's new parents which is something that I went through my junior year of high school my sister who's off camera actually told my dad that I had way too many followers on Instagram that's right one that looks like me I took her personality and monetized and here we are baby remember this my sister brought the phone over to my parents and said she has way too many followers this doesn't make sense she doesn't have as many friends so my dad and my sister went through a lot every single person hundreds of them that's so that's so true dude do you not remember this it was too many people to do it for it there was no way so we told her she had to stop posting yeah no more posting for you and I said I have an ipod underneath my mattress I'm going to business it wasn't until I was on a college tour ironically and it comes up to me and says hi my aunt my dad and the mom that were all like that was a moment of legitimacy for my dad seeing his daughter be recognized for creating a story online and having others relate to it it was a clicking moment for him that yeah and she's expressing herself so why not let her go for it and now about to go inside a pod now wants to continue her craft and her art teachers here today in support of her and this production is here in support of her Oliver cycles but doesn't have the encouragement from her parents her parents have actually burnt her paintings before trying to stop her kind of like how my dad tried to stop me ethnic parents man I'm excited to see maybe the little clicking point in her parents eyes and realizing like this is something our kid can do both cycle and we're gonna support her in that [Music] [Music] yeah like my laptop missing and you're going around town asking everybody have you seen this girl mr. Grinch literally this man stole these Christmas trees sir he is wearing green bless you stop that's true hey guys what's up I'm here today at the name of this school that I cannot pronounce and I'm super excited when we're meeting especially Michelle about my students miss Jenna Bush and sit down at table with them and and kind of share what we've learned about how important it is going to have an education out here and spreading awareness about room to read and what we can do to help and learn and care [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay so I'm glowing now because I've changed because I've sat at a table with Miss Obama do you want proof fine this is my nameplate which is her name play so I call it Michelle but anyways it was amazing we had moon and these guys hope if I'm scared to butcher their names that they are absolutely wonderful women who have been through their struggles but we're here to showcase their strength today thanks to room to read as well as sharing their stories and being so vulnerable we're using their voice and using what they've been through to empower others that are going to see this and they're going to watch this and I'm super happy that I've had the experience with me and go to the coffee shop and be the happy customer and tell everybody that she's a brilliant businesswoman who I asked why should I buy these beans and she said because they're healthy oh but also they go great with this rice and awesome with these cranberries and awesome with this bold and plate and fork it was really cool to acknowledge Newton's power in the room and tell them my favorite quote of all time now I will get tattooed in Vietnamese like a cliche whenever you feel like giving up remind yourself of the reason that you started and her reason he wanted to provide some kind of structural financial income for her family or family actually lives in happen shop itself I also worked there too but it's providing a home higher residential neighborhood all benefiting from the happy shop we have in the economy shared bringing supplies through that neighborhood for a much lower price then Zen marked down the street he's also looking for he means she's providing a scholarship to another young girl in room to read who have the material support financial support but does have the support from Yoon and she is able to provide her with the scholarship because of ultra cycle because of what she's been through and what she's learned and what she's gathered she's able to get it back and I'm just inspired [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] these kids right now [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Liza Koshy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zWqgr5mtvI

8zWqgr5mtvI

2024-11-29T11:48:25.059764

yeah yeah I can't tell by the way of checkerboard or a test board probably a checkerboard since I don't have a chest she'd not talk to me or my son ever again on a second who would Co Ted he's definitely not what makes you guys what up with you girl let's go but I do because it's my second chance so today would be reacting to my first youtube video effort is a very cringy video the first of many so watch me watch myself [Music] what Indian look at the background boy look at me now okay all right here we go look you'll injure Eliza gosh you're so lame do something do something aggressive I'm just gonna go ahead and pretend to be a squirrel eating a knife bet a DJ squirrel now that you've seen a little brown girl pretending to get DJ amount of time is that I say a little brown girl in this one video what are you some ridiculous welcome to the youtube channel of a little brown girl a lot of you guys know me from my vine like I've said I've I've liked weird six-second videos on vine though this is my first youtube video ever wrong three minutes into this video and I've only told you four things it wasn't one thing you should know about me is that this is my youtube channel sure so I'm a little brown girl with big dreams that's my little be a big black man right now another thing you should know about me my name is Liza sorry about this first video sorry about the rest of them - I'm surprised I can't make videos I'm surprised you kept watching them being too hard on myself but she sucks listen I just keep going so yeah just onesie that's my name Liza what I thought was Jennifer I am actually a now a student at the University of Houston by your this video was made after my first year come I would have been graduating literally today my friends have degrees I have do fish and sea an eagle well congratulations to my friends with education there we go that's a good one baby this chick puts food on the table boy they still have to talk about all my social medias changed she's changed understand I was like really painful to watch comments that sadness her old videos y'all are hi thank you guys so much for watching I'm not sure why you happened a little being hard on myself but that's how you throw man know I hope this goes to show that you can do things on your own I started my youtube channel my own and it's still just me on my own that's you can make something of yourself by yourself start in a bedroom and end up somewhere else am i right Kim Kardashian well thank you for giving me a chance after that but thank you thank you thank you for still watching we're out a girl is too proud yeah see you guys text me I'm watching that and see what's come of it makes you wanna do your own thing but that was almost inspirational invest [Music] God is like sausages

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

EXPOSING YOUR PRIVATE VIDEOS. TRYING YOUR HIDDEN TALENTS!

Watch me watch your private singing/dancing/flexing videos, then watch as I fail or nail doing it like you. Y'all are really flexible... Thank you babes for submitting and showing off your talent and giving mama content. *** PSA! POSTING STATUS ANNOUNCEMENT: New videos every other Monday on this channel! Bi-monthly Mondays with Liza lol. Thank you for your patience while we figure this life out. *** ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: • Jou Beats - Brasil • Just Got Paid - Sigala, Ella Eyre, Meghan Trainor • Mortal Kombat ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil hiding talentitos! All the love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…Y/sddefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CnNHpzGuY

m3CnNHpzGuY

2024-11-29T11:48:31.549260

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

TASTING AUSTRALIAN FOODS!!

An original video idea, mate. Putting foreign items in our mouths! Thank you Australia! Thank you for watching babes! Stalk our social medias below/down unda'. DOWNLOAD OUT NOW HERE: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/out-loud-single/id1275959030 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• STALK GOBBIE HERE!! (@thegabbieshow) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZTec6BbOU DOWNLOAD “OUT LOUD” NOW!! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/out-loud-single/id1275959030 PRE-ORDER HER BOOK and SEE MY BABY ON TOUR HERE! http://gabbiehannabook.com/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, Aussies and Australia for being so sweet! Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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Gd3aC_uy3p8

2024-11-29T11:48:37.239595

oh wait I don't know wagon wheel anyway fries in Australia your country ways it a continent both wind is my city I'm not excited to try this why would you say that looks like a look at but me neither oh this is the kick that looks like my club here mostly would make like a good like eyebrows yeah so we're gonna do both of us thumbnail and trying my god I love tattoos okay horny right there I'm lonely oh the perfect table iconic door opens right people honestly it's hard for me to imagine that like people in Australia really y'all know what to do make sure to go subscribe again also go down in my description below and go down love her songs on iTunes video if you did go do whatever you wanna do Julianne [Music] we're about to eat and sickening all the sugar inside me [Music] Wow I have in fact your duty this video

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Liza Koshy

TELLING MOM IM PREGNANT. MOTHERS DAY Q&A!!

Opening up to my mom about my first kiss and my not pregnancy! Questioning my mom and questioning if she made me. Happy Momma's Day! Thanks for watching, kids! Stalk this mamasita down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil mommas! Love, Liza

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UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

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q4sruNqaXFs

2024-11-29T11:48:42.067702

I was more white than you yeah yeah hey guys what I particularly like coming at tea looks it's my second channel guys today I'm here with my mom say hi mom hi mom this is happy Mother's Day weekend mother are you happy I'm very happy so in honor of mommy's day my mom and I are gonna be answering some questions about each other okay you have no idea what we're doing I have no idea I'm gonna ask you questions that you should know about me you're gonna ask me questions I should know about you you're the person gets the question wrong we're gonna see each other with a water just to clarify these are water guns see for example first question what is my favorite color medicine green yes that's my favorite color what year did I graduate high school 2000 Ricky was here tonight graduate college you did it yeah but your did I graduate yeah in fact my mom's a genius and she was 16 when she graduated high school what happened to me we're gonna interrupt this mother-son bonding time as I'm an exorcist I'm gonna make it take this quiz about look anything like that I'm gonna fail this what's my name Liza nope it's Elizabeth oh you your full legal name what does Liza say at the end of her videos 30 1997 March 31st night he's like a lot of born on March 31st and not April Fool's Day cuz that's what's really hard get her out before April most because moment of the race nobodies Liza's height five-foot before it seems like you know person that came out of you ask me some question your inception your random question do you don't want to have my first kids high school something no no middle school yeah my first cuz I was 13 what's he doing now do you know kissing other people if that was your first get a little boy named Dmitri I must have been like wow I was like start that how you do you were attracted to brown men maybe thanks to me treats another random question know what for 20 min told me it meant something about marijuana yeah I thought it was a time for I love yeah that is a time it isn't kinda a time to celebrate marijuana there's some questions from Twitter what's the worst thing I did as a child got dog black up into you yeah you weren't too bad no I just put the dog in my bed I've brought worse things in my bed yeah but that's question when did your mom find out you were pregnant you're not pregnant are you do you have any other games that we're gonna make me with Gabriella wasn't there another one Virginia Co she maybe when it turned into her ear or for China culture at last and final question how did we meet in the hospital well God has been many questions with my mother thank you to the creator of all things beautiful see you guys next time [Music] what are you doing you pose you should help your guns and your gun mom where did dad like me in theater that's not my favorite you're deaf that daughter yeah that's my favorite video no don't try to cover it up now the reason why I say bi EE is because you only said if I talk like that on the phone right my yeah

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

MY FIRST MUKBANG AND ASMR!!

Baby's first vlog! From in bed with me to cooking, thrifting, a Mukbang, some ASMR and a lot of ADHD. Thanks for watching babes! Stalk me on https://lizakoshy.com/ or add me on myspace. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] MYSPACE: https://myspace.com/lizakoshy ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, VLOGASS! Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

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aZ7n31V8vZo

2024-11-29T11:48:47.137694

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

My new hustle. Your FREE advice.

Hot, average advice from hot, amateur advisors. Get your borderline awesome answers for life, for FREE! Kristen and I advise your serious and sticky situations in the new series, LISTEN. Thanks for watching babes. Submit your situations to @welistenin on Instagram to be in the next episode! Check out more info below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• No matter what you FEEL, the truth is, you are NOT alone. But you are strong. Stay so, check out below: • Crisis text line: https://www.crisistextline.org just text “HI” to 741-741 • Peer support: https://www.7cups.com/ • Support in UK: https://www.samaritans.org/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Stalk amateur advisor, Kristen McAtee! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeodWYLfWeI Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kristenmcatee/?hl=en ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A HUGE thank you to Liza Koshy for her editing genius. Check her out here: https://youtu.be/da289oZw7o8 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: - Elevator Music - Royalty Free Music - But I'll still get copyrighted for my other clips. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, naans and nuns. Love, Liza

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da289oZw7o8

2024-11-29T11:48:51.908483

if you guys are wondering what my eyes look watery it's cuz I'm sick and she's high no I'm not yet we're smoking later hey guys what up it's you girl Lisa cute she was cute you know hey guys welcome back welcome to a new series called listen as far as we got let me explain basically we love it by force so much that we decided to create our own so I made an account on Instagram called we listened it then I told you guys pajamas with your serious silly and sticky situation the other choice to keep it anonymous or not you want to be an on being although this content was uploaded by paint unprofessional we are a mature adviser that's why this is for you you're welcome oh yeah I know we're not called that in any way so definitely don't take our advice at all and if you are losing it take it like with a grain of salt couple grains maybe a block of salt and pepper 20:18 was an interesting year I went through my own Great Depression and now that I've been through it now I'm just great not as my roaring 20 the guys ascent has a lot of dance which means a lot of people have problems so as you know you're not alone we're only able to speak from our experience yeah we're only I'm gonna say like what's worked for us I mean is something you just discovered by yourself good luck everybody alright here's our first one I can't love myself Rossville you can't you can't find things about yourself that you absolutely love and adore and write it down because nice handwriting appreciate and celebrate that there's nobody on there that's just like not playing yeah especially feel like I didn't believe in it and then I place the past couple months I was like no like I'm dope dope dope yeah really practice it you gotta practice it because it's I have it to be hard on yourself [Music] how do I deal with confidence issues and like being socially awkward and your answer was I still don't know how to read it don't give in to fear don't allow it to rule who you are and deny you of experiences you deserve thank you what do you do if you go to port in public what rip let er rip honey let it out to let it go erosion art to answer this question honestly go and take it as seriously as it deserves I personally choose to separate the cheeks because scientifically that's what makes a sound yeah vibrations between cheeks if it doesn't make a sound you ain't got no booty I separate until it's just a hole and in which case you know to give you a visual it looks like oh yeah that's how you frighten public next question okay so this one says hey how do you deal with stress lately I've been getting irritated by everything I don't know why I'm still fed up with everything and I don't know what to do so right now things you can use and write down all the things you can't have things you can't handle are the things that are making you irritated because it's probably the I can't control doesn't irritated and frustrated trust that's just there for like you're going through stress because you're gonna play by on your strengths and some way or find access in some way stress leads to success so I like this kid but his identical twin brother likes me and I have no idea how to go along with telling him I don't like him I like his Twitter do a practice run with his brother and then just be honest have a conversation watch this look watch this one I remember when I remember when I lost my mind [Music] [Music] okay you're real talk I need something to do with my life just today I've already baked cream puffs made a five-star breakfast worked out and won an Olympic gold medal fun still bored well will you give you something to do and advice how to stay busy I would suggest cleaning yeah you seem really not productive getting a colonoscopy installing an apple of the day I'm disappointed in you yeah you do mark I really to get in shape I don't like writing in public what shall I do I used to go into my backyard and run around the perimeter of my backyard no kids at the point 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group that age through I almost want to like for every question spit out as Howie how many similar questions are ya or a tally of how many times I felt this way [Applause] we're having a week we're expecting oh my god problem 1000% okay probably cut me off dear customize' I just got a new kitten and he's so cute yes he is and I love him I love him too but he continuously steps in his litter box I'm so happy such a good boy the only good thing about him in his litter box Oh get this what what you go yeah actually you can get like these mats are like texture they're like plastic ones and you put it outside of the litter box so that he's forced to walk on it and it'll wipe his feet it's a little like entry mat for this winter one by a dog next oh my god thank you good from yes and that's the end of listen we have no idea how we feel about this all honesty this is a test run and you gotta start somewhere maybe that goes along with a lot of messages and a lot of these answers like sometimes you just gotta take a leak go follow that singer count this one and and and so you can keep so you can stay up to date as to what next week's theme or next month's pay will be I haven't had any alcohol what's up so that you can stay up to date with what next month topic is yeah there you guys so much for watching thank you for submitting and biggie for listening [Applause] good I said you said depression depression oh I'm drinking tea yeah just a cure you just stop you like this sign it's a sign of good times you know everything will come out okay my Baha I lost the L so now I just don't like it aggressive oh it's my boy huh all right your suit my hair it was like a ghost feeling [Music]

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er rip honey" }, { "duration": 5.191, "start": 129.459, "text": "let it out to let it go erosion art to" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 133.09, "text": "answer this question honestly go and" }, { "duration": 4.83, "start": 134.65, "text": "take it as seriously as it deserves I" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 137.01, "text": "personally choose to separate the cheeks" }, { "duration": 5.19, "start": 139.48, "text": "because scientifically that's what makes" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 142.45, "text": "a sound yeah vibrations between cheeks" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 144.67, "text": "if it doesn't make a sound" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 146.17, "text": "you ain't got no booty I separate until" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 148.33, "text": "it's just a hole and in which case you" }, { "duration": 3.47, "start": 151.15, "text": "know to give you a visual it looks like" }, { "duration": 6.79, "start": 157.41, "text": "oh yeah that's how you frighten public" 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{ "duration": 3.75, "start": 180.489, "text": "that's just there for like you're going" }, { "duration": 3.09, "start": 182.53, "text": "through stress because you're gonna play" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 184.239, "text": "by on your strengths and some way or" }, { "duration": 6.209, "start": 185.62, "text": "find access in some way stress leads to" }, { "duration": 5.7010000000000005, "start": 187.989, "text": "success so I like this kid but his" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 191.829, "text": "identical twin brother likes me and I" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 193.69, "text": "have no idea how to go along with" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 195.19, "text": "telling him I don't like him I like his" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 197.35, "text": "Twitter do a practice run with his" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 199.75, "text": "brother and then just be honest have a" }, { "duration": 4.37, "start": 201.67, "text": "conversation" }, { "duration": 3.62, "start": 202.42, "text": "watch this look watch this one I" }, { "duration": 5.94, "start": 207.54, "text": "remember when I remember when I lost my" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 211, "text": "mind" }, { "duration": 3.099, "start": 215.91, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.209, "start": 223.14, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.309, "start": 224.54, "text": "okay you're real talk" }, { "duration": 3.661, "start": 226.349, "text": "I need something to do with my life just" }, { "duration": 5.341, "start": 227.849, "text": "today I've already baked cream puffs" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 230.01, "text": "made a five-star breakfast worked out" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 233.19, "text": "and won an Olympic gold medal fun still" }, { "duration": 2.069, "start": 235.53, "text": "bored" }, { "duration": 3.061, "start": 236.069, "text": "well will you give you something to do" }, { "duration": 3.571, "start": 237.599, "text": "and advice how to stay busy I would" }, { "duration": 4.1, "start": 239.13, "text": "suggest cleaning yeah you seem really" }, { "duration": 4.649, "start": 241.17, "text": "not productive getting a colonoscopy" }, { "duration": 4.839, "start": 243.23, "text": "installing an apple of the day I'm" }, { "duration": 4.381, "start": 245.819, "text": "disappointed in you yeah you do mark I" }, { "duration": 3.901, "start": 248.069, "text": "really to get in shape I don't like" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 250.2, "text": "writing in public what shall I do" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 251.97, "text": "I used to go into my backyard and run" }, { "duration": 2.729, "start": 254.73, "text": "around the perimeter of my backyard no" }, { "duration": 2.85, "start": 256.41, "text": "kids at the point where you're like I" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 257.459, "text": "just want to feel good and what requires" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 259.26, "text": "me to feel good is running around my" }, { "duration": 3.781, "start": 261.269, "text": "block right now and you're gonna give up" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 263.22, "text": "the idea wouldn't look like you're gonna" }, { "duration": 3.9290000000000003, "start": 265.05, "text": "prioritize what you feel why do I think" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 267.33, "text": "that's a big thing like a lot of people" }, { "duration": 4.261, "start": 268.979, "text": "have gym anxiety I felt that too people" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 271.32, "text": "of my person are going to gym whenever" }, { "duration": 3.299, "start": 273.24, "text": "I'm really weird and I was I'm still" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 275.07, "text": "gonna self-conscious about it nobody's" }, { "duration": 5.641, "start": 276.539, "text": "watching you cuz we're all so busy" }, { "duration": 5.67, "start": 278.55, "text": "thinking about ourselves next question" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 282.18, "text": "hi how do I avoid distracting myself" }, { "duration": 3.509, 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"start": 306.78, "text": "feel like the world's against me that" }, { "duration": 4.38, "start": 308.52, "text": "age group that age through I almost want" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 310.8, "text": "to like for every question spit out as" }, { "duration": 6.06, "start": 312.9, "text": "Howie how many similar questions are ya" }, { "duration": 3.59, "start": 316.05, "text": "or a tally of how many times I felt this" }, { "duration": 4.54, "start": 318.96, "text": "way" }, { "duration": 3.86, "start": 319.64, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 6.25, "start": 326.53, "text": "we're having a week we're expecting oh" }, { "duration": 7.05, "start": 329.3, "text": "my god problem 1000% okay probably cut" }, { "duration": 6.12, "start": 332.78, "text": "me off dear customize' I just got a new" }, { "duration": 4.26, "start": 336.35, "text": "kitten and he's so cute yes he is and I" }, { "duration": 6.38, "start": 338.9, "text": "love him I love him too but he" }, { "duration": 4.67, 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yes" }, { "duration": 9.07, "start": 381.04, "text": "and that's the end of listen we have no" }, { "duration": 6.6, "start": 386.72, "text": "idea how we feel about this all honesty" }, { "duration": 5.43, "start": 390.11, "text": "this is a test run and you gotta start" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 393.32, "text": "somewhere maybe that goes along with a" }, { "duration": 2.94, "start": 395.54, "text": "lot of messages and a lot of these" }, { "duration": 3.48, "start": 396.74, "text": "answers like sometimes you just gotta" }, { "duration": 6.93, "start": 398.48, "text": "take a leak go follow that singer count" }, { "duration": 7.02, "start": 400.22, "text": "this one and and and so you can keep so" }, { "duration": 3.75, "start": 405.41, "text": "you can stay up to date as to what next" }, { "duration": 4.41, "start": 407.24, "text": "week's theme or next month's pay will be" }, { "duration": 3.99, "start": 409.16, "text": "I haven't had any alcohol what's up so" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 411.65, "text": "that you can stay up to date with what" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 413.15, "text": "next month topic is yeah there you guys" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 415.85, "text": "so much for watching thank you for" }, { "duration": 8.33, "start": 417.02, "text": "submitting and biggie for listening" }, { "duration": 5.34, "start": 420.01, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 3.699, "start": 425.94, "text": "good I said you said depression" }, { "duration": 13.921, "start": 428.889, "text": "depression" }, { "duration": 15.451, "start": 429.639, "text": "oh I'm drinking tea yeah just a cure you" }, { "duration": 4.8, "start": 442.81, "text": "just stop you like this sign it's a sign" }, { "duration": 6.8100000000000005, "start": 445.09, "text": "of good times you know everything will" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 447.61, "text": "come out okay my Baha I lost the L so" }, { "duration": 9.39, "start": 451.9, "text": "now I just don't like it aggressive oh" }, { "duration": 19.7, "start": 453.37, "text": "it's my boy huh all right your suit my" }, { "duration": 11.78, "start": 461.29, "text": "hair it was like a ghost feeling" }, { "duration": 16.939, "start": 475.19, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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2024-11-29T11:48:57.755071

yeah hey guys what up it's your girl laza coming at too cuz it's my second Channel you like it yeah what's that if you guys don't know this is Jason Nash this is one of my old friends one of them I'm going to be doing Jason's makeup the whole idea of makeup is ridiculous you don't need it you look pretty without makeup I don't understand why girls need makeup Jason I have a boyfriend first of all I think that's a bug never seen Black cocaine what you want some of this no no no no me let's have fun let's make this fun is it not fun no I love it I love YouTube well someone has a gun to your back like say it all right blink twice oh that is definitely not your color it look better already you actually look like the shade of Donald Trump ooh Jason I'm too old to see the camera so I have no idea what it look like is that red velvet k no no please no Jason that's good Jason just ate a piece of my broken blush now Jason's throwing up if I was David Dober I would have brought the camera over there by now I actually look really good oh sure I look great but I can't go through the process every day you know me I don't even shower I look different already catch me outside who oh I just had a bad flash wait what wait what is this a setup no what's a bad flash is this a setup no is this whole video a setup bring him out Bring Out The coted Dragon I look like a woman doing drag what's wrong with that Jason oh you and your generation you can all go suck a big egg can't say anything anymore this is the worst video you've ever done no it's not yeah it is Scotty said the same exact thing and it was the worst video but now this is definitely the worst your lips are very plump did you do something to them no yeah yeah Kylie who yes come on vogue let your body you don't get this reference but Madonna was a big deal when I was young come on like this looks great what B on the inside if there's any single women single mom single grandmothers you can look up Jason in the description below and his YouTube channel too so guys make sure to go check out Jason now thank you Jason for a good sport and letting me put this all over your face thank you L thanks for being my my favorite person on of the group thanks for saying that so you make sure I tag you in this video bye bye hey should we do a bunch of outakes right now yeah oh my God that was so how did that put this in the bloopers have you ever had your makeup done before uh once LeBron James did my makeup LeBron James isn't he like a baseball player he plays uh football did you watch get out yes you did no I'm lying CU I didn't want to sound racist oh R is such a sweet man he doesn't deserve any of this any of his success he doesn't deserve [Music]

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WAIT THEY'RE DATING?!?! Thanks for always being so cute and creative with your edits guys! If you wanna take over my channels and post for me, please do. Check out YouTube Moments channel and Davids channel below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you YouTube Moments! Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miGtPKCzBDg Watch David's video here: https://youtu.be/TYUSr7i-Dt8 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sick nasties! Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:49:04.104971

yeah what's up guys it's your girl laza coming at to cuz it's my second Channel and this is my boyfriend David Dober David Dober I'm wearing a hoodie right now because I haven't showered in 3 days but today we're going to be reacting to a edit somebody on YouTube basically put together an edit of David and Liza oh that's you that's me somebody made the fall Our Stars trailer and they made it with us and they edited music over and made cool so we're going to watch it all right here we go appropriate I believe we have a choice are about how to tell stories oh it's my girlfriend on the one hand you can trigar coat his look that's your haircut nothing is too messed up that fixed with the Peter Gabriel song that's me that's my that's me too again that's myman it's just not the truth what it's just the truth hey make some friends look that sorry my bad I'm Augustus Waters I've been to remission for about a year and a half maybe you'd like to share some your with the group fear my face your face what's your name Hazel what's your full name Hazel gra fun why are you staring at me cuz you're beautiful what up did you really say that I was diagnosed when I was 13 no no you're a real story I am quite unextraordinary I reject that at the hand o that was good that was really good you know girl talk about you all the time we're just friends I hope you realize you trying to keep your distance is my affection for you guess I'm a grenade guess I'm a grenade one day I'm going to blow up and I'm going to obliterate everything in my wi I looked like I was getting sick because I didn't have a make you don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have a say in who hurts you in love with you Hazel Grace and I know that love is just a shout into the void and that Oblivion is inevitable and I am in love with you all your efforts to keep me from you going to fail my earrings my this is really cute this is really cute my balls our balls are you angry so angry you need a BRAC remember when I got to wet that water bottle there's so much of our life that's on video and it really scares me for a little Infinity a lot of it's not on I didn't know we were recording that I thought we were just in a living room who recorded that I thought we were just dancing that was awesome make sure to go see that in theater that was awesome a big shout out to YouTube moments for creating this this is am sorry ion the video wasn't boring it's just really late mama just found another video on the same YouTube channel YouTube moments you got a big fan all right here we go she is my one andn if Lia died i' probably I'd probably even quit vlogging I I would I guess so I'm trying to make room for the video right eyes what can I say that's my laptop that's you clapping now that I'm not the fire in the cold now that I'm not the hand that you hold as you're walking away sorry stop I want to watch them nice I remember that like really nicely that's [Music] funny over is it [Music] now choke me I love I'm not choking her anymore much I've read the comments I choke Liza too much I get it I'm kidding she just has a small neck okay always always think it's her arm high five oh no I have a weird Bal spot there you do stop me little B we [Music] know you weren't supposed to see that who was that this is cute look at your draw I don't remember recording so much in black and white who was that you were kissing someone else I swear or you someone else I swear you don't know who they are did you just purposely touch your nose to my to my yes you smell to my cheek your yeah I can't speak English yeah you can can you come this while you're blocking the video I'm not blocking it why can't I see it I can sit here in the video we'll still be playing you got to move I keep having ended anyway no I missed it make sure you guys go subscribe to YouTube moments they have really great Edits topnotch edits guys but go check out their Channel because they may have an edit of you there too make sure you guys like And subscribe to her but also to me and also to David's Channel and second Channel also reacted to a really good video on David's channel so make sure to go check that out thank you guys for watching make sure you like And subscribe bye bye basically somebody made an edit of us and they did like the fault and AR [Music] St a

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that" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 144.239, "text": "water bottle there's so much of our life" }, { "duration": 5.841, "start": 146.959, "text": "that's on video and it really scares me" }, { "duration": 4.519, "start": 150.36, "text": "for a little Infinity a lot of it's not" }, { "duration": 5.32, "start": 152.8, "text": "on I didn't know we were recording" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 154.879, "text": "that I thought we were just in a living" }, { "duration": 5.5600000000000005, "start": 158.12, "text": "room who recorded" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 160.76, "text": "that I thought we were just" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 163.68, "text": "dancing that was" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 165.48, "text": "awesome make sure to go see that in" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 167.4, "text": "theater that was awesome a big shout out" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 168.8, "text": "to YouTube moments for creating this" }, { "duration": 3.879, "start": 170.72, "text": "this is am sorry ion the video wasn't" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 172.959, "text": "boring it's just really late mama just" }, { "duration": 3.161, "start": 174.599, "text": "found another video on the same YouTube" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 176.159, "text": "channel YouTube moments you got a big" }, { "duration": 6.119, "start": 177.76, "text": "fan all right here we go she is my one" }, { "duration": 4.319, "start": 181, "text": "andn if Lia died i' probably I'd" }, { "duration": 3.761, "start": 183.879, "text": "probably even quit" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 185.319, "text": "vlogging I I" }, { "duration": 7.5600000000000005, "start": 187.64, "text": "would I guess" }, { "duration": 4.241, "start": 190.959, "text": "so I'm trying to make room for the video" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 195.959, "text": "right" }, { "duration": 6.121, "start": 197.879, "text": "eyes what can I say that's my" }, { "duration": 5.599, "start": 201.64, "text": "laptop that's you" }, { "duration": 7.4, "start": 204, "text": "clapping now that I'm not the fire in" }, { "duration": 6, "start": 207.239, "text": "the cold now that I'm not the hand that" }, { "duration": 5.9190000000000005, "start": 211.4, "text": "you" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 213.239, "text": "hold as you're walking" }, { "duration": 5.401, "start": 219.159, "text": "away" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 221.239, "text": "sorry stop I want to watch" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 224.56, "text": "them" }, { "duration": 5.679, "start": 229.84, "text": "nice I remember that like really nicely" }, { "duration": 2.2, "start": 233.319, "text": "that's" }, { "duration": 4.75, "start": 235.89, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.919, "start": 238.68, "text": "funny" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 240.64, "text": "over is" }, { "duration": 4.91, "start": 242.599, "text": "it" }, { "duration": 3.069, "start": 244.44, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 247.92, "text": "now choke me I love I'm not choking her" }, { "duration": 5.36, "start": 250.76, "text": "anymore much I've read the comments I" }, { "duration": 5.439, "start": 253.04, "text": "choke Liza too much I get it I'm kidding" }, { "duration": 7.88, "start": 256.12, "text": "she just has a small neck okay always" }, { "duration": 5.521, "start": 258.479, "text": "always think it's her arm high five oh" }, { "duration": 6.78, "start": 264.44, "text": "no I have a weird Bal spot there you do" }, { "duration": 7.839, "start": 268.8, "text": "stop me little B we" }, { "duration": 7.58, "start": 271.22, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.721, "start": 276.639, "text": "know you weren't supposed to see that" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 278.8, "text": "who was" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 281.759, "text": "that this is" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 283.68, "text": "cute look at your draw I don't remember" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 285.84, "text": "recording so much in black and white who" }, { "duration": 5.48, "start": 287.52, "text": "was that you were kissing someone else I" }, { "duration": 5.559, "start": 289.36, "text": "swear or you someone else I swear you" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 293, "text": "don't know who they are did you just" }, { "duration": 5.881, "start": 294.919, "text": "purposely touch your nose to my to my" }, { "duration": 5.759, "start": 297.88, "text": "yes you smell to my cheek your yeah I" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 300.8, "text": "can't speak English yeah you" }, { "duration": 4.601, "start": 303.639, "text": "can can you come this while you're" }, { "duration": 4.959, "start": 305.52, "text": "blocking the video I'm not blocking it" }, { "duration": 4.88, "start": 308.24, "text": "why can't I see it I can sit here in the" }, { "duration": 5.921, "start": 310.479, "text": "video we'll still be playing you got to" }, { "duration": 4.9190000000000005, "start": 313.12, "text": "move I keep having ended anyway no I" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 316.4, "text": "missed it make sure you guys go" }, { "duration": 4.041, "start": 318.039, "text": "subscribe to YouTube moments they have" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 320, "text": "really great Edits topnotch edits guys" }, { "duration": 3.08, "start": 322.08, "text": "but go check out their Channel because" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 323.28, "text": "they may have an edit of you there too" }, { "duration": 3.24, "start": 325.16, "text": "make sure you guys like And subscribe to" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 326.4, "text": "her but also to me and also to David's" }, { "duration": 2.76, "start": 328.4, "text": "Channel and second Channel also reacted" }, { "duration": 2.12, "start": 330, "text": "to a really good video on David's" }, { "duration": 2.52, "start": 331.16, "text": "channel so make sure to go check that" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 332.12, "text": "out thank you guys for watching make" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 333.68, "text": "sure you like And subscribe bye" }, { "duration": 5.62, "start": 338.72, "text": "bye basically somebody made an edit of" }, { "duration": 17.519, "start": 340.96, "text": "us and they did like the fault and AR" }, { "duration": 18.1, "start": 344.34, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3.961, "start": 358.479, "text": "St a" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

COOKING TINY FOOD WHILE CONJOINED CHALLENGE!!

Two girls, one body. Conjoined cooking! Kwisten and I become one to cook tiny food for our shared stomach. Stalk and subscribe to my fwiend Kwisten down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE AND STALK KWISTEN EVERYWHERE: @KRISTENMCATEE Comment on her IG "Liza is cuter than scotty". Subscribe to her channel here!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5I ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil conjoined cookers. Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VfGA5bE1AQ

0VfGA5bE1AQ

2024-11-29T11:49:09.819854

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

The videos I never uploaded... until now

And NOW you see why I didn't upload... lol. Here are some clips of old 2018 videos that never made it. Ooh honey, there's more too. My computer is full and thicc. New 2019 videos coming soon, but thanks for watching this one. Check out some info down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• No matter what you FEEL, the truth is, you are NOT alone. But you are strong. Stay so, check out below: • Crisis text line: https://www.crisistextline.org just text “HI” to 741-741 • Peer support: https://www.7cups.com/ • Support in UK: https://www.samaritans.org/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds / People who stole money from me but it's cool, I saw it coming: • Ciara - Level Up • Enya - Who Can Say ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE?! IF YOU WANT?! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• All my love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKnkU0JQTi8

fKnkU0JQTi8

2024-11-29T11:49:14.285580

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

CUTTING MY BOYFRIENDS HAIR! LIZA Q and HEY!

Answering your questions! And answering your prayers by cutting my girlfriend's mop. Thanks for watching babes! Stalk my other social medias down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Subscribe to my hairy girlfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSOzG7kdywU ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, QT's! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_k2kphs7aI

I_k2kphs7aI

2024-11-29T11:49:18.711399

yeah hey guys what up [ __ ] girl Liza that's too much hey guys what's up its your girl Liza coming out to cuz this must make a chance I asked you guys in my snapchat to ask me something cute and I'm gonna say hey okay I'm gonna just jump right in the book Carlos cuz I never run out of things to do yes [Applause] perfect personalities you can purchase the song yeah we live together we're live together it was awesome I have trust issues now but that was grenades not girls my city me why do you think that a car that could drive yourself and Liza my kick name is my real name is Elizabeth identity crisis this girl did not delete the vine app when it does so that's all happy guys today guy this video was so short nog where it's just like me since this video was so she wears an even shorter video of me cutting day meeting today I'm here with water brown today with one of my very pretty girlfriend one of them she's going to become my boyfriend right now as I cut her hair on my job so scared it's gonna be fine I'm just gonna cut it literally victim in story can't go okay yeah okay here we go parsnip is always a work there we go it wasn't so bad [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

MIXED EMOTIONS • Unseen moments, now seen

Nothing like a teary thumbnail to spike the curiosity. Enjoy a very random vlog of not-deleted footage, bloopers, BTS and more inexplicable moments. More no-context content to come...see you again soon. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 𝙇𝙞𝙯𝙖 𝙆𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙭 𝙁𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: Shop it all now here: https://www.fabletics.com/products/JEAN-CONVERTIBLE-PUFFER-COAT-JT2146508-3194 Shop my favorite design: https://www.fabletics.com/products/JEAN-CONVERTIBLE-PUFFER-COAT-JT2146508-3194 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙊𝙣𝙚, 𝙎𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙮 𝙇𝙆 𝙭 𝘾'𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙈𝙤𝙞: The Milk you need: https://www.cestmoi.com/collections/one-of-one/products/milk-it-shimmering-hydrafluid Everything else you may need/want: https://www.cestmoi.com/pages/liza-koshy-x-cest-moi ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, my pretties. Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkPnrxWktdY

vkPnrxWktdY

2024-11-29T11:49:24.404340

first we're gonna start off with some i know it's very exciting mommy's tushy oh i'm so sorry yeah hey guys there is no need to comment on my overflowing trashcan that is so rude of you i'm going to be doing a little tutorial i look like a carpet with arms i call this my morning the government calls it 12 p.m i look like i have morning breath can't have morning breath if it's noon because i wake up at noon no shame just room for improvement i then hang myself upside down on my bed my morning routine is gonna be quite fun for somebody to have to blend themselves into yeah i'm looking what's up you think you would roll over and kiss my face in the morning and you might roll over and kiss my ass because i'm hanging upside down on the bed it lets all the blood go to your head you can see it's pumping it wakes your brain up hurts a little too awake now i feel too much and then i snort water they say to drink water first thing in the day it wets all of your organs who needs a man and then i honestly get out of bed like this you know gets all the blood going through the brain you know this is such an artsy shock i'm so deep and misunderstood but then i really do get out of bed like this just like they do when rom comes you know wearing really comfortable athleisure makes me feel like i have my life together even if i'm still gathering it this whole set aeration oh i thought my booty made a sound effect with somebody's home look at this whisper [Music] yes because the sun is directly in my bibles i'm screaming i'm passionate i don't need to be sorry for that your opinions of me reflect you not me anyways this is not good this is made with blueberry milk and it gives me this the softest glow that is so fresh yo shawn and sonic sorry this is worth being blinded my skin looks awesome yeah that's buttery smooth damn girl you found brazil thank you what i have my breakfast which i personally believe is the [ __ ] yes it looks like it too yes you can judge me these are what i call caca cookies bananas almond butter cacao powder and chocolate protein powder and it's just this little god don't hold it close i get so much crap for eating these for eating crap they're delicious i love them so much i've been eating these since march and i have not stopped eating them in the morning ever since this is a crap for help my entire family is concerned about me and you should be too look at this freaking belly hungry a day [ __ ] oh dude are you kidding me it's a good mom i can't wait to breastfeed a child in public and post it on instagram she's literally playing with herself just like her mama she's so independent oh my god what the hell are you doing bro oh my god it's a vitamin oh so health conscious what dog is this self-sufficient she's playing fetch with herself thoroughly so happy with this what the [ __ ] is going on over there huh you playing peekaboo marco boyo that's sick [Applause] [Music] yo whose bluetooth sucks surprise boys there's a hood [Music] do you relate four inches oh that was smooth only in my baby here's a little background information this is called the courtney corty get your ass over here this is courtney my manager slash left brain full heart this is the court you know click you can use it on the court you can use the court this is also the court this is also the courts athletics get out of the shop oh man the sun is hitting just right on my fabletics [Music] [Music] are you wearing in this cold weather get you some athletics [Music] god she's so hot dude [Music] um [Music] [Music] okay all right that was fun thank you everybody hate everybody [Applause] [Music] we made something really special here and i just want you to be a part in the way that you can because if you go to fabletics right now swipe up this is truly out of emotion because and the wind because this this collection is awesome it means a lot worked really hard on it i'm so excited ah it's freaking sick i'm gonna take my tears and freaking you're going back [Music] you

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"start": 174.64, "text": "damn girl you found brazil thank you" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 176.64, "text": "what" }, { "duration": 5.039, "start": 177.84, "text": "i have my breakfast which i personally" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 180.08, "text": "believe is the [ __ ]" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 183.76, "text": "yes it looks like it too yes you can" }, { "duration": 2.64, "start": 185.92, "text": "judge me these are what i call caca" }, { "duration": 3.519, "start": 187.36, "text": "cookies bananas" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 188.56, "text": "almond butter cacao powder and chocolate" }, { "duration": 4.481, "start": 190.879, "text": "protein powder" }, { "duration": 5.119, "start": 191.76, "text": "and it's just this little" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 195.36, "text": "god don't hold it close i get so much" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 196.879, "text": "crap for eating these for eating crap" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 198.64, "text": "they're delicious" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 199.84, "text": "i love them so much i've been eating" }, { "duration": 2.8, "start": 201.84, "text": "these since march and i have not stopped" }, { "duration": 2.719, "start": 203.44, "text": "eating them in the morning ever since" }, { "duration": 2.879, "start": 204.64, "text": "this is a crap for help my entire family" }, { "duration": 1.921, "start": 206.159, "text": "is concerned about me and you should be" }, { "duration": 6.321, "start": 207.519, "text": "too" }, { "duration": 5.76, "start": 208.08, "text": "look at this freaking belly hungry" }, { "duration": 2.961, "start": 216.799, "text": "a day [ __ ] oh" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 220.239, "text": "dude are you kidding me it's a good mom" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 222.4, "text": "i can't wait to" }, { "duration": 3.601, "start": 223.599, "text": "breastfeed a child in public and post it" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 225.76, "text": "on instagram she's literally playing" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 227.2, "text": "with herself just like her mama she's so" }, { "duration": 5.201, "start": 228.799, "text": "independent" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 230.64, "text": "oh my god what the hell are you doing" }, { "duration": 4.159, "start": 234, "text": "bro" }, { "duration": 4.399, "start": 234.56, "text": "oh my god it's a vitamin oh so health" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 238.159, "text": "conscious" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 238.959, "text": "what dog is this self-sufficient she's" }, { "duration": 2.799, "start": 241.36, "text": "playing fetch" }, { "duration": 4.081, "start": 242.319, "text": "with herself thoroughly so happy with" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 244.159, "text": "this what the [ __ ] is going on over" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 246.4, "text": "there huh" }, { "duration": 8.321, "start": 247.519, "text": "you playing peekaboo marco" }, { "duration": 4.72, "start": 251.12, "text": "boyo that's sick" }, { "duration": 16.739, "start": 256.66, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 15.419, "start": 257.98, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 8.24, "start": 275.6, "text": "yo whose bluetooth sucks" }, { "duration": 3.3609999999999998, "start": 294.639, "text": "surprise boys there's a hood" }, { "duration": 4.139, "start": 296.5, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.6390000000000002, "start": 298, "text": "do you relate" }, { "duration": 9.201, "start": 302.639, "text": "four inches oh that was smooth only in" }, { "duration": 6.88, "start": 304.96, "text": "my baby" }, { "duration": 2.48, "start": 317.68, "text": "here's a little background information" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 318.88, "text": "this is called the courtney corty get" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 320.16, "text": "your ass over here" }, { "duration": 3.039, "start": 321.6, "text": "this is courtney my manager slash left" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 323.919, "text": "brain" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 324.639, "text": "full heart this is the court you know" }, { "duration": 2.241, "start": 327.039, "text": "click you can use it on the court you" }, { "duration": 3.36, "start": 328.32, "text": "can use the court" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 329.28, "text": "this is also the court this is also the" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 331.68, "text": "courts" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 332.88, "text": "athletics get out of the shop oh man the" }, { "duration": 4.96, "start": 334.88, "text": "sun is hitting just right on my" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 336.84, "text": "fabletics" }, { "duration": 10.75, "start": 340.17, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 4.12, "start": 357.01, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 14.83, "start": 365.68, "text": "are you wearing in this cold weather get" }, { "duration": 19.01, "start": 368.08, "text": "you some athletics" }, { "duration": 6.58, "start": 380.51, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.28, "start": 390.56, "text": "god she's so hot" }, { "duration": 20.27, "start": 406.84, "text": "dude" }, { "duration": 17.77, "start": 409.34, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 434.84, "text": "um" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 439.29, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 6.44, "start": 445.4, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 448.84, "text": "okay" }, { "duration": 7.62, "start": 458.16, "text": "all right that was fun thank you" }, { "duration": 6.371, "start": 460.319, "text": "everybody hate everybody" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 465.78, "text": "[Applause]" }, { "duration": 3.11, "start": 466.69, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 5.199, "start": 473.68, "text": "we made something really special here" }, { "duration": 5.68, "start": 476.56, "text": "and i just want you to be a part" }, { "duration": 5.6, "start": 478.879, "text": "in the way that you can because if you" }, { "duration": 6.079, "start": 482.24, "text": "go to" }, { "duration": 5.681, "start": 484.479, "text": "fabletics right now" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 488.319, "text": "swipe up this is truly out of emotion" }, { "duration": 4.24, "start": 490.16, "text": "because and the wind" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 491.84, "text": "because this this collection is awesome" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 494.4, "text": "it means a lot worked really hard on it" }, { "duration": 4.64, "start": 496.16, "text": "i'm so excited" }, { "duration": 5.44, "start": 497.28, "text": "ah it's freaking sick i'm gonna take my" }, { "duration": 7.04, "start": 500.8, "text": "tears and freaking" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 502.72, "text": "you're going back" }, { "duration": 17.77, "start": 507.91, "text": "[Music]" }, { "duration": 2.081, "start": 523.599, "text": "you" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

READY FOR CHANGE • It's BEEN about time.

Pull up. And I called up, your new Queen Carri. In world full of Karen's, be a Carri. DON'T BE SHY, LEARN SOME MORE. Join us as we continue the anti-racist conversation we will forever need. Check out more information about your new crush, Carri, down below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• QUEEN CARRI: • Instagram: Carri Twigg @CarriTwigg • Stay tuned to her work, coming SOON on IG: @culturehousemedia • Follow her suggestion @ally2action on IG! Or text ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl: TEXT ME (Yes, it's really me): (713) 903-3192 TIKTOK: @lizzza INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil learners. Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:49:30.618489

oh okay now that I have your attention I have something that I want to share with you that I think might bring value into the current conversations you're having in your life Wow but a software well-intentioned introduction that's just the beginning stay tuned today I am lucky enough to converse with one of God's finest creations miss Karen T so I have a production company called culture house and we make premium documentaries TV shows and films that look at the intersection of pop culture and politics I spent about 15 years in politics working for President Obama governors of my home state which is Ohio and other elected officials we have an easier task what do you not do who would the video shorter for people short attention span but she doesn't know actually Batman I woke up this morning like um it's a condition in which for lack of better words you wake up basically in a state of shock and it's such a sudden unexpected shock into reality that you're trying to reveal your as yourself with where you are and I feel like that's what a lot of people are going through right now like a lot of people are discovering that they have sleep apnea and they're waking up in a world but they didn't even know they were sleeping in like I thought I was living in my mom's house and I woke up and Uncle Tom perfect metaphor because that's where we get the terminology whoa great people who've awoken to this reality that we with I'm trying to figure out how to turn this now the motion that we're all feeling into thoughtful back and forward motion what we do I think the first thing that we all need to do is fully recognize that none of us are no matter where you are on your journey towards am it racism or I'll show you are with a big big group of people who are trying to figure it out you know welcome to being awake sort of like eating right it's sort of like working out you have to do it forever you don't get to have eight glasses of water and then you're done for the rest of life drinking water right now you need to undo years and years and years worth of a doctrine ation and education and cultural ization and taught you to be a very specific way like we call it systemic racism because it's the system and it was really well designed it's really elegant and so you're not supposed to know that it's wrong right that there are people being oppressed so that you can have the life that you're living except to is recognize that it's not going to be some sort of quick fix not like cute cute for hours on woke Netflix and I'm done like this just not stand out listen if that's how we got abs that would be amazing but it's just not the case right and so if you want to strengthen your mind if you want to strengthen your personhood and your humanity and be a better person that takes effort every single day forever you know rumble of carrots be a carry like your brain is a muscle and we've been training in the wrong way for so long that's been building one part of it come aware this entire cooking part and it's time to whip that up and work it out or shame in not knowing there's you fear what you don't know but want to know it but they look at it and think it's just over complicated so how does one turn that avoidance into alliance in theory no one's hearing about this for the first time they're just willing to do something about it for the first time I would be quite shocked to encounter an American that hasn't encountered the idea of racism it's older than a toddler choppered know that it's different for everyone closing what's called the knowing doing gap when you actually know better what's the time it takes for you to do better that's a personal question some people are like the minute you say this to me I'm on it and then some people are just like like how long can I get away with like not getting caught once you know better you have to make a personal commitment you better realize that some of my friends have been reaching out to me as I think I might have become their point person who comes I've gotten a few of those calls of course like I grew up with all white people so like a bunch of my friends are like oh my god was it horrible for you listen I think it's personal I think there are some of those calls that I really appreciated us don't want to be reminded constantly of what has gone down or feel as though we are the people who have to absolve white people of their mistakes right like that's sort of an unfair burden to put any people of color specifically black people just like oh you'll feel better once you accept my apology like it's just not part of that internal work is actually making a mess it is not enough to say sorry sometimes sometimes you have to actually fix it moving forward what is going to change how are you going to actually contribute to fixing this problem in your own life or in our relationship with this kind of performative posting of sorts for a lot of people they blacked out after the blackout what would you suggest as someone who is wanting to post something online but is afraid of the conversations that I guess come with it I guess that might go once again being in perfect alibi and I think there's so much structure today am i answering my own question after I asked the damn thing actually hey you think up now I'm just good talk to myself actually takes courage say you know what I care a lot about this and none of my friends do or I none of my family those are no one in my community does I think you might be surrounded by all sorts of people who are just waiting for permission or waiting to be led to care about and so if you want to have a conversation with some black folks or whoever Google is gonna be your best friend like before you show up to this conversation just oops you know do your homework and don't ask people questions that you should easily find the answers to your side I want to admit something too I fart I also have implicit bias we all have them we all fart and we're all trying to hide them and you see something say something you hear something want to say something and it's time to be that Ally and action I just want to go about enlightening someone on everything that they have learned and now they're seeing it in a workplace or in a coffee shop or at the kitchen table or lunch table at school and they want to have that conversation that would just say something he's just being really clear that like it's lame yes just lame like it is so boring and so lame to be racist and to be bigger in all sorts of ways it is just late can we just be cooler than that put that on a shirt and selling cooler than that and then there's going to be stuff that's a lot more dangerous right there's like workplace and those dynamics can be really tricky my coworker you know that they're being underpaid or you know that they're being left out of decisions or you know that the boss is talking about them in a racialized way or whatever find a way to either hold them to complain to HR to try to figure out what your options are guessing what your role is because there's going to be situations where you have privilege but no power right you're a white person and we will say stuff to you you have no power because your intern you know someone's secretary and you just you just started or what up use your privilege even if you can't necessarily use your power when you're hanging out with your friends you're going to have privilege and you're going to have power right use your privilege to call them out to use your voice and use your power to tell them to quit being such many people be cooler than that it's just like sometimes you're going to be in position where you have privilege but no path I was just like a leg that moment for me it depends one approach a more passive person who just doesn't want to engage just like I don't like to talk about dad but it's someone who's really important to you and you love them and you want to enlighten them and you want to have the conversation they're like men I know but they're also your mom I think it's really important that we be generous and graceful with one another human beings are really complicated you just don't know other people's experiences or backgrounds or what's going on or what's blocking them emotionally I'm not going to get someone to change by forcing them it needs to be an invitation and part of that invitation is just modeling better be more generous you are the more you lead by example the more patient you are the more likely you are to get the results that you want race and implicit bias and stereotypes have played a large role in comedy with it being a comedic role and stand up or just somebody's entire career is based off of their impressions what would you suggest to comedians today that are writing their stand up for their Netflix specials that I am NOT doing don't sit like that don't look median and your career up to this point has been based on stereotypes and do you have a Netflix special we need to call Netflix however we all have to be self-reflective and so whether we're comedians or journalists or writers or we're just people making it through the day we have to be really honest with ourselves and self-aware with us from what vantage point and at whose expense are those jokes me it's a very different thing you're getting a laugh because you are articulating a stereotype that is causing real harm and you can say for a minute and pretend to be that for a minute and that's somebody else's for a lifetime exactly a cooler if you are someone who has relatively more privilege and more power than the person your person aiding or the person who the joke is about who do you really tell that joke doesn't mean it might not be funny but like at what expense but at what cost if you're a member of that circle you know do whatever do whatever you want and think comedy plays such an important role in calling out false systems and calling BS on things and pointing out the complete absurdity of racism to like a five year old and you're just like what that's so stupid medians who are unwilling to evolve or unwilling to find better material it's just like you're not that funny of them you're bright that eyebrows said nice fix yourself so you can only understand someone as much as you understand yourself so a lot of really eternal work has to happen coming introspective if they weren't before so that they can go out into the world have those conversations and be a better person to create the better world that we all want a freaking eventually high-five each other and master dependent hang up so people have a lot of the reason is like I'm not gonna participate in this or I think this is wrong it's because they've had hard lives or because something wrong has been done to them and they're so convinced they've never done wrong to anyone else it's just like if it doesn't work that way I get that you want to make that excuse for yourself but it just doesn't it doesn't hold up right and so week's bravery the reality is that it takes bravery and it takes courage it's vader than that it's also about being a good friend and like how do you be honest consistently how do you show up for the people you love consistently and how do you show up for yourself and take care of yourself consistently mystique well you take absolutely nothing to enjoy and love so thank you thank you thank you thank you so much for letting me ask all of these questions and making it so clear to me and viewers - yeah how do we all become carries oh dear okay where can they find you on Instagram it's docu so my Instagram is at Carey twigs what's coming can you give us a peek yeah we have some amazing stuff coming so we have a look at racism and misogyny in America through the lens of women in hip-hop like a coming-of-age show like how to be a teenager in America and the most progressive sin we have a show about black woman's hair resources for people are flooding in one of the good ones that our friend is setting up is called ally to action and it's a 21-day journey about how to become an Teresa's tangible digestible step-by-step process again it's a long term journey but it's a great way to have a structured kind of curated beginning and so I definitely encourage people to check about that 21-day concept because it takes 21 days to form or break that habit and so to get into this habit of consistently looking out for yourself and others in the world you can create a better one so for better days this is another brand though I'm not gonna plug that right now it's blurred out but we're gonna make what I says you know be good [Music]

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do" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 578.69, "text": "whatever do whatever you want and think" }, { "duration": 5.82, "start": 580.19, "text": "comedy plays such an important role in" }, { "duration": 6.29, "start": 582.62, "text": "calling out false systems and calling BS" }, { "duration": 7.47, "start": 586.01, "text": "on things and pointing out the complete" }, { "duration": 7, "start": 588.91, "text": "absurdity of racism to like a five year" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 593.48, "text": "old and you're just like what that's so" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 595.91, "text": "stupid medians who are unwilling to" }, { "duration": 3.69, "start": 598.34, "text": "evolve or unwilling to find better" }, { "duration": 2.36, "start": 600.53, "text": "material it's just like you're not that" }, { "duration": 3.66, "start": 602.03, "text": "funny of them" }, { "duration": 5.23, "start": 602.89, "text": "you're bright that eyebrows said nice" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 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"I'm not gonna participate in this or I" }, { "duration": 3.93, "start": 628.49, "text": "think this is wrong it's because they've" }, { "duration": 4.2, "start": 630.08, "text": "had hard lives or because something" }, { "duration": 4.17, "start": 632.42, "text": "wrong has been done to them and they're" }, { "duration": 3.9, "start": 634.28, "text": "so convinced they've never done wrong to" }, { "duration": 3.42, "start": 636.59, "text": "anyone else it's just like if it doesn't" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 638.18, "text": "work that way I get that you want to" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 640.01, "text": "make that excuse for yourself but it" }, { "duration": 4.98, "start": 641.69, "text": "just doesn't it doesn't hold up right" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 643.88, "text": "and so week's bravery the reality is" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 646.67, "text": "that it takes bravery and it takes" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 648.56, "text": "courage it's vader than that it's also" }, { "duration": 2.67, "start": 650.48, "text": "about being a good friend and like how" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 652.1, "text": "do you be honest" }, { "duration": 4.86, "start": 653.15, "text": "consistently how do you show up for the" }, { "duration": 3.51, "start": 655.91, "text": "people you love consistently and how do" }, { "duration": 2.22, "start": 658.01, "text": "you show up for yourself and take care" }, { "duration": 4.32, "start": 659.42, "text": "of yourself" }, { "duration": 7.43, "start": 660.23, "text": "consistently mystique well you take" }, { "duration": 3.92, "start": 663.74, "text": "absolutely nothing to enjoy" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 669.08, "text": "and love so thank you thank you thank" }, { "duration": 3.06, "start": 671.36, "text": "you thank you so much for letting me ask" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 672.68, "text": "all of these questions and making it so" }, { "duration": 4.65, "start": 674.42, "text": "clear to me and viewers - yeah how do we" }, { "duration": 4.31, "start": 676.4, "text": "all become carries oh dear okay where" }, { "duration": 5.64, "start": 679.07, "text": "can they find you on Instagram it's docu" }, { "duration": 5.77, "start": 680.71, "text": "so my Instagram is at Carey twigs what's" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 684.71, "text": "coming can you give us a peek yeah we" }, { "duration": 4.08, "start": 686.48, "text": "have some amazing stuff coming so we" }, { "duration": 3.7800000000000002, "start": 688.49, "text": "have a look at racism and misogyny in" }, { "duration": 3.54, "start": 690.56, "text": "America through the lens of women in" }, { "duration": 3.96, "start": 692.27, "text": "hip-hop like a coming-of-age show like" }, { "duration": 4.62, "start": 694.1, "text": "how to be a teenager in America and the" }, { "duration": 4.71, "start": 696.23, "text": "most progressive sin we have a show" }, { "duration": 5.52, "start": 698.72, "text": "about black woman's hair resources for" }, { "duration": 5.4, "start": 700.94, "text": "people are flooding in one of the good" }, { "duration": 4.53, "start": 704.24, "text": "ones that our friend is setting up is" }, { "duration": 5.25, "start": 706.34, "text": "called ally to action and it's a 21-day" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 708.77, "text": "journey about how to become an Teresa's" }, { "duration": 4.95, "start": 711.59, "text": "tangible digestible step-by-step process" }, { "duration": 3.81, "start": 714.65, "text": "again it's a long term journey but it's" }, { "duration": 4.11, "start": 716.54, "text": "a great way to have a structured kind of" }, { "duration": 3.84, "start": 718.46, "text": "curated beginning and so I definitely" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 720.65, "text": "encourage people to check about that" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 722.3, "text": "21-day concept because it takes 21 days" }, { "duration": 3.87, "start": 724.67, "text": "to form or break that habit and so to" }, { "duration": 3.39, "start": 726.74, "text": "get into this habit of consistently" }, { "duration": 4.02, "start": 728.54, "text": "looking out for yourself and others in" }, { "duration": 5.88, "start": 730.13, "text": "the world you can create a better one" }, { "duration": 4.44, "start": 732.56, "text": "so for better days this is another brand" }, { "duration": 3.5700000000000003, "start": 736.01, "text": "though I'm not gonna plug that right now" }, { "duration": 5.93, "start": 737, "text": "it's blurred out but we're gonna make" }, { "duration": 3.35, "start": 739.58, "text": "what I says you know be good" }, { "duration": 11.13, "start": 743.34, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

HALLOWEEN TRANSFORMATION • OH MY Gandhi WITH LIZA

Finding peace during this scary time of year/this whole damn year. Watch me transform into the OG, Gandhi G, in this little peace of content from Halloween 2019. Also, Gandhi vlogs... check him out here: https://www.instagram.com/tv/B4TiLhqFwbK/?hl=en AND thanks to Faina Rudshteyn for my outer peace and her masterpiece: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4VXjCWDOp3/?igshid=17inw2q2x54m9 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Enjoyable music brought to you by: • Soul Prod - Powerful Indian Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcCHA_o24MU ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• KEEP UP WITH KOSHY: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzza?lang=en TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Why did I keep tagging @bylizakoshy? Solve the mystery here: www.instagram.com/bylizakoshy ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE (please): www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep on keeping on, y'all. Thank you my G's. All my lovin', Liza

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EdB8iiDG9K4

2024-11-29T11:49:36.508864

[Music] getting ready to play gamora that's what i feel like right now damn my skin looks rude do i look so at peace very much hello did you see iwo gandhi was very very good thank you it was just freaky i wanted to show you guys that i've come to peace with myself oh my gosh do you remember me doing this in fifth grade are you going out tonight no i'm just literally i just had her come over and do i have nowhere to go it's kind of sad actually i think i look like mr potato head oh i look like the six flags guy from the commercials this is jet in his older age i can't be like hey get off my lawn if this was originally intended to be gandhi you know this makeup artist have you worked with her before did you do anything with your teeth also not just my teeth what oh okay what were you going to say did you make your teeth yellow thank you would lugandi go trick-or-treating someone's saying aren't you a little too old to go trick-or-treating i'm like yes dad it's like looking in a mirror this is you in three years three years oh no this is gonna be a poop and a half okay it looks so different without my glasses this is me refusing to use the aging app and hiring a makeup artist just so i don't have to give my photo to russia okay i have no idea how to take this off oh that is so gross this is why i couldn't watch grey's anatomy so i do have this to help me take it off the edge off no your gummy okay cool i'm gonna do that oui god i hate this i hate skin i love it in all colors but i hate taking it off ew i love it and i hate it at the same time then oh my gundy oh girl what that's good to take that hair off at the end of the day oh that is the most freeing feeling oh my god do you guys remember that museum exhibit where it was like the human body and it just had like skin child i got excellent i know you guys are wondering what the hell is my skincare routine i'm sensitive why did i do this to myself what do you think of my dermals [Music] i look like a witch i look like hocus pocus antonio mendez and sarah jessica parker from hawkish focus had a child it would be me sister ass we're gonna suck the liars out of the little children i genuinely have to edge my house excuse me just keep sweating sometimes you don't want to swim though you just want to float that looks crazy how to get rid of your under eye bags goodbye friend hope to see you again soon ow oh god it's painful i want to go home oh [ __ ] that's not that bad i can't see anything out of my left eye now but okay the world's a scary place anyways [Music] [Music] so [Music] you

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Liza Koshy

DANCE BATTLE WITH ALICIA KEYS • Dance Charades with Liza

Spoiler: I let her win. WATCH ALICIA KEYS TAKE ME DOWN AND BREAK IT DOWN IN OUR GAME OF Dance Charades through the Decades! Thanks for watching her kill it here, and kill it yet again tonight at the Grammys! AND, WISH QUEEN KEYS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY on the social media platform you choose to stalk her on, below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• STALK ALICIA KEYS WHILE WATCHING HER BRILLIANTLY HOST THE GRAMMYS! You can do both at once, I believe in you. • IG DM HER: https://www.instagram.com/p/B7wTrgRAt7C/ • TWEET HER: https://twitter.com/aliciakeys?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor • WHO DOESN'T HAVE A TIK TOK NOW? : https://www.tiktok.com/@aliciakeys ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy TIKTOK: @lizzza SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Subscribe! If you want, no pressure: www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, missed you, happy to be here with you. Love, Liza

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2024-11-29T11:50:01.801905

[Music] Oh heads up and you're gonna do that dance all right hey Benson [Applause] [Applause] [Music] all right he did not say beyond what if I sent the money right now we're gonna do Alicia's turn all right so I can do this however one is do it correct I don't have to dance if that might not be the best way to express this moment right here we go first one Oh boom how does it go under that you might not have known this one like this but this is how human doing the rope [Music] [Music] yeah just wait to see you do that with your hair oh maybe we should talk I just want to give props to what that was I don't know but whatever it was I was jerking my head running woman running woman [Music] wha-what do you say you said it was heavy breathing but go check out miss Alicia Keys on her YouTube channel their social media links will be in the description below go check them out and makes me [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

CHALLENGING ALL BEAUTY GURUS...

Making up make up challenges with the OG, original guru, Huda Kattan! Watch my face get beat, and ass get kicked by my Aunty @Hudabeauty. Then watch this beauty queen make me beautiful and transform me into Cardi B (or Liza Kattan) in her video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8IXa-bg5VQ&t=162s All my love to my Huda Aunty! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with the Koshy: INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps TIKTOK: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE Main Channel: www.youtube.com/lizakoshy Second Channel: www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 2020... she's cooking... and baking. Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWyPn66msXs

AWyPn66msXs

2024-11-29T11:50:08.741821

[Applause] Thank You dr. Marta as you can see we're gonna be screaming this whole video because we're too ethnics finally looking around girls who's behind and today we're doing another dope video where I'm taking us yeah I'm so competitive oh I know whoo all ethnic people spoiler eye we basically essentially it's like a little make-up Channel you're gonna be using have 30 seconds to complete a look that we draw out of this here bag you go in and grab whatever you need and try to recreate the look that we're gonna pull out okay are there any rules no rules thank you out those when you don't know that what are you trying to have four sides because it's a square [Laughter] [Music] I know I saw her stabbing herself and then I was like I have no colors but I went in straight up they make beauty for everyone you know what I move you first [Laughter] [Laughter] thank you I never I never bounce back and I'm good oh God I like moving this one alright okay ready that's your [ __ ] shut up don't talk to me uh-huh girl my look is already look on Joy's beautiful I'm happy all the time it's really stressed are you going down yeah you did you idiot [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] you freakin won this challenge make sure to wipe your face check out the amazing video lead-in who this channel it was so fun we sure Liza and Phil Morrison yeah here's a little sneak peek well uh this one's pretty bad I see the one that looks like color of a nipple you know that thanks watchin Hannibal well when Avery denied boobs on every Domenico's think yeah they put up people I think so like Middle Eastern yeah thank you yeah I've been trying to grow these I have tried everything [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] so much fun same is so cute you guys meet you gotta gotta smile with joy [Applause] [Music] okay so make sure to go check it out Lucien bio right now and make sure to check out and buy all of her damn products okay finalists a moi the practice of it sets oh it says that's a word it really does that it sets it's the word formula it's for me like it's it's so soft soft it's it got kind of this interesting since custody viscosity in a car [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

I BOUGHT MY CHILDHOOD DREAM TOYS!!

I bought what my mom would not. Playing with my mid-life crisis! Thanks for watching kids! Stalk my other social medias down below. 100% of the revenue from this video will be donated to the Toys for Tots! More info below: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 100% of the revenue from this video will be donated to the Toys for Tots Foundation. Be a good person and force your friends to watch it. • HOW YOU CAN DONATE TO TOYS FOR TOTS! https://www.toysfortots.org/donate/Default.aspx ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil childrenhoods! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChoTvF02Cv74FF72OaJtTMA

https://i.ytimg.com/vi_w…xresdefault.webp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJKp1BmbXQ4

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2024-11-29T11:50:15.564188

[Music] yeah hey guys what up it's girl Liza coming in to cuz it's my second channel that was really fast into your press okay guys today I'm gonna be opening my childhood dream toys alright here we go first toy is that time I got see this is my first pet and it ran away I didn't lose it it ran away look at old buddy oh my god that's my kid I'm like kidding I'm left getting all my debt alright next childhood toy this toy was asking on TVs basically like a little balloon it said warning do not chew or swallow oh I'm definitely not gonna chew what oh my god well working like this is blowing my mind and a public sorry that not looked like it no I'm just nasty no next toys on my desk I got from Amazon for 20 dollars it has a five dollar stick Audio foreign and me it's a dazzle put a mess this one up but that's what can forgive myself things that aren't perfect make them beautiful that's why I'm so good-looking I y'all ain't ready for this next school she say indoor fun talk about socially anxious people's dreams this is a mess here's a swatch for you guys and that pigment that right next time we're ready for this Girl Scout Girl Scout man or the brownie I still am a brown I'm putting my cookies cookies beneath a underneath in lightful what's going on getting over each rule fleshly Girl Scout cookies come and get y'all cooking I have a tiny girl making tiny cookies I think I just peed and here final product ain't no damn man that's not a bit chunky but it definitely looks like I made it dude my booty hole that when you're wiping your booty and Yanks down with punch to the toilet paper but because all my extra we're gonna do a little cool parents news looks like before and after pictures on a fitness Instagram alright now imma try mine girl yeah was chunky under it but get a girl who won a real cooking my bow a real woman come on down I made five all right it's Girl Scout this girl out of jokes next go boy so guys I'm the size of a child which is why I active some eyes on the burger couple more inches he knows lamb boy so I decided to buy some here the American Dream in a box no I bought a pair I can look at my reflection in these are good-looking now folks coming to so the next back to my dad didn't get them mad daddy issues and now daddy has a shoe okay the next I have in the skit but also because why trip over ball we even just skip over it am i right ladies it is an honor to present to you this last toy ready [Music] a little too thick for the vehicle but it's fun to drive better in this than I do in a real car guys I just realized [Music] this is just my mom won't be able to pick up the kids let me show you what I got [Music] guess what what do you stop posting on your main channel my way on stigma free oh my god she's changed I haven't changed it's the way I should be treated cats just get it come on mol even I have a fried chicken my dreams come true clearly now thank you I just wanna say thank you kids for letting me be a kid and I want to let other kids be kids - I'm gonna be donating most of these dorky word most and that everything's from this video will be going to this organization is make sure to watch this video multiple times if you're a good person views yeah thank you guys so much in real life I Drive a Volkswagen Passat

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HAD TO LEAVE HAUNTED HOUSE!!

Kian, JC, Kristen and I spooped our pants and stained our clothes. Lots of stress sweat. Very scary, very sticky. Thanks for watching guys and ghouls (im a dad). Thank you to Knott's Scary Farm for being scary! SUBSCRIBE TO EVERYONE BELOW: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• STALK/SUBSCRIBE TO KIAN AND JC HERE: Kian and JC’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/KianAndJc Kian’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeTzt8EPd5KZn6ZYH07eUSA JC’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/lifewithJc STALK/SUBSCRIBE TO KRISTEN HERE: Kristen's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5IJtgRa-ScxnzmEqt0jJg ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: I put too many sound effects to credit, just sue me. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, spoops. Love, Liza

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

I GOT MY CHILDHOOD DREAM MAKEOVER!!

Wearing my childhood dreams. Here's my mid-life crisis on camera, and a make up tutorial/lookbook for 18 month-olds. Thanks for watching babies! Stalk my other social medias down below for more of your fetish: https://lizakoshy.com/ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Montage editing creds to: JOE VULPIS! Check out this video of Joe and I (Comment LIZA IS CUTER THAN DAVID!) : https://youtu.be/oMO0Yix71Cg ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil babymakers! (ew, but like we all are lol) Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ly9NNy5M3U

-Ly9NNy5M3U

2024-11-29T11:50:30.369534

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

COUPLE VS. COUPLE RELATIONSHIP TAG!!

Who's dating who?! Who knows who better?! Who's the cutest one?! All your questions answered by a cute couple, and a couple! Thanks for watching babes! SUBSCRIBE TO THE COOL LOSERS BELOW: ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE & STALK: SCOTT: (@scottysire) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vT2aE1sVq8 KRISTEN: (@kristenmcatee) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki-zwuoqmck BIG NIK: (@realbignik) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmh5gdwCx6lN7gEC20leNVA JASON NASH: (@jasonnash) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAu6GCj8LA&t=319s ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, couple lil cuties! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dEC3fgqz4I

8dEC3fgqz4I

2024-11-29T11:50:37.290519

it just looks weird like I have a bottle of lotion in both of our boyfriends yeah what's up guys it's your girl Liza coming at to cuz it's my second Channel you like it today I'm doing a video with Scott and Kristen who are the second cutest couple also with the coup's couch Nick is just sitting on the today we're going to be doing the Relationship Challenge gone wild and wrong before we do that we're going to actually put on an anti stress clay facial mask that tressing me out it looks like the Avatar simp first I thought it was so cool that you guys were both wearing too much Scotty merch and then I realized that you just don't care if it gets dirty with a face mask huh yeah my this is a real couple's challenge finally I bet all the comments are going to say I want someone to look at me the way Scott looks at David blue if I was green I would die okay now we're going to ask each other the question and whichever couple gets the most right about each other the losing couple has to eat their least favorite food no no I don't want to do that we're not going to lose so forget it okay go for it wow scop where was your first date wasn't it at across the street from my apartment Ela just asked you guys that question because we she didn't know it yeah I didn't know what was the first gift that you gave to the other person this case Li that first gift Wow real gift my Tesla my first real gift was um subscribers it has to be that was me to it was a ring that was like the first gift like big yeah you get a point we're winning yay we didn't get a point no we lost you guys are aru for like 30 seconds that's what we're going to do this entire time what is your significant other least favorite condim mayonnaise I hate manise I love man everyone hates man I love love I love what like if someone hates any kind of what is David's celebrity crush oh easy oh uh Chloe BS yes that one really put me out of the mood why do my new celebrity crush if anybody's asking yeah and like live way what's up Scott who said I love you first me did a David who's Li's favorite character to play Helga Carlos jet I think that's his favorite character to play because he likes me being that do I have a booger no you're good one point what is Scott's shoe size 12 I'm 11's in convers he's 12 and everything else I know my baby how long he's large if you're asking he's large how long did you like each other before you started dating oh boy that's a good question he yeah let me let me talk to my partner from July 21st to November 28th what's up what's good that's a long time why did it take so long David we were nervous no I I had it moved here and then I also thought David was gay for a while so I no you didn't I did too make out with David okay Scott what is Kristen's favorite song Happy Birthday to you she loves that on about oh cigar here Beautiful by wow oh that's such a good song that's my favorite song too you know what is Liza's favorite thing for you guys to do together baby you know I can't say that don't say it on camera we'll do it I feel weird I like Kristen and Scotty better she loves going to parties and socializing as a couple cuz he's so good with people and I see the way they look back at him and like falling in love all over again you know what I mean that's so ghou make stop it hey guys I H my girlfriend Sharon what oh my God kisten if Scott could travel to any country what country would it be Australia correct ding ding D weever cried oh when he put the snake on wait someone just said who's the most pregnant me who's hairer you or David me yeah I couldn't put on the face mask CU I allergic reaction and that kind of stuff my girlfriend did your girlfriend's here yeah oh cool how old are Scott's siblings I don't even know that Kevin is 15 doran's 16 Lucas is 16 Dave's 22 uh now you got one is 17 no he's not Thursday he is he's 16 right now she knows more than I do I know he's birthday what about you turns David on the most oh I know that okay you want to answer it at the same time on three on three 1 2 three what about what's Kristen's bra size small cuz I wear BRS so there's like small medium large what color is Liza's toothbrush I only noticed because I used it the other day oh what on three we can say the same color one two three pink dang Yeah question for Christ who's the better kisser Liza my God come on what is David's favorite event that you two have ever been to together Brazil Brazil he loves bra he yeah I got some big booties bua Linda Linda what was the title of Scott's last YouTube video oh that's so good oh I got it we shaved our heads no Dam last and final question which couple won we did yeah you guys lost you guys got you guys got to eat peee yeah your peee small since you lost I'm going to take this bandana off your head and wrap it around your eyes no it's Kristen so scared to be blindfolded right now it's not David it's Liza don't worry no yes open open wide open you like spiled egg rubber spoiled or boiled it's spoiled spoiled for oh open up open up open up oh no o o oh no oh no all right so that's all we have guys today thank you guys so much for watching clearly we know who the better couple is make sure to go check out Scotty's Channel also make sure to go check out Kristen's Channel and make sure to go check out big Nick's Channel thank you so much for watching really no way now we see your true colors thanks for the shout out bye for feminists good bab Scott they tricked us we're dating all right stop it guys I'm trying to grab your boob sh wanted that she broke up with me she wanted a clean [Applause] [Music] break

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Liza Koshy

TASTING THE WORST CANDY!!

THIS (almost) MADE ME THROW UP! I love eating dogfood, earwax and soap... but not in jelly bean form, gross. Thanks for watching babes! Make sure to subscribe and stalk @KristenMcatee below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• SUBSCRIBE AND STALK KRISTEN EVERYWHERE: @KRISTENMCATEE Comment on her IG "Liza is cuter than scotty". Subscribe to her channel here!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5IJtgRa-ScxnzmEqt0jJg ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil beaners! Love, Liza

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Liza Koshy Too

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yeah hey guys what up it's a girl laughter coming in to because it's my second channel that's my stance a hike Wednesday my Kristen Kristen and I are doing the bean boozled challenge I'm officially a youtuber right five that's basically if you don't know the challenge to dilly beans that look exactly like I'm gonna taste awful on the other one taste it smell it we also have throw-up bags that are sponsored just in case here's the first bin berry blue or toothpaste these are the kinds of flavors that they have in mark on clippings toothpaste dead vinegar rotten a hand dog food moldy cheese spoiled milk and stinky socks dog food sounds good that's disgusting [Music] we're good alright next one chocolate pudding or canned dog food yeah dog food excited yeah really if you wanna throw up you can I can use it for babies okay because I think I'm half bird so bad I'm gonna eat more of my earwax well it's like why I'm like dang okay [Music] thank you guys so much for watching make sure to go check out quiz game on link is in the description below I fight food bean boozled challenge oh now it's time to say bye Christy say bye Joe 99 I tastes better than the beach [Music] [Music]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy

COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY WITH TATTOOS!!

Temporary ones mom! This took 3 hours to put on, and 4 hours to wash off. I never need to shower again. Thanks for watching babes! Stalk my other social medias down below! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music Creds: Jou Beats ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Keep up with this little brown girl! INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/lizakoshy TWITTER: http://twitter.com/lizakoshy SNAPCHAT: @lizakoshysnaps MUSICAL.LY: @lizzza ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WATCH MY OTHER VIDS! TARGET WITH LIZZZA PART 2!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGc3... WORLD'S BEST BEAUTY HACKS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38IG... MEET JET!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-u9o... ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com/lizakoshy www.youtube.com/lizakoshytoo ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thank you, lil sick nasties! Love, Liza

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4f3der11p8

D4f3der11p8

2024-11-29T11:50:49.155668

I'm so excited for this video yeah hey guys what up it's your girl last coming at to cuz this my second Channel today is going to be a bit of a different every video is a different video here we go so recently on YouTube everybody's been covering themselves in something but I have seen a lot of YouTubers cover themselves in rhinestones googly eyes Candy by those I mean my Kings Gabby Jenna and Shane so I decided for today's video I'm going to copy uh be inspired by them and I thought for my video I don't want to just cover my face I want to cover everything I'm ashamed of self-deprecation so I'm going to cover my entire body with tattoos yes these are real temporary tattoos I bought an insane amount of tattoos thank you AdSense thank you for watching got a nice white towel well it used to be white until I started using it literally anything I touch that's white turns brown except for my boyfriend but okay I'm ready baby oh Lord okay first one I'm going to do is this cross I shouldn't hold it that way I love tattoos I will never get one though because I have parents when you're Indian and you turn 18 that don't mean anything owowowowowow oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I have to poop oh my God oh my God oh my God I look hard that's what he said I feel like this tattoo screams I'm Jewish I think I'm going to do this one next it's going to be like a K on my arm this is going to be impossible to take off it's going to be a sticky situation I'm say I didn't know these birds were called swallows you nasty I feel like this just brings attention to my wall though Donald Trump who oh oh my God NOS baby I found a Latina Kylie Jen oh yes Op brand Kylie this is me putting makeup on and trying to cover up the fact that I'm dead inside not going to lie was looking pretty hot but now I'm just drawing attention to my mustache this distracts you from my real beard got to be careful with this wet towel around my eyebrows you know what's more temporary than these tattoos my eyebrows temporary tattoos but eyebrows is that a thing hey guys I have new merch coming soon weird Interruption right now I'm about to go draw on myself with um Sharpie that's healthy and I know it's deeping into my bloodstream because I can feel it okay so I'll be right back with more black stuff on my body that's not racist hey guys it's the next day I'm putting the rest of these tattoos on which is for my main Channel video and I fell asleep 24-hour tattoo challenge I'm going to put these ethnic tribal tattoos on so I can look like a white frat guy yeah who do you know here I'm going to put on this Turtle cuz I like turtles yeah I love Turtles fun fact that noise you hear right now is David in the bathroom taking a dump a little runny hch po nobody always turns the water on in the tub so I can't hear his poop plop he's always so worried about me hearing it but I always smell it so I'm going to put this uh father figure on my arm oh my God yes honey I'm slowly starting to look like I have three motorcycles and four kids I don't know about I feel like somebody in the comments is going to be like children in Africa could have used those tattoos hey guys fun fact Coachella is 2 days from now so what are you going to wear the Coachella this so next I'mma put this poy on my neck oh J yes papy come through by the way if you guys are trying to call this number cuz you think it's my cell phone you're wrong it's my social security number stop looking at my boobies what boobies I don't know I'm going to put some AdSense right here near my heart they're all fake my whole body is fake Welcome to Hollywood honey you guys may think that just because they're temporary it's not painful but it is hi I'm liak Koshi and you're watching Disney Channel boop boop boop hey but don't judge a book by its cover all right I'm actually in none all right I'm going to cover up more of my arm hair and then I'll come back and show you guys hey I just finished my arms so now it's time to do my abs I'm ready for Coachella guys be honest with me does this not look like a nice toasted bagel oh my God this is the biggest pore I've ever seen guys do I not look like an entirely different skin Jone in a not racist way like you look different uh yeah I just got a tan oh baby Scotty s who this towel looks like my skin tone speaking of skin tone somebody commented on a video that my dead brown skin can be used as a white girl's bronzer so I have a new makeup line coming soon I'm really Hands-On when it comes to making the products it's all organic I just realized I'm using my body to make money right now is this prostitution dude if I ever eat too much or like you know when I always eat these cheetah spots would stretch out and turn into tiger stripes so now that I feel like the animal I've always been it's time for my legs I bought these extra large tattoos what are they trying to tell me going be this is going to be fire baby this is going to be fire I need a towel because I don't want to stain in the couch I'm telling you I'm setting down the towel for tattoos but I actually just have chronic butts wet oh yeah children in Africa could use these I am going to Reg regret doing this so much I'm going to need some help scrubbing in the shower David what these little Mexican women are all over my body what can I say ladies love me I'm waxing all the hair off my body I'd never do that it honestly does look like I have a 5:00 shadow all over my body feels good that it's not just on my mustache now should this be my thumbnail like everybody's going to know that I don't shower properly cuz I'm going to go take a shower and this is all going to still be on I come out with even more tattoos okay let's see me after I eat your P leg literally trying to see where I I need tattoos just kidding this clickback yes baby yes legs for days or at least 6 to 9 days and right now I'm just trying to cover up the fact that I haven't shaved my armpits one more thing one more thing when you don't have cleavage wh so I hope you guys enjoyed this video I also hope you watched the entire ad before it uh if you guys like this video and want to see more things like this or want to hear me sound like more of a YouTuber I really would love to hear what you guys want to see I think I'm going to actually do a couple more cool yeah that looks good I don't know what you guys just watched but thank you for watching it if you guys want to know the reasons for all these tattoos make sure you check out my video on my main Chanel thank you guys for letting this be my job who said you can't get a job with tattoos so I'll see you guys next time I'm at work bye what if I got one on my butt that says David you already got that yeah you mean like another one no my eyebrows honestly do look like tattoos but they're naturally drawn in naturally try it what does it look like my occupation is oh like you're just some kind of model really yeah but do I look like that without the tattoos no what huh don't think I have kids I hope not you look like in 40 years you'd be like a really cool lunch lady what kind of guy guys do I like do I like guys with tattoos or without tattoos hope without I don't have any are you like really digging yourself yeah keep looking in the camera like to look at yourself yeah I look really cool I look like I have a lot of friends and they all tattooed me [Music]

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"start": 264.199, "text": "for tattoos but I actually just have" }, { "duration": 4.039, "start": 265.72, "text": "chronic butts wet oh yeah children in" }, { "duration": 4.5600000000000005, "start": 267.52, "text": "Africa could use these I am going to Reg" }, { "duration": 4.201, "start": 269.759, "text": "regret doing this so much I'm going to" }, { "duration": 3.839, "start": 272.08, "text": "need some help scrubbing in the shower" }, { "duration": 3.6, "start": 273.96, "text": "David what these little Mexican women" }, { "duration": 3.681, "start": 275.919, "text": "are all over my body what can I say" }, { "duration": 4.16, "start": 277.56, "text": "ladies love me I'm waxing all the hair" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 279.6, "text": "off my body I'd never do that it" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 281.72, "text": "honestly does look like I have a 5:00" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 283.24, "text": "shadow all over my body feels good that" }, { "duration": 3.52, "start": 284.84, "text": "it's not just on my mustache now should" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 286.56, "text": "this be my thumbnail like everybody's" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 288.36, "text": "going to know that I don't shower" }, { "duration": 2.761, "start": 289.639, "text": "properly cuz I'm going to go take a" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 290.96, "text": "shower and this is all going to still be" }, { "duration": 3.2, "start": 292.4, "text": "on I come out with even more tattoos" }, { "duration": 4.199, "start": 294.28, "text": "okay let's" }, { "duration": 5.12, "start": 295.6, "text": "see me after I eat your P leg literally" }, { "duration": 4.841, "start": 298.479, "text": "trying to see where I I need tattoos" }, { "duration": 5.08, "start": 300.72, "text": "just kidding this clickback yes baby yes" }, { "duration": 3.64, "start": 303.32, "text": "legs for days or at least 6 to 9 days" }, { "duration": 2.399, "start": 305.8, "text": "and right now I'm just trying to cover" }, { "duration": 3.2800000000000002, "start": 306.96, "text": "up the fact that I haven't shaved my" }, { "duration": 4.321, "start": 308.199, "text": "armpits one more thing one more thing" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 310.24, "text": "when you don't have cleavage wh so I" }, { "duration": 3.8, "start": 312.52, "text": "hope you guys enjoyed this video I also" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 313.96, "text": "hope you watched the entire ad before it" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 316.32, "text": "uh if you guys like this video and want" }, { "duration": 3.359, "start": 317.68, "text": "to see more things like this or want to" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 319.16, "text": "hear me sound like more of a YouTuber I" }, { "duration": 2.081, "start": 321.039, "text": "really would love to hear what you guys" }, { "duration": 3.199, "start": 322, "text": "want to see I think I'm going to" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 323.12, "text": "actually do a couple more cool yeah that" }, { "duration": 3.12, "start": 325.199, "text": "looks good I don't know what you guys" }, { "duration": 2.84, "start": 326.84, "text": "just watched but thank you for watching" }, { "duration": 2.6, "start": 328.319, "text": "it if you guys want to know the reasons" }, { "duration": 2.88, "start": 329.68, "text": "for all these tattoos make sure you" }, { "duration": 2.7199999999999998, "start": 330.919, "text": "check out my video on my main Chanel" }, { "duration": 2.359, "start": 332.56, "text": "thank you guys for letting this be my" }, { "duration": 2.56, "start": 333.639, "text": "job who said you can't get a job with" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 334.919, "text": "tattoos so I'll see you guys next time" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 336.199, "text": "I'm at work bye what if I got one on my" }, { "duration": 3.721, "start": 338.639, "text": "butt that says David you already got" }, { "duration": 3.201, "start": 340.479, "text": "that yeah you mean like another one no" }, { "duration": 3, "start": 342.36, "text": "my eyebrows honestly do look like" }, { "duration": 3.079, "start": 343.68, "text": "tattoos but they're naturally drawn in" }, { "duration": 3.04, "start": 345.36, "text": "naturally try it what does it look like" }, { "duration": 3.521, "start": 346.759, "text": "my occupation is oh like you're just" }, { "duration": 4.28, "start": 348.4, "text": "some kind of model really yeah but do I" }, { "duration": 4.759, "start": 350.28, "text": "look like that without the tattoos no" }, { "duration": 4.68, "start": 352.68, "text": "what huh don't think I have kids I hope" }, { "duration": 4.361, "start": 355.039, "text": "not you look like in 40 years you'd be" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 357.36, "text": "like a really cool lunch lady what kind" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 359.4, "text": "of guy guys do I like do I like guys" }, { "duration": 3.7199999999999998, "start": 361.08, "text": "with tattoos or without tattoos hope" }, { "duration": 3.44, "start": 363.12, "text": "without I don't have any are you like" }, { "duration": 3.32, "start": 364.8, "text": "really digging yourself yeah keep" }, { "duration": 3.68, "start": 366.56, "text": "looking in the camera like to look at" }, { "duration": 3.76, "start": 368.12, "text": "yourself yeah I look really cool I look" }, { "duration": 5.399, "start": 370.24, "text": "like I have a lot of friends and they" }, { "duration": 3.759, "start": 371.88, "text": "all tattooed me" }, { "duration": 9.71, "start": 377.5, "text": "[Music]" } ]

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Outgoing and Energetic

Liza Koshy