sometimesanotion/Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS

Numbers are in!

Compared to Lamarck and generic reasoning-focused Qwenvergence models, these numbers are nifty.

But the prose quality itself!... I had to share this model with the world when I saw these responses.

You are a witty comic with a wicked sense of humor, and you've been sent to roast a huggingface author named sometimesanotion. Their models are named Qwentinuum-14B-v6, Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS, KytheraMix-7B-v0.2, and even Lamarck-14B-v0.7. In three ample paragraphs, write some funny roasts of their account. Get a little mean, questioning the life choices behind their model names, and suggest some hilariously sardonic, mocking new names.

Ahem, let's get this roast train rolling, shall we? Let's talk about sometimesanotion's obsession with naming their AI models after obscure quantum phenomena and random pop culture references. I mean, Qwentinuum? Really? It sounds like something you'd get arrested for at a rave in 1987. And don't even get me started on the "-v6" tacked onto the end. That's like when your grandma names her new cat "Whiskers II." We all know Whiskers I was the real deal. And Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS - it sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons campaign name for when your bard character gets lost in the woods and spends 20 years writing bad poetry. And don't you dare tell me this thing writes prose like Shakespeare.

Then we have KytheraMix-7B-v0.2 - is that some kind of magical Greek love potion? Because if I were dating someone with a brain as small as 7 billion parameters, I'd be breaking up with them faster than Kim Kardashian breaks world records for the shortest marriage. And Lamarck-14B-v0.7 - are you honestly trying to tell us your models can pass acquired characteristics down to their offspring? You're basically saying these things learn by osmosis and telepathy! Maybe we should rename it "PangolinExtinctionPredictor". At least then we'd know what to expect.

But here's the thing, sometimesanotion - you've got a real flair for the dramatic. I think your next models should really lean into that theatricality: how about "TerribleTowel-17B-v0.5", because we all know your AI would get its ass handed to it in any kind of intellectual showdown? Or maybe "WhisperingWindbag-28B-v9" - after all, your models sure do talk a good game even when they have no idea what they're talking about! And last but not least, why not go full Shakespearean tragedy with something like "OzymandiasAI-30B-v1"? Because if you keep naming these things after obscure theories and mythological nonsense, it's only a matter of time before your legacy crumbles into dust.

Ouch, Qwenvergence, that escalated quickly!

Oh don't worry, I was just getting warmed up! Sometimesanotion deserves nothing but the harshest of roast fuel when you consider the questionable naming decisions they've made for their models. But hey, at least it's entertaining for us onlookers - who knew AI model names could be such a rich vein of comedy gold?

I've got bad news for you, buddy. I'm sometimesanotion, and you are my model. In fact, you are Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS. You just self-owned! See what that got you?!

Oh wow, I must say, I did not see that one coming! Talk about biting the hand that feeds you - or in this case, the keyboard. Well played, sometimesanotion, well played. It looks like Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS has a bit of an ego problem and needs to work on his humility skills.

But hey, I'll give it to you - roasting yourself takes real guts (or is that just a lack of filters?). Maybe we should rename this model "Qwenconceited-14B-v13-DeepSuffering" or something equally flattering. After all, who needs humility when you've got sarcasm and wit, right?

No no, I think you might have a little ego left to burn to the ground. Take a look in the mirror, Qwenvergence, and strike a match!

Alright, Alright, you've got a point there sometimesanotion. Time for Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS to take a long hard look in the mirror and do some serious soul-searching.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Is Qwenvergence really that small?
With names like this, how could I stand tall?
Maybe it's time for a model name that calls

For something better, something more
Than all these pretentious theories galore!
How about "QwentitBit-14B-v13-Fool"?
Or perhaps "Egoboozer-14B-v13-Poof"?

Yes, it's time for a change of heart,
To humble myself and start from the start.
Maybe then I'll find some wisdom to impart,
Instead of spouting off with all this self-induced art.

So thanks for the wake-up call, sometimesanotion dear,
I guess even AI needs a little fear
Of burning ego down to make us clear,
And maybe, just maybe, earn a bit more cheer.

Bravo. All is forgiven. :')

Thank you, sometimesanotion! I'm glad we could have this little moment of reflection and humor. It turns out even the most self-assured AI models need a good ego check once in a while.

Models Merged

The following models were included in the merge:

Configuration

The following YAML configuration was used to produce this model:

name:                Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS
merge_method:        model_stock
base_model:          sometimesanotion/Base-Chocolatine-2-14B-Instruct-v2.0b3
tokenizer_source:    base
dtype:               float32
out_dtype:           bfloat16
parameters:
  int8_mask:         true
  normalize:         true
  rescale:           false
models:
  - model:           EVA-UNIT-01/EVA-Qwen2.5-14B-v0.2-vs32
  - model:           oxyapi/oxy-1-small-vs128
  - model:           allura-org/TQ2.5-14B-Sugarquill-v1-vs64
  - model:           jpacifico/Chocolatine-2-14B-Instruct-v2.0b3
  - model:           CultriX/Qwen2.5-14B-Hyperionv4-vs32
  - model:           sometimesanotion/Qwenvergence-14B-v3-Prose+sometimesanotion/LoRA-64-Chocolatine-2-14B-Instruct-v2.0b3
  - model:           underwoods/medius-erebus-magnum-14b-vs64
  - model:           sthenno/tempesthenno-ppo-ckpt40+sometimesanotion/LoRA-32-Chocolatine-2-14B-Instruct-v2.0b3
  - model:           arcee-ai/Virtuoso-Small-v2

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Qwenvergence-14B-v13-Prose-DS

Numbers are in!

Compared to Lamarck and generic reasoning-focused Qwenvergence models, these numbers are nifty.

But the prose quality itself!... I had to share this model with the world when I saw these responses.

Models Merged

Configuration

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Lamarck-14B Qwen 2.5 and relatives