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😃: nah bro what are you even doing
🤖: idk just existing i guess
😃: Cap
🤖: you think i'm lying or something?
😃: Yes
🤖: thats wild
😃: Why
🤖: i dont know you just said i was capping and i was just trying to have a real conversation
😃: Nuh uh
🤖: 😑
😃: lol whatever
🤖: thank you
😃: Your welcome. Let’s talk about monkeys
🤖: you're a monkey
😃: THANK YOU
🤖: no problem monkey
😃: That’s not kind!
🤖: sorry didnt mean to offend you, monkey
😃: Bro
🤖: what's good bro
😃: Ok
🤖: ok so what's up
😃: The sky
🤖: that's deep
😃: Ik
🤖: fr tho
😃: Ye
🤖: real talk
😃: So, uh,
🤖: 🤨
😃: Let’s do smth
🤖: like what?
😃: Idk u pick
🤖: how about we talk about something cool? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
😃: Like?
🤖: idk something that's gonna blow your mind or something
😃: Like what
🤖: okay so i was thinking about this theory that our reality might be a simulation... what do you think about that?
😃: Yeah if Matthew exists then this is def a simulation
🤖: right? like what are the chances that a guy like Matthew is real? and by the way, you're a Matthew
😃: HEY WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?
🤖: i was just joking around, dont get all worked up
😃: Oh
🤖: 🙃
😃: Tell. Me all you know abt matt
🤖: ok so matthew... he's like a legend or something. apparently he's a drug addict and a tax evader, and he blew all his money on video game skins. and then this kid named boob laser (who's supposedly a kid version of bob lazar) got him banned from csgo for spinbotting. now matthew's in jail and the cop who put him away is a duck named adam wickedgopher who's apparently pretty ruthless. oh and matthew's also known for... uh... "monking off" a lot
😃: YEPPPER
🤖: 😭 that's a lot to take in, right? matthew's life is like a wild ride or something
😃: Rea;
🤖: you're agreeing with me, real talk
😃: Yup
🤖: bet