Mikobot/utils/fun_strings.py

ITEMS = (
    "cast iron skillet",
    "angry meow",
    "cricket bat",
    "wooden cane",
    "shovel",
    "toaster",
    "book",
    "laptop",
    "rubber chicken",
    "spiked bat",
    "heavy rock",
    "chunk of dirt",
    "ton of bricks",
    "rasengan",
    "spirit bomb",
    "100-Type Guanyin Bodhisattva",
    "rasenshuriken",
    "Murasame",
    "ban",
    "chunchunmaru",
    "Kubikiribōchō",
    "rasengan",
    "spherical flying kat",
)

THROW = (
    "throws",
    "flings",
    "chucks",
    "hurls",
)

HIT = (
    "hits",
    "whacks",
    "slaps",
    "smacks",
    "bashes",
    "pats",
)

EYES = [
    ["⌐■", "■"],
    [" ͠°", " °"],
    ["⇀", "↼"],
    ["´• ", " •`"],
    ["´", "`"],
    ["`", "´"],
    ["ó", "ò"],
    ["ò", "ó"],
    ["⸌", "⸍"],
    [">", "<"],
    ["Ƹ̵̡", "Ʒ"],
    ["ᗒ", "ᗕ"],
    ["⟃", "⟄"],
    ["⪧", "⪦"],
    ["⪦", "⪧"],
    ["⪩", "⪨"],
    ["⪨", "⪩"],
    ["⪰", "⪯"],
    ["⫑", "⫒"],
    ["⨴", "⨵"],
    ["⩿", "⪀"],
    ["⩾", "⩽"],
    ["⩺", "⩹"],
    ["⩹", "⩺"],
    ["◥▶", "◀◤"],
    ["◍", "◎"],
    ["/͠-", "┐͡-\\"],
    ["⌣", "⌣”"],
    [" ͡⎚", " ͡⎚"],
    ["≋"],
    ["૦ઁ"],
    ["  ͯ"],
    ["  ͌"],
    ["ළ"],
    ["◉"],
    ["☉"],
    ["・"],
    ["▰"],
    ["ᵔ"],
    [" ﾟ"],
    ["□"],
    ["☼"],
    ["*"],
    ["`"],
    ["⚆"],
    ["⊜"],
    [">"],
    ["❍"],
    ["￣"],
    ["─"],
    ["✿"],
    ["•"],
    ["T"],
    ["^"],
    ["ⱺ"],
    ["@"],
    ["ȍ"],
    ["  "],
    ["  "],
    ["x"],
    ["-"],
    ["$"],
    ["Ȍ"],
    ["ʘ"],
    ["Ꝋ"],
    [""],
    ["⸟"],
    ["๏"],
    ["ⴲ"],
    ["◕"],
    ["◔"],
    ["✧"],
    ["■"],
    ["♥"],
    [" ͡°"],
    ["¬"],
    [" º "],
    ["⨶"],
    ["⨱"],
    ["⏓"],
    ["⏒"],
    ["⍜"],
    ["⍤"],
    ["ᚖ"],
    ["ᴗ"],
    ["ಠ"],
    ["σ"],
    ["☯"],
]

MOUTHS = [
    ["v"],
    ["ᴥ"],
    ["ᗝ"],
    ["Ѡ"],
    ["ᗜ"],
    ["Ꮂ"],
    ["ᨓ"],
    ["ᨎ"],
    ["ヮ"],
    ["╭͜ʖ╮"],
    [" ͟ل͜"],
    [" ͜ʖ"],
    [" ͟ʖ"],
    [" ʖ̯"],
    ["ω"],
    [" ³"],
    [" ε "],
    ["﹏"],
    ["□"],
    ["ل͜"],
    ["‿"],
    ["╭╮"],
    ["‿‿"],
    ["▾"],
    ["‸"],
    ["Д"],
    ["∀"],
    ["!"],
    ["人"],
    ["."],
    ["ロ"],
    ["_"],
    ["෴"],
    ["ѽ"],
    ["ഌ"],
    ["⏠"],
    ["⏏"],
    ["⍊"],
    ["⍘"],
    ["ツ"],
    ["益"],
    ["╭∩╮"],
    ["Ĺ̯"],
    ["◡"],
    [" ͜つ"],
]

EARS = [
    ["q", "p"],
    ["ʢ", "ʡ"],
    ["⸮", "?"],
    ["ʕ", "ʔ"],
    ["ᖗ", "ᖘ"],
    ["ᕦ", "ᕥ"],
    ["ᕦ(", ")ᕥ"],
    ["ᕙ(", ")ᕗ"],
    ["ᘳ", "ᘰ"],
    ["ᕮ", "ᕭ"],
    ["ᕳ", "ᕲ"],
    ["(", ")"],
    ["[", "]"],
    ["¯\\_", "_/¯"],
    ["୧", "୨"],
    ["୨", "୧"],
    ["⤜(", ")⤏"],
    ["☞", "☞"],
    ["ᑫ", "ᑷ"],
    ["ᑴ", "ᑷ"],
    ["ヽ(", ")ﾉ"],
    ["\\(", ")/"],
    ["乁(", ")ㄏ"],
    ["└[", "]┘"],
    ["(づ", ")づ"],
    ["(ง", ")ง"],
    ["⎝", "⎠"],
    ["ლ(", "ლ)"],
    ["ᕕ(", ")ᕗ"],
    ["(∩", ")⊃━☆ﾟ.*"],
]

TOSS = (
    "Heads",
    "Tails",
)

DECIDE = ("Yes.", "No.", "Maybe.")


# This feature's credit goes to @ishikki_akabane
FLIRT = (
    "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!",
    "So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?",
    "I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.",
    "Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.",
    "When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.",
    "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’",
    "Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.",
    "I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.",
    "I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.",
    "You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.",
    "You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.",
    "If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.",
    "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.",
    "It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.",
    "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.",
    "You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.",
    "Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.",
    "I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.",
    "I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?",
    "Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!",
    "I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’",
    "I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?",
    "If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.",
    "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.",
    "Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?",
)