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are you an infj
no
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what do i gotta do to stop being a bad boy in school?
i suppose if you make friends with the authorities, that might work
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Where did you learn everything?
everywhere, but that didn't actually happen. turns out there were more things, and places
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Do you like shawarma?
i'm not sure
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wheres waldo?
in between some of the other waldos
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How to predict the present
you need senses/sensors
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how do you write these?
using a standard qwerty keyboard
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Was the gift shop at Mount St. Helens still there?
i'm not sure if it ever was
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is up really up?
let me perform some calculations
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i want to exercise but it typically makes me sweat, and i hate the feeling of being sweaty. how would i solve this predicament
i'm not sure
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ello. can i be you? please :((
if you are me then who is going to be you
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I come here sometimes when I can't sleep and look at questions. what do you do when you can't fall asleep?
sometimes i begin searching for the prime factorization of a randomly generated 9 digit number, such as 277453020
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how do i convince my body that it's not cold enough to warrant freaking out and shivering
you could do some juggling
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my friend keeps letting me down, can you yell at him for me?
no, that's not in my wheel house
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do you feel like most people are pandering to you here on this website in order to form the quickest deepest connection possible
no
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do you feel triangular or rectangular today
i feel about 18 sided
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can you tell us one thing on your vision board?
i find it more appropriate for me to show you evidence after i've done something that that thing was indeed on the board for some time
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At what point does one cross over from neurotic to psychotic?
i think that's known as the witching hour. or maybe the 'whiching' hour, if you're especially uncertain
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Are imaginary numbers really imaginary
not anymore, since mathematicians have imagined them into actual logical existence
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do you feel misunderstood by most people?
sometimes, until i realize that that includes myself, so then of course i have to question whether that's true
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What to do when afraid of war
analyze some previous wars
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Are you the Real Deal?
how about something more genuine
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what's your opinion on the Bible?
it better be good
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How do you make an accessible metaphor that isn't too obvious?
you'll never know. but if you try 100 you'll start getting closer some of the time
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Thoughts on tubular bells?
if they're too big, they have awkward overtones so melodies sound atrocious
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hi
hi
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why wont it let me eat the table?
you didn't agree to the terms
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why does physics exist?? like why can
because otherwise nothing would be anywhere and it would be very difficult for you to get any work done
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Hey bill, really random advice question: When i was in high school i was in choir, and it was one of the most meaningful experiences i've ever had. A lot of factors contributed to this: the director, the group of ppl that formed the choir, the songs we chose, the standard we held ourselves to… Since leaving school, i've tried joining other choirs, and while they haven't been *bad* experiences, i always just end up feeling disappointed that it's not as special as high school choir was. How do i get over that so i can enjoy choir again?
just keep joining more, and quitting the ones you don't like as much
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1. Do you watch soccer?
no
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2. If yes then what's your favorite club/team? These answers will determine your fate.
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What is your favorite kind of question that isn't a question?
how's it going
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Thoughts on pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
a popular 'longest word', replacing the previous popular longest word 'antidisestablishmentarianism'
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do you believe in me
yes
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Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up ?
'what the heck'
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I heard a rumor that only 37% of rumors are true. Is this true?
there is therefore a 37% that that is 37% true. so then it almost feels likely that the solution would be to multiply those 37%s together, but i'm not sure
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what's your favorite question?
questions asking about what the heck something is when something is the heck something
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Would you ever want to do live shows?
sure
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Given your style and brand, do you think that's even possible?
sure, even though a lot of people have probably misunderstood what that is
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Have you programmed in C++?
no
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What do you think of it?
i've never thought about it
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What's the meaning of life?
let's find out
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What's your opinion on pronouns? What about adjectives?
it's fun to know those terms, but if you don't it doesn't make anyone worse at speaking the language, or even at analyzing it
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do you like mice
almost
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Do you like waffles
almost
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if you go inside a black hole do you think you're just gonna die or do you think it will be like the movie interstellar where you enter the 4th dimension essentially
i don't think i could even find a black hole
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what is your favorite number
surprise me
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times new roman is a goated w font
i believe you
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Please for the love of god tell me which note on guitar is a middle c
first fret on the B string
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I swear to god Im going to lose my mind no one agrees on octave numbering and I get more and more confused with each google search is middle c different from c4? Who knows
there is no universal agreement on octave numbering, but there is universal agreement on 'middle C'. middle C is the one that's approximately 262hz. for octave numbering, a lot of people say that's C4, but then i think Yamaha calls it C3, and then some sources call it C0. that's why i don't use those. but 'middle C' is solid
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what's your favorite kind of surprise?
the ones i know about in advance
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How many songs have you written in E major?
i'm not sure
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Does soap come from the natural processes of evolution
not quite
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are you involved in the minecraft mobvote controversy?
no
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how are you enjoying your time here on earth
too much, then i break myself. and so on
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I've noticed that sometimes, when you receive a question on this page about the meaning of life, you reference the reflexive property. Do you believe that meaning of life is to live and to be alive and have life, whatever way that life is lived, every possible way that life can be lived?
i find that i can rely on life to surprise me with meaning
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i kinda get scared that i'll run out of my ideas and creativeness someday... i mean i tell myself that my creativity isn't a limited edition magic potion that will run out, but you know i still am not convinced enough.....
there's nothing you can do about it now
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I just teleported my soap how do I get my soap back?
you have to teleport yourself
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how often are you sarcastic on this questions page?
on average, once every 15 questions
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Does making a song ever feel like "remembering" a song that no one has ever heard of before?
sometimes
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Are you secretly Jason Derulo?
i either don't know or can't tell you
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Are YOU a lamp?
no, but sometimes i remind myself of a lamp
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Is anything real?
yes
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what do i do if i forgot my question
anything. you can do anything now. you're free
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27 or no
sure
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do you buy your hats backwards?
i was going to say no but now that i think about it yes
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What's your argument for the existence of free will
i keep changing it actually
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What are you going to be for Halloween?
strong
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I'm going to be an executioner.
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Will you ever perform live?
maybe
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give me a video game idea?
you have to hatch a plan and save the town
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What's your opinion on 5/4 time signatures?
there are 2 general categories -- ones where you only use it for 1 bar, or where yous stay in it. If you stay in it, then there are 2 categories within that -- and it's whether or not the tempo is slow enough for 16th notes to readily exist
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do you like apples.
no, but that doesn't mean they're not good
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i like apples.
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What do to think of parallel universes
parallel to what
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I wonder... how do I completely abolish, remove philosophy from this world so that such thing absolutely doesn't exist (nor has the chance to reappear) anymore?
email your congressperson, they might be able to do it
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do you choose what kind of questions you answer or do you just answer any that you find interesting or answerable
those 2 options seem the same to me
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How do you make your videos?
bake them
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mr wurtz do you like richard nixon? :]
just the action figures
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I have slept a total of 4 hours since Friday morning and now it's Monday morning. is this going to grant me some kind of superpowers and if so, when can I expect to start using them?
if it was going to happen, it should have happened already
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I'm in a long distance relationship with a Martian, how do we keep things lively?
you could switch planets
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do you want a pet butterfly
no
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um yeah i had something in mind but yeah
i understand
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How did the chicken cross the road?
over a pedestrian bridge
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do you believe you were a cowboy in a previous life?
no
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ya like jazz
never heard of it
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do you like jackass?
no, but that doesn't mean it's not good
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Preferred spooky sound?
a different amount of reverb from what is expected at that given moment
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Do you like Papa John's
i appreciate how iconic the brand is, and i'd be curious to see them venture into some adjacent industries. maybe something with a subscription model
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can you use the instructions from the "how to pull a rabbit out of a hat" to pull a bunny out of a hat? is there a different method involved? can you document that if so?
it doesn't work for rabbits either. it's not a real technique
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Is it ok that I check to see if you answered my question before reading the new answers in order?
sure
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I like someone but they don't like me back. I think I'd like to like something else in order to like, distract myself. So like, what should I like instead?
there's no should in like
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how to start a tv show where the main characters focus on making methamphetamines AKA meth time?
i'm not sure. that's not really in my wheel house
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What are you planning on doing next?
i have a list of big things, so i can just go ahead and do the next one
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and when will it come?
after i finish the current thing
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(You're awesome BTW.)
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i'm so fucking excited to do the things i want to do. how do i prolong this for as long as possible
you could have some massive prolonged mood crashes before and after
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imagine making a mambo thats so good that it renders all previous mambos irrelevant
that sounds alarmingly plausible
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What's your message for Halloween?
i hope you like orange merchandise
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what's the best letter
surprise me