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are you cool
yes, but that's only because everything is cool
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How can I learn to play the keyboard in my spare time
just play it. it's like in a store, they say "if you break it, you buy it", well, keyboards have a similar slogan, which is "if you play it, you learn it"
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Why does art of 2 blue squares cost around $43 million
i assume that's because each square is worth 21.5 million
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What is the meaning of Might quit?
that's a song. most songs probably have multiple meanings/feelings wrapped up in them, but that one seems to have themes of independence, finding your way in the world, etc
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do you watch college football
no, that stuff watches itself
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who am i?
i'm not sure
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So, like, I think I might want to learn to play the guitar. It seems like it'd be cool. But, like, I don't ~know~ if I really want to do it. And in order to start playing the guitar I would have to, like, acquire a guitar. And that wouldn't be a problem, but maybe I'll decide I don't want to do it after all, and then I'll have, like, a guitar. Should I take that sort of risk? I just want a way to be certain of whether I want to get into the guitar, without actually having to, like, do it. As you're a person who probably understands what it's like for people to get into playing music, do you have any advice?
see if you can borrow a guitar
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what's your favorite commandment
'STOP' (from stop signs) although i'll admit there is a level of irony to that
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What is the duration of the longest-duration phone call you've ever had?
i'm still on it
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what is the personality of the pony that you are riding into the sunset?
restless, inconsolable
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are pentagons scary?
no
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do you own 18 printers
no
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do you know how to program?
sure
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what do you use to animate
cold, hard, common sense
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I want cereal, what cereal do you recommend?
cornflakes
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can you get rid of my depression for me? thanks, very much appreciated :3
i'll see what i can do
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what is your opinion on cheese
that sounds insane
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hi
hi
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If you got a full band to perform and record with you what would you name the band
maybe i could let the band name me
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what is the square root of -1?
you'll have to just imagine something
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What do you want for Christmas
a new year
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Can I be you in my next life?
i'm not sure
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Are you doing ok?
yes
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what's your favourite alphabet?
surprise me
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will you make a song with a negative time signature (you read it from right to left)?
no, that sounds like something that would only be effective in a picture, or in writing, the way you've done here. it doesn't seem to have anything to do with sound, or music
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is earth real
even better
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Is bamboo good or evil?
it's in that grey area
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Is it legal to make laws
no
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Why wont my car start?
maybe it's not a car
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what is food
i'm not so sure
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I have homework today, should I do it early and get it over with or put it off until later?
just plan exactly how you are going to do it
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Do you think running is it's own thing or is it  just hopping on one foot to other really fast
it's a distinct action, worthy of a common name, such as it has
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oh no wear is my pink tutu
i'm following along with your reasoning
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Where were you from before you accidentally came to Earth?
i don't recall
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How are you?
ok
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Suppose we throw a ball of a cliff, and we know everything in that scenario from the temperature of the ball, its exact weight down to the last atom and all the energy in the environment we could predict where the ball lands and how far it will bounce etc. If we were to do it again the same way the same way the exact same thing will happen.
i don't believe you
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Doesn't that apply to the whole universe?
it may apply to closed and dead systems that no one lives in
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Isn't there just one mathematical outcome to any scenario after a given amount of time?
no
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Isn't free will a lie?
no, but i assume that's a pretty good pick up line
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Also do you like hamsters thanks
i don't know any hamsters. i have seen some in the movies but i suspect they were fake
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are pets people?
it depends on the context
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you able to watch the eclipse?
i am able to watch eclipses but it's not always as important to me as other things i may be working on
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Preferred Halloween decoration?
darkness, at a slightly earlier time each evening
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What do you think if the tune "dun dun dun dun dun"
i don't know what it is, due to a lack of rhythmic or pitch information presented here
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When did the chicken cross the road?
because it was safe to do so
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Do you like when people send you song recommendations on here?
no, but i also don't dislike it
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are you my dad
no
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Why is there a big King Kong on the Empire State Building right now?
it might be commemorating king kong's birthday
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should i be sad about not getting an A+ in science
i'm not sure
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If there is a word called 'kidding' why isn't there a word called 'adulting'
there is, but that's not the reason
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I just took a really long break from being creative and now I don't know how to get back into it what would you recommend
try to find the least creative thing you can possibly do. just out of curiosity, figure out what that thing would be
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all i want to do is music but it feels inherently pointless and i don't know what to do with myself. why do anything. help. a.
do just a few things with words while you're waiting for your feelings to re-consolodate about the music, which, based on what you've said, might be the strongest
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How to eat the universe
don't worry about that, just lick the universe
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What's the pinnacle of human technology?
could be you
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if your favorite song is the ones that haven't been made, does that mean that you'll never have a favorite song
i do right now, it's one of the ones that hasn't been recorded yet
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can i feed ducks bread?
i'm not sure
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if not, what should i feed them
you could spy on them to figure out what they already eat, and then obtain some, then give it to them. although on paper that seems nefarious
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How many octaves should I have minimum on a keyboard?
any amount
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something tells me that in I'm A Huge Gamer Most of The Time, that you're not singing about video games. is the something that's telling me on to something?
any strong song ought to be singing about whatever you need it to be singing about. like a nice vehicle
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whats your thoughts on perfect squares?
each one is 2 higher than the previous one was from the previous
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thoughts on ;
not used in normal writing anymore, but it's useful for artistic purposes and also in programming, because it's still available
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You're my hero
i believe you
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can u help me with homework
sure
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were you born early, late, or both
both
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what's a piece of art that gets you really excited
the gregorian calendar
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Ideas for how to distract oneself in times of uncertainty?
no, but i have some ideas for calculating the phases of the moon
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If you were stuck in an island with 2 other people living or dead who would you chose
i'd prefer 2 living people
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do you ever feel like you are going to explode after reading so many people's opinions on here?
sure
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i think i would
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Are you you?
oh, that would explain some of these outrageous emotions
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hi
hi
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how does one survive new york?
try to stay on land
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Absent minded idealist or Present minded realist
for what
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Why can't we eat a TV?
because the content is bad
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Does your next song include any irregular time signatures?
i'm not sure yet
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If so what are they?
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Could you possibly give us the first word or letter in one of your upcoming songs?
sure............ a
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Bill Wurtz, I did some thinking and have gone to this conclusion. The song "I like to wear soft clothing" references the video "when i get older" in the line "we'll sing it out like a new pair of shoes". The reference is to the text "drum is shoe" while the line "and i'll use some very interesting metaphors" is being sung". Is this true?
no
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did you see the worlds first ever monster truck front flip
no
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which came first the chicken or egg
both simultaneously
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when is the right time to learn french
tout de suite
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Help im a dumbass
ok i will help
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do you ever plan to add new features to this site
yes
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what is your opinion on quebec
their stop signs are more french than france
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you've heard and made so many songs. do you still get amazed by other people's songs like you did in your early days?
sure
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Dragon fruit?
i don't know
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How to go insane
that's not possible. you are always equally insane. however, you may never know exactly how much that is
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Are you good at synchronised dancing but like on your own
i was going to say no but now that i think about it yes
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what is the point of competitions?
to make everyone try
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do u like cartoons thanks
it seems useful
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As an Alien from Planet KLEKR what humans call as Proxima Centauri B, I can confirm I have seen you there too .Do you affirm ?
no
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i forgot how to ask questions
that's ok. you will be able to do it if you need to
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did you know that physics and poetry are basically the same thing because of the rhymes
no
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can i go to virginia without touching the grass
i think so
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Which fruit looks the coolest?
pineapple
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do you ever wonder why people ask questions really late at night
no
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how many buckets are in your bucket list
that doesn't make any sense to me, but, i do, however, have a vision board
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What is your (current) favorite process when working on something?
freaking out and then calming down again, repeatedly
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Think the Knicks will be any good this year?
i was going to say no but now that i think about it yes
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no or yes?
it's both, with 'or' in between