CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The last time we fought a preemptive war in the middle east	false
Why did adolph hitler become embarrassed in a jewish synagogue? he had bad gas.	true
Oroville crisis a 'textbook example' of need for infrastructure overhaul, white house says	false
John mccain slams idea of a russian 'reset' under donald trump	false
Danielle powell, huffpost community editor, shares her secret to flawless skin	false
J street elects muslim president for student arm	false
So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!	true
Why do black people play basketball? because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.	true
Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? he got pissed off	true
How do frat boys cut down trees? with a sah, dude	true
Dad, what do you think about abortion? --ask your sister --but i don't have a sis...	true
Life after divorce: 15 quotes to help you let go after divorce	false
According to this bmi chart i am too short.	true
How does moses make his coffee? he brews it	true
I'm so pro-life, i believe life begins at erection.	true
What's it called when jesus walks across the street? a cross walk	true
What did sonic say during ramadan? gotta go fast!	true
Where did the gorilla play baseball? in the bush leaguesof course!	true
The nfl will never give up the national anthem -- here’s why	false
Australian 'star wars' parody brings luke to the land down under (video)	false
I always thought i was stupid... then i read the commentary.	true
Baltimore orioles among mlb's biggest surprises: from pushover to bully	false
Craft brewery or indie band: how hipster are you? (quiz)	false
'the patron saint of sideshow,' the found theatre, long beach, ca	false
Beyonce's inauguration dress & hair take our breath away (photos)	false
Trust is like an eraser. it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.	true
Watch as new yorkers get crushed with despair as they just miss the subway	false
I heard you guys like corny jokes i'll give you an ear full : ^ )	true
Republicans eye making bank bill even weaker for consumers	false
These adorable dogs are stepping out to support science	false
Favorite foods: the 20 best and worst things you'd eat for the rest of your life (photos)	false
What kind of music can't ed sheeran play? soul	true
Patagonia parks: how can you pick just one?	false
How a bad contract kept jojo from owning her own voice	false
Jordan peele interviewed chance the rapper on art and resistance	false
Celebrities in smoldering eye makeup top this week's best & worst beauty list (photos)	false
French regulator orders google to extend 'right to be forgotten' worldwide	false
I love dead baby jokes. they never get old.	true
A wise chinese man once said, if your dog barks, it's undercooked.	true
A woman saying i'm not mad at you is like a dentist saying you won't feel a thing.	true
My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast.	true
Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? george r. r. martin.	true
Top 10 ways to avoid clickbait, number 8 always works well, this wasn't one of them	true
Breezes bahamas offers discount to hurricane name guests	false
Obama administration to reward student loan company accused of cheating troops	false
House tour: ivanka trump's chic new york apartment featured in elle decor october 2012 (photos)	false
What did the indian tailor say to the patron who came in naked? what sarong with you?	true
Family wants answers after georgia tech police kill lgbtq campus leader	false
Older academy voters still haven't seen 'get out' and don't plan to	false
The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.	true
What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? whatever you want	true
6 qualities kids need to succeed -- and one they don't	false
Major networks are becoming more inclusive of asian-americans: report	false
Where did mary go after the explosion? everywhere.	true
Ronaldo hat trick vs. sevilla lifts real madrid to 4-1 win (video)	false
7 days without a pun... makes one weak.	true
'suicide squad' director reveals more about ben affleck's cameo as batman	false
Text: how come you stopped drinking? me: because i kept waking up with you. her: i hate you.	true
'enjoy the sweet hubcap, playa:' man leaves hilarious good deed note	false
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.	true
Boys in chairs: navigating our sex, sexuality and sex appeal in attendant care programs	false
Why did the can crusher quit his job? because he found it soda pressing.	true
Date - i really dig intellectuals me - oh yeah? well check this out babe	true
Hundreds abducted and tortured by egyptian security forces, amnesty reports	false
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? he is all right now.	true
X-37b, air force's secret space plane, may return this weekend	false
How do you spell we with two letters without using the letters w and e? u and i.	true
How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? using the snipping tool	true
The impact of the 'breaking news' cycle on our health	false
When i get my paycheck i turn into gollum from 'the lord of the rings'.	true
6 reasons you should be washing your jeans way less often	false
Islamic state -- aka isis, isil -- is winning its war as president obama stumbles	false
A bipartisan response to charlottesville and the trump administration	false
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? a hoarse horse!	true
Update: joe thompson, boy afraid of flying, stranded in uae (video)	false
Trayvon martin case closes, 'fruitvale station' opens all in one racially-charged weekend	false
Matt mcgorry: 'good men' need to step up in light of weinstein allegations	false
Making a murderer, italian style: amanda knox doc proves she was framed	false
What's the best thing about a penis? think long and hard before you answer this one.	true
I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. buttfuck it.	true
Trudie styler explains the message behind her new queer teen movie	false
Metapod really loves eating margarine on his pokefood. since its butterfree.	true
Why can't the homeless ever get by in america? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee	true
Trump supporter says he will testify before grand jury in mueller probe	false
At what time does a dentist have the most business? tooth-hurty	true
Trampoline road: salto architects build 170-foot trampoline path in russia	false
This 'el chapo' shirt craze needs to stop	false
Forget netflix and chill. it's time for imax and climax!	true
Nobody in yemen likes the flintstones. which is funny, because people of abu dhabi do.	true
5 places to meet the bears in b.c.	false
looks up from phone great, i'm inside of a coffin again.	true
2017 was safest year on record for air travel	false
No one really wants you to donate in their name this holiday season	false
Girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza	false
My boss told me to have a good day. so i went home	true
The jobs dominated by women that men want the most	false
Doj: no civil rights charges for border agents over death of anastasio hernandez-rojas	false
The way i bend the rules should qualify as yoga.	true
Teen plans to tell the immigrant stories trump's administration never would	false
Jon stewart and stephen colbert unite in song with urgent last-minute election message	false

The last time we fought a preemptive war in the middle east

false

Why did adolph hitler become embarrassed in a jewish synagogue? he had bad gas.

true

Oroville crisis a 'textbook example' of need for infrastructure overhaul, white house says

false

John mccain slams idea of a russian 'reset' under donald trump

false

Danielle powell, huffpost community editor, shares her secret to flawless skin

false

J street elects muslim president for student arm

false

So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!

true

Why do black people play basketball? because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

true

Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? he got pissed off

true

How do frat boys cut down trees? with a sah, dude

true

Dad, what do you think about abortion? --ask your sister --but i don't have a sis...

true

Life after divorce: 15 quotes to help you let go after divorce

false

According to this bmi chart i am too short.

true

How does moses make his coffee? he brews it

true

I'm so pro-life, i believe life begins at erection.

true

What's it called when jesus walks across the street? a cross walk

true

What did sonic say during ramadan? gotta go fast!

true

Where did the gorilla play baseball? in the bush leaguesof course!

true

The nfl will never give up the national anthem -- here’s why

false

Australian 'star wars' parody brings luke to the land down under (video)

false

I always thought i was stupid... then i read the commentary.

true

Baltimore orioles among mlb's biggest surprises: from pushover to bully

false

Craft brewery or indie band: how hipster are you? (quiz)

false

'the patron saint of sideshow,' the found theatre, long beach, ca

false

Beyonce's inauguration dress & hair take our breath away (photos)

false

Trust is like an eraser. it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

true

Watch as new yorkers get crushed with despair as they just miss the subway

false

I heard you guys like corny jokes i'll give you an ear full : ^ )

true

Republicans eye making bank bill even weaker for consumers

false

These adorable dogs are stepping out to support science

false

Favorite foods: the 20 best and worst things you'd eat for the rest of your life (photos)

false

What kind of music can't ed sheeran play? soul

true

Patagonia parks: how can you pick just one?

false

How a bad contract kept jojo from owning her own voice

false

Jordan peele interviewed chance the rapper on art and resistance

false

Celebrities in smoldering eye makeup top this week's best & worst beauty list (photos)

false

French regulator orders google to extend 'right to be forgotten' worldwide

false

I love dead baby jokes. they never get old.

true

A wise chinese man once said, if your dog barks, it's undercooked.

true

A woman saying i'm not mad at you is like a dentist saying you won't feel a thing.

true

My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast.

true

Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? george r. r. martin.

true

Top 10 ways to avoid clickbait, number 8 always works well, this wasn't one of them

true

Breezes bahamas offers discount to hurricane name guests

false

Obama administration to reward student loan company accused of cheating troops

false

House tour: ivanka trump's chic new york apartment featured in elle decor october 2012 (photos)

false

What did the indian tailor say to the patron who came in naked? what sarong with you?

true

Family wants answers after georgia tech police kill lgbtq campus leader

false

Older academy voters still haven't seen 'get out' and don't plan to

false

The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.

true

What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? whatever you want

true

6 qualities kids need to succeed -- and one they don't

false

Major networks are becoming more inclusive of asian-americans: report

false

Where did mary go after the explosion? everywhere.

true

Ronaldo hat trick vs. sevilla lifts real madrid to 4-1 win (video)

false

7 days without a pun... makes one weak.

true

'suicide squad' director reveals more about ben affleck's cameo as batman

false

Text: how come you stopped drinking? me: because i kept waking up with you. her: i hate you.

true

'enjoy the sweet hubcap, playa:' man leaves hilarious good deed note

false

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

true

Boys in chairs: navigating our sex, sexuality and sex appeal in attendant care programs

false

Why did the can crusher quit his job? because he found it soda pressing.

true

Date - i really dig intellectuals me - oh yeah? well check this out babe

true

Hundreds abducted and tortured by egyptian security forces, amnesty reports

false

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? he is all right now.

true

X-37b, air force's secret space plane, may return this weekend

false

How do you spell we with two letters without using the letters w and e? u and i.

true

How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? using the snipping tool

true

The impact of the 'breaking news' cycle on our health

false

When i get my paycheck i turn into gollum from 'the lord of the rings'.

true

6 reasons you should be washing your jeans way less often

false

Islamic state -- aka isis, isil -- is winning its war as president obama stumbles

false

A bipartisan response to charlottesville and the trump administration

false

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? a hoarse horse!

true

Update: joe thompson, boy afraid of flying, stranded in uae (video)

false

Trayvon martin case closes, 'fruitvale station' opens all in one racially-charged weekend

false

Matt mcgorry: 'good men' need to step up in light of weinstein allegations

false

Making a murderer, italian style: amanda knox doc proves she was framed

false

What's the best thing about a penis? think long and hard before you answer this one.

true

I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. buttfuck it.

true

Trudie styler explains the message behind her new queer teen movie

false

Metapod really loves eating margarine on his pokefood. since its butterfree.

true

Why can't the homeless ever get by in america? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee

true

Trump supporter says he will testify before grand jury in mueller probe

false

At what time does a dentist have the most business? tooth-hurty

true

Trampoline road: salto architects build 170-foot trampoline path in russia

false

This 'el chapo' shirt craze needs to stop

false

Forget netflix and chill. it's time for imax and climax!

true

Nobody in yemen likes the flintstones. which is funny, because people of abu dhabi do.

true

5 places to meet the bears in b.c.

false

*looks up from phone* great, i'm inside of a coffin again.

true

2017 was safest year on record for air travel

false

No one really wants you to donate in their name this holiday season

false

Girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza

false

My boss told me to have a good day. so i went home

true

The jobs dominated by women that men want the most

false

Doj: no civil rights charges for border agents over death of anastasio hernandez-rojas

false

The way i bend the rules should qualify as yoga.

true

Teen plans to tell the immigrant stories trump's administration never would

false

Jon stewart and stephen colbert unite in song with urgent last-minute election message

false