CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Fox news guest goes off the rails: 'white supremacists are american citizens'	false
Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?	true
Larry david returns to snl as bernie sanders	false
Republican platform falsely says planned parenthood sells baby parts	false
I beat my wife like i beat my dick. all the time.	true
Sex is like poker... if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!	true
Trump showed us who he was a long time ago	false
What music do girls on their periods listen to? ragtime	true
My cat: hacking up a hairball my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking	true
What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? i don't know and i don't care.	true
My wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if i am still listening	true
Why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin...	true
What does a new tesla car smells like? elon musk	true
What it’s like to be the first openly trans mayor in texas	false
This billionaire environmental activist hasn't picked a democrat to back yet	false
I got sick from the mexican ice cream shop... i got helladiarrhia.	true
Insane clown posse reveals their strong opinions about miley's twerking	false
I sold my old bike the other day. i decided it was time to peddle it.	true
Tom perez: treat trump like mitch mcconnell treated obama	false
People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?	true
Tornado threatening? seek shelter immediately -- and don't use your head	false
Trump declares victory, heads home to face more russia scandal	false
Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley... one was a-salted	true
Katy perry gives us serious nostalgia at the 2014 vmas	false
National women's hockey league player comes out as transgender	false
(star trek related) what do worf and jadzia like to do to relax? netflix and trill!	true
Being a jedi isn't all bad. i've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades.	true
Where do two electrons race? on a circuit	true
How do police informants begin their jokes? nark nark	true
How to clean an outdoor air conditioner without hiring a pro	false
Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom he had nobody to go with.	true
Bill cosby accusers react to mistrial setback with determination	false
Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? because he got cold feet.	true
Debt management plan helps couple escape $52,000 credit card debt	false
Sandra bland wasn't the only woman abused by male cops in texas	false
How to keep your child safe (and happy) online, part 1	false
I wanna make a joke about sodium. but na.	true
Chuck norris crab fishes the bearing sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket.	true
How can a room full of couples be empty? there isn't a single person left! bwahahahahaha	true
You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. they really don't like it.	true
Meet the nun working to end violence, sexual exploitation in uganda	false
Human developments are wiping out the west's natural land, report finds	false
Sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow.	true
What has america come to? we're letting a black president run the white house!	true
Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.	true
Apple, please don’t create a backdoor to my iphone notes	false
University of illinois plans to fire chancellor, won't give her a bonus	false
Photographer captures the monopoly properties in real life	false
7 mistakes you can make when it comes to trust	false
How do you congratulate a jewish bodybuilder? muscle tov!	true
Bernie sanders: stop trying to make me attack hillary clinton	false
'5 seconds of summer' guitarist caught on fire during concert	false
Horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire	false
Maker amanda haas on helping families cook and eat together (video)	false
Watch the awesome 'jurassic world' super bowl trailer right now	false
New england compounding center, pharmacy linked to meningitis outbreak, files for bankruptcy	false
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? sleep on the sofa.	true
What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? a racist. :) xxx	true
Do you like surfing the net? oh yes i've really taken a shine to it. (moon to sun)	true
How do australian bees please the queen bee? they bee hive	true
Kris kobach denies telling trump to amend key voter protection	false
Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back.	true
Ebola fun fact before the internet was invented ebola was just known as bola wakka wakka	true
Only one republican hasn't been invited to the next gop debate yet	false
Carly rae jepsen and bob saget hit the stage to perform the 'full house' song	false
I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip our relationship was going downhill.	true
I hated my job at medieval times because i always got stuck working on the knight shift	true
'how to get away with murder' premiere promises killer reveal	false
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? because the cell doors was still locked	true
Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you.	true
Misreading public opinion on p5+1 nuclear negotiations with iran	false
Staphyloccocus aureus bacteria hide out deep in the nose	false
What do you call a roaming caveman? a meanderthal	true
Cognitive dysphoria -- pride week in israel in an age of extremes	false
When edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head.	true
Ann curry was 'not surprised' by matt lauer's sexual misconduct allegations	false
Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed? because they have no rights!!!!!	true
The great gatsby is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid.	true
I'm gonna open a pho restaurant that never closes! it's called twenty pho seven	true
How 2016 presidential hopefuls stay fit on the campaign trail	false
A feminist and a muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -	true
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste...	true
Toasted skin syndrome: car seat warmers could lead to unsightly condition	false
James bond slept through an earthquake he was shaken, not stirred.	true
I’m starting to worry about ivanka trump’s ‘moderating influence’	false
Taraji p. henson says 'empire' is great in every way, except dating	false
Advice from dads: green lessons our fathers taught us	false
If you were moving to another planet, who would you take with you?	false
The actual secret ingredient on most iron chefs is forehead sweat.	true
Judge orders u.s. to release photos showing abuse of detainees	false
Latino celebrities rip into donald trump for 'fear mongering'	false
Spicy tuna bowl by leaftv is making us hungry for sushi (video)	false
For sale... parachute: $300. slightly stained. used once; never opened. no strings attached.	true
Volunteering in the wake of a disaster: the pros, the cons and how to do so effectively	false
What did the latin guy say after he had sex? veni. veni. veni.	true
How do you cure a jewish kid of add by sending him to a concentration camp	true
My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?	true
I just saved a ton of money on my christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook.	true
Craft of the day: give wine bottles some flair with these pretty spool stoppers	false
Bush's press secretary criticizes trump's harvey response for lacking empathy	false

Fox news guest goes off the rails: 'white supremacists are american citizens'

false

Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?

true

Larry david returns to snl as bernie sanders

false

Republican platform falsely says planned parenthood sells baby parts

false

I beat my wife like i beat my dick. all the time.

true

Sex is like poker... if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

true

Trump showed us who he was a long time ago

false

What music do girls on their periods listen to? ragtime

true

My cat: *hacking up a hairball* my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking

true

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? i don't know and i don't care.

true

My wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if i am still listening

true

Why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin...

true

What does a new tesla car smells like? elon musk

true

What it’s like to be the first openly trans mayor in texas

false

This billionaire environmental activist hasn't picked a democrat to back yet

false

I got sick from the mexican ice cream shop... i got helladiarrhia.

true

Insane clown posse reveals their strong opinions about miley's twerking

false

I sold my old bike the other day. i decided it was time to peddle it.

true

Tom perez: treat trump like mitch mcconnell treated obama

false

People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?

true

Tornado threatening? seek shelter immediately -- and don't use your head

false

Trump declares victory, heads home to face more russia scandal

false

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley... one was a-salted

true

Katy perry gives us serious nostalgia at the 2014 vmas

false

National women's hockey league player comes out as transgender

false

(star trek related) what do worf and jadzia like to do to relax? netflix and trill!

true

Being a jedi isn't all bad. i've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades.

true

Where do two electrons race? on a circuit

true

How do police informants begin their jokes? nark nark

true

How to clean an outdoor air conditioner without hiring a pro

false

Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom he had nobody to go with.

true

Bill cosby accusers react to mistrial setback with determination

false

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? because he got cold feet.

true

Debt management plan helps couple escape $52,000 credit card debt

false

Sandra bland wasn't the only woman abused by male cops in texas

false

How to keep your child safe (and happy) online, part 1

false

I wanna make a joke about sodium. but na.

true

Chuck norris crab fishes the bearing sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket.

true

How can a room full of couples be empty? there isn't a single person left! bwahahahahaha

true

You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. they really don't like it.

true

Meet the nun working to end violence, sexual exploitation in uganda

false

Human developments are wiping out the west's natural land, report finds

false

Sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow.

true

What has america come to? we're letting a *black* president run the *white* house!

true

Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.

true

Apple, please don’t create a backdoor to my iphone notes

false

University of illinois plans to fire chancellor, won't give her a bonus

false

Photographer captures the monopoly properties in real life

false

7 mistakes you can make when it comes to trust

false

How do you congratulate a jewish bodybuilder? muscle tov!

true

Bernie sanders: stop trying to make me attack hillary clinton

false

'5 seconds of summer' guitarist caught on fire during concert

false

Horrified by johnson & johnson's tactics, a sales rep wears a wire

false

Maker amanda haas on helping families cook and eat together (video)

false

Watch the awesome 'jurassic world' super bowl trailer right now

false

New england compounding center, pharmacy linked to meningitis outbreak, files for bankruptcy

false

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? sleep on the sofa.

true

What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? a racist. :) xxx

true

Do you like surfing the net? oh yes i've really taken a shine to it. (moon to sun)

true

How do australian bees please the queen bee? they bee hive

true

Kris kobach denies telling trump to amend key voter protection

false

Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back.

true

Ebola fun fact before the internet was invented ebola was just known as bola wakka wakka

true

Only one republican hasn't been invited to the next gop debate yet

false

Carly rae jepsen and bob saget hit the stage to perform the 'full house' song

false

I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip our relationship was going downhill.

true

I hated my job at medieval times because i always got stuck working on the knight shift

true

'how to get away with murder' premiere promises killer reveal

false

Why did the nigger walks into a bar? because the cell doors was still locked

true

Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you.

true

Misreading public opinion on p5+1 nuclear negotiations with iran

false

Staphyloccocus aureus bacteria hide out deep in the nose

false

What do you call a roaming caveman? a meanderthal

true

Cognitive dysphoria -- pride week in israel in an age of extremes

false

When edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head.

true

Ann curry was 'not surprised' by matt lauer's sexual misconduct allegations

false

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed? because they have no rights!!!!!

true

The great gatsby is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid.

true

I'm gonna open a pho restaurant that never closes! it's called twenty pho seven

true

How 2016 presidential hopefuls stay fit on the campaign trail

false

A feminist and a muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -

true

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste...

true

Toasted skin syndrome: car seat warmers could lead to unsightly condition

false

James bond slept through an earthquake he was shaken, not stirred.

true

I’m starting to worry about ivanka trump’s ‘moderating influence’

false

Taraji p. henson says 'empire' is great in every way, except dating

false

Advice from dads: green lessons our fathers taught us

false

If you were moving to another planet, who would you take with you?

false

The actual secret ingredient on most iron chefs is forehead sweat.

true

Judge orders u.s. to release photos showing abuse of detainees

false

Latino celebrities rip into donald trump for 'fear mongering'

false

Spicy tuna bowl by leaftv is making us hungry for sushi (video)

false

For sale... parachute: $300. slightly stained. used once; never opened. no strings attached.

true

Volunteering in the wake of a disaster: the pros, the cons and how to do so effectively

false

What did the latin guy say after he had sex? veni. veni. veni.

true

How do you cure a jewish kid of add by sending him to a concentration camp

true

My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?

true

I just saved a ton of money on my christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook.

true

Craft of the day: give wine bottles some flair with these pretty spool stoppers

false

Bush's press secretary criticizes trump's harvey response for lacking empathy

false