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Olympic medal table
|
Frankeh
| 0 | 6 | 12 |
2012-08
| 1,344,529,819 |
olympics
|
xy22g
|
Graphic Content Warning: Lions Eat Elephant Alive
|
Coopa826
| 133 | 229 | 96 |
2012-08
| 1,344,528,351 |
videos
|
xy0i0
|
Gay Cliques Census - Where do you bros fall?
|
Cantoredrive
| 113 | 141 | 28 |
2012-08
| 1,344,528,184 |
gaybros
|
xy0bq
|
Bruce Willis would have needed a bigger bomb to stop asteroid, scientists say
|
fundopi
| 0 | 4 | 5 |
2012-08
| 1,344,527,076 |
science
|
xxz5l
|
TIL Armageddon had one or two scientific inaccuracies
|
KeithManiac
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,527,548 |
science
|
c5qk2xk
|
Anon gets a fair shake after being assaulted by 4 girls
|
[deleted]
| 471 | 727 | 256 |
2012-08
| 1,344,526,113 |
MensRights
|
xxy73
|
Wasn't the cake my friend was expecting
|
whampbeef
| 873 | 11,313 | 10,440 |
2012-08
| 1,344,525,654 |
WTF
|
xxxqp
|
Woman admits killing man with her high-heel shoe; would a man have received such a light sentence?
|
VanillaSoul
| 17 | 34 | 17 |
2012-08
| 1,344,524,712 |
MensRights
|
xxwtg
|
NPR fact-checks Christian revisionist "historian" David Barton on how the US Constitution is "verbatim" from the Bible (among other things), finds that he's full of shit
|
mepper
| 954 | 1,195 | 241 |
2012-08
| 1,344,524,641 |
skeptic
|
xxwr6
|
oh yea, NPR - that leftist commie organization that's government funded.
|
atheos
| 31 | 31 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,532,529 |
skeptic
|
c5qlhrf
|
You're doing it right: Atheist survivor of Aurora CO theater shooting thanks medical staff for helping her survive her injuries; "It wasn't a higher power that got me out of my seat -- it was the smell of the tear gas that landed at my feet"
|
mepper
| 1,023 | 3,868 | 2,845 |
2012-08
| 1,344,524,609 |
atheism
|
xxwpw
|
Why Does the Samsung Case Matter so Much to Apple?
|
RayLankford
| 47 | 95 | 48 |
2012-08
| 1,344,523,584 |
apple
|
xxvr1
|
Microsoft stole a lot of technology from Apple making them a distant number 2 for many years on the PC market, they aren't going to let that happen again.
|
panburgerpartner
| 37 | 37 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,528,611 |
apple
|
c5qkdfp
|
It's kind of funny because they are suing their number one parts supplier for the Iphone.
|
Phylundite
| -12 | -12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,530,407 |
apple
|
c5qkvuc
|
If only there were other parts supplier Apple could go to if Samsung didn't want the contract.
|
rootru
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,546,392 |
apple
|
c5qpm51
|
Papa John doesn't want you to have health care, lives in 40K square foot home, 22 car garage, underpays his employees
|
RayLankford
| 1,998 | 14,983 | 12,985 |
2012-08
| 1,344,523,328 |
politics
|
xxvhk
|
This delivery guy must make a killer wage, unlike those Papa John's guys!
|
ac3raven
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,539,902 |
pics
|
c5qnop1
|
Maybe those more familiar with UK law can chime in but wouldnt it just seem better if they had Twitter delete the message or ban the account?
|
testy_jolly_rauncher
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,527,022 |
technology
|
c5qjxvh
|
Sadly your analysis does not fit our black and white world.
|
lalop
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,534,199 |
technology
|
c5qlzd5
|
16% of China's Wealthy Have Already Left the Country and 44% Intend to Soon
|
a_gorillion_dollars
| 2,351 | 7,162 | 4,811 |
2012-08
| 1,344,520,398 |
worldnews
|
xxswe
|
Visiting South Korea and TV is just what I thought it was.
|
kabob23
| 1,819 | 12,409 | 10,590 |
2012-08
| 1,344,518,645 |
gaming
|
xxrjo
|
It's legalized bribery says David Sirota: "Our representatives don't represent us, they represent the people who pay them: the lobbyists."
|
h2ozo
| 2,026 | 3,909 | 1,883 |
2012-08
| 1,344,517,622 |
politics
|
xxqu3
|
Jenna Marbles vs 'Olympics killing femininity'
|
ramsay_baggins
| 1,259 | 1,650 | 391 |
2012-08
| 1,344,515,052 |
TwoXChromosomes
|
xxp8u
|
But that's socialism!
|
unceunceunce
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,536,533 |
politics
|
c5qmo9r
|
That's a false comparison, because rich people are not an oppressed minority.
|
outwrangle
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,523,875 |
Libertarian
|
c5qj4zq
|
Let's distribute ALL the money, no matter how little or how much you make.
|
trigger_hurt
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,527,697 |
Libertarian
|
c5qk4f9
|
So tolerant!
|
mailinator1138
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,531,623 |
Libertarian
|
c5ql8em
|
Goddammit.
|
I_Love_ParkwayDrive
| 37 | 54 | 17 |
2012-08
| 1,344,513,381 |
mw3
|
xxobe
|
oh wow.. this is the first time i've ever seen this happen.
|
loganz
| -5 | -5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,533,017 |
mw3
|
c5qlmrr
|
No more AFK plexing?
|
m000j000
| 168 | 208 | 40 |
2012-08
| 1,344,512,945 |
Eve
|
xxo3j
|
You'll be fine, they clarified saying some people are farming 23.5/7 and that is what constitutes abuse.
|
SantiagoRamon
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,523,010 |
Eve
|
c5qixn6
|
Someone should call the polICE and have that woman arrESTED.
|
ofd1197
| 37 | 37 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,527,411 |
WTF
|
c5qk1l9
|
Hands-On: Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition
|
[deleted]
| 399 | 602 | 203 |
2012-08
| 1,344,510,553 |
Games
|
xxmxn
|
Good thing most drugs are illegal.
|
MUSTARD_ENEMA
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,538,612 |
WTF
|
c5qnamw
|
First humans on Mars will be vegan!
|
__ryan
| 169 | 186 | 17 |
2012-08
| 1,344,502,616 |
vegan
|
xxjqc
|
But how will they get their protein?
|
purephase
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,530,303 |
vegan
|
c5qkut0
|
Should Ron Paul announce a VP pick?
|
Bcteagirl
| 12 | 15 | 3 |
2012-08
| 1,344,491,209 |
EnoughPaulSpam
|
xxcyz
|
But how would this play out if Romney selected Paul as his VP pick?
|
jcm267
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,548,208 |
EnoughPaulSpam
|
c5qq4g0
|
Failed tea party rally leaves attorney with $748,000 bill.
|
op1500
| 315 | 511 | 196 |
2012-08
| 1,344,490,304 |
politics
|
xxca0
|
He is being fiscally responsible..
|
lethal_weapon_five
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,530,259 |
politics
|
c5qkuc8
|
Abbott accused of ignoring energy regulator
|
Evadregand
| 27 | 36 | 9 |
2012-08
| 1,344,489,490 |
australia
|
xxbkr
|
Yep, because getting rid of the carbon tax will get rid of the need for more infrastructure.
|
arrjayjee
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,551,886 |
australia
|
c5qr3ks
|
Ha, doesn't she realize that an R rated movie means they can say fuck?
|
morrowgirl
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,517,879 |
childfree
|
c5qhwnj
|
Ouya campaign just ended with 8.5 million dollars pledged
|
ReAzem
| 395 | 534 | 139 |
2012-08
| 1,344,488,697 |
gaming
|
xxawf
|
My dream team
|
xth30nlyAketx
| 0 | 12 | 14 |
2012-08
| 1,344,486,907 |
pokemon
|
xx9bp
|
Just change mewtwo with salamence and you're good
|
yankeesfan74
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,487,212 |
pokemon
|
c5qdm5d
|
Cause he needs 4 dragons
|
skaudis
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,519,458 |
pokemon
|
c5qi6lx
|
Jeff Goldblum
|
L15t3r0f5m3g
| 1,008 | 10,805 | 9,797 |
2012-08
| 1,344,482,863 |
funny
|
xx5ic
|
Obviously the people on the right just worked harder.
|
bluthru
| 24 | 24 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,528,520 |
socialism
|
c5qkciq
|
no, the people on the left are just lazy.
|
sharked
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,541,234 |
socialism
|
c5qo2yw
|
How to Use Reddit - It's like being raped in front of a crowd of people, and then your rapists getting a standing ovation
|
PlayFair
| 1,176 | 9,468 | 8,292 |
2012-08
| 1,344,480,163 |
videos
|
xx2r0
|
So Real Madrid just beat AC Milan 5-1
|
masterzissou
| 59 | 94 | 35 |
2012-08
| 1,344,479,948 |
soccer
|
xx2jt
|
Again, just posting the highlights.
|
masterzissou
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,481,056 |
soccer
|
c5qc0s5
|
Pretty clearly it is going to link to something related to Real Madrid beating AC Milan 5-1
|
Simplefan
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,482,712 |
soccer
|
c5qcgd8
|
What he didn't tell you is that you could catch the bullets in your hand by the time they hit the rock.
|
TheNev
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,518,086 |
guns
|
c5qhxvu
|
EPSers and jcm267 will call this man an Uncle Tom.
|
green-light
| 7 | 19 | 12 |
2012-08
| 1,344,478,632 |
NolibsWatch
|
xx15y
|
Look at how racist Ron Paul is!
|
CowzGoesMoo
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,481,884 |
NolibsWatch
|
c5qc8j7
|
Palestine doesn't have a long Olympic history, but here's Woroud Sawalha, not their first woman and not their last.
|
RunnerTime
| 649 | 861 | 212 |
2012-08
| 1,344,478,422 |
olympics
|
xx0xz
|
Too bad she has to wear the hoodie.
|
TheLizardKing89
| -21 | -21 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,480,684 |
olympics
|
c5qbx9z
|
I never said it was her team forcing her.
|
TheLizardKing89
| -15 | -15 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,484,956 |
olympics
|
c5qd1fa
|
"has to" implies she's being forced
|
Crashmo
| 22 | 22 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,487,298 |
olympics
|
c5qdmx7
|
Her religion is forcing her.
|
TheLizardKing89
| -23 | -23 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,489,104 |
olympics
|
c5qe2ge
|
You mean the religion she is voluntarily a part of?
|
Crashmo
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,489,892 |
olympics
|
c5qe8x2
|
Yeah, because nothing bad will happen to her if she leaves.
|
TheLizardKing89
| -9 | -9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,490,248 |
olympics
|
c5qebv4
|
One last warning to the disbelievers - the Signs of Judgment Day
|
cldhrdfacts
| 4 | 10 | 6 |
2012-08
| 1,344,478,147 |
exmuslim
|
xx0n5
|
1911 Makeover - Before and After PICS.
|
climber514d
| 0 | 9 | 14 |
2012-08
| 1,344,477,246 |
guns
|
xwzou
|
Oh no, I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA thinks your gun doesn't look classy anymore.
|
[deleted]
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,479,200 |
guns
|
c5qbjer
|
CNN mistakenly refers to Hatebreed as a White Power band in recent article.
|
th3m1ke
| 281 | 350 | 69 |
2012-08
| 1,344,476,192 |
Metal
|
xwymp
|
Ian Stuart of Skrewdriver died in a car full of Trojan Records Ska/Reggae compilations
|
robbydb
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,516,425 |
Metal
|
c5qhogk
|
I must admit I'm a huge fan of all those white supremacist 2-Tone ska bands.
|
SteveMcFakename
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,555,130 |
Metal
|
c5qrxnb
|
To celebrate the olympics, we had a 100m dash at work today
|
lobstersareverything
| 2,267 | 20,524 | 18,257 |
2012-08
| 1,344,641,136 |
gaming
|
y0tw9
|
How did you go about getting them all on the one screen?
|
thlkmrtgionrfg
| 94 | 94 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,645,245 |
gaming
|
c5rbju1
|
we have about a $20k projector system that can handle a couple dozen computer inputs...
|
lobstersareverything
| 238 | 238 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,646,329 |
gaming
|
c5rbsc6
|
There is a good chance that it isn't tax money.
|
Fedcoshark
| 129 | 129 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,649,918 |
gaming
|
c5rcjfl
|
Call me irresponsible, but I'd rather my tax money go to cool shit like this rather than the military.
|
LeroyJenkems
| 84 | 84 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,650,184 |
gaming
|
c5rclhx
|
i dunno, military has some cool shit
|
yodawgiherd
| 159 | 159 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,650,276 |
gaming
|
c5rcm6v
|
Cool shit that doesn't get used to kill brown people.
|
Pillagerguy
| 128 | 128 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,650,365 |
gaming
|
c5rcmu1
|
53 yard field goal from Sergio Ramos of Real Madrid - In Eagles preseason.
|
pakimon
| 58 | 67 | 9 |
2012-08
| 1,344,638,357 |
nfl
|
y0rcd
|
Just 5.9 mil?
|
SnowdensOfYesteryear
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,674,588 |
nfl
|
c5rh1n6
|
How does he survive!
|
static_silence
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,683,862 |
nfl
|
c5rhtf4
|
As much as I love amazon, I decided to preorder from the GameStop half an hour away, because I'd rather have it before noon.
|
yeahdanny
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,668,462 |
halo
|
c5rga2v
|
Is the Statue of Liberty the Whore of Babylon mentioned in Revelation?
|
snookums
| 7 | 8 | 1 |
2012-08
| 1,344,637,504 |
conspiratard
|
y0qkt
|
Where are the seven heads?
|
WarlordFred
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,728,488 |
conspiratard
|
c5rq2sn
|
The other 6 were in the x men movie.
|
bobaf
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,892,464 |
conspiratard
|
c5smd6p
|
my fav couple in GoT
|
GynvaelRhena
| 272 | 361 | 89 |
2012-08
| 1,344,636,625 |
gameofthrones
|
y0prt
|
But Brienne wasn't in Season 1.
|
amds789
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,693,527 |
gameofthrones
|
c5ris9d
|
That's how close they were.
|
tehnightmare
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,705,834 |
gameofthrones
|
c5rl3fn
|
FUCK YEAH I GOT FIRST PLACE IN THE RANDOM CONTEST!
|
samtheonionman
| 84 | 94 | 10 |
2012-08
| 1,344,635,508 |
neopets
|
y0ono
|
Princess Fawzia bint Fuad of Egypt, Queen of Iran, 1939 to 1948
|
socks
| 523 | 601 | 78 |
2012-08
| 1,344,634,076 |
gentlemanboners
|
y0n81
|
Soul food isn't just fried chicken and watermelon.
|
M_Squared99
| 143 | 143 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,639,565 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5ra9yw
|
That's right guys, you forgot the grape drink!
|
[deleted]
| 252 | 252 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,640,674 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5raj7o
|
That's just ignorant.
|
M_Squared99
| 70 | 70 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,640,828 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5rakjh
|
Don't you know it's a woman's job to be penis-pleasing at all times?
|
FistofanAngryGoddess
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,641,202 |
ShitRedditSays
|
c5rannu
|
Romney Advisor Says Polls Don't Matter
|
Cathylouise
| 2 | 4 | 2 |
2012-08
| 1,344,626,419 |
politics
|
y0f8u
|
I'm sure if he were winning he'd be saying polls don't matter, too.
|
Cathylouise
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,626,618 |
politics
|
c5r6tkq
|
Did this guy really deserve to get screwed over?
|
peacecake
| 251 | 315 | 64 |
2012-08
| 1,344,625,216 |
breakingbad
|
y0dzb
|
Jesse is the worst character, he said hitler that one time, I love seeing people who don't take the holocaust seriously get taken down a notch or 2
|
CarlosIHernandez
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,639,561 |
breakingbad
|
c5ra9xl
|
My mom caught a picture of me in a very "first world problems" moment last night as I tried to fix my Macbook's screen.
|
NotAnAverageTaunTaun
| 1,099 | 14,009 | 12,910 |
2012-08
| 1,344,621,660 |
funny
|
y0a6z
|
Am I the only one who thinks she's pretty?
|
1024808
| -9 | -9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,632,005 |
funny
|
c5r8cvu
|
Yes you are.
|
decross20
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,632,943 |
funny
|
c5r8m36
|
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