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Instagram on Mars.
|
Chaos3ory
| 125 | 125 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,352,945 |
spaceporn
|
c5phne1
|
Those black orbs... THERE ARE GHOSTS ON MARS, PEOPLE!
|
DeSaad
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,358,904 |
spaceporn
|
c5pj7gg
|
America on Mars
|
RedStill
| 1,495 | 21,229 | 19,734 |
2012-08
| 1,344,350,388 |
funny
|
xtp2f
|
The defensiveness in these comments amuses me, it's just a joke.
|
Narfubel
| 112 | 112 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,358,753 |
funny
|
c5pj5vq
|
Anti American jokes are sure rare here on Reddit
|
RdMrcr
| 56 | 56 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,360,252 |
funny
|
c5pjl9g
|
Trust me, that's not the worst thing.
|
LikeAgaveF
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,383,586 |
gameofthrones
|
c5pq1os
|
Racket 5.3 is out with submodules, new optimization tools, and more
|
racketlang
| 94 | 137 | 43 |
2012-08
| 1,344,349,881 |
programming
|
xtomt
|
Guile Scheme is better.
|
[deleted]
| -26 | -26 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,350,419 |
programming
|
c5ph209
|
If you're going to make this kind of assertion and you're goal isn't trolling at least give a single reason.
|
aceofears
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,355,940 |
programming
|
c5piewb
|
Richard Dawkins on suspicions that President Obama is a closeted atheist
|
mepper
| 1,442 | 5,517 | 4,075 |
2012-08
| 1,344,349,823 |
atheism
|
xtol1
|
Nope Obama is definitely a closeted Moslem trying to take our guns and freedom
|
ElCidVargas
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,372,394 |
atheism
|
c5pn43g
|
What the Olympics are all about
|
Gedunk
| 2,313 | 24,562 | 22,249 |
2012-08
| 1,344,349,797 |
pics
|
xtojz
|
I didn't see any money, brand policing, or delayed broadcasts and net censorship in there.
|
Sandgolem
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,360,445 |
pics
|
c5pjnas
|
TIL Pale, white skin in Europe evolved only 6000-10,000 years ago, likely to absorb more Vitamin D.
|
[deleted]
| 1,053 | 2,203 | 1,150 |
2012-08
| 1,344,348,570 |
todayilearned
|
xtngb
|
And so the peaceful smart people could recognize each other
|
[deleted]
| -26 | -26 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,356,167 |
todayilearned
|
c5pih09
|
You are right, european history is known for its long peaceful periods of unmoving borders and total lack of tyrannical dictatorships.
|
Null_Reference_
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,364,851 |
todayilearned
|
c5pkwry
|
But that's not possible - the world is only 6,000 years old!
|
darkhorse65
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,357,071 |
todayilearned
|
c5pipmx
|
Because numbers have magical powers.
|
chewthebabyfat
| 43 | 43 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,343,517 |
atheism
|
c5pfsx2
|
In world's 1st commercial deep-sea mining project, Canadian firm will mine for gold & copper in Papua New Guinea's seabed, despite vehement objections over threat to marine life - Nautilus Minerals has been granted a 20-yr license
|
anutensil
| 2,238 | 6,795 | 4,557 |
2012-08
| 1,344,335,800 |
worldnews
|
xtfri
|
There's no way this could go wrong.
|
smeaglelovesmaster
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,351,018 |
worldnews
|
c5ph6wc
|
This is a royal pain in the ass
|
fullycrook
| 204 | 253 | 49 |
2012-08
| 1,344,335,049 |
AdviceAnimals
|
xtfg3
|
This incident is too specific to you personally and others will have a hard time relating, don't expect many upvotes.
|
Lysergic-25
| -5 | -5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,335,295 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5pewcc
|
God's will
|
[deleted]
| 1,351 | 4,025 | 2,674 |
2012-08
| 1,344,334,970 |
atheism
|
xtfev
|
No no, that's wrong because that doesn't work in my favor.
|
curelight
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,388,155 |
atheism
|
c5pr5u3
|
Official: Arsenal sign Cazorla
|
Golotap
| 616 | 777 | 161 |
2012-08
| 1,344,330,798 |
soccer
|
xtdmm
|
Someone help me up; I've been blown down in shock - so out of the blue!
|
Disinformasiya
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,341,723 |
soccer
|
c5pfk3z
|
But what about the commies?
|
tau-lepton
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,330,617 |
politics
|
c5pegld
|
the funniest ninja loot till this day
|
donteventr1p
| 40 | 61 | 21 |
2012-08
| 1,344,328,266 |
wow
|
xtcfi
|
You should feel ashamed of yourself
|
froderick
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,351,884 |
wow
|
c5phe3t
|
JEEESUS blizz, glad I'm playing beta can't wait to play full release
|
suejak
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,336,821 |
starcraft
|
c5pf1cr
|
The politics of size
|
avoiceformen
| 33 | 47 | 14 |
2012-08
| 1,344,324,169 |
MensRights
|
xtaaz
|
sheep drop leather maybe?
|
teeno731
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,322,675 |
Minecraft
|
c5pdgue
|
It's nice to see some logic on my Facebook feed
|
rdalea
| 1,873 | 6,485 | 4,612 |
2012-08
| 1,344,317,407 |
pics
|
xt5o0
|
Sounds like utopia.
|
daveguy
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,332,152 |
singularity
|
c5pelxx
|
EMSK: What to do in an active shooter situation
|
BookwormSkates
| 102 | 118 | 16 |
2012-08
| 1,344,316,342 |
everymanshouldknow
|
xt4t5
|
Everyone at NASA
|
[deleted]
| 1,127 | 5,876 | 4,749 |
2012-08
| 1,344,314,887 |
funny
|
xt3mo
|
because science bitch
|
Melvar_10
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,335,882 |
funny
|
c5pey7v
|
MAGNETS!
|
ForeverARedditer
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,340,210 |
funny
|
c5pfdkl
|
Thats magic, not science
|
LpShyGuy
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,340,391 |
funny
|
c5pfed5
|
China Cabinet Rage
|
StraightEdgeSavior
| 1,302 | 2,984 | 1,682 |
2012-08
| 1,344,314,731 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
xt3hu
|
Stuff They Don't Want You To Know - Youtube channel full of videos
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 7 | 8 |
2012-08
| 1,344,313,086 |
Documentaries
|
xt1yz
|
Yeah, the government totally doesn't want us to know about Bigfoot.
|
DreamCatcher24
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,318,782 |
Documentaries
|
c5pcrhc
|
ITAP of Fireworks and refocused quickly during an explosion
|
sweatysocks
| 2,238 | 3,060 | 822 |
2012-08
| 1,344,311,940 |
itookapicture
|
xt0wv
|
The Smoking Gun identifies the anti-gay Cheerios-burning man who set fire to General Mills' front lawn; he has a Youtube channel (under the name "Live4Chr1st") that attacks liberals and gays, and he has previously taught the Bible on radio
|
mepper
| 79 | 93 | 14 |
2012-08
| 1,344,309,355 |
ainbow
|
xsyfa
|
"WHEN WILL THIS ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOTRY END????"
|
ebcube
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,330,425 |
ainbow
|
c5pefwr
|
Yep, that's why only low-carbers lose initial water weight from glycogen storage depletion.
|
bob_mcbob
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,360,831 |
loseit
|
c5pjran
|
Black Market Drug Site 'Silk Road' Booming: $22 Million In Annual Sales - Forbes
|
jayrod422
| 54 | 71 | 17 |
2012-08
| 1,344,304,985 |
Bitcoin
|
xstu4
|
Oh no this is gawker all over again.
|
Patrick5555
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,313,225 |
Bitcoin
|
c5pbje5
|
well as long as they dont think its a good thing its fine
|
kobun253
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,315,545 |
news
|
c5pc327
|
Woke up this morning to find that vandals spray painted my car; looking at a $1000 body shop bill, was relieved to find that a $5 can of WD-40 worked just as well.
|
ca7593
| 1,975 | 6,069 | 4,094 |
2012-08
| 1,344,301,498 |
pics
|
xsq8w
|
The rich keep getting richer!
|
nomalas
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,347,896 |
pics
|
c5pgjew
|
...You know, in case he made a mistake.
|
RadioPixie
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,345,423 |
atheism
|
c5pg39z
|
Nice to see religion bringing families together.
|
REparsed
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,343,721 |
atheism
|
c5pftwz
|
I just realized the US always steals the spotlight from the UK
|
OutoflurkintoLight
| 1,353 | 5,406 | 4,053 |
2012-08
| 1,344,301,045 |
funny
|
xspry
|
Zelda.
|
WildeNietzsche
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,304,417 |
movies
|
c5p9a9o
|
With Alex Pettyfer as Link!
|
Smokinacesfan55
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,308,941 |
movies
|
c5pagkc
|
Suggestion Why don't we use bottles of enchanting as a currency?
|
Pursys
| 0 | 1 | 8 |
2012-08
| 1,344,299,915 |
Civcraft
|
xsons
|
The market hasn't chosen this, the shop chest mod, with its limited allowed currencies, has chosen it for them.
|
ksrm
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,303,532 |
Civcraft
|
c5p91sj
|
That's why so many chests are denominated in cobble, gold, gold nuggets, redstone, smoothstone, and charcoal.
|
Matticus_Rex
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,309,835 |
Civcraft
|
c5paovx
|
FLASHBACK: Felons Voting Illegally May Have Put Al Franken Over the Top in Minnesota, Study Finds
|
robert32907
| 36 | 62 | 26 |
2012-08
| 1,344,299,654 |
Conservative
|
xsoeu
|
But... but... illegal voting never happens!
|
TheSecretExit
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,345,300 |
Conservative
|
c5pg2jh
|
I wasn't aware that there are actually times like that in WoW.
|
mrthbrd
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,336,085 |
AskReddit
|
c5peyv6
|
DaniVendetta: Lone Ranger
|
[deleted]
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,357,354 |
AskReddit
|
c5pisdy
|
Yeah, leveling was soooooo fun
|
DaniVendetta
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,372,362 |
AskReddit
|
c5pn3qy
|
I don't even like shooters and I'm sick of this bullshit double standard.
|
LordDorfmann
| 57 | 173 | 116 |
2012-08
| 1,344,298,116 |
gaming
|
xsmt2
|
for all the talk about shooters not evolving mario hasn't really changed all that much over a much broader time span
|
iguy93
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,299,061 |
gaming
|
c5p7wbx
|
Canada's beaver gets the boot in new ad by Quebec Solidaire party
|
knownothingsk
| 28 | 37 | 9 |
2012-08
| 1,344,297,750 |
CanadaPolitics
|
xsmes
|
"Campaigns must work very hard to pretend that presidential policy choices matter a great deal relative to the actions of the Federal Reserve"
|
looseleafer
| 117 | 164 | 47 |
2012-08
| 1,344,465,503 |
Economics
|
xwnss
|
Yes, it's a real stretch to imagine the fiscal stance of the federal government matters.
|
geerussell
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,479,480 |
Economics
|
c5qbm1x
|
Richardson scheduled for minor surgery
|
thecoffman
| 4 | 5 | 1 |
2012-08
| 1,344,463,963 |
Browns
|
xwm8o
|
Sorry about the horrible quality, but here's my That '70s Show poster ^_^
|
Grant638
| 41 | 48 | 7 |
2012-08
| 1,344,460,760 |
That70sshow
|
xwiq5
|
Such a shame Randy isn't on that :(
|
CYBERPENISATTACK
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,467,510 |
That70sshow
|
c5q8j8v
|
Detroit skyline viewed from an abandoned building.
|
Bloody_Conspiracies
| 695 | 923 | 228 |
2012-08
| 1,344,460,064 |
pics
|
xwhxd
|
Too much HDR.
|
GuitarFreak027
| 48 | 48 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,462,969 |
pics
|
c5q7aqr
|
Naw, I prefer my empty window panes to have a creepy radioactive glow.
|
science_diction
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,527,418 |
pics
|
c5qk1ns
|
Santos v Song penalty shoot-out in Germany.
|
SplashMasterFlash
| 40 | 41 | 1 |
2012-08
| 1,344,458,862 |
Gunners
|
xwggw
|
Sheriff's Department, "FREE SPEECH UNIT" - Got Something To Say Now Slave?
|
OWNtheNWO
| 405 | 589 | 184 |
2012-08
| 1,344,458,439 |
conspiracy
|
xwfy5
|
That doesn't look photoshopped at all.
|
jCook1025
| 10 | 10 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,477,397 |
conspiracy
|
c5qb2fn
|
Inappropriate teacher -
|
cacadie
| 941 | 1,603 | 662 |
2012-08
| 1,344,457,698 |
videos
|
xwf3w
|
Yeah, cause people are insulting you by literally calling you a baked wheat snack when they say "cracker", it has nothing to do with race or ethnicity.
|
MonkeeSage
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,563,080 |
videos
|
c5qtw60
|
is it me or did it look like this was edited to make the teacher look like a wack job?
|
antiestablishment
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,473,710 |
videos
|
c5qa44h
|
you forget: People associate image macros with white text as memes
|
RelevantToMyInterest
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,465,095 |
WTF
|
c5q7vyv
|
Happens everytime I make breakfast
|
AHotCamelsSister
| 1,268 | 7,898 | 6,630 |
2012-08
| 1,344,456,115 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
xwdac
|
Sorry but there is a special place in hell for people who put bacon in the microwave.
|
sigmapi87
| 96 | 96 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,458,750 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c5q62ns
|
That's why you just type "dg."
|
[deleted]
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,465,843 |
discgolf
|
c5q830o
|
Yo the 90s called man, they're looking for their cellphone.
|
sorepheet
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,479,174 |
discgolf
|
c5qbj6l
|
Godparents
|
SecChf_RocIngersol
| 949 | 5,131 | 4,182 |
2012-08
| 1,344,447,046 |
atheism
|
xw2n4
|
LMAO
|
tries_and_fails
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,459,083 |
atheism
|
c5q66bq
|
Because they can ignore athiests, know that athiests will never vote for the other side of the aisle, and they are right.
|
Hatte
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,450,522 |
politics
|
c5q3n25
|
I guess you got us atheists all figured out.
|
strangevictory
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,488,181 |
politics
|
c5qdups
|
The Coolpix S800 will be the first Android based camera from Nikon
|
ltcdata
| 228 | 316 | 88 |
2012-08
| 1,344,445,836 |
Android
|
xw17e
|
Jellybean or GTFO!
|
sfasu77
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,459,733 |
Android
|
c5q6d6h
|
Matt Being Cool, Carrying the Olympic Torch
|
InYourMum
| 1,229 | 2,043 | 814 |
2012-08
| 1,344,445,155 |
doctorwho
|
xw0ge
|
Still not Tennant....just not the same :'[
|
OurManlyPeace
| 19 | 19 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,454,986 |
doctorwho
|
c5q4xv3
|
too bad, reddit had so much love for religion
|
silasioalejandro
| 98 | 98 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,443,761 |
todayilearned
|
c5q1oht
|
A religion has never raped a child.
|
jay051684
| 27 | 27 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,447,016 |
todayilearned
|
c5q2mn1
|
Every time I run into someone from high school.
|
bmacmachine
| 1,570 | 12,892 | 11,322 |
2012-08
| 1,344,441,999 |
AdviceAnimals
|
xvx53
|
if you can't do, teach
|
tinyassassin
| 72 | 72 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,446,687 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5q2j5u
|
Which is another way of asking, "how can we attract consistently high-quality individuals to this field?"
|
[deleted]
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,456,744 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5q5gn9
|
By paying the poor ones the same as the rest.
|
Banshee90
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,489,367 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5qe4lm
|
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