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Words to live by.
|
clothy
| 1,439 | 4,809 | 3,370 |
2012-08
| 1,344,169,557 |
AdviceAnimals
|
xpnk3
|
You had ONE JOB!
|
workitselfoutfine
| 2,079 | 8,521 | 6,442 |
2012-08
| 1,344,167,559 |
videos
|
xpmuw
|
this is god's way of foreshadowing the fall of America.
|
[deleted]
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,181,821 |
videos
|
c5oiz4z
|
this is assuming America rose at all.
|
p3ngwin
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,182,973 |
videos
|
c5oj7ai
|
Proof that God hates America
|
J474
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,183,926 |
videos
|
c5oje7v
|
Why do you guys hate graphic tee's so much?
|
ENTerTheDrag
| 322 | 518 | 196 |
2012-08
| 1,344,165,159 |
malefashionadvice
|
xpm4a
|
I wouldn't say it (because I'm a polite adult), but I definitely think it.
|
jdbee
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,176,738 |
malefashionadvice
|
c5oi3r6
|
And pretty much everyone everywhere says boat shoes look incredibly pathetic, yet those are all right?
|
n3kr0n
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,181,167 |
malefashionadvice
|
c5oium9
|
Come on, that's just because society doesn't *get* fashion.
|
seany
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,184,030 |
malefashionadvice
|
c5ojeyj
|
Being from England, Makes me wonder why ?
|
jeldiablo
| 1,338 | 8,668 | 7,330 |
2012-08
| 1,344,161,707 |
atheism
|
xpkxy
|
Its what Jesus would do.
|
LaserGuidedPolarBear
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,180,956 |
atheism
|
c5oit8k
|
And I'm the selfish one for not having kids!
|
KellyAnn3106
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,178,603 |
childfree
|
c5oiecc
|
If every past President were to run in the 2012 election who would you vote for?
|
[deleted]
| 77 | 92 | 15 |
2012-08
| 1,344,147,825 |
Presidents
|
xpf0z
|
Robert Fisk: Syria's ancient treasures pulverised
|
Aswas
| 192 | 293 | 101 |
2012-08
| 1,344,141,788 |
worldnews
|
xpb1x
|
Romney claimed to be a poor missionary in Paris, but actually lived in a palace with a chef + houseboy
|
plentyof
| 2,382 | 9,720 | 7,338 |
2012-08
| 1,344,138,871 |
politics
|
xp8rw
|
Jets receiver Santonio Holmes has X-Rays, does not have broken rib.
|
Kevinhood11
| 9 | 12 | 3 |
2012-08
| 1,344,136,300 |
nyjets
|
xp6qv
|
Oh thank god, it would have been difficult for him to talk.
|
G1az3d
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,138,820 |
nyjets
|
c5od0lf
|
Did the poster supply verifications, I am not thumbing through all his comments to check.
|
[deleted]
| 52 | 52 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,154,571 |
bestof
|
c5oftw6
|
no, this is a bullshit story.
|
splashback
| 28 | 28 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,157,143 |
bestof
|
c5og49k
|
Yeah, that's about as implausible as them forgetting to check if their probes software was running on Metric instead of Imperial.
|
deepblueeverything
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,242,888 |
bestof
|
c5ow545
|
Oakland rebels throw f*ck the police street party, defy permits, tear down fence around a formerly occupied space, and smash windows at the Obama Oakland HQ.
|
[deleted]
| 65 | 107 | 42 |
2012-08
| 1,344,134,084 |
occupywallstreet
|
xp4x9
|
They actually managed to misspell the name of their own company.
|
Zelpa
| 8 | 17 | 9 |
2012-08
| 1,344,132,478 |
Minecraft
|
xp3nf
|
OH NO
|
5c0779373
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,132,847 |
Minecraft
|
c5obonl
|
Say what you want about Gurhkas and their flashy labels, but this Gurhka Triple Ligero held its own.
|
Bujie_Smalls
| 0 | 5 | 7 |
2012-08
| 1,344,131,339 |
cigars
|
xp2qx
|
$465 for Amnesty: Obama to Make Illegals Legal Before Election Day
|
Dayanx
| 18 | 31 | 13 |
2012-08
| 1,344,129,281 |
Libertarian
|
xp15k
|
Moving is not a crime.
|
thinkchip
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,152,241 |
Libertarian
|
c5ofj1x
|
Can we work on priorities for a minute?
|
waterslidelobbyist
| 1,308 | 5,709 | 4,401 |
2012-08
| 1,344,296,977 |
atheism
|
xslm1
|
ya but don't you feel safe?
|
rsxstock
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,310,460 |
atheism
|
c5paunv
|
Just a reminder: TSA costs more than NASA and has yet to successfully find a single terrorist.
|
abdominal_Snowman
| 1,000 | 1,388 | 388 |
2012-08
| 1,344,296,810 |
politics
|
xslfj
|
Mosque in US burned to the ground.
|
newsens
| 166 | 204 | 38 |
2012-08
| 1,344,295,898 |
worldpolitics
|
xski4
|
The War on Christianity wages on.
|
VolatileChemical
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,334,418 |
worldpolitics
|
c5pethw
|
You heard him, knock it off
|
SpaceNavy
| 43 | 71 | 28 |
2012-08
| 1,344,294,027 |
Planetside
|
xsih8
|
Italian newspaper: Merkel is running the "Fourth Reich"
|
ironheel
| 1 | 14 | 13 |
2012-08
| 1,344,292,746 |
europe
|
xsh4k
|
Germans do things [$country] doesn't like: Obviously, they are Nazis... Come on, it is getting old.
|
DocTomoe
| 13 | 13 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,324,371 |
europe
|
c5pdq4d
|
Of course they are not lazy, they are just drunk authoritarian pigs.
|
krattr
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,346,639 |
europe
|
c5pgb1o
|
Wisconsin's uniforms for 9/29 game against Nebraska
|
giantsquidofanger
| 99 | 135 | 36 |
2012-08
| 1,344,289,943 |
CFB
|
xse82
|
USA women's soccer beats Canada in semi-final 4-3 on Alex Morgan's header in 122nd minute, will face Japan for gold
|
ny773
| 15 | 27 | 12 |
2012-08
| 1,344,288,099 |
olympics
|
xsc6v
|
It took two teams to beat Canada this game: The refs and the Americans...
|
GBERGEN
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,288,302 |
olympics
|
c5p54jk
|
Old article from 2008 when Teamliquid Staff playtests the SC2 Alpha, how things have changed since
|
Tomorrow_Big
| 93 | 126 | 33 |
2012-08
| 1,344,287,155 |
starcraft
|
xsb5d
|
dat 8 patch gold mineral
|
scrubbingbbl
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,290,285 |
starcraft
|
c5p5nz7
|
and using "that" would make so much difference to his comment
|
Reddevils96
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,330,654 |
starcraft
|
c5pegqc
|
By 2016, Illinois will spend more on pensions than education
|
Erktus
| 42 | 48 | 6 |
2012-08
| 1,344,283,697 |
Libertarian
|
xs769
|
CU Boulder encourages students to register to vote when they register for classes.
|
flaskandbeaker
| 60 | 76 | 16 |
2012-08
| 1,344,283,533 |
Colorado
|
xs701
|
Joplin mosque burned down
|
furious_wombat
| 1,570 | 2,491 | 921 |
2012-08
| 1,344,280,185 |
politics
|
xs356
|
Motivating
|
andyspbook
| 366 | 529 | 163 |
2012-08
| 1,344,279,363 |
olympics
|
xs25b
|
Never seen this before.
|
Shooter__McGavin
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,306,765 |
olympics
|
c5p9wiv
|
Legalization Proponents in Washington Unveil First TV Ad
|
dan_kase
| 1,838 | 3,345 | 1,507 |
2012-08
| 1,344,279,054 |
videos
|
xs1st
|
Maybe she has bad short term memory and had trouble remembering her lines?
|
Bisco42
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,292,981 |
videos
|
c5p6cvq
|
Get Tested Or Get Out: Louisiana public school forces pregnancy tests on girls, kicks out students who refuse or are pregnant
|
mepper
| 2,321 | 7,043 | 4,722 |
2012-08
| 1,344,278,914 |
politics
|
xs1mi
|
File under "How the right wing wants to keep government smaller and out of your business."
|
gonzone
| 403 | 403 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,280,281 |
politics
|
c5p2vp9
|
Why would anyone ever want any state to be sovereign?
|
redog
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,321,629 |
politics
|
c5pdaqg
|
Divinus-A project I've been working on for months(with a download)
|
Circleight
| 341 | 407 | 66 |
2012-08
| 1,344,277,715 |
Minecraft
|
xs0ao
|
2/10 would not admire
|
X-Heiko
| -3 | -3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,289,820 |
Minecraft
|
c5p5jfz
|
Cook County, IL Jail Guard Attack On Inmate Caught On Surveillance Video
|
ThatBoyNeedsTheraPee
| 28 | 34 | 6 |
2012-08
| 1,344,276,350 |
Bad_Cop_No_Donut
|
xrytt
|
What really stinks about these guards getting caught is that they have been warned over and over again about abusing prisoners in view of the cameras.
|
kbud
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,294,549 |
Bad_Cop_No_Donut
|
c5p6r95
|
Great post, classic example of original content.
|
jonathandotdennis
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,286,593 |
WTF
|
c5p4nmf
|
Because men *never* hurt people and feminists have corroded ladybrains into turning against men by constantly lying about the rapes.
|
maudefindlay
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,278,664 |
SRSWomen
|
c5p2fye
|
So much for retiring, it appears Fedor will compete in a government organized MMA tournament this month
|
grappler0000
| 0 | 4 | 4 |
2012-08
| 1,344,273,340 |
MMA
|
xrvis
|
I wonder who will win?
|
Wormwood03
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,281,007 |
MMA
|
c5p333u
|
Now can everyone stop saying that mass violence is just a male inclination?
|
crazy89
| 49 | 70 | 21 |
2012-08
| 1,344,270,071 |
MensRights
|
xrrzh
|
She is asserting her individuality and her right to shoot at innocent people, and it is a sign that she is an independent and strong woman
|
Kantor48
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,291,294 |
MensRights
|
c5p5x6v
|
Drilling discovers ancient Antarctic rainforest
|
I_slap_racist_faces
| 246 | 329 | 83 |
2012-08
| 1,344,269,719 |
worldnews
|
xrrmh
|
The largest ever study in to drug harms, (published today in the BMJ) places alcohol in the top four, after heroin, crack and crystal meth.
|
neurobonkers
| 962 | 1,248 | 286 |
2012-08
| 1,344,269,340 |
Drugs
|
xrr9e
|
For some reason I find it hard to believe that Ecstasy is more "socially harmful" than Cannabis.
|
hotnsoupy
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,309,630 |
Drugs
|
c5pan0u
|
depends on who you find more annoying: tweakers at raves or hippies at weekend music festivals.
|
rageagainsthevagene
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,313,845 |
Drugs
|
c5pborn
|
Girl wants some of the BOLT
|
AmericanLoLer
| 1,514 | 8,600 | 7,086 |
2012-08
| 1,344,267,795 |
videos
|
xrpom
|
And be honest.
|
mickeyquicknumbers
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,279,208 |
videos
|
c5p2la1
|
His shoe was just untied and it was reallllly, realllly annoying.
|
i_joined_4_this
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,279,730 |
videos
|
c5p2qfs
|
BRING THIS TO THE POLICE THIS IS NOT LEGAL THIS IS UTTERING THREATS THEY CAN AND WILL BE ARRESTED FOR THIS YOU HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THEIR FACES
|
Lochen
| 79 | 79 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,276,636 |
atheism
|
c5p1vys
|
Horrors of war: Mass grave discovered in Damascus
|
SND3
| 40 | 74 | 34 |
2012-08
| 1,344,266,340 |
worldnews
|
xrobf
|
The Romneys, after demolishing & rebuilding beachfront house, got property tax cut based on claims the home had lost about 45% of its value in the first seven months they owned it
|
I_slap_racist_faces
| 1,172 | 2,053 | 881 |
2012-08
| 1,344,266,156 |
politics
|
xro4x
|
Joplin Mosque Burns to Ground - FBI Investigating
|
bloggersvilleusa
| 288 | 374 | 86 |
2012-08
| 1,344,265,161 |
news
|
xrn92
|
Silly rabbit, when a white man shoots something up, it's because he's crazy, not because ideology.
|
incognitaX
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,290,654 |
news
|
c5p5rch
|
Maybe NASA should broadcast the Olympics.
|
SharkAttack123
| 4,151 | 43,620 | 39,469 |
2012-08
| 1,344,264,642 |
funny
|
xrms4
|
Is it just me or could all these not showing the olympics live problems could just be solved by having the olympics only be played in the Americas...
|
apaq11
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,271,530 |
funny
|
c5p0im4
|
Millionaire buys every foreclosed home in Michigan county for $4.8 million | Fox News
|
justanumber2u
| 5 | 10 | 5 |
2012-08
| 1,344,264,167 |
politics
|
xrmc9
|
Demonoid Busted As A Gift To The United States Government
|
Deathmax
| 2,678 | 9,438 | 6,760 |
2012-08
| 1,344,263,193 |
technology
|
xrlj7
|
Has been a fucking tough year... btjunkie, megaupload, tpb being under attack constantly and now demonoid... goddammit.
|
Dangger
| 643 | 643 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,267,205 |
technology
|
c5ozfyx
|
TO USENET!
|
theviewaskew
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,278,203 |
technology
|
c5p2bdq
|
like such a place exists
|
speilberg0
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,282,788 |
technology
|
c5p3l26
|
Value for money: Curiosity Rover @ 2.6 billion total v. TSA 8.2 billion for 2011
|
corcyra
| 1,221 | 1,768 | 547 |
2012-08
| 1,344,251,624 |
politics
|
xread
|
It's clearly Ebonics and Text-messages leading to the downfall of English.
|
letheia
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,267,903 |
badlinguistics
|
c5ozm77
|
I thought this belonged here.
|
Brey1013
| 1,326 | 4,081 | 2,755 |
2012-08
| 1,344,247,758 |
trees
|
xrcni
|
Yes, because smoking weed was the reason behind their success and not the years of hard work and solid training
|
daftmau5
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,330,472 |
trees
|
c5peg2s
|
Those were different times back then; Lennon would have looked out of place if he *wasn't* giving his wife a few physical behavior modifications now and then.
|
Italian_Barrel_Roll
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,260,819 |
AskReddit
|
c5oy41h
|
Had to take a Negativity break... not sure anyone really wants me here
|
[deleted]
| 253 | 360 | 107 |
2012-08
| 1,344,241,222 |
RealGirls
|
xr9ny
|
Wow, you must feel so unwanted.
|
lepuma
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,257,469 |
RealGirls
|
c5oxlgo
|
But they were just doing their job!
|
Demynhunter
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,274,529 |
Bad_Cop_No_Donut
|
c5p1b2h
|
Looks like the Curiosity finally did kill the Cat
|
iam0594
| 0 | 2 | 7 |
2012-08
| 1,344,236,361 |
funny
|
xr6tk
|
Great counter argument!
|
Drainedsoul
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,238,319 |
funny
|
c5ovket
|
Changed my brake fluid and now it does this.
|
cive666
| 43 | 54 | 11 |
2012-08
| 1,344,234,860 |
motorcycles
|
xr5o7
|
I take it that green fluid is to go with the new EBC Green stuff pads?
|
coyotejbob
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,288,037 |
motorcycles
|
c5p51yt
|
How I feel after the Mars Curiosity landing: More Science, Less War.
|
MPLSchiquita
| 1,988 | 12,941 | 10,953 |
2012-08
| 1,344,233,876 |
atheism
|
xr4sc
|
C'mon killing people's fun!
|
Deadlyd0g
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,255,569 |
atheism
|
c5oxctw
|
Yes because increasing taxes will make people want to hire more people and invest more.
|
Lost4468
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,271,379 |
videos
|
c5p0h8j
|
It's funny where people come up with that notion...As there's so many government programs that run at a profit
|
Mrfunfun
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,271,765 |
videos
|
c5p0ksp
|
Science FTW
|
rocinantevi
| 927 | 2,079 | 1,152 |
2012-08
| 1,344,232,412 |
atheism
|
xr36c
|
Nothing to do with atheism
|
cumfarts
| 21 | 21 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,242,875 |
atheism
|
c5ow52l
|
Your logical reasoning is not wanted here.
|
Zosoer
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,268,876 |
atheism
|
c5ozurf
|
The first image from the Curiosity Rover
|
walesmd
| 1,961 | 18,506 | 16,545 |
2012-08
| 1,344,231,366 |
pics
|
xr1n9
|
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