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How about the 2011 Phillies whose top 3 starters combined to win 50 games, with Halladay, Hamels, and Lee all having ERAs under 3, on route to a 102 win season?
|
mrthirsty
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,087,956 |
baseball
|
c5o2m4o
|
Hey we are not allowed to talk about money issues.
|
Dominiking
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,110,250 |
baseball
|
c5o6x8o
|
I'll kill your dog.
|
sdude9
| 1,396 | 2,271 | 875 |
2012-08
| 1,344,054,699 |
videos
|
xnp5t
|
Typical that the only black guy in the video would be the one threatening you.
|
Philapathy
| 53 | 53 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,060,531 |
videos
|
c5nzpt1
|
Only thing I wanted was more Davos Seaworth, at some point I realized he is Ned Stark.
|
reble02
| 26 | 26 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,063,686 |
asoiaf
|
c5o08qt
|
NED WARGED INTO DAVOS BEFORE HE DIED IT FITS PERFECTLY
|
byronh1016
| 54 | 54 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,064,854 |
asoiaf
|
c5o0ex6
|
"This is an indisputable environmental win as fewer cows create less methane," I did not know we could use cows to create methane.
|
torvalder
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,077,559 |
todayilearned
|
c5o1ofc
|
Because I can't post articles on yahoo and google, and only my friends see my post on Facebook?
|
BackOnTheBacon
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,053,420 |
politics
|
c5ny9qx
|
Yeah guy, go use somewhere you can't speak as a way to speak out to people.
|
grawz
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,053,916 |
politics
|
c5nydql
|
Well if they don't like gay people I guess they have decent reasoning...everyone knows you can catch "the gay" by even being near foods that sound like them.
|
WatcherOfTheWatchmen
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,051,616 |
AskReddit
|
c5nxuys
|
Now you know how Europe feels.
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,092,811 |
canada
|
c5o3b0a
|
But Europe produces shows worth watching and doesn't rely soley on American drivel.
|
jaynone
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,100,557 |
canada
|
c5o4sjz
|
Where do you think Xfactor, and America's got Talent came from?
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,102,616 |
canada
|
c5o58qv
|
Talented Hollywood producers?
|
jaynone
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,102,887 |
canada
|
c5o5av6
|
They spent 45 cents to tell my sister she owes 10 cents
|
UrShiningDesire
| 1,194 | 2,624 | 1,430 |
2012-08
| 1,344,048,003 |
WTF
|
xnjmx
|
Hooray, more pixelart!
|
TheGoryElk
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,054,793 |
Minecraft
|
c5nykvo
|
Acid attacks against women on the rise in Colombia
|
pool92
| 103 | 170 | 67 |
2012-08
| 1,344,045,039 |
worldnews
|
xnh5n
|
Fuck their culture/religion herp derp.
|
thastig
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,066,781 |
worldnews
|
c5o0o69
|
First World Teenage Problems
|
roboticon44
| 210 | 295 | 85 |
2012-08
| 1,344,044,814 |
teenagers
|
xngyl
|
Favorite Music Related Trivia I'll start, Gnarls Barkley and Cee Lo Green are the same person
|
OMGiarobot
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,042,099 |
AskReddit
|
xnenr
|
Can't hug eeevery cat...But I can try!
|
FoxifiedNutjob
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,055,820 |
aww
|
c5nyt0g
|
Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Jacksonville Jaguars
|
diggro
| 18 | 38 | 20 |
2012-08
| 1,344,039,981 |
nfl
|
xncu6
|
Reddit this weekend
|
finmoore3
| 1,125 | 9,267 | 8,142 |
2012-08
| 1,344,210,145 |
AdviceAnimals
|
xqirg
|
That's what happens when someone else breaks the "things that shouldn't be said" barrier.
|
NomadofExile
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,214,307 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5oq859
|
Like a fat chick getting wet....amirite?
|
NomadofExile
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,231,590 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5ou9v2
|
Poster for The Iceman staring Michael Shannon
|
toThe9thPower
| 157 | 208 | 51 |
2012-08
| 1,344,207,612 |
movies
|
xqgjw
|
Halo 4 Picture Leaked?
|
CyReN_
| 59 | 80 | 21 |
2012-08
| 1,344,206,705 |
halo
|
xqfrm
|
How else do you brag to your future girlfriend?
|
slipstream37
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,275,330 |
halo
|
c5p1j61
|
US drops probe into silver price manipulation
|
Avataren
| 19 | 24 | 5 |
2012-08
| 1,344,206,021 |
Silverbugs
|
xqf5w
|
It takes a while to interview dozens of people and read a 100,000 documents.
|
pegothejerk
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,263,924 |
Silverbugs
|
c5oypjq
|
Anaheim: Police shooting at women and children?
|
[deleted]
| 5 | 14 | 9 |
2012-08
| 1,344,202,982 |
politics
|
xqcbe
|
Sure, they are a smaller target, but they don't move quite as fast, and still have a high point value.
|
Dan_K
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,205,034 |
politics
|
c5oo5n4
|
Found this lovely bit of racism on my facebook feed
|
fetusxfajita
| 993 | 5,558 | 4,565 |
2012-08
| 1,344,199,861 |
WTF
|
xq9ka
|
Yes because muscle tone on a woman is SO disgusting
|
smileymalaise
| 60 | 60 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,204,694 |
WTF
|
c5oo2se
|
I hope your man gave you permission to post this.
|
cwstjnobbs
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,238,208 |
WTF
|
c5ovjtz
|
For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to activate this.
|
IAmtheHullabaloo
| 503 | 629 | 126 |
2012-08
| 1,344,198,637 |
skyrim
|
xq8fc
|
Whoa, what mod is that?
|
K4ge
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,203,707 |
skyrim
|
c5onu71
|
Chris Brown On The Olympics
|
joshdee345
| 1,866 | 35,719 | 33,853 |
2012-08
| 1,344,198,139 |
funny
|
xq7xs
|
Episode 3 reference found in Source Filmmaker files
|
Smashman2004
| 264 | 325 | 61 |
2012-08
| 1,344,197,060 |
SFM
|
xq6y7
|
It's always been Episode 3, I don't understand why people think it's HL3.. Episodes 1, 2 and 3 are *together* HL3, as Valve have stated even since before EP1 was released.
|
alphawr
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,211,602 |
SFM
|
c5opmhl
|
More recently, Gaben has stated that Valve is done with the episodic model.
|
the8thbit
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,219,265 |
SFM
|
c5ordra
|
Shame, since it worked so well
|
SteveTheDude
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,224,059 |
SFM
|
c5oslj8
|
We meet again at last.
|
Mr__Socks
| -6 | -6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,224,918 |
AskReddit
|
c5ost24
|
Whoa how convienent is it that Mr Socks only made an account 8 minutes ago and already found this thread!
|
APurpleTRex
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,225,416 |
AskReddit
|
c5osxm8
|
OH SWEET LORD YOUR HOUSE FLIPPED OVER.
|
Fishburn
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,211,050 |
WTF
|
c5opi7p
|
They need time to build more cases, which means we have punished all of the assholes and the game should be a much more enjoyable experience.
|
Cubert_Farnsworth
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,197,700 |
leagueoflegends
|
c5omh1r
|
Because society is the reason people who can't walk have it harder
|
TracyMorganFreeman
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,212,999 |
MensRights
|
c5opxll
|
That the word "your" is OK to use in any sentence, regardless of context.
|
[deleted]
| -6 | -6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,202,269 |
AskReddit
|
c5oni65
|
...wat?
|
[deleted]
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,208,579 |
AskReddit
|
c5ooy8y
|
My grandmother found this while looking through her drawers.
|
[deleted]
| 1,693 | 9,827 | 8,134 |
2012-08
| 1,344,193,049 |
funny
|
xq3ag
|
As a UK person, why was that in her undies?
|
angrymale
| 217 | 217 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,200,489 |
funny
|
c5on3jz
|
no you people already stole pants... you can't have drawers too
|
gijane480
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,211,812 |
funny
|
c5opo6x
|
Mind your own business kid
|
Meacaveman
| 1,526 | 6,889 | 5,363 |
2012-08
| 1,344,192,585 |
funny
|
xq2v4
|
Negative but hilarious results...teacher must've needed some amusement.
|
Darth_Phrakk
| 30 | 30 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,207,751 |
funny
|
c5ooro2
|
I've always thought canon ships cameras with such crappy straps on purpose so that you will join CPS to get a better one and send them another $500.
|
ShutterSnap
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,223,544 |
photography
|
c5osgwx
|
Dozens of rockets fired at south Israel
|
tamirmal
| 550 | 934 | 384 |
2012-08
| 1,344,191,312 |
worldnews
|
xq1r1
|
Clearly it's a FALSE FLAG by the Zionist elite.
|
eighthgear
| 23 | 23 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,205,134 |
worldnews
|
c5oo6hs
|
While NAACP President Benjamin Jealous lashed out at new state laws requiring photo ID for voting, an NAACP executive sits in prison, sentenced for carrying out a massive voter fraud scheme.
|
Runner_one
| 0 | 27 | 27 |
2012-08
| 1,344,190,653 |
politics
|
xq162
|
I bet those 10 votes MASSIVELY turned that election in her favor.
|
Dan_K
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,194,491 |
politics
|
c5olqgs
|
I bet you're gonna get allah the upvotes for this
|
Lonelan
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,195,772 |
toosoon
|
c5om11b
|
they're not muslim
|
jackkauf
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,198,382 |
toosoon
|
c5ommpr
|
The definition of "hypocrite"
|
riverfif
| 241 | 290 | 49 |
2012-08
| 1,344,189,454 |
atheism
|
xq03j
|
Yeah, it's fun traveling with diabetes, especially when you have to explain the laws to law enforcement.
|
linernotes
| 792 | 792 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,206,612 |
AskReddit
|
c5ooir1
|
Yes, because that's exactly the same as what I was talking about.
|
probably_high
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,243,392 |
funny
|
c5ow6yg
|
Shooting at Sikh Temple in Wisconsin
|
ballsackjohn
| 2,700 | 11,404 | 8,704 |
2012-08
| 1,344,186,899 |
politics
|
xpxwu
|
They should have had a sign on the door that said gun free zone
|
jaschen
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,194,792 |
politics
|
c5olswi
|
Im guessing the shooter though they were Muslim?
|
Redhawk1000
| 46 | 46 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,188,888 |
conspiracy
|
c5okgvg
|
Shooters were IDed as caucasian, and that ethnic group is the only one politically acceptable for the media to smear- so I'm guessing yes.
|
Dayanx
| -13 | -13 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,193,713 |
conspiracy
|
c5oljxc
|
Hears complaints of sexism, provides equality
|
CircuitSymphony
| 1,353 | 13,189 | 11,836 |
2012-08
| 1,344,185,483 |
AdviceAnimals
|
xpwrp
|
Meanwhile, the ForeverAloner is looking at them both thinking "What a great couple, I guess I didn't deserve that chance anyway".
|
De4con
| 128 | 128 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,197,756 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5omhi4
|
The forever alone guy is not thinking that because this meme is the exact reason why there are forever alones - people won't lower their standards to someone that will actually date them.
|
JesusfromNebraska
| 73 | 73 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,201,829 |
AdviceAnimals
|
c5onelb
|
Reports of 8 to 20 people injured in shooting at Sikh Temple in Oak Creek, WI
|
partialbigots
| 1,571 | 2,529 | 958 |
2012-08
| 1,344,184,156 |
news
|
xpvsj
|
Not entirely out of the question that this white guy thought sihks = muslims.
|
diablo_man
| 73 | 73 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,189,943 |
news
|
c5okp9w
|
lot of unlucky people with brown skin in that time and since :( Not unlike how the japanese and other asian people were treated after pearl harbor.
|
diablo_man
| 43 | 43 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,190,703 |
news
|
c5okvf0
|
You mean those peaceful, unarmed people who had nothing to hide?
|
sixothree
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,193,141 |
news
|
c5olfaf
|
TIL that General Butt Naked would drink the blood or eat the heart of a small child he'd hunted down before going into battle naked except for sneakers and a machine gun, was responsible for 20,000 civilian deaths, and after converting to Christianity has yet to be prosecuted for war crimes.
|
downtown14
| 848 | 1,479 | 631 |
2012-08
| 1,344,183,969 |
todayilearned
|
xpvnu
|
I'm sorry if my insensitivity towards your beliefs offends you.
|
Tiger337
| 1,202 | 5,682 | 4,480 |
2012-08
| 1,344,183,794 |
atheism
|
xpvj9
|
"female genital mutilation" My penis will be forever scarred, yet no love?
|
this_is_just_a_plug
| 186 | 186 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,186,456 |
atheism
|
c5ojxcs
|
I think an argument could be made that moving to Jersey will desensitize *anyone*.
|
Hive_Mind_Is_Stupid
| 15 | 15 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,207,789 |
atheism
|
c5ooryc
|
Need help identifying this razor, details in comments
|
elder654
| 13 | 21 | 8 |
2012-08
| 1,344,183,094 |
wicked_edge
|
xpv09
|
1968 black handled gillette super speed
|
Dubaya
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,183,542 |
wicked_edge
|
c5ojbeg
|
Yep, looks identical to my '67 Super Speed
|
TheMrNick
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,185,748 |
wicked_edge
|
c5ojrs8
|
You don't say!
|
Acidogenic
| -7 | -7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,192,539 |
wicked_edge
|
c5olaf8
|
Jeannaimard must be there somewhere.
|
[deleted]
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,184,521 |
montreal
|
c5ojinx
|
hahahaha
|
coldshuts
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,186,367 |
montreal
|
c5ojwoh
|
You found this yourself didn't you, there is no friend.
|
Reversepolarityhmmmm
| 166 | 166 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,181,897 |
gaming
|
c5oizob
|
Believe it or not my friend actually did send me this.
|
st3mkk912
| 49 | 49 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,188,600 |
gaming
|
c5okekb
|
And now you will have redditor friends.
|
GammaGames
| 41 | 41 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,207,471 |
gaming
|
c5oopkc
|
Its okay I can creep on you if you are feeling badly
|
Duck_Expert
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,219,509 |
gaming
|
c5orfyf
|
Fanmade Gen6 pokedex, some of these are amazing.
|
BlubberyGiraffe
| 1,512 | 4,371 | 2,859 |
2012-08
| 1,344,179,475 |
pokemon
|
xpshn
|
Blizzard needs to implant a real replay system then, because in cs 1.6 you can easily skip around demo files to any point in time.
|
wAvelulz
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,183,764 |
starcraft
|
c5ojd1a
|
Yeah... but think of all the legitimate customers they'll get to fuck over on the way!
|
cuppsy
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,188,560 |
technology
|
c5oke8w
|
I was having a little too much fun in the Louvre.
|
maadso
| 1,310 | 8,494 | 7,184 |
2012-08
| 1,344,174,616 |
funny
|
xpppd
|
Mitt Romney confirms he would end US wind power subsidies
|
gordo_099
| 1,805 | 3,920 | 2,115 |
2012-08
| 1,344,170,994 |
politics
|
xpo3s
|
end subsidies to everyone.
|
[deleted]
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,193,708 |
politics
|
c5oljvo
|
Paul Millsap 11 points in 28 seconds against Miami big 3
|
the_phet
| 94 | 113 | 19 |
2012-08
| 1,344,170,962 |
nba
|
xpo3b
|
This just reminds how glad I am CJ Miles is gone.
|
sickyd
| 16 | 16 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,187,469 |
nba
|
c5ok5gj
|
You're telling me you weren't impressed with Miles' pass off of the rim that allowed Millsap to make that layup at the buzzer?
|
AtlantaFalcon
| 9 | 9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,189,448 |
nba
|
c5oklap
|
Personally i find it crazy when i see team fights like this.
|
ImCerox
| 19 | 54 | 35 |
2012-08
| 1,344,170,666 |
leagueoflegends
|
xpnzm
|
They were clearly focusing the carry, they just happened to AoE all over the rest of the team
|
me_and_batman
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,179,972 |
leagueoflegends
|
c5oims2
|
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