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[deleted]
| 463 | 746 | 283 |
2012-08
| 1,344,002,053 |
funny
|
xmaya
|
I'll never be as cool as Lil Wayne.
|
B_S_O_D
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,028,435 |
funny
|
c5nsgds
|
Romney's Economic Plan Would Kill 360,000 Jobs In 2013 Alone
|
Anomaly100
| 603 | 1,040 | 437 |
2012-08
| 1,344,001,798 |
politics
|
xmaqj
|
Don't think of it as killing 360,000 jobs, think of it as tax cuts for 360,000 people who no longer have to pay income tax.
|
Italian_Barrel_Roll
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,022,605 |
politics
|
c5nqtpl
|
Think of all the money the Federal government would save if it didn't have to pay IRS agents to collect those 360k people's taxes!
|
kmhazz
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,027,730 |
politics
|
c5ns9kz
|
It's OK guys it'll make Romney richer.
|
reg343
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,057,727 |
politics
|
c5nz71q
|
US will refuse bid to give United Nations control over the internet
|
42aross
| 2,180 | 6,866 | 4,686 |
2012-08
| 1,344,001,432 |
technology
|
xmah1
|
Colorado's medical pot industry fuels illegal trade, review shows - The Denver Post
|
justanumber2u
| 0 | 5 | 5 |
2012-08
| 1,344,000,336 |
politics
|
xm9o5
|
Speaker Boehner: Obama has 'never even had a real job, for God's sake' - The Hill's Blog Briefing Room
|
justanumber2u
| 209 | 326 | 117 |
2012-08
| 1,344,000,150 |
politics
|
xm9ju
|
TIL being a professor is not a job.
|
CheapBeer
| 88 | 88 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,000,192 |
politics
|
c5nkwf9
|
We need job creators, not Bolshevik indoctrination centers.
|
the_goat_boy
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,012,743 |
politics
|
c5no0sa
|
Nahhhh.... with two oceans separating us from the rest of the world, we would that would never happen and we'd miss out on all the fun.
|
Expressman
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,037,813 |
Libertarian
|
c5nuqsa
|
But being fat is genetic and being gay is a lifestyle choice.
|
Aschebescher
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,006,377 |
todayilearned
|
c5nma8m
|
Rick Nash's full page ad in today's Columbus Dispatch
|
iezugod
| 1,030 | 1,350 | 320 |
2012-08
| 1,343,998,805 |
hockey
|
xm8m5
|
He could've just mailed this out to every fan.
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,008,918 |
hockey
|
c5nmyfs
|
It would have only cost him $5 in postage.
|
punkrawkkid
| -9 | -9 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,017,955 |
hockey
|
c5nphrl
|
Because its the Pens so its automatically better
|
Fuego38
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,028,256 |
hockey
|
c5nsele
|
So, after arguing with a friend over frequencies of certain numbers in Catan, I sent him this.
|
LastVagrant
| 1,064 | 1,325 | 261 |
2012-08
| 1,343,995,557 |
boardgames
|
xm6rd
|
I didn't know Liverpool were thinking of signing him.
|
frozen-creek
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,000,686 |
soccer
|
c5nkzrw
|
More than 1,000 march in Jerusalem's 10th Gay Pride Parade
|
iamapsychoandwillmak
| 729 | 1,318 | 589 |
2012-08
| 1,343,995,247 |
worldnews
|
xm6l2
|
I see there is a lot of good discussion going on in this thread.
|
cojack22
| 17 | 17 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,014,172 |
worldnews
|
c5nof8o
|
This is the quality free users are allowed to watch in...
|
HagiY0
| 910 | 1,407 | 497 |
2012-08
| 1,343,994,772 |
leagueoflegends
|
xm6bg
|
we should just be thankful the overlords have given anything at all, even if they are just crumbs
|
Phistagon
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,026,817 |
leagueoflegends
|
c5ns0dz
|
New McFarlane figures show off enemies, armour, characters.
|
FlawlessC0wboy
| 148 | 167 | 19 |
2012-08
| 1,343,994,538 |
halo
|
xm683
|
How about quantitative easing for the people?
|
phileconomicus
| 132 | 213 | 81 |
2012-08
| 1,343,989,736 |
Economics
|
xm4tj
|
Anyone noticed soldier in Tank Superiority trailer?
|
SVKxBaNz
| 30 | 39 | 9 |
2012-08
| 1,343,980,191 |
battlefield3
|
xm0jd
|
Guy spends two years building amazing life-size, working WALL-E
|
abstractj3
| 2,383 | 10,366 | 7,983 |
2012-08
| 1,343,975,095 |
technology
|
xlxgo
|
What if I assert that god doesn't exist, while positing that god has some form of positive non-existence?
|
thel0wner
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,973,381 |
atheism
|
c5nhkly
|
UA statement regarding former adjunct lecturer Adam Smith (guy who harassed Chick-fil-a worker).
|
apachedan
| 3 | 7 | 4 |
2012-08
| 1,343,972,506 |
Tucson
|
xlvlg
|
A question I have.
|
[deleted]
| 528 | 679 | 151 |
2012-08
| 1,343,965,908 |
atheism
|
xlpuw
|
No government influence at all?
|
Bukaj
| 1,716 | 7,076 | 5,360 |
2012-08
| 1,343,961,327 |
politics
|
xllta
|
Amtrak proudly showing their support
|
4alex6
| 1,202 | 2,143 | 941 |
2012-08
| 1,343,961,172 |
atheism
|
xllnn
|
Ticket for Valve's inhouse tournament "The Internal" found in item schema
|
ReaverXai
| 92 | 111 | 19 |
2012-08
| 1,343,961,025 |
DotA2
|
xllhz
|
Putin weighs in on Pussy Riot case: Court should decide on fate of punk band but they should not be judged too harshly, Russian president says.
|
davidreiss666
| 3 | 6 | 3 |
2012-08
| 1,343,958,626 |
news
|
xlj5o
|
Such a generous man.
|
bigfig
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,959,282 |
news
|
c5neap0
|
French President Francois Hollande has made good on a campaign pledge to make the wealthiest in France pay up to 75 percent income tax.
|
davidreiss666
| 1,952 | 6,587 | 4,635 |
2012-08
| 1,343,958,015 |
worldnews
|
xlik6
|
Dude, you are seriously underestimating the luring of living in Paris.
|
lestratege
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,982,037 |
worldnews
|
c5niz3g
|
Because everybody just loves the snobbish service, being insulted by wait staff really puts them in a good mood!
|
ynohoo
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,009,766 |
worldnews
|
c5nn6ur
|
It effects my right to hate those damn homos!
|
Engineer_daddy91
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,956,964 |
atheism
|
c5ndqzf
|
just search utter rape on google
|
po0o0
| 20 | 20 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,957,780 |
nba
|
c5ndxq7
|
That's right, god made me a sinner therefore only he can save me from himself!
|
Engineer_daddy91
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,954,509 |
atheism
|
c5nd5rx
|
Because parents should be involved!
|
kill_terrorist_pigs
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,988,992 |
AskReddit
|
c5njq6x
|
And the best way to make sure the parents do that is, of course, to set up a punitive system that hurts the student.
|
kornkobcom
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,998,064 |
AskReddit
|
c5nkjvr
|
The Triad Pack
|
wickedplayer494
| 94 | 112 | 18 |
2012-08
| 1,343,953,350 |
tf2
|
xldtv
|
"sapper looks useless" So does the degreaser, flare gun, and axtinguisher.
|
paintballlslag2
| 14 | 14 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,343,953,803 |
tf2
|
c5nczin
|
Then why wasn't the Dirty Bird grandfathered in?
|
dichloroethane
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,136,543 |
GreenBayPackers
|
c5ocifl
|
Yeah, because that still happens all the time.
|
stacecom
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,169,147 |
GreenBayPackers
|
c5oh6t8
|
Jim Calhoun of Connecticut Huskies fractures hip in bicycle accident
|
fidler
| 36 | 41 | 5 |
2012-08
| 1,344,121,882 |
CollegeBasketball
|
xov9g
|
Maybe he'll finally retire.
|
MrRhinos
| -4 | -4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,123,707 |
CollegeBasketball
|
c5o9qc0
|
People gripe about Calipari, but the real slimebag is Calhoun.
|
MrRhinos
| -14 | -14 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,124,997 |
CollegeBasketball
|
c5o9zuv
|
You really are showing how class KU fans can be
|
mintybrown
| 8 | 8 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,137,977 |
CollegeBasketball
|
c5octxn
|
DAE rearrange the pepperoni on their frozen pizza?
|
tktrepid
| 741 | 1,153 | 412 |
2012-08
| 1,344,119,381 |
DoesAnybodyElse
|
xot8q
|
I don't eat shit so no.
|
Tabarnaco
| -2 | -2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,135,188 |
DoesAnybodyElse
|
c5oc7lv
|
I cook for myself.
|
Tabarnaco
| -1 | -1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,166,906 |
DoesAnybodyElse
|
c5ogzhl
|
but but but hes so humble!
|
dmills12
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,137,063 |
nba
|
c5ocmms
|
TIL Pink Floyd's album "The Wall" loops.
|
GrixM
| 69 | 101 | 32 |
2012-08
| 1,344,110,874 |
todayilearned
|
xom7a
|
Politics makes people angry, what the fuck else is new?
|
[deleted]
| 12 | 12 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,110,280 |
atheism
|
c5o6xgf
|
Sure, but not every angry person threatens their nemeses with a handgun.
|
bannedatheist
| 18 | 18 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,110,521 |
atheism
|
c5o6za9
|
My dad is going to hell.
|
[deleted]
| 677 | 1,618 | 941 |
2012-08
| 1,344,109,506 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
xol0k
|
Yes let's all just stick our heads in the sand and pray for the lord to watchover us
|
dubermun
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,139,417 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c5od5fj
|
So do the three people you just shot trying to hit the bad guy who might have gotten away otherwise.
|
[deleted]
| -15 | -15 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,142,156 |
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
|
c5odqy9
|
Paul Dano doesn't have the type of face that visibly ages
|
Naggers123
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,105,895 |
movies
|
c5o5z4p
|
Yea I'm sure that is exactly what PTA thought when filming that scene
|
ZM2N4AiP_A4
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,105,989 |
movies
|
c5o5ztw
|
Professional Soccer In A Nutshell.
|
jonbrown2
| 853 | 11,181 | 10,328 |
2012-08
| 1,344,104,737 |
funny
|
xoh0w
|
I'm getting a little tired of this stereotype spread by Americans who know nothing about the sport.
|
oonzboonz
| 23 | 23 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,112,582 |
funny
|
c5o7ezq
|
Yeah I've never heard anyone outside of the US complain about diving in soccer.
|
billtimbob
| 60 | 60 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,113,940 |
funny
|
c5o7p9p
|
Friend of mine drew this, couldn't be more true.
|
Tbever23
| 9 | 11 | 2 |
2012-08
| 1,344,099,865 |
Minecraft
|
xocy1
|
Title seems legit, nothing wrong here.
|
Vepps
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,123,399 |
Minecraft
|
c5o9nyt
|
Seafair really is the closest Seattle gets to having a NASCAR event.
|
leelefever
| 100 | 227 | 127 |
2012-08
| 1,344,096,944 |
Seattle
|
xoaok
|
Flashback: Romney economic advisers predicted Bush tax cuts would lead to huge job growth; in 2001, they said it would add 300,000 jobs; in 2003, they said another 1.4 million jobs would be added; instead, the Bush tax cuts led to the weakest job growth of the post-war era
|
mepper
| 896 | 1,407 | 511 |
2012-08
| 1,344,096,496 |
politics
|
xoadb
|
Take a deeper look at job growth for the 4 year period following the '03 tax cuts....then have a revised opinion
|
mayorHB
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,110,679 |
politics
|
c5o70fu
|
And for the lazy?
|
[deleted]
| 3 | 3 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,118,278 |
politics
|
c5o8m8l
|
Congress officially bans Westboro Baptist Church from protesting military funerals.
|
sharksgivethebestbjs
| 2,114 | 7,424 | 5,310 |
2012-08
| 1,344,094,475 |
politics
|
xo8xh
|
Pretty sure any court would strike this down as unconstitutional, no?
|
theothercoolfish
| 433 | 433 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,095,559 |
politics
|
c5o3so4
|
Freedom of speech isn't to protect people trying to talk about the weather.
|
Perkstoph
| 201 | 201 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,105,044 |
politics
|
c5o5s8y
|
Messy bathroom but cute
|
[deleted]
| 686 | 894 | 208 |
2012-08
| 1,344,091,504 |
RealGirls
|
xo6x3
|
Some people have been boycotting Chick-Fil-A, but has anyone here been to a Marriott hotel recently?
|
[deleted]
| 3 | 6 | 3 |
2012-08
| 1,344,091,159 |
atheism
|
xo6pn
|
ELI5: Why we need the electoral college in the United States
|
sgtsaughter
| 115 | 155 | 40 |
2012-08
| 1,344,090,603 |
explainlikeimfive
|
xo6do
|
Tennessee school officials post Ten Commandments displays in county public schools; the principal said "we just want our kids to know they can believe the way we want to believe"
|
mepper
| 228 | 276 | 48 |
2012-08
| 1,344,089,725 |
Freethought
|
xo5v8
|
That's exactly why we need to display them in schools!
|
Codebender
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,180,772 |
Freethought
|
c5oirz3
|
Israeli settlers graffiti "Palestinians should die" and plant an improvised explosive device under a car in Ramallah
|
wq678
| 877 | 1,800 | 923 |
2012-08
| 1,344,089,319 |
worldnews
|
xo5mp
|
That graffiti doesn't say "Palestinians should die".
|
kusrabak
| 37 | 37 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,101,991 |
worldnews
|
c5o53qw
|
And history repeats itself.
|
LuckyBdx4
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,121,994 |
australia
|
c5o9dkm
|
Mountainbike mounted on mount
|
Snotaap
| 0 | 3 | 6 |
2012-08
| 1,344,084,273 |
MTB
|
xo37j
|
so rustic, so beautiful
|
kolapanda
| 2 | 2 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,097,711 |
MTB
|
c5o47df
|
Let's give the Anaheim Gestapo a call.
|
[deleted]
| 891 | 1,181 | 290 |
2012-08
| 1,344,081,696 |
conspiracy
|
xo27s
|
Deaf sex
|
[deleted]
| 1,337 | 3,402 | 2,065 |
2012-08
| 1,344,079,534 |
funny
|
xo1iq
|
It's the end of the world as we know it.
|
[deleted]
| 0 | 4 | 6 |
2012-08
| 1,344,077,248 |
canada
|
xo0py
|
For-Profit Colleges Only a Con Man Could Love - Page 1 - News - New York - Village Voice
|
GameRange
| 20 | 22 | 2 |
2012-08
| 1,344,075,121 |
greed
|
xo018
|
No winning with the creationists
|
[deleted]
| 887 | 1,622 | 735 |
2012-08
| 1,344,073,341 |
atheism
|
xnzh4
|
Cross Crease Glitch SOLVED!
|
Mixnation
| 0 | 1 | 8 |
2012-08
| 1,344,066,713 |
EA_NHL
|
xnws3
|
Everything that scores on me too often will be labelled a glitch and I will not adjust my defensive play to counter it.
|
Marcob10
| 1 | 1 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,083,971 |
EA_NHL
|
c5o26rq
|
India plans to send a probe to mars and a wheeled rover to the moon.
|
bastocrat
| 132 | 175 | 43 |
2012-08
| 1,344,065,060 |
worldnews
|
xnvxd
|
What a waste of money.
|
lappath
| -17 | -17 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,083,883 |
worldnews
|
c5o26gt
|
Its not a lot of money.
|
somanyaccnt
| 7 | 7 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,089,580 |
worldnews
|
c5o2tf2
|
Sure if you can afford it :)
|
somanyaccnt
| 5 | 5 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,093,290 |
worldnews
|
c5o3dvt
|
If you've ever been to Europe, you'd understand why it's not necessarily in everyone's best interest to let anyone with a staple gun and a cable have at it on a power pole.
|
davvblack
| 11 | 11 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,108,818 |
darknetplan
|
c5o6m5l
|
Kobe: "The Jackass Dunk"
|
ptarrants
| 100 | 131 | 31 |
2012-08
| 1,344,058,704 |
nba
|
xns4h
|
Kobe used to have such hops!
|
Smackaho
| 6 | 6 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,068,693 |
nba
|
c5o0wae
|
Money can't trickle down if there are no million/billionaires.
|
mjfd
| 4 | 4 | 0 |
2012-08
| 1,344,096,245 |
politics
|
c5o3x5b
|
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