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>You guys go against evolution, against what makes us great, what made humans dominate all other species.
>Be me
>Grug
>Hunting animals all day
>Finally after hours of running I manage to kill an animal
>Family will feed for the week now
>While I'm cutting it up into smaller pieces to carry home a hear a noise behind me
>fuck.jpeg
>It's a fucking lion
>wtf do I do?
>I'll use my strong intellect to defeat the beast
>Approach the beast
>"5 times 5 equals 25"
>The beast groans and then lashes out at me
>Tears me limb to limb
>Lying in a pool of my own blood
>How could my stronger intellect allow this to happen?
>I could have sworn our brain power was what made humans superior <|endoftext|>
How does Alucard have a babyface? His face is as long as a horse. Its called good genetics grug. <|endoftext|>
grug, I didn't need to hear this. Hopefully my natty genes are decent enough for me to be happy. <|endoftext|>
>be hungry caveman
>see berry bush
>look up, bee hive full of honey
>apple falls at hits your head
>&quot;grug need....raw liver from Cotsco&quot;
>runs around searching for mammoth to eat
>none, his glucose stores run out completely
>&quot;muh...muh keto flu!.... Help me sv3rige, help me frank tuffalo! LIVER KING WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!&quot;
>dies at the age of 34, height: 5'4&quot;, 90lbs
>2 bajillion years later
>&quot;VGH my European caveman genes are hankerin! Siri doordash me Big Mac!&quot;
>&quot;Dude you're on keto, remember? Trad macros be bussin!&quot;
>&quot;Right right, Siri add order instructions: remove middle bun but make it with 3 sets of paranthesis&quot;
>&quot;Bro hahaha what if (((they))) know?&quot;
>&quot;Hahahah GROYP'd&quot; <|endoftext|>
Grug was all out of Clindamycin after i got my ankle fucked up on the hunt. I still got to eat the heart but a few days later i got all cold and had a hard time breathing. Monke Jesus asked me to take his hand and I decided to take the leap. <|endoftext|>
I read nothing, i'm grug-maxxing <|endoftext|>
Please let your hair grow out again and go full Grug mode now that you have some good mass. <|endoftext|>
Class doesn't matter but I picked wretch for RP reasons. It's also arguably the /fit/test because you start out naked with a grug tier club.
Full STR/FTH with blasphemous build and shard of alexander to boost the ash of war is OP
Sometimes I use spiked caestus (fists) to beat up bosses as well
Make sure you pick muscular in character creation and get good proportions
Also no armor is best way to play <|endoftext|>
grug/chad bas rutten mode. Mirin hard
great chest and taper in general
nice shoulder width and upper mass for your bodyfat
can see a strong grug mode on the horizon. Looking potentially strong
who else here summer bulking in denial of their fat arse? <|endoftext|> Cast Iron is grug tier you just oil heat scrap
talking about extra care wtf , I NEVER wash it
I'm not you ing all the wrong posts itt just fuck off
Also use clarified butter <|endoftext|>
getting some joe rogan/grug vibes here anon. Strong looking physique
same anon that chatted to the other lad about gyno. Not the same one that pointed yours out though
I had about the same amount as you mate and the recovery wasn't all that bad besides the gay compression vest. I'd definitely recommend biting the bullet and paying for it to be done. It fucks with your head training so hard and having it always there. Other wise you've got great shoulders and arms. Good strong physique <|endoftext|>
Grug mode flirting, gotta put in a little effort next time buddeh
Keyed <|endoftext|>
>grug mode
Based MVP appreciator.
Everything, I want it all. But yeah I'm talking about mass. <|endoftext|>
I'm done with l*ng d*stance running on p*ved s*rfaces. Fucks up your knees and makes you skinny. I want to get into sprints instead since there's a a really hilly dirt trail system near me. Can I go grug mode and just book it uphill a few times, or is there some method to it that I should follow? <|endoftext|>
Grug lift bar, make strong <|endoftext|>
A while ago, I got into an obsession about Grug and refused to cut my hair or shave anything. I was just making grunt noises, eating meat and lifting stuff without a >civilized program <|endoftext|>
flatline IS the end, grug <|endoftext|>
>this vanity shit that the internet (yes, this board and /fa/) push are really not manly at all
>I'm like 30 and never have gotten laid
ok bro
>yeah man, this diet and programming stuff isn't what strong people do
>no I haven't made gains or pr'd in years, but I'm just a grug lifter guy, and that's my status in life, no ability to change, just smugness <|endoftext|>
/x/tards have always been so cringe, tbf they're mentally 5yo so it's normal if sad
>ooo maybe it's something spooky and not just protecting grug from the sick inbred and physically deformed <|endoftext|>
grug agree. <|endoftext|>
too many words for grug
just no touch dick <|endoftext|>
utterly based and swimpilled
Lifting is for Grug
Swimming is universe_mind.jpeg
Come home &Uuml;bermensch <|endoftext|>
The most overall attractive* woman I've ever personally met has a gigachad jaw.
It's not an unattractive feature in itself, it just so happens most femoids that have one also have grug face. But combined with a good face too, see pic.
*this is obviously subjective. but clearly my opinion=correct. <|endoftext|>