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It's shitposting and banter, based on a Grug brained understanding of testosterone. <\|endoftext\|> Besting a guy lower than you on the foodchain isn't that satisfying, beating someone you consider an equal or rival is magical.

>Have brofriend since high school
>He was always better at girls than me
>We become housemates
>Host massive party
>There is a floozy of a girl there we both want
>During the party brofriend comes up to me and says he has been making out with the floozy in his room
>He says she left to get a drink but when she's back they are going to smash
>Neolithic Grug mode engage
>March into the kitchen, it's packed
>Floozy has just gotten a drink out of the fridge
>Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was the primal instinct, maybe it was the Ritalin I'd popped earlier
>Literally pick up confused floozy
>Thank god for years of Starting Strength
>Turn 360 degrees around and carry her back to my room like a Cro-Magnon hunter carrying a freshly speared deer
>nowitstimeformyspear.png
>Start making out in my room
>She loved how bold it was
>Brofriend knocks on the door
>'Floozy! Are you in there!?'
>Floozy realizes how degenerate she is being and says she needs to go back to him
>Brofriend is now standing outside his room, beckoning her inside
>Floozy walks halfway along the corridor between our rooms
>Completely deadpan the ADHD medicated caveman inside me sternly states
>'Floozy. Come back here. I am not done with you'
>With a pronounced forehead brow I point to my cave
>She stops, looks at me, looks at brofriend, then obediently comes back into my room
>Brofriend as the defeated male and goes to pick berries

I made out with floozy for awhile before I got bored and went back to the party. I ended up sleeping with another girl at the party but because of the Ritalin my dick didn't work.

Unknown to girl #2 Floozy had broken my bedframe so while fried on ADHD meds with a naked girl laying on my bed I autistically started repairing my bed while commenting on the structural integrity of the design and how the bed manufacturer could make improvements. <\|endoftext\|>
>grug lift heavy rock <\|endoftext\|>
this anon is right,
grug looks but thats not a bad thing

good face structure, looks like you were in The Police <\|endoftext\|>
grug brows and eyes are spaced too far apart. Will probably still pull if not autistic tho <\|endoftext\|>
>Gives himself brain damage for fun.
>Brags about it
Based grug. You're Definitely not human though. <\|endoftext\|>
Grug <\|endoftext\|>
So I don’t have grug strength
Burnt grug coal floor nothing <\|endoftext\|>
grug no like politics
grug do likes big weight.
grug picks up the big weight.
makes grug strong.
no politics when big stones is lifted. <\|endoftext\|>
This seems like a case of the Grug position being correct. So i just train parts that aren't sore, then? <\|endoftext\|>
>claims to be grug
>is actually just modern day slav
I see you, Igor <\|endoftext\|>
Grug smart

Me listen to grug, get big arm like grug <\|endoftext\|>
true, smart man use many word to say little
grug says lift heavy rock many times <\|endoftext\|>
listen to grug <\|endoftext\|>
jew mode and grug mode <\|endoftext\|>
Lifting weights make muscle grow, if weight is too light muscle not grow so fast, therefore increase weight to make muscle grow.
So says grug.

Kettlebell heavy? Kettlebell make muscle ache? Then good and muscle grow.
So says grug <\|endoftext\|>
>if I get into a STEM job my coworkers will look down on me and perceive me as a meathead grug.
That's sadly true. Also has benefits though - if you work in production or prototyping, workers will respect you easier, which is very helpful when there's problems to be resolved.
I've been told quite a few times that people feel more at ease talking to me and that I look "as if I worked my way up" even though I never worked a day of paid manual labor in my life.
t. German engineer

>She also claims real muscles don't come from the gym, that gym muscles are artificial, and that real muscles come from laboring and struggling
Almost true. Isolation exercises don't produce as much useable strength as compound exercises. Hence, most bodybuilders are weaklings that'll get btfo by strongmen half their weight.

>How can I convince her that muscles are a good thing even for people who don't come from poverty?
See above if you're in engineering. If not, the only argument would be dominance and PASSIVE intimidation, but that's kinda hard to explain to people who've never had to pressure others without being able to back it up. <\|endoftext\|>
Yes, sort of like how you're attracted to women with big grug chins because your own chin is extremely recessed. <\|endoftext\|> I'm from India, my mom insults me for looking like the laborers back home. The laborers back home don't workout or anything. They carry rocks, bricks, etc. up to 50kg-90kg at a time on a daily basis. As a result they are very jacked and ripped. Most prominently having very developed forearms, traps, biceps, backs.

But my mom associates being that muscular with poverty and she shames me for looking like poor laborers back in India. She constantly insults and try to deter me from working out. She claims that I don't need to be that muscular when I come from a "noble" family, and that I should focus on my studies. She claims that "nobles like us" use their brains not their muscles, and that it's the people who work for us "nobles" who use their muscles. She claims that if I get into a STEM job my coworkers will look down on me and perceive me as a meathead grug. She also claims real muscles don't come from the gym, that gym muscles are artificial, and that real muscles come from laboring and struggling, that it's like a mark poor men have on their bodies that says "I have had to struggle my whole life to survive, my body is swelling from the pain". How can I convince her that muscles are a good thing even for people who don't come from poverty? <\|endoftext\|>
they are women they just live on grug autopilot. They are capable of reasoning but never live on that level. <\|endoftext\|>
Your argument is literally "I don't care they can die" so I took the liberty of adding the 'grug' to bully you for being a troglodyte.

Now, luckily for me I said what's best for society. Sure the two people might gain more pleasure but on a societal scale it would make relationships unstable and cause more harm.

As a more concrete example.
Giving the organs of one healthy person to many sick people would result in more happiness in the micro scale but on the macro scale this would result in no one going near authorities or doctors, which would cause overall more pain.

This is ethics 101, lol. <\|endoftext\|>
I didn't say Grug anything you retard. Keep track of your replies dumbass. My bull example works perfectly fine. What is better? To have 2 people feeling good and you feeling bad or have you feeling good and 2 people feeling bad? You would do the cuckold thing and let your women get fucked for the greater good since it does less harm and the only one hurt (sick) is you instead of others. <\|endoftext\|>
Taking care of your body is a smart thing, not a woman thing. Get with the times Grug. <\|endoftext\|>
>me grug me love fresh kill, yum!


Steak should be unseasoned as fuck. Lmao even the best chefs in the world season their steaks. You have no idea what you're talking about. Simple Chinese food btfos anything the western world has ever made <\|endoftext\|>
Grug work

Grugina incubate Gruglet

Need extra food. Fat food. Food for baby on body. Breast food <\|endoftext\|>

It's shitposting and banter, based on a Grug brained understanding of testosterone. <|endoftext|> Besting a guy lower than you on the foodchain isn't that satisfying, beating someone you consider an equal or rival is magical.

>Have brofriend since high school

>He was always better at girls than me

>We become housemates

>Host massive party

>There is a floozy of a girl there we both want

>During the party brofriend comes up to me and says he has been making out with the floozy in his room

>He says she left to get a drink but when she's back they are going to smash

>Neolithic Grug mode engage

>March into the kitchen, it's packed

>Floozy has just gotten a drink out of the fridge

>Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was the primal instinct, maybe it was the Ritalin I'd popped earlier

>Literally pick up confused floozy

>Thank god for years of Starting Strength

>Turn 360 degrees around and carry her back to my room like a Cro-Magnon hunter carrying a freshly speared deer

>nowitstimeformyspear.png

>Start making out in my room

>She loved how bold it was

>Brofriend knocks on the door

>'Floozy! Are you in there!?'

>Floozy realizes how degenerate she is being and says she needs to go back to him

>Brofriend is now standing outside his room, beckoning her inside

>Floozy walks halfway along the corridor between our rooms

>Completely deadpan the ADHD medicated caveman inside me sternly states

>'Floozy. Come back here. I am not done with you'

>With a pronounced forehead brow I point to my cave

>She stops, looks at me, looks at brofriend, then obediently comes back into my room

>Brofriend as the defeated male and goes to pick berries

I made out with floozy for awhile before I got bored and went back to the party. I ended up sleeping with another girl at the party but because of the Ritalin my dick didn't work.

Unknown to girl #2 Floozy had broken my bedframe so while fried on ADHD meds with a naked girl laying on my bed I autistically started repairing my bed while commenting on the structural integrity of the design and how the bed manufacturer could make improvements. <|endoftext|>

>grug lift heavy rock <|endoftext|>

this anon is right,

grug looks but thats not a bad thing

good face structure, looks like you were in The Police <|endoftext|>

grug brows and eyes are spaced too far apart. Will probably still pull if not autistic tho <|endoftext|>

>Gives himself brain damage for fun.

>Brags about it

Based grug. You're Definitely not human though. <|endoftext|>

Grug <|endoftext|>

So I don’t have grug strength

Burnt grug coal floor nothing <|endoftext|>

grug no like politics

grug do likes big weight.

grug picks up the big weight.

makes grug strong.

no politics when big stones is lifted. <|endoftext|>

This seems like a case of the Grug position being correct. So i just train parts that aren't sore, then? <|endoftext|>

>claims to be grug

>is actually just modern day slav

I see you, Igor <|endoftext|>

Grug smart

Me listen to grug, get big arm like grug <|endoftext|>

true, smart man use many word to say little

grug says lift heavy rock many times <|endoftext|>

listen to grug <|endoftext|>

jew mode and grug mode <|endoftext|>

Lifting weights make muscle grow, if weight is too light muscle not grow so fast, therefore increase weight to make muscle grow.

So says grug.

Kettlebell heavy? Kettlebell make muscle ache? Then good and muscle grow.

So says grug <|endoftext|>

>if I get into a STEM job my coworkers will look down on me and perceive me as a meathead grug.

That's sadly true. Also has benefits though - if you work in production or prototyping, workers will respect you easier, which is very helpful when there's problems to be resolved.

I've been told quite a few times that people feel more at ease talking to me and that I look "as if I worked my way up" even though I never worked a day of paid manual labor in my life.

t. German engineer

>She also claims real muscles don't come from the gym, that gym muscles are artificial, and that real muscles come from laboring and struggling

Almost true. Isolation exercises don't produce as much useable strength as compound exercises. Hence, most bodybuilders are weaklings that'll get btfo by strongmen half their weight.

>How can I convince her that muscles are a good thing even for people who don't come from poverty?

See above if you're in engineering. If not, the only argument would be dominance and PASSIVE intimidation, but that's kinda hard to explain to people who've never had to pressure others without being able to back it up. <|endoftext|>

Yes, sort of like how you're attracted to women with big grug chins because your own chin is extremely recessed. <|endoftext|> I'm from India, my mom insults me for looking like the laborers back home. The laborers back home don't workout or anything. They carry rocks, bricks, etc. up to 50kg-90kg at a time on a daily basis. As a result they are very jacked and ripped. Most prominently having very developed forearms, traps, biceps, backs.

But my mom associates being that muscular with poverty and she shames me for looking like poor laborers back in India. She constantly insults and try to deter me from working out. She claims that I don't need to be that muscular when I come from a "noble" family, and that I should focus on my studies. She claims that "nobles like us" use their brains not their muscles, and that it's the people who work for us "nobles" who use their muscles. She claims that if I get into a STEM job my coworkers will look down on me and perceive me as a meathead grug. She also claims real muscles don't come from the gym, that gym muscles are artificial, and that real muscles come from laboring and struggling, that it's like a mark poor men have on their bodies that says "I have had to struggle my whole life to survive, my body is swelling from the pain". How can I convince her that muscles are a good thing even for people who don't come from poverty? <|endoftext|>

they are women they just live on grug autopilot. They are capable of reasoning but never live on that level. <|endoftext|>

Your argument is literally "I don't care they can die" so I took the liberty of adding the 'grug' to bully you for being a troglodyte.

Now, luckily for me I said what's best for society. Sure the two people might gain more pleasure but on a societal scale it would make relationships unstable and cause more harm.

As a more concrete example.

Giving the organs of one healthy person to many sick people would result in more happiness in the micro scale but on the macro scale this would result in no one going near authorities or doctors, which would cause overall more pain.

This is ethics 101, lol. <|endoftext|>

I didn't say Grug anything you retard. Keep track of your replies dumbass. My bull example works perfectly fine. What is better? To have 2 people feeling good and you feeling bad or have you feeling good and 2 people feeling bad? You would do the cuckold thing and let your women get fucked for the greater good since it does less harm and the only one hurt (sick) is you instead of others. <|endoftext|>

Taking care of your body is a smart thing, not a woman thing. Get with the times Grug. <|endoftext|>

>me grug me love fresh kill, yum!

Steak should be unseasoned as fuck. Lmao even the best chefs in the world season their steaks. You have no idea what you're talking about. Simple Chinese food btfos anything the western world has ever made <|endoftext|>

Grug work

Grugina incubate Gruglet

Need extra food. Fat food. Food for baby on body. Breast food <|endoftext|>