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Grug have problem
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Grug eat. Grug get strong.
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Grug go home. No wife.
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Grug go to lady walk.
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Grug get happy
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Grug become sad <|endoftext|>
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Grug see skinny tribe man eat grass and bugs
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Grug eat only meat and drink milk
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Skinny tribe man short no have muscle
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Grug tall have much muscle
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Skinny tribe man live in tiny cave have many stick idols
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Grug cave big much room for heavy rocks and cave paintings
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Skinny tribe man rub pee pee to stick idols and cry
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Grug no cry only bunga bunga Grugette
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Skinny tribe man watch Grug bunga bunga Grugette
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Grug no like skinny tribe man <|endoftext|> Grug feed wife many mammoth
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make wife big like mammoth <|endoftext|>
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Grug WILL eat the bugs
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Grug WILL drink the bug milk
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Grug WILL become bugman <|endoftext|> Grug no lift rock as big as Chug. Grug think Chug cheat. <|endoftext|>
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Bean water good for Grug? <|endoftext|>
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reckon they'd respect the brutality in which chad was handled with. I'd become like a grug dictator, where people are afraid to act out <|endoftext|>
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I've spent my teenage years/20s being a part of nationalist hooligan group. We drove around Europe, rioting and doing all kinds of stuff. I fondly remember action in Warsaw, 2014 Independence March. Cops were overwhelmed, and we basically did whatever we liked for a few hours. Beating antifas, setting ablaze their "autonomous center" (squatted out house), clashing with police, destroying police three police cars, all pretty much without any trouble from the law. It had some amazing moments like:
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>medieval battle tier of roughly 100 of our guys and similar amount of antifas, batons, knives, handheld flares included
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>everyone is psyched and shouting like a complete fucking barbarian while charging
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>hear collapsible batons opening all around me
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>they panic and ran away
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Or:
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>running away from a huge police squad, we get into some side street, we see parked police car with two cops locked inside looking all scared
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>start smashing front window with a rock like a proper grug, friend of mine takes it even further into full monke mode and climbs on the roof, jumping like a complete chimp, others are kicking into it
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>cops panic and just floor it
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>chimp bro falls down and doesn't get up
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>run to him, he is shaken but okay, we laugh it off
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Or:
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>besieging their antifa house
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>antifags are barricaded on the roof, throwing rocks and molotovs down on us
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>have regular hammer I brought with me
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>some roided up mutant xhuge Polish guy stomps towards me
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>points to my hammer and asks "mlot?" (hammer)
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>say yeah
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>he gestures that I give it to him
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>do as mr. 150 kilos in muscle asks
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>he takes it, stomps away
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>throws it like a fucking nordic god and hits one of roof antifas who immediately goes down
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Or:
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>some mad lads set aflame the famed rainbow arc city installed (pic related)
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>it was made from thousands of small fake flowers
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>now they are flying everywhere around like fireflies
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>everyone around cheers
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It was definitely the best day in my life. Pure primal stuff. <|endoftext|> If youre handsome being short (5'7 to 5'9) literally doesnt matter. Italy's biggest playboy was like 5'6 or thereabouts. It only matters in that it will be difficult for you to intimidate other men, which pleases our grug brains <|endoftext|>
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something like this
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we learned about it in biology class but i remember fuck all
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all i know is, grug eat protein, grug lift heavier rock <|endoftext|> >Shaman tell Grug how much strength spirit favors Grug
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>Grug never lift boulder before but wonder if maybe someday
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>Not want look like berry picker any more
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>Ask Shaman how to perform ritual
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>Tell Grug spit in strange see through rock and wait one moon for omen
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>hope not berry picker
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>come back to cave and find this cave painting
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Does strength god favor Grug or longnose trick? <|endoftext|>
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Grug appreciate, this is how Grug know adviceman not maple leaf <|endoftext|>
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Imagine being incel or just over all undesirable / slave grug in prehistoric times. <|endoftext|>
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> grug wife leave
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> grug make cave painting of grug mating with twinky gatherers on her cave wall
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> grug leave twink faces out though <|endoftext|>
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Grug want to bulk, but grug need to do cardio to catch mammoth. What grug do? <|endoftext|> >Grug lift heavy rock
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>Twinky gatherers blow the lunk conch again <|endoftext|>
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> Grug eat more gazelle
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> Grug eat what life giver gives
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> Grug drink less berry juice
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> Grug run to river instead
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> Grug lift many big rock by river
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> Grug need burn many calorie
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> Life giver right Grug need eat like tiger to become like tiger
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> Grug only big weight because Grug spend all day in cave <|endoftext|>
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>Grug grow up always shunned by other
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>Grug always sad alone
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>Grug start hunt and pick up heavy rock when hit 17 great rock rotations
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>Grug get big, Grug body also get longer than all others
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>Grug brow ridge come in
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>Grug now feel good. Grug no more shun or dunged on by others. Others now scared of Grug
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>Grug get Gruginas and hunting bros
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>ffw
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>Grug meet Grugina with bad brain
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>Grug think in love
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>Grug get hurt, in heart area
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>Grug stop hunting. Grug stop pick up heavy
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>Grug head bad. Grug head attacked by demon voice
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>tells Grug everything’s his fault, Grug not good enough, Grug always a berry picker, Grug will die alone in cave
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>Grug sad many moons
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>Grug wake up enraged
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>Grug start lifting heavy rock like it’s Gruginas skull
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>Grug start hunting
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>Demon voice go away
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>Grug miss day
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>Demon voice come back
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>Grug never miss day now
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>Grug happy again <|endoftext|>
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