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Grug be careful
not know what happen if start
maybe hill slip easy
maybe end bad <|endoftext|> > grug feel no good
> grug ask shaman why grug no feel good
> shaman say grug no feel good because grug no right in head rock
> grug read cave walls to learn head rock
> grug now feel little good now <|endoftext|> >Grug too slow on field
>Grug weight affecting grug in head
>No grugina
>Grug no eat in morning
>Grug eat less gazelle
>Family notice
>Family fixing grug to eat more gazelle
>Father: you make your life giver sad, you don't eat what is gathered
>Life giver shoves more berries in Grug mouth
>What do <|endoftext|> > be grug
> two grugs in village teach grugs like me to lift boulder, jgrug and tgrug
> jgrug gets mad at tgrug because tgrug takes meat, says he can get more by using it as bait, but then it just rots.
> No more meat for tgrug and jgrug
> jgrug and tgrug no more friends
> tgrug sad. tgrug knows he made mistake but jgrug no fair. It was my meat anyway
> tgrug doesn't know what to do anymore <|endoftext|> >be me
>not best hunter, not big enough butt working on it
>run pretty fast tho, so good scout
>cave-stacy only want hunter-chug
>out lifting rocks by the stream
>can almost lift biggest rock
>see some one miring me from the tree line
>its not stacy, its fast cats who stole 3 babies last moon
>run back to cave to warn tribe
>we hide babies and send out hunting party
>hunters kill fast cats
>chief honor me
>give me warriors cowl of slain cat beast
>im a fucking hero now
>show off my new hat to stacy
>She says its cute
>try to explain it for my bravery and actually makes run faster
>hunters approach
>brug thinks its cute
>chug thinks im cute
>lug thinks I should come over to his cave and practice lifting rocks after bonefire
>grug thinks I should stop lifting rocks and just focus on running
>i search for stacy but she has slipped away
>chud agrees with grug and says I'm cuter than stacy
>chug says I should come along on next 4week hunters only trip to support them with my scouting ant cool hat
>they all agree
>no stacy today, but I'm one of the hunters now
We are all gonna make it <|endoftext|>
>Grug no mate with small man
>Grug get rock aids
Exceptionally Based <|endoftext|> >be grug
>small man in next cave have no body hair and large dumper
>be friends while small man while young
>grow old and begin hunting life
>small man stay back home and pick berries
>small man begin touch shoulders when grug come back from hunt
>small man always bend over in front of grug when put log on fire
>woman argue with grug when he mate with them
>small man never argue, only nice to grug
>grug drink rotten fruit water from gourd when sad
>sometimes small man does fertility dance alone in cave with grug when drink rotten fruit water
>grug get hard club when this happen
>what do? <|endoftext|> >be grug
>in cave lifting rock
>leaving cave grugina smiles and waves
>look down at rock, berries spilling everywhere
>run away
>later on by fireside
>grug gaze into bright embers and dancing flame
>have vision of &quot;man&quot; and &quot;destiny&quot;
>grug envision the new man essentially becoming, changing, growing
>grug realise the symbiosis of man and struggle, the glory and beauty in the manifestation of will onto the world around oneself and the tragedy and success involved
>monobrow raising stuff
>stand up, walk off into the cave and begin painting grand schematics for a hydrogen bomb with boar blood
>detail the entire philosophy of Rene Guenon and Heidigger and synthesize them with Thomism
>detail a system for the Ascension of man to become godlike
>concieve of all poetry and wring the sweat of my being into great tomes
>mighty drums pound in my ears and veins coarse with power
>wake up
>still by fire, camp empty
>go back to picking berries
>sleep on cave floor alone
>again <|endoftext|>
>grug brow ridge small
>berry pickers like big brow ridge gruds
>grug have no berry picker
>grug can no club inside berry picker
is over? how make brow ridge big? <|endoftext|> Grug face when last rep <|endoftext|>
here's my bench, obv not all of it is home-made but the grug 50lb weights are <|endoftext|>
I like your caveman bench press, Grug. Looks nice. <|endoftext|>
>grug see grog like girl i like
>grug not like
>grug smash <|endoftext|>
>never been studied long term
>humans survived an ice age
Yeah, I'm gonna need a quick rundown on where Grug and Urk got their corn chex cereal about 200,000 years ago. <|endoftext|>