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I am headstrong and stubborn, often believing my way to the best strategy. I am also loyal and steadfast, I will give my life for a member of the Mucktooth tribe and any I would call "friend"
Took me about 5 minutes and I have enough detail to feel like a real person without handing the DM an essay. Good system Anon <|endoftext|>
if Grug be stronk no need quikc <|endoftext|>
>traditional sculpting good
>digital sculpting bad
Grug no like new shape cutting rock. Old shape cutting rock work fine. <|endoftext|>
that list is fine. theres a couple cards i would change out because i have a Karrthus deck thats pretty high power. dragon storm for example isnt as good as you think it is unless you're actually going for storm count.
dragons isnt hard to build your main win condition is ramp into sideways dragon grug style
the biggest problem i run into with my deck is card draw. you dont want to run out of gas because as soon as one or two dragons come down they become removal magnets <|endoftext|>
>muh close quarters
>muh armor
I don't think you appreciate just how long cavemen were around before all that other shit came to be. Unless you're assuming every fucking spear in existence since the dawn of Grug was the size of a pike and that he's somehow as retarded as you and wouldn't just upshaft even if it was too long. <|endoftext|>
>The caveman
>Fighting an armored opponent
>Why grug no can stab rock wear man? <|endoftext|>
grug smash <|endoftext|>
>Be hunter grug
>Kill mammoths for food
>One day grag say &quot;me take food&quot;
>I hunt grag
>Am have power to remove grugs
>win <|endoftext|>
Funny, I actually did write Berserker initially but decided to &quot;tone it down&quot;. Berserker kind of implies a raging maniac. Grug can be chill. <|endoftext|>
Grug
3RRGG
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
5/5
Then fill his box with flavor text and done, there you have a Legends card. <|endoftext|>
> Its a-me, Grug the Barbarian. I'm from Bawston. Aaaaaaye! <|endoftext|>
>Grug good friend of Grogo
>Invite Grogo for family cave dinner
>No bearfur, no grass skirt; Grug family all nude
>Grogo sit next to pretty Grug mom
>Grogo face turn red
>Grug wonder, ''what is?''
>Grogo have boom-boom-stiffy
>Grug MAD <|endoftext|>
grug tribe the best <|endoftext|>
Booze is very likely older than homo sapiens, actually. It takes some rather specialized gut flora to safely digest alcohol. We likely developed it as monkeys so we could eat overripe fruit.
The other theory for the first booze is that grug found a beehive that had been damaged in a rainstorm and had some water seep in and mix with the honey, fermenting into mead. <|endoftext|>
>grug eat mushroom
>grug poop lots
>worms in poop
>...
>grug eat lots more mushroom haha poopies
yeah it's nice to be reminded people have always been exactly the same <|endoftext|> You could shamelessly steal from Prophet, they're what remains of a past Earth empire's that outlived the the empire they served, and just kept going about conquering and enslaving everythkng they see because it's all they know, then were finally defeated and went into cryo sleep, but now they're waking up. They don't necessarily clone, initially lacking the means, but that's a matter of time. They range from psychic monsters that lead them, to assault grug who wakes up on a remote island without a higher caste to lead them, and them wipe them selves out through a mix of fighting for dominance and cannibalism. They have a lot of troops, and really don't give a fuck about anyone who isn't some important higher caste, and even then they're prone to backstabbing over leadership disputes. <|endoftext|>
That's not bunga. Grug no like. <|endoftext|> how should I go about making a dumb orc named grug. <|endoftext|>
True
Even Grug knew that Urg, while retarded, has a place and use in the cave <|endoftext|>
>mage makes himself immune to bludgeoning damage
>proceeds to have any tools he's using to cast with broken or otherwise taken from him
>attempts to reach into his clothing or verbally recite a spell are met with his hands being batted away or his mouth being obstructed or forced shut by the cudgel mid word
>mage proceeds to have a fucking heart attack upon the realization that the person slapping him about probably plans to wait out the spell's duration
>dies screaming without ever actually taking blunt damage
Truly, Grug is the most powerful class. <|endoftext|>
Because atlatls are the future Grug. <|endoftext|>
Alright, lets create a scenario where even your bleeding heart can understand.
>Me Grug
>Shug has cave
>Shug found cave before me
>Shug owns cave
>I want cave
>*Clubs Shug to death*
>I own cave now
There can be no moral wrong if the opposition is dead, as there is no one to argue for the opposite side. Might makes right, either through physical strength with the caveman, or technological strength through the Colt. The only reason were here arguing on the computer is because there are people who have an exponentially higher amount of might, that would gun us down if we were killing each other in the streets. <|endoftext|>
>Good to know that you finally understood.
I see that you don't understand, grug.
>Btw, SWS is not a ranged or finesse weapon.
Nope. But it uses a melee weapon that can be a finesse weapon. Just like magic stone can use a ranged weapon. So sneak attack works for both. <|endoftext|>
>With sling yes sneak attack.
Because then a ranged weapon is used.
>Without the sling no sneak attack
Because then a ranged weapon is not used, and it doesn't have a material component that is a ranged or finesse weapon.
Need ranged or finesse weapon to make sneak attack. Does grug understand? <|endoftext|>
Your only &quot;proof&quot; of this working as you say is a sage advice where Crawford says that the Magic Stone only works alongside Sneak Attack when launched with a Sling.
Without the sling no sneak attack. With sling yes sneak attack.
Need weapon to make sneak attack. Does grug understand? <|endoftext|> >itt. seething barbariancucks
FACE THE POWER OF CIVILIZATION, GRUG <|endoftext|>
Grug took weapon feat
Grug only use more damage weapon <|endoftext|>
You'll be fine if you don't Grug your way through the game. <|endoftext|> GIVE GRUG A GREEN RED UNGA DECK RIGHT NOW. <|endoftext|>
Why would they? Why would you?
It must be sad having no imagination to play with, See
This guy gets it.
No concentration check? Grug must be the DM's pet.
Can't see why this couldn't be a fun mechanic the two sides charging their attacks seems just dumb fun btw. <|endoftext|>
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PREPARE TO DIE ORC, YOU WILL NEVER HURT MY FRIENDS AAAAAAAAAAA
>Grug the orc just whacks the fighter in the knee and he stops charging <|endoftext|>
As humans evolved in intellegence, so too did their potential for the magical arts.
Many thousands of years passed, with thousands of potential wizards going their whole life without so much as a minor magical phenomina going on around them