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What are you on about. Bloodbowl is super /YourDudes/ friendly. For example here is my Orc team, Da Badlands Bustas&rsquo; who came 2nd in a local league tournament, with their Blitzer Snikrat Grug as their star player. Currently they are in the process of gearing, planning and training for the 2nd season of the league <|endoftext|>
If they have a distinctively Human face then they aren't furry.
Mod was just being a Grug. <|endoftext|>
>I don't really care for Tolkien
<span class="spoiler">I read the trilogy recently and it was honestly, for all its cleverness, poorly structured and dull. Most of the words of inspiration familiar from the movie actually occur before the adventure even starts, rather than at the impactful moments they do in the films. After reading the books I now agree whole-heartedly with the ways the films were restructured and most of the omissions. Tom Bombadil adds literally nothing to the plot and I'm glad that most of his interesting interactions with the hobbits and the natural world were given to Treebeard, instead. I don't however, agree with cutting the inter-class dynamics of the story. It robbed Saruman of his truly sinister and subtle soft power and relegated him to throwing whimpy fireballs like some Grug's dnd PC. <|endoftext|>
GRUG SMASH <|endoftext|>
Grug smash and jewish planning <|endoftext|>
Yes, Grug. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG SUGGEST CROSSING INTO BARBARIAN. STAY NOT MAGIC AND BE BETTER MAN. ALSO FUCK BARDS. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG CAN COUNT TO HIS INT SCORE AND WRITE HIS NAME <|endoftext|>
>GRUG PREFER BULLYING THE BARD GUILD MORE. BREAK THEIR INSTRUMENTS AND THEN FUCK THEIR GIRLS. ALWAYS FUNNY. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG THINK THAT SMASHING SAFER. SKELETONS LAUGH AT STUPID KNIFE BUT EXPLODE FROM HAMMER. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG THINK THAT STUPID AND FRAIL. HORSE STRONG. HORSE MADE OF MEAT IF NEED BE. STUPID WHEEL THING FALLS OVER, NOT MADE OF MEAT.
>GRUG TIRED OF DEXFAG AND HIS STUPID DAGGER. WHY DOES HE THINK SMALL POINTY KILL BETTER THAN BIG SMASHY? IS STUPID. <|endoftext|>
>OH. GRUG UNDERSTAND. YOU WANT TO BE WITH HER LONGER. GIVE HER FOOD AND SPEND TIME WITH HER. KNOW HER. THEN SAY YOU HAVE DICK PROBLEM THAT ONLY SHE CAN FIX <|endoftext|>
>GRUG DOES SQUATS UNTIL THIGHS CAN CRUSH GRANITE. ALL DAYS ARE LEG DAYS. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG THINK BARDS ARE WORSE. ALWAYS LEAVE GIRL UPSET. EAT THEIR STUPID LUTES AND SHOW THEM HOW TO DO WOMAN AND WATCH THEM CRY. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG SUGGESTS TAKING LEVEL IN BARBARIAN. STOP WASTING KILLY POWER AND GO KILL MONSTERS. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG SUGGESTS YOU DO FAITH STUDY, THEN SAY YOU HAVE CONDISHUN WITH DICK. WORKS EVERY TIME <|endoftext|>
>GRUG SAY THAT BARBARIAN IS BEST, IF YOU WIN FIGHT. GRUG STILL CONFUSED, WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FIGHTER AND BARBARIAN? GRUG MIGHT BE BOTH. <|endoftext|>
>GRUG SUGGEST GOING TO CLERIC SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. JUST SAY YOU HAVE INJURY. WORKS EVERY TIME. <|endoftext|> >GRUG THINK HE IN WRONG GUILD. THIS HIT THINGS WITH SWORD GUILD, RIGHT? <|endoftext|>
It's not really much of a warrior culture anymore, that's the whole overarching plot of the Mandalore arcs in that show. A big cultural shift centered around a terroristic cult hell-bent on returning to grug Mando ways.
It's not like the warrior Mandos are totally incompetent either, considering they're able to take over Mandalore alongside Maul, with the leader of Death Watch going toe-to-toe with a Sith Lord, even if the fight was a bit one-sided <|endoftext|> Conan was a fantasy (fairly explicitly) for men who felt emasculated in today's age. Also, it didn't last long, since Elric had a far greater influence on RPGs. A fantasy about doing whatever you want when you want it because we live in a society is no longer as fascinating. Barbarians are still popular, but 99% of the time they are an excuse to be a Grug-like meme character for the laughs, not the untamed yet cultured Conan. <|endoftext|>
I don't why but pigeonholing shien ss the grug form is funny to me. <|endoftext|>
>poor Nara SI
grug mating press
grug break brain
Grug strongest self-insert there is <|endoftext|>
Radiating confidence is the beautiful Newcomer, Grug the Destroyer. On the location of his living room in Grognath, Land of Darkness, the photographer, Aldriel captures Grug lively spirit just beautifully. Though he might be a Newcomer to Playogre, Grug has been in the adult industry for years and is thrilled to be posing for Playogre. But the photographer doesn't need to worry about his photo quality because he is confident in the work. While all photographers have their limitations, there is no doubt that Grug will be happy to take a few steps forward and grow as a photographer.
If you are in the San Francisco area and want to meet a Playogre photographer or get some cool Playogre/Grog-related gifts, head on over to website and order your perfect Playogre/Grog gift. <|endoftext|>
>me unga land, bunga draw card
>unga bunga ramp spell, grug smart deck maker
>me have spicy landfall <|endoftext|>
>vista, snow basic, astrolabe
>fetch, abur dual, w&amp;6
>fetch, abur dual, lotv
>fetch, abur dual, jtms
at 16 life with perfect 5-color fixing. make grug think <|endoftext|>
>GRUG WANT BIG DUMB SMASH PRIMARCH!!! WHY VOLCAN NO BIG DUMB SMASH PRIMARCH!?!?? <|endoftext|>
Imagine my shock. I just try to be friendly and this kid just says kys like this is /v/ or something.
Just kidding. That kind of low brow behaviour was well within expectations. Grug smash and all that jazz. <|endoftext|>
>grug didn't make the cut
Unfair. <|endoftext|> Grug like smash. Grug no like fireball spell, where smash? Where satisfying crunch of opponents bone under Grug's club? Where spray of blood over Grug's face? Grug is simple orc that prefers the traditional methods. <|endoftext|>
>sex and sexualisation are the same thing
Go home Grug you&rsquo;re drunk. <|endoftext|>
>grug smash <|endoftext|> >LG
You are cookie cutter good guy. You really can&rsquo;t escape being the &ldquo;hero&rdquo; even if you do the whole &ldquo;good is not nice&rdquo; schtick. If you don&rsquo;t care about failing this you aren&rsquo;t LG.
>NG
You want to be a good guy and you think the world will be rosy after you do your deeds. Terrible alignment but you don&rsquo;t care much anyway.
>CG
Takes pride in fixing the work of scumbags without stopping them. Beats conmen at their own game. You are probably a stubborn asshole.
>LN
LG&rsquo;s who do dirty work. But really you&rsquo;re just a lawyer. Everybody hates these guys.
>TN
A lot of variety here. Hard to do because making bad decisions can toss you into another alignment easily and permanently. Or you just don&rsquo;t give a damn about alignment.
>CN
You hate laws and don&rsquo;t care about morals, but don&rsquo;t like troubling innocents? The definitive angsty teenager.
>LE
Doesn&rsquo;t take opportunities like NE does, it&rsquo;s all about sticking to the long con for you. Really only the DM knows you&rsquo;re evil.
>NE
You actually hate the idea of alignments. The world is Grand Theft Auto for you, time to see what you can get away with.
>CE
Grug smash. <|endoftext|>
>it's a giant ball of Helium constantly undergoing nuclear fission and igniting the Hydrogen around it, while being held together by gravity.
That not what Grug said? <|endoftext|>
the simple rundown:
get something that boosts your initiative, preferrably to like 8+3d6 or more
and go high AGI and get something that boosts it, preferrably to 8 or more total
get a reasonably strong concealable weapon and a strong firefight weapon (ex. a machine pistol and an AR)
if you want to do melee, get good STR too or a monowhip or shock gloves or something instead
that's all you need to be effective
you should at least have a 14 dice pool (6 stat + 6 skill + 2 from a specialization in what you use to kill things) and a bit of initiative to be effective but don't invest INSANELY far into it because otherwise you'll be useless outside of combat which is arguably worse
it's a fun exercise in play for everyone to at least once make a high STR low CHA grug troll and smash things <|endoftext|>
I like to run orcs in my setting a little differently. Not 'different so I can say I'm different', but a similar ideal given a little fresh air, ideally
>orcs used to be a relatively peaceful and magically-inclined scholarly folk until, during their betrayal by the elves, they ended up using alchemy and selective breeding to essentially engineer themselves to a more hardcore state of &quot;survival at any cost&quot;
> modern orcs, while militant an usually scattered into small groups, tend to be cold and pragmatic, with these small groups functioning more as independent companies or martial enclaves than tribes
> more known for being able to rapidly set up hardened fortifications and lock down entire areas with lines of disciplined archers (and the bows orcs can draw are nasty) than just rampaging, but when they get into the thick of things and havoc breaks out, they do 'berserk', but in this case it's less roaring madness and psychotic strength and more an ice-cold state of absolute focus--Rather than strength it's their dexterity, accuracy and reflexes that get a boost
>instead of me grug me fight chief and become new chief, the chieftan is chosen in a council of the elders ('squad leaders') of the enclave, and much of their history is preserved through marching songs <|endoftext|>
keep crying, little wizard baby
grug the orc is starting to eat your spellbook <|endoftext|> >GRUG'S BEER AND MEAD AND RIBS AND A BARD ON THURSDAYS I DON'T KNOW YOU NAME THE DAMN THING <|endoftext|> Something that always takes me for a fucking loop is the known languages part of character creation.
Why is grug the 8 int barbarian allowed to know four fucking languages goddamn <|endoftext|>
Big blue Grug think chieftan Grug have small dick. Big blue Grug dare chieftan Grug to call him bitch to his face, <|endoftext|>
Chieftain Grug think big blue Grug little bitch <|endoftext|>
>5e too hard fh4r grug
>grugnh wantis play 2eidition fighbter man
>not like rulkes an od prepfer to roleollay
Imagine being this guy <|endoftext|> grug break in then break in <|endoftext|>
>moar than one modal on bass. Grug no understand. <|endoftext|>
I am cavemaster for many moon. I tell you good thought. Never, never, never let Western Valley grug pretend be Sunrise Tribe. You say, &quot;But Grug, she say she really Sunrise Tribe!&quot; Grug say, &quot;No!&quot; She not really Sunrise Tribe, she just know how say &quot;fire&quot; in Sunrise Tribe word. She think all Sunrise Tribe carry mammoth in mouth, run into other grugs. She not even real she. She just Western Valley grugbeard. <|endoftext|>
I had a similar problem a while back. Here's what happened:
>Be cavemaster
>Player with eastern cave painting grug
>Grug apparently countless moons old, but looks like tribe cub