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Grug isnt stupid. Crossbows are just fancy hammers. <|endoftext|> grug desu <|endoftext|> I hate putting spellcasters in my encounters as a DM
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They are so hard to use and run compared to GRUG SMASH <|endoftext|>
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It's pretty simple. If Chief Grug Jr is an idiot, he won't really rule. Oh certainly, when he stamps his feet in a tantrum, everyone obeys. But the real power is in his court, with the smart people who manipulate him. That alone is reason to accept hereditary rule. The king controls the kingdom, so if the king is your puppet you are the true king, or more likely an oligarchy.
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There have also been kings that were not stupid, but were just lazy and only wanted the good side of life. They were content to party and fuck wenches all day while the smart people handled things, and were easily talked into rubber stamping whatever they wanted.
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The oligarchs would most honestly rather see a stupid, incompetent, pliable king than a righteous or unrighteous king that actively consolidates power. Even more so because when their stupid schemes fuck up, they can blame it on the king. <|endoftext|>
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I'm dumb as a rock but I do have to wonder why hereditary succession has ended up becoming more or less the norm throughout human history. It makes sense for the king to want to pass down his realm to his children and it makes sense to eventually move away from the "every child gets a slice" model which leads to a vicious cycle of conquest and collapse, but how did this ever become acceptable to everyone else? How did the idea of "Chief Grug dead. Chief Grug good chief. Maybe Grug Jr. also good chief?" catch on so universally, even when Grug Jr. is literally retarded? <|endoftext|>
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Grug have question, rock-gee. Grug want take Grugling to witch doctor and am get magic potion to stop Grugling from get sick. But Grug's mate say she am see Facerock painting which say potion am make Grugling talk funny and worship blue hedgehog spirit. What do? <|endoftext|>
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Absolutely. My setting is the same way, and I think a lot are
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IMO if anything settings that use >"grug smash" retard evil are the dumb ones <|endoftext|> Is it a problem if I allow traditionally evil races (orcs, goblins, some giants, other schlubs) to sometimes be "good"? I'm not talking about making all orcs le noble savages, just have some of them be more developed. I have human races/cultures that are downright nasty, but most are just people. Is it dumb to allow to some orcs to not be "grug smash" retard evil? <|endoftext|>
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Nah, that's grug. Grug likes to make island cyoas. <|endoftext|>
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this is more "my table is full of shitters" but when i rolled a divination wizard half my party asked if i'd play evocation or "something combat effective" instead. so that was neat
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long death monk is pretty fun, idk if it's considered weak or disappointing tho
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zealot barb is demonstrably worse than totem barb but i've enjoyed it so far, grug hit big number is neat <|endoftext|>
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A stupid character is most likely not imaginative and fairly content with simply following any orders given to them. A 1 INT character would be nonsapient in d&d (I think 4 is required for sapiency) but for fallout you're effectively going with a caveman. They don't talk very much, typically only when prompted to. Their go-to solution to problems is smashing things, or if that fails letting the smart people deal with it. Stupid characters can be bitter and vengeful about their lot in life, blissfully ignorant of it or aware and relatively melancholy about it. "Grug want learn how know squiggle lines do meaning." <|endoftext|>
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>Hurrr grug say new bad old gud <|endoftext|>
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The grug was dying to the Pixie anyway so might as well not make it paper cuts <|endoftext|>
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How is that even an argument? Being skilled with a weapon isn't represented by having high damage, it's represented by having high dice pools, and that hasn't changed
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all that's changed is that two equally skilled swordsman, one a literal pixie and the other an enormous grug, deal the same damage with a combat axe bigger than the pixie's body <|endoftext|>
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Not him, but I think it's possible to solve without a dice roll. Having 'tactics' just be measured by each character's Int score. Each player can write down that many words for their plan of action, and receive that many words of any other plan in turn. So the 4 Int drooling retard of a barbarian will only understand any plan that starts with 'Grug smashes puny mage' or something similarly brief to tell him what to do <|endoftext|>
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Grug should accept farming never work. Hunting and gathering berries let us eat. If Grug continue ask question me club Grug over head with rock. <|endoftext|>
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WW1: Grug kills Grags son
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WW2: Massacre of Fair Valley
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WW3: the Great Yamna Invasion
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... <|endoftext|>
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>Grug plays 40K.png <|endoftext|> just rp as grug <|endoftext|>
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There were still celebrities and hero worship and unjustified placing of people on pedestals they didn’t earn. The materialism is mostly novel, I will grant you, but people have deferred to celebrity back to when Grug brought home 3 antelopes when everyone else could only get some berries (and Grug just got lucky but kept that part a secret). <|endoftext|>
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>grug play dis color grug put only color staples in! grug hate tribal tribe <|endoftext|> Right. So I did some working on it and changed it up a bit.
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Pulled out Firemind Vessel, Angel of Despair, and Debtors' Knell, replacing them with Castigate, R//R, and Luminous Bonds.
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I know, that gives me three Aura's that basically do the same thing: Stop Grug's big monsta from tapping to win the game.
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Not sure if I should trim further creatures. <|endoftext|>
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>grug want to play gray Tolkien rip off
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>grug scared of change <|endoftext|> Don't be as emotional in situations. Basically, Grug. <|endoftext|>
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Grug miss less second option
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More attack more happy <|endoftext|>
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Grug not so sure this about.
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He think it weird. <|endoftext|> Why doesn't the Death Guard have a SC box?
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Grug sad
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No, seriously, how does one start a DG army? <|endoftext|>
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>imagine being this grug brained <|endoftext|> Is it bad writing to have orcs, but some are "good"?. I want to make one tribe of them in my setting somewhat civilized due to missionaries/priests from the God of X converting them. They'll still have Orcish customs and such but they won't be all "grug smash, grug kill, grug love evil Orc god(s), grug sacrifice other races." <|endoftext|>
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It's not even fucking original, it's the fucking 'Grug' wojacks. <|endoftext|>
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Personally for myself,i would say the Dragon Ball card game, its not to complicated, and there are pretty grug decks out there, it usally involves Broly hand destruction or Goku stuff. <|endoftext|>
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This is just a head in the sand grug take. /tg/ should stick to /tg/. Amateur hour /pol/ is cringe af. <|endoftext|>
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>It's obviously bullshit metagaming if Grug the Barbarian wakes up one day saying "hey guys, I have an idea - what if we tell people to boil their water before drinking to prevent disease?"
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Said that way exactly I agree. But I can understand if he notices people generally feel less sick if they boil water first rather than drinking it straight. <|endoftext|> >"hey guys, I have an idea - what if we tell people to boil their water before drinking to prevent disease?"
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Do you have any logical justification behind your proposal?
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Do you have any idea on the process as to why that would help in any way?
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Do you have any strong evidence to support any of your words?
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Or are you just sprouting nonsense like 'KILL DEM ALL TO HEAR THEY SCREAMS AND LUMINTAISHUNS OF THE WIMMINZ'?
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Fellow party members, help grug to the long rest, he is clearly in shock. <|endoftext|> It's obviously bullshit metagaming if Grug the Barbarian wakes up one day saying "hey guys, I have an idea - what if we tell people to boil their water before drinking to prevent disease?". But what if there is a plausible way for a PC to invent something new?
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An easy way is just to disallow it - the characters already change the world by fighting evil necromancers or whatever, so it might be too much if they also revolutionize industry by inventing the steam engine. Still, it's weird to have characters of whom many are very intelligent polymaths, and none of them uses their talents to permanently increase the sum of human (or elf) knowledge. Is there a way you can roll dice to resolve this?
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Let's say one of your players says "I want my character to invent the printing press". Other than "fuck off", what do you tell them? <|endoftext|>
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>For the guys, the findings were straightforward enough: The straight men in the study were physically aroused by women, gay men were aroused by men, and neither group felt any stirrings for the apes. The men's physical reactions (erections) were in agreement with what they reported being turned on by.
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>The women in the study, on the other hand, didn't react as predictably. While they reported feeling aroused in the ways you might expect (straight women were turned on by men, lesbians by women), measurements of their vaginal blood flow showed that they were physically aroused by all the forms of coupling they saw — even the bonobos.
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It makes sense from an evolutionary perspective: a woman who's turned on by everything and everyone that fucks her has better odds of surviving. Which is really fucking convenient when Grug tribe comes by to beat your husband to death. The women who flew into a rage, tried to attack Grug tribe and then died by virtue of being fucking incompetent didn't pass down their genes. The ones that got impregnated on top of their husbands' still warm corpses did.
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But please, go on and explain how both me and the scientific community don't know anything about women and need to have sex. Sex is a good enough replacement for hard data, I guess? <|endoftext|> What commander would Grug play? <|endoftext|> Grug wanna show pretty lady his club. <|endoftext|>
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I agree
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people have been meme grug renar too much
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when we were throwing around stats for him
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cunning warfare and persuasive were important stats for him
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we can flesh him out more
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I'd say his biggest motivation is helping his father, and he hopes revenge will heal his fathers mind <|endoftext|>
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Maroon for me, deep, lipstick red makes me think her toes are bleeding. Still, it doesn't get me hard, but I can understand the appeal of foot tidyness since a Grug like myself has hobbit feet with 2nd generation toenails <|endoftext|>
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I personally think that Yonwell just wanted to crack some skulls and fighting for Daemon would have allowed him to do that. But when he realized on which side his family would be remembered for he reconsidered and fought for the Red Dragon instead.
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Quite a lot of foresight from a retarded Grug if you ask me <|endoftext|>
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Yeah. I’m in a league right now with my friends. Only 2 more games before the semi finals. My (personal) star player Snikrat Grug has racked up 23 experience and has killed 5 players and scored two touchdowns. He is also gotten str 4 with Mightly Blow, and he has never once been knocked out. <|endoftext|> How should I do Orcs, (if at all), in my setting?
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Having a "grug atacc" race to be generic badguys can be useful from a lazy writing and trope perspective, but I don't really know how I'd want to have them portrayed.
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What's your favorite depictions of Orcs in various settings?
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One idea of having them be basically a bioweapon made by some evil Wizard might be appealing for how they came into being, but Lizardmen (And by extension Dragonborn) already fit that bill.
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Another vague idea is that all the "fantasy" races, (Except the aforementioned Lizards and Dragonborn), are essentially Humans who at some point had their respective civilization get exposed to magical horseshit and become said races over time, with the "evil" races being those who were already barbarian tribes living in shitholes to begin with before they started contracting magic-AIDS.
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I could always go the Warcraft Dindu Nuffin "we wuz honor and shit" path, but I feel that's not only overdone at this point but honestly just a bit of a shit crutch unless I was to deliberately say that Orcs are massive hypocrites about "muh honor", raiding and pillaging but bitching when there's retribution/only challenging people (Or at least Outsiders) to "duels" when they feel they have a massive advantage.
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Or I can just skip Orcs entirely and have Human bandits and raiders in regions without a big military presence. <|endoftext|>
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>luv me pond
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grug in the desert drinking water from what looks suspiciously like a monster ultra can.jpg <|endoftext|> Grug do make.
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Grug also smash anyone that tell Grug otherwise, because Grug have fun this way. <|endoftext|>
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The top percentage of Grug. <|endoftext|>
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>Grug breaking imperial law.
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>*one* caveman gets the attention of the arbites
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Just how impressive is this grug? <|endoftext|>
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A lot of feral/worlds are governed from orbit so as to not interfere with planet politics. If the Arbites have a base on the planet it would be in orbit and they would take a shuttle down as needed to deal with Grug breaking imperial law. <|endoftext|> How is the Arbite's presence on feral/feudal worlds dealt with in the canon?
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Must be weird seeing these guys with actual technology just hanging out, separated from the rest of society all day in worlds full of Grug cavemen and feudal peasants in the other. <|endoftext|>
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>4 stones of 10
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sam man active, large bird joke amuse, they in cave now
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