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>20 dex
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>mindlessly steals everything
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>can barely make long term memories has to tattoo important info o his body
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>most dps with out even trying
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"I shoot him with my bow"
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karketh
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>human warlock
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>I only killed my brother and family in self defense and now i took this dark power to protect myself from the law
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>claims LG literally gathers the souls of innocents for a deamon
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"im going to brood in the corner"
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scilith
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>dragon born fighter
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>well built tank
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>played by an idiot that seams to get every character he has ever played killed before level 5
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"i want to throw a net at him"
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>-2 dex
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skol fate seer
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>ratman divination wizard
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>somehow convinced dm to give him the lucky feat
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>zero damage spells
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>bullshits his way through everything, is extremely bold
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>go big or go home will instantly die the second he fails but never does because of lucky divination bullshit
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"i tug on the strings of fate" <|endoftext|>
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>the chimpout goes on, Grug refuses to let go of his irrational attachment <|endoftext|>
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Half-orc zealot barbarian, 6 int, basically a caveman
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The roleplaying is where he'll shines
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Grug is warrior philosopher. Grug left tribe to learn from other tribes. Grug will analyse tribes and find tribe's good ideas. Grug wants to figure out perfect way to live. Grug finds lots of things that bad for living. Grug hates those things, they get in Grug's way. Grug uses hate and anger to smash bad things. Some bad things concepts, can't smash concepts. This make Grug angry the most. Grug angry at existence itself. Grug angry at gods for bad things. Lately, Grug get so mad that club glows like sun. Glow lets Grug smash AND burn bad things. What will happen if Grug get more angry? Perhaps this sign that Grug on right path. Rage is powerful weapon. Grug will use rage to smash existence into better shape. If gods try to stop Grug, Grug smash them too. <|endoftext|>
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Seconded, right looks better in every way. Look at the way his clothes fly back due to his speed, the way its skin pulls up in response to his grip, the fact you can see that bit of its anatomy beneath its skin. On left its teeth just vanish into nothingness as soon as they reach its gums, it almost looks like they're going inward horizontally but if that were the case teetht hat large would rip out the moment it bit into something that didn't die immediately. Left also has eyes on the side of its head, which appeals to ungas that think it make sit look more bestial, but it's a trait for PREY. Right has forward facign eyes, a trait of PREDATORS, which it CLEARLY IS.
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TL;DR left is made by an grug who literally just wanted to make it look monster-y and came out with a fucking mess that only appeals to other grugs. Right was made by a chad who knew exactly how anatomy works, and what kings of traits a predator possesses, and translated the existing shitty model into an actual viable creature, while also just making everything about it look higher quality. <|endoftext|>
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>Might as well apply your stupid argument to every 'cosmetic modification' people do, huh Grug?
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Not him, but the angels that taught women how to use makeup DID get btfo for passing on forbidden knowledge. <|endoftext|>
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>You're a pedo if you don't like hair, REAL men like women who don't shave because it's NATURAL! They also don't like women who bathe, brush their teeth or hair, or otherwise perform any sort of hygiene on their bodies because that's not nature!
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Might as well apply your stupid argument to every 'cosmetic modification' people do, huh Grug? <|endoftext|>
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>t. grug <|endoftext|>
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>grug hit stuff good
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>what you mean supposed do stuff other than hit
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>grug only hit
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>why grog good at hit and other stuff
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>take away grog hit, only grug allowed hit good <|endoftext|> <strong>Rolled 8, 4, 1, 12, 6, 9 = 40 (6d20)
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FINE
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meet Grug the variant human barbarian, he has a strange attachment to glaives and hates halberds <|endoftext|>
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>DRUGS MAKE GOD ANGRY
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>SEX RELLY GOOD THO GRUG LOVE SEX, SEX IN ASS SEX IN MOUTH SEX GOOD MAKE SEX INCEL LOL <|endoftext|>
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Are dino fags the literal worst? They get an entire block dedicated to them, then get a handful of insane rares immediately after, AND THEY STILL COMPLAIN.
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>Me want unga bunga smash with gisath, but not enough dinos to smash 3 people at once.
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>dino beaner lady no make 10/10 dino token on +1. Grug angry
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I swear, you never see sliver fags or any of the others complain near this much <|endoftext|>
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>"strategist"
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>+1: draw a card and oh throw a counter somewhere
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>-7: grug smash <|endoftext|>
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no. Fuck your Grug <|endoftext|> >every other guild combo getting cool cards that can win games
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>meanwhile bros and grug get 4RR act of treason with a shock stapled to it <|endoftext|>
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So? At best they're sinking 1/4th of your army and at worst more than fucking half into something most players will hide at the back to avoid losing.
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Unless you're playing some grug level unlimied turns table each other to win game mode all you need to do is shoot away his ranged units then laugh as you rake in VPs because he has no map control. <|endoftext|>
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Me Mammoth kill cause Khorne
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Step in Mammoth shit be Nurgle
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Me Suck Mammoth Tits be Slaanesh
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Devolopong is Tzeench, no more mammoth
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Yor Grug <|endoftext|>
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>not playing grug, a half-orc barbarian who just likes to hit things that get in the way of money, drink, and girls <|endoftext|>
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>nation
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>inbreeding
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Who let Grug out? <|endoftext|> Me Grug. Me bring own club. Me hit adventurers.
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Me unionised. Expect regular break and dental plan. <|endoftext|> >Grug think this look Wahamma
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>Grug no think this look Drow <|endoftext|>
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grug will dominate <|endoftext|>
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>using visual representation
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Yikes, Grug! Grug just HAS to do his obscure "original" thingies, like all seasons he does! Thinks it make Grug better Wordspeaker than older masters! Ha! Older masters need no stupid wall-pictures to make story so much better than anything Grug does! Just do masterpiece with words, while Grug thinks we'll be so amazed with his "zub-ner-shon", we just sit on floor with jaws dropped like Onions-tribe! "Oooooohh, picture-thingies!"
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Grug is truly weakling, and should never be Wordspeaker! <|endoftext|>
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>alt right
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>free market
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Pick one, Grug. <|endoftext|> Ooga booga!! Grug see many dots on Grug rock. Grug make big stick unga no bash Grug!! <|endoftext|>
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abaddon grug smashed calgar
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calgar used 4D chess and blew up abaddon's ship
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unless there's some other bullshit hiding in there, vigilus was the predictable stalemate everyone thought it was going to be <|endoftext|>
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>sorcerer makes finely crafted threats with a hard glare and a silver tongue
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>barb: ME GRUG MAKE YOU FALLS DOWN SWER ON ME MAM <|endoftext|>
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>If I get back into the game, I just wanna play "braindead big dumb monster turn card to the right grug smash and win". That sounds fun
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It's fun but not competitive, you'll have to build it from scratch
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Just look at the Gruul guild cards from Ravnica Allegiance <|endoftext|>
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I mean they challenger decks all look decent but idk, none of them really have anything that I don't already have nor would they be building towards something I wanna play.
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If I get back into the game, I just wanna play "braindead big dumb monster turn card to the right grug smash and win". That sounds fun <|endoftext|>
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>History of dragons
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Grug
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