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>Thag Thag grug grug (pants) grug see lizard this big it dragon right?

Thag
>Grug stupid <\|endoftext\|> grug like gurps

does not like dee en dee <\|endoftext\|> Another problem is that they decided to print what is essentially a straight-up better version of Fires of Yavimaya in R/G colors that makes everything even bigger or hasty, so even if they want to print some green goodstuff, green will be intentionally crippled for many sets because at every step they need to ask themselves how it's going to interact with Balanced 3cmc Enchantment of Grug Enabling <\|endoftext\|>
>evil
Nice meme moralist grug <\|endoftext\|>
>>"Humans are boring"
I keep reading this and I still never got it. What the fuck does that even mean?
>The most physically, intellectually, and culturally diverse sentient species in existence is somehow more 2-dimensional than Grug the Orc Barbarian man. <\|endoftext\|>

grug hates metal <\|endoftext\|>
Depends on how it’s applied, but ye Uncle Ted had a lot of things right, smash the tech grug war now <\|endoftext\|>
>dragonborn thus shit, but he's bronze at least so he's ok
>OK, I guess. Sounds like a standard aasimar.
>guy tried to prove regular human isn't shit, cheated by going wizard afterwards
>he's either based as fuck war drummer bro or utter shit dumb screaming Grug, no in between
>token party snowflake <\|endoftext\|>
My setting is stone age and swords haven't been invented yet. But the greatest clubmaster is named Grug, and he acts about how you would expect. <\|endoftext\|>
>Grug feel like all this happen before!
>Yeah, that what shamans say. All happen before, all happen again.
>No listen to shaman-shroom-talk, Grug, Urg. You just bored is all.
>Says you, Tag. <\|endoftext\|>
>Being too fucking scared to actually role play your character in a ROLE PLAYING game
Nah talking like a caveman is better, you're right. Grug say he no like goblin <\|endoftext\|>
Grug are #1
Warforged are pretty OP too <\|endoftext\|>
You're thinking of grogs, that's Grug. <\|endoftext\|>
>grug only play 2-for-1. 2-for-1 fair.
>grug no unnerstan why 2-for-1 slower than 1-for-1
>combo hard. grug no get how combo work. grug thoughtseize wrong card. grug always lose. <\|endoftext\|>


I'm now tempted to make a Half Orc Artificer that uses his Wondrous All Purpose Crowbar in as many situations as possible.

>"Grug raise crowbar in air to cast shadow on self and provide visual distraction. Double proficiency in Stealth." <\|endoftext\|>
Grug, "Grug make fire, melt shiny metal rock into pointy metal stick."
GM, "Not sure where Grug going with this, but ok."
Grug, "Can Grug hit mammoth with pointy metal club?"
GM, "Metal stick have pointy attribute and metal attribute, it do many dice of damage!"
Grug, "Grug invent sword. Grug revolutionize fighting! Grug use sword club in every fight!"
GM, "Grug abuse system."
Grug, "lol invent shield you faggot." <\|endoftext\|>
Ah yes, my favorite incarnation of roshambo - Grug, Ranged Grug and Mounted Grug. <\|endoftext\|>
So does Grug have like specialized rocks, like anti-Grug rocks and long distance rocks? <\|endoftext\|>
Grug-on-grug warfare is easily like half the point of a stone age game <\|endoftext\|>
>Use RQ6/Mythras
Great Advice

>starting cultures to Primitive
Hold your fucking horses, Nomadic and tribal can also fit in a neolithic society, unless of course OP want's grug on grug warfare. <\|endoftext\|>
Long-nose tribe must be protected, Grug duty to fight for long-nose <\|endoftext\|>
No-Grug <\|endoftext\|>

It depends if you consider "Follow Grug because Grug has big stick" to be a political system. <\|endoftext\|>
The basics are:
Character creation is more of a concept than your Race+Class set up. A character is 3 parts a Descriptor, Type, and Focus. So the character Grug is a "Strong Glaive that Murders". The descriptor Strong gives +2 Might, the Type Glaive is the closest thing to a class and gives you your starting Pools and abilities, while your Focus in Grugs case Murders is kinda like a subclass or specialization. It gives you extra damage.

Pools are both HP and a spendable resource. There are 3 pools Might, Speed and Intellect. Damage is taken out of the pools in that order if all 3 are at zero you die some attacks do damage to certian pools regardless. You can spend points in your pools to do abilities, spells and lower the difficulty certain actions.

Task resolution is 3x difficulty rating. So to hit a monster is say Task rating 4 then you need a 12 to hit it (3x4=12) you can spend your pools to lower the 4 to a 3 thus making what you need to roll to hit a 9 instead of a 12 for your next attack. <\|endoftext\|>
>Grug’s lineage ends as he is bred out by new tribe
That's not how that works though, your son or daughter marries a woman from other tribe that's still your lineage carrying on. <\|endoftext\|>
Primal fear.
>Grug see different looking tribe coming up.
>More different tribe than Grug tribe
>Men of Grug tribe killed, grugettes taken as wives by different tribe. Grug’s male children killed or castrated as slaves.
>Grug’s lineage ends as he is bred out by new tribe. <\|endoftext\|>
If grug would kindly wait one moment, I respond to Teferi being cast by playing Chord to Revoker, naming Teferi.

Grug may proceed. <\|endoftext\|> grug will tap a plains and cast terminus
grug will cast teferi and untap two lands <\|endoftext\|>
Unga bunga Jumpgrug no take fire rock.
Jumpgrug am please many femgrug with big meat stick. Valgrug no is grug, is berrypicker <\|endoftext\|>
>it just makes the problem worse, so that means its fine
At least the Barbarian on not retarded point buy could have a bit of Survival to hunt and track or intimidate in social situations. And he could also actually roll play with 10/12/8 or similar mental stats and have more personalities than "GRUG AM BARBARIAN". <\|endoftext\|>
>First Contact involved Captain Grug throwing a rock at an alien.
What kind of rock? Anti-personal, red painted rock? Artillery rock? Warning rock? <\|endoftext\|>


I'm imagining a Standard Space Opera Setting (ancient precursors, Space Elves, THE EMPIRE, bug people, technicolor prostitute planets, the whole nine yards!) except humanity is just UNGA BUNGAing it's way across the stars.

First Contact involved Captain Grug throwing a rock at an alien. <\|endoftext\|>
>What Tom the player knows and what grug the half orc sorcerer knows are completely different
Who cares? If Tom knows something and wants Grug to know it as well, I'm finding a way to make it work. Retrofitting characters is exactly why you ask your players to leave their background as open as possible. I'm not going to force anyone to pretend they don't know something if they do. Metagaming is never a problem if you're providing a real challenge and part of that is making your puzzles, combats and other encounters ungooglable. <\|endoftext\|>
>Metagaming is ok
Boy am I glad you're not in my games. What Tom the player knows and what grug the half orc sorcerer knows are completely different and if your abiding by the first two letters RP you'd realize that if grug has never heard or seen about a green dragon he would have no idea it's poison based.


Your party will probably crush the dragon unless your DM plays it smart. I had an LMOP game in which a 4th level party of 4 took down venomfang in his tower, no magic items no DM Fiat other me not spamming his breath. If you have prep time and your characters are aware they are fighting a green dragon, ask if your character can perhaps find a book to read up on the behaviors of chromatic dragons. You might learn something useful and would definitely give your character a reason to take the spell. <\|endoftext\|>
>Goblins seem much more suited, in terms of fluff, to be using bow and arrow
bigger arms, bigger muscles, bigger bows

Orcish warbows are cool, and guys like ruglud are around to show that orcs aren't all just grug smash. <\|endoftext\|>
Collage is unironically where you find the most brainlets Grug. <\|endoftext\|> Maximum brainlet here. How do I make a file look like the home brew/ official ones? I think it'll give my meme class some legitimacy but grug never went to collage <\|endoftext\|>
>He has a shorter sword, shorter arms, and an all-around smaller stature. His speed and maneuverability are limited by his terminator armour. Ignoring the fact that he is less powerful physically and mentally than guilliman in every possible way, he is at a marked disadvantage in a duel.

Wrong. Abaddon is stated to move faster than Kharn can the fight between him and Kharn, Abaddon utterly outclassed Kharn in both speed and strength to the point that Abaddon could have ended Kharn's life at any moment if he wished.

>Thag Thag grug grug (pants) grug see lizard this big it dragon right?

Thag

>Grug stupid <|endoftext|> grug like gurps

does not like dee en dee <|endoftext|> Another problem is that they decided to print what is essentially a straight-up better version of Fires of Yavimaya in R/G colors that makes everything even bigger or hasty, so even if they want to print some green goodstuff, green will be intentionally crippled for many sets because at every step they need to ask themselves how it's going to interact with Balanced 3cmc Enchantment of Grug Enabling <|endoftext|>

>evil

Nice meme moralist grug <|endoftext|>

>>"Humans are boring"

I keep reading this and I still never got it. What the fuck does that even mean?

>The most physically, intellectually, and culturally diverse sentient species in existence is somehow more 2-dimensional than Grug the Orc Barbarian man. <|endoftext|>

grug hates metal <|endoftext|>

Depends on how it’s applied, but ye Uncle Ted had a lot of things right, smash the tech grug war now <|endoftext|>

>dragonborn thus shit, but he's bronze at least so he's ok

>OK, I guess. Sounds like a standard aasimar.

>guy tried to prove regular human isn't shit, cheated by going wizard afterwards

>he's either based as fuck war drummer bro or utter shit dumb screaming Grug, no in between

>token party snowflake <|endoftext|>

My setting is stone age and swords haven't been invented yet. But the greatest clubmaster is named Grug, and he acts about how you would expect. <|endoftext|>

>Grug feel like all this happen before!

>Yeah, that what shamans say. All happen before, all happen again.

>No listen to shaman-shroom-talk, Grug, Urg. You just bored is all.

>Says you, Tag. <|endoftext|>

>Being too fucking scared to actually role play your character in a ROLE PLAYING game

Nah talking like a caveman is better, you're right. Grug say he no like goblin <|endoftext|>

Grug are #1

Warforged are pretty OP too <|endoftext|>

You're thinking of grogs, that's Grug. <|endoftext|>

>grug only play 2-for-1. 2-for-1 fair.

>grug no unnerstan why 2-for-1 slower than 1-for-1

>combo hard. grug no get how combo work. grug thoughtseize wrong card. grug always lose. <|endoftext|>

I'm now tempted to make a Half Orc Artificer that uses his Wondrous All Purpose Crowbar in as many situations as possible.

>"Grug raise crowbar in air to cast shadow on self and provide visual distraction. Double proficiency in Stealth." <|endoftext|>

Grug, "Grug make fire, melt shiny metal rock into pointy metal stick."

GM, "Not sure where Grug going with this, but ok."

Grug, "Can Grug hit mammoth with pointy metal club?"

GM, "Metal stick have pointy attribute and metal attribute, it do many dice of damage!"

Grug, "Grug invent sword. Grug revolutionize fighting! Grug use sword club in every fight!"

GM, "Grug abuse system."

Grug, "lol invent shield you faggot." <|endoftext|>

Ah yes, my favorite incarnation of roshambo - Grug, Ranged Grug and Mounted Grug. <|endoftext|>

So does Grug have like specialized rocks, like anti-Grug rocks and long distance rocks? <|endoftext|>

Grug-on-grug warfare is easily like half the point of a stone age game <|endoftext|>

>Use RQ6/Mythras

Great Advice

>starting cultures to Primitive

Hold your fucking horses, Nomadic and tribal can also fit in a neolithic society, unless of course OP want's grug on grug warfare. <|endoftext|>

Long-nose tribe must be protected, Grug duty to fight for long-nose <|endoftext|>

No-Grug <|endoftext|>

It depends if you consider "Follow Grug because Grug has big stick" to be a political system. <|endoftext|>

The basics are:

Character creation is more of a concept than your Race+Class set up. A character is 3 parts a Descriptor, Type, and Focus. So the character Grug is a "Strong Glaive that Murders". The descriptor Strong gives +2 Might, the Type Glaive is the closest thing to a class and gives you your starting Pools and abilities, while your Focus in Grugs case Murders is kinda like a subclass or specialization. It gives you extra damage.

Pools are both HP and a spendable resource. There are 3 pools Might, Speed and Intellect. Damage is taken out of the pools in that order if all 3 are at zero you die some attacks do damage to certian pools regardless. You can spend points in your pools to do abilities, spells and lower the difficulty certain actions.

Task resolution is 3x difficulty rating. So to hit a monster is say Task rating 4 then you need a 12 to hit it (3x4=12) you can spend your pools to lower the 4 to a 3 thus making what you need to roll to hit a 9 instead of a 12 for your next attack. <|endoftext|>

>Grug’s lineage ends as he is bred out by new tribe

That's not how that works though, your son or daughter marries a woman from other tribe that's still your lineage carrying on. <|endoftext|>

Primal fear.

>Grug see different looking tribe coming up.

>More different tribe than Grug tribe

>Men of Grug tribe killed, grugettes taken as wives by different tribe. Grug’s male children killed or castrated as slaves.

>Grug’s lineage ends as he is bred out by new tribe. <|endoftext|>

If grug would kindly wait one moment, I respond to Teferi being cast by playing Chord to Revoker, naming Teferi.

Grug may proceed. <|endoftext|> grug will tap a plains and cast terminus

grug will cast teferi and untap two lands <|endoftext|>

Unga bunga Jumpgrug no take fire rock.

Jumpgrug am please many femgrug with big meat stick. Valgrug no is grug, is berrypicker <|endoftext|>

>it just makes the problem worse, so that means its fine

At least the Barbarian on not retarded point buy could have a bit of Survival to hunt and track or intimidate in social situations. And he could also actually roll play with 10/12/8 or similar mental stats and have more personalities than "GRUG AM BARBARIAN". <|endoftext|>

>First Contact involved Captain Grug throwing a rock at an alien.

What kind of rock? Anti-personal, red painted rock? Artillery rock? Warning rock? <|endoftext|>

I'm imagining a Standard Space Opera Setting (ancient precursors, Space Elves, THE EMPIRE, bug people, technicolor prostitute planets, the whole nine yards!) except humanity is just UNGA BUNGAing it's way across the stars.

First Contact involved Captain Grug throwing a rock at an alien. <|endoftext|>

>What Tom the player knows and what grug the half orc sorcerer knows are completely different

Who cares? If Tom knows something and wants Grug to know it as well, I'm finding a way to make it work. Retrofitting characters is exactly why you ask your players to leave their background as open as possible. I'm not going to force anyone to pretend they don't know something if they do. Metagaming is never a problem if you're providing a real challenge and part of that is making your puzzles, combats and other encounters ungooglable. <|endoftext|>

>Metagaming is ok

Boy am I glad you're not in my games. What Tom the player knows and what grug the half orc sorcerer knows are completely different and if your abiding by the first two letters RP you'd realize that if grug has never heard or seen about a green dragon he would have no idea it's poison based.

Your party will probably crush the dragon unless your DM plays it smart. I had an LMOP game in which a 4th level party of 4 took down venomfang in his tower, no magic items no DM Fiat other me not spamming his breath. If you have prep time and your characters are aware they are fighting a green dragon, ask if your character can perhaps find a book to read up on the behaviors of chromatic dragons. You might learn something useful and would definitely give your character a reason to take the spell. <|endoftext|>

>Goblins seem much more suited, in terms of fluff, to be using bow and arrow

bigger arms, bigger muscles, bigger bows

Orcish warbows are cool, and guys like ruglud are around to show that orcs aren't all just grug smash. <|endoftext|>

Collage is unironically where you find the most brainlets Grug. <|endoftext|> Maximum brainlet here. How do I make a file look like the home brew/ official ones? I think it'll give my meme class some legitimacy but grug never went to collage <|endoftext|>

>He has a shorter sword, shorter arms, and an all-around smaller stature. His speed and maneuverability are limited by his terminator armour. Ignoring the fact that he is less powerful physically and mentally than guilliman in every possible way, he is at a marked disadvantage in a duel.

Wrong. Abaddon is stated to move faster than Kharn can the fight between him and Kharn, Abaddon utterly outclassed Kharn in both speed and strength to the point that Abaddon could have ended Kharn's life at any moment if he wished.