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hope low, but grug believe <|endoftext|>
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>though one did do cavemen in a short story.
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Great now I can' stop thinking about brother captain Grug and the Unga Bunga's. <|endoftext|>
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>of your own species
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>he doesn't know
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If grug wasn't busy banging every species he could, the human species wouldn't exist. We're the result of interspecies breeding of several human ancestors. <|endoftext|>
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Just go back to sleep Grug. <|endoftext|>
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This is no better than baneposting, which is thoroughly a 'chan' thing, as opposed to 'reddit'. In fact, you can throw in other 'chan' characters like Spurdo, Wojack, Helper, and numerous other derivatives such as Grug. It's exactly the same type of humour that's been common here for over a decade.
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This was never reddit, you just grew up. <|endoftext|>
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>This article is demonizing the white middle class!
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>Article is written by a white middle class fag who plays warhammer.
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Is it possible to seethe harder jormie? I know "reading bad grug no like books" but you could at least try. <|endoftext|>
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>t. Grug, whose wife and son died in a wolf attack while he was hunting Irish Elk <|endoftext|>
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>Ok, I'll need you to sign these 25 forms, in triplicate, and mail them to Grug Central Office. You'll get your license in 20-25 business days. <|endoftext|>
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Hitting your event with a big ol' piece of wood is a time honored tradition since the days of Grug on Grug violence. <|endoftext|>
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>lion
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>elven gear
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GRUG SAY THIS STORMCAST <|endoftext|>
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Grug’d and cavepilled <|endoftext|> Orcs if "we wuz honorable warriors an shit"- Native American
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Orcs if "grug gorilla raid because god said so"- Caveman, (but with stolen metal armor/weapons in poor repair)
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Orcs if blatantly evil Raiders but not full-retard gorillas- Mongols
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Goblinoids- feudal Japs, their caste system already fits the 3 main archetypes in Feudal Jap fiction- Hobgoblin Nobles/Samurai, Goblin Peasants/Merchants and Bugbear Mountian Bandits/Warrior Monks
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Dorfs- DUDE SCOTLAND LMAO
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Drow- Slavs <|endoftext|>
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Hercules isn't a "grug smash" barbarian, he would take advantage of the situation <|endoftext|> They can be a bit tricky to slip into a fantasy setting but i'm a sucker for these swords.
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I know we're talking unreliable, cumbersome, hardly-lethal, bristle stone embedded Grug club, but the macuahuitl looks brutal <|endoftext|> >be me
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>knowledge cleric/wizard in a party of grug bugbear fighter,new player half elf rogue, and a boring human artificer
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>on epic quest to unite trade between east and west
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>come across a goliath sized monster with a pig face
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>only says im-hay
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>decide to take him into our party to bash skulls
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>call him im-hay
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>on all our journeys he only says im-hay
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>rogue uses linguist feat to try and talk to im-hay
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>nothing
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>decide to take comprehend languages next level to understand what he's talkin about all the time
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>cast the spell and ask im-hay basic questions, where he's from, his mothers name, etc.
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>"heim"
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>repeats heim over and over until the spell is over
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>it had no meaning the entire time
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>pic related
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what should we do to im-hay? <|endoftext|>
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>Mexico was not conquered by a handful of faggots with superior technology
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>Japan did not get BTFO by a tier-3 passel of American gunboats
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>Congo is not still all-grug <|endoftext|>
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I have never supported the idea that a low int score should be reflected in roleplay outside of saving throws and the such
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Imagine playing a barbarian and wanting to make someone with actual personality but your DM forces you to be "GRUG SMASH DRINK BEER LMAO CONAN" number 65546346456456 because you dumped int since your class doesn't need it <|endoftext|>
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>the middle of a heated battle
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>"hey grug, let's go fight each other in the pit instead"
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>"sounds like a plan"
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On the second thoughts, this is the level of brainlecy to be expected from korn boys. <|endoftext|>
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based Grug <|endoftext|> Could someone please post the arch-revenant warscroll?
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Too grug to find it <|endoftext|>
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>hurr me barbarian me smash, no need int.
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Grog was a funny character run by a talented voice actor. But the guy at your table is playing Grug, not Grog, and Grug is a drooling retard run by your least favorite autistic manchild. <|endoftext|>
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And what exactly have you Ephebophilia anons brought to the debate?
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>I leik duh teen cause she has duh prutty perky Bob and vagene.
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>Reeee why no one let Grug fuk teen Reee!!!!!
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Yeah the moralism anons are incapable of critical thought and are giving knee jerk answers. But their is none the less a simple reason why the majority of marriages are between people of the same generation. They are right for the wrong reasons.
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You Ephebophilia anons are simply wrong. And are incapable of seeing the long term societal results of the majority of men marring girls half their age. <|endoftext|>
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People can use names all they want. Fuck yourself grug. <|endoftext|>
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Grug <|endoftext|>
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Grug I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you can't just keep killing people and forcing yourself on their women. It doesn't work like that here in the civilized world. If you can't improve yourself either go back to your cave or suffer the consequences. <|endoftext|>
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Grug sounds like a pretty cool dude. I like the idea of a simple minded philosopher warrior, someone who's certain of their purpose in life. People could learn a lot from Grug. <|endoftext|>
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>And this I REALLY can't understand, the best thing about the Silmarillion is that the language is so beautiful and evocative
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For what it's worth, it's not like I sat there thinking "book too big for Grug, need less words". It's on my bucket list, but most stores here have really crappy selections for untranslated English books, and since it's so goddamn long I just haven't gone out of my way to search for it. The primer is just something I stumbled across, started reading out of curiosity, and then eventually I found I'd gone through the whole thing.
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>some fucking zoomer rewriting it in shorthand with pop-culture references is downright obscene
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I had similiar concerns when I started reading it, but it isn't nearly as egregious as you might think. It helps that the author clearly loves the Silmarillion to bits, and encourages the audience to read the original at pretty much every pivotal moment. It's not meant to supplant the original, so much as be a "babby's first introduction" kinda thing. <|endoftext|>
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Grug is warrior philosopher. Grug left tribe to learn from other tribes. Grug will analyse tribes and find tribe's good ideas. Grug wants to figure out perfect way to live. Grug finds lots of things that bad for living. Grug hates those things, they get in Grug's way. Grug uses hate and anger to smash bad things. Some bad things concepts, can't smash concepts. This make Grug angry the most. Grug angry at existence itself. Grug angry at gods for bad things. Lately, Grug get so mad that club glows like sun. Glow lets Grug smash AND burn bad things. What will happen if Grug get more angry? Perhaps this sign that Grug on right path. Rage is powerful weapon. Grug will use rage to smash existence into better shape. If gods try to stop Grug, Grug smash them too.
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Pretty fuckin' metal <|endoftext|>
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darnith
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>gnome artificer
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>needs hand held
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>trys to play upbeat bouncing off the walls, comes of as just really annoying
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"let me know when its my turn in combat"
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rizo
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>human barbarian
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>poorly optimized
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>grug like personality
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>just a body guard for another pc
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"im the meat sheild"
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>15 AC
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Chris
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>halfling rouge
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