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man wear expensive armor. he afford expensive shield.

man wear cheap armor. he afford cheap shield.

you not smart, even Grug know this. <\|endoftext\|>
>taking grug away
berrypicker <\|endoftext\|>
You don't need do distill water to pasteurize it.

See? You appear to have higher INT than Grug, but somehow you manage to be dumber. <\|endoftext\|>
Not necessarily.
>a village is suffering from a water-born plague
>everyone depends on local priest to purify water for it to be safe for drinking
>priest gets killed, everyone's fucked
>Grug proposes to boil water instead
>- But why?
>- Grug thinks - sick makes Grug wet and cold. Spirit of sick is cold and wet. Grug thinks - take cold and wet from water, with hot and fire! Drive spirit away!
>it works <\|endoftext\|>

First party list.

Several of the Adventures in Tales from the Yawning Portal, a compilation of classic adventures from all previous editions, can be done in two sessions.

Otherwise there are some fun adventures Wizards has released on the DM’s Guild for 5E for a few bucks each.
>Tortle Package
>One Grug Above
>Krenko’s Way
>Lost Laboratory of Kwalish

Then there’s the free Death House intro adventure from Curse of Strahd, its floating around somewhere and a haunted house romp is an effective stand alone.

And after that there are an assortment of Adventurers League Adventures there you could also take a look at. <\|endoftext\|>
FLAB GRUG <\|endoftext\|>
>LEDman
discount eversor

>FEmagus
stronk leader

>grug
just won't die <\|endoftext\|>
>I was playing a barbarian named Grug
>We were in an bar and I was eating a goat leg and drinking from a tankard
>We heard screaming outside as someone got jumped by some kobolds in an alleyway
>We all rush over there
>3 kobolds attacking some dude
>I'm first on initiative
>I throw the tankard at the kobold, get a critical hit, and kill him instantly
>The next round my party is able to wound the other kobold, and I finish him off by pummeling him with my half eaten goat leg
>Finally, I grapple the third guy and body slam him in the trash
>Grug was a total stone cold savage, and that was just the first combat encounter of the game <\|endoftext\|>
>grug no like shiny, hurt grug eye
>grug want potatosack <\|endoftext\|>
>Grug no like Chaos... <\|endoftext\|>
That's kinda the point. The Chad is meant to be an obnoxious asshole while the virgin is just sad and whiny. It's not just "grug think dis good, dis bad" <\|endoftext\|>
Of course, Grug <\|endoftext\|>

Careful there, Grug. I am a Homo Sapiens Sapiens after all, and we invented the atlatl to deal with punks like you. <\|endoftext\|>
Grug think you the austalopidiot <\|endoftext\|>

Well, Grug, you have a section of your sheet where you list small but not insubstantial items, things that weigh roughly 1/3 of a stone. (If it weighed like 2/3rds, you'd just call it 1 stone and be done with it. If it was a less than 1/3 stone, then you just don't count it)
Then you add your big items, and count the minor items by threes. Every three items there, add one more stone. Anything leftover in that area, you don't count.
It's fast and a little loose, but it's so easy even Australopithecus can do it! <\|endoftext\|>
Grug have Grugling who good with stones. Grugling say Grug count bends in finger. Grug now count three stones on one finger.

Grug think Grugling become shaman some day <\|endoftext\|>
Grug bend finger, like when picking berries. Bend finger far is small part finger, bend just a little is big part finger, put straight is all finger.
Small part finger and small part is big part
Big part and small part is all finger. Easy. <\|endoftext\|>
how Grug count partial finger if fingers not hurt? <\|endoftext\|>
Grug wonder why stones broken into stone fragments instead of starting with smaller stones <\|endoftext\|>
Grug think this idea worth many stones. <\|endoftext\|>
Think there always was a sketchy demographic in there, just like any other broad brush of society you're going to get a couple of shitlords in there which are just kind of wrong in the head. But prior to social media and other comms mechanisms your chances of meeting one are just down to dumb luck, or that guy who smells like cheese at the game store.
Plus we're not quite there as a species when it comes to social interaction via remote, technical means, we're conditioned from a few million years of evolution to pick up signals from each other even if its not a conscious observation- then we're still at the level we make our own stereotypes of learned, taught immediate social networks of your tribe telling you Grug's tribe bad so we're wary of newcomers and outsiders coming onto our territory.

Once you remove the social signals, the territory is effectively wherever you park your arse and your own friendly primates need assistance, we'll fight anywhere and anyone. Hell after enough fighting we figure that maybe our own clan isn't as polarised as you are, we'll fight them too for not being as dedicated to the clan. Over a long enough timeline we'll probably socially evolve not to be shitlords to one another on the internet, but not yet.

Funny thing is that the internet wasn't ever really meant to be a social discourse media, it was meant to survive total war scenarios and outlive the cockroaches when nukes start flying, but being humans it soon devolved into "oh hey, we can play games and send porn to each other" via one of the most robust comms mechanisms in existence. GPS and wireless mobile tech is also a funny interaction, I mean we used GPS to go across trackless shitholes, fuck people's shit up and provide accurate co-ords for artillery and air strikes so we could fuck ALL their shit up- years later we can find someone to fuck, on your wireless device and their GPS co-ords will tell you how far away that potential fuck is

We're clever monkeys <\|endoftext\|>

>tree skin and tree hair sit on water
>gather tree blood, stick tree hair and skin to grug
>now grug sit on water like tree hairs.
>use legs and hands to watermove

Is not rock smarts, grug just dumb. <\|endoftext\|>
..could we have a toggle option for both? I find it helpful when I'm dealing with a gadget character to keep things seperate, less so when Grug the Street Ganger needs another clip of ammo. <\|endoftext\|> what are some other ways to flavor barbarian that aren't GRUG SMASH?
so far can only think of a skilled fighter entering a martial trance when he rages <\|endoftext\|>
I doubt the core of the scientific method is actually all that new.

>try thing
>did it work?
>if yes, keep doing it
>if not, try different thing
>make your best guess about what to change to make it work next time

Grug was doing that shit a million years ago <\|endoftext\|>
You sound like the kind of retard that's against instant-runoff preferential voting because "one man one vote is not complicated grug don't need think :)".
The Crossfire core rules are literally 2 (two) pages long and freely available online. It's not hard to grasp. <\|endoftext\|>

man wear expensive armor. he afford expensive shield.

man wear cheap armor. he afford cheap shield.

you not smart, even Grug know this. <|endoftext|>

>taking grug away

berrypicker <|endoftext|>

You don't need do distill water to pasteurize it.

See? You appear to have higher INT than Grug, but somehow you manage to be dumber. <|endoftext|>

Not necessarily.

>a village is suffering from a water-born plague

>everyone depends on local priest to purify water for it to be safe for drinking

>priest gets killed, everyone's fucked

>Grug proposes to boil water instead

>- But why?

>- Grug thinks - sick makes Grug wet and cold. Spirit of sick is cold and wet. Grug thinks - take cold and wet from water, with hot and fire! Drive spirit away!

>it works <|endoftext|>

First party list.

Several of the Adventures in Tales from the Yawning Portal, a compilation of classic adventures from all previous editions, can be done in two sessions.

Otherwise there are some fun adventures Wizards has released on the DM’s Guild for 5E for a few bucks each.

>Tortle Package

>One Grug Above

>Krenko’s Way

>Lost Laboratory of Kwalish

Then there’s the free Death House intro adventure from Curse of Strahd, its floating around somewhere and a haunted house romp is an effective stand alone.

And after that there are an assortment of Adventurers League Adventures there you could also take a look at. <|endoftext|>

FLAB GRUG <|endoftext|>

>LEDman

discount eversor

>FEmagus

stronk leader

>grug

just won't die <|endoftext|>

>I was playing a barbarian named Grug

>We were in an bar and I was eating a goat leg and drinking from a tankard

>We heard screaming outside as someone got jumped by some kobolds in an alleyway

>We all rush over there

>3 kobolds attacking some dude

>I'm first on initiative

>I throw the tankard at the kobold, get a critical hit, and kill him instantly

>The next round my party is able to wound the other kobold, and I finish him off by pummeling him with my half eaten goat leg

>Finally, I grapple the third guy and body slam him in the trash

>Grug was a total stone cold savage, and that was just the first combat encounter of the game <|endoftext|>

>grug no like shiny, hurt grug eye

>grug want potatosack <|endoftext|>

>Grug no like Chaos... <|endoftext|>

That's kinda the point. The Chad is meant to be an obnoxious asshole while the virgin is just sad and whiny. It's not just "grug think dis good, dis bad" <|endoftext|>

Of course, Grug <|endoftext|>

Careful there, Grug. I am a Homo Sapiens Sapiens after all, and we invented the atlatl to deal with punks like you. <|endoftext|>

Grug think you the austalopidiot <|endoftext|>

Well, Grug, you have a section of your sheet where you list small but not insubstantial items, things that weigh roughly 1/3 of a stone. (If it weighed like 2/3rds, you'd just call it 1 stone and be done with it. If it was a less than 1/3 stone, then you just don't count it)

Then you add your big items, and count the minor items by threes. Every three items there, add one more stone. Anything leftover in that area, you don't count.

It's fast and a little loose, but it's so easy even Australopithecus can do it! <|endoftext|>

Grug have Grugling who good with stones. Grugling say Grug count bends in finger. Grug now count three stones on one finger.

Grug think Grugling become shaman some day <|endoftext|>

Grug bend finger, like when picking berries. Bend finger far is small part finger, bend just a little is big part finger, put straight is all finger.

Small part finger and small part is big part

Big part and small part is all finger. Easy. <|endoftext|>

how Grug count partial finger if fingers not hurt? <|endoftext|>

Grug wonder why stones broken into stone fragments instead of starting with smaller stones <|endoftext|>

Grug think this idea worth many stones. <|endoftext|>

Think there always was a sketchy demographic in there, just like any other broad brush of society you're going to get a couple of shitlords in there which are just kind of wrong in the head. But prior to social media and other comms mechanisms your chances of meeting one are just down to dumb luck, or that guy who smells like cheese at the game store.

Plus we're not quite there as a species when it comes to social interaction via remote, technical means, we're conditioned from a few million years of evolution to pick up signals from each other even if its not a conscious observation- then we're still at the level we make our own stereotypes of learned, taught immediate social networks of your tribe telling you Grug's tribe bad so we're wary of newcomers and outsiders coming onto our territory.

Once you remove the social signals, the territory is effectively wherever you park your arse and your own friendly primates need assistance, we'll fight anywhere and anyone. Hell after enough fighting we figure that maybe our own clan isn't as polarised as you are, we'll fight them too for not being as dedicated to the clan. Over a long enough timeline we'll probably socially evolve not to be shitlords to one another on the internet, but not yet.

Funny thing is that the internet wasn't ever really meant to be a social discourse media, it was meant to survive total war scenarios and outlive the cockroaches when nukes start flying, but being humans it soon devolved into "oh hey, we can play games and send porn to each other" via one of the most robust comms mechanisms in existence. GPS and wireless mobile tech is also a funny interaction, I mean we used GPS to go across trackless shitholes, fuck people's shit up and provide accurate co-ords for artillery and air strikes so we could fuck ALL their shit up- years later we can find someone to fuck, on your wireless device and their GPS co-ords will tell you how far away that potential fuck is

We're clever monkeys <|endoftext|>

>tree skin and tree hair sit on water

>gather tree blood, stick tree hair and skin to grug

>now grug sit on water like tree hairs.

>use legs and hands to watermove

Is not rock smarts, grug just dumb. <|endoftext|>

..could we have a toggle option for both? I find it helpful when I'm dealing with a gadget character to keep things seperate, less so when Grug the Street Ganger needs another clip of ammo. <|endoftext|> what are some other ways to flavor barbarian that aren't GRUG SMASH?

so far can only think of a skilled fighter entering a martial trance when he rages <|endoftext|>

I doubt the core of the scientific method is actually all that new.

>try thing

>did it work?

>if yes, keep doing it

>if not, try different thing

>make your best guess about what to change to make it work next time

Grug was doing that shit a million years ago <|endoftext|>

You sound like the kind of retard that's against instant-runoff preferential voting because "one man one vote is not complicated grug don't need think :)".

The Crossfire core rules are literally 2 (two) pages long and freely available online. It's not hard to grasp. <|endoftext|>