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A) Let the monk use his fancy healing item the cleric made him specifically for this occasion
B) Grapple the enemy with your massive strength to get him away from the cleric
C) Negotiate with the monster, explaining that the cleric would be able to revive her
D) Unga grug smash, not deal enough damage and force the monster to retreat with the cleric in hand.
Which do you choose?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHICH CHOICE MY PARTY'S BARBARIAN TOOK? <|endoftext|>
grug smash <|endoftext|>
>grug make small spiky spirit move <|endoftext|>
Because these are entirely meta and have no impact in the game whatsoever. Saying &quot;a fighter is better with swords&quot; is like saying &quot;well, being a cripple has it's good side, you can ride a wheelchair&quot;.
Also, here is your (You) grug. <|endoftext|>
Ahem gurg doesnt enjoy complicated thin- I mean grug no want to beat wizard in game. Grug only be pack mule <|endoftext|>
grug no likey different man
grug wish different man go away <|endoftext|>
>Posting Wojak
>But giving it a Grug line.
Riiight. You have fun with that. <|endoftext|>
>HOW DARE YOU LIKE THING GRUG NO LIKE THING OOOK OOK OOOOOOK <|endoftext|>
>GRUG
>FOMO <|endoftext|>
Grug <|endoftext|>
>Okay, Grug enter cave with many glow rock along wa-
>*Chewbacca Noise* GRUG NO CARE ABOUT GLOW ROCKS GRUG WANT HIT EARTH DEMON WITH CLUB
Why Valley Tribe like this? <|endoftext|>
Based and redpilled
>Grug not understand new dice. Grug play Savage World, is easy for Grug. <|endoftext|>
It gives me the impression that your character is more of the noble savage type barbarian rather than the GRUG SMASH berserker types. <|endoftext|>
>grug only know to smash
>grug smash monster, doors and grugette
>that all grug know and all grug need to know
Here's your (You) you weak bait trolling cunt, now fuck off. <|endoftext|>
GRUG AM ANGRY AT BADONGFUN <|endoftext|>
Maybe 80% of this NPC thread spam is ironically enough the same tired old one line greentext junk threads that a month ago would have been the 30yo boomer forced meme, grug or brainlet wojak a few months before that. Relatively little seems to relate to political content more than any other iteration of wojak, least of all this &quot;no internal monologue&quot; thing it's meant to be about. <|endoftext|>
Cash back for credit cards is an incentive, and honestly not a bad one. 5%, for instance, basically says that when you run your card anywhere, 5% of that purchase is put back on the card as a debit balance. When this reaches a certain amount, you can either cash it out or use it to pay debt on the card.
The reason this works is two-fold. First, most cards have a processing fee, which is very small, to the point that most stores wont charge you the difference between the card and cash. The bank makes a small amount of that fee as profit, but its flat, so the more people use their cards, the better. Second, most people hold a certain amount of debt on their cards and pay interest, which is basically free money for the bank. The more people have of debt, the more the bank gets. So 5% weighed against their big source of income, debt, and their small source of card-only income, fees, is basically nothing.
For the consumer, who isnt a grug-poster and keeps their balance low, its basically a 5% discount on all purchases made on the card, bankrolled by grug-posters who hold onto $5000 in credit card debt because they &quot;needed&quot; a 70&quot; 4k TV. <|endoftext|>
GRUG ONLY BUY NEW THING <|endoftext|>
ok riddle me this everyone, how are the grug orcs? do i really need to do arrow spam to make them work? because i like the look of the melee variants of them <|endoftext|>
how are the Grug orcs anyway? i&rsquo;ve have an itch to build an army of them <|endoftext|>
>In a D&amp;D, you're wasting precious game time using so much verbiage
If the players didn't want words they should go play skyrim. Otherwise we slowly descend into a game written in one of those meme grug caveman threads.
>Go into church
>Big room
>See man
>Man in red dress
>Roll initiative
>Me smash
*Half an hour of wordless rolling*
>You smash
>Nice game lads, see you next week <|endoftext|>
>obligatory REEEEEEEEE GRUG NO LIKEY HOMEBREW comment <|endoftext|>
grug says hi <|endoftext|>
Grug no liek chaos <|endoftext|>
>using a crowbar a beatstick
1. Your DM is interpreting &quot;break into&quot; way too literally by making you smash the wardrobe
2. Unless the crowbar is made of wood, which is impossible, it won't break even if you're using it to grug smash a wardrobe or really any structure for that matter <|endoftext|>
grug says good <|endoftext|>
regular infinity but with people who actually want to try narrative scenarios/campaigns and not just grug 300pts ITS <|endoftext|>
>grug untap 2
>grug negate vraska's contempt
>grug win <|endoftext|>
>unga countermagic
>grug play teferi <|endoftext|>
>grug posting outside /v/ <|endoftext|>
grug need rock yes <|endoftext|>
Grug was admittedly pretty funny since he was more for joking with compared to the thinly veiled shitflinging wojaks mentioned above
Arrived right before the wojakalypse apocalypse <|endoftext|>
I like grug when he's used in the right context, and I don't even want to imagine what's basedboy <|endoftext|>
>no like grug
You take back! Grug good mem! <|endoftext|>
Not wojak himself(or as he used to be known as, feels guy), but the shitty rehashes constantly being churned out like boomer/zoomer/basedboy/brainlet/grug/numale/npc
<span class="spoiler">just typing all those at once shortened my lifespan by a year <|endoftext|>
They wouldn't fit... <span class="spoiler"> her knees go backwards, you see.
>Grug finishes setting up tent
>Mage Hand popsicle drifts over to him <|endoftext|>
So you need a wizard either way, because how else do you stop Grug setting up tends than with an immaculate illusion of enemies or a sexy lady? <|endoftext|>
yes, because grug the vegetable with 4int can set up a tent. <|endoftext|>
> big ass sword/axe for everything
> mace for those pansies in plate
> dagger for tavern/dark alley vengeance
Grug ain't wizard, but Grug ain't dumb either. <|endoftext|>
Grug tattoo go glow when angry <|endoftext|>
grug feels appreciated <|endoftext|>
>Grug hits you in chest with big club throwing you off balance and making it harder to block and evade. <|endoftext|>
>my people are gud, bad people not real my people