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wojack is a many faced god, doomer, boomer, zoomer, bloomer, grug, normal and the many brainlets and brain gods. he is a god of duality, young and old, sad and happy, past and present, strong and week, soft and wet. <\|endoftext\|>
>Grug shaman God Emperor
I'd follow him <\|endoftext\|>
Grug no like GURP game, it too easy to min max <\|endoftext\|>
I was looking to build 4 decks in total so that I'd have a variety of deck types to play and even lend out to players who forgot/don't have decks.

I wanted to build monogreen as a "grug smash" deck for people getting their feet wet in EDH and needing a springboard into the format. That, and monocolor is cheaper to build. <\|endoftext\|>

Sitting around playing a game and everyone looks miserable except chad grug on the far left <\|endoftext\|>

Come home Grug <\|endoftext\|>
>>Sneakman will try to pick the lock
Too bad there's no skill for that can be said
>>Grug will SMASH the door down
Only if there was a way to resolve such a thing
>>Generic the Cleric is nervous, he keeps looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed
We will never find out
>>Sorrow the depressed Rogue does a triple-backflip, slides under a table, then chandelier swings out of a third-story window
All in 6 seconds? <\|endoftext\|>
>Sneakman will try to pick the lock
>Grug will SMASH the door down
>Generic the Cleric is nervous, he keeps looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed
>Sorrow the depressed Rogue does a triple-backflip, slides under a table, then chandelier swings out of a third-story window <\|endoftext\|>
>grug's skull so thick that not even magic can pierce it


Damn.


So basically only Fighter, Rogue, Barbarian, or Monk.


What if they were the bodyguard of the player's actual character, who is a basically a dude with no abilities? <\|endoftext\|>
Half orcs gotta come from somewhere man
And girls don't do grug <\|endoftext\|> New player here, redpill me on barbarian. So far it's fun playing GRUG SMASH character, but what does the future hold for me? Any tips for a new player? <\|endoftext\|>
Plus evil giants guarding magical trees seems like a very common trope across mythologies.

Some big Grug asshole found a fruit he liked and didn't let anyone else eat from it until they eventually killed him, and 50,000 years later every society in Eurasia still knows his fucking story. <\|endoftext\|>
gitgud at tactics and actually force your players to respond in kind. quite difficult if you don't use a grid though. even then there are some times where there isn't much you can do, if you have some Grug the half-orc Champion who just swings every turn then what are you to do? <\|endoftext\|>
He's talking about real super duper magic, not the subtle whatever you see in history. If everyone in Grug's tribe could cook a baby with their brain chances are they'd be dominant. From there, attitudes would develop. <\|endoftext\|>
ooga booga anon. grug thank <\|endoftext\|> >look at guild card set
>no good gruul cards/flavor
>angry.cavepainting
where big strong gruul at Wizards of Coast? You give puny Izzet mage magic. Where grug big gruul monsters? <\|endoftext\|>
>look at card set
>no good gruul cards/flavor
>angry.cavepainting
where big strong gruul at Wizards of Coast? You give puny Izzet mage magic. Where grug big gruul monsters? <\|endoftext\|>
grug...
easy on the sips. <\|endoftext\|> Golgari, Rakdos and Gruul are the best choices of guild. There is nothing wrong with GRUG SMASH decks. Change my mind. <\|endoftext\|> grug no like draw. grug want to see big fighting like when tiger eat entire cave of grugs
grug think rockboard should be size of mammoth <\|endoftext\|>
True, but that’s not a martials thing; the wizard and cleric would also be boned. If anything, ambushes fuck over non-martials more in this scenario because they’ll lack the meatshield they normally have; while Grug and Sir Frederick the Unready and caught by surprise, the enemy can easily gank the squishy mage without having to fight through his bodyguards first.

Ambushes suck for everyone on the recieving end. You’re either personally out of action or you’re lacking the backup you’re used to. <\|endoftext\|>
>tuning your deck to NOT shoot itself in the foot is a difficult process
>hurr grug play rocks if grug play winter orb
>durr grug play more lands if grug play null rod
(you) <\|endoftext\|>
>green
>big brains
No need to be dishonest bro.
Grug wants to smash thing and he does! He doesn’t need shitty tricks or evasion like blue because he is that much of an alpha <\|endoftext\|>
Boob plates are medieval push up bras. I like to imagine Grug picking up a fine warrior lady and then be disappointed when the armor comes off and she's flat. <\|endoftext\|>
based grug
I love the look on a control player's face when someone lays down a carnage tyrant and they can't do shit to stop it <\|endoftext\|> >fluff
Rakdos, Gruul and Golgari are all around equally great in my eyes. Boros and Orzhov have their moments too, but especially as of the current block Boros has been shafted. I also kind of quibble with the Gruul being flanderized into no-tech cavemen running around naked rather than a bunch of angry scavenging anarchists looking to blow shit up, but that's a fairly minor quibble.

>gameplay wise
Gruul, because I'm a brainlet and GRUG SMASH decks loaded with a dozen giant monsters and direct damage burn spells is gun. Rakdos and are a bit too squishy, Orzhov is a bit too slow and Golgari is a bit too janky to really be the perfect fits, but I like their playstyles well enough too. If there was a deck that mixed the big face-smash violence of the Gruul and Rakdos with the tenacity and graveyard manipulation of the Golgari I'd play it in a heartbeat, even if it meant up giving any chance of making a control or combo deck. <\|endoftext\|>
>me proud Gruul player
>blue skinny player counters my card
>bullshit
>me call LGS shaman
>LGS shaman tells me he can do that
>grug knows opponent is cheating, blue mage can't do that
Grug hates opponent.
Carnage Tyrant best card ever printed.
Puny blue player mad because he not skilled enough to tap out and cast banefire.
Blue is gay.
Blue player looks small. <\|endoftext\|>
>Magic ball is paint like fire. Can not be not fire. Grug don't understand. <\|endoftext\|>
>The fourth one has fire
Grug no like think bout paint. Grug paint color on box. Grug no think magic can paint no fire. If box look fire it fire. <\|endoftext\|> GRUG DROP BERRY AND TAU LAUGH HATE TAU SMAAAAASH TAU <\|endoftext\|>
Sorry grug, your army is shit now and we can't be friends anymore. I'm going to pretend that I don't know you. <\|endoftext\|>
GRUG SMASH! GRUG SMASH! GRUG SMASH! <\|endoftext\|> >+4 Dagger can only do as much damage as a +0 rapier
>+0 Rapier does more if you crit

>Longsword is 1d8 versitile
>Flail 1d8 -
>Morningstar 1d8 -
>War pick 1d8 -

>Pike 1d10 Heavy, reach, two-handed
>Halberd 1d10 Heavy, reach, two-handed
>Glaive 1d10 Heavy, reach, two-handed

Really make Grug brain <\|endoftext\|> >DM is miffed that after discovering the evil cult members who have taken political positions, our plan is to just assassinate them all using the rogue with rest of the party waiting at a getaway vehicle
Grug not like court intrigue <\|endoftext\|>
Maybe Grug should learn how to use a proper and civilized weapon, not that simple stick. <\|endoftext\|> So /tg/, the cleric that has revived your braindead Barbarian ass 3 times is unconscious and being held hostage by an enemy that can teleport anywhere they want! He is threatening to do something terrible to her unless you revive his mistress that you fell in combat, all without knowing the one with the ability to revive is in his hands. Do you:

wojack is a many faced god, doomer, boomer, zoomer, bloomer, grug, normal and the many brainlets and brain gods. he is a god of duality, young and old, sad and happy, past and present, strong and week, soft and wet. <|endoftext|>

>Grug shaman God Emperor

I'd follow him <|endoftext|>

Grug no like GURP game, it too easy to min max <|endoftext|>

I was looking to build 4 decks in total so that I'd have a variety of deck types to play and even lend out to players who forgot/don't have decks.

I wanted to build monogreen as a "grug smash" deck for people getting their feet wet in EDH and needing a springboard into the format. That, and monocolor is cheaper to build. <|endoftext|>

Sitting around playing a game and everyone looks miserable except chad grug on the far left <|endoftext|>

Come home Grug <|endoftext|>

>>Sneakman will try to pick the lock

Too bad there's no skill for that can be said

>>Grug will SMASH the door down

Only if there was a way to resolve such a thing

>>Generic the Cleric is nervous, he keeps looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed

We will never find out

>>Sorrow the depressed Rogue does a triple-backflip, slides under a table, then chandelier swings out of a third-story window

All in 6 seconds? <|endoftext|>

>Sneakman will try to pick the lock

>Grug will SMASH the door down

>Generic the Cleric is nervous, he keeps looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed

>Sorrow the depressed Rogue does a triple-backflip, slides under a table, then chandelier swings out of a third-story window <|endoftext|>

>grug's skull so thick that not even magic can pierce it

Damn.

So basically only Fighter, Rogue, Barbarian, or Monk.

What if they were the bodyguard of the player's actual character, who is a basically a dude with no abilities? <|endoftext|>

Half orcs gotta come from somewhere man

And girls don't do grug <|endoftext|> New player here, redpill me on barbarian. So far it's fun playing GRUG SMASH character, but what does the future hold for me? Any tips for a new player? <|endoftext|>

Plus evil giants guarding magical trees seems like a very common trope across mythologies.

Some big Grug asshole found a fruit he liked and didn't let anyone else eat from it until they eventually killed him, and 50,000 years later every society in Eurasia still knows his fucking story. <|endoftext|>

gitgud at tactics and actually force your players to respond in kind. quite difficult if you don't use a grid though. even then there are some times where there isn't much you can do, if you have some Grug the half-orc Champion who just swings every turn then what are you to do? <|endoftext|>

He's talking about real super duper magic, not the subtle whatever you see in history. If everyone in Grug's tribe could cook a baby with their brain chances are they'd be dominant. From there, attitudes would develop. <|endoftext|>

ooga booga anon. grug thank <|endoftext|> >look at guild card set

>no good gruul cards/flavor

>angry.cavepainting

where big strong gruul at Wizards of Coast? You give puny Izzet mage magic. Where grug big gruul monsters? <|endoftext|>

>look at card set

>no good gruul cards/flavor

>angry.cavepainting

where big strong gruul at Wizards of Coast? You give puny Izzet mage magic. Where grug big gruul monsters? <|endoftext|>

grug...

easy on the sips. <|endoftext|> Golgari, Rakdos and Gruul are the best choices of guild. There is nothing wrong with GRUG SMASH decks. Change my mind. <|endoftext|> grug no like draw. grug want to see big fighting like when tiger eat entire cave of grugs

grug think rockboard should be size of mammoth <|endoftext|>

True, but that’s not a martials thing; the wizard and cleric would also be boned. If anything, ambushes fuck over non-martials more in this scenario because they’ll lack the meatshield they normally have; while Grug and Sir Frederick the Unready and caught by surprise, the enemy can easily gank the squishy mage without having to fight through his bodyguards first.

Ambushes suck for everyone on the recieving end. You’re either personally out of action or you’re lacking the backup you’re used to. <|endoftext|>

>tuning your deck to NOT shoot itself in the foot is a difficult process

>hurr grug play rocks if grug play winter orb

>durr grug play more lands if grug play null rod

(you) <|endoftext|>

>green

>big brains

No need to be dishonest bro.

Grug wants to smash thing and he does! He doesn’t need shitty tricks or evasion like blue because he is that much of an alpha <|endoftext|>

Boob plates are medieval push up bras. I like to imagine Grug picking up a fine warrior lady and then be disappointed when the armor comes off and she's flat. <|endoftext|>

based grug

I love the look on a control player's face when someone lays down a carnage tyrant and they can't do shit to stop it <|endoftext|> >fluff

Rakdos, Gruul and Golgari are all around equally great in my eyes. Boros and Orzhov have their moments too, but especially as of the current block Boros has been shafted. I also kind of quibble with the Gruul being flanderized into no-tech cavemen running around naked rather than a bunch of angry scavenging anarchists looking to blow shit up, but that's a fairly minor quibble.

>gameplay wise

Gruul, because I'm a brainlet and GRUG SMASH decks loaded with a dozen giant monsters and direct damage burn spells is gun. Rakdos and are a bit too squishy, Orzhov is a bit too slow and Golgari is a bit too janky to really be the perfect fits, but I like their playstyles well enough too. If there was a deck that mixed the big face-smash violence of the Gruul and Rakdos with the tenacity and graveyard manipulation of the Golgari I'd play it in a heartbeat, even if it meant up giving any chance of making a control or combo deck. <|endoftext|>

>me proud Gruul player

>blue skinny player counters my card

>bullshit

>me call LGS shaman

>LGS shaman tells me he can do that

>grug knows opponent is cheating, blue mage can't do that

Grug hates opponent.

Carnage Tyrant best card ever printed.

Puny blue player mad because he not skilled enough to tap out and cast banefire.

Blue is gay.

Blue player looks small. <|endoftext|>

>Magic ball is paint like fire. Can not be not fire. Grug don't understand. <|endoftext|>

>The fourth one has fire

Grug no like think bout paint. Grug paint color on box. Grug no think magic can paint no fire. If box look fire it fire. <|endoftext|> GRUG DROP BERRY AND TAU LAUGH HATE TAU SMAAAAASH TAU <|endoftext|>

Sorry grug, your army is shit now and we can't be friends anymore. I'm going to pretend that I don't know you. <|endoftext|>

GRUG SMASH! GRUG SMASH! GRUG SMASH! <|endoftext|> >+4 Dagger can only do as much damage as a +0 rapier

>+0 Rapier does more if you crit

>Longsword is 1d8 versitile

>Flail 1d8 -

>Morningstar 1d8 -

>War pick 1d8 -

>Pike 1d10 Heavy, reach, two-handed

>Halberd 1d10 Heavy, reach, two-handed

>Glaive 1d10 Heavy, reach, two-handed

Really make Grug brain <|endoftext|> >DM is miffed that after discovering the evil cult members who have taken political positions, our plan is to just assassinate them all using the rogue with rest of the party waiting at a getaway vehicle

Grug not like court intrigue <|endoftext|>

Maybe Grug should learn how to use a proper and civilized weapon, not that simple stick. <|endoftext|> So /tg/, the cleric that has revived your braindead Barbarian ass 3 times is unconscious and being held hostage by an enemy that can teleport anywhere they want! He is threatening to do something terrible to her unless you revive his mistress that you fell in combat, all without knowing the one with the ability to revive is in his hands. Do you: