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>enemy is bad, f white males
>grug not retarded
Deep thoughtful arguments there. <\|endoftext\|>
Grug has best hit die. <\|endoftext\|> hahaha grug bunga bunga grung no like roll stone game hahaha funny <\|endoftext\|>
It's not hard to handle a God of excess and perfection

Brainlets only just see sex but it okay Grug. <\|endoftext\|>
>Grug the Assassin Orc <\|endoftext\|> Grug-Emperor say all cave everywhere belong to human tribe <\|endoftext\|>
>fantasy thing
>no like history thing
>fantasy thing exaggerated
>history thing not
WHY THIS?! GRUG NOT UNDERSTAND. WHY FANTASY THING NOT HISTORY THING?! IT MAKE GRUG ANGRY. <\|endoftext\|>
Grug get free pass as tribe crier
Spread word to whole tribe <\|endoftext\|>
It really depends on the context I suppose. Obviously you don't do it every time, but if the swordsman is in bad need of a weapon upgrade I'm not going to arbitrarily give him an axe unless it's important that it be an axe.

Eg., I have one player that actually uses STR weapons right now, and his whole schtick is polearms. They're about to find a magic sword in a module, and I'm going to just change it to be a halberd so that he can maintain his character's vibe.

Later on they're going to find a powerful mace that's plot relevant (relic from a past campaign):obviously I won't change it into a halberd because it's important.

Sometimes, weapon type is an important part of class fantasy. If I was playing a refined elven noble knight, I wouldn't want to be stuck using Grug's +1 Stone Axe of Mangling. <\|endoftext\|>
No, Grug <\|endoftext\|>
With Mace I have +5 to Hit
If the monster has 13 AC, I hit with an 8 or higher.
My Sacred Flame has 13 DC. With +5 saving throw, my DM takes no damage on an 8 or higher.

The odds are better if I go full grug.

The real question here is, why would you cast a cantrip, or attack, when you can just dodge? <\|endoftext\|> GRUG HATE BIG WORD. GRUG WANT HIT NOTGRUG. BIG LOOT. <\|endoftext\|>
Nothing grug makes it out of the cave... The story goes like this: sky cave is captured by a technorock singularity as flint rationalization and fire-making lock into commoditization take-off. . . <\|endoftext\|> Grug no need exposition, Grug just wants smash <\|endoftext\|>
No, because Avellone is a literal brainlet who not only can't grasp other people's stories and settings, but can't keep track of his own - just look at his blundering through Fallout lore, he makes Todd Howard look like a genius.
He looked at Star Wars and went "Grug not get! Grug hate! Grug make better!" and out came shitty kreiafags like you. <\|endoftext\|>
but if want, grug have also peltwarriors cavepainting <\|endoftext\|> grug need better cavepaints <\|endoftext\|> Aren't they that world's equivalent of Grug? And fuck, I remember watching Alien Planet as a kid, I thought it was real and humanity had found Darwin 4. <\|endoftext\|>
>the barbarian isn't grug
you had one job. <\|endoftext\|>
I'd play a character based on Ted Prior's Grug.

Real shit. <\|endoftext\|>
>Grug
Come on, son <\|endoftext\|>
Grug/10 <\|endoftext\|>
>But so is possibility of you
Grug angry you insult lady Grug! Grug must tip mammoth tusk for all lady Grug, even if they cave painting! <\|endoftext\|>
is it possible for a pally to not be full grug?

During the fight on a boat we just had, my meat grinder pally also healed me back to full and the tempest cleric was lightnin fuckers up.

I don't deal damage.
I don't tank any better.
I can't heal.

And apparently granting advantage via flanking is an optional rule? <\|endoftext\|>
>my class is so shit im not doing as much damage as the pally who goes full grug
yeesh <\|endoftext\|>
so we hike to the infinite forest and find the town we try to find normal jobs but there's only oneoffs I kill some low level gnolls (troll but human size and slightly weaker in every way) for some dosh and the ultramarine becomes a manwhore for double the dosh suddenly there's no more jobs so I figure "assassins are sneaky steal some shit" only nat 1 of the campaign get caught run to the other city try to get in the favor of other king but he laughs me away saying everyones looking for the guy that stole some copper cookware so I go back I think pay some guards take down a few posters and it'll be right as rain sneak in and find the party marine grabs me and runs off to the king apparently while I was gone he sought favor and got it becoming master of the guard there turns out all the stolen goods is about fifty currency worth of stuff sentenced to beheading for it figure I can fight my way out lolnope guards are dmpcs fuck you health with fuck you weapons grug throws me out of the city literally marine kills grug grug is dead and he doesn't even reroll a character so the dragon has claimed the skies marine has claimed town a and town b hates me so I do the only thing I can and at this point everyone progresses super slowly but it's hard to see because everyone is apart <\|endoftext\|>
another aspect was levels as you leveled you gained health and with milestones new powers for example ultramarine got meltabombs grug tied a rope to the rock I discovered alchemical fire and the dragons wings grew in in addition you got a "companion" that would assist in combat it had double your health and all of your abilities mine was a clockwork doll grugs was the rock rocky the marine had a chapter priest I think? and the dragon got an emerald dragon waifu so it starts and we're in a cave no explanation no nothing just a basic trap a lever to get from one point to the next and some rocks everything is mystical and magic and floating and there is a rip in space and time but no knowledge to glean from it so I talk to grug he shows me the rock and it glows green slightly he says sometimes it whispers in his head never found out more about it just that there was something vaguely arcane about the glowing grooves on it we move on and lo and behold gnomes they seem friendly enough and request aid apparently a troll is around and hurts them a lot so they need it gone we go in and find out everything is impossible to kill the troll has well over ten thousand health but we persist marine rambos and dies instantly grug tanks and I take it out the gnomes offer payment and the party takes it but I refuse and say I'm happy to help I ask a few questions and find they're carbon copy dwarves super mining race but only some metalurgy no tech then we find out the entire world is two cities and an infinite forest <\|endoftext\|>
may as well go with it
everything super homebrew(yay) gm created kinda terrible system where you could be whatever you want
if you wanted to be super powerful(i.e. hi-tech or fuck you magic) you can but more power means higher attack and lower health both initial and gained
for example we had me I went with a steampunk tinkerer but the gm wanted something that sounded less powerless so we settled on assassin 160 health had a steam powered scoped rifle 380 damage
there was grug good guy caveman 800 health he had a rock 20 damage
then there was an ultramarine from 40k 80 health had a bolter well over a thousand damage
then there was a universe dragon 20 health breath that altered spacetime need I say more <\|endoftext\|> It is also totally ok to discuss books in here.


>this my favourite book.
>it was also one of Terry Pratchetts favourite books.
>decide to run campaign loosely based on it
>ok lads you're all cavemen. You have three main objectives. Discover fire, don't get eaten and don't go extinct.
>I expected non-stop grug posting and memes about long-nose tribe.
>what I got was a heart breaking story about a caveman and his dog - Shug and Shog respectively.
>Shug discovers Shog while looking for firewood.
>Shog is orphaned dog.
>Shug adopt Shog. Krug no like Shug. Eat Shog.
>Shug smack Krug. Shog stay.
>over time Shog grows into a very large dog (yes I know dogs don't really exist at this stage of the Pleistocene. He's a large wolf).
>later.... <\|endoftext\|> So the gist of it is that OP's response is completely unjustified unless Grug want smash all the time and the other players are sick of it and want to actually plan and strategize every now and then but can't because Grug always smash? <\|endoftext\|>
>Wolfman Grug as bad as a furry <\|endoftext\|>
At least "old /tg/" had shit that arose of itself and was fun, even the forced shit was fun. And what do we have in 2018?
>soi
>grug
>le ebin boomer meme
>npc
I'd rather have Angry Marines than this shit
t. 9 years on the chans newfag <\|endoftext\|>
>braving danger for sake of roleplay
>hurr durr grug kick door

kys yourself <\|endoftext\|> grug no no how 2 rite <\|endoftext\|> >GRUG MAHREENS
>WE SMASH FOR THE EMPRA <\|endoftext\|>
I would give anything for a Grug with Gruul war paint all over him <\|endoftext\|>
Grug <\|endoftext\|>
Grug no like chaos. <\|endoftext\|>
Grug <\|endoftext\|>
thank you grug


this <\|endoftext\|> Grug <\|endoftext\|>
Very good advice, Grug. <\|endoftext\|>

>enemy is bad, f white males

>grug not retarded

Deep thoughtful arguments there. <|endoftext|>

Grug has best hit die. <|endoftext|> hahaha grug bunga bunga grung no like roll stone game hahaha funny <|endoftext|>

It's not hard to handle a God of excess and perfection

Brainlets only just see sex but it okay Grug. <|endoftext|>

>Grug the Assassin Orc <|endoftext|> Grug-Emperor say all cave everywhere belong to human tribe <|endoftext|>

>fantasy thing

>no like history thing

>fantasy thing exaggerated

>history thing not

WHY THIS?! GRUG NOT UNDERSTAND. WHY FANTASY THING NOT HISTORY THING?! IT MAKE GRUG ANGRY. <|endoftext|>

Grug get free pass as tribe crier

Spread word to whole tribe <|endoftext|>

It really depends on the context I suppose. Obviously you don't do it every time, but if the swordsman is in bad need of a weapon upgrade I'm not going to arbitrarily give him an axe unless it's important that it be an axe.

Eg., I have one player that actually uses STR weapons right now, and his whole schtick is polearms. They're about to find a magic sword in a module, and I'm going to just change it to be a halberd so that he can maintain his character's vibe.

Later on they're going to find a powerful mace that's plot relevant (relic from a past campaign):obviously I won't change it into a halberd because it's important.

Sometimes, weapon type is an important part of class fantasy. If I was playing a refined elven noble knight, I wouldn't want to be stuck using Grug's +1 Stone Axe of Mangling. <|endoftext|>

No, Grug <|endoftext|>

With Mace I have +5 to Hit

If the monster has 13 AC, I hit with an 8 or higher.

My Sacred Flame has 13 DC. With +5 saving throw, my DM takes no damage on an 8 or higher.

The odds are better if I go full grug.

The real question here is, why would you cast a cantrip, or attack, when you can just dodge? <|endoftext|> GRUG HATE BIG WORD. GRUG WANT HIT NOTGRUG. BIG LOOT. <|endoftext|>

Nothing grug makes it out of the cave... The story goes like this: sky cave is captured by a technorock singularity as flint rationalization and fire-making lock into commoditization take-off. . . <|endoftext|> Grug no need exposition, Grug just wants smash <|endoftext|>

No, because Avellone is a literal brainlet who not only can't grasp other people's stories and settings, but can't keep track of his own - just look at his blundering through Fallout lore, he makes Todd Howard look like a genius.

He looked at Star Wars and went "Grug not get! Grug hate! Grug make better!" and out came shitty kreiafags like you. <|endoftext|>

>the barbarian isn't grug

you had one job. <|endoftext|>

I'd play a character based on Ted Prior's Grug.

Real shit. <|endoftext|>

>Grug

Come on, son <|endoftext|>

Grug/10 <|endoftext|>

>But so is possibility of you

Grug angry you insult lady Grug! Grug must tip mammoth tusk for all lady Grug, even if they cave painting! <|endoftext|>

is it possible for a pally to not be full grug?

During the fight on a boat we just had, my meat grinder pally also healed me back to full and the tempest cleric was lightnin fuckers up.

I don't deal damage.

I don't tank any better.

I can't heal.

And apparently granting advantage via flanking is an optional rule? <|endoftext|>

>my class is so shit im not doing as much damage as the pally who goes full grug

yeesh <|endoftext|>

so we hike to the infinite forest and find the town we try to find normal jobs but there's only oneoffs I kill some low level gnolls (troll but human size and slightly weaker in every way) for some dosh and the ultramarine becomes a manwhore for double the dosh suddenly there's no more jobs so I figure "assassins are sneaky steal some shit" only nat 1 of the campaign get caught run to the other city try to get in the favor of other king but he laughs me away saying everyones looking for the guy that stole some copper cookware so I go back I think pay some guards take down a few posters and it'll be right as rain sneak in and find the party marine grabs me and runs off to the king apparently while I was gone he sought favor and got it becoming master of the guard there turns out all the stolen goods is about fifty currency worth of stuff sentenced to beheading for it figure I can fight my way out lolnope guards are dmpcs fuck you health with fuck you weapons grug throws me out of the city literally marine kills grug grug is dead and he doesn't even reroll a character so the dragon has claimed the skies marine has claimed town a and town b hates me so I do the only thing I can and at this point everyone progresses super slowly but it's hard to see because everyone is apart <|endoftext|>

another aspect was levels as you leveled you gained health and with milestones new powers for example ultramarine got meltabombs grug tied a rope to the rock I discovered alchemical fire and the dragons wings grew in in addition you got a "companion" that would assist in combat it had double your health and all of your abilities mine was a clockwork doll grugs was the rock rocky the marine had a chapter priest I think? and the dragon got an emerald dragon waifu so it starts and we're in a cave no explanation no nothing just a basic trap a lever to get from one point to the next and some rocks everything is mystical and magic and floating and there is a rip in space and time but no knowledge to glean from it so I talk to grug he shows me the rock and it glows green slightly he says sometimes it whispers in his head never found out more about it just that there was something vaguely arcane about the glowing grooves on it we move on and lo and behold gnomes they seem friendly enough and request aid apparently a troll is around and hurts them a lot so they need it gone we go in and find out everything is impossible to kill the troll has well over ten thousand health but we persist marine rambos and dies instantly grug tanks and I take it out the gnomes offer payment and the party takes it but I refuse and say I'm happy to help I ask a few questions and find they're carbon copy dwarves super mining race but only some metalurgy no tech then we find out the entire world is two cities and an infinite forest <|endoftext|>

may as well go with it

everything super homebrew(yay) gm created kinda terrible system where you could be whatever you want

if you wanted to be super powerful(i.e. hi-tech or fuck you magic) you can but more power means higher attack and lower health both initial and gained

for example we had me I went with a steampunk tinkerer but the gm wanted something that sounded less powerless so we settled on assassin 160 health had a steam powered scoped rifle 380 damage

there was grug good guy caveman 800 health he had a rock 20 damage

then there was an ultramarine from 40k 80 health had a bolter well over a thousand damage

then there was a universe dragon 20 health breath that altered spacetime need I say more <|endoftext|> It is also totally ok to discuss books in here.

>this my favourite book.

>it was also one of Terry Pratchetts favourite books.

>decide to run campaign loosely based on it

>ok lads you're all cavemen. You have three main objectives. Discover fire, don't get eaten and don't go extinct.

>I expected non-stop grug posting and memes about long-nose tribe.

>what I got was a heart breaking story about a caveman and his dog - Shug and Shog respectively.

>Shug discovers Shog while looking for firewood.

>Shog is orphaned dog.

>Shug adopt Shog. Krug no like Shug. Eat Shog.

>Shug smack Krug. Shog stay.

>over time Shog grows into a very large dog (yes I know dogs don't really exist at this stage of the Pleistocene. He's a large wolf).

>later.... <|endoftext|> So the gist of it is that OP's response is completely unjustified unless Grug want smash all the time and the other players are sick of it and want to actually plan and strategize every now and then but can't because Grug always smash? <|endoftext|>

>Wolfman Grug as bad as a furry <|endoftext|>

At least "old /tg/" had shit that arose of itself and was fun, even the forced shit was fun. And what do we have in 2018?

>soi

>grug

>le ebin boomer meme

>npc

I'd rather have Angry Marines than this shit

t. 9 years on the chans newfag <|endoftext|>

>braving danger for sake of roleplay

>hurr durr grug kick door

kys yourself <|endoftext|> grug no no how 2 rite <|endoftext|> >GRUG MAHREENS

>WE SMASH FOR THE EMPRA <|endoftext|>

I would give anything for a Grug with Gruul war paint all over him <|endoftext|>

Grug <|endoftext|>

Grug no like chaos. <|endoftext|>

Grug <|endoftext|>

thank you grug

this <|endoftext|> Grug <|endoftext|>

Very good advice, Grug. <|endoftext|>