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>5 orcs rolled 5
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What happens? Do you just decide how orcs move after players moved? Do you tell players how orcs move before you move? <|endoftext|>
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>Am like Big Red Man
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>Am not like Wolf Man or Lion Man
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Grug have mammoth poo taste. Me am club you, manlover <|endoftext|>
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What Grugs think about fight stone men? Like Hitclub 1k but play as fight shamans make Stone Men fight other shamans. Grug ask around him cave but tribe say game dead. <|endoftext|>
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Grug no like HitClub 1K. Grug prefer Sun and Moon Time. Grug hope he get stone body. Stone stronger than skin. <|endoftext|>
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>am being this mad
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Berrypicker play berrypicker sky lord clan. Grug not surprised. <|endoftext|>
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>Fight Club
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Grug no allowed talk about fight club. <|endoftext|>
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>this grug fall for the vrock meme
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u deserve club to face grug <|endoftext|> Grug think vrock not bungaing like supposed to <|endoftext|>
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Grug play game with best rock and win rock smash fest. Grug get shiny for new game rock as prize so Grug barter for new best game rock <|endoftext|>
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>Bleed-makers am berrypickers. Cry for dad what am in other cave.
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Grug take back or Grugnar tell bleed-maker sleep clan what Grug say <|endoftext|>
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Grug not made out of rock or shiny to barter with other rock.
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Grug has to hunt to feed wolf. Cannot trade for better game rock. <|endoftext|>
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>year 3000 BC
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>not fighting for Big Number clan
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Grug laughs <|endoftext|>
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Look, Eiric--excuse me, "Grug"--we all know you're perfectly capable of both speaking in complete sentences, and wearing proper clothes. You simply choose not to improve yourself, and yet here you are expecting us to take you and your 'tribe' seriously.
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Take a shower, put on some real clothes and go get a job. This isn't 70,00 BC anymore. <|endoftext|> Alright ye daft hackit, cock-juggling, cocksplat weapons-grade twonks. Ye utter fucking fucknuggets, listen roitg the fuck up ye hear? Yew gommy twat grugs stay the fuck away from those high mountains to yer north. Tha 'best tribe' is the long beards, an iff'n you say anything otherwise? Ye a pig faced potato mouthed crap combin' scabshute, puppy killin' gutless kidneywipe fuckstain.
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Don'not even get me started on dem long ears, aye? Those clatty, bawheeded, knee-knocking, twig-fucking, doiley poiley shit stain, weak-armed, blond-haired, complete fuddy duddy twally-washing twit stains ain'not welcome in these parts of the world. Gottit twats? So if'n a Grug goes ans sees a naffy fuckin long ear, yous tell them the beard clan is the best. <|endoftext|>
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Two things with same name, same in ways make Grug rocks go rolling <|endoftext|> What am Grug think of Bash Tribe? Me am like few mans. Too many mans make am head hurt. <|endoftext|>
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You bunga, only hunter lie in cave with other hunter like pointy ear grug <|endoftext|>
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Grug think other thing already called fight club. Two things with same name real bad Juju <|endoftext|>
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Krug trade with shiny pointy ear grug and blue slant eye tribe. Krug say buy skyboat with rock and do same. <|endoftext|> >hit club
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Shouldn't War Hammer translate into Grug as Fight Club? Gets the noggin all kinds of joggin too. <|endoftext|>
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Grug have rock. Rock go down. But Grug no sell. have strong hand.
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What do? <|endoftext|>
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What rock you like paint best? Grug have more fun when play with rock he like, not rock that smash best. New rocks all the time; best rock may not smash so good later. <|endoftext|> Grug want remind you all:
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>shiny-thing-like
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Blue man
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Big cave making man
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Bad wolf eye man
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Pretty bird man
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>sharp rock-like
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Red man
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Lots head snake man
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Fire lizard man
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>pointy stick-like
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Angry man
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Big cave breaking man
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Fast man
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>lumpy rock-like
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Stinky man
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Sneaky bird man
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Pretty purple man
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>Grug poo-like
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Voodoo man
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Wolf man
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Lion man
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>Mammoth poo-like
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Scary man
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Metal hand man <|endoftext|>
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what if all sky grug am snake sky clan? <|endoftext|>
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No Grug, you snake sky clan <|endoftext|>
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Thag am think Grug is many snake man <|endoftext|> Grug say all sky clans really lots head snake sky clan. Grug also say all lots head snake sky clan are chief. Grug even say blue sky clan chief is really lots head snake sky clan chief. Grug make Grum head hurt talking about lots head snake sky clan. <|endoftext|>
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Grug want Long ear grugette to bunga Grug... <|endoftext|>
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shut up, grug <|endoftext|>
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Long ear grugette very cute, grug want to smash long ear grugette <|endoftext|>
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Dumb shiny long ear tribe have no fun. Dark long ear tribe have many fun. All Grug fear dark long ear tribe. <|endoftext|>
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>grug not know how calenders work
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How many times zugbo have tell you? First millenia is the first millenia. It one come first. Grug forget about year 1? Year 2? Year 1234 not in first millenia! It in second! <|endoftext|> Grug tired of 1k storyline not move
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Want exciting end time, maybe year 1k1 or 1k2
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Future man fetishmaker refuse to make story befitting wants of Grug, only wants to make classic sky warriors in different skins like ugly treedwelling man <|endoftext|>
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Grug see 1k as far away as modern Grug see 40k. <|endoftext|>
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me think long-ear tribe the best.
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t. not elf grug. <|endoftext|>
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bunga off, you bad spirit of nofun, stay out grug cave <|endoftext|>
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stone arrowheads are a thing, Grug.
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Just wait until you see this atlatl I picked up while I was on my Quest For Fire (tm). <|endoftext|>
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>play rock banging setting
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>Grug say him want play archer
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Ugh <|endoftext|>
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Alright, give me some time in MSPaint anon and ill deliver
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After all, I did make Savage Grug <|endoftext|>
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So here's an easy workaround for Conlanging. Instead of coming up with specific words and phrases, give your players a brief description of what their language sounds like, and a selection of word roots and common word root variants, that way, they can imagine it in the theater of their minds, rather than hearing you struggle through it verbally audibly. My example here is Orcish, a rough, brutish, unhappy language that sounds like grunting, screaming, hissing, and very primitive words, filled with slurs curses and insults.
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Common name components follow; -ug, -mug, -bug, -dag, -lag, -nag, -thrac, -shak, -slak, -sgrac, -tak, -rak, -nak, -heg, -dug, -gush, -nas, -nar, -nib (feminine only), -lub, -og, -olg, -ung, -ush, -osh, -niz, -kir, -kug, -thab (feminine only), -bog, -bil, -buz, -dush, -nuz, -urz, -urg, -unt, -ishi, -ish, -nerg, -urt, -isk, -sisk, -nag, -narg, -gug, -arg, -golg, -nolg, -bolg, -bir, -bur, -dur, -nuz, -oz, -lok, -sok, -pok, -dok, -rig, -hiz, -fug, -irf, -nif.
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Some of these components have commonplace variants as well, as follows: -thrag, -ush, -dar, -bag, -mig (feminine only), -duz, -guz, -gog, -gar, -gab, -glag, -dub, -durb, -durg, -nerk, -bis (feminine only), -dir, -kak, -sak, -shrac, -tik, -chak, -ruk, -uk, -ub, -jug, -glug, -ob, -ugh, -uf, -grug, -grog, -log, -dog, -pash. <|endoftext|>
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ok, consider the following situation:
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your target is in an office building, with one of the floors being rented out by $CORP. it's just administrative stuff, but the big boss guy has a really fancy japanese sword on a wall mount in his office. in fact, it belongs to your Johnsons family, or so he says. bottom line it doesn't matter whose it is, because the Johnson pays well so it will be his by the end of the week. storming the building isn't really a good idea since it's kinda edging on downtown in an A-zone and you need to get to the 39th floor (and back down, of course) before making your getaway.
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so your decker and face devise a plan, smuggling you in as office drones. the decker prepares the cover identities, contracts and work plans that'll involve you staying in that office for a while. GRUG (he's very particular about the capital spelling), who would probably go around stealing puppies off of teenagers and women to pet if you leave him unsupervised for a few days, so his cover identity will be that of a janitor (the drone supposed to do the job broke down for some reason, nobody knows why). despite the way he talks and looks he can actually screw in a lightbulb (without breaking it in his hands), so he's almost overqualified for the job too.
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one fateful day, boss guy spills some coffee on the expensive office carpet in a meeting with the team-lead employees and calls for GRUG to clean up the mess. of course boss guy is a trog hating elf and, being the cock-sure and invincible feeling corp-drone scum he is, he can't help but make sure that GRUG knows just how superior elves are.
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