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>me Grug big numbers hurt Grug's head <|endoftext|> >The Purge of Parsia VII (789.M38) - The Imperial World Parsia VII suffers an invasion by the marauding WAAAAGH! of Warboss Grug Gitsnikka, and the White Templars are sent to eradicate it. The War is relatively quick, and the WAAAGH! is destroyed in a matter of a couple months of battle. The Chaplains of the White Templars however detect several uncanny traits in the poulation of Parsia VII, such as different eye color, moles and ethnic differencies. Declaring such oddities signs of corruption, the White Templars begin a terrible purge of whoever doesn't coreesponds to specific traits defining the &quot;ideal Imperial citizen&quot;, staging mass executions, city sweeps and orbital bombing. When the White Templars leave, the population of Parsia VII is reduced from 8 billion to 3 million people <|endoftext|>
Grug wanna join barbar tribe, but they say no cuz Grug no barbar. How can Grug be barbar? <|endoftext|>
Grug no like new tribe <|endoftext|>
Ugg for strong man like Grug. Grug protect Ugg like real caveman should. <|endoftext|>
>&quot;As one, he and his followers raise their arms and gather their vast arcane power-&quot;
>Hold up, I still have that magic cartridge from earlier in the campaign, right?
>&quot;-ready to destro- Wait, what magic cartridge?&quot;
>The thing we were sent to get at the start of the campaign that I spent like a week messaging you back and forth about. The cleric died before we could deliver it. It's still on my character sheet.
>&quot;Uh, hold on.&quot;
DM proceeds to flip back through like nineteen pages of notes
>&quot;...Er, I guess. Why?&quot;
>I cast disintegrate on it
>&quot;That'll kill everyone.&quot;
>Yeah but we already know that we survive at least this event because Arthaniel is scheduled to give the keystone to Grug in the past and this guy has no temporal powers as far as we know, right?
Thirty five minutes of discussing the mechanics of time travel in the DM's homebrew setting later and the DM hasn't found a way to fill the plot hole that this would generate, so he rules that it works, and we completely no-sell the penultimate villain via divine intervention.
Never introduce time travel to your campaigns. It will not end well for you.
Also don't forget about artifacts that you gave your players. They will always remember it at the worst moment for you. <|endoftext|> Grug wanna join barbar tribe, but they say no cuz Grug no barbar. How can Grug be barbar? <|endoftext|>
maybe those weren't the best examples, but you can do this much without any context, and not just resort to &quot;grug stop axe with head. grug no valuable bits there.&quot; <|endoftext|>
t. grug of river tribe <|endoftext|>
Grug should have invest all rock in thingpebble.
Hurk am have more rock than know how to use. <|endoftext|> >this entire thread
>nobody mentions Og, the literal Grug RPG where you randomly draw the words you know during character creation and learn more during play
GRUG GET GOOD <|endoftext|>
Grug buy rock for four berry, but now rock crash to two berry! Grug broke! <|endoftext|>
>THEIR HEAD WHICH IS IN THEIR HEAD
Grug no understand this! Make Grug angry! <|endoftext|> >can hit things with rock
>can talk spirits
>should be same
hmmm what did grug mean this? <|endoftext|> >target locked
>bunch of missiles
>tanking mech falls over
>pilot injured 20 days
>pilot injured 25 days
>pilot injured
>injured
>injured
>repeat every few missions
Grug need help
How deal with missile <|endoftext|>
>Big armor grug swing sword or big armor grug swing sword?
that's not a varied choice...
>Before anything e the se check to see what your local meta is like. 40k is a poor choice if everyone around you plays aos, and vice verse. In my area for example, the AoS crowd is mostly older gamers who played whfb, whereas 90% of our 40k players are &lt;25 yrs. Just get an idea of whos around you and what they play.
i am mostly getting into it for models but thanks for info
>Shooty bang bang or sword swinging/magic slinging?
simple but interesting stuff pls
>Do you like tanks and ayylmaos killing each other, or a less refined version of that without the cool stuff?
i like cool stuff <|endoftext|>
Big armor grug swing sword or big armor grug swing sword? <|endoftext|>
>Me be dwarf forgingrock mangus
>make bluff for enter say refugee castle
>friend dead
>private session trap elf
>>make manly big hit
>theif feel horse buldge
>useless man party mad!
>ogre boss!!!!!
>druid make heal save monk
>ogre no kill
>wing flap hard
>forget orgre literal mind control harem
>Anti ogre bomb?????
>big attac make lose many hps
>ogres angry!!!
>grug up stairs and escape keep
Why do player do this /tg/? <|endoftext|>
>German
>French
>Italian
>Spanish
>Norse
>Brythonic
>mock Nahuatl
>Tolkien knock-off Dwarven that sounds Tolkieny but isn't actually a real language, just a short list of Tolkieny-sounding words
>Tolkien knock-off Elven that sounds Tolkieny but isn't actually a real language, just a short list of Tolkieny-sounding words
>bunch of FLH'GHSTHURRG'SAKGURGH bullshit for Chaos
>random Ug Grug Fug for Orcs
>squeaks and peeps for Skaven
nah <|endoftext|>
Grug think rock-punk am best! <|endoftext|>
80% of modern people probably can't take on a cavemen 1vs1 naked, doesn't mean being Grug is preferable <|endoftext|> >get offered a spot in a pathfinder game
>decide why not
>start at level 7, party's campaign is already started
>decide to make a strength based goblin druid
>so begins the tales of Grundle Grug
>dumb as rocks, clumsy as hell, but could suplex someone 5 foot taller than him
>had a giant frog for a companion named Toady
>Constantly used wild shape to turn into a giant frog and eat people
Too bad that game didn't work out. I'll bring him back for another game. <|endoftext|>
Grug tier post apoc face punching man. Good or evil doesn't matter to him. <|endoftext|>