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It was a good nye afternoon <|endoftext|>
Just think to yourself, WWGD (what would Grug do?)
Reject modernity, embrace grugmode <|endoftext|>
ur a goddamn genius grug <|endoftext|> make grug happy <|endoftext|>
take the grug pill, use sticks and stones AND lift AND train hand-to-hand <|endoftext|>
>Physical talent is the only talent that exists
Hello grug. And even if you were right, the hand dexterity and coordination to consistently execute shit in competitive video games is very high. <|endoftext|>
rock make sleep
grug like quiet <|endoftext|>
based grug <|endoftext|> Grug NO bench. ONLY OHP. <|endoftext|>
Me go to stone place
Me lift stone
Me drop stone
Me run
Me work hard
Me rest
Me think
I grug with family
I rung with wife
I dung in pit
It good dung
I eat much
I sleep
Simple as <|endoftext|>
But Grug wants to! Grug remembers he no wanna remain berrypickerasfuck.exe for all time. Grug also want to make sweaty humping and rustling leaves on top of Grugette in noisy bushes. This motivates Grug to lift big rock many times in &quot;week&quot;. <|endoftext|>
How Grug make Grug hand pick up rock so many &quot;time&quot; when Grug don't want to? <|endoftext|> Grug not now what day and week is. Grug lift rock when ball of fire is burning and sleep when it's not burning because Grug can't see rocks. <|endoftext|> Grug must barter berries for pic related. Then Grug can sniff this ancient tome and attain powers even beyond that of Great shaman Scoobyurg. <|endoftext|> How grug make grug lift rock 5 &quot;day&quot; every &quot;week&quot;? <|endoftext|> Grug think thread stupid. Grug think posters dumb.
>grug eat many meat and lots nut and berry while hunt meat
>grug get big grug skrong
>grug always have food now that big skrong
>Grug never hungry
>grub get extra fat for warmth
>winter come
>no food
>grug start losing warmth fat
>grug now shredded
But Grug has also
>stored food for winter
>grug eat fewer fewer meat and berry each day
>grug still get shredded
Grug do what he want and like, skinny dyel cuck should do what best work do he too <|endoftext|>
Was Grug the first one to make it? <|endoftext|> >Grug lift rock
>Arm get sore
>What do?
>Consume the flesh of Antler animal
>Arm get big
>Grugette want mammoth
>Kill mammoth with big arm
>Cook mammoth for Grugette
>Grugette sex Grug in exchange for mammoth <|endoftext|>
>Grug see calf
>calf suck cow booba
>Grug and tribe tip cow
>tribe suck cow booba
>tribe like cow booba juice <|endoftext|>
Sticky plant water make grug poo spirit go away <|endoftext|>
explain to grug what this mean <|endoftext|> Grug have girlfriend
Grug own large farm
Grug give lot grain to girlfriend
Girlfriend inexplicably becomes very soft
Grug likey. <|endoftext|> What did Grug mean by this? <|endoftext|>
>INTERNET TOUGH GUY response
See? You have no valid, rational reason for ANY of that. All you have is Grug-level nonsense.
Go read a book instead of wasting more time at the gym. Your brain might be salvageable.
>no timestamp
Not your arms, and you're a brainless faggot.
Enjoy working in fast food your whole life, champ. <|endoftext|>
Broscience has been around since the first grug lifted a rock time impress the female grug. We're always looking for an easier way to achieve our goals, so we convince ourselves that all the dumb shit we do and take works. <|endoftext|>
>be dumb monkey
>accidentally drop tuber on fire
>wow this tastes great
>wow, so much energy
>what else grug drop on fire?
>get more energy from starchy plants
>get less parasites and not have to lay down to digest 7lbs of meat anymore
>dumb monkey get smart
>millions of years later
>hurr you guys cook food? don't you know that DENATURES the proteins? you know, exactly like the enzyme your pancreas secrets called protease?
>monkey become dumb again <|endoftext|> serotonin makes you into a robot
serotonergic dominance is your brain being too energy deprived to think or socialize and going hurf durf i'm right, it can just as well make you into a beta followerif you're of low social standing and the brain doesn't feel like you'd have any shot of going grug dominate <|endoftext|>
Grug been training get gf for many moons
Grugette say Grug have bad spirit <|endoftext|>
grug find sister's daughter
grug happy :3 <|endoftext|>
Grug before grugettes, always <|endoftext|>
grug lifting rock hard
grug train lift rock