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Gruh think grug should go to shaman <|endoftext|> grug lift rock
grub eat
grub strong <|endoftext|>
Grug retarded <|endoftext|> HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE GRUG NO NEED LIFT ROCK GRUG NO NEED NOOOO GRUG NEVER NEED LIFT ROCK NOOOO HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE NOT ONCE ROCK IS NOT TO LIFT HAHEHEHEHEHEHWHHEEHE GRUG MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ROCK INSTEAD EHHEHE GRUG LIKEY LIKEY BIG ROCK PUT HAIR ON IT MHMHMHMHMMMMMMM MAKE SWEET LOVE AND GIVE IT KISS FOR GOOD NIGHT SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH IF GRUG DONT LIKE ROCK GRUG THROW AWAY <|endoftext|>
>Grug mating, grug not care. Why lift rock for many children?
why grug want fuck rock? <|endoftext|>
Grug lift rock long ago for same reason
now Grug lift massive boulders because sad quiet voice turn into agonizingly loud wails of pure anguish and roars of complete unbridled rage inside Grug head
Grug one day will become strong enough to fight god that laugh at him from sky <|endoftext|>
Grug lift big rock for many time. It make grug better grug.
Grug mating, grug not care.
Why lift rock for many children? <|endoftext|>
grug don&rsquo;t care anymore
grug lift bigger and bigger rock every sunrise in hope it crushes him one day
grug wait for dark embrace of death
no stone be stronger than grug yet <|endoftext|> grug hear someone whisper &quot;EEEEEEEEEE&quot; but grug see no one
spirits?
grug hear whisper everytime <|endoftext|>
Grug lift rock because want to become big and hairy as mammoth <|endoftext|> Grug trade berry for rockvision
Grug no need lift rock
Grug happy in new rockvision cave with happy rockvision wife <|endoftext|> Grug lift rock because cute girl, and also to sad voice quiet <|endoftext|> grug not lift rock, grug cast rock. <|endoftext|>
Grug berrypicker. Stop lostenong to sad headvoice and listen to sick headvoice. <|endoftext|> Why do tribe lift rock
Grug lift rock to quiet sad head voice <|endoftext|> ME GRUG LIFT ROCK GRUG STRONG <|endoftext|>
>GRUG NEED PUT DICK IN HOLE GRRRR <|endoftext|> GRUG NO COUNT <|endoftext|>
Exactly why grug wants to breed this female <|endoftext|>
Why kick and hurt foot when have club? Grug laugh at you, small think. <|endoftext|>
once grug, forever grug <|endoftext|>
No grug yes kick. Kick hurts like club. Grug like clubs. Grug like kicks. <|endoftext|>
I'm part doomer, part grug, part s-o=i boi? <|endoftext|>
This wrong. Grug no kick. Need both leg for hunt. Can still hunt one arm. <|endoftext|>
Grug likes kicking <|endoftext|>
Can you guys help figure out what's wrong with me. I never did well in school and the only comfortable job i ever had was working in a warehouse, moving crates etc. Literally bottom of the barrel grug work, yet i felt at home doing it. I always thought i would do wll in IT but i'm literally too retarded to code. Despite this, my IQ is actually slightly above average, which really surpises me. Maybe i have a learning dissability or something, idk. <|endoftext|>
based grug. Same. <|endoftext|>
>The truth is in 2020 you basically have to be the dude from 50 shades of grey to get even a cursory glance from a 4/10
how fucking sheltered and delusional do you have to be to believe this, do you ever leave the house? have you seen what kinds of guys have gf's? ugly guys, fat guys, skinnyfay guys, that greasy fuck working in mcdonalds has a gf
if you dont have a gf it's because you've spent too much time on the internet instead of developing interpersonal skills (aka you have a shit personality). how many countless hours do you spend at the gym yet how many hours do you spend practicing being conscientious and learning how to communicate with other people in a non-autistic way? zero.
>hurrr I can lift a car why grug no have gf <|endoftext|>
>some coomer fatty fetishist grug made a figurine of his cave painting waifu to coom to
>ERMAGAWD THEY WORSHIPPED IT THIS WAS CONSIDERED THE IDEAL STANDARD OF BEAUTY FERTILITY GODDESS BECAUSE I SAY SO
i hate most people so goddamn fucking much you wouldnt believe <|endoftext|> >They stole Grug rock
>Grug angry
>Grug can't find new rock
>Grug lift tree instead <|endoftext|>
if you still care about face you still havent connected to the inner Grug <|endoftext|> Why do they keep doubling down on making their food addictions worse?
It's literally not that hard to eat healthier, slowly and exercise.
Do you think grug actually kept track of calories and fasted for X hours?
It's literally and anxiety/self-loathing bomb waiting to blow up
Makes no fucking sense bro. <|endoftext|>
That guy wasn't autistic enough to scare it off. You have to go full grug mode when confronted with wild dangerous animals, scream like a fucking gibbon monkey, jump up and down, flail arms around like a spastic retard, beat chest with fists, etc. Full on chimp out. <|endoftext|>
Grug lift heavy rock. <|endoftext|>
>working progress
Stick to lifting heavy things, Grug. <|endoftext|> Why aren't you making your own plates, seriously.
>so easy to make even grug could do it
>cheap
>can make as many as you want <|endoftext|> >Grug lift big stone 4 time a week
>Grug biggest in cave
>Grug flex cep for Female Grug
>Female Grug like skinny Grug better
Wut fug? <|endoftext|>
Be grug. If grug alone he scare of short strong monke. But grug never alone, grug always have clan. Clan and grug together strong. Grug and clan together make spear. Now short strong monke afraid of Grug. Noclans never make it. <|endoftext|>
Me grug hunt.
But no inny grug come.
How grug get inny? <|endoftext|>
grug keep lift heavy
grug run lot
grug eat meat <|endoftext|>
Based grug <|endoftext|> Hairy men tribe?
Grug bald? <|endoftext|> grug trans btw if help <|endoftext|>
Hello Grug <|endoftext|> Can you send a vocaroo saying oonga chaka oonga chaka grug wan' meat please <|endoftext|>
keto = grug eat lots of eggs and meat
barely any antioxidants <|endoftext|> >haven't lifted since 236,000 BC
grug you grug-grug <|endoftext|> >grug be 6&rsquo;2&rdquo;
>grug a big guy, for you
>grug have 7&rdquo; meat club
>grug no e-stat
>but grug have big frame. Grug 7&rdquo; club look like 5&rdquo; club
>grug hits cervix if grug no careful
>but grug humiliated that grug club look small next to grub body
>grug with born with tree trunk for club and not branch maybe then grub club looks proportional <|endoftext|>
Grug no have club with spike and thermite on end or else grug would club. But grug do need say more few word
>grug need realize grugette no make him true happy.
Grug know this grug made point in grug other post. But grug have needs. Grug no club in 4 years. Grug can&rsquo;t pick berry when female near without sperg because grug want club and only think about swinging grug big club when grug. Grug too distracted and tense to focus on grug real work and life to find true happiness. Grub need >get /fit/>club gruggette whenever want/get a perma club gruggette>grug brain normalize again and grug focus on life and not club <|endoftext|>
grug need realize grugette no make him true happy. grug know deep down that grugettes and hunter grugstyle only fleeting happy. grug need to find true happy in thing no grug can take away. grug need make right with sky grug. <|endoftext|>
Grug need talk less act more. Maybe I be Grug&rsquo;s grugette tonight? <|endoftext|>
Grug currently torn. Grug do believe in self, Greg know what grug capable of. Grug just have actually try. Grub was hunter 5 years ago. Grub club many gruggettes, spend all time with other grug hunters. Then grug kicked out main clubbed gruggette of few years and got sad, grug stopped hunting and picking up heavy, Grug turn into fat berry picker. Grug now seen both side hunter/picker. Grug no longer BIG sad, but grug just normal sad now. Grug know what Grug have do, starts with grug body. Grug know if Grug turn back into hunter grub become big happy again. Then Grug club gruggettes, then Grug no more look at erotic cave painting and pull meat snake all day, then Grug put all focus into career and life. Grug guess him just want make thread. Grug no stupid guy, Grug just lazy Grug guess... <|endoftext|>
Maybe Grug try not being pussy bitch and believe in Grug self. <|endoftext|> Am sad berry picker grug never club no grugettes and drag to cave in 4 years. Grug eat too many berry get fat. Grub go through drought lose many fat feel small but better. but still chub so grug still in good drought.
Maybe grug pick up heavy rock everyday grub get big and strong and become happy hunter? Maybe grug gets confidence and makes friends? And then maybe drug work harder at life other aspects, and eventually clonk grub getter over head to drag back to Grug cave and have alpha hunter mating time? Then grug become more focused on building something with life instead sex 24/7...
What /fit/ thinks of grug idea? <|endoftext|>
>So your entire worldview is based off anecdotes