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you're supposed to talk like cavemen you concussed newfag. you think grug knew what an automaton was? <|endoftext|>
grug just be grug
womens want come in grug cave then <|endoftext|>
Grug drag female into cave by hair <|endoftext|>
grug just need to take woman to cave? <|endoftext|>
haha this grug dumb
this grug no lift women into cave <|endoftext|>
Grug no share dinosaur with boobmen? Boobmen be materialistic, vapid automatons. Grug need to get their attention with violence and meat <|endoftext|>
grug gave shiny rock to longnose tribe for berry
berry taste good <|endoftext|>
I'm sure what you meant to say is
Grug dinosaur should womanses gives. Womanses dinosaur likes to eat. Grug give womanses dinosaur, womanses come Grug's cave. <|endoftext|> grug need more shiny rock
female like shiny rock <|endoftext|> Maybe grug should offer some dinosaur to a member of the opposite sex? <|endoftext|> grug lift heavy rock
grug eat dinosaur
still no female come to grug's cave <|endoftext|>
Unironically mirin right's grug aesthetics <|endoftext|>
Year 20,000 (forecasted)
>recent advancements in hyperdimensional spirit science reveal Grug was correct all along <|endoftext|>
I think they blame their obesity on medical conditions because it would otherwise mean they over-eat, which would have been a big no-no back in ancient times. Imagine living in a small caveman tribe and 1 guy is constantly eating all the food. Of course he's a problem and needs to be killed. So fat people have become accustomed to blaming their obesity on other reasons to avoid being killed for being greedy assholes. They have literally evolved over time to lie about their over-eating to protect themselves while throwing others under the bus by eating their portions. &quot;Muh genetics&quot; is a lie as old as time
Year 10,000 BC:
>Grug why you so fat? you eat all our meat and berries?
>no, evil spirits curse me
Year 2020:
>Rebecca why are you so fat? How much do you eat everyday?
>I only eat 1900 calories at max! It's my thyroid!
Year 10,000 (forecasted):
>ZYE4-32 how have you become obese? Why are you not functioning at your recommended intake?
>Subquantum discharges are affecting my cybermechanic implants. I'll schedule a repair soon <|endoftext|>
GRUG WANTS TO BREED <|endoftext|>
This. The grug pill is a thermonuclear redpill <|endoftext|>
You think too much main. Take the grug pill and just do shit. <|endoftext|> THREAD HAS TOO MANY WORD FOR GRUG, GRUG WANT HATE MAN MAMMOTH, NOT READ. POST MAN MAMMOTH CAVEPAINTINGS <|endoftext|>
>it's a grug-unit
pretty much <|endoftext|>
>t. Grug <|endoftext|>
it's a grug-unit. Always makes me laugh. I've been using stone as a measurment all my life (from the UK). A stone is 14 pounds AFAIK. <|endoftext|>
ok skitzo, i'm not sure how a conversation on something i take during a fast turned into an outlet for your own antisemitism and accusations of corporate shillery, but this just reveals your own paranoia and stupidity
it's just obnoxious at what a bad faith, obtuse takes you have, i'm sure in your past life you told grug to not bother with the wheel because you felt like a real man carrying shit uphill <|endoftext|>
Grug what are you doing. <|endoftext|> >heard about farmer walks
>sounds stupid but whatever
>started with 60kg total and just carry it 50-100feet a few times
>did this between lifting days for a month
>check 1RM
>added 20-30 lbs to all compound lifts effortlessly despite not being able to go hard due to home gym limitations
Seriously?
>GRUG CARRY ROCK ACROSS CAVE!
Was the secret? My forearms are noticeably larger already also. <|endoftext|>
The very first Grug to open a sharp rock business did so to spite all the Flubs of the tribe. <|endoftext|>
UNGA BUNGA ME WANT GIVE GRUG DICK TO BENDY BITCH <|endoftext|>
>Grug say big weights lift no real sport
>instead big weights lift but Olympic real sport <|endoftext|>
Armies are constantly changing their close combat programs, its not that big of a deal. Plus your average grunt gets like a week of &quot;here's how you punch thing, grug go shoot now&quot; so the more simple and basic the training is for them, the better. <|endoftext|> deadlift
it just feels good to pick something heavy off the ground
>grug like lift heavy stone <|endoftext|>
>grug weigh same as 20 boulders <|endoftext|>
I HATE TECHNOLOGY FOR TAKING ME OUT OF MY NATURAL NICHE. I just wanna be a grug bro's, Eat raw meat, lift rock, fug, and not worry about jobs and shit. Is that to much to ask? So yeah, I LIFT TO BE GRUG, KILLER OF TECHNO JUDE. <|endoftext|>
the picture you're referencing is just a result of people reading on reddit and seeing a youtube video or two about le dangers of a knife attack, and so now everybody thinks they're an expert on the futility of going up against somebody with a knife, even if you have a gun (people argue that knifes are superior because of how long it takes to draw a gun).
it's like they've been too hyper-urbanized and so when they first learn about something violent they over react. like a caveman witnessing the first caveman to pick up a sharp stick and use it as a weapon
>&quot;grug saw hardnose tribesman pick up pointy stick, then he use pointy stick to stab squarenose tribe member&quot;
>&quot;that no problem. me handle sharp stick easy. throw rock&quot;
>&quot;you no understand. sharp stick invincible. grug know it be superior weapon of all time and only option is run away&quot;
>&quot;that fine. grup pick up his own sharp stick&quot;
>&quot;that no work. there two loser in sharp stick fight; one grug who die in berry field, other who die in cave bunga&quot; <|endoftext|>
strong heart not need for protect chieftain. protect chieftain best job. fast grug always chase deer. fast grug will never do anything except chase deer and berry pick.
big arm better for grug's career <|endoftext|>
Is Grug not based if not lift heavy rock?
longnose tribe tell tale of berry heart,say need run long for strong heart?
Trust or bash milkheads? <|endoftext|>
Thats some chimp tier take
>oga booga grug do the yell with other ogaboogers
>oga booba grug do humping dick funny <|endoftext|>
Grug post good <|endoftext|> OP here, me grug also try to be shegrug now if matter <|endoftext|> Still don't understand how Grug would get a nail <|endoftext|> >be me, man grug
>finish run to heavy cave
>see mammoth parked outside
>stupid berry pickers not run to cave as warmup
>walk inside
>grugette at desk smile and give greeting
>walk into heavy cave and see not-grug there
>tall, stand funny and straight, small brow
>grug not like
>they make fun of thog for not lift heavy enough stone
>nogood.club
>walk up, offer thog spot
>tell him he not berry picker
>tell him he like strong tree, no break
>thog lift stone and not-grugs not talk anymore because thog prove he strong
>not-grug with tiniest man snake showing through loincloth say we dumb, grugettes prefer not-grugs because they have big head meat
>tell not-grug to show muscle
>flex, show big arms and long man snake
>call them berry pickers
>not-grug cower in shame because him have small man snake and no muscle
>not-grugs flee and hear mammoth stomp away