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Same. What the fuck she even researches? That how paleontologists like to do it on rocks? How that neanderthal woman lived in fear of the neighbor grug, who barely left his cave? <|endoftext|>
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Maker her swallow to grug, if you feel brave make her gargle you semen lime it is mouth wash, then slap the bitch in the face. <|endoftext|>
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>Don't give in to their sick games.
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Getting laid and not being an incel/celibate monk is not a sick game, it is a noble goal for any man to desire to fuck 1000 girls.
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>I'm setting the bar considerably lower
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Better to aim high and miss than aim low and miss guy. Never undersell yourself, you are a valuable man and sexually attractive, believe that homie and the world is yours. Go after the hot and sane girl, don't settle for nothing or shit.
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>after a psychotic /pol/ meets /x/ freakout about a year ago
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I am sensing a greentext story anon, don't disappoint me.
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Nyet you stupid blyat, start now with girls, otherwise you'll end up a fit virgin like most dudes, because they neglected the most important muscle, personality.
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Putting in the lords words, giving the NNN Jew a middle finger loud and clear.
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Why not grug? I sense you are a neanderthal. Might as well violate feminine penises in the ass. Make 'her' call you daddy too. <|endoftext|>
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The guy on the left is more attractive, his face is both masculine and refined opposed to the grug retard in the middle <|endoftext|>
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>Without refrigeration, the meat would have to be eaten right away.
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Grug is no stomachlet like you, other animals are a bigger concern than bacteria <|endoftext|> >have grug ooga booga brow ridge
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>lots of hair growth
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>square neanderthal jaw
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>never thought about the implication of looking like a caveman
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>read the memes on fit
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>recall my father has been in jail for bashing some guy to a pulp
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>also found out my grandfather had a child, my father's half-brother, by raping some bitch
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i wonder what i will end up doing <|endoftext|> MY JAWS ARE FUCKING PROGNATHIC HOW DO I GET A BIGGER BROW RIDGE
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GRRRR I WANT GRUG FOREHEAD NOT PARALLELOGRAM UNDERBITE HEAD <|endoftext|>
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based grug poster <|endoftext|>
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You literally have no idea how cavemen lives on a daily basis. The best time to hunt is predawn hours into the dawn.
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Grug would have already been awake and gotten a kill in and brought it back to camp before his fat wife even had time to bitch. Without refrigeration, the meat would have to be eaten right away. The fasting is done at night when you can’t see. Retard. <|endoftext|> >grug wake hungry
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>grug has 0 food
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>grug 8 all food last night
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>no problem
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>grug fuck wife
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>grug drink java water
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>stronk
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>grug go hunt deer pig empty stomach
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>come bag at night
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>bring food 4 grug and wife
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>eat like grug king
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>give scraps to wife
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>grug shreded cuz hunt fasted
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>grug now is sleep
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>grug wake hungry
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>repeat <|endoftext|>
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grug no understand word. grug thank you for painting <|endoftext|>
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Something people never seem to understand is that humans, homo sapiens, have hardly changed since we became HOMO SAPIENS. We are the same species, albeit with some variance the depends solely on the environment we live in. Currently humans are stronger, taller, more adept in combat, and healthier (the better among us at least) than at any point in human history. Do you think grug from 25 000 years ago spent his entire day doing this gruelling shit you imagine him to? Or do you think he was a HOMO SAPIEN who when he killed the mammoth, sat down and was as lazy as he was allowed to be? Do you really think he spent hour of his day training in any regard, for anything in specific, or do you think he did what he needed to do, the bare minimum, and fucked off after that?
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Ancient humans were just humans that lived harder lives, in very subpar conditions, with dogshit life expediencies. They weren't superhumans you midwit <|endoftext|>
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Heh grug ooga booga berry picker <|endoftext|>
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why no grug funny stone get cave painting like this. grug get no cave painting or shame cave painting. oogabooga you <|endoftext|>
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Grug say grug no lift for grugette. Me think grug like grugs... <|endoftext|> Grug lift heavy stone. Make sad head voice quiet. <|endoftext|>
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>Look at cavemen, do you think they used one muscle group one day and another one the next day
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>be grugg
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>me at rock gym
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>little grugs taking rockbells
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>give rock receptionist me loincloth and flex cep
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>see chudg lifting more rock than me
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>grug angry
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>club chudg
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>me lift 2rock
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>me hurt back
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>eaten by cheetah
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Fucking chudg <|endoftext|>
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A few days? Then it is gone. Then it comes back again. It goes on and off for a while. But I guarantee if a 5/10 woman would be down for a tango with you, you could get it hard in no time. It's just the random erections and surges of "grug want smash" that are gone. <|endoftext|> Why can't you autists just eat food in moderation and not use your grug brains to try and understand things written by humans with more than a double digit IQ. <|endoftext|> >counting the weights
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yiiiiiikes
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grug need number grug strong
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if numbers didnt exist would you suddenly become weaker? checkmate atheist <|endoftext|>
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I've been masturbating to pokemon for 10 years now. I work a shitty grug job that pays better than anything I could reasonably hope to get with my education here, but with zero advancement options. I'm the only one left of my family on this side of the country who can take care of my mother and grandmother.
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My country is on fire, everything has been sold out to the chinese, and every piece of bush has been bulldozed for shitty housing suburbs, which I have been complicit in making due to said grug job.
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Every year I learn more not just how fucked my personal situation is, but the true extent of how fucked everything else is, how far back it goes and how hard people worked to make it this fucked.
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I never tried to get a gf because I thought I was unmarriable due to deviancy and everything convinced me shitty divorce was all that awaited me anyway.
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I'm fatter now than I've ever been and I just keep falling back into the hole.
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I'm not giving up until death drags me kicking and screaming though. Don't have a choice not to.
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But hey, I'm not in any debt. <|endoftext|>
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ok after further research i am not proud. I've seen guys shorter and slimmer than me lift way more what the fuck this cant be happening bros. why is lifting weights confusing its supposed to be
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>me grug
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>me want bigger grug
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>lift heavy = bigger grug
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>bigger grug = lift heavy
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Now I am illusion of big grug but can only lift small grug where did grug go wrong <|endoftext|>
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Who invited Grug? <|endoftext|> Grug want happy? Grug clean clave <|endoftext|> grug need leave gruganity behind <|endoftext|> Grug need clean cave <|endoftext|> grug must stop playing vidya in cave and go hunting <|endoftext|>
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Grug must make other cavemen hear the said voice instead! That is real Hunter way. <|endoftext|>
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Grug need to leave village and find big tree to get to moon <|endoftext|>
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Have grug grugcel <|endoftext|>
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Grug to leave cave and stop looking at cave paintings and playing rock games all day. <|endoftext|> Grug need woman <|endoftext|> Short-nosed tribe must praise Grug for sad head voice. Sad head voice perfectly normal and accepted. Long-nosed tribe swears on this! <|endoftext|>
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Grug need magic mushroom <|endoftext|> Grug need just be grugself <|endoftext|> Grug lift heavy rock for this moon.
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Grug swing on branch for this moon.
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Grug do brain look at cave painting.
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Grug har sad head voice. Wat Grug do? <|endoftext|>
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