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GRUG SMASH <|endoftext|> me laugh at grug post <|endoftext|> grug sound like cuckoo shaman
cavewoman no like stronk grug
grug dumb cavecel no can talk to cavewoman
stronk grug same thing no can lift away cavetism
- Crug <|endoftext|>
No see grug post in many pass of shiny sky rock <|endoftext|> Haven't seen a grug post in a while. <|endoftext|> UNGA
grug pick heavy rock up
grug put heavy rock down
maybe cavewoman look at grug <|endoftext|>
>Measuring in stone
Are Mexicans just grug? <|endoftext|> My experience olympic weightlifting
>really nice people
>chill atmosphere
>interesting conversations about film, books, music
>everybody is either in school or has a good job
>most have interests that aren't lifting weights
Recently went to a powerlifting club because no olympic near me
>full of angry meatheads
>everyone is unemployed
>nobody has anything interesting to say other than &quot;grug lift big&quot;
>smells like farts from terrible diets <|endoftext|>
>how you learn how breathe
>grug grug <|endoftext|>
>grug carry tools to testify house
>testify not home
>he at desk work like berrypicker
>grug remove electrical shorts and check fuse box
>then grug remove testify gf shorts and check her box <|endoftext|>
Why do you never hear about the paleo workout? Think about how Grug would've lived back in the day. He hunted animals with his tribe by running them down. Now you might imagine a short burst of speed, spring up to the animal, stab it with a spear, but no. Because humans can sweat they would've actually jogged after the animals for two or three hours, exhausting it. The rest of the time they would've just walked around. The heaviest thing they'd ever haul is maybe an animal carcass and a couple of rocks here and there.
tl;dr cavemen didn't lift, they were cardio bunnies <|endoftext|>
>Grug no need strong
>Grug only need sexy for cummies <|endoftext|>
>Grug lyke da big #'s more den da smol #'s <|endoftext|> >GRUG NO WATCH NAKED CLAY TABLETS!
Whoaa, how will da joos ever recover? <|endoftext|>
>ebil gommies have vocabulary too big for grug! <|endoftext|>
grug think press over head is better than heavy sit or heavy stand up <|endoftext|> >me, grug, ooga chaga
>huh huh me do fooly cooly
>me smile at anon for beating pee pee on african fish catching forum <|endoftext|>
BLUEYE GRUG WANT THICCC CHARCOAL GRUGINA <|endoftext|>
>Medium/small/large good, Grug like
>Fuck small/medium/large
Americans were a mistake <|endoftext|>
>Maybe you're one of those conceited grug head twats dropping the weights on EVERY SINGLE REP
The problem is like 95% of the people into deadlifts are like this. mfw seeing zoomers act like larry wheels after deadlifting baby weight <|endoftext|>
They're only loud if you're ego lifting. You picked it up, you can put it down.
Maybe you're one of those conceited grug head twats dropping the weights on EVERY SINGLE REP
EVEN THE WARMUPS
EVEN THE WARMUPS <|endoftext|>
>t.grug <|endoftext|>
You mean legacy media. Look at Grug, he's the MSM nao. <|endoftext|>
>Grug like sun!
>Big man say no sun! Say make old!
>I no like conclusion! Big man WRONG because Grug like sun! <|endoftext|>
I just loose all control man, feels like my IQ drops 100 points and Im just full grug mode. <|endoftext|>
Longnose tribe said six die in Holabunga, but only enough wood to burn one
Grug thinks something does not add up <|endoftext|> Yellow tribe say grow little trees to feed Gruglings. Grug thinks yellow tribe lost mind. <|endoftext|>
> treat all grug same!
> small weak grug just as good as big strong grug!
> give all grugs equal berries, even grug from other grugtribe! <|endoftext|> >see Gruggette
>legs like tree, chest like mountain
>need to brog her, children be strong then
>Lork stops Grug
>Lork is big like giraffe, can pick apple from tree and give to Grug
>Grug like Lork
>Lork say Gruggette only like big Grugs
>me think Lork lie, Lork want Gruggette for himself
>Grug go to Gruggette anyway
>Gruggette laugh at Grug
>Gruggette throw me out of cave
>see Lork
>he give apple
>Grug listen to Lork now <|endoftext|> > grug too big with curse of mammoth
> grug try to catch gruggette for bunga
> grugette always run away laughing
> ask red tribe shaman
> he say, &quot;clean your cave!&quot;
> how clean cave help catch gruggette? <|endoftext|>
grug's sister grugette told by blue shaman, &quot;healthy at every roundness&quot;
now grugette to big to leave cave <|endoftext|>
> get hard to run fast
> see reflection in water
> grug big and round like mammoth
> ask blue tribe shaman how be smallgrug again
> he say, drink only bean water
> he sell me bean water for 3 clamshell
> what if bean water just trick to take grug clamshell? <|endoftext|>
blue tribe shaman like butt of other grug. me like verona butt. don't understand blue tribe shaman <|endoftext|>
good ruck climbing tree to fruit, lardass grug HA <|endoftext|>
>not drinking a mammoth bladder a day of milk