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Alice I'd like to keep it a secret for the time
being there's something I have to check up on first but don't worry I'll tell
you soon enough now why don't you tell me how's
it going with edir hard by the look on your face I would
guess things aren't going very well you said it a complete and utter
disaster I should never have written that
card why what's the matter that's the problem nothing has
happened Edward acts as if he'd never read that card and yet I know he read it
I'm absolutely certain of why are you so sure well he told me in
no uncertain terms I fished around vaguely and he admitted that something
strange had happened and he also said that he was very
pleased and then nothing no words no actions at this point I think he was
referring to something else entirely or else I just have to accept
the fact that he isn't interested in me oh don't get depressed
Alice if you want my opinion I think you should have told him in
person face to face is always better than playing
games at any R you've still got time why don't you sit down and have an
Earnest word with him no way to be embarrassed further
anyway there's something fishy about this whole story either Edward is acting
like a complete fool or else he hasn't truly understood what I feel for
him oh I need some clarity from now on I'm going to
scrutinize his every
move hi I'm so happy you have accepted my
invitation what a strange voice you have I almost wouldn't have recognized you is
that real you can't imagine how I've longed for this moment oh really you
don't say to be truthful I'm rather emotional
myself oh I'm glad you feel that way so down boy I I really don't want to wake
the others oh the others never mind who cares if they find out actually I'd
rather they didn't you know how I am I'm shy and reserved Oh What A pity I know
and that's why I'm crazy about you reserved with the
others but you are a tiger when it comes to what you want come again you know
exactly what I'm speaking about well let's light a
candle I want to see your face Edward what are you doing
here it's me don't worry our date you don't
remember you are little nervous come here baby let go of me let go don't you
dare touch me oh you should be ashamed of
yourself hey what's going on in here Ed what
an oh now I understand everything thanks a lot an what a great friend you are
what an idiot I was to confide in you no really Alice it's it's not like you
think and what am I supposed to think then it seems pretty clear to me no no
really let me explain I thought it would be I thought
it would be Jack what does Jack have to do with it why did you leave me this not
in my napkin the other day Edward it was me who wrote you that note I can't
believe you don't get it the poetry and and the roses that was
you sorry about that I thought I'm so
sorry what an amateur you are Edward hey an
hi have you read the paper there's an article about Peter our
singer has become famous no I haven't read it to tell you the truth I'm really
not interested what a pity it's very
interesting hey Alice hi Alice take a peek of the paper
there's an article about Peter whoopy glad to hear it who
cares fun you girls are it's quite the pleasure to hang out with
you Edward at least you'll be interested would you like to read this article
about our friend Peter actually I would in
Jack would somebody explain what's going on I haven't never seen so many long
faces you and your expert advice what's eating him it has he gone
starving mad no Jack I've gone star craving mad yet again I played the fool
what an idiot [Applause]
okay Alice at least you'll explain what's going on I'm in the dark
here it's a long story Jack a horrible mess all began with a misunderstanding
well I'm all ears go on Alice do tell hi an have you got a minute I hi
Jack I'd like to have a word you've probably already heard heard the sworded
story yes listen and no I want you to listen Jack you probably had a good
laugh on my behalf now that said I prefer no further comments on the
story it is not my intention to make fun of you in it although I must admit that
the whole misunderstanding was rather amusing great now pretty please let's
not talk about it anymore well I would like to have a word
about it
what I'm about to say is is sure to surprise you nothing's bound to surprise
me anymore Jack anyway listen don't worry you don't
have to explain I know how things are I know
that you like me but just as a friend a friend that well maybe if we'd met at
some other time and excuse me things would have gone differently and then
well perhaps blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and can I speak for 1 minute
please yes certainly Jack thank you you're right ahead
now you know how how I suffered about
Sharon and after her I I didn't think I'd ever
feel anything about another woman but then you came back from your
holiday and and and I started to feel better I didn't think about sharing so
much what are you getting at Jack an it
was it was because of you that that I managed to forget about Sharon oh that's
what friends are for ni P you really don't get it do you get
what Jack and
a I'm trying to tell you that I'm love with
you I I didn't want to believe it at first I thought I was attracted to you
because I I felt so alone in the world but then this feeling grew and and when
Alice told me about Edward I I realized it should have been me to bring you
those flowers Jack if this is some kind of a joke it's not very amusing no no no
no no it's it's the truth I swear we were made for each
other I should have realized it sooner inside
Well
Jack so Edward are you going to explain why you called us all here today what
what what's so urgent well listen something Mar marous has happened to say
the least I must say I'm a little unsure about what you turn marvelous oh let's
put aside our differences alies we should all be happy today oh just a
moment yep oh great great don't worry they are certain to accept I've already
spoken with the group yeah they are bound to be here any moment yeah U we'll
be sure to get the details later bye-bye Edward do you plan on telling us
what's going on well you all remember that I was in touch with the producer to
propose what I filmed you in this house yes and he ate it up he loved you