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it and leave relax an it's me Jack oh Jack
[Applause] Jack are you crazy you scared me half to
death and how did you get in here well I might be living next door but I still
have these so I can surprise you from time to
time Jack you'll never change I was reading a letter from Sharon explaining
why she left if you don't mind an i' I'd rather
not talk about that what about about you and your Mr
Perfection Nick how are you well I realized that things weren't all as
perfect as he wanted me to believe and in any case if you don't mind I'd
rather not talk about it absolutely let bygones be bygones what about a drink to
celebrate your homecoming no Jack I've just arrived and
I need to unpack and just take a look at the place
it's a disaster area no the first thing I want to do is get things tidied
up where did you get this isn't it marvelous my grandmother
gave it to me it's fantastic well if you want to get tidied
up you'd better start right away it'll take you a month to clean this I
know and you say I'll never change and do you ever think about anything besides
cleaning no guys you should get engaged to a Hoover anyway no excuses come on go
get ready can you manage to be ready by 700 hello Alice
hi yes yes I arrived this morning and I'm here with Jack now he says hello
yeah she says hello I'm so happy you know Jack insisted on cleaning the whole
house straight away H
what what telegram no I haven't received
anything what but tonight
Alice no what no yes Alice you should have
given me some advanced notice
okay yes fine I'll see you at the airport at
9: what do you mean at the airport what did Alice have to
say she's arriving tonight at 9:00 for
good and she's bringing a surprise wow well that is good
news what together again all for one one for all isn't that great
an yep and fantastic what's the matter why the sad face
nothing well it's just that I was just thinking about the poor house I don't
even want to start to imagine what a mess I'm going to have in here with you
two
I'm
Edward stop put that infernal Gadget away
that's enough there's a limit to everything you know great that's it and
gone like that you are fantastic oh fantastic my eye I told you to cut it
out Alice Alice yes an what can I do for
you stop laughing and tell your director friend to to give
it a rest and put away that damn video camera I absolutely do not want to be
filmed like this have I made myself perfectly
clear hi Alice hey good morning Edward can't stop working eh what's on the menu
for today's shoot wow an you look
beautiful excuse me um could I use the bathroom for a
moment thanks just oh calm down and none of these sessions are going to be shown
for air at least for now what exactly does for now mean well
once all the material has been put in place cut and edited Edward's planning
on showing it to a producer if it's accepted the idea is to go for our own
TV program isn't that a great idea what yeah
producer television let me in Jack let me in no
let me in oh let me
in so an
what do you think of Edward in what sense as a man or as a director do you
really have to ask as a man of course well I've just met him so I can't
really say but um as a director my view is that he's a bit too
intrusive come on and get over it that's his job in my opinion I think he's just
great M what's this I'm
hearing our little Alice might be in love well
yes as I see it and this is the first time in my life I've fallen head over
heels in love so much in love but he doesn't even notice me you
know we share so many common interests and with we see things in the same way
we can talk for hours on end but it just ends there he looks on me as a good
friend nothing more nothing less you know I'm really not used to that role
usually I'm the one to keep others AA yes I remember um Tom Frank David how
many broken hearts have you left behind so tell me
have you asked Edward how he feels about you no of course not look Edward isn't
interested in some relationship he's he's profound and
introspective spiritual he's a person who enjoys
observing and analyzing others yes if you ask me too much
so anyway I can't agree with you I'm afraid
even Spiritual Beings personal longings I think you should tell him and who
knows your Edward might be much more human than you think oh maybe you're
right but I have to think of a special way to show him just how I
feel maybe I should see what my horoscope has to
say yes yes yes I've just had a brilliant
idea Alice H are you feeling okay oh yeah hi an
I'm just preparing a little lunch for Edward
Edward what's with the French accent I thought you said he was
Canadian he is from the French part his mother's French so he's fully
bilingual well now that you mention it I had noticed a slight French accent oh
yes isn't it adorable
well I must say love does work wonders I'm not at all used to seeing you as a a
housewife well to tell you the truth I haven't got used to it yet you know I
just hope I got the recipe right you know I followed the instructions to the
letter but you know I feel like a fish out of water with these
things so um you you've decided to go for Edward's jugular well not only that
here's the crowning touch what is it it's a Chinese fortune
cookie with a little note inside what a romantic idea do you think
I wrote the note myself I thought I would surprise him by
hiding it inside his napkin like this what do you think
I think it's just perfect you'll see it will go straight to his
heart St
hello yes this is Alice it's already come in what oh in
half an hour um yeah okay okay I'll I'll be
there in a few minutes
and could I bow your car please I have to go and pick up a packet my father
sent me but uh the post Office closes in half an hour and I won't make it on foot
um my car you don't have a license don't worry