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it and leave relax an it's me Jack oh Jack
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[Applause] Jack are you crazy you scared me half to
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death and how did you get in here well I might be living next door but I still
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have these so I can surprise you from time to
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time Jack you'll never change I was reading a letter from Sharon explaining
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why she left if you don't mind an i' I'd rather
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not talk about that what about about you and your Mr
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Perfection Nick how are you well I realized that things weren't all as
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perfect as he wanted me to believe and in any case if you don't mind I'd
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rather not talk about it absolutely let bygones be bygones what about a drink to
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celebrate your homecoming no Jack I've just arrived and
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I need to unpack and just take a look at the place
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it's a disaster area no the first thing I want to do is get things tidied
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up where did you get this isn't it marvelous my grandmother
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gave it to me it's fantastic well if you want to get tidied
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up you'd better start right away it'll take you a month to clean this I
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know and you say I'll never change and do you ever think about anything besides
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cleaning no guys you should get engaged to a Hoover anyway no excuses come on go
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get ready can you manage to be ready by 700 hello Alice
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hi yes yes I arrived this morning and I'm here with Jack now he says hello
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yeah she says hello I'm so happy you know Jack insisted on cleaning the whole
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house straight away H
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what what telegram no I haven't received
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anything what but tonight
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Alice no what no yes Alice you should have
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given me some advanced notice
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okay yes fine I'll see you at the airport at
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9: what do you mean at the airport what did Alice have to
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say she's arriving tonight at 9:00 for
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good and she's bringing a surprise wow well that is good
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news what together again all for one one for all isn't that great
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an yep and fantastic what's the matter why the sad face
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nothing well it's just that I was just thinking about the poor house I don't
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even want to start to imagine what a mess I'm going to have in here with you
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two
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I'm
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Edward stop put that infernal Gadget away
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that's enough there's a limit to everything you know great that's it and
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gone like that you are fantastic oh fantastic my eye I told you to cut it
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out Alice Alice yes an what can I do for
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you stop laughing and tell your director friend to to give
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it a rest and put away that damn video camera I absolutely do not want to be
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filmed like this have I made myself perfectly
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clear hi Alice hey good morning Edward can't stop working eh what's on the menu
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for today's shoot wow an you look
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beautiful excuse me um could I use the bathroom for a
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moment thanks just oh calm down and none of these sessions are going to be shown
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for air at least for now what exactly does for now mean well
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once all the material has been put in place cut and edited Edward's planning
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on showing it to a producer if it's accepted the idea is to go for our own
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TV program isn't that a great idea what yeah
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producer television let me in Jack let me in no
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let me in oh let me
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in so an
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what do you think of Edward in what sense as a man or as a director do you
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really have to ask as a man of course well I've just met him so I can't
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really say but um as a director my view is that he's a bit too
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intrusive come on and get over it that's his job in my opinion I think he's just
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great M what's this I'm
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hearing our little Alice might be in love well
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yes as I see it and this is the first time in my life I've fallen head over
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heels in love so much in love but he doesn't even notice me you
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know we share so many common interests and with we see things in the same way
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we can talk for hours on end but it just ends there he looks on me as a good
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friend nothing more nothing less you know I'm really not used to that role
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usually I'm the one to keep others AA yes I remember um Tom Frank David how
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many broken hearts have you left behind so tell me
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have you asked Edward how he feels about you no of course not look Edward isn't
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interested in some relationship he's he's profound and
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introspective spiritual he's a person who enjoys
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observing and analyzing others yes if you ask me too much
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so anyway I can't agree with you I'm afraid
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even Spiritual Beings personal longings I think you should tell him and who
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knows your Edward might be much more human than you think oh maybe you're
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right but I have to think of a special way to show him just how I
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feel maybe I should see what my horoscope has to
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say yes yes yes I've just had a brilliant
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idea Alice H are you feeling okay oh yeah hi an
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I'm just preparing a little lunch for Edward
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Edward what's with the French accent I thought you said he was
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Canadian he is from the French part his mother's French so he's fully
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bilingual well now that you mention it I had noticed a slight French accent oh
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yes isn't it adorable
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well I must say love does work wonders I'm not at all used to seeing you as a a
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housewife well to tell you the truth I haven't got used to it yet you know I
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just hope I got the recipe right you know I followed the instructions to the
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letter but you know I feel like a fish out of water with these
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things so um you you've decided to go for Edward's jugular well not only that
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here's the crowning touch what is it it's a Chinese fortune
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cookie with a little note inside what a romantic idea do you think
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I wrote the note myself I thought I would surprise him by
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hiding it inside his napkin like this what do you think
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I think it's just perfect you'll see it will go straight to his
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heart St
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hello yes this is Alice it's already come in what oh in
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half an hour um yeah okay okay I'll I'll be
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there in a few minutes
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and could I bow your car please I have to go and pick up a packet my father
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sent me but uh the post Office closes in half an hour and I won't make it on foot
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um my car you don't have a license don't worry
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