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### Instruction: i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils ### Response:

the artist said the jar was both full and empty

### Instruction: the artist said the jar was both full and empty ### Response:

but it was full of pencils how could he say it was empty

### Instruction: but it was full of pencils how could he say it was empty ### Response:

artists see things differently

### Instruction: artists see things differently ### Response:

did you ever see anything that picasso painted

### Instruction: did you ever see anything that picasso painted ### Response:

of course he is world famous

### Instruction: of course he is world famous ### Response:

did he ever take art lessons

### Instruction: did he ever take art lessons ### Response:

i cannot believe it i drew paintings like that in third grade

### Instruction: i cannot believe it i drew paintings like that in third grade ### Response:

where are they maybe they are worth millions

### Instruction: that is the point ### Response:

the point of what

### Instruction: the point of what ### Response:

of living

### Instruction: of living ### Response:

who knows you live and then you die

### Instruction: who knows you live and then you die ### Response:

we must be here for some reason

### Instruction: we must be here for some reason ### Response:

maybe we are here to have fun

### Instruction: maybe we are here to have fun ### Response:

then why are not i having fun

### Instruction: then why are not i having fun ### Response:

because you are thinking too much

### Instruction: because you are thinking too much ### Response:

so i should stop thinking

### Instruction: so i should stop thinking ### Response:

stop thinking about what the point is

### Instruction: stop thinking about what the point is ### Response:

okay i will start thinking about having some fun

### Instruction: okay i will start thinking about having some fun ### Response:

just be patient fun does not come along every five minutes

### Instruction: beer is a powerful drug ### Response:

so are cigarettes

### Instruction: so are cigarettes ### Response:

which would you prefer

### Instruction: which would you prefer ### Response:

what do you mean

### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:

when you die and go to heaven they will offer you beer or cigarettes

### Instruction: when you die and go to heaven they will offer you beer or cigarettes ### Response:

i could pick only one or the other

### Instruction: i could pick only one or the other ### Response:

yes nothings perfect not even in heaven

### Instruction: yes nothings perfect not even in heaven ### Response:

boy that is a tough one

### Instruction: boy that is a tough one ### Response:

that is so tough about it of course i would pick cigarettes

### Instruction: that is so tough about it of course i would pick cigarettes ### Response:

but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer

### Instruction: but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer ### Response:

well you cannot have everything

### Instruction: well you cannot have everything ### Response:

i do not think i want to go to your heaven

### Instruction: my pants have a hole in the front pocket ### Response:

you should not carry pens in your pocket

### Instruction: you should not carry pens in your pocket ### Response:

yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe

### Instruction: yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe ### Response:

lucky for you it was not a sharp knife

### Instruction: lucky for you it was not a sharp knife ### Response:

who carries a sharp knife in their pocket

### Instruction: who carries a sharp knife in their pocket ### Response:

criminals of course

### Instruction: criminals of course ### Response:

anyway i have to fix the hole

### Instruction: anyway i have to fix the hole ### Response:

you can sew it up or use an ironon patch

### Instruction: you can sew it up or use an ironon patch ### Response:

tell me about this patch

### Instruction: tell me about this patch ### Response:

the patch has glue the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on

### Instruction: the patch has glue the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on ### Response:

that sounds a lot easier than sewing

### Instruction: that sounds a lot easier than sewing ### Response:

it is but after about ten washings the glue washes off

### Instruction: do you know any good jokes ### Response:

i cannot remember jokes

### Instruction: i cannot remember jokes ### Response:

neither can i

### Instruction: neither can i ### Response:

they go in one ear and out the other

### Instruction: they go in one ear and out the other ### Response:

who makes up all these jokes

### Instruction: who makes up all these jokes ### Response:

who knows but there must be a hundred new ones every day

### Instruction: who knows but there must be a hundred new ones every day ### Response:

yes just in english alone

### Instruction: yes just in english alone ### Response:

i wonder if every language has jokes

### Instruction: i wonder if every language has jokes ### Response:

of course people everywhere like good jokes

### Instruction: of course people everywhere like good jokes ### Response:

what do you think people joke about the most

### Instruction: what do you think people joke about the most ### Response:

i think most jokes are about women

### Instruction: i think most jokes are about women ### Response:

oh really i think most jokes are about men

### Instruction: you are very lucky ### Response:

why do you say that

### Instruction: why do you say that ### Response:

you speak two languages

### Instruction: you speak two languages ### Response:

well my english is not perfect

### Instruction: well my english is not perfect ### Response:

no one speaks perfect english

### Instruction: no one speaks perfect english ### Response:

maybe i will be the first

### Instruction: maybe i will be the first ### Response:

i have been thinking about learning spanish

### Instruction: i have been thinking about learning spanish ### Response:

spanish is easy i will be happy to teach you

### Instruction: spanish is easy i will be happy to teach you ### Response:

how long will it take me to learn

### Instruction: how long will it take me to learn ### Response:

i think it will only take you a year or two

### Instruction: i think it will only take you a year or two ### Response:

how soon can we begin

### Instruction: how soon can we begin ### Response:

ahora that means right now

### Instruction: do you know what today is ### Response:

yes it is april

### Instruction: yes it is april ### Response:

it is more than just a date

### Instruction: it is more than just a date ### Response:

is it your birthday or anniversary

### Instruction: is it your birthday or anniversary ### Response:

no it is earth day

### Instruction: no it is earth day ### Response:

that is that

### Instruction: that is that ### Response:

it is a yearly reminder to take care of our planet

### Instruction: it is a yearly reminder to take care of our planet ### Response:

oh you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff

### Instruction: oh you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff ### Response:

yes we need to think green save water and stop using plastic bags

### Instruction: yes we need to think green save water and stop using plastic bags ### Response:

how about if i take shorter showers

### Instruction: how about if i take shorter showers ### Response:

that is a good idea because showers waste a lot of water

### Instruction: that is a good idea because showers waste a lot of water ### Response:

from now on i will spend only minutes in the shower

### Instruction: poetry sucks ### Response:

i do not know anyone who likes it

### Instruction: i do not know anyone who likes it ### Response:

some of it is okay i guess

### Instruction: some of it is okay i guess ### Response:

yes the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember

### Instruction: yes the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember ### Response:

like one two buckle my shoe

### Instruction: like one two buckle my shoe ### Response:

but people still write poems

### Instruction: but people still write poems ### Response:

no one makes any money at it

### Instruction: no one makes any money at it ### Response:

shakespeare was a poet

### Instruction: shakespeare was a poet ### Response:

did he get rich from his poetry

### Instruction: did he get rich from his poetry ### Response:

probably not

### Instruction: probably not ### Response:

poems are a little bit like songs

### Instruction: poems are a little bit like songs ### Response:

yes but songs have music without music songs would suck too

### Instruction: how smart are you ### Response:

i do not know i think i am average

### Instruction: i do not know i think i am average ### Response:

did you ever take an iq test

### Instruction: did you ever take an iq test ### Response:

no i never did all i know is that i got as and bs in school

### Instruction: no i never did all i know is that i got as and bs in school ### Response:

i wish i was really smart

### Instruction: i wish i was really smart ### Response:

do not be ridiculous

### Instruction: do not be ridiculous ### Response:

what do you mean

### Instruction: what do you mean ### Response:

if you are going to make a wish wish that you were really rich or famous

### Instruction: if you are going to make a wish wish that you were really rich or famous ### Response:

do not you ever wonder what it is like to be supersmart

### Instruction: do not you ever wonder what it is like to be supersmart ### Response:

it must be very lonely

### Instruction: it must be very lonely ### Response:

whys that

### Instruction: whys that ### Response:

because if you are supersmart no one understands what you are saying

### Instruction: i missed the tv news last night what was on ### Response:

nothing that would pass as news

### Instruction: nothing that would pass as news ### Response:

that is the weather going to be like this weekend

### Instruction: that is the weather going to be like this weekend ### Response:

i do not know whenever the weather comes on i switch channels

### Instruction: i do not know whenever the weather comes on i switch channels ### Response:

what was the lead story on the news