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1,400 | ### Instruction:
i saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils
### Response:
| the artist said the jar was both full and empty |
1,401 | ### Instruction:
the artist said the jar was both full and empty
### Response:
| but it was full of pencils how could he say it was empty |
1,402 | ### Instruction:
but it was full of pencils how could he say it was empty
### Response:
| artists see things differently |
1,403 | ### Instruction:
artists see things differently
### Response:
| did you ever see anything that picasso painted |
1,404 | ### Instruction:
did you ever see anything that picasso painted
### Response:
| of course he is world famous |
1,405 | ### Instruction:
of course he is world famous
### Response:
| did he ever take art lessons |
1,406 | ### Instruction:
did he ever take art lessons
### Response:
| i cannot believe it i drew paintings like that in third grade |
1,407 | ### Instruction:
i cannot believe it i drew paintings like that in third grade
### Response:
| where are they maybe they are worth millions |
1,408 | ### Instruction:
that is the point
### Response:
| the point of what |
1,409 | ### Instruction:
the point of what
### Response:
| of living |
1,410 | ### Instruction:
of living
### Response:
| who knows you live and then you die |
1,411 | ### Instruction:
who knows you live and then you die
### Response:
| we must be here for some reason |
1,412 | ### Instruction:
we must be here for some reason
### Response:
| maybe we are here to have fun |
1,413 | ### Instruction:
maybe we are here to have fun
### Response:
| then why are not i having fun |
1,414 | ### Instruction:
then why are not i having fun
### Response:
| because you are thinking too much |
1,415 | ### Instruction:
because you are thinking too much
### Response:
| so i should stop thinking |
1,416 | ### Instruction:
so i should stop thinking
### Response:
| stop thinking about what the point is |
1,417 | ### Instruction:
stop thinking about what the point is
### Response:
| okay i will start thinking about having some fun |
1,418 | ### Instruction:
okay i will start thinking about having some fun
### Response:
| just be patient fun does not come along every five minutes |
1,419 | ### Instruction:
beer is a powerful drug
### Response:
| so are cigarettes |
1,420 | ### Instruction:
so are cigarettes
### Response:
| which would you prefer |
1,421 | ### Instruction:
which would you prefer
### Response:
| what do you mean |
1,422 | ### Instruction:
what do you mean
### Response:
| when you die and go to heaven they will offer you beer or cigarettes |
1,423 | ### Instruction:
when you die and go to heaven they will offer you beer or cigarettes
### Response:
| i could pick only one or the other |
1,424 | ### Instruction:
i could pick only one or the other
### Response:
| yes nothings perfect not even in heaven |
1,425 | ### Instruction:
yes nothings perfect not even in heaven
### Response:
| boy that is a tough one |
1,426 | ### Instruction:
boy that is a tough one
### Response:
| that is so tough about it of course i would pick cigarettes |
1,427 | ### Instruction:
that is so tough about it of course i would pick cigarettes
### Response:
| but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer |
1,428 | ### Instruction:
but cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer
### Response:
| well you cannot have everything |
1,429 | ### Instruction:
well you cannot have everything
### Response:
| i do not think i want to go to your heaven |
1,430 | ### Instruction:
my pants have a hole in the front pocket
### Response:
| you should not carry pens in your pocket |
1,431 | ### Instruction:
you should not carry pens in your pocket
### Response:
| yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe |
1,432 | ### Instruction:
yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe
### Response:
| lucky for you it was not a sharp knife |
1,433 | ### Instruction:
lucky for you it was not a sharp knife
### Response:
| who carries a sharp knife in their pocket |
1,434 | ### Instruction:
who carries a sharp knife in their pocket
### Response:
| criminals of course |
1,435 | ### Instruction:
criminals of course
### Response:
| anyway i have to fix the hole |
1,436 | ### Instruction:
anyway i have to fix the hole
### Response:
| you can sew it up or use an ironon patch |
1,437 | ### Instruction:
you can sew it up or use an ironon patch
### Response:
| tell me about this patch |
1,438 | ### Instruction:
tell me about this patch
### Response:
| the patch has glue the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on |
1,439 | ### Instruction:
the patch has glue the hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on
### Response:
| that sounds a lot easier than sewing |
1,440 | ### Instruction:
that sounds a lot easier than sewing
### Response:
| it is but after about ten washings the glue washes off |
1,441 | ### Instruction:
do you know any good jokes
### Response:
| i cannot remember jokes |
1,442 | ### Instruction:
i cannot remember jokes
### Response:
| neither can i |
1,443 | ### Instruction:
neither can i
### Response:
| they go in one ear and out the other |
1,444 | ### Instruction:
they go in one ear and out the other
### Response:
| who makes up all these jokes |
1,445 | ### Instruction:
who makes up all these jokes
### Response:
| who knows but there must be a hundred new ones every day |
1,446 | ### Instruction:
who knows but there must be a hundred new ones every day
### Response:
| yes just in english alone |
1,447 | ### Instruction:
yes just in english alone
### Response:
| i wonder if every language has jokes |
1,448 | ### Instruction:
i wonder if every language has jokes
### Response:
| of course people everywhere like good jokes |
1,449 | ### Instruction:
of course people everywhere like good jokes
### Response:
| what do you think people joke about the most |
1,450 | ### Instruction:
what do you think people joke about the most
### Response:
| i think most jokes are about women |
1,451 | ### Instruction:
i think most jokes are about women
### Response:
| oh really i think most jokes are about men |
1,452 | ### Instruction:
you are very lucky
### Response:
| why do you say that |
1,453 | ### Instruction:
why do you say that
### Response:
| you speak two languages |
1,454 | ### Instruction:
you speak two languages
### Response:
| well my english is not perfect |
1,455 | ### Instruction:
well my english is not perfect
### Response:
| no one speaks perfect english |
1,456 | ### Instruction:
no one speaks perfect english
### Response:
| maybe i will be the first |
1,457 | ### Instruction:
maybe i will be the first
### Response:
| i have been thinking about learning spanish |
1,458 | ### Instruction:
i have been thinking about learning spanish
### Response:
| spanish is easy i will be happy to teach you |
1,459 | ### Instruction:
spanish is easy i will be happy to teach you
### Response:
| how long will it take me to learn |
1,460 | ### Instruction:
how long will it take me to learn
### Response:
| i think it will only take you a year or two |
1,461 | ### Instruction:
i think it will only take you a year or two
### Response:
| how soon can we begin |
1,462 | ### Instruction:
how soon can we begin
### Response:
| ahora that means right now |
1,463 | ### Instruction:
do you know what today is
### Response:
| yes it is april |
1,464 | ### Instruction:
yes it is april
### Response:
| it is more than just a date |
1,465 | ### Instruction:
it is more than just a date
### Response:
| is it your birthday or anniversary |
1,466 | ### Instruction:
is it your birthday or anniversary
### Response:
| no it is earth day |
1,467 | ### Instruction:
no it is earth day
### Response:
| that is that |
1,468 | ### Instruction:
that is that
### Response:
| it is a yearly reminder to take care of our planet |
1,469 | ### Instruction:
it is a yearly reminder to take care of our planet
### Response:
| oh you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff |
1,470 | ### Instruction:
oh you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff
### Response:
| yes we need to think green save water and stop using plastic bags |
1,471 | ### Instruction:
yes we need to think green save water and stop using plastic bags
### Response:
| how about if i take shorter showers |
1,472 | ### Instruction:
how about if i take shorter showers
### Response:
| that is a good idea because showers waste a lot of water |
1,473 | ### Instruction:
that is a good idea because showers waste a lot of water
### Response:
| from now on i will spend only minutes in the shower |
1,474 | ### Instruction:
poetry sucks
### Response:
| i do not know anyone who likes it |
1,475 | ### Instruction:
i do not know anyone who likes it
### Response:
| some of it is okay i guess |
1,476 | ### Instruction:
some of it is okay i guess
### Response:
| yes the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember |
1,477 | ### Instruction:
yes the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember
### Response:
| like one two buckle my shoe |
1,478 | ### Instruction:
like one two buckle my shoe
### Response:
| but people still write poems |
1,479 | ### Instruction:
but people still write poems
### Response:
| no one makes any money at it |
1,480 | ### Instruction:
no one makes any money at it
### Response:
| shakespeare was a poet |
1,481 | ### Instruction:
shakespeare was a poet
### Response:
| did he get rich from his poetry |
1,482 | ### Instruction:
did he get rich from his poetry
### Response:
| probably not |
1,483 | ### Instruction:
probably not
### Response:
| poems are a little bit like songs |
1,484 | ### Instruction:
poems are a little bit like songs
### Response:
| yes but songs have music without music songs would suck too |
1,485 | ### Instruction:
how smart are you
### Response:
| i do not know i think i am average |
1,486 | ### Instruction:
i do not know i think i am average
### Response:
| did you ever take an iq test |
1,487 | ### Instruction:
did you ever take an iq test
### Response:
| no i never did all i know is that i got as and bs in school |
1,488 | ### Instruction:
no i never did all i know is that i got as and bs in school
### Response:
| i wish i was really smart |
1,489 | ### Instruction:
i wish i was really smart
### Response:
| do not be ridiculous |
1,490 | ### Instruction:
do not be ridiculous
### Response:
| what do you mean |
1,491 | ### Instruction:
what do you mean
### Response:
| if you are going to make a wish wish that you were really rich or famous |
1,492 | ### Instruction:
if you are going to make a wish wish that you were really rich or famous
### Response:
| do not you ever wonder what it is like to be supersmart |
1,493 | ### Instruction:
do not you ever wonder what it is like to be supersmart
### Response:
| it must be very lonely |
1,494 | ### Instruction:
it must be very lonely
### Response:
| whys that |
1,495 | ### Instruction:
whys that
### Response:
| because if you are supersmart no one understands what you are saying |
1,496 | ### Instruction:
i missed the tv news last night what was on
### Response:
| nothing that would pass as news |
1,497 | ### Instruction:
nothing that would pass as news
### Response:
| that is the weather going to be like this weekend |
1,498 | ### Instruction:
that is the weather going to be like this weekend
### Response:
| i do not know whenever the weather comes on i switch channels |
1,499 | ### Instruction:
i do not know whenever the weather comes on i switch channels
### Response:
| what was the lead story on the news |