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### Instruction: what was the lead story on the news ### Response:

some actress was in court for driving without a license

### Instruction: some actress was in court for driving without a license ### Response:

what was the second story

### Instruction: what was the second story ### Response:

some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter

### Instruction: some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter ### Response:

what was the third story

### Instruction: what was the third story ### Response:

a bull chased a man in a supermarket

### Instruction: a bull chased a man in a supermarket ### Response:

was not there anything about octomom

### Instruction: was not there anything about octomom ### Response:

of course she is going to hire a nanny for her eight infants

### Instruction: what are you going to do about your death ### Response:

well mostly i will try to avoid it

### Instruction: well mostly i will try to avoid it ### Response:

i mean are you going to get buried or cremated

### Instruction: i mean are you going to get buried or cremated ### Response:

my wife and i will be cremated

### Instruction: my wife and i will be cremated ### Response:

are you going to be buried next to each other

### Instruction: are you going to be buried next to each other ### Response:

oh no our ashes will be shaken into the ocean

### Instruction: oh no our ashes will be shaken into the ocean ### Response:

you are not going to be buried

### Instruction: you are not going to be buried ### Response:

a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space

### Instruction: a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space ### Response:

yes but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you

### Instruction: yes but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you ### Response:

children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery

### Instruction: children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery ### Response:

that is true a cemetery is for dead people not living people

### Instruction: that is true a cemetery is for dead people not living people ### Response:

we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach

### Instruction: did you wipe your feet ### Response:

yes of course i wiped my feet

### Instruction: yes of course i wiped my feet ### Response:

then why is there mud on the carpet

### Instruction: then why is there mud on the carpet ### Response:

i do not know it is not my mud

### Instruction: i do not know it is not my mud ### Response:

well someone brought it into the house

### Instruction: well someone brought it into the house ### Response:

look at the bottom of my shoesa they are clean

### Instruction: look at the bottom of my shoesa they are clean ### Response:

of course they are clean you left all the mud on the carpet

### Instruction: of course they are clean you left all the mud on the carpet ### Response:

okay i will get the vacuum cleaner

### Instruction: okay i will get the vacuum cleaner ### Response:

do not vacuum it now

### Instruction: do not vacuum it now ### Response:

do not you want me to clean up the mud

### Instruction: do not you want me to clean up the mud ### Response:

wait till it dries it will be easier to vacuum

### Instruction: wait till it dries it will be easier to vacuum ### Response:

next time i will be more careful

### Instruction: what are you getting for your mom ### Response:

what are you talking about

### Instruction: what are you talking about ### Response:

sunday is mothers day

### Instruction: sunday is mothers day ### Response:

this sunday

### Instruction: this sunday ### Response:

of course it is all over the news

### Instruction: of course it is all over the news ### Response:

i thought it was next sunday

### Instruction: i thought it was next sunday ### Response:

well you would better get her something

### Instruction: well you would better get her something ### Response:

i will get her a nice card

### Instruction: i will get her a nice card ### Response:

is that it

### Instruction: is that it ### Response:

yes that is all i ever give her

### Instruction: yes that is all i ever give her ### Response:

she raised you and all you ever give her is a card

### Instruction: she raised you and all you ever give her is a card ### Response:

it is okay she knows that i love her

### Instruction: i do not like our flag ### Response:

that is the matter with it

### Instruction: that is the matter with it ### Response:

it is too much like other flags

### Instruction: it is too much like other flags ### Response:

yes a lot of flags have stripes

### Instruction: yes a lot of flags have stripes ### Response:

a flag should be pretty

### Instruction: a flag should be pretty ### Response:

what should our flag look like

### Instruction: what should our flag look like ### Response:

it should have a pretty woman on it

### Instruction: it should have a pretty woman on it ### Response:

that is ridiculous

### Instruction: that is ridiculous ### Response:

you do not like pretty women

### Instruction: you do not like pretty women ### Response:

of course i do but not on our flag

### Instruction: of course i do but not on our flag ### Response:

every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag

### Instruction: every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag ### Response:

you cannot go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it

### Instruction: i had a busy morning ### Response:

what did you do

### Instruction: what did you do ### Response:

i watered all the plants

### Instruction: i watered all the plants ### Response:

you have a lot of plants

### Instruction: you have a lot of plants ### Response:

then i did my laundry

### Instruction: then i did my laundry ### Response:

that takes some time

### Instruction: that takes some time ### Response:

i took the dog for a walk

### Instruction: i took the dog for a walk ### Response:

i will bet he enjoyed his walk

### Instruction: i will bet he enjoyed his walk ### Response:

i vacuumed the entire house

### Instruction: i vacuumed the entire house ### Response:

that is a lot of work

### Instruction: that is a lot of work ### Response:

and then i made lunch

### Instruction: and then i made lunch ### Response:

i will bet you were hungry

### Instruction: i do not have long distance service with my home phone ### Response:

so how do you make long distance calls

### Instruction: so how do you make long distance calls ### Response:

i use a calling card

### Instruction: i use a calling card ### Response:

where do you get that

### Instruction: where do you get that ### Response:

i buy it at the dollar store

### Instruction: i buy it at the dollar store ### Response:

how much is it

### Instruction: how much is it ### Response:

it is one dollar for minutes

### Instruction: it is one dollar for minutes ### Response:

that is only a penny a minute

### Instruction: that is only a penny a minute ### Response:

it is a great price but you have to dial a lot of numbers

### Instruction: it is a great price but you have to dial a lot of numbers ### Response:

how many

### Instruction: how many ### Response:

first you dial seven numbers then ten numbers then ten more numbers

### Instruction: first you dial seven numbers then ten numbers then ten more numbers ### Response:

yikes i think i will keep my long distance service

### Instruction: do you go to college ### Response:

yes i do

### Instruction: yes i do ### Response:

what college do you go to

### Instruction: what college do you go to ### Response:

i go to pasadena city college

### Instruction: i go to pasadena city college ### Response:

do you like it

### Instruction: do you like it ### Response:

oh yes i really like it

### Instruction: oh yes i really like it ### Response:

why do you like it

### Instruction: why do you like it ### Response:

because it has great teachers

### Instruction: because it has great teachers ### Response:

what else

### Instruction: what else ### Response:

i like all my classmates too

### Instruction: i like all my classmates too ### Response:

anything else

### Instruction: anything else ### Response:

yes it is not expensive

### Instruction: i lost my new pen ### Response:

where did you lose it

### Instruction: where did you lose it ### Response:

i do not know

### Instruction: i do not know ### Response:

when did you lose it

### Instruction: when did you lose it ### Response:

i think i lost it today i used it yesterday

### Instruction: i think i lost it today i used it yesterday ### Response:

did you check all your pockets

### Instruction: did you check all your pockets ### Response:

i checked all my pockets

### Instruction: i checked all my pockets ### Response:

did you look in your desk

### Instruction: did you look in your desk ### Response:

yes it is not there either

### Instruction: yes it is not there either ### Response:

it is probably around somewhere

### Instruction: it is probably around somewhere ### Response:

oh well it only cost me a dollar

### Instruction: oh well it only cost me a dollar ### Response:

only a dollar do not even look for it

### Instruction: gravity is very important ### Response:

what is gravity

### Instruction: what is gravity ### Response:

it is the force that pulls everything down

### Instruction: it is the force that pulls everything down ### Response:

i do not understand

### Instruction: i do not understand ### Response:

if you pour water into a glass the water goes down into the glass

### Instruction: if you pour water into a glass the water goes down into the glass ### Response:

of course it does