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1,500 | ### Instruction:
what was the lead story on the news
### Response:
| some actress was in court for driving without a license |
1,501 | ### Instruction:
some actress was in court for driving without a license
### Response:
| what was the second story |
1,502 | ### Instruction:
what was the second story
### Response:
| some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter |
1,503 | ### Instruction:
some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter
### Response:
| what was the third story |
1,504 | ### Instruction:
what was the third story
### Response:
| a bull chased a man in a supermarket |
1,505 | ### Instruction:
a bull chased a man in a supermarket
### Response:
| was not there anything about octomom |
1,506 | ### Instruction:
was not there anything about octomom
### Response:
| of course she is going to hire a nanny for her eight infants |
1,507 | ### Instruction:
what are you going to do about your death
### Response:
| well mostly i will try to avoid it |
1,508 | ### Instruction:
well mostly i will try to avoid it
### Response:
| i mean are you going to get buried or cremated |
1,509 | ### Instruction:
i mean are you going to get buried or cremated
### Response:
| my wife and i will be cremated |
1,510 | ### Instruction:
my wife and i will be cremated
### Response:
| are you going to be buried next to each other |
1,511 | ### Instruction:
are you going to be buried next to each other
### Response:
| oh no our ashes will be shaken into the ocean |
1,512 | ### Instruction:
oh no our ashes will be shaken into the ocean
### Response:
| you are not going to be buried |
1,513 | ### Instruction:
you are not going to be buried
### Response:
| a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space |
1,514 | ### Instruction:
a coffin costs too much and takes up too much space
### Response:
| yes but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you |
1,515 | ### Instruction:
yes but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you
### Response:
| children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery |
1,516 | ### Instruction:
children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery
### Response:
| that is true a cemetery is for dead people not living people |
1,517 | ### Instruction:
that is true a cemetery is for dead people not living people
### Response:
| we figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach |
1,518 | ### Instruction:
did you wipe your feet
### Response:
| yes of course i wiped my feet |
1,519 | ### Instruction:
yes of course i wiped my feet
### Response:
| then why is there mud on the carpet |
1,520 | ### Instruction:
then why is there mud on the carpet
### Response:
| i do not know it is not my mud |
1,521 | ### Instruction:
i do not know it is not my mud
### Response:
| well someone brought it into the house |
1,522 | ### Instruction:
well someone brought it into the house
### Response:
| look at the bottom of my shoesa they are clean |
1,523 | ### Instruction:
look at the bottom of my shoesa they are clean
### Response:
| of course they are clean you left all the mud on the carpet |
1,524 | ### Instruction:
of course they are clean you left all the mud on the carpet
### Response:
| okay i will get the vacuum cleaner |
1,525 | ### Instruction:
okay i will get the vacuum cleaner
### Response:
| do not vacuum it now |
1,526 | ### Instruction:
do not vacuum it now
### Response:
| do not you want me to clean up the mud |
1,527 | ### Instruction:
do not you want me to clean up the mud
### Response:
| wait till it dries it will be easier to vacuum |
1,528 | ### Instruction:
wait till it dries it will be easier to vacuum
### Response:
| next time i will be more careful |
1,529 | ### Instruction:
what are you getting for your mom
### Response:
| what are you talking about |
1,530 | ### Instruction:
what are you talking about
### Response:
| sunday is mothers day |
1,531 | ### Instruction:
sunday is mothers day
### Response:
| this sunday |
1,532 | ### Instruction:
this sunday
### Response:
| of course it is all over the news |
1,533 | ### Instruction:
of course it is all over the news
### Response:
| i thought it was next sunday |
1,534 | ### Instruction:
i thought it was next sunday
### Response:
| well you would better get her something |
1,535 | ### Instruction:
well you would better get her something
### Response:
| i will get her a nice card |
1,536 | ### Instruction:
i will get her a nice card
### Response:
| is that it |
1,537 | ### Instruction:
is that it
### Response:
| yes that is all i ever give her |
1,538 | ### Instruction:
yes that is all i ever give her
### Response:
| she raised you and all you ever give her is a card |
1,539 | ### Instruction:
she raised you and all you ever give her is a card
### Response:
| it is okay she knows that i love her |
1,540 | ### Instruction:
i do not like our flag
### Response:
| that is the matter with it |
1,541 | ### Instruction:
that is the matter with it
### Response:
| it is too much like other flags |
1,542 | ### Instruction:
it is too much like other flags
### Response:
| yes a lot of flags have stripes |
1,543 | ### Instruction:
yes a lot of flags have stripes
### Response:
| a flag should be pretty |
1,544 | ### Instruction:
a flag should be pretty
### Response:
| what should our flag look like |
1,545 | ### Instruction:
what should our flag look like
### Response:
| it should have a pretty woman on it |
1,546 | ### Instruction:
it should have a pretty woman on it
### Response:
| that is ridiculous |
1,547 | ### Instruction:
that is ridiculous
### Response:
| you do not like pretty women |
1,548 | ### Instruction:
you do not like pretty women
### Response:
| of course i do but not on our flag |
1,549 | ### Instruction:
of course i do but not on our flag
### Response:
| every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag |
1,550 | ### Instruction:
every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag
### Response:
| you cannot go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it |
1,551 | ### Instruction:
i had a busy morning
### Response:
| what did you do |
1,552 | ### Instruction:
what did you do
### Response:
| i watered all the plants |
1,553 | ### Instruction:
i watered all the plants
### Response:
| you have a lot of plants |
1,554 | ### Instruction:
you have a lot of plants
### Response:
| then i did my laundry |
1,555 | ### Instruction:
then i did my laundry
### Response:
| that takes some time |
1,556 | ### Instruction:
that takes some time
### Response:
| i took the dog for a walk |
1,557 | ### Instruction:
i took the dog for a walk
### Response:
| i will bet he enjoyed his walk |
1,558 | ### Instruction:
i will bet he enjoyed his walk
### Response:
| i vacuumed the entire house |
1,559 | ### Instruction:
i vacuumed the entire house
### Response:
| that is a lot of work |
1,560 | ### Instruction:
that is a lot of work
### Response:
| and then i made lunch |
1,561 | ### Instruction:
and then i made lunch
### Response:
| i will bet you were hungry |
1,562 | ### Instruction:
i do not have long distance service with my home phone
### Response:
| so how do you make long distance calls |
1,563 | ### Instruction:
so how do you make long distance calls
### Response:
| i use a calling card |
1,564 | ### Instruction:
i use a calling card
### Response:
| where do you get that |
1,565 | ### Instruction:
where do you get that
### Response:
| i buy it at the dollar store |
1,566 | ### Instruction:
i buy it at the dollar store
### Response:
| how much is it |
1,567 | ### Instruction:
how much is it
### Response:
| it is one dollar for minutes |
1,568 | ### Instruction:
it is one dollar for minutes
### Response:
| that is only a penny a minute |
1,569 | ### Instruction:
that is only a penny a minute
### Response:
| it is a great price but you have to dial a lot of numbers |
1,570 | ### Instruction:
it is a great price but you have to dial a lot of numbers
### Response:
| how many |
1,571 | ### Instruction:
how many
### Response:
| first you dial seven numbers then ten numbers then ten more numbers |
1,572 | ### Instruction:
first you dial seven numbers then ten numbers then ten more numbers
### Response:
| yikes i think i will keep my long distance service |
1,573 | ### Instruction:
do you go to college
### Response:
| yes i do |
1,574 | ### Instruction:
yes i do
### Response:
| what college do you go to |
1,575 | ### Instruction:
what college do you go to
### Response:
| i go to pasadena city college |
1,576 | ### Instruction:
i go to pasadena city college
### Response:
| do you like it |
1,577 | ### Instruction:
do you like it
### Response:
| oh yes i really like it |
1,578 | ### Instruction:
oh yes i really like it
### Response:
| why do you like it |
1,579 | ### Instruction:
why do you like it
### Response:
| because it has great teachers |
1,580 | ### Instruction:
because it has great teachers
### Response:
| what else |
1,581 | ### Instruction:
what else
### Response:
| i like all my classmates too |
1,582 | ### Instruction:
i like all my classmates too
### Response:
| anything else |
1,583 | ### Instruction:
anything else
### Response:
| yes it is not expensive |
1,584 | ### Instruction:
i lost my new pen
### Response:
| where did you lose it |
1,585 | ### Instruction:
where did you lose it
### Response:
| i do not know |
1,586 | ### Instruction:
i do not know
### Response:
| when did you lose it |
1,587 | ### Instruction:
when did you lose it
### Response:
| i think i lost it today i used it yesterday |
1,588 | ### Instruction:
i think i lost it today i used it yesterday
### Response:
| did you check all your pockets |
1,589 | ### Instruction:
did you check all your pockets
### Response:
| i checked all my pockets |
1,590 | ### Instruction:
i checked all my pockets
### Response:
| did you look in your desk |
1,591 | ### Instruction:
did you look in your desk
### Response:
| yes it is not there either |
1,592 | ### Instruction:
yes it is not there either
### Response:
| it is probably around somewhere |
1,593 | ### Instruction:
it is probably around somewhere
### Response:
| oh well it only cost me a dollar |
1,594 | ### Instruction:
oh well it only cost me a dollar
### Response:
| only a dollar do not even look for it |
1,595 | ### Instruction:
gravity is very important
### Response:
| what is gravity |
1,596 | ### Instruction:
what is gravity
### Response:
| it is the force that pulls everything down |
1,597 | ### Instruction:
it is the force that pulls everything down
### Response:
| i do not understand |
1,598 | ### Instruction:
i do not understand
### Response:
| if you pour water into a glass the water goes down into the glass |
1,599 | ### Instruction:
if you pour water into a glass the water goes down into the glass
### Response:
| of course it does |