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Why?
Well, it's just that the thought trying to charm up an erection in front of a woman, or alone for that matter, makes me want to die.
Well, it's just that the thought trying to charm up an erection in front of a woman, or alone for that matter, makes me want to die.
So now you hate all women?
So now you hate all women?
I think it's my safest bet, don't you?
I think it's my safest bet, don't you?
Oh. I think you will recover okay. I think you got what you paid for.
He black alright, he just ain't blue.
Why you stop havin' dancin' on Saturday? Used to have bands... all kind's live shit. Like a wake up in here, now.
Why you stop havin' dancin' on Saturday? Used to have bands... all kind's live shit. Like a wake up in here, now.
Folks can dance when they want. Didn't buy that mirror ball for nothin'.
Folks can dance when they want. Didn't buy that mirror ball for nothin'.
You seen my snake-skin shoes?
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sit down, man. Need a beer?
Sit down, man. Need a beer?
Sure.
Sure.
Marv, let's get Ronnie set up here.
Ronnie. You can't see cuz you're too close to it. These nervous spells you get. You never had that shit back in school...
That's not right, really, cuz I...
That's not right, really, cuz I...
You joined up in that monkey troop cuz you had a plan for yourself. Army'd pay for school. You were gonna get a degree, maybe somethin' in business or agriculture and you were gonna make somethin' of yourself.
And then you had to fall in love with the school slut.
Now wait...
Now wait...
With all she was doin'. With all the shit she kept doing! You stayed stuck to that bitch's ass and you wouldn't let go.
With all she was doin'. With all the shit she kept doing! You stayed stuck to that bitch's ass and you wouldn't let go.
I know about how she was like. But we was different. I's the only person she talked to about it. How she's abused. Terrible things, Gill, just terrible...
It's not like I can't go out and have fun with my friends.
You think I'm Ronnie's spy or somethin'? Come tomorrow that dumb- ass gonna be halfway round the world tryin' to keep his head on his shoulders. You think he's gonna be thinkin' about you?
You think I'm Ronnie's spy or somethin'? Come tomorrow that dumb- ass gonna be halfway round the world tryin' to keep his head on his shoulders. You think he's gonna be thinkin' about you?
You go to hell.
Jes? Jesse? Oh shit... Wait... Wait... STOP!
Stop what?
This thing you got... I've heard people say, you'd fuck a tree if it was handy. I can see that. But that nigger Tehronne. Thinks he's some player cuz he hustles dope and stolen hubcaps. I mean, I can see a tree. But that piece of shit?
I begged him. Don't see why he had to go...
I begged him. Don't see why he had to go...
I bet you did. Just had to get that black cock up in you. I swear to God. What Ronnie sees... you disgust me.
Let me say somethin' first...
Why you got me chained?
Why you got me chained?
Way I see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right.
Way I see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right.
The fuck you been doin' to me?
The fuck you been doin' to me?
I ain't laid a hand on ya but to ease yo fever... Remember like I say, I found you in the road...
I ain't laid a hand on ya but to ease yo fever... Remember like I say, I found you in the road...
Get this Goddamn thing off me!
Gal, you ain't right yet.
I'm right enough to stand on my own two feet. Now take this Goddamn chain off...
I'm right enough to stand on my own two feet. Now take this Goddamn chain off...
How you let men treat ya like they do?
How you let men treat ya like they do?
What?
What?
These men you up under. How you let them do ya like that?
These men you up under. How you let them do ya like that?
Do me? Do me like this, you mean? Like chainin' me up?
Do me? Do me like this, you mean? Like chainin' me up?
You know what I'm talkin' about. All that mess with ya teachers and... boys in the backs of trucks.
You know what I'm talkin' about. All that mess with ya teachers and... boys in the backs of trucks.
The hell you know about me?! You got no right to talk to me about that shit! The hell you think you are?
The hell you know about me?! You got no right to talk to me about that shit! The hell you think you are?
I've saved ya life, gal. I can do and say whatever the fuck I want.
You some kind'a pervert?
No ma'am.
No ma'am.
Some crazy Jesus freak, gonna fuck the spirit into me...
Some crazy Jesus freak, gonna fuck the spirit into me...
In my house, you watch that lip...
In my house, you watch that lip...
Look it, mister... you wanna have your way, you take it. I'll do whatever you want. But you gotta let me go. You can't do this! You can't KEEP ME HERE!
Look it, mister... you wanna have your way, you take it. I'll do whatever you want. But you gotta let me go. You can't do this! You can't KEEP ME HERE!
You sick. You got a sickness... we broke that fever... we gonna break that hold the devil got on ya.
Wicked little bitch... gonna cut me...
You gonna get a lot more a'that, you keep me locked up like this!
The seed that land on good soil is for them who hear the word of God... and understand the word of God. Not enough for you to hear what I'm sayin', you gotta understand.
I know. I get it. What's Matthew doin'?
I know. I get it. What's Matthew doin'?
Gal... Matthew ain't doin' shit... this just a story... Look it. I've seen it in nature, I've seen it in men. Ya got to change up your crop. Cuz that seed ain't gettin' in. Ya gotta cut this shit out. Got no cause to be up under these fools, ruttin' on ya like you a bitch. Like you somebody's dog. No woman... who joins in union with Almighty God... or man... in the sanctity of marriage... should degrade herself... and bend to ANOTHER MAN'S WILL!
Do you call it a game when only one man win each time? I think you call it a damn shame.
Word wit'cha. In private.
You need some weed?
Been years since I fooled with that. You know a white girl? Dirty blond hair, split down the middle like?
Been years since I fooled with that. You know a white girl? Dirty blond hair, split down the middle like?
That ain't up to me to hook you up. Naw what I mean? She her own, you know?
That ain't up to me to hook you up. Naw what I mean? She her own, you know?
Huh?
Huh?
I don't pimp that. You talkin' about who I think you talkin' about, you mean Rae. Rae Doole. Sexy little split tail, like you say. I can't hook you up with that. I got two girls. One ain't in town, the other one pregnant. So... you on your own.
I don't pimp that. You talkin' about who I think you talkin' about, you mean Rae. Rae Doole. Sexy little split tail, like you say. I can't hook you up with that. I got two girls. One ain't in town, the other one pregnant. So... you on your own.
This Rae... you get with her?
This Rae... you get with her?
Shit. Who hasn't?
Shit. Who hasn't?
Why you say that?
Why you say that?
She got a spare minute she'll snatch up anyone... but me, I'm different. Sometimes she need the real deal, so she call me up. Girl got an itch. You know... what's a nigga to do?
She got a spare minute she'll snatch up anyone... but me, I'm different. Sometimes she need the real deal, so she call me up. Girl got an itch. You know... what's a nigga to do?
She like it rough? You like beatin' on her?
She like it rough? You like beatin' on her?
That ain't my scene. If that's somethin' you into...
That ain't my scene. If that's somethin' you into...
Now, hold up.
Now, hold up.
See, that girl is in my favor. You heard me, nigga? You fuck with her rough, and you got me to fuck wit.
See, that girl is in my favor. You heard me, nigga? You fuck with her rough, and you got me to fuck wit.
You collar that dog, boy. I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Just wanted to know who she was.
You collar that dog, boy. I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Just wanted to know who she was.
Like I say, you wanna hook that up... I ain't in ya way. That switch of hers been all over this town. Got that sickness, you know.
Like I say, you wanna hook that up... I ain't in ya way. That switch of hers been all over this town. Got that sickness, you know.
What'chu sayin'?
What'chu sayin'?
She a freak. Got what you call a sexual addiction.
What'chu sayin'?
What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get dick or she go crazy.
She a freak. Got what you call a sexual addiction.
What'chu sayin'?
What'chu sayin'?
What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get dick or she go crazy.
First hooked up with that bitch when she was 16. Girl was fuckin' the principal and two of her teachers. You know coach Reynolds?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
He tapped that.
He tapped that.
Naw!
Naw!
Go ask him.
You ever seen a train run on a woman?
Nuh-uh.
Nuh-uh.
Meanin' like a team of fellas go to work on her and she don't even break a sweat. She into football, you know. You got a letter on your jacket you get that pussy in ya lap. I ain't playin'.
It got some miles on it, but my boys say she run good. Got fresh 22's on her. Ain't my doin'. That's just how it came to me. Don't worry. Nobody gonna come lookin' for it. I got the pinks... got no problem. Ain't gonna have my girl ridin' no bus.
Don't see generosity much these days. Everything always got a catch. Guess I'm tryin' to say... thank you.
Don't see generosity much these days. Everything always got a catch. Guess I'm tryin' to say... thank you.
Nobody ever asks me to do shit like this for people. And you know what? I'm good at it. Naw what I mean?
You ain't gonna make a fuss, are you? Nothing a man can do when a woman make up her mind.
I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.
I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.
That kind of talk is between us. Don't you go in there with that shit on your tongue.
That kind of talk is between us. Don't you go in there with that shit on your tongue.
I didn't start this, R.L.
Good. Makin' steaks for supper. I expect you to come.
You mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator?
You mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator?
You treat folks special when they company. It's just supper, R.L., shit.
You treat folks special when they company. It's just supper, R.L., shit.
One thing at a time, Laz.
The hell is this shit?
What? I called Bojo, like you say. Called up the fellas in the band...
What? I called Bojo, like you say. Called up the fellas in the band...
The fuck are all these people doin' here? Been drinkin' in this shit hole for years ain't seen this many people since I don't know...
Heard about this morning.
We ain't here to talk about that shit.
You a preacher?
That's right.
That's right.
Can I ask you a question? People always say, you gotta get good with Jesus, if you want not to go to hell. That you say sorry for all you done and... and Jesus would let you go on to heaven.
Can I ask you a question? People always say, you gotta get good with Jesus, if you want not to go to hell. That you say sorry for all you done and... and Jesus would let you go on to heaven.
You could put it that way.
You could put it that way.
But that's so fuckin' stupid. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to curse.
But that's so fuckin' stupid. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to curse.
What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?
You can't hurt people... and then just say, I'm sorry, and then everything just gets washed away. Why would heaven want people like that. People who... do what they want and then... switch.
You can't hurt people... and then just say, I'm sorry, and then everything just gets washed away. Why would heaven want people like that. People who... do what they want and then... switch.
I'm gonna tell you somethin', and it's just gonna be between you and me. I think folks carry on about heaven too much. Like it's some all-you-can- eat buffet up in the clouds. And folks just gonna do as they're told so they can eat what they want behind some pearly gates. I can go to Shoney's for that.
Well. That's my vomit. I came in here to get sick. I thought I'd make the toilet but... anyway, I got sick.
Are you wasted?
Are you wasted?
No. I just got a messed up stomach.
No. I just got a messed up stomach.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
What?
What?
Holy shit, Ronnie! You're a fuckin' rock star.
Holy shit, Ronnie! You're a fuckin' rock star.
I'm a what?
I'm a what?
All them people shoutin' your name like they were doing tonight! Shit! That arm you got'll get'chu on a box of cereal...
Ain't been a week and you already some nigger's whore? Gill told me. Told me how you and he... you and everybody...
Ronnie. Please, baby...
Ronnie. Please, baby...
Did 'ya have fun with her? Sweet as a peach, I bet. Huh? Huh?
Goddamn it, I ask you a question, you better answer it, or I'm gonna blast a hole in ya!
Ronnie...
I'm sorry... I didn't mean to shout...
All my life I been puttin' out your fires, with you givin' out your snatch to every waggin' dick in this town. And you gonna lay the blame at my feet? Well, I ain't gonna take that.
All my life I been puttin' out your fires, with you givin' out your snatch to every waggin' dick in this town. And you gonna lay the blame at my feet? Well, I ain't gonna take that.
But... Momma... just tell me... not gonna be mad... we can just talk about it... Be eye to eye on this... You don't even got to say you're sorry... Just say how you knew...
But... Momma... just tell me... not gonna be mad... we can just talk about it... Be eye to eye on this... You don't even got to say you're sorry... Just say how you knew...
Only thing I'm sorry for is listenin' to my parents and having you instead of doin' what I should'a done.
You got any money?
Thought you had a man for that.