MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Thought you had a man for that.	I said we wasn't gonna talk about him.
I said we wasn't gonna talk about him.	What we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. I ain't callin' you no ho. But I ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. Remember... you called me.
What we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. I ain't callin' you no ho. But I ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. Remember... you called me.	Save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.
Save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.	What'd I tell you? I don't do none of that shit no more. I'm in communications now.
What'd I tell you? I don't do none of that shit no more. I'm in communications now.	Stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.
... Nick, you're the one that's always saying you never go anywhere.	I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie. Maybe Vegas.
I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie. Maybe Vegas.	What are you missing? Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That shit is sadder than Ethiopia.
What are you missing? Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That shit is sadder than Ethiopia.	Beats forty hours on a plane.
Beats forty hours on a plane.	They say we got to turn around and come right back. That's what they say. I got a plan.
I worked the three nine in Queens, Charlie.	I didn't know.
I didn't know.	The lieutenant was on the pad along with the rest of the squad. I was new, didn't know shit. When the feathers flew, I got called in front of the special prosecutor. It's on the top of my personnel file. They think I'm dirty or I cut a deal. Doesn't leave you with a lot of friends either way.
... He's a sorry old guy, but I like him.	He couldn't find his ass with both hands.
Squid?	Pussy, ass, soft personnel.
"Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire." To the killer. Jerry Lee Lewis.	Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo And The Don't's. Let's book, Charlie. If he starts on Motown, we'll be here all night.
Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo And The Don't's. Let's book, Charlie. If he starts on Motown, we'll be here all night.	No, this is the place for the young Yakuza.
No, this is the place for the young Yakuza.	That's what you said in the last three piss pots.
... We got to keep looking. Track him down! Great balls of fire!	What's the problem here?
You know, Inspector, you take shit once, you take shit forever.	I don't deserve Ohashi's respect.
I don't deserve Ohashi's respect.	Why the hell not?
Why the hell not?	I don't, that's all.
She disappeared... shit!	You were too far behind.
Don't be an ass.	He's on duty.
He's on duty.	I paid for that.
I still think you're a bastard.	What if I chant?
What if I chant?	Wouldn't help. Watch out for Ich.
I want more life, fucker.	Come here.
The Tyrell Corporation has a demo model. Check it out on the Voight-Kampff. There's a chance the Nexus-6 is beyond out ability to detect. If that's the case, everybody's up shit creek.	What was the cover on the one that got Holden?
What was the cover on the one that got Holden?	Industrial refuse.
Industrial refuse.	Garbage man?
Machines can be helpful sometimes, but they can also be a pain in the ass. Ask for a trace on a forger and you might wind up at a steel- mill. I don't mind a bum-steer once in a while -- it's their personalities that usually get me. Somebody once said that man makes machines in his own image. If that's true, whoever made Esper should have been shot.	This is Esper and I'm ready. Go ahead please.
I like you.	I like you too.
I like you too.	One more, eh?
One more, eh?	I gotta piss.
What's that?	I'm taking a piss.
Love is just another name for sex. Love is sexy and sex is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.	These aren't just...
These aren't just...	I know what they are, Deck -- Look, maybe they can pretend to feel, but far as the raw, hot emotions of the old heart -- no way.
How do you mean 'exploited'?	Like to get this position. Did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?
Like to get this position. Did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?	Are you for real?
Are you for real?	Oh, yeah. You'd be surprised what goes on around here. I'd like to check the dressing room if I could.
Oh, yeah. You'd be surprised what goes on around here. I'd like to check the dressing room if I could.	What the fuck for?
What the fuck for?	For holes.
There's two reasons a man rejects help. Either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.	Sounds like I'm an ass-hole either way, but the answer is still no.
Sounds like I'm an ass-hole either way, but the answer is still no.	Two of us might be more effective than one.
Two of us might be more effective than one.	I work alone.
Where the hell you been?	You know where I been. I been on vacation.
You know where I been. I been on vacation.	Next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is.
Next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is.	What's up?
What's up?	Holden got hit.
Where are we going?	We? I'm going home. And, judging by that coat, I'd say you have to get back to the barber college.
We? I'm going home. And, judging by that coat, I'd say you have to get back to the barber college.	No, I'm lost.
No, I'm lost.	You're lost?
You're lost?	Say,...did you just lose your job because of me?
Say,...did you just lose your job because of me?	Forget it. I'm sick of working for that dickhead.
Forget it. I'm sick of working for that dickhead.	Dickhead?
Dickhead?	A walking penis capable of intelligent speech. A dickhead.
Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic...I have this thing.	Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.	Let me guess something. This is your first visit to La La Land. You're staying somewhere over in Hollywood because, like an idiot, you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Right so far?
So far?	Yes, I'm right?
Yes, I'm right?	Right.
Right.	I knew it! So anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the San Fernando Valley without a clue. Which brings us to here. Correct again?
I knew it! So anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the San Fernando Valley without a clue. Which brings us to here. Correct again?	Again.
Again.	Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn?
Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn?	Yes! Yes! The Holiday Inn! That's exactly right!
Yes! Yes! The Holiday Inn! That's exactly right!	See? I'm psychic. Not completely, but pretty much. That was pretty good, wasn't it?!
See? I'm psychic. Not completely, but pretty much. That was pretty good, wasn't it?!	It was amazing.
It was amazing.	Yeah. Thanks. Anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on.
Yeah. Thanks. Anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on.	Do you own a car?
Do you own a car?	I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car.
I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car.	If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.	You don't?
You don't?	Nope.
Nope.	Well, that changes everything. Get the fuck away from me!! I mean it!!
So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?	Yes.
Yes.	And that's it?
And that's it?	Yes.
Yes.	I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?
I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?	Heck, no! What?!
Heck, no! What?!	Okay. What the hell? You got a deal. Get in.
See, ya.	Why doesn't it never work out?
Why doesn't it never work out?	What?
What?	Why does it never work out? You and...men?
Why does it never work out? You and...men?	Why?! Who the hell knows?!
Why not buy them milk or something-- instead of Dr. Pepper?	They like Dr. Pepper.
They like Dr. Pepper.	Who are these people?
Who are these people?	My Mom and Dad.
My Mom and Dad.	Very funny, smart ass.
Very funny, smart ass.	Hey! Pipe tobacco! I'm going to need all of this! This is swell!
Now, get out!!	Yes, ma'am!
Yes, ma'am!	Stop that ma'am crap!
Stop that ma'am crap!	Sorry!
What about her?	No way.
No way.	Why?! I think she's very attractive.
Why?! I think she's very attractive.	Adam! She's got bitch written all over her! You do know what "bitch" means, don't you?
Adam! She's got bitch written all over her! You do know what "bitch" means, don't you?	Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.
Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.	Because we're bitches! Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!
Because we're bitches! Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!	How 'bout this one?
Eve?!	Scare me, why don't you?!!? You stupid son of a bitch!!!
Scare me, why don't you?!!? You stupid son of a bitch!!!	I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry!	What in the hell are you doing here!! You're supposed to be over on San Vicente Boulevard having unsafe sex with that slut Sophie!!
What in the hell are you doing here!! You're supposed to be over on San Vicente Boulevard having unsafe sex with that slut Sophie!!	I know...and I'm really sorry.

Thought you had a man for that.

I said we wasn't gonna talk about him.

What we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. I ain't callin' you no ho. But I ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. Remember... you called me.

Save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.

What'd I tell you? I don't do none of that shit no more. I'm in communications now.

Stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.

... Nick, you're the one that's always saying you never go anywhere.

I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie. Maybe Vegas.

What are you missing? Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That shit is sadder than Ethiopia.

Beats forty hours on a plane.

They say we got to turn around and come right back. That's what they say. I got a plan.

I worked the three nine in Queens, Charlie.

I didn't know.

The lieutenant was on the pad along with the rest of the squad. I was new, didn't know shit. When the feathers flew, I got called in front of the special prosecutor. It's on the top of my personnel file. They think I'm dirty or I cut a deal. Doesn't leave you with a lot of friends either way.

... He's a sorry old guy, but I like him.

He couldn't find his ass with both hands.

Squid?

Pussy, ass, soft personnel.

"Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire." To the killer. Jerry Lee Lewis.

Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo And The Don't's. Let's book, Charlie. If he starts on Motown, we'll be here all night.

No, this is the place for the young Yakuza.

That's what you said in the last three piss pots.

... We got to keep looking. Track him down! Great balls of fire!

What's the problem here?

You know, Inspector, you take shit once, you take shit forever.

I don't deserve Ohashi's respect.

Why the hell not?

I don't, that's all.

She disappeared... shit!

You were too far behind.

Don't be an ass.

He's on duty.

I paid for that.

I still think you're a bastard.

What if I chant?

Wouldn't help. Watch out for Ich.

I want more life, fucker.

Come here.

The Tyrell Corporation has a demo model. Check it out on the Voight-Kampff. There's a chance the Nexus-6 is beyond out ability to detect. If that's the case, everybody's up shit creek.

What was the cover on the one that got Holden?

Industrial refuse.

Garbage man?

Machines can be helpful sometimes, but they can also be a pain in the ass. Ask for a trace on a forger and you might wind up at a steel- mill. I don't mind a bum-steer once in a while -- it's their personalities that usually get me. Somebody once said that man makes machines in his own image. If that's true, whoever made Esper should have been shot.

This is Esper and I'm ready. Go ahead please.

I like you.

I like you too.

One more, eh?

I gotta piss.

What's that?

I'm taking a piss.

Love is just another name for sex. Love is sexy and sex is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.

These aren't just...

I know what they are, Deck -- Look, maybe they can pretend to feel, but far as the raw, hot emotions of the old heart -- no way.

How do you mean 'exploited'?

Like to get this position. Did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?

Are you for real?

Oh, yeah. You'd be surprised what goes on around here. I'd like to check the dressing room if I could.

What the fuck for?

For holes.

There's two reasons a man rejects help. Either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.

Sounds like I'm an ass-hole either way, but the answer is still no.

Two of us might be more effective than one.

I work alone.

Where the hell you been?

You know where I been. I been on vacation.

Next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is.

What's up?

Holden got hit.

Where are we going?

We? I'm going home. And, judging by that coat, I'd say you have to get back to the barber college.

No, I'm lost.

You're lost?

Say,...did you just lose your job because of me?

Forget it. I'm sick of working for that dickhead.

Dickhead?

A walking penis capable of intelligent speech. A dickhead.

Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic...I have this thing.

Oh, that's nice.

Let me guess something. This is your first visit to La La Land. You're staying somewhere over in Hollywood because, like an idiot, you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Right so far?

So far?

Yes, I'm right?

Right.

I knew it! So anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the San Fernando Valley without a clue. Which brings us to here. Correct again?

Again.

Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn?

Yes! Yes! The Holiday Inn! That's exactly right!

See? I'm psychic. Not completely, but pretty much. That was pretty good, wasn't it?!

It was amazing.

Yeah. Thanks. Anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on.

Do you own a car?

I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car.

If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.

You don't?

Nope.

Well, that changes everything. Get the fuck away from me!! I mean it!!

So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?

Yes.

And that's it?

Yes.

I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?

Heck, no! What?!

Okay. What the hell? You got a deal. Get in.

See, ya.

Why doesn't it never work out?

What?

Why does it never work out? You and...men?

Why?! Who the hell knows?!

Why not buy them milk or something-- instead of Dr. Pepper?

They like Dr. Pepper.

Who are these people?

My Mom and Dad.

Very funny, smart ass.

Hey! Pipe tobacco! I'm going to need all of this! This is swell!

Now, get out!!

Yes, ma'am!

Stop that ma'am crap!

Sorry!

What about her?

No way.

Why?! I think she's very attractive.

Adam! She's got bitch written all over her! You do know what "bitch" means, don't you?

Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that! Or why Cliff would say that about you.

Because we're bitches! Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails. Please!

How 'bout this one?

Eve?!

Scare me, why don't you?!!? You stupid son of a bitch!!!

I'm really sorry!

What in the hell are you doing here!! You're supposed to be over on San Vicente Boulevard having unsafe sex with that slut Sophie!!

I know...and I'm really sorry.