MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What did I fuckin' do?... in the middle of the Lakeview.	Lakeview the deli? Oh, shit!
Yeah, well...	Oh, what the fuck? How do you guys decide who you're... I mean, who makes the cut? Is there a raffle or something?
What the fuck are you doing?	I-I'll tip her.
Oh man. You gotta let me do these guys. I'm such a moron. I gotta make up for the tit thing.	No way. I've been waitin' for this asshole.
No way. I've been waitin' for this asshole.	Aw, c'mon. I gotta clear my family name here. I've brought shame to the house of Della Rocco.
You guys gotta teach me that prayer, man. That's some good shit.	Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of shit.
Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of shit.	C'mon!
Look again for fuck sake!	I know what the fuck he looks like!
You little fuck. Let him go. I'll drop you right here.	Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.
Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.	Let him go or I will deliver you, right now.
Let him go or I will deliver you, right now.	You won't do it Connor, you won't. You love me man.
How's Uncle Sibeal?	Well, you know how it is with him. Always complainin' he's never turnin' a profit on St. Patty's. Whole damn family goes down there with no money, cause we know he can't bear ta charge us.
Well, we tried ta make friends and she gave me a shot ta the nuts.	What... the dirty bitch! I hope ya trounced her a good one!
What... the dirty bitch! I hope ya trounced her a good one!	Well, I didn't but...
Yeah, we promise.	Well, there's my boys. Shit. I gotta go. Looks like I caused a ruckus with that shot. Half the damn neighborhood is comin'.
Hold this shit for us, Doc. We'll be comin back for it when we get out.	Right.
Hey Murphy?	Aye.
Aye.	How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	How many?
How many?	Two. One ta screw it in and one ta suck my cock.
Aaaww, shit!... evil woman!	Lord have mercy. That was a good one ma.
Know what we need, man?... some rope.	For what?
For what?	Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Charlie Bronson's always got rope.	What?
What?	Yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.
Yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.	Oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?
Oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?	I'm serious.
I'm serious.	Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing we're gonna need it for.
Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing we're gonna need it for.	I don't know they just always need it.
I don't know they just always need it.	What is all this "they" shit? This ain't a movie.
Where the fuck are you going?	We'll find it. Just calm down.
We'll find it. Just calm down.	No, fuck you. This rope is bullshit. I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' this stupid thing around. Must weigh 30 pounds.
That was way easier than I thought.	Aye.
Aye.	On TV ya always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch.
On TV ya always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch.	Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.
Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.	Oh, we're good man.
Oh, we're good man.	Yes, we are.
Who did you kill?	Holy shit. Who? How many?
We've teamed up with a sex offender.	So, when are you getting a plastic fuck doll?
I knew you two pricks would give me problems. Give me shit cause I'm a woman. I'm not gonna take your male dominance bullshit!	Oh, come on now Rozengurtle. I was just tryin' ta get a rise outta ya.
Baumgartner sound Irish to you, fuck face?	Now look Rozengurtle, we're sorry. Just relax.
Holy shit. You're the first one that's ever got that.	Yeah, well... I'm an expert in name- ology.
Only two did the shooting. So what are you thinking, Russian retaliation?	Nah, too quick half their infrastructure got taken out at the Copley plaza. Besides, if you're a hitter, you're either working for the Russians or the Italians. There's no riding the fence. Our little theory from last night just got blown to shit. Something... new is going on here.
And it's the same story over here. Why the crossover? Theories.	That's just fucking weird. I have no idea.
No! Fuck you! You start getting excited! We gotta fucking go!	Rocco!
What?	Where's my cat?
Where's my cat?	I killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie bitch!
I killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie bitch!	You... oh god, why?
You... oh god, why?	I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!
I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!	You killed my... my...
Your what?! Your fuckin' what?!	My, my...
My, my...	Your what, bitch? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! Go ahead... Your what? Your precious little...
Your what, bitch? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! Go ahead... Your what? Your precious little...	Pee...Per...Man.
Pee...Per...Man.	Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!
Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!	It was... It was...
It was... It was...	Male or female, bitch?!!
So Duffy, got any theories to go with that... tie.	These guys were pros. I think they were coming for one target, the fag man, he was the...
These guys were pros. I think they were coming for one target, the fag man, he was the...	The what man?
The what man?	The fat man.
The fat man.	Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the fag man, huh? And what do you base this upon?
Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the fag man, huh? And what do you base this upon?	He was the only one done right. Two in the back of the head.
He was the only one done right. Two in the back of the head.	And the pennies?
And the pennies?	New hitman wants to leave his mark
New hitman wants to leave his mark	That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.
That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.	Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.
Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.	The Greeks. The Italians.
The Greeks. The Italians.	The Sicilians.
Now stay with me, boys. What did they do to make two such identical wounds? Did one guy put him on his knees, pop a cap in, sit him back up and shoot him again the same way? No. Two men of similar height dropped this guy down, each put some iron to his head and boom! That's all she fuckin' wrote!	What about one guy with two guns?
What about one guy with two guns?	Possible, but unlikely. The angles are too extreme. A guy holding two guns to the back of your head is gonna shoot straight ahead. He wouldn't cock out his elbows, makes no sense. Besides, you telling me one guy came in here and killed eight men with eight extremely well aimed shots in just a few seconds? No way. Had to be at least two.
Jesus. I just can't think anymore. That scene over at the coffee shop today tapped me out.	What?
What?	A guy went nuts over off of Commonwealth today. Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. Fled the scene. Don't have much on him.
A guy went nuts over off of Commonwealth today. Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. Fled the scene. Don't have much on him.	Why was I not informed of this?
That's one big fuckin' shoe!... and think about it. Of all the ways to kill a guy, crushin' him to death. That's very particular. You don't get many of those. I dunno. I feel something big here. I wouldn't be surprised if we see more of these turning up.	Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top fucking notch. What's your name?
Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top fucking notch. What's your name?	Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?
Who the...	Twist of lemon!
Twist of lemon!	Chief, what the fuck is this?
Chief, what the fuck is this?	Sweet-n-low!
Uh. Shit, I, uh...	It tells us that he was the last to die. All these men Were carrying. They came in, dropped all in seconds and then took their time with fag man. Didn't they, Duffy?! They sure as fuck did!
They weren't related. The guy used a 38. No pennies. Totally amateur.	Who were the victims?
Who were the victims?	A couple of peons for the mob and...
A couple of peons for the mob and...	Oh that's just BEAUTIFUL! All the scumbags in the quiet city of Boston start dropping dead and you think it's unrelated?! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police doing my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe! Now, get me a squad car and get me over there. I want the crime scene photos and any witness statements. NOW!
Right now.	Don't kill me. Oh shit, please no. I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man!... the funny man... the funny.
This is some heavy shit. This is like Lone Ranger-heavy man. Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off. You guys should recruit 'cause I am sick and fuckin' tired of walkin' down the street waitin' for one of these assholes to get me, y'know?	Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Hallelujah, Jaffar.	So you're not just talkin' mob guys. You're talkin' anyone, right? Even like pimps and drug dealers and all that shit?
Well fuck, you guys could do this every day.	We're like 7-Eleven. We ain't always doing business, but we're always open.
Fuck it! What kind of flowers ya want at your funeral? Ya dumb Wop. This is the last time I'll see you. Bye-bye ya stupid son of a bitch.	I'll be back at 9:00.
Well he sure as fuck knew you!	Fuck you both! Ya ask me, he was aiming at you!
Shit!... Shit! He ain't here.	What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck do you mean?	I mean he ain't here.
Hey! We gotta talk about this early morning church shit.	We have to go now. We're on the lamb.
Do your thing Father. Don't fuck this up.	What do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?	Just be natural, goddamit.
Just be natural, goddamit.	How long since your last confession, my son?
I always see you talking to the boys and making them laugh. They always come around telling me what a crack up you are. What is it they call you?	The... The funny man.
The... The funny man.	The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I'm having a real shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke.
The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I'm having a real shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke.	Uh. Okay... um... you hear the one about the, no fuck that one... uh... oh! oh! Well... shit. Okay, there's a white guy. He's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a pot, y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. But this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy.
Uh. Okay... um... you hear the one about the, no fuck that one... uh... oh! oh! Well... shit. Okay, there's a white guy. He's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a pot, y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. But this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy.	He's a nigger.
He's a nigger.	Yeah. And uh, he's pissed off. He says, "Why you crackers always gotta find my mother fuckin' pot? And he tells him he's gonna grant all his three wishes but he's gonna give all the black guys...
Well, it's the funny man. Give it here, package boy.	Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.
Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.	Gimme the fuckin' thing. Now sit the fuck down!

What did I fuckin' do?... in the middle of the Lakeview.

Lakeview the deli? Oh, shit!

Yeah, well...

Oh, what the fuck? How do you guys decide who you're... I mean, who makes the cut? Is there a raffle or something?

What the fuck are you doing?

I-I'll tip her.

Oh man. You gotta let me do these guys. I'm such a moron. I gotta make up for the tit thing.

No way. I've been waitin' for this asshole.

Aw, c'mon. I gotta clear my family name here. I've brought shame to the house of Della Rocco.

You guys gotta teach me that prayer, man. That's some good shit.

Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of shit.

C'mon!

Look again for fuck sake!

I know what the fuck he looks like!

You little fuck. Let him go. I'll drop you right here.

Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.

Let him go or I will deliver you, right now.

You won't do it Connor, you won't. You love me man.

How's Uncle Sibeal?

Well, you know how it is with him. Always complainin' he's never turnin' a profit on St. Patty's. Whole damn family goes down there with no money, cause we know he can't bear ta charge us.

Well, we tried ta make friends and she gave me a shot ta the nuts.

What... the dirty bitch! I hope ya trounced her a good one!

Well, I didn't but...

Yeah, we promise.

Well, there's my boys. Shit. I gotta go. Looks like I caused a ruckus with that shot. Half the damn neighborhood is comin'.

Hold this shit for us, Doc. We'll be comin back for it when we get out.

Right.

Hey Murphy?

Aye.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many?

Two. One ta screw it in and one ta suck my cock.

Aaaww, shit!... evil woman!

Lord have mercy. That was a good one ma.

Know what we need, man?... some rope.

For what?

Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

What?

Yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.

Oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?

I'm serious.

Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing we're gonna need it for.

I don't know they just always need it.

What is all this "they" shit? This ain't a movie.

Where the fuck are you going?

We'll find it. Just calm down.

No, fuck you. This rope is bullshit. I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' this stupid thing around. Must weigh 30 pounds.

That was way easier than I thought.

Aye.

On TV ya always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch.

Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.

Oh, we're good man.

Yes, we are.

Who did you kill?

Holy shit. Who? How many?

We've teamed up with a sex offender.

So, when are you getting a plastic fuck doll?

I knew you two pricks would give me problems. Give me shit cause I'm a woman. I'm not gonna take your male dominance bullshit!

Oh, come on now Rozengurtle. I was just tryin' ta get a rise outta ya.

Baumgartner sound Irish to you, fuck face?

Now look Rozengurtle, we're sorry. Just relax.

Holy shit. You're the first one that's ever got that.

Yeah, well... I'm an expert in name- ology.

Only two did the shooting. So what are you thinking, Russian retaliation?

Nah, too quick half their infrastructure got taken out at the Copley plaza. Besides, if you're a hitter, you're either working for the Russians or the Italians. There's no riding the fence. Our little theory from last night just got blown to shit. Something... new is going on here.

And it's the same story over here. Why the crossover? Theories.

That's just fucking weird. I have no idea.

No! Fuck you! You start getting excited! We gotta fucking go!

Rocco!

What?

Where's my cat?

I killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie bitch!

You... oh god, why?

I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!

You killed my... my...

Your what?! Your fuckin' what?!

My, my...

Your what, bitch? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! Go ahead... Your what? Your precious little...

Pee...Per...Man.

Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!

It was... It was...

Male or female, bitch?!!

So Duffy, got any theories to go with that... tie.

These guys were pros. I think they were coming for one target, the fag man, he was the...

The what man?

The fat man.

Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the fag man, huh? And what do you base this upon?

He was the only one done right. Two in the back of the head.

And the pennies?

New hitman wants to leave his mark

That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.

Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.

The Greeks. The Italians.

The Sicilians.

Now stay with me, boys. What did they do to make two such identical wounds? Did one guy put him on his knees, pop a cap in, sit him back up and shoot him again the same way? No. Two men of similar height dropped this guy down, each put some iron to his head and boom! That's all she fuckin' wrote!

What about one guy with two guns?

Possible, but unlikely. The angles are too extreme. A guy holding two guns to the back of your head is gonna shoot straight ahead. He wouldn't cock out his elbows, makes no sense. Besides, you telling me one guy came in here and killed eight men with eight extremely well aimed shots in just a few seconds? No way. Had to be at least two.

Jesus. I just can't think anymore. That scene over at the coffee shop today tapped me out.

What?

A guy went nuts over off of Commonwealth today. Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. Fled the scene. Don't have much on him.

Why was I not informed of this?

That's one big fuckin' shoe!... and think about it. Of all the ways to kill a guy, crushin' him to death. That's very particular. You don't get many of those. I dunno. I feel something big here. I wouldn't be surprised if we see more of these turning up.

Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top fucking notch. What's your name?

Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?

Who the...

Twist of lemon!

Chief, what the fuck is this?

Sweet-n-low!

Uh. Shit, I, uh...

It tells us that he was the last to die. All these men Were carrying. They came in, dropped all in seconds and then took their time with fag man. Didn't they, Duffy?! They sure as fuck did!

They weren't related. The guy used a 38. No pennies. Totally amateur.

Who were the victims?

A couple of peons for the mob and...

Oh that's just BEAUTIFUL! All the scumbags in the quiet city of Boston start dropping dead and you think it's unrelated?! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police doing my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe! Now, get me a squad car and get me over there. I want the crime scene photos and any witness statements. NOW!

Right now.

Don't kill me. Oh shit, please no. I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man!... the funny man... the funny.

This is some heavy shit. This is like Lone Ranger-heavy man. Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off. You guys should recruit 'cause I am sick and fuckin' tired of walkin' down the street waitin' for one of these assholes to get me, y'know?

Hallelujah, Jaffar.

So you're not just talkin' mob guys. You're talkin' anyone, right? Even like pimps and drug dealers and all that shit?

Well fuck, you guys could do this every day.

We're like 7-Eleven. We ain't always doing business, but we're always open.

Fuck it! What kind of flowers ya want at your funeral? Ya dumb Wop. This is the last time I'll see you. Bye-bye ya stupid son of a bitch.

I'll be back at 9:00.

Well he sure as fuck knew you!

Fuck you both! Ya ask me, he was aiming at you!

Shit!... Shit! He ain't here.

What the fuck do you mean?

I mean he ain't here.

Hey! We gotta talk about this early morning church shit.

We have to go now. We're on the lamb.

Do your thing Father. Don't fuck this up.

What do you want me to say?

Just be natural, goddamit.

How long since your last confession, my son?

I always see you talking to the boys and making them laugh. They always come around telling me what a crack up you are. What is it they call you?

The... The funny man.

The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I'm having a real shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke.

Uh. Okay... um... you hear the one about the, no fuck that one... uh... oh! oh! Well... shit. Okay, there's a white guy. He's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a pot, y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. But this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy.

He's a nigger.

Yeah. And uh, he's pissed off. He says, "Why you crackers always gotta find my mother fuckin' pot? And he tells him he's gonna grant all his three wishes but he's gonna give all the black guys...

Well, it's the funny man. Give it here, package boy.

Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.

Gimme the fuckin' thing. Now sit the fuck down!