MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I would say you're very shy by nature.	...I suppose.
...I suppose.	Some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me.
Some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me.	It doesn't bother me either.
It doesn't bother me either.	Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb, that's why... Y'know, I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy.
Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb, that's why... Y'know, I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy.	...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.
...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.	Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.
Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.	I don't think you're a bum.
I don't think you're a bum.	...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after.
...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after.	Morning after?
Morning after?	After a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare.
After a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare.	Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?
Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?	...Guess.
...Guess.	'Cause you can't sing or dance?
Don't you open them anymore?	They either say, 'Kill the nigger' or 'Hope you die, Honky.' -- What ya got in the bag?
He won't last one round.	Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.
Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.	I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong.
I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong.	Southpaw, nuthin' -- I'll drop 'im in three -- 'Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion.' Shhiii -- Sounds like a damn monster movie!!
...That boy damn near broke my arm.	Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move, hear?
Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move, hear?	I'll carry him 'till the third.
I'll carry him 'till the third.	Don't play with this man, he's fightin' hard -- Let 'em feel some real heat!
I don't like ya face.	Don't like yours neither.
Don't like yours neither.	Kiss my ass.
Kiss my ass.	Move your shoulders down.
Yo' yellow, old man.	Not yellow, cautious. See, it's very easy for a fighter to accidentally hurt --
...The juice is climbin' every week.	I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the damn interest.
I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the damn interest.	Ya still light seventy.
Ya still light seventy.	Waits! -- Be smart. Ya don't have to break nothin' -- Here, take my coat, it's worth fifty-sixty dollars. It's yours.
Does Santa Claus charge juice? Merry Christmas -- Now, how's about my present, ya gonna win?	Gonna try.
Gonna try.	Listen, kid, I'm with ya. Ya know, I'm with ya -- Italian, we're blood. You kill this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side.
Listen, kid, I'm with ya. Ya know, I'm with ya -- Italian, we're blood. You kill this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side.	No action.
No action.	Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?
Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?	I'm gonna do somethin with it.
I'm gonna do somethin with it.	Sure, you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market.
Sure, you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market.	Black market?
Black market?	Same thing. Ya know, Rock, remember when we was kids, we fought together. An' I wasn't well an' ya had to beat up that Irish kid -- what's his name? -- Gallager -- I bought a suit and became a businessman. You put on gloves. An' I remember Mama almost cried, may she rest in peace -- an' our ol' man who said ya had no brains --I'd like to lay hands on that bastard. You ain't never had any luck. Even when I owned you in '66 you never had luck. But now I think you might be gettin' some luck kid. Whatta you think?
Listen, I hope ya don't --	I won't.
I won't.	What was I gonna say?
What was I gonna say?	Ya hope I don't keep acting like a whore or I'll turn into one, right?
Ya hope I don't keep acting like a whore or I'll turn into one, right?	Ya, somethin' like that.
How old are ya?	...What?
...What?	How old?
How old?	Come July, twenty-five.
Come July, twenty-five.	More like thirty.
More like thirty.	Twenty-five, thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker.
Twenty-five, thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker.	The legs must be goin'.
The legs must be goin'.	Yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years.
Yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years.	...Did ya fight last night?
...Did ya fight last night?	Yeah --
Yeah --	Did ya win?
Did ya win?	Yeah, Kayo.
Yeah, Kayo.	...Who'd ya fight?
...Who'd ya fight?	Spider Rice.
Spider Rice.	Rice is a bum.
Rice is a bum.	You think everybody I fight is a bum.
You think everybody I fight is a bum.	Ain't they?
How am I doin'?	Real good.
Real good.	See how fast he is -- damn!
See how fast he is -- damn!	Breathe deep -- Keep ya chin down!! Use the legs and drive through 'im. Attack -- Attack -- Attack!
Inflamed joints -- Walkin' in an' out of a freezer carryin' meat plays hell on the joints.	Maybe ya should see a doctor.
Maybe ya should see a doctor.	I don't need a doctor, I need a different job.
I don't need a doctor, I need a different job.	Maybe another job is the best thing.
Maybe another job is the best thing.	Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker.
Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker.	Gazzo's gotta come to you.
Gazzo's gotta come to you.	I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor.
I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor.	Gazzo's gotta come to you -- Hey, Paulie, it's a bad job -- Do what you do now.
Make it dry. Baby doesn't like to be wet. You're Valiant, right? The name's Baby Herman.	I know who you are. Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?
I know who you are. Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?	Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.
Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.	You mean the rabbit? They got him cold.
You mean the rabbit? They got him cold.	You don't believe that. I mean. the guy's an idiot, a moron, a complete fool... but he'd never kill anyone. I know the guy.
What was <u>that</u>?	<u>That</u> was the rabbit's wife.
<u>That</u> was the rabbit's wife.	The rabbit's wife? Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?
The rabbit's wife? Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?	Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.
Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.	I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.
I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.	Maroon, right?
Maroon, right?	Nope. It's that Cloverleaf outfit again.
Nope. It's that Cloverleaf outfit again.	What the hell would they want with a gag factory?
What the hell would they want with a gag factory?	Got me. But unless the will shows up by Friday midnight, it's theirs.
Right here where we're standing, will be the cornerstone of my idea... the cloverleaf -- an elegant cement structure that intertwines freeways.	What the hell's a freeway?
What the hell's a freeway?	A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.
A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.	That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.
That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.	Not for long. We're retiring the Red Cars. People will drive, Mr. Valiant, because they'll have to. And when they drive, they'll have to buy our cars, our tires, our gasoline.
Holy shit, he's a Toon!	Surprised?
Surprised?	Not really. Only a Toon could think of something as goofy as that freeway idea.
Son-of-a-bitch... Mr. Maroon, I think I'll be goin' now, so about the rest of my fee...	Sure, Valiant, sure...
You got the will in there, don't ya?	No, I don't.
No, I don't.	You tricked me, damn you!
You tricked me, damn you!	Take it easy.
Take it easy.	There's no time to take it easy! You don't realize the diabolical mind we're dealing with!
What the hell are you doin'?	I needed a place to hide. I'm in trouble, Eddie.
I needed a place to hide. I'm in trouble, Eddie.	So I hear. Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.
So I hear. Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.	Don't worry, Eddie, no one knows I'm here.
Don't worry, Eddie, no one knows I'm here.	Oh, yeah? Then how'd you find my house?
Oh, yeah? Then how'd you find my house?	Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful.
Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful.	In other words, the whole goddamn world knows you're here! Out! Get out!
You damn Toon! No wonder they picked you for the patsy. Always gotta play the fool. You make me sick!	Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?
Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?	You wanna know? Well, since you're so goddamn curious, I'll tell ya. One of you Toons killed my brother.
You wanna know? Well, since you're so goddamn curious, I'll tell ya. One of you Toons killed my brother.	A Toon? Noooo.
A Toon? Noooo.	Yeah, a Toon. It was the guy who killed Bambi's mother.
Yeah, a Toon. It was the guy who killed Bambi's mother.	Him? Oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board.
Him? Oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board.	Yeah, everybody thought so. But me and Teddy got a kick out of Toons. All Toons. We couldn't see the bad in 'em. And when this guy was accused of knockin' over the First National Bank of Toontown, we took his case. But when we looked into it, we found out he did do it after all. We went to his house to take him in. But he was wise. He got the drop on us... literally.

I would say you're very shy by nature.

...I suppose.

Some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me.

It doesn't bother me either.

Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb, that's why... Y'know, I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy.

...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.

Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.

I don't think you're a bum.

...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after.

Morning after?

After a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare.

Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?

...Guess.

'Cause you can't sing or dance?

Don't you open them anymore?

They either say, 'Kill the nigger' or 'Hope you die, Honky.' -- What ya got in the bag?

He won't last one round.

Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.

I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong.

Southpaw, nuthin' -- I'll drop 'im in three -- 'Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion.' Shhiii -- Sounds like a damn monster movie!!

...That boy damn near broke my arm.

Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move, hear?

I'll carry him 'till the third.

Don't play with this man, he's fightin' hard -- Let 'em feel some real heat!

I don't like ya face.

Don't like yours neither.

Kiss my ass.

Move your shoulders down.

Yo' yellow, old man.

Not yellow, cautious. See, it's very easy for a fighter to accidentally hurt --

...The juice is climbin' every week.

I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the damn interest.

Ya still light seventy.

Waits! -- Be smart. Ya don't have to break nothin' -- Here, take my coat, it's worth fifty-sixty dollars. It's yours.

Does Santa Claus charge juice? Merry Christmas -- Now, how's about my present, ya gonna win?

Gonna try.

Listen, kid, I'm with ya. Ya know, I'm with ya -- Italian, we're blood. You kill this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side.

No action.

Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?

I'm gonna do somethin with it.

Sure, you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market.

Black market?

Same thing. Ya know, Rock, remember when we was kids, we fought together. An' I wasn't well an' ya had to beat up that Irish kid -- what's his name? -- Gallager -- I bought a suit and became a businessman. You put on gloves. An' I remember Mama almost cried, may she rest in peace -- an' our ol' man who said ya had no brains --I'd like to lay hands on that bastard. You ain't never had any luck. Even when I owned you in '66 you never had luck. But now I think you might be gettin' some luck kid. Whatta you think?

Listen, I hope ya don't --

I won't.

What was I gonna say?

Ya hope I don't keep acting like a whore or I'll turn into one, right?

Ya, somethin' like that.

How old are ya?

...What?

How old?

Come July, twenty-five.

More like thirty.

Twenty-five, thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker.

The legs must be goin'.

Yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years.

...Did ya fight last night?

Yeah --

Did ya win?

Yeah, Kayo.

...Who'd ya fight?

Spider Rice.

Rice is a bum.

You think everybody I fight is a bum.

Ain't they?

How am I doin'?

Real good.

See how fast he is -- damn!

Breathe deep -- Keep ya chin down!! Use the legs and drive through 'im. Attack -- Attack -- Attack!

Inflamed joints -- Walkin' in an' out of a freezer carryin' meat plays hell on the joints.

Maybe ya should see a doctor.

I don't need a doctor, I need a different job.

Maybe another job is the best thing.

Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker.

Gazzo's gotta come to you.

I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor.

Gazzo's gotta come to you -- Hey, Paulie, it's a bad job -- Do what you do now.

Make it dry. Baby doesn't like to be wet. You're Valiant, right? The name's Baby Herman.

I know who you are. Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?

Yeah, I had to go slummin'. See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.

You mean the rabbit? They got him cold.

You don't believe that. I mean. the guy's an idiot, a moron, a complete fool... but he'd never kill anyone. I know the guy.

What was <u>that</u>?

<u>That</u> was the rabbit's wife.

The rabbit's wife? Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?

Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.

I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.

Maroon, right?

Nope. It's that Cloverleaf outfit again.

What the hell would they want with a gag factory?

Got me. But unless the will shows up by Friday midnight, it's theirs.

Right here where we're standing, will be the cornerstone of my idea... the cloverleaf -- an elegant cement structure that intertwines freeways.

What the hell's a freeway?

A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena. Pasadena to Hollywood. Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.

That's what this is all about? Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.

Not for long. We're retiring the Red Cars. People will drive, Mr. Valiant, because they'll have to. And when they drive, they'll have to buy our cars, our tires, our gasoline.

Holy shit, he's a Toon!

Surprised?

Not really. Only a Toon could think of something as goofy as that freeway idea.

Son-of-a-bitch... Mr. Maroon, I think I'll be goin' now, so about the rest of my fee...

Sure, Valiant, sure...

You got the will in there, don't ya?

No, I don't.

You tricked me, damn you!

Take it easy.

There's no time to take it easy! You don't realize the diabolical mind we're dealing with!

What the hell are you doin'?

I needed a place to hide. I'm in trouble, Eddie.

So I hear. Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.

Don't worry, Eddie, no one knows I'm here.

Oh, yeah? Then how'd you find my house?

Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner. He didn't know. Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way. He was very helpful.

In other words, the whole goddamn world knows you're here! Out! Get out!

You damn Toon! No wonder they picked you for the patsy. Always gotta play the fool. You make me sick!

Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?

You wanna know? Well, since you're so goddamn curious, I'll tell ya. One of you Toons killed my brother.

A Toon? Noooo.

Yeah, a Toon. It was the guy who killed Bambi's mother.

Him? Oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board.

Yeah, everybody thought so. But me and Teddy got a kick out of Toons. All Toons. We couldn't see the bad in 'em. And when this guy was accused of knockin' over the First National Bank of Toontown, we took his case. But when we looked into it, we found out he did do it after all. We went to his house to take him in. But he was wise. He got the drop on us... literally.