MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What the hell happened here?	Looks like some kind of drug deal or something, they're not from around here -- one of them's still alive.
What the hell...	They're out of towners... Arizona plates...
No. We can't.	Look around you partner! You said yourself you never saw anything like it.
Look around you partner! You said yourself you never saw anything like it.	We don't know whose money it is! They might have robbed a bank, who knows?
We don't know whose money it is! They might have robbed a bank, who knows?	Robbed a bank, c'mon! Don't you think we would have heard if one, two -- shit I don't know how many were at large! Don't you think there would be a bulletin? This is a big ass drug deal!
Robbed a bank, c'mon! Don't you think we would have heard if one, two -- shit I don't know how many were at large! Don't you think there would be a bulletin? This is a big ass drug deal!	We don't know that.
We don't know that.	Come on Booth! Look at these scumbags around us. Who's going to know what happened! Let's take it and get out of here!
Come on Booth! Look at these scumbags around us. Who's going to know what happened! Let's take it and get out of here!	Well someone's gonna find them.
Well someone's gonna find them.	Hell, it won't be us!
I do. It's little shit like that sends people to jail! We have to cover all the bases if we're going to pull this!	All right we will.
We're going to be patient. If we start flashing money around, buying fancy cars and fancy clothes, people are going to ask questions.	Well, we won't do any of that shit!
How long you been lying there playing possum with us, huh? Answer me!	He'll tell them everything to save his ass. That's how they all work it!
I could kill that no good son of a bitch!	All right enough! I'm tired of thinking about all this!
All right enough! I'm tired of thinking about all this!	Well I'm not! Thinks he's got us by the balls.
Well I'm not! Thinks he's got us by the balls.	Well doesn't he? Besides if the DEA heard that tape we'd be behind bars right now. Just call it the cost of doing business. This whole thing is screwed up. I'm thinking. Maybe we should tell 'em the truth...
Even if we have the tape, that wouldn't shut him up!	You killed him...
You killed him...	It's gonna be o.k.
It's gonna be o.k.	Like hell it is. This is Jesse! Jesse!
Maybe we should say somethin'.	Come on. Booth grabs the bag --
Come on. Booth grabs the bag --	Do you have everything?
Do you have everything?	I sure as hell hope so. Let's go.
Listen Earl. I covered for you. For both of you. I put my ass on the line to save yours, so don't pull a hostile tone with me!	What's your offer, Jesse?
What's your offer, Jesse?	My offer? Well I'd say it's a fair one, like I said we're friends. All I want is my share, which I guess is...
Ah hell, he'd do the same for me.	Has he?
Has he?	No. But he would, probably.
Like hell it's over. You told me he wasn't doing this anymore.	He's not, he's...
He's not, he's...	That son of a bitch.
That son of a bitch.	Booth. Don't. It's nothing. It's not worth it. Remember what happened the last time?
Business is business. Now where the hell is it? I wanna get out of here. That's the plan, we're just flunkies, you know what I'm saying?	You didn't answer my question. Are you saying my word is of no value to you?
You didn't answer my question. Are you saying my word is of no value to you?	You said that, I didn't.
We don't know. Whoever got this payload together has one hell of a laundering system.	Have you known this all along?
Have you known this all along?	Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.
Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.	Well yes I understand that, we don't want them high-tailing it out of here.
Something wrong, Jesse?	No. Something wrong with you Dwayne?
No. Something wrong with you Dwayne?	You walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.
You walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.	Well, I just got a lot of things on my mind is all.
Whatever...	Look I worked all day, I'm tired as hell and I want to sit and eat in peace! Is that asking too much?
What the hell are you doing, you crazy some bitches --	We're gonna talk.
People have been asking me about that story in the paper. I told them you were the first person on the scene. They were asking me for all the details.	It was pretty gory ma, let me tell you. But you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say.
It was pretty gory ma, let me tell you. But you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say.	Did they ever find out who they were?
Did they ever find out who they were?	Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a damn fool.
Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a damn fool.	I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.
I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.	At least around here it does.
At least around here it does.	Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?	Yeah sure I'll grab something before I go... Hey -- I've got a surprise.
Yeah sure I'll grab something before I go... Hey -- I've got a surprise.	You do?
There was this raffle going on at the station, some charity or church was running it, I forget, so I figure what the hell put in my five bucks...	And what happened?
And what happened?	Well basically I forgot about it, you know, you never win these things, but this time, well...
He didn't make it into work, and he's not home.	I knew it, I knew it all along - shit!
I knew it, I knew it all along - shit!	You think he skipped town?
You think he skipped town?	We're going to find out.
What the hell is that?	Those are five hundred dollar chips.
Those are five hundred dollar chips.	Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?
Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?	No, I just assumed...
No, I just assumed...	You assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right? Are you a racist?
You assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right? Are you a racist?	No, sir.
No, sir.	Everyone else at the table has thousand dollar chips, but the black man gets the nickel, is that it? Did my people survive two-hundred years of slavery so you could send us back to the cotton fields with five-hundred dollar chips? Do I look like Chicken George to you?
Hear you got your ass kicked in Hong Kong, James.	What?? Where'd you hear that?
What?? Where'd you hear that?	I got my sources.
I got my sources.	And I got mine, meaning you. Nice how that works out. I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down.
And I got mine, meaning you. Nice how that works out. I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down.	James, you see my kids back there? You know how much I'm paying for private school? How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?
James, you see my kids back there? You know how much I'm paying for private school? How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?	Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.
Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.	Jail!? James, you better back off. Badge or no badge, I'll kick your ass.
Jail!? James, you better back off. Badge or no badge, I'll kick your ass.	I'd like to see you try.
What?	One of my regulars lost fifty thousand dollars at the table here last week. I was about to send my boys down to tune his ass up, when the guy comes in and pays off the whole thing. Including the vig -- brand new sequential hundred dollar bills. I knew something was wrong. Cause this guy's got a regular job, no way he comes up with fifty grand in cash. But I tested the bills, infrared. The whole thing. And they checked out. 100%.
They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red -- the real ink burns black.	What the hell are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?
What the hell are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?	The real question is, where are the plates? If we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation.
I warned you about playing that shit when I'm in the car.	That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.
That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.	Did you see the way those girls drove off? I did you a favor.
Did you see the way those girls drove off? I did you a favor.	Those girls drove off because of you.
Those girls drove off because of you.	All I did was invite them for a drink.
All I did was invite them for a drink.	You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.	I said that? Which word was "goat?"
You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys Greatest Hits, Volume Two.	Don't be giving me attitude, Lee. I've been here three days and we haven't done shit. We haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl. I'm on vacation, and I want some mu-shu.
Don't be giving me attitude, Lee. I've been here three days and we haven't done shit. We haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl. I'm on vacation, and I want some mu-shu.	Mu-shu? You're hungry?
Mu-shu? You're hungry?	Not Mu-shu. Mu-shu. I want to see some women. Now stop playing dumb and show me the shu!
Of course not. My Superindendent invited us to a club tonight. Big party.	Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.
Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.	Carter, would I lie to you?
You lied to me.	I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.	You're sorry. I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my ass, so don't tell me you're sorry. Just take me home.
You're sorry. I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my ass, so don't tell me you're sorry. Just take me home.	No time. There was an explosion at the American Embassy today -- two American translators were killed.
I'm telling you right now, I'm tired of this shit. There's two billion Chinese - let one of them be your partner.	This won't take long.
Goddamn you got a small ass.	Don't look at my ass!
What, leave you alone so he can cap you?	I'm okay, you go.
I'm okay, you go.	Why the hell should you believe him? He had us beat up. Naked. That's nasty shit.
Why the hell should you believe him? He had us beat up. Naked. That's nasty shit.	Remember I told you my father was a policeman? Ricky Tan was his partner for ten years.
Remember I told you my father was a policeman? Ricky Tan was his partner for ten years.	What the hell is going on here?
What are you gonna do about it, grasshopper?	I'll bitch slap you into Bangkok.
I'll bitch slap you into Bangkok.	Give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy.
Give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy.	Don't be talking about my mama. Or my ass!
Don't be talking about my mama. Or my ass!	I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.
I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.	No. She's a school teacher.
No. She's a school teacher.	You're not very good at this, are you?
You're not very good at this, are you?	Good at what?
Good at what?	Forget it.
Five years ago, my father was Chief Inspector working a big international smuggling case.	Ask me if I give a shit.
He found out his partner, Tan, had been working for the Triads all along. Before my father could prove it, he was killed in the line of duty.	How the hell did Tan get away with it?
How the hell did Tan get away with it?	All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved. Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly.
All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved. Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly.	This is about your Daddy's death? Hell, Lee, you know my father died on the job. You could have told me... This is about more than all that, isn't it? This is about your Daddy's last case, right?
It sounds impossible --	You said --

What the hell happened here?

Looks like some kind of drug deal or something, they're not from around here -- one of them's still alive.

What the hell...

They're out of towners... Arizona plates...

No. We can't.

Look around you partner! You said yourself you never saw anything like it.

We don't know whose money it is! They might have robbed a bank, who knows?

Robbed a bank, c'mon! Don't you think we would have heard if one, two -- shit I don't know how many were at large! Don't you think there would be a bulletin? This is a big ass drug deal!

We don't know that.

Come on Booth! Look at these scumbags around us. Who's going to know what happened! Let's take it and get out of here!

Well someone's gonna find them.

Hell, it won't be us!

I do. It's little shit like that sends people to jail! We have to cover all the bases if we're going to pull this!

All right we will.

We're going to be patient. If we start flashing money around, buying fancy cars and fancy clothes, people are going to ask questions.

Well, we won't do any of that shit!

How long you been lying there playing possum with us, huh? Answer me!

He'll tell them everything to save his ass. That's how they all work it!

I could kill that no good son of a bitch!

All right enough! I'm tired of thinking about all this!

Well I'm not! Thinks he's got us by the balls.

Well doesn't he? Besides if the DEA heard that tape we'd be behind bars right now. Just call it the cost of doing business. This whole thing is screwed up. I'm thinking. Maybe we should tell 'em the truth...

Even if we have the tape, that wouldn't shut him up!

You killed him...

It's gonna be o.k.

Like hell it is. This is Jesse! Jesse!

Maybe we should say somethin'.

Come on. Booth grabs the bag --

Do you have everything?

I sure as hell hope so. Let's go.

Listen Earl. I covered for you. For both of you. I put my ass on the line to save yours, so don't pull a hostile tone with me!

What's your offer, Jesse?

My offer? Well I'd say it's a fair one, like I said we're friends. All I want is my share, which I guess is...

Ah hell, he'd do the same for me.

Has he?

No. But he would, probably.

Like hell it's over. You told me he wasn't doing this anymore.

He's not, he's...

That son of a bitch.

Booth. Don't. It's nothing. It's not worth it. Remember what happened the last time?

Business is business. Now where the hell is it? I wanna get out of here. That's the plan, we're just flunkies, you know what I'm saying?

You didn't answer my question. Are you saying my word is of no value to you?

You said that, I didn't.

We don't know. Whoever got this payload together has one hell of a laundering system.

Have you known this all along?

Well you can understand why we didn't say anything. If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.

Well yes I understand that, we don't want them high-tailing it out of here.

Something wrong, Jesse?

No. Something wrong with you Dwayne?

You walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.

Well, I just got a lot of things on my mind is all.

Whatever...

Look I worked all day, I'm tired as hell and I want to sit and eat in peace! Is that asking too much?

What the hell are you doing, you crazy some bitches --

We're gonna talk.

People have been asking me about that story in the paper. I told them you were the first person on the scene. They were asking me for all the details.

It was pretty gory ma, let me tell you. But you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say.

Did they ever find out who they were?

Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a damn fool.

I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.

At least around here it does.

Are you hungry?

Yeah sure I'll grab something before I go... Hey -- I've got a surprise.

You do?

There was this raffle going on at the station, some charity or church was running it, I forget, so I figure what the hell put in my five bucks...

And what happened?

Well basically I forgot about it, you know, you never win these things, but this time, well...

He didn't make it into work, and he's not home.

I knew it, I knew it all along - shit!

You think he skipped town?

We're going to find out.

What the hell is that?

Those are five hundred dollar chips.

Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?

No, I just assumed...

You assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right? Are you a racist?

No, sir.

Everyone else at the table has thousand dollar chips, but the black man gets the nickel, is that it? Did my people survive two-hundred years of slavery so you could send us back to the cotton fields with five-hundred dollar chips? Do I look like Chicken George to you?

Hear you got your ass kicked in Hong Kong, James.

What?? Where'd you hear that?

I got my sources.

And I got mine, meaning you. Nice how that works out. I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down.

James, you see my kids back there? You know how much I'm paying for private school? How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?

Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.

Jail!? James, you better back off. Badge or no badge, I'll kick your ass.

I'd like to see you try.

What?

One of my regulars lost fifty thousand dollars at the table here last week. I was about to send my boys down to tune his ass up, when the guy comes in and pays off the whole thing. Including the vig -- brand new sequential hundred dollar bills. I knew something was wrong. Cause this guy's got a regular job, no way he comes up with fifty grand in cash. But I tested the bills, infrared. The whole thing. And they checked out. 100%.

They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red -- the real ink burns black.

What the hell are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?

The real question is, where are the plates? If we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation.

I warned you about playing that shit when I'm in the car.

That was my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.

Did you see the way those girls drove off? I did you a favor.

Those girls drove off because of you.

All I did was invite them for a drink.

You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.

I said that? Which word was "goat?"

You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys Greatest Hits, Volume Two.

Don't be giving me attitude, Lee. I've been here three days and we haven't done shit. We haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl. I'm on vacation, and I want some mu-shu.

Mu-shu? You're hungry?

Not Mu-shu. Mu-shu. I want to see some women. Now stop playing dumb and show me the shu!

Of course not. My Superindendent invited us to a club tonight. Big party.

Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.

Carter, would I lie to you?

You lied to me.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry. I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my ass, so don't tell me you're sorry. Just take me home.

No time. There was an explosion at the American Embassy today -- two American translators were killed.

I'm telling you right now, I'm tired of this shit. There's two billion Chinese - let one of them be your partner.

This won't take long.

Goddamn you got a small ass.

Don't look at my ass!

What, leave you alone so he can cap you?

I'm okay, you go.

Why the hell should you believe him? He had us beat up. Naked. That's nasty shit.

Remember I told you my father was a policeman? Ricky Tan was his partner for ten years.

What the hell is going on here?

What are you gonna do about it, grasshopper?

I'll bitch slap you into Bangkok.

Give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy.

Don't be talking about my mama. Or my ass!

I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.

No. She's a school teacher.

You're not very good at this, are you?

Good at what?

Forget it.

Five years ago, my father was Chief Inspector working a big international smuggling case.

Ask me if I give a shit.

He found out his partner, Tan, had been working for the Triads all along. Before my father could prove it, he was killed in the line of duty.

How the hell did Tan get away with it?

All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved. Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly.

This is about your Daddy's death? Hell, Lee, you know my father died on the job. You could have told me... This is about more than all that, isn't it? This is about your Daddy's last case, right?

It sounds impossible --

You said --