MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Stool pigeon.	Yeah, somethin' like that. OK, now this is a nasty ass place. When you go into a place like this, the most important thing is control. You got to maintain control. You following me? You lose it, you get hurt. Now, you're my responsibility and I don't want you hurt. You understand? OK, let's go.
Not yee-aw, Ya'll. And it's gotta be angry. Like you're pissed off.	Good God, ya'll!
Good God, ya'll!	No! You hate me. Look, I'm gonna do it one time. That's it.
No, please, I don't --	It ain't your ass, it's my ass you're backin' up. Take the damn gun.
What a surprise!	FBI calls up my ass, says they need help in Tokyo. Like I'm supposed to drop everything.
FBI calls up my ass, says they need help in Tokyo. Like I'm supposed to drop everything.	It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo. My country asked for the best. I told them that was you. Now I will show you around my hood.
It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo. My country asked for the best. I told them that was you. Now I will show you around my hood.	No shark fin, no camel hump. What you listenin' to?
No shark fin, no camel hump. What you listenin' to?	Oh, I think you like this very much.
You're killin' me here.	Carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours.
Carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours.	Oh, baby, you cruel...
You OK?	We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?
We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?	Yeah. So why you look do down?
Yeah. So why you look do down?	Look at me! My dress is ruined. I look like shit.
Look at me! My dress is ruined. I look like shit.	Not to me. Never to me.
What kind of assignment is that?	Bottom line: I don't want some Chung King Cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.
Bottom line: I don't want some Chung King Cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.	Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?
Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?	Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job.
Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job.	What the hell am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?
What the hell am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?	Just make him think you're following leads. Interview some suspects, look at fingerprints, do detective shit. I don't care. I just don't want to see him- or you, for that matter- until this is resolved. Now, we want to make a good impression, don't we? His plane lands in an hour. Don't be late.
Hmmmm?	Don't play bullshit games with me.
Don't play bullshit games with me.	Eleven thirty tomorrow the Ambassador will receive a phone call telling him where the drop is. He said the bomb was a demonstration of their sincerity.
This is not a good way to start a relationship, stickin' a gun to a man's head, feelin' around his personal equipment. Make him think you don't trust him.	I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.
I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.	I oughta pat your ass down. Make sure you're not a cop.
I oughta pat your ass down. Make sure you're not a cop.	Nobody touches me.
Nobody touches me.	Shit, I ain't interested in puttin' my hands on you. That does nothin' for me. No. I don't need to be pattin' no ass. All I'm sayin' is, how do I know you're not a cop?
You know something? Every time I see this stuff, it reminds me of...uh...a double latte grande... With two shots of non-fat milk.	What are you talking about?
You got a boy friend in here yet? Cause you're gonna need somebody to kiss your ass goodbye.	What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?	You're movin' to death row. See, your fingerprints are now on the murder weapon of Four FBI Agents. And when I turn this into the lab, they're gonna find Lafontaine all over it. And we already know... ...this is your MO.
You're movin' to death row. See, your fingerprints are now on the murder weapon of Four FBI Agents. And when I turn this into the lab, they're gonna find Lafontaine all over it. And we already know... ...this is your MO.	How did I do this?! Maybe you didn't notice but I'm in jail!
How did I do this?! Maybe you didn't notice but I'm in jail!	All I gotta do is implicate. The Feds can do a lot with a good implication. Even if you don't get Sparky, I'll bet you get ten to twenty more. Plenty of time to find a nice fella.
What?	It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.
It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.	About her upcoming wedding and all.
About her upcoming wedding and all.	No, about her getting that asshole from New York fired.
They made me put my hat back on.	Oh, yeah. Scared the hell out of Skipper.
Did something happen to make you care about reality?	Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to "poor bastard number four" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do.
Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to "poor bastard number four" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do.	You're going to be very disappointed.
You're going to be very disappointed.	We'll see.
We'll see.	I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get back to work. I still have my job.
Okay, he's on base. Can we talk about my life now? -- Ike's going to turn that tattoo stuff into a big deal -- that I was never serious about Gill, blah blah. He's totally out to get me.	For what reason? Some personal satisfaction?
For what reason? Some personal satisfaction?	That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.
That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.	It's probably because you got him fired.
It's probably because you got him fired.	Ya think?
Ya think?	Not that he doesn't deserve to get fired... Look! Cory's going for second!... Sneaky!
You want to hear about destiny? If my husband hadn't gone on a diet, which caused me to leave him, I would never have been on that flight to Miami, and met Rick, and ended up having sex in the bathroom of a 727 with that nob you slide that says "vacant-occupied, vacant- occupied, vacant-occupied" --	You never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.
You never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.	He lost all the weight... there.
He lost all the weight... there.	That's impossible. A guy can't --
That's impossible. A guy can't --	Can too.
Can too.	No.
No.	Yes.
Yes.	And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?
And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?	Plus he fell in love with a temp.
Plus he fell in love with a temp.	Listen to this, I love this part --
It's a sign --	It's a sign I've watched this movie too many times. I'm so stupid. From the minute I listen to that stupid program on the radio, I've been a complete jerk.
Sandy has a girlfriend, Clenda ... She's a weightlifter, but it's not like her neck is bigger than her head or anything --	I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay. That's not what I need your help for. I want to know what it's like over there.
I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay. That's not what I need your help for. I want to know what it's like over there.	And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.
And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.	You mean, like, "He has the cutest butt"? Where did I hear that recently?
You mean, like, "He has the cutest butt"? Where did I hear that recently?	Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first babe to say this was I don't know, but it caught on.
If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have sex with her, huh?	What do you think?
What do you think?	Will she scratch up your back?
Will she scratch up your back?	What?
In the movies women are always scratching up guy's back and screaming and stuff. When they're having sex.	Whose show was this on?
Whose show was this on?	Jed's got cables.
Jed's got cables.	Go to sleep.
It's like Charley Vidal says -- there's two kinds of slavery, wage slavery and domestic slavery. The Woman Question, he calls it.	The woman question?
The woman question?	Question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em.
Question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em.	So? What does he want to do about 'em?
So? What does he want to do about 'em?	He says give 'em equality. Equality in jobs, equality in the home. Also sex equality.
He says give 'em equality. Equality in jobs, equality in the home. Also sex equality.	What do you mean -- sex equality?
What do you mean -- sex equality?	You know ... What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
What you want to do is go back the way you came and make a left at the bottom. It'll take you right to the highway.	That's it?
That's it?	Are you Australian?
Are you Australian?	No.
No.	Good. I fucking hate Australians.
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Rhymes with Simmy.	Yeah.
Yeah.	What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?	Um, coupla' eight balls oughta do us.
I guess I don't have a hell of a lot of choice.	Get used to it. You're in a very tenuous position on the food chain, hoss.
Yeah.	Everything go?
Everything go?	Yeah.
Yeah.	Just make sure you come alone. This guy won't like any surprises
Just make sure you come alone. This guy won't like any surprises	I ain't a idiot, asshole.
I ain't a idiot, asshole.	I'll see you tonight.
You've got a comeback for everything, don't you, Danny? You use 'em like some sort of shield.	Who the fuck are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?
Who the fuck are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?	There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.
There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.	You don't like the tune, find another station.
You don't like the tune, find another station.	What are you hiding, Danny?
What are you hiding, Danny?	Therapy session is over.
From day one. I was a breach birth. They tried for hours to turn my little butt around. But I wouldn't let 'em.	Ass first into the world.
Ass first into the world.	I been that way ever since.
No. I want to know what the hell is going on.	I can't tell you.
How you holding up?	I'm fine. Little nervous...little disappointed that I didn't finish this myself.
I'm fine. Little nervous...little disappointed that I didn't finish this myself.	Hey, you did the right thing. You wouldn't have stood a chance against these boys by yourself. They have eaten your ass alive.
Oh shit	What?
What?	Can you do me a favor? This girl I know, her boyfriend's a real piece of shit-dude's really jamming her up. I promised her I'd try to help.
I'm genuinely happy that you found some peace, Nancy. But you can't forgive for Liz. No one can. And you can't forgive for me.	Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.
Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.	I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred. Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an ass and I never had a chance to apologize to her. Do you know what that feels like?
I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred. Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an ass and I never had a chance to apologize to her. Do you know what that feels like?	It's not too late to show her you're sorry.
It's not too late to show her you're sorry.	How?
How the hell did we get this detail?	Guess it's our turn.
I'm hurting.	You on a roll?

Stool pigeon.

Yeah, somethin' like that. OK, now this is a nasty ass place. When you go into a place like this, the most important thing is control. You got to maintain control. You following me? You lose it, you get hurt. Now, you're my responsibility and I don't want you hurt. You understand? OK, let's go.

Not yee-aw, Ya'll. And it's gotta be angry. Like you're pissed off.

Good God, ya'll!

No! You hate me. Look, I'm gonna do it one time. That's it.

No, please, I don't --

It ain't your ass, it's my ass you're backin' up. Take the damn gun.

What a surprise!

FBI calls up my ass, says they need help in Tokyo. Like I'm supposed to drop everything.

It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo. My country asked for the best. I told them that was you. Now I will show you around my hood.

No shark fin, no camel hump. What you listenin' to?

Oh, I think you like this very much.

You're killin' me here.

Carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours.

Oh, baby, you cruel...

You OK?

We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?

Yeah. So why you look do down?

Look at me! My dress is ruined. I look like shit.

Not to me. Never to me.

What kind of assignment is that?

Bottom line: I don't want some Chung King Cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.

Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?

Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job.

What the hell am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?

Just make him think you're following leads. Interview some suspects, look at fingerprints, do detective shit. I don't care. I just don't want to see him- or you, for that matter- until this is resolved. Now, we want to make a good impression, don't we? His plane lands in an hour. Don't be late.

Hmmmm?

Don't play bullshit games with me.

Eleven thirty tomorrow the Ambassador will receive a phone call telling him where the drop is. He said the bomb was a demonstration of their sincerity.

This is not a good way to start a relationship, stickin' a gun to a man's head, feelin' around his personal equipment. Make him think you don't trust him.

I don't trust anybody. Especially first time deals.

I oughta pat your ass down. Make sure you're not a cop.

Nobody touches me.

Shit, I ain't interested in puttin' my hands on you. That does nothin' for me. No. I don't need to be pattin' no ass. All I'm sayin' is, how do I know you're not a cop?

You know something? Every time I see this stuff, it reminds me of...uh...a double latte grande... With two shots of non-fat milk.

What are you talking about?

You got a boy friend in here yet? Cause you're gonna need somebody to kiss your ass goodbye.

What are you talking about?

You're movin' to death row. See, your fingerprints are now on the murder weapon of Four FBI Agents. And when I turn this into the lab, they're gonna find Lafontaine all over it. And we already know... ...this is your MO.

How did I do this?! Maybe you didn't notice but I'm in jail!

All I gotta do is implicate. The Feds can do a lot with a good implication. Even if you don't get Sparky, I'll bet you get ten to twenty more. Plenty of time to find a nice fella.

What?

It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.

About her upcoming wedding and all.

No, about her getting that asshole from New York fired.

They made me put my hat back on.

Oh, yeah. Scared the hell out of Skipper.

Did something happen to make you care about reality?

Yes. Conviction. Conviction that I'm onto the truth. You're going to do the same thing to "poor bastard number four" that you did to the last three. You're going to run again. And I'm not leaving until you do.

You're going to be very disappointed.

We'll see.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get back to work. I still have my job.

Okay, he's on base. Can we talk about my life now? -- Ike's going to turn that tattoo stuff into a big deal -- that I was never serious about Gill, blah blah. He's totally out to get me.

For what reason? Some personal satisfaction?

That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.

It's probably because you got him fired.

Ya think?

Not that he doesn't deserve to get fired... Look! Cory's going for second!... Sneaky!

You want to hear about destiny? If my husband hadn't gone on a diet, which caused me to leave him, I would never have been on that flight to Miami, and met Rick, and ended up having sex in the bathroom of a 727 with that nob you slide that says "vacant-occupied, vacant- occupied, vacant-occupied" --

You never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.

He lost all the weight... there.

That's impossible. A guy can't --

Can too.

No.

Yes.

And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?

Plus he fell in love with a temp.

Listen to this, I love this part --

It's a sign --

It's a sign I've watched this movie too many times. I'm so stupid. From the minute I listen to that stupid program on the radio, I've been a complete jerk.

Sandy has a girlfriend, Clenda ... She's a weightlifter, but it's not like her neck is bigger than her head or anything --

I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay. That's not what I need your help for. I want to know what it's like over there.

And that's what I'm trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.

You mean, like, "He has the cutest butt"? Where did I hear that recently?

Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first babe to say this was I don't know, but it caught on.

If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have sex with her, huh?

What do you think?

Will she scratch up your back?

What?

In the movies women are always scratching up guy's back and screaming and stuff. When they're having sex.

Whose show was this on?

Jed's got cables.

Go to sleep.

It's like Charley Vidal says -- there's two kinds of slavery, wage slavery and domestic slavery. The Woman Question, he calls it.

The woman question?

Question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em.

So? What does he want to do about 'em?

He says give 'em equality. Equality in jobs, equality in the home. Also sex equality.

What do you mean -- sex equality?

You know ... What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

What you want to do is go back the way you came and make a left at the bottom. It'll take you right to the highway.

That's it?

Are you Australian?

No.

Good. I fucking hate Australians.

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Rhymes with Simmy.

Yeah.

What can I do for you?

Um, coupla' eight balls oughta do us.

I guess I don't have a hell of a lot of choice.

Get used to it. You're in a very tenuous position on the food chain, hoss.

Yeah.

Everything go?

Yeah.

Just make sure you come alone. This guy won't like any surprises

I ain't a idiot, asshole.

I'll see you tonight.

You've got a comeback for everything, don't you, Danny? You use 'em like some sort of shield.

Who the fuck are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?

There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.

You don't like the tune, find another station.

What are you hiding, Danny?

Therapy session is over.

From day one. I was a breach birth. They tried for hours to turn my little butt around. But I wouldn't let 'em.

Ass first into the world.

I been that way ever since.

No. I want to know what the hell is going on.

I can't tell you.

How you holding up?

I'm fine. Little nervous...little disappointed that I didn't finish this myself.

Hey, you did the right thing. You wouldn't have stood a chance against these boys by yourself. They have eaten your ass alive.

Oh shit

What?

Can you do me a favor? This girl I know, her boyfriend's a real piece of shit-dude's really jamming her up. I promised her I'd try to help.

I'm genuinely happy that you found some peace, Nancy. But you can't forgive for Liz. No one can. And you can't forgive for me.

Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.

I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred. Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an ass and I never had a chance to apologize to her. Do you know what that feels like?

It's not too late to show her you're sorry.

How?

How the hell did we get this detail?

Guess it's our turn.

I'm hurting.

You on a roll?