MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You said --	-- but if somebody gave me the chance to square up my father's death, I'd go to hell to do it.
Is it hot in here?	Hot? I'm freezing my ass off.
Hot? I'm freezing my ass off.	I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice. You want some ice?
I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice. You want some ice?	What's going on?
Wait a sec - what the hell is that between her legs?	What?
What?	She's reaching into her panties -- something is strapped to her leg. Oh, God...please don't let it be a dick.
She's reaching into her panties -- something is strapped to her leg. Oh, God...please don't let it be a dick.	What is it?
What is it?	No, I don't believe this shit -- it's a microphone. Lee, she's wired...
Are you okay?	What's the first thing I told you -- never trust nobody. How could you fall for that shit? I knew she was dirty.
What's the first thing I told you -- never trust nobody. How could you fall for that shit? I knew she was dirty.	She saved our lives.
She saved our lives.	For how long? Face it, Lee, she's playing both sides.
I'm not used to having a partner.	We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead.
We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead.	Well we're not friends.
Well we're not friends.	You got that right. And we ain't brothers. Maybe we should just end this right here.
You got that right. And we ain't brothers. Maybe we should just end this right here.	Fine with me.
Fine with me.	I won't talk to you, you don't talk to me. We'll die in peace.
I won't talk to you, you don't talk to me. We'll die in peace.	See you in the next world.
See you in the next world.	I don't believe in reincarnation. So I won't see you in the next world.
I don't believe in reincarnation. So I won't see you in the next world.	Fine.
Fine.	I believe in heaven. You people believe in heaven?
I believe in heaven. You people believe in heaven?	Yes. We have heaven.
Yes. We have heaven.	Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?
Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?	What's a Chinese heaven?
What's a Chinese heaven?	I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues. They don't let everybody in.
I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues. They don't let everybody in.	I think we should stop talking.
I think we should stop talking.	Fine by me.
Fine by me.	You thinking about that girl that dumped you?
You thinking about that girl that dumped you?	No.
No.	If she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her.
If she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her.	Mind your own business.
Mind your own business.	How was the sex?
How was the sex?	There was no sex. She was very traditional. We were waiting until we were married.
There was no sex. She was very traditional. We were waiting until we were married.	You're kidding. No sex? Nothing? No mu-shu?
You're kidding. No sex? Nothing? No mu-shu?	No mu-shu.
No mu-shu.	What about a little king pao chicken?
What about a little king pao chicken?	No kung pao chicken. Never.
No kung pao chicken. Never.	Steamed dumplings?
Steamed dumplings?	Once in a while, steamed dumplings. But only when she was drunk.
Once in a while, steamed dumplings. But only when she was drunk.	That's rough, man. If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy.
That's rough, man. If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy.	Tell me the truth, Carter. Do you think I have a good voice?
Tell me the truth, Carter. Do you think I have a good voice?	Are you serious?
Are you serious?	Forget it. It doesn't matter.
As long as you're asking...I think you have a pretty good voice.	I knew it. What does she know. You want me to sing something?
I knew it. What does she know. You want me to sing something?	That depends. How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually kill their victims?
That depends. How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually kill their victims?	They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.
They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.	Go ahead. Sing your ass off.
We're slowing down. This must be it.	End of the line.
End of the line.	You've been a good friend, James Carter.
You've been a good friend, James Carter.	Oh no you don't. Don't you be getting corny on me, Lee. I'll kick your ass from here to Compton.
Oh no you don't. Don't you be getting corny on me, Lee. I'll kick your ass from here to Compton.	You could never kick my ass. You mama's boy.
You could never kick my ass. You mama's boy.	Don't you talk about my mama. That's more like it.
That looks exactly like my Uncle Darrell.	Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.
Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.	Buddha is the symbol for fat and lazy. The man has the biggest tits in Asia.
Lee, what the hell are you doing?	Dancing?
Dancing?	Dancing? I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo. Did she have a friend?
Dancing? I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo. Did she have a friend?	It was Isabella. She says the plates are in the soft count room.
Good job.	Hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve Johnson's ass. Well...you know what I mean.
Hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve Johnson's ass. Well...you know what I mean.	I got a call from the F.B.I. The daughter of the Chinese Ambassador has been kidnapped and they asked for help. You're it.
And that, of course, would be me.	Don't push it. You better watch your ass with these Fed types. If there's a screw-up, they won't think twice about burnin' it.
He stole my wheel!	This is pathetic.
This is pathetic.	I'm gonna arrest the sonuvabitch! Your ass is goin' to jail!
He'll be OK. Russ is a tough son of a bitch.	Tell me about it.
Tell me about it.	He was just doing his job.
He was just doing his job.	So was I.
You have one of these?	No.
No.	Yeah, well you're in American now. Everybody's got guns. That tricky shit with your hands is gonna get your ass shot to hell.
You speak English!	A little.
A little.	Bullshit a little. You lied to me.
Bullshit a little. You lied to me.	I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.
I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.	It's the same thing!
It's the same thing!	I am not responsible for your assumptions.
I am not responsible for your assumptions.	You're full of shit. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of shit?
You're full of shit. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of shit?	Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seemed as if you liked to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seemed as if you liked to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.	Okay, fine, you're full a shit, I'm full a shit.
Okay, fine, you're full a shit, I'm full a shit.	We are both full of shit.
We are both full of shit.	Yeah, that's right. Now that we understand each other... show me how you did that.
I am afraid I don't understand the importance of this information.	Look, you want to work in this country, you gotta know this crap. Okay? We're gonna be in some deep shit here. Working the danger zone. And you need insurance. Cause, you know, you might be starting some riots and shit.
-- what the hell is that?	What?
What?	That silly-ass look on your face.
That silly-ass look on your face.	I was being polite.
I was being polite.	Well don't do that. Polite don't work here. You do that polite shit here in America, they'll sue your ass for harassment.
I thought you were taking me to the consulate.	Oh yeah, but this is on the way. And you gotta see John Wayne's footprints. Everybody does. It's almost like a law. You can't believe how small his feet were for a dude that big. Tiny god damn feet!
You make the plate?	What plate?
What plate?	The license! You get it?!
The license! You get it?!	No.
No.	What the hell kinda cop are you?!
What the hell kinda cop are you?!	Did you make the plate?!
Did you make the plate?!	It was my ass that almost got trashed!
It was my ass that almost got trashed!	He was trying to kill me, not you.
He was trying to kill me, not you.	Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what? Six hours?
Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what? Six hours?	It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.
It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.	Bullshit! You were trying' to lose my ass again.
I worked with Ambassador Han and his family for ten years. He wanted me to come with them to America. If I had, this might not have happened.	Don't go there...
Don't go there...	I could not come. I had other responsibilities.
I could not come. I had other responsibilities.	Hey, stop. We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed.
Hey, stop. We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed.	I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.
I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.	Hey, everybody fits in here. Look at L.A., man. Nobody's from here. My momma's from Detroit, my dad's from Atlanta, they met in Texas, got married in Vegas and I was born in Alabama. So where the hell am I from? Kenya?
When we go inside, you let me handle everything, you hear? This is my man, you dig? My informant. You know what an informant is?	Stooly.
Stooly.	What?
What?	Stool pigeon.

You said --

-- but if somebody gave me the chance to square up my father's death, I'd go to hell to do it.

Is it hot in here?

Hot? I'm freezing my ass off.

I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice. You want some ice?

What's going on?

Wait a sec - what the hell is that between her legs?

What?

She's reaching into her panties -- something is strapped to her leg. Oh, God...please don't let it be a dick.

What is it?

No, I don't believe this shit -- it's a microphone. Lee, she's wired...

Are you okay?

What's the first thing I told you -- never trust nobody. How could you fall for that shit? I knew she was dirty.

She saved our lives.

For how long? Face it, Lee, she's playing both sides.

I'm not used to having a partner.

We are not partners. Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead.

Well we're not friends.

You got that right. And we ain't brothers. Maybe we should just end this right here.

Fine with me.

I won't talk to you, you don't talk to me. We'll die in peace.

See you in the next world.

I don't believe in reincarnation. So I won't see you in the next world.

Fine.

I believe in heaven. You people believe in heaven?

Yes. We have heaven.

Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?

What's a Chinese heaven?

I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues. They don't let everybody in.

I think we should stop talking.

Fine by me.

You thinking about that girl that dumped you?

No.

If she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her.

Mind your own business.

How was the sex?

There was no sex. She was very traditional. We were waiting until we were married.

You're kidding. No sex? Nothing? No mu-shu?

No mu-shu.

What about a little king pao chicken?

No kung pao chicken. Never.

Steamed dumplings?

Once in a while, steamed dumplings. But only when she was drunk.

That's rough, man. If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy.

Tell me the truth, Carter. Do you think I have a good voice?

Are you serious?

Forget it. It doesn't matter.

As long as you're asking...I think you have a pretty good voice.

I knew it. What does she know. You want me to sing something?

That depends. How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually kill their victims?

They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.

Go ahead. Sing your ass off.

We're slowing down. This must be it.

End of the line.

You've been a good friend, James Carter.

Oh no you don't. Don't you be getting corny on me, Lee. I'll kick your ass from here to Compton.

You could never kick my ass. You mama's boy.

Don't you talk about my mama. That's more like it.

That looks exactly like my Uncle Darrell.

Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.

Buddha is the symbol for fat and lazy. The man has the biggest tits in Asia.

Lee, what the hell are you doing?

Dancing?

Dancing? I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo. Did she have a friend?

It was Isabella. She says the plates are in the soft count room.

Good job.

Hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve Johnson's ass. Well...you know what I mean.

I got a call from the F.B.I. The daughter of the Chinese Ambassador has been kidnapped and they asked for help. You're it.

And that, of course, would be me.

Don't push it. You better watch your ass with these Fed types. If there's a screw-up, they won't think twice about burnin' it.

He stole my wheel!

This is pathetic.

I'm gonna arrest the sonuvabitch! Your ass is goin' to jail!

He'll be OK. Russ is a tough son of a bitch.

Tell me about it.

He was just doing his job.

So was I.

You have one of these?

No.

Yeah, well you're in American now. Everybody's got guns. That tricky shit with your hands is gonna get your ass shot to hell.

You speak English!

A little.

Bullshit a little. You lied to me.

I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.

It's the same thing!

I am not responsible for your assumptions.

You're full of shit. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of shit?

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seemed as if you liked to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.

Okay, fine, you're full a shit, I'm full a shit.

We are both full of shit.

Yeah, that's right. Now that we understand each other... show me how you did that.

I am afraid I don't understand the importance of this information.

Look, you want to work in this country, you gotta know this crap. Okay? We're gonna be in some deep shit here. Working the danger zone. And you need insurance. Cause, you know, you might be starting some riots and shit.

-- what the hell is that?

What?

That silly-ass look on your face.

I was being polite.

Well don't do that. Polite don't work here. You do that polite shit here in America, they'll sue your ass for harassment.

I thought you were taking me to the consulate.

Oh yeah, but this is on the way. And you gotta see John Wayne's footprints. Everybody does. It's almost like a law. You can't believe how small his feet were for a dude that big. Tiny god damn feet!

You make the plate?

What plate?

The license! You get it?!

No.

What the hell kinda cop are you?!

Did you make the plate?!

It was my ass that almost got trashed!

He was trying to kill me, not you.

Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what? Six hours?

It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.

Bullshit! You were trying' to lose my ass again.

I worked with Ambassador Han and his family for ten years. He wanted me to come with them to America. If I had, this might not have happened.

Don't go there...

I could not come. I had other responsibilities.

Hey, stop. We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed.

I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.

Hey, everybody fits in here. Look at L.A., man. Nobody's from here. My momma's from Detroit, my dad's from Atlanta, they met in Texas, got married in Vegas and I was born in Alabama. So where the hell am I from? Kenya?

When we go inside, you let me handle everything, you hear? This is my man, you dig? My informant. You know what an informant is?

Stooly.

What?

Stool pigeon.