MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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New ground?	Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.	Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?
Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?	Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?
Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?	My goal is to make art.
My goal is to make art.	So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?
So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?	Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you bitch about Burnfield?
Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you bitch about Burnfield?	Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.	So I can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?
So I can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?	No, no.
No, no.	So you and I can fuck while your parents are out having dinner at the Sizzler? What are we doing, Jeff? You and me?
So you and I can fuck while your parents are out having dinner at the Sizzler? What are we doing, Jeff? You and me?	I don't know.
I've run out of words.	Wait. What, what are you saying?
Wait. What, what are you saying?	I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.
I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.	Well, what about us?
Well, what about us?	What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.
What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.	No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.
No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.	Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?
Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?	Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.	You're unbelievable.
You're unbelievable.	Wait, no, I... Look, Sooze, I figured something out.
Wait, no, I... Look, Sooze, I figured something out.	You did, huh? Good for you.
You did, huh? Good for you.	Oh, fuck it, man!
Hey, Pony.	Hey, man. Jeff. How're you doin?
Hey, man. Jeff. How're you doin?	Good, man.
Good, man.	Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed.
Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed.	Well, shit, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, Is that your limo?
Well, shit, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, Is that your limo?	Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. I mean, it's dumb, I know, it's just...
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. I mean, it's dumb, I know, it's just...	No, it's not...
No, it's not...	Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?
Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?	Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.
Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.	Oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and shit like that, you know.
Oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and shit like that, you know.	Yeah.
Yeah.	We sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and Danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. Yeah.
We sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and Danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. Yeah.	Wow. A gold record, man, that's great. So you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?
Wow. A gold record, man, that's great. So you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.	Aw, come on. Rock star. Fame. Fortune. Sex.
Aw, come on. Rock star. Fame. Fortune. Sex.	Yeah, shit. Naw, man, you know. It's hard work, you know?
Yeah, shit. Naw, man, you know. It's hard work, you know?	Yeah.
Yeah.	The road's hell, you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, fuck, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?
The road's hell, you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, fuck, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?	Yeah, I crash there.
Yeah, I crash there.	Yeah, good.
You know, I've thought about that, actually.	No, man, I mean it. You're a good writer. I remember those things you'd write during honors English. Funny shit.
No, man. Hey. No, you know what? Hey, it's you, man. It's, you know what, you know what it is? It's this tarpit of stupidity that we're all stuck in. It's this cell. It's this void, you know.	Oh, no, man, look. Look, you know, it's me, okay? I come out here and I'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my ass and I think I'm a fucking star, man, and I'm really sorry if I'm full of attitude. I, I really...
Oh, no, man, look. Look, you know, it's me, okay? I come out here and I'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my ass and I think I'm a fucking star, man, and I'm really sorry if I'm full of attitude. I, I really...	No, you know what? It's not you, man. It's not anybody. It's me. Whoo! Hey.
No, you know what? It's not you, man. It's not anybody. It's me. Whoo! Hey.	Look, man, it... Shit. Why don't we get something to eat? I mean food?
I gotta take a piss. Do you mind if we pull over really quickly?	Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.	I'm sorry. I, I gotta...
I'm sorry. I, I gotta...	Oh, no, no. Uh, uh, George, pull over.
What about this, huh? Go ahead, big man.	Camel jockey.
Camel jockey.	You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here.
You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here.	Yeah, yeah. That's the fucking problem.
Get off my roof!	Oh, shit. Jeff. Jeff, come up here!
Oh, shit. Jeff. Jeff, come up here!	Look; okay, come on. Look, what are you doing? Look, that's enough. My wife called the police. They're coming.
I hope you're happy!	This has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah.
This has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah.	No, this has everything to do with you.
No, this has everything to do with you.	No, no, she went up by herself. This was not my responsibility.
No, no, she went up by herself. This was not my responsibility.	Hey it's your roof. It's your fucking problem. Hi, uh, there's an emergency down at the Circle A on first Street, Yeah, Okay. You're fucked now, pal! Um, send an ambulance 'cause I, I think it's an overdose or something. Okay. Okay. Jeff, they're coming. Just wait here. I'm gonna go over to Scuff's and see if he's got his truck. Listen, if she dies, you're gonna be so sorry that you ever showed your brown face in this town!
Pony, oh my god!	Hey!
Hey!	You showed up. Oh, my god! Holy shit! Look at this car, man!
You showed up. Oh, my god! Holy shit! Look at this car, man!	Oh, it's stupid, isn't it.
Oh, it's stupid, isn't it.	Is that your driver?
Is that your driver?	It's stupid.
It's stupid.	No, no, it isn't. It's cool.
No, no, it isn't. It's cool.	Look at you!
Look at you!	Oh!
Oh!	Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You, are still doing your painting?
Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You, are still doing your painting?	Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances.
Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances.	Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?	So? What's L.A. like?
So? What's L.A. like?	It's pretty exciting.
It's pretty exciting.	Yeah?
Yeah?	Yeah.
Yeah.	Like?
Like?	Oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager Danny took us to this restaurant and there was Sandra Bernhard.
Oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager Danny took us to this restaurant and there was Sandra Bernhard.	No, she was just sitting there?!
No, she was just sitting there?!	Oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. That kind of thing happens all the time in L.A. It's, you know... I met Johnny Depp.
Oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. That kind of thing happens all the time in L.A. It's, you know... I met Johnny Depp.	You did? I love him. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking of moving to New York.
You did? I love him. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking of moving to New York.	New York, huh?
New York, huh?	Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.
Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.	You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.
You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.	You do not!
You do not!	I do. Jeff, don't you think Sooze should go to New York and, uh, you know.
Tim, why don't you shut the fuck up?	I think I gotta go.
Ooh, wow, nice. Personal trainer? Very nice.	"I sound like an idiot watching the parade I know there's no tomorrow only the charade I am dead Deep inside my head All the lies There's no then Only now I will love show me how"
Well, I called Erica's beeper. There's just no answer.	What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.
What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.	Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper.
Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper.	Pal, she's a big girl, you know? I'm sure she's alright.
Pal, she's a big girl, you know? I'm sure she's alright.	Yeah? Well, what'd she say?
Yeah? Well, what'd she say?	About what?
About what?	About where she went. I mean, what bar?
About where she went. I mean, what bar?	She didn't say. Maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.
She didn't say. Maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.	The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?
The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?	Well, Dad, she said she wanted to suck my cock.
Make a move. Greasecake. Towel-head.	Hey, Tim, you know what? You win.
Hey, Tim, you know what? You win.	Fucking drunk, huh?
Fucking drunk, huh?	You have the largest penis. Can we go please?
Ew! Oh, Buff! Relax!	Why don't you fucking relax? He's having verbal intercourse, Sooze.
Buff is funny, okay? She likes Buff, so why don't you whip shut the feminist hole.	Hey, why don't you swallow your cock and choke on it? Oh, I forgot, it's not big enough.
I'm going out later.	No car.
No car.	The fuck not?

New ground?

Mm-hm.

Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?

Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?

My goal is to make art.

So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?

Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you bitch about Burnfield?

Mm-mm.

So I can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?

No, no.

So you and I can fuck while your parents are out having dinner at the Sizzler? What are we doing, Jeff? You and me?

I don't know.

I've run out of words.

Wait. What, what are you saying?

I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.

Well, what about us?

What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.

No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.

Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?

Oh, no, no, no.

You're unbelievable.

Wait, no, I... Look, Sooze, I figured something out.

You did, huh? Good for you.

Oh, fuck it, man!

Hey, Pony.

Hey, man. Jeff. How're you doin?

Good, man.

Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed.

Well, shit, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, Is that your limo?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. I mean, it's dumb, I know, it's just...

No, it's not...

Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?

Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.

Oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and shit like that, you know.

Yeah.

We sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and Danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. Yeah.

Wow. A gold record, man, that's great. So you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Aw, come on. Rock star. Fame. Fortune. Sex.

Yeah, shit. Naw, man, you know. It's hard work, you know?

Yeah.

The road's hell, you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, fuck, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?

Yeah, I crash there.

Yeah, good.

You know, I've thought about that, actually.

No, man, I mean it. You're a good writer. I remember those things you'd write during honors English. Funny shit.

No, man. Hey. No, you know what? Hey, it's you, man. It's, you know what, you know what it is? It's this tarpit of stupidity that we're all stuck in. It's this cell. It's this void, you know.

Oh, no, man, look. Look, you know, it's me, okay? I come out here and I'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my ass and I think I'm a fucking star, man, and I'm really sorry if I'm full of attitude. I, I really...

No, you know what? It's not you, man. It's not anybody. It's me. Whoo! Hey.

Look, man, it... Shit. Why don't we get something to eat? I mean food?

I gotta take a piss. Do you mind if we pull over really quickly?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry. I, I gotta...

Oh, no, no. Uh, uh, George, pull over.

What about this, huh? Go ahead, big man.

Camel jockey.

You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here.

Yeah, yeah. That's the fucking problem.

Get off my roof!

Oh, shit. Jeff. Jeff, come up here!

Look; okay, come on. Look, what are you doing? Look, that's enough. My wife called the police. They're coming.

I hope you're happy!

This has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah.

No, this has everything to do with you.

No, no, she went up by herself. This was not my responsibility.

Hey it's your roof. It's your fucking problem. Hi, uh, there's an emergency down at the Circle A on first Street, Yeah, Okay. You're fucked now, pal! Um, send an ambulance 'cause I, I think it's an overdose or something. Okay. Okay. Jeff, they're coming. Just wait here. I'm gonna go over to Scuff's and see if he's got his truck. Listen, if she dies, you're gonna be so sorry that you ever showed your brown face in this town!

Pony, oh my god!

Hey!

You showed up. Oh, my god! Holy shit! Look at this car, man!

Oh, it's stupid, isn't it.

Is that your driver?

It's stupid.

No, no, it isn't. It's cool.

Look at you!

Oh!

Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You, are still doing your painting?

Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances.

Oh, yeah?

So? What's L.A. like?

It's pretty exciting.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Like?

Oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager Danny took us to this restaurant and there was Sandra Bernhard.

No, she was just sitting there?!

Oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. That kind of thing happens all the time in L.A. It's, you know... I met Johnny Depp.

You did? I love him. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking of moving to New York.

New York, huh?

Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.

You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.

You do not!

I do. Jeff, don't you think Sooze should go to New York and, uh, you know.

Tim, why don't you shut the fuck up?

I think I gotta go.

Ooh, wow, nice. Personal trainer? Very nice.

"I sound like an idiot watching the parade I know there's no tomorrow only the charade I am dead Deep inside my head All the lies There's no then Only now I will love show me how"

Well, I called Erica's beeper. There's just no answer.

What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.

Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper.

Pal, she's a big girl, you know? I'm sure she's alright.

Yeah? Well, what'd she say?

About what?

About where she went. I mean, what bar?

She didn't say. Maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.

The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?

Well, Dad, she said she wanted to suck my cock.

Make a move. Greasecake. Towel-head.

Hey, Tim, you know what? You win.

Fucking drunk, huh?

You have the largest penis. Can we go please?

Ew! Oh, Buff! Relax!

Why don't you fucking relax? He's having verbal intercourse, Sooze.

Buff is funny, okay? She likes Buff, so why don't you whip shut the feminist hole.

Hey, why don't you swallow your cock and choke on it? Oh, I forgot, it's not big enough.

I'm going out later.

No car.

The fuck not?