MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Good. See you later.	You're a drunk and an idiot.
You're a drunk and an idiot.	You're wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum and loves it. That's okay.
You're wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum and loves it. That's okay.	Yeah it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "Either the salt is rotten or the meat."
You make videos?	Oh, yeah, all the time. That's what I do now.
Oh, yeah, all the time. That's what I do now.	You know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? But, like, you know, have it set in here. You know, like, like, like, with her and shit. You know, like, you know, like, "Closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed."
You know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? But, like, you know, have it set in here. You know, like, like, like, with her and shit. You know, like, you know, like, "Closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed."	"Closed, closed, closed." But with your music.
"Closed, closed, closed." But with your music.	You could do it.
You could do it.	I could.
I could.	Yeah!
Yeah!	Yeah.
Yeah.	I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?
I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?	Yes!
Yes!	Yeah!
Yeah!	A reel?
So you came by to see how the other half lives, huh? Well, here we are, What do you think? Pretty fucking pathetic huh? Kind of like one of those documentaries on educational TV?	It's nice here. It's different.
It's nice here. It's different.	Yeah, totally. So, uh, what do they interview you about?
Thinks he is. Well, he is.	He is?
He is?	Yes.
Yes.	He is.
He is.	He is.
He is.	And you love him a lot. He bought you a BMW for your birthday, but you finally had to move out and get your own place. I mean, I know, it's time to leave the nest. Parents hate your smoking. You didn't tell them about the abortion. All your friends got boob jobs, you got the tattoo instead. Subscribe to Vaniety Fair.
You know, it was the biggest mistake of my life.	Really?
Really?	Well, I mean, you have to understand I was just this dopey kid mopping floors and kissing officer ass. I mean, well, I enlisted right out of high school. So I just wanted something different in my life.
Well, I mean, you have to understand I was just this dopey kid mopping floors and kissing officer ass. I mean, well, I enlisted right out of high school. So I just wanted something different in my life.	Mm.
Mm.	"It's not a job, it's an adventure." Right? I hated it. I had to get out. So I was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and I, uh, I had this big fucking knife and I chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later I was a free man.
"It's not a job, it's an adventure." Right? I hated it. I had to get out. So I was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and I, uh, I had this big fucking knife and I chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later I was a free man.	You cut off your little finger?
You cut off your little finger?	Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.
Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.	Let's see.
Nice to meet you Sooze. Hi, I'm Erica.	Yeah, she, uh, works for the record company and takes care of interviews and, you know, shit like that, Uh, we were actually just doin' an interview and Erica said she's like to see Burnfield, so...
Buff, sit. You know what I mean though? Somebody ought to crack that guy with a baseball bat.	Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.
Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.	What? What the fuck do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. Fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.
What? What the fuck do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. Fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.	Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.
Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.	Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.
Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.	Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or India or wherever the fuck he comes from.
Wow, you're cute when you're angry.	Why don't you write a song about Sandra Berhard's salad, asshole?
See ya later.	What? Oh, come on. You're not gonna suck my cock?
To women. They're all whores. Let us not forget what Chenowsky said. "The greatest men are the most alone." And without suffering, Jeffery, you will never gain wisdom.	I'm not suffering, you know. I don't give a shit.
I'm not suffering, you know. I don't give a shit.	Good. That's good.
Oh, no, no, no. This is no big deal, you know? I can come down and, and get you out.	No, no. I'm not, I'm not talking about this. I did a bad thing, Jeff.
No, no. I'm not, I'm not talking about this. I did a bad thing, Jeff.	What? What'd you do?
What? What'd you do?	That chick, Erica?
That chick, Erica?	Well, w-what happened?
Well, w-what happened?	Well, I, you know, I took her to the van, you know. It was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? And she started crying, "Tim, Tim, what's the matter? I love you. Don't go!" And I was just looking at her stupid face and her stupid eyes, stupid mouth and I was filled with disgust, man. And I fuckin'... Oh, man, I really...
Well, I, you know, I took her to the van, you know. It was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? And she started crying, "Tim, Tim, what's the matter? I love you. Don't go!" And I was just looking at her stupid face and her stupid eyes, stupid mouth and I was filled with disgust, man. And I fuckin'... Oh, man, I really...	What'd you do?
What'd you do?	I hit her.
I hit her.	You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?
You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?	Because I was fucked up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.
Because I was fucked up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.	Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?	Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.
Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.	Oh fuck.
No? Well, I disagree. I think they did. I think they probably went home last night and, you know, kicked off their sandals and had a nice laugh about the drunk on the corner, you know? Makes me sick.	What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.
What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.	Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a fucking rock star. Right? I don't think so, man.
Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a fucking rock star. Right? I don't think so, man.	Just go home, alright?
Just go home, alright?	This is my home.
This is my home.	Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you.
Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you.	They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.
They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.	They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?
They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?	What about my feelings? What about my fucking feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know shit.
What about my feelings? What about my fucking feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know shit.	Will you just put the gun down?
Will you just put the gun down?	No.
No.	Just put it down.
Jeff, stay there.	He's got a gun. He's got a gun.
He's got a gun. He's got a gun.	Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your fucking brains out.
No, not, not everything. This. I am the man in your life.	Man?
Man?	Yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the fuck I am.
Yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the fuck I am.	It's a piece.
It's a piece.	Your sure as hell right about that.
Your sure as hell right about that.	I'm not doing it anywhere, Jeff. It's just part of my application to the School of Visual Arts in New York.
What are you trying to communicate? Tell us.	So you can give me more shit?
So you can give me more shit?	No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?
No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?	I'm trying to communicate how I feel, Jeff. You know raise consciousness. Make people think for a change.
Yes, you asshole.	About what?
About what?	About things that are important to me.
About things that are important to me.	Like what?
Like what?	Sexual politics, racism, the environment, the military industrial...
It was a racial incident.	It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?
It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?	It got that close.
It got that close.	Okay, but nothing happened. Believe me, if I thought something really bad was going to happen, I would've done something.
Okay, but nothing happened. Believe me, if I thought something really bad was going to happen, I would've done something.	Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?	Yeah.
Yeah.	Okay, what would you have done.
Okay, what would you have done.	I would've stopped it.
I would've stopped it.	How?
How?	I don't know. I would've done something. This is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? This place is so stupid. I can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. With all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh...
I don't know. I would've done something. This is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? This place is so stupid. I can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. With all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh...	Jeff. Jeff.
Jeff. Jeff.	... like fucking robots. Look at those kids there.
... like fucking robots. Look at those kids there.	Jeff. You know, I was talking to Mister Brooks yesterday. He has this friend in New York who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. I could swing that. Six-fifty.
Jeff. You know, I was talking to Mister Brooks yesterday. He has this friend in New York who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. I could swing that. Six-fifty.	Sooze.
What?	Did it ever occur to you that I might have some feelings about you moving to New York?
Did it ever occur to you that I might have some feelings about you moving to New York?	What feelings?
What feelings?	Us.
Us.	Of course.
Of course.	And?
And?	Come with me.
Come with me.	No, no, see, that's not what I'm saying. I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cappuccino? So I can get mugged by some crackhead? So I can see, see homeless people up close and personal?
No, no, see, that's not what I'm saying. I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cappuccino? So I can get mugged by some crackhead? So I can see, see homeless people up close and personal?	So what do you wanna do?
So what do you wanna do?	Nothing.
Nothing.	No one does nothing, Jeff.
No one does nothing, Jeff.	Okay, well, then, I'm gonna break new ground.
Okay, well, then, I'm gonna break new ground.	New ground?

Good. See you later.

You're a drunk and an idiot.

You're wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum and loves it. That's okay.

Yeah it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "Either the salt is rotten or the meat."

You make videos?

Oh, yeah, all the time. That's what I do now.

You know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? But, like, you know, have it set in here. You know, like, like, like, with her and shit. You know, like, you know, like, "Closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed."

"Closed, closed, closed." But with your music.

You could do it.

I could.

Yeah!

Yeah.

I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?

Yes!

Yeah!

A reel?

So you came by to see how the other half lives, huh? Well, here we are, What do you think? Pretty fucking pathetic huh? Kind of like one of those documentaries on educational TV?

It's nice here. It's different.

Yeah, totally. So, uh, what do they interview you about?

Thinks he is. Well, he is.

He is?

Yes.

He is.

And you love him a lot. He bought you a BMW for your birthday, but you finally had to move out and get your own place. I mean, I know, it's time to leave the nest. Parents hate your smoking. You didn't tell them about the abortion. All your friends got boob jobs, you got the tattoo instead. Subscribe to Vaniety Fair.

You know, it was the biggest mistake of my life.

Really?

Well, I mean, you have to understand I was just this dopey kid mopping floors and kissing officer ass. I mean, well, I enlisted right out of high school. So I just wanted something different in my life.

Mm.

"It's not a job, it's an adventure." Right? I hated it. I had to get out. So I was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and I, uh, I had this big fucking knife and I chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later I was a free man.

You cut off your little finger?

Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.

Let's see.

Nice to meet you Sooze. Hi, I'm Erica.

Yeah, she, uh, works for the record company and takes care of interviews and, you know, shit like that, Uh, we were actually just doin' an interview and Erica said she's like to see Burnfield, so...

Buff, sit. You know what I mean though? Somebody ought to crack that guy with a baseball bat.

Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.

What? What the fuck do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. Fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.

Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.

Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.

Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or India or wherever the fuck he comes from.

Wow, you're cute when you're angry.

Why don't you write a song about Sandra Berhard's salad, asshole?

See ya later.

What? Oh, come on. You're not gonna suck my cock?

To women. They're all whores. Let us not forget what Chenowsky said. "The greatest men are the most alone." And without suffering, Jeffery, you will never gain wisdom.

I'm not suffering, you know. I don't give a shit.

Good. That's good.

Oh, no, no, no. This is no big deal, you know? I can come down and, and get you out.

No, no. I'm not, I'm not talking about this. I did a bad thing, Jeff.

What? What'd you do?

That chick, Erica?

Well, w-what happened?

Well, I, you know, I took her to the van, you know. It was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? And she started crying, "Tim, Tim, what's the matter? I love you. Don't go!" And I was just looking at her stupid face and her stupid eyes, stupid mouth and I was filled with disgust, man. And I fuckin'... Oh, man, I really...

What'd you do?

I hit her.

You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?

Because I was fucked up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?

Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.

Oh fuck.

No? Well, I disagree. I think they did. I think they probably went home last night and, you know, kicked off their sandals and had a nice laugh about the drunk on the corner, you know? Makes me sick.

What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.

Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a fucking rock star. Right? I don't think so, man.

Just go home, alright?

This is my home.

Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you.

They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.

They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?

What about my feelings? What about my fucking feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know shit.

Will you just put the gun down?

No.

Just put it down.

Jeff, stay there.

He's got a gun. He's got a gun.

Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your fucking brains out.

No, not, not everything. This. I am the man in your life.

Man?

Yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the fuck I am.

It's a piece.

Your sure as hell right about that.

I'm not doing it anywhere, Jeff. It's just part of my application to the School of Visual Arts in New York.

What are you trying to communicate? Tell us.

So you can give me more shit?

No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?

I'm trying to communicate how I feel, Jeff. You know raise consciousness. Make people think for a change.

Yes, you asshole.

About what?

About things that are important to me.

Like what?

Sexual politics, racism, the environment, the military industrial...

It was a racial incident.

It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?

It got that close.

Okay, but nothing happened. Believe me, if I thought something really bad was going to happen, I would've done something.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, what would you have done.

I would've stopped it.

How?

I don't know. I would've done something. This is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? This place is so stupid. I can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. With all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh...

Jeff. Jeff.

... like fucking robots. Look at those kids there.

Jeff. You know, I was talking to Mister Brooks yesterday. He has this friend in New York who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. I could swing that. Six-fifty.

Sooze.

What?

Did it ever occur to you that I might have some feelings about you moving to New York?

What feelings?

Us.

Of course.

And?

Come with me.

No, no, see, that's not what I'm saying. I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cappuccino? So I can get mugged by some crackhead? So I can see, see homeless people up close and personal?

So what do you wanna do?

Nothing.

No one does nothing, Jeff.

Okay, well, then, I'm gonna break new ground.

New ground?