MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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No, I didn't.	Didn't think so. So, as I was saying, I'm willing to make a deal. You behave, get us into Mexico, and don't try to escape. I'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning.
Didn't think so. So, as I was saying, I'm willing to make a deal. You behave, get us into Mexico, and don't try to escape. I'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning.	You won't let him touch her?
You won't let him touch her?	I can handle Richie, don't worry.
If he touches her, I'll kill him. I don't give a fuck how many guns you have, nothing will stop me from killing him.	Fair enough. You break your word, I'll kill all of you. Kate, honey!
Why are you so agitated?	I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.
I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.	He backed down.
He backed down.	He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', "Fuck you Jack." I hear that loud and clear.
He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', "Fuck you Jack." I hear that loud and clear.	What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?	I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.
I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.	Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.
Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.	I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.
I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.	Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
Now, is your shit together?	Forever together.
Okay, does anybody here know what's going on?	Yeah, I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fuckin' vampires outside trying to get inside and suck our fuckin' blood! That's it, plain and simple. And I don't wanna hear any bullshit about "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't fuckin' believe in vampires either. But I do believe in my own two fuckin' eyes, and with my two eyes I saw fuckin' vampires! Now, does everybody agree we're dealin' with vampires.
You all are gonna fuckin' die! I'm gonna fuckin' kill every last one of you godless pieces of shit!	You bet your sweet ass you are, and I'm gonna help you do it. But we ain't got much time.
What's this stuff?	My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.
My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.	Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.
Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.	I don't give a shit about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to hell as I can.
I don't give a shit about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to hell as I can.	Amen.
Dad, when I called the machine to check our messages there was one from Bethel Baptist. Mr. Franklin said he wouldn't permanently replace you until we came back. He said when we come home, if you still feel the same way --	That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.
That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.	I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in God anymore?
I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in God anymore?	Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?
Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?	It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say fuck him?
It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say fuck him?	I didn't say fuck him. I'm just not connected anymore.
I didn't say fuck him. I'm just not connected anymore.	That happens, you'll get it back.
That happens, you'll get it back.	Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of God as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to God anymore.
Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of God as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to God anymore.	What do you think Mom would say?
What do you think Mom would say?	Mom's got nothing to say, she's dead.
Richie, will you do me a favor and eat my pussy?	Sure.
You got three minutes. One second longer, I shoot your father in the face. Do you understand what I just said?	Yes.
Yes.	Do you believe me?
Do you believe me?	Yes.
Yes.	You damn well better. Go.
Jesus Christ man, that microwave food will kill ya as quick as a bullet. Those burritos are only fit for a hippie high on weed. Pull me down a bottle of Jack Daniels. I'm gettin' tanked tonight.	Whatsamatter?
Whatsamatter?	Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.
Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.	Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?
Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?	Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?
Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?	You could sue the shit out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.
You could sue the shit out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.	What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene shit happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?
What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene shit happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?	That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?
That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?	Four Rangers, three cops, and two civilians. And they took a lady bank teller as a hostage.
What do you want from me? I did what you said.	Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.
Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.	He comes in here every day and we bullshit. He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.
He comes in here every day and we bullshit. He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.	I want that son-of-a-bitch out outta here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to "Benny's World of Blood."
What the fuck was that about?	He signaled the Ranger.
What the fuck is wrong with you --	Seth, he did it. You were by the beer cooler with your back turned. I was by the magazines, I could see his face. And I saw him mouth:
Richie? You okay?	I'm not dead, but I'm definitely shot! I told you that bastard said, "Help us!"
What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Buy the road map and leave.	What am I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us.
What am I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us.	He didn't recognize shit.
Shit, I started to get worried. Where the fuck ya been?	Sight seein'.
Sight seein'.	What'd ya see?
What'd ya see?	Cops.
Cops.	Didya look at the border?
I gotta figure a way to get across that goddamn border. Longer we fuck around El Paso our lives ain't worth a shit.	Look, fuck the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.
Look, fuck the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.	Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our ass in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna kill us. Texans take it very personal when ya kill their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.
Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our ass in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna kill us. Texans take it very personal when ya kill their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.	How do you know?
How do you know?	I heard it on the radio. We gotta get our asses into Mexico tonight. Carlos is gonna meet us tomorrow morning at a rendezvous on the other side, then Carlos and his boys will escort us to El Ray and --
What'd ya mean, what? The fuckin' woman, the hostage. Where the fuck is she, Richard!?	She's in the other room.
She's in the other room.	What the fuck is she doin' there?!
Yeah, explain it to me. I need an explanation. What's the matter with you?	There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do.
There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do.	No. That woman wouldn't of said shit if she had a mouthful.
No. That woman wouldn't of said shit if she had a mouthful.	Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Once you left, she became a whole different person.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Once you left, she became a whole different person.	Is it me? Is it my fault?
Is it me? Is it my fault?	It's not your fault, it's her fault!
Is this my fault? Do you think this is what I am?	What?
What?	This is not me! I am a professional fucking thief. I steal money. You try to stop me, god help you. But I don't kill people I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you doin' ain't how it's done. Do you understand?
This is not me! I am a professional fucking thief. I steal money. You try to stop me, god help you. But I don't kill people I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you doin' ain't how it's done. Do you understand?	Seth, if you were me --
Seth, if you were me --	Just say yes! Nothing else, just say yes.
Just say yes! Nothing else, just say yes.	Yes.
Yes.	Yes, Seth, I understand.
Yes, Seth, I understand.	Yes, Seth, I understand.
I'm curious. What was the nuttiest thing I did?	This ain't the time.
This ain't the time.	Oh, I know, was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and I broke it out? Yeah, you're right, that was pretty fuckin' nutty. Not to mention stupid. But you know what? I can fix that right now.
You okay?	Yeah, I think so. What happened?
Yeah, I think so. What happened?	I don't know, you just passed out.
I don't know, you just passed out.	I did?
I did?	Yeah, we were just standing there. You said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.
Yeah, we were just standing there. You said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.	Really?
Really?	Yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. It scared the shit outta me. Sure you're okay?
Yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. It scared the shit outta me. Sure you're okay?	Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little fucked up.
Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little fucked up.	Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans.
Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans.	What?
What?	We are... "South of the border down Mexico way."
We are... "South of the border down Mexico way."	We are?
We are?	Yep. We're heading for the rendezvous right now. We get there, we pound booze till Carlos shows up, he escorts us to El Ray. And then me and you, brother, kick fuckin' back. How ya like them apples?
Far out. Where are my glasses?	They broke when you fell.
They broke when you fell.	Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!
Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!	Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.
Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.	What dya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.
What dya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.	When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it.
When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it.	Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.
Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.	It's not a big deal, unless you make it a big deal. Now, I'm real happy, Richie, stop bringing me down with bullshit.
Earth to Richie. Don't you wanna ask your new friend to join us?	Yeah.
Yeah.	Well, then ask her, dumb ass.
Well, then ask her, dumb ass.	Por favor, Senorita. Would you care to join us?
They take you away to San Clemente Island. Half the guys quit when they come back. Supposed to be just hell-and-a-half.	That's what I hear.
That's what I hear.	Can I ask you somethin', lieutenant? How come you're doing this? I mean, we're kinda curious.
Can I ask you somethin', lieutenant? How come you're doing this? I mean, we're kinda curious.	Who's "we"?
Who's "we"?	Just some of the women.
Commander, are you of the habit of letting photographers traipse around your base snappin' their fill? These were supposed to have been discreet test cases --	Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --

No, I didn't.

Didn't think so. So, as I was saying, I'm willing to make a deal. You behave, get us into Mexico, and don't try to escape. I'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning.

You won't let him touch her?

I can handle Richie, don't worry.

If he touches her, I'll kill him. I don't give a fuck how many guns you have, nothing will stop me from killing him.

Fair enough. You break your word, I'll kill all of you. Kate, honey!

Why are you so agitated?

I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.

He backed down.

He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', "Fuck you Jack." I hear that loud and clear.

What are you going to do?

I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.

Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.

I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.

Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?

Now, is your shit together?

Forever together.

Okay, does anybody here know what's going on?

Yeah, I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fuckin' vampires outside trying to get inside and suck our fuckin' blood! That's it, plain and simple. And I don't wanna hear any bullshit about "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't fuckin' believe in vampires either. But I do believe in my own two fuckin' eyes, and with my two eyes I saw fuckin' vampires! Now, does everybody agree we're dealin' with vampires.

You all are gonna fuckin' die! I'm gonna fuckin' kill every last one of you godless pieces of shit!

You bet your sweet ass you are, and I'm gonna help you do it. But we ain't got much time.

What's this stuff?

My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.

Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.

I don't give a shit about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to hell as I can.

Amen.

Dad, when I called the machine to check our messages there was one from Bethel Baptist. Mr. Franklin said he wouldn't permanently replace you until we came back. He said when we come home, if you still feel the same way --

That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.

I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in God anymore?

Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?

It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say fuck him?

I didn't say fuck him. I'm just not connected anymore.

That happens, you'll get it back.

Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of God as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to God anymore.

What do you think Mom would say?

Mom's got nothing to say, she's dead.

Richie, will you do me a favor and eat my pussy?

Sure.

You got three minutes. One second longer, I shoot your father in the face. Do you understand what I just said?

Yes.

Do you believe me?

Yes.

You damn well better. Go.

Jesus Christ man, that microwave food will kill ya as quick as a bullet. Those burritos are only fit for a hippie high on weed. Pull me down a bottle of Jack Daniels. I'm gettin' tanked tonight.

Whatsamatter?

Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.

Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?

Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?

You could sue the shit out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.

What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene shit happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?

That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?

Four Rangers, three cops, and two civilians. And they took a lady bank teller as a hostage.

What do you want from me? I did what you said.

Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.

He comes in here every day and we bullshit. He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.

I want that son-of-a-bitch out outta here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to "Benny's World of Blood."

What the fuck was that about?

He signaled the Ranger.

What the fuck is wrong with you --

Seth, he did it. You were by the beer cooler with your back turned. I was by the magazines, I could see his face. And I saw him mouth:

Richie? You okay?

I'm not dead, but I'm definitely shot! I told you that bastard said, "Help us!"

What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Buy the road map and leave.

What am I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us.

He didn't recognize shit.

Shit, I started to get worried. Where the fuck ya been?

Sight seein'.

What'd ya see?

Cops.

Didya look at the border?

I gotta figure a way to get across that goddamn border. Longer we fuck around El Paso our lives ain't worth a shit.

Look, fuck the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.

Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our ass in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna kill us. Texans take it very personal when ya kill their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.

How do you know?

I heard it on the radio. We gotta get our asses into Mexico tonight. Carlos is gonna meet us tomorrow morning at a rendezvous on the other side, then Carlos and his boys will escort us to El Ray and --

What'd ya mean, what? The fuckin' woman, the hostage. Where the fuck is she, Richard!?

She's in the other room.

What the fuck is she doin' there?!

Yeah, explain it to me. I need an explanation. What's the matter with you?

There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do.

No. That woman wouldn't of said shit if she had a mouthful.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Once you left, she became a whole different person.

Is it me? Is it my fault?

It's not your fault, it's her fault!

Is this my fault? Do you think this is what I am?

What?

This is not me! I am a professional fucking thief. I steal money. You try to stop me, god help you. But I don't kill people I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you doin' ain't how it's done. Do you understand?

Seth, if you were me --

Just say yes! Nothing else, just say yes.

Yes.

Yes, Seth, I understand.

I'm curious. What was the nuttiest thing I did?

This ain't the time.

Oh, I know, was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and I broke it out? Yeah, you're right, that was pretty fuckin' nutty. Not to mention stupid. But you know what? I can fix that right now.

You okay?

Yeah, I think so. What happened?

I don't know, you just passed out.

I did?

Yeah, we were just standing there. You said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Really?

Yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. It scared the shit outta me. Sure you're okay?

Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little fucked up.

Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans.

What?

We are... "South of the border down Mexico way."

We are?

Yep. We're heading for the rendezvous right now. We get there, we pound booze till Carlos shows up, he escorts us to El Ray. And then me and you, brother, kick fuckin' back. How ya like them apples?

Far out. Where are my glasses?

They broke when you fell.

Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!

Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.

What dya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.

When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it.

Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.

It's not a big deal, unless you make it a big deal. Now, I'm real happy, Richie, stop bringing me down with bullshit.

Earth to Richie. Don't you wanna ask your new friend to join us?

Yeah.

Well, then ask her, dumb ass.

Por favor, Senorita. Would you care to join us?

They take you away to San Clemente Island. Half the guys quit when they come back. Supposed to be just hell-and-a-half.

That's what I hear.

Can I ask you somethin', lieutenant? How come you're doing this? I mean, we're kinda curious.

Who's "we"?

Just some of the women.

Commander, are you of the habit of letting photographers traipse around your base snappin' their fill? These were supposed to have been discreet test cases --

Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --